Long Lines And Catching Cheaters

Today on Valentine in the Morning: Check out some of the longest lines our listeners have waited in, and get the scoop on cheaters being found out in the wild.

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Episode Transcript

(00:01):
It's the Valentine in the Morning replay. Welcome to the breakfast table a Valentine
in the Morning. I laughed heartily. Oh my God, help us respectful
to say I love you. Thefull show podcast starts right now, one
of four three, My fam,It's Valentine in the Morning. Good morning,
Jill, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hello Julie, my old friend.

(00:22):
Well you guys, you've come toour show once again. I did
it is You've got a story aboutyour weekend. I'm sure it's something so
compelling. I know he's a bet. Your guy named Jeff. Oh,
he's the best and soon you'll bemarried. This is all very true.

(00:44):
Friday, I had a MRI ofmy brain. But to wait, there's
some darkness coming down. No,no, no, it was just having
multiple sclerosis. You get MRIs allthe time, so this was one of
those like, let's check to seehow everything's going. Sure, the past
braines have been looking immaculate, soI'm hoping that trend continues. We'll see
well, no results yet, no, nothing yet. Well, I would

(01:10):
like to read you some of theresults from my doctor's appointment last week.
If you'd like to know, yes, please, would that be fascinating the
start by sharing our medical records,I think, so logging in with face
I d pulling up my chart.So did they take on do they take
tests? Yeah, that's why I'mclicking on my test results? Yes?

(01:30):
Yes, who would like to hear? You get your pick here? You
only get one my CBC and autodiifferential, my your analysis with reflex culture,
my lipid panel, my TSH,my comprehensive metabolic panel, my hemoglobin
A one C, my testosterone panel, my CBC. What do you want?
Do you want a dipstick of youranalysis? Your analysis? So I'd

(01:51):
love yes for me. No,don't no, no, you know it's
so funny, like you go inthe restroom and you do that, right,
they go bring it back and youput it on this tray right over
here, and it brought it backand it put it on the tray,
and mine was you know, usblunt lemonade. Right. I don't know

(02:13):
the guy before me, that colorseemed off. You'reposed to look at other
way. I was like, dude, you got to go see a doctor,
like right now at the bottom.You know, he was there.
I don't know what the dude wasdoing, but I mean something was off,
you know, very nosy of youthink you're like, how much do
you give? You know? Theydon't need much on a thing, right,

(02:35):
they don't need much. I gavea lot. I mean I topped
it off. Okay, all right, So which one did you want to
hear about? The testosterone? Iguess testosterone? All right? You know,
I think my testosterone's fine. Foran adult female. It's ten to
eighty three is the range. Butthat's not me. So there you go.
Adult male, it's two hundred toone thousand ng slash dl difference.

(02:58):
Oh it's testosterone. Yeah, doI have that? I thought were selling
should have tested my yestrogen? That'sprobably high. Anyway, My testosterone reference
range is two hundred to one thousand, and I came in at four forty
nine. Nice. I don't knowis that good? I mean it must
be good. But then for guysmy age, I think the range changes.
So this is for males in general. It might be slightly different for
a man of my advanced wisdom,you know what I mean? What were

(03:22):
the options again? Oh? God, John, why there are no options?
It's just two hundred to one thousandfor an adult results that we could
hear about. Oh, oh,you want something else? Yeah? Right,
God, I'm so sorry. Didyou want to hear your analysis were
reflex and culture? Of course,right, that's the last one to do.
Joh, because a lot of peopleare interested in this. Well,

(03:44):
color light yellow, they denote that, you know, specific gravity was quite
good whatever that is, one pointone five? How fast my pH was
five point five at a scale offive to eight. Blood negative, billy
ruben negative, keytnes negative, glucosenegative, protein negative, uh leucacite estuaryce

(04:05):
whatever, negative, nitrate negative uhrbc was in range, white blood cell
in range, rbc per hpf inrange. Yeah, I think so white
blood count per hpf in range withzero zero and the ones in there mus
squamous ep cells zero whatever that is. So I guess okay, but I
haven't heard back from him yet,you know, so we'll see a lot

(04:29):
of tests done. Though a lotof tests. So I had a brain
scan. You just you shove yourhand in a box. Yeah, I
was doing stuff. I was givingblood. Is it scary for you being
in this You're you used to itnow. I'm very used to it,
yes, very used to it now. And they do they put you in

(04:49):
head first, to be fair,Yes, head first, but your face
is in like a little cage.Oh it is. So it's not just
a big MRI machine. They addlike an extra unit in the It goes
over your face and they put alittle mirror in it so you can see
out, but you cannot move yourhead because you know you got to keep
your your brain. I'm still right. Yeah, I'm so scared to do

(05:09):
one of those because I have thisfear that, like I had surgery when
I was little, my mom didn'ttell me, and I have a screw
in my body and the magnet's gonnarip it out of my skin. Well,
good luck. I would hope yourmom would tell you if you ever
had something like that. What ifthey left the screw in there and they
didn't know. What if this isscissors inside. That's what I'm saying.
Oh God, you see the moviesPenny in my butt or something. Well,
when you go through the airport,John, does it go off the

(05:31):
metal detector? Yes, surprisingly,you've got to screw in your bomy.
I think so too. It's inmy shoulder. Okay, Now, the
metal detector in the airport always goesoff on my shoulder and I'll look forward
to that report. Nothing happening,all right, earned a lot today.
I really regret going down this entireroad. Yeah, because now there's no
way to get out of this break. We just have to feel like it's

(05:54):
just you know, we should tapin another show at this point, right,
we tap out takeover. We madesome mistakes here, mistakes were made,
Mike Bammy. It's Valentine in themorning. Things were turning the show
on today, big prizes. Thisweek we've got justin Tipperlake in concert,
and we've got Shakira in concert.Yeah. Oh wait here she is now

(06:15):
she's walking in big round applause forShakira. This is so surprising, it's
this early in the morning. Shakira, how you feeling, Shakira? You
doing good? Oh baby, yes, I get Oh that's fantastic. Uh.
By the way, that's like oneof my favorite songs here is Can
you sing a little bit of thatsong for us? Oh? I talk

(06:36):
lot? Oh yes, so good. Well listen, Jill's laughing at you
for what reason. I don't know. Right, Ryan, Shakira's moving over
to your mic now, oh,Shakira's on your microphone. Ryan, would
you like to injoury sekurra to usShakira. It is just so impressive to

(07:00):
hear you sing live in the studiolike this. All right, all right,
save it for the show, right, save it for the show.
So those takings for Sekira coming uplater on this morning here on one O
four to three MYFM. Hey,whatever happens to you here with that tax
stuff? Oh she's gone? Whattiming? I didn't hear the door slam.

(07:21):
It's so strange like that. Allright, it is balance in the
morning. Everybody. Have a goodweekend, Yes, yes, really nice
weekend. John. You were outfor your girlfriend to grab a little date
and it was like her birthday,right turned twenty four. We went on
a date night on Friday night,and then on Saturday we enjoyed the sunshine,
went to the beach for the firsttime this year, and man,
I cannot wait for summer to come. Really. Okay, you just have

(07:43):
like a little picnic or something.What'd you do? Yeah, we set
up an easy up. We hada bonfire and we were just there from
like three pm all the way tonine Monday. Yeah, we tanned a
little bit for stagecoach. God shoastedsome glizzies and then uh, huh is
this slang for I don't know,let's try figure it out. He did
some drugs and hot dogs. Hotdogs are called glizzies. Yeah, right,

(08:07):
was this a beach where you couldhave a bonfire? Hunting? Hunting
to they're allow that. Yeah,they don't care about the climate burning more
fossil fuels on the beach. No, they don't know, they don't.
Can we please go back to theglizzies? Where? What is that from?
What does that mean? You never? No, you can make stuff
up in his head all the time. I feel like that's like, that's

(08:30):
just what you call hizzies. I'venever heard anything baseball game or whatever and
they'll go hot dogs, hot dogs, and sometimes they're like glizzies, come
get your glizzies. Really, I'vebeen the many baseball games, John,
I've never heard anything go glizzies,catch your glizzies. I don't know.
Maybe it's an Angel stadium thing.Yeah, maybe try to create some excitement

(08:50):
based on their baseball team. Yeah, it's gonna take more than glizzies.
It's really bad. It's really bad. All right, it's one of four
three my fam This is Valence inthe Morning two now FM one O four
to three. My family, itis Valentine in the Morning. Now we
move on to a recall from Friday'sshow. We tried something different for the

(09:13):
first time. We kept track ofpeople's mistakes, and Brian was in charge
of keeping track, even though hewas also keeping track of his own mistakes.
We'd like to now read the resultsfrom Friday Morning show. People thought
they could do a mistake free show, and they were bragging about that,
bragging about the amount of mistakes theywouldn't be making. I think that was
me. I think I'm the onlyone that said I would not make any

(09:33):
mistakes. Well, the results arein timpany roll please, Okay, coming
in with the fewest mistakes, Iguess or wait, no, the most
mistakes. So the most mistakes startfrom the bottom up. Yeah, so
the most mistakes we've already made anotherone. Put yourself down for one more
for today. This is this isa new sheet for today. Okay,
I get one. So John Camuci, most mistakes? How many Friday you

(09:56):
had? Four? Okay? Yeah, I predicted four instead of three.
I predicted for it. Yeah,on part for you in a Toyota spot.
You were trying to say backpack.You said packed up backpack and it
was very, very weird. Andthen you moved your mike while we were
on the air. It was actuallytold you about not moving your mic.
That's worth three. That's down inthe the loud mic noises definitely count.

