June 5, 2024 • 53 mins
Lunchbox is lucky to be with us today because he was almost a goner on Monday night at the Folds of Honor Softball Game! Ray and Lunchbox preview the NBA Finals matchup between the Celtics and the Mavericks. Ray raves about Costa Rica and thinks we should do Coaches Convention 4 there and Lunchbox landed an interview with a Tennessee Titans player.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, throw those headphones on. Let's do the damn thing. Hey,
all right, man, you sound happy to be here.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It's Happy home Day. I am very happy.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I'm not because his room's freezing cold? Do you want
me to turn their at my house? When I'm going
to bed, I want it cold. When I'm chilling, I
want it cold. On a Sunday, when I'm hungover, I
want it warmer. The studio want it warmer. I'm not
a cold guy at work.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Interesting when you're hungover. I thought you'd be want to
wrap yourself in blankets, so you'd want it a little
colder so you could wrap yourself in blankets. Or is
it you want it like a sauna so you can
sweat it out.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, I feel like the body gets a little bit
colder hungover. This isn't scientific, so it tends to be
here in the seventies. Seventy one seventy two is where
I'm most comfortable. Sometimes I'm so hungover, I'll go out
on the patio and just let the sun beat down
on me.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I go over to the neighbor's house. They have kids
the same age as mine, and they you watch them
keep them. They keep it at seventy seven.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I think Vaser said something her parents keep it mid seventies,
and I said, it ain't no, damn way no.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
And they have a rule summer hits, they don't cook.
They don't use the stove because it heats up the
house too much. Everything has to be cooked on the grill.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Free arranged parents.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I do like the grill rule because then that makes
you you're out as a family. It's a whole thing.
Food's tasting a little bit better.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I never had thought of that, and I was like,
that is so genius and so smart.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Baser did the pork missile on the girl best missile I've.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Had really, Yeah, it was weird. We had the celebrity
softball game for Folds of Honor the other night and
John Christ in the middle of the game ended up
with two pork missiles.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Were they that? Was it impregnated with cheese? Was it
a glizzier a pork miss No pork missile?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Two of them? He had mustard and ketchup on it,
And I said, where'd you get that? He goes I
had a guy in the stands by it for me.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Chris always doing content like smart.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Movie because yeah, I went over hit him up, said hey,
can you give me two pork missiles? And next half
inning he brought me two pork missiles.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Me and South Beach on the night turn when we
play golf together got two port missiles.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
He gave you his and you gave you him yours.
Those are damn good man.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It might have been a frank or that's where it's at.
Not a broad guy, but I do like the thicker
not to get to it in the baseball, but in
the weeds here in the ketchup and mustard punt pun
not intended, but the thicker dog is actually better than
the slender ones.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, I like a broad worst, like when it's a
brought worst. Those are my type, like just a regular
pork missile and not really too keen on that. I
like the broad worst, and it's even better wrapped in
a tortilla, having it on a hot dog bun. It's fine.
But man, just in a tortilla with a brought worst yummy.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Ed Justin's not gonna love hearing this. Angelina and him
don't talk anymore. But Angelina no shockingly is obsessed with
pork missiles. Once a week on her Instagram, she posts
had to stop and get a port missile.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
What happened there?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I don't know. Drinks, Maybe they're a different points in
their life. It just didn't work out, not on bad terms.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
We would text or we DMed and she would say, hey,
I'm coming to downtown. You and Baser want to come?
And I said, oh, yeah, yeah, I'll invite Justin and
she said, ooh, we're not talking.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh And I.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Said, oh, Loyalty can't come. Oh so wait hashtag loyalty
and she said trust respect Italiano, get you hashtag.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
He didn't tell you had a little bit.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
He said that maybe they gotten a little tiff, if
you will, But I never asked for specifics. It's just
I believe she's ready to settle down, not to air
their stuff out on national podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
And it's really just local.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
And he went to Boston. He's bounced around into places,
is he I've never actually, since I've known him, has
he been in a relationship? Maybe not? And did they
say the cab light's not on sex and the city
reference for the women out there?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Okay, all right, well let's get it started.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Man, Ray, what is cab light on?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Now? We're not We're not doing that on the Big Show.
We're not doing that.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
If you're an attack you watch sex in the city,
Oh you dub ass. Apparently, if the cab light is on,
I'm just impressed. I actually know this. I've learned it
from bones. If the cab light's on, that means you're
good to get a taxi, because that means he's available.
He's open, he's open to love. And guys if their
cab light isn't on, they're not open to love.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Okay, well, i'll tell you what, baby Box, his cab
light is on. Man, he tells me that I'm gonna
marry you and mom when I get older.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Well, he is in the South. What does that mean, rednecks?
Oh ray, you're talking about an incest reference you can
marry a fourth cousin.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I got a question, did you ever call those public
access shows when you were when you were a kid
like you, you never called them? At tonight?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I never had cable, really, that's what held me back.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I don't know if public access to shows were everywhere
or and they weren't on cable, but they would have
these people just on TV talking about stuff, and so
when we'd be having slumber parties because you said incest,
so it made me think of it. So we called
it because they were talking about incest on the show.
And we start talking and we're like, yeah, man, I'm
(05:23):
in this and I don't want to be and talking
and we're live on the TV okay, and they start
freaking out, like what what's your number? Man, we'll we'll, we'll,
we'll start well, we'll get someone over there. Well what
where are you? Like, is it okay? Are you okay
right now?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Your voice was live on the TV. Yes, that's amazing. No,
we didn't have cable.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
It was I don't even understand how these where these
shows went if they're still around. But it was like
two people. It was a man and a woman sitting
on a stage and they had a little plant in
the middle, and they were just talking about incest. Call
us with your stories.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
And so you guys were faking like you're in there.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, we were called and we're we're down on the
ground lap like oh yeah, it's just I mean it's
so hard, and they were like, we can get you
some help, and they start trying and then we hang.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Up because sometimes we stay up late and we're downtown
at bj and David's place Broadway, not Broadway, off Broadway,
at their condo. It's two am. They started doing those
sex ads. So you'll call it and you'll fake like
you're ordering a dildo, and I'm like, yeah, man, I'm
really looking for somebody to drop twelve inches in my ass,
and so the guy will be like, oh, yeah, this
is the thing for you. Man. The seven twenty three
(06:25):
to sixty Revolver, Well, that's what we think is funny.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
It is funny, but it's not on TV broadcast. Dude,
I'm telling you, I don't know. There had to be
maybe three people watching, because how can you get in
on the phone line and then work twelve and our
voice is pride sud like this, and they're on the
like oh my gosh, and we're just dying and our
voice is on the TV. You say the sound like me, no,
get back off the mic, or you just call me
(06:52):
like ef you and then you hang up and it
makes it on.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, good thing. People don't do that to the big show.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
We got into lay now. Yep.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Thanks Janet Jackson.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, that public access. I don't know if aybody else
had those when they were kids, but yeah, I don't know.
It was so fun.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Go ahead, We're gonna do it live Arnold, get up
here and do this with me.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I think we were able to do it. Now we
got you a microphone. We oh the one, two, three?
Sore losers? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know
the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts,
my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
It is siss and I'm from the north. I'm an
alpha male. I live on the north side of Nashville.
Almost said the opposite side because I was daydreaming, and
I have somebody in the other room asking for my
help because I'm an audio engineer. Me and Bezer, she's
a Broadway girl, now a wife. We live in the suburbs,
outside of town. Rural if you will, not. Really it's
outside of the outside suburbs, countryland, farmland, plots, crops, corn wheat,
(07:51):
pumpkins in the fall, blueberries, strawberries. I see him picking them. Definitely, strawberries, blueberries.
You know I digressed. What are the odds of you
filibustering or we take a break this early?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
No, I'll go in filibuster because you said, you know strawberries, blueberries.
And today at the kids' school, right, it was uh,
dress is your favorite fruit day? And so my four
year old wanted to dress as a blueberry. So he
was wearing his blue shirt. According to my wife and
the other two, I'm not sure what they went as.
I would assume. I would assume that the two year
(08:25):
old wore his banana shirt that used to be his
older brothers. It has a bunch of bananas. They're like
working out on the shirt, and so he would be
like a banana. And then my five year old, I
have no idea what his favorite fruit is, it would
be banana. He loves to eat bananas, but we don't
have anything that looks like a banana. I don't even
think he has a yellow shirt. But if you were
(08:46):
going to say, hey, I'm gonna dress like my favorite
fruit today, what fruit would you dress as? A banana?
A banana? Hey, man, I ran back in here. That's
your favorite fruit? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Banana?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Put it right in, Arnold, shut up. Do was he
filibustering with you? No, he just jumped on. He thinks
when you're in here, he can get on the mic.
He knows better than when I'm in here. No, it
was dressed like your favorite fruit day today at my
kid's school.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
How does that not get sexual?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
And so my question is, if you were dressing as
your favorite fruit, what would you be dressed as? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I would, Uh dude, I'm not a fruit and veggie guy.
Now in adulthood, baser can do pretty good with the asparagus, corn.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
You get it. This asparagus is amazing.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Brussels sprouts.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Oh hey, let me tell you, I'm a Brussels sprouts guy.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Now, Ray, steak and vine on JW. What's it called?
One steak, one oak. There's great Brussels sprouts in this city.
I would have to say favorite fruit, though I'm not strawberry.
It's blueberry.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Not a funny answer, and I wasn't looking for that.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
No, I wasn't trying to be funny.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Oh, Ray, say something sexual, eggplant or something.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
No, uh, but you speaking of asparagus. We had asparagus
the other night, like a week ago, and my kids
eat it sometimes and sometimes they don't.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Same thing.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Guys just eat it. My wife kids are so weird.
They will eat You'll give them something one night and
it's their favorite meal. Ever. They're like Oh, mom, best
night ever. I love this meal. She cooks the exact
same thing. One week later, I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Then you're not eating?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Well you just ate this last week? No I didn't.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Hey do you guys still do you get to clear
your plate or we now if we progressed in society.
Oh no, no, no, they don't have to clear their plate.
They don't have to eat because that leaves the obesity.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
We don't force them to eat. We cook one meal
and whatever is on your plate, that's what's for dinner.
We're not gonna make if you don't like what we're having,
we're not going to make you a separate meal. And like,
oh yeah, let me go ahead and get you something else.
And oh, you want peanut butter and jelly instead of
a chicken breast. Yeah, let us go ahead and make
the peanut butter and jelly. No, that is what is
(10:56):
for dinner. You eat it or you don't. That's it.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
And the ability to do that as humans, you really
really think about it. Not to get too deep, me
and Bazer can't even agree on something.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I can't believe.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
For eighteen years, I eat the exact same thing that
my entire family ate and nobody tells you. When you
go to college, there's school, there's temptation. You get to
pick whatever you want to eat every day of the week.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Every day, every seagull meal is up to you.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Ray, there's a concentration camp for eighteen years. But yet
I can't believe we're able to eat the same food
as a family of five.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
For you guys, well, when you go to a restaurant,
you don't have to eat the same thing, but at
home you do. At home, you have to eat the
exact same thing.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I'll get the nuggies, you get the Tend's right, We're.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Not doing that. We're not gonna do nuggets for you,
fish sticks for you, caesada for you. Nope. If we're
having tacos, guess what it is. We're having tacos. You
can eat your tortilla, you can eat your avocado, you
can eat your black beans, you can eat your rice,
you can eat whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Do you do it like Lebron? Do you do taco Tuesday?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Taco Tuesday? We do do tacos, not always on Tuesday,
but we yelled tacco Tuesday, even if it's Thursday. Oh okay, yeah,
But if I was dressing as my favorite fruit. That's
hard to say favorite fruit. Kiwi man, that's sexual. No oh,
damn it. I should have said pineapple. Yeah, you should have.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I'm thinking of all the sexual ones I could have gone.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, but pineapples great, banana, pineapple's great, banana's great. Blueberries
are great. Strawberries in my opinion, a little overrated.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yogurt with strawberries good strawberry solo, I'll pass.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I do love some blueberries, strawberries, blackberries and your yogurt.
