Parental Help And Weird Flexes

Today on Valentine in the Morning: Our listeners share some tasks that their parents still help them out with well into their adult lives, and we also hear some strange things you use to boost your street cred.


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Episode Transcript

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It's the Valentine in the Morning replay. Welcome to the breakfast table of Valentine
in the Morning. I laughed heartily. I helpe. It's respectful to say
I love you. The full showpodcast starts right now on A four three
MYVM. It is Valentine in theMorning. Welcome to your Monday morning people.
Welcome to Jill. How you doing. I'm doing doing well for a
Monday. All right, all right, you got the right stuff girl.

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Yeah, it's on the block blockfor sure. Okay, we're talking a
lot over each other. What no, where, chemistry is off. I
can feel it. This is aMonday. Yeah, I've seen it went
well. Thank you. Yeah,Danny, Donnie, Jordan, Joey,
Jonathan. We all hung out forthe iHeartRadio album at Lease party Bernadi in
the block. Can you say themin a different order or did you mememorize

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them in that order? That's messedup. No, it's a real question.
I would memorize them in that order. Jordan and I, Joe Jonathan,
Danny, Donny, what's up?What's up? Donnie? Jordan,
Joey, Danny, Jonathan flexing onyou. That's happening right there. Can
you name the members of in Sync, No, just you killer like,

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name the members Nickelback, Chad Kroger. That's it. I thought you were.
You don't know the rest of theguys Nickelback, you know, I
did when we did the show,and then, just like every test I've
ever taken, the next day,it's gone, wow, huh, all
right, well, yeah, Ihad an iHeartRadio album release party with the
guys for new Kids in the Block. That was fun. We'll let's know

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about that. I believe it canbe watched like tomorrow night or something.
I think, Yeah, it's airinghere on my offm at four pm,
okay, and then also on theiHeart Radio app for free tomorrow right,
yeah, yeah, I don't knowwhen it's airing on CBS though, and
not Oh it's not not CBS.And we weren't supposed to talk about that.
So thank you John for everything youbring to the tables. B How

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are you, buddy, I'm great. Yeah, I'm having the best Monday
ever. Birthday weekend was great.Yeah, it was fun. Honestly it
was my family came down with myparents, my sister, uh huh,
just kind of hung out, haddinner. It was great. Oh,
happy to hear that. Okay,perfect, Well, welcome to your Monday
morning. You want to reach outand be part of our show? Feel
free? Three one oh four threethree one oh four three one four to

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three, my family, it isValentine in the morning. If you guys
could be a fish, if youcould be any fish in the ocean,
what you're doing? I'm gonna aska fish question. I don't care for
this. Did you have something betteras a producer of the show. If
you could be any fish in theocean, what fish would you want to

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be? I'm curious. Ocean.Well, that's where fish live. No,
not freshwater fish. Okay, I'mso sorry. Give me, give
me a second to think about this, because I really want to give a
good answer. If you could bea fish, I want to be a
piranha, a piranha. Yeah,okay, all right. It's a pretty
hectic lifestyle, it is, butlike a lot of people are living it

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with you. Yeah, but you'reall rushing to the same spot at the
same time, begging for food.Yeah, you're you're fighting for Yeah.
You want that organized chaos, Yeah, that's a lot of I don't like
that. I like the quiet solitudechill. What about you a puffer fish?
Yeah, they're delicacy though on somemenus, but can't be poisonous.

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Can't be poisonous unless they're prepared properly. Yeah that's cute, but poisonous.
Do you always want to feel bloated? Though? It's just occasionally unprovoked occasional
constellation bloating by What about you?What fish would you be? It would
be a rainbow fish. Rainbow fish? Did you look that up? No?
I honestly I'm not one hundred percentsure it's a real thing. I

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just remember it from my son's book. Okay, all right, that would
fish. Well, I was gonnasay dolphin or something like that. But
when if you go to we'll move, I mean, dolphins seems like they
got it going on, you knowwhat I mean? That does seem unfair
that you it's like a cool shark. Well, none of you a fish?

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Yeah? Yeah, maybe it's closeenough. It's in the ocean,
right is your question? If youhave to stick to the prompt here,
what ocean being do you want tobe? Like? That's the question I
ask. I don't want to bea salmon the bear's eatom I'd like to
be some krill. All right,well here we go, Michael. Anything
you want to add to this fromNew York? Do you want to jump

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in? Or your favorite fish thatyou could be is a jellyfish? A
fish? Um? Yeah? Sure? Do you want to be a moon
jelly? Yeah? You're a moonjelly. Do you have to check on
that baby in the back round?How does that work? Valentine in the
Morning, Valentine in the Morning onefour three nineties to now. My fab

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eight is Valence out of the morning? John, What do you got for
me? Pal? I was lookingthrough the news this week and and something
struck me for a minute, andI thought this was interesting, especially if
you're trying to date right now.I feel like one of the biggest problems
with dating apps is this burnout rightdating app burnout, you go through you
get ghosted so many times. ButI think there's potential with dating apps,
like that's how I met my girlfriend, so I feel like it can work.

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But Hinge is cracking down on ghosters, and I thought this was so
important. It's about time they're ghostbustingthemselves, policing themselves. They have this
new feature called your turn Limits,where essentially you can have only up to
eight conversations open at a time onhinge Oh. I like this, So
if you haven't responded to more thaneight people, they're gonna make you either

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say that you go on a datewith them or professionally or legitimately close that
conversation. So you can't just likebe one of those people who just wants
to get validated on dating apps whereyou're just getting swipes all the time just
so people think you're cute or whatever. Like they want quality over quantity,
and this has just been a longtime coming. We're a step in that
right direction because I feel like datingapp fatigue is real. It is very

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real. There'd be so many timesthat I would delete all the apps for
maybe like two or three days.Yeah, CAYL bring it right back.
How many conversations did you just likehave open for whatever reason? Twenty thirty
just sitting there. So I thinkif you're off dating apps for a minute,
I don't want you to lose hope. Unfortunately, that's the way the
world is right now, and Ifeel like this could be a good thing.
This might get you back out thereand have some more success. That's

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good. I like this. Ihave no idea what you're talking about.
I'm glad you like it, soI'm just gonna go done glad that's happening.
So imagine we're on Instagram for datingokay, and I think you're cute
and I DM you cool and you'relike, oh nice, you DM me
and you say hey, what's upright? And then I never respond okay,
and you're like, oh, whatwas the purpose of that? And
then imagine that happens fifty six moretimes in the next week. Then a

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lot of people think I'm attractive apparentlyexactly, and that's it. And then
you never end up going on adate and you're like, well, why
why am I even on this app? And then you take a break and
that's where the fatigue comes from.But now you can only get eight dms.
Everyone has to respond on both sidesto keep it going, to keep
it open. So it's like,hey, don't message someone unless you really
want to go on a date.Why don't you guys just go to the
grocery store. Oh, here wego. I met so many of my

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girlfriends at grocery store. Delli yeaDelhi is the bob we know if you're
at the Delhi and she's getting liverwurst. You're not going to date her.
That's like an old person thing.If she's going, I'll take some of
that, you know, nice handthere at the Lacey Alpine Swiss or whatever
you go. That's my type ofgirl. And maybe you're not into monster,
I promise you. But Leilani Ifound her because I had her on

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my show. Yeah, okay,so that worked out. You know.
It was like a cheerleader day orsomething, right, what are you talking
about? Was she not adaskows cheerleader? No cheerleader, no John, She
was never a cheerleader. She wasnever a cheerleader. Dance dancing? What's
the difference? Dance teams? Doyou not want to smack him? Cheer

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teams? I believe? So?What did you have cheer teams? As
welcome up? Was a chef studio? What did you have like both teams?
But he just said dancers and cheerleaders. What's the difference? Oh,
there is a difference. But yeah, yeah. I did a show in
Dallas and I had a countdown atnight and I would invite local people to

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come host the countdown. And ofthese local people, my wife was one
and she came with other local peoplethat she hung out with and they were
in the studio hosting the countdown.As attracted to her as a local person,
and I talked to her local personcoach and exchange numbers and that's how
it all started. But there wereother local people, Oh yeah, like

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who plumbers and not many plumbers.We never had any plumbers. We did
have the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. Wehad the local Dallas Mavericks dancers. We
had the un T dance team.Huh. We had the SMU pomp Squad.
No, these are local people thatare in the community that wanted to

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represent on the radio. And thisis a million years ago. I'm a
different man. The intentions were pure. Thank you, John, Thank you.
It's one A four to three myFM. Valentine in the Morning.
On one O four three my FM. Ninety one A four to three MYFM.
It is Valentine in the Morning.I have a question for you guys.

