June 26, 2024 • 53 mins
Lunchbox reveals what he did that has made his wife the happiest women in the world. Plenty of celebrity sightings to discuss from The Walker Hayes Charity Golf Tournament including one Future Hall of Fame Quarterback and all the other shenanigans that transpired. Plus Ray and Lunchbox recap all the excitement in town from LIV golf over the weekend.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hello, Yeah, Happy Wednesday. Man, Happy Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
The president of the podcast network says people don't enjoy
hearing us mess with the microphones and headphones.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I don't think we messed with them. And my headphones
have been working, so we haven't had to talk about
headphones not working.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Right, That's what I'm saying. So we're not talking about it.
So that's better forbiddenness.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah. Hold on, oh I was gonna sneeze. I might sneeze,
but keep going. If you do, that can't be good
for bidness. No, probably not, but oh bless up? Thank you?
All right now I'm ready to go.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Sorry about that truckers.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, just why don't you talk about girls and their hangers? Oh?
I did see some girls with hangers at the Walker
Hayes Charity golf tournament. Are you gonna talk about that
at all? Yeah? Whoa Arnold?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Turn down that music?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I'm sorry? Oh yeah, let's do it. Yeah, don no,
not done. We're gonna do a live Arnold.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Get up here with me, Okay, I want you to
do your intro.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
We oh the one, two three? So losing? What up? Everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius. Put a bull turn
on them from Broadway Houck two on that thing, man,
(01:33):
I'm just let us do the intros.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Well, thanks Arnold for that. What up y'all had sis it?
I'm from the North Alpha Male north side of Nashville
with Beazers in that part of town.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
All the ranchers and farmers.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
They each got about one hundred to two hundred acres
right now, they're working on the crops. It hasn't been raining. Lord,
we need rain, but I have noticed they got watering systems,
so ranchers and farmers now don't really need rain because
it's muddy right around their crops and that's all they're
doing to sprinkling it. They save some money on water,
but they're still growing the crops. I don't have any
(02:04):
crops yet. Over to you, coach.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Okay, I think I've missed the boat on hok Towey. Okay,
I think I've totally missed the boat. And maybe it's
because I don't have Twitter anymore because I got hacked
and I don't get my account back and I have
no idea, so I don't scroll Twitter. I don't see anything.
Explain to me, Hawk Tooey. Some girl was visiting Nashville
(02:27):
and she got on a video and said Hawk.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Towey, dude, you are my wife. She goes, hey, explain
this to me. I don't get why it blew up
so much.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, explain it to me.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Well, it's exactly what you and me did. We went
on Broadway, remember March Messing, Yeah, and we asked dumb
ass questions. Well, this guy goes, hey, what's a sexual
advice a sexual advice position you could give somebody? And
she go This random chick on broably goes hock tool
on that thing. Okay, you get it though, Yeah, all right,
(03:00):
but it's just And the way I explained it to
my wife is it's a Southern girl, blonde hair saying
something that you'd hear a redneck guy saying. You just
didn't expect that to come out of her mouth. And
it was a pretty good answer for somebody on Broadway.
So I think that's why it went viral.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Then it goes viral and is it true that she
lost her job?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
See there's all these rumors. People can't really find her.
So Baser finds on Facebook or something. Zuckerberg's app that
the girl's dad's a pastor, and he said, we don't
need this attention. This is all alleged, so I don't
even know if it's the right family, and he goes,
we don't need this attention as a family. This has
actually brought shame to our family that this is blown
(03:39):
up because it was an answer to a sexual question.
Please leave us alone at this time. But I don't
know if that was necessarily the girl that did it.
People are I think the origin story is this girl
didn't have an Instagram or a Twitter or an x
and so she's been hard to track down.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
That seems fishy in its own right.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
But I do believe she's now starting a hat line
and she's making money. And the pictures I've seen she's
got tattoos and stuff. I don't really see a pastor
allowing his daughter to do that. I think she's from Paduca,
damn it.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Somebody said she was from White House.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
That's what I'm saying. It's been so many reports of
she's from here, she's from there, and then I see
everybody commenting on it, like there was this picture of
Olivia Dunn and Paul Schemes out on a boat and
the comments on Instagram were like, hot Towey on it,
hot Towey on it. Like I was so confused on
(04:34):
what the hell was going on.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
And then Bryce Harper when he went up to bat
he goes hot Towey.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yes, and then other people are saying hot towey and
I'm like, why the hell is this such a big deal?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
And also I've never heard anybody when they spit, there's
go ah, you've never actually said the words the atomonopoeia,
if you will, right of it. And so we just
heard it for the first time and we said, wow,
we all have spit and we've never said hawk tua before.
To what you and me need to do is think
(05:06):
of automnipia words that nobody's ever spelled out.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Let me think it's all I got. I don't have
any I don't know. That's why with viral people don't
think like that. Then did it go viral? Question? Ready,
go viral? Was she really just visiting Nashville and she
was a random person or did this dude or girl
that was filming the video know this chick and tell
(05:31):
her to say it? I need to know. It doesn't matter.
That's not the reason when viral. The reason when.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Viral is on a monopea hawk, tua hilarious. That's true.
It's two words.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Tua on it hate. But you say that, hey chew,
but that doesn't help. Hey give me a sexual position,
hey chew? Like that doesn't That doesn't that. That doesn't
have the same ring to it. We're not going to
recreate the same video that they hat.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
We go to Broadway, Hey, give me your best hawk
to see. That's why other people do viral stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
We don't. Those the losers aren't known for viral. I
told you what our viral video is going to be.
You've given up on YouTube too, by the way.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I've already told you our damn viral video. What it's
in this room.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
It's in this room to you're right, Oh that's not viral,
Yeah it is. Someone smashing a TV is not viral.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
We have a TV that doesn't work. Oh that from
Paradise right, that Gar's Bar gave it to us. But
unfortunately I couldn't get it to show a picture. But
it does turn on. So what we would need to
do is act like you were watching the Stanley Cup.
We should have had at the TV and studio and
then I would flash away so they can't see that
it's a broken TV and it looks like you rip
(06:51):
it out of the wall and then you go throw
it in the parking garage at the radio station.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yes, we do. That's the viral moment, right like when
the oiler's lost, I grab it off the TV, the
wall and I throw it away. That is that could
be viral. But I also liked the idea of whenever
you see someone in a jersey and you film and
be like, dude, what up, hey gardener, gardener, or hey
(07:17):
Patty Patty like I did at the grocery store, and
that dude got mad. But you just do a compilation
of all them.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
That's pretty I'm actually gonna notate that. Otherwise we'll never
do it or think about it ever again.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
No, I've thought about it. I've brought it up. This
is my second time, and the first time you said
that's a good idea. This is the second time I've
brought it up. And you just go and be like, hey, hey,
uh Patty, can I get a picture with you? Can
I get a picture with you? Because they have the
Jersey on They're like, what what you want to hear
my bad ideas for viral videos. I would love to
hear them.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I put video my memorabilia at my house.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
And just talk through it.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Okay, that's terrible, but I put no idea if I
notated this drunk or what video me driving up and
down Music Row and just kind of saying memory lane.
Act like either I make stuff up or give the
real thing.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, and I'm really sure I get that one. Yes,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I don't know what I was going with it.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Oh those you're only two? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
And did uh Jerseys on Broadway? Oh that's your idea
you just gave me?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean that's the thing. Viral video, Dude,
they didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
You can't play in a viral video. It doesn't matter
if that girl was a plant or whatever. It was
just funny and.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
It just went viral. That it happens, dude.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
It was so viral. I bet my parents in a
week know what that means. I mean they just learned
Taylor and Kelsey a dating.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
That's weird. I don't think my parents will ever know
what hot two he is. It's tua, dude.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
It so viral. There were dudes at the game, the
Oilers game that had Hawk two on the back of
their jersey that quick. Yeah, where do they get shirts
that quick with that on their personalize them? But why
would you spend that much money on a jersey hocked?
Who when it's gonna be out of style in a week?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
HOWK two on that thing? They said she was up
at Nervous Charlie's. Somebody said they saw her by my
house or was it a blonde girl in a black
skirt and a little black dress. I mean, con guys,
there's a lot of girl. I mean, if she doesn't
have Instagram or Facebook, how is and nobody's found her?
This just seems so weird.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Well, I also was I no investigating because I was
actually curious about the original video. It's so viral. I
don't know if I ever even saw the original video.
I saw people posting it so it would be a redneck,
which I think the videos I saw as a redneck
where he would watch it and she would and he
(09:44):
would see that, you know what I mean. And I
don't know, I don't get.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Why it was a funny video. Well, he film is reaction.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
It was his reaction to that video.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I don't know. I'll be honest. I think we've spent
too much time on HOK two. But uh am I
saying it right, Hoktua tua hoktua. Yeah, but I clicked
on an Instagram and I think it's so viral. Drink
every time we say viral. It's so viral that they're
now making Instagram accounts. And people were saying, that's not
(10:15):
actually her Instagram account. So I was clicking on it's
had like twenty thousand followers. How does this girl for
one video she didn't do any well, maybe she's crazy,
maybe she is interesting. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
But the thing that's frustrating it was on our street.
It was in our backyard. It was doing videos on Broadway,
which is what we do, and they went viral and
we did it and Bryson de Shambo was on our street,
in our backyard, and we still don't let it slip
off the hook.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
It literally is. It shows us in a nutshell, Bryson
d Schambeau walking them down our street in our city
with a US Open trophy, and we had no coverage
of it. This girl is down on Broadway going viral
and we got no coverage of it. Well, am, I'm
(11:07):
in bed. My question is who even won live this weekend?
It was here in Nashville. You were gonna party bus
it you didn't go. I was gonna do media stuff.
I never did. We didn't have any live coverage. My
buddy Garrett Greg text and goes, hey, you're going to
live this weekend. I was like, actually, we were gonna go.
I just decided not to go, and he goes, is
(11:29):
there a lot of buzz about it in Nashville? And
my answer was no, there is no buzz. I said,
I talked to two people that said they were gonna go.
Besides that, I have heard nobody talk about it. Been
out and about all weekend. Not one person was talking about,
Oh my gosh. I can't believe Live is in town.
(11:50):
I have no idea who won the live event in
Nashville and how big it was.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Their motto for Live is golf partying or golf with music.
I don't think they want you to know the winner.
It's all about the bringing your chick partying balls.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
But how many people brought their chick? How many people
went and partied balls? How many people were actually there.
I saw Hannah Gray Ellis who I saw Angelina, who
saw Nick and Kiky Okay, saw my buddy David Williams
and his family, Okay, Eric Dodd. So you did know
a lot of people that went.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
See it was different circles because he a lot of
mine did. And I actually texted Justin on Monday, the
day after Live and I said to him, I go
where is it? I said, Hey, are you going to
Live golf again? This is the day after it ended?
And he goes, yeah, I went down to Live tour
after it was finished to pick up dead bodies and
trash off the ground. But Justin didn't go. But other
(12:45):
than that, dude, my circle was at Live.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Uh Pitts he was gonna go. I talked to him
on Monday, Hey man, how was liv? I ended up
not going?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Man?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, why didn't he go? I don't know, but he
said he was going exactly. Talked to Kevin, hey manh
how was Living? He goes, are there for a couple hours?
Is all right? That's it? Right, it's a golf he said.
There was a big crowd around Bryson d Chambeau following him.
Besides that, he goes Phil Mickison, no one was watching him,
(13:13):
no one cared, so Bryson was the only one he
said that really had a big crowd. And also, you
can't bet it, which you can have fun not betting. Guys.
Come on, let's be real. I've learned a lot in
last couple of years. You at least watched it. Who
was winning?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
It was tough, I told you. The whole screen was
covered with so there was the leaderboard, but then they
all had their own logos and they were all part
of teams. So at the very bottom of the screen
there was five top teams. No idea the teams people
were on or what was The whole left side of
the screen was players and their logos, so they're out
of the In my seventy inch TV, forty of it
(13:50):
was taken up with the whole graphic of teams, logos
and names. Kind of confusing. I watched it for a
minute just to say that i'd seen it. Yeah, No,
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I don't think we missed much.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Maybe the reason I watch golf because I bet it.
