Lunchbox Was Robbed in Broad Daylight

Lunchbox was robbed in broad daylight and he shares all the details on what happened to him in hopes of it not happening to you. We got some constructive criticism from a listener so we discuss ways to improve the podcast for your listening pleasure. The Sore Losers have been given a huge opportunity and it could take them to the next level. Plus South Beach stopped by Ray's house so we find out how the visit went. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh, I'm fired up, man. I love Fridays. I love Fridays.
I have listen, there is so much on the agenda
that some of the agenda is gonna have to get
moved to Monday.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Dude, you are looking live? Do you have the clip? What? Yeah?
Looking live? No? No, what are you doing? Dude?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I'm sorry, bru Dude, I'm in such a good mood.
I'm laughing, I'm smiling ear to ear. It's been a
great day. It's just hilarious. I mean, Minnesota, you look,
I mean, wow, that was a great performance. Thanks for
extending the series back to Minnesota.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Godly, you get excited for a relationship. You wake up
in the morning and she's ugly. Ooh that is Memphis.
That is a four a Nashville two. But what does
Memphis have to do with this? Did I say Memphis? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
You make Minnesota. So I mean I'm watching that game.
I'm like, well, I guess I can turn this off, Like,
oh oh boy, it was all I mean listen, Karl
Anthony Towns Like, I don't know if we have a
mount rushmore of overrated things, but that dude might be
the most overrated thing in the NBA.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
It's smart, though, to have a big man out shooting threes.
I mean, statistically, I'd love to know the moneyball report
on that on how much better it is to have
him under the rim for the potential to get a
rebound and have somebody else shoot the three then him
shoot the three.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I mean, it would be awesome if you didn't bet
Naz Reid the sixth Man of the Year at home
where he's supposed to. You know, when you're a role
player at home, you're supposed to play well, you're supposed
to play better.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
True, Holly, Dad.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I mean, I'm not gonna say that I bet Naz
Reid over one and a half threes. But if you
did and you watched that game, you were probably throwing
things at the TV. That dude, I mean, he might
have air bawled four threes.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
That wasn't on the Bengo car.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I mean, he might have air bawled every damn three
he was taken.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
I was like, what are you doing, hey? But he
gave you a chance.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
No, he didn't give me a chance because he didn't
even hit the damn rim. He didn't even hit the
damn rim. It was like, this is pathetic.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
I'm not saying I called it, but Billy had one
thousand dollars to spread around. The line was four and
a half. I said, Billy, push it to six. You
don't even have to watch the damn game. He won
by thirty at one.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Point it was so bad. Let me go to nas
Reed six Man of the Year. I mean, I watched
him drain threes all playoffs. So I looked at I
saw one and a half. I was like, dude, that's easy,
that is easy. Nas Reid, Oh four from three, I
think he airballed all four of them.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, he made one though. This morning at the park
with his kid watching him.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I did watch a video on Twitter of Freddie Freeman's kid.
He was drimed dog, No, Freddy free that's fred McGriff,
Freddy Freeman, first baseman Dodgers, and he was throwing them
pitches and they were in the outfield.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
But dude, it's jacket them.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Wonder if that translates. We'll find out in about ten
years probably. I mean, look at Vlad Garrero j Junior.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Look at Jackson Holiday his dad. He was jacking the
mccoor's field. He was pitching to his son. Now his
Son's in the major.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Look at Bobashev, look at Cavin Bigio. I mean, the
who else is that?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
I'm not that was that my example. My example was
kids that we see video of crushing them, does that
translate to them being awesome later? Because we all saw
the video of Jackson Holiday. He had the perfect swing
as a baby. He's in the major leagues. Your guy
Freeman apparently, Yeah, Freddy Freeman, the kid's swing looked awesome.
So if your kid has an amazing swing right now
in your backyard, does that equate to being great in

(03:42):
the majors? Probably not.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
It's probably a little bit of hereditary. I think these
guys have a little bit of advantage being around Major
League Baseball players all the time, being around the ballpark
hanging out. But yeah, and then Matt Chapman had his
dog out on the field yesterday.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
That's Oakland A's baseball. He plays for the San Francisco Giants.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
But he was in the middle of the Phillies warm
up and he was fetching balls. You had to pick
him up, like, oh and tell me your job. You
tell me he doesn't take a crap on the field.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Of course he does. People don't care about their jobs.
Everybody's just trying to live life to the fullest. Hey,
but Luca is the best player on the planet.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Even our Tuggers. Dude, they're trying to live a life.
They don't farm on Friday. It's farm free Friday.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Dude. They got crops to tell. Bruh oh Man, we
gotta do it, man, Yeah, let's go. Arnold's over there,
get over here.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Okay, man, Arnold, you're right for the weekend freak the
week something.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Okay. I like that song. Limit that voice, dude. People
say that gets a little annoying. So I'll only do
one sentence here or there. Arnold, youre gonna help me
with the intro. All right, We're gonna do it live.
Oh the one two three, so loser, its more time
we oh the one two three? S what shorted out?

(05:03):
I heard it? I heard it? What up? Everybody?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
I have lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Jesus. That was weird, bro, Damn board has a shorten it.
What up, y'all? It is Sissan Ray Mundo. Arnold died
just a second ago. He's not gonna get to do
his intro. I'm from the North alpha male. I married
a Broadway girl, took her to the north side of Nashville.
White picket fence in the country. All these farmers and
ranchers they bought up about one hundred acres each. And
there's nothing but tilling cornrows and uh, maybe some blueberry plots.

(05:39):
There ain't nothing up there but me, baser and a
couple of birds. Oh yeah, in our cat over to you, man,
I got a question for you.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
It's called this or that.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
You pick it? We do it? This that? Give me
a wag man bang it?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
What do you want to start with? Do you want
to start with constructive criticism or do you want to
start with a huge opportunity for sore losers podcast constructive criticism.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Huge opportunity, I'm guessing is nothing ry. You're right, we
never get those.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
No, we have a huge invite to do something. So
I wanted to know do you want to talk about
that or do you want to do the constructive criticism first.
We're going to get to both of them. It's just
which one do you want to lead with?

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Constructive criticism? For for a Alex. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
We always love it when sore Losers Nation instruct Us
gives us feedback, tells us hey, what they like, what
they don't like. People say they don't like how you
slept last night. But let me tell you. I have
had five nights in a row without a kid call out.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Oh them call your name.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
They've slept through the night five nights in a row,
been wearing their out.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
What do you call those shout outs?

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah, where they shout out dead dead. I'm like, man,
I don't want to shout out. It's one am. I
don't need that shout out.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Used to get fame shout outs, and now you get
kids shout out when I.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Get the two am shout out Dad, Dad, My blankets off.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Man.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
But I haven't had those five nights, but it's been amazing.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
It's so I'm supposed to be about.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah, but listen. We always appreciate you giving feedback. We
are the sore Losers at gmail dot com as the
email address, and here we go. This is from Sean Martinez.
He put it on Facebook. Thank you for serving so
no cap been listening to Bad Friends podcast POD's cast

(07:34):
misspelled Bobby Lee, Andrew Santino. My god, if you want laughs,
I swear this is the podcast listen to. We are
betas you won't be able to stop. That goes for
Ray and Lunch. They can learn from them. Fuck that
bleep it, coach bullshit, Get off Bobby Dick and venture

(07:56):
out and be the characters. Y'all are wasting our time
with not cussing and talking about actual funny shit. Munch
Sison guess he can't be tagged, but you know you'll
read this. You know what you can do.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
That was constructive. That was criticism.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
So he doesn't like that we bleep the cuss words.
That's some dumb shit.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Bleep it.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
And if we want to learn how to be funny
and talk about funny stuff, we need to listen to
Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Uhhh have I heard that podcast? No? Please, guys, don't
go and listen to that podcast. Support us your local businesses.
Here's what's funny.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
I saw someone comment on this and they said, man,
they should really put a brutalizer on Facebook before you're
allowed to putt that's funny.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Like, I mean, listen, man, if you don't find him funny.
That's cool. Hey, then don't listen what I'm telling you
right now. I haven't listened to Santorini and fog Nanny
and Gornicopia. But what I'm telling you right now is
anybody that has a funny podcast, he tries to be funny,
guarantee you they ain't funny all the time. And they're swearing.