Throw a little honey on there. Oh that is chef's kiss.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Not to bring up Coasta Rica, I typically do about
once a week around my household. I live there for
a summer. They have the best fruit and you just
go on these trails and it's sitting there. You gotta
go with an expert. But we would passion fruit, dragon fruit,
all of it. You just eat coconuts, they go climb
up the tree. The freshest coconut water you've ever had,
better than you'll get here at Phillip sixty six.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
But that's where it is.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
If you're a fruit person, Guys, I drop what you're
doing today and go to Costa Rica because it's everywhere.
That must be where we get all our fruit exotic.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
And you just walk and picket. You don't have to
pay for it.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
No, it's just I mean you got to have somebody
because some of it's poisonous, will kill you. But really,
oh yeah, because you got to think about it. That's
how the plants defend themselves from animals. It's a whole system, ecosystem.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
But if you see a kiwi, I don't know if
they have that in Costa Rica.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
They have a thing that looks like a kiwi, I believe.
It's just all white and pink and red and it's
amazing and it's okay to each and it's sweet. States
like they put sugar on it. Yeah, you know you
look around, you like, how many grams of sugar in
this that?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
What is the label saying how much that sugar? There's
no label. It's from the vine.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
That just brought me back. That was an amazing Maybe
I don't need to go to Costa Rica, man, I
never been there.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Dude, the kids would love it. You're just at a
bus stop. Ten monkeys swinging back and stop it. Yeah,
no way, yes, they are just there where you are
blue monkeys. The place I stayed was Mono Azul is
known as the Monkey Jungle. It's just it's you, your
friend and two monkeys, and you're like, hey, are you
guys waiting for the bus too?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Hey you got London at worker? Were you just munking
around all day?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Hey? Are you guys waiting on the four bus or
the five?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Hey? So what kind of business you guys in?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I get it? Monkey business? They really are just in
the public.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah, I mean, I'm not even exaggerating. It's it's dangerous.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
You know.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
You can't let them like mess with you.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Will they wait, wait, wait, they'll come up to.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
You, but I mean they'll and stuff. They're a great
excuse me, yeah, they're a great but you can. Oh
those are cute. Those the smaller ones will stay away
from you.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
They were all they're all like, but they could whoop
your ass, right, well, I mean you could.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Punch in the face. But they did tell the girls
you don't want to let it like grab your hair
if you're a female, because they will kind of pull
at it. But I mean, dude, it's a little we
can like punch it if it will come in attacked you.
But these things are all like they're a football. I
would say it's not a gorilla, so they're not big,
but they're dude. They're everywhere on your patio. They'll just
come up monkey, just take your food. Yeah, they'll do
(15:31):
all that, damn monkeys, and then you got all the fruit.
You pay with kolonnes. The kids can learn how to
use money. It's all Spanish, speaking Spanish. It costs sixty
cents to ride the bus. You go to the beach,
just a beach town. You'll see some guy from New York,
a guy from Florida. Hey, oh, are you a local here? Lamigo,
what's up, dude, I'm from New York. I just come
here on the weekends because we'd have new people come
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in every weekend. The tourists come in and then that's
how the locals make their money.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Costa Rica sounds like a good spot, man.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I'd tell him I've been doing it for ten years.
Tell my wife about it, and she still chooses other
spots because I believe she's a little scared, just because
it's not an all inclusive type thing. You can do that,
but it ten thousand. Probably if you're doing Costa Rica,
it is gonna be you're immersed in it. It's no,
it's no five star. You're you're going down into local
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k posts and you just get dude, you got two
dollars and you can get a they do they like
fry it and then it has it. You can get
the breakfast ones. It's fried, the lunch ones, it's fried.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I mean, dude, you're in the culture.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
You're eating at a restaurant and this lady cooks it
all out of a witch's brew, this big thing and
you're just in there smoking, you know. I mean, it's
it's amazing. It's the most the greatest experience of my life.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Did you go with South Beach?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
South Beach was there, Billy Billy was not there, and
he didn't but the Miller. But Miller told me good
things because he'd went the month before. But in Texas
State you needed four semesters of Spanish. But if you
went to Costa Rica for a you got all four semesters. Beautiful. Stop,
it was beautiful. You just go and party abroad.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
You come back.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Oh I got but freshman, sophomore, junior, and senior year
of Spanish done. Damn, Oh my god, dude, you're in
the bungalows in the jungle. I mean, you're just in
the heart of it. Rains every afternoon, best naps you'll
ever take from one to two pm. Clouds up, guys,
it's giving her ip.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
It's gonna rain.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Everybody get in your napping position and it just pours
and you just sit out on the hammock. Sun comes
out back out.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Damn yeah. Man. Well, speaking of rain, I got rained
on the night almost died. We'll talk about it right
after this. The Folds of Honor softball game the other night. Rain. Well,
I hope we're gonna talk about this. Let me tell you, man,
you almost lost me. You almost lost me, my three
kids and my wife. Well, because the family. Ever since
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last year, my kids have been dadad, dadad, When are
you gonna play softball again? Dad? Ad Dada? Don't you
play softball there? Whenever we drive by the sound Stadium,
I'm like, yeah, yeah, guys, it's only once a year.
It's not I don't play there all the time. I'm
not on the team. I'm not good enough to play
at that field. Okay, Dada, but that's where you play softball, right, dada?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah? Following and uh, the younger kid of my nephew,
youngie baby nephew. He uh, he can't see anything that's
happening on the field. Doesn't even know what's going on.
Your kids are able to see from the crowd, know
that's you. Yeah, hang up and listen. Uh, hang up
and listen. I'll edit that.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Because before they used to sit right behind home plate
during the game, like in those really expensive seats whatever.
But that was for the families of the players. Well,
this time they had the pre party in the bar
that overlooks the outfield, like left field line, and you
look into the stadium. It's punch bowl. I think that
(19:02):
might be it.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
We were gonna have our wedding pre party there, but
then the novel Coronavirus in twenty twenty hit.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Oh bad. Anyway, so we go and we get the part.
The kids get on the bus. They drive us over there,
drop us off. We walk in, take the elevator up
to the second floor, and punchbox.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
How's it going?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Saying hi to everybody? Me and Compton. Will Compton coming
to go. He's like, what up, lunch, What up? Dude,
Gotta meet that guy I've met Lwan.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
They have that podcast where they are on a bus,
you know, they're ye knocking around. I saw Potty, uh Willie,
not Willy. I saw Taylor Lewan outside of best Buy,
got a minute with him, even though I didn't talk
to him.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Will Compton dide I got to meet the guy.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Oh my god, I don't know if I'm in a vibe.
Hold on, did we already take a break? It kind
of seems annoying cool.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Did I say that I was clearing my throat? What?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, we already take a break? Yeah? Oh god drunk? Yeah,
I mean, oh crap, yeah, son of a something that
happened to the game. I forgot I needed to put
audio in, and so I don't know what to do here.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Well, then there's not gonna be any audio, son of
a gun. This is grounds for termination on this anyway.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
So we go in. We're saying, Hi, I find my spot.
You know where all my bag is? They got softball there,
a hat jersey, and my kids are just so excited.
Oh Dad, that's you. That's you. They got your baseball
card there.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Right, That's what I'm saying. It's all labeled, right, every customized.
You're not saying that you just acting like you pick
up a random good Win jersey.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
They have a softball with your name on it, lunchbox
and it's right there and it's on a little sitter
thing whatever, and I'm like, wow, this is cool. My
kids are so excited. So, Dad, Ad, what's your team name?
I'm like, the white team. I don't know there, no
no da Dad, But what is your team name today?
I don't know? So then they're like, Dad, are there
(20:54):
gonna be cookies again this year? We're the Pride month.
I'm like, yeah, wen, there's cookies here. Don't worry. You
can have a cook We go over and they have tinders,
they have pork missiles, salads, they have barbecue, pork sliders,
delicious mac and cheese.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Access to everything, ability to do nothing. You can't eat
that or you're gonna want to curl up under the
dugout well. I ate some.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
They had open bar. Whatever you want to drink, it's yours,
it's free.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Some people will kick it back.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
People were doing some tequila shots.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Who I mean, I don't need you to throw them
out there.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
I don't want to name names, but I'll get to
that point. It's a band of brothers.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Hey, brother, I'll never talk about you drinking min what's up?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Yeah, I won't talk about you getting ACKed up, plator man.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
And so then the kids like can we go eat outside?
We're like, yeah, you can go eat outside, and we go,
and they got a little like railing where you can
look into the field. We're sitting there. It's metal metal railing.
They're sitting there. I'm standing behind them, my wife's standing
behind them, and all of a sudden, all of a sudden,
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you hear a sizzle.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Boom.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Dude, no joke, My wife screamed. Other people screamed like,
oh shit, people, I don't know where it hit, but
it hit right by.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
There, like it it's.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
You heard the sizzle in the sky first it hit
somewhere right near us.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
You sure that wasn't the missiles? Frying two year.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Old start, Oh he died. He jumps back like he
was terrified. It was the it hit the bleachers something, yes, Oh,
how were you not on the news?
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Like?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
And later I found out when I got my uber
home that people around there the power was out for them,
so it must have hit something.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I hit the wrong one. Sorry, it wasn't funny.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
So we go back inside and they're going over the rules,
how it's gonna work, and how my wife is shaking
because she has pts even the tornado, Like, buddy, she
is shaking, dude, her hands. She's oh my gosh, oh
my gosh, Oh my gosh. And I'm like, that was close.
I was like, that was freaking. That even scared me,
Like that was a big one. Yeah, I saw it
rolling in. I could we got some land. I mean,
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we can see, dude, it was a thunderhead. And so
then we're inside and they're like, all right, we're gonna
head down into the field. And I'm like, did you
guys not just see that or feel that or hear that?
And they're like, yeah, we're gonna head down to the field.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
All right, Yeah, that's what I'll call, dude, no concerns whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
And so we start walking down the field.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
A couple of lightning bombs or a couple of yaeger bombs.
You don't even know what a white light? What is
that a drink?
Speaker 2 (23:39):
No, it was fucking lightning.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
They just about killed us. Dude.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
As we're going down the stairs, they get on the mic. Oh,
hold off, hold off, hold off, hold off, guys, hold off,
hold off, We're gonna give it a few minutes. Uh yeah,
well you're doing that.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
It sounds like the mic.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah, give it. Oh, hold on, guys, guys, wait wait
wait wait, wait, before you before you go outside, We're
actually gonna take five minutes. Looks like it's gonna be
a little rain real quick, and so it's gonna be
about a five ten minutes and then we'll walk over
the field. So yeah, no, guys, come back inside.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah, yeah, nope.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
It rained for two hours.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, it was an absolute downpour.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
I knew.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I was sleeping like a baby for two hours.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Seven to nine.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
It was five uh four forty five to six forty
five at rain yep. I was in bed, and my
kids are getting antsy. They're ready to go out there
and play like they're ready to run around. They thought
we were gonna be just doing stuff. So at one
point I'm in the hallway by the bathroom, blocking the
bathroom doors, rolling ground balls with the softball to my kids.
(24:39):
Two of them are using my one is using my glove.
The other two are using hats to catch the ground balls,
and then they're throwing it back to me and throwing.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
There the next Pagro Martinez.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
People coming out of the bathrooms or dodging the softball. Dude,
like it is. It's intense. Was it froud to pod? Sorry,
hold off the story?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
You're supposed to bring your kids?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
A hey, they don't say it, do it? When I
checked out to the front desk, they're like, oh, that's
so cute. I remember them from last year. I'm like yeah,
they're like, and you know what, there's a lot more
kids this year. I'm really excited. More people are bringing
their kids. So I think they're okay with kids coming,
or they were just saying that to be nice.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Either way, brought my kids good. We don't have a nanny.
So then it's time to go down to the field.
It's it was supposed to start at six thirty. It
is now seven thirty and we're going down to the field.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I thought they'd cancel it.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
I thought they would too, but it was jammed. I
mean people were still flood I mean it's a monsoon
and people are still walking into the stadium. I'm like, guys,
stay in your car. There is no need to walk
through the pouring ass downpour to go into the stadium,
You're gonna be soaking wet.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
MLB would canceled the game. And also, I gotta give
you props. I saw pictures that thing was packed.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
It was packed. It was people all decked out in
the right field. Dude, they sold every seat in that place,
and they sold that the lawn.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
They don't even actual d Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Sorry, sorry, but I was shaking hands talking to people.