Other than that, because you can't bet live, I don't know.
It's kind of unwatchable.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Well, it's unwatchable because it doesn't matter, like no one
cares who wins. Like I mean literally, I mean Kevin
went to the damn tournament. I said, who won? I
don't know. He has no idea who won.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
That's the point of it. You're not supposed to know.
It's a different twist on it. What's the twist women
are into it? That's the twist. Hannah gray Ellis went
and Angelina went.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
You don't think women go to the PGA tour events?
Have you ever watched? Yeah, and there's a lot of dudes,
a lot of sausages. But there's a lot of hotties
too that the players are married to.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Maybe so, I mean, if you look at a video
of Tiger do this when you're at work, guys, I
know you guys got pointless jobs except for.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Our truck guy. What about our farmers, Well.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
They're also they better be working on the crowd.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
You know who's busy at work? Batter's box. That's who's
busy at work. What if everybody that's Batter's box. I
talked to him.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Hold on, you didn't even let me say live you're
right now. I forgot my train of thought. Live women
Tiger Woods. Watch a clip of him with that Nike
golf ball spinning, oscillating and going in the hole. There
was no dudes in the no women in the crowd, dude.
Now there's more women lives making a big part of that.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Over to you, man, I mean, my brother must be
super busy at work, speaking of having an important job.
He got a new gig, dude, he said, he's like
three months behind on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Who you're a brother, Yeah, batter's box. We can't call
brother brother. I thought you were saying Pitt's got a
new job. I said, I hope he did, and he's
doing audio for us.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
No, no batter's box, dude. And I talked to him
the first time in probably a month yesterday and I
was like, oh, there he is. He's like, man, how
you been good? You know, talking about the pot. He goes,
haven't heard that episode yet? Like, what do you mean?
He goes, I'm like three months behind, man, new gig.
I'm super busy. He goes, I'll catch up, though. I said,
(16:04):
there is no way you're gonna catch up on three
months worth of pod because you're missing good material. Is
it commute?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
From home?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I can knock out two on my commute, two down,
two back. I can do four podcasts a day. He
sits at his house, and he used to.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
He's still but he used to sit at his house
with his old job and listen to the pod while
he's working. I guess he's just slammed at this new gig.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
You never know, though. There's really no rhyme or reason
these stay at homers. Dude, Sometimes they are. I can't
even get a word in edgewise with Baser, and you
know I'm slamming the microwave.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Sh I'm on a zoom, Okay, I cool. I won't
make food, don't flash the toilet, Okay, I'll just leave.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
My urine there all day. Dude. It's crazy. Sometimes they are.
They're busy as hell.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah, so Battersbox has no idea what's going on the pod.
But I did go to a charity golf tournament on Monday,
and I'm gonna tell you all about it. Who I saw,
who I talk to, who I booked for the pod,
how I shot everything right after this.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Dude, I've been waiting for this outside of the podcast,
just Manda, man, I've been wanting to hear about this.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Walker Hayes first annual charity golf tournament. I get the
sympathy invite. I had to be like number ten on
the list cause the golf tournament was on Monday. I
got the text on Thursday saying hey, lunch you want
to play in the tournament.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
You want to go?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
And I'm like yeah, I'll pay the entry fee. And
I'm like cool, I'll be there. And they said it
starts at one, so get here. Lunch starts at like noon.
You can hit balls, hit the range, do all this stuff.
I'm like great. So I thought you were.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Going to live.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I was gonna go to the tournament, so I thought,
no pod Monday. It's okay. Ends up, you didn't go
to Live, so you weren't hung over his ball, so
you weren't in a hurry to get out of here.
We could have done a pod, but I digress.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yeah, love living in the past.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Man.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
What did you do for Memorial Day?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
I mean good, you wanted to hear about the tournament? Right?
So I roll up at twelve oh five and I
got a guy clipboard and walkie talkie. Yeah, pull up
and he goes name and I say lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
He hits you over the head with a flashlight.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
He goes, uh, You're like, I'm just going with you, dude,
it's Scotti Scheffler. I'm like, uh, fee now maybe, I mean,
I don't know. And he goes, I don't see the
Lunchbox on the list. I'm like, all right, I'm playing
with I mean, are you sure? He goes he let
(18:47):
me look, let me look. He goes, ah, no, I said, well,
I'm playing with Gator Harrison, Rod Phillips, whoa real names
And he's like, ah, I remember seeing a g Harrison.
What was your name again? I'm like Lunchbox And he's
like all right, I mean what yeah, I don't I
(19:09):
don't I don't have you man, great start. I'm all right,
So I text Gator, hey man, don't have me on
the list. Nothing back at Allator next, nothing back, text Rod,
hey man, they don't am on the list. Nothing back.
He goes, oh, I found a Gator Gator Harrison. He goes, hey,
you're on You're so number thirteen. Hey man, I got
(19:30):
a guy here. He's not on the list, but uh,
can you put him on thirteen with Gatter Harrison start? Yeah,
So I drive up, they take my bag out of
the car, I go park change my change my clothes
in the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
They still on the walkies.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
No thanks, you know they left and uh.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, give me a hot dog port missile if they will.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
The guy took the clubs out of the trunk, but
he left the sunscreen, so I changed, And then I
had to make the decision do I walk can try
to find my cart and put the sunscreen in it
or not? Just put the sunscreen in my pocket.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Always get the cart first, then load up.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Well, no, they take him out like it's a tournament.
Did you pulled up? They had a guy there put
them on your cart?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Did you bring money for tips?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
No? I don't know. I didn't do that. You guys
got ZEEI? Uh do you guys do PayPal?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
You always choose it app? You know nobody has? Hey, man,
do you do you have yacht? You have Yahoo cash? No, dud,
never heard of it. Ah ship that's all I got?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Oh man, Yeah, I still do Yu cash man? Sorry
about that.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Hey, Hey, do you guys have sore losers?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Loonies? No?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Man, loonies, that's no, it's a bad joke. That's a
different countries currency.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
You guys do lira. Alright, sorry, man, you.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Guys take any dosee coin.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Coin? Do you guys think euthum?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Man? So I'm like, all right, cool, So I'm just
gonna I'm gonna go ahead. Just put the sunscreen in
my pocket, you know what I mean. Like, I don't
want to go walk and try to find my cart.
I gets way across the parking lot. I want to
go in and get something to eat. So I walk in, say, oh,
some guy stops a emails it going. I start talking
to him his wife. They own a clothing company out
of Alabama. They're big fans. Talk to them. And then
(21:23):
I'm like, all right, cool, I'm gonna go over here
and get some chicken tenders. I get your wife's name,
chicken tenders. Get some mac and cheese. Before you golf,
I gotta eat some lunch.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
That's not the key to golfing line.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I mean, they got a tub of beer. They got
a tub of Seltzer's, they got a tub of like
all this stuff. You grab a drink, grab a water,
sit down, get a brownie, a bag of chips. Delay
your story, Morgan has something to say. Your mic is up.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
This doesn't count as an interruption because I think it's
actually a nice interruption.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Yeah, And I want to say I don't mean to interrupt,
but there is food here from Raising canes. If you
guys would like to come eat, all right, we will
be out in a little bit. Thank you for the nation.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
That does not count as an interruption, because that was
very sweet of her to come in here and say
that that is not an Amy interruption.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
That is not an Amy bulldozing in and just taking
over the podcast. So I walk in, I'm like, well, man,
for a celebrity golf tournament, I don't see any celebrities
here bottom of the barrel. I'm like, uh, what's going on?
I thought there was gonna be some big celebrities. You
know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Is that your kid?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
And so I called Gator and he doesn't answer, and
I'm like, where are these guys? And then Gator text me, hey,
my arrival time is twelve thirty eight. I'm like, what,
how am I the first one here?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
They have been wide open scheduled. Now you got all day,
all morning and you're not here. Cool.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Cool. So I sit down to eat and talk to
a couple of people, and I'm like, man, all right,
I'm gonna go out to my cart. I go out
to the cart and hey, what's suck, dude? What's up? Suck?
Michael Chandler UFC Fighter Okay, Hey, he was supposed to
be on the podcast. Never heard of him. He's like,
how you been, dude? What's going down? I'm like a
good and he was like you ready? I was like, yeahs.
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I was like, you play a lot? He goes, I've
just started playing recently, you know what I mean? Last year?
I love it, dude, It's so fun to get outside.
Everybody loves golf. Dude, he's got the shorts. I mean
his quad I mean people are calling him Quadzilla. His
legs were just bam hilarious. I wish I missed it.
Continue anyway, shake his hand? What up, dude? Cool glad.
(23:25):
I was here working while you were dealing with Quadzilla.
That's a funny nickname. Hey, Gator, what's your eta? Homie?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Continue?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
No? Then I saw Walker Hayes, All right, cool, what's up? Man?
I saw some other people. I didn't know who they were. Heywalker,
where's your Applebee's? Applebee's was not the sponsor, man? Yeah,
did you use that joke? No? I should have said, hey, man,
I thought Appleb's would sponsor this thing as I I'll
mark that down for next year because this was the
(23:53):
first annual. So then I go to the urinal. I
go and I'm I'm peeing, and I looked to my
right and there's some dude down there PN and I
looked at my left. I'm like, oh ships that big Ben,
big Ben no Ben Roethlisberger at the urinal next to me,
(24:16):
dirty Burger, And I'm like, hey, man, how's it going, Hey,
how's it going? Dune? Nice me? Nice me finishes p
he leaves nice and I'm like, holy crap, big Ben
is here? All right? Big Ben is in the house
and I'm like, damn, why is big Ben here? Out
(24:36):
of nowhere? That was my conversation. I just, you know,
picked a urinal and I looked at my level. WHOA,
that's a big human, hey, big Ben? And was it
weird that I called him big Ben? I don't know.
And he's like, how's it going, hey, good to see
good to see it. He went and washed his hands,
he left. Then I walk out and he's getting a
(24:59):
drink out of the cooler and he sees some guy
know He's like, man, how you doing. He hugs him.
He's like, you still kicking? Nah? Tomlin some kicker, but
I don't know who the kicker was. Overton's buddy, and
he was like, man, you're done kicking Hun And he goes, yeah, man,
I think I'm done. And he goes till a contender
calls mid season, then you're back in. He goes no, no,
(25:20):
and he goes, oh, you know, you know when that
contender call, and I'm like, who is this kicker?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Boss?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Well, never found out who a kicker was. Yeah, but
I was impressed Big Ben knew the kicker. You know,
usually i'd assume the quarterback doesn't really associate with the kicker.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
He's just trying to find people he knows. He's got
a random lunchbox guy talking to him in the urinal.
You're grabbing at straws. Dude, I would talk to t
baby if he's the only other radio guy. You're trying
to find people that you know.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Right, that's a good point. And I was just like dad,
big bins here. Then I go out to the cart
and I'm like, all right, I'm gonna throw some sunscreen on.
I'll go put a couple, and I'm like, all right,
let's get this thing started. Here we go go play.
So you're driving yourself, just you Now, Gaynor shows up
and he's driving the cart and Rod. I mean he
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is infamous for what what is? What is Rod's emo? Late? No? No, no?
What does Rod do when he's around in the office?
Where what does he always lose? He's always on the
phone in a meeting. I mean, tell me he's not
rocking the speaker vote no, no, no, no, no, no
better the ear piece, rocking the ear piece, the air bud,
(26:26):
the air bud. He is on a meeting the entire time. Ray, Yeah,
go ahead, like I mean, we're on our we started
a number thirteen. And he's just like up on the sidehill,
like talking talking, Hold on one second, he'd hit all right,
I'm back. I mean, hey, Rod, give me the wave.
