Toby + Chilli Mornings On Demand
Did you miss our show today or want to listen to it again! Here you can find all of our shows and listen on your time! Listen live weekday mornings on 97.1 WASH FM from 5a to 9a in Washington DC or anywhere on the iHeartRadio app. #TobyChilliShow
Episodes
July 21, 2025 • 32 mins
Today’s episode had it all: motivational quotes, emotional damage, and questionable dessert choices. 😅
We kicked off with some hardcore truth from Robert Downey Jr.: “I know it’s hard. That’s why it’s worth doing.”
Which also applies to listening to this show without yelling at your radio. 💁♂️ Then we learned 3% of men have never had a pet. Not a cat. Not a fish. Not even a weird lizard named Chad. 🐾🚩
Your birth month apparently...
We kicked off with some hardcore truth from Robert Downey Jr.: “I know it’s hard. That’s why it’s worth doing.”
Which also applies to listening to this show without yelling at your radio. 💁♂️ Then we learned 3% of men have never had a pet. Not a cat. Not a fish. Not even a weird lizard named Chad. 🐾🚩
Your birth month apparently...
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July 18, 2025 • 23 mins
Kidd kicks things off with a wild bus ride where a woman took "rude" to the next level 📞🙄 — and we want to hear the rudest thing you’ve ever witnessed. Then we dive into some big news: could TSA finally let us carry full-size shampoo through security? 🧴✈️ Yes, seriously. For Feel Good Friday, we’re spotlighting five amazing D.C. firefighters whose powerful photo is making waves for all the right reasons 🔥❤️. And later… we spill...
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July 17, 2025 • 24 mins
In this episode, Kidd kicks things off with a hilarious rant about his biggest elevator pet peeve—seriously, there are rules, people! 😅 Then we dive into a new survey that says Americans have 252 good days a year… is that more or less than you expected? 🤔 Next, we talk about how attached we really are to our cars. Turns out 90% of car owners feel a genuine emotional connection to their vehicle. We asked you to weigh in—and your c...
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July 16, 2025 • 24 mins
A new survey that shows how sleep (or lack of it) can impact relationships — and let's just say, not all couples are syncing up 🛏️💔. Then Chilli dishes on her ongoing feud with the neighborhood ice cream man 😂🍨. Later, we talk about the aches and pains that come with getting older (yes, even your knees can predict the weather now 🌧️🦵). Kidd shares his own “when it rains, it hurts” story, and listeners call in with some of the...
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July 15, 2025 • 24 mins
You can now play UNO for real money in Vegas?! We’re talking about which childhood games we’d dominate for cash 💰🎲. Then it gets wild—one kid racked up $3,000 on toys while their parents slept 😱🧸. We asked: what made YOUR parents flip out growing up?
Plus, Crazy First Dates is back with Marco from Germantown—he was late and left early... for a dentist appointment? 🦷🙄
Plus, Crazy First Dates is back with Marco from Germantown—he was late and left early... for a dentist appointment? 🦷🙄
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July 14, 2025 • 25 mins
What’s the one thing on your phone you can’t live without? 📱 Our callers share their must-haves — and some answers might surprise you! Then, Kidd reveals a not-so-honest detail he and his partner have been telling people about their dog...🐶👀 Also in this episode:
🎤 A woman pays to see Billie Eilish but ends up sitting next to an amateur opera star — yikes! Listeners chime in with their own stories of pricey experiences ruined by...
🎤 A woman pays to see Billie Eilish but ends up sitting next to an amateur opera star — yikes! Listeners chime in with their own stories of pricey experiences ruined by...
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Today on Toby + Chilli in the Morning, we went from John Mellencamp vibes to workplace gripes faster than you can say “favorite pen.” ✍️
We kicked off Morning Mindset with a little lyrical wisdom: “Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone.” – John Mellencamp. Depressing? Maybe. Accurate? Also yes. But don’t worry — we pepped it up with coffee and chaos. ☕️🔥
Then came the Nearly Impossible Question: Nearly 1 in ...
