June 14, 2024 • 50 mins
Lunchbox wants to make sure people understand he isn't there to babysit your kids and he would appreciate it if you would pay attention to your own kids. Luka Dončić is such a cry baby and it's super annoying to watch. Lunchbox's kid did something at 5 years old that Lunchbox didn't think happened until boys were teenagers. Do people just say things to make you think they have a rough life or do you think people really do have tough lives?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It is the middle of June. I might freeze to death.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
So these radio buildings a lot of inside baseball here.
You guys aren't gonna understand. In your trucks, we understand that.
We're well aware of that.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
But the I do believe the farmers they will understand it.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
And some of them have air conditioning in their cabs. Also,
the lawnmowers, those guys similar sound.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I would imagine nah mower's a lot louder and they
usually wear headphones.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Now, dude, my damn lawnmower guy, I mean rich rich here, sorry,
low key flex he charged in this economy forty dollars.
It's nothing, but dude, he only takes cash and I'm
never there, So Bezer has to give them the money.
And they don't speak the same language. He speaks Spanish,
he speaks English. She never knows which guy to go
up to because she's really never met the guy that
I got initially introduced to, So she never know because
(00:48):
there's been time. She'll go to give it to one
of the guys and he just goes no, and.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
So she won't handle the money.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
And so then now her new thing is she just
throws it in the cab of the truck. I'm like, so,
wait a second. When you're paying for a couple of
weeks it ends up being close to one hundred doll
You're just throwing one hundred dollars in the cab of
this truck, and we're just hoping a gust to win.
Does it just pick up this cash and blow it
down the road.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
You're hoping that he gives you credit for that one
hundred dollars. It's just thrown in the cab. You might
want to hand it to him so you know that. Hey,
look me in the eyes. We we are paying you,
not just some that's not money from your last job.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
This is our money, which is what I explained to her.
I said, okay, well once you do that, then I
text the guy and I say, hey, money is here.
We placed it there cab of pickup, underneath break pedal.
And then when other times I leave it to him
front doormat, go to the third doormat on the right
three car garage. Kidding it's one car. I go lift
(01:41):
up the back right corner of the doormat. I mean, dude,
for the love of God, bro get venmo fuck bleep it.
He won't get Venmo. He won't get Zell, he won't
get a wire transfer, can't give him a check cash.
I can't tell you how many ATM runs I made again,
rich people problems, low key flex forty dollars to get
(02:02):
it mode, but.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Good god, get Venmo. Dude, I had salt. I got
some tall trees. Tall trees. I can't get up there,
rich people problem. No, no, I can't get out there. Broken
back form, you have broken back to not trying to
fall out of a tree problem. So I pay some dude.
Well no, I didn't even pay some dude. I hired
(02:26):
a dude from jack Rather to come and trim the tree.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Hey are you from jack Hole the website?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Because I needed the trees trimmed. I was like, hey man,
we got to get these trees trim. I'm scared. I
need these branches. So he trims it.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Here, hand me that hands you what your man card?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh damn it, I'll.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Be taking that. Hey that was really funny. Good. I
swear I was looking at what's he talking about? No,
it's gone, man, it's out of there anyway.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
So he's like, I was like, yeah, if you could
just you know, email me an invoice and I'll you know,
I'll pay you. He's like, and he responds, my wife
will do. I'm like, all right, So the wife emails
or text me and I'm like, yeah, if you could just,
you know, send me an invoice so I can, you know,
get you paid. She's like, I'll send right over, let
me know when you receive and I'm okay. Cool. Week
(03:25):
goes by two weeks, goes by three weeks, goes by
a month and a half, goes by nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
That's awesome. Nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
They just never email me.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
They go by a man's word.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Well, a man's word. I can't pay you unless you
tell me how to pay you.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I can't pay you unless you tell me how much
I owe you.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Right. They trust that you're eventually going to pay him
dude back in the day, So what.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Do you think Eventually they're just gonna email me in
six months and I'll be like, oh, okay, now I
can pay dude.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
A man's word, a man's handshake is they don't need
no invoice.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
No, no, I understand the handshake, but I don't know
how much I'm supposed to pay them.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I spit in my palm, so.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I'm just sitting here going I got free tree service.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Dude. Yeah, but they're maybe waiting for you to get
another tree that you have issues with and then get
the cash.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
So you're thinking like, oh, they're just good. I guess
their business is just so rich rich they're just rolling
in the cash.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
That Hey, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Well, we'll get around to it whenever you want to
invoice you in eight months, maybe that's when you'll pay us.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Well, you're not realizing, dude, it's clients for life. My
guy gave us a quote for landscaping, told us four
thousand dollars. We told him to kick rocks. But we're
clients for life. So he goes, there's no rush. You
don't pay me today, you don't pay me next month,
you don't pay me at the end of the year.
Talk about it next year. That's what I'm saying. They
think your relationship goes for eighty years. They're in no hurry,
(04:51):
bron til ran comes, dude, and then you need that
money till.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
That light bulb They come home and the light bills
are the lights are out? Hey, man, what happened? Oh
we forgot to invoice that guy.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Man all that to say, it's cold in this room.
The air conditions gets very very low.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I mean, my hands are so damn cold.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
That's the worst. If you keep it at the house
between sixty nine and sixty eight, it's perfect. You get
on the lower end of verse sixty nine, the lower yeah, yeah,
turn it on the lower end of sixty eight, ends
up where the toes and extremities start to tingle a
(05:32):
little bit.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I mean, I don't know if I should talk about
this on the pod.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I don't know if I was talking about it. But
apparently we got more listeners than we know we do. Yeah,
I got a text It said I didn't officially file
for divorce. You dumb? Sorry, sorry, man, I don't know
(05:57):
who you can be talking about. Man, we break news here, dude.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, but but but it's on the way there.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I mean, no, it is if we got that confirmation
the next day.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Oh then he said he officially filed got it?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Man? Yeah? Man, what were you saying? You're not gonna
talk about it?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I don't know, Like, okay, maybe I should.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Let's intro the show.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
It's really funny what happened, But it's also like, oh
my god, like.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
What the I mean if that sounds like emotions that
truckers that are bored off their ass and their vehicle
need to hear. Good, let's here the show. I'll do
it all right, We're gonna.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Do it live.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
We oh the one, two three? So losers loss? What up?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I gave me the sports facts, my sports opinions
because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Genius, y'all. It says that I'm from the north. I'm
an alpha male. I love on the north side of
Nashville with bays Er, my wife, she was a Broadway girl.
Took her or to her hometown in the vicinity of it,
that is, and it's beautiful. There's nothing but farmland country.
A lot of farmers out there get about one hundred
acres and they don't sell. The big old city boys
come and they want to purchase, and they say, go
fuck yourself, and they're not and they're not. And I'm
(07:16):
actually waiting for some guy to come to my doorstep
and offer me for my three acres. And I'm gonna
tell him, all right, man, moving back.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
To the city, you got yourself a deal man, put
her partner, Shake, shake, yeah, Pat, Pat, pay.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Me when you get around to it, man, don't worry
about it. I was like, yeah, man, where's your property
stretch from? He goes, over yonder, over yonder, he said.
All the time people offer me money from my land.
He goes, if I wanted it to develop it, I
would develop it. Get the hell off my property. Because
they're all developers themselves. All these country boys have an
abaco a forklift, dozer. That's all you need to build stuff. Excavator, yes,
(07:57):
And so they all get in a basement They're like,
do you not look in my I have every piece
of equipment possible to develop this thing. I would do
it if I wanted to get lost. Coach over to you.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Man. We went to the pool the other day, community community,
and we get back and the kids are cold because
they got their wet swimsuits on, you know. So they
all take off their swimsuits, all three baby boxes, and
they're sitting there watching TV. God, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I'd love to join you in laughing, but I don't
know what we're laughing about.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
They're all watching TV. And I walk in the living
room and my five.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Year old.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Is discovering that he has a penis. Okay, it's like
hitting it and he tells brother, He goes, you should
try this. This feels awesome.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Oh my god, we can't talk about that. And I like, what, like,
I don't even know what to do. The truckers won't
live back on from I know, real world. I don't
know what to do because I'm like, he's fine, got
(09:25):
to explain him. The birds and the bees man never
pass up an opportunity. Cat's in the silver and the
silver spoon.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
But at five years old, do you just choose to
ignore it? Do you say, hey, man, if you're gonna
do that, you need to go to your room. Or
do you say, don't do that, dude.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
If you're a dad that's gonna talk about crap, then yes,
you maybe do dude. Don't think my dad talked about anything.
I didn't know how to shave, I didn't know bones
always talking about not having a dad. I had a dad.
He was very present. We just didn't talk about any
of that crap. My dad would say, dig this, put
that up, shovel that mo that. We never talked about
how to shave, how to talk to a girl, how
to dres Dude, the first dance I ever went to.
(10:02):
I didn't even know what to wear. I digress. I
mean my dad was there. We didn't talk about anything.
I tell dude, I remember one time I was in
I'm not even kidding. I was in in eighth grade
and we had another uncle or something come to my
house and he goes, yeah, you line up the buttons
on your shirt with your pants. I didn't know you
(10:23):
lined it, dude. My shirt for twenty twelve years of
my life was crooked. He told me, yeah, you just
line it all up so it's straight. My dad didn't
give an S. He just goes the lumber mill. Dude,
he didn't give an S of your shirt straight. And
I go, oh, so before I go to the city dance,
I will line up my buttons with my jeans, the
button on my jean. I got it, dude.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
But I mean he was just I mean, we're watching
cartoons and he does that, and I'm just like, I don't.
I don't say, man, I just I saw. I just
went in the kitchen. I told my wife and I
just laughed because I just didn't know what to say.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
You're a nice guy, letting him do cartoons. I mean,
you're not watching Sports Center. No, no kids control the TV.
It's for ten minutes before we go to bed bro brochure.
I never got the remote until I went to college. Coachure.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
This is the calm down ten minutes, you're woke, We're
about to brush teeth. But apparently we were getting excited.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Well they're gonna that's yeah. You never know it sucks, dude,
You never even it does suck, though, because you are
kind of confused. He's five, and I'm like, can you
really tell him? Hey? Man, like what dude, that's crazy.
I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe what did you do?
(11:39):
I told you.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I went in the kitchen, told my wife and we
loed about it, and she was like, we'll go talk
to him about him. I talked to him about that.
He's five.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
You you you can know better about those parties.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Like my dad growing up. The one time he said
he was gonna teach me about the birds and the bees.
AJ and I. AJ was a year older, but we
were in the same grade. His parents held him back
a year because they were opening the new elementary school
and they didn't want him to go to the old
elementary school. So we were like good friends and we
were both I was turning thirteen, he was turning fourteen,
(12:13):
and so his dad and my dad were like, Hey,
for your birthday, we're gonna take you out to the lake.
Got a lake house, and we're gonna turn It's gonna
be guy talk all weekend. We're gonna go fishing, and
we're gonna talk all about girls and everything that involves,
you know, becoming a you know, a teenager.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
What if I want to talk about guys.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
That's okay too, And I said, okay, great. We're all
excited and we're in the suburban and we drive out
to the lake and we get to the lake house
and we open the door. Surprise. It was a surprise
birthday party. Never had the talk.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Man, that was the only time my dad ever brought
it up right. But did he know the surprise party
was happening, Yeah, oh smart.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
But he set it up as we're going to have
the birds and the bees talk all weekend. We're gonna
go fishing, just guys being guys. And we stopped at
the grocery store and we bought a big box of
baseball cards and we were gonna open packs of baseball
cards and talk about you know, baseball and sports. And
so we get to the lake. All my friends are
there still to this day, I'm waiting for my dad
(13:15):
to send me down tell me how the birds and
the bees work.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
You imagine that nowadays, ain't no dad, Tona's kids at.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
YouTube.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Man, we're gonna go to the family pool. You can
bring your iPad and we're gonna have guy talk. But
your mom's gonna be on FaceTime. She's gonna be talking
to you too. And then yeah, I'm gonna go back
to the office. Yeah, I mean, that'd mean that's the thing.
