July 15, 2024 • 43 mins
In this episode Lunchbox has to issue a public apology which pains him but he's willing to admit when he's wrong. Morgan caught fire for no reason and we have her in the studio to see if she accepts Lunchbox's apology. Ray has the most fun he's ever had on the golf course playing by himself and he has the Ray guaranteed solution to make you a better golfer. Plus Lunchbox had a showdown with Miles, let the best man win.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, it's tough matching these up ray Today is Monday. Man.
When you're doing video and audio, it's just it's a
second type thing. It's nitpicky, but I mean it's a
big deal, but it is. It's tough. I'm an audio guy.
I'm used to just that now that we do the video,
it's a audio video. What's my name? What's your name?
Who am I? What's up? Man?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Uh? Yeah? And then you're like, oh, does this audio
go here? Does this video clip go here? And then
you got to learn how to read text messages because
sometimes you look like a real ass. That's how we're
gonna start it. Yeah, yeah, we'll start the show and
I'll tell you no, we're started. No, No, we got
to do the intro. You idiot.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
You mean loser, sore loser name Coulture. Let's go all right.
Arnold's off today. He is off all week, all week again. Yeah,
he's trying to find the next hawk. Tua girl still
on Broadways. She like or guy. It is her ten
minutes up already. No, she has staying power, dude. Tennessee
girl surprisingly sweet and carrying with animals in the community.
(01:03):
She'll be here for a long time to stay. All
we needed was the hawk Tua is the iceberg. We're
now seeing the glacier below the iceberg.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I did see where she was. There was a video.
I didn't click on it. She was saying the sad
part hard part about being famous now is people ask
her to do something, but I didn't click on the article.
I'm assuming people ask her to spit on them dance.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Okay, what do you want me to do with bonehead?
This story comes no, no, no, no, Chad.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I assume that people are asking her, hey, will you
spit on me? And she probably thinks that's a little weird.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I think somebody is trying to find the next hawk
toa and the girl actually did spit on the guy
and he goes, I think she spit on me, But hey,
it's the trenches out there. If you're trying to find
the next bigger batter hawk Tua, you're gonna get spit on.
You're gonna get slapped, you're gonna get punched, you're gonna
get chickened, you're gonna get cock danced.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I had a girl back in the day that used
to like to bite, and I wasn't down for that.
I did that a couple of times. I was like,
maybe I can get into that, and no, I'm done
with this. Didn't call her again.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
At least you were willing to experiment code no.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
No. The first time, I didn't know who was coming.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, well you'll know in you're handcuffed and ball gagged.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I mean when she bit me, I was like what
the I was like, Damn, that hurt, you know what
I mean? Like, I was like, maybe maybe she was
just drunk. Got drunk with her again. Now she bit
me again. I was like, no more, no more.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, they're each their own man fetishes.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
That was weird. Oh that hurt. And it left teeth
marks like I mean, it wasn't like a little playful.
I mean it was like a bite bite Like. I
was like, damn, girl, Like.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
All right, missionary man, let's get to the show. Yeah,
all right, we're gonna do a live we oh the one,
two three?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
So loser, what up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know
the most about sports, So I give you the sports facts,
my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Genius, y'all. It's says and I'm from the North, I'm
in Alpha male. I live on the north side of
Nashville with Baser. She was a Broadway girl. I took
her up to the country. Uh, population one hundred, population
three hundred, population seven hundred, and population eight hundred. Those
are the populations of the communities around me. Over to you,
coach man. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Sometimes I look like an ass and sometimes you have
to just like bite the bullet and apologize.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Not probably the best reference.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh anyway, I don't usually like like to apologize. I'm
pretty stubborn. I'm pretty hard headed. But there was an
incident on Friday. I woke up from my nap on
Friday afternoon to a barrage of text messages from Ray
and Morgan, and it was talking about, Hey, what day
(03:41):
are you guys doing the podcast next week? And Ray
said Monday, after the big show, and she goes, oh,
and Morgan replied, sorry, I'm locked in with a pod
with Amy at twelve thirty. And I woke up after
my nap and I see these text messages and all
(04:01):
I read was that, and I took that as she
needed the Clay and Buck studio and that we would
have to wait until after the Amy podcast to do
our podcast. And I half.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Asleep Clay Travis buck Sexton.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I replied, no, we're gonna be using that studio, and
Morgan replies, sorry, Amy's locked in at twelve thirty, and
I reply, no, no, podcast is more important than ours.
We've always used that studio. You're not gonna kick us
out for Amy's.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Podcast overreaction Sunday.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
No, it was Friday, and she replied, what what are
we even fighting about? I said, the Fox Sports studio
where Clay and Buck record. We use that every day.
Amy has never used it. You're not about to kick
us out of that studio on Monday for Amy, and
Morgan replied no. I I was just saying I have
(05:00):
to go set up the lounge or the performance garage
for Amy's podcast at twelve thirty, so I can't film
your whole podcast. And that's when I realized I should
wake up my nap fully before I start firing off
angry text messages. And I immediately put my head in
the sand and said, I am my bad. I am sorry.
(05:21):
I apologize my bad. I misunderstood totally my fault. I
looked like an idiot.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Hell of a recap. I actually read it to Laura
it was so cringe and I like to laugh at
stuff like that. And she said the thing she was
most surprised about is you said in there, I'm drunk. Sorry,
And I said, he actually wasn't drunk.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
No, I was just I literally was just waking up
from a nap. But if you use i'm drunk, that's
usually an excuse that gets you out of a lot
of things.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
But then that's also I don't like the reference because
then you're picking on alcoholics.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
No, it's true, but when you're drunk you say stuff
sometimes like oh, my bad, I was drunk, made a
bad decision, So I did. I did apologize, and it
was my bad. I just misread the text message.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Can you put the microphone so it's not facing down
to buck Sexton's.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, yeah, go ahead. It was my fault. It was
my bad. And then I saw Morgan today. First thing
I did is my bad.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I'm really happy you apologize. But when we started, like
when the text exchange started, I'm in the headspace of
I'm gonna come help you guys, you know, I show
up a new video for you every so often, And
then immediately Lunchbox was like choosing violence.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I had no idea what was going on.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I don't think he had any idea what was going on.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
But we were fighting.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
We were fighting hard, and then he realized and I
was like, okay, But I wondered, Ray, did you know
what we were talking about the whole time? And lunchbox
was just lost.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
But she didn't say anything about recording in the text.
I thought she was saying that studio is locked in
for Amy at twelve thirty, is how I read it.
And so I was like like a steam engine coming
out my ears.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Sadly, I put lunch in the category raised my parents,
not understanding social cues and social sentences and quick anger.
So I assumed that he misread a text. I was golfing.
When I golfed, my new rule is I don't read text.
So I accidentally did read one O or two of them,
and it already was throwing off my golf game. And
I said, I'm shelving this until four hours later. And
I actually shelved it until three days later because it
(07:19):
was so damn awkward. But yes, he totally had no
idea what you were saying. Somebody offering their time to
come film, and as he's like, I'm putting my stake
in the ground. This is our studio.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
You want to come help me?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
By gulla dog No wait, but he apologized, em are
we all good?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I think we're always fighting.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
My time I was in here, we were really fighting.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
We see, and I think you misinterpreted the last time
you asked about our relationship. And all I did was
explain to you my point of view of where what
happened in the past. It was nothing to do with
the future. It was just the past.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Are we in a better place?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I thought we were in a better place, but then
when I got those text on Briday, I was like,
We're not in a better place, and I'm gonna explode.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Apology accepted a handshake on it.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, handshake, Hey, next time, just put video in there.
So I just I misread it. It was my fault. It
was completely my bad, and I owned it and I
was I went downstairs. I'm like, man, I really I
am an idiot. She's like what and I told her
and she goes, yeah, that's your bad. I was like,
all good.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I wake up disoriented from naps too from time to time. Back, Hey,
I gotta go run these cameras now.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Okay, thank you. So that was my awkward start to
the weekend.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Did you like my parents?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Man?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I always have to explain stuff in sentences. I would
never make a Hawk Tour reference in a sentence. And
the same thing with texting you. I wouldn't even text
hawk to it to you because you wouldn't know what
it meant. A week ago and you didn't. No, I
saw Ray what is hawk Towey?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I said, why is it so popular? I saw the
like pictures of her, but I didn't never watch the
video and that's why I was behind. I was like, man,
is it really worth clicking on the video? Plus I
don't have Twitter anymore, so I don't see a lot
of things because my Twitter was hacked. I no longer
have a Twitter. I miss a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Of things, and they don't care about the average man.
Scooba loses his Facebook, Facebook Zuckerberg won't even respond to him,
and then you got Elon Musk with X. He's not
even restating your account.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
There's no response. I've done five follow up emails to
them and not a single reply from X about getting
me my stupid Twitter back? And why do I just
call it X? It's Twitter? It'll always be Twitter, so
help me. Yes.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
And so the guy that took over your account, Radio
Lunchbox all sometimes message him and say, hey, will you
please repost this for the sore losers. I realize you
took over his account book, can you please help us
out a little bit?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
And what does he say?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I don't think he ever does or responds. It's a
listener from the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Well someone, Okay, someone took all my follower I don't
know how it all works. I don't really understand, but yes,
and then someone put up Radio Lunchbox and I will
just never have the time or effort to build back
my Twitter, Like, I just I'm not going to do it.
It's not worth the effort to me. I can't get
all those people back. They're just not going to come
back to me.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Dude, you're at that age where you give up on
social media. That's sad.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
No, I don't know, but I don't even know Twitter
is even popular anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Probably not.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
It's kind of a disaster over there, like it's just
crap everywhere.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
It's still good for news, though, And if I need
to see his starting lineup for baseball, you go over to.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Egg I go to Rotoballer.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Okay, I used to go to Roto World, but now
they don't do it anymore. Now they partnered with NBC
Sports Edge, and you go to NBC Sports Edge. You
got to pay for a premium membership. If you want
to get insight on a guy's groin. Good god, where
can I get my information nowadays without paying for it?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Well, you have to be inside because the groin is
on the inner side of the lake.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Dude, low key. Rotor World used to be the best.
