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July 3, 2024 37 mins

In this episode Ray tells you who's going to win the Super Bowl! Yes it's only July but Ray has narrowed it down to the only 2 teams that have a shot at winning the Super Bowl. Plus we read some emails from Sore Losers Nation. 

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Man, it's hump day. What is tomorrow? Fourth of July? Yeah,
fourth of July? Dude, Hey, do you do fireworks? Let's
hear them? Do you have fireworks?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hands over the heart, man.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
I'm gonna tell you what we singing all the time, man,
the star Spangled banner in our household. I told you.
Went out to breakfast with my cousin and my two
year old started singing it at the table. He sings
it every time we get in the car, he starts singing,
star Spangled banner.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, it's called being an American.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah, but he he says, and the rockets blast off
and our flag was still up. But he doesn't know
all the words, but he loves the song.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, it's a good song.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
You can't do fireworks.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, we got the database of ten thousand clips, but
not that one. Somebody may had deleted it. I could
have swore I had fireworks and firecrackers. We got fireworks
by Katy Perry.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh we can't play that though. Don't play it all right,
Let's start the show, man, because I mean, I want
to know. We've talked about something off the air. We're
gonna bring it on the pod because it's interesting at
least I think it's interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
All right, we're gonna do it live. Like I said,
Arnold is in Veil. He's at the Beaver Creek Chateau
at Abby. They are there all week and join their vacation.
God bless him. I got him a really nice place
thirty five hundred to night. It's off season now. Obviously
Vail is for skiing and snowboarding, but relatively a little
bit more cheaper this time of the year. That's why
Arnold was able to swing it.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
You have been to pump you up real quick. We
got an email from Jennifer Finley. Loved the show, just
started listening and absolutely love it. Not gonna lie you
guys are great. Ray is hilarious and an amazing dad
to those twenty three eggs. Jennifer a middle school teacher
in Texas.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Thanks Jennifer. I dated a middle school teacher in Texas.
Her name was Holly, though.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
But I think, yeah, okay, because this one is missus,
so I'm gonna assume she's married.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, that Holly chick. Dude. I never even we had
Facebook back then, we never had Instagram and Twitter, so
I don't even know if she's still alive.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah, I met her crazy. Oh I did meet her.
I did. I I had a I wouldn't say I dated.
I had relations for you know, months upon months with
a elementary school teacher in Texas.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Anatomy.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh, we definitely did anatomy. Yeah, and she had some
she had had some surgeons, so she taught to me
some medical stuff because she had surgery also, So that
was nice, if you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Recently performed boob job.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Uh. Yeah, she had some enhancements that were very enjoyable.
But that was back in the day. Man, that was
back in the day. She was a Cowboys fan. That
was weird.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Might want to be a Cowboys fan this year?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
No, probably not. Why wh what are they gonna do?
What have they done? Jerry Jones said, they're going all in.
They have done nothing. They have signed nobody. You know
who they signed, Ezekiel Elliott. Who's their running back? Rico
did Will of the Titans, That's what I'm saying. Who, literally,
I have no idea who the Cowboys running back is.
Deuce Vaughan.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, they got to pick some people up. I actually
have them in a futures to win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, oh, why do you waste your money?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I have them in the Texans, the team from Texas.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Why do you do stupid? One like?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
I don't understand because both of them are going to
make the playoffs. You think about it, twelve teams are
in the playoffs. They both are going to make it
past the first round. Interesting, you're down to six teams
and I have two of them. It's the you can
start to hedge the hell out of it. Cowboys are
going to make a run because nobody's talking about them.
Last year they should have been damn good and they
got upset, sore losers weekend to the Packers. I was
sitting there next to Ryan Day. One's his chick. Maybe

(03:42):
it's his wife. I don't know my wife, otherwives, Ashley Ruiz,
some truck driver, and Kobe White, and we saw the
Cowboys suck. They were supposed to be a lot better
than that. And I really think this year they're going
to be better, not maybe not win it, but enough
so where I can hedge it. They make it far enough.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
It is. That's interesting. The way you look at it
is they're gonna make the playoffs. So I have a
two and twelve shots. So really one in six that
one of them is going to win the Super Bowl.
It's interesting. Never thought of it that way.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Well, they let they let you pick a state. So
that was really the only state with two good teams.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Oh, you get to pick a state.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
I picked Texas for.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
California Man Rams nine Rams, Niners. Those are two that
are going to be in the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
The Rams pooka Stafford.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, Cooper running back what's his name forget? Oh, Kyron Williams.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
That one definitely wasn't eight to one though, it was
like not.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Oh, probably because the Niners are one of the favorites. Oh,
you can't go with the Chiefs because it's only one team.
You could go with Philadelphia. You got the Steelers and
you got the Eagles. I mean that's not but the
Steelers aren't going to do it. New York you can
have the Jets and the Giants. No, you don't want that, Okay,