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I'm on the phone. I'm on the phone. What is
gonna be a hell of around there? This dude's gonna
be in a meeting all day. I mean he's pacing
back and forth fifty as you're waiting to hit because
the group and you, he's just pacing, pacing, talking, got
the earphone in. I'm like, well, this is awesome. So
a Gator, how's it going, man, you're doing good checking
(27:09):
emails on his phone? Okay, I am so glad I
can't so I'm just sitting in the cart. Dude.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Did you bring any phone to do some business?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
No? No, man, I just chilling. Man, I'm like butting
down a note idea for the sore losers. Yeah. And
then Denay the comedian. I saw her and every time
she say she got lunch box, then she give me
the bird. Every time I thought she wanted to say
something like I went out, and then she just give
me the bird. I'm all right, cool, thanks. Uh So
I'm just sitting there in silence, dude, it is awkward.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
How are we playing?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
We played well? You? Oh? I played pretty well. So
we we birdied like the first five holes, which is
pretty good. And Gator even at one point he's like, hey, man,
I think we're gonna need to switch bag so I
can just keep replying to these emails and you'll drive.
I'm like, awesome, man, he that busy. My heart is
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just beating the pavement. Baby, what the hell. And I'm like, wow, okay,
so this is this is why it came so I
could drive while you check emails. Cool. He goes, yeah,
I just had twenty seven come in and I'm like,
all right, man, well I had none come in. One
with spam I was from Fabletics. I'm like, well, I
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don't even have email on my phone. Man, like cool.
So it was a flex. You had the most work
that they were. I guess it was just like who
can work more? You know what I mean? Like, hey,
we're here at a golf tournament, but let's act like
we're all working.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Are they drinking?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Uh? Yeah, Rob's drinking. You know that. You know, Rod's drinking.
He's having some drinks. And we pulled up in one
hole and it's like they, oh, here, you donate one
hundred dollars, you can shoot the ball from the cannon.
I'm like, every hole is like, oh, if you want
to donate to this, you get a special advantage. It's
like you come out there to give away your salary.
I know.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
But they do it to raise money.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
They do it to raise money, I understand. So this
old was one hundred dollars to shoot the ball out
of an air cannon, and gators like, oh dude, I
got this old my oh man, no, no, I insist.
I said, I'll do it, and he goes, no, no, I
got it.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Man.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
I tried to help the team out, but all right, cool,
you go ahead. And the next one was a part
three where we had to beat the pro one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
But did the air cannon make it closer to the
hole or would your club have done just as well?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
The air cannon was one hundred dollars to shoot at
a flag in the fairway and closest to the flag
at the end of the day. Want a free golf bag?
Did you win it? No? Uh? And then you got
to go putt on the green for eagle, so you
didn't have to hit. You didn't hit the club. That's
you should have paid that. Then yeah, free shot at eagle,
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Free shot at one hundred dollars, shot at eagle. So
I walk up, I make the eagle putt, let's go home.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
You did?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Yeah? Damn?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Low key flex how many feet?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Like six feet? Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:02):
That ain't shit.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
I mean a side hill, dude, pros make it five lock. Well,
I'm not a pro. Then I had another run in
with Big Ben Nice.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
I mean, I'm guessing he's the most famous guy there.
If you're in a name drop him place.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Yeah, I dropped him. I think he was the most
famous person there.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Hey, there's something on the ground over there, the name
that you dropped.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
We'll be right back. I'll tell you what happened between
me and Big Ben right after this. We're on a
par I think we're on a par four long par four.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Oh, I see the course right now. Since I've always
loved to play gay Lord.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
No, we played at No Ray, I'm not gay No.
We played at what was it called. That's just trade,
that's it. I was trying to keep the name not known.
Oh well, my bad. I don't know if it's like
a Spechel course. I have no idea. I have no idea.
Up anyway, we drive it to the left side of
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the fairway and it's right next to a T box
par three, and Big Ben's on the tea box nice
and we're one hundred and eighty three yards out to.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
The Green Steelers and he's.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Got his little shooter, you know, he's about to he's
trying to see how farther this and he was like, hey,
don't worry about that, watch this, big Ben, watch this.
You know how you used to drop dimes. I'm about
to drop a dime on the green. I'm gonna drop
a dime on the green like you did.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Anybody recording this? No, dude, you should have taken me
just to record something.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
I know, I know. No Gator was replying to an email,
he was not recording. No Rod was on the call.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Could they not have filmed it? Hamburger for us.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
We put on the YouTube it'd been off and he's
still just doing his little range finder range finder and
I'm like, hey over here, about to put this one
A three on the green, one a three on the green,
like big Ben Steeler super Bowl back corner and ignoring
he's not saying anything. Was wondering, he's not saying anything.
He's still shooting, and I'm like, hey, focus over here,
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big Ben.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Over here.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
He shut the pump, and I mean, he's a big dude,
right it's and I'm drinking. Antonio Brown's naked on the course.
He and he's not saying anything to me, so I
might screw it. I'm just gonna hit get my little
forward fairway what out usually hit that one? Well? Yeah,
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one a three, look it up, measure.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
It hit it.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
PLoP right in the water. How you jackass, that's what
you get. It went. It went twenty yards straight into
the water.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
It's a kiss of death and brag you're not going
to hit a good shot.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
And Big Ben looks over and goes, hey, I saw that.
Looks like the catfish were pretty pissed off. You got
served by Big Ben. Hey. He told me the catfish
weren't very happy with my shot. He said, hey, I
saw that catfish. He looked pretty pissed off. Hey, go
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back to lake and cony Ben you Yeah, And I
was like, all right, cool man, Thanks god. We had
that interaction. The boss has missed it. They were on
their emails and phone calls. Yeah, well he didn't. Then
they go, man, you got razed by Big Ben. I'm like, yeah, yeah,
let's go ahead and drive up to the Green. Guys,
you missed out on it because you were on the ether. Hey,
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that was awesome. That's great. I mean, I thought I
was about to show out for Big Ben. I tried
to tell him, Hey, I'm gonna drop a dime like
you and the super Bowl, Like you know, I used
to throw in the corner of the end zone two
feet down. PLoP.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
He threw a dime right to uh somebody Holmes.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
And I was I was trying to be funny, and
he was anyway, he wasn't paying me any attention, and
so I was like, all right, whatever, he's not paying attention.
I guess he's paying attention. Man. So I got roused
by Big Ben. Then I want to know why people
in the rest of the tournament was pretty uneventful. It
took a long time. I got in diligence a bunch
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of stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
He knows, dude.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
The round two, who were you? What radio station are
you with?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Were there other radio guys there? No? Oh really yeah, okay.
I kind of thought I was gonna be people from
other ones.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
No. Round took six hours. What station do you play on?
I was like, going, I'm Mike and Mike. Now Mike
and Mike weren't there. They broke up. But it was
six hours, dude. It was a long day. You forget
like these are really exciting in the beginning, and then
after about three hours you're like, oh my gosh, we
still got like ten holes to go.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Are you eating?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Uh? They no, no, No, they had snacks. That is one
thing I wish. I wish they would have more food
like burgers at some point the tournament. Yeah, in the tournament,
but it was fine.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
But there was a my course, man, they got a
sign they say, just call this number. The other burger
and the port missiles and the glusies ready for you
at the turn. You get on the tenth, it's already
ready for you.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
That would have been nice anyway. Nachos at nachis trace right.
There's one hole where we're waiting on people waiting, you know,
because it's just so backed up. There's so many teams
not being sex as women playing this thing. Yeah, continue
and you should.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Sometimes they're better. Yes, chick played with me and judgment
better than me and him. She gave me no time
of day. She works at a place in Indiana. Oh
that's the place.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
We're about to go to Indiana. Do you know that? No,
because we're gonna go see the Fever and we're gonna
go to casino at the Valley's in Evansville. So this
group hits into us. I'm like, guys, this is a
charity golf tournament. You can't get pissed. We can't go anywhere.
(35:58):
And you were We're on the green and they hit
onto the green. What the was up? Boss has got
the ear poted. Oh, He's like, did they really just
hit into us? Yeah? Man, hit that's not cool? And
we leave the green whatever. Next hole we pull up
and we had to wait because the group in front
of us hadn't teed off. So then the team the
group behind us pull up behind us, and it's a
(36:21):
par three, so I'm gonna try to make I'm gonna
try to make conversation. I'm like, man, guys, it is weird.
I had a dream last night that the group behind
us was watching us. The guy driving the car had
a white shirt on, and I got a hole in one. Dude,
you're wearing a white shirt and you're the group behind
us and you're the driver. Oh my, this must be
(36:43):
the hole. IM gonn get a hole one on.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Wait, I'm doing an email.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
What did you say that was funny? And they said nothing.
Say that again, and I'm like, hello, guys, we're at a
charity golf tournament. Do you guys have any personality? They
may have been on a conference call, and no they weren't.
They were just all sitting there, arms folded, sitting there
like all right, cool boom And I put it up
on the green about six feet for hole and I
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look over at him. They're like nothing, wow, and I'm
like okay. So then we go we we missed the butt,
we didn't get the birdie. Next hole, they're behind us again,
and Gator's like, man, they got They're no fun. Let's
find our foremost boring friends and go play golf. Who
can send out the email the fastest, That's all. That's
exactly what this group was. I'm like, we're at a
(37:30):
charity tournament and you guys look like you are getting tortured,
your fingernails pulled out.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Dude, that's the part of the golf. I hate guys
with stuff up their ass and the bedroom.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
And we're talking about this is a fun tournament. I mean,
everybody's drinking, having a good time. Everybody's laughing, girls are
dancing on your Then I'm waiting on the tea box
and who comes walking up Port Dean's hole leaves you
this dude with a stash stash sunglasses, and I'm like
what they so, dude, it's hot out here, dude. Oh dude,
(38:01):
I'm too dude, Dude, I didn't know you're right, He goes, Dude,
I didn't know you were out here, dude. He was like, dude,
how's it going out here? Dude? Hey dude, barefoot, blue
je night. Dude. It was pretty good. He goes, Dude,
it's hot, dude. I said, you're from Florida, goes Dude,
that doesn't mean it's not hot out here, dude.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Yeah, take the long road home, dude.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
I'm like, uh, aren't you used to this at the beach?
He goes, beach dude. Yes, yeah, dude, but at the beach,
I get in the water here, dude, I'm just like sweating. Dude.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Hey dude, rodeo Dang.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
I forgot a song you can HiPE in the system. Dude. Yeah, dude,
how's the fan dude? And I was like good. He
goes kids good and I was like, yeah, dude, how
about you. He goes a good Dude, we're having good summer. Dude.
I'm like all right, yeah, he goes, we need to
run each other in public. And dude, last time I
saw you were at Costco.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Dude. Yeah, American love what we ain't got dude.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
I was like yeah yeah, And he was like, all right,
this course is pretty homemade a dude. He goes, it's
been a long round, hadn't it, dude? And I was like, yeah,
it's been pretty long. He goes, dude, do you have
fun though? Hey, dude, I was Jackie were Diane?
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (39:01):
I was like, yeah, I'm having Buddy goes, all right, dude,
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go hit it.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Hey all have fun the next hole? Yeah, how dude?
Speaker 1 (39:07):
He goes, all right, did be good? Man? He goes,
they got any water in this cooler? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:10):
We we ain't got dude.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
I said, I don't know who you listen. He goes, oh,
what's this? I was like, that's primed and he goes,
what's prime? Dude?
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Hey nineteenth? Hold dude, you want to go an eight
second ride? Do you want to down to Honky tongue dude?
Speaker 1 (39:22):
And I said that's the the Paul Brothers drink. He goes, really, dude,
He goes any good. I was like, no, I have
never had any goos. Let's see how much? Sure? He goes, oh,
only one grammar sugar. He goes, I'm gonna try it, dude.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Yeah, dude, these are the days of gold.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
I was like, all right, man, how a good He
goes later, dude, so.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
What Yeah, don't let that prime bottle be the one
that got away, dude.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
That was it. That was my interaction with Jake. Dude
on the t box is legit.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
I'm shocked though. I guess maybe he's friends with Walker Hayes.
He because he seems to be the one that puts
on these golf turning right.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
He may be friends with Walker. Maybe they're right together.
Uh So there was other people in other groups, but
I didn't see him because they run holes where you know,
you don't interact.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
So coach, I understand the layout of the golf.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
I'm just telling how people, celebrities right do it for
the truck drivers, damn it. But the good news is
then we get up to this one hole. It's a
par four and they had dancers. Bally's Casino has a
blackjack table set up and I'm like, here we go,
here we go. You lose your forget you're playing golf.
