Dumb Dumbs And Thievery In Comouche's Court

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's the Valentine in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Replay Welcome to the breakfast table a Valentine in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
I laughed, heartily, help.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Us respectful to say I love you.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
The full show podcast starts right now.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
On A four three. My Family, It is Valentine in
the Morning. Good morning, Jill. How are you today?

Speaker 5 (00:21):
A lot harder to wake up this morning than it
was yesterday?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
What?

Speaker 5 (00:24):
Yeah, I think I was really excited. Yes, yeah, and
then so adrenaline was pumping.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Okay, the creative Jesus for fluid okay.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
And then today it hit me, It hits you, this
is life.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Wow, that's depressing, right, She looks at my face and goes,
Then it hit me, this is life.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
This is what I'm doing there.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
I had some choices to make, and I made the
wrong ones, and now I'm sitting across from you guys
for another year.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
No, definitely made the right choice. The the thing about
having a vacation is we have very weird hours doing
a morning show. Anybody who's up at this time does,
and so on vacation, I was sleeping in till ten ish,
going to bed like midnight.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
You know that was my mistake too. This is such
like an interesting sleep schedule to get accustomed to. And
so I normally go to sleep at seven or eight
and then like I felt it start to get later
and later as the break when and by the end
of week two it was like eleven pm twelve every
day and I haven't woken up at like this time since.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, you never get used to it. I've been doing
this for years. You never get used to it. You're
always one step away from death. Oh god, no, you
never get used to it. Yeah, brought you have a
bad schedule with younger kids and stuff like that who
don't go to bed on time. Then you get up
really early yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
And it's hard seeing all these this like life advice
and Instagram and stuff, and it's like sleep is the
most important thing in muci. Send me your cycles about sleep.
If you don't get say, there's nothing I can do.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
So when you send me this article John Komuchi, it's
like it frustrates me.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
My sleep app machine doesn't work. I have to try
and figure out that thing out. It's not working. The
machine works, but it just doesn't work for me.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Weren't you going to get a new one?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah? I have to go see some doctor get a
new noseguard or nose piece or something. I don't know.
I have no idea, but it's never worked, you know,
so I'm looking for something easier. I have some friends
that started taping their mouth. Shit, I've seen that on there.
It's big right now. Yeah, it's dumb, I would think so.
But because well, because if you're a mouth breather, they
call it. I guess you're supposed to breathe through your

(02:27):
nose versus your mouth.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
I'm like, it's so bad. Like on TikTok, they will
do anything to scare you. It adds because they want
to sell some of them. Some of them are like
showing studies of what your skull will look like if
you're a mouth breather, and how it makes you uglier
because your face gets bigger and your jaw gets bigger
because you're breathing through your your mouth more often. Yeah,
and they're like, that's why you need to buy this,
because once you sleep with it for a couple of months,

(02:50):
like your skull will reset.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Good God, But they have that thing for guys to
like a really hard gum or something you chew that's
supposed to make you have a more defined jaw line.
It was strong gum. I think teens were chewing it
because they wanted to define jawnline. Yeah, they had no teeth,
but the jaw line was fantastic.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
Okay. I've seen those like little nightguard cleaners or retainer cleaners,
and they say that if you don't use that specific cleaner,
if you just use your toothbrush, your teeth are gonna
fall out, right, you need to use like that one
little cleaner.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
My retainer or mouthguard rather is so dirty. It's disgusting. Really,
it's so bad. I haven't put some of those stuff
you buy the story, you spray on it, everything like that,
just to get rid of bacteria. I just got to
get a new one.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
But like you know, and you're still wearing it.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, your mouth, it's my mouth. I know where it's been.
What's doing buddy?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
How are you? Man?

Speaker 3 (03:43):
I was feeling fine Now I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
We're doing good. We're doing good?

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah, No, I guess I kind of agree with Jaill
that yesterday it was kind of a little exciting to
come back.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
We thought it was yesterday. If I'm honest, I think
all your troubles they seem so far away.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
God, that's poetic.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Man. Yeah, it's beautiful. Thanks very much. But now now
good morning to you one of four three my family.
It is Valenceine in the morning. Hey Miranda, good morning.

Speaker 6 (04:27):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
How you doing.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
I'm good.

Speaker 7 (04:30):
How are you doing?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
All right? Doing all right? What's new in your life?
What's exciting for you this morning? Oh?

Speaker 8 (04:35):
Well, we just closed on our forever home on New
Year's Eve.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Wow, that's great. On New Year's Eve. You're forever home.
Where's it at?

Speaker 8 (04:42):
It's wow, forever home.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
How many homes have you looked at?

Speaker 8 (04:51):
We looked at probably over a hundred homes and probably
put on six offers and.

Speaker 6 (04:58):
It was wild.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
It is terrible. Yeah, that's crazy. One hundred homes, that's nuts.

Speaker 8 (05:03):
And we got outfitted on a lot of them. So
it's a it's a hard market out there.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Right right here, yauza. So what are you calling in
for today? What's going on?

Speaker 8 (05:12):
So they let me know that you needed to know
some information on a flagpole?

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Oh wow, I mentioned this on the show. My wife
has been pushing it at a flagpole for our front
yard and I don't know why. I don't know what I.

Speaker 8 (05:24):
Really think you need one, and you know, I'll give
you a wife ten dollars to start the fund for
the flagpole.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Why do I need a flag hole?

Speaker 8 (05:31):
On Amazon, they're only like one hundred and twenty nine
dollars for a twenty five foot pole.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
WHOA, that's great.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, but you got to put it in the ground.
You get it to cement. You can do all that stuff.
Probably it's a hassle, but that's not hard.

Speaker 8 (05:44):
You just dig a hole, put some cement in it,
put the flagpole up, and it built itself.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
It's not hard to dig a hole and put some
cement to do that. Seems to have the flagpole in
there and it'll hold itself up.

Speaker 8 (05:56):
I definitely think you should get a flagpole.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Are you putting in a flag poll your forever home?

Speaker 8 (06:01):
We are? I actually just bought my husband one for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
You got him a pole for Christmas?

Speaker 9 (06:07):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (06:07):
I got him a flag pole for Christmas?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Is this something you've just gotten? Did he ask for it?

Speaker 8 (06:11):
He's been wanting a flagpole for a long time. But
we lived in an eighth ala before, so we couldn't
put one in. So now that we don't, we could
put one in.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
I'm trying to think fag flagpoles are in for twenty
twenty five based on what valid and maybe three or
four times last year, no bites. This year he mentioned
it one time they were like ten texts.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Okay, yeah, so this year flagpoles are in. I think
flagpoles are three weeks ago they weren't.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Ye, is an American flag the only thing flown on
this flag pole?

Speaker 2 (06:42):
What's it?

Speaker 5 (06:43):
Is the American flag the only thing.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Flown at the top. Yeah, if you're flying anything else
that has to be beneath the American flag. Okay, I'm
an American, all right? All right? Maybe I fly the
California flag. Maybe I have a second flag pole and
I fly the Irish flag and people think it.

Speaker 8 (07:00):
Or you can have you can have a three flag
pole and have your United States flag, your a California
flag and then you're Irish flag.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Good god, lady.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
And you have to bring them down every night?

Speaker 2 (07:11):
No, no, don't you have to have a light on them?
Then if the American flag is up and now you
have to have a light on it.

Speaker 8 (07:15):
Yes, but they do have flag poles that already have
the lights on it.

Speaker 6 (07:18):
So it's easy.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
God, why are you people so obsessed with flagpoles.

Speaker 8 (07:23):
I hope your wife hears this conversation and buys you
a flagpole off Amazon tonight.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
I'm gonna send there a link.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Really, that's what you're gonna do to me. Can you
see my wife a link for the flagpole? Yes, even
though you know I don't want a flagpole in my
friend yard, that's what you're gonna do.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
Why don't you want one because.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
I'm not the post office, I'm not a government building.
I don't ever ranch.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
I didn't know that we people did this at houses.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Don't It's a thing. Okay, you go down the street,
there's gonna be one house out of Like, I don't
know how many of this flag bowle people put them
on their house all the time. At a flagpole in
the middle of your front yard, that's like you gotta
have a piece of property for that or something, you know.
That's what I think. And she's got a forever home
now it's big, all right, Marina, hang on, I want
to get your information. I want to send you nice
little housewarming gift tank tight once.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Text Valentine in the morning.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
We had a fun day yesterday. We'd just stick around
after the show because John Peak wanted to have a meeting.
It's the first day back for like everybody, and John
Peak wants to make the day as long as possible.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
Our boss, you know, we just needed to ease back
into it. But no, it was easy, right.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
How dare they I know? I mean, yeah, they give
us paycheck, we're supposed to job and everything. But how
dare they think we don't want to ease back into something?

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Come on, was an hour after our show, thank you?

Speaker 2 (08:41):
You know, come on, what are we gonna do just
sit around here and eat chips waiting for a meeting
to happen.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
And that's what we did, Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
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in the morning. If you want to reach out, text
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Speaker 5 (09:04):
Me?

Speaker 2 (09:04):
I have me, me me, who's your preset? Number one preset?
I mean it's got to be my FM? Come on,
gotta be my APAM.

Speaker 8 (09:11):
Come on.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
With the new iHeartRadio app. You can set presets on there,
kind of like a car radio. It's very very cool.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
I don't want to sound like a corporate plug just
because we work for iHeart right, But I will say
this redesign of the APPEAH is the coolest thing I
have seen in a long time. Really, like I feel
like it has really needed it. Like I'm not just
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I love the rebrand of this app. I think it
is so efficient and so effective. It brings the fun
back to radio essentially. I think it's so cool.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
I know, I know, I know. But I was like
in the meeting where they were showing us how to
use this new app, and I was like, ohould you
do that meeting? I was like, what, that's kind of genius. Yeah,
I was out of town for that. Like these guys
were on it like they didn't mess around. No. I
love just the presets alone. I think that's fantastic too. Yeah,
because it is like your car radio. Then you hit
a button, it pulls over station.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
Who's your number two?

Speaker 2 (10:00):
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Speaker 3 (10:02):
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(10:56):
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Speaker 3 (11:03):
You know whose podcast that is?

Speaker 2 (11:04):
No, it's Bob. I want to some publicity, A nice try,
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Speaker 10 (11:15):
Morning Valentine in the morning. What four three my FM
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Speaker 2 (11:25):
It's beautiful things it Oh, my family, it is Valentine
the Morning. I want to tell you about a movie
I just saw recently, and this is just a plug
for me because I'd see it again. It was a
great movie about a great singer named Bob Dylan. What
you forgot the name?

Speaker 5 (11:43):
I did not.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
It sounded like you were Bob Dylan. Why is she
losing it?

Speaker 5 (11:49):
It didn't it seem like today of the movie Dylan
or something.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
I don't know what is it? Complete unknown? Yeah? Whatever,
it's about Bob Dylan, right.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Okay, you were talking about it yesterday like it.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Was we craned out Dylan a vacation like a bunch.
Really yeah, I'm a.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Big fan of his especial like his later stuff. Incredible,
really like his most recent albums. I think there's some
of the best stuff that's ever been released.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Seriously.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Oh yeah, Rough and Rowdy Ways is his I think
most recent one.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
But anyway, Yeah, do you know that Newport Folk Festival
is still going on?