It's a there's no guy talk happening in the in
the outhouse next to the lake anymore. No, I mean,
I don't. There's not a lot of guys. Every used
(13:43):
to be a blue collar world. Everybody now got the
big city in the cubicle job.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
No, I've right out by you. I see tractors all
the time.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
That's why it's a different world out there. Those guys
are still going to the lakes and having guy talk.
And you got two tracks where they take the four
wheeler and then a bunch of dudes go talk about
baseball cards and shoot guns and sling shots. These city guys, man,
they're too busy. They tell yeah, you're right. Just tell
their kid, hey man, pull up tick tack, pull up
that thing and I'll watch that girl dance. I'm oar, teacher.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I mean people still go out and you know, they
go to the river. My cousin that was in town
last week and her and her husband they're at the
river right now in Missouri. They're camping.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Was that the Ozarks?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I don't think they're not those arc type. I don't
know where they're at, but I know that there's no
cell phone coverage out there, so they got no reception,
no technology. They're just them in the river and their friends.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Dude, lake life is pretty dope. I haven't done it
in a minute, but we did it for the vacation
photo shoot. Yeah, Tom Forge Lake or something. Look it up.
Alan Jackson's got a house on it. I wouldn't mind
being there for about a week. We're there for twelve hours. Dude,
that place was sick. We did have dope boats and
a dope little house. But what I'm saying, dude, perfect lake.
(14:53):
It's just a totally different vibe. I don't think anybody's
cell phone work. That's exactly what she said.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
But I thought it was funny because she posted on
base book about to go out to the wilderness for
the weekend and disconnect from technology. But she had to
put it on Facebook to let everybody know she was
disconnecting from technology, which seems like counterintuitive. She goes to
get back to the basics of enjoying times with friends,
family and nature.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
That is the best time man on CMA Fest. Phones
went out for two hours on that Saturday. There's no
service downtown. Really, it didn't matter what bar we were at.
Nobody had Wi Fi, no text were sending. It was
the best two hours of the entire weekend exactly because
you weren't posting, you weren't texting. Everybody had their phones
in their pocket, eyes were out, mouth was open taking shots.
(15:39):
If mouth was open, it either got a shot or
something in it. Mine gotta banana.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Okay, Arnold enough, Arnold, shut up.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
But yeah, dude, that's the time because everybody's actually having conversations.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Good and we're gonna take a break and we're gonna
come back and we're gonna have a conversation about the
NBA Finals. I told you it was over. After Game
one has been Game three, it's still over. We'll be
right back. I tell you that Luka Doncic is an idiot.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I have opinions.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Luca is so stupid, like he's a superstar. He's amazing,
he's fun to watch. But the jabbering at the ref.
He causes his team so many points because he doesn't
get back. He shoots a shot and instead of running
back on defense, man, man, why didn't you come found?
(16:29):
Why are you going found? That guy got me on
the arm, and then they get a wide open shot
because guess what they're playing four on five for V
five for V five. I mean, I'm not upset that
I had. I mean, let's say that I thought Dallas
was gonna be rock No, no, no, no, let.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Me let me tell you what I hat.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Well, let me tell you what I have. I thought
Dallas was going to be rocking. I thought that in
the right the stadium was rock.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
You were right, dude, I told you his ass was
to be there. And this is what he sent us.
I don't even know if he went to the game.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
What did he sends you? He sends me this, Oh,
he's outside the arena.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Then he goes but no detail. He goes, best, I got, uh,
it's hotter than fuck here, I believe that. So so
that is like your hundredth f ball already, but you're
at the game. The details we get was a picture
from outside and it's hotter than f So maybe, so
what about Luca don Chicchen person? What was that?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Like, Billy, maybe he didn't go in the arena and
he just watched it on that screen on the outside.
Because if he traveled from Austin to Dallas to watch
it on that screen, he's an idiot.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
But he doesn't give us details. Everybody's right now flying
by the seat of their pants, trying to do ten
things at one time. But but Billy, like, how was
the game? How is Luca not it's hotter than f.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, could you hear Luca crying the whole game? Or
you know, were you sitting too far up? Because it
is so annoying to watch. But anyway, we were spot on.
The Mavericks came out, they were hot, the place was rocking.
I took the Mavericks minus one and a half first quarter,
first quarter.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
They got it.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
They were blowing them out, Oh you.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Missed my play five rights right, because I was following
Tatum and Jaylen Brown. They were blowing them out twenty
two to nine at one point.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
And then all of a sudden, here they come, Here
come the Celtics, and the Celtics come down down by
three with twenty nine seconds left. They shoot it Tatums
and we get Luca gets the rebound. I think Luca
gets the rebound, or whoever rebounds it passes it to Luca.
He dribbles up the court and he stands at the
top of the key, dribbling outside the three point line.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Dribbling. What with this dribbling?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Dribbling doesn't make one pass.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Perfect you want the clock to run out.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Doesn't make one move to try to get by. Tatum
literally just stands there dribbling the ball.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Woo woo woo euro ball.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
And then with three seconds left on the shot clock,
a step three. He's already behind the three point line,
but he steps a step farther, brick off the rim.
He falls down, doesn't even run back on defense. Celtics
get the rebound. Guess what Jason Tatum did after he
attempted to blood the shot. He ran down the court.
(19:16):
He's standing underneath the rim by himself. Why, because Luca's
on the floor looking at the rev going huh, really, really,
you're not gonna call foul.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
You're not gonna call a foul. Come on, you're not
gonna call a foul.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
They throw the ball down the court, Tatum dunks it.
They're down by one with one second ago.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I lose the bet. That one hurts. How did you
get to bet after that one? A point five is
when you know you're cold and you just gotta stop.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
No, No, I was just so pissed because Luca all
he does is cry to the rest and then the
rest of the game, and then he ended up fouling
out of the game and it's his own damn fault
because there was a couple of fouls, like the guy's
just dribbling and he would just hit him on the
arm and be like, yeah, that was me because he
was frustrated with the rest, so he would commit a
stupid foul which came back in the fourth quarter. Oh no,
(20:02):
you already have four fouls and you commit two more fouls,
you're out of here, Bud.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Maybe a terrible analogy, but when you're losing in Vegas analogy.
Please give me a minute, give me the moment you're
playing craps, you're like, screw it, another five, I just
double down. Those little moments at the end of the
trip are what make you either positive or negative. And
if Luca would just back up, if you just back
up from the craps table, take a moment, which Lucas
(20:26):
should have done instead of being all frustrated, and just
that ends up adding up, which is the final score
of the game and all your final score of money.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
It's unbelievable. And Tatum, he usually cries to the refs
a lot, but he hasn't cried at all in the
NBA finals. I have not seen him bitching at the
refs like he usually does. Luca got away from it
a little bit in the Western Conference finals ish, but man,
in the finals, that's all he's doing. There was one
time he fell out of bounds. Instead of getting up
and running back, he sat there and jogged with the
(20:55):
ref came down Derek White or Drew Holliday, don't remember which.
One Wide open three because guess who's supposed to be
guarding him. Luca for being a superstar. The dude is
an idiot.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah, Baseball, you can get away with yelling where it's
not gonna affect you. Football is not gonna affect you. Basketball, dude,
it's such a split second game. You don't have time
really to argue.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
He wastes more energy yelling at the refs than he
does getting back on defense. And I don't even care.
Like I'm not a Mavericks fan. I like I said,
I love watching him play because he's so good. But
it drives me nuts, the complaining to the ref and
it's like you are costing your team over and over
and over and over again.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
We got screwed not seeing Nuggets Boston and Boston breathed
the sigh of relief when the Nuggets got.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
And I mean, the Celtics are just so they're just
so good.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
How did it come back on the road down twenty
two to nine and they almost did it by the
end of the first quarter.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah, it's because they're so good. They're just so deep.
They can go to their bench and guys on their
bench can score, create things, play great ball. The Mavericks bench,
they go to the bench and it's just like, man,
it's a bunch of crap. It's dog crap. And then
Derek Jones Junior, who's been dynamite all playoffs, flying around.
I don't even know if he played. I don't know
(22:15):
if he played the other night. I didn't see him
do anything.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I told you you want to done contest. He hasn't
done anything in three years. Guys, Look at there's this
video of Luca from the Bubble twenty twenty. Oh yeah,
where he's quick, he's fast, he's almost unrecognizable. Bro has
lost a step. He still has the step back, but.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Oh he has a step in rug he has a
step back three where he's not gonna run back on d. Literally,
he's at the top of the key. If you're gonna
shoot that shot, you gotta be back pulling, pedaling to get.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
On d Would you say that you were funnier in
twenty twenty, I mean, I know we're all going through
it in the pandemic and maybe your jokes didn't hit
as much. Where did you think you were funnier in
twenty twenty?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
No, probably funnier now.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Okay, so your time. I've improved my game, dude. Luca
in twenty two he was quick. You should have saw
him getting his own rebounds. There's a clip going all
over the internet. Just search Internet Luca Bubble. I mean,
still the number seventy seven flying, not even talking about
his weight, just saying how agile.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
He he looks a little heavier now, not saying.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
That man, it's okay. I don't comment on people's way,
you can't, but I'm saying he was sit The little
step back was quicker, the step in the euro It
was crazy seeing him go back for his own rebound.
He doesn't even do that anymore.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
And I know he's battling through injuries. I get it,
but guess what, that's part of it. He's hurt, okay,
but quit bitching to the refs. It is so annoying.
And then he just and he laughs that bad and
he just points the ref. Really, you're gonna call that?
You're gonna call that, like, come on, and he points
and he does his arms like this every time, and he.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I know, we got hockey. We're balls deep in that. No,
we don't give a crop. But my question is this, yo,
we dude, we love the hockey man around here. Where
is that thing? Yeah? Talk, do the MAVs squeeze one
out or is this a sweep in the NBA Finals.
I mean, you've got to say the MAVs win.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
No, they're not gonna win one.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Celtics roll.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Celtics are gonna win tonight. It's gonna be a four
to h sweep. Because here's the thing. The Mavericks put
all their juices into that first quarter on Wednesday night.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
That was there.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
If they can hold a lead, and that's great. They
held their first quarter is good. Their second unit can't
hang with the Celtics. If the Celtics don't get complacent,
there is no chance the Mavericks gonna win. The Celtics
are just too deep. They are good at every position.
The Mavericks have Luca Kyrie and some random dudes. The
Celtics have Tatum Brown, Holiday White, Zingy. No, Zinge doesn't
(24:50):
play anymore.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Nobody's on the team.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
He is on the team support. They have depth, and
they have Horford. They have just people that can play
at every position. Guys off their can score ten points.
It's that Pritchard kid. I saw Hayden Pritchard from the
University of Oregon.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Nine up in the first early I mean.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
It it's just the depth just wears on you. The
Mavericks don't have enough firepower. When Luca goes to the bench,
they're dead. It's Kyrie and a bunch of scrubs.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
I mean these finals they suck, right, No, I bro,
if you get started getting some six seven game series,
that's where at the bars you can feel. It was
the game on during CMA Fest. Now that was hockey.
So yeah, I didn't get to experience it was obviously
nobody's talking sports. No.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
No, the first game was on. The game one was
on that Thursday night CMA Fest, And I'm telling you
backstage at the Big at Nissan, not one person said, hey, man,
you guys know the score of the Mavericks Celtics game.
