April 15, 2024 • 42 mins
Did you really think we would leave you without a podcast? We just wanted to see if you would be okay with us missing a day. The Masters turned out to be anticlimactic but we got to see Tiger Woods look human on the golf course. UFC 300 was one for the ages so we will talk about all the fights that we didn't see and Lunchbox's kids are addicted to chocolate milk.
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
To piss or not to piss.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
No, you're not gonna pee. Just let's just start the show. Look,
I told you I wasn't gonna be here Monday. We
got a little window here, we're doing it. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
But I didn't post it till five pm.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Ah, that's not right. What do you mean Today's no,
I'll post it right now. I got time. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Arnold's off today. Guys, he got schlit faced all weekend, hungover.
He said it was a raging hangover.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
He said he was at a master's party. I didn't
see a master's party. I know, Greg, Jacob, and Garrett
all got together to watch it yesterday, but that's all
I know. I don't know about what you and Justin did.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
It wasn't a master's party I heard. Arnold said he
was just master. Oh, Justin did his own thing. I
turned him down all weekend. Now that relationships on the
first because we live in two different parts of town.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I know. I told you when you moved, you're never
gonna see Justin again. You're like, no, it's just a
short drive, never going to see each other.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
And also my wife doesn't see people until the weekend,
so I would just hey, I'm gonna go drinking with
the guys to night. I'll see you in three days.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well, she can't go drink with you, and justin, yes
she can't.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
But the golf is what reallyatch is a monkey nge.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I see what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
She's not into golf, So maybe I need ray you
try and just get the women into toys and stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, I don't know, it's hard, Like I see something
like I saw a woman the other day. I went
to the driving range and she just sat there and
watched her dude hit balls danky. Well I thought it
was in I was like, huh, it was really weird.
Is she came up to the fence, like there's a
little fence between the walking path and the driving range,
(01:49):
and she hand him a water bottle, a hat and
a glove and then he went back got the golf
cart and drove around and picked her up in the
golf cart. I'm like, well, why didn't you just wait till?
It was very strange.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
That's what they do in public. What do they do
behind closed doors?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I don't know. All right, let's start.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
It, lamb skin ray, all right, we're gonna do it
live without Arnold. I think I can do it.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
We oh the one, two, three sore losers?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
How did I miss that?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I said, jokingly, I think I can do it without Arnold.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
And and then like literally you said you can do
without Arnold. So I just sat here like okay, like
why am I and it just did not come out.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
He's make believe Arnold doesn't even exist.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Oh my god? What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I
know the most about sports, so I'll give you the
sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a
sports genius.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Ray, You're right, I can't do it without the make
believe person you created in the studio.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Oh god, all right, what up?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Y'all?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Have?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Says it. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I live on the North side of Nashville with Baser.
We are farmers, We're ranchers. We have a lot of property.
We have crops. We have a little bit of straw
right now, nothing yet soon corn, probably some uh for roots, vegetables,
all the things pumpkins in the fall I've seen other
people do. I don't know if it's lucrative. If it is,
maybe I'll leave this over to you.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Man, I'll just sleep Last night, Ray, this is one,
two three.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
How did you sleep last night? M Baser went to dinner.
Her our niece had a confirmation at the Catholic Church.
Could ever do that? Yeah you did?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, I did it when I was like sixteen.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
She's in that vicinity age wise. Then they went to
Jay Alexander's after nice but it was back downtown. I
wouldn't have been able to go to bed till eight,
so I had to turn them down. So I was
in bed at seven thirty. Cat listens to me and
goes to bed, so it's something with the female. When
Baser's there, the cat goes crazy with it's a male.
I'm authoritarian. I'm not being sexist or anything like that,
(03:46):
but I'm just telling you the cat knows when I
say go to bed, it goes to bed. So me
and Cat are in bed. Bazer comes crashing in. Thirty
minutes later. We got back to bed. I woke up.
She was playing on her phone. I don't know what
in the world she was doing at twelve thirty, but
I great. I was well rested, got in the car,
turned on my favorite podcast, not this one, and dude,
(04:08):
I enjoyed my thirty minute commute. That's how I know
how well I slept. No dreams, but that the fact
that I was in a good mood on a Monday
tells me it was RESTful.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Coach, I had a terrible night of sleep. Man. I
don't know if my kids were overtired or what. But
first you had the four year old wake up at
eleven fifty five, Da, dada, what my blanket? My blanket? Okay, Well,
now I think I gotta go peepee? Okay, all right,
(04:39):
so I go down there, go he goes pee, get
back in bed, go down to the other quarter. Twelve
forty five five year old crying.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
You need a night nurse.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, And I go down there. I'm like, what's wrong, dude,
what's wrong? Goes got it? I had a bad dream. Okay,
what did you dream about? I had a dream that
someone was wrapping me up in a kleenex.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
So now it's what did your kids and you sleep
and dream about?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
And I said, oh, but don't worry about it. And like,
I guess it was fearful. This is what a nightmare
is to a five year old. They're gonna get scarier, kid.
And I said, hey man, it's okay, Bud, we're here.
We're here, and he goes, well, now that you're here,
I think I gotta go pee. I'm okay. So this
was all a ploy just to give me down here
so you can go pete, Like you can go pee
by yourself. You know how to go pee in the toilet.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
There's no way. My dad went through this when we
were kids. And there's my mom.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
There's no way. But my wife sleeps with earplugs.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Give me ten seconds, guys, guys. The inside joke with
Jason with the night nurses. Jason Aldan on the Bobby
Bone Show. Bones goes, hey man, what's some advice for
new parents and stuff? And al Dean goes, get a
night nurse? Like Alden, not very relatable, but thanks for
the tip.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Literally, he said. His exact line was like, oh man,
I'm a hands on dat I'm a hands on I
change diapers, I do all that. And we said even
at night. He goes, oh, no, you gotta get a
night nurse for that, Like you have to get your sleep,
(06:21):
so you got to bring in a night nurse. I'm like, well,
that's not really how it works with most Americans and
most people in society. I never even I'll be honest
with you, I had never even heard the term night
nurse until he said at that time.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
That's why I had to give the backstory, because I
would have probably never in my life known that it
exists until you the rich country stars come in. Now
I know, so it's second language to me. But it's
always a joke.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
But how does someone become a night nurse?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Like?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
How do people know that that is an industry? And
so you just go sit at rich people's house all night?
And when you're there, do you fall asleep or do
you have to stay awake the whole time? Or can
you go to sleep and wake up when the baby
wakes up? These baby monitors, you have to stay damn awake.
You're gonna get found.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
But it's I bet it's word of mouth through the wealthy.
But back to your wife, earplugs kid away.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
So yeah, so he goes back to bed, and I
go back up and go back to bed, and then
two fifteen I hear I want to and I go
down there and I'm like, what's wrong, Bud, what's wrong?
But he's still asleep.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Oh it was just a tree.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
But he had his blanket wrapped in his legs and
he's in the fetal position, so he's freezing cold.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Was he trying to escape the jail cell?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
That might be what it was. And I was like, okay,
so he has a well he got my wife a
Preads blanket for Christmas, but he uses it. And the
other night she was like, you don't want your Pread's blanket.
He goes, well, actually, Mama, it's yours. I got it
for you for Christmas, but I just use it. Playoff
push and he all of a sudden doesn't like sleeping
with the Pread's blanket. Now he sleeps with this little
(07:51):
baby quilt that barely covers him, and so I put
the Pread's blanket on him. So I know this morning
when he woke up, he was probably mad at my
wife or mad at me and was like, I know
what the Bread's blanket. But I went down there and
his he was wrapped up, his legs were in the
blank between the blanket, but the blanket wasn't on him
and I couldn't rip it apart, so I just put
it back on him. So I woke up like three
(08:11):
or four times in the middle of the night. That's how
my night of sleep was. So that's why I'm a
little like, I'm tired, I'm frustrated. I don't know what's
going on.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, even if it was good, RESTful sleep, the fact
you're up four times makes it there's no way you
are getting a good mood.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
No, because I can go back to sleep like that,
no problem. I lay down, I go back to sleep.
Where my wife, if she wakes up, she's up for
like an hour because she can't fall back asleep. She
starts thinking about, oh, I gotta do this, I gotta
do that. Oh tomorrow's this, tomorrow's that. So that's why
she sleeps with the earplugs so she doesn't hear the kids.
And I was thinking they'd be exhausted so they'd sleep
through the night. Nope, I guess they were overtired. They
(08:45):
kept waking up.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I know. We never do a back to back How
did you sleep? Night?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah? Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
And Saturday night, me and the wife skipped the UFC
party with the other couple down the street.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Remember they got the sixty thousand dollars sound system theater seats. Dude,
we went to bed ats and I woke up at seven,
So that's twelve hours. Then we hung out for a
little while bro I went. We didn't have the confirmation
until the afternoon. I went to bed again from nine
until about twelve thirty, so I got fifteen and a
half hours on Saturday night. That's how you know you've
(09:14):
been giving your energy to the people.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I on Saturday n I missed UFC three hundred ray.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
It looked like a great card.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Looked like a great card, looked like the fights were amazing.
And the reason was Max Holiday. Halloway, not holiday, that's holiday,
Jackson Holiday. Yeah, yeah, yes, there you go. Anyway, what
happened is we had a very busy day on Saturday,
like we had Saturday morning, and woke up, went for
(09:42):
a run. After that, we went garage sailing.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
There's money in that. There is money in that, or
you guys are actually looking for stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Now we did. My wife likes to go look and
it's just a way to get the kids out and
it's kind of fun. It's a little hobby.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
It's enjoyable because I've seen a couple on the side
of the road driving home on the two things is
gonna happen. You're gonna get hit by a car trying
to go to one of these, or you're gonna just
find crap. Doesn't look like high value stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Ninety nine percent of stuff absolute junk, just terrible and
everything you see. My kid's like, oh Dad, I can
we get that. They don't even know what it is,
but they're just excited and they start grabbing things and nice.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I got a old woman's bed sheet.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah, pretty much is basically what it is. But some
people get furniture and you can refinish it and do
all that stuff. But I don't have time.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
There ain't time. And I'll tell you guys right now,
there's not enough time in the day to refinish furniture
as a side job. And I'll hang up and listen
on that one. There we go.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
So then we had a birthday party, and we went
to the birthday party, and then after the birthday party,
one of the families that lives in the neighborhoods like,
we'll have the after party. We'll cook dinner here after.
