May 24, 2024 • 49 mins
Something went down in Little League this week that has Lunchbox losing faith in society. Are we really taking Little League this serious? Ray talks about being the target of a Drive By Shooting and how he his foster brother ruined his reputation in middle school by revealing all his secrets. We reflect on the end of the NBA on TNT and Ray thinks we need new merch.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yep, check out my melody. Check check check out my melody. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hey, Morgan says she doesn't like when we talk about
the headphones at the beginning, so no doing that.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
No, my headphones actually work, man, that we don't need
to talk about ears work.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, I can hear.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Fine, I got both ears. Man, something's going on around here.
They fix this place up. Great day to be Alive.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
You can't do music on podcasts, but.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I can do a great Day to be alive and
sweet Potato pie, shut my mouth.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I need to learn to check check check out my melody.
I want to live good.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I said, you don't need to learn it.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
But you want to know why? Why our next convention.
That's how I started with me doing that rap.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
That's a good idea. We really need to start planning that.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, because I was thinking cmafest, I think I may
do a stage. I know the sore Losers aren't doing
a stage, but as an individual for Bobby Bone Show,
Big Show, I'm doing a stage. I believe I was
told a month ago. So I thought maybe I started
with just the vacation lyric, because then you don't have
to do the stupid intros. Hey, guys, if you ever
heard of the next artist coming out, it's Megan Marony
(01:05):
is Tennessee Orange today, it is here she is. Then
I can just go out there and be like, uh,
you got no foam mo from Instagram. Imagine these noodles
are r kadamaran and just go flow, go with the flow.
This is Megan Marooney. Oh Marooney is not her name though,
I know, but that's an intro. Then I don't have
to do the corny little card.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, the corny card I don't really understand. Just talk
about her, talk about life, talk about Nashville. And when
you're on that stage, though, you got to give out, hey,
I'm from the Big Show. And also I do the
Sore Losers podcast. You guys check it out. Anywhere you
get your podcasts, you gotta give the sored Loser's shout out.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
All we do is talk about sore Losers. But we
were booked as Bobby Bone show. That's no.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
But you say the Biby Bone Show. But you also
promote what else you do?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
You can use co words and say coach.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
No no, because people in the audience that don't know
if they say, oh, he's on another show. Also they
can tune into the podcast. You have to do both.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
But you're telling me one of the drunk people at
CEMIM is gonna hear that and then want to listen
to a podcast hungover On Monday.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
They're gonna see you on stage and be like, man,
that guy's kind of interesting. Let me see what he's
all about, and they tune in.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Let's do the intro.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Thank you. Arnold is off today what Memorial Day weekend? Early?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Him and Abby went to the mountains apparently.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I thought he was getting on her mountains.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Nope, they are role playing. Come on, and he's gonna
be a grizzly bear and she's gonna be a lost
terrist in Gatlinburg.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh, I didn't know they were going there.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yep. And then he rips her clothes off. Oh wow,
hot tub, you got all of it.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
That's pretty cool. I thought they would go more like, uh,
maybe up to the casinos in Indiana Evansville.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
You know it's gonna throw a wrench in it though. Cicadas.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh, that's bad news.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
He's gonna get swarmed that Arnold the first American death
by cicada.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Arnold passes out on a trail and the cicadas eat
them alive.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Oh man, they said, those c candas don't eat you,
kill you or bite you.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
No, they're real nice man, they land on you. They're cool.
Then what's the problem. I don't understand why people freak out.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Let's start the show.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, let's please do We're gonna.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Do it live.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
We ah the one, two three, So losers, what up? Everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Genius, y'all. It's says and I'm from the north. I'm
in Alpha Male. I live on the north side of Nashville. Now,
I used to live on the west side. Now I
live in the country. In traffic about an hour and
a half drive in the morning two am. I'm pumping
at about Oh I forgot how fast they go seventy
five miles an hour, which makes it about twenty minutes.
(03:47):
Yuh if cops listen, I was totally kidding. I don't
do that over to you, man.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Last week, Ray, I told you the great news batter's box.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Ray pay.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
What if everybody that's a batter's boxed.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
He sent the family text the Astros got their first win.
The Astros got their first win. His son, my nephew
plays coach pitch baseball. And I may have said Orioles
last week, but I found out it's the Astros. I
may have said the wrong team name, but let's just
we're sticking with Astros.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
They had the regular season and they didn't win a
single freaking game. They were oh four oh four oh
for the season, didn't win a game. So then at
the end of the season, I guess they have an
end of the season tournament. And they've only had nine
players on their roster the entire season, so all nine
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have to show up. All nine are there well into
the season tournament, only eight are gonna be able to
make it. Ray, so they're playing a man down.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Teamwork makes the dream work, that's right.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Some help, don't be scared. And one got caught in
traffic because it was a five o'clock so they started
the game with seven players.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Ray, that's like my intro hour and a half in traffic.
Other people deal with that.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
They win the game, pull their first win of the seasons.
The eighth players showed up in like the second inning, right,
and they celebrated like they won the World Series. Batter's
Box told me they dumped water on the coach. The
kids were going crazy. The kids were jumping up and down,
whoa just going crazy. Fans were going crazy. Their first
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win of the season. So that means the next day
they have another game because the tournament they moved on
it was winner, go home. And guess what they did?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
They won?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Man, But well, I mean they had to go home
because they had to sleep, and then they played the
next day.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Is this a consistent thing? We're gonna talk about your
brother's kids because I'm fine with kid talk one on
one with you and Blues Clues and Bluie and all
that stuff, But now your brother's kids are getting brought up.
I try to limit boomer talk. Dude, How do you
know that people have kids? I don't worry. You don't
got to worry about it. They'll tell you about it.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
How do you know that people do CrossFit.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
And they'll tell you about it. The good one is
that you know how somebody if somebody's done a marathon,
I don't worry. They'll tell you about it, and they'll
even put a damn sticker on their car thirteen point two.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Twenty six point two, thirteen point one.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
The best one of that is zero point zero.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I mean, it just totally makes all those dumbasses with
the stickers look stupid.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I agree with you. Now, this is where the controversy
comes in. Ray, this is coach pitch seven year old baseball,
and this is where I have lost all hope for society.
I think people are idiots. I don't understand it, and
I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
The point Yep, don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
But go.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
So the Astros win their game they're playing. The next day,
they get an email from the League.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Oranges and Apple Juice.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
At ten thirty pm that night saying, the coach of
the Blue Jays has filed a protest starts that young
because it says, you guys only played with eight players
and he was not there, that the eighth player was
not there at the beginning of the game, so therefore,
once he was inserted into the lineup, you were officially
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batting out of order the first time through the order.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I gain political protests ever work.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I'll hang up and listen. And the just talking about
that one. And the league said can you tell us
exactly what happened? So the Astros coach replies said, yeah, man,
we only have nine players on our roster, when one
gonna make it, one of them was late because they
were caught in traffic. We started the game, so when
he did show up in the second inning, we inserted
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him in the lineup. That is exactly what happened. The
league ruled in favor of the Blue Jays. The Astros
were kicked out of the tournament.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
A batter of the box, Hey, batter's box.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
What if everybody's batter's box here?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Hilarious? He loses the Niners in the Super Bowl and
then now this man, it's been a hell of a
run for batter's box in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
He's gonna lose more too. You know he's gonna lose
debo and uh aken are you yeah? I proof?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
No, No, I don't get why you're filing a protest in
seven year old coach pitch baseball? Like, what the hell
is wrong with you? Bro?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
These parents you're finding out? Well, see, my dad was
a coaching He was busy as a job. The people
that are filing the protests got easy jobs. It ain't
no dude that's a lawyer, because guess what, there ain't
a dad in America that's an overly involved with his
family if he's a lawyer. Am I off basin saying.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
That most lawyers are pretty freaking.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Busy, thank you. I mean, as we can see, Murdoch
had a damn secret life where he was funneling money,
not paying clients, burrowing in his office, killing drugs, flying
in strippers. But I would say lawyers doctors do not
a lot of time. I got a doctor, Buddy Bays,
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doctor from when she had cancer. He justin No, Justin's
at Vandy kidds oh Baser is an adult. But the
doctor hunger and he posts up with his family, And
I think to myself, he actually has time for a fit.
That's insane. You should see the list of stuff like
you you walk in bonehead for Big Show? Uh tell
me something good for Big Show? A couple joke segments
(09:21):
that's a day hunger, breast reconstruction, breast revision, face left
face tight. Dude, man, those people are busy, but they're
not filing petitions. Ain't no way doctor Unger is filing
a petition at his kids' softball baseball t ball. I'll
hang up and listen. I got it right the third time.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
There is no way I am ever gonna file a
protest at a seven year old baseball game.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
But is it because you're not good at emails?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
No, I don't give a damn. They're seven years old.
It's coach pitch who cares? Who cares enough that you're
gonna file a protest because you lost to a team
with a play They didn't even have nine players, so
they didn't even have all the spots on the field
covered and you couldn't hit the ball there. But you
think it's so important that you are going to email
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the league and say, hey, due to the fact that
the guys showed up late, therefore they batted out of
order and should be disqualified from this tournament. And the
league hey entertained this and said, oh, you know what,
let's investigate this coach pitch game to see if this
is what happened. And then when you found out that
is what happened, that you actually said, you know what,
(10:32):
You're right, the Astros are disqualified. I could understand if
they said, hey, the Astros were using trash cans again.
Then the league looks into it. Totally understand that four
years ago, but the fact that they kicked seven year
olds out of the tournament. So these kids celebrate their
first win. They pour water on the coach. Everybody goes
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crazy and you socks is. Everybody gets a free soda,
the you know, concessions. Afterwards, coach is hitting on and
the coach is in there giving a raw ross beach. Kids,
I'm so proud of you. You overcame the odds. We
did it. We are got our first win of the season.
We will see you tomorrow night at six o'clock. We're
taking on the dreaded Yankees. But guys, if you believe,
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then I believe and we can win again. Hey ashtros
on three one.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Two three astros.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
And then the kids go home and they are celebrating
with their families. They go for ice cream, and they're
excited to see their teammates the next day.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Cream. I don't know if kids do that anymore. Man.
Now they go for what are those.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Takies, or they go for a cold brew coffe at.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Ray Now they're actually drinking at that age.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
So they go home, they go to bed with the
excitement that they're gonna get that to wear that jersey again.
The next day and they wake up to a text
from the coach says, hey, season's over. We lost. We
got kicked out of the tournament.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Good learning lesson how.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Do you teach a seven year old hey man, Sorry,
we only had eight players on our roster. Nine players
on our roster, and we started the game at five
o'clock and someone couldn't make it until the second inning,
and so they kicked you out of the tournament. So ay,
you don't get closure with your team. You don't get
to say, hey man, good season. The season is just over.
You took the win away from him. It's absolutely atrocious.
