Switching Lives And Misheard Lyrics

Today on Valentine in the Morning: We put the feelers out there for you to share which Valentine In The Morning crew member you'd like to switch lives with, and we get a good laugh at some iconic lyrics that you've been singing wrong all along.

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Episode Transcript

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It's the Valentine in the Morning replayWelcome to the breakfast table a Valentine in
the Morning. I laughed heartily.I help. It's respectful to say I
love you. The full show podcaststarts right now, one of four.
Three My family, It's Valentine inthe Morning. Good morning, Jilly,
How are you hi? Good morning? Why you're buddy? Yes, I've
got good news. Okay. Dowe need to save it for what you're

(00:23):
doing? Jazz hands want it laterin the show. Hide in the five
seems like a weird place to burya quick mention. You're pregnant. Text
that all the time. But here'ssomething Jill says, because there's a bit
nauseous options. I know, andI have been very nauseous for months now.
But no, do you think yourear canals can lose weight or gain

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weight? What did you just sayyour ear canals? My AirPod keeps falling
out. You have a large earcanal. Okay, everyone knows that.
Well, that's enough. We havesomething very special from Jill John. You're
ready for this. I've been readyto see your ear canal, like give
us canal is one of the wondersof the world. So any type of

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canal, the Panama Canal, anotherwonder of the world. Also, I'm
just going to tell everybody right now, Jeff and I have no plans on
getting pregnant before the wedding plan Well, no plan. Yeah, but there's
plenty of unplanned things that come intothis world. Sure, but you're getting
a lot of comments, a lot, so let me just say this.
You're politely taking steps to assure thatwouldn't happen. Well, whatever those steps

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are, of course. Okay,all right, yeah, because I don't
want to mention my news anymore,not here. You'll save it for later.
No, no, no, we'refine, we're fine. Let me
clear the palate for space it out. I'll go next. Okay, okay,
John, thank you. It waspretty good, little sunburned. I
got my first sunburn of the yearthis last weekend. All right, go
ahead, Joe, ready for somethingelse, please, more than the sunburn,

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the first one of the year.I have my wedding dress in my
possession. That's great, altered,it's all sad altered. But I've got
the dress. I haven't put iton yet because I'm so afraid of taking
it out of the box, justbecause I don't want to get it dirty,
so superstitious thing. No, no, no, I just I want
to save it until I take itto the get the alterations right? When's

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that of a sap? A SAP? I don't know much about alterations.
I just know my own fluctuation withmy own body and stuff like that.
Is there? Do they give youa little bit of give or anything like?
I mean, if it's now andit's still one hundred plus days to
go to the wedding, Yeah,we're in the double digits now, okay,

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days ago, you get altered thisweek? What if you lose some
more weight or something. I havebeen losing weight and I've noticed. That's
why I said, oh thank you. And they say that, you know,
because of the stress that brides gothrough, and I guess grooms too,
then you you lose some weight leadingup to the wedding. But I
don't have any stress because it's sucha small ceremonials, not a whole lot
that goes into it, So Idon't think I'll lose anymore. But the

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thing that it's being taken in isnot in my waist, it's in my
chest, like the straps up topand stuff like I need. I need
it taken in up there in mychest, not around like my stomach and
my waist, where I would loseweight, if that makes sense. I
needed to be tighter in the chest. Everybody got it. It's at it

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is that where you lose weight.Sometimes I'm top. That's my first to
lose and gain is my boobs.Yes, it's crazy. This is a
it's a weird conversation for a guyto have his friend. Really just they're
just boobs. They're just boobs.Like I don't know, maybe I just

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grew up with my mom and sister, so like I was always the one
going to the store getting the tamponsand stuffs, like those conversations. Boobs,
they have nothing to do with theboom. Told me they did nothing
to do with the boobs. John, totally different part of the body.
I've been misinformed. Next Rodriguez,dear God, come give us that traffic.
That's what's going on. Oh mygosh, let's talk about pylons,

(04:29):
my fam. It's valid Saturday themorning, Good morning to you, thanks
for listening to Tuesday morning. Twentythird day of April May Onet is coming.
Then after that, of course,the fourth of may, so get
your memes ready, be ready forit this year when you started now right?
What? Uh your kid started?Now? Yeah? Is it too
soon? No? I mean it'snext like, uh, Wednesday is May

(04:50):
first, but then May fourth ison a Saturday, so may the fourth
be with you Saturday. But it'smy I you can really start it like
on the twenty ninth next week,okay, I mean today, we'll hold
off. That's twenty third. Idon't know angle my man? Yeah,
happy about your dress? Thank you? You know that's great. Has Jeff

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got his tux yet? No?He hasn't. When did we go?
When do we go? Jeff willgo? Yeah? I forget if if
his best man, if he wantsto use me insteaders, Oh, he
hasn't told you about that yet.Came in. I didn't know that I
invited myself, John and Bride.Could you imagine? Could you? I
mean, have you given him specificinstructions like do not invite these guys anything?

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Absolutely not? Okay, So there'sa chance, just chance, there's
definitely another chance. We've instruction no, because we can only have a certain
amount of guests at the ceremony.We've submitted the guest account, right,
nowhere near where we're going to be. You guys are going to spend the
money to fly to Oahu? Yeah, for you and get a hotel.

(05:56):
Yeah and airb is it's by thebeach, right, not on the beach,
but by the beach. You can. Yeah, it's near a beach.
We can tailgate in a boat.Not where we're at. There's no
water by your beach. Oh ohin a boat, I'm saying, Oh,
so you're gonna float over. Okay, we're gonna be If you guys
want to do that, by allmeans, go for it. Would we

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be able to see you from wherewe are? I don't know location,
so I can look at it froma boat. Just let me do a
pin drop where we're getting married at. There's different ceremony sights. They have
different phases of the venue. Okay, right, and we are in a
phase where I don't know where itis. Send it to me. We'll

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have a look see and then we'lldecide if we're gonna go over there and
float by in a boat. We'regonna go and it's gonna be me and
John and Brian and Kenny Chesney gonnafloat up past you. And can you
imagine having great Jill take this manas you're looking into the distance and sit
there. Margarite does that does thesound of a siren and I that's what

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I imagine you doing that alarm soundlike a boat like I could see you
doing that float by doing the longone or the wrong the one, the
one you always do. I don'tknow which one I always do. It
sounds like a horn like that oneI was the other one you did.

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That's the one I thought, likethe one when it goes like, do
you Jill take this man? Whywould I just get a horn for the
boat? Why would I try anddo that from shore singing Getty Jessie from

(07:51):
the boat. I imagine you doingthe horn. I'm not going to do
that in front with a hundred soundaffection. You still use your voice for
as many as you possibly. Yeah, I know. I don't want AI
to take over AI. Terrifying,isn't it. Those robots, the things
they can do now, Yeah,very scary. We're not doing that here
here, here, here, here, here, ever, ever there's a

(08:13):
radio company doesn't though. I sawone of the radio companies, the ones
that owned like the people that ownlike k Rock can think of something right.
Honestly, they signed some deal withsome company that does AI voices and
they wanted to use them for productionand programming. They said, really,
programming is what we do. We'repart of the programming team. That terrifies
me. Yeah, the humanity thatwill be lost with AI. And I
know AI is going to take somejobs. I know it's going to be

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there. But there's something very definiteabout you know, just a bunch of
goofballs. Here we are gathering arounda breakfast table, a few microphones,
chatting with you, hopefully entertaining youand being part of whatever you're doing right
now. You might be in yourcar and traffic, might be up,
getting ready for school or for work, or getting kids ready for something.
We're just getting yourself ready. Youknow we're here. It's human and the

(08:58):
idea that people would listen to aboutat some point a I could not do
what we do. Yeah, yousay that, but see Christ's number one
though they can't make it dumb enoughis went right past my joke and made
your own nice. All right.It's Valence in the Morning. This is
one of four three MIFM text Valentinein the Morning at three one four three

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But it's curious that when you listento a radio show or you follow

(10:56):
us on social media, maybe there'ssomebody on this show whose life you'd like
to switch with that personally, Iguess Johns might go to you give up
the family, the house. It'snot so much you're giving that up.
It's like, just switch lives toexperience other person saying. So, it's
not like, oh my god,I lost my kid in a tsunami.