So it was five point thirty, so we go over
to their house and I'm thinking we'll be out of
there by eight.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
What y'all cooking? Oh yes, I'm cooking. Oh are you
finn to cook.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
And so I'm the they put the bouncy house up,
they put you know, they did all this stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Oh so it was a planned after party.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I was gonna say, last second, how do you throw together?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
No? No, no, no. It was like she texted on Tuesday
and I was like, okay, cool, we're there at five thirty.
We're out of there by eight. I'll be watching UFC
three hundred on my couch. By nine. It'd be great.
We are there. It is nine thirty. The kids have
not napped today, they have not done anything, and they
are still running around like little hooligans, bonkers. When one
(11:30):
of the one of the families there, the woman's nine
months pregnant, gonna pop at any moment, looks at her
watch and she goes, oh man, it's nine thirty. We
should probably get these kids in bed, right, And I'm like, uh,
UFC three hundred started already, so what's the point.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Check your stomach.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
No, I didn't do that, but she did have her
drink just sitting on her belly.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Are you milking? Sorry? My wife's been through it three
times and so this is her fourth and so, but
you really can carry on a conversation with a pregnant
one because of how closely you are with that. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. I really wouldn't know the first
thing to ask. You know, it's like, your boobs get bigger?
What exactly do you say you would know all the
things to ask.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, you don't really ask if your boobs get bigger.
You just sort of notice them get bigger because you
can tell they're bigger than when they were like three
months ago.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Hey, take a selfie with me.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
And so then we walk home and we get home
and it's like ten o'clock, and I have a choice.
Do I log on and buy the fights and only
see half of them? Or do I just say, you
know what I missed out on UFC three hundred and
go to bed.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Main card I believe. I mean it was closer to midnight, right.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Well, it ends at midnight, but it starts at nine.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
That's what I saw.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
So I was right in the middle.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
That's how it all started. Baser goes, hey, let's do fights,
and I said, are you aware they start? I think
at nine o'clock at night? We go till one am.
She looked it up confirmed, and that's why we were
both on the same page over to you.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
So that's when I just my wife goes, you're not
gonna get the fights. I was like, look, they're half over.
I just have to chalk it up as I missed
out on UFC three hundred and I have to hope
that the fights weren't that good, and I wake up
in the morning to fights were amazing. One of the
greatest knockouts in UFC history. Oh my god, one second
left on the clock and I'm like, awesome, Max Holiday Halloway.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah. And then the final one, it was pretty predictable,
even though it was a minus one forty. Whoever played Solomon?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I don't even remember. I'm blanking, but I don't have
my computer in front of me, but yeah, he kicked
his ass in the first.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Round, right, No, it was a it was a full
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I don't know what order they winning because I didn't watch.
I didn't get to see it, so I don't know
who went where.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
I'm such a casual UFC better I included in the parlay.
Don't worry, the parlay was already shot at about two pm.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I took a shot at your parlays yesterday on Facebook.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, I know you did, And I said, that's not
funny because guess what, there's no Sunday parlays. They all
ended about two pm on Saturday when the Avalanche got
sodomized seven to nothing and the Rockies were down five
to nothing in the first inning. So much for my
Mountain time zone bet of the day. But yes, then
the I wanted the UFC. I saw one of the
guys was a heavy favorite, can't remember the exact name.
He was the fight before minus won fifty he won.
(14:07):
And then I want to say Solomon got beat because
the said he was bad in his feet, So I
was beat feet rhymed it, Yes, I did. So then
I went, let's say it's not Pantosia Pierra. Some dude
fought Solomon and beat him handily. It was a distance fight,
but I would have won. If the parley would have continued,
it would have won. It fell short at two pm.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah, so it was a great busy weekend. So then
on Sunday I was like, look, I really want to
watch the Masters. This is the leader board is jumbled up.
There's a lot of people in contention.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Was it dude?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
They were all tied at six under seven under.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Right, but the Masters is one. You're not jumping six
or seven spots. There was about five guys that could wait.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
That's a bunch five people in contention. On Sunday last year,
John Rumm was so far ahead you didn't even need
to watch.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
And remember these final last couple of years, it's been
minus twenty minus eighteens that have won it. These guys
were clinging the seven. Remember what I said on Friday regression,
That's what happened. You're gonna get good information from our
betting firm, and doesn't.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
But then they're showing time. I mean, they showed so
much Tiger Woods. They showed so much Tiger Woods. He
was so terrible.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Tiger Woods sold, rom sold, Keopka sold.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Bubble Dothin, John sold, sold.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Brooks, Koepka. I said him already, Uh, Phil Michaelson sold.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
But Tiger was so bad, and they kept showing him.
I'm like, guys, I understand Tiger is the biggest name,
but I don't need to see him getting a four
over on one hole. The dude is done. He's terrible,
he looks awful. Let's quit showing him.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
You gotta show him. You got to show him because
guess what Scotty won. It was yay, dude. The patron
split out of that thing. The second that puppy was
over Scott he's like giving off. I mean, I know, hey,
he doesn't necessarily move the needle.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
We love Tiger and people tune in to see Tiger.
I get that, But to see Tiger barely be able
to walk, to barely be able to swing the club,
it was awkward to watch. When Scotty was up three
final holes, I didn't watch, dude.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
It was a race for people to try and turn
off their TVs.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
It was so I didn't watch the last three holes
because I was like, okay, he's had eleven. Other person
that's seventh. This puppy is put to bed.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
The final hole is hilarious at eighteen. Remember this guy
is the final hole with the Masters. It's going uphill
and beautiful ending. But Scotty doesn't hit the first one good.
It goes in the dust, the dirt whatever it's called
sand something, mud muck, fuck something, pine straw. He hits
it again and obviously and it just lays it up.
It just a shitty shot. Then he hits it again
(16:40):
and it's just on the green. Oh he's still part
it after two completely terrible shots. Oh, so nobody can
ever catch up. On eighteen, got.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
It, he started dropping darts. But here's the thing about Tiger.
So we're watching it. My kids like, oh, who's that?
Nad I was like, Tiger Woods, let me tell you this,
He's the greatest golfer to ever do it.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Oh he said on Dad's.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Twenty minutes later, they showed Tiger again, and my four
year old goes, Dad, have you ever played golf with Tiger? No?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I played with Eddie and Bubbs.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
And I said no, I haven't, And he goes, Dad,
I really think you should meet him and play golf
with him. I'm like, that's a great idea, son. But
that is my kids taking an interest in remembering that
he's the greatest golfer. And the next time they showed
him putting in his head and going, Dada plays golf.
This guy plays golf. Have they ever played golf together? Nah?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I never played golf with him, never will. But but
I was gonna say it was Wendy here. I knew
it was in Augusta. Those those furry pines were moving,
they were.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
They were like the little guys that were in the
car dealership.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
The little wind runners. Is that what they're called as
a promotions guy to buy one one.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
My kids love those things. They drive by those and
they if they see one. Every time we're going in
that direction, dada, are we gonna drive by the little.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
My favorite part of the Masters was on Sunday, Scheffler
hit a shitty shot. He didn't play great, but played good.
Started to was a drop of dart. Oh my god,
one time, dude, he hit it again. They have the
patrons a little close to the greens. He hit it,
let's say, ten feet off the gard straight up hit
a guy that did. Those rich people were so upset,
(18:21):
standing up and everything. You know, they were waiting for
an apology. I don't think Scotty apologized anybody.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I don't think they're waiting for an apology. I think
they're like, oh my god, he's gonna be right next
to me. He's gonna be right next to me.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Because also they were upset, they had to move their
chairs because then once they moved back, are they gonna
get those same seats?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
You get the same seats. The Master's etiquette is you
can set your chair there and leave and no one
will sit in your chair. Really, yes, like you can
leave all day and come back to your chair and
there will not be a single person in your spot.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
It was the best because it was Oh hello, Matha,
these are the patrons. I'm acting like I'm then hello, Matha.
How was your day in Augusta? Oh it was beautiful? Yes, yes,
so the tulips. I'm having a little tulip tea. How
are you? Mark?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I am good. We have sold, we have sold our estate.
I am here at the Masters. And then Scott he
goes Matha, Martha, and he hit me in the crank.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Thank goodness, we already have children.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Martha.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Martha, will you conk me off? Martha, moth I don't
think it works anymore. Martha. We're gonna have to try
tonight to make sure the blood flow gets down there. Oh, Martha,
that hut, that hut's so bad, Martha.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Scotti hit me right in the shaft, Martha. Will you
crank me off?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Oh, Martha, Martha, my driver is just it's in the shop.
I need a new shaft.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Martha. Will you give me a little picture of your
breast milk to just wet my whistle, that's what who
his side? Dude, who's ready to jump through the screen
and tell his people to f off? Dude.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I love the way they all get like, I'll start moving.
I'm like, guys, wouldn't you want to stand there and
want the ball to land on your lap? Like I mean,
it's like, oh, come on, come on, like ah, that
way you just stand there and then they had to decide, Oh,
they're gonna take a dry you know what I mean.
That's funny. A little close they do put him a
lot really close.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I mean, if Bubbs is out there, pitts you me.
I don't like speaking for you because you're better than us.
I mean, those people are getting hit nine out of
ten times.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Dude. If we're out there, move them at fifty, we
are shooting a two hundred score wise.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
But I'm saying, on that particular hole, how close they
have the people? I mean never, I mean we're always
playing on that side fringe.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah, we're never hitting the greens.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Right, and those people are that trusting.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Because professional golfers are amazing. They are amazing what they're doing.
I mean, did you did you say Cam Smith get
down on his knees dude, people, he went under the
bushes on his knees and hit the ball out. I mean,
I'm like, what are we doing? Tiger Woods hit one
backwards because he was against the tree.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Dude, Colin Morrikala, he was sewing the shrubs and tree.