(05:02):
Florida the Bucks in the No, no Ah, who else
could see what else would be a good one? Ohio
just has Cincinnati here in Cleveland, oh Man, Browns and Bengals.
That's not bad.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Also California Florida one. Okay, that's why I went Texas
eight to one, Florida fourteen to one.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Should we do the intro and then do this? Yeah,
let's do the intro. This is interesting, all right, let's
do it live. Oh the one two sore losers? What up, everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I gave you the sports facts my sports opinions, because

(05:47):
I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
It says that I'm from the north, I'm in alpha male.
I live on the north side of Nashville with my
Broadway girl. We ended up moving up there. I still
work in the city. I'm a city mouse, but country
mouse typically on the weekends. We got some land up there, though.
I'm pretty much a small cock. All the ranchers and
farmers have between one and two hundred acres. They have pumpkins,
they have wheat, corn, blueberries, strawberries. I've seen them out

(06:11):
there picking it's cropsas and right now we may soon
get some crops over to you. But yeah, sports wise, dude,
if you're betting the NFL.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
This is interesting that you let you can bet by state.
I kind of this is fun.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
The reason I liked it is because it lets you
pick more than one team, and I felt like the
Cowboys were undervalued. And I also feel like the Texans
are undervalued because the Texans got a bunch of players
this year, which you don't love. You think that's just
gonna be a lot of show and they're not gonna well.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I think if there's a team that's poised for a regression,
it's the Texans. You always like the the what they
were they called the Jaguars. The year before they make
the playoffs, everybody's like, oh my god, they're gonna be unbelievable.
They're just gonna keep rolling next year. Their divisions crap,
and they were terrible. Regression. They were regressing, and they

(06:59):
had all these names, they had all these cute weapons.
So I understand. I like the Texans coach. Their defense
is good, but there has to be a team that's
gonna regress. And what team is that. The Jets were
gonna be amazing, Aaron Rodgers gets hurt, they suck. Are
they gonna be good this year?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Not every team has it has to There doesn't have
to be a regression theme.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
There does always there's always a team that is supposed
to be so good and sucks. And there's always a
team that's not supposed to be very good, and they're good,
probably the Niners. I mean the Niners.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
There's no chance they're poised for regressing, no chance. We
already saw party can't throw the ball. I'm not betting
on mister irrelevant. If I'm a better I am betting.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Listen, the Niners are stacked at every position known to man.
And I thought Ayuk was leaving, didn't he says angry,
but he ain't leaving. They haven't kicked him like yet.
But I wonder, like, what are if you bet Missouri,
what do you win?

Speaker 2 (07:55):
So Missouri would go under any other state listed? They
only have about forced or sorry, about eight states.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Because those are the ones with multiple teams.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yes, and then any other state is even money, Like
that's the only sensible one. Ohio is eleven to one.
You get Browns and Sinci.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
I don't mind that one.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Uh, Pennsylvania, that's your Pittsburgh and your Eagle.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
But I don't think either one of them.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Texas, because you have Texans and Cowboys eight to one.
I love that they're both making the playoffs. You got
a puncher's chance.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
California four to one because there's so many teams, is
there Ms, Chargers, Niners? No, Oakland Left Tijuana Titties. Right,
that's about it. I think there's three teams there, right, Maryland,
the Ravens Baltimore.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
That's the only team you have. There has to be
another team there. They have to consider the Commanders there.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh, that's probably what they do. They probably do as.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
New York eight to one, and you get the Jets
and the Giants.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
I mean, why would the Giants are just trash?

Speaker 2 (09:00):
What would you do that? Take the Cowboys in Texans?

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeahds, you'd rather have two teams that are actually decent.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Oh they said New Jersey too, No, that's just because
the stadium's in New Jersey.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah. I was like, who the hell is dude?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Is this betting side? Are they aware? This is confusing
as hell?

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Okay, who else? I mean, we're to Florida Jaguars and
uh Bucks. Don't want toy Dolphins.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
No. Fourteen to one?