(09:31):
My sisters are planning my bachelorette partyand they keep coming to me asking
what I want to do, andI don't know what I want to do.
And I know we talked about likeour team bonding experience that we're going
to have. Yeah, but like, do you guys have any ideas of
something fun for my bachelorette? Thefront runner right now is we all go

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see Janet Jackson. Oh, butthen I thought that's going to be expensive
for everybody, and I want somethingthat's like people don't to spend a ton
of money on. Got it?What else do you want from this?
Do you want? I just wantto hang. I just want to hang
with my best friends, fishing,fishing in a little canoe on a nice
little lake, hanging with your besties. Somebody go fishing with bottle. Please

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tie the canoes together and go fishing. You know, I get seasick paddle
boarding, Okay, let's get let'smove off the water. Okay, what
about karaoke? That would be fun? Karaoke, but that would be fun.
She thinks she's such a good singer, and she's a good singer.
No that it's going to be allabout her, and it's getta ge annoying
for everybody else. You're you gonnatake the mic the entire time all you

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ever see her in a karaoke karaokevideo. I am the first one to
say I'm not a good singer.I know, but you're not the first
one to put down the mic.I love a microphone, yes I do,
but like that's the point of karaokeand we would all take turns,
and also don't you take turns?Yes, of course, of course,
but it is my bachelorette, soit is kind of all about me.
I love spot days. Yeah,but it does get expensive too. I'm

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trying to think of some thing wheremy friends who have kids can have a
night out and we can go somewherethat's not too expensive but everyone's gonna have
a great time. Huh. Youneed to like go somewhere where you can
rent one of those airbnb's that arekind of like resorts in the back.
I've seen some that's right. Yeah, a little lazy rivers in him and
stuff you're on drinks and stuff cookout on a grill there and just you

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and the girls hanging in the pooland having drinks. I was thinking just
a like a night out type ofsituation and not a night like you know,
we don't spend the night because somany of my friends have kids and
it's hard to take them away fora month or for a month for a
night. Wow. Hell, ofa trip. What about like, I
mean, did you need like,you know, the full Monty was kind

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of that funny movie years ago andstuff like that, and they're redoing it.
I guess now too. Did youwant a because you're not really into
the weird stuff, A joke jumpingout of a cake, fireman type things.
Nothing would embarrass me more than that. I and my sisters know that
about me. If I get ninetyeight degrees to come dresses firefight yest dressed

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as firefighters, no, not achance that the degree is sure fine back
in the day. Huh, whatabout like, uh going to a oh
god, what a oh god?What going to like a theme park?
Like that crossed my mind, butpeople would have to purchase tickets and all

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of that. I thought, maybedoing a nice dinner at NAPA Rose comedy
show. Oh go have a nicedinner and then do a comedy show.
Yeah, that's a good idea.That could be fun. Yeah, you
guys have great laughs. Maybe dothe comedy show then the dinner or something
so you talk about it and nottoo expensive. No comedy shows are like
to drink minimums. That's not bad, you know, all right? Okay?

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That or the Empire strips back.Uh huh really truly? I know
I keep saying this so fun,so fun to go exactly must Is that
a saber? No? Oh,it's really that level of humor of comedy.
Oh I nailed it. Okay,you look a little bit, Harry
Chewbacca. Oh, I'll shave you. Is that what online? Too?

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Probably not. I don't know.I had nothing. I had nothing.
I tapped down on the comedy show. I thought that was a great idea.
What about like a pottery class youall go and or the pino and
painting thing. I don't drink,well, everybody else is going to want
to drink. Well, of course, and they will at your bachelorette party.
They will, they will. What'sJeff Dune for his bachelor party?

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He's not sure. He's the samein the same boat. Like we were
both like, let's just go havea nice dinner with our friends, like
we just wanted to keep it lowkey. Yeah, no, I get
that. That's kind of what Idid for my bachelor party, had dinner.
Probably we'll end up doing. Doeshe want to invite non wedding party
people to this? Yeah? Becausewould he invite us to his bachelor party
or would that be weird that Idon't know because he doesn't know you guys

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like he knows his friend. Isthat our fault? Kind of where we're
willing to come to this day?You get to know them, you know.
Don't want us to dress up likefire a minute pop out of a
cad. Yes, don't tempt us. Six twenty seven. It's Valentine in
the Morning one oh four three MYFM. It's a Monday, so that means

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we are playing the Valentine in theMorning listener feud and we need two contestants
to go head to head. Andbasically we've asked our Valentine in the Morning
listeners a question. We gathered allthe answers. You got the top five.
You have to tell us what's inthe top five. So call right
now to play eight sixty six fivefour four my FM. You want to

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play today's dumb game, the Valentinein the Morning Listener feud. Call Valentine
in the Morning eight sixty six fivefour four my FM. Jill's got the
entertainment headlines coming over. We havethat update with that random attack where Steve
Buchemi was punched in New York Citygot an update before you coming up at
six fifty, Ladies, jallet getready for today's dumb day, Today's dumb

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game. Jill is Valentine in theMorning Listener fewed. We asked our Valentine
the Morning listeners a question, Weget the answers, and now we need
you to give us the top five. All right, let's meet today's contestants.
Linda, good morning, how areyou today? Oh? Hold on,
Linda, I pressed the wrong buttonthat's on me. How were you?
Linda? I'm agree? Or areyou? Guys? We're doing fantastic.

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You ready to play? Yes?Diana, good morning? How are
you today? I'm doing really good. Good to be on with you guys.
All right, one of you soundslike you're getting shocked, but we're
going to go for it anyway.Here, so today's dumb game. Get
ready, Here we go, startingwith you, Linda. First, we
asked our Valentine in the Morning Listeners, what is the hardest profession? You'll

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get three strikes and forty five secondsanswer what is the hardest profession? What
are the top five answers they gaveyou? Think police officer? Police officer
is on the list. Yes,attorney not on the list, A judge,
A judge not on the list.Take your time now, I get

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some time left? Was it again? Teacher? Teacher on the list?
Yes, only one more strike?You got doctor not on the list.
Three strikes? All right, threestrikes? But how many right did she
get? She got two? Right? Look at that. That's not bad.
Two's pretty good. Okay, okay, Diana, here we go.

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Oh lord, Brian, please haveyour hand on the dump button. We
asked Valentine in the morning, listeners, name something that squirts? Uh,
catch a bottle? Catch a bottle? Absolutely, yes, correct, nice
job, say it again. Toothpastenot on the list, but good guess

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keep going water poset? Did yougive her that number? Two? I
think? Okay, we're taking that. So you got two right out of
you? One more something that squirts? Droppers like eye droppers, list take

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your time now, really think aboutit. Something that squirts? Come on,
I'm not sure, summertime fun?What are you doing? Oh?
No, water, No, wealready had water hose, water balloons.