Talked to one dude from Knoxville. He's like, hey, man,
what's up.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Any Knoxville is Analiava?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
No, but he's on the board. He's on the the
Folds of Honor board. Oh he works for he used
to work for Notre Dame Football.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Oh, play Lake Champion.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah, And I was like, dude, how was that? He goes, Man,
it was awesome, but it also sucked. He goes. I
worked fourteen fifteen hour days every day of the week.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
He's like, too many Hail marys.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
He said. The only meal I ate at home every
week was Sunday morning breakfast. Oh that's the American dream.
And he said, and I realized, man, once, Like it
was fun when we were young because my wife could
travel when we were with the team or whatever. Go
he goes and I kids, and I was like, man,
I'm missing everything. I'm missing everything.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
That's in the cradle on the silver nuts.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yeah. He's like, I mean it's cool to be around
Notre Dame football and get to do everything. But he goes,
it's three hundred and sixty five days a year. What
do you do there? Not sure? Right? I didn't get
all that. But now he works for a distillery in Knoxville.
Hey work did the moonshine and ding?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
He said, dude.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
And he goes, oh yeah, we're the official moonshine of
Nashville SD and the official vodka of Nashville se. He goes,
you ever been to a game? So? Oh do we
go all the time? We got season tickets. He's like, well,
we need to get you in a suite, yes, you do?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Did?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
I was like, he was like, just let me know, man,
We'll put you got whoever you want. We'll put you
in a seat, sweet, give you the sweep for the night.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Perfect. I'll tell Laura Beser. I'm like, we are in
how many can it fit?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I'm not sure? And then he sent me a message
on Instagram and I saw him do it. But then
I go to my Instagram and it ain't there.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
You can search for it if you know his name,
or if you can just search sweet you can just
search your.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Code, Okay. And so that was cool. So then we
go out on the field and you know, everybody's warming
up and I'm not warming up. Crap, And it just took.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
You two hours to explain the two hour delay.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah, and then people are doing pregame interviews and there's
people there's one person that is crying during the pregame interviews.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Dude, Sorry, not being dude.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Really, yeah, celebrity. I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
It was getting emotional on this.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Sure may have been alcohol involved. Oh they're hammered. Yeah,
very interesting.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Hey, there's a been a history of people getting sautat
at those not getna name names.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Terry Brett Bradshaw. Dude, brad Shaw fell off the thing
and almost died. I mean he fell backwards off the
top of the dugout and landed on his head. I
don't know how he's still alive. But anyway, So we
get the game started and so they were no, no,
I'm on the White team, will Compton, Taylor, Lawan Breland,
(28:54):
the competition, Riley Green, Yeah, and so then in confidence like,
all right, we're all doing eye black. Team unity, team unity.
So everybody's doing the eye black, and I'm like, give
me the raccoon eyes like, I'm not gonna do the same,
just a little line that everybody's doing.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
I'm not doing black faith.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Then Lawe comes up and goes, no, no, can't do
the raccoon. Looks fine, he goes, but we need to
make it glasses. So we made me glasses with the
Then we get to our picture. I'm not doing eye black.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Okay, fun guy at the parties, Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
So we're not gonna do eye black on you. Cool.
All right, you're the only one on the team without
eye black. All right, cool, Cool, let's get this game started.
So we play the field first. Cool, we get them out.
I don't think they score a run? Are we doing
this for all nine?
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Ay?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
No, no, no, I'm just gonna tell you this. Then
their team goes out and their pictures throwing it over
every batter's head and their pictures rolling it to the
mountain or to the plate. Chick not dude, what and
so who never played before? No? Then there was alcohol involved.
(30:04):
Same guy, same guy. He was sauce. When did he
start getting dusted? Eh? Well, I mean in that two
hour rain de lay. I think he was just enjoying himself.
He was three sheets. Eh hey, he was three sheets.
(30:24):
And so finally we're like pointing at Tenpenny, were like,
hey man, you got you gotta you gotta get him
out of there.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Tenpenny, who over served this guy.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Because we're like, this is gonna be unreal like where
we came and hit, and so Tenpenny goes to the
mouse says, hey man, you're out. He goes, all right,
I'll go to first. He goes, no, no, go sit down.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
They're like, no drinking and driving after tonight's game, get
a designated driver.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
And the picture's launching them. No, Tenpenny went in and
hit the right arm, called for a reliever, just.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Like I'm hitting the relief button. You do too when
you drive home. Get a designated driver.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
And so yeah, they had to bring in another picture
to pitch. So Sean Booth came in and pitched, and
that individual just hung out the rest of the night.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
He did hit And I think there was a lot
of barstool girls that played in it, because I saw
some video clip they were doing the bye bye bye dance.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Oh yeah, there were there were four blonds. Yeah that
was I got that video too, man, right.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
But that's what That's what I'm saying. When I asked
you in the studio, I go, hey, name all the
people that were there. You name the two people that
come in studio, and you know their names. You don't
know any barstool.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
That's Chris Kirkpatrick.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
That girl is actually cook. That's actually cooked. Okay, that's Cole.
I think the one is uh.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
And then another one I didn't ornate. They're the ones that.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Do those barstool golf videos. No, that one the girl's
a singer, is the one Morgan's friend. Yeah, okay, that's
all I was asking. Dude, there were guys and girls.
Who were the people that were there? I'm just curious.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, sorry, my fault. So then there's a play at
the plate, dude, and this is a charity softball game, guys,
and the dude from upstairs trucked, No, he trucked. He trucked.
Chris Kirkpatrick trucked him.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Collision at the plate.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Kirkpatrick broke his hand. It's gonna be bye bye, bye
bye bye. Like after the ending, he came and he
had his hand in the ice bucket in the dugout
because he was hurting. He's like, oh man, oh man,
I'm fine, I'm fine, oh man, oh man.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
It's tough to play in those celebrities softball games. There's
really no high and the low can get pretty low.
You're not gonna hit a home run. The defense is
too deep. You're not gonna make some sliding catch. Everybody
sucks at hitting. The worst that could happen that there.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Was, and there was also another one. There was a
pop fly between short and left center and Chris Lane
was going back, Breelin was coming in. Boom collision. They
trucked each other. You guys doing having sex. But then
the Green team whatever team.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
They were, no, you mix it up with soccer, No.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
They were. They were getting crushed. We're killing him. Then
they had the bases loaded, dude, and they brought in
a special hitter out of the dugout. Hey kid, he's
got a blue jersey on, they said, And now the
special hitter for the Green team, please help us. Welcome
(33:23):
wide receiver for the Tennessee Titans, d Andre.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Hop girl.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Hop in that bitch hop up in that bitch, Hop
up in that bitch. Calvin Ridley gambling on it. Dude.
Here's the crazy part. They had a special runner for him.
A little kid was gonna run for him because he
doesn't want to pull a hand because he's got ot
a's and all that. So he steps up and wham,
(33:57):
he pops out to the picture. But well, that's not it,
that's not it. Oh here it is here, It is
hop into.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Look at that baby, Oh my hop, don't want to know.
Look at those hands. Don't the hands and catch everything?
It no matter why I hit this, all that cushing hands.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
He's in the hands to catch everything.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Guys, hop, he's always open sword loser station, We're life.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
That's my boy.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
D hop.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Did you hear him? Did you hear let me turn
on your mind? Did you hear him? He did it?
He said, just throw my direction, Just throw it my direction,
throw his direction, just throw throw.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
The ball football his direction.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Just but hey, now that we got that, we'll get
him on the potty.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Throw the pot invite his direction.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
We're gonna throw the body, invite in his direction. The
video do I have video? Uh? Dude, look at that baby,
Oh my hop, don't.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Want to know.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Look at those hands, the hands and catch every dingy.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
It no matter.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
In the hand to catch everything. Guy, just throwing my way,
he said, just throwing my way. Instagram do Hop, We'll
throw your way. Don't you worry. We're gonna throw your way.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Dude. You got another titan we got uh leave us
d Hop and Julio Jones.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Dude, it was awesome. That was the highlight of the night.
The game didn't get over till ten forty five though.
That was that was a bad part.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Just thought of something. Yeah, I should have been on
the film video on you and we've done a YouTube video.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
And had you miked up? Yeah, yeah, missed an opportunity.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah, Lawan and Compton had their video. Guy though, my god.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Hey, when they introduce you, they introduced you as Bobby
bone Shoe or sore Losers.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
By Bone Show. Okay, big show, big show. It's all good. Hey,
you know what, we'll take a break, we'll bright back.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Yeah, dude. The smart people are the ones that always
bring their video crews. Yeah, we're missing out on too
many moments. Not video.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Well I got a video, man, I got video. I
don't know, but that's why that.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
When we played golf that one time brought the video camera.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yeah, that one time when we were gonna play with
the live golfer. We were gonna, oh wait, we didn't
get to go because we had to work. And then
when we were here, you wouldn't have been able to
stay because it was a two hour rain to light.
It wouldn't it wouldn't have worked.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
It's all video.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
You know what, Arnold's girlfriend was there. I should have
brought her down on the field.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
For the video to do video, but then we gotta
have her film in Hamburger style of the entror game.
That's a big ask.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Yeah, that's true. And I don't know if she was there.
I mean, I don't know if her and Arnold, If Arnold,
I don't even She didn't say if Arnold was with
or not, if she came solo. She just texted a
picture of me on the Jumbo Tron and she was
like hey.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
I was like, cool, dude, What if I had dressed
up in those sunglasses as Arnold? No one person in
the stadium would have known who it was. And then
I go to bat and I swing and I just
released the bat and throw it in the stands pull
my pants down.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
But I'm a character.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
It's not me. I literally mooned the whole crowd as Arnold.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
And then you get arrested, Like what's your name, Arnold?
Then let's just put it this way. The person that
got pulled from pitching, when that person came up to hit,
they were like, hey, guys, watch out. I don't know
if they're gonna be able to hold onto the bat.
Just watch out. Oh really yeah, yeah, I've been there.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Man, We've all been uh, we've all been sucking off
those Miller lights till the twelve packs empty.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
It was good night, though, Man, it was good night.
That was the celebrity softball. Now we got a transition
because the basketball season, which I thought was over, actually
starts again tomorrow night.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Yeah, there's hedge bets that have been placed. I did
a MAVs just I do thirty dollars parlays as an
outside shot. But I mean, I told Kevin he's from Boston.
I have got no Actually he's not.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
No, he's not. He's from California, but he has Boston
everything tattooed on him, so he's from the opposite side
of the country.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
It works with the story.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
I have Celtics, I have Jalen Brown MVP. I have
Tatum MVP.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
If the Celtics don't win, I'm royally.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Over to you.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
I don't know. Here's the thing, when you look at it,
I'm like, the MAVs are gonna win this series.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Really, I did it from a different standpoint. Continue and
then I will chime her in her.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Just when I watch. I am more impressed with the
MAVs than I am the Celtics. The Celtics had the
easiest path, and I feel like they still barely beat
the Pacers, who didn't have Haliburton for two games, two
or three games. He got hurt and then he didn't
play the last two games. They barely squeak by coming back.
So I'm like, are the Celtics really that good? But
then I look at the Celtics and they have freaking
(38:35):
firepower everywhere, whereas the Mavericks. You have Kyrie, Irving, Luca.
So then that's Jason Tatum, Jalen Brown. So those let's
say those four are a washed, right they wash each
other out?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Here comes our boy White, Derek White, the Unicorn Pride Month.
They say unicorns are It's also Pride Month.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Oh I didn't know. Okay, it's all one in this.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
I Drew Holliday, right, we should change our ex profile. Uh,
Peyton Pritchard, I think the Richard doesn't even play.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Oh he does, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
In practice?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Do you look at the Mavericks role players. The Celtics
roles players are so much better.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I love your standpoint, and so much better.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
But when I watched the Mavericks like that, that's that's
a team. Derek Jones Junior, He's gonna lock someone up.
That dude could play some defense. PJ.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
I mean you know Derek Jones Junior the seventeenth won
the Dunk Contest like four years ago.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
I love PJ. Washington, love that dude. Yes, that dude
balls sometimes, but he plays great defense, brings a little attitude.