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, because they're two dolphins. Dolphins are great. They are
They are the greatest show on grass. They're fun to watch.
But you play a team that's physical, they suck. I
don't want.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, I mean make fun of me. All you want.
The only sensible one here is eight to one Texas,
and it's.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Just no, Cleveland is not a bad one.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
It's a reverse jinks because something is just telling me
that they're gonna win it, and Eddie's gonna be happy.
So I just reverse jinks that if they win it,
then I will also be happy. First, dude, for some reason,
I think the Cowboys are winning it. Some dude, it
keeps coming to me.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
I know why, because you have friends that are Cowboys
fans and they tell you how great the Cowboys are
going to be this year. Billy's like, you know what,
I think this is the year that the Cowboys are
gonna be good. And oh, this is the year of
the cow Oh my god, the Cowboys, this is their year. Stop.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
No, Billy hasn't had that time.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
You got landing lokers sitting there sending you DM saying, hey,
you want to bet on the Cowboys? Man, the Cowboys
of the year. I drove by the stadium day as
on my way to the law firm.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
The only thing sports Billy talks is at seven o'clock,
five minutes before a game starts. To our buddy Danny
on our text, tread Danny. We gotta bet this. I
really am strongly feeling that the Oilers are gonna win.
Next morning they lose seven hundred dollars. That's the only
taxi I'm getting that cat.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
I mean, Miguel's had four or four locals. Oh, Susan Son.
The Cowboys this year. Me and Loker went to a
game last year. They're gonna be so good, all right?

Speaker 2 (10:44):
See you you know they regressed in the playoffs. Do
not believe in that. So I get your regression from
season to season. Cowboys regressed so greatly in the in
the playoffs last year, so this year I don't field
they'll do better.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Another team that is set up for regression packers progress
regress packers. They weren't supposed to be good last year.
They were good. They come back down Nerds maybe.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Titans, way back down to Earth. Maybe one win.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Well, they weren't any good last year.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
They regressed from last year even though there was not
much room to regress. They're still gonna regress.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Because I also, you gotta look at the Texans schedule.
Last year they were playing a last place schedule. Now
they were good. I don't know who won the division
was that the Texans, or then they're gonna play a
first place schedule, so they're gonna play the first place
team from another division. They're they're gonna their schedule is
gonna be harder.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Well, in the Texans, we've learned are way better than
the Jaguars. They're way better in the Titans. The Colts
are the only one that I think they're gonna give
him a run for that division.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
I forgot all about the Colts.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Colts are gonna be better with Richardson, and Taylor's gonna
be better. They are expecting him to be one of
the top running backs.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
No way, and that is hold on breaking news, guys.
The Indianapolis Colts do believe that Jonathan Taylor will be
one of the best running act in the NFL this year.
Thank you, and no further questions.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Who do you think is the best running back? Here
are the three favorites. It's Christian McCaffrey, Okay, he is
the favorite. Then it's Saquon Barkley, and then it's Derrick Henry.
Who has the biggest year. Saquon's now with the Eagles.
Derrick Henry now with the raven.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Now you say biggest years. Are you talking most yards,
most yards rushing and receivering combined or just rushing.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Just rushing. Last year it was Christian McCaffrey. Year before
it was close to Henry. Year before that it was Saquon.
So they always just they all flip back and forth,
and there is money if you're able to predict it.
Because s I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
The person that's gonna have the most yards rushing this
year b Jeon Robinson.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
He didn't even run the ball last year. But if
you believe in that, I think that's like fifteen to one.
We need to bet that right now.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Why not take a flyer on someone that can make
you in a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
I believe in that. And also why not take a
flyer on Rookie of the year the odds on favorite
one point five times? Your money is your boy, Caleb Williams. Yeah,
why not take Jade and Daniels at six or eight?
Your money with the Commanders. I've been seeing him in
OTA's Apparently he doesn't miss.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Is he amazing?

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Dude? He was doing this drill where he didn't hit
one of the bags, threw a dart right into the net.
I mean, he's been running these drills amazing.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
And throwing it into that net is harder than it looks.
Because at the Walker Hayes Golf Tournament, the first hole
week came to, they had a net setup and one
was touchdown, one was interception, one was field goal. If
you throw it in the field goal you get three points. Interception,
no points, touchdown six points. You got two throws on
this one, and then you go to another one and

(13:53):
it's double points. So whichever one you get hit you
get double points. Winner. They had all these. It was
by will you get all these autograph football sitting there Titans, Steelers, Alabama,
and I'm like, oh man, I'm about to get me
an autograph football. I didn't win.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Was it moving?