Not one person was interested.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Usually that people are asking, there's a buzz. You're at
an Italian restaurant. You know, the guy's putting up a
little mini screen so that people can watch the game.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
The problem is that there was seven days off in
between the series. Interesting it, Yeah, Hey, that's the mob
is in the back watching on different TV.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Hey there, why did they talk at Hey tell Frankie,
we gonna win the series. We put four to zero
on Boston.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Hey, tale, Frankie, I want ten gs. Ten G's on
the Celtics first quarter plus one and a half. You
tell Luca to fault his ass down on that stupid ass.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Three. This isn't about the city, this is about family.
Celtics in four.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
It's over. I mean tonight, it ends tonight. The Mavericks
they can come out as hot as they want. They
can get up by fifteen and guess what the Celtics
will do. They'll just chip away, chip away because they're
just better, They're deeper. It's over. Luca, you're a little bitch, Yeah,
a little bit. You complain too much. You've got to
stop complaining.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I know you guys in your trucks right now. You
guys don't give a flying shit. But the MVP race
for the finals.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Oh, it's over.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
It's Jalen Brown.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
If he doesn't win, is he the favorite yet?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Hold on? So is Jalen Brown and Tatum were even money?
Let's say they're very close going into that game. In
the third quarter, Tatum was the runaway favorite and jan
Brown was plus three hundred. By the end of the game,
it flipped and Jalen Brown is now minus three hundred
and Tatum is plus two hundred. Okay, so Jalen Brown
is your overwhelming favorite win the NBA Finals, MVP, and guys,
(27:13):
I tell you about futures betting. For the longest time,
he was nine to one, though almost the entire NBA
Playoffs he was nine to one.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
That's a bad move. Should have hit that early because
he he looks like the best player.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
On the floor, because he's doing those Jordan dunks.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Oh, he's dunking over people, blocking shots. He's locking down on.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Your head, and he is too tall.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
He's dialed in. What does that mean when they too tall? Yeah, no,
it's saying he's too short to guard me.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
But when you tap your head, that means that's it.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
No, that's saying midget. You're a midget.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
No, when you tap your head, that's I just hit
you on the head. Okay, that's what it is.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
It says you're a midget, like you're not tall enough,
like get someone bigger, like ah.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
But I thought that's when the kids, the millennia, like
my nephew, when they do that, that's too small.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Now they used to do that.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Now they do the head.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
The head means you're too small, yes, okay, like you're
not big enough.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Man like dude, I'm gonna start doing that in traffic,
freaking getting in traffic fights because you can't do the
too small but you just tap your head. Hey, oh,
I like that. My vehicle's bigger than yours. Hey yeah,
get off me. I like that.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Hey. But yeah, we're expecting a seven game series. I
will not watch the games tonight if they if it
goes another game, let me know. If it goes three
to two, then I'll watch again. But I'm out on
the NBA Finals, the Celtics or the Champs. It's amazing,
I really do hope.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
I know you're I know you're randomly not into the
Stanley Cup Finals. Yeah, it's already two nothing, but hold on,
it's called sports. You get two games in one stadium,
two in the other. I this game's already happened. I
think Oilers make it close, and let's get two two
and then we have an awesome Stanley Cup Finals.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
But what are the finals? What were the scores of
the first two games?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Blowouts? But hasn't matter. Oilers win one. We've got ourselves
a series and at a two playoff games that's supposed
to be structured to narrow down to the two best
hockey teams and the two best NBA teams. It's it's
been terrible, I know.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
And what they say is the series hasn't begun until
someone has lost at home. So you're right now, let's
take a break.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
I gotta now. It's hot in here all of a sudden, I.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Know it's not as cold as I thought it was.
I got a PSA for parents out there. I got
a PSA. Can you watch your own damn kids preach?
Can you please give your kids some attention? Can you
please tell your kids to quit squirting me and splashing
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me and throwing water balloons at me. Why I'm sitting
on the edge of the damn pool.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Sorry, I'm texting Sarah, my friend from college.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I know Mollie and Amanda want to sit at the
table and just gossip about life and catch up. But hey,
see your kids over here. They're annoying as.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Sandy from work just sent me this hilarious meme. Oh
I want to hear that story.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Tell me, Oh yeah, hey Jack, yeah Jack, Okay, Yeah,
you're okay, okay, good. No, he's not okay. He just
hit me with the water bloon in the face three
damn times.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Lady, they're not focusing because if they're in a conversation,
that's taking diverting some of their attention. Then you got
the cell phone at part of it where the husband's
saying his dinner made. Hey, honey, I didn't get that
bonus like I told you, And then she's talking to
the lady at the you know you got your hoa.
So they have similar h ways. Can you believe they
find us for having a red car yet Marks drives
(30:33):
a Camaro?
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Now yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Yeah, oh John, oh Shitney drowned. That was a little dramatic.
Let's not have kids drowning. You guys got they've got
to wear the armbands, right, uh, they well.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
They wear the floaties. Yes, but this is in the bait.
They have a like a shallow part and I'm sitting
on the edge and my kids are splashing me, throwing,
you know, like no, and I'm fine with that.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
It's my kids, guess what. And like kids bring toys
and they have those little they're like one sh sh
like they can pull them back, yeah, and you shoot
it and people have all their toys and so my
kids pick it up and they're shooting me with it.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Zap sucker.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
So then these other kids think they can just pick
up these toys and start shooting me with it. You're
talking about a port missile of water. Yeah, a water missile.
A water missile. That's exactly what it is. It's not
a water gun, but it's a water missile. So these
kids start, you know, doing it and like waiting.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
You're under heavy fire. I mean you ate a bunker,
dude with the chairs. That's when you put up the towel.
The moms are watching, laughing, the hits off.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
No, the mom's are like, oh, yeah, yeah, okay, he's cool.
I'm just sitting there.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Yeah, you're a bad mom.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
So it's my kids, and these other two kids come
over like, oh, this guy's getting shot, we can shoot
them too, And they start shooting me in the face
and they start shooting me. I'm like all right, all right,
all right, okay, all right, And I'm thinking the parents
are gonna the moms are gonna say something, but.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
No, we got the Ukraine Gaza battle over here.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
A man Don Sally over there, just still talking away,
just talking about life, catching up. They haven't seen each
other in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Oh Facebook, Oh, I now it X so funny Twitter.
Did you see Max? That'd make you hotter?
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Oh my god, did you see that billboard over there
on I forty? That was so funny.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
It's Beyonce half an egg. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
We have got to get tickets to the Beyonce show
at Nissan.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Jeremy was driving and he almost hit a light pole.
Yon Hangars were out, girl. I mean, I was like,
are you looking at Beyonce? And he was like no,
And I was like, well, then, why did you almost
hit the pole? I caught him a red handed lion
to me, I caught him ejaculating the other day. What
the I thought moms always they'd get into and.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Said, yeah, I don't know if they went to there.
I don't know if they went there.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
So Johnny is cheating on me. Okay, the pool conversation
has turned.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Really, I'm so sorry. Do you need a class? Do
you need one of my beers or my white claws
that I have.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
In my bag. All the while you're under fire from
the kids, I'm just taking a shot after shot after shot.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
I'm a wounded soldier and I'm just like I can't
even I'm like, okay, I can't even see. Then there's
like a ball and one of my kids wants to
play catch, my four year old, so I'm playing catch
with him. And then one of those kids like, hey, oh,
here's a shark. Bite bite bite, bite, bite bite. And
I'm like okay, okay, like all right, I'm playing catch
bite bite bit. He has a little stuffed shark. And
(33:19):
I'm like, ladies, get your damn kids, like, I'm not even.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Know the ladies. No, introduce yourself.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
I don't know these kids. I don't know them. I'm
just trying to interact with my kids.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
They take a foot to the face and I'm on you.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Hello, Hello, I am not a babysit.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Hey are you in normal clothes? Of you in your
bathing sit? Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
I'm in my suit?
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Yeah. What about the moms?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
What are they in? They're in their suits? Everybody suited up. Yes,
people are suited up at the pools. And the wife there,
she's in her suitcase.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Why is she not tell the moms.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
I don't know. I don't know how to tell these like, hey,
get your damn kids and get them away from me.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
They probably just view you as the fun guy. But
that's what I'm saying you gotta then cut. They're trying
to just push their kids off on you. So they
have a weekend like they used to have in college.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
One they think I'm the damn babysitter and I'm not
even getting paid. They're like, oh, look we got this chuck.
He's gonna babysit our kids while we sit over here
and gab and gab a gab.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
But you haven't said were their husbands. They ain't there, No,
see times. I mean that divorce rate is same as
it's always been.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
No, they're they're just probably busy at work. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Yeah, they're slammed on a Saturday. No, they're at the
golf course and then in the nineteenth hole they're banging
their secretary.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Maybe so, I'm sorry, maybe so. Anyway, So then I'm
playing ketch with my kid and the damn kids are
with their sharka shark, shark shark. I'm like, okay, you
guys are annoying af And so then the kids like, oh,
you want to play ketch with my shark and I'm
like I can do that. No, No, I'm playing catch
with my kid right now and not right now. And
he goes Okay, throw it to me. And I'm like, dude,
(35:02):
you're the dad.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
They never had it. This actually turns sad.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
I'm like, okay, here here, here's your shark back. I
throw the bottom of my kid. Here, you wanna play
cash down?
Speaker 2 (35:09):
And I'm like, they don't have a father figure, dude,
that's freaking lebron. Nobody played it with him. His mom
bought him a hoop and they said that was the
best return on investment ever. You need to play with
little Johnny. He doesn't have a dad at home. Mom
got the house in the divorce, and he goes home
to an empty mansion.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
That might be it. And he's like, guess what I am.
I'm the shark trainer. And I'm like, okay, cool kid,
give me the shark trainer. I don't give a damn
leave me alone.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Mom's probably all love you.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Well, no, they don't know. Moms don't talk to me.
They're just over there gabbing away. They don't say, hey,
thanks for watching my kid, thanks for you know, being
you know, the punching bag, the target for everything in
the freaking pool.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Dude. There's you being super dad and then playing with
these side kids and then Nick and Karen the other day,
I go, hey, man, what do you guys got You
got the one kid, right, and they go, no, we
have three. Oh. They post them on all Instagram all
the time. I had no idea that three kids. I go, oh, well,
the one boy, you always just post him, right, I mean, dude,
I didn't even know their family structure. I'm like, great,
(36:10):
I didn't even know they have two boys. And that's
not good. That's terrible, that's kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I am just and so it goes on for like
an hour.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
What do you have one kid?
Speaker 1 (36:18):
So finally i'm my kids, let's go to the deep end.
Let's go to the deep end because they can't swim.
Those kids can't swim. They ain't got floaties on. Let's
get to the deep end. And my wife is like, man,
you were getting assaulted over there. I'm like, oh, hello, yes,
why didn't you step in? Why do you go tell
those women? Hey, put your damn white claws down, get
your knockers in the pool, get them a little wet
(36:40):
and get some slippery nipples and talk to your damn kids.
Do your kids is at schoolmates or they just all
these kids? I don't know Hodgepodge, right, these are Hodgepodge.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
They're private school.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
And I just was like, god, man, can you like,
why is it my responsibility? What about me? Says hey,
I want your kid shoot water missiles into my face
over and over and over again.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Dude, I'm now remembering it all. I think that's why
half the parents brought their kids to church. It's free babysitting.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
That's why they took them to church.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Why they took them to the pool. They had their
trust me. I guarantee you they both had Stanley's and
both they had white claws, and both the white claws
had mimosas in them. Whatever that meant. I don't know
what that means. It doesn't But then they had a
side sipper that was straight mimosa juice.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
So I'm asking people out their parents, like, when you
take your kids the pool, pay attention to your own
damn kids. I'm not there to sit there and be
the a freaking assaulted person. I am not a punching bag.