We kicked off Morning Mindset with a little lyrical wisdom: “Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone.” – John Mellencamp. Depressing? Maybe. Accurate? Also yes. But don’t worry — we pepped it up with coffee and chaos. ☕️🔥
Then came the Nearly Impossible Question: Nearly 1 in ...
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Today on Toby + Chilli in the Morning, we started with a little wisdom from teen rom-com royalty: “Don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want.” Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You — and we couldn’t agree more.
💁♀️ Then came the Nearly Impossible Question: What place are people visiting 30% less than in 2019? 📚 The library. Apparently, Dewey decimals just aren’t vibing in 2025. But Cleveland fr...
💁♀️ Then came the Nearly Impossible Question: What place are people visiting 30% less than in 2019? 📚 The library. Apparently, Dewey decimals just aren’t vibing in 2025. But Cleveland fr...
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🎙️ Spark of Madness, Slot Machines & Vacation Vibes Ruined by Work Wi-Fi 🎧
Today on Toby + Chilli in the Morning on 97.1 WASH-FM, we kicked things off with a classic Robin Williams truth bomb: “You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” 🔥 (Translation: Embrace your weird. We sure do.)
At 6:25A, the Nearly Impossible Question asked what we try 10 times a minute while using it. The answer? Slot machines....
Today on Toby + Chilli in the Morning on 97.1 WASH-FM, we kicked things off with a classic Robin Williams truth bomb: “You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” 🔥 (Translation: Embrace your weird. We sure do.)
At 6:25A, the Nearly Impossible Question asked what we try 10 times a minute while using it. The answer? Slot machines....
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July 8, 2025 • 25 mins
On today’s Toby + Chilli in the Morning, Bruce Lee kicked off our Morning Mindset with a mic drop: “I’m not in this world to live up to your expectations.” 💥 And speaking of expectations — apparently, 70% of people say they never threw a party while their parents were away... despite what every teen movie told us. 🎉
Also on the show...
🧤 Is your outfit heatwave-friendly or are you dressing for the office A/C battle?
🤔 Friday holi...
Also on the show...
🧤 Is your outfit heatwave-friendly or are you dressing for the office A/C battle?
🤔 Friday holi...
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July 7, 2025 • 34 mins
🎧 Today on Toby + Chilli in the Morning, we kicked off with a Will Smith quote that reminded us mediocrity is for the realists — shoot for the stars, friends! 🌠
Then came a nostalgic twist: throwback tunes may spark the happiest memories, but guess what came in second? (Hint: It’s shore to relax you). 🌊 Big congrats to Randy from Warrenton, who’s heading to see Cyndi Lauper live! Plus...
👠 Did Chilli accidentally raise a diva on ...
Then came a nostalgic twist: throwback tunes may spark the happiest memories, but guess what came in second? (Hint: It’s shore to relax you). 🌊 Big congrats to Randy from Warrenton, who’s heading to see Cyndi Lauper live! Plus...
👠 Did Chilli accidentally raise a diva on ...
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July 3, 2025 • 29 mins
Start your day with fireworks — literally and figuratively.
🎆 In this episode of Toby + Chilli Mornings, we kick things off with some lyrical wisdom from U2, then light the fuse on hilarious listener stories about fireworks fails 💥 (spoiler: nobody’s eyebrows were safe).
Plus, we find out what 41% of Americans are doing for the 4th of July — and how it earned Joe from Arlington some sweet Maroon 5 tickets 🎤.
And later? Closet conf...
🎆 In this episode of Toby + Chilli Mornings, we kick things off with some lyrical wisdom from U2, then light the fuse on hilarious listener stories about fireworks fails 💥 (spoiler: nobody’s eyebrows were safe).
Plus, we find out what 41% of Americans are doing for the 4th of July — and how it earned Joe from Arlington some sweet Maroon 5 tickets 🎤.
And later? Closet conf...
