Cringey Parents On Social And Inaccurate Professions On TV

Today on Valentine in the Morning: Get a load of cringe from our listeners sharing some extrememly embarrassing habits their folks have on social media, and we try to get a proper perspective on how movies and television get your professions wrong.

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Episode Transcript

(00:01):
It's the Valentine in the Morning replay. Welcome to the breakfast table of Valentine
in the Morning. I laughed heartily, I helpe. It's respectful to say
I love you. The full showpodcast starts right now, one of four
three My family. It is Valentinein the Morning. Good morning, Jill,
good morning, Good morning, John, good morning, Good morning,
Brian, Good morning, Laura,Good morning. Michael Pullman in New York

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City, good morning. Starting upto show people, here we go.
We've got something very eventful and excitingcoming five to twenty five today. Apparently
the talk was had if you tuneinto our show around this time yesterday,
John's got a new roommate that wassmoking pot. Well, gotta bury the
lead there. But yeah, Ididn't bury anything. I put it right

(00:44):
out in the front. I shouldhave buried the lead. But no.
The story really is not so muchthat we have to hear the conversation that
you guys had with her. We'lldo that a little bit later on this
hour. And what the announcement isis she staying, is she going,
how do you get somebody out ofyour house for smoking the Mary Jane for
grabbing a bit of the Devil's lettuce. I don't want this to be misleading.

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We are not upset with people forsmoking the Mary Jane, Like,
it's not something my house participate participatesintimes. Which is the thing. We
don't care at all about your choicesto do that. It's just where you
do that kind of matters, right, Yeah, and I agree it does
nothing wrong with this. You knowshe was smoking the Houci hooch inside the

(01:29):
house. Yeah, the Devil's letus the Houchi hoo's, the Mary Jane,
the Merry Wanica. That's right,smoking all that inside the house.
Now do you enjoy the smell ofmarijuana yourself? Chip, I do not,
and you know my neighbor does andit seeps into my house. Oh
you have a common wall, don'tyou. Right, So I am not

(01:51):
a fan of the smell at all. Right, And have you ever talked
to your neighbor about the weed,the pot, the dope, the grass,
the reefers, your have your sadanything to him about that? Never,
not even about the Uccie hoot Reallytoo much gane and too much skunk
coming through the walls, you know. Yeah, No, I've never talked
him about it, because, likewhatever's home, But I don't care for

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it. I hear you. Well, these guys had the talk. What
was the answer. Is she goingto stay with the pot, smoke out
that cheese, the old mahaske,some danks, some bud, lighting up
the flowers, grabbing the green,the indo outdough? What is she doing?
Man? You know a lot aboutmarijuana. I've arrested your type over

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the years, Brian. What's yourfavorite strand? The chipotle? Wow?
Some top shelves right there. I'venever smoked it. I've never done it.
Not for me. Is purple purgpurpleple was that's my favorite come to.

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That's exactly why, you know,because of him over here right d
kyl was Kylie into that stuff.It was just you when you were younger.
She's only done it one time inher life. We went to Jamaica
and she thought, you know,we get into the spirit of it.
We went like a shop on thebeach and she smoked and we had fun.
It would just look down on theocean. It was wonderful for some
people. Doesn't work right, LikeI can get a little crazy in the

(03:28):
head and stuff. Well, that'swhat happened. The next day, my
brother in law gave her like thislittle edible thing. Yeah, and then
she had this horrible time like freakedout. So then she was done.
Then there's all these hilarious pictures ofus all together at this rum factory,
and she's like her face is justlike freaking out. So she got so

(03:49):
mad at us. And then thenhe kind of like rooted it for her
forever. She'll never try to getit. Good for her, good for
her. Yeah. Anyway, we'llget the update five twenty five today on
Valence in the morning. And imaginethat if you have a room mate,
maybe you're okay with this stuff doesn'tbother you, right, But they're smoking
inside the house. I'll let anybodysmoking inside a shared residence. It's problematic,

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you know, smoking SIGs, smokingthe old twinky buster, whatever it
is you're doing. You know,geeze, what did you say, ripping
the now, smoking the sig,grabbing a twinky buster? You eiver heard
that before? No, no,right, no, rolling some doobies.
Whatever you're doing inside somebody's house isyou know that's not good, right,
And that's smoke is it's carcinogen.It's a carcinogen. Carcinogenic and that as

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well not good for people in enclosedspaces. Speak of that if you happen
to have a gas stove. Theyannounced, I think it was like this
past year, how important it isto use your exhaust fan, even if
you're just using a burner on yourstove top. Yeah, and a lot
of people don't use your exhaust fanand think like it's not that bad.

(04:57):
But you have to use your exhaustfan or have an open window near it.
Even he's boiling a pot of water. Oh god, I haven't been
doing that. Did they have thepurple purple one of four three mile fab
It is Valentine and want it?Yeah? A baby? Oh so at
updates can take it down to thesmokehouse. Oh, little John Camuci.

(05:21):
I had to talk with the roommatebecause she was a fan of the Marley
World. She was a fan ofthe Robbing. You know what. Just
go ahead, John, take overthis story from here. Go about time.
Boy. So, I live inthis house with a couple of roommates,
and we have this one that movedin a few months ago, and

(05:41):
there's been a few times that she'ssmoked weed upstairs, and the rest of
my roommates night, Like we're notreally smokers, Like we've never really been
into that. Like we'll have somebeers on the weekend, but that's pretty
much it. We have nothing againstit, obviously. It just has never
been a thing for us. Andthere's been a couple of times that since
she's moved in, she's smoked insideher room in the house and it just
gets through the vents and we smellit through the whole house. So we've

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asked, like a couple of times, he could you just maybe take it
to the garage. We have agarage for you to go to maybe outside,
just it's not like in the houseor potent. So I guess that's
happened a couple of times. Butthe other day last week, we came
home and I guess, like whenyou roll your own stuff, okay,
you, I guess could buy sometobacco rolls and then you dump that tobacco

(06:24):
in the trash to make room forthe weed. Right, Okay, So
she dumped the tobacco trash in theupstairs bathroom. The problem is our dogs
get into the bathroom trash. Andwe came home once and there was no
tobacco all over the carpet. Ohgod, do dogs Okay, they got
into it and they eaten some ofthe trash tobacco, right, Oh that's
not good for them totally. Soroommate, one of them, who owns

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the dog, was obviously so concernedabout this. Yes, hey, we've
asked you so many times not todo this, Like, I don't know
how much my dog has had.We had got it checked and the ducks
are fine, thank god, thankgod. But I guess this disagreement like
didn't go over so well, andshe just like didn't really feel comfortable staying,
and so she's moving out now.She's with your dinky dough. Take

(07:09):
your giggle smoke and get out withyour gorilla glue and your happy little burritos
ver das, your joy smoke,your big pillows. You've been googling marijuana,
your rainy day woman, your rostaweed, you're righteous bush. Get
it out of here with your smoochypoochy you're waking bake. We don't need
that here, We don't need that. Have you talked to her at all?