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Really, that's what he was involved in the founding of.
You know, when he went there, he really put it
on the map. Was already there, but he put it
on the map even more. Then it was gone for
a little bit of time for a number of years,
and it came back and it was in conjunction with
the Newport Jazz Festival and it's a really big thing.
But he is great, Oh my god. And the guy
is Chalaman, this dude. He did a great job. And
what I liked about it too, because I don't know

(12:47):
enough about Dylan, maybe you could tell me this. I
don't know enough about him. Now. I dig the music.
I'm into it. I'm all gassed up John, And the
movie didn't concentrate on the ups and downs of like
a decade of this dude or something in drug use
and alcohol abuse or whatever and everything. It was just
about him and the music and a very small window
in his career. And I thought it was kind of cool,

(13:09):
so you didn't have to go through this whole arc
of like and then the guy did drugs, and then
he didn't do drugs and he did booze and I
don't have enough Dylan did that. I'm assuming he did,
But you didn't go through that whole arc of this
is a bad guy, he's good guy as a bad guy. Whatever.
It was just a shot into us, did you see John? No, No,
I've just heard. It was very much like you're describing. Yeah,
just a quick shot into his career for a period

(13:31):
of time without the full picture, you know, really interesting. Yeah.
I really liked it a lot. And then so the
whole like vacation because we saw it before vacation. Our
whole vacation. We're just you know, walking around, had black
sunglasses on a lot. Yeah, And I was like, yay,
do you guys want to get breakfast? A kid got

(13:52):
into it, My wife tried to do. It didn't sound
the same when she did it. You know, it's just
a little weird, but I recommend it. It's called a
complete unknown, is it for sure? Yeah, that's right, nailed.
Something's gone a hold on me, La.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
No.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
One of four to three, My fam, it is Valanceine.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
In the morning, when I was gone in Japan, my
friend's son watched my house and on New Year's Eve
he sent me a video and he was like, I
don't know what happened. There's drywall on your bedroom floor
and there was this teeny tiny little hole in my ceiling.

(14:35):
Now I have heard squirrels running across there, you know,
on my roof for years now. They're they're constantly on
my roof. But something is scratching and burrowing through the
roof and they're trying to get into my bedroom. And
so he puts some tape on it, because I was like,

(14:56):
do whatever you can do to like seal this hole.
I would hate to like have a mouse running around
the house reado or something. So he put some tape
over the hole. Well, last night I slept there. You guys,
this is some type of beast that is on the roof.
I don't think it's a little mouse, Like it's gotta
be a squirrel or like a monstrous raccoon or bobcat.

(15:20):
It's something.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Don't you have two cats that should be chasing whatever
it is.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
That's what I was hoping the hole take your cat.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Guard cats, they I thought they just like hit another rooms.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
I didn't know they would know the mice and stuff critters.
You got a guard cat for the family. We trained
guard cats here at guard Cat International. Do you ever
see a guard cat at the airport?

Speaker 3 (15:52):
I don't think that the exists, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
They don't against mice, for sure, definitely guard cuts. Yeah
about this possum or whatever's up there, but anyway sends
me off to my h way. Luckily is outside of
the house, so it's their problem, let's hope. But I
don't know. They say, because it's inside, it's gonna be
it also seems.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Like your problem. I'm just saying, if something's going to
attack you from the room and I can't what it is, like,
what is this beast?

Speaker 5 (16:20):
And you'll definitely something big.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
I don't think it's that big. It just sounds like
something scratching.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
Come over tonight, get in bed with you, and then
you tell me what that beast is.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Okay, Jill.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
By the way, people are keeping a list of some
of the things you say. Oh no, someone texted some
of them in and that there's a running list of
some of the No, I don't think you think I
can repeat them?

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Can I see them?

Speaker 9 (16:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Let me pull it up because it used to be
like said them. I know you said them, but it's
funny again.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Maybe you should read them first because they're very you
said them on the air.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Oh no, maybe not. Maybe I can't read any really, no,
I can't read any And you said all of these
on the air. Lately it's been bad.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
I know.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
I really don't mean you're off to a good start.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
I know.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Congratulations, you just say the darnedest things. Kids in Jill
never work with them. They say the darned thing.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
You can just read it like all one thing. Would
that make it better?

Speaker 2 (17:33):
You go ahead, you go ahead, take a look at
that and tell me if you can read that.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
My gosh, I said you did. I remember all. I
remember well that when I.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
Was talking about Dick van Dye. That's why there will
be sometimes and I'm in the shower and I'm trying
to do that very last part of that yodel, and
it sounds nothing like the cred Ferries' twe oh four three.
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Speaker 1 (18:37):
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Speaker 2 (18:42):
Got that win. Today's gonna be so oppressive. You've heard
all about it. Be very careful. The weather across the
country crazy, some big storms in the East coast. Dallas
could get twelve inches of snow. We haven't seen like
wins like this in over a decade here in southern California,
which seems odd because we had that tropical storm slash
hurricane at that point. But I guess we haven't seen
these crazy Santa Anna sustained winds in a long time.

(19:04):
So sunny, windy today, this will go through. I guess
the red flag morning through Thursday. National Weather Service has
described the windstorms life threatening and instructive. GUS could reach
eighty miles an hour. Isolated gus could top one hundred
miles an hour in mountains and foothills. Fifty one into
ward day forty nine in Orange. I was kind of
dancing on the road a bit this morning. We talked
about coming in your card. Was dancing in the road

(19:26):
a bit. Yeah, So watch out stuff. Jill does have
the entertainment headlines coming up.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
The ratings are in for the Golden Globes from Sunday night.
I'll tell you all about it coming up at six fifty.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Are you gonna read any of her jokes that she
didn't do on the air. Oh, if you guys haven't
heard this, I think we should do some on the
air like six fifty. Yeah they're good, Yeah they are.
I think they're getting you could read them because you're
a female and I'm not okay, and these are her jokes, okay,
and then we won't get in trouble for.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Him, right, Yeah, that makes sense?

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Yeah, it really. I don't know why. I thought it
was about to make sense in my head and then
it just happened, Spaina, not making sense. We're trying to
figure out. A couple minutes ago, Jilla talked about what
was up in our house, scratching, making noises, all this stuff.
Something was eating into our house. It's like a little
hole in her ceiling. It's just thinking it's some of
their roading or.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
Something like, Yeah, some plaster fell to the ground and
there's this tiny little hole and there is something above
my bedroom. And I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Marla, what do you think it is? You've got an idea.

Speaker 11 (20:26):
I think it's raccoons.

Speaker 8 (20:28):
Guys, you're good.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
They're the worst, those things you corner a raccoon look out.
Really yeah, they're the worst.

Speaker 6 (20:35):
But there's so cute things telling you, oh go ahead.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Now he's just saying they're cute. It wasn't going to
be much for the conversation, Marla. It was like a
two year old goes, oh, there's a cute it.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
It's annoying that, like they're so mean, because things that
shouldn't be that mean, right, No, they really are mean.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Go ahead, Marla, Oh, I.

Speaker 11 (20:52):
Just wanted to tell you. On Sunday evening, my TEENA
and I up in their bedroom, we hear all this
It's about eleven o'clock. We hear all this commotion up
on the roof, and I'm like, what is going on?
What's up there? So then I opened the window shade
look out, and I see these pause off to the
side of the window, and then this little head pokes out.
It is adorable, but I screamed, and then it like

(21:13):
poked its head back. I'm like, what the raccoon? And
then it just came down and went right across the
window and jumped off the roof. And then later on
there was more activity. So I believe it.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
You think it's a raccoons. She just got up there. Yeah,
it's something with a claws, So it's either squirrels or raccoons, probably.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
Right, something big, just based off of how loud it was, right,
And I'm worried that if something was to fall through
when I'm not there, like let's say the hole gets
bigger and it is a raccoon and it falls into
my bedroom. Are my cats gonna be okay? Will they
be able to send them?

Speaker 2 (21:46):
No? Oh no, I will tell you a story real quick,
Marlon may back me up. And this is not my story.
It's a friend's story.

Speaker 12 (21:54):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
They called like the fire department or somebody to get
a raccoon out of their lawn your room, right, Okay,
you I get the raccoon. It's in the laundry. Can
you guys come get it out? Then know who to call.
So they called them and they go, it's in the
laundroom right now, and they go, yeah, I've got my
dobermen in their garden.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
It.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
They're like, get your dog out of there. Oh no,
Because raccoons, you have to think like a lot of
our animals, you know, they're just animals. They're they live
in their little house and they're warm all the time.
These animals that live outside are fighting for their life
every single day, you know. So like when a coyote
is chasing a dog or chasing a rabbit or whatever,
that's its dinner. It has to do that every single day,

(22:31):
so it knows how to move, and it knows how
to you know, weave and duck and do whatever else,
because that's it's life. Domesticated animals don't know that stuff.
So your kiddie cats are not going to know how
to defend themselves against a raccoon.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Maybe like this raccoons like not doing well in the wild,
and that's why he's trying to come into your house.
He's like, I'm not fit for this whole defend for
myself thing.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, John, I bet that's correct.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
I like that raccoon.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Yeah, yeah, go fight it yourself, you know what I mean?

Speaker 11 (23:00):
Okay, we had three three cats and our cats for nowhere.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
When the cat's just ducked out, right, yeah, more than
likely your cats will just be like to go hide somewhere. Yeah,
you know, and the raccoon's not going to go looking
for a fight.

Speaker 5 (23:15):
Probably there's not there's not much room for them to
go anywhere, Like they're just going to be just upstairs
and right, there's nowhere to hide, right.

Speaker 11 (23:24):
So the pack so it's get inside. Yes, yes, that's
what we looked up for, Like why are the raccoons
on the roof? What's going on? This is odd? And
my team looked it up and it said that right
now is mating seasons. So they're trying to just get
an addict wherever they.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Can a little privacy. She says, that's right. I mean,
if you're doing it as a raccoon, come on, you
don't want the whole world watching, right, you're on YouTube.
What are you gonna say, Jill, to wrap this up?

Speaker 5 (23:50):
The packing tape that I have that's over the whole
right now. Yes, I'm very worried that that's not going
to keep it up if they keep going.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Right, And so you were you were thinking the hacking
tape would stop them when they've already come through the
wooden roof.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Well, I thought it was maybe a mouse.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Right, And you thought that would stop him when it's
already chewed through.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
Yes, there was a tight little hole, but as I google,
it says that rats can fit through a hole the
size of a dime?

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Rats? Can you? Rats are small?

Speaker 9 (24:16):
No?

Speaker 5 (24:16):
I'm very through.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah, something's up there, get it taken care of. Long
story short, all right, Marla, Hey, thanks for an update.
I hope you're doing well your raccoons.

Speaker 10 (24:24):
Okay, Oh love.

