September 23, 2024 • 28 mins
Producer Taylor Shay’s toddler ratted her out to her husband about an unpaid speeding ticket. How have your kids ratted you out? Tech savvy Toby explains why he doesn't want to upgrade his iPhone yet. What's a dream city you'd love to live in? Callers share theirs. A man in Kensington is bringing joy to his neighborhood with Dad jokes. Plus, we get the answer to our Nearly Impossible Question!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Toby and Chilly Mornings on Demand on ninety seven point one.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Follow me on this because it's going to sound like
it's not very joyful, but there's always joy to be
found in everything. It's ninety seven point one Wash FM.
So why am I feeling good before five o'clock this morning?
I will tell you that on Friday, I ran out
of gas in the middle of a very busy road
in a very big the inner section. I just wasn't
paying attention on a couple of calls.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
You like to play the lette game.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I do, and I totally slipped my mind and I
totally felt my car just go oh my, And you know,
there was nobody you could call, you know, except for
Triple A. And instead of getting frustrated and angry and
letting that ruin my weekend, I called Triple A. Was
thankful that I pay that money a month for them
(00:50):
to come to my rescue, and they did. In the meantime,
during the thirty to forty five minutes that I sat
and waited to get you know, gas put in my
car so I could get to a station, I thought
I could let this ruin my weekend, but I'm not
going to because it was supposed to happen. I don't
know why. Part of it has to do with my
own stupidity about putting gas in the table, but you
(01:12):
know what, I wasn't going to let everyonin my weekend
and it didn't. So thank god, everything from there went
all right anyway. So what about you? Everything good this weekend?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah? We actually took a listener's advice and we went
and checked out a great country farm in Bluemont, Virginia
to do some more apple picking and fall festivaling. And
it was lovely. It was just lovely.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Are you going to bring in some of those apple nachos?
We talked about, Oh, do you want me to make
you some? I saw you made some on social media.
I thought perhaps maybe you'd bring some in.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
You know what, They would turn brown. So what I
will do is I'll have to make them instable.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Oh no, Rudy, they won't turn brown because I'll inhale them.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
No, I don't want to make them at home and
bring them. Yeah, I have to make them fresh so
that they don't turn But yes, I'll bring some. I'll
make some in here.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
That's the thing. People get depressed because it's fall and
they're like, oh, summer's going no man harvest season. You
get like the freshest of the fresh apples, apple nachos.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Don't get a twisted I still miss the pool.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Well, why are you feeling good before five am? Eight
six six nineteen seven forty three sixty one. Stay there
because as we shake off the weekend here at ninety
seven point one wash FM.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
What's a dream city you'd want to live in?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
We'll talk about it coming up next. Don't move. Headline
from the website dig this Morning says America's rich gen
zeers are starting to move to one state in particular,
that one state, New York, that one city, New York City.
It's ninety seven point one wash FM till we get
chilly in the morning. The numbers eight six, six, nine
two seven forty three sixty one. If you've got thoughts
(02:52):
on this, The New York tops the list, Florida on
there to Tennessee, Colorado, Texas rounding the top five.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I get the gen Z thing.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Man.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
If I were in my twenties, there was a time
I wish I could have gone to New York City,
been in Manhattan, the whole sex and the city time
of life. But no, it's never a city.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
That never sleeps. They've been up. They don't turn off
in that city.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
And even now when I visit, I try to pretend
like I'm living there just for the weekend. I couldn't
do it. Though. It's no longer my dream city to
live in. I'm okay where I am with the family
and such.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I could live in New York because it's got enough action,
but it might you know, what's that song by Boz Luhrman,
Leave before it makes you hard?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
So for me, I would leave the country and I
would go to Mexico, Cabo San Lucas, because I hear
that it's safe. They're relatively speaking. It's not like some
of these border towns you read about on the New
yorre you sing on the news. It's close enough to
the beach, that beach lifestyle. The food is always good
because it's Mexican food. Cabo San Lucas close enough to
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the States, yet far enough away.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
That sounds like a nice dream city.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
As close as I'm going to come to it. You said, dream,
So it's a dream. Got a dream city in your world?
Where would you go if you could? The numbers eight
sixty six, nine two, seven forty three sixty one Erica,
Good morning in Rockville. Thanks for waking up with us.
Where's your dream city?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Barcelona?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
For sure?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Why is that it has a mix of vibrary city
light with beautiful architecture and a strong sense of community.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Well, I mean it's also close to the beach in
the mountains.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
That's a Bill Frow.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Well, then we hope you're bilingual.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Well right, And by the way, the dollar does go
further when it comes to euros these days, at least
for now. Thank you for jumping in this morning over
to Chris listening to us. Good morning in Arlington. So
dream city, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
My wife and I went on vacation and visited Portugal.
We absolutely fell in love with that country. So people
were very friendly and there was so much history there.
Plus who got to eat a few meals there and
the food.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Was great Portugal, Thank you for throwing that into the conversation.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
You know, my cousin actually lived there for two years
after a brief visit.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
It's beautiful, no I do, but she came back, so
it must not have been that beautiful.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Well you know, well, I mean it family's here.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Right eight sixty six, nineteen seven, forty three sixty one
Dream City Where would you love to live if you
could feel free to jump in and get involved. Toby
and Chilly in the Morning coming up in minutes will
help you with your mind this Monday morning. Your mindset,
your morning mindset on the way, stay close. Let's take
a moment to talk about you and your headspace. We
call this your morning mindset. At ninety seven point one
(05:29):
was CHEFM with Toby and Chilly in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
So what's the quote you've got for us on this Monday.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
From the great artist Pablo Picasso, who says, I am
always doing that which I cannot do in order that
I may learn how to do it. There's stuff in
life you think you can't do, but the only reason
you can't do it is because you don't know how
to do it. So do it anyway, Pablo Picasso, because
(05:55):
I'm always doing that which I cannot do in order
that I may learn how to do. So take it on.
You may not be perfect, but you're not gonna know
unless you try, And trying involves learning. Sometimes that means failing.
But don't let that hold you back today, And that's
your morning mindset from Monday. It's ninety seven point one
(06:15):
wash FM, Toby and Chilly in the morning. Entertainment news
coming up, some headlines. We call it show biz buzz.
What's going on? Coming up in just a few.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Sean Didty calls reportedly on suicide Watch as he's behind bars.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Time for entertainment news. We call it show biz buzz.
Ninety seven point one wash FEMI. Here are the headlines
you need to know this morning.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Well, Sean Didty Combs is reportedly on suicide Watch as
he awaits his trial on federal sex trafficking and racketeering charges.
