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Toby and Chili Mornings on Demand onninety seven point one WASH that that really
is the little things that bring youjoy. So why are you feeling good
before five o'clock this morning? Tobyand Chilly in the Morning at ninety seven
point one Wash FM. And aswe get started, remember you do have
a voice here and it counts eightsix, six, nine two, seven
forty three sixty one talkback microphone alsowide open for you too if you're listening
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on your iHeart app and you wantto speak out about what's making you feel
good before five this morning. Life. For me, it's the simple antics
and shenanigans of our little dog,Nolvalluna. She just finds new ways to
just be comic relief in life.And she doesn't mean to, but she
does ask me where some leftover chickennuggets ended up? Oh Lord, in
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her little belly. Yeah, butthey were in a bag. They were
in my bag that was zipped closed. That dog figured out how to make
a zipper work. I'm like,really, and she clearly doesn't like ranch
dressing. Wait, wait, letme let me get let me get some
clarification here. Zipper work like theyshe didn't chew through the back. Oh
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no, no, she just dugat it like it was like, you
know, like slid that zipper openlike there was something underground. She figured
out that she could just keep atit. Well, at least she did
it the right way. Yeah,I know, right, she didn't tear
it open. No, right aboutyou? Why are you feeling good?
This morning? I finally convinced amom friend of mine to get away for
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the weekend with me. A momfriend is getting away from it. Yeah.
We both have neurodivergent kids and we'veboth been through a lot of stuff
recently, and she's not comfortable leaving. But I said, let's just do
it. We deserve it, andI booked a place, so well,
she's got to go through with itnow. Yeah, sometimes you have to
step away. Yeah, life isgoing to be there when you get back.
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It really is. You just haveto take the time to take care
of you, because if you can'ttake care of you, how are you
going to take care of your kid, no matter what they'd be going through
or any kind of family stuff.It's like the oxygen mask analogy, Right,
you have to put it on yourselffirst, and then you and then
you can take care of that.That's right. Let that plane go down.
Put that mask on you first,worry about the kid later. All
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right, that's right. See thoseflight crews they're onto something. Well,
that's good stuff. Oh it alsois Amazon Prime Day. Well, well
then there's the given. Yeah,that's supposed to This could be like a
world record year for Amazon purchases.I was reading this morning. Good stuff.
Well, welcome to Prime Day,otherwise known as Tuesday, the sixteenth
day of July. Toby and Chillyin the morning. It's ninety seven point
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one wash FM. Coming up injust a few minutes. We're gonna talk
to you about any mistakes that you'vemade, any prime purchase mistakes you've ever
made, because people have, andwe'll get into some of those from you
next. Happy Prime Day for allof those who observe Toby and Chilly in
the morning. It is Amazon PrimeDay, ninety seven point one wash FM.
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Toby and Chili in the morning.Chili has been making her list and
checking it twice. Me. Idon't make lists on Prime Day because well
it's an ADHD thing I've tried doesn'twork out so well. Have you ever
made the way Prime Day mistake?Chili. Absolutely. We ordered a bicycle
a couple of years ago for ourson, put it together and realize only
then not the right size. Wow, So there's no way we're going to
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undo it and put it back inthe box. We ended up donating it
instead. Oh, grief to gainis a thing. I've made plenty of
Prime Day mistakes. They're called ifyou seen my apartment just loaded with Prime
Day mistakes, stuff I don't needeight six six wash FM, the number
one talkback microphone wide open for youtoo, if you're listening to us and
you're signed into your iHeart app.Greg and Montgomery Village, you made a
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prime Dome mistake? What happened buyinga bunch of clothes that I didn't look
I didn't research what those sizes were. Almost eat out of the ten things
I bought didn't actually accept. Well, that's the beauty of Amazon. I
mean, you can return it.The folks over at my Whole Foods they
know me pretty darn well, andat the UPS store and cold that's right.
