Is Ray Really Going To Buy That For Boomer?

Ray is thinking about buying this certain item for Boomer but not sure if it's a good look. Caitlin Clark made her WNBA debut so we break down what we saw and decide if she has what it takes to be a star in the WNBA. The NBA is drunk, when you think a team is good they suck and when you think they suck they're good again. The Nuggets are back from the dead and the Timberwolves are toast. 

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
We're live. Yeah, we're live. It's Wednesday. We are back.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hump day, Ray, get to hump hump, hump hump.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
I mean beautiful weather outside. It's been raining for days
and oh, hump day. I get it.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
It's tropical coastal. I was in Costa Rica for a summer.
This is a very similar climate to Costa Rica.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
In Nashville.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Really, yeah, dude, it would clout up and rain every afternoon.
It's done that here.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
It's been raining for days. Dude, it was just coming
down last night or yesterday evening. I don't know. I
think my co ed soccer game. I am betting it's
gonna be rained out tonight.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Oh what's the line.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Oh, we're definitely minus one in or we're plus one
and a half goals. I mean, we're playing a team
that's better than us. They have this one guy. He's
got a dick. He's good and he's a dick, so
he makes him really a dick. I mean, it's annoying.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
It is his last name. I'm a do Freddy.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
No, he retired, man. I wonder if Freddie a duke
could come out and beat us in soccer.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I'm not a soccer guy. No idea how to answer that.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Probably, And here's the tough part. I play at six
allegedly Nashville se plays at seven thirty. How am I
going to get to the stadium?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Were you thinking about doing it?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Trying to?

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, that's perfect actually schedule wise, I mean, I know
your other schedule.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Get done with the game at like six fifty, change clothes,
drive stadium, watch n SC.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Just you or the kid's family wife I left them.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
No, they're not gonna go.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Oh the boys.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
We can get into it if you want.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, we get into lifestyle around here.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, let me start this. Arnold, get over here, help
me out. Okay it?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Whoa when you call me by my name? How are
you an Abbey Day looking at me? All right, Well,
maybe you consider progressing that relationship. You guys get a
place together. I'm not putting any pressure on you.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Get that man still banging?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Hew? Are you guys going to that wedding this weekend?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Arnold? Maybe my own You got to get engaged first, then, Mary.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Man, Now you're just a lope man. You don't have
to be engaged.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
You're talking about our one of the producer's wedding Yeah,
Arnold didn't get anybody to do that.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh Abby could bring him as That's what I mean.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah for alcohol drinks yag brom shits well, I mean yeah,
I guess unless they got that drink tokens or they
only give you a couple.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh that sounds like a lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Mine was all you can drink. But I mean it
was twenty people in COVID. It's how much can you
drink around twenty family members? Hey, guys, want to see
me get schlitty?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, And it was tough to drink through the mask.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I what a time to be alive?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
What a time to be alive? Dude? What what kidding me?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I was actually the best dude.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
One hundred and twenty people you don't want there or
forty people you do.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
That's perf. That's true. Hey, guys, it's not that I
don't watch you there, it's just the limited capacity because
of COVID.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Bro and I didn't have to talk to anybody because
people I see every day, and it was comfortability. I
didn't talk to the dods until I don't think till
the next day. Great, because you're not forced to, you
don't your friends. You never feel forced to start a
subject with everybody else is chilling.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, family members, they haven't seen in two years. You
got to invite them because they're family members.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Broa cousins in the Greater Nashville area didn't get the invite.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
I haven't talked to them since.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Oh that's awkward. I mean I had a cousin that
I said no kids at my wedding because you know,
kids kind of disrupt things. And she showed up all
the way from Arizona with her kid. What is that
thing at the wedding? And her kid did make a

(03:42):
noise during the wedding and you didn't hear it because
you weren't there. No, I don't know he did something.
And then they leave the wedding and we go to
the reception and I asked her mom and dad, I'm like, hey,
where is she? And then I oh, no, no, you
said no kids, so she didn't come to the reception.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
No.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
No, like you brought the kid all the way to Arizona.
You went to the wedding with the kid, and then
you decide, oh, I'm not gonna go to the reception
because of the kid. Might as well brought the kid
to the reception. You came all the way from Arizona.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
You've already broke one rule, right.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
You already broke the rule at the actual wedding.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
So now you're gonna play by the rule now.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
All of a sudden, it's like, oh, I better not
show up to the reception where there's music and dancing
and the kid can't really do anything to interrupt. But
I better not come to the reception. Y'all just stay
at the hotel room. Kind of weird. Yeah, that's the
same cousin that she lived in Chicago and we drove
to her wedding and she didn't talk to us all night,

(04:49):
didn't say a word.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Busy wedding. A lot of people Green River.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, she didn't come up and say hi, thank you,
thanks for coming. Glad you're here.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
A lot of animals in that town.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Cubs, Bears, Yeah, sometimes the Lions are there too, Sometimes Bengals,
sometimes the Tigers come to town. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Are we gonna do this thing live?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah? And hey, my kids were asking me last night.
The White Sox game was on and they were like, Dad,
do the White Sox ever play the Red Sox? Great question,
I said, Yeah, they said that's funny. I don't know
why they thought that was funny, but they were intrigued.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Named after socks. Who would have thought that name would stick?

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, two different teams.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
We're gonna change the Indians, but we still cut the
White Sox.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Is that bad?

Speaker 2 (05:40):
What's the color of a sock?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Well? What is red sox?

Speaker 2 (05:46):
What do you think it is?

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Socks that you wear?

Speaker 2 (05:49):
They're red?

Speaker 3 (05:50):
I ain't touching that one. We changed some of we
don't change the others.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
I'm gonna look it up because I have no idea.
They were originally called the White Stockings. President to shorten
it to White Sox in nineteen hundred, and the name
is stuck with the team ever since. They were the
Chicago White Sox was originally called the White Stockings, a

(06:15):
reference to the Cub's original name. The press began shortening
it in nineteen hundred to the name White Sox, and
it is stuck ever since. I don't understand. There's nothing
wrong with that.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah, dig deeper, man, we gotta do this thing live,
all right, let's do what?