(07:32):
I haven't talked to her yet.I was hoping to you yesterday,
but she had already like gotten abunch of her stuff out and oh so
she's gone gone. Yeah, shefor the last couple of days. I
guess I decided that found a newplace that did take her right away,
and so she just thought it wasn'ta good fit for her. Just get
out with your Mexic Kelly Hayes,We'll see you with your pasta, with
your big nugs. Take your bigfanther. I think you're off of marijuana

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now. I don't know. Thisis on the This is on the DEA's
website. Port compiled at marijuana termson the de A website. Trust the
DEAs top secret list of stuff.Grab that train wreck in your top shelf
and your tickety tickety, the tangyo G, the sticky, the sour
o G. Well, there's alot of different names as Yeah, it's

(08:18):
one guy in charge of that atthe DEA. Getta put all the names
together for the website. And yougotta think he's starting to make stuff up
just for giggles, right, becausewho can check it? Who knows?
Posto, I don't know. Tigkytiggy, tigky ticky. That wasn't you,
that was not me. That's no, that's legit. On the DEA's
website the Tiggy Tiggy let me findit. Oh maybe I did make no

(08:43):
tickety. Oh I'm sorry I saidtiggy tiggy, but it's called tiggty.
Oh yeah, tikey get your room, just for just to ask her if
the phone line tell me about thetickety? Are you doing tigky tiky with
the tickety? You have an opening? An opening? Yeah, we have
another opening. But you don't wantanybody bringing any Mercer, Lucas or down.

(09:03):
If you smoke weed, that's cool, just not in the house in
the room. Right, So therent is going to be cheaper because the
room smells like pot. No,no, absolutely not, but it's pretty
cheap anyway, right, Yeah,we can't afford to go down and rent
at all. So okay that rentfigure and this is in Fullerton area,
right, yeah, that rent figureagain is how much? It's roughly like

(09:26):
I want to say, eighty sevenninety maybe one bedroom bath Uh you have
a bedroom and then you share abathroom. Okay, yeah, good deal
though, it's a great deal.Shared bathroom though. You know you're sitting
there with your tickety, you know, text Valentine in the morning three one
three. Welcome to your Thursday morning. Thanks for listening. John's got a

(09:52):
room for rent if you guys areinterested in the Bulleton area, like five
seventy five eighty, you know,and the would you say, the uh
deposited? Oh gotta give it sucha grant false advertisement on the air.
All right, yeah, let's let'sup that up a little bit. I
just misheard I fall No, thatsoels like seven eighty or something like that

(10:13):
for one better shared bathroom in theFulton area. I love that. Every
time we have a better roomote andit's just we take it to the air.
Yeah, always come on. Well, we had so many takers that
was willing to do it, andthen you took the friend of the friend
or something and look where that turnedout through. I legit had people like
in my DMS like I'm seriously considering. Yeah, and it was awesome because
it's a great price, right,and there comes a point where like you

(10:35):
just need a roommate. We haveso many people that would need to move
out and we can't afford the rentto split for another bedroom, you know,
right, Do you have any leadsso far? Couple, couple,
couple, minor leads people who've beentrying to move in for a while,
but they keep saying the timing's notright. Okay, so you're kind of
going back to them, Hey,we got this place, so but again
it has your time. Actually,yeah, I hear you and wish you

(10:56):
the best of luck with that.Thanks dude. Yeah, you ever want
like an escape, you know,we can put a bed in there.
You were Brian or Jill who goesto Disneyland. If you ever need an
extra room, you don't have tolimit it full time, pay by the
night maybe, or just pay forthe month. And then you say the
night. I know it was likepay for the year. We want one

(11:18):
a four to three, my fabit is Valentine in the morning. It's
Thursday morning. There's a thousand buckscoming your way at six o'clock this morning.
This contest we're doing this money.It is called the thousand dollars Fill
up. This thousand dollars happens roughlythirteen times day and it's racimble contest.
And I will tell you, asGod is my witness, nobody plays at
six o'clock. I don't know whatit is. I'm not saying it is

(11:39):
lazy I'm just saying that we cansee who's playing, and a lot of
people might be getting ready for work, you know, getting kids up,
starting to get in their car,driving to the coffee place, whatever they're
doing. I don't know. Maybeyou're in the shower, but a lot
of people do not play in thatfirst six o'clock round. So if you're
here at six, if you're hereat six this morning, oh you got

(12:01):
a good chance. And then thatword is good for fifty or fifty five
minutes roughly until we do a differentword. So at six, we'll give
you a word. You go toone of four to three mi from dot
com, enter that word, andyou can win yourself one thousand bucks.
I was telling my son that lastnight. I go, nobody plays in
that six o'clock game round. Isaid, Colon, it's just the weirdest

(12:22):
thing. No, I said Culin. Oh sorry, I said, Cullen,
it's the weirdest thing. You forgotyour son's name. Jill was doing
a promo yesterday and we aired it. I think too right, this is
promo. It's a little piece ofaudio. It's like, hey tomorrow and
Valentine the morning, we we talkabout this and Jill called my son Cullen
like Edward Cullen from the Highlight.But I was saying, like, call

(12:46):
in with Colin, and it justcame out cullin. Oh. So if
you ever want to call my sonColin, just culling, just shortens of
the world, hey, Culin.Oh. But man, it made me
laugh every time I heard it yesterday. And what's so funny about it is
you laughed so hard. I didn'treally hear that much of a culling on
it. I thought you just kindof like give it a little bit of

(13:07):
an accent to yourself, you know, give me a call, give that
culin. So I didn't hear itthat bad, but apparently to you it
was so not my son's name.She started to have a tinkle and had
to leave the studio because you're afraidto get a peek. I didn't start
to. But what gets me isleft right. I did because I knew
I needed to go to the bathroom. But what gets me is Brian's laugh.

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That's what gets me. Then itmakes me laugh harder and then I
just lose it and you can't takeit. Yeah, it was so it
was very very funny. Yeah,that was my dream I had last night
and involves somebody in this room.Save it right after the spring. The
dream that Jill had about somebody inthis room. I can guarantee you one

(13:52):
thing. It will not be acertain type of dream. No, I
just know where what A four three? My family, it is Valenceine.
In the morning, Jill was justtelling us a few minutes ago she had
a dream about somebody in this room, and she liked to share that dream.
I have very vivid dreams, andthis was one of those that was

(14:13):
so vivid. All the feelings wereso real, the faces so real.
I recently watched Contagion for the veryfirst time, and that's how my dream
kicked off. I was in ahospital. I was working as a nurse
or something, helping people. Isthat the Matt Damon movie? Yes,
great movie, right, So hehas a daughter and the wife had passed

(14:33):
or something. So crazy. Howlike I had never seen it pre Pandy,
but like it's crazy how all ofthat stuff like basically came true in
a weird way. Anyway, that'sbeside the point. I'm helping a hospital.
People are in masks, I'm working. I run out of the hospital
room. All of a sudden,I'm in Michael Pullman's house. I'm in

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Michael's house with his wife Sarah andtheir baby, and I was like,
guy, you got to get outof here. It's the the infection is
spreading. Everybody has to leave.And Michael and his wife say they're gonna
run to dinner real fast. CanI watch their baby? So they left,
and then I had their baby andyou had Henry. I'm watching him,

(15:18):
and uh, I'm full of suchanxiety, wondering, I gotta get
out of here. I can't findmy car, I can't left. No,
I would take Henry with me.You stole their baby. No,
But in my dream, I didn'tleave the house because I didn't want to
leave with them. By the way, Michael is one of our producers,
resides in New York. He's actuallyon Zoom with us right now. So

(15:39):
this baby leave the house. Istayed there. Okay, what happened?
I woke up? But it's weird, But like, what does that mean?
It's weird? Did you look intheir fridge? Did you open up
the medicine chance or do you doanything weird in that house? Where the
whole the whole time, I'm holdingHenry. But I'm running around the house
looking for my keys trying to getout. So it looked like you actually

(16:02):
were going to run away with yourkid with Henry out. Take him out.
Yeah, and then they come homeand where's Henry? Were you?
I'd leave a note, I'd texthim. Oh those notes. Oh the
phone lines were jammed drinking TJ.Could he get through? I didn't know
what A breeze would coming to blowthe note away. That's how it works
in the movies. Why were theygoing to dinner in such an emergency?
Oh? Wow, turning this onyou, Michael, Why were you going
to dinner during an emergency? Wewere hungry? What can I say?