I was like, does he do any landscaping? Dude, I
might need to get this guy from my bush. Oh
on a Sunday, dude.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Oh my gosh. All right, well, we're gonna take a
break because we got the Master's update. We got the
UFC Watch Party Update. Next, we'll talk about chocolate milk.
I told you on Friday, my kids were trying chocolate milk,
even though they've had it plenty of times. I'll tell
you their reaction right after this, Dude, that's all my
kids could talk about this weekend. Dada, When can we
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get more chocolate milk? Dad? A, just chocolate milk was amazing.
I'm like, guys, we've had we make chocolate milk. You
know that the powder we put in the milk goes. No, no, no, Dada,
that's only for hot chocolate. I'm like, no, we've made
it regularly goes. It doesn't taste the same. That stuff
out of the bottle was great.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Sometimes Bazer gas station and nest quick on a Sunday
a little hungover Sunday morning.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
She loves it. It's fantastic. It's so good, and they
were all everything they did. Dada, if we if we
take a rest without you know, getting upset, can we
have more chocolate milk. I'm like, this is how you
become an addict of something calcium. You try it for
the first time. In that first hit, you're chasing that
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high for the rest of the time.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
The kids want to place a bet later, Oh do.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
They No, they don't know how to bet. But it
was so Yes, the chocolate milk fantastic, it was great.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I have an add on. Go ahead. I had strawberry
milk the first time this weekend. Oo tell me I've
had it before. But huge sign in one of the cities.
Go into my house, it says strawberry milk is back.
So I told Beazer. When I got home, I said,
we got to go try this. It's an Amish place.
No less we go in only Amish. Dude. They're churning butter.
They have no electricity. I'm basically got my cell phone
(22:34):
light on trying to see in there. They have no technology.
You got to pay in cash and it's amish. It's
spelled with an A or something. I did it on
Instagram and people said, learn how to spell it. Sorry,
I'm not from there. I'm not from the eighteen hundreds.
I move with technology. We go in there, technology no more, dude.
They know how to make some strawberry milk. It was phenomenal.
They had some handmade sign outside strawberry milk is back.
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We go in there. We got a whole pint type place.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
You know, so this is a fresh thing.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
This is like it is fresher and shit.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Man.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
And they said you got to return the bottles, and
I said, well what if we? I mean, that's how
trusting they are. So you take a bottle, they expect
you in a week to bring the bottle back, put
it there and they'll fill it for you. And so
we get the strawberry milk. I mean it might have
been gallon. It was let's say half a gallon. Or
we get a couple of leaders. Dude. I sucked that
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thing off in about a good day. Man, Dude, it's
so hard not to good.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
It's like, I'm gonna tell you I had never, never
in my life until a few years ago, had fresh
squeezed orange juice. I was like, what how much different
can it taste? My god, you have a thing of
fresh squeezed orange juice. It is life changing.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Good. Yeah, ask at the bar if for your mimosa
you'll do fresh squeezed orange juice, They'll tell you to
go yourself.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
I didn't say that. I am just saying I had,
like at the grocery stores fresh squeeze today and I'm like, okay,
what difference can it make if it's fresh squeeze? And
I get the little thing and I got home and
I was like, oh my god, and I had to
have like four cups. I was like this it's been
I've never looked at orange juice the same since that day.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
On uh, we watched Bravo on what is it? Blow Deck?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Blow Deck.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
The wealthy people they pay one hundred thousand dollars to
go on these yachts. All they do is fresh squeezed.
So the yachties have to go on there and their
back they're you know, jacking off a grapefruit because everything
has to be fresh squeezed.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
That is.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
So that's what I'm saying you're made for yacht life.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
No, no, I'm not made for it, but it tastes great.
I don't want to go. I don't know how that
the effort to do it. I don't think it'd be
worth it. If I had a machine that I could
just stick oranges in and it would do it for me,
may be worth it. Or if I haven't someone doing
it for me, no problem, fantastic.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
There's your juice and milk review. Guys. We'll be back
with your farm report.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
All the truckers are rather like, what the what the.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
We've sold the day we sold as a podcast.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I didn't know. I mean, listen, I didn't know what
I was gonna be able to do here. But hey,
I do have I do have some big news.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Oh oh, whoa is it about you missing another episode
that you don't end up missing, but we just get
YouTube hits and you end up having the podcast anyways.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
No, it don't.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Why I'm in a fight with YouTube right now.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Okay, tell me two years. No, no, no, that's more important.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
That's a deep tease.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Not that really. I was just trying to add like
I had something big.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I have nothing big, So this is an investigation, and
I'm not in this YouTube thing alone. One of my
mentors is Brandon. He has Brandon O'Brien, he has the
gambling podcasters. I believe it's just Brandon O'Brien all kinds
of gambling videos. He puts them up against twenty thousand
views a day. It's insane. And So, dude, I posted
a video of you. I said, lunch is missing Monday's podcast.
I kind of clickbaited it as if you were leaving
(25:56):
the podcast or you weren't doing the podcast anymore.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Oh, but you use someone else's picture? Is that why
you got in trouble?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
It ain't get in trouble, though. It was very click baity. Okay.
So I posted it Friday night. I got two point
six thousand views, blowing up, just massive. I'd already lost
some bets. I'm like, oh, I'll just go to bed.
How much worse could he get? Man, I'm done losing
these bets. I go to bed. I wake up. Your
video was at two point six thousand. I wake up
and it's at nine hundred and twenty three views, And
(26:24):
what happened? I go, this is a full on investigation
with YouTube. So I Luckily I had screenshop stuff, and
so then I waited a whole day come to find
I mean, three days later, it's at one point three
thousand views. There's something screwed up with the views because
it per my calculations and tracking it, it should be
well in the five thousands. So I hit up YouTube.
(26:45):
I had screenshots, pictures, everything. I said, hey, guys, what gives?
Where's the beef? Something went wrong with YouTube? And I
hit up Brandon O'Brien. He goes, dude, I've never seen
it where you have views and then you lose them.
And I go, how do you lose two point zero
thousand views?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
People hit rewind Ah, yeah, that's gonna explain. God.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
So I'm I'm at it right now with YouTube, very cordial.
I sent a very kind email, but guess what I'm
gonna say. I'm gonna say, hey, guys, we will totally
forgive and forget as long as you guys approve us
for advertisements on the YouTube platform, we can talk business.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
And what did they say? Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Still no response, but it was bizarre. Dude, I've I'd
love YouTube, buddy. Yeah, I'm like, what I didn't know?
I got to keep track of my views. All of
a sudden it pissed me off. Dude, I'd like the
best clickbait. I had the best crap gambling. This is
also a story of gambling. Guys, Well, you should just
never go Why back in the day, I'd lose my
ass gambling. You just never go all in because they said,
(27:53):
how much worse can tonight get? No more? I'm gonna
go to bed. I was at rock bottom. I've lost. Basically,
it can always get worse, folks. I kept digging because
I woke up to a two thousand dollars lost on
or two thousand views lost on YouTube. I'm like, only
gambling does that? Only gambling and drinking, Because when you're drinking,
you're like, oh, and then it just gets worse. You
(28:14):
lose your money, you're drunk, you're hungover, you wake up
and we lot just we were just freaking hemorrhaging views overnight.
How that'll be answered in the next couple of days.
I'll keep you guys updated, I'll keep I'll keep you
guys abreast.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Yeah, I was the same way as you do. Because
I I had the Washington Nationals yesterday against the Oakland Athletics.
Because the Athletics are terrible, terrible baseball team, and I
believe they were up six or seven to one.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
They were the A's.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
No, no, no, the Nationals got it. And I was like, hell, yeah, dude,
And like an hour and a half later, I go
log in and I'm like, all right, let me see
I ain't that money. They didn't pay me. They forgot
to pay me, And I go to email them and
the A's came back to win eight to seven. Oh
my bad, gave up six runs in one inning. Oh cool,
thanks man, dude, I haven't that's that's my fault, that's
(29:04):
my hey. I started like I literally was hitting up
customer service, like excuse me, but you forgot to pay
me on the bed, like you forgot to pay me,
pay me, my friend, pay me? Oh no, no, there
was no pay.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
In my twenty years a gambling, I can't tell you
the amount of times I've thought it was a lock.
I've gone to bed and I wake up and I said,
how did that happen? So now I have a new superstition.
I typically have to see a game through before I
go to bed because I wake up all shitt'll hit
the fan, all.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Hell breaks loose. I understand I don't really get it,
but I really want to give a shout out just
the Coaches Convention, dude, Like.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
I never realiz last night.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
I never realized how the Coaches Convention has changed people's lives.
Our boy, Buddy Glass and Rosanna, Rosanna and Roseannah, I'm
not gonna see us. They have been to every Coach's convention.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
This is to tell me something good.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
No, this is like And they met some people there
and they had access at what is what is chief
Stadium called Arrowhead, but it's so they renamed it so
Arrowhead Daha. Lionel Messi was playing in Arrowhead and Joe
from teen Mom had access to a suite and at
(30:13):
last minute someone canceled and they hit up b McNamee
and they said, hey, Messi's coming tomorrow night. Do you
want to fly up to Kansas City and watch him.
She got in a plane from Missus from Louisiana, got
to Arrowhead, watched the game, and flew back the next morning.
That is what I call making friends with connections, all
(30:35):
because of Coaches Convention. And I got to give a
shout out to be that's called being down.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
That's down for sure, down, but also, what's the connection
of us to Teen Mom. I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Her sister's husband looks like Joe from Teen Mom got it?
And we just called. At the convention, I was like,
holy crap. I thought Joe from Teen Mom was there,
but it wasn't him. It was just a guy that
looks like him.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Seriously, in the so Losers Nation is a strong group
similar to the Swifties.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yes, and I thought it was just so cool. But
I really thought it was cool that you have those
friends that are always down to do something that like
last minute, no matter, Hey for a good time, I'll go,
I'll go, I'll go. Or you have the friends that
are all about the ah man, I didn't really have
time to plan. I don't know if I can just
go on a whim because my buddy Jacob, if you
(31:27):
want to do something, it doesn't matter if you want
to go look at the butthole of an elephant in
Africa for a week. Guess what Jacob's down if you
want to. If you call him tomorrow and say, hey, man,
I got two tickets at the Yankees game at Yankee Stadium.
