Ray Is Being Forced To Apologize For His Comments

Ray said something that made someone look bad so he is being forced to apologize. A meeting was held and the decision was made that Ray would have to issue an apology for his remarks. Lunchbox hit Dollywood over the weekend and saw society acting exactly how you expect them to act at a theme park. The Celtics are in the NBA Finals and the Mavericks will be heading there soon. Find out why BabyBox cried over the weekend and one cop got caught doing the dirty with a suspect. 

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's amazing. We don't have cameras in our face. I know.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Welcome back, man, welcome back. What a weekend? What a
weekend was it? I had a good weekend. Juwe Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
People always say that though, Oh Mark, I tell you what.
It was A crazy weekend, was it? No?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
No, no, Most weekends are mundane. You don't do crap.
But this weekend I actually went somewhere, like I went
to Dollywood, I went to you know, I went to
the mountains of Gatlinburg. I hiked to a waterfall. I mean,
I did stuff. So it was a fun weekend.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
I've done it ten times.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Oh sorry, I've done it now my second time. The
first time we didn't do crap because I had a
one year old he was We celebrated his one year
old birthday in the cabin. Last time. This time they
can actually move and do stuff.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Rah.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
So we went and did stuff. I can't wait to
tell you all about it. Man, I'm a bear.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
I'm attacking you. Oh you're know what about it's you?
Dad sounded like Arnold, Arnold, are you here? Yeah? That
was me. I was actually talking in the mic. All right,
get on in here, you can do an intro this,
We're gonna start it all out. Let's do a live
boys oh the one, two, three?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
So losers, What up everybody? I'm lunchbox. I know the
most about sports, so I gave you the sports facts,
my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
What's up, y'ads?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Anold I live on Broadway with Abbey.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Me and her have been living together and I typically
get pretty drunk on the weekends over to Irra. What up, y'all?
It is siss and Raymundo. I'm from the North. I'm
an alpha male. I live on the north side of
Nashville with Baser. She's a Broadway girl. I married her
and took her north. We're now in the country and
the suburbs farmland, a lot of ranch land as well.
Most of the rich farmers. They end up buying up

(01:42):
about one hundred acres and that's all it is. So
there's no businesses, there's no skyscrapers, there's no people trying
to capitalize on tourism. It's just country life.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
So there's no party buses, no dude, can you imagine that?
I mean no stars, Hollywood stars like the tours.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Dude, do that you'd probably see some country peeps, not
that I know the addresses.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
How funny if there's a U start a pedal tavern
business out in the country.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Eh, I don't think I'd go over very well. Rednecks
would like it. But the reason pedal taverns exist is
because of downtown site.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Seeing me I'm being.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
The only reason pedal taverns are fun is because you
can be seen by other people. If you're just out
by yourself, it's not fun.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I still don't even understand why they're fun because you
got a pedal.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I've never done one. Lived here fifteen years.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Never done one in my life. Any city I've been to,
never done one, because I don't understand the point of
having to pedal. Even though you said a lot of
them are electric.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Now Baser said about fifty to fifty They some of
them have it look like you're pedaling, but really it's motorized.
I believe the ones that are wooden that actually say
pedal tavern. You have to pedal or they don't go.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
So you're just exhausted.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, and that's what Baser said. She would sit in
the back, the girls will and then the guys will
do the pedals and stuff. But yeah, you're cooking the
whole time.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Wait, Baser goes on there with other dudes.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
She did it before I move here, She bet on
a handful. Okay, Thisprocket rocket is one hundred percent automated.
It then cooks just like a vehicle.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh that's fun if you're just sitting on there drinking.
And do they make stops? Do you get off or
do you just ride around the whole time?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
I thought they did make stops, but I think maybe
there's new some new laws and regulations. They don't, so
they just go Have you seen one stop? No, that's
what I'm saying. Remember when we went on the wagon
for the Sore Losers convention.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, we didn't stop except for too so.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Thought we were be going to be going to bars.
We didn't.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
No, No, we just drove around. It was awesome. But
then we did stop at Titan Stadium for a group
photo and a urination deposit.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
And you realize it's not going to logistically make sense
if you stop, people go to the bathroom. You got
to get into a bar that's got to take forty
five minutes of your ride, and.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Then half the people don't get back on it because
they missed the getting getting back on, so it'd be
a big old cluster. So I do enjoy the just
ride around and see the sites.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
I think they'll park and let you piss and but
it's probably a strict limit, not time to get a drink.
The pedal taverns.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
And I didn't realize it because the poor women there
is no bathroom. Guys can just get off and pee
in the grass like we did at Titan Stadium where
the women they had to.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Hold it all on the wagon.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, because I definitely, I mean every guy when we
stopped went over and urinated. Every woman was just sitting
there dancing like, oh my gosh, is this ride gonna
end because I got a pee?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Didn't you say there was a guy too that watched it,
saw us do it?

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Uh, the security guard. Yeah, nope, he rolled up, rolled
up security guard and I was like, hey, man, no
worry about it, we're just doing some sidon seeing no
one's peeing here, no one's peeing. He's like, well, that
dude's pants are on his ankle. He's like, that's just
how he wears the sagging. It's a style now, man.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
That would have been a damper on the weekend.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
But I don't think he's just like, I don't think
he can do anything.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Hey man, what are you in here for? Pissing on
Titan Stadium? What are you in here for? I killed
a man and ripped off his face and used it
as a mask. But I was just pissing.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
But how scary it is? We were right by the edge.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Oh that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Didn't even realize it, didn't realize how dangerous it was.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Security guard Baby should have done a little bit more
security there.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, yeah, dude, No, Now you want to We're going
to start the show because Ray ray O's in an
apology because he came on here spouting something, yelling at
someone saying, oh this is what happened this, sob did this?
Turns out something was really wrong and you owe someone

(05:22):
an apology.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Okay, So my cat, Piper Baser said you need to
start the podcast with an apology. You owe Piper, my
female cat. She's a Bengo cat. A lot of people
say they have Bengals, take them to the vet, and
I have it's like twenty percent street cat Tabby. They're like,
you got a Bengal Anyways, took Piper to the vet.
Remember when she pissed on me last week?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yes, when you were in bed. So you were asleep
in bed. The cat jumped up, didn't know you were
in the bed. It got scared and peed all over you. Yeah,
and we thought maybe you were into like this urination thing.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
And so it was actually the most still the cat's
ever been. Little did I know it was peeing at
that moment in time. I thought you actually gonna cuddle
with me. And I came on here and I brought
it all over public radio podcast downloaders, and I said,
Piper did this. She was embarrassed. Come to find out,
Piper out a uti. Dude. She couldn't control her bladder.
She was just going the bathroom everywhere.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Oh no.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Two days after that, I did the podcast and I
was down taking a picture of her because I'm an
instadad and dude, I look. I noticed the pillow that
she sleeps on is off colored, and I thought, huh,
that's odd. So I grab and I go, hey, this
pillow must be like discoloring in the sun or something.
And then me and Laura looked at it smelled it
had a hint of that smoky smell, which is urine

(06:34):
two days old. She'd been peeing herself as she slept
because with UTIs you can't control your bladder.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
That's terrible.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Man.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
The best news is you go in. You give them
five hundred dollars, They give you a couple of antibiotics.
She was healed in twenty four hours. I'll be that
cat can piss in the litter box now.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
So how did you, I mean, what did you say
to Piper? You said, Oh my gosh, Piper, did you
sweep up immediately? Did you go to the emergency vent?
What what happened?