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It was just so weird because itwas just so vivid. I have no
idea what Michael's house looks like besidesthe room that we see him in every
day. But like, I knewit was his house. I knew that
I had his son. Like itwas strange running around trying that dream means,
I don't know. I was helpingpeople at first, and then I
was going to help Michael. Butthen Michael and his wife are gone.

(16:47):
I was still going to help thebaby. I don't know. I think
it means you've got a baby onthe way. Well, that's not possible.
Well, the hesitation breeds in anticipation. No, the pauses, you're
leaving, You're really a pause,you're leaving. Really No, I'm really

(17:11):
thinking about it. I was onJaill's team until the pause is continued.
The pause just kept happening. Man, No, I'm not. I'm not.
It's Valentine shame right like a diamond, my fab It's Valentine in the

(17:32):
morning. It is Thursday. Thanksfor turning the show on today. Appreciate
that you guys, Thank you veryvery much. If it's your first time
listening to our show, feel freeto reach out. I don't want you
to feel left out. We don'tdo that many inside jokes or anything like
that. Some morning shows I have, like all these inside jokes. You're
like, I haven't been with youfor twenty years. I don't know what
you're talking about. When you've referenceda dunkin Donuts situation, you know,

(17:52):
when you pooped your pants at dunkinDnuts. Okay, thank you, well,
thank you. Anyway, We've allbeen there. It's okay. Anyway.
My name is Valentine. This ismy friend Jill. Hello, good
morning. It's our friend John.Hey, good morning. And this right
here is our friend Brian Esperton.I don't forget about our best friend Laura
on the couch. Mord's on thecouch. We've got a producer, Michael

(18:15):
Pullman in New York City. Hello. Oh, we got to figure out
the levels of the audio there,but we do have him. Yes,
So that's our show. I wantyou to feel free to reach out at
any point. It is one offour to three MIFM. It's a fun
little morning show that we do.We're live, we're local, we're right
here. You're going to bump intous around town. We're not some big

(18:36):
Hollywood glitz and glamorous show. Sothat's what you're looking for, that's really
not us. We're just a bunchof people, a bunch of friends hanging
out some microphones, and you're alwayswelcome to be part of that. You
your family, you're all welcome.We cross generations, we cross all you
know, different viewpoints and stuff too. So this is a show that I
think you can feel very comfortable with. Please do reach out, your first

(18:57):
time listener, you boy, threeone oh four three, that's our text
line three one oh four three oneof our three MYFM. It's Valentine in
the Morning. We are going toplay two truths and a Lie coming up
next. So if you want toplay, call us right now eight sixty
six five four four my FM.You're playing for tickets to a really cool

(19:18):
show at the coliseum, So giveus a call. What's gonna happen is
Valentine, John and I are goingto give you three statements about our lives.
One of us is lying, andyou have to tell who's lying.
So you gotta pay attention. Yougotta maybe think about a story we've told
before, think about our life inthe past, who's telling them the lie?

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Or just listen real close and youcan tell by someone's voice their lives.
Sometimes some of us are not verygood liars. So color right now
if you want to play eight sixsix five four four MYFM, Paul Valentine
in the Morning eight six six fivefour four six nine three six. Jill's
got the entertainment headlines coming off.Stars are just like us. Gwyneth Paltrow
admits she has to ask her kidsto help her with something. I'll tell

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you what that is coming up Asix fifty time for today's dumb game.
We call it truth and a Lot. Yes, I thought we were all
doing it together. Really, okay? Was that something you want to do?
I would like to Okay, wecall it that's why we didn't do
it all together. And we didlike a like a beat to it,

(20:25):
like two troops and a lot.Okay, we call it truth and a
lie. There it is, goodmorning, Dawn. How are you today?
Good? Great? How are youWe're doing good? You know the
game's called to troops and a lie. You have to pick out the liar.
Are you ready? I'm ready?All right? I will start this,

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my friend. I once spent onemonth, one month at a seminary
on Fisher's Island my senior year inhigh school. I was asked to perform
at halftime of the Hula Bowl,and I held the American flag. I
haven't bought underwear in ten years?What do you think, John? Who's

(21:14):
the liar? Myself? Jill orJohn? I have to deal with John,
and I hope he is. That'sthe truth, John, you have
not purchased underwear. I have notpurchased new underwear in ten years? What
please? People are buying them beforeI graduated college. I knew someone who
worked at an underwear company and theyneeded to do a photo shoot at some

(21:37):
house that they could stage as aparty house. So as a thank you,
they gave each of my roommates palettesof underwear. And it has lasted
me ever since. You never hadto buy a new underwear. You guys
have palettes of underwear. Yeah,I mean we're going through them now.
It's been quite some time. Butyeah, were you the underwear model in
these pictures? All of us wereyet I don't know where. No,

(21:57):
you do know who is the endof underwear? It was Ethica some Saint
Patrick. Stay shoot for Ethica underwear. We're gonna somebody will find that Ethica
Saint Patrick underwear. Somebody. TheValentine Private Investigation Team has been activated.
Wow, good luck, John,Thanks buddy, I appreciate you. All

(22:18):
right, thank you? All right? What about you? Guys? Do
we say though? So? Thenthat way the next callar, the next
contestant doesn't know who's Yeah, nobodysays who's doing the line in this thing?
Right? Mine's the truth? Hereis the truth. I performed at
halftime of the Hula Bowl my seniorin high school American flights and I held

(22:40):
the American flag. Wow, sofull of details about that. I obviously
did not spend one month at aseminary on Fisher's Island. That was the
most believable one. It's actually twomonths. You imagine me being a priest.
Yeah, actually I could Emmelin,Good morning, How are you today?