So everything is telling me the Celtics are better. But
when I watched them, I like the Mavericks.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Yeah in the first game, Oh yeah, this is aeran Okay,
first game six and a half, I mean that's the line. Yeah.
I pushed it to nine Mavericks and I and still
Celtics can still win. I pushed it plus nine Mavericks.
You don't even have to watch the game. Mavericks are
covering that easy, that's gonna be a dog fight.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
How do they think the Celtics are that much better
than the Mavericks.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
The Celtic I mean, it's a pretty damn even series
in game and the Mavericks start the game with seven points.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Yes please?
Speaker 1 (40:23):
And my my thing was this, I get at Unicorn's back,
which helps, and these were the status It.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Doesn't hurt because he hadn't played in two months, so
everybody has their like, ah, this is where I stand
in this is how many shots I get. Oh, I'm
gonna take five shots away from Jalen Brown. I'm gonna
take five shots away from Jason Tatum. I don't know
if it helped, but they are better with him, but
it's gonna take a little while to get used to
him being back in there.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Right, It's be real. Everybody's tight. It's me the finals
Luke An't and me draining him like you was, Oh.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
They're gonna be real tight. And they haven't played in
a week. I mean, got Lee.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
I don't think he'll get enough practice time with guys
that are NBA caliber. My thing is this pors zingis
is a great three point shooter, and I look at
the stats, Celtics shoot and make significantly more threes than
the Mavericks, and because of that, Celtics win the series
in six.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Hang up and listen, Hang up and listen. But it
will be a good series though, I hear you. It
should be an awesome series.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
But also just remember you're seeing the MAVs after they
were the hottest they've been all drough the year.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
You're right, they were on fire. That's why they were cooking. Bro.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
There's some games I watched them against the Clippers. I
think they went about seven minutes without scoring. You do
that against Boston you're down thirty.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Well, I mean, how did Boston lose a game to? Who?
Do they lose games too?
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Boston lost two in eighteen games. Boston had the easiest path.
They every series was four oh or four to one.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Yeah, but why are they Why were they trailing to
the Pacers with no Haliburton? Explain it to me? How
does that happen?
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Focused on the finals? I don't think you can.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
You're not dialed in and basketball is not.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
One of those you can just see one game and
overanalyze it, all right? Cool? They lost by thirty. Cool,
move on, who's the better team? Who shoots that?
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Let's go? I mean, but I love Luca's mid range.
I love Kyrie getting in the mid range, will jump
or get right inside the arch. I mean, I don't
know why. I don't know who I want to win either.
That's the problem. That's it tugs at my heart because
I think it would be cool to see Boston win.
And I'm a Spurs fan, so I should hate the Mavericks,
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But man, I kind of like watching this Mavericks team play.
So I'm taking the Mavericks in six. Wow, Mavericks and six.
I don't know why, because everything matches up for the Celtics.
The Celtics have more role players, better role players, better this,
better that. But damn those Mavericks are playing well. And
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the Mavericks.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
The reason I did do that hedge bet where I
just did a fly er Mavericks were at the time
where plus four hundred or something. I just did it
because I was like, they're scaring the crap out of me,
and they're going to ruin my entire life of future
parlays if the Celtics don't win. Mavericks, remember that one
NBA Finals when it was the Heat and the Mavericks
and the Heat were guaranteed to win it.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
And I went to Summer camp.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
I was working it. I think I made maybe two
hundred dollars that whole summer. And I got back from
summer camp. We didn't have worked at summer camp. Don't
ask me. It wasn't for the money. It was for
the We couldn't find a job and it was the
last resort. So we get done with summer camp and
I turn on the TV and I said.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
The Mavericks won the finals.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
And I hope to god history doesn't repeat itself twenty
years to the day, and I have that same reaction
in about two weeks, because that's exactly what I said
when I came home from summer camp.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
If it takes two weeks, that's two. No, I guess
it's about twelve days because they play every other day.
I don't know, but yeah, I thought the basketball season
was over. But then I saw something on the TV
saying finals start tomorrow. I'm like, wow, it's been that
long since I've seen basketball. It's weird.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
But this is one of those where Tatum he he's
got it. He's gotta win. That's the biggest chip in
basketball history on his shoulder. And then you also have Duncic.
I mean, is he gonna start to be the superstar
we keep.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Hearing about hold On start to be? He is the superstar?
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Right, But Yannis needed that championship, dont man.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Is he great?
Speaker 1 (44:26):
That's why they're playing.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
So if Jason Tatum loses, he's not great. Jason Tatum
is great. Dad.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Yeah, I heard he's always with his kid.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Cool dude.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
I think he really needs this.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
No, I think you need it to take your next step.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
And the team they've assembled, oh, they.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Have done a great both of them. The rosters they
have assembled assembled have been are amazing. That's why it
really hurts if they were to lose it. I mean
it will really hurt for the Celtics because they had
the easiest path, Like it couldn't have been more white
open for them. And the Mavericks have busted their ass.
They weren't supposed to be here and they have overachieved.
But damn they are good.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Bones said Mistakenly, the Mavericks were the favorite that them
in Boston to make the finals. They weren't. It was
Denver and Boston. Yeah, so the Mavericks came a long
way from the depths.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Let's see. So the Mavericks, I wonder if they were
favored in their series against the Clippers, who was supposed
to win that?
Speaker 1 (45:25):
It's a great question. Then, well, I know that they
were the underdog against the Timberwolves.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
There were the underdog against the Timberwolves against who did
they play the second round?
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Clippers? This that the John's if.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
You fills and one Denver? It was okay, See they
had to be underdogs against Okay.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
See the underdog in every series. It was a massive underdog. Yeah,
and they came from nowhere. But Mavericks, what was I
gonna say? Uh? Basketball? Don chicch shooting? NBA? Boston. Boston
can't do another one because the team that won the
President's Cup last year, Boston Bruins, the best team they've
ever assembled, lost. Boston still has that heartache.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
If they lose. This Red Sox sucks. So they're not
going anywhere.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
That's beside the point they got poppies got shot at
a bar in Dominican Republic. He's okay, Now, yeah, this
is gonna be so hard on Boston if they don't
win this and for that reason, I'm taking the Celtics
in six and won't.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Take a break. You know what I found out. I
was shocked by any breaks?
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Are we getting well?
Speaker 2 (46:29):
We're only supposed to take three, were only supposed to
take two, but we ran so long we got to
put one in here, so we got a filibuster for
like three minutes. You know what I was found out today.
I don't know for play that Lauren Sanchez, the one
that dead Dave's Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
You're about to say the same thing I thought, Continue
it and I'll tell you if it's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Her and Tony Gonzales were a thing.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
They were married.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
I had no idea.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
It said Lauren Sanchez and her ex football bo who
looks exactly like Tony Gonzalez celebrate sons graduation from college.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
And I'm like, what the hell? When did she date him?
That was mind blowing. I was like, holy crap. So
Tony Gonzal then like now they're all just buddy buddy.
She's there with Tony's new wife and he's there with
Jeff Bezos. I'm like, what the is going on?
Speaker 1 (47:18):
How did we miss the fact that Tony Gonzalez was
married or dating something or had a kid with Lauren Sanchez,
and Lauren Sanchez went from Tony Gonzalez, a guy that
looks like an absolute specimen of a human, to Bezos's bald,
white head.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Well, then he asked, but she had she had Tony Gonzalez.
And I don't even know where Lauren Sanchez came from,
Like what does she do? I mean soft porn.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
I don't know. I don't know where she came from.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
But she dated, she married some other dude after Tony Gonzalez,
and I looked at him and he looks like a
just dopey guy with long kind of hair. I don't
know what he does. And then she's with Jeff Bay
and then she's a kid with Tony Gonzalees and now
she and She's just wearind of normal T shirts, and
now she wears these dresses, and I'm like, what is
going on?
Speaker 1 (48:08):
She had a dress on at her son's graduation, but
I was like, whoa tits were out. I mean, if
any friends were there, they were staring at her the
entire time. They were like, wait a minute, that's your mom,
that's your mom, dude. I think the news stations didn't
never tell us that full story. They know that we
have not heard anything about her son, Tony Gonzale, one
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of the greatest tight ends in NFL history, just randomly
as a kid with nerd ho chick nerd dater.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
I mean, can we can we not lead with that?
Can we not have that more often? Can you not
tell us about that? Please?
Speaker 1 (48:41):
And how did Bezos and Sanchez meet at a galap
probably that Tony Gonzalez took her to and she just decides, Hey,
I'm gonna start banging this white headed bald dude. The
billionaires instead of the seven foot specimen of a human
in the NFL.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
I mean, she used to have like a millionaire in
Tony Gonzalez, and then she went to a billionaire, and
then the billionaire starts lifting, and now all of a sudden,
he's all jack and now that he's wearing tight shirts,
like yo, man, look at me.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
But why was Bezos trying to get all buffed up
because he wanted to look like Tony Gonzalez.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
That's what it makes sense. I mean, Tony Gonzalez's kid
comes over and I guess it's her kids too, and
he's like, yo, what I mean, like, can you teach
me how to lift? Dude?
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Can you imagine him Gonzalez at the kids graduation party?
I mean, you know he banged Sanchez or no, they're not.
They're broke up.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Now they broke up.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Gonzalez is remarried, like but right, but Bezos is like, hey, man,
you can have sex with her if you want. I mean,
Bezos is like my height, dude. Tony Gonzalez walks in
a specimen of a human.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
My fucking kid man his graduation. Get the hell in
your little no no, no, no go lift your little
twenty pound barbells in the corner. Wrong.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
He walks in and goes, who the fuck.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Is This.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Segment came back around the first thing he does.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
He looks at Bezos, looks at his son, looks at
Lauren Sanchez, and he says, who the fuck is this guy?
Speaker 2 (50:24):
I mean, really, if they could cover Jeff Bezos and
Lauren Sanchez anymore, it would be unbelievable. They cover them
more than Taylor and Travis Kelcey. Everywhere they go they
have a picture of them. Do we really need pictures
of Lauren Sanchez and Jeff bezos going out to dinner.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
Hey, it's my son's graduation party. What are you doing, Baldy,
What are you lifting now? Forty pounders?
Speaker 2 (50:48):
Yeah, I've been doing bench press. Sounded like Arnold I
was about saying I didn't know Arnold was there.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
Yeah, I've been doing bench press, dude, crazy world, so random. Yeah.
The coverage also, I agree with totally. I mean, we've
seen her on a yacht, We've seen her when she
goes and gets groceries everywhere, a bikini.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
Why is she the most popular woman in the world.
Why is she one of the top five most popular
women in the world. Explain it to me.
Speaker 1 (51:10):
Have we seen all those articles? Yes, yeah, they know
what we'll look at and click tits and money. They
got us figured out, dude, they really knew.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
Have a good Wednesday, guys, Happy Wednesday. We gotta go.
Speaker 1 (51:25):
And the NHL doesn't start till this weekend.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
Good god, dude.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
But guys, futures bets. It's too late to bet the
futures bets in the future. That's my saying. Hockey's even money.
Don't even touch it unless you're gonna pick a con
smyth winner, which is the MVP of the finals an
NBA Celtics, there's no money there. MAVs, Eh, they've already
done all their upsetting their upsetting, so there's really no
more money there. It's guys, we're in the future, so
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there's no betting of this if you haven't already invested
too late.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
So who's supposed to win the hockey? Who do you?
Panthers slight, It's got to be the Panthers are there
for the second time in a row. Got got a
redemption to her. You're like the San Antonio Spurs they
lost last year. They're here for the They're here for
the Cup. I didn't realize they were in the finals
last year. We walke Cup.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
I got split even money on Oilers and on Panthers.
Caught Oilers at one point plus four hundred, caught Panthers
at one point plus six hundred. So it's it's right
down the middle. Don't really give a rip on that side.
Oh God, if the Celtics don't win this, I'm gonna
be pretty puckered. I'm gonna be having trouble coming to
work on Monday morning. Man, Celtics have got to win
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these finals.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
Oh man, I was gonna read it. I was gonna
read more. I was gonna read some emails today, but
I accidentally brought my wife's computer, so I have no
idea how to guitar email? Oh nice?
Speaker 1 (52:50):
What is there a bunch of girl stuff on there?