Speaker 1 (06:34):
What?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Oh? The world too? So loser? What up? Everybody?

Speaker 1 (06:41):
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports. So
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
What if everybody it's earned on it?

Speaker 3 (06:51):
From Nashville party with Abby and Heavy?

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Are we going to the wedding this weekend? All right?

Speaker 3 (06:55):
I guess he's done. What up y'all had sison. I'm
from the North, I'm in Alpha Male. I live on
the north side of Nashville with Bayser, my wife, white
picket fence, two point five kids in the freezer at Vanderbilt,
and I will die of a heart attack, most likely
when I'm seventy two.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Until then, though, I'm gonna enjoy the prairie.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
I'm gonna enjoy the farmland, the ranch, the country, city mouse,
country mouse, the skyline.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
I'm gonna enjoy it all. Man, take it in.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
We get one life to live and you're living it. Ray,
that's deeper in hell. Give me a minute.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Hey, let me punder that. Man. That was really interesting.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Listen.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
We talked about some pretty deep stuff before the podcast
was rolling, and I don't know how much of it
we can actually delve into. I know you, I mean,
Rory got a divorce. You nailed it, I said, he
won the damn tournament. He was running and there was
no family, no kids.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
You said it on Monday's Pond.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
You go.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
How weird was it that when Rory won, there was
no one to run out onto the green and greet him.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Hello, mom, dad, kids, family, dog, anybody. He had nobody,
now we know, divorce.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
And he ran, you said, into the clubhouse and there
was no like, no one there to hug him. Then
I saw something on Twitter after the divorce is announced
where he gives his speech afterwards and he doesn't say
anything about, oh, happy Mother's Day to so and so,
like he didn't say happy Mother's Day to his wife.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Right, we know why he did wear pink. I thought
that was for Mother's Day. Guess not. That was for
the color of divorce.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
So very interesting and also, let's be real, you don't
want hell. Hath no fury like a man after a divorce.
He may win this DAMNPGA championship at Tuscaloosa whatever it's called, Valdosta.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Valhalla, Valhalla.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Cousin's going. You've never met him, Brian, No, he's randomly
playing in a pro am or something not even though
it's not the famous one. I guess you pay twenty
and fifty dollars. You can play the course, and then
he's going.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
To the tournament.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
He ain't playing the real course.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
He really is.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
The week of the tournament, some Joe blow.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
But he's good though. He got some sort of status.
It's not just you and me. He's played in other tournaments. Okay,
so it's kind but I don't think they would have
a side Valdosta.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
It's not the Masters, it's Valhalla, and it's not Valdosta.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Valdosta is in Georgia.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
There's a lot of Valhall.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
I mean there's the val Valkyrie, the Volve. No, because
there's no way they're letting Joe.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Blows Valdosta Valhalla. And I don't you have a shit listen.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
And I don't believe the week of a major they're
having a pro am bro coacher. They are not letting
freaking Brian from down the street, cousin of Sizan ray Mundo.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Fire guy man, he's a firefighter, first responder.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Didn't know that they're not letting him go out there
and chop up that course.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Right, let me get his number.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
I got a fire There's no there's no chance.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, it could be a side one.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Then he may be playing on some course down the
road from Valhalla. Maybe he's going to Valdosta.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Like at the Masters.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Those kids that are to eat chip and putt whatever
it's called.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
I mean they're doing it as a side thing.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
They're not doing it on They are not a little
Johnny chopping up to Hey.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Hey, this is this is Samantha from South Dakota. Let's
see how far she can.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Oh, chili, that's a chili dip.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Oh that's a big divo. Oh my god, get out here.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Is gonna break his other leg? We don't know what.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Hey, we don't know what's bigger that divod or tire
tiger's tire.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Mark all we got chili all over to man, those
kids eat chip and putt?

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Wait is that kid pulling down his pants? He's peeing
in the fairway? Oh no, oh no, the diaper is off.
The diaper is off.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
You know I really got to do?

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Is speaking of going up the road, because I think
it's just in Indiana.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
I mean, you just go for three hours and you're there.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
What's in there?

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Valdosta, Valhalla, whatever I think, Kentucky. I don't give a shit.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
You go three hours north Okay, I don't care the state,
but I'm saying I need to go to Kentucky Oak Grove.
I've got to see this sports book. It's forty minutes
from us. It's been there for a year, and not
one of us is damn gone yet.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Well, I didn't know it's there, and I can't just go.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
I went to the other one.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Well, I'm actually closer up north, and so I go
to the other one to get the race book for
the Kentucky Derby. Yeah, you'll go to the Mint, correct,
And I realized they don't have the sports book. They're
working on getting one, but it's Oak Grove has one
brick and mortar where you can actually get betting tickets. Ya,
da dada. The Mint only has horses or slots. Other
than that, if it flies, it dies.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Got a question, why do you need to drive forty
minutes when you have it on your phone.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Just to see it.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
And our neighbor Jessica made a great point. We were
betting horses that Saturday Kentucky Derby and we're doing on
our phones. Yeah, we were doing on our phones electronic
if you will. And it's just something about having the
physical ticket in your hand, and she said it. She said,
I may sound old, but I love having that ticket
in my hand, because then we'd also ask each other

(12:07):
what damn horse did we pick?