You want to go, He's down, Oh, no matter what
and he always shows up. He will party balls all night.
(31:47):
You got a tea time at eight am? Guess who's there?
Jacob every time?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Dude, hell of a story. Leads me to my segue,
and I want you to guess whether I win or not.
Chick comes to the gym college freshman year. Me and
South Beach are eighteen years old. Dude, I've never done
really anything fun in my life. I was very sheltered.
I never got to go on trips and stuff. Freshman year,
she goes, hey, this hotty at the gym. Danielle. We
got to talk to her all the time. She goes, hey,
I'm going on a trip. The Yankees are in the playoffs.
(32:11):
I'm from New York. Would you guys want to come
to game one. I'll drive through the night, we'll go
to the game, party, stay at my place, and then boom,
we'll drive back. But you're gonna miss Friday class. So Thursday,
she tells us this, maybe it was like a Thursday morning,
and then we're gonna drive throughout and then go that
again that night. So at South Beach, me, Danielle and
her friend two chicks too. Dudes. Okay, we're at the
Gym Yankees Game one. I mean back in the day,
(32:32):
it was probably Bernie Williams, Derek Jeter, Paul O'Neill, Tito Martinez.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Oh yeah, he was good.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Daniel Boone, some of them, one of the Boone brothers
people were playing. Okay, they're the team was yes, he
was coming out of the pen. The rocket was probably
still throwing heat. They had CC Swish bats in the bathia.
They had everybody on that team. And so me and
South Beech let's go, baby, we're going New York.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
What I want to find out if you did it
right after the break.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
And so bags are packed, dude, South Beach Me we're going, dude,
We're going, baby, We're going to New York. This is
what it's called being down. This is what's college's life
is like. And I thought, I've never had the opportunity
to do this this, So this is what on a
whim is. You just go, You just go. And then
the eleventh hour, dude, I couldn't do it. Why I
(33:26):
hit up South Beach like an hour before they were
all about to leave, and I go, Dude, I have
a speaking I have a presentation tomorrow in public speaking.
If I miss that I'll probably get a fail, and
I said, I just can't. I can't go. I'll fail.
I get it, I get the ramifications of me going
would be at failed class, so I just can't go.
(33:47):
They went South Beach ended up not going either, so
the girl just went with her best friends. They went
to New York, said it was the time of their life.
They're back on Monday, but to this day, wish I
would have gone. Dude, I don't think I've ever been
to a game of Yankee Stadium since then, I've never been.
See I never went, Dude, I never went. So I
(34:08):
actually wasn't down. Might be I wasn't out like the
messy down. I wasn't down.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
You weren't down. Okay, you're not down, and but that's
your personality because you think about like parking. You're scared
of parking. So why wouldn't you be scared to go
to New York. Why wouldn't you just hit up your
teacher and be like, oh my gosh, like I had
something come up, Like I'm gonna be back on Monday.
Is it okay if I postponed till Monday? I mean,
any option? But you went to the drastic worst case
(34:36):
scenario and you didn't go, and you think about it
to this day about what an amazing trip it would
have been with these two chicks to New York to
have some fun. And the fact that South Beach backed
out because you didn't back out, because you backed out,
is an absolute travesty. It takes me back to win
(34:59):
Ray I was down. Kingpin came out in movie theaters,
if you'll look it up, Kingpin in Multiplicity were both
out the same time. They were both in the movie
theater at the exact same time. It was Kathleen, it
was Lauren, it was Aaron, it was chess day, it
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was me and we were going and we were fighting
over what we were going to go to. Lauren and
Kathleen wanted to go see Multiplicity. The boys we wanted
to go see Kingpin, and we could not come to
a conclusion. Nineteen ninety six, thank you, And we're like, dude,
we're going to Kingpin. You guys go to Multiplicity. We
(35:42):
don't care. We're going to Kingpin.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Also out base kit Balls. Oh no, that was two
years later, and.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
We're at the Great Hills Theater. We walk up to
the window. Lauren says, I'll take one for multiplicity. Kathleen says,
I'll take one for multiplicity, and I'm like, all right,
you girls have fun. We're going to Kingpin, Me.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
And the bros.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Aaron walks up, goes, I'll take one for multiplicity. Smart
what Forrest walks up. I'll take one for multiplicity. Sold now, like,
these guys aren't down. These guys aren't down. We had
talked about staying strong, being down seeing the dude movie.
(36:30):
So I walked up and I said, I'll take one
for multiplicity.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
And to this day, he's never seen the movie Kingpin.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
No, I've seen it, and I'm like, it was a
lot better. The whole time I sat in Multiplicity and
we were just like, grumbling, man, this movie sucks.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Novel concept though, same dude. Ten of them right, Yeah,
living in his house and bake his wife out.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Yeah, and one lived above the garage. And maybe it's
not as bad as I think it is. But maybe
I was in such a bad mood because I wanted
to see Multiplicity or I wanted to see Kingpin, and
we saw a multiplicity, So maybe I should give it
another shot. I don't know, but I'll never forget that.
But speaking of being down summer atter we graduated high school,
Chess Day and I we went on a little road
(37:18):
trip me Chess Day, his brother, Robin, his dad and
no teeth, Keith.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Hey kid, I'll drive, no hands.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
We went on a baseball tour. We drove to Houston,
saw the Astros. Drove to Arlington, saw the Rangers. East west,
drove to Saint Louis, saw the Cardinals. Northeast, drove to Cincinnati,
saw the Reds. Even farther east, drove to Chicago, saw
the Cubs. Back west, drove to Milwaukee, saw the Brewers. North,
drove back to Chicago. So saw the White Sox.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
You guys should have mapped that out better.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
But these seven games seven days something like that. We
were supposed to go to Detroit, but the Tigers.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Love good luck dude.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Comerica Park. It wasn't I know it was Tiger Stadium.
Comerica Park was opening the next year, so Tiger Stadium
was closing down. So we wanted to go, but they
were on the road, so there was no chance. So
go back home, go back to Austin, and I get
a call. It's Forrest's dad, Yo, what up? Hey, Tigers
(38:19):
are at home this weekend they play The Angels and
Mo Vaughn. You want to go, He's like, it's about
twenty four hour trip there, so I would drive during
the day, you'd drive at night and we'll go. And
I'm like, I'm in so Forrest. Dad and I got
in the van. No chest Statium go. I don't know
(38:40):
why chests dating, don't ask me. It was just Forest
Dad and I and we drove twenty four hours to Detroit,
stayed for twenty four hours, saw two games at Old
Tiger Stadium, and got in the car and drove twenty
four hours back. That's called being down. That's called B
and B.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
There ain't nobody that does that nowadays.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
That's called no be got on an airplace that I'm in.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
I would like to know how long the driveway Chicago
to New York. I think that one was maybe gonna
be in the twenties.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
I don't know, but I can tell you a bus
ride from there, because that's when Chess Day we were
in Chicago, and he took a bus from Chicago to
New York for Woodstock ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
How long.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
I can text him see if we get a response.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
But he.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Got on the bus and I mean it takes stops.
How long was the bus ride from Chicago for Woodstock?
I mean that dude, that was crazy. Chess Day is crazy.
He just said, give me put me on a bus.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Hey, are you still playing to do your golf today?
Speaker 2 (39:49):
I don't know. Sorry, it's not looking good? Not looking good?
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Do you got to take another break?
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Now we're gonna we're gonna wrap it up, dude, because
I mean.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Ready to shoot from the hip man? What's your asl age?
Sex Live? Remember that back in the day AOL, you'd
always hit up people and say asl.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yeah, speaking of liv did you see? And they made
Norman buy a regular ticket.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Really the owner of Live, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
The CEO or whatever he is to Live, I don't
know what he is of the Live, but he talked
about how he was great to be amongst the people.
He had to buy a secondary ticket right on the
market and he was like, you don't know how many
people stop me and said thank you for what you're doing. Again,
he goes, how many handshakes and pats on the back.
He goes, it was in the thousands of people.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
I'm damn Wayne, because people want to see these guys
on TV.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Yeah, nobody was stopping Greg Norman and being like, dude,
you have changed golf. Thank you for everything you've done.
Thank you for taking John Rahm and making him irrelevant
because he was only playing fifty four holes and you're
playing once a month and he looks like he hadn't
played golf in a year. Thank you for doing that.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
He guys, what are we realizing? You're you're probably supposed
to play golf every weekend. That's why I was great
what the PGA did, because it keeps these guys forcing
them to play every weekend. You got Brooks, kept push
shooting fireworks off his wife's titties. Rom looks like he
hasn't picked up a stick much less.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
But Dustin Johnson, I mean, he doesn't know what a
golf course is.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
That those live guys, you're just not playing enough. You
who played last week and one two weeks ago, Scotty
who's been playing very well. But Tiya he kind of sucked.
But all the guys at the.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Top, Hey, Bryson, he did good for fifty four holes
because that's.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
What their tournament is.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Yeah, but I just thought it was I mean, his
talking about it, saying so many people stopped him to
thank him and like like, just you're the champion for golf.
Like everything you're doing, don't give up. Keep fighting. Like
no one said that to him, not a single person.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Since liv started. That was kind of the worst competition
we've ever seen. Folks. That's pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Yeah, all right, well we're gonna go because hopefully I'm
gonna get to play golf.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
And also I saw that Scotty's gonna play in a
tournament again a week after the Masters.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
No way, because his kid's gonna be born. And I
here's the thing, there is no damn way. He kept
saying that if his wife went in labor, he would leave.
So my thought was, come Sunday morning, if he if
she went to labor, there is no way she would
have said anything. She would have let him play the
round of golf, and she wouldn't have said anything because
he was like, yeah, I'm still gonna go. I'm a
man of my word. All right, we gotta go. I'm
(42:10):
gonna try to go play golf, but I don't think
it's gonna happen. Have a great Monday, guys. Here's here's
the pod that never was gonna happen, so you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
You've sold, just like those golf guys. You've sold.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
I mean, yeah, this is the day you see. Do
you think he would have really left the Masters to
go first?