(10:20):
Coming in next with the second mostmistakes his years, truly Brian Hesberton typos
and three things where Val had tostumble. You're the best part about that
he made a type in the sixto twenty newscast, right, yeah,
then he reused that same news storyat eight twenty, Yes, and the
typo was still there. That's likea double mistake that maybe I should win

(10:41):
the mistake because I also had thebiggest mistake, which was during the Battle
of the Sexes, the women wonand I played the one that's traditionally for
the when the men win, andit was a whole mess. Actually,
yeah, the women didn't win,the men won, and you played the
woman's winning song. Another mistake.You can't even recap the mistakes correctly.
Fascinating coming in in second place.Second place, it's Jill, Yes,

(11:05):
how many miss just too okay,that's not bad. The top just words
that got bumbled and jumbled. Yes, thank you and coming in first place.
Yes, almost made it without anysingle What mistakes did this person make?
Towards the end of the show,a young woman on the phone,
you called her are he? Hername was RG. That's what it says

(11:28):
on the screen. Aaron doesn't knowanything in their answer. In the phones
it said are he? It saida R dash H G E on the
screen. What was I supposed tosay r G when there's an H in
his you know, phonetic spelling.Okay, I'm going to cross this off.
Thank you, zero mistakes, Thankyou very much, and I actually
you know what I can do?Was not going to let's hear it.

(11:52):
I was double checking everybody. Ohyou're fact checking mistakes? Fat checking?
Right now we go over to Johnfor the fact checking. The mistakes you
do? You have ours mostly correct. I didn't get my microphone moved,
but that is a valid one.If we got a wrong button hit from
the big guy in the Captain's chairaround seven thirty six, wrong button hit,
that was not a wrong button hit. I know you're talking about one

(12:13):
that song, but no, Iknow exactly what it was. He loaded
it improperly. He put it inthe wrong spa. That's when I looked
at Hi because he had it inthe wrong spot. So I fired the
next musical element that you hear onMYFM. I fired the next musical element
and it was loaded incorrectly in thewrong order. That's one up for Brian.
So I think he takes the numberone spot. You think you have

(12:35):
another one for me? Yes?What numbered one? You accidentally brought down
Nancy's microphone during traffic instead of hertraffic bed one time. Well, you're
saying I lowered Nancy's microphone on Travickreporter. Yes, okay, I did
that because I didn't like the wayshe sounded. I did not like the
way she sounded. That was onperfect all right, New Day, New

(13:00):
Stay Counter. Brian's got one already, Like god, I've been on there
for thirty five minutes. Let's startnow. Now he's already got two.
So one of four to three.My fam, this is Valentine in the
morning. Valentine in the morning.Valentine in the Morning, my fam nineties
two. Now, my family,it is Valentine in the Morning. Have

(13:20):
I told you a story of theSoho House? Yeah? What happened Friday.
No. So I go out withmy boss Paul and his wife Sarah,
and it's a beautiful time. Leanand I have a great time.
So who house? Right, werelate getting there because I'm mad mad traffic?
So i'one to panic. This ismy boss, you know, I've
known him for years, he's agreat guy. We're meeting Sarah for the

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first time. Someone to panic aboutthat. So we hit just mad traffic.
Accident after accident. That's the worst, right, So I just do
a little text on him. Notehe's very gracious about it. Blah blah.
It's like, don't worry, youget your saving sound. So get
there, and remember is worried aboutwhat to wear to this place. I
even reached out to uh Brit Jill'ssister because in their family, she's the
most fashioned forward person. She's probablybeen to the Soho House a bunch of

(14:01):
times in her life, right,and she was like, very cash,
very cash, all right, sogo very cash, and I talked about
in the air. I even calledthe Soho House and asked what to wear
before we had gotten there. Soget there. This young lady's front desk
who's a fan of our show,she goes, oh my god, listening
to you today talk about coming todinner tonight and worried about what to wear

(14:24):
and everything. And she looks atme and she goes, and this is
what you went with? Did shereally exact words? And this is what
you went with? More to thestory, And this is what you went
with. And she looks at meand she goes, you wear this every
day? I go, yeah,yeah, I do. I'll come up

(14:48):
with something better next time. Shegoes, okay, you can go in
now, she's the best. Whatwere you wearing? What did you wear?
The black dress shirt, jeans andshoes, which is pretty like me
dressed up around here or something.But it was dying laugh and it was
such a good line. And shelooks at me and goes, and this
is what you went with. Thisis a After all that work about thinking

(15:09):
about what to wear, you justyou fell back on this old stable.
You don't have an ieheart sweatshirt orsomething you can to fall back on.
Good lord, nice place, though, oh good Never been you guys,
ever been? No, never,Harry Fancy, never heard of it.
No, not really sous at all. It's an invitation only place. It's
a member only place, but they'reall across the entire country. Oh really,
yeah, yeah, they're a bigdeal. All right. So one

(15:31):
A four to three minth fab it'sValentine in the morning, six twelve.
You just want to reach out threeone o four three or call eight sixty
sixty five four fourth m. Laura'ssick today, you know, so she's
out. She went to Coachella.That's where he got something there? Did
she anybody suspicious? Remember Brian getssick the day after the super Bowl and
the three of us were like,what he was genuinely, did you see
a doctor's No? And I didn'tsee a doctor now, doctor's note.

(15:52):
But I do know he wouldn't havedone that to us. He wouldn't have
just done Jehan, what do youthink? The only reason I don't question
him is because I remember being atthe super Bowl and opening up his Instagram
story and it was just him andKyla at home watching Usher. So unless
they planned it that far in advance, I was like, there's no way
he's hungover just being at home,all right, all right, So anyway,
she's sick. But it's also like, okay, who was last on

(16:12):
stage last night at Coachella and shestays to there and she says to the
very end, like she last time, she had him like four in the
morning and came it to work withan hour lady. I'm like, okay,
I know, Laura, I gotyou. Don't worry. It's one
of four three, John, what'strending? So Coachella Weekend too, just
wrapped up over the weekend. Afew surprises from Weekend two, not as
many as the first in terms ofstar power, but still some good ones

(16:33):
came me. The Cabeo came outwith Lana del Rey. One that I
was personally so bummed out that Imissed was Sabrina Carpenter who brought out Nora
Jones. This song is like oneof the first songs I ever remember my
mom playing taking me to school.She had the Nora Jones ce, So

(16:56):
this song just gets me. ButI saw she brite nor Jones first,
not expecting that from Sabrina Carpenter,not at all, but God, this
so I'm good together. So nowthey're breaking it all down. We'll have
Stage Charge this coming up weekend.I'm John Camuci. That's what's turning in
music? How hot was it outthere? Was it hot this weekend?
Yeah? Oh really, I wonderif the upcoming weekend is gonna be liked

(17:18):
for stage coach eighty eighty eighty eightyone. Is that good or bad?
It's great? Okay, it's likeninety eight all this weekend? Oh was
it really? Oh? My gosh, I got lucky going that first week.
Really did though. He is solucky. Coming up. A chance
to take us to see kid Larroywith Today's Dumb Game plus you can call
it eight sixty six five four tofour if you want to play the Valentine

(17:38):
in the morning listener feud, callus right now, John. Conversation was
had at my house over the weekendwith my son Colin, who's sixteen years
of age, and uh, youknow, for the longest time, my
son was the arbiter of good news, happy news. He would say a
certain thing on the air that wassix so he's like a little bit older

(18:00):
and everything like that. But onFridays when we do some Humani tour show,
it's called happy News, and weasked people to text in three one
on four three on Fridays and weread the text in the air, like
what's making you smile? On life, what's making you happy in life?
Et cetera. We do it foryears, doing it for a number of
years. And this was always myson. Hat be Friday everyone, because

(18:22):
I don't give you for like momentruf con now miss your happy news.
It's eight six six five four fourmy firm. So that's been calling for
a number of years. Yes,he's aged out, he's sixteen. Now
he's going for his driver's test andall that, the permit everything. It's
crazy, right, But it wasjust a cute thing that played for a