I don't know, Yeah right, pinterress boards.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
Yeah, now, she don't really do Pinterest. I don't think
that I know of.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
It's some website called only
All right, throw those headphones on. Let's do the damn thing. Hey,
all right, man, you sound happy to be here.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It's Happy home Day. I am very happy.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I'm not because his room's freezing cold? Do you want
me to turn their at my house? When I'm going
to bed, I want it cold. When I'm chilling, I
want it cold. On a Sunday, when I'm hungover, I
want it warmer. The studio want it warmer. I'm not
a cold guy at work.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Interesting when you're hungover. I thought you'd be want to
wrap yourself in blankets, so you'd want it a little
colder so you could wrap yourself in blankets. Or is
it you want it like a sauna so you can
sweat it out.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, I feel like the body gets a little bit
colder hungover. This isn't scientific, so it tends to be
here in the seventies. Seventy one seventy two is where
I'm most comfortable. Sometimes I'm so hungover, I'll go out
on the patio and just let the sun beat down
on me.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I go over to the neighbor's house. They have kids
the same age as mine, and they you watch them
keep them. They keep it at seventy seven.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I think Vaser said something her parents keep it mid seventies,
and I said, it ain't no, damn way no.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
And they have a rule summer hits, they don't cook.
They don't use the stove because it heats up the
house too much. Everything has to be cooked on the grill.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Free arranged parents.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I do like the grill rule because then that makes
you you're out as a family. It's a whole thing.
Food's tasting a little bit better.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I never had thought of that, and I was like,
that is so genius and so smart.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Baser did the pork missile on the girl best missile I've.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Had really, Yeah, it was weird. We had the celebrity
softball game for Folds of Honor the other night and
John Christ in the middle of the game ended up
with two pork missiles.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Were they that? Was it impregnated with cheese? Was it
a glizzier a pork miss No pork missile?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Two of them? He had mustard and ketchup on it,
And I said, where'd you get that? He goes I
had a guy in the stands by it for me.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Chris always doing content like smart.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Movie because yeah, I went over hit him up, said hey,
can you give me two pork missiles? And next half
inning he brought me two pork missiles.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Me and South Beach on the night turn when we
play golf together got two port missiles.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
He gave you his and you gave you him yours.
Those are damn good man.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It might have been a frank or that's where it's at.
Not a broad guy, but I do like the thicker
not to get to it in the baseball, but in
the weeds here in the ketchup and mustard punt pun
not intended, but the thicker dog is actually better than
the slender ones.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, I like a broad worst, like when it's a
brought worst. Those are my type, like just a regular
pork missile and not really too keen on that. I
like the broad worst, and it's even better wrapped in
a tortilla, having it on a hot dog bun. It's fine.
But man, just in a tortilla with a brought worst yummy.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Ed Justin's not gonna love hearing this. Angelina and him
don't talk anymore. But Angelina no shockingly is obsessed with
pork missiles. Once a week on her Instagram, she posts
had to stop and get a port missile.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
What happened there?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I don't know. Drinks, Maybe they're a different points in
their life. It just didn't work out, not on bad terms.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
We would text or we DMed and she would say, hey,
I'm coming to downtown. You and Baser want to come?
And I said, oh, yeah, yeah, I'll invite Justin and
she said, ooh, we're not talking.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh And I.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Said, oh, Loyalty can't come. Oh so wait hashtag loyalty
and she said trust respect Italiano, get you hashtag.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
He didn't tell you had a little bit.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
He said that maybe they gotten a little tiff, if
you will, But I never asked for specifics. It's just
I believe she's ready to settle down, not to air
their stuff out on national podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
And it's really just local.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
And he went to Boston. He's bounced around into places,
is he I've never actually, since I've known him, has
he been in a relationship? Maybe not? And did they
say the cab light's not on sex and the city
reference for the women out there?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Okay, all right, well let's get it started.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Man, Ray, what is cab light on?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Now? We're not We're not doing that on the Big Show.
We're not doing that.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
If you're an attack you watch sex in the city,
Oh you dub ass. Apparently, if the cab light is on,
I'm just impressed. I actually know this. I've learned it
from bones. If the cab light's on, that means you're
good to get a taxi, because that means he's available.
He's open, he's open to love. And guys if their
cab light isn't on, they're not open to love.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Okay, well, i'll tell you what, baby Box, his cab
light is on. Man, he tells me that I'm gonna
marry you and mom when I get older.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Well, he is in the South. What does that mean, rednecks?
Oh ray, you're talking about an incest reference you can
marry a fourth cousin.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I got a question, did you ever call those public
access shows when you were when you were a kid
like you, you never called them? At tonight?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I never had cable, really, that's what held me back.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I don't know if public access to shows were everywhere
or and they weren't on cable, but they would have
these people just on TV talking about stuff, and so
when we'd be having slumber parties because you said incest,
so it made me think of it. So we called
it because they were talking about incest on the show.
And we start talking and we're like, yeah, man, I'm
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in this and I don't want to be and talking
and we're live on the TV okay, and they start
freaking out, like what what's your number? Man, we'll we'll, we'll,
we'll start well, we'll get someone over there. Well what
where are you? Like, is it okay? Are you okay
right now?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Your voice was live on the TV. Yes, that's amazing. No,
we didn't have cable.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
It was I don't even understand how these where these
shows went if they're still around. But it was like
two people. It was a man and a woman sitting
on a stage and they had a little plant in
the middle, and they were just talking about incest. Call
us with your stories.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
And so you guys were faking like you're in there.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, we were called and we're we're down on the
ground lap like oh yeah, it's just I mean it's
so hard, and they were like, we can get you
some help, and they start trying and then we hang.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Up because sometimes we stay up late and we're downtown
at bj and David's place Broadway, not Broadway, off Broadway,
at their condo. It's two am. They started doing those
sex ads. So you'll call it and you'll fake like
you're ordering a dildo, and I'm like, yeah, man, I'm
really looking for somebody to drop twelve inches in my ass,
and so the guy will be like, oh, yeah, this
is the thing for you. Man. The seven twenty three
(06:25):
to sixty Revolver, Well, that's what we think is funny.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
It is funny, but it's not on TV broadcast. Dude,
I'm telling you, I don't know. There had to be
maybe three people watching, because how can you get in
on the phone line and then work twelve and our
voice is pride sud like this, and they're on the
like oh my gosh, and we're just dying and our
voice is on the TV. You say the sound like me, no,
get back off the mic, or you just call me
(06:52):
like ef you and then you hang up and it
makes it on.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, good thing. People don't do that to the big show.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
We got into lay now. Yep.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Thanks Janet Jackson.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, that public access. I don't know if aybody else
had those when they were kids, but yeah, I don't know.
It was so fun.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Go ahead, We're gonna do it live Arnold, get up
here and do this with me.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I think we were able to do it. Now we
got you a microphone. We oh the one, two, three?
Sore losers? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know
the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts,
my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
It is siss and I'm from the north. I'm an
alpha male. I live on the north side of Nashville.
Almost said the opposite side because I was daydreaming, and
I have somebody in the other room asking for my
help because I'm an audio engineer. Me and Bezer, she's
a Broadway girl, now a wife. We live in the suburbs,
outside of town. Rural if you will, not. Really it's
outside of the outside suburbs, countryland, farmland, plots, crops, corn wheat,
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pumpkins in the fall, blueberries, strawberries. I see him picking them. Definitely, strawberries, blueberries.
You know I digressed. What are the odds of you
filibustering or we take a break this early?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
No, I'll go in filibuster because you said, you know strawberries, blueberries.
And today at the kids' school, right, it was uh,
dress is your favorite fruit day? And so my four
year old wanted to dress as a blueberry. So he
was wearing his blue shirt. According to my wife and
the other two, I'm not sure what they went as.
I would assume. I would assume that the two year
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old wore his banana shirt that used to be his
older brothers. It has a bunch of bananas. They're like
working out on the shirt, and so he would be
like a banana. And then my five year old, I
have no idea what his favorite fruit is, it would
be banana. He loves to eat bananas, but we don't
have anything that looks like a banana. I don't even
think he has a yellow shirt. But if you were
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going to say, hey, I'm gonna dress like my favorite
fruit today, what fruit would you dress as? A banana?
A banana? Hey, man, I ran back in here. That's
your favorite fruit? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Banana?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Put it right in, Arnold, shut up. Do was he
filibustering with you? No, he just jumped on. He thinks
when you're in here, he can get on the mic.
He knows better than when I'm in here. No, it
was dressed like your favorite fruit day today at my
kid's school.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
How does that not get sexual?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
And so my question is, if you were dressing as
your favorite fruit, what would you be dressed as? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I would, Uh dude, I'm not a fruit and veggie guy.
Now in adulthood, baser can do pretty good with the asparagus, corn.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
You get it. This asparagus is amazing.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Brussels sprouts.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Oh hey, let me tell you, I'm a Brussels sprouts guy.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Now, Ray, steak and vine on JW. What's it called?
One steak, one oak. There's great Brussels sprouts in this city.
I would have to say favorite fruit, though I'm not strawberry.
It's blueberry.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Not a funny answer, and I wasn't looking for that.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
No, I wasn't trying to be funny.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Oh, Ray, say something sexual, eggplant or something.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
No, uh, but you speaking of asparagus. We had asparagus
the other night, like a week ago, and my kids
eat it sometimes and sometimes they don't.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Same thing.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Guys just eat it. My wife kids are so weird.
They will eat You'll give them something one night and
it's their favorite meal. Ever. They're like Oh, mom, best
night ever. I love this meal. She cooks the exact
same thing. One week later, I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Then you're not eating?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Well you just ate this last week? No I didn't.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Hey do you guys still do you get to clear
your plate or we now if we progressed in society.
Oh no, no, no, they don't have to clear their plate.
They don't have to eat because that leaves the obesity.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
We don't force them to eat. We cook one meal
and whatever is on your plate, that's what's for dinner.
We're not gonna make if you don't like what we're having,
we're not going to make you a separate meal. And like,
oh yeah, let me go ahead and get you something else.
And oh, you want peanut butter and jelly instead of
a chicken breast. Yeah, let us go ahead and make
the peanut butter and jelly. No, that is what is
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for dinner. You eat it or you don't. That's it.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
And the ability to do that as humans, you really
really think about it. Not to get too deep, me
and Bazer can't even agree on something.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I can't believe.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
For eighteen years, I eat the exact same thing that
my entire family ate and nobody tells you. When you
go to college, there's school, there's temptation. You get to
pick whatever you want to eat every day of the week.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Every day, every seagull meal is up to you.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Ray, there's a concentration camp for eighteen years. But yet
I can't believe we're able to eat the same food
as a family of five.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
For you guys, well, when you go to a restaurant,
you don't have to eat the same thing, but at
home you do. At home, you have to eat the
exact same thing.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I'll get the nuggies, you get the Tend's right, We're.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Not doing that. We're not gonna do nuggets for you,
fish sticks for you, caesada for you. Nope. If we're
having tacos, guess what it is. We're having tacos. You
can eat your tortilla, you can eat your avocado, you
can eat your black beans, you can eat your rice,
you can eat whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Do you do it like Lebron? Do you do taco Tuesday?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Taco Tuesday? We do do tacos, not always on Tuesday,
but we yelled tacco Tuesday, even if it's Thursday. Oh okay, yeah,
But if I was dressing as my favorite fruit. That's
hard to say favorite fruit. Kiwi man, that's sexual. No oh,
damn it. I should have said pineapple. Yeah, you should have.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I'm thinking of all the sexual ones I could have gone.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, but pineapples great, banana, pineapple's great, banana's great. Blueberries
are great. Strawberries in my opinion, a little overrated.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yogurt with strawberries good strawberry solo, I'll pass.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I do love some blueberries, strawberries, blackberries and your yogurt.
Throw a little honey on there. Oh that is chef's kiss.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Not to bring up Coasta Rica, I typically do about
once a week around my household. I live there for
a summer. They have the best fruit and you just
go on these trails and it's sitting there. You gotta
go with an expert. But we would passion fruit, dragon fruit,
all of it. You just eat coconuts, they go climb
up the tree. The freshest coconut water you've ever had,
better than you'll get here at Phillip sixty six.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
But that's where it is.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
If you're a fruit person, Guys, I drop what you're
doing today and go to Costa Rica because it's everywhere.