Speaker 1 (14:13):
No es. Actually I tried to throw it in a touchdown.
These sissies they went for field goal and they were
making the field goal when I was going big or
going home, and I went touchdown, no touchdown, Nope. Went
to the next one, hit touchdown, it bounced off, landed
in field goal close or no, yeah, oh yeah, real close.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Because they had the exact same thing. Competition, it wasn't
any good problem. It actually was hundreds of dollars when
I was on vacation Dominican Republic.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Oh, never been there.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Tire in the middle of the pool, seventy eighty eighty
feet away. Okay, they had about seventy five bro skis.
Of course, dude, you put anything, it's how many bro
skis out of seventy five? I'll throw in a couple
of females, a couple of girls that were competent in
their abilities. Seventy five bro He's two cheek guys at

(15:01):
a pool, obviously drinking Mimosa's and uh pinut coladas all day.
How many people do you think made it entire eighty
feet away in the pool? We were able to stand
on land the tires up in the air in the middle.
Two one out of a whole line of people wrapped
around the pool. Dude, one dude, and he was a

(15:22):
college football player.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Of course, it is.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Like I was even close. It's very hard. So with
all that to say, Jade Daniels hit the net, dude,
to OTAs yes, with the football.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
The net is pretty impressive, like it looks. They make
it look easy, and now it is so hard and
I'm not even that far away. I mean, it was
crappy football's. So I didn't walk away with the sign
football Gator one. He got the sign football. Yeah, no
he did it.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
And you know what player he got to Titan, No,
Walker Hayes. All the footballs were signed by Walker Hayes. Oh.
I thought they were signed by players. I was like, wait,
what players signed this? Oh? No, Walker signed that one.
And I'm like, oh, what about this one? The Titan one,
that's Walker Hayes. I'm like, oh, I thought it was
like different people like Big Ben for the Steelers or

(16:19):
Jerome Bettis for the Steelers. It was all just different
logoed football's signed by Walker Hayes. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Probably you should have got some athletes. I don't like
when a country art just signs a ball. I don't
like when a oh you think athlete signs a microphone.
I mean, that doesn't Walker Hayes signing a football. It's oxymorn.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah. But it was for Wilson the company. But I
don't I don't know. I don't know what they have
in relation. But that was the thing, and I didn't win,
like when.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
We get have to sign for the big show basketball
is and crap. I feel weird about it. We're not
basketball players.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yeah, or we sign a jersey, so that doesn't make
any sense. We'll take a break, all right. I have
one question for you.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Ray, would you rather whoa?

Speaker 1 (17:12):
This is an email from George Yardley. There was a
radio show which aired from nineteen fifty eight to nineteen
ninety four called Leonard's Losers. It ran only during college
football season had over one hundred and twenty syndications. The host,
Leonard Postero, would write a clever, witty monologue about each
game and give you the loser. I was a huge

(17:34):
fan and acquired the trademark about three years ago. The
show is about ten minutes long and we are on
fourteen stations in the South. Visit our website at something.
If it's something you would be interested in airing, contact
me for more information.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Well, there you go, great plug.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
No, George, we're not going to air your show on
our podcast network. Man, Thanks visit Katar. Thanks for the email, dude,
I did not mean to click on that one. Hey, coachers,
the College World Series is a sport. Why do we
have to hear about stupid basketball all the time. Why
didn't you guys talk about college baseball when it was
going on more lifestyle less sports.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Sam Emerson baseball, it just never really caught on. I
love baseball, played it my entire life. Just tough the balls,
want it all dude.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, sorry, man, we didn't. We just didn't get around
to it. We're busy, coachers. We're doing a lot of
emails here.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
I went to the World Series with Bones.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
How was that good?

Speaker 2 (18:31):
I bet one thousand dollars on Arkansas the game under
five and they scored one or two runs? Is it awesome? Bet?

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (18:39):
So that was the final Yeah, and then we got
on the PJ home Dude, was great, but Arkansas got killed?

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Okay, you want to hit the clip?

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, this one right here?

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yeah, coachers, I've been listening back from the beginning of
the Little show's creation. Lunch predicted the Man who shouldn't
be named leaving the show back in August twenty twenty.
Is there any other three year future bets you want
to share? The very next episode, the birth of Arnold
the Intern happened, Thanks San Diego, Farmer.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Farmer, whoa, I got your sound effect?