That watch is reported to be a routine measure. He
was denied bail twice last week and was ordered to
remain behind bars until his trial. Meanwhile, several celebrities deleted
mentions of Diddy from their social media accounts over the weekend,
(07:00):
including Usher, Justin Bieber, and Pink Well. Kim Kardashian visited
the Richard Donovan Correctional Facility to talk about prison reform
with inmates, including the Menendez brothers. According to TMZ, Kim
was joined by her sister Chloe and mother Chris, as
well as film producer Scott Butnik and Cooper Cox, who
played Eric in the Netflix Bioplix biopic series Monsters. The
(07:25):
Lyle and Eric Menendez Story. Congrats to Olivia Munn and
John mulaney. They welcome their second child, a daughter named May,
via a gestational surrogate. The baby joins their son Malcolm,
who was born back in twenty twenty one. And finally, Toby,
this is for you. Aaron Sorkin says he's thinking about
rebooting The West Wing after he visited the White House
(07:47):
on Friday to celebrate the twenty fifth anniversary of the
political drama. He told Variety, you know, I just got
a couple of ideas for episodes just walking around the
White House, and that is your show biz buzz.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I don't know if you saw some of the social
media stuff from downtown at the White House when the
cast of The West Wing was in there over the weekend,
but wow, that looked just amazing. Anyway, good stuff and
for more news, stay there. Top Stories at the top
of the Hour. On the way next, We're Toby and
Chilly in the morning and this is ninety seven point
one wash FMDC. Good Morning.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Top Stories.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Top of the Hour, House Speaker Mike Johnson says his
chamber plans to vote this week on a stopgap funding
bill to keep the federal government open through December twentieth.
The government said to begin a shut down at the
beginning of next month if no action is taken. An
investigation by CNN found that Maryland Democratic Senate candidate Angela
also Brooks claimed a tax break on a home that
(08:46):
she owned in DC between twenty five and twenty seventeen.
A spokesperson says also Brooks paid that mortgage on the
home after her grandmother moved out and was not aware
of any tax breaks tied to that property. And arborists
after being electrocuted while trimming a tree in Alexandria. This
happened around ten o'clock Saturday morning. An initial investigation found
(09:07):
that a branch contacted a live power line while the
worker was trimming the tree. The Maryland Department of Transportation
is offering free rides today. It's part of Car Free
Day that promotes environmentally friendly transit. M DOT is offering
free rides all day on Mark Trains, commuter buses, and
(09:29):
the Mobility paratransit system. And finally, new research reveals the
worst habits behind the wheel and the states where people
do them the most. Now Hawaii apparently has drivers with
the worst driving habits, and America's worst driving habit is
speeding less than ten miles per hour over the speed limit.
Forecasts for today cloudy with the chance of showers, highs
(09:51):
only around seventy right now sixty three in Alexandria.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Is there a tech first adopter in your life? What
do you do when that tech first adopter decides to
wait a minute on some new technology that came out.
I've been having some doubts about the new iPhone. We'll
unpack all of this and why coming up in just
a few and if you can relate eight sixty six
nine two, seven forty three sixty one or the talkback microphone,
(10:14):
it's wide open for you.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Up.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
You're signed in on your iHeart app, taps speak and send,
we love hearing from you, and we'll talk more coming up.
Do you know anybody that and maybe this is you,
that is one of those people that has to have
the latest and greatest when it comes to technology phones,
et cetera. Ninety seven point one Wash FM, Toby and
Chilly in the Morning at eight sixty six nine two
seven forty three sixty one. Apple came out with an
(10:36):
iPhone recently, and normally I like to be the guy
that goes and gets the brand new whatever because I
like all the brand new features.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
You're a tech guy.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
This time, I feel like I'm gonna pump the brakes.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
I'm shocked because you follow all the latest and greatest
with the iPhone releases, and you are one of the
first to pre order them. Why are you not jumping
on board this time?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I just don't feel like it has everything that I
want in it. And I've looked at the two and
I've got the previous Latest and greatest, and the only
thing that's really different to me between the previous latest
and greatest and this current latest and greatest that just
came out is a button for the camera. And I'm
sure that it's a very helpful button, oh gosh, but
(11:23):
I don't need it bad enough that I'm willing to
spend the money for a new laptop on a phone.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I wonder if they're just running out of ideas, because
at some point, if a button is like the only
newish feature, then we've already been there, done that. Let's
just keep it the same.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
And they say that it's the first phone built for
like Apple AI, which is you know, AI is the
new buzz for everything these days, right AI? First we
were scared. Now we have to have it. But here's
my thing. Anything that they put in the new one,
they're gonna have to put into the previous ones because
there's so many of them that are.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
You know, you're finally doing what I've done since the
beginning of cell phones. I hold onto a cell phone
until it stops working, it breaks, the battery keeps dying.
I hate upgrading the phone because it means a learning curve,
it means resetting passwords. What's the longest you've ever held
onto a phone before?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
That is an interesting question. I think I want to
think about a year, maybe a little bit longer than
a year, and it's kind of for the same reasons,
although I looked at the other way even on those
years long. Yeah, no, it's well, no, I think what
it is, and maybe I'm completely wrong on this. Maybe
I'm completely wrong, but it just to me doesn't seem
(12:42):
like the technology is where it needs to be just yet.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Apple, you better get to it. You're losing it.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
I mean, I'm like, you know what I mean, I'll
wait for a second. I'll take a beat and just
see how it all pans out.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Or just come over to the android side of things.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
To me, they're even further behind. Oh stop what, No,
we're no. I mean I said I'm pondering something new
as a first adopter. I didn't say I bump my
head and gone completely lopo on Lacabas Tolby.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
And Chilli's nearly impossible question.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
All right, it's time for the game on this Monday morning.
Here's the question.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
This classic game can be solved in seventeen tries. Which
game are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Eight six six nine two seven forty three sixty one?
That's eight six six nine two seven forty three sixty one.
If you know the answer, call now get it right,
and you could win tickets to see Cindy Lamper at
the Capitol Win Arena on October twenty seven. Thank you,
Live Nation. The question one more time.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
This classic game can be solved in seventeen tries, Which
game is it?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Eight six six nine two seven forty three sixty one?
Call now get it right. You could win, and we'll
all win too, because we'll learn something in the process.
The game's on.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Shelby and Chilli's nearly impossible question.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
All right, here is the question again, in case you
need it.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
This classic game can be solved in seventeen tries? What
game is it?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Tickets to Cindi l Opera for Grads, Capital One Arena,
Thank you, Live Nation. It's October twenty seventh to O
Hyattsville Anitra. Good morning. How are you doing today?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I'm going, well, thank you?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
It's Monday? But it's only Monday for a day, so
we'll get through it, and we'll get through it together.