Speaker 11 (24:25):
You guys so much. I'll listen to you every morning.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
You're awesome, love you to thank you very much. Six
point thirty seven eight is one of four to three mifm.
What's that money starting in Brian on Monday? Monday? It
is coming back the thousand dollars Phillip right here, one
of four to three mifm A grand basically all day
long for you.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
But my FM, I guess and rich Sabrina.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Carpenter, that's feather. It is one of four three, my
fam it is Valentine in the morning, six forty four, Tuesday,
January seventh. Here we go, guys, look at that Tuesday.
We're already getting through this thing. The wind is going
to screw all of us though we are doomed. This
wind is really bad riverside where you live now, Yeah,
very bad, very bad out there. What are you expecting
one hundred miles, eighty miles?

Speaker 5 (25:11):
Give me your number, I'd say probably ninety six.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Are you seriously expecting winds like that?

Speaker 5 (25:17):
I already talked to my I will always got my fiance.
I talked to my husband this morning.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
He said he was awake and he was actually scared
for the house. He's like, oh bad right now?

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Oh man, Jeff I'm sorry. I know that feeling. I've
got some big trees by my house, and I go
out there and I do the math, which is so stupid.
I'm the guy that you should hire to come to
your house and tell you what's gonna be wrong with it,
because that's where mynt mind works. Yeah, and I'm going,
all right, the height of this tree is approximately ninety feet.
Of that ninety feet fell from that area in the
backyard and falls towards my house ninety feet across this
pool we'll cross into this. So I'm trying to figure

(25:48):
out if the entire tree snapped, is it coming into
my house?

Speaker 1 (25:52):
You know?

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yeah, And it's not good. It's still good.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
It's scary.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
I know my MOS's memory care centers should be fine.
The way they built that, there's not a ton of
big trees around it and stuff, and she's fine with
her interior room. But these winds are gonna how But
I think in my area I'm gonna get some bad wins.
One thousand oaks. But I don't think like some people
in the mountains get one hundred miles an hour, eighty
five miles an hour. On hundred miles an hour, that's

(26:17):
crazy wind. You know, I think I'll be up in
the gusts of like the forties and fifties price sustained
winds like thirty five or something like that.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
That's what they're saying a majority of so col will
get that.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Right, yesh right. But that's still enough on the freeways too,
when you're driving. And I was telling my kid this
because he's driving now but really has an experience this.
You know, you gotta kept two hands in the wheel
because that thing's gonna blow. You know, you gotta watch
out for a motorcyclist, Sean, I just had a chp
of this morning come next to me, and he came
up fast and it was already windy. I'm like, dude,
what are you gonna be doing?

Speaker 4 (26:47):
They used to blow me over lanes sometimes, didn't realize
that it's gonna be windy. I would pack my backpack
with extra weight just because like I'm a small guy.
You know, I'm pretty skinny, So like when I would
ride my motorcycle, I would want to weigh myself down
a little bit more on windy days.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Wow, yeah, pretty well. Did motorcycles ever have any straps
like to strap yourself on?

Speaker 8 (27:05):
No?

Speaker 2 (27:05):
I enjoyed wearing a backpack because it gave me the
illusion of a seatbelt. Uh huh, but not that I
know of.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
No, it's actually better to make sure you do detach
from the bike when you crash in a lot of scenarios.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Really huh. Did I ever tell you about one of
my first traffic accidents, I responded to I know, with
the motorcycle guy. I've seen so many of them. I'm like, yeah,
all right, it wasn't good. It wasn't good. I bet
he separated from the vehicle. Ohh and then yeah, there's
more separation. Ugly, man, it was bad. They're really ugly.

(27:35):
And I was like a nineteen year old kid seeing
this too, that became a police officer at nineteen. Oh yeah,
some of that stuff actually does stay with you. And
I rarely ever talked about this in the radio. But
one of the first arrests I was ever involved in
was for child abuse. I wasn't the arresting officer, but
I was putting a cuffs on the lady. It was
for child abuse. And I was at nineteen years of
age because in Connecticut then you didn't have to be
twenty one to be an officer. And that stuff that

(27:56):
stays with you, you know. And the lady turned back to
me and she goes, what are you doing? It's I
didn't do anything wrong and blah blah blah, and like
you've been drinking and then she goes, you've been drinking.
We got to fight. It was not good. It was
a young guy. I didn't know how to diffuse the situation.
It's crazy. But do watch out with this winds today.
Be careful. Watch out for motorcyclists too, and do everything

(28:17):
on God's greener to stop sparks or anything that can
start a fire. Be well aware of that. We do
not need anything like that six forty eight Battle of
a Sex. Is you want to play for Gracy Abrams?
Apparently Graycy Abrams is very very popular, That's what I've
been told.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
She opened up for Taylor Swift on the Aeros tour.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
And when I say, want to do that? When done?

Speaker 5 (28:40):
When I saw the airstour in New Orleans, I was
I didn't know Gracy Abrams. Yeah, but the amount of
singing and everybody in that huge stadium that knew her
song loved her.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
I was like, Oh, she's It's a very similar appeal
to Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
I think she's very vulnerable.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
She's a great storyteller, and this is like her first
arena tour. Okay, she's gonna into the Kiya Forma and
it's gonna be massive.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Can you imagine if like Taylor Swift just wanted to
do a solid, just do a solid, and she went
on Instagram and goes, yeah, I'm just sitting here in
my house baking breakfast, and people here Valentine in the
morning in the background. Oh, that's my favorite morning show.
Blah blah. Would be done it.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Oh yeah, but done.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Our ratings would be like so huge. We gotta people
listening all over the entire world. We set yeah, im
like an innocuous comment, just like that. It's not one
O four.

Speaker 10 (29:22):
To three my FM. Here's what's coming up in entertainment headlines.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
When Jennifer Lopez was engaged to Alex Rodriguez, they looked
into hiring one of the biggest names in music, but
Jalo said, Nope, not happening because of his price. I'll
tell you who it was. Right after Traffic one.

Speaker 10 (29:40):
O four to three my SM entertainment headlines.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
When Jennifer Lopez was engaged to Alex Rodriguez and planning
their wedding. She looked into hiring Brutal Mars to perform
at the reception. Her wedding planner at the time went
on this podcast just the other day and was talking
about it and said she never signed it a non
disclosure agreement so she could talk about it. But Jalo
wanted Bruno Mars. Bruno Mars charged five million dollars for

(30:07):
a forty five minute set. Jalo apparently said that was
ridiculous and didn't want Bruno performing at the wedding, which
never did happen, but she wanted Bruno to be there.
And Ratings for the eighty second annual Golden Globes were
up seven percent from last year's show. According to Variety,
the numbers are coming in. Ten point one million people

(30:29):
tuned in on Sunday Night, which was up seven percent
from last year. I'm joke with their team and headline.
Do we have the jokes we do?

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Do you want to read them?

Speaker 5 (30:36):
I guess can you read them? I picked the ones
that I can read. There there's a couple of there's
a couple in their own Okay, I'll read them.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
I was gonna go down the lit me, the laugh track,
or selling there.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
Nikki Blaser, who hosted The Golden Globes, she went on
Howard Stern and she talked about the jokes that she
put in her Stern file, which were the ones that
didn't make the show, but she knew that she wanted
to say, point.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
That's true.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
Here we go the gold Globes, the only show where
you can see the biggest stars and movies and television
joined together with a common goal getting out here tonight
before Dak Shepherd asks them to do his podcast.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
I hadn't heard that one, okay, so I read different ones.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
The world Robot is nominated tonight and by that I
mean Nicole Kidman after two white Wines only murders of
the building is amazing. I think it's so cool that
legends like Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Meryl Streep we
are still at it. It just goes to show you
that you're never too old to still need money. Why
are you still working so hard? What's going on? Did
you get caught up in the hawk to a crypto scheme?

Speaker 2 (31:43):
This is the last By the way, I don't know that.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
This is the last time all of you will be
in the same room together until the Diddy trial.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
That's good. That's good.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
Here's Ben Affleck. I can't wait to see which Jennifer
you try to ruin next. Oh, and then the last
one I have here? Oh, I don't like this one.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Which one is it?

Speaker 5 (32:11):
Michael Keaton beetlejuice, beel juice?

Speaker 2 (32:14):
I don't know that. See, I hadn't even heard these.
The ones that I saw were different. I have to
find the ones I saw. I thought the ones I
saw were great too and should have been read. And
I thought, like, comedically, she's really smart, you know, But
what's this last one? I don't know I feel does
it mean to It's mean to the.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Woman that passed?

Speaker 10 (32:35):
And that's what she says, is what you were going
to end on?

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Wow, this is what you chose. You chose to end
on this, right? Did you like a friend of yours
or something? You know her?

Speaker 5 (32:48):
And she's very very nice, is she?

Speaker 2 (32:51):
But not this one you're about to read.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
And she even said that some of them were just
too mean, and she knew they were mean, and so
she didn't want to do it.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
You want to run over and look and see what
it is and make the executive decision when you can
read it, not Nicki Glazer, Golden Globes. Here's a joke.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
Wow, I don't know if he wants to you.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
This is all your idea.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
It's too rough.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
Really, it's well because it's sad because it was you know,
somebody lost their life on the set of that movie and.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
So oh it's about rust. Yeah. Wait to end on
that note. Guys, Okay, Battle of the Sexes eight six
six five four four My Fam eight sixty six five
four four six nine three six. If you guys want
to play Gracie, Abram said the key for him up
for grass. The wind has already started really kicking in
around ten o'clock this morning, though, I think for most

(33:42):
areas this is in sync. Bye bye bye. It's one
of four three MIFM. Valentine in the Morning, one four
three my fam, it is Valentine in the Morning. Seven
oh seven, Tuesday, January seventh. Are you going to school today?
L USC started up? What yesterday? Again?

Speaker 3 (34:01):
I think I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
You are a producer of a radio show in Los Angeles, California.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
I think they start tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
I'm sure I could check somewhere. Do let me know
three one oh four three, three one oh four three.
My point being, my son goes back to school today,
but a school already told him that they might not
have school because of the possible power shut offs in
the area and not having enough generators. I believe to
run the entire school, so that might affect other schools too.
And then there's the idea that over this next day

(34:31):
or two here traveling in the freeways, kids get on
buses and stuff high profile vehicles these wins. Yeah, eighty
hundred miles an hour. You know, do keep in touch
with your school. I'm sure you guys are all in
some email blast or something or other, but some schools
will actually end up canceling or postponing or something, you know.

(34:52):
Later on this hour, I'm doom, Doom. Tell us what's
the dumbest thing you've ever done, thought or said? You
can text in at three one oh four three we got.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
A text I'm Ashley this morning, and her text says,
I'm a dumb dumb I was just sitting at a
stop sign waiting for it to turn green.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Been there?

Speaker 5 (35:09):
Should I blame my mom?

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Brain?

Speaker 3 (35:11):
You've been there?