I mean, they would give you a breakdown. Hey, Bronny,
this what happened with his leg. It was just his
dad tripped over getting breakfast in the morning. He's good,
They'll be all fine two days now. Oh, you got
to click on this site. Go to there, go to
this search this.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, you go to the one and it's expected lineup
or confirmed lineup. That's really all I look at, and
I'm like, okay, cool, they're playing.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I just go whenever I do this for beat the
streak and also gambling purposes. If I want to see
who the starting pitcher is, all you do is type
in the team and they'll post it immediately when the
it comes out. On their Twitter.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Well, yeah, see, I'm not on Twitter anymore, so I
don't really know. I hate Twitter effect. Twitter is killing
me because I'm missing everything. So, yes, I was in
a bad mood Friday. My fault. I apologize. That's how
my weekend started. How did your weekend start? How did
the golf go?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Golf was great, baser. I think I took a nap
and says, hey, I want you to go golf. I'm
gonna drop you off at the golf course with a
twelve rack. I had a hell of a time, had
a designated driver, played by myself, Nobody behind me, nobody
in front of me because it's ninety degrees out. Absolute
best day. Found out why I love golf. I fell
(11:52):
back in love with the love of my life, my wife, yes,
but also golf. And it was awesome.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
You had a twelve rack, you play golf by yourself?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, it was my Have you ever top three best
times on the golf course?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Really?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yes? Because I you're rushed. The reason we're not having
fun is because, hey, man, hit that. Hey listen to
this funny joke. That's not funny. Hey, hurry there, hey man,
you hit the little ball before the big ball, a
bunch of stupid ass stuff that everybody does.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Or hey, they hit one, I'll take it. Well, no crap,
you'll take it because you hit it, hey, so you
have to take it. Breakfast ball in the first hey man,
two off the deck. Okay, guys, you're out there, you're
hearing the birds. You actually concentrate.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
But you don't realize is when you're playing by yourself
and there's nobody behind you, you have more time for
a shot. I hit one or two bad shots the
entire day. Sure, sometimes I wouldn't hit on the green,
but I hit it flush, so there's nothing to be
mad about. I was just a lined wrong.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I agree with you. Sometimes I hit it long, I
hit it left. But as long as I hit it,
I'm like, that's a good shot. If I just straighten it,
or if I aim a little bit better, Hey, nothing wrong
with that. The ones you get mad about are the
ones you hit chili dip three yards, ten yards.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
And there was one I hit water, but it was
a beautiful drive, So I said self, I had time
to actually do this because there wasn't a guy up
my ass. There wasn't a friend making awkward jokes to
my left and there wasn't some other guy talking to
his wife on the right. It was just me and
I said, hey, you had a great shot. It went
in the water, but I probably hit it three hundred yards.
Nothing to be mad about that dropped. Hit a beautiful
(13:20):
shot onto the green. Messed a couple putts and I said, self,
you missed a putt. Who cares? But dude, it was
a beautiful day. And what ended it that made it
the best ever? Started it by the lady telling me, hey,
our computers are down. Can you pay at the end.
So after nine, I'm a little fuzzy baser says, hey,
call me at nine. She's pulled up and I said, hey,
should I pay because the lady told me to come
(13:42):
back and pay? And I said, you know what, I'm honest, Abe,
I'm gonna go in there and pay. And I said, ma'am,
I did not pay when I started my round because
your system was down. I would like to pay now.
She said, sir, our system is still down. It is
free conngradge up, Glatians. You just got a free round
of golf. I mean, that's those These are the moments
you realize why we golf. That was it. It was
(14:04):
just an epiphany and it was all by myself, and
I realized the only person between me and my family,
my cat, my wife. Maybe I just need myself in
my life. I make myself laugh. I've never laughed more
on the course. I was texting justin pictures and that
we were laughing and stuff. But dude, don't be rushed
on the golf course if you are guarantee, it takes
(14:26):
away from the fun of it. And I'll hang up
and listen.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I one agree with you. Thank you. I went and
played golf Ray without you, without you because you didn't
invite me. So I'm gonna go play some golf.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
You actually did invite me, but you invited me to
a city two hours from here. I think it's where
Hawktu is from. I'll pass.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I did invite you, about thirty minutes south of town Ray.
It's me random kid Cody and Hawk Tooy and random
kid Cody. That's where he lives and he works the
night shift, so he has a certain window, can't drive
far to the golf course because he has to be
at work at night, gets a little nap in the
mor goes play golf. Then he goes and works the
overnight at FedEx. And so we went to the course, right,
(15:05):
and I looked online and it was forty dollars a
person on the you know golf now, right, And I'm like,
then they charge you all these fees and it's like
forty four dollars per person. I'm like, well, I don't
want to pay all those fees. I'll just call them
and say, hey, I want to play golf. You got
a tea time?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
All right?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
And I know what team time they have available because
it's on golf now. So I call them up. Oh, yeah,
I'd like to make a tea time for two. Yeah,
for one thirty. Oh we do have one thirty? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Can you put us down for two? Cool?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
All right?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Bye? Cool. We show up to the golf course and
I roll up and I'm like, yeah, I mean I
got the one thirty. He's all right, Cool, that'll be
fifty two dollars.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
We may have golfed at the exact same time, thirty
minutes away from each other, under the same sky, in
the same sun.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, the same heat, the same you know, scorching hot sun.
And I said, wait, fifty two dollars. Why didn't I
book it online on golf Now for forty four. I
thought it'd be cheaper in person. No, it was more
expensive to go to the damn course, even with all
those fees, and I was pissed.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I heard onlines as cheap as you can get.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
So I paid the fifty two dollars and I go
out and I'm like, let's get this round started. And
I bought some new sunscreen and I shake it up,
sh and I spray it on me ray and it's white.
It doesn't rub in. I don't know what kind of
sunscreen I bought.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Sorry, random k Cody, I'm whiteface.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
No, no, I looked like Casper the Ghost dude. My
arms were just all straight white.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I'm not a doctor, but it's probably SPF seventy five.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Uh No, it was SBF fifty beach bump. It was
SPF one hundred, baby, And I'm like, I don't know,
and I'm just rubbing and rubbing and rubbing, and it
wouldn't it wouldn't go in. So I was just white.
I looked like a little kid. You know those people
the pool that have it on their nose and they
don't rub it in. My whole body looked like.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
That you really care how you look.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
No, but it was just and then the whiteness is
rubbing off on my shirt and on my shorts, so
I'm just sun sunscreened everywhere everywhere.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Ray I put it all over my body.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
And that was it.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I mean it was it was Hey, Cody, give me
a minute.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
It was a fun round of golf. We enjoyed it.
We had fun with each other. We talked a little
bit about live talked about kids. He's about to head
up to Boston for a week for vacation. His wife's
driving up there with the kids and he's gonna go
for a week and he's just he was like, man,
it's been three years or whatever, how many years since
I've proposed to my girl, And it's been this many
(17:38):
years since we got engaged, like the wedding day, and
I'm like, wow, man, that's amazing. His kid was turning three.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
That's why I don't golf with people. Well, did you
bring the yearbook? I'd love to look at it. Do
they have any finger paintings?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Talked about job interviews he had and things like that,
and how life is at FedEx. It was a great
round of golf.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Man, are we going to break.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
We're gonna go to and I'm gonna come back and
tell you.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Something before you tell us something. And even better tease
than that, I have a pro tip that everybody can
do to play the best round of your life. Okay, right,
consider me on the edge of my seat. Why pay
for the whole thing when you only need the edge.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Not to get all deep and stuff, I just thought,
why do I not have my swag on the golf
course anymore? I had my nice shirts that I got
for Christmas, backwards hat, sunglasses.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I had my Nighthawks shirt on just in case you
were wondering. What I realized is I was wearing these
golf shoes.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I didn't feel like a pimpin And I thought, well,
what's different when I chip I'm wearing my white rebox.
They're not golf shoes, but I'm wearing my white reebox.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Can't wear them on the golf course. They're gonna get
all the grass is gonna they're gonna turn green.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
So then I thought to my best friend in the world,
who we met once and interviewed, please go back to
that interview Bob Menry, And I thought, what do Bob
Menory do when he plays golf. He never wears golf shoes,
and I thought, I wonder why he does that. I
don't know if this is the exact reason, but I said, hey,
I just want to feel cool on the golf course.
Dam I'm tired of feeling like a douche and I
(19:14):
love my shoes that I got. I just don't feel
like a badass, like the socks don't look good with him.
I feel like a schmuck. I feel like a douchebag.
I feel like a jumoke. So I said, why not
just wear my rebox on the course. Who gives a shit?
So I wear my rebox. Bro, Now I realize the
reason Bob Menory doesn't wear golf shoes. You don't overswing.
(19:35):
You put on those golf shoes. All of a sudden,
you got cleats, and some of them like three inches
five inches. Not talking about that talking about golf shoes.
But what I'm telling you is, dude, you just give
me four because arnold yep, inside joke, dude, I'm telling
you do it tomorrow, do it the next day. Whenever
you're gonna go. Lord knows you're going a couple times
this week. Wear you're normal. Whatever you're wearing right now.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
I'm not gonna I'm wearing my Brooks running shoes on
the golf course.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
It worked for me, dude. I guess what I do
is I latch in and I just think I can
swing for the hills. I didn't once do that in it.
Because of that, I didn't overswing. So try it out
your truckers. If you guys golf, what else do you do?
Tractor guys, I know you don't golf or whatever.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
You have to think about what the golf shoes do
for you. Because we went to Arizona one time, went
to Arizona as me, my brother, that's batter's box.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
I have the clip ready, ray, what if everybody that's
a batter's box.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
My dad and my uncle Doug. Uncle Doug's fireman out there,
fire captain, fire chief, whatever you call it, and we
decided to go play golf. We get up to that
first tea box and my dad steps up, goes swings
that driver, boom falls right on his ass because he
(20:58):
didn't have golf shoes on right well, he was wearing
bald he was wearing tennis shoes and there was a
little bit of a do on the ground. And that's
why you have to wear golf shoes because instances like
that on the first team, when everybody's waiting, all the
people they are gonna see off afters are waiting and
he falls flat on his ass.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I'm not saying it's working for everybody, but there's something
to it.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
You gotta believe that there are some badass golf shoes
out there. You're just not looking in the right places.