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Good morning? I'm good, verygood. How do I say your
name is in Emmelin? Yes itsounds perfect. Okay, two truths and
a lie, here we go.Okay. I once played alto saxophone in
a jazz band in West Germany.I'm in the background of the Britney Spears

(23:26):
music video for her song You DraggedMe Crazy. I starred in my high
school's high school musical play. Who'sTelling the Lie? Sounds like, uh,
you, Valentine, You don't thinkthat I played alto saxophone and a

(23:48):
jazz band in West Germany. Okay, hold up, you already called it.
You already called it, so sorry. Yes, I did high school
that summer. After high school,I went on a jazz band tour through
Europe and West Germany was when ofover stops. It was West Germany at
the time. How crazy is thatunter vasen to be corrects Germany. Thanks

(24:12):
Evelyn oh Man, all right,thank you. You take care of why
which one of you is lying?I did star in our high school musical
play. I was band kid numberthree in the status quo. Okay,
now listen, all right, sohold on. It was band kid number
three, and he started, hesaid, I was in the middle of
the whole dance at one. Ithink might be calling yes on that I

(24:37):
was not in the Britney Spears musicvideo for you Driving Me Crazy. Seems
like it's plausible, like you couldhave been or something. Good morning,
Carmela, How are you hi?How are you? We're doing good?
Okay, here we go. Twotruths in a lie. I once took
my shirt off at a taping ofThe Big Bang Theory. My dance team

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competed at Nationals with a routine toall Beatles songs. My freshman year,
I tried out for the football team, but I got hit so hard by
his senior in the tackle that Iquit. All right, Carmela, who
do you think is lying here?It's a tough one. I would have

(25:21):
to go with John. That isa lie. I knew better than to
try out for the football model wasnot gonna be on the football team,
no way. All right there,Carmela, you win. Congratulations, you
got it. Para tickets for kidLeroy at the Torch at La Coliseum,
tic tons Hill Now take measter dotcom. But there yours. Nice job.

(25:44):
Oh cool, Thank you so much. He had no doubts about me
getting shirtless of the big Bang theory. I could see you do that,
so you guys can see me dothat and also be in the seminary.
Yes, he's just stripping father andJill yours is true too. Yes,

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we went to Nationals and our wholeroutine, which is a bunch of Beatles
songs, a whole medley. Ohwow, that's awesome. Who edited that
that music? I believe you did. Yeah it was me. Yes,
Oh my gosh, that stuff wasa bear. I'd have my wife over
my shoulder make it edit. Ifyou get well, listen, colonel' hangout
we'll get you all said, okay, great, thank you so much,

(26:26):
guys, Thank you left hangout.My wife was the coach of Jill's dance
team. That's how we met yearsago. Yes, it is one of
four three my fam It is Valentinein Morning, Thursday, April twenty fifth,
six forty five. Two Truths andAli, guess you kind of learn
stuff about people on our show.Here Jill a very accomplished dnswer in your
youth. Oh, very accomplished,very accomplished answer. Then also very accomplished

(26:51):
actress later on, Oh, Idon't know about that, John a very
accomplished nude model. The underwhere I'mwearing right now are from that shoot.
You know the satusport about this.I've seen his underwears. I know it
is Ethica. I don't know whyI've seen his underwor how I've seen this
man in his underwear, but Ihave. For some reason, I knew
I can picture the Ethica logo too. I want to see these pictures of
this photo shoot. They're rough,They're on rough. I think they're rough

(27:15):
to look at. Maybe, Oh, is that any saying that they're rough?
You say they're on rough. They'rehaving us like posed with some red
solo cups and like some of usare like laid out on the lawn.
It's supposed to be this Saint Patrick'sday rager that they oh, but like
drinking this episode, Patrick, sayright, okay, right, taking shots
in my culture. Are you ok? Essentially, we got to find it
anyway. I'm trying. I havedone a little search. I can't find

(27:37):
the picture Ethica. Saint Patrick saydhew, it's over ten years he said,
right, I must have been.How old are you? Maybe eight?
Ten years? Eight or ten yearsago? Flat time Randium calling you
out. I'm activating the Valentine inthe morning. Was that team I activated
to chase you down? Oh?The the investigative reporters. Yes, I'm
activating the the investigation team to beinvestigative reporters. You need to find you've

(28:02):
been activated. You need to findpictures of John in Ethica ads with red
solo cups, Saint Patrick's day,his entire frat buddies, all of his
crew in their underwear. Did youfind it? Chill? No? Oh,
and I hope this isn't John.When I'm looking at right here,
lot, is this you? That'sme? No, I'm kidding, definitely

(28:23):
ours were not that revealing. Thoseare fox are briefs? Oh? Okay,
good, you've been activated. Peoplefind these photos as surprize in it
for you? One O four threemy FM. Here's what's coming up in
entertainment headlines Copy Cops says she gota huge surprise during couple's therapy with her

(28:44):
boyfriend. I'll tell you what happenedright after Traffic one, O four to
three my SM Entertainment headlines. Gwinnettaltrohas two kids, and she says she
really needs their help to understand internetmemes. She says a lot of times
she'll see something and her son iseighteen, her daughter's nineteen, and she
goes to them to help translate thesememes. And she said one of them
that she was really having a problemwith was the I'm baby meme, and

(29:08):
she was like, what in theworld does this mean. She went to
her kids and she's like, canyou please explain to me what this means.
She finally got it, and incase you don't know what it means,
I guess it's like something about howyou have childlike qualities. You're kind
of like fragile. So if yousee a meme that's talking about I'm baby,
just know. Gwyneth Paltrow struggled withit as well, and Friends star
Courtney Cox. She's talking about atime that she went to couple's therapy with

(29:30):
her boyfriend Johnny who's in the bandSnow Patrol. And she said within the
first minute of their session, hebroke up with her in therapy. Yes,
and she said she didn't even knowwhat was coming. And they've dated
on and off since twenty thirteen.This was about three years into the relationship.
They actually went to therapy to tryto talk about boundaries, you know,

(29:52):
get some help with that, andthen the first one of the session
done broke up with her. Butshe says she's so thankful for the breakup
because when they got back together eventually, okay, it was a completely different
relationship. Oh okay, so sheneeded it for their relationship. Sure,
yeah. But they're about to celebratetheir tenth anniversary. Oh, good for
them. Best the funniest they everheard. That's like an episode of Curve,

(30:12):
isn't it. You're one minute in. Yeah, I'm breaking up with
her. I just wanted, youknow, a safe place to do it.
So you're right, Oh my gosh, I'm Joe. There are timid
headlines, all right. The Battleof Sex is coming up. You want
to play? It is eight sixtysix five four to four IVM eight sixty
six five four four sixty nine threesix one of four to three my fam,

(30:33):
it's Balenci in the morning, eightsix six, five, four to
four my event text and three oneo four three what is the most embarrassing
thing your parents do on social media? Let us know three one oh four
three My sweet mom. She willalways fall for these videos that is from
an account called mousetrap News, andthey basically just create these elaborate videos with

(30:55):
the fakest Disneyland or Disney News.And just last night she sent us this
video so excited that Taylor Swift wasperforming her first ever Tortured Poets Department concert
at Disneyland, and so she sentus this video saying, we gotta go
right and then we see, oh, dang it, it's mouse Trap News.
Always their videos. Why not lookat the heading says mousetrap News on

(31:18):
the Instagram account or something when you'rejust scrolling though she doesn't fing or anything,
but they'll show up in her feeds. So she said them to everybody,
that's why they're in the algorithm.Is this the purpose of mousetrap News,
just to get people? Yes,it's called mousetrap Yeah, yeah,
but like and I'll get excited becauseI'll see the headline when she said it

(31:40):
is the battle of the sexist.Representing the man. His name is Caesar.
He lives in Los Angeles, worksas an account's payable specialists, and
joys go to the beach with thekids. What up, Caesar? Hello,
Hello, good morning, Hello,hello, good morning. Representing the
ladies. Her name is Vera.She's from Rancho cucka manga. She works
as a learning disabilities specialist and enjoysplaying tennis. Let's here for Vera.