(11:16):
It's not that. Yeah, it'sjust switching lives to experience something else.
Wishing dead to your family, thankyou, thank you very much. God
he's so dark anyway, I would. I'm not picking him now, forget
it. I'm picking Chilly. Yeah, that's a fallid pick too. I
think, come on over m there'sa lot of Disney though, And I
can't pick you because those kids nolast sight of the phone. They kept

(11:37):
calling him poopy head. You startedit, well, your kid was being
a brat, so I yelled athim. He yelled at me, and
I called him a poopy head.Had a fight with an eight year old.
Brian's kids would be the reason Iwant to switch with Brian. Yeah,
well you haven't seen it there duringlike bath time lady, who respectfully,
that was last on my list,So I guess, like you know,

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back to John, it seems likea pretty chill life man. It's
nice. Not much pressures in hislife right now. So that's the question.
Who on the show would you liketo switch lives with? John?
Was trending. So Madonna is beingsued again. A recent complaint file,
this time in DC, has threefans complaining that Madonna took the stage two
hours late at a pair of concertsin December, and this is three months

(12:20):
after the similar lawsuit went up aboutthe late starts to shows in New York
City in December, and I kindof feel bad because all of these are
from the same month, right,like, yeah, don't start your show
two hours late. But the factthat these are all from the same string
of shows whenin a matter of weeks, it kind of feels like it's piling
on right now. But anyway,we'll see what ends up happening with that.
I'm joh Kmuchi. That's what's trendingwith music. Six two is Valence

(12:43):
Out of the Morning. So comingup, who would you like to switch
with on the show? Would itbe Jill? Would it be Brian,
Laura, Me? John? Youlistening to the show, maybe no symps
your first time here and you're hearingher voices now, maybe hear the raw
sex appeal of somebody's voice to go. That's something I'd like to have.
Whose life would you like to switchwith? Texting at three one O four
to three, Sam Smith, norMoney Dancing with a Stranger six twenty five.

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This is one O four to three, one oh four point three MYFM.
That's her name. That's a radiostation. Our show is called Valentine
in the Morning. I'm Valentine.It's my friend Jill right here. Hi
good morning. It's our friend John. Hey, good morning. And this
is our friend Brian Burton. Hello, good morning. He's our producer.
He's a great producer, by theway. So that's our show right there.
Laura's out today, but shusually sittingon the couch doing stuff over there

(13:31):
too. Uh. And welcome toit. Welcome to our show in this
little breakfast table that we have everymorning here now based on even just that
maybe your first time listener, right, based on that, and the voice
is and an interaction. Would youwant to switch lives with somebody on this
show? But how's that work withtheir wives? Though they get our wives
or something? Yes, you haveto marry our wives. Oh okay,

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Christina, good morning, how areyou? Hi? Good morning? Hello,
hello morning. So if you haveto switch lives, that's somebody on
the show, who would you pick? Well, I have okay, I
have, I have a first placeand then I have a second place.
So first I would switch with Jillbecause she goes to do the land all
the time, and I love Disney, but I can't afford it, right,

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But she has the most loving,sweet, supportive family and I love
that. Agreed, all right,So she's number one. For those great
reasons. That's perfect. Who's numbertwo? Close second is Brian because I
would like some stipends from Papa Paul. Oh god, that's great. Yes.

(14:41):
If you don't know she's talking aboutBrian's dad is rich, that's good.
Brian's dad is rich and he giveshim quarterly stipends. Somewhere rumor started
that my dad gives me like anallowance. I'm a forty year old man.
I don't get an allowance. Youtold us it was quarterly your dad,
right, he will check. It'snot like anybody else getting quarterly checks.

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Well, if it's no, Iwas told by Brian. Brian goes,
Listen, it's been four months.I make a phone call, you
know, I just check it.Heye, you forget dad just he tried
to set him up in an AHauto transfer. Listens. God, yeah,
I know, Christina. It's abeautiful life, but I don't have
it at beautiful chateau try. Yeah, they have a house in Trucky,

(15:26):
a chateau in the beautiful snow ofTrucky in the summertime. Oh, they
love to go biking there and stuff. And he's always there, you know,
And he's always gotten yeah, Brian, where was it your mom and
dad are they still there? Wherewere they at just recently? Well they're
in the south of France. Okay, so yeah, south of France.
And here goes oh, I don'tget a stipend. Okay, my mom

(15:48):
and dad are in the south ofFrance. My mom and dad couldn't have
found the south of France on amap. And his mom and dad are
there, well, yeah, theyhave a nice life. Wow. But
when you're an orthopedic surgeon and youhave your own practice, you work hard
for the money and now you wantit. That's not bad, Christina.
That's a good choice, is okay? Yeah? Thanks guys, I love

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you, guys, love to seeyou. Letter eight sixty six five four
four text and three one oh fourthree. If you could switch lives with
somebody on this broadcast, who wouldit be? We had text asking if
Leilani is an option Keller would liketo switch with with Leilani? Yes,
oh, I thought like someone wasjust asking, here's Leilani Bailble Like you

(16:29):
can do that too. Listen,you want to use our significant others switch
lives with them? Going ahead,Text Valentine in the morning at three one
oh, four to three, Jill'sgot the entertainment headlines Coming up, Actress
Anne Hathaway says she had to takepart in what she thought were gross chemistry
tests with other actors. I'll tellyou what she had to do coming up.
A six fifty Tava like Lava andyou kaipa good morning, Tava.

(16:51):
How are you good? Are you? We're doing good? Who would you
like to switch lives with on ourshow? Well? I think everyone's awesome,
but I would which with Jill justbecause you guys are all so very
funny and I feel like she's laughingall the time. Oh yeah, you
would. You would laugh a lotif you were me. That's like a
compliment to us. We would reallyIs there a laugh in my car all

(17:15):
the time. I'm so happy tohear that. Well, thank you for
sharing time with us. We appreciateyou well. I love you guys so
much. Thank you. Is thereanybody want to shout out to while you're
hearing me? This is your moment, you're on the air all of a
sudden, California, can hear youright now? My kids? I love
my kids. Do your kids havenames? Yes? I've Matt is in

(17:36):
Easton, Landon and Nyland Okay,afterwards, check the podcast. I hear
the mommy is saying their names onthe air. Okay, okay, thank
you so much. Thanks Tooba.Take care, bye bye, Mike.
Kelly, you're the one that wantsto switch places with my wife. Yeah.
Now I'm embarrassed with saying no,no, no, tell me why
you want to switch lives with Leilani? Why? Okay? Well, first

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of all, I do have aflight crush on you. No, you
know, no, tell her.I'm not mad at me. But hey,
listen, hold on, hold on. Ain't nobody mad in this room.
So go on, girl, takeyour time. I am feeling very
frisking. Go ahead. Oh that'shilarious. I just also think she's got

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a great life. I mean,it sounds like she has a great husband,
a great kid, lovely, shehas a great life. She does
you know where she's at right now? Kelly? While you and I discussed
this where bed. That's why hefeels confident flirting with you. She's a
slip. Kelly, You're a sweetheart. Thank you for calling in. I'll

(18:44):
keep you in the loop. Allright, thanks so much. All right,
I don't know what that means.I'll make the call. Are you
okay? Oh? Man, Oh, that's funny that top text? Did

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you see that one, Jill?Yes, that's for everybody here. Hard
passed? Would you people? Iam not working five days a week and
getting up with a butt crack atdun I'm not switching lives with any of
you. We do get up early. Yeah, well, people just kind
of ask me, like what timesof shows starting? I got seven thirty.
It's true, we're not really wideaway till seven thirty. How could

(19:29):
you be the mental acumen and themental cuty you have to have to do
a show like this and to besomewhat wide awake this early hour in the
morning. It's hard. Yeah,it's hard. Got fid you out a
margarita the night before or something likethat? Forget it? Then you're waking
up at eight, you know,one of four to three mifm. It's
fallence in the morning. Text ofit in our joke was if you could
switch lives with somebody on this radioshow, who would it be? This?

(19:52):
Tex says Komuci. For sure,his life looks like a good time
totally. That was my bet too, Kimucci. Another Texas Laura for her
accent. She gets to sit onthe couch and she gets to film you
make fun videos. Yeah, what'sthat all about? And then the tex
says, I was vitualized with Valentine. He's friends with John bon Jovi.

(20:14):
Oh my god. I just showedthem a picture of myself and John bon
Jovi and the two of us.Looks fantastic. Great picture. Yeah,
great, good photo. That's likea blow up. Put it on a
billboard. Picture one of these photoswhere the lighting was just like perfect in
your life, you know, andyour stance was perfect, and the shirt
was perfect whatever, your blouse isperfect, great angle. Yeah, and
you didn't plan it. It justkind of happened. And every now and

(20:34):
then, every now and then hekiss me, it comes into play and
you get a little touch from thephotograph of gods, and that's what happened
in this photo. I really likedthe idea of putting that on a billboard,
like not advertising anything. This wasa good photo, dude. I
like that. Somebody John Shark tanged, somebody should start a billboard where you
can submit your photo. You know. It's like you submit it and it

(20:56):
just pops up like a digital billboard. Thanks him. Man, I just
like the way I look. Theydo that for a like International Pet Day
or something. You can submit yourdog up there, but yeah, just
for like fun photos you're proud of. Man. If I won the lottery,
I'd be so much fun. Honestly, I believe I would be buying
like thirty seconds during the Super Bowland just put a picture of me and
John by job, nothing else,no reason for it, or come on.