(18:42):
long time, and people taking theirkids to school on Friday and stuff,
woud always have that little memory.And then this guy came into the world.
Here's your daily dose of happy newson Valentine in the morning. That's
Brian Son Maddox, who really putno effort into it. It's just like
I got my kid doing a songand this kid's like doing nothing right this

(19:03):
god, he has to pass thetorch. Well, this passing the torch.
And apparently a couple of kids athis school are a little bit upset
about this. They're a little bitupset about this. They go listen,
they said to him, and go, hey, we hear your thinking Friday,
and you're going all out with thesong and stuff, and we hear
this other guy. This other guythrows it away. It's like a three
or four second Dad made me dothis thing. They're like, you were

(19:26):
putting an effort into it, youhad a beat going, you did the
phone number. This kid come onthat, he comes on that you're passing
the torch to and it seems likehis phone in and in. I do
not believe you that about these kids. I think your thoughts filtering through.
You think my son phoned it in? I'm not saying and compared it.
Do you think your kid might havephoned it in? Wow, he didn't

(19:48):
say this one chase the job.I'm telling you some kid mentioned in the
column. Maybe more than one incidenttaking anything away from Colin. Colin is
still Fridays. Colin still got thatprimetime spot. That's fine, that's fine.
But listen. You know when you'rebatting clean up for a number of

(20:10):
years and the next guy comes into the next to clean up hitter and
he's like, look at the swing. What is just And Mike is saying,
all right, here we go,here, we go here. It
comes to swing on the ball boom, there's a drive deep blood field.
You got a swing. It's Friday. He's still batting cleanup. No,
listen, my kids still got hisplace only one day out of five.
But this kid who's doing the fourdays here, I mean a lot of

(20:30):
people in Texa a now saying ittoo, like the kids kind of phoning
in. Could we look at hisright there? Can Maddix do a bit
more? It seemed rather quick,Brian. Have Maddix recorded? Maybe make
it into a song. Brian,your child seems like he just kind of
gave up on that. Did youpay him or not? So these are
some text I'm reading right now.Do this for me. Yes, have

(20:52):
Colin record a new one today thatwe're gonna play at least if we just
do it one time where it justreally kind of go Friday, everybody,
Hey bro, Happy Friday, metup ev a great day. We're gonna
do the Valentine listener feud coming upthe next If you want to play that
game, call right now. It'sfun. I'd love you to dial in
eight sixty six five four four FM. You're gonna have a good time.

(21:12):
Call Valentine in the morning, eightsixty six five four four my FM.
I mean it's Rodriguez. That's yourtraffic on one O four to three my
FM. Man's tower's your weekend?You party animal? What were you doing?
Oh my gosh, I ended uplike in back pain. I had
a great weekend baseball ice cube concert, and then we had a meet up

(21:33):
at the park yesterday. Right.I saw the basement though, that was
very cute. I did see that. Uh, And then I saw you
at the concert and I'm like,oh my gosh, just living the best
life. I didn't see the meetup. Then you met up with friends at
the park. Yeah, we hada bunch of parents in the community come
together, so we had over fortypeople come out. And then we thought
it'd be a good idea. Right, we had outdoor games for the kids,
and then we thought, okay,the moms. Now it's how for

(21:55):
the moms to like race, Sowe did potato sack races. And now,
my I had a good idea.The moms would do field day doing
potato sack races, eating crackers andtrying to whistle. What made you think
that was gonna be a good idea? Oh my gosh. I didn't even
win. I came in second.Would you see the Kevin Hart video from

(22:17):
a while back. Kevin Hart triedto run like a forty yard dash or
something and he blew out his leg. Oh man, I don't think that
bad. I'm sure it was KevinHart. You're right, and I think
poor guy. He's like I thoughtI still had it. So he's racing
somebody like a forty yard dash andhe runs like ten yards and he's like,

(22:37):
oh my god, he was likedying. Poor guy, like really
hurt himself too. I think actuallysecond place though. Nance you'll look at
that second place like, yes,thank you, who got first? Robert
Ford's wife or something? Oh mygosh, Russell Ford off. Okay,

(23:02):
it's pretty close. You got filledin flav Kevin Okay. Weather today,
if your morning a cloud, it'spartly Sunday this afternoon, tempt seventies,
low eighties, fifty four and out? Did you have fifty seven? Role
in Heights? Jill's got the entertainmentheadlines Coming up, Kim Kardashian and her
American horror story cost are Emma Robertsare working together again, this time off
screen. I'll tell you what they'redoing coming up at six fifty time for

(23:23):
the Valentine in the Morning Listener ifyou tell them what we're doing. Jill,
all right, So we have twoquestions that we asked our Valentine the
Morning Listeners, and we took thetop five answers to those questions, and
you just got to tell us whatdid our Valentine the Morning Listeners think the
answers were to these questions. Okay, play along the car, play long

(23:45):
as you're ready for work or school. Now let's meet our contestants. Good
morning, Dave and San Clemente.How are you today? Hey? How
are you? We're doing a ride, It's Monday morning. You ready to
play this game? I am allright. You're going against and Cyprus Hyperonica,
how are you? Hello? Hello, morning, Hello, Hello morning.

(24:06):
Big v. Sounds like she isready to go. Let's get into
this game, and we're gonna startwith We'll start with Dave, as I
talked to him first. Dave,we asked Valentine in the Morning Listeners,
what are the most annoying sounds ofall time? You have forty five seconds
on the clock, three strikes,You're out. Give me the top five
answers when you can the most annoyingsounds of all time? What do you
think they said? An alarm clock? An alarm clock not on there?

(24:33):
Answer, great answer, but noton there? What else would be annoying?
Say? Uh, security alarm,security alarm not on there? Think
outside of that world of just alarm. Something else you hear that might be
annoying? Mine still going on inmy head from swinging up. I hear

(24:57):
you bout that's an annoying sound.Just a sound. It could be a
daily sound, not necessarily a dogbarking. A dog barking, not on
there. Well, it is aMonday, Dave. And that means we'll
see how Veronica does, because maybeshe should be the same as you.
So let's find out. And thenbefore we even do that, let me
read you the top five answers,since you got none of them. What

(25:18):
are the most annoying sounds of alltime? Number five was crying children?
Oh yeah, okay, crying children. Number four snoring. If you got
a snore in your life, youknow that. Number three silverware scraping a
plate. Number two loud chewing orslurping. The number one annoying sound that
listeners of Valentine in the Morning saidnails on a chalkboard. Classic makes sense,
right, Okay, now, Veronica, it seems like the pressure is

(25:41):
off of you, But you neverknow. We asked Valentine in the morning
listeners for you, what's his slangterm someone might use to describe a hot
guy. Forty five seconds, threestrikes, you're out fire fire fires,
not on there, there's one strike, two more and this is a tie

(26:04):
sexy sexy, not on there.I think it's a slang term, a
slang term somebody might use to describea hot guy. Think of these young
kids noways maybe one of their slangterms. Oh, Dave hanging there,
buddy, it is not looking goodat her waiting early in the morning for

(26:26):
this. Yeah. I have theanswers in front of me, so it's
easy for us. He slamming,slamming, slamming. So let's recap your
three answers. Like slamming. Well, we know why you like slamming.
You've talked about that in the airbefore. Well, and now you have
something to do it. Is therea walled area by your uh? Okay,

(26:52):
no, it south has no walls. This house has no walls.
Well, now, I can't believethat's sitting out there. People wonder what
I'm talking about, David, You'rewondering what I'm talking about. Right,
They're talking about an alarm. Right, No, we're past the alarms.
Talking about Jill had this long runningfantasy. She just wanted to be picked

(27:12):
up by a man bigger than herand just up against the wall, slammed
up against the wall, and thereyou go. So anyway, what slang
term might use to describe a hotguy. Number five was snack. Yeah,
Number four was stud Number three wasthat classic zaddie. Number two was
hotty and I don't know how youmissed some of these, but number one

(27:34):
was hunk ah man. I know. So that means we go, Do
I do a tiebreak or just Iwasn't inclined to just give the both,
but they both were so terrible myfriend Dave. Okay, so some sort
of tiebreaker question. I'll battle ofsex's rules. Holler out your name.