(32:02):
What's Vera? Hello? Hello morning, Hello morning. Here's that works?
Vera. I'm gonna ask you afew questions, Caesar. Jill's gonna be
asking you the questions. Best outof three wins. If we're still tied
into regulation, we go to aNASA tough tiebreaker question. Let us start
with the ladies. John Legend doesan egot? Winner? What does the
E an egot stand for? Emmy? That is correct, Caesar? Whoopy

(32:30):
Goldberg plays Oda May Brown? Inwhat movie? Woopy Goldberg? Yes?
Uh? Is it in gold Thoseis correct? Current scores one to one.
If you were playing a FIFA videogame, what sport would you be
playing? Vera? Soccer? Iwould have been accepted for football. Yes,

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no, it's soccer, but Iwas trying to be cool. I
would have accepted football as well.Get it, soccers, cricked Caesar.
What kind of animal is pepe lepew? Yes? He's yeah, yes,
he's a skunk. Is your dadof a tattoo of Pepe Speedy Gonzalez

(33:16):
his cousin, slow poke Rodriguez.Okay, so your dad is a tattoo
of speedy Gonzalez's cousin, slow PokeRodriguez, And underneath it it says pa
pasasa. Where's that on his body? On his arm? Oh? Cool?
Current score two to two? Whatwas the name upon Solo's spacecraft in

(33:36):
the Star Wars movies? Uh?Star truck? Oh wow? Was there
a bit of judgment from the StarWars right, But it was more of
like oh like it was like,oh, that is the worst answer there.

(33:57):
I'm sorry, me feel bad?Yeah exactly, Jill. Don't make
her feel that so sorry. Itwas like a I truly felt bad.
So anyway, Hansol is the StarWars guy, right and his Oh wait,
I'm confused. No you said StarsOh no, no, I'm sorry,
I said Star Wars. And anyways, the millennium Falcon was a ship,
the Millennium Falcon. I was soclose, very I'm sorry, Verah

(34:22):
Caesar. What boy band released analbum in nineteen ninety nine called Millennium Backstreet
Boys. That's right, fellas winCaesar, you got it. Battle of
Sex's championship certificate posted on sol sheesthe hashtag Valentine in the morning. You
share that with pride. Okay,let's go. Thank you so much,

(34:43):
guys, really appreciate it. Oh, she's walking in the room. Here
she comes, Shakira. What areyou doing there? You go those o's
again. She's on the key informedNovember ninth, takes her on sale now
ticketmaster dot com. She care,thank you very much for sappingbar I don't

(35:05):
remember when you talk Likerk DoD Well. Listen, Vera. As you exit
the stage, this moment is entirelyyours. You take it away. Congratulations.
You did a wonderful job and itwas a hard game. Thank you,
Thank you, Vera John. What'strending? So Katy Perry is updating
us about her new songs. Nevershe's winding the other American idol run but

(35:29):
she's getting ready for her next album, her next pop era, and she
said, this next song that's comingout is going to be one of the
biggest songs she's ever put out.She's really hyping this thing up. Now.
We don't know the name, youdon't know the release day yet,
but we do know it is comingand it's coming soon. New music from
Katy Perry. I'm jockilyunci that's what'straining. Good music, all right.

(35:50):
Seven twenty two it is Valance onin the morning. This one thousand bucks
coming to Way eight o'clock plus upNext, what is the most embarrassing thing
your parents do on social media?Texting? At three one oh four to
three, Anthony texted and said,my mom thinks she's talking to celebrities through
dms and that it's actually their Facebookaccounts. She's currently talking to Johnny Depp,
Bruce Ringsteen, and Michael Bolton.Are they talking back, Yeah,

(36:14):
like the real slept's talking back.No, they're not. Oh people know,
Oh, oh, I have tochange some stuff. Seven five,
one of four to three, Myfaminous valence out in the morning. Your
mom and dad embarrassing you because theypost something on social media. Maddie,
good morning, how are you today? Good morning? It's so good to

(36:37):
hear from you, guys, I'vebeen a long time listener. Well,
it's nice to hear from you too. So what is the embarrassing thing your
mom and dad do? So mygrandma actually posted on Facebook. She saw
a guy who she thought was cuteon Facebook. He had changed his profile
picture and she wanted to share itwith my mom and but so she clicked

(36:58):
the share button, thinking it wasgoing to text my mom and typed in
my mom's phone number. It justsaid her name shared this guy's profile picture,
and the caption was my mom's phonenumber, so notified him. It
showed everybody on her friends list allof her stuff. So she was mortified.

(37:22):
Oh did they ever get together?No, they did it. Well,
I thought that'd be a great endof the story. Yeah, okay,
and by the way, that's mynew stepdad. Fantastic. Oh,
I'm gonna say. Luckily, myaunt had my grandma's passwords, so she
was able to go in and fixit right right right. There comes a

(37:45):
point, I don't know, Maybewe need like a whole new social network
for older people, you know whatI mean. I don't hate that idea,
because I feel like they were testinglike an Instagram for young kids.
Test something for older folks that makesit much more simpler for them. Right,
stuff for people when they get pasta certain age. And I'm sure
I'll need it to when I getolder because because tech it changes so fast.

(38:06):
You know, it's a good idea. Thanks, Maddie, Thank you
so much. Ham a great morning. Jill's got the entertainment headlines coming up?
Welltain, I know you're a fanof the Homework movies. You love
those films, all of them.Well, there's somebody else, a celebrity
who also said that they're a fan, and a lot of fans are surprised.
Yes, I'll tell you who itis, coming up with seven fifty.
Oh okay, I can't wait.Who's my partner in Hallmark? Right?

(38:28):
Hey, Briant, what embarrassing thingsdo your parents do in social media?
My mom snapchats, which is alreadyembarrassing enough, but she will snapchat
me like three minute long videos withthese crazy snapchat filters on singing along to
songs on the radio. Well,at least she's not sending that out to
the world though, right, No, she puts them on her stories.

(38:50):
Oh is it our station? Atleast loves it? No, she is
far away embarrassing, but it isembarrassing. Tell us she can listen on
the iHeartRadio app. I will lether know. Yeah, we want to
be part of these videos. Andif she does it, you know what
will snap her back. I willsnap your mom back and send her a
fun video. She does it,she would love that. I will let
her know. Thanks. Have agreat day you guys too, Kerk,

(39:15):
good morning, Good morning. Soyou're thirteen. What does your mom do
on social media that drives you crazyand embarrasses you? She like posts like
the most random things, like allthe time. She will like go to
Starbucks and get drinks and she'll takea picture and post it. And why
do you think she does it?It's like it's a drink at Starbucks.