Speaker 2 (12:09):
I forget your nomber.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
It's all digital. You don't know the damn horse order
that you got. And so she said hey, and I said, listen,
I'm a late thirties two. Something about us just having
that pink slip in our hands. That's why we like
the brick and mortar.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
That's what I say. That's why I don't go to
the Kiosk. When I'm in Las Vegas. I go up
to Sally and Sam work in the front register. Not Sam.
You know new guy Sam that comes to the convention. No,
I would never go up to his window because he
wears terrible clothing. Worst dressed person I've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
He attacked me very much so about my clothing. He's
the one that informed me skinny jeans are out. I
haven't worn a skinny jean since January fifteenth, Nashville.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Well, don't listen to him. He doesn't realize cowboys gear
is out, like they're out every year in January.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Maybe back in this year now, not.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
January, man early December.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
They're in.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
They're out in January, and you know what, they're definitely
out of They're not in it in February, they're out
of stock. I mean, hey, in February, you can find
all cowboys down there in Africa when they give it away.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
But and you know my little thing that I like
to do, I'll reverse jinks and I'll throw a betting
ticket in the trash bo When you do that, bets
always seem to turn around.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
You like the reverse jinks. Say, why the fuck you
think I'm wearing a Colorado Rockies hodie today? Because I
need that reverse jinks because I bet the Rocky because
the Rockies swept who the hell they sweep this past weekend, the.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Rangers, Forest Ranger.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
They swept the Forest Rangers, the defending World Series champions
at coors Field. I'm like, okay, they're going to San Diego.
San Diego is not even that good, but Colorado sucks.
So I bet San Diego on Monday. Well, okay, doubleing up,
bet San Diego last night, voss again. Colorado has won

(14:08):
like five games in a row and they've only won
like twelve games on the year.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
You're on the wrong side of that streak.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
So I'm wearing this Rockies jersey today because I'm doubling
up again and I'm putting it on the San Diego
Padres today.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
They got some weasley little hitters. Make man, it's the
only one I know to Varduck.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
I mean, they got random crap all across the board.
They have guys that have seven e ras and the
Padres can't hit him.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Well, you got Gomber. He's always Gomber's going today, is he? Oh?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Gomber's going today.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Boys, He's always in the meg Go go go Gomber.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
It's going, gona go, go, gona gone.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Who else do they have? They got?

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Like man Cal Quantrill pitched last night. Yep, I don't
know who pitched the night, but Dakota Hudson pitched on
I mean they're app is terrible, dude.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
There isn't a staff in Major League Baseball. You can
just name one, two three. That's how the turnover is
in the major leagues and how much the injuries are.
I mean, I can't there used to be back in
the day, the Rocket, Andy Pettitt, who was the third
where Tom uh David Kohene the Yankees you could always

(15:21):
name their one two three. Then you got Houston as
splits spash in the Bathia. You always can name a one, two, three, dude,
you can't do that for one team this year. That's
usually how you know a team is gonna win a
World Series if you can name all three of their
starting pitchers.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Hey, I don't know. I don't know what you got
going right now.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Dodgers, the Orioles, Okay, Gunner, Ashbery and uh Rushman.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
They No, Holliday can't hit the he can't hit he
he doesn't. He's down the miners. He's not. You don't
have to worry about him.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Your cows Gunner Henders, Cowser, you're just like Boomer. No,
I'm picking Gunner to beat the streak. Boomer. Gunner ain't
gonna beat the streak for you. Okay, Gunners in the
two seventy range, and he's just he's a gun in
good time.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
You know what the oils do? They shoot up vodka guns.
Do you see that in the audience. Yeah, they had
a home run. They got water guns.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
I don't know. I just don't think they have the
starting rotation.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Austin Gomber's on the mountain a against King Gombers zero
to two with a three forty three era. He's not
too bad. His era is not bad. Okay, what about
his XR. But we are we are definitely taking the Padres.
There's no way the Rockies who are fourteen and twenty eight,
they're not winning their sixth game in a row. It

(16:39):
can't happen.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
And what you're doing right now is the guy that
sits at a slot and says it has to hit,
it has to can't be stubborn in gambling. You have
to understand. Look, observe, understand. Don't repeat the same mistake.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
You're repeating the same mistake by betting it again. What
the hell's your problem?

Speaker 3 (16:58):
You're like baser, it's gotta hit, honey, trust me, it
doesn't have to hit. I've seen the valleys to tell
you right now, it doesn't ever have to hit. Leave
the slot machine now, but it ain't hitting. Get the
hell out, pump fifty into it, peace out, see you
onto the next one. But there is the strategy of

(17:19):
you wait until somebody gets up from a slot and.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Then they hit jump on it.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yes, exactly where's people.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
That I've seen that there's a day Maybe it's like stalkersers.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I don't know. What they are.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
But it's the people that sit around and wait for
somebody to jump off a slot and then they're the
first ones on it.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
I do the second.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
I will put you know, fifty in a slot, right,
and I get down to I spend the fifty, I'm like, man,
I bet you that next spin. I'm gonna be so
pissed if it's that next spin. Let me put some
more money on there.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
You're who Vegas hoves Noe spent that hundred, man, I.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
I'm gonna put another fifty in and then you know
what I do this is I have this. My wife
hates that I do this. Then I stand there and
I watch people play.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
To see if you would have won. Yeah, oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
She's like, you're gonna drive yourself crazy.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
You're sick in the head.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
You want to see if you would you would have hit.
If he hits, you're gonna be pissed. If he doesn't hit,
then I.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Guess you'd be happy. So that's fine why you're sticking.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Around, Yeah exactly, But then you're gonna keep watching him
and say, I bet his next hit'll hit. Then you
just end up watching a random guy for forty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
No, I watched her about five minutes, five to ten minutes,
and then I'm like I'm out. But then I do
it at the roulette table all the time, all the time.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Dude, I'm not too much into roulette with the single green,
double green.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Well, no, you'd rather have single green. That's the best.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Well, it's rare because now that's.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Now they got triple green. That's when they screw you
really got me when it was palm trees and I
had no idea what it meant. And it hit and
I was like, palm trees, never seen that? What's that mean?
He goes, oh, no, we just had a green. I'm like,
oh cool, thanks man. It's like if I play Roulette
and I have a bet out there, or if I'm like,
oh I want to bet that I might now I'm
not going to do it, and then I sit there

(19:01):
and my I like I'll just keep walking. I'm like, well,
I want to see if it hit. Just why you
didn't bet it. I'm like, I know, I just do.
It's sort of like we were there one time and
our friend that's a doctor and he's drunk and he's like,
you want to see how you make a lot of
money on.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Roulette safe and lives appairently.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
And he's like, you want to see how you make
money on roulette? He goes, you just pick a random
number and you put it on there. There's black thirty five, right,
and it misses and he had like eighty dollars and
he's like, I'm going to bed next spend black thirty
five the one off. Yeah. I sat there and watched it,
and of course, my dumb ass, this is what I did.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
There is a three percent chance that'll hit no. No.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
But then he had he had already walked away and
he was over, you know, like talking to someone, and
I should have just let it go, right, you just
let it go. But my in my drunken state, thought,
oh he would want to know that he would have
won if have played it again. Dude, you should have
it just hit this next spin. He goes, well, that