(27:56):
If you know the answer, yourname will be your buzzer, waiting until
Brian Burton finishes asking the question beforeyou buzz in. What's something you should
not do at a holiday party?Rodia Veronica, I need an answer,
though, get super sloppy drunk.Yes, we're gonna take that for You're

(28:19):
the winner, kid Leroy at thetorch of the La cal Seam, May
twenty eight throughout so now ticketmaster dotcom. Congratulations, okay, y appreciate
you. Veronica Dave, thanks forplaying, buddy. What do you got
planned for today? You headed intowork? Yeah, I'm just going to
parking lot waiting to get in myman, and this is what you waited
with. I'm so sorry, youreally are. But now you can walk

(28:41):
into work and go. Guys,what do you think some of the most
annoying sounds of all time arek anddon't say alarm. Just simply go to
nails out of chalkberd. They'll win. Thank you. Guys. What was
that? I thought that was kindof meaning. I thought that kind of
mean. No, that was ontheir number five Ryan Children, but they
can't help it. Yeah, butit's fun. The guy wanted to win

(29:03):
a prize. Take the kids out. Hang, I guess here's the weekend.
Such my famin, it's balance outin the morning six forty five,
John, what were you doing thisweekend again? I went to the beach,
That's what it was, right,Yeah, it's my girlfriend's birthday.
I saw those pictures on Instagram.They were nice. Yeah, it was
fun. Man, Olivia is thecutest human being ever. No, it's

(29:27):
like a fact. You posted thisstory of her. You guys were at
dinner. She's got a glass ofwine and she's just like just smiling,
and I'm like, he's always happy. She's always happy too, so sweet.
Doesn't have any fights yet, No, to be honest, like,
we have a little disagreement sometimes,like healthy ones, but I think we
both have made an effort, likenot to scream. We both come from

(29:48):
I don't know, we've seen badrelationships so much, you know what I
mean. Yeah, you're you're watchingthat in yourselves, guarding that it's able
to have disagreements. Disagreements are healthy, you know, and you have to
learn how to get past those.Yeah, and best of luck with that,
because I'm twenty six years and Ihaven't. I don't think they ever
stopped. You know, you can'tfigure it out. Humans are just born
that way, and there will betimes when those disagreements are much more heated

(30:11):
than others, you know what Imean. Yeah, And then you just
hang out in the car for anhour on your own listening to music until
she lets you back in. Youknow, no, actually is not the
most anyway. All right, it'sone of four to three fans coming up
in the battle of a sex aswe do have Shakira. Oh wait,
I'm sorry. Is she out there? I think again. No, she

(30:37):
was here earlier and she left.Shakira, it is so great to see
you. How excited are you aboutus giving away your tickets today? I'm
excited to not hyps. Your hipsdo not lie? But I believe that
was it Jimmy Fallon or somebody mudJimmy Fallon did a test about your hips
to find that if they do lie, you wont correct. And I noticed

(30:57):
that you guys did that light tod on your hips and all hooked up
and it turned out fact, yourhips don't lie, no one and my
hips don't know, don't What wasI'm sorry the last part seq what was
that? I'm a little rusty,Yeah, started straw started strong. I'm

(31:23):
not good at that. That's sofun about it? It's really bad.
I'm sorry. Wait a minute,Shakira's sister just walked in. High.
Shakira's sister, how are you?We're going on? Maybe that's Shakira's brother.
We have these tickets after seven todayand balance in the morning, then

(31:44):
after eight o'clock justin Timberlake in LasVegas. All coming your way, one
o four three, my f m. Here's what's coming up in entertainment headlines.
Kevin Bacon a very important visit overthe weekend. I'll tell you where
he went right out to drop bythe way. That was his last chance
to go because they're tearing it down. Yes, that's crazy, my fami.

(32:05):
It's Valentine in the morning. ThatSuperna Carpenter. She was at Coachell
again this weekend. He was shebrought out, she brought out Nora Jones,
and they're saying, don't know why, which is really cool. Laura
was there, our social media director. But now she's sick this morning.
She's taken the day off. Noone's making any allegations that she stayed out
really late in Indio last night andI didn't feel like coming into work.
No one's making that, not atall, Not at all. Brian made

(32:28):
that, Oh he did well.I mean, who wouldn't assume that the
same guy who skipped out on theMonday after the Super Bowl and said he
was sick, which I was,but I were fine on Tuesday. Those
are amazing, those turn around sicknesses, aren't they just really amazing? I
know, I know that boy,cried Wolfa, what are you gonna do?
Right There is a thousand dollars upfor grabs for you right now.

(32:51):
It is kind of overcast an ickyoutside. Jill said, it is going
to be nice this afternoon. Yeah, today's gonna be the warmest day of
the week, so it's gonna benice late this afternoon, It'll be nice.
Tulipa Houdini want a four to threemy family? It is Valentine in
the morning, seven and eight comingup later on this hour. What's the
longest line you've ever been in texting? Three to one oh four three?
Do you remember years ago I wasin a jazz band tour. I played

(33:14):
alto saxophone in a jazz band afterhigh school. Summer after high school,
we toured all over Europe. Itwas a collection of all these kids who
had been you know, all statefinalists and all New England finalists for you
know, music throughout high school andstuf John you remember those. Yeah,
So a bunch of us had oncesome rewards, they made a super band

(33:34):
in this jazz band. We touredall over Europe and we got to London.
There was a hard rock cafe.We're like, oh, let's go
into the hard rock this is gonnabe so good. And we got line
and that line was taken forever.We're starving, a bunch of us in
line at the hard rock cafe.We're queuing up because it's in London,
and the queue, you know,ellout, So we're sitting in line.
It's waiting and waiting, and finallywe get up to what we thought was
a door to get in. It'sa window for souvenirs. We stood in

(33:55):
the wrong line for two hours toeat at what we thought was coolest place
at the time, the hard rockcafe, and it was just to get
souvenirs. Yeah, we had toat that point. Yeah, we're gonna
do at that point, did youeventually eat? No, there's no time
to eat at that point. Ihad to get back in the bus and
go, dang it, I know. So, what is the longest line
you've ever been in? Texting?At three one o fourth three? It

(34:19):
is the battle of the sexist representingthe men. His name is Jerry lives
in Mission Bieho, works as amechanical engineer and enjoys gardening. What's up,
Jerry resenting the lady is? Hername is Jen. She's from Chino.
She's a fifth grade teacher and enjoysgo in the car shows. Let's

(34:40):
hear it for Jen. What's up? Jen? Hey? How are you
morning? Good morning? You guysknow what you're playing for? Right?
Yes? Yeah? Ticket? Ohmy, well wait a minute, here
she is, guys, Shakira,come on you real quick, real quick,
just a quick hello. Oh no, she's running away. You're still
here, Hi, Sekira. Somebodysaid that they're dying. Sounds like a

(35:08):
bad share impression or one or theother. Here's how it works. Jenn,
I gonna ask you a few questions, and Jerry, Jill's gonna ask
you the questions. Best at athree wins, still tied to end of
regulation, we go to anice toughtiberk question on to start with ladies.
Dan Reynolds known as the lead singerof What band I Have No Idea Imagine

(35:30):
Dragons. He's a lead singer forImagine Dragons. Jerry Daniel Ye Daniel Radcliffe
is best known for playing what character, Jerry Harry Potter. Yes, that's
right. Our current score, guysup one? Oh, here we go.
It is Monday. But we're gonnashake off those cobwebs. What video
game company makes the Xbox console?Tony Microsoft, You have a lot of

(35:57):
cobwebs. It's okay. Shake himwith me now, Jerry. What American
Idol winner has a song titled loveSo Soft Fantasia? Borrow something? No,
Kelly Clarkson, she'edo she lost toJustin? Oh no, Justin lost

(36:19):
to Kelly? Oh Kelly, Well, I remember from Justin to Kelly one
of the best movies of all time. Oh, my gosh, doesn't just
the other day? And god no, I've never watched that. It's pretty
horrible. No, you'd love it, you would, very good. Current
score one to nothing. Guys,gotta get us right of the men win.

(36:40):
Here we go. In a footballgame, how does the referee determine
which team gets to start with thefootball? The toss up coin, the
toss up coin, the coin flip. Yes, it's a fun way of
saying it. You'll toss up andJerry, what group sings about Bill's bills?