(09:15):
Efford gets overused very quickly, okay, saying if you have
to rely on curse words, you're not that funny.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
But you gotta say it cool like all right, man,
we appreciate then criticism.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Oh that was good, dude. I like that. Here's my thing.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Some stories are better if you have curse words, if
it's warranted. If a curse word happened in the story,
totally fine. But just a cuss to cuss, no need,
don't get it.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
We could and put it would annoy so much of
our demo. It would. The only people would like is
maybe a couple of tractor people that love a good
f love a good da goods. All those tuggers are
into it, but you gotta think, man, it's a Oh
the truck drivers they like it too. But I'm just

(10:05):
telling you it's a fine line. It's a balancing game.
It's one of those teeter totters at the playground for
your parents at home. You got to note how many
swear words you sprinkle that in, just like ingredients, and
then you take a step back. Do you try to
be funny? Hey, this is funny, suck my big what tractor?

(10:26):
Damn mouse? Dude, it's actually making it's not that funny.
What you guys don't realize is on the Big Show,
I got the board in front of me, I can
click everything perfectly. This one, I got a cock over
here to the left, and it ruins the timing.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
It is hard, like the screen being off to the
side really does throw it off. Like it's very weird
and awkward because you have to look sideways. The mouse
is to the right. It's hard to navigate. But listen,
not every podcast is gonna be funny. We have funny
stories and we do our best.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
But here's why I think this one's funnier. Lunch is
on the Bobby Bone Show, Big Shit Go, so that
deems him funnier than thou are those guys on a
national morning show. No, So lunch has been prejudged as
funnier than them. So we already have that. Then you

(11:13):
have me. I'm a Anthony Edwards. I'm an ant I'm
an undiscovered talent, still trying to make my way.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
You're breaking your way through. You're having a good playoff
run right now. But it just ended. Were the first
podcast to use an invisible person Arnold over to you, Jesus,
So nobody else does that. So dude, we have these
dynamics that that you're not getting from Goliano and Pizzerini
in the morning.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, another show.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Is I appreciate the feedback. We will try to improve.
We will try to be more like them. I don't
know what would they do here, would they have a
good transition, would they throw an F bomb?

Speaker 2 (11:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
I haven't listened to him. So I'll listen to him
this weekend and on Monday we will come back in
and we will be just like Andrew and Bill.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
There's one of these comedians. I don't want to say
his name because it's calling him out, but so he's funny.
He does his Instagram skits. He's an Italian guy and
you've probably seen him. Some of them gone viral and
say yeah, man, yeah, Yeah, you got on this chair.
What's it? What's one of this guy in narrative gold Chain? Yeah,
you know, so that's he says funny stuff. But when
he does his podcast he talks like this. Yeah. So

(12:18):
I mean it's like, what do you go down to
it Italy? What am I gonna move to Italy? For? Man?
And it's not funny at all. But people expect him
to be funny because his comedy's funny. But he just
still does the podcast like that, that's it. That's all
he does. Yeah, and so sometimes he'll say so funny,
but he says, that's my podcast voice. He goes, I

(12:39):
can't do a comedy skit on podcast. My podcast is
me just talking. And so, dude, I'm telling you, humor's tough.
So was it Caleb Martinez? Uh?

Speaker 1 (12:49):
No that I think it was his brother this time?
So I think it was Sean Martinez.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Humor is the toughest thing in the world. Why do
you think Dave Chappelle went to Africa because he was
burned out? Man? People didn't appreciate his humor for what
he was doing it as bro I've considered Guatemala, you
know what I'm saying, because people aren't appreciating my humor.
I just don't think if you're not appreciating it, go
to four things. I fourth thing, it's like the funny

(13:17):
the joke there is. It's a serious podcay where they
talking about vintal illness, which isn't funny and it needs
to be dealt with and it needs to be brought
to the public. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
I was worried about bringing this to the show because
I know how sometimes you get your feelings hurt. But
this was actually good, so we know what we need
to improve instead of just saying we suck. At least
he told us how to improve. Usually, if they just say,
oh ray, you're not funny, that may hurt your feelings.
But this guy told you how you can improve that.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
And I mean, I honestly have an idea for that. Okay.
The what he brought up is a version of the
show that I thought of months ago. So not only
do you think you had a hot take, it's a
cold take because I had the hot take two months ago.
We would do a NonStop vulgar version where it would
be like this lunch man you mother, but no bleeping,
and you'd be like dude, like what the are you? Like, seriously,

(14:08):
what did you do on this weekend? So it'd be vulgar,
it would be an amped up locker room. Would we
be saying, you know, grab her by the no no, no, no,
no bad reference. We're not saying that. But it's called
a parthenon pantheon Patreon, a Patreon. I don't know people
would pay for that content five dollars subscription. But on

(14:32):
that content, we're warning you. We're saying F words, we're
saying s words, we're saying, hey, man, so listen to this.
I was my raw dog in last night. Like I said,
I it'd be just like it'll just be just like
Ceciliano and Gorniano in the morning. That's that's the idea
I had two months ago.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
That's an interesting idea. But here, like I said, if
we're just cussing to cuss, is that really that funny
and interesting? Because even in the locker room, they're not
just cussing every word.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
They are, oh, they probably are.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Like when they were holding the championship trophy last night
and PJ. Washington was dancing, they're probably going, yeah, yeah,
what the F, what the F?

Speaker 2 (15:10):
It's dangerous having cameras and mics around athletes because they
swear a ton they do hockey guys. When we were
on the Bruins, they didn't.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Well that was you know, very minor, that one out
of the game, that was just have to escape through
like that one in the emotion of the game.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
They didn't win a big game.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
They just were just kind of slapping the puck, whacking it,
shacking a swacking that.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah. So I don't know, I think we summed it up.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
So yeah, I mean, thanks for the feedback, Sean Martinez. Uh,
we'll take a break. We're gonna come back, and we
have a huge opportunity in front of us, huge opportunity.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
If it's the w NBA. I'm out. I'm kidding. I'm
into that dude, Kaitlyn Clark into that Chicks face. Oh yeah,
I saw Cliff I'm in Bones wearing a Kitlyn Clark
jersey on the show the other day. Question, I'm all in.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Did the w NBA tell her, Hey, you need to
be a little educate. I've never because I never saw
getting anybody's face in college. But I mean, I don't know,
I never watched I watched like two games of hers
in College WNBA, I have not sought it out.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
You think mister or missus WNBA called her and said, hey,
put a shoulder into this girl after she looks at you.
Probably not. You're at your damn mind. Do you think
she's a like? Do you plant?

Speaker 1 (16:24):
You think she's an alien? I didn't say a plant.
Do you think that the other girls, other women in
the WNBA are gonna go out to her a little
harder because all the attention she.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Gets no crap and she gets paid more money. Money
creates an imbalance. Where there's an imbalance, there's fighting and
there's feuding. That's how wars are starting.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Or should they all be like, oh my gosh and
go up and say thank you before every game because
now they have chartered flights because of Kaitlyn Clark.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah, that's an answer that I ain't getting answered. Dude.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Uh how far where do they play? Do they play
in Indianapolis?