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Kid? This is the day you sold to the nation.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
I know. It's all about you, guys.
To piss or not to piss.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
No, you're not gonna pee. Just let's just start the show. Look,
I told you I wasn't gonna be here Monday. We
got a little window here, we're doing it. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
But I didn't post it till five pm.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Ah, that's not right. What do you mean Today's no,
I'll post it right now. I got time. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Arnold's off today. Guys, he got schlit faced all weekend, hungover.
He said it was a raging hangover.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
He said he was at a master's party. I didn't
see a master's party. I know, Greg, Jacob, and Garrett
all got together to watch it yesterday, but that's all
I know. I don't know about what you and Justin did.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
It wasn't a master's party I heard. Arnold said he
was just master. Oh, Justin did his own thing. I
turned him down all weekend. Now that relationships on the
first because we live in two different parts of town.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I know. I told you when you moved, you're never
gonna see Justin again. You're like, no, it's just a
short drive, never going to see each other.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
And also my wife doesn't see people until the weekend,
so I would just hey, I'm gonna go drinking with
the guys to night. I'll see you in three days.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well, she can't go drink with you, and justin, yes
she can't.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
But the golf is what reallyatch is a monkey nge.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I see what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
She's not into golf, So maybe I need ray you
try and just get the women into toys and stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, I don't know, it's hard, Like I see something
like I saw a woman the other day. I went
to the driving range and she just sat there and
watched her dude hit balls danky. Well I thought it
was in I was like, huh, it was really weird.
Is she came up to the fence, like there's a
little fence between the walking path and the driving range,
(01:49):
and she hand him a water bottle, a hat and
a glove and then he went back got the golf
cart and drove around and picked her up in the
golf cart. I'm like, well, why didn't you just wait till?
It was very strange.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
That's what they do in public. What do they do
behind closed doors?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I don't know. All right, let's start.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
It, lamb skin ray, all right, we're gonna do it
live without Arnold. I think I can do it.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
We oh the one, two, three sore losers?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
How did I miss that?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I said, jokingly, I think I can do it without Arnold.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
And and then like literally you said you can do
without Arnold. So I just sat here like okay, like
why am I and it just did not come out.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
He's make believe Arnold doesn't even exist.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Oh my god? What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I
know the most about sports, so I'll give you the
sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a
sports genius.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Ray, You're right, I can't do it without the make
believe person you created in the studio.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Oh god, all right, what up?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Y'all?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Have?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Says it. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I live on the North side of Nashville with Baser.
We are farmers, We're ranchers. We have a lot of property.
We have crops. We have a little bit of straw
right now, nothing yet soon corn, probably some uh for roots, vegetables,
all the things pumpkins in the fall I've seen other
people do. I don't know if it's lucrative. If it is,
maybe I'll leave this over to you.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Man, I'll just sleep Last night, Ray, this is one,
two three.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
How did you sleep last night? M Baser went to dinner.
Her our niece had a confirmation at the Catholic Church.
Could ever do that? Yeah you did?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, I did it when I was like sixteen.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
She's in that vicinity age wise. Then they went to
Jay Alexander's after nice but it was back downtown. I
wouldn't have been able to go to bed till eight,
so I had to turn them down. So I was
in bed at seven thirty. Cat listens to me and
goes to bed, so it's something with the female. When
Baser's there, the cat goes crazy with it's a male.
I'm authoritarian. I'm not being sexist or anything like that,
(03:46):
but I'm just telling you the cat knows when I
say go to bed, it goes to bed. So me
and Cat are in bed. Bazer comes crashing in. Thirty
minutes later. We got back to bed. I woke up.
She was playing on her phone. I don't know what
in the world she was doing at twelve thirty, but
I great. I was well rested, got in the car,
turned on my favorite podcast, not this one, and dude,
(04:08):
I enjoyed my thirty minute commute. That's how I know
how well I slept. No dreams, but that the fact
that I was in a good mood on a Monday
tells me it was RESTful.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Coach, I had a terrible night of sleep. Man. I
don't know if my kids were overtired or what. But
first you had the four year old wake up at
eleven fifty five, Da, dada, what my blanket? My blanket? Okay, Well,
now I think I gotta go peepee? Okay, all right,
(04:39):
so I go down there, go he goes pee, get
back in bed, go down to the other quarter. Twelve
forty five five year old crying.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
You need a night nurse.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, And I go down there. I'm like, what's wrong, dude,
what's wrong? Goes got it? I had a bad dream. Okay,
what did you dream about? I had a dream that
someone was wrapping me up in a kleenex.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
So now it's what did your kids and you sleep
and dream about?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
And I said, oh, but don't worry about it. And like,
I guess it was fearful. This is what a nightmare
is to a five year old. They're gonna get scarier, kid.
And I said, hey man, it's okay, Bud, we're here.
We're here, and he goes, well, now that you're here,
I think I gotta go pee. I'm okay. So this
was all a ploy just to give me down here
so you can go pete, Like you can go pee
by yourself. You know how to go pee in the toilet.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
There's no way. My dad went through this when we
were kids. And there's my mom.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
There's no way. But my wife sleeps with earplugs.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Give me ten seconds, guys, guys. The inside joke with
Jason with the night nurses. Jason Aldan on the Bobby
Bone Show. Bones goes, hey man, what's some advice for
new parents and stuff? And al Dean goes, get a
night nurse? Like Alden, not very relatable, but thanks for
the tip.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Literally, he said. His exact line was like, oh man,
I'm a hands on dat I'm a hands on I
change diapers, I do all that. And we said even
at night. He goes, oh, no, you gotta get a
night nurse for that, Like you have to get your sleep,
(06:21):
so you got to bring in a night nurse. I'm like, well,
that's not really how it works with most Americans and
most people in society. I never even I'll be honest
with you, I had never even heard the term night
nurse until he said at that time.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
That's why I had to give the backstory, because I
would have probably never in my life known that it
exists until you the rich country stars come in. Now
I know, so it's second language to me. But it's
always a joke.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
But how does someone become a night nurse?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Like?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
How do people know that that is an industry? And
so you just go sit at rich people's house all night?
And when you're there, do you fall asleep or do
you have to stay awake the whole time? Or can
you go to sleep and wake up when the baby
wakes up? These baby monitors, you have to stay damn awake.
You're gonna get found.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
But it's I bet it's word of mouth through the wealthy.
But back to your wife, earplugs kid away.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
So yeah, so he goes back to bed, and I
go back up and go back to bed, and then
two fifteen I hear I want to and I go
down there and I'm like, what's wrong, Bud, what's wrong?
But he's still asleep.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Oh it was just a tree.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
But he had his blanket wrapped in his legs and
he's in the fetal position, so he's freezing cold.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Was he trying to escape the jail cell?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
That might be what it was. And I was like, okay,
so he has a well he got my wife a
Preads blanket for Christmas, but he uses it. And the
other night she was like, you don't want your Pread's blanket.
He goes, well, actually, Mama, it's yours. I got it
for you for Christmas, but I just use it. Playoff
push and he all of a sudden doesn't like sleeping
with the Pread's blanket. Now he sleeps with this little
(07:51):
baby quilt that barely covers him, and so I put
the Pread's blanket on him. So I know this morning
when he woke up, he was probably mad at my
wife or mad at me and was like, I know
what the Bread's blanket. But I went down there and
his he was wrapped up, his legs were in the
blank between the blanket, but the blanket wasn't on him
and I couldn't rip it apart, so I just put
it back on him. So I woke up like three
(08:11):
or four times in the middle of the night. That's how
my night of sleep was. So that's why I'm a
little like, I'm tired, I'm frustrated. I don't know what's
going on.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, even if it was good, RESTful sleep, the fact
you're up four times makes it there's no way you
are getting a good mood.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
No, because I can go back to sleep like that,
no problem. I lay down, I go back to sleep.
Where my wife, if she wakes up, she's up for
like an hour because she can't fall back asleep. She
starts thinking about, oh, I gotta do this, I gotta
do that. Oh tomorrow's this, tomorrow's that. So that's why
she sleeps with the earplugs so she doesn't hear the kids.
And I was thinking they'd be exhausted so they'd sleep
through the night. Nope, I guess they were overtired. They
(08:45):
kept waking up.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I know. We never do a back to back How
did you sleep? Night?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah? Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
And Saturday night, me and the wife skipped the UFC
party with the other couple down the street.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Remember they got the sixty thousand dollars sound system theater seats. Dude,
we went to bed ats and I woke up at seven,
So that's twelve hours. Then we hung out for a
little while bro I went. We didn't have the confirmation
until the afternoon. I went to bed again from nine
until about twelve thirty, so I got fifteen and a
half hours on Saturday night. That's how you know you've
(09:14):
been giving your energy to the people.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I on Saturday n I missed UFC three hundred ray.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
It looked like a great card.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Looked like a great card, looked like the fights were amazing.
And the reason was Max Holiday. Halloway, not holiday, that's holiday,
Jackson Holiday. Yeah, yeah, yes, there you go. Anyway, what
happened is we had a very busy day on Saturday,
like we had Saturday morning, and woke up, went for
(09:42):
a run. After that, we went garage sailing.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
There's money in that. There is money in that, or
you guys are actually looking for stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Now we did. My wife likes to go look and
it's just a way to get the kids out and
it's kind of fun. It's a little hobby.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
It's enjoyable because I've seen a couple on the side
of the road driving home on the two things is
gonna happen. You're gonna get hit by a car trying
to go to one of these, or you're gonna just
find crap. Doesn't look like high value stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Ninety nine percent of stuff absolute junk, just terrible and
everything you see. My kid's like, oh Dad, I can
we get that. They don't even know what it is,
but they're just excited and they start grabbing things and nice.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I got a old woman's bed sheet.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah, pretty much is basically what it is. But some
people get furniture and you can refinish it and do
all that stuff. But I don't have time.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
There ain't time. And I'll tell you guys right now,
there's not enough time in the day to refinish furniture
as a side job. And I'll hang up and listen
on that one. There we go.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
So then we had a birthday party, and we went
to the birthday party, and then after the birthday party,
one of the families that lives in the neighborhoods like,
we'll have the after party. We'll cook dinner here after.