I promise, Yes we will. That's right, and you know what,
you could be a step closer to making it a
great Monday. You've got the question. What's your guests? My
guess is interesting? Do you think you could pull off
trying to solve it in seventeen tries?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I tried, but no, not not yet.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
I have to practice some more.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Thoughts on that I was able to at one point
in life, but no longer. My brain doesn't function well.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
You want me to confess something to you ladies about that?
Speaker 7 (14:44):
There?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Rubik's Cuban seventeen tries. Oh I had I peeled off
all the stickers once and then I put all the
stickers on that it's called cheatingh No, it's not called cheating.
It's called rethinking available with available resource.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
It's clever.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
That's very clever.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
That's right. See, we'll see you out of the box
thinking anitra.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
You did not cheat. You actually did get the answer correct,
which means.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
That you're gonna go see Cindy Lapper, and that you
wasted too many times you made two y turns trying
to get that Rubik's Cube.
Speaker 6 (15:15):
Saft, whoo, pet off, Thanks so much.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Congratulations and enjoy.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
All right, I will thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
You're welcome, have a great Monday, and thank you for
listening to us. There goes a Nietre in Hyattsville who's
off to see Cindy Laupper because she's a Rubik's Cube
Champion's ninety seven point one. Watch FM Toby and Chilly
in the morning more tickets thanks to Live Nation to
see Cindy Lauper tomorrow morning with another round of your
nearly impossible question. And if you need the news, we've
got top stories for you at the top of the hour.
(15:46):
On the way.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Top stories top of the hour.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
House Speaker Mike Johnson says his chambers planning to vote
this week on a stopgap funding bill to keep the
federal government open through December twentieth. The government is set
to begin to shut down October first if no action
is taken. A Secret Service agent has been hospitalized after
accidentally shooting himself in Northwest DC on Saturday. Investigators say
(16:11):
the agent was handling his weapon when it went off,
and have labeled the shooting a negligent discharge. A fifteen
year old Maryland boy facing charges after allegedly making threats
against several DC schools. Police say the teen is from
brandywe and he made social media posts displaying images of
weapons alongside a list of DC schools. A visit to
(16:34):
a Chicago area casino has reportedly led to the demotion
of Washington national shortstop C J. Abrams. He was sent
to the minor leagues over the weekend. ESPN says Abrahams
was demoted after he stayed at the casino till just
hours before Friday's game with the Chicago Cubs. The Washington
Commanders are going to be looking for their second win
(16:55):
of the season tonight in Cincinnati as they take on
the Bengals. Kickoff set for eight fifteen, and according to
a recent survey, the average American gets into a disagreement
with their in laws once a month, and the number
one topic people argue what their in laws about is politics,
followed by lifestyle choices. Forecasts for today Clyde with the
(17:16):
chance of showers highs around seventy right now sixty three
in Riverdale.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Ninety seven point one washche FM seven oh six on
this Monday, September twenty third, Coming up, kids, they say
the Dornoice things, but nonetheless they're very innocent. And if
you're not a parent, you're gonna want to listen to
this because it's funny. If you are a parent, you're
gonna want to listen to this because I think you
can relate to it. Our producer, Taylor's Shay, one of
her kids routed her out inadvertently. Wait till you hear
(17:44):
about why and what went down. Coming up. It's innocent
And by the way, if you don't have kids, you're
gonna want to listen to this because it's funny. If if
you do, maybe you can relate to ninety seven point
one Wash CHEFM Toby and Chilly in the Morning at
eight sixty six nine two seven forty three sixty one.
Producer Taylor Shay is in here at Chile and this
is because of something that happened with the kids.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, what did you do that that he rated you
out for?
Speaker 1 (18:07):
So?
Speaker 5 (18:07):
I got a twenty five dollars parking ticket in Pennsylvania
last month and my husband kept telling me, because it
clipped it to the fridge, you need to pay it.
Well I did not, and then I got a letter
in the mail that it is now one hundred and
twenty five dollars, and because I didn't want to hear it,
I put that letter on the bottom of the stack
of mail. But my three year old is obsessed with
(18:29):
mail right now, I don't know. But from the other room,
I hear is your ticket one hundred and twenty five dollars.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Now.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
He brought the mail to my husband because he loves mail,
and that's where I found out.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Oh no, so you were going to try to sneak
this by your husband. Yeah, so I was just going
to pay it, not say anything.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
I have no comment. I know all the parties involved.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
In no way did you get the lecture you feared
you would get after he discovered that you had not
paid the original twenty five dollars.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
No, because he said, well, why did you hide this?
And I said, because I don't want to hear it,
and I don't want to hear it now either.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I'm just gonna pay it. Nobody needs to be mad
about it. I'm just gonna pay it. End of story.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Did you did you have a conversation with your three
year old about you know what, you don't always have
to give daddy the mail?
Speaker 5 (19:15):
No, because he loves mail so much. I don't want
to dampen his spirits. And he didn't know he was
doing anything wrong.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
What kids do that?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
No? No, no, you out that's right.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Tell on you, all on you.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
When you do something that's wrong. Even if you didn't
ever think that they would do, they find a way
to do it. It happens. I mean, I know it's
probably happened for you. Yes, I know that. I stopped
counting about how many times it happened to me.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
But the worst thing you can say to any child
is don't tell your father or don't tell your mother,
because inadvertently they're gonna go boom.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, that's like putting a billboard up on the Beltway
that says, don't look at this exactly. No, people are
gonna look at it and be like what. I'm just curious.
Did you ever get out of any trouble with that?
I mean, did that after I paid it? There was
no more discussion?
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Okay, well case close.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Can you relate? Anybody? Have any kids that inadvertently ratted
them out for whatever reason? Tell us a good story.
Talkbacks wide open. If you want to tap speak and send.
You got to be signed into your iHeart app which
your kids rats you out? On eight six, six, nine two,
seven forty three sixty one. Your stories are on the way.
Stay with us on.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
This Monday and coming up next we are going to
talk about a Maryland man who's brightening his neighborhood one
dad joke at a time.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
It's a story that we think might just make your Monday.
You'll hear it coming up Toby and Chilly in the
morning at ninety seven point one watch FM seven thirty
five on this Monday, September twenty third. It is Monday,
and now it's time for a story that comes from Kensington,
Maryland that we think might just make your Monday.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
And thanks to Tom Shrubin, folks in Kensington start their
days with a laugh. Yes, that's right. After he has
a cup of coffee, he gets a whiteboard and he
writes a dad joke on it and then puts it
on the front yard.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
And it started as just a thing. Didn't know how
long it was going to last. Now thousands, literally thousands
of days later, Tom's having quite the impact in his neighborhood.