(20:07):
doesn't make me feel any better.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Oh, good friend, that's a good point. Sorry. I thought
those words would have helped you.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
That's my fault. That's my fault, all right.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Yeah, So man Vegas Stories Stories from Vegas, and Ray
called it.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
There was troubling Rory Land and when we come back. Hey,
when we come back, the w NBA is back, we'll
right back.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
But they're not really much of a favorite. Who Caitlyn Clark,
there's still twenty times your money, dude.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
They're terrible. They had the first pick for a reason.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Oh, I kid it now. I actually thought they were
going to go, oh, maybe we don't pick the Aces.
Maybe you watch out for these Indiana's. That's why they
get Kaylyn clo.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Because they're the first pick, because they're the worst team
in the w NBA.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
And I just looked at the odds. It's again, it's
the Liberty and Aces.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Who's gonna win it this year? It's same with NBA.
Is it the Nuggets or the Celtics?

Speaker 1 (21:03):
I mean Kaitlin Clark's first game? Did you watch it
on Instagram?

Speaker 3 (21:09):
I saw the highlights. She was missing shots. They called
her for a travel. Her parents were at the game.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Oh it was full.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Did your parents sit with a seat in between them?

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Oh that's probably for her brother.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
No.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
I think they buy three seats and sit in two
of them and leave one in between put their stuff in.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
H and you need to do that the Braves game,
I mean I do. I didn't have a spare seat
for myself. But my question is I didn't. I didn't
watch it. I did, I will say.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
I mean cool, Like what what guys, I'm mounting my
flag on this hill.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
No, No, didn't watch it. No, no, congrats your sexiest.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
No. I did look up the box score because I
wanted to see how she did the mister.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
I didn't watch it guy at the coal mine, but
I did check out this is the guy at the
coal mine. It didn't watch the limit, but checking the
box score. Oh he got a closet.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
No you're not. You're not listening.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
You're a closet. Wnbair.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
My question is what is the WNBA doing starting Kaitlin
Clark's big game at the exact same time as NBA playoffs? Like, so,
how stupid of a move is that? Like if you
want more eyeballs, I don't know anybody, if you're a

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fan of basketball, I am not turning off an NBA
playoff game to go and watch the season debut of
Caitlin Clark. Like if it was on Saturday at one
o'clock and there was no NBA game, then I maybe
would have tuned in. That's what I was trying to say.
I was saying NBA had playoffs at the same time

(22:59):
as the in the Nffever, we're playing their WNBA game
with Caitlin Clark. So guess what. I'm watching the NBA playoff.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Game and Pacers Nicks wash job.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
The NBA makes no sense. It's drunk.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Yeah, it's flip flop. It's kind of taking the same
process as the NFL. Team looks good one week.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Shitty the next. The Pacers win by thirty, next win
by thirty. You can't bet it.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
I'm trying to tell my buddy in Fort Lauderdale, Danny,
do not bet the NBA or hockey. There's still five
hockey teams that can win it. Better futures check back
in a month.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
I don't understand how the Knicks looks so bad and
then the Pacers look so awful the very next game,
the very next game.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Well, if you really break down the teams, they can
get cold. A team that can't get cold, the Celtics.
That's why I think they're gonna win it. They are
the favorite. The Nuggets, wait, hold on hook, some of
these A lot of these teams, Nuggets, they can get cold.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
No, they can't. With Jokick. I get it. The most
they can get is just a little bit of a shiver. Dude.
The Pacers, you look.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
At their lineup. I mean Halliburton, Yeah, he can shoot
a little bit, but he didn't do right.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
So Pacers are a team that can get freezing cold.
No blanket there.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
The Knicks, oh my, I mean rice cold. Give me
a blanket, a sweater. The Celtics on a cold night
still cook.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
No, they don't. That's why they lost to the Heat.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
They got a guy in the wing with blankets for everybody.
Poor zingis he's coming in a week.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Hey, you know he's bringing the firewood. I'm bringing heat,
and he's bringing gasoline to add to the fire.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
And I think they'll sprinkle him in the Eastern Conference finals.
Bring him back for the guys. Now's the time to
bet the Celtics. They're blowing through to this thing.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Stop.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Who are you thinking different, dude.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
I'm just telling you it doesn't have to be I'm
just saying I don't understand how it works. And then
I want I watched the entirety the Denver Nuggets Minnesota
game last night.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
You were up to eleven. Then I know it's.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Midnight, and I have to say Mike Conley didn't play.
And without Mike Conley, man, they rely on Ant to
bring up the ball and he has the and they can't.
No one can distribute the ball to him like he
has to pass. No one can create their own shot,
and they are not very good. Rudy Gobert Uh, he

(25:27):
may be the defensive player of the year, but offense,
he can't do anything. On offense. He is a wasted space.
On offense, they are playing four on five when the
Timberwolves are on offense. We buried the Nuggets. Good god,
the Nuggets buried them. We said, man, they're terrible. Looks

(25:49):
like they're gonna get swept. Oh my god. Let me
tell you. They flipped that championship switch. And they are
rolling on to the Western Conference finals. They are going
back to Minnesota and they're winning. It is over. Minnesota
has no chance of winning the series.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
And that's just how dumb the American public is. They
always say bet against the American public, but it's true.
Show me the people that bet Nuggets win this is
to win the conference, not even the champions Dude, it
was eight times your money. I didn't so I'm not
saying I'm an expert. I didn't bet it.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
That was the dip. That was the dip instead us dumbasses.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
I'm in the bathroom with Eddie and Kevin saying, hey, guys,
anybody betting Minnesota. I didn't have any money at the
time to bet, so I said, I just said, no,
I've chosen not to bet Minnesota.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
But we weren't even talking Nuggets. That's how dumb. No.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
No, we were talking Nuggets. We were talking their burial.
We were saying, man, that was a good run. They
won a championship. But boy, are we sure that Yogics
is the MVP. I just can't get over how dominant
they look.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Won the MVP. Do you just say that?