(37:05):
Bills? Yeah, all right,that wasn't when you got it,
Belle. The sexist championship certificate Jerryposted on socials the hashtag balance one in
the morning. You share that withpride. All right, wow, thank
you, And now she comes tomicrophone number two to tell you all about

(37:29):
what you've won. My friend come, he come Ji certificate puzzing on social
by the I already said that youwere supposed to talk about your concert.
When's your concert? Shakira? Rememberthe you of for them? So you're

(37:50):
gonna see Shakira? November ninth,Kia Forum. The'red still now ticketmaster dot
com. Congratulations, Thank you somuch, Thank you. Yes, I
love the whole pack. Thank you, Thank you. My friends, listen
as you exit the stage, Jen, this moment is entirely yours. You
take it away. You guys areamazing. I listen to you guys every
morning. I appreciate the opportunity.Oh you couldn't even say that with the

(38:13):
face. You guys are amazing.Oh I'm not gonna start laughing now I
can't. You're sweet. Thanks forbeing on. We appreciate you. John.
What's trending? So, of coursetrending all weekend was Taylor Swift's brand
new album, The Tortured Poet's Department. I feel like it's really all I
saw on my teach phone. Italready became the most streamed album in a

(38:35):
single day in twenty twenty four,and it did that in less than twelve
hours. It's Taylor's biggest sales weekfor any album in the US. And
I know this is just gonna keepbreaking records, like we're going to keep
having these conversations for some weeks tocome. Here. I'm Johkamuchi, and
that's what's training in music. Ilaid in bed at one point improvesd all
thirty plus tracks it do. It'sso good. She is a lyricist beyond

(38:58):
belief. I don't know, I'mnot a hardcore Swifty. If she's ever
written a book of poetry herself,if she's ever just put the pen to
paper for just lyrics or just wordswithout the music behind it, it could
be incredibly powerful too. I mean, you can just look at her lyrics
and see that. But she's reallyshe's got away with words. She really
does. She will take like thesimplest thing, like you broke my heart

(39:20):
right and turn it into a sentencethat I never would have dreamed of writing
it that way. For sure.Your mind is blown. Yeah, such
a good songwriter, all right?Seven twenty one, coming up one thousand
bucks at eight o'clock plus. What'sthe longest line you've ever been in?
Textit a three one oh four three. We got a text that says I
waited in line on the phone withan airline for eighteen hours, fell asleep

(39:44):
with the phone charging, listening tohold music, and them telling me that
their call or my call was veryimportant to them all night long, but
on the phone for eighteen hours.His bathroom line is a good cello pretty
long, you know, not eighteenhours of course, of course there,
oh there they fine until rolling inthe deep. It's one of four three

(40:07):
MYFM. It is Valentine in themorning. Seven five, Hey lindsay,
how are you? I'm good?How are you doing? We're doing all
right? Was the longest line youstood in? Years ago? I was
in line for eight hours at abuild of Bear pay your age event.
Oh, I've always wanted to dothat with the girls. Explain what that
event is. So basically, youpay the age of your child for a

(40:29):
build of bear stuff toy. Mykids at the time were three and one,
so we paid four dollars for kid. That's great, it's a great
deal. But those lines are long. How long did you wait? We
waited eight hours cow. I waswith a friend and we just kind of
traded back and forth. You'd watchher kids and my kids for a while,
and then I'd go get food andthen I'd watch her kids. And

(40:52):
it was at one point they hadto move the line because of fire issues
from the mall to make sure thelines were clear, and they ended up
litting the line in half, andwe ended up at the back when we
were at the front. Why didn'tyou walk up? Why don't you walk
up towards the front of the line, find somebody to say, I will
pay you my age? Did youlet me cut in front of you?

(41:13):
You know, I don't think anyonewould have done it, honestly, we'd
all waited there so long. Dothey limit you on the amount of accessories
you can get with the bear?So the accessories you pay full price for
it? Oh so just the bear? So and you had that. You
can't go home with a naked bear? You got clothed. Yeah, I
think I put a limit of likethree items per kid. Oh really?

(41:34):
Okay? And did your kids lovethe bear when you got one? They
do, one picked out like aPokemon stuffed animal, and one had a
poppetful dog, I think, andthey still have them to to say.
My kids are now ten and seven. It's the experience too, you know.
You go and then you put theheart in and then all the fluff
that goes inside, and it's justfun building your bear. Have you done
that? Yeah, not for myself, but for others. Yeah. Yeah.

(41:57):
My mom took me when I waslittle, and I was so excited
about that whole process, and thenthe bear sat in my closet for like
the rest of time. I gotthe bear is still in there. It's
probably still in there. Let himhelp, I know. Did you not
watch Toy Story? Sorry, Land'sI got a little heated there. I
apologize. Thank you for calling in. No problem, you guys, have
a great day. One four three. My FM Entertainment headlines The most beloved

(42:22):
book Boyfriend has been chosen based ona survey of thousands of romance readers,
and they looked at everything from therelationship to the character themselves. So,
Valentine, you said that you thoughtyou knew the author of the book that
had the most beloved boyfriend in bookhistory. Yes, and you were corrected.

(42:44):
You're correct. Noah from The Notebookcame in at number one. Ryan
got the character from the film ChristianGray from Fifty Sheets and Gray coming in
at number two, and then Edwardcall In from Twilight coming in at number
three, the stalker Loki. Theyalso looked at the top girls low key
kind of if you watch the Twilightback and then you get rid of all

(43:06):
like the thinness of Edward Calling justlike staring at her all the time,
watching her home, stare like that, That's what vampire is objectively so weird?
How can was never Sonny there?Did you ever notice that? That's
probably accurate because it's in Washington.Yeah, you have it like never sunny.
So these vampires never had to worryabout anything. Come on, looking

(43:28):
at the girlfriends though, coming innumber three, Juliet from Romeo and Juliet
number two, Bella Swan from Twilight, and then the top book girlfriend,
Anastasia from Fifty Shades of Gray.Never read that, never seen the movie
read the first book seen all thefilms was that first book? Was that
a pop up the guest mentor wasjust announced with the Top three contestants on

(43:53):
American Idol and it is yes,shun Job. He's gonna be the guest
mentor for the top three contestants onAmerican Idol Season twenty two finale and that
will happen on Sunday, May nineteenth, and John bon Jovi will mentor the
finalists. And then also he's startingin the new Hulu Docky series Thank You

(44:16):
Goodnight, The bon Jovi Story,which is going to premiere on Hulu this
Friday. And Valentine got to sitdown and talk to John bon Jovi and
watch documentary together. But it justit basically just chronicles the band's past,
yeah, and then talking about hisinjury. But it's great because it uses
a lot of the footage from thepast too, and it takes you guys

(44:36):
down memory lane and they talk aboutdifferent things. And the first the first
episode is fantastic, So I can'twait to see the rest of it.
It's gonna be streaming this Friday onHulu. I'm Jill and Entertainment Headlight and
they have a new album out that'scalled Forever that's about the drop right y,

(45:05):
so good so good and the newmusic really really good too. Yeah.
Hung out with the John bon Joviin my dressing room. That's so
cool, amazing. You know.I started thinking, like, all right
here I am. I'm alone inmy dressing room with John bon Jovi.
Should we wild not like the twoof us? No, I don't know,

(45:29):
like, should we go for somegroupies or something like that? I
was, I was a John Joviin my dressing room, the two of
us. I don't know, isher number or something? Did they did
he have like a talk like that? I don't know, Like I was
trying to get like the stories likeback in the day with him and stuff

(45:49):
like that, you know, andwe talked about backstage. But in that
moment, I'm like fifteen minutes alonein my dressing room with John bon Jovi.
I mean, the stories you couldtell and you know what the two
of us talked about the Patriots andTom Brady of course. Yeah, no
groupies, no crazy stories. You'remarried, that's right, We're both married
and talking football. Me and Johnbonjo It so cool, happy news.

(46:13):
If you want to be part ofthat, please text in right now three
one oh four three year calls eightsix six y five four for IFM.
What's making you smile today? Givesyour happy news. Here's your daily dose
of happy news on Valentine in themorning. Good morning, Marlene, how
are you today? I'm fine?Good morning, Marlene. Just got her

(46:37):
master yea masters of what? Mastersof what? Fill in the blank for
people, Masters of school counseling.Oh that's great. So now you can
actually counsel in the school system herein California. Yes, I am legally
I can counsel children in California.Leading up to this point, how many

(47:00):
hours did you have to log?I had to log eight hundred hours.
Wow, so so many hours.Why counseling? What do you love about
it? I've just always had apassion working with children as a foster youth
counselor. It kind of just droveme into this position somehow, and now

(47:20):
I'm here and I love it well, like a job. There's a lot
of kids listening right now that areeither being dropped off of high school,
being dropped off elementary school, andstuff like that. Maybe they don't understand
the school counseling system and things.What would you tell them if they were
if they wanted to come talk toyou, what would you tell a kid
that was maybe on the cusp ofsaying hey, I'd like to sit down
and just chat to somebody, Isay, go for it. Don't be

(47:45):
afraid counseling. It's a safe spaceto talk. We can talk about academics,
social emotional issues, if you're havingtrouble with friends or at home,
or if you're have questions about collegeor life after. Those are all great
things to reach out to a counselorfor. It's just a spot. I
look at it like just a builtin friend just waiting for you. Make

(48:07):
an appointment, pop by and knockingthe door and go, hey, have
you get a second in the chat? When can we chat? I think
that's a great idea. Yes,that's exactly what what counselings go about.
Love that And when do you officiallystart in your role? My role?
Well, I finished school, butI have been applying to jobs. So
if there's any adment out there,Oh, yes, administrators, we have

(48:30):
a master's in school counseling. Andshe's ready to go. Marlee for me
steal. She said she'd work anywherein southern California, from Recha, Kukamaga
to Lencaster. She said, evensan Diego, Oh my gosh, I
actually was just throwing that out there, but she's ready to go, Okay,

(48:51):
I caught you cheating. I did. I caught you cheating. You're
not getting part of this topic,but you know I caught you on time
later on the tour. Have youever caught someone cheating that you were not
in a relationship with. Maybe yourfriend is on a zoom call with Shelburke
from Dancing with the Stars and youover here, the two of them being
very friendly. That's just being friendly. Well, they have a close relationship.