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Have you not gonna dumb? You've never done that.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
I've never done that.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Waiting to stop sign, waiting for the turn green.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
Yeah, you've been super tired on my home sitting at
a stop sign. Yeah, you look up, you're like, man,
it's taking a while.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
No, not a stop sign. I waked down at a
light before you know turns green. You're still sitting there.
You just zone it out. Oh, no, I've done you
fall asleep at the stop sign? Maybe, or I don't
think I've ever fallen asleep just waiting for it to
turn green. Huh, that's wild. Yeah, I never thought that
was something everyone has anybody else, now, Elena? Has that

(35:45):
ever happened to you? Olena? Yeah, it never happened to you.
Waiting for a stop sign to turn green? No, not
at all. Gus, Edward, what about you? Has it ever
happened to you?

Speaker 13 (35:57):
Constantly all the time?

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Edward admitting the truth here actually did it? Is a
battle of the sexes? Represent the men. His name is Edward.
He lives in Los Angeles, works as an attorney, enjoys
traveling the world. What's up?

Speaker 8 (36:17):
Edward?

Speaker 14 (36:20):
There?

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Good morning?

Speaker 5 (36:22):
Representing a lady is Her name is Elma. He's from Whittier,
he works as a wildlife biologist and enjoys spending time
with her kids. Let's hear it for Elna e good.

Speaker 13 (36:33):
Morning, good luck, Alma, thank you.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Here's how it works, Elma. I'm gonna ask you a
few questions, Edward, Jill's gonna be asking you the questions best.
At a three wins, still tied the end of regulation,
we get to a not so tough tie breaker question.
I was unaware by the way your name was Elna.
I apologize for calling you Alena earlier. Elna is a
lovely name.

Speaker 6 (36:54):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Starting with Elna. What TV series stars Dipsy La La
Tinky Winky and po.

Speaker 15 (37:06):
Oh Michu The Tella Tuppies.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
Edward? Who is singer Gracie Abrams famous father ramsh Gracy Abrams?
Who's your dad? I don't know, jj Abrams.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
And JJ Abrams is so famous because director Star Wars?

Speaker 13 (37:31):
What Star Wars?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Oh? Now you know?

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Okay, oh yeah Star Wars? Current score ladies up for
one oh what artist sings the best selling single from
twenty eleven titled Rolling in the Deep? Who sings Rolling
in the Deep?

Speaker 7 (37:51):
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
She also listens to this radio show Adele adelea is correct.

Speaker 5 (37:58):
Edward Adele won an oscar for her song Skyfall from
what movie franchise.

Speaker 13 (38:05):
James Bond Movies.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Yes, that's right, guys on the board. Current scores one
to one. What Denver Broncos quarterback retired after winning his
second Super Bowl ring in twenty sixteen.

Speaker 8 (38:17):
Oh my gosh, football, Denver Broncos.

Speaker 7 (38:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Happy Peyton man Peyton Manny Peyton Nanny.

Speaker 8 (38:29):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
And Edward Chris or Patrick is a member of what
boy band?

Speaker 13 (38:41):
Chris and I'm gonna have to guess on this. I'll say, uh,
let's say one direction.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
Oh, he's in sync in sanc In Sancan, all right.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Having to go to as a top time breaker question,
holler at you name know the answer? Name will be
your buzzer. Wait until Brian Burton finished asking the question.
Before you buzz in again, you holler out your name
if you know the answer.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
What was the worst gift you received over the holidays?

Speaker 16 (39:08):
Ella, Ella, I got a very golden scarf that was
very golden.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Do you mean yellow or something?

Speaker 15 (39:21):
It was golden?

Speaker 2 (39:24):
What what's wrong with the golden scarfs? That sounds lovely?

Speaker 14 (39:28):
Oh, it was just very gold, very shiny and gold.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Okay, oh, sort of a shine to it stuff. It's
not your style. You're a wildlife biologist. You don't want
to stand out in the woods.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Ladies when.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
Youngtulations you want to Battle of the Sexist Championship certificate
posted on social use hashtag GOUPI in the morning and
share it with pride.

Speaker 14 (39:51):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
You've also won a pair of to see Gracie Abrams
add the Kia Forum on August seventh. Thickets are on
sale now it ticket master dot com and we have
a bonus chance for everybody else to went online. I
went off for three. Mind them dot com can grat
sell them.

Speaker 9 (40:07):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Well. Listen Eddie, as you exit the stage, this moment
is entirely yours. You take it away.

Speaker 13 (40:17):
Thank you for letting me play. I'm making a donation
and honor of Jill to the MS Society.

Speaker 5 (40:24):
Oh my gosh, that's so sweet. Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
That walk will be coming up again. What time of
the year is at you?

Speaker 5 (40:30):
That is the end of March.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
End of March.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
Okay, at March thirtieth this year.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Eddie, listen, if you're around and you want to come
to Jill's walk. We'd love to have you there as well.

Speaker 13 (40:39):
All right, thank you, thank you by the.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Tent, thank you Eddie. The treats, they've been a little.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
We haven't done you. We haven't done That's what I'm saying,
you know, maybe treats this year.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
No coming up later on this hour. Three things I
need to know. Experts say the windstorm and they'll be
hitting SoCal today could cause widespread damage. How bad are
they now saying this windstorm will be? That's coming up?
All right? Seven twenty one. It is Valentine in the morning.
Dangerously powerful winds in the forecast for southern California. Experts

(41:16):
a wind guests up to one hundred miles an hour
possible in some areas. It is a blustery day in
the one hundred acre wood. We're ready to close the
window now. We had it open for a split second
so you could hear that this morning, So cal Edison
increase the number of people that could have their power
shut off as a safety precaution. So if you got

(41:36):
something you need charged up, you know, please do get
that charge up, phones, et cetera. Don't panic if you
don't have it charged up, you have a car and
more than likely have a car charge or go out
to your car or something like that. But for people
to deal have medical devices in their home that are
necessary the power shut offs, I hope you guys have
made preparations the generators and stuff like that. The SoCal
says over four hundred thousand people in LA and Orange County,
Riverside and Ventura could be affected by these powers. They

(42:00):
do them ahead of time just for safety purposes. Last night,
WWE Monday Night Raw debut to Netflix part of their
plan to air more live events. They purchased the rights
to Monday Night Raw for five billion dollars. In addition
to some high profile matches, last sense event also featured
appearances by Juayne the Rock, Johnson, John Cena, Logan Paul

(42:22):
and Hulk Hogan. All right, John Kimucha, what's trending?

Speaker 4 (42:24):
So the Billboard charts just refreshed after the holidays and
died with a smile from Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars
just took the number one spot.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
But this kind of a big deal for Lady Gaga.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Now, this is her second number one of the twenty twenties,
making her just the third artist in history to have
multiple number one songs across three separate decades. It's just her,
Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson. So big week for Lady Gaga.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
I'm joh Komuchi. That's what's training on socials. If you
want to reach out eight sixty six five four to four,
MYFM textan three one oh four to three, it's our
I'm a dumb dumb segment. Tell us what is the
dumbest thing you've ever done? Thought or said? Texted at
three one oh four three.

Speaker 5 (43:03):
Brandy texted it and said, I thought Alaska was an
island until my mid twenties.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Well kind of is. Yeah, Well, I mean it's landlocked,
it's got land on it, but it's like an island
to the continental United States. You have to go through
Canada to get to it. So it's a metaphoric island, right,
say I get your Brandy metaphorically they feel like they're
out there. R one four three, my fam, it is

(43:36):
Valentine in the morning. It is seven twenty five, eight
sixty sixty five four to four. My FM text in
three one oh four three, I'm a dome dome did
you fill in the blank something you've done said, thought,
I'm a dome dumb, I'll go Okay. We recently went
on some soccer excursions. My son and I were down
in San Diego for nine D camp and then we're

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in Florida for an IMG soccer event. And saying, the
hotel down there, I'd get up and i'd you know,
go to the bathroom middle of the night, whatever, and
I'd stand in front of the toilets and this is
a high class dumb, dumb problem. But I stood there
and I waited for the toilet seat to open, because
we have a Toto at home, and I just sat

(44:20):
there and for like thirty seconds, I just waited for
the seat to lift up and welcome me. And it didn't.
And I realized, this is not a toto bedey, it's
an ordinary toilet.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
I really I missed the bidets in Japan. Yes, every
toilet was a beday.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
And then I come back, I'm like, oh.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Did they open for you when you got to them?
Were they that?

Speaker 5 (44:42):
No? None of them ever greeted me when.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
I worked in.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Oh my gosh. And the light comes on and the top, yeah,
a little light comes on, Lori's the same one. A
little light comes on. It opens up and it's like
and it gives a fresh burst of to clean anything.
And then you sit down to a heated seat, it
warms your tush. I have never had more of a
worthwhile spend on anything in my entire life than that toilet.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
You you talk about it often.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
My kid has to figure out senior year for college
on his own because I got that toilet. Oh my god, right,
So are you a dumb dumb?

Speaker 7 (45:19):
Yes, I'm a doom dumb?

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Go right ahead? Why are you dumb? Dumb?

Speaker 7 (45:24):
I was in high school and I wanted to see
if I could find my locker. So I just opened
the door and putting myself in there and shut it
and I took it out.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
No one put you in the locker. This isn't some
like thing where you got bullied. You locked yourself in
your own locker.

Speaker 7 (45:44):
I just wanted to see if I could sit in there.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Then?

Speaker 2 (45:51):
How did you it? Was it a combination locker or something?
Was it a combo locker?

Speaker 7 (45:55):
Yeah, it was just one of those combo lockers.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
So what are you yelling? Yelling out the combination to
a friend outside to try and get it open. How'd
you get out.

Speaker 7 (46:04):
Somebody came and lent me out.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Thank god. Man, how long were you in there for?

Speaker 7 (46:10):
That long?

Speaker 8 (46:10):
Right?

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Gotcha? Gotcha? Yeah? Yeah, Oh that's a good story.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Man.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
I like that you fit so that's great.

Speaker 7 (46:16):
Yep, yeah, I know you.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Think you still fit into that locker?

Speaker 7 (46:21):
Probably not now I've grown a little bit.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Give it a shot, man, give it a shot. Right,
Let's give a shot. All right, Bryce, Thanks, buddy, appreciate you.

Speaker 10 (46:29):
Next to Valentine in the morning at three one four three.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
All Right, weather today, you've heard the story already. It's
a big deal. We're talking about crazy weather across the
entire country. They might be getting twelve inches of snow
in Dallas over the next couple of days. I guess
weather today for us in southern California, mostly sunny and
very very windy. We haven't had win like this in
a decade. They're saying tempts in the sixties. Red flag
warning and effect basically through Thursday. The National Weather Service

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has described the windstorm as life threatening and destructive. Gus
could reach eighty miles an hour. Isolated gus could top
one hundred miles an hour in mountains and foothills. It's
like Hurricane Force right there fifty three in Altadena forty
eight Long Beach. Jill has the entertainment headlines Coming up.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
An unsuspecting server is giving credit to post Malone for
a Christmas miracle. I'll tell you what happened coming up
with seven fifty barely.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Good morning. How are you today?