You gotta look online. You can't just walk into academy
or you can't walk into Dicks because you'll walk out
looking like a dick. You gotta look. I mean, you're
telling me Ricky Fowler doesn't have some badass looking golf shoes.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I did get him at digs.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
That's it. Yeah, there's these professional players. There have to
be some kind of cool golf shoes. I don't ever
look at people's golf shoes. I have no idea what
people wear. If there's cool styles. I haven't had a
new Pairent about seven years. I got mine free at
the Eric Church golf tournament seven years ago, and I've
never bought a new pair because I'm so cheap, and
I'm hoping I'm gonna get in a turn where I'm
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gonna win some new shoes, or get new shoes, or
someone's gonna give me some new golf shoes.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
But yes, I got a birthday coming up. I do
July twenty fifth, and the nation is no longer allowed
to buy us presidents. You guys have been too kind presents.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I mean they did that one time and we actually
got an email about that. Oh you want to hear
that email. It's for someone that I didn't think listen
to the show anymore. Gerald Muriel thought he was too
many the in depression lamb because the Raider's gonna suck
so bad.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
He said, they're not gonna be bad. They got that
Bowers kid at tight end.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
He said, lunchs birthday. This popped up in my memories.
How are these shoes doing? Did you ever wear them?
Happy early birthday, coach, Gerald Muriel? And they made custom
sore Losers cleats for me for soccer, and I gotta
be honest, I've never worn them.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
See that's why you guys don't give his presidence no more.
And I asked Eddie, no if he does that, dumb
ass bag that they got him rarely uses it.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
He never walked.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
That's my presence. Are just the weirdest thing.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
No, here's the thing. He custom painted these nice soccer cleats.
So they just sit on a shelf because they look cool,
all right. I don't want to just I don't want
to ruin them because if I play in them, I
feel like the paint's gonna rub off and they're gonna
get ruined. So instead I just have them on a
shelf and with all the book like in the I
guess it's called the office. And so no, I've never
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worn them, but yes they're still on display. And I
look at him and I'm like, should I wear those?
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Nap?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Shouldn't? It's pretty crazy that he was able to paint
those like that. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
What kind of office stuff are you doing?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
No, I don't do any office stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Where should the next sore losers?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Convention?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
No, No, that's where my wife has a computer, just
in case when she's working on convention stuff. Is that
a good place, Charlotte, Charleston? How about Albuquerque?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I don't know, but I feel like we found a
decent city in Nashville Vegas. It's got to be a
place we can't.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Vegas was too expensive. Everything was too expensive.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Oh really, yeah we only lost money.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah we only lost like twenty fres But I'm not.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Talking about as the unit as the sore Losers Convention Committee.
As a couple, me and Bezer, I think each lost
five k.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Like I thought gamblely, I thought about like Evansville.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I paid for the party busy. What do I think you, dude?
I get up to Vegas and I start thinking I'm
a fifty thousand dollars millionaire.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I thought about like an Evansville, But I don't know
how easy it is to get to. It's not easy
to get to.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
It's not because people would all have to take cars.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Right or they'd have to take planes to somewhere then
drive there. I don't think there's airport in Evansville, Indiana.
I may be wrong speaking about that. We're going to
Justin's birthday at Evansville. When that's coming up, we're gonna
need to steal that we get for a free night.
Wait wait, wait, how hold on? I didn't even get
invited to Justin's birthday at Evansville.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
That leads me to say this, I don't know, if
it's a two day thing, I kind of think you
just blow your load first day. It's a stay the
night type place. I mean, it's Vegas.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
It's a hotel. Dude, you can spend the night.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I get it. But the tables, when do they like
there's a lot going on in Evansville. There's no night life,
there's no amazing dinners. What are you gonna do to
fill the time of two days? Just gamble? Craps that
they got terrible plan.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
They gotta have a pool.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
They justn't. Hey, man, hey we should we should just
gamble the whole time. That's a terrible plan. If you
go to Vegas and say we're gonna gamble the whole time,
you lose your ass. You've got to have a dinner
line up, you've gotta have shows, you gotta have the fountains,
you gotta have a trip to the dispensary.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
You gotta have a trip to you know, look at
the Flamingos or the the.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I think they close that place. Oh dude, we're outdated.
I ain't been there.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Oh my god, dude, have you seen the mirage?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
We're gonna go there and be like, where's the Mirage.
Where's the flamingos? Hey? What happened to MGM?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Grand Dude?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I think it's still there, dude.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Have you not seen what's going on to the mirage
though they're closing their doors.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
On the seventeenth. Well, I saw that a bunch of
the computers will go out, so.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
They have to pay out like one point five million
dollars in slot machine winnings by then, and so people
are literally fighting over the slot machines. Police are being
called in because people are knocking people off the slot
machine so they can play it.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
How does that work? So then they know when they
can tip a machine in one.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Direction legally because they have progressive parlay or progressive payouts
on their slot machine.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
So the payoffsoud be bigger than they typically would.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Right, they have to be all paid out by the
time the doors close, and so people are literally fighting
over the slots. There are security guards standing by the
slot machines, so like people can go piss and come
back and play the machine.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
And I thought Vegas was free if you want to
stay in hotels? Am I not right on this?
Speaker 2 (26:42):
What do you mean me? And no, the hotels are
not free?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Okay, so not to confuse people with Evansville. Evansville is
a place, a very beautiful city. We gamble in Indiana.
Vegas is a beautiful city. We gamble in Arizona. What Nevada?
What Las Vegas? Yeah, Nevada. Some of it is in Arizona.
Some of the desert that we cross over it. Oh
probably yeah, Okay, so Vegas. Anyways, we go there. I
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thought rooms are free. We're thinking in the next couple
months to go to vacation there, and Bezer hits me
up and tells me it's me seven hundred dollars. Frck
to me, pardon my stupidity. I thought Vegas gives out
free rooms, so you go stay and then gamble with them.
How does it cost seven hundred dollars? I thought? People say,
all the time all was comped. How do you get
(27:26):
comped rooms in Vegas?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Do you have a player's card?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Ray?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
No, right, A player's card is used to track your gambling,
and with that player's card, they comp you rooms.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
And the problem with that is they don't do it
at craps and by jack, No, they do, right, they do.
I'll do it this time your bubble Craps. You can
insert your your card into the machine and it just
tallies how long you play, how much you gamble, and
you just do it and it just racks it up
and racks it up. So if I go one weekend
a year ago, that's gonna get me free rooms?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
I don't no, I have never gotten a free room
in my life. And maybe who gets the free rooms?
Everybody would love to know who's getting talk to says
they get free rooms right right? The gays are just
plugged it into the computer and said it's seven hundred
dollars at link was three hundred, and Bellagio could be
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a thousand.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Who gets the copped rooms?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Here's the thing. I need to figure it out because
I'm an idiot and I've never done it. I used
to get free rooms at the Cosmo because my wife
worked there, so we got free rooms. But Garrett, he
doesn't gamble as much as me. That dude gets free rooms. Dude,
he went to the Wind a couple months ago. Three
nights free at the Wind. But usually you have to
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go on a Wednesday or a Monday through Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Which does work with our vacations exactly. So that could
work for you, and then we're not totally stupid. No, no, no, no,
there's betting sites in Tennessee that can convert to vegas stuff.
Baser has already looked at it, but you still pay
in the hundreds. So I want to know who the
hell gets the free rooms.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
You can call the hotel and ask for a discount,
say hey, what's the deal? Or DM them on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
We do have that lady that hooked us up for
my bachelor party.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, she no longer she opened her own business. But
then we went to Paris. I way, I had hookup
and you didn't you stay with Michael.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Michael had a nice room and I stayed on his couch.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah, because you were not going to pay for your
own room on your bachelor party.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
And you guys got me random candy? Or did Baser
give me? Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
And that was just that was that dude that got
you random candy.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Somebody gave me a bunch of random candy as a
care package and I left it for Michael to wake
up to when I left him that morning at four am.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
So weird. When we come back, I'm gonna talk about
full circle moment, awkward weekend, all wrapped in one right
after this, right I'm gonna take you back now memory
lane to halloweens ago. So about a year and a
half ago.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
This isn't a dated podcast. Today is July seventeen.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Here here's the deal. We were going to this teen
My oldest son is starting kindergarten this year, and so
yesterday they had a kindergarten get to know where they
have pizza. They have Caprice Sons, and they have it
at the playground of the school, so all the incoming kindergarteners,
the kids can run around and meet each other, and
the parents can meet each other and it's just sort
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of a fun activity. Well, as we're driving to the event,
my wife goes, hey.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Forgot the birth certificates.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Not funny too soon, she goes, what are you gonna
do if we see Miles there? I said, Oh, I'm
not gonna talk to him. She's like, are you crazy?
You're just gonna act like you don't know him, said,
will not talk to him. So let me tell you
who Miles is.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Right, call me in the know, not in the know,
Who's Miles?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
This is a full circle moment. A year and a
half ago, there was a Halloween like parade at a
local park where you dress your kids up and they
parade through the farmer's market they hand out candy, and
then we played on the playground where we're standing in
the line before the parade starts, and this guy walks
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up with his two kids and he starts talking, Hey man,
I'm Miles like, hey man, what's up, Miles, Nice to
meet you. Me and Miles chat the whole time. We
go to the playground, our kids play together, Miles's mom
is with him, Miles is my age. His mom was
in town visiting, and we start talking to Miles and boom,
we're hanging out. We're talking to his mom for two hours,
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hanging out with Miles, and Miles.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Is like of a mom.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
About and Miles is like, hey man, I should get
your number. You know where do you live? I tell
them are on Live. He goes, dude, we live like
maybe four minutes from your house. I'm like great, He's like,
my wife's out of town this weekend. But man, we
had just moved here from South Carolina. We'd love. We're
trying to, you know, meet new people and get together.