Speaker 8 (21:05):
He recognized me on the street now according even if
I'm in the grocery store, they'll.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Say, hey, you're the bad dad joke guy.
Speaker 8 (21:11):
Rather than turning on the news no offense and hearing
about the you know, the terrible things that happened overnight,
you know, bombings and shootings, and you know, I start
my day with trying to figure out something that would
make people laugh.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
So why did Tom start with these bad dad jokes?
Speaker 8 (21:29):
Yeah, it was It was born out of COVID desperation.
I think people weren't talking to each other on the street.
It was very scary at that time.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
My wife said, you got to do something, Tom, and
so the bad dad joke did just that.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
And you know, he knows a little something about suffering
and going through loss. He actually lost two of his
six children when they were very young, and so this
is his way of honoring his kids, and that is
by bringing joy and sharing joy with others around him.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
What better way to heal people in the heart and
in the soul then with humor and to take ten
minutes a morning just to sit there and come up
with something ridiculous that causes eye rolls and groans or
someplace sometimes a legitimate chuckle. I mean, what can be
more healing than that?
Speaker 3 (22:17):
I'm actually impressed he hasn't run out of dad jokes?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Who knew that.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
There was enough to last over four years? Toby every
single day.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
And so if you get the chance to run to
Kensington today, go and take in the bad jokes from
the bad joke, the bad dad joke guy. I gotta
make sure it's bad dad jokes.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
I'm true man. Thank you so so much for all
that you do for Kensington and the DMV and for.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Making a Monday. It's a story that you might want
to read, maybe share with somebody. If you want to,
you'll find it. It's on the Toby and Chilipage WASHFM
dot com. And remember If you've got a story that
might just make somebody's Monday, send it our way. Toby
and Chili page WASHFM dot com. We cannot wait to
hear from you and a story that restores your faith
in all things humanity. It's ninety seven point one wash CHEFM.
(23:07):
Toby at Chilly in the morning, seven thirty seven. You
want some news, we got you covered Top Stories at
the top of the hour. That's on the way. Stay
with ninety seven point one was Cheff.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Top Stories, Top of the Hour.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
House Speaker Mike Johnson says his chamber plans to vote
this week on a stopgap funding bill to keep a
federal government running through December twentieth. The government is said
to begin to shut down at the beginning of next
month if no action is taken. And investigation by CNN
found that Maryland Democratic Senate candidate Angela also Brooks claimed
a tax break on a home that she owned in
(23:41):
DC between twenty five and twenty seventeen. Spokesperson says also
Brooks paid the mortgage on the home after her grandmother
moved out and was unaware of any tax breaks that
were tied to that property, and arborist is dead. After
being electrocuted while trimming a tree in Alexandria. This happened
Saturday morning around ten o'clock and initial investigation found that
(24:02):
a branch contacted a live power line while the worker
was trimming the tree. Starting this month, Americans are going
to be able to order free COVID nineteen test kits
that will be mailed to their homes. Households will be
able to order as many as four nasal swab tests.
You can go to COVID tests dot gov. While it
hub just came out with their list of the best
(24:23):
cities for women to thrive in based on fifteen key
indicators of living standards for women, coming in at number one.
Columbia Maryland, DC also made the top ten, coming in seventh.
Forecasts for today cloudy with the chance of showers. Highs
around seventy right now cloudy and sixty three in Centreville.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Kids, they say the dorndice things, and they're innocent when
they do. But sometimes when they say these things, they
rat you out in the process. They spill the beans
on a secret maybe you had. Maybe they reveal something
you didn't necessarily want revealed. Is this ever happened to you?
Happened to producer Taylor Shae. We'll tell you the story
real quickly, coming up in just minutes. And then if
(25:03):
it's happened to you, you've got to call us now
and tell us all about it. Eight six six nine
two seven forty three sixty one talkback microphone also open
tap speak sent, tell us your story. And even if
you don't have kids, you're gonna want to listen to
this because it will be funny. I promise keep listening.
Toby and Chilly in the morning on a Monday, from
the mouths of babes Toby and Chilly in the morning,
(25:24):
it's ninety seven point one. Watch up. And do you
ever have your kid throw you under the bus, rat
you out, get you in trouble? Eight sixty six nine
two seven forty three sixty one is the number producer
Taylor Shade told Chili and I.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Let her three year old accidentally ratted her out for
a parking ticket she never paid.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yep, And when it went from twenty five dollars to
one hundred dollars, it cost of disturbance in the force
of the Taylor Shay household ron listening to us this morning, Vienna,
thank you for calling. What's up?
Speaker 7 (25:52):
I took my sons to go watch some football. We
went to Hooters. We're just enjoying wings and watching the game.
But when I was there, like, when we get home,
you can't tell mommy that we came here. We get
back home, what do I notice in my son's hand?
As he's got the children's cup that they give out
at Hooters, and he's still he brought it home with
him and moms like, how did you get the Hooters cup?
(26:15):
He couldn't lie. He started crying because he knew he
was supposed to lie, but he couldn't and totally threw
me under the bus man.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Oh yeah, that's called karma.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Well, how's it called karmo? That implies that something bad happen.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
She didn't want him going there and he did it anyway.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Well, I mean it's a family restaurant, the place for smiles. Ronald,
thank you for the call. This morning. In Northern Virginia,
it's Toby and Chilly in the Morning eight six six,
nineteen seven, forty three sixty one eighty sixty six wash FM,
the number one stacy in Montgomery Village.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
So my husband is obsessed with the Keto diet right now.
I was supposed to make some brownies. Once I got
most of the way through the recipe, I was like,
oh my goodness, I completely forgot to use his sugar
for it. I used regular sugar. My kid was with
me while I was making them, though, I was like,
oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
You know, I just talk out a lot of.
Speaker 6 (27:04):
My kids, and so whenever we were eating them together,
my kiddo she was like, you're right, mamma, these are
better with the real sugar.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Well, that child wasn't lying what.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
And now it's all your fault that your husband's blood
sugar went through the roof.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Well, you know little things, Danielle Alexandria. Your kid ratted
you out? What would done?
Speaker 7 (27:25):
Well?
Speaker 9 (27:25):
I thought I worked out this great system so my
husband wouldn't find out about my shopping habits.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
All right, let's hear it.
Speaker 9 (27:31):
Whenever I go shopping, I'll leave the more evensive stuff
in the trunk.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
And it works.
Speaker 9 (27:36):
Except recently I went grocery shopping and I come home,
I tell the kids to go get the groceries. When
they come back in, my daughter is carrying the bag
with my really expensive person It then my husband walks
in and sees this, saying.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Where did you get that?