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Get five seconds? I don't know. All right, Okay, well you
both tied with two. So whenwe asked Valentine in the morning, listeners,
what's the hardest profession? Number fivewas paramatic, number four, pilots,
number three, teacher, we're twopolice officer, number one firefighter.
When we asked Valentine in the morninglisteners, name something that squirts, they

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said number five, dolphins, numberfour, ketchup, bottle number three,
lemon, number two, hose thenumber one thing that squirts, a squirt
gun, a water gun. Classic. Well, that means we go to
a tiebreaker, guys or I thinkthey both should win? You both win?

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What is this this Monday Morning mania? Both of you win? Here
comes your prize. You once toget to see Stephen Sanchez at the YouTube
Theater. Tickets are out of salenow speaking about dot Com. He'll be
there September thirteenth. Congratulations, nicejob, nice job. Dana, justin

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in curiosity, which one of youhas a bomb that's about to go off
in the background? That beat?I don't know what it is. I'm
so sorry. Your fire detector orsomething. What's that beep? I'm trying
to figure out what it is.No, it's on the phone. Are
you on a handtald cordless phone orsomething? I just on my phone.

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I don't know. I'm in Milwaukee, so that I think you're being recorded
right now. You're in Milwaukee?What I don't even know. Well,
hang out, We'll get you allset up. Okay, hang out one
second? All right? Thank you? Beep is freaking me out? Do
we give a plane tickets or something? How does that work? One A

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four to three? I M itis Valentine in the morning. We had
switch Fun at the iHeartRadio Theater overthe weekend, which my friends could be
there, but none of my friendswere there. My friends all had stuff
to do. He did have disweekend. I know, you guys off
with Disneyland doing that stuff John Offat somewhere else. I got asked to
be a best man on Saturday.Oh well, what's more important? New
kids are best man? I knowthis time the best man won. Brian

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Burton going and uh having his birthday. Guys missed it though. Man,
that place, this was rock andthe iHeartRadio Theater with the new kids in
the block They are back. Thoseblockheads were just going crazy, brand new
baby blockheads being born into the newkids mania. I was wearing spanks.

(20:15):
Yeah it sucks. We were doingsome taping up in the balcony for something.
I can't talk about. But we'retaping up in the balcony before the
show and I had the spanks onand I was telling Donnie Walberg, I'm
like, these spanks are killing me. He goes take them off, like
I can't. I haven't taken abreath in thirty minutes. They're so hard.

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Yes, how do you wear that? Break it down? And it
wasn't even spanks, it with sometype of compression shirt for guys, I'm
not sure right, how good didit feel when you eventually took it off?
Though it felt great, but itdidn't feel good on I couldn't breathe.
I was trying to do the interviewlike, oh, and then it's
the Jordan Night turned over and goodyou have emphzemers like no, a fine,

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Well, shouldn't be that tight?It was tight? Oh god,
you're super tight. So I tookit off for the actual show. Yeah,
and I told the crowded I'm notwearing my spanks and they roared,
people going, I'm not wearing mineeither, but yes, let's do this.
Be comfy, so much fun.If you haven't checked out their new

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album, it's out right now.It's called Still Kids. And the song
on there is called Kids They Takingit Up time that we got with.
There are some songs on there andmaybe John I'll get into it on Friday.
There's some songs on there. I'mtelling you are gonna be like the
Bops. The songs of the summerso cool, and this might be one
of them. I don't know.And that three sixty stage was such a

(21:47):
cool, cold idea. Yeah,that was until until Jordan I sat down
at the piano. So when yousit down three sixty people can see everything
behind you. Okay, Jordan washaving a pants malfunction and blockheads weren't going
to tell them plumber malfunction or what. I don't know. I wasn't back
there, but he was giving alittle show every now and then. Kids

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behind him there. You should haveseen the smiles on the blockhead's faces.
They're like, oh my god,it's great, but just a great time,
really good show. And we'll haveto say it's not tomorrow, is
it all night? It's gonna airright here on my FM. Oh fantastic.
It's really really good though. How'syour weekend? Oh? It was
so fun. Laura and I.We were invited by Disney to go to
Disneyland to check us out, tocheck out Pixar Fest. So I took

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my nieces and my sister and theyjust had the best time. It was
so much fun. It's been areally good time. One four to three,
my FM Entertainment headlines the man whoallegedly punched Steve Boucemi randomly in New
York City going to TMZ has beenarrested. He was caught after police responded

(22:52):
to a call in NYC and theywere saying that he was kind of making
this like there was this lost property. The police report and showed an officer's
ID. They recognized the name thatthey were looking for, so it was
like, I don't know if itwas forged or what it was, but
they recognized the name. Found theguy, took him into custody, and
he is accused of assaulting Steve Buscemiin broad daylight for no reason at all.

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And we knew this film was goingto do well if it's directed by
John Krazinski, starring Ryan Reynolds.It opened in first at the box office,
making thirty five million dollars. KickingHim on the Planet of the Apes
came in number two, making twentysix million, and then The Strangers Chapter
one debuted in third place, makingtwelve million dollars, which is much better
than they expected. The Fall Guycoming in at number four, and then

(23:41):
Challengers at number five, and that'syour top five. I'm jill for there.
In taim headlines, I guess ifdidn't make as much as they expected
though. For Paramount, right,yeah, Paramount was saying that with a
movie like this, with any typeof movie that's a kid's movie, it's
not a sprint, it's a marathon. And with all the kids being out
of school for summer, they expectedto be kind of a slow thing.
We made a bunch of worldwide,but didn't meet the expectations here nationally.

(24:04):
But over the summer they're like,it'll be fine. I know a couple
of people that saw a couple ofdifferent families. Yeah, do they really?
Yes, I thought it was verycute. Rotten Tomatoes wasn't screaming about
it. I've never I've never trustedRotten Tomatoes. Yeah. The audience scores
the one, Yeah, right,I saw it. Kingdom of the Planet
of the Apes, that's pretty good. Good. How do they get those

(24:25):
people those outfits? What's going onwith that that's special effects or something.
I really, I mean, itlooks so real. I never thought about
it, Like they're not hiring likereal apes. It's gonna be CGI CGI
or something is what it is wherethey track your face and maybe, hey,
if anybody knows that stuff, ifyou're smart, you're working the bear's
three one four three. I justrealized because it looks so many I'm like,

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and it looks so real, likeI do. That'st in curiosity.
Battle of sex is called now fatmean, it's battle once that in the
morning, almost seven o'clock. Afew seconds away from that, we'll get
of that thousand dollars. My wifewas funny after a New Kids in the
Block the iHeart Ready album release party, she was like, we went out

(25:07):
for dinner and just her and IColin at stay at home and went out
for dinner, and she said thesweetest thing. She's like, you know
what, when I was back inhigh school, somebody told me in high
school that one day I'd be marriedto a guy that'll be hosting this mini
concert and interviewing the New Kids inthe Block. She goes, I never
would have guessed that. You knowthat moment back in high school when she
was into the New Kids, youknow, that was her age group back

(25:30):
then, and just the idea thatone day that would be her husband on
that stage with the new kids inthe block. I thought that was so
sweet. Yeah, that's great.Now those weren't her exact words, that's
I think that was the intention.She goes didn't have this on my Bengo
card, but I think the intentionwas I think so too. I really
thank you seven oh seven. Itis Valentine in the morning. This is

(25:52):
one of four to three my FM. Good morning too. It's Monday,
May twentieth. May gray out there. That's going to burn off this afternoon,
but kind of like May gray throughoutthe entire week. I guess,
right, Chael, Yes, you'reright. I'll wee. It's gonna be
a little cooler this week and thenespecially this weekend too, which I'll tell
you I mean that will be likethat for a bit of time and then
full throttle summertime. That's how itworks. If you're new to Sokel,
We'll get to stuff for a littlebit and then bam, sunshine's gonna come

(26:14):
roaring in. It's gonna be likeone hundred degrees, like what happened?
Where'd that? May Grego or theJune Gloom. Now's July Fry. That's
good? Thank you? Right true? Yeah, July Fry right, May
Gray, June Gloom, July Fry. Yeah, August, I got nothing.
Don't put me in the spot.August is like the word orange.
Don't put me on the spot.Okay, come up later on this hour.