So we start a group text me my wife, Miles,
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Miles's wife, and we're chatting boom boom boom, what's up?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Houses go, it's just the partners talking to each other.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
You're like, hey, and I say, hey, we're having a
block party this weekend for Halloween. We got you know,
we're gonna shut down the street. He's like, oh my gosh,
sounds great. Love to be there. And then on Friday
we're like, hey, here's the address. You're still playing on
coming nothing. So Saturday, the day of the party, like, hey, man,
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just saying, what's up, man, letting you know the parties
to night, love to see you there. Nothing. Busy doesn't respond.
So then we go to the party and we're talking
to the host the house that has the you know
where they set up everything in their front yard and
blocked off the street. And the girl that lives there,
her name is Nicole. She says, wait, I know Miles
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and his wife. I'm like, how do you know Miles
and his wife? She goes, Oh, they moved here from
South Carolina. She was like, I have a mutual friend
with the wife. So they put us in contact.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Quote unquote mutual friend.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
She goes, my girlfriend from college, went to high school
with her and they're friends. Yankey, So She goes, I've
been texting with Miles's wife like six months ago, and
we planned to meet up at the playground and then
she ghosted me. She quit talking to me, and I said, well,
she ghosted us too, and guess what. They didn't show
up to the block party, Ray. They never responded to
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the whole Hey, sorry, we're not gonna be able to
make it. They just stop talking to us. Nothing. And
so my wife, as we're driving to this kindergarten thing, says, so,
what if you see Miles. I'm like, why would we
see Miles? She goes, because his kid was the same
age as our kid and they were starting kindergarten at
the same time. I said, I will not talk to him,
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but he's not gonna be there anyway. We walk up, right,
Who's the first person I see at the kindergarten.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Meetup talking to three hens? Miles. Yeah, big dick Miles.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
He is standing there by one of the picnic tables,
got his arms crossed and he's got long pants on
when it's ninety five degrees.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Outside South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Dude, classy, yeah, yes, dressed very like dressed, nice little
country and I'm like, wow, and I see him immediately,
and I go over and I grab a piece of
pizza and I'm eating it and I'm sitting over there
and my wife comes up. She goes, I said, I
already know saw him. First thing. She goes, You're gonna
talk to him? No chance. I just sat there and
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I looked at him, and I said, what would I?
And I told my wife what would I say to him?
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Like?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Hey, man, remember when we met at that park and
you blew us off or what? I like, I don't
even know him and I've never met him in my life.
What option would you go with?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Right, Well, you've got to go with to met you already.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
So you gotta go hey man, remember we exchanged numbers,
we're in a group thread, and you didn't text back.
That's what you go with? Yeah, okay, Because then my
wife's like, hey, should I just text after this and
be like, hey, it was good to see you guys again.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Sometimes a group of threads run dry, dude, and you
just end them.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Man.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
A Gatlinburg thread has been dried up for five line.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
But this wasn't dried up. We were making plans for
a Halloween block party. They were all in and then
they just disappeared, and then I see his wife for
the first time. She's there.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
She's looking good, she looked great. I'm sure I don't
know is Miles got a wandering eye?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
And so I'm just sitting there, going do I talk
to this guy?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Do I talk to him? Stop beating around the den?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
So then Nicole shows up with her kid.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Dude, no wonder there's affairs in this country, And to
I would.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Have been I said, hey, so you know Miles and
his wife are here, because no way which ones? And
I point him out. She goes, She goes, I'm not
gonna talk to him, and I said, either of I.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
I got a special place in my heart for you.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
I kept my eye on Miles the whole night. He
never made a mood towards me, didn't approach me, didn't
talk to me, didn't say a word.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
You guys just weren't his type of couple.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Man, What do you mean He's the one that said
we I should get your number a.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Birth certificate forgetting He acted three under six. He's probably
got two under two.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Dude, Then don't ask for my number. He asked for
my number. I didn't ask for his number. He asked
for my number.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Sometimes relationships progress and then sometimes they just remain stagnant.
But he said yes, and the Dodds have progressed, although
stagnant over the last couple of months because they are
pregnant with child. But again again, but we'll progress. Whoa,
we'll broaking news, yes, but they're not on a show.
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They're not on the show. We don't break news of
people that aren't members of the show. So that relationship
has remained stagnant. Looking for that to progress. Us with
the Van's ants will always remain stagnant until Gatlinburg comes
around again. You just got to realize that for you
and Miles, just because you guys didn't bang it out
right away, maybe that's just how it is. That text
(37:24):
thread just goes cold. It's a cold case. I get
it's a cold case.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
But why would they not just say, hey, we're not
gonna make it to the Halloween party because you don't
have to, Okay?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
And back in the day, why could you not ghost
your friends? Why could you not ghost? Why could you
not ghost back in the day when you were in
second grade?
Speaker 2 (37:43):
I don't know, right, because.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
You're stuck in a classroom with that kid for the
next year. Dude. Nowadays, you're never gonna see Miles again.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Oh lo and behold, I lo and behold, and we're
gonna here's what's gonna happen. I know this is what's
gonna happen. Miles's kid is gonna be in the same
classroom as my kid, no doubt about it. But don't worry.
Miles walked up to the head person of the PTA
is like, oh man, me and my wife, we'd really
like to help out, just you know, let us know
what we can get involved in. I'm like, okay, Miles,
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are you gonna do what you did to me? And say,
oh yeah, I want to be involved and then disappear
because you were oh oh yeah, I really want to
come to that Halloween party. Oh yeah, And then you disappeared.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Miles is the cock of the walk, and he showed
his dominance in that backyard next to that palm tree.
Where was this at South Carolina?
Speaker 2 (38:31):
It was at the park when I met him, I
lost track of the city and then and even told
us where he lives. So every time I drive by him,
like which one I wonder which one's Myles house?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Is the old address? Huh not street? When we meet
the neighbors. I'm like, oh, yeah, we're over there. Don't
ever come to my house.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Yeah yeah, So, I mean that was my awkward encounter
at the playground. It was like a full circle. Holy crap,
this is crazy.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
He gave the address line for line, yeah, asked.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
For my number, said hey, I'm gonna add your wife
and my wife to the group. Threat. I mean, he
did it all aggressive and then that's what I'm saying,
and then to just disappear, and then he reappears at
kindergarten pizza. Oh he has some nerve. This dude has
some freaking nerves.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
You got some nerve, Miles.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Oh yeah, but don't worry who stayed at the party longer?
Me or Miles?
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Miles, because you no wander.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
I stayed longer. I wasn't gonna let Miles rule that playground.
You I ruled that.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
But I want to know why you stayed the longest
at an adult party. That's when the weird stuff happens. Oh, Miles,
all out last year. I'm the only peacock here. I'll
watch after these hens. You run along now, Miles.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
But you want to know how many new kids my
son met?
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Zero? Because you were just big talking the entire time
and never let anybody else talk.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Correct. He didn't talk to any new kids.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
He knew like five chicks numbers. Your wife met nobody.
Your kids have no new friends.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
I'm my wife met some people. It's because my kid
played with kids he knew, or he wanted to play
soccer with me, and so we went up and played soccer.
He's so excited that they have a soccer field that
they can play on during recess. That's all he cares about.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
My favorite is, oh, you should be friends with this person.
All determine Sweetye, who I'm friends with. I heard her
husband is really nice. All determine that firsthand Football Sunday,
when we're watching a game drinking a beer. I'll be
the guy that just says that, Oh, I think you
guys should be really good together. I'll be the final
say so on that one.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
I don't know, Ray, I think you will be. There's
a dude that you would be great friends with, like
your type of dude, Miles. Really why not man?
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Because he's top cocking. Yeah, he sounds like Billy Billy
ghosts Billy shows up. I mean he's probably ninety in Nashville,
and Billy wore boots and jeans for CMA Fest like
Billy the love of God throwing some shorts in a
tank too.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
It was ninety five degrees. Human, he's in those nice dressed,
freaking pants. It's a low country I'm like this, dude,
he's tripping sweat. But hey, not gonna take those, not
gonna not gonna downgrade the shorts.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Yeah, class doesn't sleep man.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Oh my gosh. But yeah, he promising the world. Oh yeah,
we're gonna be best friends. Oh yeah, here's my house
coming to the Halloween party. Oh, miss Pta. Oh, I'd
love to help out. I'd love to help out. Let
me see if he actually helps out.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
We guys, see another break.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
No, we gotta go home. Man.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
That was good though. Yeah, whenever the cameras are on,
that's when we bring it.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Yeah. Hey, happy Monday, guys, Happy Monday. I mean, do
we need to take a break.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
No, but can we please have a moment of silence
for a nation? Em That was not a moment.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
I don't know what you're talking dude. My cousin, Remember
how I told you that he was paying He paid
six hundred dollars. Look for him tonight home run derby.
If you watch the Major League Baseball Draft last night,
my cousin was all over it.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Witthead or whatever? Did he go one? Who Witthead?
Speaker 2 (41:54):
No, he didn't go hit number one, Gabaza or something
from someone from Australia.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Well, I didn't bet that. But hey, just see, guys, know,
if you're gonna win some easy money, what you can pick.
So there's eight guys, there's a top four. You're gonna
want to go Henderson, Azuna, Alonzo and Hernandez. Top four
seventeen times your money twenty five dollars will return you
four hundred and fifty. I went all based off of
height and launch angles. With sucks Aduls Garcia, you only
(42:20):
had seventeen when he played. He sucks. Who's another guy,
I don't know, the guy for the Indians now the Guardians,
Hernandez Ramirez, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he sucks, and
then Jose Ramirez Yeah, and then that's gotta be it.
But yeah, those are your winners. Henderson, Azuna, Alonzo, Hernandez,
(42:43):
easy money.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
All right, everybody, have a great day. I mean, I
don't know. It was just a weird weekend. Man, that
thing really threw me off. What Miles, Man, it's weird
to see him again.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Ray, that was the weirdest thing to happen on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
That was on Sunday, Man, that was on Sunday. We
gotta get out of here, man, Yeah, I already already
buzzed it, right, I've stopped the record ahead.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Mhm
Yeah, it's tough matching these up ray Today is Monday. Man.