Speaker 9 (27:52):
And that's when my daughter said, Mommy told me to
bring in everything from the trust that she got at
the store. So, unfortunately, I've been in the house since then,
and naturally my kids are mad at me now too.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
I guess you're going to need a new hiding place.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Want more Toby and Jilly, head over to washefm dot
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Toby and Chilly Mornings on Demand on ninety seven point one.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Follow me on this because it's going to sound like
it's not very joyful, but there's always joy to be
found in everything. It's ninety seven point one Wash FM.
So why am I feeling good before five o'clock this morning?
I will tell you that on Friday, I ran out
of gas in the middle of a very busy road
in a very big the inner section. I just wasn't
paying attention on a couple of calls.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
You like to play the lette game.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I do, and I totally slipped my mind and I
totally felt my car just go oh my, And you know,
there was nobody you could call, you know, except for
Triple A. And instead of getting frustrated and angry and
letting that ruin my weekend, I called Triple A. Was
thankful that I pay that money a month for them
(00:50):
to come to my rescue, and they did. In the meantime,
during the thirty to forty five minutes that I sat
and waited to get you know, gas put in my
car so I could get to a station, I thought
I could let this ruin my weekend, but I'm not
going to because it was supposed to happen. I don't
know why. Part of it has to do with my
own stupidity about putting gas in the table, but you
(01:12):
know what, I wasn't going to let everyonin my weekend
and it didn't. So thank god, everything from there went
all right anyway. So what about you? Everything good this weekend?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah? We actually took a listener's advice and we went
and checked out a great country farm in Bluemont, Virginia
to do some more apple picking and fall festivaling. And
it was lovely. It was just lovely.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Are you going to bring in some of those apple nachos?
We talked about, Oh, do you want me to make
you some? I saw you made some on social media.
I thought perhaps maybe you'd bring some in.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
You know what, They would turn brown. So what I
will do is I'll have to make them instable.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Oh no, Rudy, they won't turn brown because I'll inhale them.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
No, I don't want to make them at home and
bring them. Yeah, I have to make them fresh so
that they don't turn But yes, I'll bring some. I'll
make some in here.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
That's the thing. People get depressed because it's fall and
they're like, oh, summer's going no man harvest season. You
get like the freshest of the fresh apples, apple nachos.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Don't get a twisted I still miss the pool.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Well, why are you feeling good before five am? Eight
six six nineteen seven forty three sixty one. Stay there
because as we shake off the weekend here at ninety
seven point one wash FM.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
What's a dream city you'd want to live in?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
We'll talk about it coming up next. Don't move. Headline
from the website dig this Morning says America's rich gen
zeers are starting to move to one state in particular,
that one state, New York, that one city, New York City.
It's ninety seven point one wash FM till we get
chilly in the morning. The numbers eight six, six, nine
two seven forty three sixty one. If you've got thoughts
(02:52):
on this, The New York tops the list, Florida on
there to Tennessee, Colorado, Texas rounding the top five.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I get the gen Z thing.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Man.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
If I were in my twenties, there was a time
I wish I could have gone to New York City,
been in Manhattan, the whole sex and the city time
of life. But no, it's never a city.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
That never sleeps. They've been up. They don't turn off
in that city.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
And even now when I visit, I try to pretend
like I'm living there just for the weekend. I couldn't
do it. Though. It's no longer my dream city to
live in. I'm okay where I am with the family
and such.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I could live in New York because it's got enough action,
but it might you know, what's that song by Boz Luhrman,
Leave before it makes you hard?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
So for me, I would leave the country and I
would go to Mexico, Cabo San Lucas, because I hear
that it's safe. They're relatively speaking. It's not like some
of these border towns you read about on the New
yorre you sing on the news. It's close enough to
the beach, that beach lifestyle. The food is always good
because it's Mexican food. Cabo San Lucas close enough to
(03:56):
the States, yet far enough away.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
That sounds like a nice dream city.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
As close as I'm going to come to it. You said, dream,
So it's a dream. Got a dream city in your world?
Where would you go if you could? The numbers eight
sixty six, nine two, seven forty three sixty one Erica,
Good morning in Rockville. Thanks for waking up with us.
Where's your dream city?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Barcelona?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
For sure?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Why is that it has a mix of vibrary city
light with beautiful architecture and a strong sense of community.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Well, I mean it's also close to the beach in
the mountains.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
That's a Bill Frow.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Well, then we hope you're bilingual.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Well right, And by the way, the dollar does go
further when it comes to euros these days, at least
for now. Thank you for jumping in this morning over
to Chris listening to us. Good morning in Arlington. So
dream city, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
My wife and I went on vacation and visited Portugal.
We absolutely fell in love with that country. So people
were very friendly and there was so much history there.
Plus who got to eat a few meals there and
the food.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Was great Portugal, Thank you for throwing that into the conversation.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
You know, my cousin actually lived there for two years
after a brief visit.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
It's beautiful, no I do, but she came back, so
it must not have been that beautiful.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Well you know, well, I mean it family's here.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Right eight sixty six, nineteen seven, forty three sixty one
Dream City Where would you love to live if you
could feel free to jump in and get involved. Toby
and Chilly in the Morning coming up in minutes will
help you with your mind this Monday morning. Your mindset,
your morning mindset on the way, stay close. Let's take
a moment to talk about you and your headspace. We
call this your morning mindset. At ninety seven point one
(05:29):
was CHEFM with Toby and Chilly in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
So what's the quote you've got for us on this Monday.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
From the great artist Pablo Picasso, who says, I am
always doing that which I cannot do in order that
I may learn how to do it. There's stuff in
life you think you can't do, but the only reason
you can't do it is because you don't know how
to do it. So do it anyway, Pablo Picasso, because
(05:55):
I'm always doing that which I cannot do in order
that I may learn how to do. So take it on.
You may not be perfect, but you're not gonna know
unless you try, And trying involves learning. Sometimes that means failing.
But don't let that hold you back today, And that's
your morning mindset from Monday. It's ninety seven point one
(06:15):
wash FM, Toby and Chilly in the morning. Entertainment news
coming up, some headlines. We call it show biz buzz.
What's going on? Coming up in just a few.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Sean Didty calls reportedly on suicide Watch as he's behind bars.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Time for entertainment news. We call it show biz buzz.
Ninety seven point one wash FEMI. Here are the headlines
you need to know this morning.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Well, Sean Didty Combs is reportedly on suicide Watch as
he awaits his trial on federal sex trafficking and racketeering charges.