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Nate six six nine two seven fortythree sixty one. Will your Prime
Day mistake? What in a portablehair conditioning? It was horrible in cool
lo the long bathroom. Oh goodlord, I can't imagine if something like
that happened now during all this heatwave. Yeah, I'd be checking the
frown face when it comes to howis your purchase? Not very satisfied?
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Definitely? Thank you for listening tous over in Warrenton. What was your
Prime day mistake? I used AmazonPrime. This is very stupid to get
up prom dress and it looks Iknow, usually you hear nightmares about,
you know, ordering clothes online,but it just it looked so good.
The model in the picture had asimilar ish body to me, so I
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thought, okay, it'll probably looklike that enough. It did not even
look close. It was absolutely terrible, so I actually had to wear my
shit third old progress. Wow,that sounds like pretty much every TEAMO purchase
that I've ever made. Hey,now listen, it never looks like the
photo topy, And hopefully your primeday will not be full of many big
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mistakes, and hopefully your purchases alllook like what you saw on the photos.
Read the descriptions. Toby and Chillyin the morning. Let's get your
mind right for this Prime day.Your morning mindset's on the way next time.
Now pause and check on you andyour mindset this morning. Your morning
mindset ninety seven point one wash FM. Some words to inspire this morning.
So what is the quote that caughtyour attention? Well, that I thought
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of you about when I came acrossthis this morning this morning speak much toping.
William Butler yeats says, do notwait to strike until the iron is
hot, and make it hot bystriking. Listen, if you wait to
strike till the iron is hot,what happens if the iron isn't hot,
where it doesn't get hot, ormaybe it doesn't reach a critical mass where
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you think, Yes, now I'mon a roll and I can start writing,
picking up win after win after win. No, that doesn't always happen.
It's not guaranteed. So what WilliamButler yet says really does mean something.
Don't wait to strike till the ironis hot, make it hot by
striking. So strike away today.What you want will come to you.
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Just keep swinging. We're Toby andChilly in the morning. That's your morning
mindset for this Tuesday, July sixteenth. Coming up in just a few minutes,
we'll take a look at everything entertainment, your showbiz buzz coming up.
It's entertainment news. What you gota lot of folks online talking about countries
in or Ingrid Andress's rendition of thenational anthem. Lord have mercy. If
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you watched the All Star Game,you watched the home Runner home run derby,
part of the All Star weekend festivities, the All Star week festivities in
Arlington, you already know. Ifnot, you will entertainment news time here
at ninety seven point one Watch FM. We call it showbiz buzz. What's
going on there? Chilling? Alot of folks talking about countries are Ingrid
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Andress and it's not for a goodreason. She actually sang the national anthem
at last night's Major League Baseball homerun derby, and let's just say it
was not her best moment. Theonline reaction was and is very brutal,
with many saying that her horrific renditionis even worse than Fergie and Roseanne's Camilla
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Cabello and Sean Mendes. They havefans questioning their relationship. They were spotted
together at the Copa America soccer finalbetween Argentina and Columbia over the weekend,
so now folks are wondering, ooh, have they rekindled their romance again.
As you recall, they dated fromtwenty nineteen to twenty twenty one. Matt
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Damon and his wife Luciana's day ata Greek beach was disrupted because of a
bomb threat. They were among manyfolks who had to evacuate Saturday after Mikono's
police received an email claiming explosive deviceswere placed at four popular tourist destinations.
Thankfully, it all turned out tobe a hoax. Richard Simmons was reportedly
encouraged by his housekeeper to go seea doctor after he fell in his bathroom
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and reported feeling dizzy. However,the fitness guru postponed getting some medical attention,
preferring to stay home for his seventysixth birthday. Well, the next
morning, his housekeeper found him unresponsive. And because of overwhelming demand, the
Eagles are expanding their newly announced Vegasresidency. They're going to be performing at
the Sphere starting this fall, andthey announced another four shows through January.