When you're doing video and audio, it's just it's a
second type thing. It's nitpicky, but I mean it's a
big deal, but it is. It's tough. I'm an audio guy.
I'm used to just that now that we do the video,
it's a audio video. What's my name? What's your name?
Who am I? What's up? Man?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Uh? Yeah? And then you're like, oh, does this audio
go here? Does this video clip go here? And then
you got to learn how to read text messages because
sometimes you look like a real ass. That's how we're
gonna start it. Yeah, yeah, we'll start the show and
I'll tell you no, we're started. No, No, we got
to do the intro. You idiot.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
You mean loser, sore loser name Coulture. Let's go all right.
Arnold's off today. He is off all week, all week again. Yeah,
he's trying to find the next hawk. Tua girl still
on Broadways. She like or guy. It is her ten
minutes up already. No, she has staying power, dude. Tennessee
girl surprisingly sweet and carrying with animals in the community.
(01:03):
She'll be here for a long time to stay. All
we needed was the hawk Tua is the iceberg. We're
now seeing the glacier below the iceberg.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I did see where she was. There was a video.
I didn't click on it. She was saying the sad
part hard part about being famous now is people ask
her to do something, but I didn't click on the article.
I'm assuming people ask her to spit on them dance.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Okay, what do you want me to do with bonehead?
This story comes no, no, no, no, Chad.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I assume that people are asking her, hey, will you
spit on me? And she probably thinks that's a little weird.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I think somebody is trying to find the next hawk
toa and the girl actually did spit on the guy
and he goes, I think she spit on me, But hey,
it's the trenches out there. If you're trying to find
the next bigger batter hawk Tua, you're gonna get spit on.
You're gonna get slapped, you're gonna get punched, you're gonna
get chickened, you're gonna get cock danced.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I had a girl back in the day that used
to like to bite, and I wasn't down for that.
I did that a couple of times. I was like,
maybe I can get into that, and no, I'm done
with this. Didn't call her again.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
At least you were willing to experiment code no.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
No. The first time, I didn't know who was coming.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, well you'll know in you're handcuffed and ball gagged.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I mean when she bit me, I was like what
the I was like, Damn, that hurt, you know what
I mean? Like, I was like, maybe maybe she was
just drunk. Got drunk with her again. Now she bit
me again. I was like, no more, no more.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, they're each their own man fetishes.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
That was weird. Oh that hurt. And it left teeth
marks like I mean, it wasn't like a little playful.
I mean it was like a bite bite Like. I
was like, damn, girl, Like.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
All right, missionary man, let's get to the show. Yeah,
all right, we're gonna do a live we oh the one,
two three?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
So loser, what up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know
the most about sports, So I give you the sports facts,
my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Genius, y'all. It's says and I'm from the North, I'm
in Alpha male. I live on the north side of
Nashville with Baser. She was a Broadway girl. I took
her up to the country. Uh, population one hundred, population
three hundred, population seven hundred, and population eight hundred. Those
are the populations of the communities around me. Over to you,
coach man. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Sometimes I look like an ass and sometimes you have
to just like bite the bullet and apologize.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Not probably the best reference.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh anyway, I don't usually like like to apologize. I'm
pretty stubborn. I'm pretty hard headed. But there was an
incident on Friday. I woke up from my nap on
Friday afternoon to a barrage of text messages from Ray
and Morgan, and it was talking about, Hey, what day
(03:41):
are you guys doing the podcast next week? And Ray
said Monday, after the big show, and she goes, oh,
and Morgan replied, sorry, I'm locked in with a pod
with Amy at twelve thirty. And I woke up after
my nap and I see these text messages and all
(04:01):
I read was that, and I took that as she
needed the Clay and Buck studio and that we would
have to wait until after the Amy podcast to do
our podcast. And I half.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Asleep Clay Travis buck Sexton.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I replied, no, we're gonna be using that studio, and
Morgan replies, sorry, Amy's locked in at twelve thirty, and
I reply, no, no, podcast is more important than ours.
We've always used that studio. You're not gonna kick us
out for Amy's.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Podcast overreaction Sunday.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
No, it was Friday, and she replied, what what are
we even fighting about? I said, the Fox Sports studio
where Clay and Buck record. We use that every day.
Amy has never used it. You're not about to kick
us out of that studio on Monday for Amy, and
Morgan replied no. I I was just saying I have
(05:00):
to go set up the lounge or the performance garage
for Amy's podcast at twelve thirty, so I can't film
your whole podcast. And that's when I realized I should
wake up my nap fully before I start firing off
angry text messages. And I immediately put my head in
the sand and said, I am my bad. I am sorry.
(05:21):
I apologize my bad. I misunderstood totally my fault. I
looked like an idiot.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Hell of a recap. I actually read it to Laura
it was so cringe and I like to laugh at
stuff like that. And she said the thing she was
most surprised about is you said in there, I'm drunk. Sorry,
And I said, he actually wasn't drunk.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
No, I was just I literally was just waking up
from a nap. But if you use i'm drunk, that's
usually an excuse that gets you out of a lot
of things.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
But then that's also I don't like the reference because
then you're picking on alcoholics.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
No, it's true, but when you're drunk you say stuff
sometimes like oh, my bad, I was drunk, made a
bad decision, So I did. I did apologize, and it
was my bad. I just misread the text message.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Can you put the microphone so it's not facing down
to buck Sexton's.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, yeah, go ahead. It was my fault. It was
my bad. And then I saw Morgan today. First thing
I did is my bad.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I'm really happy you apologize. But when we started, like
when the text exchange started, I'm in the headspace of
I'm gonna come help you guys, you know, I show
up a new video for you every so often, And
then immediately Lunchbox was like choosing violence.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I had no idea what was going on.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I don't think he had any idea what was going on.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
But we were fighting.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
We were fighting hard, and then he realized and I
was like, okay, But I wondered, Ray, did you know
what we were talking about the whole time? And lunchbox
was just lost.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
But she didn't say anything about recording in the text.
I thought she was saying that studio is locked in
for Amy at twelve thirty, is how I read it.
And so I was like like a steam engine coming
out my ears.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Sadly, I put lunch in the category raised my parents,
not understanding social cues and social sentences and quick anger.
So I assumed that he misread a text. I was golfing.
When I golfed, my new rule is I don't read text.
So I accidentally did read one O or two of them,
and it already was throwing off my golf game. And
I said, I'm shelving this until four hours later. And
I actually shelved it until three days later because it
(07:19):
was so damn awkward. But yes, he totally had no
idea what you were saying. Somebody offering their time to
come film, and as he's like, I'm putting my stake
in the ground. This is our studio.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
You want to come help me?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
By gulla dog No wait, but he apologized, em are
we all good?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I think we're always fighting.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
My time I was in here, we were really fighting.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
We see, and I think you misinterpreted the last time
you asked about our relationship. And all I did was
explain to you my point of view of where what
happened in the past. It was nothing to do with
the future. It was just the past.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Are we in a better place?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I thought we were in a better place, but then
when I got those text on Briday, I was like,
We're not in a better place, and I'm gonna explode.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Apology accepted a handshake on it.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, handshake, Hey, next time, just put video in there.
So I just I misread it. It was my fault. It
was completely my bad, and I owned it and I
was I went downstairs. I'm like, man, I really I
am an idiot. She's like what and I told her
and she goes, yeah, that's your bad. I was like,
all good.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I wake up disoriented from naps too from time to time. Back, Hey,
I gotta go run these cameras now.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Okay, thank you. So that was my awkward start to
the weekend.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Did you like my parents?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Man?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I always have to explain stuff in sentences. I would
never make a Hawk Tour reference in a sentence. And
the same thing with texting you. I wouldn't even text
hawk to it to you because you wouldn't know what
it meant. A week ago and you didn't. No, I
saw Ray what is hawk Towey?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I said, why is it so popular? I saw the
like pictures of her, but I didn't never watch the
video and that's why I was behind. I was like, man,
is it really worth clicking on the video? Plus I
don't have Twitter anymore, so I don't see a lot
of things because my Twitter was hacked. I no longer
have a Twitter. I miss a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Of things, and they don't care about the average man.
Scooba loses his Facebook, Facebook Zuckerberg won't even respond to him,
and then you got Elon Musk with X. He's not
even restating your account.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
There's no response. I've done five follow up emails to
them and not a single reply from X about getting
me my stupid Twitter back? And why do I just
call it X? It's Twitter? It'll always be Twitter, so
help me. Yes.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
And so the guy that took over your account, Radio
Lunchbox all sometimes message him and say, hey, will you
please repost this for the sore losers. I realize you
took over his account book, can you please help us
out a little bit?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
And what does he say?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I don't think he ever does or responds. It's a
listener from the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Well someone, Okay, someone took all my follower I don't
know how it all works. I don't really understand, but yes,
and then someone put up Radio Lunchbox and I will
just never have the time or effort to build back
my Twitter, Like, I just I'm not going to do it.
It's not worth the effort to me. I can't get
all those people back. They're just not going to come
back to me.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Dude, you're at that age where you give up on
social media. That's sad.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
No, I don't know, but I don't even know Twitter
is even popular anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Probably not.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
It's kind of a disaster over there, like it's just
crap everywhere.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
It's still good for news, though, And if I need
to see his starting lineup for baseball, you go over to.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Egg I go to Rotoballer.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Okay, I used to go to Roto World, but now
they don't do it anymore. Now they partnered with NBC
Sports Edge, and you go to NBC Sports Edge. You
got to pay for a premium membership. If you want
to get insight on a guy's groin. Good god, where
can I get my information nowadays without paying for it?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Well, you have to be inside because the groin is
on the inner side of the lake.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Dude, low key. Rotor World used to be the best.