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Well, we had a graduation to go to, couldn't go
to that ended up. There is an emergency that where
they were able to get us in. And genius, what
time should a breakfast place be open breakfast? What time
should a lunch place be open? Lunch? What time should
a vet be open? When people get off work? So
Baser gets off work at four, This vet opens.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
It for how genius four to eleven? Oh, that's really smart.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
So we roll in. We're basically the only people there.
They got us right in. They said, Uti, she did
soil the towel in the office, and I told the lady.
I said, hey, just so you know, this is soiled,
and she goes, oh, it's okay, Cassio out all the time,
and I said, it wasn't the cat, it was me.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
I didn't want Piper to feel so bad.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
I really couldn't find a bathroom. But I'm not kidding.
But yeah. Then that night into the next day, I mean,
she was healed, and we were wondering why she was meowing,
why she didn't really want people touching her stomach. Uti.
I don't know how they get it, but I know
how it goes away a couple of pills.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
It's interesting. How do you get a cat to take
a pill?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
This one. Our cat's beautiful at eating pills, and the
whatever it is, the treat that Laura gives her Baser
goes right down. She thinks it's sweet.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
That's pretty crazy because I was with a couple this weekend.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Actually, I think Laura maybe just shoves it down her throat.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Oh. They're married, they have cats, and they have a kid.
And I was like telling him. I was like, oh yeah,
because they were asking how Ray was and I said, oh,
he got pissed on another night by his cat, and
they go immediately they go, something's wrong, that's not normal yep,
And I was like, what do you mean. They're like, oh,
cat just doesn't just lose its blidder like that, there's
something wrong with the cat. And then I see your

(08:39):
text saying hey, we need to apologize to Pablo, and
I'm like, what, Piper rest in peace, Pablo's old one.
And that's why I was like, Wow, they knew that
something wrong with your was something wrong with your cat,
and I didn't even tell I should have texted you
when they said that.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, where's the text from you? Hey, bro, maybe you
should look into the thing we talked about on the
podcast the other day.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah, because they said, man, we've had cats for years,
like she had a cat for a long time and
then it passed away and then they got two new cats,
and so they know everything there is to know about cats.
And immediately when I said, oh, Ray was asleep in
the bed and the cat pissed on them, they go
immediately they both go, something's wrong with the cat.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, it's either a uti or sometimes it's called like crystals.
And you got to change their food, which is just
I mean money, which sucks. You lose a lot of money.
But I guess you can change their whole diet and
they get rid of these crystals. Whatever these crystals are,
they're not the ones that zales. I don't know what
they are. And then the third thing it could be,
I guess there's cats out there as a disobedient thing

(09:37):
to say, hey, don't leave me. They'll piss on you
or on your bed and in your house. So there's
also a third version of cats to do that that
are revengeful. And so we were also hoping that Piper
wasn't revengeful. It wasn't. It was bodily.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
So how do you get them to not be revengeful?
They don't, dude, You just gotta get rid of it.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
One of our old coworkers, No, the cat pisses every
time she leaves town. Really just say hey, don't leave town, dude.
That's how cats are.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Here's what's crazy about cats. I find this fascinating that
if you do have a cat, you can go out
of town and you don't have to hire a cat sitter.
You just leave the damn cat, and the cat knows
not to eat all its food.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
And also cats have a really high threshold for pain.
So we didn't know anything was really wrong for her
for about four days.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
How long can you leave your cat without someone coming
over to check on it?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Well, we overparent here, so we hear helicopter parents. We're
helicopter cat parents. So Baser's mom comes over or her
dad he's busy building stuff, dude, and we'll have him
come over and check the cat. If we're out of town.
They check every day. But you could leave on a
Friday and come home on a Sunday. They'd be litter
You would have your litter box be full, but you

(10:46):
could three days easily. They're not like a dog at all. Dogs, dude,
We watch her parents' dogs. We had to go over
there two times.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
A day because they got to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
I don't understand, though, how do they know? Like how
do they know you're going out of town? So how
do they know not to eat all the food?

Speaker 1 (11:04):
It's a great question, Like you know what.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
I mean, Like you put the food out, Okay, they
eat the whole bowl. But if you put the bowl
out and you leave town, something in them says, hey,
I should not eat all that food. Like how do
they know that?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Wait, you only put out the right amount of food
for your dog in that moment. Yeah, oh, we always
cats just leave it full and they know what to
eat and what not to No. No, but how cats
were on ozempic, dude, before ozempic was on a big thing.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
No, My question is how do you leave that amount
of food out? How do they know not to eat
all that food at one time?

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Right, that's the million dollar question. That's genius. I don't know, baffing,
how do they know to go in the litter box?
I don't know, I don't I don't understand it. Is
there some kind of smell or chemical that attracts them
to the litter box?

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Do you have to teach it to go to the
little box? Or does it learn all?

Speaker 1 (12:00):
It knows almost instantly, and if you move it to
another room, you just show it, you say, there's your
litter box. It knows for the rest of its life.
That's where it's litter boxes. Ray, These cats are smarter,
And we used to think.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
How how often do you have to change the little box?
Because I've never had a cat that had a look.
My mom and dad got a cat after I moved out.
My mom worked for a construction company. And she brought
a cat home one day because the workers, a lot
of them lived on this guy's farm, and they would
get drunk and throw beer bottles at it, and so
the cat would get scared and disappear for like a

(12:32):
week at a time. So my mom said, the next
time it comes back, I'm bringing it home. So she
brought it home. And so miss Kitty lived with my parents.
But miss Kitty didn't use the litter box. Miss kitty
went outside to go to the bathroom. Miss Kitty was
so smart. They would walk the dogs around the block.
Miss Kitty would walk with them.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
The one difference I just thought of cats and dogs.
Your dog, if you open your door, will it run away? Uh?

Speaker 2 (13:01):
No, he'll go outside and he'll look around, but he
won't go too far.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Okay. Because Piper, if we open the door, she'd take
off and never come home. Really yeah, she would totally
leave us.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
This is she ever try to get out?