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I'm like, what's the table minimum? And she goes there
is no minimum, and I'm like, boys, boys, we got
a table.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
We got a table like some black Oh. He's like,
I'll buy it. In phone call just ended oh no,
he turned it off. Ah, he goes.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
He goes, we're playing blie jack, doubled out and split dude,
and she goes.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yeah, she goes. He goes double down, and she goes,
you don't even have a hand yet, and he goes,
I know, I know, and he goes double up to
win it up. He goes, all right, what are we doing?
She's like black Jack, goes, I won't lose. Is that legal?
I guess it's us. I don't know, and so I
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might deal me in. Hits me a ten?
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Okay, hit or you stay on a ten.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
I don't know rockets six. You usually tell me how
to play.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
I don't know what to do with a ten.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Then I get an ace boom, a blackjack blackjack. There
you go. We're going to Bally's. We're going to Baallet's. Baby,
you're saying, all they deal is blackjack. No, because Ron
got a sixteen. He lost. He should have hit on sixteen.
He did, he busted. He hit on sixteen.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
He's supposed to drug.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
You are sixteen? Hit?
Speaker 2 (41:37):
I would not hit on No.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
She had eighteen and she has a ten, right, Yeah,
I ain't hitting. Oh let her bust. No if she
has a ten, she has a ten, showing the assume.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
It's a twenty. Yes, I ain't hitting on a sixteen.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Well I don't hit on sixteen year olds either, so.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
I hit no, but I do like, you got that?
So you win money?
Speaker 1 (41:58):
I win? And I'm like, what do I win? She
fills it out. Free, nice day casino, Come on off,
We're going to Bally's. Dude, We're going to Balle's. Free
night at Balle's in Evansville.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Dude, what is that retail for? Really?
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Yeah? All right? Hey? And then Gator he plays a hand,
he wins, and I'm like, whoa dude. I was like,
are you ever gonna use that? He goes no, and
I was like, give it to me. We got two
rooms in Bally's for one night. Let's go. It's two
hours away, one hundred and twenty miles.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
I've been before with Brandon O'Brien from Brandon O'Brien slots.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
I've never been. It's great.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
It's got it all. It's got craps, black jack slots
and sports betting.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
I'm in, Yeah, we got a free night, two free rooms.
We're going to Bally's and we'll be right back ray.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
That's where the one guy took the one lady from
the jail and got caught in the car wash Evansville, Indiana.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Oh is it really?
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Yeah, take a break, we go do a YouTube video
from that car wash. Oh wow, that's why the hotel. Yeah,
but it's it wasn't a Balie's when I win. It
was something else, and then Ballyi's is nice.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
I think they've improved it there. So there's been upgrades
since I've even been. And I had fun.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
It was amazing.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
I didn't like that they don't do drinks.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
You don't get drink.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
I mean maybe if you're playing hardcore black jack, No
you gotta buy them.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Yeah, okay, I think you meant there's no drinks.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
You know there's alcohol, but I'm just saying it's not
the Vegas style them at you.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Yeah, well, I mean it was an overall good tournament.
Six hours. So we pull up, we're getting out of
the cart and pull up. Then they're like, oh, you
guys gonna come inside for dinner. I'm like, no, I
was out. I can't I can't stay for dinner.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Oh it's Tomahawks and everything from Ruth's Cray.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
So to tell you if I won a golf bag
or if we won the tournament, I have no idea. Dude.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
They didn't get out of there until midnight.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
I have no idea where we finished. I have no
idea if I won one of the prizes Worre's lunchblocks. Uh. Yeah,
I was in bed by the time they finished that thing.
But that was my experience. It's a celebrity golf match.
Never been to one, but now I get it. It's
an all day affair. It's all day, man, it is
all day. And I did meet one guy who put
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on the tournament. He works for the company that puts
it on. No, no, no, Walker Hayes is the celebrity. He
doesn't actually plan it. This company does. Guy drives up
on the golf cart and he's got his orange shirt on.
He's like, hey, lunch, what's going on? Man? What's going on?
So I don't know you. I was asking if you
want to have lunch, sir, and uh He's like, oh,
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you don't remember meeting me. And I'm like, no, man,
I don't. He's like, yeah, I met you five years
ago at the Eric Church tournament. I'm like okay, Like
my bat and he goes, but man, I got like
four more of these this year. There's one with Eddie George.
There's one. Man, let me get your information. I'm gonna
go get a pen and paper and I'm gonna get
your information. That way. If you guys can ever want
to come play, you can come play in those tournaments.
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I'm like, yeah, let's go.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
You're gonna say there's one with Eddie from the Pobby BUNCHO.
Yeah we know him.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
No Eddie George, And I was like, heck yeah. Twelve
holes later, never came back.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
What do you mean he just gave you the little
intro though you don't need to seal the deal.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
No, he said he was gonna come back and get
my information.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
What do you need the info in blood?
Speaker 1 (45:19):
He was gonna contact me when those tournaments are happening. Yeah,
we'll find it.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
We just show up to him.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Hey, twelve holes later, so we can go. Twelve holes later,
four and a half hours later. Never came back, man.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
So he was gonna come back and get it all
sweah because.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
He was just in a golf card. He didn't have
any paper or pin or anything. He's like, I gotta
go get my I'll go get this stuff and I'll
come back. I'm like, all right, cool. Never came back.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Man, that was out.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
That was it cool?
Speaker 2 (45:45):
You think also, I mean, not rock it on you.
You would think, why wouldn't they invite Amy or Morgan?
Why do they want all these dudes playing in this
golf tournament.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
I don't know, like that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Maybe that was him to just like, oh great, another
dude foursome. Like you guys have any famous like chicks
that can play in these?
Speaker 1 (46:02):
I don't know. But it was fun. Man. It was hot,
it was humid. It was enjoyable.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Not to get on the chick train.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
But there's ones that Billy's played in before where they're
playboy bunnies on some holes. Yeah, I've seen those.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
It was this one of those.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
No no, no. But they had drinks stations set up
in like almost every hole. They had plenty of alcohol.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
I'm gonna save my money for the bunny hole, dude,
the cannon all pass on that. What was the other
one that you could waste your money?
Speaker 1 (46:30):
You could beat the pro Oh yeah, well there's a
part three and if you get closer to the hole,
if you donate one hundred dollars, you win certain prize.
If you do two hundred dollars, you get a certain prize.
If you donate five hundred dollars and you beat the pro,
you get an even bigger prize.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Who is the pro?
Speaker 1 (46:45):
A great question? Yeah? Who? I said the same thing
to Gator. I said, man, like, define pro, Like what
tournaments is this dude played in?
Speaker 2 (46:55):
How is he a pro? It was freaking like Ernie
L's And I mean.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Then if he got closer to the hole than us,
we got to play his shot on the part three,
he got closer to the hole, but we were still
twenty feet from the hole, so we had to put
from there. I was like, well, if you're a pro,
put it right by the stick man.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
And also it's Nashville. Was it brent Snedecker?
Speaker 1 (47:15):
No? No, No, it was Kleb James m. Have you
ever seen him on the PGA Tour? No?
Speaker 2 (47:23):
But I mean, you know, they could be making their
way up the corn Faery.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Or the corn corn corn corn Faery, like he could
be on the low low, low low Hooters Tour. Yeah,
I mean it. It was a good tournament. Man. Then
I got home and the college World Series was already started.
Then he get to watch the final game because I
had to put the kids to bed. I hadn't seen
them all day.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Sadly, baseball still hasn't caught on in America. Baser had
trouble finding the score on her phone.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Well why wouldn't she put it on the TV?
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Well, we did, but then it was time for me
to go to bed, and so she was trying to
fall along on her phone. She had to click through
several different apps. They hide college base ball below WNBA.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Now that's crazy. But then I did watch the third
period of the Game seven of the Stanley Cup Finals,
and that was highly entertaining.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
There were no goals scored in the third period, dude.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Highly entertaining. Edmonton was all over their shit, and I
don't know how Florida survived. Yeah, how did they not score? Dude?
There was one where the guy like put his hand down,
like as the ball's going, the puck's going over the line,
and he was like a defenseman and he just like,
I don't know who. It was a big pilot up
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and it was going going and he just threw his
hand down on it. And they all just tried to
push him into the goal. They're right, No, no plays
did I mean there was? It was so fascinating to watch.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
You don't get better in game seven and hockey. No,
Luckily we were blessed with it. Otherwise we would have
had two semi sweeps basketball and hockey.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Yes, it was so entertaining, so fun, and the way
they celebrate. I will say this every year hockey does
it right.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Give it to the player.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
They give it to the captain, the Stanley Cup trophy,
the Lord Stanley Cup goes right to the captain and
he hoists it above his head. He takes a lap
around the ice and they hand it player to player
to player to player. It is so freaking stupid giving
it to the owner. The owner should be the last
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one to touch that cup.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
And listen to our previous podcast after every major sporting events,
he will have that same point every podcast. Also, the
victory parade. Don't know where it is. My buddy Danny
is in Fort Lauderdale. That's where the Florida Miami Panthers play,
so I'll get victory. We will be covering the victory
parade wall to wall coverage. Sore Losers dot Com.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Can't wait man, it was so good. And then they
give the MVP Trophy two Connor McDavid of the Edmonton
Oilers most valuable. Why does the loser get it because
it's the most outstanding player for the playoffs And I
guess he said a playoff points record. But he didn't
come out and accept the ward. They just showed the
award on the stand. They're like, and it goes to
(50:04):
Connor McDavid in the crowd, boom, and then then they
all right, and then they just take the trophy away.
I never saw him come get it.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Yeah. And if you're from Florida, I don't know if
we have any listeners down there, any Gaeta fans, but
I guess they could also be Noles fans. Uh, also
be Panthers fans.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
My question is why do they throw rats on the ice?
That animal?
Speaker 1 (50:28):
That's a great question.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
Also in the streets, Danny sent me a video every
fan it made.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
It just made Danny's drunk. He goes, yeah, oh no,
he made hot Tua.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
Yeah, these guys are drunk. Every fan had pots and pans.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
Why do you have that's New Year's No, it says.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
They all have pots and pans.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
I've never seen that before.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
Some of the dudes that have their shirts out they're
all tan.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Dude, Well yeah, because they go to the beach, dude.
Well yeah, I mean that that was it. That was it,
So get it all right, huh. I will say my
wife is the happiest woman on the planet though, Ray,
I'll give you the website adult she is the happiest
woman on the planet.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
Ray.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
The NBA is over, hockey's over, there's no football. She
can watch them shows at night. Now, she is the
happiest woman on the planet. She was like, does this
mean that it's only regular season baseball? Yes, and we
(51:43):
are clear on at night to watch regular TV. I said, yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
She's especially gonna like right around the fourth of July.
I don't remember if it's the day before, the day
after the All Star break. Somewhere in there, there is
one day where there's no professional sporting events, the only
day of the year. Well, the world goes dark.
Speaker 1 (52:02):
That's weird, all right, Have a good Wednesday, everybuddy. You
got anything else?
Speaker 2 (52:07):
No, I'm gearing up with my Heisman futures and my
college football futures because this year they're gonna have the
twelve team playoff, so hopefully make you guys some money there.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
Yeah, Happy Wednesday. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
The NHL, Yeah, if you're gonna bet it, you could
have caught the Panthers around five, six to one, but
once it got late there were four teams all at
about two times your money. It was tough to bet late.
You can't bet a future in the future, and basketball
the best you could have got the Celtics later on
in the year was about plus one and a half
times your money. I mean, there was just no money
(52:48):
in really either of those playoffs because hockey was just
so closely contested. Who knew who was gonna win it?
Between the Panthers, the Oilers, Stars, Stars, and the Rangers.