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah? Yeah, I am just so pressed. And Christian Brown,
the Kansas product.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Here we go. We oh, jack off your boy.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
He played so good last night. He's getting minutes in
the end of the game over Michael Porter. That's how
good he's playing.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
See.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
I just don't think they're as deep as the Celtics.
The Celtics love that they have holiday. The Nuggets have
a holiday. Guy, they have two holidays.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
They know Christmas in New Year's Who's the Holiday. The
Nuggets have a Holiday. They have one guy that comes
off the bench. I think his name is Aaron Holiday.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Not as effective, you're, Michael Holiday. Not as dominant. I'm
telling you right now that the Celtics are far and
away the best team, and Vegas agrees.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
I just don't if they don't have Porsenis, they're not,
but they are.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
There's people saying he's taking shots. He's not one hundred,
but in warmups, there's fans that have been at the
game saying he's shooting, and he's he's doing his moves
and all that.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Now they got justin Holiday.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Sorry, oh just yeah, that's where he's been.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
That's he's been playing. Uh, it's been interesting. I just
am so impressed with the Nuggets. The Mavericks. I don't know,
dun I don't know how they lost the game the
other night.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Okay, see it's the one that Billy had said, Yeah
it's okay, see.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yeah, I have no idea how they lost. They were
winning the entire game and then it just went bluh
and Luca and his crying is annoying. I don't know
who cries more, Luca or Tatum. If you watch the
Celtics game, Tatum cries every single time. You know who
doesn't cries, Jalen Brown, he doesn't really complain. Luca or

(28:35):
Tatum cries the whole time. Kyrie doesn't really cry. Luca
cries the entire freaking game. It is so stupid, And
I love watching Jokis.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Play pregame sage for Kyrie.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
He doesn't talk to anybody, He doesn't talk trash. He
just gonna look like you would see him be like,
look at this fat guy. He can't play basketball and
he just does his rope and he fakes this what
It's so fun to watch.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Since we're talking NBA, there's this clip going viral Tigue
good role player.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know if you saw it.
He was he. I guess he won it with the Bucks.
They want it. Have you seen this clip? Yes?

Speaker 3 (29:15):
I was talking about after the championship and they would say, oh,
most teams flying private jets, Vegas, Miami. They go party
right away. It's a huge after party. He goes, Dude,
Milwaukee's so boring. There wasn't anything going on. So I
got in my truck and I drove to Indiapolis to
hang out with my boys and play video games.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
He got and they go, well, why didn't you take
a private jet?

Speaker 3 (29:37):
And he goes, oh, johnas Johonnas didn't want to take one,
so we didn't take one. He goes, it was just
me and Brook Lopez sitting around looking at each other
after we won the championship. So I got my Raptor
and I drove to Indiana.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Ah, dude, no, hilarious.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Because of podcasts, we now get to hear these stories
from guys that dude after party sucked, Like, you're never
gonna hear that about Jordan's never because they didn't have
podcasts back then.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Now he goes, dude, it blew man.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
And then other people are saying that's why they can't
get free agents.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
He said, there's no nightlife. He said, let's go to Vegas.
Let's go to Vegas, and Jannis was like, I just
want to hang out my family, he said. Me and PJ.
Tucker were like, dude, let's go party Vegas. Let's get bottles,
and he's like, I want to hang out my family.
He loved any Manning goes, so I didn't care about

(30:27):
winning that championship I didn't care.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Man, Like the dude, who do you remember being in
the after party and he goes, it was me brook Lopez,
youmagin brook lit seven to five, just stand in the
quarter of drinking a bud light.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
He goes, I got out of there, dude, it was
so boring.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
I mean, how crappy is that?

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Like?

Speaker 2 (30:46):
I feel like, I mean, we don't ever party after
we win to see it we've won.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Hell I got, I forget win.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
A CMS and CMA's they filled my damn house. I
got five of them. Okay, dude, we didn't celebrate one
of them. Okay. So we're in the same boat as
Tag and Jonas.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
I think winning an NBA title is a little bit
different than winning an ACM on a radio show, preach.
I should think it's a little bit harder to get
to the top of the NBA, the pinnacle of the NBA.
It is harder to raise Lord Stanley's Cup than it
is to fill out some paperwork and get an ACM

(31:23):
for a radio show.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
So you're telling me you, me and Pitts haven't won
a championship.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
It might be harder to win a co ed rerec
championship in Wednesday Night soccer than it is to get
the ACM for a radio show.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Now, well, we didn't get this ACM spoiler alert.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
But I mean we've been trying to play in our
party because we won the Winner League the indoor and
we got to use it by May thirtieth. We are
running out of time, folks. Use it. We got a
two D gift certificate. Use it to lose it, right,
you know your tool, and this after party has not
taken in shape. I've been hitting the team up, Hey,
you want to go this night? Now I can't. I

(32:03):
got this all right? What about this night?

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Now?

Speaker 1 (32:05):
I can't do that because I gotta I gott this.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
You can't do that stuff. What did Scuba teach us?
What did Scuba teach us? What did Scuba teach us?

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Right?

Speaker 1 (32:13):
You don't give them an option, give them a date
and time and tell them be there.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
And that's it from the mouth of Scuba. The executive
producer Ryan Seacrest.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah, because we and the Big Show.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Now there's like three interviews we fed up on. We launch.
Did give them a time lunch goes, Hey, come by
any time during the week, and they never come by.
I got to say Wednesday at eleven am.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Hey, let me know when it's a good time for you.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
No, no, no, give them.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Scuba's Like, that's the dumbest executive producer I've ever heard of.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Yeah, you know why, because I'm not an executive producer.
I'm not used to lining up interviews.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
I didn't know that either, but he learned it from
Doctor Phil and Ryan Seacrest. You just tell people a
time and they either say yes or no.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
I was trying to be nice. I would you know,
I don't know, got it cool?