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Now, well, this show won't be here in three years.
That's my next guess.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, that's a good one. And also college football. I
feel like this twelve team playoff format, it's just gonna
really spread all the talent out as well as the
nil You're not going to see a powerhouse a Georgia Bama.
They're gonna be brutal.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
I mean the twelve I'm just not excited about the
twelve team playoff. I'm sorry college football. You lose the
excitement of the regular season, like it means nothing because
three teams from the SEC, four teams from the SEC
are going to get in. So if they lose a
couple of games, like who cares, man, We'll just make
it up in the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Dude, Ohio State easiest schedule in the country. Texas Murderers, row.
I mean they got Michigan, Bama, Oklahoma, Texas A and
m Florida. Quen You ors, you better have your cowboy
hat and your belt buckalong boy.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Okay, here's one coach.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
There is.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Your debate on Monday's pod inspired me to think of
a question for debate. Most people don't know that Kirk
Cousins and Nick Foles were once teammates at Michigan State.
My question, no, this is where the question comes in.
My question is whose career would you rather have? I'll

(20:33):
hang up and listen. Thanks, Iowa, Nick, It's easy, Iowa, Nick,
It's the easiest question in the book. No. Ray Will
answered the question.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Who is it Kirk Cousins and who Nick Foles? Draymond Green?
Uh Foles? He has a super Bowl exactly.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
It's not even a debate. Not only does he have
a super Bowl And it's not like he just rode the
bench to the super Bowl. He played the Super Bowl
and beat Tom Brady his career. I don't care about money.
He's got millions of dollars. He's even with I don't
know if he's still in the league.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Oh, and Cousins is about to be the premier guy
on the Falcons with mix in the wing.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
I'm telling you what Nick Foles how he plays with Eagles?

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Oh no, he's a free agent right now. He's a
free agent. He's played eleven seasons. He's made millions of dollars.
Not near what I mean, Kirk Cousins. When this contract
is up is supposed to be like a half a
billion dollars. It doesn't matter if you are talking legacy
and football. Nick Foles hoisted the Lombardy. He carried the

(21:43):
Eagles over Tom Brady in the Super Bowl. That is
the career you would rather have every day of the week,
all day.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Visit Katar. There's a hurricane going on, actually tsunami if
it's the Eastern hemisphere.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
That is not in Qatar. But they're saying you can
go to guitar. Okay, here's a great question. Whose career
would you rather have?

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Ronaldo or mess.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Robert or or Charles Barkley Ori because he had championship
championships ninety four ninety five, Charles Barkley's in the Hall
of Fame.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
And Charles is probably in money trouble because he gambled
his ass off and lost a lot.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Dude, he makes millions of dollars from teams I know.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
And Charles told a story where he used to have
a thing where he wouldn't leave Vegas. He'd say, he
goes there with half a million, He wouldn't leave Vegas
until he made a million or lost the kiddy that
he brought with him. And now he's since gotten better
about it. Where he said his limits one hundred thousand
or fifty thousand, but he would not leave unless he
won a million or lost a million? What? Oh my

(22:44):
goll me. He doesn't have money in trouble. He said
he couldn't get that high unless he had, you know,
that threshold of one million. Then he gets on the
private jet.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Right, we're dealing with that? Is my limits now?

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Fifty? So no, we're going to Evansville, me and you.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
I have a fifty dollars limit. I hope we have fun.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Okay, what up? Coachers, it's John and Memphis f Lebron
Ray could put up ten on his old ass. I've
got a better challenge, not even it's one. I know,
just go with it, because I can't put up ten.
I've got a better challenge. The worst recorded round in
PGA history was Mike Reeser shooting a one hundred and

(23:25):
twenty three at that Tallahassee Open in nineteen seventy four.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Jilli dipping dude.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
He fell off a horse the morning before his tea
time and swung a five iron with five iron with
one arm the entire round. My challenge is, can you
break one hundred and twenty three playing from the tips
on a PGA tour course?