(12:23):
People have lost their damn mind.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Right.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
But as your brother then talked to kids, explaining it
to them, well.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
He hadn't doesn't see them because the team, you're not
gonna get them together to be like, hey, guys, so
this is what happened.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
He needs to individually go into their households and explain
to them because they don't understand their kids.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
So he needs to do like Nick Saban and go
on the recruiting trail and be like sitting down in
their living room with their family and be like, Okay, guys,
so here's the situation.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
You imagine batter's box sitting down in their living room.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
What if everybody that's a batter's box.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
So, guys, what happened is that every other team has twelve, thirteen,
fourteen players, and they gave us nine for the season,
and they never moved any players over to our roster
just in case someone was missing we would have enough players.
They never did that. They just said, hey, you're gonna
play the whole season with nine. So if you're missing people,
you're kind of screwed, but go ahead and play. And
then when you finally get a victory, the other team
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is gonna file a effing protest. I mean, guys, it
is seven year old coach pitch baseball. You if you
are the coach, if you're the coach of the Blue
Jays and you're listening to this, you're a freaking loser.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
They're not batter as the box. Hey he's got it,
mit man, his math wasn't good. He miscalculated had one
less guy.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
No, he knew he had one less guy. What are
you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
The coach? Make coach batter's box goes into their households.
His shirt's untucked, he's unkempt, he's got a little notepas.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
He's like the coach on Bad News Bears.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I only had eight players, not nine. I'm sorry, I'm
batter as the box.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I just I am. I I shouldn't be surprised because
when I'm coaching soccer, three year old soccer, and we
had a rainy week and we show up to the
fields and one of the parents says, it's all money,
and he looks at me and he goes, look at
these field conditions. How do they expect him to play.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
In this It's a wealthy part of town.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
I said, damn, dude, they're three year old soccer players.
I was like, Okay, you're just being dramatic, like you're
an idiot. But I guess they're everywhere, These parents are everywhere.
This is what I have to get used to. And
I feel bad for those kids. I would never want
my kid to play for the Blue Jays and whoever
that coach is filing a protest. And if you're the parents,
if you're the parents of that team, are you like, oh, yeah, coach,
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you need to protest, or are you like, hey man,
we lost. Man, like we lost, we don't need to protest, Like,
who cares we lost? Seasons over, let's move on with
our lives.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Batter's Box fakes like a little kid. It's sad to
hear man. I'm sorry, dude, sorry, pass along to box.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
You don't even think it's you think? Oh, who cares?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
They're so young, dude, it's tough for me to be
interested in this story. If it was fourteen year old,
maybe it made me news.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
No, no, I just needs to make news. No. If
you're fourteen and you're playing for something.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
This needs to lead the first segment with l Duncan.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Like, if you're gonna play, you know, and you're gonna
get to go to a turn Like if you win
this tournament, you're gonna go to another tournament when you're fourteen,
and it actually means something. I get it, coach pitch
seven year old, it makes you're not anything. It's if
you're playing four teams, the winner gets a trophy or
the winners just named a winner of the tournament. Who
cares you lost? So if you lost to a team
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with seven players ak eight when the other one showed up,
do you really think you're going on to win the championship.
I highly doubt it.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Batters Box Kids update and we'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Now, that was more of a society sucks lesson like
I hate society, I hate stupid people. Society is going
to hell.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I've already said it hell in a handbasket. And I
believe they said that the nuclear winners coming in the
next sixty years. So but yeah, this is evidence of that.
I wouldn't be that upset though. Not your kids, not
your no, not my kids, but just your playground. I
am upset, Like I might tell you you got an
old playground next door, not my kids. Yeah, I don't care.
You got a park that's run down. I don't have kids.
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Who cares, you know, Let's let's worry about the stuff
that involve us. Isn't that in Houston?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
It's an awesome It's sort of like the coach that
the t ball game when he stuck his little arm
over the fence and goes coach, coach, it's one o'clock.
Are our games at one o'clock? Tapping the watch like, dude,
we're running five minutes late because the game before is
we like, relax, like, why are people so out of control?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
But you need another dude with you because he thought
he could talk back to you.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, because he had an assistant coach stand the next
to him.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
There you go. I did the you need me and
just standing there with you. The youth sports culture, the
muscle ray is out of control. No crap, all these
stories you guys tell me. I'm like, I'm never having kids.
I'm never having a family.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
And you're never gonna coach, and you're they're never gonna play.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Sports, right, hang up and listen because none of y'all
gonna have a professional kid. Okay, I mean the I
I ain't gonna have a professional kid. I'm good. I'm
going to adopt an eighteen year old for four weeks
until he graduates, wishing the best of like in college.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
That's not bad.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
My mom did. It was a foster kid. It wasn't adoption,
so he was our fat.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I thought he was a foreign exchange.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
We had two foreign exchange students, but we had a
foster kid. He beat up his dad with a baseball bat,
came to our place.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
We'll take a break. I want to hear about that.
We'll be right back. You had a kid that beat
his dad with a baseball bat.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah, I think that was the case.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
How was his swing.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Not funny?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Coach?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
That happened thirty five years.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Was the good launch angle?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I don't know. I think it was a he had
a loft or something and he said his dad climb
was drunk, climbed up there.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Tried to The kid was drunker, the dad was drunk.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Dad. The kid was in seventh or eighth grade.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
You don't, you're not. You got to give details. I
don't know. He could have been in high school. Kids
drink in high school.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Okay, so batter's boxes. Kid's dad's brother's son was in Houston.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
OK.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Sorry, my details weren't good. The kid had a baseball
bat try in the second loft of their house and
his dad was coming at him and he hit him
with it, and the kid when the dad went to jail,
and in the process they lost a kid. So and
my mom met him at church and said, well, instead
of him going into the foster system, we'll just take him.
And I guess it was allowed by law. I mean,
there's no way he just came to our house. But
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he lived with us for a year. I think, really
and then what happened to him? Oh, you can look
him up. He has got a rap sheet, and I
guess my mom sent him money. My sister goes, yeah,
he hit her up on Facebook and said he needed
five hundred dollars, and my mom's like the kindest woman
ever and gave him five hundred dollars. I'm like, Mom,
where do you think that one? Where do you think
that money went? So he'll spell it to you. So
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M E T H. That's where the money went. If
you look him up online. Yeah, I mean, he's just
got a rap sheet. So after the baseball swing he
never stopped.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
It sounds like, so you're telling me he came into
your house and you guys weren't able to turn his
life around. You weren't one, You weren't.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Oh no, we turned his life around. My parents made
him go to church four times a week, he had
to study. He one time, my mom caught him out drinking.
Got I mean she was about to kill the kid,
didn't he not even her son?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I mean the way, Wait, so your mom caught him
out drinking. So when I asked who was drunk, you
were like, oh, my god, of course it was the dad.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
And you just proved my point, no good point. I
would I was a little overreactive. Sorry, but I mean
my dad's six six, so he'd listened to my dad,
and my dad would have beat the crap out of him.
But I mean, so he'd lived with us, though.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Did he go to school with you?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yeah, we all went to the same school together. But
he like made fun of us, like thought I was
a loser, Like like, dude, I'm like, I was like
one of the coolest kids in school. And he comes
in and he's like, hey, you guys, you guys know
Ray Like how you guys think he's all cool. You
should see him at his house. He's a worry war
and he does weird stuff. And I'm like, bro, why
would you out me like that to all my friends?
And then they all look at me weird and I
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was like not popular anymore. Then the kid that we
took the shirt off our back for started making fun
of me at school and he'd be like, here, a loser.
He'd see me in the hall and like call me
a loser and stuff. It was the most bizarre thing ever.
But he lived with us, And did you share a
room with you? My point is this me and are
gonna have a foster kid for a year and then
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we're gonna send him on his way.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
So he moves out right a year or whatever.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah, because I think then his parents could get him back.
They they with the court system, or they proved that
their marriage was better and they went to some counseling.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
And did you stay in contact with him?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
We did it because we moved though, so it was
in Yeah, it was around the same time within the
next year. Then we moved to Michigan, so we just
never saw or hurt it. But then because of Facebook,
that's how we were able to keep in contact. And
I learned about him and I can look up his
name and I was like, oh man, he looks the same,
but he looks like he got involved with me et.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I am going to need the name, yeah, and I
know we're not going to say the name on here,
but I want to look.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
And the charges it was, what was one who he
was at a laundry mat. He would rob people and
then he'd steal their cars, so stuff like that. But
I think it was all drug related. So he just
couldn't he couldn't get away from the sticky stuff.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Sadly so.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
But if that dude ever hits me up on Facebook, Hey, man,
can I get five hundred dollars for me et? I'm
gonna say, dude, do you remember when you were an
eighth grader and I was a seventh grader and I
had these chicks that liked me and my friends were
cool with me. And then they weren't impressionable because you
were eighteen or he was eight, we were maybe sixth
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They listened to everything he said, and all he did
was make fun of me. Football team made fun of me. Dude,
this dude showers for like thirty minutes. How we're every
little idiosyncrasy I have. He outed me to every person.
It was the weirdest thing ever. And then I'd go
home to the dude and it gets even weirder.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
What was it? What was it like at home with him?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Like?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Did you guys? Were you guys cool?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I mean he taught us tough, Like we had never
lifted weights, but we had a bench. We just never
lifted and he's like, what do you he's doing? Man,
why aren't you guys lifting? So dude, we'd come home
at night and we'd start bench. We never did it. Before.
We just had it sitting there and we go, oh,
you really you can do that, and he goes, yeah, dude,
you just really clincher finn together, and that's how you
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do a bench press. So he taught us how to
bench press. He taught us how to chew. We're up
in the upstairs attic, dude, we're like doing a chew
well throwing up, dude. It was the craziest year ever,
so many different ways.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Your mom and your family dynamic is crazy. First of
all the fact that your mom just brings this kid
home like The Blindside, but it didn't turn out like
the blind Side. So you didn't get a movie, you
didn't get a book deal. It was a poor version
of and it was the exact opposite, you know, the Blindside.
He turns his life around, he goes the NFL, he
becomes this big success story. You guys bring this kid
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in and he ends up in prison, in and out
of prison, addicted to drugs.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
But his grades improved. It we didn't. It wasn't a
blind Side type situation. We weren't trying to make a
Disney movie. My mom was just keeping him away from
his parents so that they didn't get another attict fight
with the baseball.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
But I understand that. But then the fact that you
had two foreign exchange students, I didn't. I've never known anybody.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Bro gets crazier. One of the foreign exchange students paid
a dude to do a drive by shooting, and he
shot at my family, and we got invested, not investigated,
whatever it's called. We had to meet with cops when
I was like in third grade and explain to cops
that I was shot at, and I thought every time
I was going to jail. But with that said, Hey,
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what that said?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Where from Germany?