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Like y, I'm gonna give you a time.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Hey, I'm for and when we come back. Something really
cool happening at Valhalla, the PGA Championship, and man, I
got a personal connection. We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Right. They actually stuck my dick in vall Halla. Ronold
shook the hell up. You wouldn't be able to breed
the air of Valhalla.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
So tomorrow, you little bit, I'm supposed to have a
golf lesson.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
You man continue Sorry.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Three o'clock in the afternoon. I'm supposed to have a
tea golf lesson tomorrow. Kind of work on my swing,
get it all corrected. And that's when I got the email.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
And said, hey, from Bones, you're fired.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Oh well that's not that's not it.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
That's not it.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
It was from my golf instructor. He's like, I'm sorry, guys,
if you have a golf lesson this week, we're gonna
have to reschedule. Because I was able to accomplish a
lifelong dream and I qualified to play in the PGA
Championship at Valhalla. Whoa, the guy I take lessons from

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is teeing off at Valhalla, Valdosta, whatever you want to
call it. He is in the field.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
We got to keep going with it because I still
don't know which one it is.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Hey, guess what, what's his name? His name is Josh
Bevel and he is not not teeing off with Tiger Woods.
He will be teeing off.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
There's a First of all, there's a shitload of golfers there.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
One, there's a lot, there's a lot. He'll be teeing
off on the tenth hole at twelve fifty one pm.
Do you want to hear who he's paired with? This
might be the featured group.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Okay, hold on, give me his name again, Josh Bevil.
I'm seeing if you can bet him there's no way
you can bet him, dude. There's a lot of dudes
in this one.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
There is no way you can bet him.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Because these championships you get, the people live, guys are
all in it.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Yep ho, there he is. How much is it?

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (35:23):
It is two hundred times your money. If we put
down ten dollars and Josh Bevel wins your personal trainer
of your chili dipping and crappy golf game, we win
twenty thousand dollars on ten dollars.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
To one hundred to one hundred, one hundred.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Dollars a quarter of a million.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
If he winds it, dude, the same guy's been showing
you your brokeast wing.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
We get a quarter of a million.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Dude, I am about to win a quarter million dollars.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
To see you on the screen. I'm like, that's the
same shit Lunch does.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
That's the same grip lunch. That's the same whoa no
wonder Lunch is so good? So he will be teeing
off At twelve fifty one pm in his group, Jordan Smith.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Got me, I was thinking speed. I gotta see if
Beas are getting to bos it. I'll put twenty on him.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
And also in his.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Group twenty would win forty thousand. Aaron Ray Ray, he's
been ry.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Those are the two people he's playing with.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
That guy's good.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
I wonder if I'll be able to click on him
on the screen and say, watch that group.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
The Livers.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
There's a bet where you can bet if a Live
guy is gonna win it minus five hundred.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
No oh, I thought, I thought you're gonna say yes.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
I was like, whoa.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
All those guys went to diet lib, none of them
winning anymore Masters.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Close they got was minus two.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Well what was the winner?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Minus eleven nine strokes?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
But I'm not even gonna get to really.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
What Deshambo's the only good one still in camp. Smith Brooks, Koepka.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Sold, John Rahm, John Ron Away. I mean he's bad.
He sold, Michelson sold, Dustin Johnson.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Oh, Dustin Johnson doesn't care. He sold, does not care.
He's just for the money.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Tiger, he's not part of Live, but he's still sold.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
He's he's walking.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
They showed him video Tiger shooting at Valhalla Doosta. He's
still trucking. I mean he's still trying to play these tournaments.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
It'll be easier because it's not like I. Apparently the
Masters is real hilly, so it's harder on his body.
This is more flat, I think. So hopefully he'll be okay.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Last time it was in Valdosta, Valhalla, Rory McElroy.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
The last time he was single, Roy McElroy. There is
nothing like it. And here's what's crazy. I've been wondering,
why the hell has he been playing so good lately.
He knew he was getting divorced.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Hell hath no fury like a golfer scorn at a divorce.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
That's wild. He hadn't won, and then he wins the Zurich.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
It's actually hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn.
I changed it for Rory and added golf. You're right
about that one, right.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
I hate saying I had no idea.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Using all my wife all the time. Oh, hell hath
no fury like a woman's scorn. All right, I'll take
the trash out.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
And there's rumors floating around about Rory. Dude, you can't
say him on this pod. That's how you get canceled.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
But yeah, there's a rumor he's gotten divorced other chicks, dude.
Oh no, that Caroline was in the act. He was
dating her, they were engaged, but then so supposedly he
broke up.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
There be a text same thing with his wife.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
How crazy. That's wild man. And then you know who
Caroline Wosney, Mary, David.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Lee, Pete Sandford's I don't give a shit, but you
know David Lee is Yeah, David Lee Murphy.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Everything's David Lee used to play in the NBA.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
That's right, jump Shooter Nicks. Yeah, this is how dumb
we are.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
I saw it on the TV screen, Rory running, no
family members, there, no wife, and we still didn't put
two and two together.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
We predicted it.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
And broke the news on our dumb ass podcast and
we didn't even know it was right there in front
of us.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Had no idea.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
I thought it was weird. Guy's running. He's going for
a sprint right now after winning the Wells Fargo because
he's divorced. Dude, he's filing papers tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
He's going to check his tender. Dude, he had to
get to the clubhouse and get his phone.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Guys, there might be a little report coming out soon.
I'm telling you.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
About what but another woman allegedly is that what you're
hearing they're saying your sources in the golf world.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
I don't know. I don't know how you can say
these things.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
I think as long as you say allegedly, you're fine
and you don't name the person, you're totally fine. But
I heard in the golf world there's another woman weather updates.
Not that he cheated, but I'm just saying maybe she
was helping him with a swing, putter or driver both.
You heard it here, guys, you heard it here?

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Was he good? Did he put it in the hole
or was he going wide left? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Heard it here. I just wanted to read this.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Was he shaking or shagging? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Man, I mean that's the thing. That's the thing. There's
pictures out there. Here's one of the pictures. Well what
you know what I mean, hold on what you heard
it here? When?