Speaker 16 (47:24):
I'm doing well?

Speaker 15 (47:25):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (47:26):
We're doing good? What's your dumb dumb moment?

Speaker 16 (47:29):
So I'm a dumb dumb The first time that I
saw jelly Roll, I thought post Malone had just gained
a bunch of weight.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Oh god, that's funny. And you can see it, can't
you do that? You can kind of see it. Yeah.

Speaker 16 (47:49):
It was in that Uber commercials for the Super Bowl,
the Uber each commercial, so he was only on the
screen for like a second, and just you know, you
see face tattoos. You think post Malone.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Right and branded himself that way, and you're like, why
let himself go a bit? There we go?

Speaker 16 (48:05):
I mean I was a little concerned because I thought
he'd like put on a whole bunch of weight in
like two weeks.

Speaker 15 (48:09):
I'm like, are you okay?

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Yeah, that would be shocked. Put a lot of weight
in like two weeks or something like that. Yeah, they'd
appreciate that, I really think so they would enjoy that. Yeah,
but you're up to speed now, right, you understand two
different people.

Speaker 16 (48:22):
Entirely completely got It's okay, fantastic you explain it to me.

Speaker 15 (48:27):
But it's fine.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Your mom explained it to you.

Speaker 7 (48:30):
She did.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Your mom is hipper.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
Than you, she was.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Yeah at the time.

Speaker 16 (48:35):
Yeah, I'm actually a teacher, so you'd think that I would,
you know, have the youth telling me things that now.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Yeah, yeah, but sometimes I mean there's so much going
on in that classroom, you know. Yeah, what do you teach?

Speaker 1 (48:47):
What?

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Great?

Speaker 16 (48:48):
I teach middle school history?

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Love it? Okay, Well, if you ever need somebody to
come in and do it Ben Franklin or talking about
Gettysburg or something like that, I'm your guy. I love
that part of our history, even as the Yes, I do.

Speaker 16 (49:02):
I do you teach you as history, so I might.
I might tell you about.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
That, please do. And I'll also explain the Gypt in
Jelly Row and post belong to the kids.

Speaker 16 (49:11):
Thank you. I appreciate that because I was not qualified.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Thanks Bailey. Hi, Hey, how are you good?

Speaker 1 (49:20):
How are you good?

Speaker 2 (49:21):
So you're in the car with mom right now. Yeah,
Oh my god, you're gonna out mom for being a
dumb dumb Yeah, I love it, Go ahead, out your mom.

Speaker 14 (49:36):
So we we live in Beaumont, right and my dad
lives in Temecula. So I go to Temecula School and
we drive an hour to get there, and I show up.
They weren't bikes on the bike rack. So I'm like, hmm,
maybe people aren't here yet. And I walk halfway through
the school to get to my first period of class

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and one of my teachers is like, oh, it's in
service for your teachers today, not a student.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Oh no, So you guys had the day off and
your mom and you drove like over an hour and
then you find out there's no school it's a in
service day. Yeah, well, listen, I hate I hate to
be the bearer of bad news. I'm kind of giving
to fifty to fifty on this one because you're a
student at the school. EVA kind of on you too

(50:22):
to know your schedule of like we don't have school tomorrow.
Like maybe that got mentioned to somebody like in passing
and you missed it.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (50:29):
I was told by one of my friends, Oh, I'll
see you one Monday, because I was texting her and
she said, oh, yeah, we have school on Monday, So
I thought we had school yesterday.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Oh so wait this just happened yesterday.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
Yeah, oh, you had one more day to sleep in
one Monday.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Well you got a fifty to fifty dumb dumb coming
your way in that one. Yeah, what do you think
about that? Mom?

Speaker 12 (50:55):
I was kind of wondering. We pulled up the first
gate that I usually dropped her off with closed, and
so my mom brain was like, oh, maybe they're short
staffed and there's nobody mean that gate today. So we
pulled up to the next one and her friend was
standing outside with her mom, So I was like, okay.
So she went out and hugged her mom like it
was a normal day, and she walked into class like

(51:15):
it was you know, like and also the campus like
it was a normal day. And then calls me like
a minute later, Mom, I'm the other kid here. So
I think we're both dumb dumbs for this, So.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Wait a minute, hold on. Her friend was there with
her mom too, so they made the same mistake.

Speaker 12 (51:28):
I don't know if they made the same mistakes.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Well they must have. There was no school. They showed
up to.

Speaker 12 (51:33):
The campus was open, so it's not like we got
there it was just dead clothes.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
But there were no kids there because it was closed
for kids.

Speaker 12 (51:39):
Yeah, but I mean we wake up at six am,
so we were kind of first day back, righting to
get back in her groom and we were just out
of it, having the little dumb da.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Have you guys been a Blue Ribbon school before? Sorry,
I didn't resist that one.

Speaker 6 (52:00):
That's a good.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Thanks guys, all the best love.

Speaker 12 (52:05):
We listen to you guys every day. Could we be
pent on the Christmas card list?

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Oh my gosh, a Christmas card list? It's like January seventh.
But you know what, I'll put you on the Christmas
card list. Hang tight, We'll get you all set.

Speaker 5 (52:15):
So we're starting it.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Here's the thing, you can't You can't be on it
year to year. You have to reset every single year.
So people think I made the list like years ago.
Every year you have to get back on the Christmas
card list. You know you got to work for it.
So yes, first person, Oh, you weren't licking the stamps.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
I know that's a lot of work for you and
a lot of money for you. If we're starting it now.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Am I charging for this? What do you mean so
that you need a lot of money? Do I charge
people to be on the list?

Speaker 5 (52:44):
No, you spend a lot of money when you buy
the cards.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
No. But what a what a turn of the script
idea she has?

Speaker 3 (52:52):
That's not my idea.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
You got twenty five dollars right now, something's got a
hold on.

Speaker 8 (53:05):
One.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Three my family. It's Balancine in the morning, seven forty
January seventh. How you doing on those resolutions, if you
made any. I don't really think I made any hard
and fast resolutions. I've tried to do in the past.
It's be very difficult. It's been very difficult to maintain them.
I would simply say, whatever you're looking at this year,
look at improving yourself. Look at being a better person

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in improving yourself, your life, your relationships and everything, especially relationships.
That's the most important part of any life. Really. It's
not about how much money you make, or how much
property you have, or how much people go, oh, you're
the boss whatever. I don't know. It's not about that stuff.
At the end of her life and the very last moment,
no one's ever going to go God. I wish I

(53:48):
worked more. That's not gonna be the phrase you say.
So the time you spend your loved ones of people
you care about, that's the important stuff. So if you
work on that on a day to day basis instead
of putting a finite I must do this, I must
get this done this year. Just working it day to
day and you're gonna be okay. You're gonna be okay.
We do have texts coming in note to wrap up
our dumb dumb segments. Yes, so some of you may

(54:10):
not be here. What do we got you?

Speaker 5 (54:12):
This texta is I'm a dumb, dumb and one very
tired teacher. I tried opening my car door using my
work badge that opens my classroom door. Lorraine said, no,
matter where I went, I thought I had to go
home the exact same way, using the same streets, Otherwise
I wouldn't get back to where I started from. And

(54:32):
then this Texas, I'm a dumb dumb My boss gave
me the business credit card and sent me out to
buy one hundred hot dog buns. I bought one hundred
packages of hot dog.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Oh my gosh, your package there's usually it's never the
number of hot dogs that's the old right, Yeah, it's
so annoying. One O four to three MYFM.

Speaker 10 (54:55):
Here's what's coming up. In entertainment headlines.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
Of Wicked. John M chew is talking about his next project,
The Britney Spears Biopick. I'll tell you what he said
about it right after traffic.

Speaker 10 (55:08):
One O four to three my FM. Entertainment headlines.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
Wicked director John M chew is talking about his next project,
which is The Britney Spears biopig. It's based off of
Britney's best selling memoir The Woman in Me, and he's
saying he's a big fan of Brittany. He's been a
fan since he was young and she was young. But
he says, I want to do her justice and tell
her story right. Because but we'll see. We're developing it

(55:35):
now and it's a long road ahead. The last update
we got back in November, there wasn't a script yet,
there wasn't anybody hired to write the script, but they
are working on it and he says he definitely wants
to do Britney justice and tell her story right. And
on Christmas Eve, there was a single mom named Renee
Brown who was working at a bartender at the rail

(55:55):
Yard bar in Houston, and she said she was so
sad to not spend Christmas Eve with her nine year
old daughter. But that night post Malone came in and
brought a couple of friends with him, including Shaboozi, and
they were there in the bar for a while, and
afterwards post Malone tipped Renee twenty thousand dollars, which she

(56:18):
says changed her life at such an extremely difficult time.
And she said this put me in a position to
do at least be able to get a way back
and forth to work, pay off on rent, save up
a bit that she was trying to start her own business,
and now she doesn't have to continue working two jobs,
be able to spend more time with her daughter. But
she was saying post Malone was the Christmas miracle with

(56:39):
that twenty thousand dollars tip. I'm Jill with their tipment headlines, didn't.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
You randomly just say off the air something that can
I say it on the air? Yes, you actually randomly
know the people that own this bar, they're friends of yours.

Speaker 5 (56:53):
Yes, So I saw this story earlier and I knew
that I wanted to do it at some point during
the show, and so I'm not like getting ready to
do it. And now I'm like, wait, rail Yard, hold on,
hold on. And I just texted our friends and I
was like, is this you? And he said it is.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Why do they coming on the air? Let's talk to him.
I can ask him like, right after this song come
on talking about and does he have a job opening
because that lady quit, just like did I got twenty
grand night working these hours anymore? US seven fifty one.
Happy news is coming up to you want to reach out.
It's three one oh four three. This is Valance ot
in the Morning.

Speaker 14 (57:37):
Cause your daily dosha happy news on Valentine in the morning.

Speaker 6 (57:42):
My happy news is that, after almost twenty four years
on the California Higher Patrol, I retired on December twentieth.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Oh that's great, congratulations, thank you.

Speaker 6 (57:52):
And I know you're a former officer and Jill's dad
was a detective, so I know law enforcement is strong
with you guys. So looking forward to living the rest
of my life now.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Oh that is so cool. It's also there's a strong
reaction in the room as well, because we have some
dirtbags that have been arrested in here before as well.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Really, the whole damage of you've affected, was it?

Speaker 5 (58:14):
Brian?

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Brian, right, you can't arrest me now, No.

Speaker 6 (58:20):
But I worked out in Venture County my whole career.
So now Valentine doesn't have to be watching in his
rearview mirror for feeding up and down the one on
one trying to get called into practice.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Hey listen, I got that ways after. People are pretty
good at letting you know when the cops up ahead.
So let me ask you a question, Laura. Actually this
is a funny little question because I was a police officer,
like you know, twenty five years ago. If you pulled
me over and I was just doing you know, ten miles,
fifteen miles over fifteen sits when you get pulled over,
if I'm doing that, I go, yeah, you know, used

(58:51):
to be a police officer myself back in Connecticut. Would
you give me any grace?