(21:18):
Remember My whole bit was like Iwas gonna come on and be like,
hey guys, anybody got a goodbathroom Now it's your time. I'm
not advertising anything, nothing going on. It's pure bathroom break. I'm paying
for it. Go ahead, yeah, cause, like, oh my god,
thank you so much? What aguy? Battle of Sex is coming
up? Were gonna play your callsright now? What a four to three?
My family? It is Valentin inthe morning. Today's Tuesday. It
is April twenty third, and youknow it's cloudy, it's overcast, drizzled

(21:45):
by my house? How much aboutyours? Well? I was coming from
the England Empire and it was itwas coming down, was it really?
It was coming down hard in theI E. It was Why wow,
I feel like it wasn't that hardby my house in the t O area,
Okay, what about you? JohnSame? I had a subtle drizzle,

(22:06):
very subtle, just enough to annoyme because I looked at the forecast
and I said, you know what, this is the first like week we're
gonna have without rain. So Ithen here subtle drizzle and you washed your
car, and I have little dropsall over my car, which is first
world problems, but I was stillannoyed. I waited months to wash my
gotcha? Got you? Okay,Brian, subtlety in your place as well,
or a little harder, subtle drizzlein the same Gabriel vs. Back

(22:30):
to you, Thank you. Itis gonna be overcast all day today.
Though, what was that thoughts comingout? I thought this? You know,
I know I did too. Ididn't not yet, but then I
remembered, I hate to say this, but I remembered, if anybody's any
like, you know, drainage problemsor probably roof or anything like that stuff,
You're like, all right, sunshineman, we can kind of take

(22:51):
a breath for a while. Doyou remember Hurricane Hillary last year? That
was August? That was like reallyyeah, that was like November or January
or anything. It was August whenthat happened. August. Oh yeah,
I know. Like I don't wantthat type of rain again. I want

(23:12):
the sunshine. I want the funtimes. That's what I'm looking for now.
Six forty eight. It is Valentinein the morning. This is one
thousand dollars. We've got that comingup at seven o'clock this morning. So
if you want that cash seven o'clock, one thousand dollars and the Battle of
Sex is on the way. Twocalls right now, eight sixty six five
four for one oh four to threemy FM. Here's what's coming up.
In entertainment headlines, a celebrity justadmitted she uses a fake X account to

(23:38):
respond to total strangers who are talkingabout her. I'll tell you who it
is, but I have to dropit one o four to three my FM.
Entertainment Headlines. Ann Hathaway did aninterview with the magazine, and she
said that she had to take partin what she said were gross chemistry tests
as part of the casting process formovies early on in her career, and

(24:02):
she said that she'd be told,Okay, we've got ten guys coming in
today, and you've got the part, are you excited to make out with
all of them? And she thought, and yeah, She's like, I
thought it was gross, But shesaid that she was young and terribly aware
of how easy it was to loseeverything and be labeled difficult. So she
said, I just pretended to beexcited about it and just go on with

(24:25):
it. She says there's no hardfeelings because in her mind, she says,
no one was trying to be awfulor to hurt her. It was
just a very different time. It'slike now we know better. But she's
a producer and she's starring in thenew movie The Idea of You, And
so for that chemistry test, shesaid that she would have the guys put
on any song, pick any song, and try and get her character to

(24:48):
get up and dance. And thatwas the way. Then they would like
improv for a second. So theyused music to figure out the chemistry.
And I liked that. Oh that'stough. Yeah, right, I know
I'm at kiss Oh oh, Isaid, sorry, I listened on a
dance. Let's break it a dancingwe go back ten years of a kissing
thing or whatever. Let me trythat. Yeah, And comedian Tiffity Hattish.
She revealed over the weekend that sheuses a fake X account to respond

(25:14):
to strangers who are talking about her. She says, when the Internet came
out, people have this freedom tojust talk about whatever they want, about
whoever they want. She said,so people show up to talk about me,
and she said, I don't knowwhy you all are talking about me
so much. So she did admitshe does know anything about a fake Instagram,
but she does have a fake X. I'm Jill with Entertainment Headlines.
Had a bit of a medical emergencyearlier, was telling Brian about it was

(25:36):
in the restroom. Should I sharethis or not? I mean, it's
it was a very private moment,but yeah, you're if you're willing well.
I feel like sometimes you have totalk about stuff that other people go
through too to form a connection withyou know you that listened to our show
and you might have been there.And I was in the men's room and
I had a bit of a medicalemergency. I had a nose hair that
I just I couldn't get to andit was so hard to pull out,

(26:03):
and I started like tear up andeverything. What's your face? I had
that same problem this morning. Stopit. Oh my gosh, I had
to like get up my little babyscissors and go up there and snip it.
Yeah. I didn't have that thoughin the rest of them earlier this
morning, so I had to tryand use my fingers and it was the
hardest thing to do. And thenyou start crying and you're not getting it.
I didn't think young people like youhad that problem. No, I've
just my nose. This is waytoo much information, but my nose hairs

(26:25):
recently just started poking out of mynose, so I gotta it's the worst,
dude, you got to You gota man, It's annoying. It
was a medical emergency. I gotit, and everybody's fine everything, but
it was it was. It wasa tough spot for a minute. Oh
I'm glad you got it out.You think you very much. Do you
ever have that problem? Was itnose hair? No brow? Yes?
Oh god? Yeah, they justsome just won't come out. We've seen

(26:47):
those scrow during the show. It'syour family connection who Bottle of the Circus
are coming on eight six six byfour four FM. If you feel like
you need a moment to find theenergy from inside of you today, I
want you to start moving when thebeat drops. Feeling there it is feel

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the mitochondria, the cells in yourbody, the little word courses of your
life coming alive right now. Thisis your moment one of four three mile
if im it's Valentine in the morning, seven o eight, Good morning too,
Hope you try for that thousand dollars. The word was win. You
take that to one of four tothree minth in dot competent in the little

(27:36):
box, you can grab yourself athousand bucks. That's good for fifty to
fifty five minutes. The word iswin W I N Later on this hour,
what is your best example of misheardlyrics? Texting at three one oh
four to three. There's one thatwe all get wrong here in the studio
every time it plays on my FM, and it's Rihanna only girl or Rihanna
No, it's really Rianna. NoI talk to her. It's I will

(28:00):
pull up that little I D S. She did. Hello, this is
Rihanna and you're listening to Valentine.I'm gonna look for it. That's why
I caught me off guard too.It's very funny, but the opening lyrics,
I want you to love me likeI'm the and then you fill in
the blank there, okay, hotthose are the lyrics in question. Okay,

(28:23):
what does she say? I firstthought this is terribly wrong. I
always thought you said I want youto love me like I'm a hot guy.
Well that's what it sounded like theretoo. She doesn't say, that's
not the Can I hear it again? Hot hot thigh, hot hot guy.

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We also thought it was hot piefor a matter of time hot.
No one said hot pie. Ithought hot die who said hot gas?
So I will not be gasoling intothis. I never said hot pie.
The actual lyrics are I want youto love me like I'm a hot ride,
hot ride? Every single I don'tknow. I still her guy like

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I'm a hot guy. It washot rot. I want your pie.
I swear to god, I thoughtit was pie. Are right? You
know what? I love a pie? So mishurt lyrics? What do you
get wrong? All the time?Texting three one oh four three, We'll
get you on it is the Battleof the sex is reps in the medic

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name is Ernest. He listens,you know, works as at librari and
enjoys taking the kids at theme parks. What up? Horner? Resenting the
lady is. Her name is Rosa. He's from Oxnard. He works as
a property manager and enjoys trying newrestaurants with the family. Let's hear for

(29:52):
Rosa, good morning, Good morning? Who's that works for Rosa? I'm
gonna ask you a few questions,Ernest, youill's gonna be you? The
questions best at a three wins,still tied the end of regulation, we
go to a nots a top tiebreakerquestion. Let me start with the ladies.
What former Laker also performs as aDJ under the name DJ diesel Kill?