Speaker 2 (23:46):
No? No, not me, you can.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Your boy is a member at TPC South Wind in Memphis,
home of the FedEx Saint Jude Championship, where the top
seventy golfers will face off for the first round of
the FedEx Cup playing in August. If you're up for
the challenge, I would love to host you at my
as a guest at my course for a round its
rich and see if you can break one twenty three
sore losers Nation for life. I'll learn how to read

(24:11):
one day.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Soar buttholes for life. Ray john Wells, John, when did
you get rich rich? John Wells, Director of Training and Implementation.
Let me tell you something, John Wells, they'rein't a freaking
way in the world. I could break one hundred and
twenty three from the tips of a PGA Tour course.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
There is no freaking way. I have a hard time
breaking ninety ninety five on a regular municipal course.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yeah, I gotta figure out my drive. I don't have
a driving range up where I'm at now in the country.
They did away with it, and so I need to
find somewhere where I can drive the ball because I
slice now, Dude, I'm slicing more than an orange peel bro.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
I could get up there and tee off and hit
it two hundred and twenty yards and then I need
to tee it off again on a par four just
to get within one hundred yards. I mean, it would
be impossible for me to shoot one hundred and twenty
three on a PGA Tour course.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Dude. The other day, were you guys playing scramble or
best ball?

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Scramble?

Speaker 2 (25:09):
So you each go every other swing.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Well, I guess best ball? Sorry, best ball? My bad.
You all three would drive, all four of us would
drive all every single one, every single one.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
They kind of annoying.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
You don't really get in a rhythm. Yeah, you're just
like all right, cool like and if someone hits in
the fairway, then you just grip and rip. You don't
even care. You're just trying to hit it really far
because like you can go with a f if there's
a safe one in the fairway. He's like, oh man,
I'm just gonna go for it. Whack and you just
whack it.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
But uh, John, I would love I mean, I'd had
to get into Memphis and get out real quick, but
I'd love to come play your course. But I don't
think I could beat the challenge, So let us know
when you want us to come play.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Dude, that's a low key flex right there. Hey, come
do this. This is how rich I am.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Well, no, he's just saying he has golf course. Man,
he wants to play. Oh coachers, Yo, I forgot to say.
I can I get a birthday shout out for my
brother Gavin's birthday on Thursday? Thanks lads, Marco from the Bronx.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Happy birthday, Marco.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
No, his brother Gavin, it's his brother's birthday. Happy birthday, Gavin.
You're so done. You are so done. I don't know
what you want me to do.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
How many emails are we getting every day?

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Not very many. We are the sore losers at gmail
dot com. I save these up. I guess I miss
some of these. These are ones I'm scrolling through and
they're unread. Oh here's one from Marco from the Bronx.
Coachers listen. I might be the only person that listens
that care about New York sports, but I thought i'd
share with you guys what's going on in the NYC
sports world. Yankees are playing amazing, the Mets still suck

(26:48):
even though they're hot. My Rangers are looking really good.
Oh no, No, they're already out of the playoffs. Man, the
hockey's over, dude. They took home the President's Trophy. I
talk about the NBA, but let's be honest. I don't
watch that crap. Anyways, keep it tight, my friends, Marco
from the Bronx.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Yeah, Yankees, I would love to see them make a
run in the playoffs and even go to the World Series.
Do they have the pitching Garrett Cole just blew.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
The other night? Oh yeah, he got rocked.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
He was the first pitcher not getting out and give
up four home runs.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Seriously, Yeah, I mean that'll when you're coming back from
the Nile. That happens the Yankees. The Mets are hot,
though Mets have won like eleven out of thirteen something
like that. They were there, they were on fire, and.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Judge was the favorite for home run derby. They pulled it.
Betting sites, they ain't letting you bet that anymore because
he got hurt and then all of a sudden, O
Tany could swing in there and do it. Gunner out
of no way or is just gunning? So the betting
sites have no idea how to figure out the home
run race, even though it's not really a race.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
We're gonna take a break. We'll come right back. All right, Right,
what are you doing? Fourth of July? Where are you going?

Speaker 2 (27:49):
I'll be in Charleston one two, three, four, Yeah, and
then we fly out that next day. So we're definitely
doing fireworks. I mean, you can go to Sullivan's Eye.
I'm sure you can do it downtown Charleston, but there
are buildings, so unless you get up to the Dow
Barrier or something and you're able to get that whole
city view, or you get on the Ravenel Bridge. So

(28:11):
I think it's gonna be a more beach thing. We
have some connects, so I bet they end up talking
us into some sort of restaurant on the beach. Watch
the fireworks, USA, USA, I got my trunks and everything.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
You Chicago, gonna go to the Windy City check it
out for a little couple of days. Take the family.
Take the boys to a Cubs game, their first Cubs game.
We're gonna try that because I've brainwashed my boys into
being Cubs fans, and my five year old has asked me, data,
when are we gonna go see where the Cubs? Like
the Cubs play? Where were gonna see when they play,