Speaker 6 (58:55):
Well, I'd probably give you grace if you could prove
it to me.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
I mean, I still have my old IDM badge, but
I don't carry that with me.

Speaker 7 (59:02):
Well, then i'd probably write you a ticket.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Well what if I consider and tell you Connecticut a
Motor Vehicle Code of fourteen two twenty two is reckless driving.

Speaker 6 (59:11):
It's not the same out of here though.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Well, but you can look it up. Open up your phone, lady,
google it, Google it.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Mark.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Congratulations, thanks for all your service all these years.

Speaker 17 (59:24):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (59:25):
I love you guys. You're like my family in the morning.
I listen to you all the time, and I get
so mad when Dispatched would cut in when you guys
were doing the Battle of the Sexes, because then it
was cut off the FM radio and I'd have to
listen to regular HP radio traffic, and I'm like, darned,
I missed the answer.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Darn Dispatch.

Speaker 6 (59:43):
I know, I know. I love you guys that are
like my family in the morning. I love it.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Oh that's very nice you thank you very much. Well
hang out. We want to get your address and send
you something nice.

Speaker 6 (59:53):
Okay, that'd be great. Thank you.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
It's away with me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
I want to be a billionaire.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Show ficking bead, one of four three my family. It
is Valentine in the morning. It is eight oh seven.
Coming up later on this hour Kimuci's Court.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
We don't know what the story is about yet.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
I Do's Court in the case of the Pickpocket Partner, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
What's the pick pocket partner.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
And Mario wrote into us today and he caught his
partner stealing money from him?

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Was his partner, Luigi? His partner was not Luis? Okay, no,
not this stealing money from Mario stealing money.

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
Now, when you find out the details of how much
and what you have said specifically, I want to know
how you'd react to.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
This going into his wall. She's his partner though, right there,
partner's boyfriend, girlfriend for a year. Okay, all right, that's
coming up in Kimucia's court. You get to decide the
fate that'll be coming about eight twenty five this morning.
But right now it is a battle of the sexist.
Represent the medicine is Carlos. He lives in Mission Hills,
works as a customer service rep and joys play volleyball. Carlos,

(01:01:05):
what's up, dude? Good morning, every won, Happy New Year,
Happy New Year.

Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
Representing the ladies. Her name is Patricia. She's from Silver
Lake Brooks as a UCLA medical assistant and enjoys Disneyland
with her daughter. Let's hear for Patricia.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
What's up, Patricia?

Speaker 6 (01:01:22):
Hey, good morning, Happy New year, everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Happy New Year. When do we stop with that?

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Yesterday?

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Was the Wes. Yesterday was the day we can but
we didn't see Patricia or Carlos, so we haven't said
Happy New Year to the rest of the week. Bryan,
he's not a fan of the Happy New Years guys,
happy birthdays and Happy New Year's. He doesn't like it.
I don't know why. So here's how it works, Patricia,
I'm gonna be asking you a few questions. Carlos is
gonna be asking me the questions. Best of the three
wins still tied the end of regulation, we go to

(01:01:49):
a notz, a tough tiebreaker question. Let us start with
the ladies during her acceptance speech in twenty seventeen, who
did Adele say deserve the Album of the Year Grammy
for her album Lemonade? That is correct.

Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
Carlos Beyonce played Foxy Cleopatra in what movie franchise Austin Powers?

Speaker 10 (01:02:17):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Current score is one to one. What does a seismograph measure? Patricia, Oh,
look at you? That's correct.

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
Carlos Shakira is the voice of Gazelle in what animated
movie Utopia?

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Z Utopia's corect You guys are on fire right now?
It is two to two. What is Daryl's weapon of
choice on the show The Walking Dead.

Speaker 15 (01:02:50):
Oh boy, I'm gonna say.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
A shotgun across.

Speaker 5 (01:03:01):
Oh and Carlos, what is the name of the Walking
Dead spin off set in Los Angeles? No clue called
Fear the Walking Dead.

Speaker 7 (01:03:14):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
I don't know how any of those shows ended. I
bailed on both of them. Did they ever get out?

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
Did they still going?

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
The zombies are still out there?

Speaker 5 (01:03:23):
Walking Dead is still on. I don't know about Fear
the Walking Dead, but yeah, I'm the.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Same based one. All right. Yeah, start off cool and stuff,
and then you're like after a while or like, yeah,
figure it out already, you know, get rid of the zombies,
find the cured, to do something. Let's go to a
not's a tough tiebreak question. Holler your name. If you
know the answer, name will be your buzzer. Wait until
Brian Burton finishes asking the question before you buzz in.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
What is the laziest thing you've ever done?

Speaker 9 (01:03:50):
Patria Patricia, I watched the whole franchise of Oh My God,
The Father one day.

Speaker 5 (01:04:02):
All the movies also bad.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
So you're just sitting back, you know, just watching show
has been a little bit lazy. That's not that bad. Yeah,
you make some pasta?

Speaker 15 (01:04:14):
No I ordered food?

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Yeah was it pasta? That was it Italian?

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:04:19):
I think no, I think it was Mexican.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Yeah, you're not a true Godfather. It doesn't count.

Speaker 9 (01:04:26):
Watching the whole it was so good.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
We watched Godfather two Ercenting one night wait before Colin
was born, Like in the middle of the night. We
just were watching it and I'm like, I've got to
make pasta. I just couldn't not.

Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
Patricia, congratulations. You want to battle the Sexist Championship certificate,
post it on social use the hashtag DOWNSI in the
morning and share it with pride.

Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
I will thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
You've also won a pair of tickets to see Shakira
at Sofi Stadium on June twentieth. Tickets are on sale
now and to Getmaster dot com, and you have a
bonus chance to win at one O four to three
miniff dot com contracts.

Speaker 15 (01:05:04):
Thank you appreciated well.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
As you exit the stage, Carlos, this moment is entirely yours.
You take it away.

Speaker 7 (01:05:13):
Thank you for the opportunity. Guys, I want to say
hello to my wife Clara and my kids Julia and
you got it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
Brother. Thank you very much appreciate that. Coming up, Three
things you need to know experts A couples should be aware,
even new couples, they should be aware that January is
known as divorce month. We'll explain that in a few minutes.
Maybe because they stopped drinking and they realize it was
going on.

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Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Eight eighteen. It is balanced out in the morning. This
is one of four to three mifm powerful wins. Very
windy by you.

Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
Right chill, very windy, so incredibly windy. I got some
audio of it this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
It almost tells you get the wind and hailing. Yeah,
taking a breath, it's so powerful. Winds forecasts in southern
California starting this morning expersa these winds will be strong
enough to knock down trees and power lines, so will
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to stop the ignition of any flames or anything stupid.
I don't know what that would be, because we're all
smart people, but we don't want anything that can cause
a fire over the next couple of days, for sure.
A new survey has found that more people than ever
are participating in Dry January, which is cutting out alcohol
for the entire month. In fact, experts about seventy five
million Americans take parts in Dry January. Many benefits to

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giving up alcohol, including weight loss, better sleep, and better immunity.
What is got to do with divorce? Oh, that's coming up? Now,
that's Oh you've got that? Oh oh oh John? What's trending?
That is one of the big trends right now?

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
People are checking on their marriages because January is known
as divorce month. Statistics say Google search is for divorce
more than double every January. It tends to be the
month with the most splits, and experts think it's because
people tend to avoid the breakups in November and December
just to get through the holidays or true. And sometimes
they say that holiday stress can be the final straw for.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
A lot of these relationships. It might be a good
day to say something nice or a good day to do?

Speaker 8 (01:07:34):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
John, a good day to do? What if you say
something nice so they don't do the Google search. I
do think that's going to turn it. If they were
going to do that Google search. Saying something nice isn't
going to stop.

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
Starts for the compliment and maybe that's, you know, the
little snowball that goes down and saves your marriage.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Oh wow, relationship experts, what do you think about that, Jill?

Speaker 14 (01:07:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:07:55):
If I'm googling it and then somebody complimented me about
it or complimented me, that's slap him.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Oh well, John, that's a whole different issue. I don't
think anyone's gonna be on your therapy couch anytime soon.
Coming up though, his honor over here and just support
room for something we call Kamuci's court. He uses his
wonderful relationship knowledge to help out others in dire straits.

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That's next, Taylor Swift, Is it over now? John says, no,
just give him a compliment. Things will be fun.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
That's up.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
A twenty three. It is one of four to three,
my fam This is Valentine in the morning. Now we
move on to our friend John Camuci and Camuci's court.
John has a case he'd like to present to all
of us. Then we decide you and us if this
person's collectively guilty or not. All right, Mario is bringing
his case to us today.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
His opening statement reads, So this happened recently, and I'm
still fuming. I'm be dating my girlfriend for about a year.
Everything was going great until recently I noticed ten dollars
was missing from my nightstand. I'd asked my girlfriend if
she'd seen it. She said no, so I moved on, thinking, hey,
I must have misplaced it. I knew I'd recognized it
immediately because I drawn this little doodle on it months
ago because I thought it was funny. The next day,

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I saw the same ten dollars bill in my girlfriend's
purse while she was pulling something out. It had my
doodle on it, so I recognized it immediately. So I
asked her again about it, but she denied it, saying
that I must be mistaken. I knew that one was mine, though,
so after a bit of back and forth, I confronted
her and I told her about the doodle. At that point,
she admitted to taking it, but she said it was

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just ten dollars and that I was overreacting. She said
she needed cash for something real quick, so she grabbed
it without thinking. I told her it wasn't about the money,
it was the fact that a she took it without asking,
and then b she lied to my face about it.
She got real defensive, saying it's not a big deal
that couples share things all the time, but this wasn't
a mutual agreement.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
This was stealing.

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
In my book, Now I'm questioning if this is something
I can move past. If she'll lie about this, what
else might she lie about? But on the flip side,
I recognize that it's just ten dollars, and I feel
like people might think I'm being petty and wanting to
end things over ten dollars. So am I the jerk
for thinking this is serious and wanting to consider ending
things with my girlfriend over her taking a ten dollar
bill without my permission?

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
I would say, right off, it's ten dollars today tomorrow.
Who knows this girl's an art thief? She's still your doodle.
I've even more mad she stole my doodle than my
ten bucks. Yeah, it's ten bucks, but she did lie
about it. That's the weird part, right, that's right, weird part.

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Why lie about ten bucks?

Speaker 5 (01:10:42):
Ten bucks?

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
I need ten bucks for something? I'd scraped it?

Speaker 5 (01:10:44):
So sorry, I'll be back a little white lie. But
those add up and then those turn into bigger things.
Yeah January Suary, Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
Would you say dumper?

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
I don't think you need a dumper. I think that's
that's drastic. I think this is a cautionary tail. And
it's one of those things where Okay, you've lied to
me this.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
Time, Well, I don't trust her though, trust is broken, right.