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Correct? Ernest? What former Lakergirl was also a judge on American
Idol? Yes, that's right.Kurd score won the one. What kind
of animal is Sandy from SpongeBob SquarePants? That's correct, Ernest. Sandy and
Danny are the main characters in whatmovie musical the greatest movie ever? Greed,

(30:44):
You're right, but not the greatestmovie. It is the greatest movie
ever. Opinion. The current scoreis no, no, no, no.
Current score two to two. Whois the husband of Chrissy Teagan John
Legend? In Ernest, John Legendsings with what female artist on the song

(31:12):
like I'm gonna lose you. Whosesong is that? Oh? Shoot,
Alicia Keys, Oh it's Meghan Trainer. Ladies when rosa congratulations. You want
a Battle of the Sexiest Championship certificateposted on social use the hatchtag Valentin in

(31:34):
the morning and share it with brideyany Oh my gosh, there she is.
Look at her right, Come onin, come on in, hang
girl. Oh, shy, shytoday, ro Brozo, you want a

(31:56):
parade? Is Shakira at the campForum on November night. The tickets are
on sale now a tigamaster dot com. That's amazing. Thank you so much,
thank you, thank you very much. We did get a few text
today of people hoping that she carewould stop by this morning, and she
did. How long do you stayfor? I'm talking like that, Yes,

(32:19):
it's deeper every time. Well,ernest listeners to exit the stage.
This moment is entirely yours. Youtake it away, well, shout out
to my wife and kids. Iwish I could have won. Uh,
But whenever, wherever I have achance to win him again, I will
go ahead and do so. Thatis so sweet, so sweet good.
She's smiling, she cares smiling.John, what's trending, so people got

(32:45):
a chill. Apparently there's some beefthat sparks here between some Beyonce fans and
post Malone. So post Malone wason a collab with Beyonce Levi's Jeans on
her new album Cowboy Carter. PostMalone also on a collab with Taylor Swift
on Fortnite for the Tortured Poets Department. Us alone writes this long heartfelt social
media post thanking Taylor, saying it'sonce in a lifetime that someone like Taylor

(33:05):
comes into this world. But Posty'sthank you post for Beyonce just says I
love you at Beyonce. So fansare reading into that, saying that it's
a big deal and that he's clearlyloves Taylor Moore And I'm just like,
you got to it's not that deep, you know, you got to chill
out a little bit. I don'tread into that kind of thing. But
hey, maybe that's just me.Oh, I think he loves Chiller more.
You think so? Oh? Basedon that, I think it's and
that's okay. Don't you love certainpeople more than others. I think he

(33:28):
just has maybe a closer relationship withher. Maybe that's exactly it. I
think they are friends. Let's goto the be High for an update.
Now I was half listening, butI'm team Beyonce. Whatever this is,
it's Valence Out in the Morning.We're gonna do misheard lyrics coming up next,
here's the weekend. It's Save YourTears one of four. Three,

(33:51):
My Fami, it is Valence Outof the Morning. We're talking about misheard
lyrics anything. Any song that youlisten to where you're maybe seeing along and
your friends say, that is definitelynot the words. That's every song I
say. My entire family thinks that, you know, I make up words
of songs. I get things wrong. Then I teach my kids stuff.
You remember the old ooplelupa song.Oh yeah, well I changed the words

(34:12):
that I sang to my kid foryears that he was sitting in a car
at the front of his name's singingit. And the kid's like, that's
not the lyrics, dude, itwas Yesterduce. My dad sings it like,
no, your dad made up wordsbecause your dad didn't know the words
to a song or something like that. So we have the song thunder by
Imagine Dragons, and we had anold coworker whose son thought that this song

(34:35):
was the fun dip song. Well, we all do. It's the fun
dip, he pointed it out tous, And now we cannot unhear it.
Yeah, fun dip, that funstuff you put in your mouth,
the fun dip. Here we gofull, fun dip, fun dip,
fun dip. Well, now Ihear thunder forget it. But you haven't

(35:00):
thought this fund for a long time, right, little higher voice sounds like
fund all right? What about therhythmics here? Okay? For the longest
time I thought she was singing,Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Oh
my god, right here, listento the word cheese, sweet jeams.

(35:22):
I'm mad. No, nowhere near, nowhere near. You're insane. There
is no cheese there whatsoever? Aremade of cheese? No, no,
I am listening to it. Ido not hear that. Well I did,
sweet jeans, I made. Iheard these so clear, the kid,

(35:45):
I heard cheese cheese. Okay,I get here right your defense,
I do hear these. But inyour defense, my sweet dreams are made
of cheese. Thank you, especiallyas a kid too. It's not necessarily
it sounds like checking him for this. Do you like cheese as well.
Credit, I have credit. Goodmorning, Julie. How are you.

(36:06):
It's fine, thank you. Sowhat's the song that you mishear the lyrics?
It's not me, it's actually mymom, who's a retired preschool teacher.
Okay, and it's Beyonce's Crazy andLove. What does she hear on
that chorus words? Oh oh,she hears oh Obama, oh Obama?

(36:28):
Thinking it that way to my teenagers. Maybe Beyonce was very much in favor
of present Barack Obama, and shewas putting it into a song. Let's
hear it. Here we go.I hear it. I hear it.
That's actually really funny. Oh mygod, I hear it Obama. I

(36:49):
hear it. I hear way morethan sheeez. Oh my god. I
think she's right, Julie. Juliewins. Julie, good job. I
can hear it. Yeah, well, I cannot hear it now. I
don't think I can either hear it. Comes again. I think she's saying

(37:13):
Obama if I had a president BrockObama. She puts it into the song.
Due. That's great, Thank youvery much. Okay, that's a
problem. Guys. Thank you foryour day. Thanks, text Valentine in
the morning at three one oh fourto three. Jill's got the entertainment headlines
coming up. Spiderman fans are gonnalove what Tom Holland just said about Spider

(37:36):
Man. Four. I'll tell youwhat it was coming with some fifty eight
six, six, five four four. If I'm texting three one oh four
three, mister lyrics, Tanya,good morning. How are you today?
I'm well, how are you?Days? Which do really good? So
you sound kind of young? Howold are you really? I'm thirty six?
Really I made a mistake, okay, thirty six. You did a
softer voice though, yes, butif you get me up, very commanding

(37:59):
as well. So what's the MISTERIlyric for you? Well? I went
many years thinking that the lyrics wereI Love Pigeon Toes. I Love pigeon
toes. But the song is howLow Can You Go? By Ludacris.
And you thought it was I LovePigeon Toes. Yes, I thought it

(38:21):
was something similar to a camel too. I never asked, hang on,
let's let's listen to it. Let'slisten see this pigeon toes? Hang out?
Here we go. Yeah, Ican hear I love pigeon toes in
there. Yeah, I can hearthat. You're right pigeon toes? Did

(38:45):
pigeons have toes? I don't evenknow. I don't know, Tanya,
Thanks for can appreciate you. Thankyou. Let me guys. Hi,
Kylie, good morning. How areyou today? I'm good? How are
you? I'm doing really good?So what's the song you've misheard the lyrics
for? Okay? Do you rememberthis song by Sar East movement like a

(39:07):
sick Oh yeah, oh yes,banger they do? Yeah. I always
thought they said like a cheese stickand I was like, why would they
fly so high like a cheese stick? A lot? I feel it like
cheese on the show? All righthere it is? Why would I fly
so high like a cheese sticker?Okay, we're good. I mean I

(39:36):
can hear where you're getting at standit you're looking for it? Beyonce wins
with Obama for me still yeah,and pigeon toast is pretty good. But
I can hear the cheese stick Ido? I get it? Thanks Kylie?
Thanks so all right? By eightsix six five four four FM,
John, what about you? SoDaft Punk has that song? Get lucky.

(39:58):
And there's this part in the bridgearea where it just says we're up
all night to get lucky in agenuine lay, in a genuine way.
I thought he was saying, whatup, I'm Mexican lucky. What Mexican?
You're not alone? That's how mydad sings it. Dad sings a
song. Let's take a listen.Here we go. I'm to get so

(40:23):
well. Now we're gonna have towait. It's this far here roh lucky.
It's not hang on, it's gotso it's right now. I don't
know if I hang on stand by? What do you mean We're not gonna
stand by for you to go?You guess it hours to get this right,

(40:47):
hours to get this right. Youthink this is a Shohn right here,
all right, here we go.This is John's misheard lyrics. And
you think it says, what again? What up? I'm Mexican? What
up? I'm Mexagon. Here wego. Yeah, I hear that,
what up? I'm Mexican lucky?Yeah, I know lock. This was

(41:09):
like sevencond locate Lovecate Mexican love.He's right right, I hear it,
And that is like and if you'reMexican you're lucky, good job, and
that that was some secret code thatlike death Punk was trying to tell us
who they were under those masks,and I was like, cool, we're
Mexican. We're letting you guys knowwho we are. My dad's from Godal

(41:32):
O'Hara, here we are. That'sfunny. I'm glad you get that right.
Yeah, me too. Took asecond, but it was worth it.
It was worth it was worth wedid. Yeah, seven thirty seven
one four three MYFM and at twentythree minutes there's one thousand dollars coming your
way at eight o'clock this morning onmy FM four three, my FAMI.