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As an adult, what's the mostabsurd thing you've ever asked your parents
to help you out with? Thisis a trend on TikTok right now where
people are posting their text conversations withtheir parents and they're in their twenties their
early thirties and still asking for helplike this one's my favorite. This girl
sent a photo to her dad ofa handyman working on what looks like like
her laundry room, and she wrotedo I stand here with him or walk

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away? And the dad responded,just let him know you'll be in the
living room or wherever if he needsanything, and she goes, Okay,
I did it. So it's like, you know, you're asking your parents
to help you. God it that'sthe future of our country right there.
I have so many more example.So funny. You can use yourself too,
because I know you've been there manymany times. I've been there.
We'll get those. It is abattle of the sexes. Represent the men.

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His name is Gabe. He listeninggood and the gal works as a
high school teacher. Enjoys playing basketball. What up, Gabe? Hey?
They good morning, hap Monday.Everyone got it? Representing the ladies.
Her name is Teresa. She's fromRedlands. She works as a pharmacy technician
and enjoys reading. Let's hear itfor Teresa. What's up, Teresa?

(27:48):
Hi, Good morning Teresa. Here'show it works. I'm gonna ask you
a few questions, Gab Jill's gonnaask you the questions. Best out of
three wins, still tied the indof regulation, we go to a that's
a tough tie breaker question. Letus start with the ladies. Who was
the musical ga on SNL this pastweekend? To a no, Sabrina Carpenter.
Gabe. Who was the host ofSaturday Night Live this past weekend?

(28:15):
The host, Oh, I haveno idea. I'm going to guess Ben
Affleck No, Jake jillen Hall.Our current score is zero to zero.
Teresa what is the chemical symbol forgold? Ay? You don't know,

(28:38):
are you? How do you knowthat? I have no, I can't
remember any of that stuff. Wow, Gabe, what is the chemical symbol
for potassium? Potassium? I'm gonnaguesses. Oh, it's a letter K

(29:00):
you guys getting ready for a summerschool program or something unusual battles. Letn't
stick out to me learning in school? Okayum, gold I was imagining Golden
is like this New Yorker is justhey, you are walking in that.
I remembered it is all that theproblem. We're gonna remember it now.
Yeah. No, we got it, We got it, We got it.

(29:21):
Current score won nothing, Ladies.In the movie of Latin, hey
boo is? What kind of animal? Hey boo is? What kind of
a monkey? A boo? Well? Whatever? You know what he's in
my head? Ladies, Ladies wentnice job, Theresa. Congratulations. You

(29:42):
want to Battle of the Sexiest Championshipcertificate posted on social use the hashtag Balentine
in the morning and share it withpride. Thank you so much. You've
also won a pair of tickets tosee Jennifer Lopez at the Kia Forum on
July eleventh. Tickets are on salenowt ticketmaster dot com. Congrats, Thank

(30:03):
you, nice job Teresa, nicejob. Well listen, Gabes you exit
the stage. This moment is entirelyyours. You take it away. I
should have I should have paid attentionin chemistry clouds. I'm a good week
week everyone. Thank you so muchfor me. Thank you. We appreciate
you. John. What's trending?So this weekend was the season finale of
SNL. We had a Jake Chillenhallhost and then the musical guest was Sabrina

(30:26):
Carpenter. I'm working. She performedthis one right here espresso, along with
a medley of feather and nonsense whereshe's famous for doing these special outros for
each performance, so she did wanfor SML too. We'll throw some clips
on our Instagram in the stories atValentine in the morning, I'm John Kimuchi.
That's what's training in music, allright? Coming off at eight o'clock
this morning. We do have onethousand dollars also up next. As an

(30:48):
adult, what is the most absurdthing you've asked your parents to help you
with? This? Sex says Ihad to ask my parents if I have
a green card, and they informedme that I was, in fact a
citizen of the United States. Theyweren't sure. They didn't know. They
had to check in my fam.It's aboutins in the morning as an adult.

(31:11):
What is the most absurd thing you'veasked your parents to help you with?
Amanda texted in and said, Ialways ask my mom to fold the
fitted sheet. She can fold itas small as it comes in a package,
and mine comes out like a giantball, even though I follow all
of her instructions and watch YouTube videos. Then this other text, I'm going
to read you the exact text conversationbetween this person and her mom. So

(31:33):
this person wrote, what's the addressto my doctor? Am I taking any
medications? Are you going to textme what to say to them? The
mom responds with, you started coughingten days ago on Saturday. That night,
you started a ni quill. Youwent to the urgent care on April
third, and then you told themthat you had allergies. They prescribed you
flow nase in prescription allergy medication.I sent you two pictures of the medications.

(31:55):
Both did not help, so youwent back to tickniquill. I mean,
this text goes on on and onand on, and that person's a
grown person. Yes, they're anadult in their twenties. Was that you?
That was not me, but itwasn't far off. My mom did
have to call to make my doctorsappointments told me when I was in my
twenties. One of four three,My Fami. It is Valentine the Morning,

(32:16):
seven twenty seven. Good morning,thanks for joining our show today.
The most absurd thing you asked yourparents to help you with, LORI go
right ahead. Well, I wasso proud of myself. I had purchased
the condo all on my own attwenty eight years old, and it was
the first time I had ever livedalone. Unfortunately, I came home one

(32:37):
day and there's a giant spider onthe wall. And when you would live
alone, there's no one to helpyou. So I immediately called my dad
and said, I need you tocome get the spider out of my house
now, and he's like, yeah, I'm seven hundred miles away. It's
he's seven hundred miles away. Youexpected your dad to get in a car
and drive to you to get herto that spider? Oh yeah, oh

(32:59):
yeah, we are? You gonnasit there and spider watch the entire time
until he got there. This isthe embarrassing part. I spent three hours
getting the spider to crawl onto ablanket so I could kick the blanket outside
and shake it off. Oh mygod, to this day, I have
not lived the story down. Areyou sure the spider got off that blanket?

(33:19):
Oh? Geez. It was eitherthat or take a lighter to the
house. Some of your dad neverdrove the seven hundred miles right? He
did not, No, but ifhe had been next door, he would
have. Thank god. All right, Las calling Jill's got the entertainment headlines
coming. Oh. Jeff Daniels sayshe was told to not do Dumb and
Dumber because of one particular scene,but Jim Carrey helped him out. I'll

(33:40):
tell you the story coming up atseven to fifty. Countless times as an
adult, you would call your momand have her make your doctor's appointments.
Right. I had a full on, full time job working here on Valentine
in the morning, and I wouldtext for everything. Yes, you're a
grown person. You're totally adulting everythingelse in your life. Really, you're
adulting. You've already purchased your homefrom you on my own call my mom

(34:00):
or il text her during the show. Can you please call doctor Naidoo's office
and then make me an appointment forone point thirty? Now, what was
the deal with you not wanted tocall a doctor's office make an appointment?
I think the nerves, the nervesof what them going? What time is
it like to come in? Itwas weird. Had no problem talking to
all of you right here, hada problem calling Sandy at the front desk.