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Hold on? This is kind of morbid. No, you got
to just make sure she's not coming. She goes slow
near the door. She knows outside is bad. Okay, but
she would take off and never come back. I heard
in a crime scene that this is true. I'm not
making this up. That dogs will lay beside you if
you died, dogs will lay beside you cats. This is
like a CSI person said this. Cats almost immediately, cats

(13:35):
will start eating you if you die. What But dogs
will lay beside you because they're your best fread. Whereas
a cattle turn.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
On you, cat starts eating you.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah, almost within the same day.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
That's freaking fascinating.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
I see as I guy said that.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah. But anyway, Miss Kitty was so smart. She would
go ahead like she knew the dogs were scared of her,
so she'd walk ahead of my parents hide, and then
when they got close, she would jump out and scare
the damn dogs.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
And they would get scared.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Nah, they they get and then they'll just be Miss
Kitty And then she'd walk ahead, hide and jump out.
What's freaking crazy.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
I'm getting you a cat for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
No, I don't want a cat. My kids do, like
the cat across the street.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
I'm getting a cat.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
We do not want a cat. We do not want
a cat. But here's the crazy thing. After my parents
had Miss Kitty for like five years, I don't know,
maybe she got a uti or something. I don't know,
but they took miss Kitty to the vet. It was
a boy. Wow, So it was mister Kitty. And we've
been calling her miss Kitty the whole time.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
No real way to tell honestly, really, I mean, I
get because they get taken off.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
I've never really examined a cat. I've never, like I said,
I've never been around cats.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Here's I don't know. This is veterinary school one on one,
but dogs, I believe it hangs lower and you don't
ever get rid of those things.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
No, No, you can see though the week with cats.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
You can't see the week.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Arnold. You have a problem with that, don't you.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Okay, now let's take a break and when I call
we come back. I'm gonna tell you, man. We went
to Dollywood and I saw I mean, I don't know
how this happens in Dollywood, but god, people, people are amazing.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
I just able to add to this because I've been
there about five times.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Dude, it's fantastic. I'll tell you all about it. Right
after this, Dolly Wood, Dolly would we decided, Man, everybody
has been talking about Dollywood, Dollywood, this Dollywood, that Dollywood's amazing,
And I imagined.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
You where do they talking about. They don't talk like that,
But if you drive through Nashville, there's five billboards in
every direction for Dolly Wood.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
No, there's a dad that lives down the street from me.
He was like, dude, his kids are in high school.
He said, we have seasoned passes Dollywood. We've had season
passes for the last fifteen years.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
And you don't even live there.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
He goes, if you go twice a year, you get
your money's worth. There's the map, and I said, oh, okay,
and he goes, it's phenomenal. He goes, they have legit
stuff at Dollywood. He goes, I love roller coasters. My
wife loves roller coasters. My kids love roller coasters. He goes,
it is a great park.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
He's like, it's great for milks. I mean for milkshakes.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
He says, we can drive down there for a weekend
twice out of the year and we get our money's
worth of Dollywood. And I said, okay. And everybody that
said Dollywood Dollywood, I pictured a rundown like Carnival, Like
what was just gonna be cheap, It was gonna be gross,
it was gonna be dirty. It was the exact opposite.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Is this an endorsement deal?

Speaker 2 (16:50):
No, it was phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Right right, let me tell you about their coney dog.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
No, no, right, it was beautiful.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Did you have any bread and port missiles? Uh?

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yes, had the corn dogs. We did make the mistake
of stopping at the first We're like, okay, I think
the kids are getting hungry. We should find something neat,
and we stopped at the first stand that was there.
That was a bad idea. We should have like looked around.
There was other food options, but we were worried about
them getting angry and we didn't want to walk too far.

(17:21):
We stopped and it was a disaster. But anyway, did
you get the monkey bread?

Speaker 1 (17:26):
The what? Oh my gosh, that's what they're known for.
People wait in line that wrap around the park longer
than the roller coasters. Had no idea, Yeah it's cinnamon
monkey bread. Didn't even see it. Yeah, it was where
people were all standing in line.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Oh well yeah, because it's the one we went to.
They weren't standing in line. I'll guarantee you that the
food that the stand we went to it was terrible.
But the rides were legit.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
They really are, and they have the wooden ones, which
I feel I think you feel more of those oh
for sure Wood ones, but then they also have the
newer ones.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Newer metal every day.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
That sucker is but we oh in My five year
old right, it's called the Soaring Eagle.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
He was like, hey, Dad, at my friend is going
to be here today. Eddie is gonna be at dolly
Wood And I'm like no. He goes, yeah, I told
him we were going, and he said he was gonna
be here too. He was gonna ride a roller coaster.
He goes, So we have to ride a roller coaster
to day. And we texted Eddie's mom and we're like, hey,

(18:23):
are you guys gonna be here? She goes, Now, we're
not coming for like two weeks. Kids, you know, once
you say you're going, they say they're going. Because my
son the whole time was like, hey, we gotta look
for Eddie. We gotta look for Eddie. I'm like, don't worry.
Eddie left. He went to a different park. But Eddie's
not here, and so we get in and we ride

(18:43):
the old fashioned cars and the kids are loving it.
My five year old first thing he says, he goes, Dad,
that was fun, but it wasn't very long. I'm like,
all right, five year old already complaining about the length
of the ride.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yeah, you're gonna wait in line a lot longer than
the rides.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Well, here's the thing. There were no lines we for
or your weekend? It was are you post dating?

Speaker 3 (19:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (19:03):
No, no, it was memorial We actually went six months ago.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
No, it was a Memorial Day weekend we went. But
it was perfect because it was supposed to rain. So
I think a lot of people were scared off by
the cloudy coverage, like it's gonna rain in a storm,
don't want to go. And people in mind were like, dude,
this is amazing how the lines are a lot longer usually.
This is crazy. We haven't had to wait in line
all day?

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Oh gosh, is this all you guys talked about?

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Well no, I didn't talk about that really, but just
I heard a dad telling his kids, he goes, man,
isn't it crazy how we usually have to wait in
line for like thirty minutes And they're like, he goes,
we haven't had to wait in line all day? And
then we ride a water ride where we all get
soaking wet in those big inner tubes. Is phenomenal. Kids
loved it.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Usually the heavier set people get wet, so you guys
must be a fit family.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
H No, I got soaked. Okay, I got drenched because
I'm heavier than the kids got it. So.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Also, if it's lopsided, yes, lopsided, then we go to
get something eat. Ray, you guys ate twice in the
first This is the first.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
This is our first eat. And this is where I
saw the drama.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Redneck fight ding Ding ding a. Right, guys, I'm not
one to say redneck haven, but Dollywood needs to be renamed.
I don't know redneck Heaven.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
You want to talk about country Bumpkin there it was,
I mean, it was phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Well, it's people in the sticks because Dollywood's in the
heart of a mountain and these people just live in
mountains and then come into Dollywood. They come into Dollywood,
pinch their pennies and then drive up the hill.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
It is phenom It was phenomenal. Peach people watching just
all like the country accidents.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
The women with the hangars beautiful.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Uh So I'm sitting there and we get our pork missiles,
get our corn dogs, and all of a sudden I
hear I don't know what the fuck you think you're doing.
Leep it, and I knocked out hot dag right out
of your fucking hands. I turned around, and I'm talking
two seventy year old ladies yelling at each other, related

(21:06):
or just line fight. I think it's after line fight,
because the one lady has her hot dog and her
drink in her hand, hot dog, fries and a drink,
and the lady tells her she'll knock the hot dog
out of her hand, and she goes, I don't know who,
you don't talk to me that way. And they're pointing
at each other, and the one lady that doesn't have
the hot dog, her family's trying to hold her back