(28:44):
they play inside the TV. So huh, And I said,
it's on TV, bud, but you just it's a little
plane right away. We'll fly over there. We're gonna go
to Wrigley and they're gonna maybe cry, maybe I'll cry.
I don't know. It's gonna be an emotional time for
my family as I take them into the one of
the most grounds of baseball history, and they won't even
realize the history of it until they're probably fifteen.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Okay, take the tiers away, coach, drink a logger and
you'll be just fine. Also, get ready, if you haven't
been to Wrigley, it's nothing but an advertisement. I went
there with the nephew two years ago. It's our company.
We love DraftKings. I mean, dude, every step DraftKings. Bet here,
bet on this game, bet bet bet gambling, bet DraftKings, betting, betting.

(29:27):
It's all over. It's vomit all over Wrigley though, all over. Yeah,
the whole train system. It's every stare. Have you won
a bet today? Do you like to bet DraftKings? You
can win money gambling. Got an addiction dial this number, dude.
It was everywhere. I mean, what's next they put it
on the ivy DraftKings, Baby, use that code.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
They're gonna say. And now betting brought to you by DraftKings. Yeah,
don't forget. We're gonna pause right now so you can
bet on your app. You're gonna bet on the kiosk.
Get your chair. Will he get a hit or will
he not get a hit?

Speaker 2 (30:00):
A little gross?

Speaker 1 (30:00):
So all right now, all bets are locked in. Go ahead,
lance Lynn, go ahead and pitch the ball. Betting was
a lot classier when it was.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
You know, you got to meet the guy in the
alley and he's got an envelope for you. It's either
empty or full if you won your bet. Now, dude,
they got it plastered everywhere. Guys, come on.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
You know, chess Day used to be a bookie.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
South Beach used to be a bookie.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Chess Day used to be a bookie in college. Lucrative,
I don't think it was ever lucrative.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
It's got to be tough because you got to give
equal money on each side of things, and it could
go south real quick. If you don't have a lot
of volume, customers.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Could go south real quick. And then when people don't
pay up, then it gets awkward. Mayn punched a couple
of people.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
The bookie thing.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
I mean that is that is one job. I'm just like,
that is crazy.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Well, I mean it definitely turns gross and dirty very
quickly because one half of people either love you or
the other half.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Hate you, and half the people are hiding from you
because they don't want to pay you. The other half
for knocking at your door within thirty seconds of the
game and hey, where's my money, Where's no money, where's
my money?

Speaker 2 (31:05):
And what we learned with Otani is they love to
let you do it on credit, just like when you
go to Vegas and then you could do a marker.
If you're rich, you know, you take out a fifteen
thousand dollars line. Why did they let you bet on credit?
I don't know, because that's how people that's you know,
you're beating down the doors to get a leg broken.
If you don't let them bet on credit, you're never
gonna have that problem because you get the money.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Up front, get the money up front and say hey man,
no pay, no bet.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
But that's what happened with the Otani thing. He was
betting on credit and so then he would have to
It's not like he was. Then it was Otani's interpreter
running to the bank because he probably owed it. Wasn't
him pulling out two hundred thousand because he's making that bet,
because nobody would do that. No, you just do that
when you owe that money. Nobody in the right now.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
No one's going to the bank every day for two
hundred thousand dollars. Hey, I need to take out two
hundred thousand dollars. I got a bet, I gotta place.
I got the Yankees minus one and a half at
the Mets tonight.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Nobody's doing that. But if you bet on credit, then
it builds up and then you end up owing them.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
So like with the bookie, I wonder if it was
back in the day it was just the lines or
whether alternate lines like nowadays where you can bet minus
two minus three, or the spreading football is minus six
but you can move it up to minus ten. The
bookie probably just had the straight line and that was it.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Yeah, and the bookie didn't even really go through Vegas.
I believe it was the newspaper newspaper USA Today or
a local paper, and then have the exact line shared
in nods and then they have the betting lines and
then that's what you go by. There's no flucture. Now
up until game time you got a line. It didn't
happen like that back in the day. You would just
wake up in the morning though. I mean, and you

(32:37):
didn't even know really if players were playing or not.
When you'd play, you didn't know if people were hurt.
You had no idea. Yeah, that's what our buddy, Some
of our buddies did that. They would bet like that
with a bookie. And I'm just like, unless you can
bet up until the game time, you give the edge
to the bookie because you want to get as much
information as possible. It's like doing beat the Streak when
you don't even know the lineups yet. Your guy may

(32:59):
not even play your guy and then.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
He pinch hits one time and you lose your streak
and it gets out. That's why I beat the Streak
is so stupid. It's impossible.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Did you see what I can?