(41:57):
It is balanced out of the morning. I was trying to find peanut butter
part I know, and I don'thave it. I drive you guests crazy
trying to find no no, no, as gods. I swear, like
the Johnny Gills song Wruby the RightWay from years ago, Johnny Gill's member
of Belvid though back in the dayUhanu Buddha, I swear that was in
the song. And I listened tothat song like ten times. I couldn't
find it. So listen, ifyou know, you know, if you

(42:19):
don't. Don't even worry about it. For mishirt lyrics. There's other ones
too that you think are something,but they're too dirty. You can't say
him on the air sometimes, Andwe always have due regard for little eyers
in the backseat of the car.I have a sixteen year old son,
but he was eight, he wasten, he was fourteen, he was
all those ages. So as youdrive your kids at school, this should
be a place that you and yourkids can enjoy a fun little show.
You know, the fund and doupand the fund and doup. What have

(42:40):
I mishard lyrics have to miss?Food, peanut butter fund dip. You're
so hungry all the time. We'restarving, so hungry all the time.
When you get up this early,you don't feel like eating breakfast at four
am, so you're always like hungrythroughout the show. And I do love
cheese, Oh my gosh, justordinary cheese and a ritz cracker, that's
fine. I had some last nightbefore dinner. I did a little serving

(43:00):
of choosing crocers before I made dinnerlast night. Wow, lucky them,
I know they were so lucky.I made Colin and Arnold Palmer, my
son sixteen, sitting the couch mywife watching a show. Then I made
some salmon with garlic butter at threeseventy five in an open face pan.
And then I made some white riceadjasmine rice, but I used a chicken
broth as the bass instead of usingwater for the bass. And then I

(43:23):
had some bock joy and I laida few leaves of bock joy on top
of that in the rice cooker.But I also diced up the other bit
of bock joy, and so Idid that. Then I sliced up some
garlic and everything, and that waswhat I did for you. Yeah,
you can't do this, can't dowhat we're not allowed. Well, you're

(43:43):
not allowed to do recipes on theair, so you're playing me off the
stage. Your time is out.I want to thank the people that made
that rice cooker. He was fantastic, keeps the rice warm afterwards everything,
and so I saw love study andso I sauce everybody used that. Thank
you very much. To mutter threemy FM. Here's what's coming up in
entertainment headlines. I'm hesitant to tellyou this next story because I want to

(44:07):
win it. But if you've neverseen a star Wars film. Ever you
have a chance to get some money, I'll tell you all about it right
out to trapping one four to threemy FM entertainment headlines. I have never
ever seen a Star Wars film,and I just applied for this this morning,

(44:30):
and I really hope I win,because finance Buzz is now accepting applications
for a Wookie rookie one thousand dollarsto watch all nine Star Wars movies.
But the only catch is you haveto be someone who's never seen anything related
to Star Wars. No TV showsor anything like that, no video game.

(44:54):
It's twenty five hours and seven minutesof movie watching. You're also gonn
get andred dollars for snacks. Youhave to be eighteen and over to apply,
and they'll be taking applications until Mayfourth, which is Star Wars Day.
But what you're gonna do is rateand evaluate the movies in the order
that they were released. And soI put in my application. They just

(45:17):
ask you why you think you wouldbe the best person for this job.
What did you say? Because myco host is so annoying and he always
tells me to watch Star Wars show. I said that this will help in
my daily conversations with people, becauseeverybody is so shocked when they find I've
never seen any which is true.I've said up a huge Disney fan,
so this will really help me outwhen I'm walking through Galaxy's Edge and I'm
on those attractions, I can understandwhat the heck's going on. And then

(45:39):
also my fiance is a big StarWars fan, so this will help our
relationship. So fingers crossed. Butif you want to apply, we will
put the link in our story atValentine in the morning on Instagram. How
much money will they pay you onethousand dollars one thousand dollars to watch all
the Star Wars films, plus onehundred dollars and one hundred bucks for sex.

(46:02):
None of you should apply. Thisshould all be for Jill. I
already applied, so finally she'd haveseen Star Wars. She told me that,
and I almost disowned a relationship.Didn't We try to get you watch
it one time at our house orsomething, right, You and your wife
and Colin invited me over and weput on the first one, yes,

(46:23):
and I fell asleep within ten minutes. Awesome, Wait a minute, people
of this company giving out the money. She has seen ten minutes of a
Star Wars film along launched the tiefighters. Moving on to the next story,
Tom Hollins just said something that SpiderMan fans are going to love.

(46:46):
He said he's down for Spider Manfour and also he's a part of the
creative process to develop the new film. But he said it's a little more
complicated than that. So the simpleanswer is I'll always want to do Spider
Man films. I owe my lifeand career to Spider Man. So the
simple answer is, yes, I'llalways want to do more. But he

(47:06):
did say it's a little more complicatedthan that. I'm jilking their tam headlines.
Just write a story. Apparently,Lisa vander Pump is giving away some
money. If you watch all vanderPump Rules, if you've never seen any
of that, all the episodes ofthat, it's a big deal apparently.
Yeah, it seems like you're lyingabout that. Yeah, it seems like
it was supposed to be funny too, but it really fell flat. Oh
you haven't seen van gotcha? Isit really? Is this still though?

(47:31):
What is it still on? Yeah? Scandabal what's that? No, don't
even what is it. You've heardme talk about Scandabal. I have no
idea what Tom sandabal and Ariana thewhole thing that went down I had with
Rachel idea. Well, we don'thave the time to die into this,
so I'll tell you we've got happiness. You guys want to reach out eight

(47:58):
sixty six five four for of myif I ever texted three one oh four
three, what's making you smile today? Can you share that with us?
Three one oh four three? What'syour happy news? Christer Rindy Carpenter?
Oh? What a four three?My family? It's valance that in the
morning. Before we get into happynews here, I called Brian's house last

(48:19):
night. I saw the Brian andBrian as three kids. And the young
man you're about to hear is Maddox. Maddox is how old Maddix is?
Seven? Right? So Maddox wasright there and kind of answered Brian's phone.
So I told Maddox to go,hey, this is John Peak,
and he goes, oh, JohnPeak. John Peak is our boss,
and I pretended to be him.I feined being John Peak. So Maddix

(48:40):
is like, eh, you shouldfire my dad, Like what what are
you talking about? He goes,yeah. He says, you make him
work too much. He says thatyou're you're a tough boss, and you
make him do a lot of stuff. You should fire my dad so he
doesn't have to do that. I'mlike, wow, okay. And then

(49:00):
we got into a bit of atiff and he called me a poopy head
and I called him a poopy headand miss Aul true and then so back
and forth. You're a poopyhead,No, you're a poopy head. We've
had a fight with like a sevenyear old on the phone line trying to
talk to our producer, right,and then I said, hey, you
need to redo your Happy News intro. I go, you got to put
more report into it. You reallykind of phone that thing in, you

(49:22):
know, here's your daily ghosh offhappy News on Valentine in the morning.
And he started really get into mepoopy head, poopy head, poopy head,
poopyhead and stuff like that. Butmy point of the whole conversation after
that was what are Brian and Kylahis wife talking about that. Maddix like,
you just to let my dad go. He says, you make this
life miserable. You work too hard. A lot of stuff going on.
He calls John peek BOSSI because Johnpeople will call me sometimes and well that

(49:46):
California long goes through, he can'tcall you. But then all I hear
is just now, you're a poopyheead, you're a poopyhead. And then
so I had to talk to Matixafter saying, you know, you can't
call someone a poopy heead. Youcan't call it an adult a poopy head,
he said, he started. Imight have said it first. I
don't remember. Because your daily doseof happy news on Valentine in the morning,

(50:07):
Good morning. My happy news isthat my dad has been fighting bladder
cancer since November and it was goingreally downhill, and they started him on
a new treatment about a month ago, and he's doing really good now,
and so we're just really excited andhopeful. He's back to golfing. He
is back to volunteering at the golfcourse. I love it, and all

(50:30):
his regular daily activities. I lovethat. I love that. I love
it too. Can we just raisehim up for a second. Can you
just tell me some great things aboutyour dad? Oh my gosh, do
you have all day? My dad'samazing. I do it all day.
But I want to hear a littlecouple highlights here. Let's just raise him
up. He is just the bestdad. He's been there for me so
much and just the hardest worker.Yeah, he's been my rock. He's

(50:54):
literally been there for me my wholeentire life through ups and downs, taken
me and when I need just alwaysan open hand and big heart. He
volunteers and helps elderly. He's justan amazing person. And can you hang
out so we can send him aget well card if you don't mind,
Oh, I would love to.That would be amazing. He would love
that. I actually give him cardsevery time he has chemo thera. Yeah,

(51:17):
that's like my little thing and heabsolutely loves it. So this will
be great. We'd love to sendhim a get wal card. Yeah,
hang out, We'll get the address. Okay, okay, thank you much.
One four three my FM. Itis Valentine in the morning. It's
eight oh six. Good morning toyou. Coming up later on this hour,
Couch's Court Judge John Camucci. Whathave we ever called him judge before?