(21:27):
pork missile envy, and the lady's trying to go around
her husband, go round her daughter trying to get to
the lady.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
So the dads are separating the women.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
No, the one woman has no one with her, the
one with the pork missile, and the coke has nobody with.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Her, probably a divorcee, just trying to celebrate the holidays.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
But she was like, you ain't gonna talk to me
that way. You ain't gonna talk to me that way.
And kids are hearing this, Well, the lady's kid was
probably twenty twenty one, okay, and she had her husband
or boyfriend with her.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
There's a time period a Ollywood good when you're kids,
good when you're an adult. There's that time period in
your twenties you probably shouldn't go to Dollywood.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
It was pretty It was pretty phenomenal because it was
the mom and dad, which were about seventy, and then
the daughter that was probably like twenty one, twenty two,
twenty three with her husband or boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
It was a good multi generational fight. It was those
two versus the seventy year old woman like. It was
that group and the do you ever like, did you
throw a drink? Sometimes they'd rev up a fight. I'll
just throw a drink into them. No.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
I got my phone out because I was like, dude,
if this goes down, this is about to go absolutely viral.
She is pointing, I mean, oh, fuck you you know,
and this said Dollywood.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Dollywood supposed to be sweet.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
It's fun. There's no crowd, so it's phenomenal. There's no
waiting in line, so I don't know if they were
in front of each other in in a ride line
and then they ran into each other at the concession stand.
I can't imagine what the big deal was that they're
ready to fight because the one lady doesn't have a
hot dog. So did she get so mad she got

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out a line.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
It's all line stuff, dude, Those especially for the cinnamon bread,
the lines get a little because it's not etiquette for
you know, the roller coaster rides are set up to
have a line, whereas the area for the monkey. Yeah,
it's just you're kind of just meandering wherever you go,
and so some people have no idea what the lines.
The same thing when the park opens. There's no exact

(23:25):
line which direction to go, and that's where some fights
will happen. We had people cutting and then people will
hold up their arms because it's really not known. If
you go to the far left, you can get a
head start on that. But if you go to the
far left, you're also cutting people and you kind of
go around some shrubs. Dollywood needs to look into that.
Just just some advice.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah, So it went on for a good thirty forty
five seconds, the yelling back and forth, and her husband
has her by the arm, holding her back, trying to
drag her up.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Oh, you're gonna say the hair. He's pulling out his
own chilt hair. He's pulling her by the arm. And
we're right where the railroad crossing is the train that
goes through the park, and the train's about to get in,
so that the lady with the hot dog goes, you
know what, fu, I'm gonna go sit down and eat

(24:12):
my hot dog. She goes, you better walk away, mother,
you better walk away, and she's trying to go around
her daughter, and her daughter's push, mom, mom, stop, stop, stop.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Man.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
They sound like some balls fans.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
And so she walks about fifteen feet up the path,
you know, like she's done with it, and she has
her back towards the hot dog lady and her family thinks, okay,
they kind of let their guard down, and she does
the old spin around and come back for more, and
her daughter jumps in front of her and blocks her
with the arms across what the kobe and she's sitting
there pointing, just staring at the lady eating her hot dog.

(24:46):
And lady's just eating her hot dog, just eating and
waving at her and waving, just poking her.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Good amount of onlookers. Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
At this point everybody's just like, what the And I'm like,
where are the Dollywood people at? Where are they breaking
this up?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Were they grabbing any shirts?

Speaker 2 (24:59):
And he brought Oh no, no, the family was holding
her back.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
They wanted her to keep her bra on.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah, they were grabbing her by the arm, the pushing
her right in the shoulders like they were doing everything
in their power. And when she tried to do the
circle back, that daughter throws the arms out, like, mom,
what are you doing? We're trying to have a family
day at Dollywood.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Dude, that's a good move. Vandy could use that.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Vandy could use anything. They're terrible.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
They made the SEC highlight video.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Though, didn't they? Yeah, I think it's a requirement. They
had to put every team in.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
The video was good, but guys, you don't have to
put every.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Team and d it was. It was great. And then finally,
after about a three minute whole ordeal, the lady walked
away with her family. She went towards the Kitty Acres
corner and I don't know if her grandkids were over
there or if they were just going that way because
that's where the path was leading them. But I was
just like, what could they have been fighting at at Dollywood.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Not a good decision to go to Kitty Acres. A
lot of kid rides, not gonna be very fun.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Yeah, we did the kid rides. They had a blast.
We did. I mean, I'm gonna tell you what. Almost
vomited on the Dumbo the elephant ride. It's just like
little airplanes that go in circle, but they can go
up and down, up and down depending on when they
press the button, and so the kids can just press
the button and you're just ugh, it's just herky jerking.
I'm like, oh my god, I already hate some things

(26:11):
that go in circles. I don't like things that just
go around and around and around, like I don't even
like the carousel.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Did you go on Soaring Eagle?

Speaker 2 (26:17):
I don't know what that means?

Speaker 1 (26:18):
One that you don't have a seat, You just hang
from the top, and it's the one that shoots straight
up in the air. You're soaring and you're an eagle.
The whole thing is shaped like an eagle. You would
have known if you went on it.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
I guess I didn't go on that.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Dude, you'll lose your lunch. I went on it. Out
of the five times i've been there. I went once,
I wasn't seeing straight for the next thirty minutes. Ooh,
did you guys dig for gold? Then I didn't see
that there's a place where you for twenty dollars you
can buy a thing of gold.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Oh, they can mine it. Why would I pay twenty dollars?
That's the catch, twenty dollars per person. Yeah, that's sixty
dollars for my kids. No thanks. Yeah, but my son,
my five year old, said he had been saying he
wanted to go to a carnival, but he's gambling.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Though. You gamble to hope if there's some gold in
you brick, that you.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Bought some real gold or just pretend gold.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
I think it's pretend. Baser never got any, and I
believe Boomer got some quartz, but he never got any
because if you get real, actually you can because then
you can sell it to the guy. It's it's an
adult form of gambling. So the kids are trying to
get caught in candy. Dude, I got this brick where
you throw it in the water. You gotta scrub it.
It's coming down the creek, and then if you get
a big enough piece of gold, you can go sell
it to the guy and he'll give you a fifty

(27:23):
for it. Not bad, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Legalized, that's kind of fun. So now then we ran
into the carnival games and my five year.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Old don't play the basketball. No, please tell me you
didn't play the basketball.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
My son was like basketball and I was like no, no, no.
He goes, no, da da da da, I want can
you play that?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Well, please tell me didn't play the basket.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
And I was like no, no, no, I said, Bud, you
realize that hoop you have. It's like an inch, thank you,
bigger than the basketball. So it has to be the
absolute perfect shot. I don't care if you're Steph Curry.
It's really hard to make it.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Dude. They've threw off the hoop, so it's one centimeter
smaller than an actual hoop. Makes all the.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Difference in the world, all the difference in the world.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
And it is so obvious because when it rims, when
you get a little rim job, you can tell by
the way it's bouncing it's not an actual rim.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
It's not a real rim, it's not a real basket.
It's not in regulation size. It is so much smaller.
The basketball fits in by half an inch, maybe a centimeter,
and it's not even worth it.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
But I tell you what, Lebron in there with me,
I'd score a point, right, You can't even score on
the invisible guy trying to win a nerf gun? You
what did they have? Did they have? You could win basketballs, You.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Would win basketballs. You could win these huge ass stuffed animals.
And my kid had been talking about going to the carnival.
He goes, Dad, ad dadda, can we play the games.
I'm like, sure, let's check out the prices and I
go I'm walking up my how much for two? Like? Oh,
you got to go over to the stand and buy tickets.
I walk over to the stand.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
It's a process and the stand is.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Eight tickets for forty dollars.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
And yeah, and I believe two tickets are to play
basket And I said what?