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And that's your showbiz buzz. Goodstuff, And if you need the news,
we got covered top stories at thetop of the hour on the Ray
on the way around six stay withUS Good Morning, Top Stories, Top
of the Hour. The Republican NationalConvention got underway yesterday, with Donald Trump
securing his party's nomination for president andalso choosing Ohio Senator JD Vance as his
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running mate. Meanwhile, a judgein Trump's classified documents case dismissed the indictment.
Yesterday. Judge Aleen Cannon ruled thatthe appointment of Special Council Jack Smith
was illegal. Storms rolled through theDC area yesterday, bringing rain, lightning,
and high winds. First responders inMontgomery County say that lightning caused a
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fire that displaced a family from ahome in Gaithersburg, and DC Fire and
Ems said ten homes were damaged byfalling trees. Well. The ongoing heat
wave forced Metro Trains to single trackBlue Line trains between Pentagon City and National
Airport last night. Metro officials blamedthe issue on a heat related track defect.
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The problem added twenty minutes to thecommute on both the Blue and Yellow
lines. Fairfax County wants to encouragemore flood control projects on private property,
so the county has launched a floodMitigation Assistance program that will reimburse eligible property
owners and renters up to fifty percentof their and a new Gallup poll found
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that only thirty six percent of adultshave confidence in higher education. That number
is down from fifty seven percent backin twenty fifteen. Forty one percent say
they have little or no confidence incollege because of political agendas. Thirty seven
percent believe students don't learn to writethings in twenty eight percent said college just
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costs too much. Forecast for todayanother excessive heat warning and effect from eleven
am to eight pm with the chanceof a storm. The high today one
hundred and one with the heat andnecks of one ten right now seventy one
degrees in Suitland next to ninety sevenpoint one washch FM. Did you see
at the Nesh and Lantham last nightduring the home run derby? The hunt
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run derby? Listened to me thismorning the home run derby. Yeah,
if you missed it, you've gotto hear it. And then you need
to go and see some of thecommentary. Why everybody's talking about it,
you'll find out why. Coming upnext is Toby and Chilly in the morning
continues to hang out. I don'tknow about you, but I couldn't watch
any news last night, so Imade my way over to the All Star
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festivities ninety seven point one wash FM. That's right, last night was the
home run derby. Tonight's the bigGame. But last night people are talking
about this national anthem debacle. Itwas a country singer named Ingrid Andres,
and I had never heard of herbefore. She's been nominated for Grammy four
times and lost, and she dida really I think, do we just
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let them hear a little bit horrible? I don't know night lot of it's
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bad and that's why everybody's talking aboutit. And if you watched it last
night, or you watched some ofthe video floating around on x formerly known
as Twitter YouTube, all of thesethings, you'll see that the players were
like, yo, is this somesort of a joke. Here's where I
have a problem with this. Look, she's a professional singer, so of
course she's expected to do a decentjob singing the national anthem, even though
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it's a tough song to sing.But what I don't like is this whole
pylon thing that happens where somebody remarksabout how horrible it was, and then
you've get like thousands of other peopledoubling down and saying even worse things than
the last person. I think sheknows she did a terrible job. Did
you watch it? Age sixty six? Wash you FM the number one eight
sixty six nine two seven forty threesixty one. What are your thoughts on
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this? Talk back? Microphones wideopen. I'll just say this, if
you're in the performance business and youput a performance out there and the performance
blows, that comes with the territory. You've got to just suck it up
and deal with the fact that youknow what you struck out, no pun
intended, you whiffed it. Andif you're gonna cover the national anthem or
perform the national anthem, you kindof need to come correct that. Yeah.
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Well, last night her comments onher Instagram were brutal, and I
noticed this morning they'd all been kindof swept clean. So yeah, I
would have left them on. Iwould have left that inspire me and fire
me up. You know, itjust it is what it is. I
mean, you're a public person,your personality. I mean it's fortunately unfortunate.