(51:40):
It would be judge. Thank you. The name judge John sounds better
like one of those daytime shows.You can get it. He can get
a show. This should actually giveme a TV show. Judge John,
what's your gen again, Jen?What? I'm a millennial? All right,
so he's a millennial judge. It'sJohn in the millennial courts. What's

(52:02):
up? What's up? Defendants?What's up? Prosecution? What's up today?
Then have John decide it like abackwards hat on listen on the line.
That millennial court might be kind offunny here, guys, if you're
listening from the TV world, I'vegot your judge. I'm a producer,
acass I thought of it. Buta millennial court is not bad. We'd

(52:22):
all have a great laugh at whatJohn would decide for some of these things.
It would fit today too, becausethere are two millennials on trial here,
okay, and Deca's fiance is askedher to do something that's going to
drastically invade their space before they getmarried, all right, So Judge John,
Judge John Kimuci will help decide theirfate along with you, about eight
twenty five this morning, hear thatcase about a twenty five, But right

(52:43):
now it is the Battle of thesexes reps in the medics. MS Chris
lives in Huntington Beach, works asa math teacher and enjoys watching his kids
play sports. Let's hear it forChris. What up? Chris? All
right? There it is? Thatis something special? No, no,

(53:05):
no, come on, bud likelight here. I was hoping you guys
will get it. We got it, We got it. Jill got it
and hates it refreezing the ladies.Her name is Megan. She's from Carlsbad.
She works as a financial manager andenjoys wine tasting. Let's hear from

(53:29):
Megan. What's up? What's that? Hi? Mean? God? This
Millennial Court? I think it mightactually work. I got to find a
producer for this. It's not bad. There's I mean, I can't even
see it like z s l skittoo, you know, Judge John Kucci
in the Millennial Court. Here's thatworks, Megan. I'm gonna ask a
you questions, Chris. You isgonna be asking you the questions best out

(53:52):
of three Wednesday. If we're stilltied the end of regulation, we go
to a not so tough tiber question. And to start with that, it
is your question. What artists isfeatured on the new Taylor Swift song titled
Fortnite Can't hear your phone's cutting inout there. Try it again. Oh

(54:15):
oh, your phone's so bad.Give me your answer. Okay, there
it is. That's better. Don'tmove on now, better now, Okay.
Post Malone a lot of that forI don't know. Okay, Oh
yes, Chris, post Malone ison the song Levi's Jeans with what artist?

(54:37):
Lady Gaya no Beyonce? Current scorezero to zero. Instagram stories automatically
delete after how much time has passedMeghan twenty four hours? That is correct,
Chris. When talking about TikTok,what is your FYP? Pay that

(54:58):
again? When talking about ti talk, there's a feature on it. What
is your f like? Frank?Why like yo yo, p like Paul
f yp no, that's your foryou page FYP. Well, I feel
your pain. I hope TikTok doesn'tgo away for your sake. Current score

(55:21):
is it one to nothing? Ladies? Here comes your question. If you
were watching the Voice, what televisionnetwork would you be watching? Megan NBC?
Ladies win, Meghan, Congratulations,you want to Battle of the Sexiest
Championship certificate? Post it on socialuse the hashtag Valentine in the Morning and

(55:43):
share it with pride Oh my god, I'm so excited. Thank you because
you've also won tickets to see JustinTimberlake at the T Mobile Arena in Las
Vegas. Plus you're gonna get atwo night hotel stay and one hundred dollars
gas card to help you get there. Stick it to an stale now tickeedmaster
dot com. Good job, that'syop. Oh, thank you, good

(56:07):
deal. Well listen, Chris,is you exit the stage. This moment
is entirely yours. You take itaway, buddy. Shout out to my
family Cali, Cole, Liz,and Uh. Can I get on my
Christmas card list? The Valentine inthe Morning family Christmas card list? Of
course you can, my friend.You go get y'all sat. Shout out

(56:30):
to my son Colin. This isday number three thirty of his high school
journey. If your kids need toshout out, please do reach out.
Three one oh four to three.I love you, buddy, have a
great day. My lovely wife Leilanidriving him. I love you as well.
They're leaving early today. I don'tknow what. I just looked at
the life three sixty About time yougot to school on time? Young man?
Wow? Love you well. Yougot it. You know you gotta

(56:51):
be a stern father. You knowyou're letting your kid call people poopy head
left right? Started it? Well, he deserved it, all right,
John? What's so? We're goingto get into Kamuchi's court in just the
second here, But I have somemore courtroom beef. Pink has filed the
lawsuit against Pharrell Williams in an attemptto stop him from trademarking the brand name
pe Inc. Pink like Pharrell Incorporatedp Inc. But then the artist Pink

(57:15):
was like, h hang on here, that's a little bit too close.
She's claiming that a it's too closeof a name to her name, Pink,
and then she's saying that they competein a similar market as well.
So she's like, no, no, no, I have the whole Pink
thing. Find another name. Sowe gonna have to see how that plays
out in the court here. ButI'm Johnkamuchi and that's what's training on socials,
all right, Komuch's court coming upnext. Do you guys want to
feel old for a second? Okay, I mean it's a funny though.

(57:36):
It's a funny one. It's afunny feel old. You ready for this.
Julia Marsky sent this to me yesterday. She works here at iHeart and
she had gotten this meme from oneof her friends or something. This is
for a professor. Professor posted uson his Instagram. Not sure what school
he goes. I will never recoverfrom this student's email. Good afternoon,

(57:57):
Professor Pennyman. Hope he had agreat break. I was wondering if it
would be acceptable to use sources fromthe late nineteen hundreds for a final paper.
Found an interesting paper from nineteen ninetyfour? Is there cutoff date for
publications see tomorrow? Sources from thelate nineteen hundreds? Does that not sound
like back of the eighteen hundreds andthe seventeen hundreds? What kid is saying

(58:20):
from the late nineteen hundreds? Ordid that way? Oh? How did
that happen? Does that make youfeel old? I mean it's kind of
valid. Yeah. Would you trustsome science from nineteen ninety four or would
you rather have something a little bitmore? Oh? Oh my gosh,
it wasn't that long ago, justin the late nineteen hundreds. Hello,
Hiatel, it's me. It's timefor Commuchi's Court eight twenty five. We

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do this every Tuesday, John presentsthe courtroom with a dilemma and we all
come to a decision of if thisperson is a jerk or not take your
seats. That felt as wow,rude, top of my seat here.
He's really into this, isn't he? Okay? Ross settled in for a
long Winches's now, John, goright ahead, let's do it. We

(59:05):
got Becca on trial today. Shesays, Hey, there, my fiance
George is Greek. He has somany rich traditions that he's introduced me to
that I love the food, themusic, the mythology. But there's one
thing recently that he sprung on methat I'm not so excited about, and
I'm not sure how to deal withit. George wants his mother, Katerina,
to move in with us when weget married. He says that in

(59:27):
Greek life, they don't just throwtheir elders out into nursing homes to be
forgotten about. They take care oftheir parents and grandparents in the house,
and they almost always move them in. Now, I'd love George's mother,
who is a widow, But I'monly thirty and my fiance and I haven't
even moved in together yet, soI never imagine that my first adult home
would be shared with my husband andhis mother in law with no end in

(59:50):
sight. Am I a jerk fornot wanting her here? You know what
they should have done to begin with? That should have been talked about early
on the dating life. Yeah,it's interesting that it wasn't something that you
don't So he's kind of a jerkfor springing that late. You know,
he should have mentioned that to herearly on. It's like talking about kids.

(01:00:12):
You don't wait until you get marriedto decide if you want to have
kids, if somebody or not,or wait until you're engaged. You have
that conversation prior your faith, yourreligion, your backgrounds, all that comes
up in the quote unquote courting slashdating process. Yeah, and you know
your mom's getting elder so you justkind of want to bring that up,
like, hey, you know theremight be a day that some day I
want to move her in. Yeah. Yeah, I think he's the jerk.

(01:00:37):
Now listen, I'm all about that. I love that if I could
have my mom will live with me, I would. Our house just doesn't
work out for her capabilities and stuff. And I love that certain cultures from
Asian cultures to Latino cultures and stuffare big into having that family unit.
Some of it's because of expense,to be honest, you can't afford for
people to live in all separate housesor go to senior living centers all the

(01:00:58):
time, right, And other timesit's just how things went in their culture
and how things are. So Irespect this culture. I think it's beautiful
to have family under one roof.But he's a jerk for not bringing us
up sooner. I agree with you. This is what his family does.
And now they are a family,they're a family union. They're getting married.
But I understand why she would wantthat alone time. They haven't even

(01:01:19):
lived together yet, so I understandwanting that and wanting just to be the
two of you under one roof.And of course it's it's not you can
just go out and find a placewhere you have like you know, they
call it the mother in law house, you know. So it's tough because
this is a part of your family. You're a part of that family's Jeff
said to you, Hey, mymom's going to move in with us when
we get married. Yes, comeon in right, Like maybe she makes

(01:01:46):
some bomb Greek food cooks a fewnights a week. There are may be
tons of positives. I just thinkhe's a jerk for not saying something.
You know, But do you thinkshe's a jerk for not accepting the mom
in such a tough position. You'rea judge. If we get you this
TV show Millennial Court, you haveto make your decision. Can't just leave

(01:02:07):
your baseball cap on backwards and callit a day. I think she's a
jerk. I think jerk. Ithink, yeah, it's a bummer situation,
but you're also marrying into that family. It's his mom, like sometimes
you just got to suck it upsituation. It's a real haven't you here?