I am there to hang out, relax, watch my kids
play in the pool, and if my kids want to
scort me with a water missile or throw a ball
(37:47):
at me or whatever they want to do. Want to
bite me with a shark? Cool, but I don't want
to play catch with your kid and his shark. Why
are we playing catch with a shark? At least get
a damn ball.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Yet, Billy always says he got established domin and you
did not establish dominance.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
No, because I don't know these kids. I don't know
how to talk to these kids. I don't know what
kind of structure they have, Like, can you tell these kids?
Speaker 2 (38:10):
No, I can tell you right now. Those kids I
got a night nurse. They're spoon fed with a silver spoon.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
So it was just like wow, man, Like I had
them all around me. It was like freaking sharks seeing
their prey and they just kept going and going.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
All the milfies heard that.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
But then I want to know one other question, and
I'll tell you ask you right out the break. Do
people really have that hard of lives or do they
like to appear like they have a rough life, that
they have a lot going on?
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Who are you talking about the homeless?
Speaker 1 (38:50):
No, they I think have a rough life because it's
not easy out there on the streets.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
I've said it once, I'll say it a thousand times.
The homeless didn't make one bad decision. They made hundreds
of bad decisions.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
It could be one bad decision.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Hard to believe, but I've been there. I've been homeless.
So what I'm saying is there's a way out. You
can you too, can talk on the golden microphone. That
one guy right.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Around, Yeah, but then he didn't he go back to
the golden voice. What happened to hilden point?
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Golden voice went back to the golden will, Golden voice,
back to the golden gate. I don't know, man, Oh,
say what your question is? So right? It's rhetorical.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
No, I did at the pool see a dad uh
that his daughter goes to daycare with the kids.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
See, I knew it was gonna be you guys cross paths.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
This was a cross path, right.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
But that's what I'm saying. You got to say to pops,
I'm watching the kids. You're picking them up a daycare
on Monday. But also you got a good work life balancer.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Well I see him, and I got my feet dangling
over the pool. You know what I mean? He walks
by my Hey, man.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
What's going?
Speaker 1 (40:01):
How's it going?
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Hey? Sam?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
I don't know his name is the problem. I've talked
to him a couple of times at the school, but
never really got his name. Probably he's probably introduced himself,
but I just don't remember because it's few and far
between when I see him, Like it goes months and
then I don't see him, and it's like, hey, man,
how you man?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
All right? Good?
Speaker 1 (40:19):
So he's sitting there, Hey, how you man?
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Am I?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Man? I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out,
hung up, dry, road hard, he goes, but it'll be
worse tomorrow, and I the outlook man, So I'm like,
does this.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Dude really have it that hard?
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Or is it you have to say that so everybody
looks at you, like, yeah, man, I work hard. I'm
really I'm really putting in the work or you know
what I mean. Do people want you to think that
they you're working really hard? I don't know if that's
a true statement. Does he really feel like he's been
chewed up and spit out? But tomorrow's gonna be even worse.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Like I try to wear my feelings on my sleeve.
So if I'm around my friends and I tell him, hey,
I'm absolutely exhausted. We got house this week, or I'll
tell Beazer, hey, I'm starting to see ghosts. We worked
sixteen hours today. Just FYI, I'd probably am not safe
on the road. I mean, if you're super tired, it's
actually comparable to being drunk. So and I've told Beza
that I can't run this errand because I'm a hazard
(41:18):
of the road. But so I'll say that for that guy.
You just say that on a random Saturday Sunday. Maybe
he's trying to just flex.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
How hard No, that was on a Monday, Okay, I
mean it's all there.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Mean he had it at the office.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
But then tomorrow's gonna be even worse, Like, man, what's
going on?
Speaker 2 (41:33):
You don't meet your sales numbers, you don't meet the quota.
He just gets browbeat.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
But yeah, if he got browbeat today, they're gonna brow
beat him again the next day because he said it's
gonna be worse tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Like, well, if you know him, is everything good?
Speaker 1 (41:45):
I didn't know how to approach that. I didn't know
what to be like everything okay at home? Man, Hey,
here's a five man like I didn't know how to
I just literally thought he's just saying that to say.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
It but what is he do? You know what he does?
No idea. See that's why it's also weird for somebody
to say that when you don't know their careers. We
hang out with Ann and she goes, oh I'm exhausted.
Oh okay, we know she works at the hospital. Must
have been a crazy shift. COVID. There's all these new protocols.
This that was back in Yeah, so if you know
their industry, you can kind of understand and relate for
(42:17):
him to just say that that was just him just flexing,
establishing dominance that he works hard hold on. It's also
him bless. It's also him getting sympathy for maybe being
a bad dad because he's not playing with the kid
and you're being superman.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
No, no, no, he he interacts with his daughter.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Is he hit?
Speaker 1 (42:37):
I mean like no, no, no, no, the water hitting
the water splash time. No, he's just chilling talking to her,
watching her. Oh that's cool. Yeah, Oh I saw you
do that jump. That was a good jump. So he's interacting.
It's not like he's, you know, hold up in the
corner talking about Billy.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
And oh bad reference. Sorry Billy, U just in bad names.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
He's not talking about the people at the office. He's
sitting there, he's actually paying attention.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
I because, I mean, after're about five minutes of pool
time with Boomer and he throws the football over my
head or pushes me in or wants me to jump in.
For the hundred time, me and him almost come to
blows every time, splashing me, getting my hair wet, throwing
me in, keeps throwing crap in front of the girls,
(43:22):
trying to lay by the pool. I'm just thinking back
that usually leads to fisticuffs with me and Boomer. So
I could see a dad getting mad at it. But
Dad's there playing Dad. Dad isn't overreacting his tiredness. Dad's
Dad's there, Dad's present. Okay, Dad's there. Yeah, Dad's there. Okay,
so he's playing, but he's tired as hell. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
And then I can't rely. I'm like, he's like, how
are you? And I'm good, man, Like you know what
I mean, Like, I don't feel like I've been chewed
up and spit out.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
That's quite the reference though. That's a good one, man.
I've been hung up dry and hung up hard. How
you being? What the bleep it? You hit it? You
hit him with hey?
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Man?
Speaker 2 (44:03):
We've been at the office. You gotta hit him. Wh
next time at the office, they're on the bone show man,
we've been road hard, hung up, wet. Yeah, how hard
the radio can be?
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Man? How hard can radio be? You don't know what
I'm doing. I might know what, man, I'll tell you
how hard my job is. I wasn't comparing. Yeah, you win, congratulations,
You'll get.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Into the pearly gates.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
So I'm worried about the next time. I if I'm
going to see him again.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
As you gotta ask him. You could be like, hey, man,
I thought last time I saw you got chewed up.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Hey, but at least they speak you out and they
didn't swallow you.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
You hit him with his own reference.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Next time he's like, what are you talking? He's like, what,
I don't see any BikeE marks on you. What do
you mean I thought you got chewed up?
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Man? Go to Or maybe it's just people's time to
complain when they're not not at the office.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
They just it's just their go to.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
They're just they're just saying crap for somebody to hear it.
Where you always try to have good person out, dude,
some people don't give a rip they're like, hey, I'm tired, man,
I got chewed up and spit up. He doesn't give
a crap about having a conversation. He's just just telling
you his exact feelings. You gotta respect that.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
It's pretty it was. It was interesting, but yeah, all right, man,
Well did he work construction?
Speaker 2 (45:19):
I know he don't look he doesn't look like unless
white collar. I don't know if it's in that area
community pool. I mean, he's got to be a lawyer.
He's on Church Street. Maybe he's on the label side
of things. It was CMA Fast Week. He doesn't.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
I don't think he's in the label industry.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
I don't know nine of the city is You're right?
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Or he could be in healthcare because it's a lot
of people in healthcare tons.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
He always wears a visor, okay.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
I mean does he have a labrador and a jeep too?
I mean it sounds like freaking all American, dude. Yeah, ray,
he has an American flag. I haven't. I don't even
know what he drives. Yeah, yeah, well, you need to
keep an eye on him. I'd love to get a
name to him, because that character, honestly could bring something
to this show. Yeah, yeah, but you have no other
That's the only conversation you had with the guy. The
(46:07):
last memory was him saying, chewed hard and spit out wet.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
No, he said, I feel like I've been chewed up
and spit out, But tomorrow is gonna be worse. I mean,
that's the that's the when it worried me and he goes,
but tomorrow is gonna be worse. I thought it was
just done with the chewed up and spit out. It's like, oh,
rough day at the office, you know. That's what I
was thinking.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
How much worse can he get?
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Man? But it's gonna be worse tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
I just wouldn't go in.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
You get a little sick, man, I would take the
day off. If it's gonna be worse tomorrow, just stay home.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Dude, Why didn't you give him some advice? Hey, you
can always not go in. That's a great lesson for
the kids. Times get hard, Just stay at home. Hey,
just don't even know anything. This bail man, he just
take a bacake. You hit him with that. He just
stares at you, like your efforts to this thing? What
(47:00):
is this guy? Who is this guy? This guy? You're
in your board straort, you got your like peace sign
and your hang loose. You're like, dude, you can always
just take the day off. Man.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yeah, he's like, oh, you think that's an option?
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Man?
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Do you think that's an option?
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Really?
Speaker 1 (47:17):
I don't, God of life, you live.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Got a wife, kids, five hundred thousand dollars mortgage.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
I gotta I gotta put a roof on their head, man,
take the day off. Who is this guy?
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Hey, man, there's an easier way out there. Put it
all in the MAVs tonight.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Maybe that's why. Maybe he's a mass man.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Oh god, they're not on the maps after the game,
and then put it off laughing. Put on the damn oilers.
Oh this already aired. They probably lost, probably lost. Put
on the oilers. They're like plus four hundred Connor McDavid,
who else? I don't know what you gotta think. Opposite
of Vegas, Vegas wants every day on the ass to
(48:01):
every dumb ass says Celtics win it all, the Panthers
win it all. Be the guy that bets on the
opposite side of it. You're one game away with the
Oilers being a two to one series, and they got
another game at Oilerville and it's two to two and
we got a whole different ballgame.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
So yeah, yeah, But I mean, the Panthers made it
there last year, so I feel like they're pretty damn good.
And Vegas had the Celtic Celtic Celtic Celtics. If we
would have been thinking opposite, opposite, opposite, guess what we
would have done. Lost and lost and lost and lost
and lost.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
But the Celtics were bulldozing everybody.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
So yeah, speaking of bull dozing, we're going to bulldoze
as pod we out Hey, Happy Father's Day, man.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
Thanks man, twenty three kids in the freezer at Vanderbilt.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
I really thought you'd start the pod talking to me
about Happy Father's Day. I'm doing a great job with
my kids, but you didn't even mention it to all
you sore losers' dads out there. Happy Father's Day.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
We talked about you being a father for thirty minutes,
we did.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
I forgot, And I know some of you guys don't
see your kids because you're a bad dad, but hey,
that's okay too, Arnold call me daddy.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Happy Father's Stay uns, daddy.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Oh boy, oh Falcons got a forfeit of pick man.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
Yeah, I said, Falcons are gonna falcon.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
Got a fifth round pick and find two hundred and
fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
For trying to get a forty year old dude.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
With a blown achilles.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
Dude, they blew it. Man, get a pet, Michael Pennix
when you don't even need a quarterback. Got fine because
you talked to cousins before you're supposed to and spend
a bunch of money on cousins. When we saw the documentary,
looks like you just chose by a campfire in Minnesota
for nine months of the year.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
That is true. But and now he doesn't have a
secret room in his house because he had to move.
All right, man, hey us open. Did you take any money?
Did you bet anybody? No?