I mean it was so even, man.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
Yeah, but I'm just I'm exhausting that that that tournament,
so it was it was long, man. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
I did give South Beach the Panthers though, good hey
he almost had the jinx of the decade though.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
At three oh he congratulated me on an amazing pick
and it was three three oh. Uh
Hello, Yeah, Happy Wednesday. Man, Happy Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
The president of the podcast network says people don't enjoy
hearing us mess with the microphones and headphones.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I don't think we messed with them. And my headphones
have been working, so we haven't had to talk about
headphones not working.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Right, That's what I'm saying. So we're not talking about it.
So that's better forbiddenness.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah. Hold on, oh I was gonna sneeze. I might sneeze,
but keep going. If you do, that can't be good
for bidness. No, probably not, but oh bless up? Thank you?
All right now I'm ready to go.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Sorry about that truckers.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, just why don't you talk about girls and their hangers? Oh?
I did see some girls with hangers at the Walker
Hayes Charity golf tournament. Are you gonna talk about that
at all? Yeah? Whoa Arnold?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Turn down that music?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I'm sorry? Oh yeah, let's do it. Yeah, don no,
not done. We're gonna do a live Arnold.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Get up here with me, Okay, I want you to
do your intro.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
We oh the one, two three? So losing? What up? Everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius. Put a bull turn
on them from Broadway Houck two on that thing, man,
(01:33):
I'm just let us do the intros.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Well, thanks Arnold for that. What up y'all had sis it?
I'm from the North Alpha Male north side of Nashville
with Beazers in that part of town.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
All the ranchers and farmers.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
They each got about one hundred to two hundred acres
right now, they're working on the crops. It hasn't been raining. Lord,
we need rain, but I have noticed they got watering systems,
so ranchers and farmers now don't really need rain because
it's muddy right around their crops and that's all they're
doing to sprinkling it. They save some money on water,
but they're still growing the crops. I don't have any
(02:04):
crops yet. Over to you, coach.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Okay, I think I've missed the boat on hok Towey. Okay,
I think I've totally missed the boat. And maybe it's
because I don't have Twitter anymore because I got hacked
and I don't get my account back and I have
no idea, so I don't scroll Twitter. I don't see anything.
Explain to me, Hawk Tooey. Some girl was visiting Nashville
(02:27):
and she got on a video and said Hawk.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Towey, dude, you are my wife. She goes, hey, explain
this to me. I don't get why it blew up
so much.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, explain it to me.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Well, it's exactly what you and me did. We went
on Broadway, remember March Messing, Yeah, and we asked dumb
ass questions. Well, this guy goes, hey, what's a sexual
advice a sexual advice position you could give somebody? And
she go This random chick on broably goes hock tool
on that thing. Okay, you get it though, Yeah, all right,
(03:00):
but it's just And the way I explained it to
my wife is it's a Southern girl, blonde hair saying
something that you'd hear a redneck guy saying. You just
didn't expect that to come out of her mouth. And
it was a pretty good answer for somebody on Broadway.
So I think that's why it went viral.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Then it goes viral and is it true that she
lost her job?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
See there's all these rumors. People can't really find her.
So Baser finds on Facebook or something. Zuckerberg's app that
the girl's dad's a pastor, and he said, we don't
need this attention. This is all alleged, so I don't
even know if it's the right family, and he goes,
we don't need this attention as a family. This has
actually brought shame to our family that this is blown
(03:39):
up because it was an answer to a sexual question.
Please leave us alone at this time. But I don't
know if that was necessarily the girl that did it.
People are I think the origin story is this girl
didn't have an Instagram or a Twitter or an x
and so she's been hard to track down.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
That seems fishy in its own right.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
But I do believe she's now starting a hat line
and she's making money. And the pictures I've seen she's
got tattoos and stuff. I don't really see a pastor
allowing his daughter to do that. I think she's from Paduca,
damn it.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Somebody said she was from White House.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
That's what I'm saying. It's been so many reports of
she's from here, she's from there, and then I see
everybody commenting on it, like there was this picture of
Olivia Dunn and Paul Schemes out on a boat and
the comments on Instagram were like, hot Towey on it,
hot Towey on it. Like I was so confused on
(04:34):
what the hell was going on.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
And then Bryce Harper when he went up to bat
he goes hot Towey.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yes, and then other people are saying hot towey and
I'm like, why the hell is this such a big deal?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
And also I've never heard anybody when they spit, there's
go ah, you've never actually said the words the atomonopoeia,
if you will, right of it. And so we just
heard it for the first time and we said, wow,
we all have spit and we've never said hawk tua before.
To what you and me need to do is think
(05:06):
of automnipia words that nobody's ever spelled out.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Let me think it's all I got. I don't have
any I don't know. That's why with viral people don't
think like that. Then did it go viral? Question? Ready,
go viral? Was she really just visiting Nashville and she
was a random person or did this dude or girl
that was filming the video know this chick and tell
(05:31):
her to say it? I need to know. It doesn't matter.
That's not the reason when viral. The reason when.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Viral is on a monopea hawk, tua hilarious. That's true.
It's two words.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Tua on it hate. But you say that, hey chew,
but that doesn't help. Hey give me a sexual position,
hey chew? Like that doesn't That doesn't that. That doesn't
have the same ring to it. We're not going to
recreate the same video that they hat.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
We go to Broadway, Hey, give me your best hawk
to see. That's why other people do viral stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
We don't. Those the losers aren't known for viral. I
told you what our viral video is going to be.
You've given up on YouTube too, by the way.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I've already told you our damn viral video. What it's
in this room.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
It's in this room to you're right, Oh that's not viral,
Yeah it is. Someone smashing a TV is not viral.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
We have a TV that doesn't work. Oh that from
Paradise right, that Gar's Bar gave it to us. But
unfortunately I couldn't get it to show a picture. But
it does turn on. So what we would need to
do is act like you were watching the Stanley Cup.
We should have had at the TV and studio and
then I would flash away so they can't see that
it's a broken TV and it looks like you rip
(06:51):
it out of the wall and then you go throw
it in the parking garage at the radio station.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yes, we do. That's the viral moment, right like when
the oiler's lost, I grab it off the TV, the
wall and I throw it away. That is that could
be viral. But I also liked the idea of whenever
you see someone in a jersey and you film and
be like, dude, what up, hey gardener, gardener, or hey
(07:17):
Patty Patty like I did at the grocery store, and
that dude got mad. But you just do a compilation
of all them.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
That's pretty I'm actually gonna notate that. Otherwise we'll never
do it or think about it ever again.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
No, I've thought about it. I've brought it up. This
is my second time, and the first time you said
that's a good idea. This is the second time I've
brought it up. And you just go and be like, hey, hey,
uh Patty, can I get a picture with you? Can
I get a picture with you? Because they have the
Jersey on They're like, what what you want to hear
my bad ideas for viral videos. I would love to
hear them.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I put video my memorabilia at my house.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
And just talk through it.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Okay, that's terrible, but I put no idea if I
notated this drunk or what video me driving up and
down Music Row and just kind of saying memory lane.
Act like either I make stuff up or give the
real thing.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, and I'm really sure I get that one. Yes,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I don't know what I was going with it.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Oh those you're only two? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
And did uh Jerseys on Broadway? Oh that's your idea
you just gave me?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean that's the thing. Viral video, Dude,
they didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
You can't play in a viral video. It doesn't matter
if that girl was a plant or whatever. It was
just funny and.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
It just went viral. That it happens, dude.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
It was so viral. I bet my parents in a
week know what that means. I mean they just learned
Taylor and Kelsey a dating.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
That's weird. I don't think my parents will ever know
what hot two he is. It's tua, dude.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
It so viral. There were dudes at the game, the
Oilers game that had Hawk two on the back of
their jersey that quick. Yeah, where do they get shirts
that quick with that on their personalize them? But why
would you spend that much money on a jersey hocked?
Who when it's gonna be out of style in a week?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
HOWK two on that thing? They said she was up
at Nervous Charlie's. Somebody said they saw her by my
house or was it a blonde girl in a black
skirt and a little black dress. I mean, con guys,
there's a lot of girl. I mean, if she doesn't
have Instagram or Facebook, how is and nobody's found her?
This just seems so weird.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Well, I also was I no investigating because I was
actually curious about the original video. It's so viral. I
don't know if I ever even saw the original video.
I saw people posting it so it would be a redneck,
which I think the videos I saw as a redneck
where he would watch it and she would and he
(09:44):
would see that, you know what I mean. And I
don't know, I don't get.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Why it was a funny video. Well, he film is reaction.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
It was his reaction to that video.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I don't know. I'll be honest. I think we've spent
too much time on HOK two. But uh am I
saying it right, Hoktua tua hoktua. Yeah, but I clicked
on an Instagram and I think it's so viral. Drink
every time we say viral. It's so viral that they're
now making Instagram accounts. And people were saying, that's not
(10:15):
actually her Instagram account. So I was clicking on it's
had like twenty thousand followers. How does this girl for
one video she didn't do any well, maybe she's crazy,
maybe she is interesting. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
But the thing that's frustrating it was on our street.
It was in our backyard. It was doing videos on Broadway,
which is what we do, and they went viral and
we did it and Bryson de Shambo was on our street,
in our backyard, and we still don't let it slip
off the hook.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
It literally is. It shows us in a nutshell, Bryson
d Schambeau walking them down our street in our city
with a US Open trophy, and we had no coverage
of it. This girl is down on Broadway going viral
and we got no coverage of it. Well, am, I'm
(11:07):
in bed. My question is who even won live this weekend?
It was here in Nashville. You were gonna party bus
it you didn't go. I was gonna do media stuff.
I never did. We didn't have any live coverage. My
buddy Garrett Greg text and goes, hey, you're going to
live this weekend. I was like, actually, we were gonna go.
I just decided not to go, and he goes, is
(11:29):
there a lot of buzz about it in Nashville? And
my answer was no, there is no buzz. I said,
I talked to two people that said they were gonna go.
Besides that, I have heard nobody talk about it. Been
out and about all weekend. Not one person was talking about,
Oh my gosh. I can't believe Live is in town.
(11:50):
I have no idea who won the live event in
Nashville and how big it was.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Their motto for Live is golf partying or golf with music.
I don't think they want you to know the winner.
It's all about the bringing your chick partying balls.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
But how many people brought their chick? How many people
went and partied balls? How many people were actually there.
I saw Hannah Gray Ellis who I saw Angelina, who
saw Nick and Kiky Okay, saw my buddy David Williams
and his family, Okay, Eric Dodd. So you did know
a lot of people that went.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
See it was different circles because he a lot of
mine did. And I actually texted Justin on Monday, the
day after Live and I said to him, I go
where is it? I said, Hey, are you going to
Live golf again? This is the day after it ended?
And he goes, yeah, I went down to Live tour
after it was finished to pick up dead bodies and
trash off the ground. But Justin didn't go. But other
(12:45):
than that, dude, my circle was at Live.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Uh Pitts he was gonna go. I talked to him
on Monday, Hey man, how was liv? I ended up
not going?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Man?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, why didn't he go? I don't know, but he
said he was going exactly. Talked to Kevin, hey manh
how was Living? He goes, are there for a couple hours?
Is all right? That's it? Right, it's a golf he said.
There was a big crowd around Bryson d Chambeau following him.
Besides that, he goes Phil Mickison, no one was watching him,
(13:13):
no one cared, so Bryson was the only one he
said that really had a big crowd. And also, you
can't bet it, which you can have fun not betting. Guys.
Come on, let's be real. I've learned a lot in
last couple of years. You at least watched it. Who
was winning?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
It was tough, I told you. The whole screen was
covered with so there was the leaderboard, but then they
all had their own logos and they were all part
of teams. So at the very bottom of the screen
there was five top teams. No idea the teams people
were on or what was The whole left side of
the screen was players and their logos, so they're out
of the In my seventy inch TV, forty of it
(13:50):
was taken up with the whole graphic of teams, logos
and names. Kind of confusing. I watched it for a
minute just to say that i'd seen it. Yeah, No,
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I don't think we missed much.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Maybe the reason I watch golf because I bet it.
Other than that, because you can't bet live, I don't know.
It's kind of unwatchable.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Well, it's unwatchable because it doesn't matter, like no one
cares who wins. Like I mean literally, I mean Kevin
went to the damn tournament. I said, who won? I
don't know. He has no idea who won.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
That's the point of it. You're not supposed to know.