That watch is reported to be a routine measure. He
was denied bail twice last week and was ordered to
remain behind bars until his trial. Meanwhile, several celebrities deleted
mentions of Diddy from their social media accounts over the weekend,
(07:00):
including Usher, Justin Bieber, and Pink Well. Kim Kardashian visited
the Richard Donovan Correctional Facility to talk about prison reform
with inmates, including the Menendez brothers. According to TMZ, Kim
was joined by her sister Chloe and mother Chris, as
well as film producer Scott Butnik and Cooper Cox, who
played Eric in the Netflix Bioplix biopic series Monsters. The
(07:25):
Lyle and Eric Menendez Story. Congrats to Olivia Munn and
John mulaney. They welcome their second child, a daughter named May,
via a gestational surrogate. The baby joins their son Malcolm,
who was born back in twenty twenty one. And finally, Toby,
this is for you. Aaron Sorkin says he's thinking about
rebooting The West Wing after he visited the White House
(07:47):
on Friday to celebrate the twenty fifth anniversary of the
political drama. He told Variety, you know, I just got
a couple of ideas for episodes just walking around the
White House, and that is your show biz buzz.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I don't know if you saw some of the social
media stuff from downtown at the White House when the
cast of The West Wing was in there over the weekend,
but wow, that looked just amazing. Anyway, good stuff and
for more news, stay there. Top Stories at the top
of the Hour. On the way next, We're Toby and
Chilly in the morning and this is ninety seven point
one wash FMDC. Good Morning.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Top Stories.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Top of the Hour, House Speaker Mike Johnson says his
chamber plans to vote this week on a stopgap funding
bill to keep the federal government open through December twentieth.
The government said to begin a shut down at the
beginning of next month if no action is taken. An
investigation by CNN found that Maryland Democratic Senate candidate Angela
also Brooks claimed a tax break on a home that
(08:46):
she owned in DC between twenty five and twenty seventeen.
A spokesperson says also Brooks paid that mortgage on the
home after her grandmother moved out and was not aware
of any tax breaks tied to that property. And arborists
after being electrocuted while trimming a tree in Alexandria. This
happened around ten o'clock Saturday morning. An initial investigation found
(09:07):
that a branch contacted a live power line while the
worker was trimming the tree. The Maryland Department of Transportation
is offering free rides today. It's part of Car Free
Day that promotes environmentally friendly transit. M DOT is offering
free rides all day on Mark Trains, commuter buses, and
(09:29):
the Mobility paratransit system. And finally, new research reveals the
worst habits behind the wheel and the states where people
do them the most. Now Hawaii apparently has drivers with
the worst driving habits, and America's worst driving habit is
speeding less than ten miles per hour over the speed limit.
Forecasts for today cloudy with the chance of showers, highs
(09:51):
only around seventy right now sixty three in Alexandria.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Is there a tech first adopter in your life? What
do you do when that tech first adopter decides to
wait a minute on some new technology that came out.
I've been having some doubts about the new iPhone. We'll
unpack all of this and why coming up in just
a few and if you can relate eight sixty six
nine two, seven forty three sixty one or the talkback microphone,
(10:14):
it's wide open for you.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Up.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
You're signed in on your iHeart app, taps speak and send,
we love hearing from you, and we'll talk more coming up.
Do you know anybody that and maybe this is you,
that is one of those people that has to have
the latest and greatest when it comes to technology phones,
et cetera. Ninety seven point one Wash FM, Toby and
Chilly in the Morning at eight sixty six nine two
seven forty three sixty one. Apple came out with an
(10:36):
iPhone recently, and normally I like to be the guy
that goes and gets the brand new whatever because I
like all the brand new features.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
You're a tech guy.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
This time, I feel like I'm gonna pump the brakes.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
I'm shocked because you follow all the latest and greatest
with the iPhone releases, and you are one of the
first to pre order them. Why are you not jumping
on board this time?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I just don't feel like it has everything that I
want in it. And I've looked at the two and
I've got the previous Latest and greatest, and the only
thing that's really different to me between the previous latest
and greatest and this current latest and greatest that just
came out is a button for the camera. And I'm
sure that it's a very helpful button, oh gosh, but
(11:23):
I don't need it bad enough that I'm willing to
spend the money for a new laptop on a phone.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I wonder if they're just running out of ideas, because
at some point, if a button is like the only
newish feature, then we've already been there, done that. Let's
just keep it the same.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
And they say that it's the first phone built for
like Apple AI, which is you know, AI is the
new buzz for everything these days, right AI? First we
were scared. Now we have to have it. But here's
my thing. Anything that they put in the new one,
they're gonna have to put into the previous ones because
there's so many of them that are.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
You know, you're finally doing what I've done since the
beginning of cell phones. I hold onto a cell phone
until it stops working, it breaks, the battery keeps dying.
I hate upgrading the phone because it means a learning curve,
it means resetting passwords. What's the longest you've ever held
onto a phone before?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
That is an interesting question. I think I want to
think about a year, maybe a little bit longer than
a year, and it's kind of for the same reasons,
although I looked at the other way even on those
years long. Yeah, no, it's well, no, I think what
it is, and maybe I'm completely wrong on this. Maybe
I'm completely wrong, but it just to me doesn't seem
(12:42):
like the technology is where it needs to be just yet.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Apple, you better get to it. You're losing it.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
I mean, I'm like, you know what I mean, I'll
wait for a second. I'll take a beat and just
see how it all pans out.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Or just come over to the android side of things.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
To me, they're even further behind. Oh stop what, No,
we're no. I mean I said I'm pondering something new
as a first adopter. I didn't say I bump my
head and gone completely lopo on Lacabas Tolby.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
And Chilli's nearly impossible question.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
All right, it's time for the game on this Monday morning.
Here's the question.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
This classic game can be solved in seventeen tries. Which
game are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Eight six six nine two seven forty three sixty one?
That's eight six six nine two seven forty three sixty one.
If you know the answer, call now get it right,
and you could win tickets to see Cindy Lamper at
the Capitol Win Arena on October twenty seven. Thank you,
Live Nation. The question one more time.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
This classic game can be solved in seventeen tries, Which
game is it?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Eight six six nine two seven forty three sixty one?
Call now get it right. You could win, and we'll
all win too, because we'll learn something in the process.
The game's on.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Shelby and Chilli's nearly impossible question.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
All right, here is the question again, in case you
need it.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
This classic game can be solved in seventeen tries? What
game is it?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Tickets to Cindi l Opera for Grads, Capital One Arena,
Thank you, Live Nation. It's October twenty seventh to O
Hyattsville Anitra. Good morning. How are you doing today?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I'm going, well, thank you?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
It's Monday? But it's only Monday for a day, so
we'll get through it, and we'll get through it together.