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Oh? No, no, we can't this because we've done it with
the Braves, and we've done it with the Grill right here, man,
we've done it now with Indiana. We can't name a
third team that we're never gonna go see for ten years.
Right The only team we've seen is the Braves. Thank you,
You're welcome. We're finally doing that. Bro. How many times
have we said we show it with Memphis game?

Speaker 1 (17:17):
No, no, no, After I went to Memphis, we've took
that off the table. We took that off the table.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Did you see Parsons?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Oh my god, hilarious, dude.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Chandler Parks. We gotta go to break.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Oh yeah, we gotta go to break. All right, We'll
be right back.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Ray. I got a great email. Wait say the Chandler Parsons.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Oh what did he say? He just called the city trash.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
He was sitting there talking to Tosh Point. Oh yeah,
And he goes, I mean I lived in Memphis. I
was getting the most money, and I was the most
oppressed I've ever been being there. He goes, the whole
city smelled like barbecue, because that's what they're known for.
And he goes, oh, man, I uh. Tosh Point Oh said, oh,
would you go to Tunica? You could drive down there
and gamble. He said, Tunica. I skipped Tunica, just went
to Nashville for the weekend. He goes, I was getting

(18:01):
out of Memphis.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
I mean hilarious, hated it. He got paid so much money.
He's like, no, you don't go to Memphis. He goes,
I skip, I just go straight to Nashville. There was
nothing to do in Memphis. He was going to Nashville,
so he was on bad. It sounds like he was
a Broadway dude.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
I can't hit that clip. But also Memphis Beal Street
known for burial Street. People have been there, said it's
two blocks, dude. I went to Beale Street. It's dying.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
I'm telling you, just like the whole city of Memphis.
But anyway, you want to hear our email?

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah, Hey, wanted to follow up about you and Ray
playing golf with emerging Live Golf star and former University
of Tennessee standout Caleb Surat as part of an exclusive meeting.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
At the Grove on Monday, June third. You said, yes, right,
this is your chance and raise chance get firsthand look
at the preparations for the inaugural Live Golf Nashville while
enjoying a round of golf at the event's host site.
Are you talking about Caleb Consraja.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Caleb Sarat Legion.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeah, so Joe for Raja, Sean Riley, tournament director Todd Huzinga,
and general manager of the grove. That's who we'd be
playing with the interview, we'd interview play with Caleb and
we'd get insights on the course.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
It's a shitty interview. We got to go play golf eighteen.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Holes with him Monday, June third, Ray, Are that's this Monday?

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Are you willing to drive to the grove to play golf?

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Drive? Yes? Willing? Yes? What in time? Nine thirty am? Yep?
Thereon Lijah problem. Hey, it's the it's the AT and
T guy. They can't come for a whole window on
a Saturday, screws up your day. This is the smallest window.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah, it's not a can you show up between noon
and four? This is a specific can you be here
at nine to thirty am on Monday?

Speaker 2 (19:58):
What times the big show? Go tell they have?

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah. So I was so excited when I got this,
and as I'm reading the email and I'm like, wow,
we're gonna get to play with a live golf member.
This is badass. Kept going okay, cool, cool, and then
the win and the wind went out of my sales.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
We play the podcast for him while we're playing golf. Dude,
I would take holes off you can't afford a chili dip.
Oh you know, yeah, I shoulders acting up a little bit.
I'll skip it. If it's a tough part three, skip
this one.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
See on the it's a two hundred and fifty yard
part three. Yeah, yeah, that's.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
A little bit.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah, I got to take this phone call.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Hold on, man, can you imagine that you would be
dude with the freaking leg wedge? I've the whole time
you and be are just kicking it as far as
we can.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Playing with a professional golfer. It's like a two hundred
fifty yard part three and he's pulling out a pitching
wedge and we're pulling out driver. Dude, Like uh yeah
about this.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Dude, it would be you and me in the car
like lunch, like pick up your ball, pick up your ball, hurry, hurry,
And I just fucking launched as on far as I can't.
You forgot to believe that, Yeah, dude, dude, Yeah, we're
up there with you. Yep. I'm on the other side
just like you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Hey, Calebs, you see my ball up there? You see
my Are you sure that? Can you check that ball?

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Make sure? Is that? Are you sure that's yours?

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Lunches was the soccer ball. It's got like the soccer Look,
mine was the pink one.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
You see you see the pink work Calp Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
I mean, are you sure you're right there in the
middle of the fairway. I could have sworn I hit off.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
That Lunch is plugged. He's plugged in the side of
the hill. Lunch. He said it didn't go on the
green like you said it did. He said, it's like
kind of in a rock face. That's crazy. Lunch said
he saw it. Land. Yeah, are you sure? Hey, Klem, Calem,
can you check the hole? Man? I think my ball
may have gone in the hole.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
I'm fifteen feet out. Yeah you're Lunch. You're good man.
You're fifteen feet.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Out, Calem.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Caleb, what you're good man? We always play fifteens in dude,
those are gimme's. Hey, Caleb, you need me to give
you a read on that putt man. I mean I
can help you out, dude, like I know how to
read a green. If you want me to, I can eat. No,
you want me to just get out of the way,
all right, cool man.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
He's not looking. I got the radar gun out because
you're not supposed to use him. I'm like, watch launch
two fifty. Hey, Caleb, dude, I was just kind of
doing some grass in the air. I think it's around
two fifty.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
You pull it, and according to my book, it's uh
probably about it's two forty eight to the front, two
fifty two to the flag, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Like, but they're so nervous. I go up to the drive,
I go to t drive and I got the damn
putter in my head. Dude, it's like that. So yeah,
that's our opportunity. Man, Caleb, what's up, dude? You pick
in place? No, okay, just when it's really muddy out?
Got it? Yeah, I got it? Got it? Got it?
What do you do? Man? When it's worth? What's man
made out of? Bounce here?

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Drop one, take one one, the one in the hand,
two in the sink, three in the bush. Okay, uh
you play it from the bush, Caleb?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Uh? Oh we make a putt, we toss our Oh
sorry Caleb being off the caddy. My man, I been
clean that all for you. My fault, My.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Fault, dude. I mean it would be so embarrassing because
his ball would be always so much farther than ours.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
He would out drive us by one hundred yards easily.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Swear to God if we if we were able to
do it, I would do a scramble. So we each
did the shot. Pick Quiver's ball was better. Just put
the other one in your pocket and catb We do
always do scramble. I'm just gonna hit with him, just
with him. Yeah, mine was over there, yep, I'm gonna yeah,
I'm just hitting with Lunch. Yeah. Yeah. Mine was on
the other side of the cal pasture like mine was in.
Mine was in the grove, Mississippi. Yeah, just hitting with Lunch. Hey,

(23:33):
I go drop with him, Kevin, I'm gonna drop with you.
I was just outside of yours. I'm gonna drop with hey. Gay,
we'll see up there in three strokes, man, we'll see where. Hey,
you got time to go to the snack bar. Man,
We're gonna we're gonna just chip up. You know, we're
gonna we'll get up there to your drive.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
And are we allowed to use golf carts because it's
gonna take us a while because we go right, left, right,
left creek. I know you're used to hitting it just straight,
so it's easier to walk, of course, not us.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Dude, my bag isn't even one of those that rolls
mine is it's not even meant to carry.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
You don't have the strap, you don't have the backstrip
do but it doesn't fit good. I need to get
a new bag. My bag is at least twelve years
old and it has some white on it. It's definitely
now brown.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
We need to get you some upgrades.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Well, I did have a new bag in the shed,
but I gave it to my father in law.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Man.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
I had a Jack Daniels bag that they gave me,
and my father in law saw it and he's like, oh, dude,
I've been needing a new golf bag. And I'm like,
this is him dropping a hint that hey, can I
have this golf bag?