Speaker 2 (28:55):
And I just came back over and I'm wiping my
face and my wife goes, what did you lose your wallet?
I was like no, I said, sticker shock, sticker shock.
She goes, well, we are the tickets. I said, I
didn't buy them. I didn't buy them because they're forty
dollars for eight. I said, this is ridiculous, and she goes,
but they really want to play. Let's think about it. Okay,
let's do it and eat. Each game there has to

(29:18):
be a minimum of two players, and if there's two players,
you get a small prize. If there's four or more,
you get a large prize. Well, I decided, hey, I
want each kid to win. So we let two kids
play one game, two kids play another game, and two
kids play another game, so we get I have three kids.

(29:38):
Then we had another kid with us, so there's four.
So every kid we played a total of four games
with the eight tickets. Every kid got to get a
stuffed animal. Because we made sure, like if other people
were going to play like strangers, we sat out. We
waited until it was only two so someone in our
group was gonna win a stuffed animal. I get it now,
because I was like, I'm not going to play a
game where they don't win a stuffed animal. It's stupid.

(30:00):
It's just dumb.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
And I mean, they got some good workers there, but
those people are definitely into their jobs. Like, Homie isn't
gonna give you a free stuffy absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
He's not gonna be like, oh, sorry, you can just
have one.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
No.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
They were very strict about and I was like, what
about that one. That one's not sitting, that one is hanging.
You can't have that one. And then I looked at
the people carrying those big ass ones around. I'm like,
that sucks the whole time. You do the whole time.
So we did all that. It was great, But then
my kid wants to find a roller coaster, Ray, and
I'm thinking, they're gonna have kiddie roller coasters.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
You got the fire engine one, the one that goes
forwards and then backwards.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Didn't do that one.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
I mean, did you do any of them? I don't know, right,
the biggest one. No, right, I didn't No, No, they
just did a brand new one. It's the biggest one there.
I haven't even gone yet. It just opened. I saw
one of our friends that in Instagram add for it.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
I'm just telling you, big bear, I didn't do that one.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
What did you do the lily leafs?

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Yes, Ray, I went on a.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Lily pad one time. It spun a centimeter.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Ray, it was all little kid rides, the little kid area. Yes,
because it's my kids, Like, that's what we're there for.
I was with adults. But I mean, we're not going
to say, hey, kids, stand here while we go on
the roller coaster.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
So we go to the roller coaster where the kids section,
and I'm like, I don't see a kid roller coaster, Like,
there is no kid roller coaster. And the lady I
said we asked them, were like, oh, that's the one
that's considered the kid one. And it's one where the
shoulder straps and it's like a movie theater seat and
your feet dangle down like like in the air and

(31:36):
it's hauling. And I was like, all right, Bud, you
want to do it? And he goes, yeah, yeah, I
want to do it. I was like all right, and
we get in line and he goes that I'm getting
nervous that I'm getting nervous. I said, I know, Bud,
But hey, you have two options. I said, you can
get up here to the front be a man, and

(31:56):
I said you can decide, hey, I want to do it,
or you can decide hey, I don't want to do it.
Either way doesn't matter, the fact is you got in line.
So that was a brave step, Bud.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Like, So either way, whatever you want to do, how
emotional and a minute later, he goes, Dad, I hope
we get to sit in the front.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
And I'm like, who is this kid? You have never
been on a roller coaster and you want to sit
in the front on your first attempt.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
This is banana man.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
So we get up there and they say row number seven.
So we go back to row number seven. You are
the weakest thing. And they opened the gate and I'm like,
all right, Bud, you want to do it. He goes, yeah, yeah,
let's do it. And I put him in the seat.
Because he can't even get in the seat himself. I
had to pick him up to put him in the seat.
I lock it up. I get in my seat and
he looks at me and he goes, Dad, I may

(32:50):
want to hold hands.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
I was hoping you to ask.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
I said, I never thought you'd ask me that, Bud.
So I stick my left hand out because I let
him pay his seat. He sticks his right hand out
and we interlocked hands. We're holding hands.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Where's mom?

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Oh, mom's outside? Because the four year old was sick. No,
he was sick. He had a fever. But we put
some motron in him and we forced him to go
to the park and we just powered through and he
went on some of the rides, but he was coming
down off the motron and he was not he was
not ready to ride it.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Well, I bet he's got one hell of a hangover today.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
And so we're holding hands and he goes, Dada, I said,
if you and I said, Bud, don't worry. I know
you're nervous. He goes, I know. I said, but if
you get nervous, you scream. Let me hear your scream.
And he's like, that's it. So I was like, all right,
here we go. And they start talking on the thing
and then they hit the button and we start going up.
He goes dead out, we're going, We're going, We're going.

(33:47):
And we look out to the left and there's mom
and there's the other couple we're with, and we're waving
at him, hey, hey, hey, and my wife is covering
her eyes. She's freaking out. Well she waits and then
looks back down to the ground and we're going to
and then whoom and we're off and zooming around corners

(34:11):
and it's green whoop, and my son his eyes are like,
what the hell did I get myself into? And he's like, uh,
maybe a fifteen to twenty second ride, thirty seconds wh whosh,

(34:31):
and we finish and he's like again again again, let's
go again. I was like, Bud, want to go back
around and get in line. He goes again and he
gets done. I'm like, dude, I'm so proud of you.
I can't believe you went on My first roller coaster
was seventh grade. Man, he's five went on a roller coaster.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Yeah, there's a little bit of a safety and a gap.
I don't know why kids that young are able to
go on these roller coaster ride.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Not quite sure because he didn't seem very big enough
to get on it, but he did. And he was like, Dad,
to hurt my head because he's so small. His head
was hitting the arm res, you know, the rest. He
had no crap and I'm like yeah, Bud, and he's
like so excited, and we walked back out and then
he goes up to his mom and he starts bawling.

(35:15):
He starts bawling. He's like, Mom, I was so scared.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
I don't want to do that again.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
And I'm like, wait back there, you said again again again,
But something about seeing his mom, he just let it out.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Man.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
He goes, I hated the roller coaster. Mom, I didn't
like it. I don't ever want to do a roller
coaster again.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
We got one kid hyped up on motor and the
other one crying. What was the other family doing?