I promise, Yes we will. That's right, and you know what,
you could be a step closer to making it a
great Monday. You've got the question. What's your guests? My
guess is interesting? Do you think you could pull off
trying to solve it in seventeen tries?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I tried, but no, not not yet.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
I have to practice some more.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Thoughts on that I was able to at one point
in life, but no longer. My brain doesn't function well.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
You want me to confess something to you ladies about that?
Speaker 7 (14:44):
There?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Rubik's Cuban seventeen tries. Oh I had I peeled off
all the stickers once and then I put all the
stickers on that it's called cheatingh No, it's not called cheating.
It's called rethinking available with available resource.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
It's clever.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
That's very clever.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
That's right. See, we'll see you out of the box
thinking anitra.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
You did not cheat. You actually did get the answer correct,
which means.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
That you're gonna go see Cindy Lapper, and that you
wasted too many times you made two y turns trying
to get that Rubik's Cube.
Speaker 6 (15:15):
Saft, whoo, pet off, Thanks so much.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Congratulations and enjoy.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
All right, I will thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
You're welcome, have a great Monday, and thank you for
listening to us. There goes a Nietre in Hyattsville who's
off to see Cindy Laupper because she's a Rubik's Cube
Champion's ninety seven point one. Watch FM Toby and Chilly
in the morning more tickets thanks to Live Nation to
see Cindy Lauper tomorrow morning with another round of your
nearly impossible question. And if you need the news, we've
got top stories for you at the top of the hour.
(15:46):
On the way.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Top stories top of the hour.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
House Speaker Mike Johnson says his chambers planning to vote
this week on a stopgap funding bill to keep the
federal government open through December twentieth. The government is set
to begin to shut down October first if no action
is taken. A Secret Service agent has been hospitalized after
accidentally shooting himself in Northwest DC on Saturday. Investigators say
(16:11):
the agent was handling his weapon when it went off,
and have labeled the shooting a negligent discharge. A fifteen
year old Maryland boy facing charges after allegedly making threats
against several DC schools. Police say the teen is from
brandywe and he made social media posts displaying images of
weapons alongside a list of DC schools. A visit to
(16:34):
a Chicago area casino has reportedly led to the demotion
of Washington national shortstop C J. Abrams. He was sent
to the minor leagues over the weekend. ESPN says Abrahams
was demoted after he stayed at the casino till just
hours before Friday's game with the Chicago Cubs. The Washington
Commanders are going to be looking for their second win
(16:55):
of the season tonight in Cincinnati as they take on
the Bengals. Kickoff set for eight fifteen, and according to
a recent survey, the average American gets into a disagreement
with their in laws once a month, and the number
one topic people argue what their in laws about is politics,
followed by lifestyle choices. Forecasts for today Clyde with the
(17:16):
chance of showers highs around seventy right now sixty three
in Riverdale.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Ninety seven point one washche FM seven oh six on
this Monday, September twenty third, Coming up, kids, they say
the Dornoice things, but nonetheless they're very innocent. And if
you're not a parent, you're gonna want to listen to
this because it's funny. If you are a parent, you're
gonna want to listen to this because I think you
can relate to it. Our producer, Taylor's Shay, one of
her kids routed her out inadvertently. Wait till you hear
(17:44):
about why and what went down. Coming up. It's innocent
And by the way, if you don't have kids, you're
gonna want to listen to this because it's funny. If if
you do, maybe you can relate to ninety seven point
one Wash CHEFM Toby and Chilly in the Morning at
eight sixty six nine two seven forty three sixty one.
Producer Taylor Shay is in here at Chile and this
is because of something that happened with the kids.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, what did you do that that he rated you
out for?
Speaker 1 (18:07):
So?
Speaker 5 (18:07):
I got a twenty five dollars parking ticket in Pennsylvania
last month and my husband kept telling me, because it
clipped it to the fridge, you need to pay it.
Well I did not, and then I got a letter
in the mail that it is now one hundred and
twenty five dollars, and because I didn't want to hear it,
I put that letter on the bottom of the stack
of mail. But my three year old is obsessed with
(18:29):
mail right now, I don't know. But from the other room,
I hear is your ticket one hundred and twenty five dollars.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Now.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
He brought the mail to my husband because he loves mail,
and that's where I found out.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Oh no, so you were going to try to sneak
this by your husband. Yeah, so I was just going
to pay it, not say anything.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
I have no comment. I know all the parties involved.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
In no way did you get the lecture you feared
you would get after he discovered that you had not
paid the original twenty five dollars.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
No, because he said, well, why did you hide this?
And I said, because I don't want to hear it,
and I don't want to hear it now either.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I'm just gonna pay it. Nobody needs to be mad
about it. I'm just gonna pay it. End of story.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Did you did you have a conversation with your three
year old about you know what, you don't always have
to give daddy the mail?
Speaker 5 (19:15):
No, because he loves mail so much. I don't want
to dampen his spirits. And he didn't know he was
doing anything wrong.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
What kids do that?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
No? No, no, you out that's right.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Tell on you, all on you.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
When you do something that's wrong. Even if you didn't
ever think that they would do, they find a way
to do it. It happens. I mean, I know it's
probably happened for you. Yes, I know that. I stopped
counting about how many times it happened to me.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
But the worst thing you can say to any child
is don't tell your father or don't tell your mother,
because inadvertently they're gonna go boom.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, that's like putting a billboard up on the Beltway
that says, don't look at this exactly. No, people are
gonna look at it and be like what. I'm just curious.
Did you ever get out of any trouble with that?
I mean, did that after I paid it? There was
no more discussion?
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Okay, well case close.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Can you relate? Anybody? Have any kids that inadvertently ratted
them out for whatever reason? Tell us a good story.
Talkbacks wide open. If you want to tap speak and send.
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Stay with us on.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
This Monday and coming up next we are going to
talk about a Maryland man who's brightening his neighborhood one
dad joke at a time.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
It's a story that we think might just make your Monday.
You'll hear it coming up Toby and Chilly in the
morning at ninety seven point one watch FM seven thirty
five on this Monday, September twenty third. It is Monday,
and now it's time for a story that comes from Kensington,
Maryland that we think might just make your Monday.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
And thanks to Tom Shrubin, folks in Kensington start their
days with a laugh. Yes, that's right. After he has
a cup of coffee, he gets a whiteboard and he
writes a dad joke on it and then puts it
on the front yard.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
And it started as just a thing. Didn't know how
long it was going to last. Now thousands, literally thousands
of days later, Tom's having quite the impact in his neighborhood.
Speaker 8 (21:05):
He recognized me on the street now according even if
I'm in the grocery store, they'll.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Say, hey, you're the bad dad joke guy.
Speaker 8 (21:11):
Rather than turning on the news no offense and hearing
about the you know, the terrible things that happened overnight,
you know, bombings and shootings, and you know, I start
my day with trying to figure out something that would
make people laugh.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
So why did Tom start with these bad dad jokes?