(39:37):
What's the point? Right? Yeah? I have no idea. And she
always like she always posts pictures thatshe thinks she looks good in but everyone
else looks so bad. Oh,okay, you need to give your mom
a character test. Okay. AndI said this on the air years ago
and helped many many people. Wheneveryou have a group photo and you look
at the group photo, train yourselfnot to look at yourself. Well,

(40:00):
first, check every other person therebefore you look at how you are and
decide to post it. You lookat everybody else first before you look at
yourself. Okay, you think youcan teach her that? Or is she
too far gone? I hope not? All right? All right, take
it to Starbucks and sit her down. Is shooting the car with you right

(40:20):
now? Yeah? Can you hearme? Yeah? Oh? One of
four three my family. It isValentine in the morning, the Elephantat'll say
it right, one thousand bucks comingup at eight o'clock this morning. Hi,
Jill, Hi, Embarrassing moments fromyour parents on social media? Go

(40:42):
ahead, I'm posting lifetime's worth ofchildhood photos that usually depict me in compromising
things like the photos with no shirton or you know, childhood photos growing
up, and then of course thelovely child than a bikini that like looks
like a little sausage and you knowstuff. What's going on? Because your

(41:08):
mom posted this is weird stuff?Yeah, the photos you thought were like
burned or something. Yeah, it'snot right, it's not right. Who
taught them how to scan a photo? They love bathrob photos too, Yeah,
yes, yes, when you youknow you're like you could save those
to your phone and keep them forhistory, but not for posting, right

(41:28):
right, And then people like,oh, little tit looks so cute.
She looks like a little sausage ina bikini. Yeah, nothing like seeing
those show up at like an officeparty or something. Why did you look
like a sausage? Because I wasa healthy child. Also like your baby.
Ye, you were in a bikinias a baby. Yeah. Yeah,
there's a lot of little you know, little baby bathing suits, babikinis.

(41:50):
Yeah. I never saw this backyardpool parties, you know, in
the little plastic pool. You know, those are beautiful, and you shoved
a little baby to bikini. Yeah, the little baby suits seems a gress.
Yeah. I have sausage baby picksof my kids. You have sausage
baby picks of your kids. Iwas a baby sausage. You were baby
sausage. I think all children are. My kid was not a baby sausage.

(42:15):
Thank you, Jill, Thanks forcalling. It's really embarrassing. Yeah,
you guys have a great day.Thanks for remighty me. Your mom's
posting the photos. See you,Jill. My one O four three my
FM. Here's what's coming up inentertainment headlines Two actors are working together again

(42:38):
for the first time in fourteen years. I'll tell you who right after Traffic
one O four to three my smentertainment headlines. Two actors are working together
again for the first time in fourteenyears. Steve Corel and Tina Fey.
They started in the movie Date Nightin twenty ten and now they are going

(42:59):
to start together. And Netflix isThe Four Seasons, which is an update
of the movie from the eighties thatfollows three couples when they all take quarterly
vacations together. And Travis Kelcey herevealed that he is a fan of Hallmark
movies. He was doing his podcast. They had a guest on and this
guest said that his wife loves Hallmarkmovies, and then Travis kelce brought up

(43:21):
the fact that he really liked LindsayLohan's latest film, Irish Wish. So
then the guests asked him, areyou a Homewark guy, Trav, And
he said, I dabble now,yeah, So Travis kelce sitting and watching
some Hallmark films just like our veryown Valentine. Well, I guarantee you
Travis Kelsey will now be in aHallmark film Once that got out, Hallmark
will jump on that fanwagon, sofast right, I'm Jill with entertainment headline

(43:44):
seven to fifty one. It's Valentinein the Morning. This is one of
four three MIFM. If you've gotsome happy news, reach out three one
oh four to three. What's makingyou smile today? We'd love to hear
it three one of four to three. And if you here at eight o'clock
you can get yourself one thousand dollars. I'm tell your daily dosas happy news

(44:06):
on Valentine in the Morning. Ifinally got my text to turn the mail.
Oh you got some money back?Yep? Shake that tail feathered.
Let me know how much money yougot. It's supposed to be around three
thousand, but I got two thousand, so I guess the other parts from
the state of California. Oh okay, so totally you'll get about three k
back. You got two coming forone and one thousand for the other.

(44:29):
Yes, good for you. Whatdo you do that money? Yes?
College, I know college yet's oppressivefor a lot of people. It is.
Yeah, No, I'm telling collegenot only taking two classes a semester,
which is up to nearly five hundreddollars. Okay, and what are
you studying to become what's your major. I'm studying criminology. Yeah, that's
good. That's always gonna be criminals, right, I'm not even surprised.

(44:53):
It won't be the first time someonetells me that. Oh, I thought
it was. I thought it wasa really good lightning wit on my part.
You know. Thanks, great day, okay, you two have a
nice day. Eight it's Valentine inthe morning. This is one of four

(45:14):
to three min them. The moneycontinues all day long, thirteen chances a
day you can win that cash.We give it that word you hop your
website little window pops right up becausemakes a fun sound, and you type
in that word. Whatever the wordwas you type it in. This hour's
word was check. That's correct?C H E c K. Are you

(45:35):
checking this check? Yeah? CH E c K. Do you guys
see h H yeah? My momsays, h oh yeah, I'm you're
an H H as well? Isa H I've noticed that too? C
H E c K. My momfrom Ireland would be c H E c
K. I am h as well. And yet we're all together. It's

(45:58):
an amazing world together. You knowan amazing world man coming up later on
this hour. What do movies andTV shows get wrong about your profession?
You can text in. At threeone oh four to three, Carrie says
that lawyers are only out for money, that the job is exciting, it
rarely is, and that we allwork in big firms and make huge salaries.

(46:22):
It is the battle of the sexes. Reps of the man. His
name is Marcus. He lives inLa works as a lightning engineer. Oh,
a lighting engineer. I misread thata lighting engineer and enjoys going to
the dog park. What's up,Marcus? Good morning, Gay? How
you doing yo? Representing the ladies. Her name is Cindy. She's from

(46:42):
Oxnard, She's retired and enjoys playingtennis. Let's hear it for Cindy.
What's going on, Cindy? Goodmorning, Good morning Cindy. Here's how
it works. I'm going to askyou a few questions, Marcus. You
is gonna be asking you the questions. Best out of three wins, Still
tied the end of regulation, wego to a not's a tough tiebreaker question?
To stow with the ladies, SuperMario bro This legend of Zelda and

(47:05):
Pokemon. I got suck. Youknow, I started the Super Mario Brothers
thing. I guess suck. SuperMario Brothers. Legends of Zelda and Pokemon
are all games by what parent company? Who owns them? Super Ma Mario
bra this was it? I don'tknow, like no, no, it's

(47:30):
a Nintendo Nintendo Marcus? What majorPokemon character is a yellow mouselike creature with
electrical abilities? With electrical ability tospeak it to Yes, you're right,
okay, guys, a board onceto nothing? If you were born today,

(47:52):
If you were born today, whatwould your astrological sign be? What
is today? It is April?Right, yes, that checks out.
Now it's a Taurus. It's aTaurus Taurus. Okay, Marcus. What
zodiac sign is represented by a crab? Uh? Cancer? Yeah? You're

(48:17):
quite good at this game. Guys, just won Wow Battle of the Sexist
Championship certificate you got posted on Solciate'sand the hashtag Valentine the Morning Share the
Friday. Kay? Cool? Andbrother, you're gonna go see JA to
the T Justin Timberly, oh Man. Yeah, and I say j to
the T because it's at the Tas well the T mobile Arena in Las

(48:40):
Vegas. You're the winner. Whatgosh, you also got a to night
hotel State one hundred dollars gascard theyhelp get their congrats. Thank you very
much, You're welcome. Tickets areon sale now at ticketmaster dot com.
Well, listeners, you exit thestage, Cindy, this moment is entirely
yours. You take it away.Thanks, you play in congratulations. Thank

(49:01):
you appreciate that. John. Whatis trending? So fans are thinking Beyonce
is going to be a surprise guestat stage Coach this year. Now there's
some big clues. Let me breakthem down real quick. There were some
ads at Coachello both weekends promoting Beyonce'snew album, Cowboy Carter. This weekend,
Stage Coach is on the same festivalgrounds, and there are a ton
of artists that Beyonce collabbed with onher album, almost all of them performing