(49:15):
They work together often. See,I can't even I can't even you
can say. I'm not gonna saythat I got kids in the car in
a corner here. No, I'vefixed it into the corner or painted in
the corner, because I can't saywhat I heard with due regard to the
lears all the time stuff. Ifshe was discussing a wardrobe malfunction, that
could possibly happen. If really,I guess that was about to come on

(49:37):
the zoom you saw something in thewardrobe malfunction she made. This is something
I would do forriendy coworker, right, I would check that, right,
I would feel comfortable asking you asshe leaned into the camera to make sure
the wardrobe is now malfunctioning. Yougotta check that for a friend. Let's
have her in. Let's have herin so we can talk about this on

(49:57):
the air and get to the bottomof it. But have you ever customed
to cheat that you were not ina relationship with. Maybe you're out,
you're about, you're at a restaurantor something like that, and you look
over and go, oh my god, that sounds so. But who are
they with? Oh? No,three, one oh four three? You
put this on our Facebook page andLaura said, I saw someone at the
Laker game with a man that wasdefinitely not her husband. When she saw

(50:21):
me, yea, the look onher face said it all people that do
stuff like that. First off,I'm married twenty six year. It's not
me. But if you do it, do not go to a place that
has a jumbo tron. You're boundto be on it or TV cameras.
Yes, it's just the law ofaverages. It's gonna find you and someone's
gonna see that, Like, yes, Herry, what is she doing with
him? And on her home man? When they make the jumbo tron and

(50:45):
they know that they don't want tobe on it. It's my favorite thing
to watch because they're in a panic. I don't know that hat's coming down.
They're putting popcorn buckets on their handsand it's a kiss can. They're
like, oh, it is abattle of a second reps in the medagine
is Adam. He lives in WestCabina. He works as a delivery driver
and enjoys going to the park withthe cans. What's up at him?

(51:07):
Morning? Everybody? Good morning,Red presenting the ladies. Her name is
Caroline. She's from Pasadena. She'sa physician and enjoys playing board games with
her sons. Let's do it forCaroline, Caroline, good morning. Okay,

(51:27):
here's that works, Caroline. I'mgonna ask a few questions, Adam.
Jill is gonna be asking you thequestions. Best of the three wins
still tied into regulation, we goto a not so tough time breaking question.
We're gonna start with the ladies.What group was Camila Cabayo once a
member of uh fifth Harmony? Thatis correct, Adam, give me the

(51:51):
name of the specialty discount store thatprices most of its products at five dollars
or less five below five below iscorrect. Nice job. One to one.
When talking about types of vehicles,what does an s u V stand
for? Sports utility vehicle? Sportutility vehicle? Yep, Adam? When

(52:15):
texting, what does O M Wstand for? On the way? That's
right? I had that wrong inmy head. I thought was, oh
my wow, I really did inthat line. Current score is two to
two. What is the last wordin the star Spangled Banner? Uh?

(52:40):
Oh, my goodness? You know, I know you know it, but
you're on the spot, so Iget it. But think about it.
How does the star Spangled banner end? My goodness? I feel so I'm
patriotic and it's okay, it's Iwhen the spotlight it's on something. The

(53:00):
answer is ball, play ball?No, the answer is brave, call
me the brave, okay, Adam. What is the first word in the
Star Spangled banner? Jose? Ose? Can you see? Hold on?
Did you I need the first one? First word? Just what's the first

(53:21):
word? Oh? Correct? Didyou first say Jose? Can you see?
It's very very specific to just oneperson. You know, when Francis
Scott Key was doing this thing,He's like jose Yo, can you see
you see what I'm talking about overhere? Hosy, can you see Fellas?

(53:49):
Yeah? Yeah, he is right. Fellas win Battle of Sexist Championship
certificate. You've got it posted onSOLC. She's the hashtag Valentine in the
Morning. You share that pride?Okay, absolutely, thank you and you
got six to go see Justin Timberlakeat the Team Old Marina in Las Vegas.

(54:12):
You get a two night hotels dayat one hundred dollars gas cart helping
you get there, dren sale.Now takeingmaster dot com. Or you go
to Vegas for Justin Timberlake. Congrats, thank you so much. I cannot
wait. All right, well,Caroline is the exit the stage. This
moment is entirely yours. You takeit away. Oh I listen to you
guys every morning on my way todrop off my kids to school. So

(54:34):
can I be on the Christmas cardlist, the Valentine in the Morning Family
Christmas card list? Of course youcan? And what are your kids name?
Give them a little shout out onthe air. Oh my name,
they're kissing my Aiden is my youngerone and Lucas. But they're in school,
so they're not listening, but Ilove you guys. It's okay.
Check out the podcast later out there. Here are the names on the podcast.
Oh cool, thank you John?What is trending? Bud? The

(54:58):
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame announcedtheir only twenty four class of inductees last
night. In that performer category,you'll find artists like share Okay, this
song is so good. iHeartRadio Iconright here. It's just the best.
And there as well, y'all seeDave Matthew's band, Peter Franton, Pool
and the Gang. You also haveForeigner You now would take good Bye Someday.

(55:25):
I hate the sins, but Iactually had the song on a record
on vinyl. Yeah, used toplay at night in my bedroom. I
thought it was like the coolest song. I always pictured myself on stage at
Saint Bernard's High School in uncas Ville, Connecticut singing this to the crowd.
That was like my nighttime dream,and all the girls like hello it.

(55:46):
Wrapping up that list, you haveOzzy Osborne and Mary J. Blige as
well. It's gonna be sometime.That ceremony is not till October. It's
gonna be Saturday the nineteenth in Cleveland, Ohio. I'm jackamunci. That's's treading
in music, Okay, coming upa chance at one thousand dollars at nine
o'clock plus. Ever caught someone cheatingthat you were not in a relationship with,
you can text it. At threeone oh four to three, Katie

(56:06):
texted it and said, my friendsaw a picture of her best friend's husband
on Instagram with another woman and hertwo boys. But now that relationship no
longer exists. Yeah, yeah,now they're listening it on Instagram. Right,
it's time to be cold. Turnoff to heat, baby, cold

(56:28):
as we cold as ice. Yeah, we miss timed it. Eight twenty
five is Valentine the Morning? Aright texted three one oh four to three,
one of four to three, Myfam, it is Valentine in the
morning. I have got Tea onthe phone line from Corona. Good morning
Tea. How are you today?Good morning guys. So this is Tea

(56:50):
and I believe it's time too treetrue. So the story about you living
in San Diego at the time,you're there with your partner in San Diego
and there's this guy living next door, an officer who's gone on deployment.
He goes in deployment. But whatdo you see his wife doing. His
wife was making out with god knowswho by the mailboxes at you know,

(57:16):
a little bit before ten pm.Oh, and he was undeployment. I
hate that. Here's this guy andshe's just oh my god, she couldn't
even wait. It was like teno'clock that night, and I never told
him. I felt super guilty,but I didn't tell him because I didn't
have any proof. I had noidea who this person was. Yeah,

(57:38):
and I just had to move oneday. You know, maybe she just
maybe she just went out to geta package and just wanted to thank the
mailman a lot. So I shouldreally been waiting for this package. That's
tough, right, because what doyou say? You don't want to get
involved, but yet you see somethingthat you hate to see. It's an
age old dilemma. Do you getinvolved or not, especially if you don't

(58:00):
have proof. Yeah, that's hard. I had no information on this person,
but I know if that were me, I would want it. God,
yes, But then what do yousay? I saw your wife out
there and she had her lips pressedagainst somebody that wasn't you, And every
time her door opened, I wouldpeep through the people to like see if
anyone was going in and out overher. Oh, you were looking for

(58:22):
the proof, weren't you. Iwas looking. I was trying to look
out for this man. But Inever got any solid evidence and he guys
moved away. So you don't knowwhat happened or anything. Yeah, I
have no idea what happened. Yeah. I like to think that truth comes
out eventually. I think so too. It really usually does. It's just
on a different timeline than what wewant, right, you know, the
timeline of what we hope for forthe truth to rise to the surface,

(58:43):
for the cream de rives to thetop. It's not necessarily timeline that God
works. Yeah, well, thanksfor that story. Appreciate you. What
do you do now? To you? Where you at? I'm in Corona
now, I'm a purchaser for amicrochip company. You still spying your neighbors?