Speaker 2 (23:26):
They were from Germany, all right, and they tried to
shoot at us. They were hot though. What I remember
is they were very attractive, But dude.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Adoption because they were chot. They were chicks.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah, they're both. The two chicks were foreign exchange students.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Wait, the chick had people shoot at your house?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yes, because my parents were strict and would make her
go to church, and so she told her her friends
in high school, you guys should shoot at this guy
and or in this family. He comes around with a gun,
sawed off shotgun and shoots at us.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Dude, So with all that said, did they shoot out
the windows.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah, out the window, but we had three acres so
the road really never went right next to our house,
and there was bullet holes in the ground. He was
a bad shot and we all ran inside. So but
with all that said, we want me and Baser want
to provide that same thing to a family and do
foster care or foreign exchange students.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I have never known someone.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
After all of that, after this, we still want to
open our doors, but only for one year I and
then get the hell out of my house and don't
ever come back.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
But let me know how things go. And don't never
end up on a jail website.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Man, I have never known someone to a bring a
foreign exchange student to their house. Like that is mind blowing, baffling,
the craziest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Yeah, it doesn't happen as much anymore.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Like where I where did you?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Like?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
How did that happen where you grew up? I don't
even know how that happens, dude.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
My mom is just so smart, Like there was no internet,
so my mom exactly, they would send pre internet, bro,
they would send you a book and you would get
to pick the foreign exchange student that you wanted. To
come visit who you thought. They would say, no pet
so and we had all nothing but pets, so we
couldn't pick that person. We would pick out the foreign
exchange student we wanted.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
So it was like a male ordered for foreign exchange student.
She bought it out of a magazine or was it
through school or was it through the church.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
It was never through the church. It was just a
booklet they would send and you'd pick them out, and
then then they'd come over to America.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Out and were they there for like a year or
two years?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
A year? It was always a year, the one chick,
the second one, the first one. I know Inga and Silky.
I don't remember Silky as much. We were young, but
Inga is the shooter that hired the dude to shoot
at us. She took over the whole basement. We used
to go down there, play nerve football, we played basketball,
watch TV. Her room became the basement and so as
kids we go, Mom, I understand Christianity being nice, but
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she just took our whole rec room and Inga just
be down there having sex thongs everywhere.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Did Inga go back to Germany or did she stay
in America? They all do they just well, I didn't
know if like she got like, did she get arrested?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
She didn't it, dude, it was a hometown cops. Nobody
got hit, so there's really never any charges or anything.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
And did inga live with you after the shooting or
did you kick her out immediately?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Remember I was younger, so I mean it's not I
might have not been able to do the details, just
like you and the timeline, the dates, the text messages,
the timeline, the screenshots, housewives reference. I'm not gonna be
able to do that, but I believe it within months
she was out of there. I mean she had to
go home.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Dude, drive by shooting scary.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Like.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
There was one time me and Forrest were in my
front yard and this girl, Nicky, drove by and they
stuck a gun out and me and Forrest, I mean,
I've never seen a scamper so fast. And they never
pulled the trigger, but they were just I don't know
if she was trying to be funny or what, but
let me tell you, it wasn't funny.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I'm just glad they don't happen anymore as much. Right,
Have you ever.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Watched the news? Yeah, I mean they still happen.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
But I just feel like if people shoot now, they
just shoot.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Well, I mean I wish people just didn't shoot. Yeah,
like I don't think I mean drive by non drive
by just shooting like it seems kind of crazy and
bad idea. But yeah, I mean I will never forget
her sticking her left arm out the window with that
gun and me seeing it and just like.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
We just dive.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
On the front porch. Man pull up. Oh, they pulled up,
She pulled up, pulled up, and she pulled up. You
guys got out? Oh we were out, dude. I mean,
we may need to change our drawors. But like, I mean,
I was scary as crap. I've never seen that happen
for us.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Uh yeah, try getting a sawed off pulled shot at bro.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Hey, I didn't know we lived to Memphis, dude.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Man, let's take a break.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
We gotta take a break.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Ray the end of an era. Man update, upbeat, better depressed,
depressed this one. It appears that next year is the
last year of Inside the NBA on TNT.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
We we oh shack in the boys.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Shack Charles Kenny and Ernie no more.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
It's pretty late, dude, he wants to be doing a
show it.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
No, no, I'm in bed at five. Not their choice
supposedly whatever station NBC or ABC whatever they bought the
rights to the NBA.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
It's Caitlin Clark changing it. Man, I'm going to be
a w NBA pregame show.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
But how sad is it that we're not going to
have one of the best shows on television.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
They probably have a podcast you can follow on.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
But it's it's not the same, the same, what Earnin's
the same?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Remember NBC it used to have awesome Sunday night football games.
Now we got Manning Brothers dicking around. It's funny, but
you know what I want, damn Sunday night football.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Well you can just turn to another ESPN, like you
don't have to go to ESPN too.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
And now the new thing is having a game and
a four boxes with different guys from their houses zooming
in calling the game and then NBA Championship. Instead of
having the best voices in the game, bang, we have
Doolittle and Donky who are they?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Doris Burke and JJ Reddick. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
There are women that do it good, but I cannot
with Doris Burke. I just can't I'm just not it's
maybe her voice. Her breakdown is fine, she ain't it.
I don't, No, I agree, hang up and listen.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
But yeah, they announced that they sold and so it's
just gonna be and Ernie said he's not leaving TNT,
so there's no way they can take the whole crew
and just move it over there.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
You know who's great the girl that played for the
U Tennessee ev Als.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Oh yeah, what is her name?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
The other one just retired?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
What is her name?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Kandas Parker.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
That's it. She's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I mean, she's better than all the dudes.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
She is so good.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
She because she didn't even play men's basketball, and she
breaks it down better than the men that played men's basketball.
It's fascinating.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Well, I don't think it takes a different It doesn't
matter if you're a man or a woman. If you
know basketball, different sized ball. But I but I think
you're correct. Hey, great point three point line may be closer.
I don't know the but I think they run the
same concepts in the same like lingo, and they use
the same terms. So I think if she played women's basketball,
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then I think she knows men like she can watch
men's basketball and kind of break it down.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
She's very good to watch. She's very fun. Speaking of that,
what happened to her and he die? He's got some
new dude in a side chick.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Oh no, that's Jason McIntyre.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Oh, don't worry. Herd got canceled today.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
No he didn't. Who's that girl? Whatever happened to the
girl that was on there?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Joy?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
They all go off to do big things. She has
her own show, now does she? The one blonde chick?
Michelle Beadle and Beatle used to have the where is she?
She kind of disappeared. I think she got semi canceled
or they kind of she went to man right, they
squeezed her out. She's very talented. It'll find something eventually,
but for some reason she's not on TV. And then
there's the other blonde. I hate just saying blonde, but
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I can't remember their names that was on there, and
but they all end up doing something and heard this
is just the launching pad.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I mean, like, I think her name was Joy Taylor.
She was great.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
You know who's her brother?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Yes, Jason Taylor?
Speaker 2 (31:35):
And is she dating Gonzales or No? No, that's that
went too deep on that her No, no, no, that's not true.
That's not true. Her brother is Taylor. That's that's what.
That's it. That's the end of the story.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
That was it.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
That's crazy. She's or her in her family is a
tight end.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
No, no, no, let me, let me. Let me just
I don't think he was a tight end. I think
he played defense.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
And then I thought she was dating a tight end.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
She attended Barry University. Did you know that? No? Where
the hell is Barry University?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Where the hell is UTSA.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
In San Antonio? Her brother's Jason Taylor. Wait, where the hell.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Is MTSU out there in Murphysboro?
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Man?
Speaker 2 (32:15):
You know, I've not Hey Baser went there. It's right
outside of here. It's a pretty major school that goes
to tournaments. I've never been on the campus or even
been in the oh I've been.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
I went to a women's college basketball game MTSU versus
UTSA at the MTSU Blu Raiders Stadium.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
And it's a pretty massive school.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
I don't know how big it is because MICHAELA. Woods,
who was my sister's best friend, Kamika daughter, was playing
for UTSA. So I went to watch the game.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I mean, I believe they're gonna have dudes come up
there through baseball and then end up going to the league.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Probably, But Joy Taylor was engaged to former NBA point
guard had Earl Watson. Nailed it, but the couple split
in November twenty nineteen. That sucks.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah, heard man Herd used to just do it all
by himself, which makes and I listen to him growing up.
But then now, I mean, now he doesn't even have
to work. He's got Jason Max there.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Hey, you can take a day off, bro. You don't.
You don't get vacation days.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Bro, I'm pretty sure Memorial Days on Monday. Bro, Why
do you need the weekend?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Probably because he wants to take an extra day so
he can go on a five day vacation.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
But we have the same vacations as Herd because we're
all on the network.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Right, But I'm saying, maybe he took an extra day
so he can get a good trip out of it
instead of forcing it into a weekend. Maybe he wanted
to leave a day early so he could beat the traffic.
Herd's got us though.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
He got he invented an alcohol one thing we still
haven't done.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yeah, or merch, Right, I told you, I know we
need to do march. I just don't know how to
design march. I don't know what look good, what looks
good on merch.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
We don't know how to do shit?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
We don't I do I know how to post the pod?
Speaker 2 (33:56):
We need to hire people. Everybody else is hiring except
for us. Who do we have, arnold?
Speaker 1 (34:03):
What do you want to hire for? What do you
want to hire someone.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
For social media? Posting videos, creating content? Giving us?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
How much you want to pay him?
Speaker 2 (34:11):
That thousand bucks for a year? Yeah, good luck, kid,
more than I made as an intern for two And
I'll hang up and listen again. Any great points I've
had you have?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
I deleted it? No, you did not. We got to
do an email?
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Oh what was the new email? Oh the iPhone? I
want to do? This is the new email? Just hear it?
Well it's just the iPhone ring?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Okay, Hey, coachers the Ray versus Lebron debate.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
That means we've got an email.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Well, that seems like we got a phone call.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
That's an email.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
We need to set up a voicemail.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
We've done that. But guess what, how do we know
how to do shit?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
How do we get it.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
We have a voicemail just in the ether.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I don't know how to do it, but hey, hey, coach.
The Ravers Lebron debate is awesome. I hate to do this,
but I got a side with five foot four season.
As long as you're not playing, make it. Take it.
Even with threes in play, you have to figure you
get a minimum thirty five shots. Lebron is cocky. He
will jack up threes. Ray will get a long enough rebound,
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run to the corner and knock it down like Ray
Allen against the Spurs. I'll put a dollar on it
and hang up and listen. Joe from Sarasota. Joe from Sarasota,
you drink too much. You obviously said this when you
were hammered. Because it doesn't matter if Ray gets the
damn rebound by the time he gets to the three
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point line, Guess what, Lebron's gonna have his nuts and
Ray's face.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
But you guys don't understand the three point stance. Any
kid out there, if you're listening to this in your
parents so you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Put your hand down on the ground when you're playing basketball.
That's the three point stance.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Bro, three point stance. They don't know. If you're gonna
shoot it, you're gonna pump pump, fake it, or if
you're gonna dribble and you can move all the way.