So it was five point thirty, so we go over
to their house and I'm thinking we'll be out of
there by eight.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
What y'all cooking? Oh yes, I'm cooking. Oh are you
finn to cook.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
And so I'm the they put the bouncy house up,
they put you know, they did all this stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Oh so it was a planned after party.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I was gonna say, last second, how do you throw together?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
No? No, no, no. It was like she texted on Tuesday
and I was like, okay, cool, we're there at five thirty.
We're out of there by eight. I'll be watching UFC
three hundred on my couch. By nine. It'd be great.
We are there. It is nine thirty. The kids have
not napped today, they have not done anything, and they
are still running around like little hooligans, bonkers. When one
(11:30):
of the one of the families there, the woman's nine
months pregnant, gonna pop at any moment, looks at her
watch and she goes, oh man, it's nine thirty. We
should probably get these kids in bed, right, And I'm like, uh,
UFC three hundred started already, so what's the point.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Check your stomach.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
No, I didn't do that, but she did have her
drink just sitting on her belly.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Are you milking? Sorry? My wife's been through it three
times and so this is her fourth and so, but
you really can carry on a conversation with a pregnant
one because of how closely you are with that. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. I really wouldn't know the first
thing to ask. You know, it's like, your boobs get bigger?
What exactly do you say you would know all the
things to ask.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, you don't really ask if your boobs get bigger.
You just sort of notice them get bigger because you
can tell they're bigger than when they were like three
months ago.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Hey, take a selfie with me.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
And so then we walk home and we get home
and it's like ten o'clock, and I have a choice.
Do I log on and buy the fights and only
see half of them? Or do I just say, you
know what I missed out on UFC three hundred and
go to bed.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Main card I believe. I mean it was closer to midnight, right.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Well, it ends at midnight, but it starts at nine.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
That's what I saw.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
So I was right in the middle.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
That's how it all started. Baser goes, hey, let's do fights,
and I said, are you aware they start? I think
at nine o'clock at night? We go till one am.
She looked it up confirmed, and that's why we were
both on the same page over to you.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
So that's when I just my wife goes, you're not
gonna get the fights. I was like, look, they're half over.
I just have to chalk it up as I missed
out on UFC three hundred and I have to hope
that the fights weren't that good, and I wake up
in the morning to fights were amazing. One of the
greatest knockouts in UFC history. Oh my god, one second
left on the clock and I'm like, awesome, Max Holiday Halloway.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah. And then the final one, it was pretty predictable,
even though it was a minus one forty. Whoever played Solomon?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I don't even remember. I'm blanking, but I don't have
my computer in front of me, but yeah, he kicked
his ass in the first.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Round, right, No, it was a it was a full
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I don't know what order they winning because I didn't watch.
I didn't get to see it, so I don't know
who went where.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
I'm such a casual UFC better I included in the parlay.
Don't worry, the parlay was already shot at about two pm.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I took a shot at your parlays yesterday on Facebook.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, I know you did, And I said, that's not
funny because guess what, there's no Sunday parlays. They all
ended about two pm on Saturday when the Avalanche got
sodomized seven to nothing and the Rockies were down five
to nothing in the first inning. So much for my
Mountain time zone bet of the day. But yes, then
the I wanted the UFC. I saw one of the
guys was a heavy favorite, can't remember the exact name.
He was the fight before minus won fifty he won.
(14:07):
And then I want to say Solomon got beat because
the said he was bad in his feet, So I
was beat feet rhymed it, Yes, I did. So then
I went, let's say it's not Pantosia Pierra. Some dude
fought Solomon and beat him handily. It was a distance fight,
but I would have won. If the parley would have continued,
it would have won. It fell short at two pm.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah, so it was a great busy weekend. So then
on Sunday I was like, look, I really want to
watch the Masters. This is the leader board is jumbled up.
There's a lot of people in contention.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Was it dude?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
They were all tied at six under seven under.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Right, but the Masters is one. You're not jumping six
or seven spots. There was about five guys that could wait.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
That's a bunch five people in contention. On Sunday last year,
John Rumm was so far ahead you didn't even need
to watch.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
And remember these final last couple of years, it's been
minus twenty minus eighteens that have won it. These guys
were clinging the seven. Remember what I said on Friday regression,
That's what happened. You're gonna get good information from our
betting firm, and doesn't.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
But then they're showing time. I mean, they showed so
much Tiger Woods. They showed so much Tiger Woods. He
was so terrible.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Tiger Woods sold, rom sold, Keopka sold.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Bubble Dothin, John sold, sold.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Brooks, Koepka. I said him already, Uh, Phil Michaelson sold.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
But Tiger was so bad, and they kept showing him.
I'm like, guys, I understand Tiger is the biggest name,
but I don't need to see him getting a four
over on one hole. The dude is done. He's terrible,
he looks awful. Let's quit showing him.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
You gotta show him. You got to show him because
guess what Scotty won. It was yay, dude. The patron
split out of that thing. The second that puppy was
over Scott he's like giving off. I mean, I know, hey,
he doesn't necessarily move the needle.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
We love Tiger and people tune in to see Tiger.
I get that, But to see Tiger barely be able
to walk, to barely be able to swing the club,
it was awkward to watch. When Scotty was up three
final holes, I didn't watch, dude.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
It was a race for people to try and turn
off their TVs.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
It was so I didn't watch the last three holes
because I was like, okay, he's had eleven. Other person
that's seventh. This puppy is put to bed.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
The final hole is hilarious at eighteen. Remember this guy
is the final hole with the Masters. It's going uphill
and beautiful ending. But Scotty doesn't hit the first one good.
It goes in the dust, the dirt whatever it's called
sand something, mud muck, fuck something, pine straw. He hits
it again and obviously and it just lays it up.
It just a shitty shot. Then he hits it again
(16:40):
and it's just on the green. Oh he's still part
it after two completely terrible shots. Oh, so nobody can
ever catch up. On eighteen, got.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
It, he started dropping darts. But here's the thing about Tiger.
So we're watching it. My kids like, oh, who's that?
Nad I was like, Tiger Woods, let me tell you this,
He's the greatest golfer to ever do it.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Oh he said on Dad's.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Twenty minutes later, they showed Tiger again, and my four
year old goes, Dad, have you ever played golf with Tiger? No?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I played with Eddie and Bubbs.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
And I said no, I haven't, And he goes, Dad,
I really think you should meet him and play golf
with him. I'm like, that's a great idea, son. But
that is my kids taking an interest in remembering that
he's the greatest golfer. And the next time they showed
him putting in his head and going, Dada plays golf.
This guy plays golf. Have they ever played golf together? Nah?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I never played golf with him, never will. But but
I was gonna say it was Wendy here. I knew
it was in Augusta. Those those furry pines were moving,
they were.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
They were like the little guys that were in the
car dealership.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
The little wind runners. Is that what they're called as
a promotions guy to buy one one.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
My kids love those things. They drive by those and
they if they see one. Every time we're going in
that direction, dada, are we gonna drive by the little.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
My favorite part of the Masters was on Sunday, Scheffler
hit a shitty shot. He didn't play great, but played good.
Started to was a drop of dart. Oh my god,
one time, dude, he hit it again. They have the
patrons a little close to the greens. He hit it,
let's say, ten feet off the gard straight up hit
a guy that did. Those rich people were so upset,
(18:21):
standing up and everything. You know, they were waiting for
an apology. I don't think Scotty apologized anybody.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I don't think they're waiting for an apology. I think
they're like, oh my god, he's gonna be right next
to me. He's gonna be right next to me.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Because also they were upset, they had to move their
chairs because then once they moved back, are they gonna
get those same seats?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
You get the same seats. The Master's etiquette is you
can set your chair there and leave and no one
will sit in your chair. Really, yes, like you can
leave all day and come back to your chair and
there will not be a single person in your spot.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
It was the best because it was Oh hello, Matha,
these are the patrons. I'm acting like I'm then hello, Matha.
How was your day in Augusta? Oh it was beautiful? Yes, yes,
so the tulips. I'm having a little tulip tea. How
are you? Mark?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I am good. We have sold, we have sold our estate.
I am here at the Masters. And then Scott he
goes Matha, Martha, and he hit me in the crank.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Thank goodness, we already have children.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Martha.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Martha, will you conk me off? Martha, moth I don't
think it works anymore. Martha. We're gonna have to try
tonight to make sure the blood flow gets down there. Oh, Martha,
that hut, that hut's so bad, Martha.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Scotti hit me right in the shaft, Martha. Will you
crank me off?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Oh, Martha, Martha, my driver is just it's in the shop.
I need a new shaft.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Martha. Will you give me a little picture of your
breast milk to just wet my whistle, that's what who
his side? Dude, who's ready to jump through the screen
and tell his people to f off? Dude.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I love the way they all get like, I'll start moving.
I'm like, guys, wouldn't you want to stand there and
want the ball to land on your lap? Like I mean,
it's like, oh, come on, come on, like ah, that
way you just stand there and then they had to decide, Oh,
they're gonna take a dry you know what I mean.
That's funny. A little close they do put him a
lot really close.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I mean, if Bubbs is out there, pitts you me.
I don't like speaking for you because you're better than us.
I mean, those people are getting hit nine out of
ten times.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Dude. If we're out there, move them at fifty, we
are shooting a two hundred score wise.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
But I'm saying, on that particular hole, how close they
have the people? I mean never, I mean we're always
playing on that side fringe.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah, we're never hitting the greens.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Right, and those people are that trusting.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Because professional golfers are amazing. They are amazing what they're doing.
I mean, did you did you say Cam Smith get
down on his knees dude, people, he went under the
bushes on his knees and hit the ball out. I mean,
I'm like, what are we doing? Tiger Woods hit one
backwards because he was against the tree.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Dude, Colin Morrikala, he was sewing the shrubs and tree.
I was like, does he do any landscaping? Dude, I
might need to get this guy from my bush. Oh
on a Sunday, dude.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Oh my gosh. All right, well, we're gonna take a
break because we got the Master's update. We got the
UFC Watch Party Update. Next, we'll talk about chocolate milk.