(01:02:27):
No, i'd say it to herface. I'm sorry. I don't
want to live with a mom whenI'm thirty. I just I don't.
But I will do it if that'snecessary, if it's the only way to
get to Olivia, you'll do it, absolutely bright not a jerk. I'm
trying to put myself in her position. And I love my mother in law
truly. She's very nosey and shewalks around naked a lot, so I

(01:02:49):
would not Yeah, she doesn't care, Oh, she doesn't care. I
think we've said that in the airbefore. Yeah. Yeah, she walks
around naked a lot because he bumpedinto her one time when she was walking
around naked. Yeah, like physicallybumped into your too. She gets annoyed
if you say something like this ismy house your problem? What's your problem?
Yeah? If I want to walkaround naked, I'm gonna walk around

(01:03:12):
naked. I mean she has likea she starts with a bathroom, but
then it just like kind of likecomes undone. You what anyway, that's
not the point. How do thekids feel about this? In the visit?
They think it's funny, you knowor whatever. Yeah, yeah,
all right, so do would yousay? What do you guys think that
situation? She feels like, Hey, I don't want the mother in law
moving in, and I jerk forthinking that. That's her question. That's

(01:03:36):
the court case in front of usright now. I said. The fiance
is a jerk for not let herknow ahead of time. You reach out
three one oh four to three,text Valentine in the morning at three one
oh four to three. Jill's gotthe internestimate headlines coming up. Hugh Grand
says his upcoming movie is the bestone so far. I'll tell you what
he's talking about, coming up ateight fifty for right now, your text

(01:03:57):
are coming in at three one ohfour three, John can give us little
recap Communci's court. Yeah, absolutely, Becca textan and she said that her
fiance has told her that when theyget married, he wants his widow mother
to move in with them, andthey've not lived together, so this would
be the first house they own andthey not have to share it with her
mother in law. See, Ithink you've got to tell her that before
you put a ring in her finger. I think so too, But that

(01:04:17):
comes up during the I know,but I'm putting him on trial. That's
the next session. No, justno next session. I think you gotta
be honest with her during that datingprocess, like, hey like my mom
to live with me for whoever Iget married to. This text says she's
not a jerk, but maybe shecan say that the mother in law can
move in in five to seven yearsfrom now. Another tex says he should

(01:04:40):
have told her before, for sure, but she isn't a jerk for not
wanting to have her live with them. I'm sure she will break down and
I'm sure she will say yes.Stephanie, good morning, how are you?
Thank you? Good morning? Goodmorning? She'd jerk or not?
What do you think about the situation? No, she's not a jerk.
She didn't know. He should havetold her for sure. Right, you
can't hide that stuff. You can'tlike hide that you don't want to have

(01:05:01):
kids or something, or you haveto be honest when you're in that dating
process, because you can't wait tillsomebody says, I'm going to spend the
rest of my life for you togo. By the way, so is
my mom in our house in thatroom right there every day? No,
No, for sure, But Ithink eventually she'll say yes because she's becoming
part of it. Right. Weall think he's gonna wear her down.

(01:05:21):
We all think it's gonna happen,but it's not right. I just don't
think she's a jerk for her stance. I think she should have been told.
Yep, I agree. All right, Thanks, step have a great
days. Okay, bye bye,Larena, good morning. How are you
today? Pretty good in yourself?We're doing all right. Do you think
she's a jerk or not? No, not a jerk? Why? Yeah,

(01:05:44):
you have to look at you haveto look at the mother's personality.
If she's like mine, If she'slike my mother, then okay, if
your mom will lie to your momwould like to call you a jerk,
go ahead, mom my daughter.Yeah, I'm a yeah, I could
be a drink where she's a drinktoo, right, So sometimes personality still'll

(01:06:06):
mix, right, yeah, gotcha. You'd like your mom to move in
with that lady and the Greek family. Oh yeah, we're a Mexican family,
so controlling, possessive, and whatdo you call it? I don't
know. I'm not, first off, Irish. I've got my own problems

(01:06:31):
and my own culture. Every culture'sgot their own problems. By the way,
now, Jill, you're half Mexican. Do you know what she's talking
about? The controlling, the possessivenessyou experience that your family family oriented,
oriented like yours. Lorena, havea great day. Thanks for calling.
I appreciate you. Say, howdo your mom for us? Wow?

(01:06:59):
Wow? So how do your momfor us? Nothing? Shut down,
silent treatments. Eight thirty nine andit's one o four to three MIFM.
This is valence out in the morning. There's one thousand bucks coming away.
Nine o'clock's morning post malone circles oneof four to three MIFM. It's Valance
out in the morning. Coachella wrapped, all done. Now they got stage

(01:07:23):
coach coming this weekend. John doingthat right? Yeah, you all right
pumped. We're car camping. We'restaying the whole weekend. I'm excited.
Where do you shower? They havelike portable trailer showers. They're not great.
I'm not great, to be honest. I was really in around toilet
paper. Yeah. Yeah, youhave to. You have to. You've
got to bring your own everything.It's it's a mission to car camp.

(01:07:44):
It's very dusty, it's very hot. Right, but you're like right there
like a tent on your your Highlander. Do you have any kind of add
on? Do you have like aCVT or one of those. Dude,
I just bought this add on formy Highlander. It's like a tent that
connects to the back. Yeah.I've seen those right yeah inside the town.
Okay, so cool. Yeah.She had one of the tenths you
put on top too, where theyscrew it down to the rack or something.

(01:08:04):
Then it pops up and you havea little ladder gets up to side
your highlander. I love those niceright? So expensive? Get a used
one? Yeah, maybe I shouldlook into it and look into that.
Go on, like, have somebodymake one in Netsy. No, it's
fine, come on, get acouple of uses out of it. What
time he gets go down? LikeFriday afternoons? Friday afternoon? She's pumped,

(01:08:25):
she's so punked. How long hasshe been your girlfriend? A little
over a year? Have you guyssaid that one year anniversary? No,
that's coming up the third of May, So she hasn't been your girlfriend.
Now we've been. I mean we'vebeen dating a year. Gotcha. We
like celebrated the day we met kindof, but like May third is our
official. So May third last yearyou said, would you be my girlfriend?
Yeah? You didn't want to waitone more day to make it a

(01:08:46):
bit more memorable. No, Idon't want to share that date with Star
Wars one more day to make itlike sin a Mayo or something. No,
no, no, no, weneed our own date. Yeah,
and I agree, that's very sweetof you, and I hope you remember
it forever. But it is good. And I'll tell you, as a
man much older than you in marriedtwenty six years, if you can have
those dates line up with other dates, so they're not easy to forget.
That helps out a lot. Yeah, I'm feeling you're pain too, because

(01:09:09):
it was Christmas, and then Valentine'sdate on their birthday, and then an
anniversary all in the same. Youare doomed. I'm running out of gift
ideas. First off, you gotto get off that whole one. I
asked you to be your girlfriend date. Let that as soon as you if
you get engaged in married to thisworld, you let that thing fade away,
so we do not celebrate that anymore. That disappears after your wedding date.
Did you forget the be my girlfrienddate? Couldn't even tell you when

(01:09:32):
that happened, really couldn't even tellyou. She might have it in a
book somewhere noted, But I've gotno idea. It doesn't matter anymore,
you know. I think you justkind of fell into it anyway. I
guess you. I was the onethat slipped up and said I love you
first. That's not a slip up. You genuinely meant it. I'm sure,
No, Yeah, no, that'sthat's a slip up. But I
just said slip up about the slipup. Yeah, I did genuinely mean
it. I just came out.And you never want to be the first

(01:09:55):
person because you're vulnerable. You know, you don't want to be the first
person to say it. And it'snot like rock paper, this is what
we can try and do it atthe same time, you know, I
was first. First, We're allfirst. I started with the I'm falling
in love with you? But wait, did you do that? I think
I'm falling in love with you?I think falling in love with you into

(01:10:15):
see. Yeah, that's a gutsycall because I think I did the I
think I'm falling in love with you, Jililani, which gives you the out
if she goes, well, Idon't love you. Well, I've thought
again, second thoughts or second thoughts, I don't think I'm falling in love
with you. You know, youknow what I used to do all the
time, And I think you guyshad said like, oh, Vomitville when
I've said this before my play backin the day. And you know,

(01:10:39):
listen, I dated girls before Leilani. She wasn't the first girl igitated,
but she's the love of my life. You know, twenty six years I
had the uh, the old playof you know, I think I really
want to kiss you right now.I was the guy that said it that.
Oh she's throwing up to her mouth. No, no, no,
I am all for that. Youhave made fun of me before in the

(01:11:01):
past when I said that, Well, I mean, these days, consent
is always great, but for somereason, like saying I gotta signed piece
of paperback and I don't hate that, but saying like can I kiss you?
Sometimes I think ruins the moment.That's why I like the way you
said that I want to kiss youright you? Did you enjoy that right?
I want to kiss you right Notthat weirdo. It was. It
was soft and it was sweet aslike, yeah, I think I think

(01:11:26):
I want to kiss you right now. That's beautiful. Why are you laughing?
I'm sorry? Look at their faces. Two of them were like,
that's really nice. It's very sweet, very beautiful. My wife is probably
listening, going I think I wantto or you might go on second thoughts
one O four three, my FM. Here's what's coming up in entertainment headlines.