Speaker 2 (49:52):
I usually wait today. And also we had to get paid.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
Oh what if the yeah fourteenth comes in today? Oh man,
I'm talking great Morgan.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
It says there's no audio at the link you sent me,
just a it rains at poor as we got chewed
up and spit out wet. They're going at the office
Speaker 1 (50:14):
Man, But it's gonna be worse tomorrow.
It is the middle of June. I might freeze to death.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
So these radio buildings a lot of inside baseball here.
You guys aren't gonna understand. In your trucks, we understand that.
We're well aware of that.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
But the I do believe the farmers they will understand it.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
And some of them have air conditioning in their cabs. Also,
the lawnmowers, those guys similar sound.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I would imagine nah mower's a lot louder and they
usually wear headphones.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Now, dude, my damn lawnmower guy, I mean rich rich here, sorry,
low key flex he charged in this economy forty dollars.
It's nothing, but dude, he only takes cash and I'm
never there, So Bezer has to give them the money.
And they don't speak the same language. He speaks Spanish,
he speaks English. She never knows which guy to go
up to because she's really never met the guy that
I got initially introduced to, So she never know because
(00:48):
there's been time. She'll go to give it to one
of the guys and he just goes no, and.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
So she won't handle the money.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
And so then now her new thing is she just
throws it in the cab of the truck. I'm like, so,
wait a second. When you're paying for a couple of
weeks it ends up being close to one hundred doll
You're just throwing one hundred dollars in the cab of
this truck, and we're just hoping a gust to win.
Does it just pick up this cash and blow it
down the road.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
You're hoping that he gives you credit for that one
hundred dollars. It's just thrown in the cab. You might
want to hand it to him so you know that. Hey,
look me in the eyes. We we are paying you,
not just some that's not money from your last job.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
This is our money, which is what I explained to her.
I said, okay, well once you do that, then I
text the guy and I say, hey, money is here.
We placed it there cab of pickup, underneath break pedal.
And then when other times I leave it to him
front doormat, go to the third doormat on the right
three car garage. Kidding it's one car. I go lift
(01:41):
up the back right corner of the doormat. I mean, dude,
for the love of God, bro get venmo fuck bleep it.
He won't get Venmo. He won't get Zell, he won't
get a wire transfer, can't give him a check cash.
I can't tell you how many ATM runs I made again,
rich people problems, low key flex forty dollars to get
(02:02):
it mode, but.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Good god, get Venmo. Dude, I had salt. I got
some tall trees. Tall trees. I can't get up there,
rich people problem. No, no, I can't get out there. Broken
back form, you have broken back to not trying to
fall out of a tree problem. So I pay some dude.
Well no, I didn't even pay some dude. I hired
(02:26):
a dude from jack Rather to come and trim the tree.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Hey are you from jack Hole the website?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Because I needed the trees trimmed. I was like, hey man,
we got to get these trees trim. I'm scared. I
need these branches. So he trims it.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Here, hand me that hands you what your man card?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh damn it, I'll.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Be taking that. Hey that was really funny. Good. I
swear I was looking at what's he talking about? No,
it's gone, man, it's out of there anyway.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
So he's like, I was like, yeah, if you could
just you know, email me an invoice and I'll you know,
I'll pay you. He's like, and he responds, my wife
will do. I'm like, all right, So the wife emails
or text me and I'm like, yeah, if you could just,
you know, send me an invoice so I can, you know,
get you paid. She's like, I'll send right over, let
me know when you receive and I'm okay. Cool. Week
(03:25):
goes by two weeks, goes by three weeks, goes by
a month and a half, goes by nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
That's awesome. Nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
They just never email me.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
They go by a man's word.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Well, a man's word. I can't pay you unless you
tell me how to pay you.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I can't pay you unless you tell me how much
I owe you.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Right. They trust that you're eventually going to pay him
dude back in the day, So what.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Do you think Eventually they're just gonna email me in
six months and I'll be like, oh, okay, now I
can pay dude.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
A man's word, a man's handshake is they don't need
no invoice.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
No, no, I understand the handshake, but I don't know
how much I'm supposed to pay them.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I spit in my palm, so.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I'm just sitting here going I got free tree service.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Dude. Yeah, but they're maybe waiting for you to get
another tree that you have issues with and then get
the cash.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
So you're thinking like, oh, they're just good. I guess
their business is just so rich rich they're just rolling
in the cash.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
That Hey, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Well, we'll get around to it whenever you want to
invoice you in eight months, maybe that's when you'll pay us.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Well, you're not realizing, dude, it's clients for life. My
guy gave us a quote for landscaping, told us four
thousand dollars. We told him to kick rocks. But we're
clients for life. So he goes, there's no rush. You
don't pay me today, you don't pay me next month,
you don't pay me at the end of the year.
Talk about it next year. That's what I'm saying. They
think your relationship goes for eighty years. They're in no hurry,
(04:51):
bron til ran comes, dude, and then you need that
money till.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
That light bulb They come home and the light bills
are the lights are out? Hey, man, what happened? Oh
we forgot to invoice that guy.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Man all that to say, it's cold in this room.
The air conditions gets very very low.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I mean, my hands are so damn cold.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
That's the worst. If you keep it at the house
between sixty nine and sixty eight, it's perfect. You get
on the lower end of verse sixty nine, the lower yeah, yeah,
turn it on the lower end of sixty eight, ends
up where the toes and extremities start to tingle a
(05:32):
little bit.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I mean, I don't know if I should talk about
this on the pod.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I don't know if I was talking about it. But
apparently we got more listeners than we know we do. Yeah,
I got a text It said I didn't officially file
for divorce. You dumb? Sorry, sorry, man, I don't know
(05:57):
who you can be talking about. Man, we break news here, dude.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, but but but it's on the way there.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I mean, no, it is if we got that confirmation
the next day.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Oh then he said he officially filed got it?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Man? Yeah? Man, what were you saying? You're not gonna
talk about it?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I don't know, Like, okay, maybe I should.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Let's intro the show.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
It's really funny what happened, But it's also like, oh
my god, like.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
What the I mean if that sounds like emotions that
truckers that are bored off their ass and their vehicle
need to hear. Good, let's here the show. I'll do
it all right, We're gonna.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Do it live.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
We oh the one, two three? So losers loss? What up?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I gave me the sports facts, my sports opinions
because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Genius, y'all. It says that I'm from the north. I'm
an alpha male. I love on the north side of
Nashville with bays Er, my wife, she was a Broadway girl.
Took her or to her hometown in the vicinity of it,
that is, and it's beautiful. There's nothing but farmland country.
A lot of farmers out there get about one hundred
acres and they don't sell. The big old city boys
come and they want to purchase, and they say, go
fuck yourself, and they're not and they're not. And I'm
(07:16):
actually waiting for some guy to come to my doorstep
and offer me for my three acres. And I'm gonna
tell him, all right, man, moving back.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
To the city, you got yourself a deal man, put
her partner, Shake, shake, yeah, Pat, Pat, pay.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Me when you get around to it, man, don't worry
about it. I was like, yeah, man, where's your property
stretch from? He goes, over yonder, over yonder, he said.
All the time people offer me money from my land.
He goes, if I wanted it to develop it, I
would develop it. Get the hell off my property. Because
they're all developers themselves. All these country boys have an
abaco a forklift, dozer. That's all you need to build stuff. Excavator, yes,
(07:57):
And so they all get in a basement They're like,
do you not look in my I have every piece
of equipment possible to develop this thing. I would do
it if I wanted to get lost. Coach over to you.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Man. We went to the pool the other day, community community,
and we get back and the kids are cold because
they got their wet swimsuits on, you know. So they
all take off their swimsuits, all three baby boxes, and
they're sitting there watching TV. God, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I'd love to join you in laughing, but I don't
know what we're laughing about.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
They're all watching TV. And I walk in the living
room and my five.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Year old.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Is discovering that he has a penis. Okay, it's like
hitting it and he tells brother, He goes, you should
try this. This feels awesome.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Oh my god, we can't talk about that. And I like, what, like,
I don't even know what to do. The truckers won't
live back on from I know, real world. I don't
know what to do because I'm like, he's fine, got
(09:25):
to explain him. The birds and the bees man never
pass up an opportunity. Cat's in the silver and the
silver spoon.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
But at five years old, do you just choose to
ignore it? Do you say, hey, man, if you're gonna
do that, you need to go to your room. Or
do you say, don't do that, dude.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
If you're a dad that's gonna talk about crap, then yes,
you maybe do dude. Don't think my dad talked about anything.
I didn't know how to shave, I didn't know bones
always talking about not having a dad. I had a dad.
He was very present. We just didn't talk about any
of that crap. My dad would say, dig this, put
that up, shovel that mo that. We never talked about
how to shave, how to talk to a girl, how
to dres Dude, the first dance I ever went to.
(10:02):
I didn't even know what to wear. I digress. I
mean my dad was there. We didn't talk about anything.
I tell dude, I remember one time I was in
I'm not even kidding. I was in in eighth grade
and we had another uncle or something come to my
house and he goes, yeah, you line up the buttons
on your shirt with your pants. I didn't know you
(10:23):
lined it, dude. My shirt for twenty twelve years of
my life was crooked. He told me, yeah, you just
line it all up so it's straight. My dad didn't
give an S. He just goes the lumber mill. Dude,
he didn't give an S of your shirt straight. And
I go, oh, so before I go to the city dance,
I will line up my buttons with my jeans, the
button on my jean. I got it, dude.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
But I mean he was just I mean, we're watching
cartoons and he does that, and I'm just like, I don't.
I don't say, man, I just I saw. I just
went in the kitchen. I told my wife and I
just laughed because I just didn't know what to say.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
You're a nice guy, letting him do cartoons. I mean,
you're not watching Sports Center. No, no kids control the TV.
It's for ten minutes before we go to bed bro brochure.
I never got the remote until I went to college. Coachure.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
This is the calm down ten minutes, you're woke, We're
about to brush teeth. But apparently we were getting excited.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Well they're gonna that's yeah. You never know it sucks, dude,
You never even it does suck, though, because you are
kind of confused. He's five, and I'm like, can you
really tell him? Hey? Man, like what dude, that's crazy.
I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe what did you do?
(11:39):
I told you.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I went in the kitchen, told my wife and we
loed about it, and she was like, we'll go talk
to him about him. I talked to him about that.
He's five.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
You you you can know better about those parties.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Like my dad growing up. The one time he said
he was gonna teach me about the birds and the bees.
AJ and I. AJ was a year older, but we
were in the same grade. His parents held him back
a year because they were opening the new elementary school
and they didn't want him to go to the old
elementary school. So we were like good friends and we
were both I was turning thirteen, he was turning fourteen,
(12:13):
and so his dad and my dad were like, Hey,
for your birthday, we're gonna take you out to the lake.
Got a lake house, and we're gonna turn It's gonna
be guy talk all weekend. We're gonna go fishing, and
we're gonna talk all about girls and everything that involves,
you know, becoming a you know, a teenager.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
What if I want to talk about guys.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
That's okay too, And I said, okay, great. We're all
excited and we're in the suburban and we drive out
to the lake and we get to the lake house
and we open the door. Surprise. It was a surprise
birthday party. Never had the talk.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Man, that was the only time my dad ever brought
it up right. But did he know the surprise party
was happening, Yeah, oh smart.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
But he set it up as we're going to have
the birds and the bees talk all weekend. We're gonna
go fishing, just guys being guys. And we stopped at
the grocery store and we bought a big box of
baseball cards and we were gonna open packs of baseball
cards and talk about you know, baseball and sports. And
so we get to the lake. All my friends are
there still to this day, I'm waiting for my dad
(13:15):
to send me down tell me how the birds and
the bees work.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
You imagine that nowadays, ain't no dad, Tona's kids at.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
YouTube.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Man, we're gonna go to the family pool. You can
bring your iPad and we're gonna have guy talk. But
your mom's gonna be on FaceTime. She's gonna be talking
to you too. And then yeah, I'm gonna go back
to the office. Yeah, I mean, that'd mean that's the thing.