That's how you create space.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
That's what Lebron ain't worried about. You dribbling his son.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
But Lebron is gonna go up for ninety nine layups
and he's not gonna be tired at all.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
At all, at all. I care right, he goes up,
he goes up for thirty eight shots against the best
athletes in the world, and he doesn't even get tired.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
But the people that are confused, make it take it.
It's not make it take it. If it was make
it take it, I get it, Lebron would win one
hundred and ninety nine. I agree with that. But I'm saying,
if it's normal twos and ones it, I mean, you
gotta make one point, you have ninety nine shots out
of it.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
No, you're not gonna get ninety nine shots. Say he misses,
Say he's never gonna miss.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Right, But if he's going at me, I mean I'm
bodying him. He's gonna take He's gonna take ninety nine
body shots to his ass.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Right, you are like a mosquito to his ass. You
he won't even notice you're there. You're gonna body him.
You ain't bodying shit, But you.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Really think in your head, because I just want to
know how dumb you are that he's gonna block ninety
nine of my shots.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
He'd block he could probably block ninety five of them.
The other five won't even I mean, you won't even
get it to the room. If you try to dribble,
he'll steal it every time. And here's what's funny is
I got a text message from cousin Andrew, and he said, dude,
we had the ex because my cousin used to do
strengthen conditioning for the Angels in the Rockies, so he
was in the clubhouse.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
This isn't the same argument baseball soccer.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
No, he said, dude, we had the exact same argument,
like Ray versus Lebron, but in baseball in a professional
locker room. We're talking high a ball. We had a
clubby in the clubhouse, a kid. He was twenty years old,
one hundred and fifteen pounds and five foot four. Great dude,
not an athlete. Somehow he comes up if he gets
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one hundred at bats against a big league pitcher and
big league deepense trying to get him out, does he
get one hit? The locker room was split fifty fifty.
He said it passionately. We argue about it for days
upon days upon days. I was strongly on the side
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of absolutely not, and was just blown away by the
number of professional baseball players who were, like, sure, randomly
it might happen, he could make contact and it could
fall in for a base hit. Fun argument. Fun.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
But here's the thing, the tennis argument that Bones says
from the big show. That's different, and nobody that's a
hundred mile an hour serve one hundred and thirty baseball
one hundred mile an hour pitch. I say he doesn't
get hit, gets hit. I'dn't say Bones doesn't hit Rodic,
which he doesn't. That's different Basketball. The hoop goes up,
you can throw it one hundred feet in the air
and Lebron can't block it. The thing that basketball has
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is different than soccer, baseball and tennis is hyped. You
can always go over Lebron, you can always go over him,
and then attempts at it.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
And then cousin Andrews said, I maybe thought the funniest
part was what Ray said Lebron might get tired. He said,
that's the funniest part of the argument.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
I know it's not a comparison, but it would show
you how possible it is to get some shots up
against a Vandy guy. I know here it's not Lebron
and he can't jump like Lebron. But if I did it,
I bet it would be a hundred. I would win
against a Vandy guy, but he'd probably put up let's
say forty. It would be one hundred to forty. I'd
score one point, and but that would just prove the
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within forty attempts, I can get a shot or less
against a Vandy guy if I started, not.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
I just have no idea how good a guy is
because Vandy guys they don't win very many games. So
but I don't watch Vandy basketball.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Well, people can't even land Lebron for interviews, and we're
gonna land him for a one on one versus I
can't even land an interview, And here's what's less Lebron
for a season one on one.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Someone on Facebook was like, dude, you're telling me Ray
couldn't beat someone at the end of an NBA bench. No,
you can't. You understand that, like Brian, he's Brian's Alabrini
for an example, Like you understand the guy on the
end of the bitch of the NBA is a phenomenal
basketball player.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
But it's not one v one. It's the in or
or an astronomical lead of ninety nine to zero that
makes this possible. It's not one v one. I would
give Lebron would actually beat me one hundred to nothing.
But if you start with a lead of ninety nine
to zero, able to throw shots over his head, you're
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gonna get one. You get one hundred attempts.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
All right, Emails, hit your hit your.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Email, Oh if you I didn't know if you liked
it or loved it or hated it and.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Pretty much hate it. But it's a phone call. It
makes no sense.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Truck drivers like reaching for their phones. Tug boaters just
about run out of the river.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
They better not be listening picking reaching there for a phone.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
D they have room for error.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
No, they can't talk and drive. Hey, put the phone down. X.
The text tuggers, the coaches just listen to the ray
turns into sensitive Sally pod. Right, you got to block
out them haters and say Efham lunchbox style and keep
the Dailish pods coming. You already know I'm turning tuning
in ps. I actually enjoy this pod more than the
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big show. Eh, Garko out? Who's garko?
Speaker 6 (41:21):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Do you know who's been listening as of late bezer
for some reason?
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Really?
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Well, I think it changes what I talk about, and
there's definitely a couple of things at the times I've said,
well you titled one of them raised new bedroom fetish.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Yeah, thanks, welcome.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
I don't know what he's talking about.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
I'll see you ladder.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Not awkward at all, but no, I guess she thinks
it's fine.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Oh here's one, Hey, sports genius. You are a sports
genius and soon you'll be talking to yourself into the mic.
Ain't nobody staying around to listen to you? You piece
of shit? That was from Edwin? All right, thanks Edwin?
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Edwin the bear hits us on cool.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
This is from Eddie Yo lunch, laughing like a blank
and animated cat while Ray tries to talk about scoring
upon point on Lebron is the biggest dickhead thing you
can do slurring every epping word while you talk, but
six six as your fake ass laugh. I don't know
how Ray puts up with you. No wonder Eddie left
(42:24):
Eddie Black? Okay, same guy.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Do we have time for text with Justin?
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Yeah, let's take a break and we'll do text from
Justin right after this? What do you got?
Speaker 2 (42:37):
I can't even read?
Speaker 6 (42:38):
So let's getting bad, dude, I can't read this crap.
Oh man, all right, I just gotta tell myself and
my head bazer doesn't listen to this.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Hey, let me hear all right.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
I mean it's bad heartbreak for Dshambia for having an
orgasm on the eighteenth after Xander hits for Birdie.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
But that's what he said, okay.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
And then a couple days later I did text that
he goes two tall boys in a double shot of
Bourbon on the rock twenty two dollars moving to Chicago.
Did some wedding in Michigan over the weekend, and I
said I lived there for two years. Thanks. And then
I gave him kind of a not a would you
rather but a version of it. I said, if you
have one night with Olivia Dunn and Paul Skeens, but
(43:41):
you have to wear protection and a butt plug or neither.
Are you doing it? What? He said? The only thing
I'm gonna used schemes for in that room is a
camp guarder.
Speaker 4 (44:01):
And I said, he'll punish you with a hundred mile
per hour hammer and you're the catcher, all right?
Speaker 2 (44:11):
And then hold on down to a next little version
of something. I'm so drunk right now at the airport.
I can't figure out if it's a man or a woman.
And I said, look for the moose knuckle. Hey, I
need a losing bet, so I thought I would ask you,
I don't feel like paying taxes this year.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
Do you have a loser for me? And it was
after the Knicks just got out of the playoffs and
I texted Nicks.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
John, all right, there's one more, there's one more, one more?
Oh this is so bad. Hey man, I'm joining a
golf club league. We could make money. Are you in
or you too busy planning pan in your home? He said,
(45:07):
you didn't respond to that, no, because he hit me
with something else. He calls web girl Morgan, webcam Morgan.
I don't know why. And then because it sounds funny, okay,
And then he said Hey. This is after he was
drunk eleven pm. He said, Hey, I was wondering if
you like men. It's okay, man, I'm not gonna judge.
This is equivalent to you texting me at six am. Thanks.
(45:30):
And this is how it ends because I text him
at six am, and so then the next day at
six am, I said, it's six am. Kindly gope yourself.
That's how it ends, dude. You guys random. We just
f with each other the whole time. Oh my god,
Oh I'm worn out due.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Yeah, I'm wrend I'm worn out. I stayed up late.
Let me tell you what I did. I mean, you
had Survivor season finale plus Game one of the Western
Conference Finals. Man, I was like, I mean I had
to watch. I watched the last six minutes of the
second quarter because the first quarter I was putting the
kids to bed, and then watched the six minutes of
the second quarter. Then I DBRD it. Watched a little
(46:10):
bit of Survivor. Then the one of the kids woke
up and had the poop, so the wife went and
UH handled that. I watched a lot of the third quarter.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Handle that help. Uh.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Then with four minutes going the third quarter, we went
back to Survivor, watched the Survivor three hours and the
reunion afterwards. Then I watched the end of the game
after that, so I was up till twelve thirty.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
I don't know how you do it the streaming services.
I can't count on one hand. I have a cable man, Hey,
oh you do.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
I've given up at times where I'd rather not even
watch the TV. I was doing Fubo, tou Boo and
YouTube TV. I couldn't figure out a movie. The other day,
Baser was out there tearing the ass out of the remote.
Fifteen minutes later we finally had the movie plan. I
might be out on this the streaming stuff, dude, I'd
rather just sit in silence instead of trying to click
through all the stuff the TV, my TV in the garage,
(47:03):
low key flex bro. I hate going to YouTube TV
so much because it's a thirty step process. I just
leave it on Fox News time the whole time. All
I do is watch protests when I'm in the garage
doing the tub. I've seen every protest there is, man,
don't worry. I know all of them, all over the campuses,
everything which.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
One's got, which campus has the biggest protest.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
All over the highways. Don't worry if they're on the
court steps. I've seen it, dude. I've seen every protest
in the past two months. I ain't changing the channel.
It's staying on Fox News.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
YouTube does make you go over to YouTube, then down
to YouTube TV, then the log in and then.
Speaker 7 (47:40):
Oh my god, oh is this Laura. No, it's the
it's it's the it's the lawn care guy. I mean,
who there, how else is it? No, it's the guy
breaking into our house.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Like it's Laura, and it isn't Laura. It's me. I
don't even have any count so oh oh man, that's it, dude.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
All right, man, everybody have a great weekend. Happy Memorial Day.
All you soldiers out there, thank you.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
That's not what it's about.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
No, it's about the ones we lost, exactly lost.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
And that's actually offensive because you're actually not the ones
that are currently living. They get offended by that because
it's no respect. It's not any respect for the ones
that have passed in the past. Seriously, yeah, oh I
read that, so you can't even do It's actually not
even proper to tell a service member thank you for
your service because they are at morning and doing a
moment of remembrance for their brothers that have fallen. Oh
(48:35):
and your flag is supposed to go half mass and
then full Mass and then at three pm on Monday
is when that's the moment of remembrance. Really looked it up,
because damn it, I want to know this weekend.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Wow, so gramps, so how did it turn into everybody
going down to the river and just getting hammered.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
I'm gonna pour this one out for you on the board.