Speaker 1 (33:09):
You please read it?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Yeah? I don't know if it's that funny.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
No, it made me laugh.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
I had the anger and emotion and after a couple
of drinks, I said, screw it. I'm posting it because
I am very emotional right now? How can I do
things that I've.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Hey, coachers, what up? It's Grace Daz and Lunch. This
theory is right. I was in a March Madness bracket
with my family and some of the guys in my
dad's office, and I won. How much college basketball knowledge
do I have? I watched before filling out the bracket.
That'd be zero seconds. I just went off vibes. When
you feel the vibes, you feel them. I filled it out.
I love the pod and hope you guys are enjoying

(33:44):
the book. Grace Daz, thank you, Grace Unch.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Have you cracked it open?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Go? No? I have not. Uh.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
This was I post on our Facebook. It's about beat
the Streak, where you have to pick a hitter every day.
You end up getting fifty seven in a row, breaking
Roger Maris's record. You win five point six million. I said,
beat the Streak as a hell of a game. A story.
I was at seventeen, number three hundred in the world,
and I pick Jesse butt Winkler. He played for the

(34:14):
Washington Nationals. The Washington Nationals got nineteen hits at Coors Field,
which is what I predicted. The only player on the
entire team to not have a hit, including the bat boy,
was Jesse butt Winkler. As an added punch to the nuts.
In the seventh inning, the announcers decided to have an
ice cream eating contest. I'm not kidding. During Jesse butt

(34:36):
Winkler's at bat so as I'm puckered, barely able to breathe,
Baser's sitting there talking to me. Next to me in
the bed, Tweedled Dean, Tweedled Dick are sucking off ice
cream while the camera crew is covering the That over
Jesse butt Winkler. That only happens when you're playing beat
the Streak and you're on a heater. I'm not gonna
give up. I was at seventeen and now back to zero.

(34:57):
But last night almost did wein.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Dude. It was the fact that you talked about the announcers. Dude, dude,
ice cream eating things.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
He showed this cocksucker and they had their little Colorado
Rockies helmets and they had ice cream in it and
they're seeing how fast they could eat it. Dude, And
I'm sitting there going zero for four with Jesse. But Winkler,
freaking dude got no hits. The game before. Actually, I
think he did get hits the game before. Dude, how

(35:26):
does a team get twenty hits and your guy isn't
a part of that?

Speaker 1 (35:29):
He would dude, that's amazing.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Jesse was even in so much shocked that he was
the only one not getting a hit. When the guy
would walk him, because he walked twice, he would look
at the picture and his bench like, I just can't
get a hit. I can't get it hit. The guy
walked me. He was almost mocking the situation that he
couldn't get a hit. And then it's final at bat
he grounds out to shortstop when everybody else is hitting
it two hundred feet back to zero. Taylor Carraway had

(35:54):
it to Callaway. Carroway had it worse than me. He
was at thirty, dropped back down to zero. He was
number three in the world. I don't know how that's it,
dear doubt.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Does I want to know? Does he have a spreadsheet
or does he just do it off gut?

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Yeah, let us know.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Hey, oh man, all right, have a great day. Happy
forth to July.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
I believe the person that's made it the farthest this
year is thirty nine, and you get ten thousand, but
nobody in the forties yet, damn.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
And we're almost halfway through.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Yeah, we're almost to the point where you're starting got
to start picking two guys a day.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Because it doesn't transfer over right, No, oh my god.
All right, have a good weekend, enjoying fourth of July, USA, USA.
We appreciate you, guys. Send us a email. We are
the sored Losers at gmail dot com. This probably was
our best pod we've ever done.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
So. And every time you guys see a flag, see
a soldier, hand over the heart, give him a salute.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Man. Yeah, God, bless God, bless all Right, we out.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Eh madden to the Dominican Republic.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
I thought you were going to Charles, right, but.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
I'm just being funny saying how much I love our
country and then saying I'm travelingly.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
I'm an idiot.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
I'm an idiot, right, I'm actually going to the Alps.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Uh yeah, I'm yeah, I'm going to Canada. Man. H
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