It's a there's no guy talk happening in the in
the outhouse next to the lake anymore. No, I mean,
I don't. There's not a lot of guys. Every used
(13:43):
to be a blue collar world. Everybody now got the
big city in the cubicle job.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
No, I've right out by you. I see tractors all
the time.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
That's why it's a different world out there. Those guys
are still going to the lakes and having guy talk.
And you got two tracks where they take the four
wheeler and then a bunch of dudes go talk about
baseball cards and shoot guns and sling shots. These city guys, man,
they're too busy. They tell yeah, you're right. Just tell
their kid, hey man, pull up tick tack, pull up
that thing and I'll watch that girl dance. I'm oar, teacher.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I mean people still go out and you know, they
go to the river. My cousin that was in town
last week and her and her husband they're at the
river right now in Missouri. They're camping.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Was that the Ozarks?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I don't think they're not those arc type. I don't
know where they're at, but I know that there's no
cell phone coverage out there, so they got no reception,
no technology. They're just them in the river and their friends.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Dude, lake life is pretty dope. I haven't done it
in a minute, but we did it for the vacation
photo shoot. Yeah, Tom Forge Lake or something. Look it up.
Alan Jackson's got a house on it. I wouldn't mind
being there for about a week. We're there for twelve hours. Dude,
that place was sick. We did have dope boats and
a dope little house. But what I'm saying, dude, perfect lake.
(14:53):
It's just a totally different vibe. I don't think anybody's
cell phone work. That's exactly what she said.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
But I thought it was funny because she posted on
base book about to go out to the wilderness for
the weekend and disconnect from technology. But she had to
put it on Facebook to let everybody know she was
disconnecting from technology, which seems like counterintuitive. She goes to
get back to the basics of enjoying times with friends,
family and nature.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
That is the best time man on CMA Fest. Phones
went out for two hours on that Saturday. There's no
service downtown. Really, it didn't matter what bar we were at.
Nobody had Wi Fi, no text were sending. It was
the best two hours of the entire weekend exactly because
you weren't posting, you weren't texting. Everybody had their phones
in their pocket, eyes were out, mouth was open taking shots.
(15:39):
If mouth was open, it either got a shot or
something in it. Mine gotta banana.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Okay, Arnold enough, Arnold, shut up.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
But yeah, dude, that's the time because everybody's actually having conversations.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Good and we're gonna take a break and we're gonna
come back and we're gonna have a conversation about the
NBA Finals. I told you it was over. After Game
one has been Game three, it's still over. We'll be
right back. I tell you that Luka Doncic is an idiot.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I have opinions.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Luca is so stupid, like he's a superstar. He's amazing,
he's fun to watch. But the jabbering at the ref.
He causes his team so many points because he doesn't
get back. He shoots a shot and instead of running
back on defense, man, man, why didn't you come found?
(16:29):
Why are you going found? That guy got me on
the arm, and then they get a wide open shot
because guess what they're playing four on five for V
five for V five. I mean, I'm not upset that
I had. I mean, let's say that I thought Dallas
was gonna be rock No, no, no, no, let.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Me let me tell you what I hat.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Well, let me tell you what I have. I thought
Dallas was going to be rocking. I thought that in
the right the stadium was rock.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
You were right, dude, I told you his ass was
to be there. And this is what he sent us.
I don't even know if he went to the game.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
What did he sends you? He sends me this, Oh,
he's outside the arena.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Then he goes but no detail. He goes, best, I got, uh,
it's hotter than fuck here, I believe that. So so
that is like your hundredth f ball already, but you're
at the game. The details we get was a picture
from outside and it's hotter than f So maybe, so
what about Luca don Chicchen person? What was that?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Like, Billy, maybe he didn't go in the arena and
he just watched it on that screen on the outside.
Because if he traveled from Austin to Dallas to watch
it on that screen, he's an idiot.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
But he doesn't give us details. Everybody's right now flying
by the seat of their pants, trying to do ten
things at one time. But but Billy, like, how was
the game? How is Luca not it's hotter than f.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, could you hear Luca crying the whole game? Or
you know, were you sitting too far up? Because it
is so annoying to watch. But anyway, we were spot on.
The Mavericks came out, they were hot, the place was rocking.
I took the Mavericks minus one and a half first quarter,
first quarter.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
They got it.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
They were blowing them out, Oh you.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Missed my play five rights right, because I was following
Tatum and Jaylen Brown. They were blowing them out twenty
two to nine at one point.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
And then all of a sudden, here they come, Here
come the Celtics, and the Celtics come down down by
three with twenty nine seconds left. They shoot it Tatums
and we get Luca gets the rebound. I think Luca
gets the rebound, or whoever rebounds it passes it to Luca.
He dribbles up the court and he stands at the
top of the key, dribbling outside the three point line.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Dribbling. What with this dribbling?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Dribbling doesn't make one pass.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Perfect you want the clock to run out.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Doesn't make one move to try to get by. Tatum
literally just stands there dribbling the ball.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Woo woo woo euro ball.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
And then with three seconds left on the shot clock,
a step three. He's already behind the three point line,
but he steps a step farther, brick off the rim.
He falls down, doesn't even run back on defense. Celtics
get the rebound. Guess what Jason Tatum did after he
attempted to blood the shot. He ran down the court.
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He's standing underneath the rim by himself. Why, because Luca's
on the floor looking at the rev going huh, really, really,
you're not gonna call foul.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
You're not gonna call a foul. Come on, you're not
gonna call a foul.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
They throw the ball down the court, Tatum dunks it.
They're down by one with one second ago.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I lose the bet. That one hurts. How did you
get to bet after that one? A point five is
when you know you're cold and you just gotta stop.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
No, No, I was just so pissed because Luca all
he does is cry to the rest and then the
rest of the game, and then he ended up fouling
out of the game and it's his own damn fault
because there was a couple of fouls, like the guy's
just dribbling and he would just hit him on the
arm and be like, yeah, that was me because he
was frustrated with the rest, so he would commit a
stupid foul which came back in the fourth quarter. Oh no,
(20:02):
you already have four fouls and you commit two more fouls,
you're out of here, Bud.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Maybe a terrible analogy, but when you're losing in Vegas analogy.
Please give me a minute, give me the moment you're
playing craps, you're like, screw it, another five, I just
double down. Those little moments at the end of the
trip are what make you either positive or negative. And
if Luca would just back up, if you just back
up from the craps table, take a moment, which Lucas
(20:26):
should have done instead of being all frustrated, and just
that ends up adding up, which is the final score
of the game and all your final score of money.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
It's unbelievable. And Tatum, he usually cries to the refs
a lot, but he hasn't cried at all in the
NBA finals. I have not seen him bitching at the
refs like he usually does. Luca got away from it
a little bit in the Western Conference finals ish, but man,
in the finals, that's all he's doing. There was one
time he fell out of bounds. Instead of getting up
and running back, he sat there and jogged with the
(20:55):
ref came down Derek White or Drew Holliday, don't remember which.
One Wide open three because guess who's supposed to be
guarding him. Luca for being a superstar. The dude is
an idiot.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah, Baseball, you can get away with yelling where it's
not gonna affect you. Football is not gonna affect you. Basketball, dude,
it's such a split second game. You don't have time
really to argue.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
He wastes more energy yelling at the refs than he
does getting back on defense. And I don't even care.
Like I'm not a Mavericks fan. I like I said,
I love watching him play because he's so good. But
it drives me nuts, the complaining to the ref and
it's like you are costing your team over and over
and over and over again.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
We got screwed not seeing Nuggets Boston and Boston breathed
the sigh of relief when the Nuggets got.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
And I mean, the Celtics are just so they're just
so good.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
How did it come back on the road down twenty
two to nine and they almost did it by the
end of the first quarter.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah, it's because they're so good. They're just so deep.
They can go to their bench and guys on their
bench can score, create things, play great ball. The Mavericks bench,
they go to the bench and it's just like, man,
it's a bunch of crap. It's dog crap. And then
Derek Jones Junior, who's been dynamite all playoffs, flying around.
I don't even know if he played. I don't know
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if he played the other night. I didn't see him
do anything.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I told you you want to done contest. He hasn't
done anything in three years. Guys, Look at there's this
video of Luca from the Bubble twenty twenty. Oh yeah,
where he's quick, he's fast, he's almost unrecognizable. Bro has
lost a step. He still has the step back, but.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Oh he has a step in rug he has a
step back three where he's not gonna run back on d. Literally,
he's at the top of the key. If you're gonna
shoot that shot, you gotta be back pulling, pedaling to get.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
On d Would you say that you were funnier in
twenty twenty, I mean, I know we're all going through
it in the pandemic and maybe your jokes didn't hit
as much. Where did you think you were funnier in
twenty twenty?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
No, probably funnier now.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Okay, so your time. I've improved my game, dude. Luca
in twenty two he was quick. You should have saw
him getting his own rebounds. There's a clip going all
over the internet. Just search Internet Luca Bubble. I mean,
still the number seventy seven flying, not even talking about
his weight, just saying how agile.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
He he looks a little heavier now, not saying.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
That man, it's okay. I don't comment on people's way,
you can't, but I'm saying he was sit The little
step back was quicker, the step in the euro It
was crazy seeing him go back for his own rebound.
He doesn't even do that anymore.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
And I know he's battling through injuries. I get it,
but guess what, that's part of it. He's hurt, okay,
but quit bitching to the refs. It is so annoying.
And then he just and he laughs that bad and
he just points the ref. Really, you're gonna call that?
You're gonna call that, like, come on, and he points
and he does his arms like this every time, and he.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I know, we got hockey. We're balls deep in that. No,
we don't give a crop. But my question is this, yo,
we dude, we love the hockey man around here. Where
is that thing? Yeah? Talk, do the MAVs squeeze one
out or is this a sweep in the NBA Finals.
I mean, you've got to say the MAVs win.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
No, they're not gonna win one.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Celtics roll.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Celtics are gonna win tonight. It's gonna be a four
to h sweep. Because here's the thing. The Mavericks put
all their juices into that first quarter on Wednesday night.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
That was there.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
If they can hold a lead, and that's great. They
held their first quarter is good. Their second unit can't
hang with the Celtics. If the Celtics don't get complacent,
there is no chance the Mavericks gonna win. The Celtics
are just too deep. They are good at every position.
The Mavericks have Luca Kyrie and some random dudes. The
Celtics have Tatum Brown, Holiday White, Zingy. No, Zinge doesn't
(24:50):
play anymore.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Nobody's on the team.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
He is on the team support. They have depth, and
they have Horford. They have just people that can play
at every position. Guys off their can score ten points.
It's that Pritchard kid. I saw Hayden Pritchard from the
University of Oregon.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Nine up in the first early I mean.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
It it's just the depth just wears on you. The
Mavericks don't have enough firepower. When Luca goes to the bench,
they're dead. It's Kyrie and a bunch of scrubs.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
I mean these finals they suck, right, No, I bro,
if you get started getting some six seven game series,
that's where at the bars you can feel. It was
the game on during CMA Fest. Now that was hockey.
So yeah, I didn't get to experience it was obviously
nobody's talking sports. No.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
No, the first game was on. The game one was
on that Thursday night CMA Fest, And I'm telling you
backstage at the Big at Nissan, not one person said, hey, man,
you guys know the score of the Mavericks Celtics game.
Not one person was interested.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Usually that people are asking, there's a buzz. You're at
an Italian restaurant. You know, the guy's putting up a
little mini screen so that people can watch the game.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
The problem is that there was seven days off in
between the series. Interesting it, Yeah, Hey, that's the mob
is in the back watching on different TV.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Hey there, why did they talk at Hey tell Frankie,
we gonna win the series. We put four to zero
on Boston.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Hey, tale, Frankie, I want ten gs. Ten G's on
the Celtics first quarter plus one and a half. You
tell Luca to fault his ass down on that stupid ass.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Three. This isn't about the city, this is about family.