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Other family? Their kid is only two, so he was
just running around, like looking at the leaves. He didn't
really care about anything. Oh so that was the end
of Dollywood, dude. We left after that because we had
an emotionally upset kid. We had one sick, and the
two year olds just were picking their butts and we
were like, all right, we're out. Well we rode a
roller coaster.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Man.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
I was very proud, but then he broke into tears. Man.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Yeah, my thing is, you can only do one meal there,
so typically you're only gonna be a dolly. What about
three hours? You think you'll be there all day, but
you're not doing two meals of fair food, So I'd
say you're there two to three hours. You get your
money's worth.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
It was great. It was fantastic. Roller roller coaster. Saw
a fight. I mean, Dollywood, guys, go check it out.
We'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Hey, we got stuff, dude, what do we got? Scuba
sent us a voicemail.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Oh you want to use it? Yeah, all right, hit it.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
Hey, we're about to go to Vegas for our ten
year anniversary here in August, and I was just trying
to get some insight from the Vegas man lunchbox. He's
got all the answers. So I need to know, like
what do I need to plan? What do we need
to buy ahead of time? Where are the pool parties at?

(36:48):
Just trying to hear from a man lunchbox. So if
you would just give me a call back, appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Well I'm not going to call you back, but uh, yeah,
I appreciate the call. Here's the thing, I don't know
your circumstances.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Yeah, not a lot of details were given.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah, it's hard to know, like what you don't really
need to reserve anything unless the pool party. That's the
only thing. If you want a cabana, But I don't
know if you're trying to get a cabana, if you're
just trying to go to the pool party, if you're
just trying to go general admission. You don't need to
buy an advance gen pop. You can just go and pop.
They'll let you in. You'll just show up and you'll

(37:25):
pay your money and you'll walk in. But if you
want a cabana, which is a lot of money, is
more expensive, then you have to reserve in advance. I
don't know the best pool parties now, It's been so
long since I've done pool party season that if you
just go online, I guarantee you they have reviews everywhere.
Every hotel has them.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Search on Instagram too, that's true poppin' you know which
one's your vibe. But also, Bro with a win, I
think that one's called encore post up at the gaslot's machines.
You got some roulette you're playing there. Just watch people
coming out of that pool party. It is people Watch Central.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
No, he doesn't want to people watch, dude, he wants
to go.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Because the sportsbooks there's too. I mean there's entertainment for
hours right in that one spot.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Yeah, dinner reservations, you do need to make an advance,
Like if you're trying to go to nice dinners, if
you're trying to whine and dine in your lady because
it's ten years and you're trying to do something special,
I definitely suggest you make reservation in advance. Best bro, No,
best friend, is the Korean barbecue at the MGM Park.

(38:32):
It is phenomenal. I absolutely suggest you reserve your spot there. Javier's.
That aria is phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Dude, You've recommended that for years.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
That's what I'm saying. Those are the ones you gotta do.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
And there could be a celebrity sighting. And there's a
bubble Craps right outside of hotel.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Right outside of Javier's. A lot of celebs roll in
there to Javier's to eat. I've seen Brian Shaw there,
we saw Chase Daniel. I mean, there's a lot of
people that hit up Javiers. Those are my two restaurants suggestions.
Everything else, I don't know what you like to do.
Whatever you do, don't buy those huge ass frozen drinks
because they don't put much alcohol in them. After one drink,

(39:10):
you're gonna be like, man, there's way too sweet and
you're gonna hate it.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
And I've also heard the they'll have these shops and
stuff where they say it's weed. I don't think they
can even sell it.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
No, No, there's real the shops on the strip. It's
not real weed. They have dispensaries that are off the
strip that you can go to and get real weed.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
And also sports book wise, go to one that's good.
There was a time when Coser Cosmo had it just
in the room, like in this small room on.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
The second floor is so terrible.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
It's moved now. But me and South Beach literally would
go up there and sit in this room. And that's
when you would really contemplate your life and say, are
we seriously gonna sit in the sportsbook right now? But
then you mosey around, you go to Caesar's when all
those are some great ones.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Oblagio, I mean listen, and it's your first time. You
gotta go see the Blaggio fountains. You gotta go see
the flowers the garden. I mean, where's that at Plagio Flowers. Yeah,
it's phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
And also you gotta have options if you're losing your
money gambling boom. You go see the Flamingos at the
Flamingo has that closed?

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Oh it may be closed.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
That was bad advice.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
H The Mirage it's closed.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Thought, mirage has all those waterfuffs.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Yeah, the Mirage is closed. Man, they're gonna turn that
into the hard rock. Okay, uh, but go see a show.
I mean that's what's I don't know what you like
to do, That's what I'm saying. Do you like to gamble?
Do you like to drink? Obviously like to drink. If
you want to go to the pool party, but the
pool parties, I would go Instagram and check it out.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
I would tell you be very careful because me and
South Beach went to Cosmo. This is in twenty fourteen.
We've been since, but it is just a story of
the time. I did a pool party and I bought
five bood lights and it was one hundred and twenty
five dollars.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Oh, it's not cheap.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
The pool party, South Beach, you know how you want
a six pack? Well I got five and they were
one hundred and twenty five dollars.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
And South Beach said, okay, and can you get me
tickets to Jason Aldeens?

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Oh he did? He actually did say that. Probably.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
I'm just saying you're gonna spend a lot of money.
It's expensive. Everything is expensive. But dinners, make your reservations.
Pool parties. If you're getting Combana and make your reservation.
I don't know what hotel you're staying at. I mean
to me, I would save money and stay at a
cheaper hotel because to me, I don't really care about
the room, Like you're not in the room much, so

(41:21):
I don't need anything fancy. But if you're trying to
feel classy, like when you walk out of your room,
then it's different. You want to stay at the Wind,
you want to stay at the Cosmo, you want to
stay at Blagio.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Resorts World rest. I mean it's nice, it was fine.
Table minimums I was trying to think were decent. Actually,
Resorts World is a vibe, but it's out from far
from anything. You got to take a taxi to get
back to the Strip.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Ish, I mean it's across from the Wind, but a
little bit farther.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Ye, me, I took baser on that walk to the Wind.
I probably should have got a cap. She wasn't too
happy with you now because you kind of walked through
a little bit of areas where there's panhandlers and people
are trying to hit you for money.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Oh yeah everywhere. Yeah, I mean that's what happens. But yeah,
so I don't know, Like the advice is, dude, just
go with it and just be ready to have fun,
like open mind, don't try to set like we have
to be here at this time. We had to be
here at this time. Go to the pool party, get hammered, cool,
pass out, take a nap, wake up four hours later,
go out for the night.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
I will tell you have a cutoff, because that's true.
There was a time I remember Baser coming into the
room at four am. Apparently she didn't have a cutoff,
and she was gambling till four am. There was a
time when I was down playing bubble craps till about one,
then woke up at five. Just tell yourself, every night
go in by one or I mean, you'll gamble all night.