It's a different twist on it. What's the twist women
are into it? That's the twist. Hannah gray Ellis went
and Angelina went.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
You don't think women go to the PGA tour events?
Have you ever watched? Yeah, and there's a lot of dudes,
a lot of sausages. But there's a lot of hotties
too that the players are married to.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Maybe so, I mean, if you look at a video
of Tiger do this when you're at work, guys, I
know you guys got pointless jobs except for.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Our truck guy. What about our farmers, Well.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
They're also they better be working on the crowd.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
You know who's busy at work? Batter's box. That's who's
busy at work. What if everybody that's Batter's box. I
talked to him.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Hold on, you didn't even let me say live you're
right now. I forgot my train of thought. Live women
Tiger Woods. Watch a clip of him with that Nike
golf ball spinning, oscillating and going in the hole. There
was no dudes in the no women in the crowd, dude.
Now there's more women lives making a big part of that.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Over to you, man, I mean, my brother must be
super busy at work, speaking of having an important job.
He got a new gig, dude, he said, he's like
three months behind on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Who you're a brother, Yeah, batter's box. We can't call
brother brother. I thought you were saying Pitt's got a
new job. I said, I hope he did, and he's
doing audio for us.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
No, no batter's box, dude. And I talked to him
the first time in probably a month yesterday and I
was like, oh, there he is. He's like, man, how
you been good? You know, talking about the pot. He goes,
haven't heard that episode yet? Like, what do you mean?
He goes, I'm like three months behind, man, new gig.
I'm super busy. He goes, I'll catch up, though. I said,
(16:04):
there is no way you're gonna catch up on three
months worth of pod because you're missing good material. Is
it commute?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
From home?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I can knock out two on my commute, two down,
two back. I can do four podcasts a day. He
sits at his house, and he used to.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
He's still but he used to sit at his house
with his old job and listen to the pod while
he's working. I guess he's just slammed at this new gig.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
You never know, though. There's really no rhyme or reason
these stay at homers. Dude, Sometimes they are. I can't
even get a word in edgewise with Baser, and you
know I'm slamming the microwave.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Sh I'm on a zoom, Okay, I cool. I won't
make food, don't flash the toilet, Okay, I'll just leave.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
My urine there all day. Dude. It's crazy. Sometimes they are.
They're busy as hell.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah, so Battersbox has no idea what's going on the pod.
But I did go to a charity golf tournament on Monday,
and I'm gonna tell you all about it. Who I saw,
who I talk to, who I booked for the pod,
how I shot everything right after this.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Dude, I've been waiting for this outside of the podcast,
just Manda, man, I've been wanting to hear about this.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Walker Hayes first annual charity golf tournament. I get the
sympathy invite. I had to be like number ten on
the list cause the golf tournament was on Monday. I
got the text on Thursday saying hey, lunch you want
to play in the tournament.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
You want to go?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
And I'm like yeah, I'll pay the entry fee. And
I'm like cool, I'll be there. And they said it
starts at one, so get here. Lunch starts at like noon.
You can hit balls, hit the range, do all this stuff.
I'm like great. So I thought you were.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Going to live.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I was gonna go to the tournament, so I thought,
no pod Monday. It's okay. Ends up, you didn't go
to Live, so you weren't hung over his ball, so
you weren't in a hurry to get out of here.
We could have done a pod, but I digress.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yeah, love living in the past.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Man.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
What did you do for Memorial Day?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
I mean good, you wanted to hear about the tournament? Right?
So I roll up at twelve oh five and I
got a guy clipboard and walkie talkie. Yeah, pull up
and he goes name and I say lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
He hits you over the head with a flashlight.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
He goes, uh, You're like, I'm just going with you, dude,
it's Scotti Scheffler. I'm like, uh, fee now maybe, I mean,
I don't know. And he goes, I don't see the
Lunchbox on the list. I'm like, all right, I'm playing
with I mean, are you sure? He goes he let
(18:47):
me look, let me look. He goes, ah, no, I said, well,
I'm playing with Gator Harrison, Rod Phillips, whoa real names
And he's like, ah, I remember seeing a g Harrison.
What was your name again? I'm like Lunchbox And he's
like all right, I mean what yeah, I don't I
(19:09):
don't I don't have you man, great start. I'm all right,
So I text Gator, hey man, don't have me on
the list. Nothing back at Allator next, nothing back, text Rod,
hey man, they don't am on the list. Nothing back.
He goes, oh, I found a Gator Gator Harrison. He goes, hey,
you're on You're so number thirteen. Hey man, I got
(19:30):
a guy here. He's not on the list, but uh,
can you put him on thirteen with Gatter Harrison start? Yeah,
So I drive up, they take my bag out of
the car, I go park change my change my clothes
in the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
They still on the walkies.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
No thanks, you know they left and uh.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, give me a hot dog port missile if they will.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
The guy took the clubs out of the trunk, but
he left the sunscreen, so I changed, And then I
had to make the decision do I walk can try
to find my cart and put the sunscreen in it
or not? Just put the sunscreen in my pocket.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Always get the cart first, then load up.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Well, no, they take him out like it's a tournament.
Did you pulled up? They had a guy there put
them on your cart?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Did you bring money for tips?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
No? I don't know. I didn't do that. You guys
got ZEEI? Uh do you guys do PayPal?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
You always choose it app? You know nobody has? Hey, man,
do you do you have yacht? You have Yahoo cash? No, dud,
never heard of it. Ah ship that's all I got?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Oh man, Yeah, I still do Yu cash man? Sorry
about that.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Hey, Hey, do you guys have sore losers?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Loonies? No?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Man, loonies, that's no, it's a bad joke. That's a
different countries currency.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
You guys do lira. Alright, sorry, man, you.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Guys take any dosee coin.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Coin? Do you guys think euthum?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Man? So I'm like, all right, cool, So I'm just
gonna I'm gonna go ahead. Just put the sunscreen in
my pocket, you know what I mean. Like, I don't
want to go walk and try to find my cart.
I gets way across the parking lot. I want to
go in and get something to eat. So I walk in, say, oh,
some guy stops a emails it going. I start talking
to him his wife. They own a clothing company out
of Alabama. They're big fans. Talk to them. And then
(21:23):
I'm like, all right, cool, I'm gonna go over here
and get some chicken tenders. I get your wife's name,
chicken tenders. Get some mac and cheese. Before you golf,
I gotta eat some lunch.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
That's not the key to golfing line.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I mean, they got a tub of beer. They got
a tub of Seltzer's, they got a tub of like
all this stuff. You grab a drink, grab a water,
sit down, get a brownie, a bag of chips. Delay
your story, Morgan has something to say. Your mic is up.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
This doesn't count as an interruption because I think it's
actually a nice interruption.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Yeah, And I want to say I don't mean to interrupt,
but there is food here from Raising canes. If you
guys would like to come eat, all right, we will
be out in a little bit. Thank you for the nation.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
That does not count as an interruption, because that was
very sweet of her to come in here and say
that that is not an Amy interruption.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
That is not an Amy bulldozing in and just taking
over the podcast. So I walk in, I'm like, well, man,
for a celebrity golf tournament, I don't see any celebrities
here bottom of the barrel. I'm like, uh, what's going on?
I thought there was gonna be some big celebrities. You
know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Is that your kid?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
And so I called Gator and he doesn't answer, and
I'm like, where are these guys? And then Gator text me, hey,
my arrival time is twelve thirty eight. I'm like, what,
how am I the first one here?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
They have been wide open scheduled. Now you got all day,
all morning and you're not here. Cool.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Cool. So I sit down to eat and talk to
a couple of people, and I'm like, man, all right,
I'm gonna go out to my cart. I go out
to the cart and hey, what's suck, dude? What's up? Suck?
Michael Chandler UFC Fighter Okay, Hey, he was supposed to
be on the podcast. Never heard of him. He's like,
how you been, dude? What's going down? I'm like a
good and he was like you ready? I was like, yeahs.
(23:02):
I was like, you play a lot? He goes, I've
just started playing recently, you know what I mean? Last year?
I love it, dude, It's so fun to get outside.
Everybody loves golf. Dude, he's got the shorts. I mean
his quad I mean people are calling him Quadzilla. His
legs were just bam hilarious. I wish I missed it.
Continue anyway, shake his hand? What up, dude? Cool glad.
(23:25):
I was here working while you were dealing with Quadzilla.
That's a funny nickname. Hey, Gator, what's your eta? Homie?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Continue?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
No? Then I saw Walker Hayes, All right, cool, what's up? Man?
I saw some other people. I didn't know who they were. Heywalker,
where's your Applebee's? Applebee's was not the sponsor, man? Yeah,
did you use that joke? No? I should have said, hey, man,
I thought Appleb's would sponsor this thing as I I'll
mark that down for next year because this was the
(23:53):
first annual. So then I go to the urinal. I
go and I'm I'm peeing, and I looked to my
right and there's some dude down there PN and I
looked at my left. I'm like, oh ships that big Ben,
big Ben no Ben Roethlisberger at the urinal next to me,
(24:16):
dirty Burger, And I'm like, hey, man, how's it going, Hey,
how's it going? Dune? Nice me? Nice me finishes p
he leaves nice and I'm like, holy crap, big Ben
is here? All right? Big Ben is in the house
and I'm like, damn, why is big Ben here? Out
(24:36):
of nowhere? That was my conversation. I just, you know,
picked a urinal and I looked at my level. WHOA,
that's a big human, hey, big Ben? And was it
weird that I called him big Ben? I don't know.
And he's like, how's it going, hey, good to see
good to see it. He went and washed his hands,
he left. Then I walk out and he's getting a
(24:59):
drink out of the cooler and he sees some guy
know He's like, man, how you doing. He hugs him.
He's like, you still kicking? Nah? Tomlin some kicker, but
I don't know who the kicker was. Overton's buddy, and
he was like, man, you're done kicking Hun And he goes, yeah, man,
I think I'm done. And he goes till a contender
calls mid season, then you're back in. He goes no, no,
(25:20):
and he goes, oh, you know, you know when that
contender call, and I'm like, who is this kicker?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Boss?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Well, never found out who a kicker was. Yeah, but
I was impressed Big Ben knew the kicker. You know,
usually i'd assume the quarterback doesn't really associate with the kicker.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
He's just trying to find people he knows. He's got
a random lunchbox guy talking to him in the urinal.
You're grabbing at straws. Dude, I would talk to t
baby if he's the only other radio guy. You're trying
to find people that you know.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Right, that's a good point. And I was just like dad,
big bins here. Then I go out to the cart
and I'm like, all right, I'm gonna throw some sunscreen on.
I'll go put a couple, and I'm like, all right,
let's get this thing started. Here we go go play.
So you're driving yourself, just you Now, Gaynor shows up
and he's driving the cart and Rod. I mean he
(26:06):
is infamous for what what is? What is Rod's emo? Late? No? No, no?
What does Rod do when he's around in the office?
Where what does he always lose? He's always on the
phone in a meeting. I mean, tell me he's not
rocking the speaker vote no, no, no, no, no, no
better the ear piece, rocking the ear piece, the air bud,
(26:26):
the air bud. He is on a meeting the entire time. Ray, Yeah,
go ahead, like I mean, we're on our we started
a number thirteen. And he's just like up on the sidehill,
like talking talking, Hold on one second, he'd hit all right,
I'm back. I mean, hey, Rod, give me the wave.
(26:48):
I'm on the phone. I'm on the phone. What is
gonna be a hell of around there? This dude's gonna
be in a meeting all day. I mean he's pacing
back and forth fifty as you're waiting to hit because
the group and you, he's just pacing, pacing, talking, got
the earphone in. I'm like, well, this is awesome. So
a Gator, how's it going, man, you're doing good checking
(27:09):
emails on his phone? Okay, I am so glad I
can't so I'm just sitting in the cart. Dude.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Did you bring any phone to do some business?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
No? No, man, I just chilling. Man, I'm like butting
down a note idea for the sore losers. Yeah. And
then Denay the comedian. I saw her and every time
she say she got lunch box, then she give me
the bird. Every time I thought she wanted to say
something like I went out, and then she just give
me the bird. I'm all right, cool, thanks. Uh So
I'm just sitting there in silence, dude, it is awkward.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
How are we playing?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
We played well? You? Oh? I played pretty well. So
we we birdied like the first five holes, which is
pretty good. And Gator even at one point he's like, hey, man,
I think we're gonna need to switch bag so I
can just keep replying to these emails and you'll drive.