Celtics in four.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
It's over. I mean tonight, it ends tonight. The Mavericks
they can come out as hot as they want. They
can get up by fifteen and guess what the Celtics
will do. They'll just chip away, chip away because they're
just better, They're deeper. It's over. Luca, you're a little bitch, Yeah,
a little bit. You complain too much. You've got to
stop complaining.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I know you guys in your trucks right now. You
guys don't give a flying shit. But the MVP race
for the finals.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Oh, it's over.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
It's Jalen Brown.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
If he doesn't win, is he the favorite yet?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Hold on? So is Jalen Brown and Tatum were even money?
Let's say they're very close going into that game. In
the third quarter, Tatum was the runaway favorite and jan
Brown was plus three hundred. By the end of the game,
it flipped and Jalen Brown is now minus three hundred
and Tatum is plus two hundred. Okay, so Jalen Brown
is your overwhelming favorite win the NBA Finals, MVP, and guys,
(27:13):
I tell you about futures betting. For the longest time,
he was nine to one, though almost the entire NBA
Playoffs he was nine to one.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
That's a bad move. Should have hit that early because
he he looks like the best player.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
On the floor, because he's doing those Jordan dunks.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Oh, he's dunking over people, blocking shots. He's locking down on.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Your head, and he is too tall.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
He's dialed in. What does that mean when they too tall? Yeah, no,
it's saying he's too short to guard me.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
But when you tap your head, that means that's it.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
No, that's saying midget. You're a midget.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
No, when you tap your head, that's I just hit
you on the head. Okay, that's what it is.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
It says you're a midget, like you're not tall enough,
like get someone bigger, like ah.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
But I thought that's when the kids, the millennia, like
my nephew, when they do that, that's too small.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Now they used to do that.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Now they do the head.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
The head means you're too small, yes, okay, like you're
not big enough.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Man like dude, I'm gonna start doing that in traffic,
freaking getting in traffic fights because you can't do the
too small but you just tap your head. Hey, oh,
I like that. My vehicle's bigger than yours. Hey yeah,
get off me. I like that.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Hey. But yeah, we're expecting a seven game series. I
will not watch the games tonight if they if it
goes another game, let me know. If it goes three
to two, then I'll watch again. But I'm out on
the NBA Finals, the Celtics or the Champs. It's amazing,
I really do hope.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
I know you're I know you're randomly not into the
Stanley Cup Finals. Yeah, it's already two nothing, but hold on,
it's called sports. You get two games in one stadium,
two in the other. I this game's already happened. I
think Oilers make it close, and let's get two two
and then we have an awesome Stanley Cup Finals.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
But what are the finals? What were the scores of
the first two games?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Blowouts? But hasn't matter. Oilers win one. We've got ourselves
a series and at a two playoff games that's supposed
to be structured to narrow down to the two best
hockey teams and the two best NBA teams. It's it's
been terrible, I know.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
And what they say is the series hasn't begun until
someone has lost at home. So you're right now, let's
take a break.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
I gotta now. It's hot in here all of a sudden, I.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Know it's not as cold as I thought it was.
I got a PSA for parents out there. I got
a PSA. Can you watch your own damn kids preach?
Can you please give your kids some attention? Can you
please tell your kids to quit squirting me and splashing
(29:39):
me and throwing water balloons at me. Why I'm sitting
on the edge of the damn pool.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Sorry, I'm texting Sarah, my friend from college.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I know Mollie and Amanda want to sit at the
table and just gossip about life and catch up. But hey,
see your kids over here. They're annoying as.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Sandy from work just sent me this hilarious meme. Oh
I want to hear that story.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Tell me, Oh yeah, hey Jack, yeah Jack, Okay, Yeah,
you're okay, okay, good. No, he's not okay. He just
hit me with the water bloon in the face three
damn times.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Lady, they're not focusing because if they're in a conversation,
that's taking diverting some of their attention. Then you got
the cell phone at part of it where the husband's
saying his dinner made. Hey, honey, I didn't get that
bonus like I told you, And then she's talking to
the lady at the you know you got your hoa.
So they have similar h ways. Can you believe they
find us for having a red car yet Marks drives
(30:33):
a Camaro?
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Now yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Yeah, oh John, oh Shitney drowned. That was a little dramatic.
Let's not have kids drowning. You guys got they've got
to wear the armbands, right, uh, they well.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
They wear the floaties. Yes, but this is in the bait.
They have a like a shallow part and I'm sitting
on the edge and my kids are splashing me, throwing,
you know, like no, and I'm fine with that.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
It's my kids, guess what. And like kids bring toys
and they have those little they're like one sh sh
like they can pull them back, yeah, and you shoot
it and people have all their toys and so my
kids pick it up and they're shooting me with it.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Zap sucker.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
So then these other kids think they can just pick
up these toys and start shooting me with it. You're
talking about a port missile of water. Yeah, a water missile.
A water missile. That's exactly what it is. It's not
a water gun, but it's a water missile. So these
kids start, you know, doing it and like waiting.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
You're under heavy fire. I mean you ate a bunker,
dude with the chairs. That's when you put up the towel.
The moms are watching, laughing, the hits off.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
No, the mom's are like, oh, yeah, yeah, okay, he's cool.
I'm just sitting there.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Yeah, you're a bad mom.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
So it's my kids, and these other two kids come
over like, oh, this guy's getting shot, we can shoot
them too, And they start shooting me in the face
and they start shooting me. I'm like all right, all right,
all right, okay, all right, And I'm thinking the parents
are gonna the moms are gonna say something, but.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
No, we got the Ukraine Gaza battle over here.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
A man Don Sally over there, just still talking away,
just talking about life, catching up. They haven't seen each
other in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Oh Facebook, Oh, I now it X so funny Twitter.
Did you see Max? That'd make you hotter?
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Oh my god, did you see that billboard over there
on I forty? That was so funny.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
It's Beyonce half an egg. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
We have got to get tickets to the Beyonce show
at Nissan.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Jeremy was driving and he almost hit a light pole.
Yon Hangars were out, girl. I mean, I was like,
are you looking at Beyonce? And he was like no,
And I was like, well, then, why did you almost
hit the pole? I caught him a red handed lion
to me, I caught him ejaculating the other day. What
the I thought moms always they'd get into and.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Said, yeah, I don't know if they went to there.
I don't know if they went there.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
So Johnny is cheating on me. Okay, the pool conversation
has turned.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Really, I'm so sorry. Do you need a class? Do
you need one of my beers or my white claws
that I have.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
In my bag. All the while you're under fire from
the kids, I'm just taking a shot after shot after shot.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
I'm a wounded soldier and I'm just like I can't
even I'm like, okay, I can't even see. Then there's
like a ball and one of my kids wants to
play catch, my four year old, so I'm playing catch
with him. And then one of those kids like, hey, oh,
here's a shark. Bite bite bite, bite, bite bite. And
I'm like okay, okay, like all right, I'm playing catch
bite bite bit. He has a little stuffed shark. And
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I'm like, ladies, get your damn kids, like, I'm not even.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Know the ladies. No, introduce yourself.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
I don't know these kids. I don't know them. I'm
just trying to interact with my kids.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
They take a foot to the face and I'm on you.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Hello, Hello, I am not a babysit.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Hey are you in normal clothes? Of you in your
bathing sit? Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
I'm in my suit?
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Yeah. What about the moms?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
What are they in? They're in their suits? Everybody suited up. Yes,
people are suited up at the pools. And the wife there,
she's in her suitcase.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Why is she not tell the moms.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
I don't know. I don't know how to tell these like, hey,
get your damn kids and get them away from me.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
They probably just view you as the fun guy. But
that's what I'm saying you gotta then cut. They're trying
to just push their kids off on you. So they
have a weekend like they used to have in college.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
One they think I'm the damn babysitter and I'm not
even getting paid. They're like, oh, look we got this chuck.
He's gonna babysit our kids while we sit over here
and gab and gab a gab.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
But you haven't said were their husbands. They ain't there, No,
see times. I mean that divorce rate is same as
it's always been.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
No, they're they're just probably busy at work. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Yeah, they're slammed on a Saturday. No, they're at the
golf course and then in the nineteenth hole they're banging
their secretary.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Maybe so, I'm sorry, maybe so. Anyway, So then I'm
playing ketch with my kid and the damn kids are
with their sharka shark, shark shark. I'm like, okay, you
guys are annoying af And so then the kids like, oh,
you want to play ketch with my shark and I'm
like I can do that. No, No, I'm playing catch
with my kid right now and not right now. And
he goes Okay, throw it to me. And I'm like, dude,
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you're the dad.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
They never had it. This actually turns sad.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
I'm like, okay, here here, here's your shark back. I
throw the bottom of my kid. Here, you wanna play
cash down?
Speaker 2 (35:09):
And I'm like, they don't have a father figure, dude,
that's freaking lebron. Nobody played it with him. His mom
bought him a hoop and they said that was the
best return on investment ever. You need to play with
little Johnny. He doesn't have a dad at home. Mom
got the house in the divorce, and he goes home
to an empty mansion.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
That might be it. And he's like, guess what I am.
I'm the shark trainer. And I'm like, okay, cool kid,
give me the shark trainer. I don't give a damn
leave me alone.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Mom's probably all love you.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Well, no, they don't know. Moms don't talk to me.
They're just over there gabbing away. They don't say, hey,
thanks for watching my kid, thanks for you know, being
you know, the punching bag, the target for everything in
the freaking pool.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Dude. There's you being super dad and then playing with
these side kids and then Nick and Karen the other day,
I go, hey, man, what do you guys got You
got the one kid, right, and they go, no, we
have three. Oh. They post them on all Instagram all
the time. I had no idea that three kids. I go, oh, well,
the one boy, you always just post him, right, I mean, dude,
I didn't even know their family structure. I'm like, great,
(36:10):
I didn't even know they have two boys. And that's
not good. That's terrible, that's kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I am just and so it goes on for like
an hour.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
What do you have one kid?
Speaker 1 (36:18):
So finally i'm my kids, let's go to the deep end.
Let's go to the deep end because they can't swim.
Those kids can't swim. They ain't got floaties on. Let's
get to the deep end. And my wife is like, man,
you were getting assaulted over there. I'm like, oh, hello, yes,
why didn't you step in? Why do you go tell
those women? Hey, put your damn white claws down, get
your knockers in the pool, get them a little wet
(36:40):
and get some slippery nipples and talk to your damn kids.
Do your kids is at schoolmates or they just all
these kids? I don't know Hodgepodge, right, these are Hodgepodge.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
They're private school.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
And I just was like, god, man, can you like,
why is it my responsibility? What about me? Says hey,
I want your kid shoot water missiles into my face
over and over and over again.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Dude, I'm now remembering it all. I think that's why
half the parents brought their kids to church. It's free babysitting.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
That's why they took them to church.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Why they took them to the pool. They had their
trust me. I guarantee you they both had Stanley's and
both they had white claws, and both the white claws
had mimosas in them. Whatever that meant. I don't know
what that means. It doesn't But then they had a
side sipper that was straight mimosa juice.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
So I'm asking people out their parents, like, when you
take your kids the pool, pay attention to your own
damn kids. I'm not there to sit there and be
the a freaking assaulted person. I am not a punching bag.