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
Next lie that you catch her in or the next
type of scenario that you're in that's like this, then
that would be like, okay, this is.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Well, now you're looking for that lie. You're looking for
that scenario. That's the problem with trust, that's the problem.
It's one of the hardest foundations to build in a
relationship and definitely one of the hardest foundations to rebuild.
What are you loving at love? That was I thought
that was well said.

Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
It was very well said. The wink to the camera right.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Now, there's no wak There was no wink to a
camera a radio show. What are you talking about? The camera.
I'm gonna post this fun. Let's not get off track, Joe, Brian,
what would you say.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
I don't think this is as big of a deal
as you guys. Maybe maybe she really did forget, Like,
oh yeah, I borrowed the ten dollars. I totally forgot,
but you know the duo, Fine, you got me. Maybe
I don't know. I steal from my wife and my
kids sometimes, but I always trying.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
To steal from your kids. My piggybank or something I
try to return.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
I return it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
You know, you try to return I do say it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Okay, Look, I'm not a trial.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
Do you put using there or something?

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
I will.

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
Sometimes they have so much cash. They don't need this
much cash. Their grandma sends them money all the time
to take you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
But they're supposed to have that for like, you know,
college or whatever, or their bank account or toys or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
They have enough toys.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
Grandma didn't give them money so you could go take
it and buy your tickets for some punk rock festival.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
Hey always, if I need cash and I don't have cash,
I'll just go to your dad.

Speaker 10 (01:12:33):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
Well, if they asked you, Brian, if they're like, hey,
did you go in and take some cash. Would you
have lied about it or would you be like, no,
I needed the cash, I'm a taking.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
I wouldn't lie about it. No, I wouldn't lie.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
See that's where I have the issue here. I think
that is a big problem, Rotter, What do you think?

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
I think that lie is the big problem here because
she could have easily said, yeah, I miss I misplaced it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
I grabbed her accident and I needed the money whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
But the fact that she lied about that meant that
she knew it was wrong and didn't want to fess
up to it. Now that being said, like, I think
people are too quick to end things without a conversation. Okay,
I feel like that happens all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
Okay, so have that. But I'm with Jill. I think
you get one more shot. One more shot, you're done,
not even at three strike situation. Two strikes and you're out.

Speaker 4 (01:13:11):
Because if you can't learn on this, if you have
a conversation, you understand the boundary that was broken, you
understand the principle, but you do it again.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
You're tougher than the new DA two strikes in. Wow, yeah,
take that all right? What do you guys say? Three
one oh four to three. Should he give her a
second chance? Do they have a conversation or does he go, hey,
you violated the trust. This is gonna be a bigger
problem down the road. What do you think? Three one
oh four three.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Text Valentine in the morning at three one oh four
to three.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
All Right, the weather today, Sonny, Wendy. You've heard the
news right? Do your kids have school? Didn't may get
school canceled today? Three one oh four three Let us know.
But it's gonna be very, very windy. Tempts in the sixties,
Red flag morning effect through Thursday. National Weather Service issuing
this warning that the windstorm is life threatening and destructive.
GUS could reach eighty miles an hour isoudy. GUS could

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top one hundred miles an hour in the mountains and
foot It's gonna be very very windy. Our prayer is
we hope they get it wrong and it's not as
bad as they say it's going to be. But it
looks really, really bad. Sixty one in Glendale, fifty eight
Santa Anna Jill has the entertainment headlines Coming up.

Speaker 5 (01:14:14):
Bands are voting online for the greatest boy bands of
all time, and the number one boy band is ahead
by a ton of votes. Do you agree? Is this
the best boy band of all time? I'll tell you
who it is, coming up at eight fifty.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
Side note, I'd like to remind anyone out there, not
just men, but majority of men. If you do have
a two pay, be very careful today. That's just an
embarrassment you probably don't want to have. And if you
do have thinning hair, lock it down. You don't want
to lose anybody, right.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
Oh, are you gonna lock it down? You know what
I'm not. I'm not gonna dignify that with a response.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
John Kamuci take it away with your Comuci's cord. A
little reset. Mayo's girlfriend stole ten bucks out of his nightstand.

Speaker 4 (01:14:57):
He caught her because he drew a little doodo on
it and he saw that one her purse and he
kind of wants to stand it now.

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
He thinks the boundary has been broken, Dusty, what do
you think?

Speaker 15 (01:15:06):
Well, one first point is she lied twice about it.
The second thing is she said she needed the cash,
but the next day it was still in her purse.
So that kind of makes me wonder.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
We didn't even think about that. You're right, I know,
I know.

Speaker 15 (01:15:26):
Yeah, so I don't think he should break up, but
you know, he's just going to have to be cautious,
which is too bad because then, like you say, he's
going to question everything.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Now, yeah, this is early in the relationship. They're a
year in or something like that. Then, I mean, is
that fun an early relationship? Now you're going to be cautious.
You're watching she makes other mistakes and you go, oh,
now I got you. And then if she doesn't make
a mistake, or you live in a world of like
I just missed it. I just missed the mistake. I
just missed that sign. I think this is just unless

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she really changes his mind in a conversation. I think
this is going to be tough.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
You know.

Speaker 15 (01:16:03):
Yeah, I don't want to be in his shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
Even it's ten bucks, just ten bucks.

Speaker 6 (01:16:07):
Yeah, it's not about that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
It's not about that right at all. But that being said,
are you married, Dusty?

Speaker 15 (01:16:16):
No, I'm widowed.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
I'm sorry to hear that.

Speaker 6 (01:16:19):
Thank you think.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
About this when your husband was alive and your relationship?
How many times in a week do we lie to
our spouse when you really think about it about little things? Oh,
did you do this, do that? Oh yeah, I did that.
You haven't done it. Did you eat mine?

Speaker 9 (01:16:37):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
I didn't eat that. Who drank it wasn't me? I
mean that happens all the time, doesn't it.

Speaker 15 (01:16:42):
Oh yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:16:44):
And maybe she could have been embarrassed about new the
ten dollars, the fact that it was still in her purses.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
It's interesting, right, right.

Speaker 5 (01:16:51):
Yeah, but that could be one of those things where
you're a little embarrassed, I want to take it, and
then you realize okay, but he confronted her twice about it.
We're getting a lot of texts that are saying like,
it's not about the money, it's about to lot trust. Right,
the trust is gone.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
This guy's going to doodle on every ten dollars bill
or every billy has.

Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
Now he was very proud of that doodle.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
I was very proud of the doodle.

Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
This text that says, you guys are missing the point.
This guy is doodling on federal currency. The girlfriend is
probably turning him into the fast.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
That's true. You actually can't defacing the federal cursony, you
really can't do that. Wait, really, you can't doodle on No,
you're defacing it, right, now, Okay, John, I have to
doodle over there. Dusty, listen up. A great day, Thanks
for calling into us. Okay, question, Yeah, I know it's.

Speaker 16 (01:17:30):
Very very very early.

Speaker 6 (01:17:31):
Might be put on the Christmas card list?

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
See, this is why we need a sponsor. It's January
seventh and somebody needs to sponsor the Christmas card list.
Sales permanent in MYFM. What have you missed over the
past like twenty years? Does anybody want to sponsor it? Like,
if you're anybody out there that has a business, and
this is how it would go on the air, Just
so you know, Dusty, go ahead and ask for the
Christmas card again. Go ahead.

Speaker 15 (01:17:54):
I know it's early in the year, but can I
be put on the Christmas card list?

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
The Valentine in the Morning Family Christmas card list being
brought to you by Viagra. Vagara wants you to know
that it's a great time to get off for the holidays.

Speaker 6 (01:18:10):
I just got one this year, and I've been trying
for like three or four years.

Speaker 15 (01:18:13):
Yeah, and so it's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
I hung it.

Speaker 6 (01:18:15):
I put it on my tree and it's still there.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
Thank you very much. We'll put you on it again
for this year. Hangtight.

Speaker 15 (01:18:21):
Okay, okay, thank you so much. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
See that's how you do it. Yeah, sales department. Let's go.
There's a perfect example right there. Because these things costs
a lot of money. I will also say we probably
won't need the music every single time. I mean, at
this point puts white delight, you know, Thanksgiving, maybe before
we bring the music into it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
I don't want to be American.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
Green Day, American idiot. Eight forty one Valentine in the morning, Aaron,
our phone guy, uh is in there, losing his mind,
losing his mind. He was texting Brian, was that like
a Facebook Messenger?

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
So we use Facebook Messenger. I couldn't say that. Okay, oh,
but you've never made a mistake. We use Facebook Messenger.
Not easy to say.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
Facebook Messenger, that's what you use. Okay, son away, they're
on Facebook Messenger and I walked past it and Aaron
is just using words that sailors wouldn't use on this
and he's like, no, not the Christmas list. Bleep, please
please bleep. It's bleep in January. Tell him to stop.
He needs to stop. So Brian writes back, he said,

(01:19:38):
to do your job, and we're starting a Honeka list
now too, and then Aaron just lost his mind on
Facebook Messenger.

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
So please, anytime you call, ask Aaron for the Christmas
card list anytime, please please, you have to.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
Be on it again. We're not just using like last
year's list. We reset it every January first, so that's
how it works, all right. Eight And if you're new
to the show, it's just our family Christmas card. He
goes out the end of the year, but people seem
to like it over the years, and it's really grown
to thousands and thousands of cards. That's what the joke
about the sponsor was, because we can't afford it anymore.
But it's going to thousands of cards, and people just

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like to get a Christmas card from the radio Familia Orohana.
In the studio, you can tell I just went to
Hawaii and uh my family at home, my wife Leilani
and Colin and our dogs and stuff. So that all
makes the card. And it's just a fun little thing
if you enjoy our radio show. So if you're new
to our show, please do try and get in that list.
And if it's your first time listening, thank you very
much for doing that. It's just myself right here behind

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the micro behind the microphone, it's myself behind this microphone,
and my dear friend Jill.

Speaker 5 (01:20:43):
Good morning, and our dear friend John.

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
I'm here too, and Brian's also included, Oh thank you,
and don't figure about Laura, our social media director.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
That's it. That's the show. And then the anger guy
in the other studio answering phones. Welcome to it. You
should always feel comfortable being part of this show and
we really do appreciate it.

Speaker 10 (01:20:58):
One O four to three my FM, here's what's coming up.

Speaker 5 (01:21:01):
In entertainment headlines, Blaine Meeser and Adam Brody have revealed
the secret to their ten years of marriage and it's
the same thing Nicole Kidman and Keith Urpen said. I'll
tell you what it is.

Speaker 17 (01:21:13):
Right after traffic one four to three my FM Entertainment headlines,
Gossip Girls star Late Measter and Adam Brody, who's hardedly
oc and more recently nobody wants this.

Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
They've been married for ten years and they say the
secret to that marriage and making it work is separate toilets.
And what's interesting is Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban said
the secret to a successful marriage is separate toilets and
double headed showers. So this seems to be a trend
in Hollywood. They're at the Golden Globes on Sunday night
and Adam Brody said that they do have separate toilets.

(01:21:46):
He'll go in the office. It's nice, he said, one
layer farther away from the kids and one layer more
deep with privacy. So that's the secret to their marriage.