Speaker 2 (24:32):
I want to introduce you to Jack Daniels. And so
I said, okay, you can have the golf bag. You know,
early Father's days. You forget the date.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
No, No, this was like two years ago. I just
had a bag in my shed for like two years.
It sat there forever, and I was like, you know what,
I'm never going to use it. And now I'm at
that point where I need a new golf bag. I'm
about to ask it. Hey, you still have that golf
bag and I get that back?

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Hey back to Caleb. Are so are we turning them down?
Is my question?

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Yeah, we're going to turn him down.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
What did Scuba Sage ask him?

Speaker 1 (25:00):
No, No, I went to school. It was literally straight to.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Us, right, But did you ask our boss sideboss? Oh?

Speaker 1 (25:05):
I did ask school and he was like, yeah, I
don't think you're gonna be able to make that.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
But does he get sent to bones or do we
just shut it down without asking?

Speaker 1 (25:12):
We shut it down without asking because it's during the show.
It's during the show, dude, And and the course is
one hour from here thirty.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Ability to go to nothing? I mean, And here's the thing.
It's at nine thirty am, and it logistically just talked
about it's at nine thirty, so.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
We'd had to leave here at seven forty five. You
can't just you can't just show up to the first
tee and not warm up. And it's an hour from here,
so we got to leave with plenty of time, get
there practice our chili dips.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Did whoa did you ask him about parking? If I'm driving,
I want to pass dude. I don't need another security
guard hit me with a flashlight and wept tried to
get into the courts. Oh hell, down again, this is
Louisville all over. I'm not Shove. My name's not Shimmer.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Let me goamny pink raincoat just beating the shit out of.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
You, right, man, if they got a yellow raincoat, you
listen to what they say.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Hey, are those eighty dollars pants? Are those eighty dollars pants?
If you don't know the man, if you don't get it,
you don't get it.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
She said. Man, if you see a guy in a
yellow raincoat, you can stop what you're doing. Who are
you piecing to pits his pieces and leaves?

Speaker 1 (26:31):
I mean, damn dude, Yeah, he said, Please RSVV directly
to me asap to confirm your attendants.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
We send to Arnold.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
We look forward to seeing you guys there and happy
to sis with any further information you need. Do they
provide balls and not.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Being an alcoholic? Do they care if you rock a
couple of drinks?

Speaker 4 (26:50):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Hears it? Frown upon? Do you think, Okay, I'm just
gonna go swing without any loop? Right, I'm not even
kidding you know how unoiled this swing looks? Jerky? I
wouldn't hit it two feet off the ground.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Do you think Caleb drinks why he practiced rounds or
is he dialed in like it's the tournament.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
I don't with the new live culture brooks Keepko was
in the Bahamas, Oh Jenna Sims and she was swinging
in a She was swinging in a bikini. Did you
see that? Yeah, they had a photographer because in one
of the pictures, he's leaning on his club, she's swinging
the swing in a full on bikini and it was
the perfect lighting. I mean, the baby didn't take that picture.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
So my thinking is it's either going to become it's
coming for an upcoming interview they're doing. They're gonna be
featured in some magazine and so these are the pictures
to get you talking about it. Then the article is
gonna come out about their life, how they're doing this,
blah blah blah. Maybe it's a Sports Illustrated there.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
I don't know. I mean, what's the article on hooking up?
Because the picture oozed with sex. She dude, all she
does is ooh sex. Well, Sports Illustrated is doing an
online swimsuit now, so maybe she's part of it. Maybe
that's it because alex Earl just launched it today. Oh really, Yeah,
she's like to do Kim Kardashian.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
And let's let's pump the brakes. Kim Kardashian is a
little bit bigger than alex Earl.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Alex Earl's taking podcast listeners away from us.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Really, dude, she you know who else has is Sean
and Diffy the ones that we were.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
She sits in her bed and tells stories from the
U and gets hundreds of thousands of listens.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Do you think we could do stories from our bed?
Would that get more? Would that what we need to
do to take us to the next level?

Speaker 2 (28:36):
We did?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Hey, Sean Martinez, maybe you could email us and tell
us of that?

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yeah, tell us the secret sauce for alex Earl. Bro
that because she's not funny, but she has hundreds of thousands.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Oh she probably she probably cusses more.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
No, she just talks, bro, That's all she does.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Do you think the people that listen to alex Earl
are more guys or girls?

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Girls? So it's not perfect guys and me. So I
actually stopped listening. She was she was good. I mean,
she's fine. I just don't have the time I got
my rolodex that listens. She just can't be one of them.
All right, we'll take a break. Come back and Claying
Buck heard the Big Show?

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Oh you listened to claiyen Buck post show four Things
with Amy Brown.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
I'm trying to learn about our roommates. Oh yeah, they
come in here. Hey man, Donald Trapp thirty four counts
against him?

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Lossnu baby, right, don't talk, Paul.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Here's no No, here's something crazy I learned. I mean,
Trump's not going to jail or anything like that, and
I figure he's gonna appeal. I don't think this will
ever whatever. It doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
I don't think Clay and Buck.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
No, but did you know if he goes to prison,
that Secret Surface has to be in prison with him?

Speaker 2 (29:48):
It makes sense. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
So if you're Secret Service, right, I mean, like, how
the hell? Like, hey man, you're in the Secret Service.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
So where where are you at? Where I'm in the prison.
What So if president goes to jail for years, secret
Service goes to jail.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yes, yeah, he has to have secret secret Service with
him at all times?

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Man?

Speaker 1 (30:12):
So do they share a cell? Would they be in
the cell next to them? Would they I mean, do
they leave in the middle of the night or are
they just in there?

Speaker 2 (30:19):
That's what I'm saying. That's why we need to do
a joint podcast with claim Buck. We could ask them
those questions. They could hit us with our questions.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
And that's according to X. So I don't know if
X was not telling me the truth. I read that.
I was like that, I don't care about. I don't
even know what Trump did. I don't know what he
was convicted of.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
But touching Stormy Daniels, Hey, claim Buck, how'd you sleep
last night?

Speaker 1 (30:46):
I'm just saying that is the most fascinating thing of
the whole this whole situation is.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
That secret Service. We have to go to prison with them.
All right, We're gonna do Vegas story. So I'm talking
about the Vegas election. No, Clay, we just talked about
drinking stories, get shitfaced. Not politics, man, we don't do now.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
We don't know red and blue and neutral states and libertarian.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
And all that. Donkey Walker elephants. You know, Yeah, we
don't do that.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Oh you want to talk about well, I'm gonna tell
you about the numbers in the Southeast Georgia right now.
You know, I mean the caucus says this, Okay, we
don't care.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Clay, tell you what caucus Clay.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Sean Martinez is not gonna find that funny. I gotta
be honest with you. He is not going to find
that funny. They don't do that on Bill and Aaron.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Whoa, what are you showing us? Arnold? That's his caucus
over there. We'll take a break getting hot in here, dude.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Devastating news that wasn't in the menu yet. No, it
is the Bears to be featured on Hard Knocks. They
got to a Zuni k and you got you got
Caleb Williams, you got Keenan Allen, you got DJ Moore,
you got DeAndre Swift. Here's the problem. Where's the zoon
ke Well, he's on there too, Roma Zunie. Here's the problem.