You know, in this case,she knows exactly how much she sucked.
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I don't think she needs tens ofthousands of people bullying her about it.
I wouldn't say that it's bullying.I think that the Bruce she went
out there and performed in public,they crashed and burned. I mean that
comes with the territory. I don'tknow that it's bullying. It's just people
being honest. Do we really needto go look at it? That's my
question? You got thoughts? Eightsixty six wasch it f in? The
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number one eight six six nineteen sevenforty three sixty one talkback microphone also wide
open for your commentary this morning.Feel free to speak out. Kelby and
Chilly's nearly impossible question and the questionthis morning is surprising astronauts are able to
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The number one eight six six ninetwo seven forty three sixty one tickets,
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Pitbull, Jiffy Lub Live August twentyfirst, Thank you Live Nation. Here's
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What is it? Call? Now? Get it right when and we'll all
learn something new together. It's kindof the points, you know, nearly
impossible question. The answer on theway in just a few minutes. Toby
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and Chilly's nearly impossible question. Here'sthe question again, just in case you
might have missed it. Surprisingly,astronauts are able to do this from space.
What are we talking about? Thegame today could mean tickets to see
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Linda, Good morning, Linda.How are you today? And how
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zero five Pitbull. You've got thequestion. What's your guests? I'm gonna
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ma'am. Do they do it onlineor do they snail mail it from space?
Let me throw this out the window. Here we go in the district.
Maybe. Oh, that's a greatguess. I find that to be
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gonna go see Pitbull. The ticketsto yours. I love it, Thanks
so much. It's gonna be ahuge show, very huge. Congratulations.
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It's going to be the best ever, the best, the greatest. Many
people are saying ticket to yours,enjoy the show, and be here tomorrow
morning so you can be like Linda, the greatest of all time, the
best ever if you play and wintomorrow morning. Right around this time with
ninety seven point one Wash FM theNews Top Stories at the top of the
hour, That's on the way nextTop Stories the Hour. Former President Trump
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has chosen Ohio Senator JD. Vansto be his running mate, making the
thirty nine year old the first millennialto be part of a major party ticket.
Meanwhile, Trump is praising the dismissalof his federal classified documents case.
The judge ruled the appointment of SpecialCouncil Jack Smith violated the constitution. DC
officials are convinced they could not haveprevented a deadly accident that led to the
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death of a woman in Garfield Parkwhen a tree fell on her. Members
of the city's Urban Forestry Division toldresidents yesterday that each tree in the park
has been inspected multiple times since twentysixteen. The new Crystal City metro rail
station has started construction. The newentrance is expected to take at least three
years to build, with a completiondate of late twenty twenty seven. A
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group of Domino obsessed creators has invadedd c's National Building Museum this week.
The museum is hosting Destination Domino throughSaturday. A team of expert builders have
assembled several elaborate works, including aone hundred thousand piece design that's going to
be toppled at five pm on Saturday. And July happens to be National ice
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Cream Month, and according to asurvey, seventy two percent of people feel
no summer meal is complete without ascoop of ice cream, and three quarters
think ice cream is the ultimate indulgence. For Cast four today, perfect day
for ice cream. Excessive heat warningand effect from eleven am to eight pm.
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Chance of a storm high one hundredone degrees with a heat and exit
one hundred and ten right now seventyone in Stafford. Did you see it?
Did you see it? Did youhear it? The National lanthem last
night during the Home Run derby partof the All Star festivities in Urlington,
Texas. How could you have missedit? Everybody's talking about it this morning.