Manure my head bones.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
I only got one ear. I only got one ear.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Poured it out for you Grams.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Hey, that dude, Edwin Black was not happy that I
laughed at you because I didn't think you could score
a basket.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
Why
Yep, check out my melody. Check check check out my melody. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hey, Morgan says she doesn't like when we talk about
the headphones at the beginning, so no doing that.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
No, my headphones actually work, man, that we don't need
to talk about ears work.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, I can hear.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Fine, I got both ears. Man, something's going on around here.
They fix this place up. Great day to be Alive.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
You can't do music on podcasts, but.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I can do a great Day to be alive and
sweet Potato pie, shut my mouth.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I need to learn to check check check out my melody.
I want to live good.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I said, you don't need to learn it.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
But you want to know why? Why our next convention.
That's how I started with me doing that rap.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
That's a good idea. We really need to start planning that.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, because I was thinking cmafest, I think I may
do a stage. I know the sore Losers aren't doing
a stage, but as an individual for Bobby Bone Show,
Big Show, I'm doing a stage. I believe I was
told a month ago. So I thought maybe I started
with just the vacation lyric, because then you don't have
to do the stupid intros. Hey, guys, if you ever
heard of the next artist coming out, it's Megan Marony
(01:05):
is Tennessee Orange today, it is here she is. Then
I can just go out there and be like, uh,
you got no foam mo from Instagram. Imagine these noodles
are r kadamaran and just go flow, go with the flow.
This is Megan Marooney. Oh Marooney is not her name though,
I know, but that's an intro. Then I don't have
to do the corny little card.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, the corny card I don't really understand. Just talk
about her, talk about life, talk about Nashville. And when
you're on that stage, though, you got to give out, hey,
I'm from the Big Show. And also I do the
Sore Losers podcast. You guys check it out. Anywhere you
get your podcasts, you gotta give the sored Loser's shout out.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
All we do is talk about sore Losers. But we
were booked as Bobby Bone show. That's no.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
But you say the Biby Bone Show. But you also
promote what else you do?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
You can use co words and say coach.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
No no, because people in the audience that don't know
if they say, oh, he's on another show. Also they
can tune into the podcast. You have to do both.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
But you're telling me one of the drunk people at
CEMIM is gonna hear that and then want to listen
to a podcast hungover On Monday.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
They're gonna see you on stage and be like, man,
that guy's kind of interesting. Let me see what he's
all about, and they tune in.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Let's do the intro.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Thank you. Arnold is off today what Memorial Day weekend? Early?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Him and Abby went to the mountains apparently.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I thought he was getting on her mountains.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Nope, they are role playing. Come on, and he's gonna
be a grizzly bear and she's gonna be a lost
terrist in Gatlinburg.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh, I didn't know they were going there.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yep. And then he rips her clothes off. Oh wow,
hot tub, you got all of it.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
That's pretty cool. I thought they would go more like, uh,
maybe up to the casinos in Indiana Evansville.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
You know it's gonna throw a wrench in it though. Cicadas.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh, that's bad news.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
He's gonna get swarmed that Arnold the first American death
by cicada.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Arnold passes out on a trail and the cicadas eat
them alive.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Oh man, they said, those c candas don't eat you,
kill you or bite you.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
No, they're real nice man, they land on you. They're cool.
Then what's the problem. I don't understand why people freak out.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Let's start the show.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, let's please do We're gonna.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Do it live.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
We ah the one, two three, So losers, what up? Everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Genius, y'all. It's says and I'm from the north. I'm
in Alpha Male. I live on the north side of Nashville. Now,
I used to live on the west side. Now I
live in the country. In traffic about an hour and
a half drive in the morning two am. I'm pumping
at about Oh I forgot how fast they go seventy
five miles an hour, which makes it about twenty minutes.
(03:47):
Yuh if cops listen, I was totally kidding. I don't
do that over to you, man.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Last week, Ray, I told you the great news batter's box.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Ray pay.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
What if everybody that's a batter's boxed.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
He sent the family text the Astros got their first win.
The Astros got their first win. His son, my nephew
plays coach pitch baseball. And I may have said Orioles
last week, but I found out it's the Astros. I
may have said the wrong team name, but let's just
we're sticking with Astros.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
They had the regular season and they didn't win a
single freaking game. They were oh four oh four oh
for the season, didn't win a game. So then at
the end of the season, I guess they have an
end of the season tournament. And they've only had nine
players on their roster the entire season, so all nine
(04:42):
have to show up. All nine are there well into
the season tournament, only eight are gonna be able to
make it. Ray, so they're playing a man down.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Teamwork makes the dream work, that's right.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Some help, don't be scared. And one got caught in
traffic because it was a five o'clock so they started
the game with seven players.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Ray, that's like my intro hour and a half in traffic.
Other people deal with that.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
They win the game, pull their first win of the seasons.
The eighth players showed up in like the second inning, right,
and they celebrated like they won the World Series. Batter's
Box told me they dumped water on the coach. The
kids were going crazy. The kids were jumping up and down,
whoa just going crazy. Fans were going crazy. Their first
(05:29):
win of the season. So that means the next day
they have another game because the tournament they moved on
it was winner, go home. And guess what they did?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
They won?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Man, But well, I mean they had to go home
because they had to sleep, and then they played the
next day.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Is this a consistent thing? We're gonna talk about your
brother's kids because I'm fine with kid talk one on
one with you and Blues Clues and Bluie and all
that stuff, But now your brother's kids are getting brought up.
I try to limit boomer talk. Dude, How do you
know that people have kids? I don't worry. You don't
got to worry about it. They'll tell you about it.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
How do you know that people do CrossFit.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
And they'll tell you about it. The good one is
that you know how somebody if somebody's done a marathon,
I don't worry. They'll tell you about it, and they'll
even put a damn sticker on their car thirteen point two.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Twenty six point two, thirteen point one.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
The best one of that is zero point zero.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I mean, it just totally makes all those dumbasses with
the stickers look stupid.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I agree with you. Now, this is where the controversy
comes in. Ray, this is coach pitch seven year old baseball,
and this is where I have lost all hope for society.
I think people are idiots. I don't understand it, and
I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
The point Yep, don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
But go.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
So the Astros win their game they're playing. The next day,
they get an email from the League.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Oranges and Apple Juice.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
At ten thirty pm that night saying, the coach of
the Blue Jays has filed a protest starts that young
because it says, you guys only played with eight players
and he was not there, that the eighth player was
not there at the beginning of the game, so therefore,
once he was inserted into the lineup, you were officially
(07:17):
batting out of order the first time through the order.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I gain political protests ever work.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I'll hang up and listen. And the just talking about
that one. And the league said can you tell us
exactly what happened? So the Astros coach replies said, yeah, man,
we only have nine players on our roster, when one
gonna make it, one of them was late because they
were caught in traffic. We started the game, so when
he did show up in the second inning, we inserted
(07:44):
him in the lineup. That is exactly what happened. The
league ruled in favor of the Blue Jays. The Astros
were kicked out of the tournament.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
A batter of the box, Hey, batter's box.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
What if everybody's batter's box here?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Hilarious? He loses the Niners in the Super Bowl and
then now this man, it's been a hell of a
run for batter's box in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
He's gonna lose more too. You know he's gonna lose
debo and uh aken are you yeah? I proof?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
No, No, I don't get why you're filing a protest in
seven year old coach pitch baseball? Like, what the hell
is wrong with you? Bro?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
These parents you're finding out? Well, see, my dad was
a coaching He was busy as a job. The people
that are filing the protests got easy jobs. It ain't
no dude that's a lawyer, because guess what, there ain't
a dad in America that's an overly involved with his
family if he's a lawyer. Am I off basin saying.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
That most lawyers are pretty freaking.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Busy, thank you. I mean, as we can see, Murdoch
had a damn secret life where he was funneling money,
not paying clients, burrowing in his office, killing drugs, flying
in strippers. But I would say lawyers doctors do not
a lot of time. I got a doctor, Buddy Bays,
(09:00):
doctor from when she had cancer. He justin No, Justin's
at Vandy kidds oh Baser is an adult. But the
doctor hunger and he posts up with his family, And
I think to myself, he actually has time for a fit.
That's insane. You should see the list of stuff like
you you walk in bonehead for Big Show? Uh tell
me something good for Big Show? A couple joke segments
(09:21):
that's a day hunger, breast reconstruction, breast revision, face left
face tight. Dude, man, those people are busy, but they're
not filing petitions. Ain't no way doctor Unger is filing
a petition at his kids' softball baseball t ball. I'll
hang up and listen. I got it right the third time.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
There is no way I am ever gonna file a
protest at a seven year old baseball game.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
But is it because you're not good at emails?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
No, I don't give a damn. They're seven years old.
It's coach pitch who cares? Who cares enough that you're
gonna file a protest because you lost to a team
with a play They didn't even have nine players, so
they didn't even have all the spots on the field
covered and you couldn't hit the ball there. But you
think it's so important that you are going to email
(10:09):
the league and say, hey, due to the fact that
the guys showed up late, therefore they batted out of
order and should be disqualified from this tournament. And the
league hey entertained this and said, oh, you know what,
let's investigate this coach pitch game to see if this
is what happened. And then when you found out that
is what happened, that you actually said, you know what,
(10:32):
You're right, the Astros are disqualified. I could understand if
they said, hey, the Astros were using trash cans again.
Then the league looks into it. Totally understand that four
years ago, but the fact that they kicked seven year
olds out of the tournament. So these kids celebrate their
first win. They pour water on the coach. Everybody goes
(10:54):
crazy and you socks is. Everybody gets a free soda,
the you know, concessions. Afterwards, coach is hitting on and
the coach is in there giving a raw ross beach. Kids,
I'm so proud of you. You overcame the odds. We
did it. We are got our first win of the season.
We will see you tomorrow night at six o'clock. We're
taking on the dreaded Yankees. But guys, if you believe,
(11:17):
then I believe and we can win again. Hey ashtros
on three one.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Two three astros.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
And then the kids go home and they are celebrating
with their families. They go for ice cream, and they're
excited to see their teammates the next day.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Cream. I don't know if kids do that anymore. Man.
Now they go for what are those.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Takies, or they go for a cold brew coffe at.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Ray Now they're actually drinking at that age.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
So they go home, they go to bed with the
excitement that they're gonna get that to wear that jersey again.
The next day and they wake up to a text
from the coach says, hey, season's over. We lost. We
got kicked out of the tournament.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Good learning lesson how.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Do you teach a seven year old hey man, Sorry,
we only had eight players on our roster. Nine players
on our roster, and we started the game at five
o'clock and someone couldn't make it until the second inning,
and so they kicked you out of the tournament. So ay,
you don't get closure with your team. You don't get
to say, hey man, good season. The season is just over.
You took the win away from him. It's absolutely atrocious.