I'm like, awesome, man, he that busy. My heart is
(28:06):
just beating the pavement. Baby, what the hell. And I'm like, wow, okay,
so this is this is why it came so I
could drive while you check emails. Cool. He goes, yeah,
I just had twenty seven come in and I'm like,
all right, man, well I had none come in. One
with spam I was from Fabletics. I'm like, well, I
(28:28):
don't even have email on my phone. Man, like cool.
So it was a flex. You had the most work
that they were. I guess it was just like who
can work more? You know what I mean? Like, hey,
we're here at a golf tournament, but let's act like
we're all working.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Are they drinking?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Uh? Yeah, Rob's drinking. You know that. You know, Rod's drinking.
He's having some drinks. And we pulled up in one
hole and it's like they, oh, here, you donate one
hundred dollars, you can shoot the ball from the cannon.
I'm like, every hole is like, oh, if you want
to donate to this, you get a special advantage. It's
like you come out there to give away your salary.
I know.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
But they do it to raise money.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
They do it to raise money, I understand. So this
old was one hundred dollars to shoot the ball out
of an air cannon, and gators like, oh dude, I
got this old my oh man, no, no, I insist.
I said, I'll do it, and he goes, no, no, I
got it.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Man.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
I tried to help the team out, but all right, cool,
you go ahead. And the next one was a part
three where we had to beat the pro one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
But did the air cannon make it closer to the
hole or would your club have done just as well?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
The air cannon was one hundred dollars to shoot at
a flag in the fairway and closest to the flag
at the end of the day. Want a free golf bag?
Did you win it? No? Uh? And then you got
to go putt on the green for eagle, so you
didn't have to hit. You didn't hit the club. That's
you should have paid that. Then yeah, free shot at eagle,
(29:49):
Free shot at one hundred dollars, shot at eagle. So
I walk up, I make the eagle putt, let's go home.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
You did?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Yeah? Damn?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Low key flex how many feet?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Like six feet? Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:02):
That ain't shit.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
I mean a side hill, dude, pros make it five lock. Well,
I'm not a pro. Then I had another run in
with Big Ben Nice.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
I mean, I'm guessing he's the most famous guy there.
If you're in a name drop him place.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Yeah, I dropped him. I think he was the most
famous person there.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Hey, there's something on the ground over there, the name
that you dropped.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
We'll be right back. I'll tell you what happened between
me and Big Ben right after this. We're on a
par I think we're on a par four long par four.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Oh, I see the course right now. Since I've always
loved to play gay Lord.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
No, we played at No Ray, I'm not gay No.
We played at what was it called. That's just trade,
that's it. I was trying to keep the name not known.
Oh well, my bad. I don't know if it's like
a Spechel course. I have no idea. I have no idea.
Up anyway, we drive it to the left side of
(31:06):
the fairway and it's right next to a T box
par three, and Big Ben's on the tea box nice
and we're one hundred and eighty three yards out to.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
The Green Steelers and he's.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Got his little shooter, you know, he's about to he's
trying to see how farther this and he was like, hey,
don't worry about that, watch this, big Ben, watch this.
You know how you used to drop dimes. I'm about
to drop a dime on the green. I'm gonna drop
a dime on the green like you did.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Anybody recording this? No, dude, you should have taken me
just to record something.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
I know, I know. No Gator was replying to an email,
he was not recording. No Rod was on the call.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Could they not have filmed it? Hamburger for us.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
We put on the YouTube it'd been off and he's
still just doing his little range finder range finder and
I'm like, hey over here, about to put this one
A three on the green, one a three on the green,
like big Ben Steeler super Bowl back corner and ignoring
he's not saying anything. Was wondering, he's not saying anything.
He's still shooting, and I'm like, hey, focus over here,
(32:09):
big Ben.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Over here.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
He shut the pump, and I mean, he's a big dude,
right it's and I'm drinking. Antonio Brown's naked on the course.
He and he's not saying anything to me, so I
might screw it. I'm just gonna hit get my little
forward fairway what out usually hit that one? Well? Yeah,
(32:32):
one a three, look it up, measure.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
It hit it.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
PLoP right in the water. How you jackass, that's what
you get. It went. It went twenty yards straight into
the water.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
It's a kiss of death and brag you're not going
to hit a good shot.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
And Big Ben looks over and goes, hey, I saw that.
Looks like the catfish were pretty pissed off. You got
served by Big Ben. Hey. He told me the catfish
weren't very happy with my shot. He said, hey, I
saw that catfish. He looked pretty pissed off. Hey, go
(33:18):
back to lake and cony Ben you Yeah, And I
was like, all right, cool man, Thanks god. We had
that interaction. The boss has missed it. They were on
their emails and phone calls. Yeah, well he didn't. Then
they go, man, you got razed by Big Ben. I'm like, yeah, yeah,
let's go ahead and drive up to the Green. Guys,
you missed out on it because you were on the ether. Hey,
(33:41):
that was awesome. That's great. I mean, I thought I
was about to show out for Big Ben. I tried
to tell him, Hey, I'm gonna drop a dime like
you and the super Bowl, Like you know, I used
to throw in the corner of the end zone two
feet down. PLoP.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
He threw a dime right to uh somebody Holmes.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
And I was I was trying to be funny, and
he was anyway, he wasn't paying me any attention, and
so I was like, all right, whatever, he's not paying attention.
I guess he's paying attention. Man. So I got roused
by Big Ben. Then I want to know why people
in the rest of the tournament was pretty uneventful. It
took a long time. I got in diligence a bunch
(34:20):
of stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
He knows, dude.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
The round two, who were you? What radio station are
you with?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Were there other radio guys there? No? Oh really yeah, okay.
I kind of thought I was gonna be people from
other ones.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
No. Round took six hours. What station do you play on?
I was like, going, I'm Mike and Mike. Now Mike
and Mike weren't there. They broke up. But it was
six hours, dude. It was a long day. You forget
like these are really exciting in the beginning, and then
after about three hours you're like, oh my gosh, we
still got like ten holes to go.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Are you eating?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Uh? They no, no, No, they had snacks. That is one
thing I wish. I wish they would have more food
like burgers at some point the tournament. Yeah, in the tournament,
but it was fine.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
But there was a my course, man, they got a
sign they say, just call this number. The other burger
and the port missiles and the glusies ready for you
at the turn. You get on the tenth, it's already
ready for you.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
That would have been nice anyway. Nachos at nachis trace right.
There's one hole where we're waiting on people waiting, you know,
because it's just so backed up. There's so many teams
not being sex as women playing this thing. Yeah, continue
and you should.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Sometimes they're better. Yes, chick played with me and judgment
better than me and him. She gave me no time
of day. She works at a place in Indiana. Oh
that's the place.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
We're about to go to Indiana. Do you know that? No,
because we're gonna go see the Fever and we're gonna
go to casino at the Valley's in Evansville. So this
group hits into us. I'm like, guys, this is a
charity golf tournament. You can't get pissed. We can't go anywhere.
(35:58):
And you were We're on the green and they hit
onto the green. What the was up? Boss has got
the ear poted. Oh, He's like, did they really just
hit into us? Yeah? Man, hit that's not cool? And
we leave the green whatever. Next hole we pull up
and we had to wait because the group in front
of us hadn't teed off. So then the team the
group behind us pull up behind us, and it's a
(36:21):
par three, so I'm gonna try to make I'm gonna
try to make conversation. I'm like, man, guys, it is weird.
I had a dream last night that the group behind
us was watching us. The guy driving the car had
a white shirt on, and I got a hole in one. Dude,
you're wearing a white shirt and you're the group behind
us and you're the driver. Oh my, this must be
(36:43):
the hole. IM gonn get a hole one on.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Wait, I'm doing an email.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
What did you say that was funny? And they said nothing.
Say that again, and I'm like, hello, guys, we're at a
charity golf tournament. Do you guys have any personality? They
may have been on a conference call, and no they weren't.
They were just all sitting there, arms folded, sitting there
like all right, cool boom And I put it up
on the green about six feet for hole and I
(37:07):
look over at him. They're like nothing, wow, and I'm
like okay. So then we go we we missed the butt,
we didn't get the birdie. Next hole, they're behind us again,
and Gator's like, man, they got They're no fun. Let's
find our foremost boring friends and go play golf. Who
can send out the email the fastest, That's all. That's
exactly what this group was. I'm like, we're at a
(37:30):
charity tournament and you guys look like you are getting tortured,
your fingernails pulled out.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Dude, that's the part of the golf. I hate guys
with stuff up their ass and the bedroom.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
And we're talking about this is a fun tournament. I mean,
everybody's drinking, having a good time. Everybody's laughing, girls are
dancing on your Then I'm waiting on the tea box
and who comes walking up Port Dean's hole leaves you
this dude with a stash stash sunglasses, and I'm like
what they so, dude, it's hot out here, dude. Oh dude,
(38:01):
I'm too dude, Dude, I didn't know you're right, He goes, Dude,
I didn't know you were out here, dude. He was like, dude,
how's it going out here? Dude? Hey dude, barefoot, blue
je night. Dude. It was pretty good. He goes, Dude,
it's hot, dude. I said, you're from Florida, goes Dude,
that doesn't mean it's not hot out here, dude.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Yeah, take the long road home, dude.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
I'm like, uh, aren't you used to this at the beach?
He goes, beach dude. Yes, yeah, dude, but at the beach,
I get in the water here, dude, I'm just like sweating. Dude.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Hey dude, rodeo Dang.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
I forgot a song you can HiPE in the system. Dude. Yeah, dude,
how's the fan dude? And I was like good. He
goes kids good and I was like, yeah, dude, how
about you. He goes a good Dude, we're having good summer. Dude.
I'm like all right, yeah, he goes, we need to
run each other in public. And dude, last time I
saw you were at Costco.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Dude. Yeah, American love what we ain't got dude.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
I was like yeah yeah, And he was like, all right,
this course is pretty homemade a dude. He goes, it's
been a long round, hadn't it, dude? And I was like, yeah,
it's been pretty long. He goes, dude, do you have
fun though? Hey, dude, I was Jackie were Diane?
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (39:01):
I was like, yeah, I'm having Buddy goes, all right, dude,
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go hit it.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Hey all have fun the next hole? Yeah, how dude?
Speaker 1 (39:07):
He goes, all right, did be good? Man? He goes,
they got any water in this cooler? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:10):
We we ain't got dude.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
I said, I don't know who you listen. He goes, oh,
what's this? I was like, that's primed and he goes,
what's prime? Dude?
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Hey nineteenth? Hold dude, you want to go an eight
second ride? Do you want to down to Honky tongue dude?
Speaker 1 (39:22):
And I said that's the the Paul Brothers drink. He goes, really, dude,
He goes any good. I was like, no, I have
never had any goos. Let's see how much? Sure? He goes, oh,
only one grammar sugar. He goes, I'm gonna try it, dude.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Yeah, dude, these are the days of gold.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
I was like, all right, man, how a good He
goes later, dude, so.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
What Yeah, don't let that prime bottle be the one
that got away, dude.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
That was it. That was my interaction with Jake. Dude
on the t box is legit.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
I'm shocked though. I guess maybe he's friends with Walker Hayes.
He because he seems to be the one that puts
on these golf turning right.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
He may be friends with Walker. Maybe they're right together.
Uh So there was other people in other groups, but
I didn't see him because they run holes where you know,
you don't interact.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
So coach, I understand the layout of the golf.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
I'm just telling how people, celebrities right do it for
the truck drivers, damn it. But the good news is
then we get up to this one hole. It's a
par four and they had dancers. Bally's Casino has a
blackjack table set up and I'm like, here we go,
here we go. You lose your forget you're playing golf.