I told you on Friday, my kids were trying chocolate milk,
even though they've had it plenty of times. I'll tell
you their reaction right after this, Dude, that's all my
kids could talk about this weekend. Dada, When can we
(21:18):
get more chocolate milk? Dad? A, just chocolate milk was amazing.
I'm like, guys, we've had we make chocolate milk. You
know that the powder we put in the milk goes. No, no, no, Dada,
that's only for hot chocolate. I'm like, no, we've made
it regularly goes. It doesn't taste the same. That stuff
out of the bottle was great.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Sometimes Bazer gas station and nest quick on a Sunday
a little hungover Sunday morning.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
She loves it. It's fantastic. It's so good, and they
were all everything they did. Dada, if we if we
take a rest without you know, getting upset, can we
have more chocolate milk. I'm like, this is how you
become an addict of something calcium. You try it for
the first time. In that first hit, you're chasing that
(22:02):
high for the rest of the time.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
The kids want to place a bet later, Oh do.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
They No, they don't know how to bet. But it
was so Yes, the chocolate milk fantastic, it was great.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I have an add on. Go ahead. I had strawberry
milk the first time this weekend. Oo tell me I've
had it before. But huge sign in one of the cities.
Go into my house, it says strawberry milk is back.
So I told Beazer. When I got home, I said,
we got to go try this. It's an Amish place.
No less we go in only Amish. Dude. They're churning butter.
They have no electricity. I'm basically got my cell phone
(22:34):
light on trying to see in there. They have no technology.
You got to pay in cash and it's amish. It's
spelled with an A or something. I did it on
Instagram and people said, learn how to spell it. Sorry,
I'm not from there. I'm not from the eighteen hundreds.
I move with technology. We go in there, technology no more, dude.
They know how to make some strawberry milk. It was phenomenal.
They had some handmade sign outside strawberry milk is back.
(22:57):
We go in there. We got a whole pint type place.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
You know, so this is a fresh thing.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
This is like it is fresher and shit.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Man.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
And they said you got to return the bottles, and
I said, well what if we? I mean, that's how
trusting they are. So you take a bottle, they expect
you in a week to bring the bottle back, put
it there and they'll fill it for you. And so
we get the strawberry milk. I mean it might have
been gallon. It was let's say half a gallon. Or
we get a couple of leaders. Dude. I sucked that
(23:25):
thing off in about a good day. Man, Dude, it's
so hard not to good.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
It's like, I'm gonna tell you I had never, never
in my life until a few years ago, had fresh
squeezed orange juice. I was like, what how much different
can it taste? My god, you have a thing of
fresh squeezed orange juice. It is life changing.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Good. Yeah, ask at the bar if for your mimosa
you'll do fresh squeezed orange juice, They'll tell you to
go yourself.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
I didn't say that. I am just saying I had,
like at the grocery stores fresh squeeze today and I'm like, okay,
what difference can it make if it's fresh squeeze? And
I get the little thing and I got home and
I was like, oh my god, and I had to
have like four cups. I was like this it's been
I've never looked at orange juice the same since that day.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
On uh, we watched Bravo on what is it? Blow Deck?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Blow Deck.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
The wealthy people they pay one hundred thousand dollars to
go on these yachts. All they do is fresh squeezed.
So the yachties have to go on there and their
back they're you know, jacking off a grapefruit because everything
has to be fresh squeezed.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
That is.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
So that's what I'm saying you're made for yacht life.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
No, no, I'm not made for it, but it tastes great.
I don't want to go. I don't know how that
the effort to do it. I don't think it'd be
worth it. If I had a machine that I could
just stick oranges in and it would do it for me,
may be worth it. Or if I haven't someone doing
it for me, no problem, fantastic.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
There's your juice and milk review. Guys. We'll be back
with your farm report.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
All the truckers are rather like, what the what the.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
We've sold the day we sold as a podcast.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I didn't know. I mean, listen, I didn't know what
I was gonna be able to do here. But hey,
I do have I do have some big news.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Oh oh, whoa is it about you missing another episode
that you don't end up missing, but we just get
YouTube hits and you end up having the podcast anyways.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
No, it don't.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Why I'm in a fight with YouTube right now.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Okay, tell me two years. No, no, no, that's more important.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
That's a deep tease.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Not that really. I was just trying to add like
I had something big.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I have nothing big, So this is an investigation, and
I'm not in this YouTube thing alone. One of my
mentors is Brandon. He has Brandon O'Brien, he has the
gambling podcasters. I believe it's just Brandon O'Brien all kinds
of gambling videos. He puts them up against twenty thousand
views a day. It's insane. And So, dude, I posted
a video of you. I said, lunch is missing Monday's podcast.
I kind of clickbaited it as if you were leaving
(25:56):
the podcast or you weren't doing the podcast anymore.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Oh, but you use someone else's picture? Is that why
you got in trouble?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
It ain't get in trouble, though. It was very click baity. Okay.
So I posted it Friday night. I got two point
six thousand views, blowing up, just massive. I'd already lost
some bets. I'm like, oh, I'll just go to bed.
How much worse could he get? Man, I'm done losing
these bets. I go to bed. I wake up. Your
video was at two point six thousand. I wake up
and it's at nine hundred and twenty three views, And
(26:24):
what happened? I go, this is a full on investigation
with YouTube. So I Luckily I had screenshop stuff, and
so then I waited a whole day come to find
I mean, three days later, it's at one point three
thousand views. There's something screwed up with the views because
it per my calculations and tracking it, it should be
well in the five thousands. So I hit up YouTube.
(26:45):
I had screenshots, pictures, everything. I said, hey, guys, what gives?
Where's the beef? Something went wrong with YouTube? And I
hit up Brandon O'Brien. He goes, dude, I've never seen
it where you have views and then you lose them.
And I go, how do you lose two point zero
thousand views?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
People hit rewind Ah, yeah, that's gonna explain. God.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
So I'm I'm at it right now with YouTube, very cordial.
I sent a very kind email, but guess what I'm
gonna say. I'm gonna say, hey, guys, we will totally
forgive and forget as long as you guys approve us
for advertisements on the YouTube platform, we can talk business.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
And what did they say? Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Still no response, but it was bizarre. Dude, I've I'd
love YouTube, buddy. Yeah, I'm like, what I didn't know?
I got to keep track of my views. All of
a sudden it pissed me off. Dude, I'd like the
best clickbait. I had the best crap gambling. This is
also a story of gambling. Guys, Well, you should just
never go Why back in the day, I'd lose my
ass gambling. You just never go all in because they said,
(27:53):
how much worse can tonight get? No more? I'm gonna
go to bed. I was at rock bottom. I've lost. Basically,
it can always get worse, folks. I kept digging because
I woke up to a two thousand dollars lost on
or two thousand views lost on YouTube. I'm like, only
gambling does that? Only gambling and drinking, Because when you're drinking,
you're like, oh, and then it just gets worse. You
(28:14):
lose your money, you're drunk, you're hungover, you wake up
and we lot just we were just freaking hemorrhaging views overnight.
How that'll be answered in the next couple of days.
I'll keep you guys updated, I'll keep I'll keep you
guys abreast.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Yeah, I was the same way as you do. Because
I I had the Washington Nationals yesterday against the Oakland Athletics.
Because the Athletics are terrible, terrible baseball team, and I
believe they were up six or seven to one.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
They were the A's.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
No, no, no, the Nationals got it. And I was like, hell, yeah, dude,
And like an hour and a half later, I go
log in and I'm like, all right, let me see
I ain't that money. They didn't pay me. They forgot
to pay me, And I go to email them and
the A's came back to win eight to seven. Oh
my bad, gave up six runs in one inning. Oh cool,
thanks man, dude, I haven't that's that's my fault, that's
(29:04):
my hey. I started like I literally was hitting up
customer service, like excuse me, but you forgot to pay
me on the bed, like you forgot to pay me,
pay me, my friend, pay me? Oh no, no, there
was no pay.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
In my twenty years a gambling, I can't tell you
the amount of times I've thought it was a lock.
I've gone to bed and I wake up and I said,
how did that happen? So now I have a new superstition.
I typically have to see a game through before I
go to bed because I wake up all shitt'll hit
the fan, all.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Hell breaks loose. I understand I don't really get it,
but I really want to give a shout out just
the Coaches Convention, dude, Like.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
I never realiz last night.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
I never realized how the Coaches Convention has changed people's lives.
Our boy, Buddy Glass and Rosanna, Rosanna and Roseannah, I'm
not gonna see us. They have been to every Coach's convention.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
This is to tell me something good.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
No, this is like And they met some people there
and they had access at what is what is chief
Stadium called Arrowhead, but it's so they renamed it so
Arrowhead Daha. Lionel Messi was playing in Arrowhead and Joe
from teen Mom had access to a suite and at
(30:13):
last minute someone canceled and they hit up b McNamee
and they said, hey, Messi's coming tomorrow night. Do you
want to fly up to Kansas City and watch him.
She got in a plane from Missus from Louisiana, got
to Arrowhead, watched the game, and flew back the next morning.
That is what I call making friends with connections, all
(30:35):
because of Coaches Convention. And I got to give a
shout out to be that's called being down.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
That's down for sure, down, but also, what's the connection
of us to Teen Mom. I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Her sister's husband looks like Joe from Teen Mom got it?
And we just called. At the convention, I was like,
holy crap. I thought Joe from Teen Mom was there,
but it wasn't him. It was just a guy that
looks like him.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Seriously, in the so Losers Nation is a strong group
similar to the Swifties.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yes, and I thought it was just so cool. But
I really thought it was cool that you have those
friends that are always down to do something that like
last minute, no matter, Hey for a good time, I'll go,
I'll go, I'll go. Or you have the friends that
are all about the ah man, I didn't really have
time to plan. I don't know if I can just
go on a whim because my buddy Jacob, if you
(31:27):
want to do something, it doesn't matter if you want
to go look at the butthole of an elephant in
Africa for a week. Guess what Jacob's down if you
want to. If you call him tomorrow and say, hey, man,
I got two tickets at the Yankees game at Yankee Stadium.