That must be where we get all our fruit exotic.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
And you just walk and picket. You don't have to
pay for it.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
No, it's just I mean you got to have somebody
because some of it's poisonous, will kill you. But really,
oh yeah, because you got to think about it. That's
how the plants defend themselves from animals. It's a whole system, ecosystem.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
But if you see a kiwi, I don't know if
they have that in Costa Rica.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
They have a thing that looks like a kiwi, I believe.
It's just all white and pink and red and it's
amazing and it's okay to each and it's sweet. States
like they put sugar on it. Yeah, you know you
look around, you like, how many grams of sugar in
this that?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
What is the label saying how much that sugar? There's
no label. It's from the vine.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
That just brought me back. That was an amazing Maybe
I don't need to go to Costa Rica, man, I
never been there.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Dude, the kids would love it. You're just at a
bus stop. Ten monkeys swinging back and stop it. Yeah,
no way, yes, they are just there where you are
blue monkeys. The place I stayed was Mono Azul is
known as the Monkey Jungle. It's just it's you, your
friend and two monkeys, and you're like, hey, are you
guys waiting for the bus too?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Hey you got London at worker? Were you just munking
around all day?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Hey? Are you guys waiting on the four bus or
the five?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Hey? So what kind of business you guys in?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I get it? Monkey business? They really are just in
the public.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah, I mean, I'm not even exaggerating. It's it's dangerous.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
You know.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
You can't let them like mess with you.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Will they wait, wait, wait, they'll come up to.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
You, but I mean they'll and stuff. They're a great
excuse me, yeah, they're a great but you can. Oh
those are cute. Those the smaller ones will stay away
from you.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
They were all they're all like, but they could whoop
your ass, right, well, I mean you could.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Punch in the face. But they did tell the girls
you don't want to let it like grab your hair
if you're a female, because they will kind of pull
at it. But I mean, dude, it's a little we
can like punch it if it will come in attacked you.
But these things are all like they're a football. I
would say it's not a gorilla, so they're not big,
but they're dude. They're everywhere on your patio. They'll just
come up monkey, just take your food. Yeah, they'll do
(15:31):
all that, damn monkeys, and then you got all the fruit.
You pay with kolonnes. The kids can learn how to
use money. It's all Spanish, speaking Spanish. It costs sixty
cents to ride the bus. You go to the beach,
just a beach town. You'll see some guy from New York,
a guy from Florida. Hey, oh, are you a local here? Lamigo,
what's up, dude, I'm from New York. I just come
here on the weekends because we'd have new people come
(15:53):
in every weekend. The tourists come in and then that's
how the locals make their money.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Costa Rica sounds like a good spot, man.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I'd tell him I've been doing it for ten years.
Tell my wife about it, and she still chooses other
spots because I believe she's a little scared, just because
it's not an all inclusive type thing. You can do that,
but it ten thousand. Probably if you're doing Costa Rica,
it is gonna be you're immersed in it. It's no,
it's no five star. You're you're going down into local
(16:20):
k posts and you just get dude, you got two
dollars and you can get a they do they like
fry it and then it has it. You can get
the breakfast ones. It's fried, the lunch ones, it's fried.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I mean, dude, you're in the culture.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
You're eating at a restaurant and this lady cooks it
all out of a witch's brew, this big thing and
you're just in there smoking, you know. I mean, it's
it's amazing. It's the most the greatest experience of my life.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Did you go with South Beach?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
South Beach was there, Billy Billy was not there, and
he didn't but the Miller. But Miller told me good
things because he'd went the month before. But in Texas
State you needed four semesters of Spanish. But if you
went to Costa Rica for a you got all four semesters. Beautiful. Stop,
it was beautiful. You just go and party abroad.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
You come back.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Oh I got but freshman, sophomore, junior, and senior year
of Spanish done. Damn, Oh my god, dude, you're in
the bungalows in the jungle. I mean, you're just in
the heart of it. Rains every afternoon, best naps you'll
ever take from one to two pm. Clouds up, guys,
it's giving her ip.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
It's gonna rain.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Everybody get in your napping position and it just pours
and you just sit out on the hammock. Sun comes
out back out.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Damn yeah. Man. Well, speaking of rain, I got rained
on the night almost died. We'll talk about it right
after this. The Folds of Honor softball game the other night. Rain. Well,
I hope we're gonna talk about this. Let me tell you, man,
you almost lost me. You almost lost me, my three
kids and my wife. Well, because the family. Ever since
(18:03):
last year, my kids have been dadad, dadad, When are
you gonna play softball again? Dad? Ad Dada? Don't you
play softball there? Whenever we drive by the sound Stadium,
I'm like, yeah, yeah, guys, it's only once a year.
It's not I don't play there all the time. I'm
not on the team. I'm not good enough to play
at that field. Okay, Dada, but that's where you play softball, right, dada?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah? Following and uh, the younger kid of my nephew,
youngie baby nephew. He uh, he can't see anything that's
happening on the field. Doesn't even know what's going on.
Your kids are able to see from the crowd, know
that's you. Yeah, hang up and listen. Uh, hang up
and listen. I'll edit that.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Because before they used to sit right behind home plate
during the game, like in those really expensive seats whatever.
But that was for the families of the players. Well,
this time they had the pre party in the bar
that overlooks the outfield, like left field line, and you
look into the stadium. It's punch bowl. I think that
(19:02):
might be it.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
We were gonna have our wedding pre party there, but
then the novel Coronavirus in twenty twenty hit.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Oh bad. Anyway, so we go and we get the part.
The kids get on the bus. They drive us over there,
drop us off. We walk in, take the elevator up
to the second floor, and punchbox.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
How's it going?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Saying hi to everybody? Me and Compton. Will Compton coming
to go. He's like, what up, lunch, What up? Dude,
Gotta meet that guy I've met Lwan.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
They have that podcast where they are on a bus,
you know, they're ye knocking around. I saw Potty, uh Willie,
not Willy. I saw Taylor Lewan outside of best Buy,
got a minute with him, even though I didn't talk
to him.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Will Compton dide I got to meet the guy.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Oh my god, I don't know if I'm in a vibe.
Hold on, did we already take a break? It kind
of seems annoying cool.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Did I say that I was clearing my throat? What?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, we already take a break? Yeah? Oh god drunk? Yeah,
I mean, oh crap, yeah, son of a something that
happened to the game. I forgot I needed to put
audio in, and so I don't know what to do here.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Well, then there's not gonna be any audio, son of
a gun. This is grounds for termination on this anyway.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
So we go in. We're saying, Hi, I find my spot.
You know where all my bag is? They got softball there,
a hat jersey, and my kids are just so excited.
Oh Dad, that's you. That's you. They got your baseball
card there.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Right, That's what I'm saying. It's all labeled, right, every customized.
You're not saying that you just acting like you pick
up a random good Win jersey.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
They have a softball with your name on it, lunchbox
and it's right there and it's on a little sitter
thing whatever, and I'm like, wow, this is cool. My
kids are so excited. So, Dad, Ad, what's your team name?
I'm like, the white team. I don't know there, no
no da Dad, But what is your team name today?
I don't know? So then they're like, Dad, are there
(20:54):
gonna be cookies again this year? We're the Pride month.
I'm like, yeah, wen, there's cookies here. Don't worry. You
can have a cook We go over and they have tinders,
they have pork missiles, salads, they have barbecue, pork sliders,
delicious mac and cheese.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Access to everything, ability to do nothing. You can't eat
that or you're gonna want to curl up under the
dugout well. I ate some.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
They had open bar. Whatever you want to drink, it's yours,
it's free.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Some people will kick it back.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
People were doing some tequila shots.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Who I mean, I don't need you to throw them
out there.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
I don't want to name names, but I'll get to
that point. It's a band of brothers.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Hey, brother, I'll never talk about you drinking min what's up?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Yeah, I won't talk about you getting ACKed up, plator man.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
And so then the kids like can we go eat outside?
We're like, yeah, you can go eat outside, and we go,
and they got a little like railing where you can
look into the field. We're sitting there. It's metal metal railing.
They're sitting there. I'm standing behind them, my wife's standing
behind them, and all of a sudden, all of a sudden,
(22:02):
you hear a sizzle.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Boom.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Dude, no joke, My wife screamed. Other people screamed like,
oh shit, people, I don't know where it hit, but
it hit right by.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
There, like it it's.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
You heard the sizzle in the sky first it hit
somewhere right near us.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
You sure that wasn't the missiles? Frying two year.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Old start, Oh he died. He jumps back like he
was terrified. It was the it hit the bleachers something, yes, Oh,
how were you not on the news?
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Like?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
And later I found out when I got my uber
home that people around there the power was out for them,
so it must have hit something.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I hit the wrong one. Sorry, it wasn't funny.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
So we go back inside and they're going over the rules,
how it's gonna work, and how my wife is shaking
because she has pts even the tornado, Like, buddy, she
is shaking, dude, her hands. She's oh my gosh, oh
my gosh, Oh my gosh. And I'm like, that was close.
I was like, that was freaking. That even scared me,
Like that was a big one. Yeah, I saw it
rolling in. I could we got some land. I mean,
(23:14):
we can see, dude, it was a thunderhead. And so
then we're inside and they're like, all right, we're gonna
head down into the field. And I'm like, did you
guys not just see that or feel that or hear that?
And they're like, yeah, we're gonna head down to the field.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
All right, Yeah, that's what I'll call, dude, no concerns whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
And so we start walking down the field.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
A couple of lightning bombs or a couple of yaeger bombs.
You don't even know what a white light? What is
that a drink?
Speaker 2 (23:39):
No, it was fucking lightning.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
They just about killed us. Dude.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
As we're going down the stairs, they get on the mic. Oh,
hold off, hold off, hold off, hold off, guys, hold off,
hold off, We're gonna give it a few minutes. Uh yeah,
well you're doing that.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
It sounds like the mic.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah, give it. Oh, hold on, guys, guys, wait wait
wait wait, wait, before you before you go outside, We're
actually gonna take five minutes. Looks like it's gonna be
a little rain real quick, and so it's gonna be
about a five ten minutes and then we'll walk over
the field. So yeah, no, guys, come back inside.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah, yeah, nope.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
It rained for two hours.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, it was an absolute downpour.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
I knew.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I was sleeping like a baby for two hours.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Seven to nine.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
It was five uh four forty five to six forty
five at rain yep. I was in bed, and my
kids are getting antsy. They're ready to go out there
and play like they're ready to run around. They thought
we were gonna be just doing stuff. So at one
point I'm in the hallway by the bathroom, blocking the
bathroom doors, rolling ground balls with the softball to my kids.
(24:39):
Two of them are using my one is using my glove.
The other two are using hats to catch the ground balls,
and then they're throwing it back to me and throwing.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
There the next Pagro Martinez.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
People coming out of the bathrooms or dodging the softball. Dude,
like it is. It's intense. Was it froud to pod? Sorry,
hold off the story?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
You're supposed to bring your kids?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
A hey, they don't say it, do it? When I
checked out to the front desk, they're like, oh, that's
so cute. I remember them from last year. I'm like yeah,
they're like, and you know what, there's a lot more
kids this year. I'm really excited. More people are bringing
their kids. So I think they're okay with kids coming,
or they were just saying that to be nice.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Either way, brought my kids good. We don't have a nanny.
So then it's time to go down to the field.
It's it was supposed to start at six thirty. It
is now seven thirty and we're going down to the field.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I thought they'd cancel it.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
I thought they would too, but it was jammed. I
mean people were still flood I mean it's a monsoon
and people are still walking into the stadium. I'm like, guys,
stay in your car. There is no need to walk
through the pouring ass downpour to go into the stadium,
You're gonna be soaking wet.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
MLB would canceled the game. And also, I gotta give
you props. I saw pictures that thing was packed.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
It was packed. It was people all decked out in
the right field. Dude, they sold every seat in that place,
and they sold that the lawn.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
They don't even actual d Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Sorry, sorry, but I was shaking hands talking to people.