(59:04):
No, my cameras do it forme now, I means Rodriguez.
That's your traffic on one O fourthree my FM. Hey, Nance,
did you ever have you ever seensomebody stepping out on somebody else? Yes?
And one of my friends from highschool are Spanish. There for a

(59:28):
second, didn't you. I lovethat you so, yeah, And we're
at this one club and this guyused to be a promoter at that club.
Well he's there, and then Isee this girl hanging out like very
closely, and I'm like, waita minute. And I didn't see anything,

(59:51):
but yeah, I did catch themkissing a couple of times. I
didn't see anything anything to my friend, but I want to say, maybe
they were taking time off or becauseI also don't tell me it was a
friend's break, they were on break, I think so. I think so
because I didn't see any pictures likecurrent pictures of them on social so I
didn't see anything, but they did. They're married now they're together, so

(01:00:15):
yeah, right. I don't knowif they listen or not. But that's
not hard to pick up on apromoter that worked in Rose Rito. Those
are some facts. Yeah, yeah, whoa So yeah, you didn't hear
it from you? No, no, none of us didn't you know,
none of us will see this story. Weather today, if you want a

(01:00:36):
clouds partly Sundays afternoon tap SEVENTIESLW ladies. Today's the warmest day of the week,
so enjoy that. Fifty nine NOLHamber's sixty one in testin Jill's Got
the Entertainment headlines coming up, thestars of a movie that came out the
late nineties are demanding better compensation forthat film. I'll tell you all about
it coming up at eight fifty,Jill. Have you ever seen somebody stepping
out recently? I didn't know them, but when I was getting my nails

(01:00:57):
done, there was a man anda woman to my left that were on
a nail date getting their nails done. But they both had partners, other
people that they were in relationships with. But these two were having a little
secret date. So you don't thinkit was just two people like to get
their nails done and they met upthere and their friends or something like that.

(01:01:17):
Do you think there was some romanticinclinations between the two of them.
I was listening so intently, tryingso hard to hear their whispers, you
little spot. I love it evesdroppers, you know, based off of what
they were saying talking about the goingto meet up later they had seeing each
other. Really, it was sosad they get matching nails or anything.

(01:01:39):
John, you ever caught anything doingthis? Yes? Last year. Last
year was dating some girl from Hingeand they weren't official yet, Okay,
they were pretty much there. Theywere exclusive, okay. And I remember
coming home from dinner and I waswalking to my car and I passed this
restaurant and sure enough on the patiowas her holding hands across the table with
another guy. Oh, Like,I had to be sure before I said

(01:02:00):
anything. Sure. Yeah, SoI went back and I did another lap,
and I'm walking alone at this point, so I remember I was like
waiting for a bigger guy to walkacross so I could kind of hide behind
him to try and get an extralook, because I would get the look
if your hiding me had a biggerguy. Well, just because I could
peek my head out as suppose togo, Look, John's with that bigger
guy. I just felt like itwas less conspicuous. Okay, so you're
looking for this. My third lookconfirmed it, and I told him.

(01:02:22):
The next morning he confronted her andshe admitted what was but what it could
have been her brothers. She hadSooner Washes holding his hand or something like
that, but she just admitted.She said, I just things weren't going
very well, like I've been seeingother options. Okay, is the best
way to all right, I couldn't. I don't know if i'd report it
or not. Marriages are different,right, just relationships. I mean,

(01:02:43):
I don't know ordinary somebody's dating.I don't know if i'd report the hands.
I'm usually a stay out of itguy. Yeah right, let it
kind of develop and go where it'sgonna go, right, right, right?
But don't we all want to know? That's the problem we always say.
I think everybody to a team less. You want to be the village
idiot. Everybody wants to know ifsomebody stepping out of them. I'm sure
my wife would, I'm sure Iwould. Anybody would want to know that.

(01:03:04):
Nobody wants to tell because it neverends well, does it? Well?
I feel like if it's just afeeling that you have, that's different.
Maybe Wait, if you see somethingevidence, if you've got the proof,
you got to make sure that evidenceis infallible. That's the undeniable.
Sometimes the word isn't enough, youknow, But then if the person hears
it, let's say, well,yes, you saw my fiance with somebody

(01:03:28):
else, and is that what you'retalking about? Okay, let's say he's
with Susan Jeff and Susan the otherday. Okay, So if you came
to me and you told me that, yes, I might not believe you
and go off of what my fianceis saying because they might say something different,
right, and you and I mightour relationship might end because I'm so
angry at you. Why would you? Of course I know that's the problem,
right, but you would. Youwere trying to help me as a

(01:03:52):
friend, but you may not seethat because you're blinded by love. This
is the man that you promise yourlife to. But like we said,
the truth always comes out. Eventually, it would would, Yeah, And
sadly our friendship is lost waiting forthat truth to come out, and hopefully
I will come back to you atthat point. I mean, this is
not happening. But yeah, it'svery specific, I know, but hope
did I see something? No?I don't know. Do you know Susan.

(01:04:15):
By the way, does Jeff havea friend named Susan? If he
does, I'd be very wary.No, because it just came out of
nowhere, out of my mouth.He and I trust, But I'm saying
I would hope that that friend wouldthen come to you later on. Is
it? I am so sorry,So you're saying, if I ever do
see something, you want me tosay something, I would want to know,
gotcha? Okay, same for you. If you ever see something,
say something. Okay, unless it'sme, don't say something. Okay,

(01:04:39):
Wait, what are you doing thesomething? Listen? I don't know who
Susan is. I he is oneof four to three mile Fam. This
is valid in the morning. Itis Monday, April twenty second. I
hope you having a great day.It's to be warm today. Cloud's gonna
burn off. That fog that youmight have seen on your drive towards this
morning, can dissipate beautiful warm dayfor this Monday. And we've got one

(01:05:02):
thousand dollars coming your way at nineo'clock this morning. Come get it a
grand If you're listening to one offour to three Miff Cranberry's dreams one of
four to three Mi Fam, itis Valence out in the morning, eight
forty three. We have some textcoming in here. Have you ever caught
someone cheating that you were not ina relationship with? Francis said, I

(01:05:24):
had three married men approach me andask me out when I was going through
a divorce. My response to them, please do me a favor and take
your wife out to somewhere special andbetter. Yet, let's go out and
talk with her about why you're askingme out. Katie texted and said,
while swiping through dating apps, I'vecome across a couple married men that I
know. We saw a lot oftexts saying that, and then this text

(01:05:46):
says, on a zoom call witha client, a naked lady walked past
in the background about thirty feet away, and it was not this man's wife.
He made a startled look and immediatelytried to lower his laptop camera and
get his face in fully covering thescreen. We never spoke about it,

(01:06:08):
but wow, divorce as divorced,well, I mean, the guy was
probably terrified a naked woman broke intohis house running behind the screen. Do
you imagine the terror? Even thoughyou can see she's not carrying any weapons,
you still don't know how crazy thisperson wins is that broke into your
house sans clothes, with no clothing, And what a hero he was to

(01:06:30):
stay on the on the call andhe got his face so much closer to
the camera so the person the otherside could read the terror in his eyes.
Going. He's probably whispering call nineone water, there's a naked woman
at my house. Before God FM. Here's what's coming up in entertainment headlines.

(01:06:53):
An announcement was just made. Ananimated show is getting two holiday specials
this year. I'll tell you thisshow right out to traffic. Well that
I know this part like odds oflike people listen to our show that might
be in relationships that may not bethe most faithful relationships right now, stuff
like that. I can't I'm marriedtwenty six years. I love my wife.
She's a love of my life.I can't imagine how people do this.