(42:42):
You literally will see the sunrise.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Which is awesome. It's a great feeling when you walk
out of New York, New York and the sun is
coming up and you're like, holy crap.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
I go to the sportsbook a guy that didn't have
a cutoff, and it's me Baser and this random dude.
That's just how the seating was. And we bet an
early baseball game and start at nine am. And I
looked at my right and Basic goes, that guy's sitting
a little bit close to us, because it was kind
of like couch seating. Where what were we aria Maybe
and I go, okay, well, I think that he's actually
here from the night before. And the security guy no

(43:14):
more than two seconds later comes over and goes, sir, sir,
shaking the guy, sir, sir, you need to get out
of here, you need to wake up. And as he
gets up, dude, there's like three or four little airplane
bottles in the seat. I'm like that dude was drinking
vodka at six am in the morning and passed out
drunk at the sportsbook and just got boot bounced. All right,
let's have us a day.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Go Giants, the Giants win.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
No, it was a new picture, so I thought the
new picture was gonna get rocked or something, and they
ended up getting killed. It was terrible.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Well, have fun in Vegas, man, and I'm not gonna
call you back. We'll be right back. So the guy
I was with this weekend, giant, big, big Mavericks fan,
watching Mavericks games with him, I wonder if this is
like looking at myself in the mirror, and I it

(44:02):
also made me say, man, I can't wait for the
Spurs to be relevant again. I can't wait for them
to have meaningful games. So I can feel the emotion.
He was feeling it's gonna be a minute. No, it's
gonna be like a year because women and I is
gonna be phenomenal. Next year and the year after that,
we are gonna be so good. Just get ready for it.
We're a NBA. You have been put on notice.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
We are coming place your twenty twenty eight futures bets.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Uh. But I mean we're in the middle of a
conversation and I'll be like, oh, do you still talk
to her?

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Fuck?

Speaker 2 (44:32):
No, And I'm like, oh, I thought you guys were
good friends, and goes oh. I was talking to the game, Like,
I'm like, he was.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
That into it. Oh dude, where were you watching it at?

Speaker 2 (44:43):
We were watching in the cabin. Oh okay, in what
it's called Gatlinburg, and his wife is sitting there. My
wife's sitting there, and we're just like all like, well,
why do you hate her so much? No? No, I was
talking to the game. Okay, sorry, man, Like you got it.
He was able to to two things at once. Usually
if you're into the game, you're not talking to other people.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
But I mean.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Every play, it's like, well they're up three to zero,
Well I understand they could be up four to zero
when this airs, but we got we got Papa Shot
competition tomorrow, so we couldn't We couldn't record it tomorrow,
so we had to do it early. But dude, the
games have been awesome.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Yeah. I mean, I have Celtics all in my futures
and then Tatum and Brown to win the MVP. So
I'm sitting fine. I knew the East was gonna be
a blowout. I haven't bet that. I don't even touched
the West.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
I don't know how. I don't know how the Celtics
beat the Mavericks how they do. I don't know how
the Unicorn comes back here. But here's the thing. The
Unicorn hadn't played a game in six months.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
He's gonna play though.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
I understand, But how how long does it take him
to get into the flow of the game. Everybody is
used to their role, their spot, and all of a
sudden you throw him back in there. Guess what, Jayalen
Brown gets less shots, Jason Tatum gets less shots, Derek
White takes less shots, Drew Holliday takes less shots. Uh,
your defense, Oh, porzingis like, oh, where is he gonna be?

(46:02):
Is he up to game speed? It throws him off.
I think you wanted him to play in the Pacers series,
so he gets a little the rust off. He's gonna
be rusty, right. But it just finished too fast, I know,
But I'm saying I think it's a problem. And I
just think the Mavericks are so freaking good.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
They are, and nobody's talked about it. And if they
end up doing winning this, they're gonna screw every one
of my parlays. But that's besides the point. The point
is everybody missed it on this one. Nobody said the
MAVs were gonna win it. There wasn't one person talking
about the MAVs a little bit talking about the Timberwolves
when they started cooking. Nobody mentioned Luca and Kyrie. Well,

(46:40):
Kyrie's a proven winner, but nobody those words ain't been
at a one Sports Center anchors mount.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
My question for you, is Luca the best player on
the planet right now?

Speaker 1 (46:52):
No, because he takes some bad shots. Who is better
than Luca right now? They got on the same team.
Kyrie is such a creator. I've loved Kyrie. I knew
that's when why they were gonna win the title with
the Cleveland because of Kyrie. I love point guards that
can create the way that he does.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
And dude, he's been cooking.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Luca took some bad shots. He granted he drained that
one step back three to win the.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Game, and he was just talking, but he was kind
of cold.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Up until that. Is almost gonna say tweet or say
it in the podcast. Guys, Luca takes a lot of
bad shots and then he drained a forty foot or
for the wins. I was like, oh, I guess they're
not that bad, dude.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
And we were watching the game the other night and
he took a three from the logo pretty much. And
my buddy that was with me, he was the Mavericks fan.
He was like, oh, take that, Oh maybe maybe not
take that. That was a bad shot. I bad shot.
It was good idea. Like I kind of liked that
he goes. No one likes a more fu three than
Luca does. Like if he's coming down, someone's talking and

(47:48):
in his ear, he loves to just drain a three.
I mean he loves to talk.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
I don't know. I just don't think Dallas if Unicorn
comes back, which he's going to, I just don't think.
Because they got white, they got Jay Brown and then
they got Tatum. I mean, those are those three point shooters.
And Horford.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Horford sucks. Horford is like a dinosaur. Dude.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Horford was I had we had money line for them
to come back. They're down fifteen. Horford was draining some
clutch buckets. I I that comeback, guys. I don't give
a shit if you say Boston wins four oh, it's
not good for them. The way they came back in
that fifteen point deficit, that showed all the grit they need.
They're good, they're ready for the finals.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Here's what's crazy is they swept four oh. But those
games they.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Swept four to one, four one, four oh.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
This has been the easiest path to the finals. I
know in the street, but those games were really good games.
They were close, sort of like the Mavericks series. Everything
has been close. It's not like the Mavericks are just
whooping their ass. It's coming down to the wire every
single game. It has been phenomenal to watch. It's been
so fun. They put to wat Go.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Bear on his ass.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
He jukes, dude.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
They send up our defensive player of the year. Get
on up there, boy, even though you're a center.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Ankles broke angle broke, angle broke, and then Luca bra
bra brah bra bra bra bra bra brah brah bah
starts talking.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Like you were swearing. Luca's like I was sleep speaking Slovenian.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
He goes, what did you say to Anthony Edwards at
the end of I don't know when they were standing.
Next we goes, I can't say it on TV, I
speaking Slovenian. I love it, dude, It's been phenomen it's
been great. It's been great to watch. Now we get
to wait like six months till the NBA Finals.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
That's how they like to play it out.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Well they have to because if it goes seven games,
then it's whatever. And this may sound stuper tomorrow, but
we have eight days until the final start. So if
the Mavericks won last night, we have eight days until
we get a basketball game.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
For some reason, dude, you always remember where you were
at a Super Bowl World Series, not so much recently. Dude.
I always remember where I was during NBA Finals, Lakers, Celtics,
Costa Rica, uh Lebron, when it was Warriors Lebron, Warriors
versus Lebron. Oh, I was on the cruise in a
last week, we're in Dominican Republic. Dude, you always remember

(50:10):
where you were during the NBA Finals. I don't give
a shit it's close game or not. You always remember
where you were in the NBA Finals.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
That's wild. They can think like, yeah, that's true. A
lot of them. I don't know about all of them, dude.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
We're in Costa Rica when it was Celtics Lakers, they
barely had TV and we all huddled in this local
bar and it was it was on the TV and
it was like so far away, but everybody huddled around
because it was it was when do you believe it? Irresissible?
Every day is bla bla.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Blah that one.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
But this one, I mean, Luca versus the Celtics. I
mean it's gonna be unbelievable. Luca and Irving.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Dude, it's good. I mean it's gonna be great because
there's there's ballers on boat teams like they they're both
loaded with talent.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
But there's some guys though for Dallas, I don't even know.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
I mean that doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
I know who do you not know? The tall dude
that's down low a lot that's always getting those rebounds.
Not PJ. Washington, but like the.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Fro guy or the non fro guy, that fro guy
A Lively? Yeah from you, dude.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
He is great.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
He is so good.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
He's one of those players you need on every team.
And they have him, dude, they allan They just throw
it up to him or Gafford and.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
They what bail, what bail?