Talked to one dude from Knoxville. He's like, hey, man,
what's up.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Any Knoxville is Analiava?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
No, but he's on the board. He's on the the
Folds of Honor board. Oh he works for he used
to work for Notre Dame Football.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Oh, play Lake Champion.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah, And I was like, dude, how was that? He goes, Man,
it was awesome, but it also sucked. He goes. I
worked fourteen fifteen hour days every day of the week.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
He's like, too many Hail marys.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
He said. The only meal I ate at home every
week was Sunday morning breakfast. Oh that's the American dream.
And he said, and I realized, man, once, Like it
was fun when we were young because my wife could
travel when we were with the team or whatever. Go
he goes and I kids, and I was like, man,
I'm missing everything. I'm missing everything.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
That's in the cradle on the silver nuts.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yeah. He's like, I mean it's cool to be around
Notre Dame football and get to do everything. But he goes,
it's three hundred and sixty five days a year. What
do you do there? Not sure? Right? I didn't get
all that. But now he works for a distillery in Knoxville.
Hey work did the moonshine and ding?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
He said, dude.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
And he goes, oh yeah, we're the official moonshine of
Nashville SD and the official vodka of Nashville se. He goes,
you ever been to a game? So? Oh do we
go all the time? We got season tickets. He's like, well,
we need to get you in a suite, yes, you do?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Did?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
I was like, he was like, just let me know, man,
We'll put you got whoever you want. We'll put you
in a seat, sweet, give you the sweep for the night.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Perfect. I'll tell Laura Beser. I'm like, we are in
how many can it fit?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I'm not sure? And then he sent me a message
on Instagram and I saw him do it. But then
I go to my Instagram and it ain't there.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
You can search for it if you know his name,
or if you can just search sweet you can just
search your.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Code, Okay. And so that was cool. So then we
go out on the field and you know, everybody's warming
up and I'm not warming up. Crap, And it just took.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
You two hours to explain the two hour delay.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah, and then people are doing pregame interviews and there's
people there's one person that is crying during the pregame interviews.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Dude, Sorry, not being dude.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Really, yeah, celebrity. I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
It was getting emotional on this.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Sure may have been alcohol involved. Oh they're hammered. Yeah,
very interesting.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Hey, there's a been a history of people getting sautat
at those not getna name names.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Terry Brett Bradshaw. Dude, brad Shaw fell off the thing
and almost died. I mean he fell backwards off the
top of the dugout and landed on his head. I
don't know how he's still alive. But anyway, So we
get the game started and so they were no, no,
I'm on the White team, will Compton, Taylor, Lawan Breland,
(28:54):
the competition, Riley Green, Yeah, and so then in confidence like,
all right, we're all doing eye black. Team unity, team unity.
So everybody's doing the eye black, and I'm like, give
me the raccoon eyes like, I'm not gonna do the same,
just a little line that everybody's doing.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
I'm not doing black faith.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Then Lawe comes up and goes, no, no, can't do
the raccoon. Looks fine, he goes, but we need to
make it glasses. So we made me glasses with the
Then we get to our picture. I'm not doing eye black.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Okay, fun guy at the parties, Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
So we're not gonna do eye black on you. Cool.
All right, you're the only one on the team without
eye black. All right, cool, Cool, let's get this game started.
So we play the field first. Cool, we get them out.
I don't think they score a run? Are we doing
this for all nine?
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Ay?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
No, no, no, I'm just gonna tell you this. Then
their team goes out and their pictures throwing it over
every batter's head and their pictures rolling it to the
mountain or to the plate. Chick not dude, what and
so who never played before? No? Then there was alcohol involved.
(30:04):
Same guy, same guy. He was sauce. When did he
start getting dusted? Eh? Well, I mean in that two
hour rain de lay. I think he was just enjoying himself.
He was three sheets. Eh hey, he was three sheets.
(30:24):
And so finally we're like pointing at Tenpenny, were like,
hey man, you got you gotta you gotta get him
out of there.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Tenpenny, who over served this guy.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Because we're like, this is gonna be unreal like where
we came and hit, and so Tenpenny goes to the
mouse says, hey man, you're out. He goes, all right,
I'll go to first. He goes, no, no, go sit down.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
They're like, no drinking and driving after tonight's game, get
a designated driver.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
And the picture's launching them. No, Tenpenny went in and
hit the right arm, called for a reliever, just.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Like I'm hitting the relief button. You do too when
you drive home. Get a designated driver.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
And so yeah, they had to bring in another picture
to pitch. So Sean Booth came in and pitched, and
that individual just hung out the rest of the night.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
He did hit And I think there was a lot
of barstool girls that played in it, because I saw
some video clip they were doing the bye bye bye dance.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Oh yeah, there were there were four blonds. Yeah that
was I got that video too, man, right.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
But that's what That's what I'm saying. When I asked
you in the studio, I go, hey, name all the
people that were there. You name the two people that
come in studio, and you know their names. You don't
know any barstool.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
That's Chris Kirkpatrick.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
That girl is actually cook. That's actually cooked. Okay, that's Cole.
I think the one is uh.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
And then another one I didn't ornate. They're the ones that.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Do those barstool golf videos. No, that one the girl's
a singer, is the one Morgan's friend. Yeah, okay, that's
all I was asking. Dude, there were guys and girls.
Who were the people that were there? I'm just curious.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, sorry, my fault. So then there's a play at
the plate, dude, and this is a charity softball game, guys,
and the dude from upstairs trucked, No, he trucked. He trucked.
Chris Kirkpatrick trucked him.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Collision at the plate.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Kirkpatrick broke his hand. It's gonna be bye bye, bye
bye bye. Like after the ending, he came and he
had his hand in the ice bucket in the dugout
because he was hurting. He's like, oh man, oh man,
I'm fine, I'm fine, oh man, oh man.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
It's tough to play in those celebrities softball games. There's
really no high and the low can get pretty low.
You're not gonna hit a home run. The defense is
too deep. You're not gonna make some sliding catch. Everybody
sucks at hitting. The worst that could happen that there.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Was, and there was also another one. There was a
pop fly between short and left center and Chris Lane
was going back, Breelin was coming in. Boom collision. They
trucked each other. You guys doing having sex. But then
the Green team whatever team.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
They were, no, you mix it up with soccer, No.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
They were. They were getting crushed. We're killing him. Then
they had the bases loaded, dude, and they brought in
a special hitter out of the dugout. Hey kid, he's
got a blue jersey on, they said, And now the
special hitter for the Green team, please help us. Welcome
(33:23):
wide receiver for the Tennessee Titans, d Andre.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Hop girl.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Hop in that bitch hop up in that bitch, Hop
up in that bitch. Calvin Ridley gambling on it. Dude.
Here's the crazy part. They had a special runner for him.
A little kid was gonna run for him because he
doesn't want to pull a hand because he's got ot
a's and all that. So he steps up and wham,
(33:57):
he pops out to the picture. But well, that's not it,
that's not it. Oh here it is here, It is
hop into.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Look at that baby, Oh my hop, don't want to know.
Look at those hands. Don't the hands and catch everything?
It no matter why I hit this, all that cushing hands.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
He's in the hands to catch everything.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Guys, hop, he's always open sword loser station, We're life.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
That's my boy.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
D hop.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Did you hear him? Did you hear let me turn
on your mind? Did you hear him? He did it?
He said, just throw my direction, Just throw it my direction,
throw his direction, just throw throw.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
The ball football his direction.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Just but hey, now that we got that, we'll get
him on the potty.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Throw the pot invite his direction.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
We're gonna throw the body, invite in his direction. The
video do I have video? Uh? Dude, look at that baby,
Oh my hop, don't.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Want to know.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Look at those hands, the hands and catch every dingy.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
It no matter.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
In the hand to catch everything. Guy, just throwing my way,
he said, just throwing my way. Instagram do Hop, We'll
throw your way. Don't you worry. We're gonna throw your way.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Dude. You got another titan we got uh leave us
d Hop and Julio Jones.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Dude, it was awesome. That was the highlight of the night.
The game didn't get over till ten forty five though.
That was that was a bad part.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Just thought of something. Yeah, I should have been on
the film video on you and we've done a YouTube video.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
And had you miked up? Yeah, yeah, missed an opportunity.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah, Lawan and Compton had their video. Guy though, my god.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Hey, when they introduce you, they introduced you as Bobby
bone Shoe or sore Losers.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
By Bone Show. Okay, big show, big show. It's all good. Hey,
you know what, we'll take a break, we'll bright back.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Yeah, dude. The smart people are the ones that always
bring their video crews. Yeah, we're missing out on too
many moments. Not video.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Well I got a video, man, I got video. I
don't know, but that's why that.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
When we played golf that one time brought the video camera.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yeah, that one time when we were gonna play with
the live golfer. We were gonna, oh wait, we didn't
get to go because we had to work. And then
when we were here, you wouldn't have been able to
stay because it was a two hour rain to light.
It wouldn't it wouldn't have worked.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
It's all video.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
You know what, Arnold's girlfriend was there. I should have
brought her down on the field.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
For the video to do video, but then we gotta
have her film in Hamburger style of the entror game.
That's a big ask.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Yeah, that's true. And I don't know if she was there.
I mean, I don't know if her and Arnold, If Arnold,
I don't even She didn't say if Arnold was with
or not, if she came solo. She just texted a
picture of me on the Jumbo Tron and she was
like hey.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
I was like, cool, dude, What if I had dressed
up in those sunglasses as Arnold? No one person in
the stadium would have known who it was. And then
I go to bat and I swing and I just
released the bat and throw it in the stands pull
my pants down.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
But I'm a character.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
It's not me. I literally mooned the whole crowd as Arnold.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
And then you get arrested, Like what's your name, Arnold?
Then let's just put it this way. The person that
got pulled from pitching, when that person came up to hit,
they were like, hey, guys, watch out. I don't know
if they're gonna be able to hold onto the bat.
Just watch out. Oh really yeah, yeah, I've been there.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Man, We've all been uh, we've all been sucking off
those Miller lights till the twelve packs empty.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
It was good night, though, Man, it was good night.
That was the celebrity softball. Now we got a transition
because the basketball season, which I thought was over, actually
starts again tomorrow night.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Yeah, there's hedge bets that have been placed. I did
a MAVs just I do thirty dollars parlays as an
outside shot. But I mean, I told Kevin he's from Boston.
I have got no Actually he's not.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
No, he's not. He's from California, but he has Boston
everything tattooed on him, so he's from the opposite side
of the country.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
It works with the story.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
I have Celtics, I have Jalen Brown MVP. I have
Tatum MVP.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
If the Celtics don't win, I'm royally.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Over to you.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
I don't know. Here's the thing, when you look at it,
I'm like, the MAVs are gonna win this series.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Really, I did it from a different standpoint. Continue and
then I will chime her in her.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Just when I watch. I am more impressed with the
MAVs than I am the Celtics. The Celtics had the
easiest path, and I feel like they still barely beat
the Pacers, who didn't have Haliburton for two games, two
or three games. He got hurt and then he didn't
play the last two games. They barely squeak by coming back.
So I'm like, are the Celtics really that good? But
then I look at the Celtics and they have freaking
(38:35):
firepower everywhere, whereas the Mavericks. You have Kyrie, Irving, Luca.
So then that's Jason Tatum, Jalen Brown. So those let's
say those four are a washed, right they wash each
other out?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Here comes our boy White, Derek White, the Unicorn Pride Month.
They say unicorns are It's also Pride Month.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Oh I didn't know. Okay, it's all one in this.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
I Drew Holliday, right, we should change our ex profile. Uh,
Peyton Pritchard, I think the Richard doesn't even play.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Oh he does, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
In practice?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Do you look at the Mavericks role players. The Celtics
roles players are so much better.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I love your standpoint, and so much better.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
But when I watched the Mavericks like that, that's that's
a team. Derek Jones Junior, He's gonna lock someone up.
That dude could play some defense. PJ.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
I mean you know Derek Jones Junior the seventeenth won
the Dunk Contest like four years ago.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
I love PJ. Washington, love that dude. Yes, that dude
balls sometimes, but he plays great defense, brings a little attitude.
So everything is telling me the Celtics are better. But
when I watched them, I like the Mavericks.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Yeah in the first game, Oh yeah, this is aeran Okay,
first game six and a half, I mean that's the line. Yeah.