(12:23):
People have lost their damn mind.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Right.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
But as your brother then talked to kids, explaining it
to them, well.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
He hadn't doesn't see them because the team, you're not
gonna get them together to be like, hey, guys, so
this is what happened.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
He needs to individually go into their households and explain
to them because they don't understand their kids.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
So he needs to do like Nick Saban and go
on the recruiting trail and be like sitting down in
their living room with their family and be like, Okay, guys,
so here's the situation.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
You imagine batter's box sitting down in their living room.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
What if everybody that's a batter's box.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
So, guys, what happened is that every other team has twelve, thirteen,
fourteen players, and they gave us nine for the season,
and they never moved any players over to our roster
just in case someone was missing we would have enough players.
They never did that. They just said, hey, you're gonna
play the whole season with nine. So if you're missing people,
you're kind of screwed, but go ahead and play. And
then when you finally get a victory, the other team
(13:13):
is gonna file a effing protest. I mean, guys, it
is seven year old coach pitch baseball. You if you
are the coach, if you're the coach of the Blue
Jays and you're listening to this, you're a freaking loser.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
They're not batter as the box. Hey he's got it,
mit man, his math wasn't good. He miscalculated had one
less guy.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
No, he knew he had one less guy. What are
you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
The coach? Make coach batter's box goes into their households.
His shirt's untucked, he's unkempt, he's got a little notepas.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
He's like the coach on Bad News Bears.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I only had eight players, not nine. I'm sorry, I'm
batter as the box.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I just I am. I I shouldn't be surprised because
when I'm coaching soccer, three year old soccer, and we
had a rainy week and we show up to the
fields and one of the parents says, it's all money,
and he looks at me and he goes, look at
these field conditions. How do they expect him to play.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
In this It's a wealthy part of town.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
I said, damn, dude, they're three year old soccer players.
I was like, Okay, you're just being dramatic, like you're
an idiot. But I guess they're everywhere, These parents are everywhere.
This is what I have to get used to. And
I feel bad for those kids. I would never want
my kid to play for the Blue Jays and whoever
that coach is filing a protest. And if you're the parents,
if you're the parents of that team, are you like, oh, yeah, coach,
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you need to protest, or are you like, hey man,
we lost. Man, like we lost, we don't need to protest, Like,
who cares we lost? Seasons over, let's move on with
our lives.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Batter's Box fakes like a little kid. It's sad to
hear man. I'm sorry, dude, sorry, pass along to box.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
You don't even think it's you think? Oh, who cares?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
They're so young, dude, it's tough for me to be
interested in this story. If it was fourteen year old,
maybe it made me news.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
No, no, I just needs to make news. No. If
you're fourteen and you're playing for something.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
This needs to lead the first segment with l Duncan.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Like, if you're gonna play, you know, and you're gonna
get to go to a turn Like if you win
this tournament, you're gonna go to another tournament when you're fourteen,
and it actually means something. I get it, coach pitch
seven year old, it makes you're not anything. It's if
you're playing four teams, the winner gets a trophy or
the winners just named a winner of the tournament. Who
cares you lost? So if you lost to a team
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with seven players ak eight when the other one showed up,
do you really think you're going on to win the championship.
I highly doubt it.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Batters Box Kids update and we'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Now, that was more of a society sucks lesson like
I hate society, I hate stupid people. Society is going
to hell.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I've already said it hell in a handbasket. And I
believe they said that the nuclear winners coming in the
next sixty years. So but yeah, this is evidence of that.
I wouldn't be that upset though. Not your kids, not
your no, not my kids, but just your playground. I
am upset, Like I might tell you you got an
old playground next door, not my kids. Yeah, I don't care.
You got a park that's run down. I don't have kids.
(15:58):
Who cares, you know, Let's let's worry about the stuff
that involve us. Isn't that in Houston?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
It's an awesome It's sort of like the coach that
the t ball game when he stuck his little arm
over the fence and goes coach, coach, it's one o'clock.
Are our games at one o'clock? Tapping the watch like, dude,
we're running five minutes late because the game before is
we like, relax, like, why are people so out of control?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
But you need another dude with you because he thought
he could talk back to you.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, because he had an assistant coach stand the next
to him.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
There you go. I did the you need me and
just standing there with you. The youth sports culture, the
muscle ray is out of control. No crap, all these
stories you guys tell me. I'm like, I'm never having kids.
I'm never having a family.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
And you're never gonna coach, and you're they're never gonna play.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Sports, right, hang up and listen because none of y'all
gonna have a professional kid. Okay, I mean the I
I ain't gonna have a professional kid. I'm good. I'm
going to adopt an eighteen year old for four weeks
until he graduates, wishing the best of like in college.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
That's not bad.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
My mom did. It was a foster kid. It wasn't adoption,
so he was our fat.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I thought he was a foreign exchange.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
We had two foreign exchange students, but we had a
foster kid. He beat up his dad with a baseball bat,
came to our place.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
We'll take a break. I want to hear about that.
We'll be right back. You had a kid that beat
his dad with a baseball bat.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah, I think that was the case.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
How was his swing.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Not funny?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Coach?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
That happened thirty five years.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Was the good launch angle?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I don't know. I think it was a he had
a loft or something and he said his dad climb
was drunk, climbed up there.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Tried to The kid was drunker, the dad was drunk.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Dad. The kid was in seventh or eighth grade.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
You don't, you're not. You got to give details. I
don't know. He could have been in high school. Kids
drink in high school.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Okay, so batter's boxes. Kid's dad's brother's son was in Houston.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
OK.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Sorry, my details weren't good. The kid had a baseball
bat try in the second loft of their house and
his dad was coming at him and he hit him
with it, and the kid when the dad went to jail,
and in the process they lost a kid. So and
my mom met him at church and said, well, instead
of him going into the foster system, we'll just take him.
And I guess it was allowed by law. I mean,
there's no way he just came to our house. But
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he lived with us for a year. I think, really
and then what happened to him? Oh, you can look
him up. He has got a rap sheet, and I
guess my mom sent him money. My sister goes, yeah,
he hit her up on Facebook and said he needed
five hundred dollars, and my mom's like the kindest woman
ever and gave him five hundred dollars. I'm like, Mom,
where do you think that one? Where do you think
that money went? So he'll spell it to you. So
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M E T H. That's where the money went. If
you look him up online. Yeah, I mean, he's just
got a rap sheet. So after the baseball swing he
never stopped.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
It sounds like, so you're telling me he came into
your house and you guys weren't able to turn his
life around. You weren't one, You weren't.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Oh no, we turned his life around. My parents made
him go to church four times a week, he had
to study. He one time, my mom caught him out drinking.
Got I mean she was about to kill the kid,
didn't he not even her son?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I mean the way, Wait, so your mom caught him
out drinking. So when I asked who was drunk, you
were like, oh, my god, of course it was the dad.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
And you just proved my point, no good point. I
would I was a little overreactive. Sorry, but I mean
my dad's six six, so he'd listened to my dad,
and my dad would have beat the crap out of him.
But I mean, so he'd lived with us, though.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Did he go to school with you?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yeah, we all went to the same school together. But
he like made fun of us, like thought I was
a loser, Like like, dude, I'm like, I was like
one of the coolest kids in school. And he comes
in and he's like, hey, you guys, you guys know
Ray Like how you guys think he's all cool. You
should see him at his house. He's a worry war
and he does weird stuff. And I'm like, bro, why
would you out me like that to all my friends?
And then they all look at me weird and I
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was like not popular anymore. Then the kid that we
took the shirt off our back for started making fun
of me at school and he'd be like, here, a loser.
He'd see me in the hall and like call me
a loser and stuff. It was the most bizarre thing ever.
But he lived with us, And did you share a
room with you? My point is this me and are
gonna have a foster kid for a year and then
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we're gonna send him on his way.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
So he moves out right a year or whatever.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah, because I think then his parents could get him back.
They they with the court system, or they proved that
their marriage was better and they went to some counseling.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
And did you stay in contact with him?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
We did it because we moved though, so it was
in Yeah, it was around the same time within the
next year. Then we moved to Michigan, so we just
never saw or hurt it. But then because of Facebook,
that's how we were able to keep in contact. And
I learned about him and I can look up his
name and I was like, oh man, he looks the same,
but he looks like he got involved with me et.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I am going to need the name, yeah, and I
know we're not going to say the name on here,
but I want to look.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
And the charges it was, what was one who he
was at a laundry mat. He would rob people and
then he'd steal their cars, so stuff like that. But
I think it was all drug related. So he just
couldn't he couldn't get away from the sticky stuff.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Sadly so.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
But if that dude ever hits me up on Facebook, Hey, man,
can I get five hundred dollars for me et? I'm
gonna say, dude, do you remember when you were an
eighth grader and I was a seventh grader and I
had these chicks that liked me and my friends were
cool with me. And then they weren't impressionable because you
were eighteen or he was eight, we were maybe sixth
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They listened to everything he said, and all he did
was make fun of me. Football team made fun of me. Dude,
this dude showers for like thirty minutes. How we're every
little idiosyncrasy I have. He outed me to every person.
It was the weirdest thing ever. And then I'd go
home to the dude and it gets even weirder.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
What was it? What was it like at home with him?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Like?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Did you guys? Were you guys cool?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I mean he taught us tough, Like we had never
lifted weights, but we had a bench. We just never
lifted and he's like, what do you he's doing? Man,
why aren't you guys lifting? So dude, we'd come home
at night and we'd start bench. We never did it. Before.
We just had it sitting there and we go, oh,
you really you can do that, and he goes, yeah, dude,
you just really clincher finn together, and that's how you
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do a bench press. So he taught us how to
bench press. He taught us how to chew. We're up
in the upstairs attic, dude, we're like doing a chew
well throwing up, dude. It was the craziest year ever,
so many different ways.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Your mom and your family dynamic is crazy. First of
all the fact that your mom just brings this kid
home like The Blindside, but it didn't turn out like
the blind Side. So you didn't get a movie, you
didn't get a book deal. It was a poor version
of and it was the exact opposite, you know, the Blindside.
He turns his life around, he goes the NFL, he
becomes this big success story. You guys bring this kid
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in and he ends up in prison, in and out
of prison, addicted to drugs.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
But his grades improved. It we didn't. It wasn't a
blind Side type situation. We weren't trying to make a
Disney movie. My mom was just keeping him away from
his parents so that they didn't get another attict fight
with the baseball.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
But I understand that. But then the fact that you
had two foreign exchange students, I didn't. I've never known anybody.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Bro gets crazier. One of the foreign exchange students paid
a dude to do a drive by shooting, and he
shot at my family, and we got invested, not investigated,
whatever it's called. We had to meet with cops when
I was like in third grade and explain to cops
that I was shot at, and I thought every time
I was going to jail. But with that said, Hey,
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what that said?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Where from Germany?