(32:00):
Every team on Hard Knocks. After they're on Hard Knocks,
they don't.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Have a good year. Statistically.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
It's a bad thing to be on hard knocks. It's
like the Madden Jinks. Most teams after they're on hard
knocks have a rough season.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Cowboys. When I was in college, hard knocks sucked. Lions
were on hard knocks, Jets were on hard hard knocks.
Dolphins were on hard knocks.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Yeah, what happened to the Jets? What happened after they
were on hard knocks? The leg first game, Dude South
Beach randomly thinks the Jets are gonna be good.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
He was visiting over the weekend. If you buried the lead,
he just came swung by the house, just wanted to
see the house. He was coming through town. I said, sure,
where's he living now? Cincy? Okay, so going up sixty five,
he's gonna go to the Minton gamble. I said they
don't have sports betting, and he said the sign says gaming.
I said, gaming's different than sports betting.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah, gaming is the machines, the slot machines, but they
don't call him slots.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
They call him game machines. And we had our usual
futures talk. We both love the Texans to win the South,
and he goes Ravens, Dude, Ravens is gonna be so good. Dude.
I wasn't totally all in on that, but I kind
of like him saying it because he was spot on
with the Eagles, not last year, like two years ago
when they turned it around, were amazing. He called that
he was the one person that said the Eagles beking awesome.

(33:21):
So I kind of listened to him a little bit.
He said, Ravens. We both agreed on Houston Texans. And
then he goes, what was the third team? Uh, the num.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
The Eagles, the Races, and the Texans Texans.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
So he goes, uh, dude, the Ravens gonna be good. Man.
He thinks the Ravens gonna be good.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Well, the Ravens were good last year, so that's not
going out on the limb. But with the addition of
Derrick Henry, Yeah, I I just I okay? And so
what what were where was this going about South Beach nowhere?

Speaker 2 (33:52):
That was just his his future feelings.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Those are his NFL futures if you are looking for them.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
But I'm a cited to see the Bears on hard knocks,
like as a fan, to see the inside access and
to watch it. That'll be awesome. But the distraction that
comes with it, the added pressure, the invasiveness, what it
means for our season, I don't like it, but I

(34:19):
understand why they picked the Chicago Bears.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Caleb Williams favorite to be Rookie of the Year A
A offensive Yeah, I don't know the favorite. Marv second
Arizona seven times your money, Caleb Williams one point five
times your money. They threw in JJ Reddit or JJ
McCarthy wasn't even good at Michigan.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
But he was good at Michigan because they won a
national title, so he didn't totally suck. But they didn't
throw the ball a lot. They just ran the ball
and relied on their defense because guess what, they didn't
really need to throw the ball. They just ground and pound,
ram it up them, ram it up them, ram it up.
But bears hard knocked. Get ready?

Speaker 2 (34:58):
When's that start is at August? That's definitely a wait
because yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know when that is.
I think it's August. So I missed. I've missed a
couple of them.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yeah, I haven't been that into it, but I watched
it a little bit last season with the Jets. But
now I'll be freaking all in. Yeah, and you're gonna
learn about it. I mean you'll know the team inside
it out game one. Hell yeah, yeah, I mean I
know a lot of our offensive guys defense and I
mean whatever, we got a few guys, but our defense
is pretty good.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
See I don't.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Like.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
I guess he's such a favorite and he's gonna have
the ball so many times. I do kind of like
him to win Rookie of the Year, So I think
that bodes well for you, Rookie of the Year. We're
kind of rooting for the same thing. That doesn't bode
well for anybody.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Does Rookie of the year. Does he have to have
a good year or does he just have to have
throw up stats? Like if he throws twenty touchdowns in
fifteen interceptions, is that Rookie of the Year or does
he have to excel.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
The team needs to do it. I don't think it
can be a guy that's owned sixteen.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Okay, let's say let's say they go seven and ten.
Is that good enough to be Rookie of the Year.
Or do you have to be on a winning team?
Because like the MVP, you have to be on a
winning team. Because the Texans they won games.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
So C. J.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Stroud was amazing, so they he won Rookie of the Year.
But I and then there's also like offensive linemen, and
I mean, I.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Don't the defense is a separate category. But last year,
but John Robinson was the odds on favorite he didn't
even come close. Oh god, they did never use him.
They didn't.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
They were like, hey, we got this brand new car
or this new toy, and we're not even gonna give
him the ball. We're gonna let freaking what was that quarterback? God,
he was so bad. Rudder, Oh my god, that has
been ridder. He's so bad, so bad.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Here you go Stroud Garrett Wilson. That might have been
a bad Jets team.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
No, oh, that's true. They were bad, but Garrett Wilson
was awesome. Lake Travis High School.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Herbert Kyler Murray. That had to have been a bad
Cardinals team. Yeah, and he just threw up numbers, so
he'll be fine. I think he might win it. Marv,
get out of here. He already seems like a headache. Yeah.
And dude, your boys throwing a keen I totally forgot.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
I just thought of Zude No Ken Allen, DJ Moore,
Cole Comet DeAndre Swift out of the backfield.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
I mean, yeah, they're gonna.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
I have so much optimism with them this year, like
this summer, Like are in a bad division? No, because
we have the Lions and Packers.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Lions are the favorites when the NFC outside of the forty.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Nine Ers, Lions, Packers. And I don't know what the
Vikings are gonna be. I don't know if JJ McCarthy's
gonna be able to stepway, are they gonna play Sam Darnold.
Did JJ McCarthy go to the He went to the Vikings?

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Right, you got me? I think he did. I don't
even know who JJ McCarthy is. Okay, what the quarterback
for Michigan? Yeah, oh, maybe that's why he's a favorite.
And then, uh, well, we haven't seen him play yet.
And then who did Bowneck went to the Broncos Broncos.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
I don't understand. I don't he's gonna start. I have
no idea how good he's gonna be. But I believe
in Sean Payton. So if you want to take a flyer, yeah,
bow Nick's rookie of the year.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
He's He's definitely one of the top top eight Ish guys.
He's a ten to one or more than that, he
might be a twelve to one or something.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
But yeah, and I want to talk about stupid people?

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Would would you like to talk about stupid people?

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yeah? This is your stupid people. Story of the.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Day, I forgot about this, and my wife and I
were talking about it again yesterday when we went to
the Smoky Mountains. We hiked to a waterfall, right, and
it is amazing how stupid people are in nature, damn right.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Like I'm talking.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
These aren't professional hikers with hiking boots on. This is
people carrying they're one in two year olds. Some of
them went there on their back and a little carrier.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Two cell phones, one water bottle.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yeah, some with them in their hands, you know what
I mean. And you get to the waterfall and there's
this like there's a hill like with roots like sticking
out of it of trees, and it's very steep to
go up to the top of the waterfall, and they
have a sign do not climb. And I'm talking every
person almost is climbing up. I'm seeing people fall on

(39:12):
their butts all to just go get a picture at
the top of the waterfall carrying their little newborn baby, like, oh,
this is gonna be a cute picture. And I am
sitting here going, hey, dumbass, you realize you slip. You
are done, You're gone. See you all to get one
little picture and then they're coming back. They have to
come back down, and it's like they have fear and

(39:35):
panic in their eyes, like this is so funny, and
they slip and then you see them like oh oh,
and then they start lobster crawling down the hill. I'm like,
is it really worth it for that picture?

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Yeah, Well that's gonna go on Facebook. They're gonna put
it on the top the gram all that you have
to do it for the Gram?