If you did, we'll talk aboutit. You'll get to hear it,
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and of course we want your thoughts, So the phones are wide open
eight six six wash FM the numberone call in, speak out, share
what's on your mind about the wholedebacle, or you can tap the talk
back microphone. If you're Sunday listeningto ninety seven point one WASHFM on your
iHeart app. We'll get back tothat coming up in minutes. Stay with
us. It's the anthem heard aroundthe world, even though people probably don't
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want to hear it, although yeahyou do because it's that bad. Ninety
seven point one wash FM Toby andChilly in the Morning. Last night,
the Major League All Star Game festivitiesincluded the home run derby and a national
anthem performed by One Country star Ingridand Dress. Yes, and the reason
it's memorable as well, we'll listento this yay nless memorable for all the
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wrong reason. Look, look,she knows she totally bombed on that.
Don't you think we've all? Maybenot we all, but don't you think
most people have had a moment intime in their lives where they wish they
could just crawl under a rock.Yes, and if there and if they
say that they haven't I think they'rebeing disingenuine mm hmm. Because everybody's had
a moment in time that they've screwedup. It's okay. That's what makes
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life worth living. The screw upsfailures are not failures, at least that's
what some people tend to believe.Chili, do you remember a time when
you really screwed it up? Ofcourse, when we're hosting a gig or
something. Early on, I thinkonce I started stumbling over words, it
was a snowball effect. I couldn'trecover, and I wanted to just run
off the stage, but I didn't. I kept going. That was motor
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through. I had a Colby Calai, the artist in studio, when I
was across the hallway at the otherplace, and I totally butchered her last
name. I think I called herCaliots or something like that like that though,
Ye, well, because it wasso bad and because she was so
like just unhappy about the fact thatI butchered her name. She was a
pro during the interview, but Ifound out after the fact that they like
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gave the other hosts that she wasinterviewing with like the funetic spelling of her
name. Yes, I changed thecourse of history. See your bomb actually
was a good thing. Eight sixsix wash FM, the number one talk
back microphone wide open too. Ifyou're signed in listening on your iHeart app
to ninety seven point one WASH FMin Columbia. Sonya, what's up?
Yes, good morning. No.I was calling because I was watching her
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singing and I was like, initiallyI thought it was kind of like a
dope because it sounded like because shedidn't sound that good. But then I
felt really bad for her afterwards.As a performer, you have to keep
going no matter what. Yep,oh, no matter how bad you sound.
It's not like you can just stopand say, okay, well I'm
not making this out to be good, so let me just stop right now.
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You have to keep performing and keepgoing no matter what. So I
was kind of embarrassed for her,and you know, unfortunately, hopefully shall
learn a lesson enviroment. Mike,you said earlier as inexperience, and that's
all life really is, good orbad, the sum of our experiences.
Thanks for jumping in, Toby andChilly in the morning. It's eight sixty
six nine two seven forty three sixtyone. What are you thinking this morning
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about the anthem heard around the worldfor every bad reason. Thoughts jump into
it. We'll get into him comingup as Toby and Chilly in the Morning
continues. Next though another one ofyour crazy first did stories. Sarah in
Fairfax was taken to a comedy club, but what he did to her was
no laughing matter, no, notat all. Hear it all. Next
it's Toby and Chilly. It's crazyfirst date. Good morning, Sarah and
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Fairfax. Lay this crazy first datestory on Chillia Maar and myself, Toby
Nap, we're listening. Hi,good morning. So I met this guy
I won't say his name online.We were having good conversations. We decided
to meet in DC for drinks anddinner. Dat truches him to be there.
We decided to also go to acomedy show. We decided to go
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to Improv, which went over thereand the comedy show was great. We
are there with everyone, you know, just listening, and then all of
a sudden he wanted to like kindof like chat with me, and I'm
thinking, like, oh my god, like I don't want to be rude
around all the super around us,so I kind of like was not like
you know, trying to like holdfull conversations and just kind of like listen
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to the comedian. And then hesaid, I will be right back,
and he went to the bathroom andhe never came back to the table.
WHOA so wowed me up. Afterhow many minutes did you realize he wasn't
coming back and did you try toreach him? Like what did you do?