Speaker 2 (23:26):
They were from Germany, all right, and they tried to
shoot at us. They were hot though. What I remember
is they were very attractive, But dude.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Adoption because they were chot. They were chicks.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah, they're both. The two chicks were foreign exchange students.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Wait, the chick had people shoot at your house?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yes, because my parents were strict and would make her
go to church, and so she told her her friends
in high school, you guys should shoot at this guy
and or in this family. He comes around with a gun,
sawed off shotgun and shoots at us.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Dude, So with all that said, did they shoot out
the windows.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah, out the window, but we had three acres so
the road really never went right next to our house,
and there was bullet holes in the ground. He was
a bad shot and we all ran inside. So but
with all that said, we want me and Baser want
to provide that same thing to a family and do
foster care or foreign exchange students.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I have never known someone.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
After all of that, after this, we still want to
open our doors, but only for one year I and
then get the hell out of my house and don't
ever come back.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
But let me know how things go. And don't never
end up on a jail website.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Man, I have never known someone to a bring a
foreign exchange student to their house. Like that is mind blowing, baffling,
the craziest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Yeah, it doesn't happen as much anymore.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Like where I where did you?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Like?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
How did that happen where you grew up? I don't
even know how that happens, dude.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
My mom is just so smart, Like there was no internet,
so my mom exactly, they would send pre internet, bro,
they would send you a book and you would get
to pick the foreign exchange student that you wanted. To
come visit who you thought. They would say, no pet
so and we had all nothing but pets, so we
couldn't pick that person. We would pick out the foreign
exchange student we wanted.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
So it was like a male ordered for foreign exchange student.
She bought it out of a magazine or was it
through school or was it through the church.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
It was never through the church. It was just a
booklet they would send and you'd pick them out, and
then then they'd come over to America.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Out and were they there for like a year or
two years?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
A year? It was always a year, the one chick,
the second one, the first one. I know Inga and Silky.
I don't remember Silky as much. We were young, but
Inga is the shooter that hired the dude to shoot
at us. She took over the whole basement. We used
to go down there, play nerve football, we played basketball,
watch TV. Her room became the basement and so as
kids we go, Mom, I understand Christianity being nice, but
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she just took our whole rec room and Inga just
be down there having sex thongs everywhere.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Did Inga go back to Germany or did she stay
in America? They all do they just well, I didn't
know if like she got like, did she get arrested?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
She didn't it, dude, it was a hometown cops. Nobody
got hit, so there's really never any charges or anything.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
And did inga live with you after the shooting or
did you kick her out immediately?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Remember I was younger, so I mean it's not I
might have not been able to do the details, just
like you and the timeline, the dates, the text messages,
the timeline, the screenshots, housewives reference. I'm not gonna be
able to do that, but I believe it within months
she was out of there. I mean she had to
go home.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Dude, drive by shooting scary.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Like.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
There was one time me and Forrest were in my
front yard and this girl, Nicky, drove by and they
stuck a gun out and me and Forrest, I mean,
I've never seen a scamper so fast. And they never
pulled the trigger, but they were just I don't know
if she was trying to be funny or what, but
let me tell you, it wasn't funny.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I'm just glad they don't happen anymore as much. Right,
Have you ever.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Watched the news? Yeah, I mean they still happen.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
But I just feel like if people shoot now, they
just shoot.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Well, I mean I wish people just didn't shoot. Yeah,
like I don't think I mean drive by non drive
by just shooting like it seems kind of crazy and
bad idea. But yeah, I mean I will never forget
her sticking her left arm out the window with that
gun and me seeing it and just like.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
We just dive.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
On the front porch. Man pull up. Oh, they pulled up,
She pulled up, pulled up, and she pulled up. You
guys got out? Oh we were out, dude. I mean,
we may need to change our drawors. But like, I mean,
I was scary as crap. I've never seen that happen
for us.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Uh yeah, try getting a sawed off pulled shot at bro.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Hey, I didn't know we lived to Memphis, dude.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Man, let's take a break.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
We gotta take a break.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Ray the end of an era. Man update, upbeat, better depressed,
depressed this one. It appears that next year is the
last year of Inside the NBA on TNT.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
We we oh shack in the boys.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Shack Charles Kenny and Ernie no more.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
It's pretty late, dude, he wants to be doing a
show it.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
No, no, I'm in bed at five. Not their choice
supposedly whatever station NBC or ABC whatever they bought the
rights to the NBA.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
It's Caitlin Clark changing it. Man, I'm going to be
a w NBA pregame show.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
But how sad is it that we're not going to
have one of the best shows on television.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
They probably have a podcast you can follow on.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
But it's it's not the same, the same, what Earnin's
the same?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Remember NBC it used to have awesome Sunday night football games.
Now we got Manning Brothers dicking around. It's funny, but
you know what I want, damn Sunday night football.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Well you can just turn to another ESPN, like you
don't have to go to ESPN too.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
And now the new thing is having a game and
a four boxes with different guys from their houses zooming
in calling the game and then NBA Championship. Instead of
having the best voices in the game, bang, we have
Doolittle and Donky who are they?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Doris Burke and JJ Reddick. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
There are women that do it good, but I cannot
with Doris Burke. I just can't I'm just not it's
maybe her voice. Her breakdown is fine, she ain't it.
I don't, No, I agree, hang up and listen.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
But yeah, they announced that they sold and so it's
just gonna be and Ernie said he's not leaving TNT,
so there's no way they can take the whole crew
and just move it over there.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
You know who's great the girl that played for the
U Tennessee ev Als.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Oh yeah, what is her name?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
The other one just retired?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
What is her name?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Kandas Parker.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
That's it. She's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I mean, she's better than all the dudes.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
She is so good.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
She because she didn't even play men's basketball, and she
breaks it down better than the men that played men's basketball.
It's fascinating.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Well, I don't think it takes a different It doesn't
matter if you're a man or a woman. If you
know basketball, different sized ball. But I but I think
you're correct. Hey, great point three point line may be closer.
I don't know the but I think they run the
same concepts in the same like lingo, and they use
the same terms. So I think if she played women's basketball,
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then I think she knows men like she can watch
men's basketball and kind of break it down.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
She's very good to watch. She's very fun. Speaking of that,
what happened to her and he die? He's got some
new dude in a side chick.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Oh no, that's Jason McIntyre.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Oh, don't worry. Herd got canceled today.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
No he didn't. Who's that girl? Whatever happened to the
girl that was on there?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Joy?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
They all go off to do big things. She has
her own show, now does she? The one blonde chick?
Michelle Beadle and Beatle used to have the where is she?
She kind of disappeared. I think she got semi canceled
or they kind of she went to man right, they
squeezed her out. She's very talented. It'll find something eventually,
but for some reason she's not on TV. And then
there's the other blonde. I hate just saying blonde, but
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I can't remember their names that was on there, and
but they all end up doing something and heard this
is just the launching pad.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I mean, like, I think her name was Joy Taylor.
She was great.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
You know who's her brother?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Yes, Jason Taylor?
Speaker 2 (31:35):
And is she dating Gonzales or No? No, that's that
went too deep on that her No, no, no, that's not true.
That's not true. Her brother is Taylor. That's that's what.
That's it. That's the end of the story.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
That was it.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
That's crazy. She's or her in her family is a
tight end.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
No, no, no, let me, let me. Let me just
I don't think he was a tight end. I think
he played defense.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
And then I thought she was dating a tight end.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
She attended Barry University. Did you know that? No? Where
the hell is Barry University?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Where the hell is UTSA.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
In San Antonio? Her brother's Jason Taylor. Wait, where the hell.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Is MTSU out there in Murphysboro?
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Man?
Speaker 2 (32:15):
You know, I've not Hey Baser went there. It's right
outside of here. It's a pretty major school that goes
to tournaments. I've never been on the campus or even
been in the oh I've been.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
I went to a women's college basketball game MTSU versus
UTSA at the MTSU Blu Raiders Stadium.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
And it's a pretty massive school.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
I don't know how big it is because MICHAELA. Woods,
who was my sister's best friend, Kamika daughter, was playing
for UTSA. So I went to watch the game.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I mean, I believe they're gonna have dudes come up
there through baseball and then end up going to the league.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Probably, But Joy Taylor was engaged to former NBA point
guard had Earl Watson. Nailed it, but the couple split
in November twenty nineteen. That sucks.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah, heard man Herd used to just do it all
by himself, which makes and I listen to him growing up.
But then now, I mean, now he doesn't even have
to work. He's got Jason Max there.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Hey, you can take a day off, bro. You don't.
You don't get vacation days.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Bro, I'm pretty sure Memorial Days on Monday. Bro, Why
do you need the weekend?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Probably because he wants to take an extra day so
he can go on a five day vacation.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
But we have the same vacations as Herd because we're
all on the network.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Right, But I'm saying, maybe he took an extra day
so he can get a good trip out of it
instead of forcing it into a weekend. Maybe he wanted
to leave a day early so he could beat the traffic.
Herd's got us though.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
He got he invented an alcohol one thing we still
haven't done.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yeah, or merch, Right, I told you, I know we
need to do march. I just don't know how to
design march. I don't know what look good, what looks
good on merch.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
We don't know how to do shit?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
We don't I do I know how to post the pod?
Speaker 2 (33:56):
We need to hire people. Everybody else is hiring except
for us. Who do we have, arnold?
Speaker 1 (34:03):
What do you want to hire for? What do you
want to hire someone.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
For social media? Posting videos, creating content? Giving us?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
How much you want to pay him?
Speaker 2 (34:11):
That thousand bucks for a year? Yeah, good luck, kid,
more than I made as an intern for two And
I'll hang up and listen again. Any great points I've
had you have?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
I deleted it? No, you did not. We got to
do an email?
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Oh what was the new email? Oh the iPhone? I
want to do? This is the new email? Just hear it?
Well it's just the iPhone ring?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Okay, Hey, coachers the Ray versus Lebron debate.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
That means we've got an email.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Well, that seems like we got a phone call.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
That's an email.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
We need to set up a voicemail.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
We've done that. But guess what, how do we know
how to do shit?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
How do we get it.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
We have a voicemail just in the ether.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I don't know how to do it, but hey, hey, coach.
The Ravers Lebron debate is awesome. I hate to do this,
but I got a side with five foot four season.
As long as you're not playing, make it. Take it.
Even with threes in play, you have to figure you
get a minimum thirty five shots. Lebron is cocky. He
will jack up threes. Ray will get a long enough rebound,
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run to the corner and knock it down like Ray
Allen against the Spurs. I'll put a dollar on it
and hang up and listen. Joe from Sarasota. Joe from Sarasota,
you drink too much. You obviously said this when you
were hammered. Because it doesn't matter if Ray gets the
damn rebound by the time he gets to the three
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point line, Guess what, Lebron's gonna have his nuts and
Ray's face.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
But you guys don't understand the three point stance. Any
kid out there, if you're listening to this in your
parents so you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Put your hand down on the ground when you're playing basketball.
That's the three point stance.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Bro, three point stance. They don't know. If you're gonna
shoot it, you're gonna pump pump, fake it, or if
you're gonna dribble and you can move all the way.
That's how you create space.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
That's what Lebron ain't worried about. You dribbling his son.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
But Lebron is gonna go up for ninety nine layups
and he's not gonna be tired at all.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
At all, at all. I care right, he goes up,
he goes up for thirty eight shots against the best
athletes in the world, and he doesn't even get tired.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
But the people that are confused, make it take it.