I mean, they would give you a breakdown. Hey, Bronny,
this what happened with his leg. It was just his
dad tripped over getting breakfast in the morning. He's good,
They'll be all fine two days now. Oh, you got
to click on this site. Go to there, go to
this search this.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, you go to the one and it's expected lineup
or confirmed lineup. That's really all I look at, and
I'm like, okay, cool, they're playing.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I just go whenever I do this for beat the
streak and also gambling purposes. If I want to see
who the starting pitcher is, all you do is type
in the team and they'll post it immediately when the
it comes out. On their Twitter.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Well, yeah, see, I'm not on Twitter anymore, so I
don't really know. I hate Twitter effect. Twitter is killing
me because I'm missing everything. So, yes, I was in
a bad mood Friday. My fault. I apologize. That's how
my weekend started. How did your weekend start? How did
the golf go?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Golf was great, baser. I think I took a nap
and says, hey, I want you to go golf. I'm
gonna drop you off at the golf course with a
twelve rack. I had a hell of a time, had
a designated driver, played by myself, Nobody behind me, nobody
in front of me because it's ninety degrees out. Absolute
best day. Found out why I love golf. I fell
(11:52):
back in love with the love of my life, my wife, yes,
but also golf. And it was awesome.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
You had a twelve rack, you play golf by yourself?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, it was my Have you ever top three best
times on the golf course?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Really?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yes? Because I you're rushed. The reason we're not having
fun is because, hey, man, hit that. Hey listen to
this funny joke. That's not funny. Hey, hurry there, hey man,
you hit the little ball before the big ball, a
bunch of stupid ass stuff that everybody does.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Or hey, they hit one, I'll take it. Well, no crap,
you'll take it because you hit it, hey, so you
have to take it. Breakfast ball in the first hey man,
two off the deck. Okay, guys, you're out there, you're
hearing the birds. You actually concentrate.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
But you don't realize is when you're playing by yourself
and there's nobody behind you, you have more time for
a shot. I hit one or two bad shots the
entire day. Sure, sometimes I wouldn't hit on the green,
but I hit it flush, so there's nothing to be
mad about. I was just a lined wrong.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I agree with you. Sometimes I hit it long, I
hit it left. But as long as I hit it,
I'm like, that's a good shot. If I just straighten it,
or if I aim a little bit better, Hey, nothing wrong
with that. The ones you get mad about are the
ones you hit chili dip three yards, ten yards.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
And there was one I hit water, but it was
a beautiful drive, So I said self, I had time
to actually do this because there wasn't a guy up
my ass. There wasn't a friend making awkward jokes to
my left and there wasn't some other guy talking to
his wife on the right. It was just me and
I said, hey, you had a great shot. It went
in the water, but I probably hit it three hundred yards.
Nothing to be mad about that dropped. Hit a beautiful
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shot onto the green. Messed a couple putts and I said, self,
you missed a putt. Who cares? But dude, it was
a beautiful day. And what ended it that made it
the best ever? Started it by the lady telling me, hey,
our computers are down. Can you pay at the end.
So after nine, I'm a little fuzzy baser says, hey,
call me at nine. She's pulled up and I said, hey,
should I pay because the lady told me to come
(13:42):
back and pay? And I said, you know what, I'm honest, Abe,
I'm gonna go in there and pay. And I said, ma'am,
I did not pay when I started my round because
your system was down. I would like to pay now.
She said, sir, our system is still down. It is
free conngradge up, Glatians. You just got a free round
of golf. I mean, that's those These are the moments
you realize why we golf. That was it. It was
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just an epiphany and it was all by myself, and
I realized the only person between me and my family,
my cat, my wife. Maybe I just need myself in
my life. I make myself laugh. I've never laughed more
on the course. I was texting justin pictures and that
we were laughing and stuff. But dude, don't be rushed
on the golf course if you are guarantee, it takes
(14:26):
away from the fun of it. And I'll hang up
and listen.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I one agree with you. Thank you. I went and
played golf Ray without you, without you because you didn't
invite me. So I'm gonna go play some golf.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
You actually did invite me, but you invited me to
a city two hours from here. I think it's where
Hawktu is from. I'll pass.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I did invite you, about thirty minutes south of town Ray.
It's me random kid Cody and Hawk Tooy and random
kid Cody. That's where he lives and he works the
night shift, so he has a certain window, can't drive
far to the golf course because he has to be
at work at night, gets a little nap in the
mor goes play golf. Then he goes and works the
overnight at FedEx. And so we went to the course, right,
(15:05):
and I looked online and it was forty dollars a
person on the you know golf now, right, And I'm like,
then they charge you all these fees and it's like
forty four dollars per person. I'm like, well, I don't
want to pay all those fees. I'll just call them
and say, hey, I want to play golf. You got
a tea time?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
All right?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
And I know what team time they have available because
it's on golf now. So I call them up. Oh, yeah,
I'd like to make a tea time for two. Yeah,
for one thirty. Oh we do have one thirty? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Can you put us down for two? Cool?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
All right?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Bye? Cool. We show up to the golf course and
I roll up and I'm like, yeah, I mean I
got the one thirty. He's all right, Cool, that'll be
fifty two dollars.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
We may have golfed at the exact same time, thirty
minutes away from each other, under the same sky, in
the same sun.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, the same heat, the same you know, scorching hot sun.
And I said, wait, fifty two dollars. Why didn't I
book it online on golf Now for forty four. I
thought it'd be cheaper in person. No, it was more
expensive to go to the damn course, even with all
those fees, and I was pissed.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I heard onlines as cheap as you can get.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
So I paid the fifty two dollars and I go
out and I'm like, let's get this round started. And
I bought some new sunscreen and I shake it up,
sh and I spray it on me ray and it's white.
It doesn't rub in. I don't know what kind of
sunscreen I bought.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Sorry, random k Cody, I'm whiteface.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
No, no, I looked like Casper the Ghost dude. My
arms were just all straight white.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I'm not a doctor, but it's probably SPF seventy five.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Uh No, it was SBF fifty beach bump. It was
SPF one hundred, baby, And I'm like, I don't know,
and I'm just rubbing and rubbing and rubbing, and it
wouldn't it wouldn't go in. So I was just white.
I looked like a little kid. You know those people
the pool that have it on their nose and they
don't rub it in. My whole body looked like.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
That you really care how you look.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
No, but it was just and then the whiteness is
rubbing off on my shirt and on my shorts, so
I'm just sun sunscreened everywhere everywhere.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Ray I put it all over my body.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
And that was it.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I mean it was it was Hey, Cody, give me
a minute.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
It was a fun round of golf. We enjoyed it.
We had fun with each other. We talked a little
bit about live talked about kids. He's about to head
up to Boston for a week for vacation. His wife's
driving up there with the kids and he's gonna go
for a week and he's just he was like, man,
it's been three years or whatever, how many years since
I've proposed to my girl, And it's been this many
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years since we got engaged, like the wedding day, and
I'm like, wow, man, that's amazing. His kid was turning three.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
That's why I don't golf with people. Well, did you
bring the yearbook? I'd love to look at it. Do
they have any finger paintings?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Talked about job interviews he had and things like that,
and how life is at FedEx. It was a great
round of golf.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Man, are we going to break.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
We're gonna go to and I'm gonna come back and
tell you.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Something before you tell us something. And even better tease
than that, I have a pro tip that everybody can
do to play the best round of your life. Okay, right,
consider me on the edge of my seat. Why pay
for the whole thing when you only need the edge.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Not to get all deep and stuff, I just thought,
why do I not have my swag on the golf
course anymore? I had my nice shirts that I got
for Christmas, backwards hat, sunglasses.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I had my Nighthawks shirt on just in case you
were wondering. What I realized is I was wearing these
golf shoes.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I didn't feel like a pimpin And I thought, well,
what's different when I chip I'm wearing my white rebox.
They're not golf shoes, but I'm wearing my white reebox.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Can't wear them on the golf course. They're gonna get
all the grass is gonna they're gonna turn green.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
So then I thought to my best friend in the world,
who we met once and interviewed, please go back to
that interview Bob Menry, And I thought, what do Bob
Menory do when he plays golf. He never wears golf shoes,
and I thought, I wonder why he does that. I
don't know if this is the exact reason, but I said, hey,
I just want to feel cool on the golf course.
Dam I'm tired of feeling like a douche and I
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love my shoes that I got. I just don't feel
like a badass, like the socks don't look good with him.
I feel like a schmuck. I feel like a douchebag.
I feel like a jumoke. So I said, why not
just wear my rebox on the course. Who gives a shit?
So I wear my rebox. Bro, Now I realize the
reason Bob Menory doesn't wear golf shoes. You don't overswing.
(19:35):
You put on those golf shoes. All of a sudden,
you got cleats, and some of them like three inches
five inches. Not talking about that talking about golf shoes.
But what I'm telling you is, dude, you just give
me four because arnold yep, inside joke, dude, I'm telling
you do it tomorrow, do it the next day. Whenever
you're gonna go. Lord knows you're going a couple times
this week. Wear you're normal. Whatever you're wearing right now.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
I'm not gonna I'm wearing my Brooks running shoes on
the golf course.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
It worked for me, dude. I guess what I do
is I latch in and I just think I can
swing for the hills. I didn't once do that in it.
Because of that, I didn't overswing. So try it out
your truckers. If you guys golf, what else do you do?
Tractor guys, I know you don't golf or whatever.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
You have to think about what the golf shoes do
for you. Because we went to Arizona one time, went
to Arizona as me, my brother, that's batter's box.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
I have the clip ready, ray, what if everybody that's
a batter's box.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
My dad and my uncle Doug. Uncle Doug's fireman out there,
fire captain, fire chief, whatever you call it, and we
decided to go play golf. We get up to that
first tea box and my dad steps up, goes swings
that driver, boom falls right on his ass because he
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didn't have golf shoes on right well, he was wearing
bald he was wearing tennis shoes and there was a
little bit of a do on the ground. And that's
why you have to wear golf shoes because instances like
that on the first team, when everybody's waiting, all the
people they are gonna see off afters are waiting and
he falls flat on his ass.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I'm not saying it's working for everybody, but there's something
to it.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
You gotta believe that there are some badass golf shoes
out there. You're just not looking in the right places.