(49:23):
this weekend. But here's where itgets good. On the Stage Coach website,
every performer list that has links totheir social media. Now, there's
one artist in particular that fans arecurious about, Backwoods Barbie, kind of
an unknown artist. You look uptheir Instagram account, there's only fifteen pictures.
It's a new page, many ofwhich when they page start, did

(49:43):
you see what it started? Itstarted a couple of weeks back. Okay,
many of the reference Beyonce and CowboyCarter. Now this account only follows
six people. Beyonce is one ofthem. Dolly Parton is one as well.
Now Back with Barbie is also thetitle of Dolly Parton's forty second studio
album. It was first mainstream mainstreamcountry record in a decade. Right,
Beyonce is forty two years old,and the most recent post says, catch

(50:07):
me Saturday night, seven pm atDiplow's honky Tonk. I have you it's
Beyonce. What do you think?Well, first off, stage coach isn't
going to hire somebody to just startan Instagram account weeks ago, So it's
clearly not somebody named Backwood's Barbie ontheir own and on all the photos just

(50:28):
says mother, this is you.I know it's you. So we're gonna
find out Saturday if that's Beyonce BackwoodsBarbie, seven pm in the honky Tonk,
I will personally investigate my You're gonnabe there, right, I'll be
That is she a mother too?Is that what they call her mother?
I know this is you. Ithought those lady dog guys the term anybody
could be mother if you love themso much, their their mother, their

(50:50):
mother. Okay, my father toanybody, Yes, your father? You
call me my father. Yes,I'm joh Kamuchi. That's just trending in
music. Thank you, John,thank you very much. Say twenty two.
It's one of four three mi fan. This is balance Oe in the
morning, one a four to threemi fam and it's Balanine in the morning.
People get it wrong about your professionall the time. Eight six six

(51:10):
five four four MIFM texting three oneo four to three Perla, good morning,
Hi, good morning, good morning. What do you do, Purla?
What do you do for a job. I'm a high school teacher.
High school teacher? Okay, whatif people always get wrong about your profession.
I feel like every time I seeteachers on like movies or shows,
they only have like fifteen kids,and somehow they're all paying attention. I'm

(51:31):
like, wow, that's nice,and so how many kids do you routinely
have in your class on average?About like thirty two? Stop it?
Oh my gosh, thirty two kids. If you have a teacher's assistant,
right, no, it's just me, just you and thirty two kids.
How do you get through to them? Well, like, maybe like a

(51:51):
third of them aren't paying attention,so like maybe a little less. What
do you teach, Perla, Iteach maths so they like it, even
a little less. Third of thosekids aren't paid attention. Third of those
kids are gonna grow up to becomedisc jockeys. We also got a text
that said that teachers never have timeto eat lunch or college grate and have

(52:13):
long conversations like they do on TVshows. That's actually pretty true. I
don't have lunch yesterday. So afterit? Oh man, well, Pearla,
let me ask you for all theteachers out there listening right now,
a lot of them probably in schoolalready. But why do you do it?
Honestly, at the end of theday, it is it is for
the kids, and also the summer'soff. Maybe. Oh I mean,

(52:36):
let's be honest, right, shereally started strong, it's for the kids.
It's for the kids, and summertimesoff. So I'm a love.
It had me a blast. Iwas supposed to finish off, right,
you can if you want you wantto finish it, go ahead. I'm
okay, okay, thanks Peerla.Of course, guys text Valentine in the
morning. At three one oh fourto three, Jill's got the entertainment headlines.

(52:59):
Coming up, Ran Gosling is talkingabout his movie The Nice Guys and
why it never got a sequel andI had to do with another film.
I'll tell you what he said comingup at eight fifty. All right,
so it's your job. What dopeople always get wrong about your job?
You can text us At three oneoh four to three, Dean says,
I work at a casino. Amillion dollars in cash is way more than
what could fit in one briefcase.Carmon said they never never replaced the correct

(53:23):
items in the red biohazard bags inther Another text says, as a detective,
I can say that on TV whena police team shows up to a
crime scene and touches things that wouldabsolutely contaminate the crime scene. I promise
that if someone came and just startedtouching things in real life, they would
probably become the murder victim courtesy ofthe forensics team. Well, who's person's

(53:45):
touching stuff? I mean you usegloves and stuff, right, you do
on TVC a lot they're like,yeah, can stuff move something? Don't
they gloves on or something? Youguys are watching like Brooklyn ninety nine for
those detectives or something. The stuffI see they've got like a little pan
or stuff and they pick up thegun with the pan to go the pen.
The pen is always clean. Oh, everybody has clean pens. As

(54:05):
a blase officer, are clean fansin my pockets all the time. I
had a stack of clean pens tolift up murder weapons. That's what I
did, all right, eight thirtyfour. If you guess want to reach
out, it is eight sixty sixfive four furfam or text in three one
oh four three. What do theyalways get wrong about your profession? People
just don't get it right? Textingthree to one oh four three one o
four to three my fam and it'sValence out in the morning. What do

(54:28):
TV shows and movies always get wrongabout your profession? You can reach out
three one oh four to three.Jody says, I have yet to see
a single TV show or movie wherethey get psychotherapy right. All the therapists
are unethical, intimate with their patients. Cross boundaries all over the place.
It makes our professions seem like abunch of unprofessionals. Yeah, that's tough.
Yes, And this says as acover band member, when singers decide

(54:51):
on the spot which song they're gonnasing, they just expect the band to
start up and follow along. Bandsneed music, whether it's full blown sheet
music or just lead sheets, theyneed something. This tex says, I'm
a plumber. I don't know ifI can read this. What does it
say? I don't show it doesn'tshow what? Oh what? What?

(55:13):
Plumbers are known to show? Crack? You can't say crack. Why can't
you say cracklumbers crack? Plummer's crack. It's like there's a guy on the
radio goes, we don't show acrack. I mean, is there an
ad that says that it's this wholecampaign? Yeah? About that though?
Yeah, just smell good whatever plumbers, and we don't. We smell good
and we don't show anything down below? Oh I know, okay, all

(55:34):
right? What else, Marion?I don't speak to animals? Oh okay,
ad, how are you buddy?Done? All right? What do
people get wrong about your job?I'm a nurse. I'm an LPN and
uh, they think that doctors.They show that doctors doing all the work,
and it's actually the nursing. That'sright. People think that doctors do

(55:57):
all the stuff, but the nursesdo a lot of the heavy lifting.
Right. And let me ask youa question because I might have this wrong
about your profession too. He goahead. How many relationships have you had
with other people at the hospital?Oh? None? Crais anatomis fibbing,
guys. I'm not let I'm notthat lucky enough. But do things go
on in the on call room sometimes? Well, I guess we don't get

(56:29):
it wronged. I have a greatone, buddy, Thanks what you do?
All right? Thank thank you verymuch. Take care of four to
three my FM. Here's what's comingup in entertainment headlines. So far,
Bridgerton has followed the exact same orderas the books that they're based on until
this next season is out of order. Why'd they do that? I'll tell

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one O four to three my FM. Entertainment headlines. Brian Gosling says his
movie with Russell Crowe, The NiceGuys, never got a sequel because of
the Angry Birds movie. He said, so much of a sequel is decided