Speaker 8 (21:29):
Yeah, it was It was born out of COVID desperation.
I think people weren't talking to each other on the street.
It was very scary at that time.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
My wife said, you got to do something, Tom, and
so the bad dad joke did just that.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
And you know, he knows a little something about suffering
and going through loss. He actually lost two of his
six children when they were very young, and so this
is his way of honoring his kids, and that is
by bringing joy and sharing joy with others around him.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
What better way to heal people in the heart and
in the soul then with humor and to take ten
minutes a morning just to sit there and come up
with something ridiculous that causes eye rolls and groans or
someplace sometimes a legitimate chuckle. I mean, what can be
more healing than that?
Speaker 3 (22:17):
I'm actually impressed he hasn't run out of dad jokes?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Who knew that.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
There was enough to last over four years? Toby every
single day.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
And so if you get the chance to run to
Kensington today, go and take in the bad jokes from
the bad joke, the bad dad joke guy. I gotta
make sure it's bad dad jokes.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
I'm true man. Thank you so so much for all
that you do for Kensington and the DMV and for.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Making a Monday. It's a story that you might want
to read, maybe share with somebody. If you want to,
you'll find it. It's on the Toby and Chilipage WASHFM
dot com. And remember If you've got a story that
might just make somebody's Monday, send it our way. Toby
and Chili page WASHFM dot com. We cannot wait to
hear from you and a story that restores your faith
in all things humanity. It's ninety seven point one wash CHEFM.
(23:07):
Toby at Chilly in the morning, seven thirty seven. You
want some news, we got you covered Top Stories at
the top of the hour. That's on the way. Stay
with ninety seven point one was Cheff.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Top Stories, Top of the Hour.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
House Speaker Mike Johnson says his chamber plans to vote
this week on a stopgap funding bill to keep a
federal government running through December twentieth. The government is said
to begin to shut down at the beginning of next
month if no action is taken. And investigation by CNN
found that Maryland Democratic Senate candidate Angela also Brooks claimed
a tax break on a home that she owned in
(23:41):
DC between twenty five and twenty seventeen. Spokesperson says also
Brooks paid the mortgage on the home after her grandmother
moved out and was unaware of any tax breaks that
were tied to that property, and arborist is dead. After
being electrocuted while trimming a tree in Alexandria. This happened
Saturday morning around ten o'clock and initial investigation found that
(24:02):
a branch contacted a live power line while the worker
was trimming the tree. Starting this month, Americans are going
to be able to order free COVID nineteen test kits
that will be mailed to their homes. Households will be
able to order as many as four nasal swab tests.
You can go to COVID tests dot gov. While it
hub just came out with their list of the best
(24:23):
cities for women to thrive in based on fifteen key
indicators of living standards for women, coming in at number one.
Columbia Maryland, DC also made the top ten, coming in seventh.
Forecasts for today cloudy with the chance of showers. Highs
around seventy right now cloudy and sixty three in Centreville.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Kids, they say the dorndice things, and they're innocent when
they do. But sometimes when they say these things, they
rat you out in the process. They spill the beans
on a secret maybe you had. Maybe they reveal something
you didn't necessarily want revealed. Is this ever happened to you?
Happened to producer Taylor Shae. We'll tell you the story
real quickly, coming up in just minutes. And then if
(25:03):
it's happened to you, you've got to call us now
and tell us all about it. Eight six six nine
two seven forty three sixty one talkback microphone also open
tap speak sent, tell us your story. And even if
you don't have kids, you're gonna want to listen to
this because it will be funny. I promise keep listening.
Toby and Chilly in the morning on a Monday, from
the mouths of babes Toby and Chilly in the morning,
(25:24):
it's ninety seven point one. Watch up. And do you
ever have your kid throw you under the bus, rat
you out, get you in trouble? Eight sixty six nine
two seven forty three sixty one is the number producer
Taylor Shade told Chili and I.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Let her three year old accidentally ratted her out for
a parking ticket she never paid.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yep, And when it went from twenty five dollars to
one hundred dollars, it cost of disturbance in the force
of the Taylor Shay household ron listening to us this morning, Vienna,
thank you for calling. What's up?
Speaker 7 (25:52):
I took my sons to go watch some football. We
went to Hooters. We're just enjoying wings and watching the game.
But when I was there, like, when we get home,
you can't tell mommy that we came here. We get
back home, what do I notice in my son's hand?
As he's got the children's cup that they give out
at Hooters, and he's still he brought it home with
him and moms like, how did you get the Hooters cup?
(26:15):
He couldn't lie. He started crying because he knew he
was supposed to lie, but he couldn't and totally threw
me under the bus man.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Oh yeah, that's called karma.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Well, how's it called karmo? That implies that something bad happen.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
She didn't want him going there and he did it anyway.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Well, I mean it's a family restaurant, the place for smiles. Ronald,
thank you for the call. This morning. In Northern Virginia,
it's Toby and Chilly in the Morning eight six six,
nineteen seven, forty three sixty one eighty sixty six wash FM,
the number one stacy in Montgomery Village.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
So my husband is obsessed with the Keto diet right now.
I was supposed to make some brownies. Once I got
most of the way through the recipe, I was like,
oh my goodness, I completely forgot to use his sugar
for it. I used regular sugar. My kid was with
me while I was making them, though, I was like,
oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
You know, I just talk out a lot of.
Speaker 6 (27:04):
My kids, and so whenever we were eating them together,
my kiddo she was like, you're right, mamma, these are
better with the real sugar.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Well, that child wasn't lying what.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
And now it's all your fault that your husband's blood
sugar went through the roof.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Well, you know little things, Danielle Alexandria. Your kid ratted
you out? What would done?
Speaker 7 (27:25):
Well?
Speaker 9 (27:25):
I thought I worked out this great system so my
husband wouldn't find out about my shopping habits.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
All right, let's hear it.
Speaker 9 (27:31):
Whenever I go shopping, I'll leave the more evensive stuff
in the trunk.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
And it works.
Speaker 9 (27:36):
Except recently I went grocery shopping and I come home,
I tell the kids to go get the groceries. When
they come back in, my daughter is carrying the bag
with my really expensive person It then my husband walks
in and sees this, saying.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Where did you get that?
Speaker 9 (27:52):
And that's when my daughter said, Mommy told me to
bring in everything from the trust that she got at
the store. So, unfortunately, I've been in the house since then,
and naturally my kids are mad at me now too.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
I guess you're going to need a new hiding place.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Want more Toby and Jilly, head over to washefm dot
com or the iHeartRadio app.
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