I pushed it to nine Mavericks and I and still
Celtics can still win. I pushed it plus nine Mavericks.
You don't even have to watch the game. Mavericks are
covering that easy, that's gonna be a dog fight.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
How do they think the Celtics are that much better
than the Mavericks.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
The Celtic I mean, it's a pretty damn even series
in game and the Mavericks start the game with seven points.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Yes please?
Speaker 1 (40:23):
And my my thing was this, I get at Unicorn's back,
which helps, and these were the status It.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Doesn't hurt because he hadn't played in two months, so
everybody has their like, ah, this is where I stand
in this is how many shots I get. Oh, I'm
gonna take five shots away from Jalen Brown. I'm gonna
take five shots away from Jason Tatum. I don't know
if it helped, but they are better with him, but
it's gonna take a little while to get used to
him being back in there.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Right, It's be real. Everybody's tight. It's me the finals
Luke An't and me draining him like you was, Oh.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
They're gonna be real tight. And they haven't played in
a week. I mean, got Lee.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
I don't think he'll get enough practice time with guys
that are NBA caliber. My thing is this pors zingis
is a great three point shooter, and I look at
the stats, Celtics shoot and make significantly more threes than
the Mavericks, and because of that, Celtics win the series
in six.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Hang up and listen, Hang up and listen. But it
will be a good series though, I hear you. It
should be an awesome series.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
But also just remember you're seeing the MAVs after they
were the hottest they've been all drough the year.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
You're right, they were on fire. That's why they were cooking. Bro.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
There's some games I watched them against the Clippers. I
think they went about seven minutes without scoring. You do
that against Boston you're down thirty.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Well, I mean, how did Boston lose a game to? Who?
Do they lose games too?
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Boston lost two in eighteen games. Boston had the easiest path.
They every series was four oh or four to one.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Yeah, but why are they Why were they trailing to
the Pacers with no Haliburton? Explain it to me? How
does that happen?
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Focused on the finals? I don't think you can.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
You're not dialed in and basketball is not.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
One of those you can just see one game and
overanalyze it, all right? Cool? They lost by thirty. Cool,
move on, who's the better team? Who shoots that?
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Let's go? I mean, but I love Luca's mid range.
I love Kyrie getting in the mid range, will jump
or get right inside the arch. I mean, I don't
know why. I don't know who I want to win either.
That's the problem. That's it tugs at my heart because
I think it would be cool to see Boston win.
And I'm a Spurs fan, so I should hate the Mavericks,
(42:25):
But man, I kind of like watching this Mavericks team play.
So I'm taking the Mavericks in six. Wow, Mavericks and six.
I don't know why, because everything matches up for the Celtics.
The Celtics have more role players, better role players, better this,
better that. But damn those Mavericks are playing well. And
(42:45):
the Mavericks.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
The reason I did do that hedge bet where I
just did a fly er Mavericks were at the time
where plus four hundred or something. I just did it
because I was like, they're scaring the crap out of me,
and they're going to ruin my entire life of future
parlays if the Celtics don't win. Mavericks, remember that one
NBA Finals when it was the Heat and the Mavericks
and the Heat were guaranteed to win it.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
And I went to Summer camp.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
I was working it. I think I made maybe two
hundred dollars that whole summer. And I got back from
summer camp. We didn't have worked at summer camp. Don't
ask me. It wasn't for the money. It was for
the We couldn't find a job and it was the
last resort. So we get done with summer camp and
I turn on the TV and I said.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
The Mavericks won the finals.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
And I hope to god history doesn't repeat itself twenty
years to the day, and I have that same reaction
in about two weeks, because that's exactly what I said
when I came home from summer camp.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
If it takes two weeks, that's two. No, I guess
it's about twelve days because they play every other day.
I don't know, but yeah, I thought the basketball season
was over. But then I saw something on the TV
saying finals start tomorrow. I'm like, wow, it's been that
long since I've seen basketball. It's weird.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
But this is one of those where Tatum he he's
got it. He's gotta win. That's the biggest chip in
basketball history on his shoulder. And then you also have Duncic.
I mean, is he gonna start to be the superstar
we keep.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Hearing about hold On start to be? He is the superstar?
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Right, But Yannis needed that championship, dont man.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Is he great?
Speaker 1 (44:26):
That's why they're playing.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
So if Jason Tatum loses, he's not great. Jason Tatum
is great. Dad.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Yeah, I heard he's always with his kid.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Cool dude.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
I think he really needs this.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
No, I think you need it to take your next step.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
And the team they've assembled, oh, they.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Have done a great both of them. The rosters they
have assembled assembled have been are amazing. That's why it
really hurts if they were to lose it. I mean
it will really hurt for the Celtics because they had
the easiest path, Like it couldn't have been more white
open for them. And the Mavericks have busted their ass.
They weren't supposed to be here and they have overachieved.
But damn they are good.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Bones said Mistakenly, the Mavericks were the favorite that them
in Boston to make the finals. They weren't. It was
Denver and Boston. Yeah, so the Mavericks came a long
way from the depths.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Let's see. So the Mavericks, I wonder if they were
favored in their series against the Clippers, who was supposed
to win that?
Speaker 1 (45:25):
It's a great question. Then, well, I know that they
were the underdog against the Timberwolves.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
There were the underdog against the Timberwolves against who did
they play the second round?
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Clippers? This that the John's if.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
You fills and one Denver? It was okay, See they
had to be underdogs against Okay.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
See the underdog in every series. It was a massive underdog. Yeah,
and they came from nowhere. But Mavericks, what was I
gonna say? Uh? Basketball? Don chicch shooting? NBA? Boston. Boston
can't do another one because the team that won the
President's Cup last year, Boston Bruins, the best team they've
ever assembled, lost. Boston still has that heartache.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
If they lose. This Red Sox sucks. So they're not
going anywhere.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
That's beside the point they got poppies got shot at
a bar in Dominican Republic. He's okay, Now, yeah, this
is gonna be so hard on Boston if they don't
win this and for that reason, I'm taking the Celtics
in six and won't.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Take a break. You know what I found out. I
was shocked by any breaks?
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Are we getting well?
Speaker 2 (46:29):
We're only supposed to take three, were only supposed to
take two, but we ran so long we got to
put one in here, so we got a filibuster for
like three minutes. You know what I was found out today.
I don't know for play that Lauren Sanchez, the one
that dead Dave's Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
You're about to say the same thing I thought, Continue
it and I'll tell you if it's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Her and Tony Gonzales were a thing.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
They were married.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
I had no idea.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
It said Lauren Sanchez and her ex football bo who
looks exactly like Tony Gonzalez celebrate sons graduation from college.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
And I'm like, what the hell? When did she date him?
That was mind blowing. I was like, holy crap. So
Tony Gonzal then like now they're all just buddy buddy.
She's there with Tony's new wife and he's there with
Jeff Bezos. I'm like, what the is going on?
Speaker 1 (47:18):
How did we miss the fact that Tony Gonzalez was
married or dating something or had a kid with Lauren Sanchez,
and Lauren Sanchez went from Tony Gonzalez, a guy that
looks like an absolute specimen of a human, to Bezos's bald,
white head.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Well, then he asked, but she had she had Tony Gonzalez.
And I don't even know where Lauren Sanchez came from,
Like what does she do? I mean soft porn.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
I don't know. I don't know where she came from.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
But she dated, she married some other dude after Tony Gonzalez,
and I looked at him and he looks like a
just dopey guy with long kind of hair. I don't
know what he does. And then she's with Jeff Bay
and then she's a kid with Tony Gonzalees and now
she and She's just wearind of normal T shirts, and
now she wears these dresses, and I'm like, what is
going on?
Speaker 1 (48:08):
She had a dress on at her son's graduation, but
I was like, whoa tits were out. I mean, if
any friends were there, they were staring at her the
entire time. They were like, wait a minute, that's your mom,
that's your mom, dude. I think the news stations didn't
never tell us that full story. They know that we
have not heard anything about her son, Tony Gonzale, one
(48:28):
of the greatest tight ends in NFL history, just randomly
as a kid with nerd ho chick nerd dater.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
I mean, can we can we not lead with that?
Can we not have that more often? Can you not
tell us about that? Please?
Speaker 1 (48:41):
And how did Bezos and Sanchez meet at a galap
probably that Tony Gonzalez took her to and she just decides, Hey,
I'm gonna start banging this white headed bald dude. The
billionaires instead of the seven foot specimen of a human
in the NFL.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
I mean, she used to have like a millionaire in
Tony Gonzalez, and then she went to a billionaire, and
then the billionaire starts lifting, and now all of a sudden,
he's all jack and now that he's wearing tight shirts,
like yo, man, look at me.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
But why was Bezos trying to get all buffed up
because he wanted to look like Tony Gonzalez.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
That's what it makes sense. I mean, Tony Gonzalez's kid
comes over and I guess it's her kids too, and
he's like, yo, what I mean, like, can you teach
me how to lift? Dude?
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Can you imagine him Gonzalez at the kids graduation party?
I mean, you know he banged Sanchez or no, they're not.
They're broke up.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Now they broke up.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Gonzalez is remarried, like but right, but Bezos is like, hey, man,
you can have sex with her if you want. I mean,
Bezos is like my height, dude. Tony Gonzalez walks in
a specimen of a human.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
My fucking kid man his graduation. Get the hell in
your little no no, no, no go lift your little
twenty pound barbells in the corner. Wrong.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
He walks in and goes, who the fuck.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Is This.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Segment came back around the first thing he does.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
He looks at Bezos, looks at his son, looks at
Lauren Sanchez, and he says, who the fuck is this guy?
Speaker 2 (50:24):
I mean, really, if they could cover Jeff Bezos and
Lauren Sanchez anymore, it would be unbelievable. They cover them
more than Taylor and Travis Kelcey. Everywhere they go they
have a picture of them. Do we really need pictures
of Lauren Sanchez and Jeff bezos going out to dinner.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
Hey, it's my son's graduation party. What are you doing, Baldy,
What are you lifting now? Forty pounders?
Speaker 2 (50:48):
Yeah, I've been doing bench press. Sounded like Arnold I
was about saying I didn't know Arnold was there.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
Yeah, I've been doing bench press, dude, crazy world, so random. Yeah.
The coverage also, I agree with totally. I mean, we've
seen her on a yacht, We've seen her when she
goes and gets groceries everywhere, a bikini.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
Why is she the most popular woman in the world.
Why is she one of the top five most popular
women in the world. Explain it to me.
Speaker 1 (51:10):
Have we seen all those articles? Yes, yeah, they know
what we'll look at and click tits and money. They
got us figured out, dude, they really knew.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
Have a good Wednesday, guys, Happy Wednesday. We gotta go.
Speaker 1 (51:25):
And the NHL doesn't start till this weekend.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
Good god, dude.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
But guys, futures bets. It's too late to bet the
futures bets in the future. That's my saying. Hockey's even money.
Don't even touch it unless you're gonna pick a con
smyth winner, which is the MVP of the finals an
NBA Celtics, there's no money there. MAVs, Eh, they've already
done all their upsetting their upsetting, so there's really no
more money there. It's guys, we're in the future, so
(51:50):
there's no betting of this if you haven't already invested
too late.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
So who's supposed to win the hockey? Who do you?
Panthers slight, It's got to be the Panthers are there
for the second time in a row. Got got a
redemption to her. You're like the San Antonio Spurs they
lost last year. They're here for the They're here for
the Cup. I didn't realize they were in the finals
last year. We walke Cup.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
I got split even money on Oilers and on Panthers.
Caught Oilers at one point plus four hundred, caught Panthers
at one point plus six hundred. So it's it's right
down the middle. Don't really give a rip on that side.
Oh God, if the Celtics don't win this, I'm gonna
be pretty puckered. I'm gonna be having trouble coming to
work on Monday morning. Man, Celtics have got to win
(52:32):
these finals.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
Oh man, I was gonna read it. I was gonna
read more. I was gonna read some emails today, but
I accidentally brought my wife's computer, so I have no
idea how to guitar email? Oh nice?
Speaker 1 (52:50):
What is there a bunch of girl stuff on there?
I don't know, Yeah right, pinterress boards.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
Yeah, now, she don't really do Pinterest. I don't think
that I know of.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
It's some website called only
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