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (40:32):
What what does that picture show? I mean it's just
but it's just they're the same colored shirt on.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
But uh, I mean, you heard it here, Carlsbad, uh,
Pacific Beach. I don't to go order.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
I don't know what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Public relations.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
I mean, the Mavericks the other night, they shot like
ten or eleven of twenty two from the free throw
line in the second half or something like that. That's
unbelievable in the NBA. In the NBA, how does that happen?

Speaker 3 (41:13):
I know, when you're betting on those games and they're
missing free throws, those will make you pucker because it's
two guaranteed points.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
It's crazy that people are so bad at free throws. Eh,
that you are just sitting there and they are not
guarding you. When there's a hand in your face, they're
all upon you, they're touching your nuts. Draino. You're just
standing there by yourself. No pressure, Well there's pressure, but
no one guarding you. You miss. But I want to

(41:42):
know one thing. I'm gonna take a break, and I
want to know one thing because I saw it. Was
it last night? No, the night before.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
I don't know, dude, I'm not in your house.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
And I want to know why more people don't do this.
We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
A fourth break, no less.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Now this is the third my question. And someone said
that Chris Paul also does this SGA when they're shooting
free throws. He doesn't look the other direction. He doesn't
just sit there and like you know, wait for him
to shoot it. He stares at the person shooting the
free throw, So he turns his body, his back is

(42:20):
to the basket, and he looks right at the person
shooting the free throw.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Pretty good. I love it.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
And right when he's like going to a kind of shooting,
kind of puts his arms on top of his head,
makes a little bit of a movement. Why do more
people not do that? Why do you not look at
them and just kind of be like that way They
feel like, what is this guy looking at It has
to be weird.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
But you can also make a move towards the basket,
I believe when they release, so I mean, you're not
in position.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
But the first free throw you can't because it's you
make it. There's two shots, now, Gati. If it's just
the one, but you're the third person on the line
is usually not getting the rebound. But I love that
he stares at the freaking fools.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Dude, if you can create a kid I loved your
tangent that can shoot a hundred percent, you'll be the
most famous kid in the world. You won't be the best,
you won't be the goat. But if you can create
a kid, boy or girl, Caitlyn Clark or Michael Jordan.
I don't give a shit if they can shoot one
hundred percent from the line. I mean, you're not gonna

(43:19):
be the goat. That's not guaranteed to be the goat.
But you're gonna be the most famous person because nobody
can shoot one hundred percent. Nobody I've heard upper eighties.
Sometimes they're in the nineties. Nobody can shoot a hundred percent. Yeah,
I mean, dude, you'll just go up through the ranks
most famous person in high school. All you gotta do
is create a kid that can make every three free

(43:41):
throw when nobody's on him. Yeah, I mean, it'll be
the most talked about thing in sports. It'll be the
next Caitlyn Clark. You don't have to teach him how
to dribble be a great. I mean, they got to
know a little bit of basketball techniques and skills. Three
point stance, uh, boxing out.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
You gotta be able to drill. I mean, here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
But I'm telling you that is your ticket. Not necessarily
they're gonna make the NBA, but damn are they going
to be famous in high school. They're gonna be famous
in college.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
And they are going to be one of They'll be
the most famous free throw shooter in the history of
the world.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Ray, I think I create, I understand, but you're never
going to shoot one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
It's in your kid.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
No, it's impossible, one of your kids.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Impossible, Ray, they're already firing in their lifetime.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Absolutely impossible. Right.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
But I'm saying when they're shooting their laundry and if
you've seen any of the kids, that make every one
of the socks.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
No, yeah, Ray, my third one. No, it's a great point.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
No, it doesn't make one hundred percent of anything.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Hey, I just put up the Papa shot in the house.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
That's legit. We do have a basketball goal in the
guest bedroom on the bathroom door, so they play indoor hoops.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
And I already made a dad decision, executive decision, not
a dad, but I did make one.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
The balls are gonna make marks on the wall. Gotta
get softer balls.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Who gives a damn about the marks?

Speaker 3 (44:54):
I told Bazer, I said, you know what, these hard
balls aren't gonna work. We got to get the really squashy,
soft ones.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
But my sister got them a basketball goal for Christmas
that you hang on the back of them, and it's
kind of a hard rubber ball and they were looking
in a closet and they found my Michael Jordan indoor
hoop shows you where to put the and they said, Dad,
can we hang this up someday? And I was like,

(45:21):
I missed that?

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Oh no, No.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
The greatest thing about the Jordan one breakaway rim Yep.
We played on that thing forever for years. Dunk the
elementary school, I played middle school. I told you we
dunked at church that one time and our foot went
into the wall and we put a post roup so
you couldn't see the huge hole in the wall.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yeah, But I'm talking like at the house. I ain't
worried about Mark.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
Dude, our generation, see I don't. I don't think Boomer
has played, Uh Papa shot like we did not. It's
Papa shot, it's nerve, it's the breakaway all that, dude,
our generation played.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
So you have actually Papa shot though the little like
it's just a goal that goes on the wall.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Damn, says Papa shot. But it's literally a breakaway, got it.
So I'm talking the exact same thing you are. Papa
shot is usually your arcade games with the NAT you're
shooting free throws.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
I'm what you're talking. What I'm talking about with you
is the dunkin rim that.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
The rim moves all that, I mean mine, the rim
comes off like the Jordan one and it is still
in great condition. And you see all the if you
turned it on the back, all the sticky spots where
we had to put stick to stick it to the wall.
I can't believe my mom saves it, saved it. We
played on that thing for years, dude.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
I played NonStop. Even when I knew it wasn't gonna
be in the NBA. I was still playing that.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
In that oh so fun played two on two, one
on one. It was great entertainment.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
You'd put up twenty five points. And then you go
play in a middle school game put up like two.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Well, yeah, it doesn't translate on.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
No, No, it's not the same. No, no, it's really not.
And then I got a question for you. Back to
Caitlin Clark, you gay, how much of her popularity is
because she's white.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
I think it's because she shoots that. The first time
I saw it wasn't white or black. It was holy shit,
this chick shoots the ball ten feet beyond the arc.
I'd never seen a woman do that before. I'd never
seen a man do that before until Steph Curry, until
Steph Curry in these logo shots. And now you see
every kid at the playground doing it kind cool. Not
turning around, watch your shot in, okay, and then make