It's not make it take it. If it was make
it take it, I get it, Lebron would win one
hundred and ninety nine. I agree with that. But I'm saying,
if it's normal twos and ones it, I mean, you
gotta make one point, you have ninety nine shots out
of it.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
No, you're not gonna get ninety nine shots. Say he misses,
Say he's never gonna miss.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Right, But if he's going at me, I mean I'm
bodying him. He's gonna take He's gonna take ninety nine
body shots to his ass.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Right, you are like a mosquito to his ass. You
he won't even notice you're there. You're gonna body him.
You ain't bodying shit, But you.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Really think in your head, because I just want to
know how dumb you are that he's gonna block ninety
nine of my shots.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
He'd block he could probably block ninety five of them.
The other five won't even I mean, you won't even
get it to the room. If you try to dribble,
he'll steal it every time. And here's what's funny is
I got a text message from cousin Andrew, and he said, dude,
we had the ex because my cousin used to do
strengthen conditioning for the Angels in the Rockies, so he
was in the clubhouse.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
This isn't the same argument baseball soccer.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
No, he said, dude, we had the exact same argument,
like Ray versus Lebron, but in baseball in a professional
locker room. We're talking high a ball. We had a
clubby in the clubhouse, a kid. He was twenty years old,
one hundred and fifteen pounds and five foot four. Great dude,
not an athlete. Somehow he comes up if he gets
(37:47):
one hundred at bats against a big league pitcher and
big league deepense trying to get him out, does he
get one hit? The locker room was split fifty fifty.
He said it passionately. We argue about it for days
upon days upon days. I was strongly on the side
(38:07):
of absolutely not, and was just blown away by the
number of professional baseball players who were, like, sure, randomly
it might happen, he could make contact and it could
fall in for a base hit. Fun argument. Fun.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
But here's the thing, the tennis argument that Bones says
from the big show. That's different, and nobody that's a
hundred mile an hour serve one hundred and thirty baseball
one hundred mile an hour pitch. I say he doesn't
get hit, gets hit. I'dn't say Bones doesn't hit Rodic,
which he doesn't. That's different Basketball. The hoop goes up,
you can throw it one hundred feet in the air
and Lebron can't block it. The thing that basketball has
(38:45):
is different than soccer, baseball and tennis is hyped. You
can always go over Lebron, you can always go over him,
and then attempts at it.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
And then cousin Andrews said, I maybe thought the funniest
part was what Ray said Lebron might get tired. He said,
that's the funniest part of the argument.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
I know it's not a comparison, but it would show
you how possible it is to get some shots up
against a Vandy guy. I know here it's not Lebron
and he can't jump like Lebron. But if I did it,
I bet it would be a hundred. I would win
against a Vandy guy, but he'd probably put up let's
say forty. It would be one hundred to forty. I'd
score one point, and but that would just prove the
(39:25):
within forty attempts, I can get a shot or less
against a Vandy guy if I started, not.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
I just have no idea how good a guy is
because Vandy guys they don't win very many games. So
but I don't watch Vandy basketball.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Well, people can't even land Lebron for interviews, and we're
gonna land him for a one on one versus I
can't even land an interview, And here's what's less Lebron
for a season one on one.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Someone on Facebook was like, dude, you're telling me Ray
couldn't beat someone at the end of an NBA bench. No,
you can't. You understand that, like Brian, he's Brian's Alabrini
for an example, Like you understand the guy on the
end of the bitch of the NBA is a phenomenal
basketball player.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
But it's not one v one. It's the in or
or an astronomical lead of ninety nine to zero that
makes this possible. It's not one v one. I would
give Lebron would actually beat me one hundred to nothing.
But if you start with a lead of ninety nine
to zero, able to throw shots over his head, you're
(40:28):
gonna get one. You get one hundred attempts.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
All right, Emails, hit your hit your.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Email, Oh if you I didn't know if you liked
it or loved it or hated it and.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Pretty much hate it. But it's a phone call. It
makes no sense.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Truck drivers like reaching for their phones. Tug boaters just
about run out of the river.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
They better not be listening picking reaching there for a phone.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
D they have room for error.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
No, they can't talk and drive. Hey, put the phone down. X.
The text tuggers, the coaches just listen to the ray
turns into sensitive Sally pod. Right, you got to block
out them haters and say Efham lunchbox style and keep
the Dailish pods coming. You already know I'm turning tuning
in ps. I actually enjoy this pod more than the
(41:16):
big show. Eh, Garko out? Who's garko?
Speaker 6 (41:21):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Do you know who's been listening as of late bezer
for some reason?
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Really?
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Well, I think it changes what I talk about, and
there's definitely a couple of things at the times I've said,
well you titled one of them raised new bedroom fetish.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Yeah, thanks, welcome.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
I don't know what he's talking about.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
I'll see you ladder.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Not awkward at all, but no, I guess she thinks
it's fine.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Oh here's one, Hey, sports genius. You are a sports
genius and soon you'll be talking to yourself into the mic.
Ain't nobody staying around to listen to you? You piece
of shit? That was from Edwin? All right, thanks Edwin?
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Edwin the bear hits us on cool.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
This is from Eddie Yo lunch, laughing like a blank
and animated cat while Ray tries to talk about scoring
upon point on Lebron is the biggest dickhead thing you
can do slurring every epping word while you talk, but
six six as your fake ass laugh. I don't know
how Ray puts up with you. No wonder Eddie left
(42:24):
Eddie Black? Okay, same guy.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Do we have time for text with Justin?
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Yeah, let's take a break and we'll do text from
Justin right after this? What do you got?
Speaker 2 (42:37):
I can't even read?
Speaker 6 (42:38):
So let's getting bad, dude, I can't read this crap.
Oh man, all right, I just gotta tell myself and
my head bazer doesn't listen to this.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Hey, let me hear all right.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
I mean it's bad heartbreak for Dshambia for having an
orgasm on the eighteenth after Xander hits for Birdie.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
But that's what he said, okay.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
And then a couple days later I did text that
he goes two tall boys in a double shot of
Bourbon on the rock twenty two dollars moving to Chicago.
Did some wedding in Michigan over the weekend, and I
said I lived there for two years. Thanks. And then
I gave him kind of a not a would you
rather but a version of it. I said, if you
have one night with Olivia Dunn and Paul Skeens, but
(43:41):
you have to wear protection and a butt plug or neither.
Are you doing it? What? He said? The only thing
I'm gonna used schemes for in that room is a
camp guarder.
Speaker 4 (44:01):
And I said, he'll punish you with a hundred mile
per hour hammer and you're the catcher, all right?
Speaker 2 (44:11):
And then hold on down to a next little version
of something. I'm so drunk right now at the airport.
I can't figure out if it's a man or a woman.
And I said, look for the moose knuckle. Hey, I
need a losing bet, so I thought I would ask you,
I don't feel like paying taxes this year.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
Do you have a loser for me? And it was
after the Knicks just got out of the playoffs and
I texted Nicks.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
John, all right, there's one more, there's one more, one more?
Oh this is so bad. Hey man, I'm joining a
golf club league. We could make money. Are you in
or you too busy planning pan in your home? He said,
(45:07):
you didn't respond to that, no, because he hit me
with something else. He calls web girl Morgan, webcam Morgan.
I don't know why. And then because it sounds funny, okay,
And then he said Hey. This is after he was
drunk eleven pm. He said, Hey, I was wondering if
you like men. It's okay, man, I'm not gonna judge.
This is equivalent to you texting me at six am. Thanks.
(45:30):
And this is how it ends because I text him
at six am, and so then the next day at
six am, I said, it's six am. Kindly gope yourself.
That's how it ends, dude. You guys random. We just
f with each other the whole time. Oh my god,
Oh I'm worn out due.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Yeah, I'm wrend I'm worn out. I stayed up late.
Let me tell you what I did. I mean, you
had Survivor season finale plus Game one of the Western
Conference Finals. Man, I was like, I mean I had
to watch. I watched the last six minutes of the
second quarter because the first quarter I was putting the
kids to bed, and then watched the six minutes of
the second quarter. Then I DBRD it. Watched a little
(46:10):
bit of Survivor. Then the one of the kids woke
up and had the poop, so the wife went and
UH handled that. I watched a lot of the third quarter.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Handle that help. Uh.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Then with four minutes going the third quarter, we went
back to Survivor, watched the Survivor three hours and the
reunion afterwards. Then I watched the end of the game
after that, so I was up till twelve thirty.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
I don't know how you do it the streaming services.
I can't count on one hand. I have a cable man, Hey,
oh you do.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
I've given up at times where I'd rather not even
watch the TV. I was doing Fubo, tou Boo and
YouTube TV. I couldn't figure out a movie. The other day,
Baser was out there tearing the ass out of the remote.
Fifteen minutes later we finally had the movie plan. I
might be out on this the streaming stuff, dude, I'd
rather just sit in silence instead of trying to click
through all the stuff the TV, my TV in the garage,
(47:03):
low key flex bro. I hate going to YouTube TV
so much because it's a thirty step process. I just
leave it on Fox News time the whole time. All
I do is watch protests when I'm in the garage
doing the tub. I've seen every protest there is, man,
don't worry. I know all of them, all over the campuses,
everything which.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
One's got, which campus has the biggest protest.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
All over the highways. Don't worry if they're on the
court steps. I've seen it, dude. I've seen every protest
in the past two months. I ain't changing the channel.
It's staying on Fox News.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
YouTube does make you go over to YouTube, then down
to YouTube TV, then the log in and then.
Speaker 7 (47:40):
Oh my god, oh is this Laura. No, it's the
it's it's the it's the lawn care guy. I mean,
who there, how else is it? No, it's the guy
breaking into our house.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Like it's Laura, and it isn't Laura. It's me. I
don't even have any count so oh oh man, that's it, dude.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
All right, man, everybody have a great weekend. Happy Memorial Day.
All you soldiers out there, thank you.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
That's not what it's about.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
No, it's about the ones we lost, exactly lost.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
And that's actually offensive because you're actually not the ones
that are currently living. They get offended by that because
it's no respect. It's not any respect for the ones
that have passed in the past. Seriously, yeah, oh I
read that, so you can't even do It's actually not
even proper to tell a service member thank you for
your service because they are at morning and doing a
moment of remembrance for their brothers that have fallen. Oh
(48:35):
and your flag is supposed to go half mass and
then full Mass and then at three pm on Monday
is when that's the moment of remembrance. Really looked it up,
because damn it, I want to know this weekend.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Wow, so gramps, so how did it turn into everybody
going down to the river and just getting hammered.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
I'm gonna pour this one out for you on the board.
Manure my head bones.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
I only got one ear. I only got one ear.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Poured it out for you Grams.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Hey, that dude, Edwin Black was not happy that I
laughed at you because I didn't think you could score
a basket.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
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