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July 2, 2025 • 28 mins
Brittany weighs in on Toby’s brother heading overseas for a medical procedure 🌍💉—would you do it? Then, Chilli confesses something she almost did while painters were in her house… she thought it was weird, Toby says totally normal 👀🖌️. Plus, y’all came through with some explosive Fourth of July mishap stories 🎇🔥—from backyard blunders to unexpected booms!
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July 1, 2025 • 27 mins
Ever been forced to sit through a million ads before a movie starts? 🎥 Yeah, we’ve got thoughts—and so do our listeners. Plus, Toby’s brother is headed overseas for a medical procedure 🛫👨⚕️... would you ever trust an unlicensed or super-cheap doctor? And wait ‘til you hear Tina's Crazy First Date story. Let’s just say the sparks weren’t flying with her date... but with his friend?! 👀💥
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June 30, 2025 • 25 mins
What movie would blow your mind at the Sphere in Vegas? We’ve got Wizard of Oz on the brain… 🌈🎶 Plus, Toby’s running on fumes (and coffee), a high school grad gets hired mid-ceremony 🎓💼, and listeners call in with the easiest jobs they’ve ever landed. Oh, and don’t miss our Make Your Monday moment—local teens stepping up in the summer heat ☀️💧!
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June 27, 2025 • 27 mins
Start your day with good vibes and hot takes on Toby + Chilli in the Morning! 💬☀️
🎧 Morning Mindset kicks off with George Michael’s iconic reminder to “Gotta have faith” 🙌
🥩 Then at 6:25A, the Nearly Impossible Question has us questioning dinner dates: 5 out of 10 people secretly judge you for how you like your steak?! Chris from Arlington wins Cyndi Lauper tix just for getting it right!
🌊 At 6:40A, we dive into the beach rule ev...
🎧 Morning Mindset kicks off with George Michael’s iconic reminder to “Gotta have faith” 🙌
🥩 Then at 6:25A, the Nearly Impossible Question has us questioning dinner dates: 5 out of 10 people secretly judge you for how you like your steak?! Chris from Arlington wins Cyndi Lauper tix just for getting it right!
🌊 At 6:40A, we dive into the beach rule ev...
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June 26, 2025 • 26 mins
🎙️ Today on Toby + Chilli in the Morning: Toilet Seats, Sibling Showdowns & Steak Date Dealbreakers
🧠 Morning Mindset @5:20A:
“When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in.” — Haruki Murakami
💭 A powerful reminder that storms don’t just test us—they transform us.
🚽 Nearly Impossible Question @6:25A:
Q: What’s the #1 thing dumped on the side of the road, according to a new study?
A: A toilet seat! (Y...
🧠 Morning Mindset @5:20A:
“When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in.” — Haruki Murakami
💭 A powerful reminder that storms don’t just test us—they transform us.
🚽 Nearly Impossible Question @6:25A:
Q: What’s the #1 thing dumped on the side of the road, according to a new study?
A: A toilet seat! (Y...
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June 25, 2025 • 29 mins
Ever been stuck in the DMV heat with no escape? 😅 Our listeners share their sweaty situations! Plus, Toby is bummed that the planned water outage at his complex didn’t hapeen. Chilli may have offended her AirBnB host, and Toby's feeling bad about forgetting a birthday… but what if it was your birthday that everyone forgot? 💔
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June 24, 2025 • 28 mins
Ever wonder what you'll still be doing at 100? We asked, and your answers did not disappoint! 💯 Toby's water is being turned off all day today. He thought he was prepared but he is not. Uh oh! We've also got your best tips to survive the heat wave 🔥, and one caller’s date took a seriously unexpected detour… to run errands mid-date 😳. Grab your iced coffee and dive in!
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June 23, 2025 • 26 mins
Listeners share what’s making them feel great today 🙌, while Chilli opens up about a scary moment at the beach when a lifeguard saved her son—and she’s got an important reminder for parents. Plus, we hear your funniest multitasking fails (yes, we’ve all been there 🤦), and in this week’s Make Your Monday moment, meet the Maryland gas station attendant bringing old-school charm and big smiles to everyone he meets.
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