You want to go, He's down, Oh, no matter what
and he always shows up. He will party balls all night.
(31:47):
You got a tea time at eight am? Guess who's there?
Jacob every time?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Dude, hell of a story. Leads me to my segue,
and I want you to guess whether I win or not.
Chick comes to the gym college freshman year. Me and
South Beach are eighteen years old. Dude, I've never done
really anything fun in my life. I was very sheltered.
I never got to go on trips and stuff. Freshman year,
she goes, hey, this hotty at the gym. Danielle. We
got to talk to her all the time. She goes, hey,
I'm going on a trip. The Yankees are in the playoffs.
(32:11):
I'm from New York. Would you guys want to come
to game one. I'll drive through the night, we'll go
to the game, party, stay at my place, and then boom,
we'll drive back. But you're gonna miss Friday class. So Thursday,
she tells us this, maybe it was like a Thursday morning,
and then we're gonna drive throughout and then go that
again that night. So at South Beach, me, Danielle and
her friend two chicks too. Dudes. Okay, we're at the
Gym Yankees Game one. I mean back in the day,
(32:32):
it was probably Bernie Williams, Derek Jeter, Paul O'Neill, Tito Martinez.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Oh yeah, he was good.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Daniel Boone, some of them, one of the Boone brothers
people were playing. Okay, they're the team was yes, he
was coming out of the pen. The rocket was probably
still throwing heat. They had CC Swish bats in the bathia.
They had everybody on that team. And so me and
South Beech let's go, baby, we're going New York.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
What I want to find out if you did it
right after the break.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
And so bags are packed, dude, South Beach Me we're going, dude,
We're going, baby, We're going to New York. This is
what it's called being down. This is what's college's life
is like. And I thought, I've never had the opportunity
to do this this, So this is what on a
whim is. You just go, You just go. And then
the eleventh hour, dude, I couldn't do it. Why I
(33:26):
hit up South Beach like an hour before they were
all about to leave, and I go, Dude, I have
a speaking I have a presentation tomorrow in public speaking.
If I miss that I'll probably get a fail, and
I said, I just can't. I can't go. I'll fail.
I get it, I get the ramifications of me going
would be at failed class, so I just can't go.
(33:47):
They went South Beach ended up not going either, so
the girl just went with her best friends. They went
to New York, said it was the time of their life.
They're back on Monday, but to this day, wish I
would have gone. Dude, I don't think I've ever been
to a game of Yankee Stadium since then, I've never been.
See I never went, Dude, I never went. So I
(34:08):
actually wasn't down. Might be I wasn't out like the
messy down. I wasn't down.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
You weren't down. Okay, you're not down, and but that's
your personality because you think about like parking. You're scared
of parking. So why wouldn't you be scared to go
to New York. Why wouldn't you just hit up your
teacher and be like, oh my gosh, like I had
something come up, Like I'm gonna be back on Monday.
Is it okay if I postponed till Monday? I mean,
any option? But you went to the drastic worst case
(34:36):
scenario and you didn't go, and you think about it
to this day about what an amazing trip it would
have been with these two chicks to New York to
have some fun. And the fact that South Beach backed
out because you didn't back out, because you backed out,
is an absolute travesty. It takes me back to win
(34:59):
Ray I was down. Kingpin came out in movie theaters,
if you'll look it up, Kingpin in Multiplicity were both
out the same time. They were both in the movie
theater at the exact same time. It was Kathleen, it
was Lauren, it was Aaron, it was chess day, it
(35:20):
was me and we were going and we were fighting
over what we were going to go to. Lauren and
Kathleen wanted to go see Multiplicity. The boys we wanted
to go see Kingpin, and we could not come to
a conclusion. Nineteen ninety six, thank you, And we're like, dude,
we're going to Kingpin. You guys go to Multiplicity. We
(35:42):
don't care. We're going to Kingpin.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Also out base kit Balls. Oh no, that was two
years later, and.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
We're at the Great Hills Theater. We walk up to
the window. Lauren says, I'll take one for multiplicity. Kathleen says,
I'll take one for multiplicity, and I'm like, all right,
you girls have fun. We're going to Kingpin, Me.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
And the bros.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Aaron walks up, goes, I'll take one for multiplicity. Smart
what Forrest walks up. I'll take one for multiplicity. Sold now, like,
these guys aren't down. These guys aren't down. We had
talked about staying strong, being down seeing the dude movie.
(36:30):
So I walked up and I said, I'll take one
for multiplicity.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
And to this day, he's never seen the movie Kingpin.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
No, I've seen it, and I'm like, it was a
lot better. The whole time I sat in Multiplicity and
we were just like, grumbling, man, this movie sucks.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Novel concept though, same dude. Ten of them right, Yeah,
living in his house and bake his wife out.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Yeah, and one lived above the garage. And maybe it's
not as bad as I think it is. But maybe
I was in such a bad mood because I wanted
to see Multiplicity or I wanted to see Kingpin, and
we saw a multiplicity, So maybe I should give it
another shot. I don't know, but I'll never forget that.
But speaking of being down summer atter we graduated high school,
Chess Day and I we went on a little road
(37:18):
trip me Chess Day, his brother, Robin, his dad and
no teeth, Keith.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Hey kid, I'll drive, no hands.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
We went on a baseball tour. We drove to Houston,
saw the Astros. Drove to Arlington, saw the Rangers. East west,
drove to Saint Louis, saw the Cardinals. Northeast, drove to Cincinnati,
saw the Reds. Even farther east, drove to Chicago, saw
the Cubs. Back west, drove to Milwaukee, saw the Brewers. North,
drove back to Chicago. So saw the White Sox.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
You guys should have mapped that out better.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
But these seven games seven days something like that. We
were supposed to go to Detroit, but the Tigers.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Love good luck dude.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Comerica Park. It wasn't I know it was Tiger Stadium.
Comerica Park was opening the next year, so Tiger Stadium
was closing down. So we wanted to go, but they
were on the road, so there was no chance. So
go back home, go back to Austin, and I get
a call. It's Forrest's dad, Yo, what up? Hey, Tigers
(38:19):
are at home this weekend they play The Angels and
Mo Vaughn. You want to go, He's like, it's about
twenty four hour trip there, so I would drive during
the day, you'd drive at night and we'll go. And
I'm like, I'm in so Forrest. Dad and I got
in the van. No chest Statium go. I don't know
(38:40):
why chests dating, don't ask me. It was just Forest
Dad and I and we drove twenty four hours to Detroit,
stayed for twenty four hours, saw two games at Old
Tiger Stadium, and got in the car and drove twenty
four hours back. That's called being down. That's called B
and B.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
There ain't nobody that does that nowadays.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
That's called no be got on an airplace that I'm in.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
I would like to know how long the driveway Chicago
to New York. I think that one was maybe gonna
be in the twenties.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
I don't know, but I can tell you a bus
ride from there, because that's when Chess Day we were
in Chicago, and he took a bus from Chicago to
New York for Woodstock ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
How long.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
I can text him see if we get a response.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
But he.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Got on the bus and I mean it takes stops.
How long was the bus ride from Chicago for Woodstock?
I mean that dude, that was crazy. Chess Day is crazy.
He just said, give me put me on a bus.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Hey, are you still playing to do your golf today?
Speaker 2 (39:49):
I don't know. Sorry, it's not looking good? Not looking good?
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Do you got to take another break?
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Now we're gonna we're gonna wrap it up, dude, because
I mean.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Ready to shoot from the hip man? What's your asl age?
Sex Live? Remember that back in the day AOL, you'd
always hit up people and say asl.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yeah, speaking of liv did you see? And they made
Norman buy a regular ticket.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Really the owner of Live, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
The CEO or whatever he is to Live, I don't
know what he is of the Live, but he talked
about how he was great to be amongst the people.
He had to buy a secondary ticket right on the
market and he was like, you don't know how many
people stop me and said thank you for what you're doing. Again,
he goes, how many handshakes and pats on the back.
He goes, it was in the thousands of people.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
I'm damn Wayne, because people want to see these guys
on TV.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Yeah, nobody was stopping Greg Norman and being like, dude,
you have changed golf. Thank you for everything you've done.
Thank you for taking John Rahm and making him irrelevant
because he was only playing fifty four holes and you're
playing once a month and he looks like he hadn't
played golf in a year. Thank you for doing that.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
He guys, what are we realizing? You're you're probably supposed
to play golf every weekend. That's why I was great
what the PGA did, because it keeps these guys forcing
them to play every weekend. You got Brooks, kept push
shooting fireworks off his wife's titties. Rom looks like he
hasn't picked up a stick much less.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
But Dustin Johnson, I mean, he doesn't know what a
golf course is.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
That those live guys, you're just not playing enough. You
who played last week and one two weeks ago, Scotty
who's been playing very well. But Tiya he kind of sucked.
But all the guys at the.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Top, Hey, Bryson, he did good for fifty four holes
because that's.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
What their tournament is.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Yeah, but I just thought it was I mean, his
talking about it, saying so many people stopped him to
thank him and like like, just you're the champion for golf.
Like everything you're doing, don't give up. Keep fighting. Like
no one said that to him, not a single person.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Since liv started. That was kind of the worst competition
we've ever seen. Folks. That's pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Yeah, all right, well we're gonna go because hopefully I'm
gonna get to play golf.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
And also I saw that Scotty's gonna play in a
tournament again a week after the Masters.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
No way, because his kid's gonna be born. And I
here's the thing, there is no damn way. He kept
saying that if his wife went in labor, he would leave.
So my thought was, come Sunday morning, if he if
she went to labor, there is no way she would
have said anything. She would have let him play the
round of golf, and she wouldn't have said anything because
he was like, yeah, I'm still gonna go. I'm a
man of my word. All right, we gotta go. I'm
(42:10):
gonna try to go play golf, but I don't think
it's gonna happen. Have a great Monday, guys. Here's here's
the pod that never was gonna happen, so you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
You've sold, just like those golf guys. You've sold.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
I mean, yeah, this is the day you see. Do
you think he would have really left the Masters to
go first?
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Kid? This is the day you sold to the nation.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
I know. It's all about you, guys.
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