You gotta look online. You can't just walk into academy
or you can't walk into Dicks because you'll walk out
looking like a dick. You gotta look. I mean, you're
telling me Ricky Fowler doesn't have some badass looking golf shoes.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I did get him at digs.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
That's it. Yeah, there's these professional players. There have to
be some kind of cool golf shoes. I don't ever
look at people's golf shoes. I have no idea what
people wear. If there's cool styles. I haven't had a
new Pairent about seven years. I got mine free at
the Eric Church golf tournament seven years ago, and I've
never bought a new pair because I'm so cheap, and
I'm hoping I'm gonna get in a turn where I'm
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gonna win some new shoes, or get new shoes, or
someone's gonna give me some new golf shoes.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
But yes, I got a birthday coming up. I do
July twenty fifth, and the nation is no longer allowed
to buy us presidents. You guys have been too kind presents.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I mean they did that one time and we actually
got an email about that. Oh you want to hear
that email. It's for someone that I didn't think listen
to the show anymore. Gerald Muriel thought he was too
many the in depression lamb because the Raider's gonna suck
so bad.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
He said, they're not gonna be bad. They got that
Bowers kid at tight end.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
He said, lunchs birthday. This popped up in my memories.
How are these shoes doing? Did you ever wear them?
Happy early birthday, coach, Gerald Muriel? And they made custom
sore Losers cleats for me for soccer, and I gotta
be honest, I've never worn them.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
See that's why you guys don't give his presidence no more.
And I asked Eddie, no if he does that, dumb
ass bag that they got him rarely uses it.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
He never walked.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
That's my presence. Are just the weirdest thing.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
No, here's the thing. He custom painted these nice soccer cleats.
So they just sit on a shelf because they look cool,
all right. I don't want to just I don't want
to ruin them because if I play in them, I
feel like the paint's gonna rub off and they're gonna
get ruined. So instead I just have them on a
shelf and with all the book like in the I
guess it's called the office. And so no, I've never
(23:20):
worn them, but yes they're still on display. And I
look at him and I'm like, should I wear those?
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Nap?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Shouldn't? It's pretty crazy that he was able to paint
those like that. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
What kind of office stuff are you doing?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
No, I don't do any office stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Where should the next sore losers?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Convention?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
No, No, that's where my wife has a computer, just
in case when she's working on convention stuff. Is that
a good place, Charlotte, Charleston? How about Albuquerque?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I don't know, but I feel like we found a
decent city in Nashville Vegas. It's got to be a
place we can't.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Vegas was too expensive. Everything was too expensive.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Oh really, yeah we only lost money.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah we only lost like twenty fres But I'm not.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Talking about as the unit as the sore Losers Convention Committee.
As a couple, me and Bezer, I think each lost
five k.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Like I thought gamblely, I thought about like Evansville.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I paid for the party busy. What do I think you, dude?
I get up to Vegas and I start thinking I'm
a fifty thousand dollars millionaire.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I thought about like an Evansville, But I don't know
how easy it is to get to. It's not easy
to get to.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
It's not because people would all have to take cars.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Right or they'd have to take planes to somewhere then
drive there. I don't think there's airport in Evansville, Indiana.
I may be wrong speaking about that. We're going to
Justin's birthday at Evansville. When that's coming up, we're gonna
need to steal that we get for a free night.
Wait wait, wait, how hold on? I didn't even get
invited to Justin's birthday at Evansville.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
That leads me to say this, I don't know, if
it's a two day thing, I kind of think you
just blow your load first day. It's a stay the
night type place. I mean, it's Vegas.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
It's a hotel. Dude, you can spend the night.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I get it. But the tables, when do they like
there's a lot going on in Evansville. There's no night life,
there's no amazing dinners. What are you gonna do to
fill the time of two days? Just gamble? Craps that
they got terrible plan.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
They gotta have a pool.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
They justn't. Hey, man, hey we should we should just
gamble the whole time. That's a terrible plan. If you
go to Vegas and say we're gonna gamble the whole time,
you lose your ass. You've got to have a dinner
line up, you've gotta have shows, you gotta have the fountains,
you gotta have a trip to the dispensary.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
You gotta have a trip to you know, look at
the Flamingos or the the.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I think they close that place. Oh dude, we're outdated.
I ain't been there.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Oh my god, dude, have you seen the mirage?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
We're gonna go there and be like, where's the Mirage.
Where's the flamingos? Hey? What happened to MGM?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Grand Dude?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I think it's still there, dude.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Have you not seen what's going on to the mirage
though they're closing their doors.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
On the seventeenth. Well, I saw that a bunch of
the computers will go out, so.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
They have to pay out like one point five million
dollars in slot machine winnings by then, and so people
are literally fighting over the slot machines. Police are being
called in because people are knocking people off the slot
machine so they can play it.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
How does that work? So then they know when they
can tip a machine in one.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Direction legally because they have progressive parlay or progressive payouts
on their slot machine.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
So the payoffsoud be bigger than they typically would.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Right, they have to be all paid out by the
time the doors close, and so people are literally fighting
over the slots. There are security guards standing by the
slot machines, so like people can go piss and come
back and play the machine.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
And I thought Vegas was free if you want to
stay in hotels? Am I not right on this?
Speaker 2 (26:42):
What do you mean me? And no, the hotels are
not free?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Okay, so not to confuse people with Evansville. Evansville is
a place, a very beautiful city. We gamble in Indiana.
Vegas is a beautiful city. We gamble in Arizona. What Nevada?
What Las Vegas? Yeah, Nevada. Some of it is in Arizona.
Some of the desert that we cross over it. Oh
probably yeah, Okay, so Vegas. Anyways, we go there. I
(27:05):
thought rooms are free. We're thinking in the next couple
months to go to vacation there, and Bezer hits me
up and tells me it's me seven hundred dollars. Frck
to me, pardon my stupidity. I thought Vegas gives out
free rooms, so you go stay and then gamble with them.
How does it cost seven hundred dollars? I thought? People say,
all the time all was comped. How do you get
(27:26):
comped rooms in Vegas?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Do you have a player's card?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Ray?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
No, right, A player's card is used to track your gambling,
and with that player's card, they comp you rooms.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
And the problem with that is they don't do it
at craps and by jack, No, they do, right, they do.
I'll do it this time your bubble Craps. You can
insert your your card into the machine and it just
tallies how long you play, how much you gamble, and
you just do it and it just racks it up
and racks it up. So if I go one weekend
a year ago, that's gonna get me free rooms?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
I don't no, I have never gotten a free room
in my life. And maybe who gets the free rooms?
Everybody would love to know who's getting talk to says
they get free rooms right right? The gays are just
plugged it into the computer and said it's seven hundred
dollars at link was three hundred, and Bellagio could be
(28:23):
a thousand.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Who gets the copped rooms?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Here's the thing. I need to figure it out because
I'm an idiot and I've never done it. I used
to get free rooms at the Cosmo because my wife
worked there, so we got free rooms. But Garrett, he
doesn't gamble as much as me. That dude gets free rooms. Dude,
he went to the Wind a couple months ago. Three
nights free at the Wind. But usually you have to
(28:49):
go on a Wednesday or a Monday through Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Which does work with our vacations exactly. So that could
work for you, and then we're not totally stupid. No, no, no, no,
there's betting sites in Tennessee that can convert to vegas stuff.
Baser has already looked at it, but you still pay
in the hundreds. So I want to know who the
hell gets the free rooms.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
You can call the hotel and ask for a discount,
say hey, what's the deal? Or DM them on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
We do have that lady that hooked us up for
my bachelor party.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, she no longer she opened her own business. But
then we went to Paris. I way, I had hookup
and you didn't you stay with Michael.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Michael had a nice room and I stayed on his couch.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah, because you were not going to pay for your
own room on your bachelor party.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
And you guys got me random candy? Or did Baser
give me? Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
And that was just that was that dude that got
you random candy.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Somebody gave me a bunch of random candy as a
care package and I left it for Michael to wake
up to when I left him that morning at four am.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
So weird. When we come back, I'm gonna talk about
full circle moment, awkward weekend, all wrapped in one right
after this, right I'm gonna take you back now memory
lane to halloweens ago. So about a year and a
half ago.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
This isn't a dated podcast. Today is July seventeen.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Here here's the deal. We were going to this teen
My oldest son is starting kindergarten this year, and so
yesterday they had a kindergarten get to know where they
have pizza. They have Caprice Sons, and they have it
at the playground of the school, so all the incoming kindergarteners,
the kids can run around and meet each other, and
the parents can meet each other and it's just sort
(30:31):
of a fun activity. Well, as we're driving to the event,
my wife goes, hey.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Forgot the birth certificates.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Not funny too soon, she goes, what are you gonna
do if we see Miles there? I said, Oh, I'm
not gonna talk to him. She's like, are you crazy?
You're just gonna act like you don't know him, said,
will not talk to him. So let me tell you
who Miles is.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Right, call me in the know, not in the know,
Who's Miles?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
This is a full circle moment. A year and a
half ago, there was a Halloween like parade at a
local park where you dress your kids up and they
parade through the farmer's market they hand out candy, and
then we played on the playground where we're standing in
the line before the parade starts, and this guy walks
(31:27):
up with his two kids and he starts talking, Hey man,
I'm Miles like, hey man, what's up, Miles, Nice to
meet you. Me and Miles chat the whole time. We
go to the playground, our kids play together, Miles's mom
is with him, Miles is my age. His mom was
in town visiting, and we start talking to Miles and boom,
we're hanging out. We're talking to his mom for two hours,
(31:49):
hanging out with Miles, and Miles.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Is like of a mom.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
About and Miles is like, hey man, I should get
your number. You know where do you live? I tell
them are on Live. He goes, dude, we live like
maybe four minutes from your house. I'm like great, He's like,
my wife's out of town this weekend. But man, we
had just moved here from South Carolina. We'd love. We're
trying to, you know, meet new people and get together.