(01:07:15):
I don't have time to do anythingin life. How do people find
the time to do it? Youhear about a guy that's got like three
relationships going on or something crazier.Two families. Have you ever see those
SHOs where they have like two families? Yeah? How, I don't know.
Please, I don't want to learnanything to you, learn anything from
you about time management, like doa time management class, because I couldn't

(01:07:35):
pull that stuff off morally not forit, but still could not even do
it. Time management wise blows mymind. You know, I'm trying to
get home to binge, Like,what's that new one's showgun or something or
what is it? Yeah, I'mtrying to get binge that and I don't
have time for that. One Ofour to three my sm Entertainment headlines.
Hulu just announced at Pailey Fest thatthere will be two new Family Guy specials

(01:08:00):
that will arrive before the end ofthe year. And that was really all
they gave us. They didn't sayany release dates or anything like that.
We don't know exactly what these specialswill entail, but what I'm thinking is
possibly a Halloween and then a Holidayepisode. We'll see, but that will
be on Hulu before the end ofthe year. And three stars from the
Blair Witch Project are demanding better compensationfor their work on the film that came

(01:08:27):
out in nineteen ninety nine. Theyeach received three hundred thousand dollars from a
buyout of their ownership of the film, but the movie ended up making two
hundred and forty eight million dollars worldwide. Now, since it was just announced
that they are going to do areboot of this film, these three stars
of the movie are coming out andasking for retroactive residuals and the directors and

(01:08:51):
the producers of the original blair Witchare saying, we believe that the actors
deserve to be celebrated for their enduringassociation with the franchise. So they are
all in agreement for this retroactive residualsfor these actors. But we'll see if
anything actually comes up it. Yeah, I mean, that's kind of a
I mean, I'm not going tocall up the guys at handy Man and
ask my retroactive residuals or something.You get paid to do something sometimes right

(01:09:15):
where you're laughing, handy Man isdifferent than blair Witch A little bit.
Big part of it. Well I'msorry to laugh, okay, but you're
saying, you make a contract todo a deal, and they're taking a
risk. They don't know if blairWitch is going to take off the ground
or not. So those companies theyput that together and I don't know if
they did write the movie, ifthey're producers, I have no idea.

(01:09:36):
But you're taking a risk financially aswell with the movie and it does great,
great, but it may not andyou still give them three hundred thousand
bucks or whatever. I don't know. I don't know the details. But
sometimes you sign a deal and youcan't go back and go, well,
I want more now, I guesswhat happens all the time nowadays. But
uh, you know, they werealso asking for like, if anything is
like their likeness is used in anyof these reboots or anything, then maybe

(01:09:57):
they can have compensation for that,which I understand that. Sure, you're
like to say, if they're reallygood, bring him into this reboot and
see if they can help out.Give them a job in that respect,
because they were there for the firstone. Let's also be honest that the
first thing was forty seven minutes orsomething. It was ridiculously short. I've
never seen it so short. Itwas really short. If you check the
time, it's nowhere near two hours. Maybe it's like an hour or something

(01:10:17):
a little bit, but it's veryvery short. It was well marketed.
The person who marketed the thing oughtto get the money because that was one
of the best before social network marketingschemes I've ever seen. Or like,
is it real footage? Is thefootage real? Then you went into the
thing and you couldn't see anything.It was all dark and it lasted.
You didn't your popcorn. You stillpopcorn in your bucket at the end of

(01:10:39):
the movie. Who still has popcornin their bucket at the end of a
movie? Kind of like Cloverfield.I feel like that marketing was really good
too. Yeah, you saw it, and it was just like some shaky
video camera. Yeah, there's alot of well that was the thing with
Blair Witch was just all shaky stuff. I think there's one dude just out
back in his yard, you know, just shake it, shake it till
you make it. I'm Jill.You like that, shake it tea,

(01:11:00):
make it like it. We'll seethe sticks. I'm your dream. I
wanted you to stall so I couldeat my chip. Is that why?
That's what I was telling you totalk about the ihear you app Oh my
goodness, gracious, finish my someASMR when we get in here. Okay,

(01:11:27):
I've got it now. Ahead isso good. If you are a
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to win. I listened to somany of her songs over the weekend.
They were so good, and Iwas excited because I cold listening about Vinyl.
She had sent me a copy ofeverything out of Vinyl, and she
sent over that really cute like sweatsuitoutfit. She gave me the tan one.

(01:12:36):
I'm in the bracelets. I thinkthey would have got home. I
think they missed that. Yeah,oh no, it's fine. Well that's
not what she said last time shesent stuff over. Please, what did
I gave you some? I giveyou the ring, right, the red
ring? Yeah, I give youthe red ring. Leilani's taking the bracelet

(01:12:59):
this time. She's already got thatUh, the sweatsuit, I mean it
kind of fit me a little bittight, but I've lost a couple of
pounds. It's just form fitting.Yeah, I feel like, thanks John,
and you enjoyed my form. Yeah, but she's so sweet send stuff
for We didn't have to do thatand sent over you know, the album
autographed and a little note and everything. She didn't have to do that.
So you listen to it. Sowhat songs did you like? The tough

(01:13:23):
part about that, Each and everysong to me, like has a little
part of it that's kind of likeconnecting with me. So I haven't come
up with a favor yet. Okay, John was trending o Coachello. Weekend
too, just wrapped up a fewsurprises, not as much Starflower as Weekend
one, but we still got somegood ones out there. Camilla Cabello came
out with Lona del Rey and thenone that I love that's kind of underrated
here was when Sabrina Carpenter brought outNora Jones, going back to the classics

(01:13:54):
there and I feel like they soundgood together. So they're breaking it all
down now. We got stage catchthis upcoming weekend. But I'm John coming.
That's what's turning in music. Idon't really hear Sabrina, she's the
high notes, I know. Ijust hear Nora all right there. That

(01:14:17):
is where I run across the stagedock. Oh, that just got me.

(01:14:38):
That got me good. I havea pig. I have a pig,
and that snort was more than mypig makes. Yeah, this hotel
has never snorted like that. Iknow. He said it. Down there
in the ground looking for stuff,rooting around stuff. He's never snorted as
loud as snorted. Brian said,thirty seconds to air people, thirty seconds

(01:14:58):
to another right show for the books. That was and Jill lost it And
just like I was being sincerely,he said, it just got me going.
It's good. Thirty seconds another greatshow for the books. It really
meant that. She apparently did notbelieve that, because she let out the
biggest snort I've ever heard. That'sone thirty Yes, just the way he

(01:15:20):
said it does maybe laugh. Itwas like, yeah, I felt it
in my throat like that was wefelt it ours. It was a big,
big snort. It was are youone of these people that snorts when
you laugh? You know? Ithink it's a positive thing. It's a
sign that you're enjoying life, enjoyingthe laughter around you and stuff. Because
I have a laugh that like itcomes out like you can hear me laughing.

(01:15:42):
I've got that laugh. But thensometimes I laugh at it's silent and
just my shoulders are going, andthat's when you know a snort is coming
because it's silent laugh. So,yeah, there's a snort coming, folks,
We've got a start warning. Sometimesyour best laugh. So if you
ever get a chance to come intothe studio and watch Jill perform, when
she laughs hardcore and she falls downon the floor, oh it puts it's

(01:16:04):
like the upside down beatle we callit. Yeah, she puts her legs
and hands in the air like yousee one of those black Beatles in the
summertime on its back, struggling toget up. That's Jill, Yeah,
with a couple of snorts thrown in. Sometimes I don't know, something makes
me laugh so hard. I justfeel the need to get low, like
I have to get down on theground. I don't know why. Yeah,
she gets low, but oh man, well, this is a show

(01:16:25):
for the books, as they say, right, I put this one in
the books and leave it be atleast Fox. I believes she's out.
I think Laura Hall's gonna fill infor coming to next Yes, that's right,
she will have one thousand dollars atten am. You can win that
cash one four three my SM Entertainmentheadlines. Victoria Bethdom celebrated her fiftieth birthday
over the weekend and it was aSpice Girls reunion. So all five Spice

(01:16:48):
Girls were present for Victoria's birthday partyand their song Stop came on and all
five of them got up and starteddoing the choreography from the music video at
Victoria's husband, David Beckham, filmedit and posted it on social media and
he captured it, I mean,come on, and they all looked so
good dancing out what the best partwas Melby Scary Spice. She reposted the

(01:17:13):
clip on her Instagram story and thenused the hashtag tour dates coming soon Now.
She teases stuff like this all thetime and you when you saw that
though, right crazy? So I'mhoping that she's being and at the box
office over the weekend, Civil Warcame in number one again, making another
eleven point one million dollars so total. Oh I'm sorry Abigail came in at

(01:17:38):
number two, making ten point twomillion dollars, and then Godzilla and Kong
the New Empire dropped from second tothird, making another nine point five million
dollars. I saw Godzillan Kong awhile back. Well, Kong Baby's driving
me crazy or whatever. I sawCivil War this weekend, and you yeah,
yet that thing is intense. Yeah, it is intense, and it's

(01:18:00):
crazy, and it's it's graphic andon the edge of your seat and also
sad at points, like disheartening aboutsociety and stuff like that. Phenomenal work.
They did a great job. Butman, it's you gotta be ready
for It's intense. It's an intensemovie, it really is. I'm Joe
entertainment of lines. Didn't mean tomake you laugh. Sorry, okay,

(01:18:25):
what of me? Like I've grown? Where did this come from? That's
missiletoe, that's missilete pet pig.He was hungry. WHOA, yeah you
don't. I don't sound