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by the opening weekend of a movie. We opened against Angry Birds. Angry
Birds destroyed us, he said,So that's why that film never got a
sequel. What was the last timehe gets played Anger Birds? Oh?
I love when you hear a storylatest and she mentioned Angerberson One. Should
I download that again? Was afun game? It was fun games in

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the moment. That should be likethe little Top ten list. We do
the fun games for the test.Yes. And so far the show Bridgerton
has followed the exact same order asthe books that they're based on until this
new season. Bridgerton skipped Benedict's storyfor season three and went straight to Penelope
and Colin. There that's who seasonthree is going to be about. One
of the guys from Bridgerton said thatthey spent two seasons really getting to know

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Penelope and Colin, and if youwatch Bridgerton, you know we got to
know these characters. He said,We've been watching Penn's crush and seeing how
oblivious Colin is to it. That'sa dynamic that you can only play out
for so long before something has tochange. He said, this really felt
like the right time to lean intowhat's been set up with them. Oh,
but he says as far as Vennedict'sconcerned. He's such a fun character

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and such a fan favorite. We'rereally excited to play with him for a
little bit more and let him havemore fun before he settles down. Okay,
so this next season I'm excited about. He said, time to whistle
down? It is time, Yes, it is. I'm Jill with aren't
even headlines? Wet your whistles?People? Well, if you saw the

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show, you know what we're talkingabout. Well, doesn't sound appropriate for
my household. Well, don't letyour kids watch it? Okay, why
would you let your kids watch thatshow? They've only seen season one?
All right, Twitter two, itis one of four three my family,
it is Valentine in the morning.Oh it's Thursday. Yeah, ohoo,

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you thought it was Friday. No, you have something today? No,
yes, and no, I've stto do with my family. But no,
who poop poop? What? Youguys don't remember? You guys don't
know. You honestly don't know.Is it the podcast that we have to
do? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. Sometimes you're not

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in the the podcast today. Something'sgreat. Check out that podcast after the
show. We call it, wecall it Valentine overtime, and you don't
get paid for this overtime. Wewant to point that out, Valentine overtime.
We're not getting paid for it.Come on, Camuchi's like Kathylee Giffard
with those kids in the jeans backin the day. Boy, there's a

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reference. Just when no one gotthe reference. Ob all right with the
kids in the jeans. Don't evenbother someone will get it. I know
one or two people get that,but that's an older reference. You know
you're still looking it up. KathyleeGiffard, kids in the jeans. Nothing
Kathley Gifford on her son in law'stight pans. I guess as I remembered

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it may be wrong now, soI shouldn't even say this, but I
thought like she got in trouble onetime for for jeans that she was part
of that would be made in somecountry by little kids or something. Oh
yeah, yeah, that looks accurate. Okay, so there's more to the
story. You're making a really badface. It's a long article. But
no, that was a good one. That was a good joke. I

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think Brian and I make it likea really good like uh Abbitt Costello.
Oh wow, what a compliment,you know, like a straight man back
and forth. You know that typeof act. Let's take this act on
the road. Man, I'll callup Jimmie Masada and the laugh aftery get
back on stage down there. I'vebeen on stage there in years. You

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guys, give up on your mouth. I was googling Abbit and Costellos.
Stop it stopped you such a lie. No, come on, seriously,
promise a single reference from that entireI don't costello. Wow, all right,
it's nine to twenty four, oneof four to three. My family

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and his Valentine in the morning isnine forty three. Lisa Fox can be
in here at ten o'clock this morning. She will have your chance at one
thousand dollars ten o'clock. Straight up, come get dark cash, thirteen chances
to day. We're flushed with casharound here. We're printing in the basement,
printing it in the basement. Whenwe give you the money, do
not hold it up and look atit through the light or use a yellow
marker. Did you ever see peopledo that? Yes? Right, yeah,

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and so a lot of money hasthat little piece of paper that you
actually could pull out if you wantedto. You can make a little rip
and you pull out a little pieceof plastic and like one hundred dollars bill
and stain hund dollar bills and they'rein twenties two. I think the new
he ha's a little piece of paperthey put in there. It's att piece
of plastic embedded in the thing.Okay, But then you always see people
like the yellow markers doing stuff atthe bank and everything. I had a
guy one time buy a car fromUS years ago, and he showed up

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a cash it's like two thousand bucksor something like that and one hundreds.
I'm like, oh, oh girl, remember you're sure we're going on,
We're out of here. And Iran aside. I got like a yellow
marker from my desk, and Itook the yellow mark and I go,
just you don't mind, do youno? Without at all? I just
have to safety, you know.We just met and everything, and you
rolled up with two thousand cash andI took the yellow mark and I did

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it over the one hundred. ButI didn't know what I was supposed to
see, so I just did itto see if he would panic. Yeah,
like if he ran to his carand go ho, it's counterfeit.
You're busted, right, But isit supposed to change color or something?
Does they know what it does?That's it's funny you say that because it's
subway. We had someone pay withfake hundreds so many times that we had
to start checking them, really,John, but they never told us went

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to checkphill. Yeah, so youdid the same thing. We all run
a yellow marker over the hundred.Is it supposed to turn green or something?
Well? What does it do?Colored? So many dollar bills or
one hundred dollars bills that I justassume one time someone looks different, then
I know that's a fake one.Oh all right, all right? And
did you ever catch you guys who'sin fake houndies for subway subs? Never
he eats for free? The guywas using fake hundreds for subways. Up.

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We'll probably get some change. Yeah, obviously gets a change. Yeah,
it gets a lot of change.Right, Yeah, that's scared.
Yeah you do that, Jersey mics. You do not get as much change
sub way. Maybe a little cheapor something like that? Was again the
foot long? Was he getting likea small six inch? Probably like a
fatty meatball sandwich? Oh yeah,one o four to three my sm Entertainment
headlines. So reportedly, Jennifer Anistonhas signed on to produce an upcoming remake

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of the movie Nine to Five.That's all we really know, but it
is in the works with twentieth CenturyFox. Bands are wondering if Jane Fonda,
Lily Tomlin, and Dolly Parton willbe a part of this remake.
But that is all the details weknow so far. And the video went
viral earlier this month of a twoyear old little guy named Tyler and he
was asking his mom if he couldvisit Beyonce. Ye what yees? Beyonce

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sent her house Jamiel, No,we don't know her personally. We don't
know her personally. She's not I'ma friend, your friend, she's our
friend. I haven't met her.Y Beyonce is your friend? Okay?

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What can you introduce me to Beyonce? Okay? So this video got millions
and millions of views, and yesterdayTyler's mom b hosted on Instagram. Tyler
got flowers from Beyonce and a littlestuff dinosaur and the message on the flowers
said, to my friend Tyler,Wow, that's so cute. I'm Jill

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with Years later, Tyler's like,I'm going the problem with Beyonce. How
about that? Jill, thank youyou show show, John, thank you
you show your show. Brian birthFavy, show for your show. Pullman
in New York City, think ofyour show. Laura in the Couch,
Thank of your show. Nancy Rodriguez, thank you for your show. Thank
you for your show. You geta final check that morning traffic, get
out. There be the change inthe world that you want to see a

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lot of craziness going on. Treatpeople with the kindness. See where that
gets all of us. It actuallyworks out pretty well.