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Yeah, did you guys do it? Hell no, i'd you
have done it without a kid in tow I because
I feel like I am a I'm not a klutz.
I am a I would say in shape individual.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
I'm talking.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Some of these people look like this is the first
time they've done exercise in about ten years.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
They just had a nagg ming muffin. Yeah, they're They're in.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Their crocs and they're trying to climb up this mountainside,
like over tree roots, over rocks, just to get the time.
And I'm just like, oh my god, oh my god,
what are you?

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Why are you doing this? What are you doing? Oh
my god?

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Like ooh it just people are so stupid. Yeah, then BUCkies.
Have you ever been to a BUCkies?

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Our friend in Austin he owed me at one point
nine hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Not Bucky Godbolt. I'm talking about BUCkies, the gas station.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Madhouse, but the barbecue pit in the middle chef's kiss.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Never been I've never been to a Bucky Ray.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
I'm gonna ask you about something that I haven't been
to before, and then that's I'm gonna say, yep.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
No, it's because every time on a road trip, it
doesn't fall in the this is where we're gonna stop.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
We need to stop. It falls on your Gallinburg. No, No,
it's right on the outside of Gatlinburg, right, that's in
the way.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
I'm not gonna make a stop just specifically if it's
as the crow flies.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Oh yeah, that No.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
My problem is I don't want to make an extra
stop just to check out BUCkies, like I if oh,
we need gas or the kid has to go to
the bathroom and there happens to be a Bucky's. Great,
But I'm not just getting off to go to BUCkies.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Their sandwiches are so good, I'll get one for the
car ride, two for the next day and day and
a half at work they're that damn good. Really barbecue cheddar,
throw some bacon. They got some kind of sauce man
and make you smack you mama. They are damn good brother.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Well, we're leaving Gatlinburg. Beaver nuggets, h dynamite nephews, like
those gas They got any gas pumps open?

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Oh, that's what they're known for. I think they have
one hundred pumps. That's amazing. Yeah. So you just pull
up yeact like you're getting gas. You fake them out,
and then you go inside. Basically did Christmas shopping in there.
They got it all.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Well, we're leaving Gatlinburg and I think we're in Severeville,
Severville whatever it's called. Yeah, and there's a BUCkies right
there before you get on the highway.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Ray I was in severeivially and then there was a BUCkies. Yeah,
mispronounced both of them.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
I have never seen a line for a gas station
that long, really, dude. It was all the way back
onto the road. We are like fifty cars deep. I'm like, oh,
that must be the road to get on the highway
like going to the south, and we were going north
or whatever, and I look, I'm like, no, that is

(42:50):
just to get into BUCkies. And it went up and
then you had to hit a huge like a hairpin,
turned to the right and go back up the hill.
It was at least two hundred cars waiting to get
into BUCkies.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
You know what, can't go to a BUCkies? No semis
really what they're known for. Yes, you'll have them parking
on the side of the road, and those fuckers will
run or block mother truckers. They'll they'll run for a
block or two to get to it because they can't.
They make it so they don't want to clog it up.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Well, it was, and I said, I cannot believe that
many people. Sorry to our brethren out there, Kobe White,
we apologize, man, yep, just pull down the road man,
then run. I couldn't believe that many people were willing
to wait that long just to get into a BUCkies.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Now it's a picture too, because they got the beaver
out front. You know, yeah, the beaver. You got your
chick oh beaver. You know it's a sexual inuendos. It's
a gas station, guys.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
It can't be worth an hour to sit in that
traffic to get into a BUCkies.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Can't.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
People are so stupid.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
I'm trying to think the barbecue you can do next day,
day and a half at work. I believe they also
have other stuff. Meats. You can get the cookie dough,
that's sweets. They got bags of stuff. They got jerky.
Some of the stuff you can only get there BUCkies.
It's bagged there. Uh weird jumbo size of stuff. I'm
not seeing.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
How many cashiers do they have working in that thing.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
A lot of them. They're pumping people through.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
So they probably have more cashiers than your local Walmart.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
No, No, they just they're moving people, man, They just
hustle there. You got ten managers on duty. There's about
five people with clipboards walking around refilling stuff. They're refilling
stuff just as fast as you suck it off. People
are getting their vanilla coffees doing that right here. Other
guy over here is getting a slushy. He's just fucking
putting his whole mouth in it. Dude, you want to

(44:45):
see people go animalistic. I saw a truck driver to
my left. He was sitting there huffing a slushie like
it was dude, I'm telling you, cocaine pink. And then
there was another guy to my right. He couldn't suck
off the syrup container fast enough for the manager to
get it refilled. And I said, I like Louian'll be here.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Tomorrow, boy, And all I wanted was my barbecue in
the middle.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
I think it's like sods barbecue. What do they call that?
There's ham. Oh, it's a wonderful mix, but that sauce.
I don't know where they get it. Man, it's good though.
We'll take a break.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
A couple more things. Ray, I don't know that audio
I sent you.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Was it bad? I got it, I could hear it.
There's also the thing that sucks is it was two
play by play guys on a hot mic. But there's
also oh, we can't even play it. There's music play.
I bet you no, no, no, you can just depending
on how loud it is. So I can show you.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
This is a high school soccer game and it's a
halftime and these two dudes think their mics are off,
but somehow Arnold left come on, and I don't know
how this recording got out, Like, I don't know if
it was an internet play by play. So people then
at home are listening and they recorded it, and this

(46:09):
is them talking about what it's why it's great to
do high school girls soccer.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Say the leap bonus stuff up top baby, right there,
gotta be the boys facing us. Yeah, says you can
tear the funk on.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
I guys just want to do a little part of it.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
I mean they start talking about this woman's curves and
about how great Oh I can see her. Oh I
can see that ass slap.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
I mean it is so funny. And then I thought
he was talking about bending at like Beckham, but he
was talking about.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Yeah, wasn't talking about minn like Megham.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
He's talking about the soccer style shot.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
And then they go, oh man. He goes, all right,
I think we're good. I think we can turn the
MIC's back on. Oh man, that was funny.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Go He goes, we know what we're doing, all right,
all right, I think we got a lot of our system.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
We can put the mic live again to let it rap.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
They said they're so confident too, and then they're great.
They're like, oh man, we're pros. You know that that's
not gonna get out. So he goes, man up top
like that was good. He goes, now we get back
on the micause we got that out of our system.
Uh no, everybody heard it, you freaking idiots.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
The old hot mic, hot mom talk, the soccer game. Great, then, dude,
I loved working soccer games though. Lindsay Atkins all of
at Nazarene University, she was awesome. Look her up. I
think one game she scored three goals.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Lindsay Atkins see Atkins? Okay, where is she from?

Speaker 2 (48:01):
I mean it was in the Chicago area. All of
that Nazarene.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Say that again, all of that? How do you spell that? O?

Speaker 2 (48:08):
L I vet all of that, Nazarene University. Okay, Lindsey Atkins.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Oh she is a social worker, dude.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
My buddy goes, hey, you got to start because we
were on student program where you you pretty much get
guaranteed to hire for when we first went to goe
oh she was all conference in seven. Yeah. So hey,
so you get hired, you're guaranteed to get a job.
It's called student work or something. Okay. I don't know
why it's even a program. Why don't they just have

(48:39):
people apply? It makes no sense. But then I think
you maybe get a grant or something. But my buddy goes, hey,
you got to start working soccer games. Dude. I go,
all right, man, I'll do it a week later. Hey, dude,
you got to start working these soccer games are awesome.
So then finally I get out there, it's all hot sun.
You're out there in the grass, you know, you're kind
of working on your tan A little bit sat down,
kicked back, realized why he told me, I gotta start

(49:03):
working with the star games.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
They The Tigers, who ended their three match losing streak,
were spurned on to victory by One Bay, second game
in a row, with three goals. I don't know this
other person's name is by Bill Swanson. This must be guys.
I don't know when this was, but.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Did you find Olive?