(34:21):
So you can make an appointment Sandy, doctor Nadhu's office. What can
I do for you? What canI help you with? I would freak
out myrm. Just hello about it? Yes, ma'am? Hello, what
can hi? Hi? What canI help you in? Hi? This
is Jill's mom. Jill's mom putJill on Jill's twenty eight years old put
Mama, I'm happy to report now. Yeah, I make all my own

(34:42):
appointment so proud of my mom.Probably hasn't made my doctor's appointments in maybe
eight almost ten years. I haven'tbeen to the doctor in eight almost ten
years. You're afraid to do too? I just I don't know what to
even ask guys, Like, whatdo I say? This is going to
be a This is hold on,this is not a not a thing.
It's a thing for the two ofyou. I don't know is the thing

(35:04):
for anybody else? Three one ohfour three. Let me help you out.
Let me teach it now. Beingthe elder statesman of this show,
i'm's a little bit older than theseguys, right, I'm good at making
appointments. You call, They're gonnaanswer the phone. Doctor Wilson's Office.
Can I help you? I knowwhat you're doing? No, you go?
Can you Hi? This is JohnKimuchi. I'd like to make an

(35:25):
appointment doctor Wilson's Office. Gonna helpyou. Hey, this is John Kamuci.
I was hoping to make an appointment. What today would you like to
come in? Oh? The soonestavailable? Soon? IS's available? Okay?
I have tomorrow at one thirty.That be okay? Yeah? What
do you need from me? Well? Has anything changed in your your insurance
requirements? Probably everything? You knowwhat your COPE is? I don't even
know what that is. Should yousend us over a copy of your SAG

(35:46):
after an HR card? Where wouldI find that in your wallet? My
wallet? I don't have a wallet, just carry my credit card and my
idea on my phone and that's it. You know what, You're probably gonna
be okay. You're a young guy, don't worry about visiting a doctor.
John, you should make it andyou'll be okay. Is it really freaking
out calling dude? Yeah, it'sbeen eight to ten years since you've had
a doctor's appointment. Also, like, don't know how to find a doctor?

(36:08):
Now, I'll help you with that. I know that. I know
that now. One of four tothree my m it is Valentine in the
morning, eight sixty six, fivefour four MYFM text and three one oh
four three, Oh my god,John, sounds like my celebrity clients.
Another text. Uh. At first, my mom made all my doctor's appointments

(36:30):
that the Navy told me when togo. Now my wife makes all my
appointments. I'm forty nine. Istill haven't made an appointment. It's the
thing. It's a real thing.I've all starts of health problems. I
should be going to the doctor's often, but I just can't call a doctor's
office. John and Jill struggled formany years to make a doctor's appointments.
John still doesn't. It's totally athing. I haven't gone to the dentist
since I've been off my parents' insurance, so I don't know who to go

(36:52):
to or how to do that.I have great insurance, by the way,
that you don't cause you're not usingit. I have great insurance,
by the way, but I canmake all the appointments for my kids.
This is not for me one hundredpercent of thing. I hate making appointments
to myself. I started making appointmentsthat I was in high school so I
could skip school. That was sorry. My husband's been once in the last
fifteen years only because I booked theappointment drove them there. It's a thing.

(37:14):
Neither of my sons have been tothe doctor since they last saw their
pediatrician when they're eighteen. Now they'rein their early twenties. Why is this
the thing I don't understand he keepscoming in. Doctor's appointments are a thing.
If I can't do it online,it's not happening. You can simply
go online and find out what doctoryou can go to. It's on the
back of your insurance card, allthat information right there, so you can

(37:36):
find a doctor that way. Theyhave a doctor selector type tool. I
mean, just make an appointment,you call him up and go I would
like to come in and see adoctor. I'm also like scared I'm gonna
be hit with some bill. Ialso don't know what to ask for.
Like people are just like you shouldgo see a doctor to like check in,
And then I'd call and be likelike what am I checking in for
your annual physical? Like every yearyou need annual physical. So you're just

(37:57):
going to get checked up. Youmight have high cholesterol. Didn't even know.
It might be something in your bodythat you want to keep an eye
on. I don't know. Butthen I'm scared they're gonna be like,
oh, do you want to checkyour blood work too, And then I'll
say yes, and then it's afat bill for a couple thousand or whatever.
You're not gonna get a feel fora couple thousand dollars that's covered under
insurance. That's your annual exam.You're getting blood for it. You're okay,
you know, like my doctor letsme know, like, okay,
we're going to test for this.Just so you know, this is not

(38:20):
covered by insurance. It's going tobe this much money. They might tell
you that my doctor does. Oh, now you're pro look at you now
before it is mom, call andmake my appointments. My doctor says,
you know I'm gonna run a CBCon you, and I know exactly what
that is. I can totally callfor your get up here. Do you
go to the doctor? Lare haveyou done that since you've been here in
the States twice? Twice? Okay, so good for you. Terrifying why
never going back? What? Iactually had to have my boyfriend's parents make

(38:44):
my appointment for me. Oh,why does your boyfriend's parents make the appointment
for you? They're in the medicalfield, and I was like, I
don't know what to say. Idon't know what to do. How do
I even get into a doctor inthis country? And they're like, we'll
handle it for you. You justcall up and god like to make an
appointment. They go what's your name? And they put down a time and
you come in and do it.There's just so many questions, and then
insurance is so confusing and you gotto fill out all these forms and then

(39:07):
don't even get me started on ifyou want to go get pharmis like a
pharmacy or a chemist like go intoan r V and ask them for medication.
You're going to a CVS or somepoint, they'll ask you so many
questions and I'm just trying to getsomething behind the counter that was gonna help
with a cold, and it waslike an interrogation. I was like,
I'll just I will self soothe.It's fine. So true, guys,

(39:31):
I thought this is gonna be atough Monday. You've made my morning already.
Thank you. On A four threemy FM, here's what's coming up
in entertainment headlines. You may haveseen a headline that the NFL was basing
their schedule off of Taylor Swift's tour. Let me tell you the real story.
I'll have it for you after trafficone four to three my SM entertainment

(39:52):
headlines. There's this theory going aroundthat the NFL took Taylor Swift's eras to
schedule into consideration when they were tryingto figure out their schedule for the games.
It's not true. The fact isTaylor's tour is going to be going
on at the same time, andshe's playing the stadiums where the Dolphins,

(40:14):
the Saints, and the Colts playthis fall, so the NFL had to
make sure those teams were all onthe road on those dates. But people
were thinking that because she was playingin Toronto the same time that the Kansas
City Chiefs were playing the Bills inBuffalo, They're like, oh my gosh,
the NFL is doing this so thatTaylor Swift can come to the games
to be there when Travis Kelsey plays. But the fact is that's simply not

(40:36):
true. They just had to makesure that when she was in town playing
those stadiums, those teams had tohave away games. And Jeff Daniels and
Jim Carrey start together in Dumb andDummer. But Jeff Daniels is saying that
his agents told him not to dothe movie, especially because if you've seen
the movie, that one scene he'sgot a little bit of a stomach issue.

(40:57):
He's in the bathroom like that wasthe scene they were most nervous about,
and he was nervous about it too, But Jeff Daniels said, Jim
Carrey actually stepped in, right,it's gonna be great. You just have
to go all the way with itall in. He ended up doing it,
and he said, you know,that scene is probably gonna outlive all
of us. It's still gonna befunny in forty years. Right, but
at first he was really nervous todo the movie. That's great about being

(41:19):
nervous makes you a character actor inthat moment could have made it for real,
right that too? Yeah, I'mJoe there, Davin Headline seven fifty
one. It is Valentine in themorning. This is one of four to
three min fam thousand dollars. Philipcontinues, Your chance to win one thousand
dollars coming up eight o'clock this morning. Diana, what do you ask your
parents to help you with? Okay, I got a house two years ago,
congrats, and I they don't ask. My dad just comes over sometimes

(41:45):
and he starts plowing out weeds andtrimming trees. So then now whenever I
do need it, I'm just like, I invite my dad over for breakfast,
and he just starts doing it all. So, your dad's coming over
mow in the lawn and all thatstuff just because you feed him and because
he loves you. Yes, Oh, that's aft a nice of him.
Do you have a lawnmower yourself?No, So the guy's gonna bring a

(42:07):
lawnmower in the back of his truckor something. Yes, Well, tell
you that's love. Yeah, well, well, you know, like brand
new homeowners. Before I lived inan apartment and we don't I don't own
those kind of tools, and likeshovels and stuff and shovels. What do
you think you have to dig tocut your lawn? That's it? Oh?