Maybe I probably realized that after liketen fifteen minutes, just because you
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know, when you go to improveit could be a little bit of crowded
sometimes and you might have to wait, depending if you want to get a
drink or go to the restrooms.We were only there for like about that
amount of times. I kind oflike, was you know, shock pay
the whole thing. But then Ido like comedy and I laugh, So
I decided to just linger throughout theend of the show. And the security
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person that was there did recognize me, and he says, oh, that
guy that came with you instead oflaughed, and I was just like,
oh my god, he's not theonly one that notices that I was stood
up, that he just left mehere. So it was a little bit
embarrassing to say the least. Andafter because I just kind of like texted
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him and said, I hope yougot home. Okay. He never texted
me back. Oh so the dudewent straight up hoodini and then ghosted you.
Kara. I thought you guys weregoing to a comedy show, not
a magic show. I know.I like the thing of it is is
that dinner was crazy. I don'tknow what happened. I had the comedy
show that he just decided to dipout and just leave me there. That
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doesn't make any sense. You wereabsolutely correct. You were not supposed to
be having full on conversation during someone'scomic segon. I mean that is un
right, That is not okay,right, Yeah, that's that's my story.
And at the beginning I was alittle bit embarrassed until my friends but
timehouse you know, passed, andI'm like, okay, you know,
if I was to share a crazystory, well that's my story. We
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hope Sarah that since then you've metother people, or perhaps you have a
friend that's not gonna ditch you whenyou go to see Duran Duran at CFG
Bank Arena October twenty eighth. Ohmy god, thank you so much.
And I do have a significant othernow that I am in love with,
so I'm pretty sure that he willenjoy accompanying me. Well, Sarah,
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enjoy the show. Eight sixty sixwash FM the number one. Call it
now if you've been on a crazyfirst date. It could also mean tickets
for you to go see Duran Duranat CFG Bank Arena October twenty eight thanks
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So Y'alltilly found a bo just layingaround in the street Toby and Chilly in
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the morning ninety seven point one waschef m So how does one find a
body just laying in the street?What happened? It wasn't technically in the
street, but it was Saturday morning, little after six in the morning.
No one's out, meet the dog, it's raining, and we come across
the corner and immediately we see facedown a man kind of under a canopy
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of bushes. Like it's very notnormal, okay to see that he's close
or wet. I don't know ifhe's dead or alive. And by the
way, I'm not the type ofperson that's gonna go pokey pokey and find
out what's going on. So Ijust crossed the street and called the cops.
I was like, I don't knowwhat I'm looking at, but it's
a body. It's I don't wellhe's he alive, ma'am. I don't
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know. I don't want to gofind out. I just saw something,
so I'm saying something exactly, andI felt guilty because then she's asking me,
do you see weapons nearby? Ishe bleeding? And I'm like,
I'm telling you right now, Iwill have nightmares if I approach that body
and there's something. I'm calling youbecause it's a body. I'm not getting
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any closer, and I'm getting moreand more anxious as she's asking questions,
and I said, just can youplease? Oh no, someone's on the
way. I said, thank you. I hear sirens. Okay. Now
I'm watching from across the street becauseI don't want to be a part of
this. And as soon as thesirens turned the corner, dude gets up
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and realizes, oops, I guessI better scurry away before they come and
talk to me. I don't knowif you'd passed out from being intoxicated.
I don't know if you thought youknow what. I'm feeling a little tired
let me take a nap in therain in these bushes. But either way,
it seemed to be nothing at all. No, but at least you
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did your civic duty. You sawsomething, and so you said something.
Good grief, even if there wasnothing to be said about said dude other
than maybe he was a little tiredor he had a little too many adult
libations. Yes, of course,cops kind of made a you turn him.
I'm like, well, there's nothingfor us to do here, I
go, No, sir, thereisn't. I guess you don't have to
get any tape out. And thecops under their breath were like, thank
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God, because we didn't want todo the paperwork. I'm hey, now,
hey, now one more. Tobyand Jilly head over to washfm dot
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