So we start a group text me my wife, Miles,
(32:19):
Miles's wife, and we're chatting boom boom boom, what's up?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Houses go, it's just the partners talking to each other.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
You're like, hey, and I say, hey, we're having a
block party this weekend for Halloween. We got you know,
we're gonna shut down the street. He's like, oh my gosh,
sounds great. Love to be there. And then on Friday
we're like, hey, here's the address. You're still playing on
coming nothing. So Saturday, the day of the party, like, hey, man,
(32:48):
just saying, what's up, man, letting you know the parties
to night, love to see you there. Nothing. Busy doesn't respond.
So then we go to the party and we're talking
to the host the house that has the you know
where they set up everything in their front yard and
blocked off the street. And the girl that lives there,
her name is Nicole. She says, wait, I know Miles
(33:12):
and his wife. I'm like, how do you know Miles
and his wife? She goes, Oh, they moved here from
South Carolina. She was like, I have a mutual friend
with the wife. So they put us in contact.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Quote unquote mutual friend.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
She goes, my girlfriend from college, went to high school
with her and they're friends. Yankey, So She goes, I've
been texting with Miles's wife like six months ago, and
we planned to meet up at the playground and then
she ghosted me. She quit talking to me, and I said, well,
she ghosted us too, and guess what. They didn't show
up to the block party, Ray. They never responded to
(33:49):
the whole Hey, sorry, we're not gonna be able to
make it. They just stop talking to us. Nothing. And
so my wife, as we're driving to this kindergarten thing, says, so,
what if you see Miles. I'm like, why would we
see Miles? She goes, because his kid was the same
age as our kid and they were starting kindergarten at
the same time. I said, I will not talk to him,
(34:09):
but he's not gonna be there anyway. We walk up, right,
Who's the first person I see at the kindergarten.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Meetup talking to three hens? Miles. Yeah, big dick Miles.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
He is standing there by one of the picnic tables,
got his arms crossed and he's got long pants on
when it's ninety five degrees.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Outside South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Dude, classy, yeah, yes, dressed very like dressed, nice little
country and I'm like, wow, and I see him immediately,
and I go over and I grab a piece of
pizza and I'm eating it and I'm sitting over there
and my wife comes up. She goes, I said, I
already know saw him. First thing. She goes, You're gonna
talk to him? No chance. I just sat there and
(34:55):
I looked at him, and I said, what would I?
And I told my wife what would I say to him?
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Like?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Hey, man, remember when we met at that park and
you blew us off or what? I like, I don't
even know him and I've never met him in my life.
What option would you go with?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Right, Well, you've got to go with to met you already.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
So you gotta go hey man, remember we exchanged numbers,
we're in a group thread, and you didn't text back.
That's what you go with? Yeah, okay, Because then my
wife's like, hey, should I just text after this and
be like, hey, it was good to see you guys again.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Sometimes a group of threads run dry, dude, and you
just end them.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Man.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
A Gatlinburg thread has been dried up for five line.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
But this wasn't dried up. We were making plans for
a Halloween block party. They were all in and then
they just disappeared, and then I see his wife for
the first time. She's there.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
She's looking good, she looked great. I'm sure I don't
know is Miles got a wandering eye?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
And so I'm just sitting there, going do I talk
to this guy?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Do I talk to him? Stop beating around the den?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
So then Nicole shows up with her kid.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Dude, no wonder there's affairs in this country, And to
I would.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Have been I said, hey, so you know Miles and
his wife are here, because no way which ones? And
I point him out. She goes, She goes, I'm not
gonna talk to him, and I said, either of I.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
I got a special place in my heart for you.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
I kept my eye on Miles the whole night. He
never made a mood towards me, didn't approach me, didn't
talk to me, didn't say a word.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
You guys just weren't his type of couple.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Man, What do you mean He's the one that said
we I should get your number a.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Birth certificate forgetting He acted three under six. He's probably
got two under two.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Dude, Then don't ask for my number. He asked for
my number. I didn't ask for his number. He asked
for my number.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Sometimes relationships progress and then sometimes they just remain stagnant.
But he said yes, and the Dodds have progressed, although
stagnant over the last couple of months because they are
pregnant with child. But again again, but we'll progress. Whoa,
we'll broaking news, yes, but they're not on a show.
(37:03):
They're not on the show. We don't break news of
people that aren't members of the show. So that relationship
has remained stagnant. Looking for that to progress. Us with
the Van's ants will always remain stagnant until Gatlinburg comes
around again. You just got to realize that for you
and Miles, just because you guys didn't bang it out
right away, maybe that's just how it is. That text
(37:24):
thread just goes cold. It's a cold case. I get
it's a cold case.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
But why would they not just say, hey, we're not
gonna make it to the Halloween party because you don't
have to, Okay?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
And back in the day, why could you not ghost
your friends? Why could you not ghost? Why could you
not ghost back in the day when you were in
second grade?
Speaker 2 (37:43):
I don't know, right, because.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
You're stuck in a classroom with that kid for the
next year. Dude. Nowadays, you're never gonna see Miles again.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Oh lo and behold, I lo and behold, and we're
gonna here's what's gonna happen. I know this is what's
gonna happen. Miles's kid is gonna be in the same
classroom as my kid, no doubt about it. But don't worry.
Miles walked up to the head person of the PTA
is like, oh man, me and my wife, we'd really
like to help out, just you know, let us know
what we can get involved in. I'm like, okay, Miles,
(38:11):
are you gonna do what you did to me? And say,
oh yeah, I want to be involved and then disappear
because you were oh oh yeah, I really want to
come to that Halloween party. Oh yeah, And then you disappeared.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Miles is the cock of the walk, and he showed
his dominance in that backyard next to that palm tree.
Where was this at South Carolina?
Speaker 2 (38:31):
It was at the park when I met him, I
lost track of the city and then and even told
us where he lives. So every time I drive by him,
like which one I wonder which one's Myles house?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Is the old address? Huh not street? When we meet
the neighbors. I'm like, oh, yeah, we're over there. Don't
ever come to my house.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Yeah yeah, So, I mean that was my awkward encounter
at the playground. It was like a full circle. Holy crap,
this is crazy.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
He gave the address line for line, yeah, asked.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
For my number, said hey, I'm gonna add your wife
and my wife to the group. Threat. I mean, he
did it all aggressive and then that's what I'm saying,
and then to just disappear, and then he reappears at
kindergarten pizza. Oh he has some nerve. This dude has
some freaking nerves.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
You got some nerve, Miles.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Oh yeah, but don't worry who stayed at the party longer?
Me or Miles?
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Miles, because you no wander.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
I stayed longer. I wasn't gonna let Miles rule that playground.
You I ruled that.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
But I want to know why you stayed the longest
at an adult party. That's when the weird stuff happens. Oh, Miles,
all out last year. I'm the only peacock here. I'll
watch after these hens. You run along now, Miles.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
But you want to know how many new kids my
son met?
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Zero? Because you were just big talking the entire time
and never let anybody else talk.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Correct. He didn't talk to any new kids.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
He knew like five chicks numbers. Your wife met nobody.
Your kids have no new friends.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
I'm my wife met some people. It's because my kid
played with kids he knew, or he wanted to play
soccer with me, and so we went up and played soccer.
He's so excited that they have a soccer field that
they can play on during recess. That's all he cares about.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
My favorite is, oh, you should be friends with this person.
All determine Sweetye, who I'm friends with. I heard her
husband is really nice. All determine that firsthand Football Sunday,
when we're watching a game drinking a beer. I'll be
the guy that just says that, Oh, I think you
guys should be really good together. I'll be the final
say so on that one.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
I don't know, Ray, I think you will be. There's
a dude that you would be great friends with, like
your type of dude, Miles. Really why not man?
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Because he's top cocking. Yeah, he sounds like Billy Billy
ghosts Billy shows up. I mean he's probably ninety in Nashville,
and Billy wore boots and jeans for CMA Fest like
Billy the love of God throwing some shorts in a
tank too.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
It was ninety five degrees. Human, he's in those nice dressed,
freaking pants. It's a low country I'm like this, dude,
he's tripping sweat. But hey, not gonna take those, not
gonna not gonna downgrade the shorts.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Yeah, class doesn't sleep man.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Oh my gosh. But yeah, he promising the world. Oh yeah,
we're gonna be best friends. Oh yeah, here's my house
coming to the Halloween party. Oh, miss Pta. Oh, I'd
love to help out. I'd love to help out. Let
me see if he actually helps out.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
We guys, see another break.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
No, we gotta go home. Man.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
That was good though. Yeah, whenever the cameras are on,
that's when we bring it.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Yeah. Hey, happy Monday, guys, Happy Monday. I mean, do
we need to take a break.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
No, but can we please have a moment of silence
for a nation? Em That was not a moment.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
I don't know what you're talking dude. My cousin, Remember
how I told you that he was paying He paid
six hundred dollars. Look for him tonight home run derby.
If you watch the Major League Baseball Draft last night,
my cousin was all over it.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Witthead or whatever? Did he go one? Who Witthead?
Speaker 2 (41:54):
No, he didn't go hit number one, Gabaza or something
from someone from Australia.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Well, I didn't bet that. But hey, just see, guys, know,
if you're gonna win some easy money, what you can pick.
So there's eight guys, there's a top four. You're gonna
want to go Henderson, Azuna, Alonzo and Hernandez. Top four
seventeen times your money twenty five dollars will return you
four hundred and fifty. I went all based off of
height and launch angles. With sucks Aduls Garcia, you only
(42:20):
had seventeen when he played. He sucks. Who's another guy,
I don't know, the guy for the Indians now the Guardians,
Hernandez Ramirez, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he sucks, and
then Jose Ramirez Yeah, and then that's gotta be it.
But yeah, those are your winners. Henderson, Azuna, Alonzo, Hernandez,
(42:43):
easy money.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
All right, everybody, have a great day. I mean, I
don't know. It was just a weird weekend. Man, that
thing really threw me off. What Miles, Man, it's weird
to see him again.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Ray, that was the weirdest thing to happen on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
That was on Sunday, Man, that was on Sunday. We
gotta get out of here, man, Yeah, I already already
buzzed it, right, I've stopped the record ahead.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Mhm
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