Speaker 1 (49:19):
The olivet Nazarene University women's soccer team enjoyed an outstanding
offensive and defensive performance Saturday, shutting down Notre Dame of
Ohio five nothing. Lindsey Atkins tallied two goals for the Tigers,
while Beth Bailey, Nikki Clark, and Lauren Goodson each booted one.
Up Keeper Brittany Drissel wasn't busy stopping just one shot.

(49:42):
They only had nine shots. It was a it was
pretty one sided.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
The coach said, wow, yeah, she she like came over.
She was so excited. After the game, gave the whole
staff hugs. That was my favorite game. I've thought it
was a revisionist history. I thought she scored three goals,
but I.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Mean that was just a I just typed in an
that was uh September twelfth, two thousand and three.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Yep, that's wild.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
But you remember that dude, speaking of soccer co ed
game the other night, man, those.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Games looked fun. I can see from this Google image.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
We were playing the first place team Ray. It was
a heated battle game, battle tested, back and forth, back
and forth. We're tied three three.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
What are we talking about? Soft bones co ed soccer? Okay,
you guys are playing so many inner murals. I can't
keep up.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
They got three kids, they got three hunder two this
inner mural that one family's in town, My family, your family. Hi. Hell,
and we're tied three three with about seven minutes to go.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
That's crunch time. Crunch time.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Someone rips the shot, boom, hits off the goalie, the
goalie because the goalie kind of came out oh fuck man,
and it's roll oh. And James is running towards the
ball right on the goal line. There's some girl on
his back and he kind of hits it as he's
falling down goal. I'm never gonna have cubs. We're up

(51:17):
four to three. Yeah, we're high five and high five
and in the raft.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
No goal, no goal? What do you var? Like? What
what do you mean? No goal?

Speaker 1 (51:31):
He goes, there's no sliding.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Bush League.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
I'm like, no, no, no, no, he didn't slide tackle anybody.
He is hitting the ball as he's and he's falling
down to the ground. He didn't slide. No sliding. You
cannot be off your feet when you hit the ball.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Hey, Ronaldo, swallow your whistle.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
I said, dude, do you think he's talented enough? Like
he is uncoordinated. He's falling as he goes down and
he hits it with his foot. The girl is hitting
his leg from behind. She kind of knocked him over.
Wasn't a slide, And he's like, no goal. I have
never been robbed in broad daylight like that. It was

(52:09):
like an armed robbery at the ATM. He took the
victory away from us.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
How to good reference, people have been robbed at ATMs before.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
I understand that, But that's what I'm saying. You don't
expect it to happen to you. On the co ed
soccer field on a Wednesday night when you're playing the
first place team to hand them their first loss of
the season.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
You guys got monitors where you can recheck the play.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
We did not have it, and we didn't have it.
We didn't do the finger like in a circle that
coaches review challenge.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
That challenge that was any of the parents or friends
or family rolling video.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
We had a total of zero fans in attendance for.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
The game, so there were no videos.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
There was no video. There was no Oh I got
that on the phone. Look at this rep where do
you see a slide robbed in broad daylight?

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Does he review it or he'll reconsider No, he didn't
recon or anything.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
He was like no, sorry, man, And I mean there
was no more goals scored the rest of the game.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Well, Sean Martinez tells me to tell you yourself.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Oh, he doesn't want to hear about my soccer team.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Is that too? Damn it? They don't do that on
Bill and Ted Yeah, Bill and Ted, Man, all they
do is go home and beat beat it off. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
I'm just I couldn't believe I was. I left that
game so disappointed. We pulled the huge upset only to
have it taken from our grass. It was a rough night, man,
but it ended a tie, right ended in tie. But
still you want that win. You want to go to
the standings and see that first place team with one loss,
and no, you're the team that gave it to him.

(53:43):
Just made me think, dude. In betting, I guess if
it's a push, you get your money back. But in
Vegas it's that roller coaster.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
So if you went up to the ticket window and
they just gave you the same money you gave them,
it's not pat bumbos rather lost it.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
It's sort of like I said, it rips at you
and then you go what double back and get some
more baby.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Honey to the ATM. You either want to win or
you want to lose, and you want to be on
the ground drunk reaching for an airport bottle.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
It's like a hand of black jack. It's like the
emotional roller coaster that you're saying. You put, like, you
up your bet and let's say you go to fifty
dollars on that hand and you're like, okay, this is
you're betting twenty five a hand or whatever.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
What's a minimum at the aureo?

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Oh now, it's the minimum in a lot of places.
Vegas is getting so expensive. And Brandon Hill, he was
not happy with our Vegas advice. Uh, and he put
he goes, since the coachers are retired from Vegas, let
me give that guy suggestions. And he wrote out a
whole article and I said, hold on, we're not retired.
We're hanging on.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Yeah, that was depressing. We'll be back.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Yeah, we're gonna make a special trip just to get
our name and our credentials back. Anyway, it's like a
hand of blackjack. You put fifty dollars out there, you
up your bet and you flip it over and you
get a twelve. You're like, oh my god, you got
a hit. And the dealer's showing nine.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Lunch is telling you.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Then I hit.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Okay, buddy, thanks, I'll decide, and.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
I'm like, all right, got to hit. And you get
a three. You're at fifteen. He still has nine. Got
to hit again.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
I'm hitting again. Then you get up. I don't need
you to tell me. I'll hit again. Then you get
an a. So now you're at sixteen. You're like, oh
my god, I'm staying. I'm staying. No, you can't stay
at sixty. No, sir, you're not telling me how to play.
I'm staying at sixteen. And then you hit again. No
I said I was staying at sixteen.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
And you get a three and you're like, oh yeah,
or you get a four twenty and you're like twenty,
hell yeah. Like now the emotions because you started with
the twelve, you're like, oh, this is a losing hand
because he has nine. The dealer has nineteen, and you're
like and then you battle and battle and get those
little cards and little cards and you're like, oh, yeah,
I got twenty. Then they flip it over and they

(55:49):
have a nine and a six, so they have fifteen.
You're like, oh my god, okay, bus plus plus I'm
bus bus. And then they flip over a five.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Oh it's a push. It's a push.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
But the emotional roller coaster you just went on of
oh I'm gonna lose too.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Up on the top, I'm gonna win. Oh push. It's
sort of like that in the soccer game're just giving
me my money back. Awesome, I'll just re bet. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Eye in the sky. It was just like our soccer game.
We were down three to two, then we think we're
up for to three, but then it's back to three
to three and we ended the tie and it was
just like, oh, after thinking we scored the winning goal.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
I know it sounds a little counterintuitive, but you want
to lose it or win it and then say, do
me another drink, honey, go the ATM or high five,
high five? We won, we won. You look to your buddy.
Should we double it down?

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Yeah? We push, man. That means we're gonna win the
next one. Let's should we double this bet?

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Yeah? Okay, cool? Hey, is your chick have any bananas
left in her purse? Give me a loaner and then
I'll hit you guys in the morning at brunch. Yeah yeah, yeah. Hey, man,
does your chick have another chip? Yep?

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Let me let me win that back. Yeah, and then
I'll get you guys. I'll get you back with that one.
And then yep, yep, just give me a loaner. My
chick went to the ATM. Hey, give me a couple
of those green chips. Man, give me a couple of those, man,
I'll get you back.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
I'll get you back.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Hey, can I bar on those chips? Double down?

Speaker 2 (57:18):
I bar those chips?