(47:19):
sure it goes in.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Then you run down. You're not turning around at the logo,
you know where you're turning around at the line.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Yeah, because the Las Vegas Aces star Asia Wilson, I
think it's a huge thing. I think a lot of
people may say it's not about black and white, but
to me, it is. It really is because you can.
It really makes my blood boil because you can be
top notch as a black woman. But yet maybe that's
something people don't want to see. So she's saying that

(47:48):
Caitlin Clark is all because she's white. To me, I
don't care if you're white or black. It's the shooting
from freaking parking lots. When you come across half court
and you're firing threes and it goes in. It's something
we've never seen in the women's game. And she's cocky,
and she's cocky.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
She is Steph Curry and you watch it for her parents.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Not really, No, don't give it a damn about her parents.
Do I do it because she can shoot from the park.
I don't care. If you're black and you were the
first one to do it, I would have been like,
Holy hell, look at this girl shooting from freaking the
parking lot. It doesn't matter, and you can be mad,
but you have to also appreciate what she's done for
your game. You now have chartered flights because of Caitlin Clark.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
How are they able to do that now because there's
more money in the league.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Well, they think there's gonna be more money. It says
it's gonna cost them twenty five million to charter all
the flights. I don't know if the WNBA will make
that much money, but at least they're trying. The NBA
pays for the WNBA, like they are the ones that
funnel the money in. But it could be a little
bit that she's white. But the fact that she shoots
from the parking lot, to me is what's entertaining. Hey,

(48:58):
and I just saw that article and I'm like, a
lot of these people hate on her.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
If your kids want a Kaitlyn Clark Jersey get it
for him.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Yeah, yeah, at the house.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
You have to.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
It got to. I should get Boomer one, you should.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
He's never asked for one, though, I don't know why.
All right, Aunt the way, will you get me? Tattoos?
Hunt the way? Will you get me? Otani never asked
for Kaitlyn Clark. That's weird, but it's gonna happen. It's
gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
There's going to be a kid where for Christmas he
asks for a Caitlyn Clark jersey mark my words.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Maybe not in my householder, eh, I didn't say that though,
not when the NBA playoffs are going on No Chance
or the NHL. I'd rather watch that. I don't know.
I thought it was bad timing by the w NBA
to put Kaitlin Clark at that time, But thank you.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
You can schedule next year, guys. And also I put
up our futures bet mine. It should be a block.
It should be a lock, and you guys can bet
along with it. NBA Celtics, you're so stupid. NHL Star,
You're so stupid. MLB Otani to win the home run chase.
He hit one last night, I know, and I called
it the other day and day further, and then I

(50:11):
even ad who was it that I added, A.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Was there? There wasn't another one man when I say it,
and then I forget it.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
I don't why not just bet one of those?

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Why an?

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Why bet all those?

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Oh? Nice? It as a comment, Oh it was me,
I commented on my own post.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Okay, all right, Taylor Caraway.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
It was AFC Champ, the Chiefs, French Open, Joker and Heisman,
Dylan Gabriel Oregon. You do all those twenty dollars bet
you're gona win about one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Yeah, I'll guarantee you you're not, So just pay me
the twenty dollars and I'll give you all those.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
I'll be your bookie, so you'll house this bet. If
it hits, you'll owe me one hundred thousand dollars, no problem.
You're the poster boy for mortgage fraud to me. Housewives quote.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Okay, hey coachers, that was my husband, Housewives clote, Thank you, hey. Coaches.
Absolutely loved the last podcast. The te Ball Story should
definitely become a regular segment. Funny thing is I used
to be a t ball coach myself, but I got
fired after just two weeks drinking Hey, Bailey's in the
coffee at eight am, got you busted. Turns out, making

(51:23):
the kids run laps after missing a groundball isn't exactly
ethical at that level, and nobody bothered to mention that
we weren't supposed to keep scoring. So there I was
on third base, yelling and screaming. We were down one.
We needed to score another run. Needless to say, the
parents weren't thrilled with my approach to the game, and
I had to resign. Anyway, keep the podcast real, folks

(51:45):
loving it.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Marco from the Bronx, he's training them like their Yankees.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Come on, yeah, yeah, So all right, have a good Wednesday.
We'll see Friday.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Yankee Stadium is great.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
You go through the Bronx, you take the train, it's beautiful,
even though they've redone it.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
But it is still the old Yankee Stadium with the statues.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
No, no, it's a new stadium. It is at it's
an absolutely new stadium.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
I hate when we have this talk, but I guess
they removed the statues from the old one and put
it in.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
The Monument Park. Yeah, but the old stadium was it
was terrible.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
But actually didn't even get into the stadium. South Beach
ran in the exit and the lady couldn't catch him,
so he got to see two innings of the game.
And I sat outside thinking about I should have ran
in that exit, because then more people came in the exit,
and they actually had people standing there after your southw
Why didn't.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
You just buy a ticket?

Speaker 2 (52:34):
We had no money, coach, Oh my god, we weren't
rich rich. Okay, Ray, I'm going to the Braves twelfth row.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Man. It says all games are canceled, but that was
last night. Wait wait MLB, no, my soccer league.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Dude, don't scare me like that. We just got paid.
I'm about the fire off ten parlays. I just can't.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Well, you better have the Padres because they are gonna win.
They have to win. They can't get swept by the Rockies.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Can't.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
No.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
I don't typically do daily baseball betting, but we got
some days off or not off. But afternoon's off, I'm
about to do some baseball fire fire away.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Let's see what's on the games plays, Let's see what
time the game starts. Saying, hey, in the Nashville Knucklers.
My fantasy team. That's terrible.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
What are they? The moose knucklers.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
They are having a good week.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Ray. You should see the uniform.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Oh we got whoa, we got games at eleven, thirty five, twelve,
Oh yeah, we got day baseball, we got it. Oh yeah,
m Padres Rockies at three. Dude, you better get on
that all right.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
I gotta go