(42:29):
Well, I don't know what's onthe what's on the breakfast menu?
Are you making it worth his while? Yeah? Like pancakes, all kinds
of stuff. I always have hiscoffee, pancakes, all kinds of stuff.
Really sounds like you grab some bisquickand a little bit of water.
Are you a Crusty's girl? Iam? I know. Thanks Diana,

(42:52):
Thank you guys. Love your show, love yours too. There's one thousand
dollars coming your way. Eight o'clockthis morning, one A four to three
MYFM. Here's your daily dosas happynews on Valentine in the morning. Oh
happiness is my wife finally came backfrom a four month trip? Oh wait
wait sorry four day trip? Sorry? I had to survive four days with

(43:14):
my wife out of town, takingkids to and from school and then said
sports events, yeah, herstels.I had to make dinner. I had
to get them dressed. Oh mygod, it was hard. It felt
like four months in it. Itdid, it did, it was.
This was actually last week. Shecame back on Fridays, but thank god
I didn't have to go through theweekend. Thank god. Man, we
get an American hero on the phoneline right here. Ow to be an

(43:37):
American? Oh god, yeah,No, it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing talking
to you guys about this. AndI know people do this every day or
their every day, right right,they do it every day. They're they're
the real heroes. I just hadto survive four days vint all of those,
which was the most challenging. Dinners. Dinners are next to impossible because
most kids have afternode activities and youcannot You cannot make a dinner, and

(44:00):
then trying to actually hold down ajob is also hard to It's hard.
Yeah, people get it done though, But I know what you're talking about.
There was a young lady doing mymakeup at the iHeartRadio Theater on Saturday
night for this new Kid's the Blockalbum release party, and she's got a
five month old baby girl, andshe was getting out of there, I
think like seven o'clock. I wasgoing to stage just seven, So I
said, just go get out ofhere. We're not going to need you

(44:22):
after that. Get home, andwill BAP time be done for your girl
When you get home, she goes, oh my god, No he can't
do that. No, no,no, he's never done that. I'm
not sure how many of my kidstook showers in bad last week, but
you know what, we've all hada shower and a bath going back to
school on Monday, so I thinkthat's good. Everybody's alive and well right,
that's all you can say. Theywere fed dominoes. They have contributed

(44:45):
to the feeding, but that's o'say. And I'm pretty sure nobody got sent
to the office for wearing the sameclothes multiple days in a row. There's
a positive you did great, keV. You're an American hero, buddy.
Thank you for your service. Itry. Thank you. Guys. Love
here talking to you every morning beforeyou go. Kevin, did you tell
your wife how much you appreciate herafter all this? She knows she knows

(45:06):
I get her coffee every morning.Tell her to I will. She knows,
she knows I love her, Sheknows she gets she gets my fam.
It is Valentine in the morning,you can catch the iHeartRadio album Lose
Party of the new Kids in theBlock, the new album Still Kids Tomorrow
here in Maya. F haven't moredetails about that. We taped it over
the weekend and during the rehearsal,you know, Donny Walberg's up there.

(45:29):
They're all dancing around doing their stuff, and I was in the pit.
There was a whole pit around thiscircular stage, which is amazing, so
it was in the round. Thisshow we did at the iHeart Theater,
which I don't know if we've donethem in the round before. It was
really really cool, so everyone gotto gather around the whole stage and stuff.
So during rehearsal, I mean,I've done these guys for a number
of years, hadn't seen them alltogether though in eons. They're up there

(45:52):
rehearsing and Donni Wahlberg is coming pastthis part where I was standing off to
the side and I'm just bopping.I'm bopping everything show. I'm bopping,
I'm singing, I'm dancing, enjoyingyourself. And you could see him like
take his hand to his forehead tokind of block out the lights that were
in his eyes to go who's thisperson that can see just totally going crazy,

(46:13):
bopping around whenever else like camera crewand stuff, just getting their line
of sight set for the show.And he's like, oh, okay,
it's a middle aged man. It'sjust bopping and going crazy, right,
very funny. And then so there'sa couple of call and repeats they like,
may me here? So yeah,and I'm like, yeah, the
only guy in the crowd, theonly person doing it because it's a rehearsals

(46:34):
appreciated. He actually, you knowwhat, he loved it. He thanked
me on stage later on for doingthat. Like, guys, this guy's
a real blockhead. During rehearsal,he knew every word to every song.
It was going nuts. That's gonnaair tomorrow here in one of four to
three mile four pm afternoon, itis the Battle of the Sexes reps in

(46:58):
the men as name is Jason.He listened to Bah, works at Pee
teacher, enjoys playing fickaball, Whatup Jason? Hey, how you doing
guys? Com recory sending the ladies. Her name is Rohonda. She's been
testin. She works as an underwriterand enjoys watching movies with the family.
Let's hear it for Ronda. What'sup? Ronda? Hello morning, Hello,

(47:20):
Hello morning. Here's that works,Roonda. I'm gonna ask you a
few questions, Jason, Jill's gonnabe asking you the questions. Best at
a three wins, still tied intoregulation, we go to a not so
tough tiebreaker question. Let us startwith the ladies. Lenny Kravit starred with
Jennifer Lawrence in what film franchise?Take a guess? Hell, Oh,

(47:45):
Hunger Games is correct? It cameto you way too late. Hunger Games
is correct, Jason, according tohis nineteen ninety eight song what type of
woman does Lenny Kravitz want to stayaway from him? Oh boy, American
woman? Yes? Good job,all right? Current score, guys up

(48:08):
one O. Yellowstone National Park islocated in which US state? California,
no, Wyoming or a little bitof Idaho and Montana as well. Good
Shadow Chance and Sassy are two dogsand a cat in what nineteen ninety three

(48:30):
movie, Oh Boy, Shadow Chancein Sassy the dog movie? Oh More
Bomb, You got buzz You guysgotta talk faster. This guy's very fast
on that buzzer. You gotta getyour answer and just spit that thing out.

(48:50):
Man, all right? Current scoreguys up one O gotta gets rid
of the men win. Here wego. Originally Amazon only sold what kind
of product electronic no books. Itwas a bookstore an online bookstore back in
the day. Oh that means fellaswin. What up Battle of a sexist

(49:16):
Championship certificate? You got it postedin soulci use the hashtag Valentine the Morning,
share with bright. Okay, it'sawesome. Hey, thanks, guys,
really appreciate it. And you geta period of tickets to go see
Lenny Kravitz in Las Vegas Adoby Theaterlive at a Park m Gym on October
eighteenth. You also get a twonight hotels day Park m GM angela gas

(49:36):
card. We're helping you out here. Just announce Lenny Kravitz Blue Electric Light
Las Vegas takes over Dolby live atPark M JAM this October eighteenth, twenty
six. You will be their congratulations. Awesome, Thank you guys, you
got it. Well. Listen torondas you exit the stage. This moment
is entirely yours. You take itaway. Well, congratulations on the wind

(49:58):
and for letting me play. Ireally enjoy listening to your show, and
is it too early to ask tobe on the Christmas card list? To
your God? No people ask inJanuary. It's absolutely ridiculous. Yes,
you're on it. You're on it, Kep Jill's look at all the stamps.