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Yeah, then, I mean you can get a rich people
things there too. Separate toilet's probably separate, beautiful bathroom. Oh yeah,
it's not like you just run the half bath downstairs.

Speaker 5 (01:22:04):
And people over on rancor dot com had been voting
for the greatest boy bands of all time, and in
the top twenty, we've got Otown coming in at number eighteen,
Hanson coming in at number fifteen, Big Time Rush at fourteen,
ninety eight Degrees at eleven, coming in at number three.

Speaker 17 (01:22:22):
Russia.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Oh, I can tell you this list is wrong already.
No it is, No, it's wrong already.

Speaker 5 (01:22:29):
They have it right right now.

Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
No, they don't. They've got them at number three, number three.
They were so incredibly popular before social media, before the Internet.
They did all that without the advent of the World
Wide Web.

Speaker 5 (01:22:44):
Well, this voting is still going on right now, so
you can go and put them up, you know, higher
in their in your list. But coming in at number
Two'm so excited to say, and Salem, but that gives
us one boy band.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
Reigns Supreme said, Otown was what number eight? I thought
you might have eighteen? Okay for them out of how.

Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
Many by the way, Oh they've right now. This is
the top twenty, the.

Speaker 10 (01:23:09):
Top fifty eighteen.

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
Actually they had fifty boy bands. Has there been fifty
boy vands?

Speaker 5 (01:23:15):
Yeah, there's a lot hard include like the Beatles, Well,
Jonas Brothers at number eight, okay, West Life at number seven,
West Life, the Jackson five at number six. Oh my gosh,
Boys to Men number five.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
Oh they were great too.

Speaker 5 (01:23:26):
One Direction number four, Yeah, New Kids three and Sync
two coming in at number one.

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
Wrong button. Here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:23:39):
Boys, in my personal opinion, the greatest boy band of
all time. They are my favorite. They're my number one.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
Like, here's how you figure our greatest bory event of
all time?

Speaker 7 (01:23:49):
Too?

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Who would win in a fight Backstreet versus New Kids?
You got Kevin Richardson with the Heights. Yeah, a couple
of kids from boss. Come on, Danny Wood would take
out literally half a backstreet.

Speaker 15 (01:24:05):
On his own.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
Ye oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (01:24:08):
And that's how you gauge the all time.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
Yes, that in sales and voices and the dance moves.

Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
Just go to rinker dot com. I'm deal with headlines
all right.

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We talked about that weather, but seriously, there's already power
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What is that You don't need that hassle today? Right right,
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Ten years ago, there was a similar wind event that
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It must say one hundred percent that's the true story.
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hundred thousand people in La Orange County, Group Side and
Ventura County could be affected. I got my power shut
off notice yesterday, so be ready. It's probably in this
time around. Also, Cinematic Unified School District, the Melbury Unified

(01:27:03):
School District are closing schools today. A lot of these schools,
if you lose power, don't have enough generators to keep
the school up and running. Last night, WWE Monday Night
Raw debut on Netflix. Part of their plan to air
more live events, they purchased the rights to Monday Night
Raw for about five billion dollars. In addition to some

(01:27:25):
high profile, high profile matches, last Sense event also featured
appearances by Juane the Rock, Johnson, John Cena, Loganpoul and
Hulk Hogan. John Kmuchi was trending.

Speaker 4 (01:27:34):
So the Billboard charts just refreshed after the holidays and
Bruno Mars and Lady Gaga song Died with a Smile
is on the number one spot.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
Today.

Speaker 2 (01:27:43):
But this one's kind of a big deal for Lady.

Speaker 4 (01:27:44):
Gaga because this is her second number one of the
twenty twenties, making her just the third artist to ever
have multiple number one songs in three separate decades.

Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
She's now up there with Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson,
the only three to ever do it. I'm jack Komuchi
was struning on social.

Speaker 5 (01:28:04):
We love our toyotas here on Valentine In the morning.
They've been a sponsor of our show for a while.
I'm in a rout four, Valentine is in a Prius
and John is in a Highlander. No matter what kind
of car you are in, be careful on the road today.
It is so windy driving in in my Route four
this morning. Everything was just blowing across the freeway, across
the streets. You can see the trees. It is bad

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out there, but when you're behind the wheel of a Toyota,
you feel a lot safer. And I know that I'm
safer behind the wheel of a Toyota. My Route four
gets great gas mileage and it comes with all these
safety features standard. Are you okay?

Speaker 2 (01:28:38):
It's so bad?

Speaker 5 (01:28:41):
Yes, look at those Look at those little like no no,
up there on the balcony. What would you call those vines? Yeah,
look at the vines.

Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
The answer. Answer, my friend, I was rolling the.

Speaker 3 (01:29:02):
Somebody just watched the violin.

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
Was so good.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
Yes, flowing the wind The answer. It just flew past
Toyota dot Com to find out which Toyota is right
for you. With good break, my high my f M.
It is Valentine in the morning. Is John Peak not
here today?

Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
I believe he's gonna loss.

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Wow, he was just so important, right, something for the.

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
Company with Lenny Kravitz.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
Are you supposed to say that?

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
Why would that be a secret?

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
I don't know. Oh, and I said, he's gonnat Lenny
kravitzs pants or something to make sure they were tighty.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
That's what it was. We knew you said something that
cracked us up in the meeting, and that was said.

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
John was going as like, uh, Lenny's pants guy, to
make sure they were tight enough. Lenny Kravitz has the
tightest pants, always so tight.

Speaker 5 (01:29:54):
Hey, like beautiful man?

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
Yea guy?

Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
Yeah, peak.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
Attractive.

Speaker 2 (01:30:02):
Oh there was such a pregnant pause right there. I
thought it was nine months it went by.

Speaker 5 (01:30:06):
I was gonna say sexy, but that I thought, that's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
Yeah for a boss a little bit?

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
Yeah, is it? John?

Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
This is blowing my mind.

Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
I have to write this down a future that she
doesn't think it's sexy. A motorcycle. He's really think she does?
You do think you sex?

Speaker 3 (01:30:24):
You didn't want to say it for HR reasons, but
she clearly thinks it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
Yeah, but she said so much stuff already with HR
problem instead just the one. Oh, this could be the
straw that broke the chemi's back. The one thing that
you said that was an HR problem, Well.

Speaker 5 (01:30:37):
The one time I got talked to by HR because
I complimented a co workers that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
Coworkers, it was so really good. Yeah, but you pulled
a bike and you went up and sniffed the stiff
his hair. I did know.

Speaker 5 (01:30:52):
I said, he's not really good, and then he reported me.

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
I think, as I understand it, he's really good.

Speaker 5 (01:31:00):
Sell what happened?

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
One more and that's what the guy goes. Listen, I
gotta go to HR. It's really it's interesting that he
went to HR over that that you complimented a gentleman
and said, hey, you smell really good. It was as
simple as that, honestly. Honestly, he went to HR and
said he felt uncomfortable.

Speaker 5 (01:31:20):
Yeah, and you know he felt uncomfortable. So you know,
if he goes to report it, that's fine. I apologize
to him and I said I'm so sorry, like I
didn't mean anything by it, And then I never really.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
HR pulled you in and then you went and talked
him on your own. Did HR recommend that or you
recommend him? They did? Okay, so you apologized to him
for sniffing him. I didn't sniff him, well, you clearly did.
It would be cool to go back and just watch you, like,
is it how you're playing it out to be right?
Chasing with her nose? I do, That's why I'm and
I also know the guy, so I also know that
she wasn't chasing him. No to sniff him.

Speaker 5 (01:31:52):
No, I really, I've just complimented him. He smelled very fresh.

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
He just must have felt so uncomfortable with a compliment
for a beautiful woman.

Speaker 5 (01:32:01):
It's very nice.

Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
That's probably what it was, honestly, And I'm not I'm
not saying this to be bad or anything, but you
don't know where I'm going. I love to defend me
when you did him know where I'm going.

Speaker 5 (01:32:14):
I know you would never try to be bad.

Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
Listen, I'm I'm an average looking guy. I'm married up.
I know that, right, Brian, You're you're an average looking guy.
We both married up beautiful wife. There's no quest how
we got them. We don't know. We don't know traumatic
brain injuries at the time. Who know its TV eyes?
But uh, this guy was very average looking too, very

(01:32:39):
act average man. We can say that, Yeah, as average man,
we can say that this dude was right there. He
was at the average meetings with us. Very average dude.
Maybe like maybe he got into meeting he shouldn't have
got into. Maybe he was supposed to be in the
below average meeting. I don't know. But if a beautiful
woman had sniffed me and said I smell beautiful or
nice or fresh or whatever, I would have been excited

(01:33:01):
about that. I would not have gone the hyrns. And
you can't have that girl sniff me anymore. I don't
want that sniffer coming after me.

Speaker 5 (01:33:07):
I just really want to make it clear I didn't
sniff it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:09):
How'd you smell it?

Speaker 5 (01:33:10):
Because you just walked into the room and I could
smell him, and I was like, oh my gosh, you
smell so good.

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
That was it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:16):
That was it. Maybe he took it like you thought
he stinked. Otherwise, like if you walked in and goes,
oh my gosh, you smell so good. Did you shower
for once?

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:33:27):
YEA, Luckily everything's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
Yeah, he doesn't work her anymore, sad.

Speaker 10 (01:33:37):
For years after.

Speaker 5 (01:33:39):
Everything's fine. A little bit TV news for you. The
second season of HBOS The Last of Us is going
to premiere in April. According to Variety, HBO just announced it,
so it will be back in April. Also, ratings for
the eighty second annual Golden Globe we're up seven percent
from last year's show. Ten point one million people tuned

(01:34:00):
in to watch on Sunday night. And John m chou
he is the director of Wicked. He's talking about his
next project, which is the Britney Spears biopic. It's going
to be based on Britney's best selling memoir The Woman
in Me. And John m chu says he's a big
fan of Britney. He's been a fan since he was
young and since she was young. He says, I want
to do her justice and tell her story right. But

(01:34:20):
we'll see. We're developing it now and it's a long
road ahead. I'm jil with innertivid headlines.

Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
All right, be careful out there today. Those winds are
howling right now, and they're gonna be worse as day
goes on. They say. For some areas the worst will
be later tonight into the overnight, which is perfect. You're
sleeping and that everything's banging against your house. We're having
a panic. But do everything in your power. I'm not
even sure what that is. But do everything in your
power to make sure we don't do anything in our

(01:34:46):
lives today that could start a fire, because all these wins,
it would be you couldn't stop it. You know, the
firefighter's out there, do you a great job. But just
like we learned about Franklin fire and Malabo, I think
it was those winds get howling. You can't stop the
spread of that fire. You just can't stop it. So
be very careful with that out there. Otherwise, have a
great day. Brian, thank you for your show.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
Thank you for your show.

Speaker 2 (01:35:06):
Jill, thank you for your show. John, thank you for
your show. Laura the Couch, think of your show. Michael
Pullman in New York City, thank you for your show.
A Natalia Press, thank you for your show. Lisa Fox
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