(01:11:48):
The first ever live unedited roast iscoming to Netflix. Who are they
going to be roasting? Don't giveit away? I'll tell you for traffic
one O four to three. MyFM Entertainment headlines Grenee Zellweger and Hugh Grant
are going to star in the BridgetJones sequel Mad About the Boy, and

(01:12:13):
Hugh Grant says that this script forthis fourth Bridget Jones movie is the best
one of the four then, hesaid, and in fact, one of
the best scripts I have read ina long time. So this fourth film,
I guess Bridget Jones's husband is nolonger with us, so she's navigating
the world as a single mom,so he says. Hugh Grant says it's

(01:12:36):
based on trying to bring up twochildren alone, mixed up with some Bridget
Jones comedy, he says, Soit's very sad as well as very funny,
and it had him in tears.So he's really looking forward to filming
this film. The idea that heis back with a rom com is one
of the highlights of my day.That man is the best. Only interviewed

(01:13:00):
I think once or twice my entirecareer, and he was a little bit
off that day and I said tohim, have you been drinking? And
he responded a little bit. He'sjust so good. He's just such a
treasure on the screen. He reallyis. You love Nodding Hill, Oh
my god, just in Nodding Hill. That if you need a rom com
for one of the most iconic romcoms of all time, If you don't

(01:13:20):
put Noting Hill in top five,I'm sorry, you're insane. And I
don't mean that in a bad way. And Tom Brady is now going to
be roasted in the first ever liveunedited roast for a Netflix special. Kevin
Hart is going to host it,and it's called the Greatest roast of all

(01:13:42):
Time, The Roast of Tom Brady. It's going to air on May fifth,
and they're saying they're going to havea surprise team of roasters from the
comedy, sports, and entertainment world. So Tom Brady, he's gonna get
roasted. Chills, I'm so nervous, can handle anything. He used to
go. Let's go, Let's go. It's gonna be streamed live from the

(01:14:04):
Kia Forum. Kevin Hart standing onan Apple box to get up to Tom
Brady to talk to him. That'sthe Kevin Hart Rose it started already,
her old team Tom Brady over here, I'm Jiline, all right, so
listen, we do have one thousanddollars coming away. Would you like that
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three. MIFM John, what's trendingearly? There's a little bit of beef
between some Beyonce fans and post Malone. He was obviously in a collab with
Beyonce Levi's Jeans on a new album, Cowboy Carter. He was also in
a collab with Taylor Swift on Fortnitefor the Tortured Poets Department. Well,
post Malone left this really nice,heartfelt social media post for Taylor saying so
once in a lifetime artist that TaylorSwift is when she comes into the world,

(01:14:48):
and he was honored to be there. But for Beyonce, he just
put I love you at Beyonce.So fans are thinking that's got to mean
something, right, That's not fair. It's not that deep. Come on,
I'm Jokamuchi. That's what's turning themusic. He did say I love
you Beyonce, right, not enough, It's not enough. He said,
I love you. We have onceat a lifetime generational artists blah blah blah

(01:15:10):
blah. And she really is.But he didn't say I love you Taylor
sow have she said I love youBeyonce. Well, we're not playing post
Malone on this show anymore. I'vemade the decision, my fam. It
is Valentine in the morning, thisone of four to three. MIFM least
Fox is up next to you.She still out. Gosh, you know,
I don't know believe she's back today. I should have checked on her.

(01:15:34):
I think she's back today, Ihope. So all right, anyway,
somebody's gonna walk through that door atten o'clock this morning, ten ten,
and they're gonna have one thousand dollarsfor you, a thousand bucks ten
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MYFM. Who's got big plans forthis today? What are you doing

(01:15:54):
today? Brod? You get togo home, take care of the kids.
What's not all of them? It'salways something, but today his kids,
my son, poopy kids call mepoopy face, this phone tad,
poopy head, poopy face. What'sthe different? Poopy Face are a big
different? No, there's not juststill poop No, you I'd better have
a poopy head, I think so. Yeah, kindergarten. Yes, this

(01:16:15):
is fair controversial. Let me tellyou all right, poopyhead. He was
calling me poopy head. Well,I'm gonna call him tonight and call him
poopy face. I'm gonna up theante on this thing. Man. He
would love it. He loves talking. What was going on? It was
just before bathtime, gotcha cleaning upfor dinner, and Bella and I are
talking on the phone, and thenmy son Maddick likes to involve himself in
every phone call I have, sohe's trying to get involved. And then

(01:16:36):
Foulla set and a little bit.Well, first I told him I was
John Peak, and he goes,John Peek, you should fire my dad.
John Piks are a boss. Youshould fire our dad. And my
daddy fire him because he doesn't likeworking for you. It was going on
and on. I'm like, obviouslykids often speak some form of the truth.
There's sponges, I pick up stuff. So I'm assuming that Kyla Brian,

(01:16:58):
Kyla's wife, and then Brian haveand having dinner table conversations about their
lack of enjoyment of John Peak orsomething. Oh, you're reading way too
much. Something has to be there. He did not. This guy comes
up with John Peak, you shouldfire my dad because he doesn't like working
for you, says you make himdo too much. As a wild imagination,
maybe he just wants to spend moretime with his dad, so he's

(01:17:18):
thinking, like, how can Iget my dad? That's what he wanted.
He's a kid and he just saysthings. He named me Tony Baloney,
the big fat pony last time wehung out. That has to be
somewhere based in truth. There hasto be something true about you being Tony
today that I looked like Tony Starone four three my sm entertainment headlines.

(01:17:39):
I talked to Maddox last week andhe wanted to know all about meeting the
Rock and I was like, Oh, he's so tall, he's got lots
of muscles, and there's silence ofmadics just goes, I've got muscles.
He's growing up fast as just AnneHathaways says she had to do gross chemistry

(01:18:01):
tests as part of the casting processfor a movie early in her career.
She did an interview with the magazine, and Anne Hathaway said that They told
her, all right, we've gotten guys coming today. Aren't you excited
to get to make out with allof them? And she said she thought
it sounded gross, but she wasyoung. She said she was terribly aware
how easy it was to lose everythingby being labeled difficult. So I just

(01:18:23):
pretended I was excited and got onwith it. But and Hathaway did say,
there's no hard feelings. She said, no one was trying to be
awful or hurt me. It wasjust a very different time and now we
know better. Give it. It'snot a different time. You ever watched
a bachelor bachelorette, It's still happening. Well, but there, all right,
we got twenty five guys, twentyfive girls. You're gonna need to
kiss everyone of them in a hottime. It's happening. And the K

(01:18:45):
pop superstars in BTS have launched amental health initiative with UDISUF. It's called
the On My Mind Initiative, andit's going to help improve and support the
mental health of people around the world. Basically, you have the opportunity to
send this election trying to postcard onthe Korean Committee's UNISF website, and you
share your story, you talk aboutwhat's on your mind, any challenges you

(01:19:06):
may be facing. Then your postcardmight be posted on the website's gallery so
other people can read it and see, and they say they help to promote
a sense of community and support.I'm Jill. When they're on TAM headlines,
I think most of the guys arestill doing their military service from BTS.
It's a compulsory thing over there inSouth Korea. They have to do
it. I think John Cook mightbe out yat is out. I think

(01:19:28):
so yeah. I think the restmight still be in there doing their service.
And I often wonder, like youknow, what guys are in if
other guys are out, are theygonna do any solo projects or anything like
that. The Kate Pop and Kdramas have gotten so huge. My wife
watches all those K dramas all thetime. They're so good. All right,
Jill, thank every show. Thankyou for your show. John,
think of you show, Thank youfor your burn, Think every show.
Michael Pulman in New York City,think of You show. Nancer Rodriguez,

(01:19:48):
thank you for your show. Thankyou for your show. Get out there
be the change in the world thatyou want to see Lisa Fox is coming
up next. What do we gotfor that final check of traffic?