(50:20):
John was trending. So last weekValue you told us that Red Lobster
was unfortunately going under. Well,now there's this online presence for Beyonce to
save Red Lobster. Back in twentysixteen, Red Lobster, Red Lobster saw
this sales boost when Beyonce mentioned itin the lyrics to her song Formation that
spike was so big that some ofthe bosses were considering naming their Cheddar Biscuits
to Cheddar Bay Biscuits. Now theRed Lobster's in trouble again. Fans are

(50:44):
commenting like crazy to Beyonce right now, saying, for the love of all
you can eat shrimp, Beyonce,please just mention Red Lobster and I save
it, right, I need tosay Red Lobster, so they're not going
down without a fight. There,I'm John Comuci. That's it's turning on
socials. Hey, Applebee's got anice push A few years back as well.
All right, yes, oh fromyes, you know what I'm talrying
about some maybe red lobster. Maybethere's something here, Maybe there's a way

(51:07):
to save them. Amc got savedby a bunch of guys on a Reddit
Walker Haze with Applebee's Walker Hayes withthe apple be song. Right, Yes,
it's a chance to save these iconicrestaurants. Or stop doing all you
can eat shrimp that might help youout too. Coming up? What is
your weird flex something strange that youcan brag about? Text in at three
one oh four to three. Thistext says I can fall asleep anywhere and

(51:27):
in any position. Another tex saysI've had two kids and I can control
my bladder without any issues. Nancysaid, I can write upside down and
from right to left, print andcursive. I can also write with both
hands. And then this text saysI can crush a cantalope with my thighs.
We sent your check you he cancrush a cantalope? Have you seen

(51:50):
him do it? A twenty five? It is one o four to three,
my famy, it's balance out inthe morning. Shout out to my
beautiful wife. Lay Lonnie driving ourson to school. Colin sixteen years of
age. A love you, buddy, have a great day at school,
and hi to all your friends aswell. Hi Colin, Hiley, Lanni,
Hi Colin Hilly, Lonnie, Colin, Hayley, Lennie. Hey,

(52:15):
oh my gosh, my wife wasdoing Hey Donnie at the new kids in
the block, a little flirting.I think there might have been. I
think there might have been if youlook at the photo that she posted.
First, Joey mac walks past backstageand she wanted to meet the new kids,
right, so all right, sneakybackstage gets back there, says snuck
her backstage and everything, and I'mintroducing her. You know, Jordan walks

(52:36):
past, Jonathan walks past, Dannywalks pass and stuff. This after the
show then you know, Joey Mackhas passed. And I've known Joey a
really long time. So we're chattingfor a bit and then we take a
picture. It's nice picture, verynice, and I'm in the photo.
Then if you look at the DonnieWalburg photo, her and Donnie very close,
cheek to cheek, I look likesomebody in the background, right that
popped up right, y'all you lookeda little photoshopped in. I'm not gonna

(52:58):
lie honestly, like popped up upin the background. You know when you
see somebody taking a birthday photo andsome goofball at a different table pops up
like in the photo. That's whatI looked like. They got a little
close and I got kind of croppedout by lighting and everything else. It's
one of four to three my famand it's a valance out in the morning.
What's your weird flex? Something strangethat you can brag about? You

(53:20):
can text us At three one ohfour three, Casey said, none of
my wisdom teeth came in. They'remissing. They're not under my gums or
anything. I'm guessing it was agenetic trait. My sister only had her
top two wisdom teeth come in.This is my weird flex. Francis said,
I haven't owned a television since nineteenninety seven. Oh my gosh.
Leslie said, I've massaged a man'sheart manually for ninety minutes in the operating

(53:44):
room and watched him walk out ofthe hospital three weeks later. Does that
mean they were pumping the heartest?So that means massage in the heart yes.
I mean, obviously it's not liketherapist. Okay, no, no,
you're you're keeping it, you're pumpingit basical yet yeah yeah wow.
And then Michael Winn said, I'venever had a cat and I sat on
Arnold Schwarzenegger's lap when I was fifteen. That's a weird flex, Yes,

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Anonymous, Good morning, How areyou today? Good? How are you?
We're doing good? What's your weirdflex? What do you got?
I mean, it was scary atthe time, but it's kind of a
cool story now. But we wereon the Universal Studios tram tour that crashed
a few weeks ago. Stop it? Are you okay? Yeah, we're
okay. Yeah. Didn't some peopleget like minor injuries and stuff in that.
I feel like they downplayed a littlebit, but yeah, yeah they

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did. Oh my, and you'reanonymous because you signed something as soon.
Yeah, well we have representations.I just don't. Oh, all right,
so we leave that to the sidea second. Okay, Oh my
gosh, though, So how scarywas that for you in that tram crashed?
It was? It was scary.I we it was. We were
there as a family. So yeah, without divulging too much, I do

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have young children, and so itwas uh yeah, not the day we
expected to happen, right, ofcourse, where was it? Where was
it going past? When it happened, it was about to go into like
the Old West, like little Spanishand then Old West part of it.
So we're going downhill right right whenyou like turn to go down that hill
there? Oh man, yikes.I was like, wonder if it was
like when you go past Jaws orsomething like that, something like really scary.

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You were right on the backside ofJaws. Now we were on the
backside of them. We could seeit. Then you guys get tossed into
the lake with the shark or something. I know that would have been horrible,
right, So I'm glad it wasn'tthat. Goodness, glad it wasn't
that. Yikes. What's your favoriteride at Universal? Though? Oh man?
We really are Disney people, truthfully, But yeah, you might not

(55:34):
be saying that. If this thinggoes to any litigious areas, keep that,
keep that out. But what areyou gonna say? What's you favorite
ride over there? Probably Jurassic Park. I really liked that. It was
a tram tour, truthfully, Butyou're all right, So it's not the
trams or whatever. I gotcha.I know it is a lot of fun.
Actually for me, it's like HarryPotter. Harry Potter. For me,
I could ride that thing all daylong. I love the Wizarding World
of Harry Potter, I really do. Yeah. What a weird flex So

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that you were on the the accidentthat happened on the tram. Oh my
gosh, yep, yep. Wellis your family okay, glad? You
guys are okay, right, weare, Yeah, we're we're I mean,
yeah, we're a little banged up, but not as bad as others.
So it could have got you.Oh yeah, it could have been
worse, right, Well, thankyou for calling in. And I don't
know what to say because you're anonymous, and you've got things you've got going
on in your life here, andI'm also a fan of Harry Potter,

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and I want to get the skipthe line pass one day. Thanks Anonymous,
have a great day, be safe, Thanks you okay, bye?
Text Valentine in the morning at threethree, Jill's got the entertainment headlines coming
up. Courtney Cox says that MatthewPerry still visits her and guides her it's
a really special story. I'll tellyou what she said coming up at eight
fifty. Okay, Chloe, youare eleven years old. What is your

(56:45):
weird flex? I could cry oncommand? Oh? Come on, so
you can make it sound like you'recrying too on the phone, you think?
Or what? Yeah, I kimChloe. Are you a big fan
of Valentine in the morning? Yeah? I am. How does it make
you feels? To make you emotional? Chloe? Makes you very emotional?
Yeah? And when you hear Valentine'svoice come on the air in the morning,

(57:08):
it's joined by Jill and John andBryan and the whole crew and everything,
and Laura pops in and goes,no, how does that make you
feel inside your heart? Chloe?It makes me feel pretty normal. What
happened to crying? Where's the cryingon commands? Yeah? What happen to

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cry? Chloe? That's so great. You gonna have to hurt my feelings.
Oh I have to hurt your feelings. No, we can't do this.
This is a dangerous game. OhI can play this game. I
will start believing her real quick.Hey, Chloe, so your last test
scores, My last test scores?I got a ninety seven on my bow

(57:53):
cup tests. Yeah, where werethe other three? Chloe? What happened
to you have the three points?It's not Valtado, I'm like a bird.
It is one O four to threemile fam This is Valentine in the
Morning tomorrow here on one of fourto three MIFM at seven o'clock tomorrow night