(40:22):
I'm like, what's the table minimum? And she goes there
is no minimum, and I'm like, boys, boys, we got
a table.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
We got a table like some black Oh. He's like,
I'll buy it. In phone call just ended oh no,
he turned it off. Ah, he goes.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
He goes, we're playing blie jack, doubled out and split dude,
and she goes.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yeah, she goes. He goes double down, and she goes,
you don't even have a hand yet, and he goes,
I know, I know, and he goes double up to
win it up. He goes, all right, what are we doing?
She's like black Jack, goes, I won't lose. Is that legal?
I guess it's us. I don't know, and so I
(41:02):
might deal me in. Hits me a ten?
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Okay, hit or you stay on a ten.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
I don't know rockets six. You usually tell me how
to play.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
I don't know what to do with a ten.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Then I get an ace boom, a blackjack blackjack. There
you go. We're going to Bally's. We're going to Baallet's. Baby,
you're saying, all they deal is blackjack. No, because Ron
got a sixteen. He lost. He should have hit on sixteen.
He did, he busted. He hit on sixteen.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
He's supposed to drug.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
You are sixteen? Hit?
Speaker 2 (41:37):
I would not hit on No.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
She had eighteen and she has a ten, right, Yeah,
I ain't hitting. Oh let her bust. No if she
has a ten, she has a ten, showing the assume.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
It's a twenty. Yes, I ain't hitting on a sixteen.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Well I don't hit on sixteen year olds either, so.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
I hit no, but I do like, you got that?
So you win money?
Speaker 1 (41:58):
I win? And I'm like, what do I win? She
fills it out. Free, nice day casino, Come on off,
We're going to Bally's. Dude, We're going to Balle's. Free
night at Balle's in Evansville.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Dude, what is that retail for? Really?
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Yeah? All right? Hey? And then Gator he plays a hand,
he wins, and I'm like, whoa dude. I was like,
are you ever gonna use that? He goes no, and
I was like, give it to me. We got two
rooms in Bally's for one night. Let's go. It's two
hours away, one hundred and twenty miles.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
I've been before with Brandon O'Brien from Brandon O'Brien slots.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
I've never been. It's great.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
It's got it all. It's got craps, black jack slots
and sports betting.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
I'm in, Yeah, we got a free night, two free rooms.
We're going to Bally's and we'll be right back ray.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
That's where the one guy took the one lady from
the jail and got caught in the car wash Evansville, Indiana.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Oh is it really?
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Yeah, take a break, we go do a YouTube video
from that car wash. Oh wow, that's why the hotel. Yeah,
but it's it wasn't a Balie's when I win. It
was something else, and then Ballyi's is nice.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
I think they've improved it there. So there's been upgrades
since I've even been. And I had fun.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
It was amazing.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
I didn't like that they don't do drinks.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
You don't get drink.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
I mean maybe if you're playing hardcore black jack, No
you gotta buy them.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Yeah, okay, I think you meant there's no drinks.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
You know there's alcohol, but I'm just saying it's not
the Vegas style them at you.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Yeah, well, I mean it was an overall good tournament.
Six hours. So we pull up, we're getting out of
the cart and pull up. Then they're like, oh, you
guys gonna come inside for dinner. I'm like, no, I
was out. I can't I can't stay for dinner.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Oh it's Tomahawks and everything from Ruth's Cray.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
So to tell you if I won a golf bag
or if we won the tournament, I have no idea. Dude.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
They didn't get out of there until midnight.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
I have no idea where we finished. I have no
idea if I won one of the prizes Worre's lunchblocks. Uh. Yeah,
I was in bed by the time they finished that thing.
But that was my experience. It's a celebrity golf match.
Never been to one, but now I get it. It's
an all day affair. It's all day, man, it is
all day. And I did meet one guy who put
(44:12):
on the tournament. He works for the company that puts
it on. No, no, no, Walker Hayes is the celebrity. He
doesn't actually plan it. This company does. Guy drives up
on the golf cart and he's got his orange shirt on.
He's like, hey, lunch, what's going on? Man? What's going on?
So I don't know you. I was asking if you
want to have lunch, sir, and uh He's like, oh,
(44:38):
you don't remember meeting me. And I'm like, no, man,
I don't. He's like, yeah, I met you five years
ago at the Eric Church tournament. I'm like okay, Like
my bat and he goes, but man, I got like
four more of these this year. There's one with Eddie George.
There's one. Man, let me get your information. I'm gonna
go get a pen and paper and I'm gonna get
your information. That way. If you guys can ever want
to come play, you can come play in those tournaments.
(44:59):
I'm like, yeah, let's go.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
You're gonna say there's one with Eddie from the Pobby BUNCHO.
Yeah we know him.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
No Eddie George, And I was like, heck yeah. Twelve
holes later, never came back.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
What do you mean he just gave you the little
intro though you don't need to seal the deal.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
No, he said he was gonna come back and get
my information.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
What do you need the info in blood?
Speaker 1 (45:19):
He was gonna contact me when those tournaments are happening. Yeah,
we'll find it.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
We just show up to him.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Hey, twelve holes later, so we can go. Twelve holes later,
four and a half hours later. Never came back, man.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
So he was gonna come back and get it all
sweah because.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
He was just in a golf card. He didn't have
any paper or pin or anything. He's like, I gotta
go get my I'll go get this stuff and I'll
come back. I'm like, all right, cool. Never came back.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Man, that was out.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
That was it cool?
Speaker 2 (45:45):
You think also, I mean, not rock it on you.
You would think, why wouldn't they invite Amy or Morgan?
Why do they want all these dudes playing in this
golf tournament.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
I don't know, like that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Maybe that was him to just like, oh great, another
dude foursome. Like you guys have any famous like chicks
that can play in these?
Speaker 1 (46:02):
I don't know. But it was fun. Man. It was hot,
it was humid. It was enjoyable.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Not to get on the chick train.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
But there's ones that Billy's played in before where they're
playboy bunnies on some holes. Yeah, I've seen those.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
It was this one of those.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
No no, no. But they had drinks stations set up
in like almost every hole. They had plenty of alcohol.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
I'm gonna save my money for the bunny hole, dude,
the cannon all pass on that. What was the other
one that you could waste your money?
Speaker 1 (46:30):
You could beat the pro Oh yeah, well there's a
part three and if you get closer to the hole,
if you donate one hundred dollars, you win certain prize.
If you do two hundred dollars, you get a certain prize.
If you donate five hundred dollars and you beat the pro,
you get an even bigger prize.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Who is the pro?
Speaker 1 (46:45):
A great question? Yeah? Who? I said the same thing
to Gator. I said, man, like, define pro, Like what
tournaments is this dude played in?
Speaker 2 (46:55):
How is he a pro? It was freaking like Ernie
L's And I mean.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Then if he got closer to the hole than us,
we got to play his shot on the part three,
he got closer to the hole, but we were still
twenty feet from the hole, so we had to put
from there. I was like, well, if you're a pro,
put it right by the stick man.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
And also it's Nashville. Was it brent Snedecker?
Speaker 1 (47:15):
No? No, No, it was Kleb James m. Have you
ever seen him on the PGA Tour? No?
Speaker 2 (47:23):
But I mean, you know, they could be making their
way up the corn Faery.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Or the corn corn corn corn Faery, like he could
be on the low low, low low Hooters Tour. Yeah,
I mean it. It was a good tournament. Man. Then
I got home and the college World Series was already started.
Then he get to watch the final game because I
had to put the kids to bed. I hadn't seen
them all day.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Sadly, baseball still hasn't caught on in America. Baser had
trouble finding the score on her phone.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Well why wouldn't she put it on the TV?
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Well, we did, but then it was time for me
to go to bed, and so she was trying to
fall along on her phone. She had to click through
several different apps. They hide college base ball below WNBA.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Now that's crazy. But then I did watch the third
period of the Game seven of the Stanley Cup Finals,
and that was highly entertaining.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
There were no goals scored in the third period, dude.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Highly entertaining. Edmonton was all over their shit, and I
don't know how Florida survived. Yeah, how did they not score? Dude?
There was one where the guy like put his hand down,
like as the ball's going, the puck's going over the line,
and he was like a defenseman and he just like,
I don't know who. It was a big pilot up
(48:35):
and it was going going and he just threw his
hand down on it. And they all just tried to
push him into the goal. They're right, No, no plays
did I mean there was? It was so fascinating to watch.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
You don't get better in game seven and hockey. No,
Luckily we were blessed with it. Otherwise we would have
had two semi sweeps basketball and hockey.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Yes, it was so entertaining, so fun, and the way
they celebrate. I will say this every year hockey does
it right.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Give it to the player.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
They give it to the captain, the Stanley Cup trophy,
the Lord Stanley Cup goes right to the captain and
he hoists it above his head. He takes a lap
around the ice and they hand it player to player
to player to player. It is so freaking stupid giving
it to the owner. The owner should be the last
(49:23):
one to touch that cup.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
And listen to our previous podcast after every major sporting events,
he will have that same point every podcast. Also, the
victory parade. Don't know where it is. My buddy Danny
is in Fort Lauderdale. That's where the Florida Miami Panthers play,
so I'll get victory. We will be covering the victory
parade wall to wall coverage. Sore Losers dot Com.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Can't wait man, it was so good. And then they
give the MVP Trophy two Connor McDavid of the Edmonton
Oilers most valuable. Why does the loser get it because
it's the most outstanding player for the playoffs And I
guess he said a playoff points record. But he didn't
come out and accept the ward. They just showed the
award on the stand. They're like, and it goes to
(50:04):
Connor McDavid in the crowd, boom, and then then they
all right, and then they just take the trophy away.
I never saw him come get it.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Yeah. And if you're from Florida, I don't know if
we have any listeners down there, any Gaeta fans, but
I guess they could also be Noles fans. Uh, also
be Panthers fans.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
My question is why do they throw rats on the ice?
That animal?
Speaker 1 (50:28):
That's a great question.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
Also in the streets, Danny sent me a video every
fan it made.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
It just made Danny's drunk. He goes, yeah, oh no,
he made hot Tua.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
Yeah, these guys are drunk. Every fan had pots and pans.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
Why do you have that's New Year's No, it says.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
They all have pots and pans.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
I've never seen that before.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
Some of the dudes that have their shirts out they're
all tan.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Dude, Well yeah, because they go to the beach, dude.
Well yeah, I mean that that was it. That was it,
So get it all right, huh. I will say my
wife is the happiest woman on the planet though, Ray,
I'll give you the website adult she is the happiest
woman on the planet.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
Ray.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
The NBA is over, hockey's over, there's no football. She
can watch them shows at night. Now, she is the
happiest woman on the planet. She was like, does this
mean that it's only regular season baseball? Yes, and we
(51:43):
are clear on at night to watch regular TV. I said, yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
She's especially gonna like right around the fourth of July.
I don't remember if it's the day before, the day
after the All Star break. Somewhere in there, there is
one day where there's no professional sporting events, the only
day of the year. Well, the world goes dark.
Speaker 1 (52:02):
That's weird, all right, Have a good Wednesday, everybuddy. You
got anything else?
Speaker 2 (52:07):
No, I'm gearing up with my Heisman futures and my
college football futures because this year they're gonna have the
twelve team playoff, so hopefully make you guys some money there.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
Yeah, Happy Wednesday. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
The NHL, Yeah, if you're gonna bet it, you could
have caught the Panthers around five, six to one, but
once it got late there were four teams all at
about two times your money. It was tough to bet late.
You can't bet a future in the future, and basketball
the best you could have got the Celtics later on
in the year was about plus one and a half
times your money. I mean, there was just no money
(52:48):
in really either of those playoffs because hockey was just
so closely contested. Who knew who was gonna win it?
Between the Panthers, the Oilers, Stars, Stars, and the Rangers.
I mean it was so even, man.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
Yeah, but I'm just I'm exhausting that that that tournament,
so it was it was long, man. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
I did give South Beach the Panthers though, good hey
he almost had the jinx of the decade though.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
At three oh he congratulated me on an amazing pick
and it was three three oh. Uh
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