Speaker 1 (51:21):
What bail? Just didn't hear about him this year? Your
boy probably knew about him, but I knew about Lively
And here we go. You never once said Lively on
the Ali Have Arnold listened to all the podcasts, You've
never once said Lively's name? And now all in the playoffs?
The guys out of this world? Why is not one
Sports Center anchor told me about Lively.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
He's not because he doesn't do He's very important for them,
but he's not like a superstar or an All Star
or an All NBA. But he is very good in
their system. And they made the trade for PJ. Washington
and Gafford.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Washington's perfect on that.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
He's tough.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Who'd they get him from?

Speaker 2 (51:57):
They got him from Charlotte. You know who they trade.
They traded Great Williams, so get the hell out of here.
So they got Gafford from the Wizards and PJ. Washington
from Charlotte. Okay, it's great now hey email, Hey, what up? Coaches?
What up? It's your favorite author, Grace Daz. Today is

(52:17):
my last day of high school and I graduated on
June sixth. I started listening to you during the summer
before my freshman year during COVID, so it feels spitting
emailing you now. Thank you for the years of laughs
and the ones that come. What's your favorite high school memory?
Do you have any advice for college anyway? Thanks again,
peace out, high school graduate Grace Daz.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Congrats, congrats grads.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
I mean that's wild. That's wild that we have high
schoolers that listened to us their whole high school career.
And it kind of sounded like she wasn't going to
listen any more because she was going off to college.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Yeah, we got more listeners ray than I suspect.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
No advice for college. Just have fun.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Really, it's a wind. Honestly, you'll feel like you got
bush whacked. I don't know what I meant with that,
but it'll hitch it. There's no preparing for it.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
It's awesome.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
You're going to realize, are you going to fall to alcoholism.
Are you gonna drop out? Are you gonna go back
home and not move away? Become a towny? You learn
all that within your first month of college? Are you
gonna get a girl pregnant?

Speaker 2 (53:19):
I don't think Grace is gonna get a girl pregnant
because she's a girl.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Never know.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
It's impossible, artificial in seminator, literally impossible for her to
get a girl pregnant.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Well, I was saying it generically, congrats grads, yeah, cheers,
all right, we're out happy to hear something.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
It's a rumor mill, so I can just say.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Scottie Scheffler, I forgot you want to go to that
and go to that? Please?

Speaker 1 (53:44):
This is just a rumor that's been floating around the internet.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
You got to remind me, dude, I forgot.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
No, No, it's okay, man, No, No, I got allegedly rumor,
no sources. It just saw this floating around. The police
officer who arrested Scotty Scheffler allegedly has ties to gambling. No,
he doesn't shut up, shut up, And they said he arrested.

(54:12):
Some are saying under pretenses to gain because he'd bet
on Scotty and thought that that may affect his round
if he got arrested. Where do you see this, It's
just floating around the internet. It's all alleged. It's all hearsay.

(54:35):
Hearsay ruled out hearsay in court. If it's here, say
rule it out. So I'm ruling it out.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Hm.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
They just said it's kind of a cover up, like
the guy please a bet on Scotty Cheffler. It's almost
so out there. I don't even believe that.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
I don't know if that's true.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Man, rule it out then it gets out of the court.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
That's interesting. Do you want to hear a funnier story
about a cop?

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Hearsay?

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Go? There was a cop in San Diego and last
year he busts this lady. She was part of a
cars after ring and he's arresting her and his bodycam
footage is going off and she was like, are you single?
He says, I am.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
But you're not.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Then she goes, I'm down to right now. But his
camera was rolling and he goes, who wha, don't say
that we're on camera. Don't say that we're on camera.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
And the o third cop bust No no, no, no, no, No,
he doesn't bust him. Pulled up.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
No, he pulled up. Oh he didn't he pulled up,
pull up.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
I saw the video.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
I'll tell you what happened. So his body can't footage
goes off and twenty minutes and he's supposed to take
her to jail. Right twenty minutes later, he has to
call another cop because he's locked in the back of
the cruiser with the chick.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Yeah, I'm gonna need you to pull up. Man, I
can't get out of my He said, hey, can you come.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Over here on cottonwood? He goes, what do you need?
He goes, you got the master key.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
My chands cottonwood more like cockingwood, more like hardwood.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
He said, she said that I'm down to right now.
Don't say that. But camera's on. Everything is being recorded.
So he has to call this dude because he's in
the lock locked in the back of the cop car.
It's been twenty minutes. He turned his body can footage off,
camera off, got in the back seat with his chick
is locked back there and he has to call and say, hey,

(56:40):
I need you to get me out of the back
of the cop car. And he tries to say that
she was having a medical emergency, so he pulled over
to check on her.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Oh that's what his thing was, alibi.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
I mean, how obvious can you get After twenty minutes
ago she said, I'm down right now, twenty minutes later,
you're found locked in the back of the cop car
with her.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Ray, I would never do that. And then he's front
page of Daily Mail.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
It's everywhere. I mean, that is so freaking hilarious to me.
Oh man, did she go to jail?

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Yeah, but they then they both denied doing anything in
the back seat.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Oh you believe them. I'm guessing that audio gets him
in trouble because she said what shirt desire.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Was and then it gave her and then he drove
from where they are to a residential street. Now the
street they were on, there was nothing around them, Like yeah, like,
it's not it was I got a gas station where
he busted her. And then he drives her to a
side street and.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Has to call But I wonder what he was going
to write down is why he released her.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
My question is, and how long afterwards are you Like, damn,
I am about to call someone.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Those doors lock lock, and he didn't have his keys
on it.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
No, you can't open it from the inside. You can't
open it from the inside.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
He let his emotions take over.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Oh man, I have a good Wednesday, guys.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
I think we covered everything.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Yeah, we did.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Sent you a text I said, I know, I know,
I have to apologize to my cat on podcast Comma.
Also Scotty arrest drama. I know.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
I don't know where you read the Scotty Arrest drama though,
Where'd you read that? Yeah, it's just floating, man, from anywhere.
You want to tell me where? Because I can't find it.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
I'm going to rule it is hearsay.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Okay, I mean I wouldn't be shocked.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Yeah, we gotta go.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Yeah, we gotta go that one. I don't know if
that was a good pot or not, but whatever. Holiday
weekend throws you all off.