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (57:19):
We lost a man? Normal life, you'd never do that.
You would never just had lunch. Lunch, give me twenty
and then I'm gonna play. But in Vegas, it's totally
normal to just share. It's just hey, help me handout
dollars all day. Here you go, here, you go, Vegas.
Your buddy's chick will reach in her purse and throw
you to twenty five dollars chips, when in real life,
she would never give you fifty dollars. She'd be like, what, what, Yeah,

(57:41):
to pay for beer, give me fifty, and then when
we get to your house, I'll pay you fifty.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Right, that doesn't make any sense. Oh man, weird, all right,
But Vegas it's so.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Yeah, yep, I got twenty five from your chick, and
then this stranger I've never met gave me ten.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
I'm good, honey's going the atf What there's a five
dollars feet Oh so I lost five dollars your one
evercent though, I'll give it to strangers, strangers at the table.
It's a loaner one. Yeah, he loaned me. I'm loaning
him back. And then you go to the ATM and
then we'll all get pay each other. Bash stranger at
the day was like, man, I don't have any more
money to double down? Oh here, you want to bar
twenty five?

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Man? Oh really? Yeah? Cool? I mean why would I
do that?

Speaker 1 (58:16):
But it's Vegas, so it's like it's all in the
camaraderie of the the camaraderie, camaraderie of the table.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
You gotta Oh yeah, man, here's twenty five. Man, don't
worry about it. Yeah, just double down with that. We
gotta go back.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Oh you lost that? And he goes yeah, man, right,
well guys, see you guys later. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait,
you're leaving. You owe me twenty five though, okay cool man.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Honey, yeah, hit him, yep, we gotta get him back.
He owe him twenty yep, and yep, we're good, We're clean.
All right, Uh thanks guys, Yeah, all right, well guys,
have a good weekend. Man.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Yeah, day Mavericks, Mavericks the Western Corvers finals. If you
bet that you need to cash your tickets? Yeah, go ahead,
go ahead, not bad, not bad.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Oh yeah, I still got that one part lay ticket up. Yep.
Let me see if I can cash this, sweetie, give
me twenty minutes sports book, cash this and we want
the money back. All right, yep, good, Yeah, we're good.
All right.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Yeah, you know we still got some bets out there.
We still have a chance to break even on this trip, babe.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
Yeah, all right, cool cool? Yeah. Hey, if if we lose,
remember I got that hundred dollars your mom gave me,
so we can do that, you know, do the hunter
your mom mamby.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Oh yeah, that has to be good luck. I mean,
she said, she said, just bet this for me, but
we'll just tell her at loss and we'll use this
money for us, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Right there she said, use it. Yep, that hunter mom
gave me. Yep, I'll take that. Good. Yeah. Yeah, well
should we just do it once? Spinning roulette? You think
that's a good idea? Oh? Well, that luckier than all
the other money. All right, cool, we're cleaned out, all right? Yeah,
you want to see the fountains, Yeah, I mean, hey,
I see the lunch Hey, I see the fountains a while.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
You know, you know what I haven't seen. I haven't
seen the remodel that they're doing over there and playing
in Hollywood. Let's go over there, man, wait here broke.
All of a sudden, you're coming up with other ideas. Hey,
you want to go see what characters we can see
on the strip. You know, see who's dressed up? Is
Mini Mouse out there today? It's like, hey, honey, I mean,
should we go take a nap? I mean we just

(59:59):
woke up an hour ago? Oh, but I mean I
guess I could take of.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
This damn vander Pump restaurant every time we're broke, Hey,
you want to go get those goat cheese balls. You
see they got some good drinks over there. Man, it's
good cocktail menu. We've been there, like definitely five times.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
It's over there at the Paris.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Yeah, every every time we're broke to vander Pump, I leave.
I stole all the napkins. Dude, They're all like fine printed.
I wake up the next morning like, how drunk was
I got five vander Pump rolls of napkins?

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Hey, I mean, you know the money's a little such,
should we take the silverware?

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
I mean we paid it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
I mean we put a one hundred on the rolette table,
so it's like we bought the silverware, right, like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Hey, and think about it. I mean we had a
good time, right, yeah, a great time. It's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
It's so fun, the emotional roller coaster. We just had
absolutely fantastic. You go to Saint John paying the exact
amount base. I mean it's all you get, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Yeah? Good times? Man? Do you have fun? Yeah? Have fun?
You have fun? Yeah? Cool man? All right, don't you
got the uber? Yeah, I'll get I'll get you back
in Nashville. Oh your venmo me? Man?

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Or are we just call it even? Because I borrowed
that twenty five from your wife?

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Yeah? Oh, you got another twenty in there? You want
to do one more? Spind this?

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Hey, this twenty five is where we'll turn it around.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Okay, girls, yep, we lost that twenty Yeah, y'all got
to y'all got the uber? Y'all? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Hey, you know what now that we lost that twenty five,
maybe we just.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Walk Man's South Beach, Dude, South Beach. When he goes broke,
he'll walk his ass to the airport as punishment because
he lost all his money. Oh, that's terrible, that's terrible.
He will walk from Caesar's to the airport. He's done
it multiple times.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
That's that's pretty bad. All right, nobody have a good weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
He pushes himself.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
I mean, I remember one time I was at the
Cromwell and I was there. It was me, Garrett, Greg,
Jacob and Jared, and Jared's like, dude, look at all
those blacks in row.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Let's bet red on roulette. I was like, I let's
throw a hundred on it. Why.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
First we were playing black jack and he got up
to leave. He was like, dude, I'm gonna go play
some roulette. I was like, I'm gonna do one more hand,
you know what I mean? He was like, and I
was like, I should play two hands since you got
up and the cars were kind of good, I said,
but I'll just put it all on one hand.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
I'll go all in.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
I'll play third base. I'll go all in on this
one hand and I'll just do one bet. And the
dealer got twenty one. So if I would have done
it on two hands, he would have got twenty one.
He got as and you know ten. I'm like, oh, well,
that's cool. Let's go to roulette.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
He's like, look at all those blacks, let's do let's
do one hundred on red. I'm like, all right, cool,
one hundred on red black. He's like, dude, let's do
two hundred on red, all right, two hundred on red.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
Black.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
He was like, well, we've lost three hundred. He goes,
so let's go three hundred on red. It's been about
three minutes time right now. Yeah, and this is at
three point thirty in the morning. Alcohol has been consumed.
Min Mini Wolow, You've.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Not only singled out or doubled down, and you're now
tripling down. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Minye Wolow's sister was there with her girlfriends for some reason,
I don't know. They were having a girl's weekend and
they were there watching, and I was like, alright.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
Let's do three hundred. Let's do three hundred on it black.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
And I turned around and walked all the way back
to the MGM. Didn't even say good night, didn't say goodbye,
didn't say is he going, didn't say hey see guys
in a little bit like, I just turned around, walked
out and walked down the strip back.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
To the MGM. Did he lose all his money? I
punished myself.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
And you know it's weird. Goodbye, Hey, hey is lunch?
Just going to get something to eat?

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
He's in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Yeah, I think he had a pee real bad. The
way he was walking really fast like he was doing
the No. I was just walking, bast and get the
hell away from the tables.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Man. He'll be back in ten probably. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
We went out the exit at four third in the morning.
They're like, lunch, did he fallowing the toilet? And you
know it was weird last night, Dad and I forgot
to tell you this, Mark Cuban, they handled the Western
Conference Championship trophy. It wasn't Mark Cubans to the new guy,
whoever the hell that guy was, it wasn't Mark Cuban.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
I was like, this is so weird because Cuban's out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Yeah, because Cuban's sold, but he still sat right by
the I don't really understand, but it's very weird, very weird.
Oh oh oh bears hard knocks.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Let's go, I'm out, I gotta go. Yeah,