I am there to hang out, relax, watch my kids
play in the pool, and if my kids want to
scort me with a water missile or throw a ball
(37:47):
at me or whatever they want to do. Want to
bite me with a shark? Cool, but I don't want
to play catch with your kid and his shark. Why
are we playing catch with a shark? At least get
a damn ball.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Yet, Billy always says he got established domin and you
did not establish dominance.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
No, because I don't know these kids. I don't know
how to talk to these kids. I don't know what
kind of structure they have, Like, can you tell these kids?
Speaker 2 (38:10):
No, I can tell you right now. Those kids I
got a night nurse. They're spoon fed with a silver spoon.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
So it was just like wow, man, Like I had
them all around me. It was like freaking sharks seeing
their prey and they just kept going and going.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
All the milfies heard that.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
But then I want to know one other question, and
I'll tell you ask you right out the break. Do
people really have that hard of lives or do they
like to appear like they have a rough life, that
they have a lot going on?
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Who are you talking about the homeless?
Speaker 1 (38:50):
No, they I think have a rough life because it's
not easy out there on the streets.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
I've said it once, I'll say it a thousand times.
The homeless didn't make one bad decision. They made hundreds
of bad decisions.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
It could be one bad decision.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Hard to believe, but I've been there. I've been homeless.
So what I'm saying is there's a way out. You
can you too, can talk on the golden microphone. That
one guy right.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Around, Yeah, but then he didn't he go back to
the golden voice. What happened to hilden point?
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Golden voice went back to the golden will, Golden voice,
back to the golden gate. I don't know, man, Oh,
say what your question is? So right? It's rhetorical.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
No, I did at the pool see a dad uh
that his daughter goes to daycare with the kids.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
See, I knew it was gonna be you guys cross paths.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
This was a cross path, right.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
But that's what I'm saying. You got to say to pops,
I'm watching the kids. You're picking them up a daycare
on Monday. But also you got a good work life balancer.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Well I see him, and I got my feet dangling
over the pool. You know what I mean? He walks
by my Hey, man.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
What's going?
Speaker 1 (40:01):
How's it going?
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Hey? Sam?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
I don't know his name is the problem. I've talked
to him a couple of times at the school, but
never really got his name. Probably he's probably introduced himself,
but I just don't remember because it's few and far
between when I see him, Like it goes months and
then I don't see him, and it's like, hey, man,
how you man?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
All right? Good?
Speaker 1 (40:19):
So he's sitting there, Hey, how you man?
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Am I?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Man? I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out,
hung up, dry, road hard, he goes, but it'll be
worse tomorrow, and I the outlook man, So I'm like,
does this.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Dude really have it that hard?
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Or is it you have to say that so everybody
looks at you, like, yeah, man, I work hard. I'm
really I'm really putting in the work or you know
what I mean. Do people want you to think that
they you're working really hard? I don't know if that's
a true statement. Does he really feel like he's been
chewed up and spit out? But tomorrow's gonna be even worse.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Like I try to wear my feelings on my sleeve.
So if I'm around my friends and I tell him, hey,
I'm absolutely exhausted. We got house this week, or I'll
tell Beazer, hey, I'm starting to see ghosts. We worked
sixteen hours today. Just FYI, I'd probably am not safe
on the road. I mean, if you're super tired, it's
actually comparable to being drunk. So and I've told Beza
that I can't run this errand because I'm a hazard
(41:18):
of the road. But so I'll say that for that guy.
You just say that on a random Saturday Sunday. Maybe
he's trying to just flex.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
How hard No, that was on a Monday, Okay, I
mean it's all there.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Mean he had it at the office.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
But then tomorrow's gonna be even worse, Like, man, what's
going on?
Speaker 2 (41:33):
You don't meet your sales numbers, you don't meet the quota.
He just gets browbeat.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
But yeah, if he got browbeat today, they're gonna brow
beat him again the next day because he said it's
gonna be worse tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Like, well, if you know him, is everything good?
Speaker 1 (41:45):
I didn't know how to approach that. I didn't know
what to be like everything okay at home? Man, Hey,
here's a five man like I didn't know how to
I just literally thought he's just saying that to say.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
It but what is he do? You know what he does?
No idea. See that's why it's also weird for somebody
to say that when you don't know their careers. We
hang out with Ann and she goes, oh I'm exhausted.
Oh okay, we know she works at the hospital. Must
have been a crazy shift. COVID. There's all these new protocols.
This that was back in Yeah, so if you know
their industry, you can kind of understand and relate for
(42:17):
him to just say that that was just him just flexing,
establishing dominance that he works hard hold on. It's also
him bless. It's also him getting sympathy for maybe being
a bad dad because he's not playing with the kid
and you're being superman.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
No, no, no, he he interacts with his daughter.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Is he hit?
Speaker 1 (42:37):
I mean like no, no, no, no, the water hitting
the water splash time. No, he's just chilling talking to her,
watching her. Oh that's cool. Yeah, Oh I saw you
do that jump. That was a good jump. So he's interacting.
It's not like he's, you know, hold up in the
corner talking about Billy.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
And oh bad reference. Sorry Billy, U just in bad names.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
He's not talking about the people at the office. He's
sitting there, he's actually paying attention.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
I because, I mean, after're about five minutes of pool
time with Boomer and he throws the football over my
head or pushes me in or wants me to jump in.
For the hundred time, me and him almost come to
blows every time, splashing me, getting my hair wet, throwing
me in, keeps throwing crap in front of the girls,
(43:22):
trying to lay by the pool. I'm just thinking back
that usually leads to fisticuffs with me and Boomer. So
I could see a dad getting mad at it. But
Dad's there playing Dad. Dad isn't overreacting his tiredness. Dad's
Dad's there, Dad's present. Okay, Dad's there. Yeah, Dad's there. Okay,
so he's playing, but he's tired as hell. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
And then I can't rely. I'm like, he's like, how
are you? And I'm good, man, Like you know what
I mean, Like, I don't feel like I've been chewed
up and spit out.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
That's quite the reference though. That's a good one, man.
I've been hung up dry and hung up hard. How
you being? What the bleep it? You hit it? You
hit him with hey?
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Man?
Speaker 2 (44:03):
We've been at the office. You gotta hit him. Wh
next time at the office, they're on the bone show man,
we've been road hard, hung up, wet. Yeah, how hard
the radio can be?
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Man? How hard can radio be? You don't know what
I'm doing. I might know what, man, I'll tell you
how hard my job is. I wasn't comparing. Yeah, you win, congratulations,
You'll get.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Into the pearly gates.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
So I'm worried about the next time. I if I'm
going to see him again.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
As you gotta ask him. You could be like, hey, man,
I thought last time I saw you got chewed up.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Hey, but at least they speak you out and they
didn't swallow you.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
You hit him with his own reference.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Next time he's like, what are you talking? He's like, what,
I don't see any BikeE marks on you. What do
you mean I thought you got chewed up?
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Man? Go to Or maybe it's just people's time to
complain when they're not not at the office.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
They just it's just their go to.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
They're just they're just saying crap for somebody to hear it.
Where you always try to have good person out, dude,
some people don't give a rip they're like, hey, I'm tired, man,
I got chewed up and spit up. He doesn't give
a crap about having a conversation. He's just just telling
you his exact feelings. You gotta respect that.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
It's pretty it was. It was interesting, but yeah, all right, man,
Well did he work construction?
Speaker 2 (45:19):
I know he don't look he doesn't look like unless
white collar. I don't know if it's in that area
community pool. I mean, he's got to be a lawyer.
He's on Church Street. Maybe he's on the label side
of things. It was CMA Fast Week. He doesn't.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
I don't think he's in the label industry.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
I don't know nine of the city is You're right?
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Or he could be in healthcare because it's a lot
of people in healthcare tons.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
He always wears a visor, okay.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
I mean does he have a labrador and a jeep too?
I mean it sounds like freaking all American, dude. Yeah, ray,
he has an American flag. I haven't. I don't even
know what he drives. Yeah, yeah, well, you need to
keep an eye on him. I'd love to get a
name to him, because that character, honestly could bring something
to this show. Yeah, yeah, but you have no other
That's the only conversation you had with the guy. The
(46:07):
last memory was him saying, chewed hard and spit out wet.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
No, he said, I feel like I've been chewed up
and spit out, But tomorrow is gonna be worse. I mean,
that's the that's the when it worried me and he goes,
but tomorrow is gonna be worse. I thought it was
just done with the chewed up and spit out. It's like, oh,
rough day at the office, you know. That's what I
was thinking.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
How much worse can he get?
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Man? But it's gonna be worse tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
I just wouldn't go in.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
You get a little sick, man, I would take the
day off. If it's gonna be worse tomorrow, just stay home.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Dude, Why didn't you give him some advice? Hey, you
can always not go in. That's a great lesson for
the kids. Times get hard, Just stay at home. Hey,
just don't even know anything. This bail man, he just
take a bacake. You hit him with that. He just
stares at you, like your efforts to this thing? What
(47:00):
is this guy? Who is this guy? This guy? You're
in your board straort, you got your like peace sign
and your hang loose. You're like, dude, you can always
just take the day off. Man.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yeah, he's like, oh, you think that's an option?
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Man?
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Do you think that's an option?
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Really?
Speaker 1 (47:17):
I don't, God of life, you live.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Got a wife, kids, five hundred thousand dollars mortgage.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
I gotta I gotta put a roof on their head, man,
take the day off. Who is this guy?
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Hey, man, there's an easier way out there. Put it
all in the MAVs tonight.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Maybe that's why. Maybe he's a mass man.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Oh god, they're not on the maps after the game,
and then put it off laughing. Put on the damn oilers.
Oh this already aired. They probably lost, probably lost. Put
on the oilers. They're like plus four hundred Connor McDavid,
who else? I don't know what you gotta think. Opposite
of Vegas, Vegas wants every day on the ass to
(48:01):
every dumb ass says Celtics win it all, the Panthers
win it all. Be the guy that bets on the
opposite side of it. You're one game away with the
Oilers being a two to one series, and they got
another game at Oilerville and it's two to two and
we got a whole different ballgame.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
So yeah, yeah, But I mean, the Panthers made it
there last year, so I feel like they're pretty damn good.
And Vegas had the Celtic Celtic Celtic Celtics. If we
would have been thinking opposite, opposite, opposite, guess what we
would have done. Lost and lost and lost and lost
and lost.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
But the Celtics were bulldozing everybody.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
So yeah, speaking of bull dozing, we're going to bulldoze
as pod we out Hey, Happy Father's Day, man.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
Thanks man, twenty three kids in the freezer at Vanderbilt.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
I really thought you'd start the pod talking to me
about Happy Father's Day. I'm doing a great job with
my kids, but you didn't even mention it to all
you sore losers' dads out there. Happy Father's Day.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
We talked about you being a father for thirty minutes,
we did.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
I forgot, And I know some of you guys don't
see your kids because you're a bad dad, but hey,
that's okay too, Arnold call me daddy.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Happy Father's Stay uns, daddy.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Oh boy, oh Falcons got a forfeit of pick man.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
Yeah, I said, Falcons are gonna falcon.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
Got a fifth round pick and find two hundred and
fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
For trying to get a forty year old dude.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
With a blown achilles.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
Dude, they blew it. Man, get a pet, Michael Pennix
when you don't even need a quarterback. Got fine because
you talked to cousins before you're supposed to and spend
a bunch of money on cousins. When we saw the documentary,
looks like you just chose by a campfire in Minnesota
for nine months of the year.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
That is true. But and now he doesn't have a
secret room in his house because he had to move.
All right, man, hey us open. Did you take any money?
Did you bet anybody? No?
Speaker 2 (49:52):
I usually wait today. And also we had to get paid.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
Oh what if the yeah fourteenth comes in today? Oh man,
I'm talking great Morgan.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
It says there's no audio at the link you sent me,
just a it rains at poor as we got chewed
up and spit out wet. They're going at the office
Speaker 1 (50:14):
Man, But it's gonna be worse tomorrow.
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