(58:15):
the iHeartRadio album release party for thenew kids on the Block. They've did
a brand new album called Still Kids, and they're fantastic. The crowd went
wild. This is all in theround from the iHeartRadio Theater. If you
ever get a chance to see ashow over there, please go. You'd
have so much fun. This istheir new song called Kids. Don't they

(58:38):
take it up? Such a greatvibe to this album. There's an eighties
of months to the album, butit's brought up now very present, kind
of like what the Weekend was doingfor a while there, right, and
the guys are on point. Theywere having fun, The fans are having
fun. There's new fans coming totheir music too. And this is like
one of the original boy bands whenyou think about them, that R and

(58:59):
B flavor they've had after all theseyears, that pop sound that they bring
to life. It was just agreat show and I'm so proud of all
of them. They're all different pointsin the life too. Jonathan's building farmhouses
in New England. Oh really,Yeah, he's got a show. It's
really good actually, and they're allabout to eat. Donnie Walberg obviously doing
his sting the blue Bloods and stufflike that. Joey maximanew some acting work

(59:20):
lately. They've all got stuff goingon. Jordan's Pikes was still there.
Danny's still incredibly buff. Okay,he's ripped that guy, and they do
all these moves and you'll like it. You're gonna like it. Valentine hosted
and you can hear the whole thingBrown Night, seven pm right here on
My Open. I had no idea. I couldn't tell. I hosted to
make sure he was clear. Ourguy was there. Tune in. Oh

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and they're gonna come by the studio. All five are coming by the studio
too, sit down on our showas well. We might give way tickets
to be in studio for that oneoh four to three MYFM. Here's what's
coming up. Entertainment headlines. Adelehas big plans when her residency is done
in Vegas and it doesn't have todo with music. One four to three
my FM Entertainment headlines. Adele hasbig plans after her Las Vegas residency is

(01:00:15):
done. She was on stage Fridaynight in Vegas and she said, once
I'm done with all my obligations andall of my shows, I want to
have a baby. Said I wanta girl because I've already got a boy.
Said I feel like she might bethe person I love the most in
the world, but also probably hatethe most in the world. She goes,

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this is what I feel. Whathappens, She's gonna put me in
my place all the time. Thenshe said, with me as her mother
and Rich as her father, she'sgoing to be a bossy little queen,
isn't she so. Adele hoping foranother baby after her residency is done.
And Courtney Cox she was on CBSSunday Morning yesterday and she talked about her
spirituality and she says that she stilltalks to people in her life who have

(01:01:00):
passed, including Matthew Perry, herfriend's co star. She said he was
probably one of the funniest human beingsin the world. And she talks how
She talked about how he visits hera lot. She said, he's just
so funny. He is genuinely havinga huge heart. Obviously struggled, but
then Courtney Cox said, I'm sothankful I got to work so closely with
him for so many years. Hevisits me a lot. Then she said

(01:01:23):
that she feels like her mom,her dad, Matthew Perry. They're guiding
her and she says she definitely thinksthat Matthew Perry is around for sure.
I'm Jill with her and Tavin Headlines. John Mayer posted a picture the other
day of Bob Saggott for his birthday. Bob Saggett's passed a while now,
and I was thinking about him too. I'm like, oh my gosh.
You see that pictures pop up yourfeet. It's Mayor and Saggott together and

(01:01:43):
they were really tight friends. Andyou're like, oh my gosh, that
person's past too. You know,it's weird. Eight p fifty one.
It is Valentine in the morning.This is one of four three MIFM.
There's a thousand bucks. It's comingyour way at nine o'clock this morning when
you win that cash. If you'rehere at nine as you rolled into the
office, or maybe you're still inthe road. Wherever you are, you'll
have a chance at nine o'clock forone thousand dollars on MYFM, John was

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trending. This weekend was the seasonfinale of Saturday Night Live. Yeah,
Jake, Jill and All hosting,and then the musical guest was Sabrina Carpenter.
She performed this press so this oneright here at Dell just came out
and said this is one of herfavorite songs right now. She also did
a medley of feather and nonsense.She's famous for doing these outros for those
performances, so she had a fewfor us and l as well. We
threw those clips on our Instagram.At Valentine in the Morning, I'm John

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Comuci and that's what's trending in music. One of four to three MIFM.
It's Valentine in the Morning. Ohjust crawling out of bed. Here at
Kimuci's fraternity house is that song playsevery Saturday morning they climb in bed.
They all listened to Dasha bedding Field. Funniest thing ever. So we are
doing some graduation shout outs. Ifyou want to surprise your child graduating from

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high school or college, or maybea promotion to the next grade. Do
me a favorite. Open up theiHeartRadio app and then search one O four
to three MYFM. When you dothat, make sure you hit one A
four to three MIFM. And whenyou're listening to one of four to three
MYFM and the iHeartRadio app, it'slike a little microphone icon. You can't
miss it. If you tap that, you can send us a thirty second
voice note directly to the studio.It would sound something like this, Hi,

(01:03:14):
this is Jillian Ascoto listening to youguys in Silmar. I wanted to
give a graduation shout out to myniece Delilah, who is graduating from preschool
and about to go to TK.I love your dittos. Happy graduation.
So then we'll play those back inthe radio throughout the graduation season. Here
she sounded fun. That person soundslike she's too close to the mic,

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and she she was, well,see, she was doing it on her
phone, and she's from what Ican tell by that woman's voice, she's
used to talking into a microphone,you know, very close to the microphone.
So then when she was doing thison her phone, listening to the
Free iHeartRadio app. Her her mouthwas a little too close to the phone,
a little too much. You know, let's focus on did she say
Delilah? Was that the name ofthe grads? Yes? Yes, Hello.

(01:04:00):
My name is Asria Garcia, andI would love to celebrate and honor
my three sons. Aiden Vosquaz,who will be graduating with his associate's degree
in journalism from Riverside City College,Aaron Vosquez, who will be wrapping up
his junior year at Colony High School, and Elijah Vasquez, who will be
graduating eighth grade from Grace Yoakle MiddleSchool onto High School. So proud of
you boys, I love you.Sasa Garcia knows how to use the microphone

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quite well. Yeah, that's notreally good. That's not a great rejecting.
You know, I know who knowswho that lady was. I ran
no idea who that's right? Soanyway, the Free iHeartRadio app. Open
that up, search twe O fourthree MYFM, follow us and you'll see
a little microphone icon right there.Click that it comes right to our studio.
We'd like to put a bunch ofthose on the air throughout the graduation
season, Feel free to do that. Surprise your kids too. One more

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thing. They can be listening andall of a sudden they hear mom or
dad, or an aunt or uncleor somebody saying Hey, congratulations. One
O, four to three my smentertainment headlines. The new Harry Potter baking
show is coming to Food Network laterthis year. It's called Harry Potter Wizards
of Baking, and each week,competing bakers and pastry chefs are going to

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create food items inspired by these bigmoments and themes from the Harry Potter films.
And what's really cool is they're goingto be given access to the actual
film sets like Hogwarts and the Platformand the Bank too. So that will
air later this year on Food Networkand over the box office, If came
in at number one, making thirtyfive million dollars. This film was directed

(01:05:26):
by John Krazinski and starring Ryan Reynolds. Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
came in number two, making twentysix million, and then the new movie
The Strangers Chapter one made a betterthan expected twelve million dollars. I'm Jill
with their ninetayment headlines Bill Think forYou Show, Thank You for your show,
and thank you every show. Thankyou for your show. Reimburt,
thank every show for your show.Like a pullman in New York City,
thank you for your show. Lauraand Keuch thingvery show, having absolutely fantastic

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This, as I understand, isthe last week for this particular contest.
After that, who knows what noisecould pop up. I don't know.
You never know. You never knowaround here, you never know. But
you can win that one thousand dollarsat ten o'clock this morning, right here,
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