July 17, 2024 • 46 mins
In this episode Lunchbox reveals how he was able to "scam" some folks all in the name of Lionel Messi. Do you think this was a scam or just a good business move? On this day 6 years ago Lunchbox had his life changed forever so he takes a few minutes to reflect on that journey. Also a special nurse gets a shout out for her work in the NICU that we will never forget. Plus Ray brings us Texts From Justin! Happy Birthday BabyBox!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hello, hey, yo, Hey, hey Chicago. What do you say
the Cubs are going to win today?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You see the person across the way that hangs a
Cubs flag?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
No, because I go out the back, it is in
the back.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's in the alley.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
But you got it.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Once you're leaving the alley, you gotta look to your
rear view mirror and there's a white, blue w Cubs flag. Ah,
I haven't seen it, but it's hanging there every day.
I thought you only hang it when they win. Yeah,
you're only supposed to hang it when you win. When
if they lose, you gotta take it down. If they
don't have a game, you got to take it down.
You can't leave it out every day.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
See, that's what I thought the rule was. And soil.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Last summer, I thought, damn, Cubs are one hundred and
sixty two and oh and then I looked and they
didn't even make the playoffs? Did they?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Ah? No, I don't think they did.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
If they did, they got knocked out in the wild card.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah. Yeah, but my kids do still walk around the
house every day and sing that song. My two year
old sings it. Oh my gosh, he loves it. It's catchy, catchy.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I mean, it's one of those stadium songs Boston's got
Is it the Journey song?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
No, no, no, there's his Sweet Carolina bom.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It's you gotta be jealous of your other sports teams
that you don't have a song. Red Sox got one,
Cubs got one, Bowls have got the intro that they're
known for. They still do that intro. It counts, okay,
the fact that you have. But it's all the older teams.
I mean the Rockies, Grizzlies have one white socks.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
No that Memphis Grizzlies have one.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Not playing that sound anymore? What is jaw back?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Dude? Shut up? He was back last year and he
got hurt. He came back last year, he played a
few games. You're not gonna do the Memphis the gunshot?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yes, all right, let's go.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
You ready, Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Arnold is off this week?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Why is he still off? All right?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
So that's what I was gonna start doing. His intro
was gonna be famous. Quotes that happened from the night
before is how I'm gonna lead it. So haktua. Then
Arnold goes hack two, let's go, and then if there
was a famous, a popular quote that happened the night before,
like Gundhy guys have done a thousand times drink a
couple of beers, Arnold, don't say that got it and drove.
(02:17):
That would be, but we would start it with an
important quote from the night before.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
So you're gonna work on finding important quotes from the
night before. Yes, okay, I love it. How'd you do today?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
That was an idea I wanted to pitch before we started.
All right, let's roll, all right, we're gonna do a
live we oh the one, two, three, So losers.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius. Yo.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
It's sis, and I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.
I met a Broadway girl, took her to the suburbs,
to the country. We now live out there. It's nothing
but crops. Every rancher has about one hundred acres. Met
a relative the other day that has thirty nine acres,
and he said he doesn't come down from the hill.
He says sometimes he'll come and guys have tight shorts.
All of a sudden, and they all wear earrings, and
he wonders what happens. It'll be years before he comes
(03:14):
into the town. And I said, holy hell, can that
be me? And that is me at sixty five when
I retire. Over to you, man.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I know there's a lot going on, but there is
nothing more important than today. Six years ago. I became
a father on this day, six years ago. I was
not ready to be a dad.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Let me take a knee.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I was excited to be a dad. But my oldest
son decided to come six weeks early. We went to
the hospital. It was a whole ordeal, like, oh my gosh,
is he even ready to come out six weeks early?
His lungs aren't even developed. And here we are six
years later Vegas stories. No, you were in Vegas. I
(03:57):
did go on a three day bender.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
What the hell of a start in Vegas? Tell that
one at the Christmas time?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
No, no, no, no, here's the thing. Hey, So tell us
about your first kid. How did that go? Well, it
was unexpected at the crap stable. Well, here's what happened.
The week before. The wife and I had gone on
a trip to North Carolina and we narrowed it down
to ten boy names and ten girl names because we
didn't know if we were having a boy or girl.
And We're like, we got plenty of time, don't worry
(04:26):
about it, it's not a big deal. And then the
that next weekend, I was going to Las Vegas with Garrett,
Greg Jacob Forrest Ryan and we were having a bachelor
party Usual Suspects, and I mean, you want to talk
about tie in one on, we were ripping Vegas apart.
(04:47):
Ray hung up wet, dry, dry. I mean we were tattered, battered,
and they threw us out of Vegas. We barely could walk. Ray,
I was a battered woman. We get on the plane,
we come home, and I'm like, oh my gosh, I
need a couple of days cover. It didn't give me
a couple of days. The very next day, my wife
went into labor. My wife went into labor the very
(05:08):
next day. I wasn't even recovered. I hadn't gotten any sleep.
So I am sitting there in the delivery room and
I am nodding off as she is trying to push
a baby out of her hole.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
You got cute trying to squeeze that in there, dovetail
it right.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I six weeks early is not getting it getting cute.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
The trip though, I guess not six weeks, but it
just seemed like you were trying to fit too much in.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I had never heard of adacher party. Garrett had a
bachelor party before he became a dad, and he was like, dude,
how do you not know about a dacher party? We
have to have a bachelor party. He's the one that
planned the Vegas trip. He was the one that said
we gotta do it.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It must be nice.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
And I was like, Okay, I guess we're having a
dacher party. We're having a Dachler party.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Don't even get somebody to plan my bachelor att bachelor party.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
No, no, we planned your bachelor party.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I ended up in Paris with Mike on his couch.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
That's your fault. I plan the MGM. I plan the
go shoot guns in the desert. I plan this. I
didn't know how Vegas was gonna be shut down, but anyway,
I digress. So then we're there and we're freaking out
and this kid comes out and they take him. I
don't even get to hold the kid. They take him.
Is it your kid? It is my kid?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
You're talking about him like he's not well.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
They pull the kid out, you know. The kid comes
out and they hold it up and my wife's like,
what is it. I'm like, it's a baby. She's like, no,
what is it. I'm like, oh, it's a boy. And
we got a boy and I don't even know. They
put her put him on my wife's chest for like
maybe three seconds on the shelf, and then they take
(06:46):
him and they put him in an incubator, like they
take his weight stuff, and then they told him this
little cocoon thing and we're off, We're going to the
nick you like, because he's so young, they got to
take him straight to the nick U. So I don't
even get to touch him. And they wheel him down
the hall and I call my parents. I'm like, yo,
we're headed that way. We're headed that way. And they
all come through the doors and they're waiting. They're waiting,
(07:08):
they're waiting, and I yell, it's a boy and they
see him as he wheels by in the little cocoon
thing and then he goes into the nick you and
they net ever get to see him.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, but a lot of I think I was life
flighted to a different state stop. Yeah, a lot of
births start. It's not always smooth and rainbows and water
birth and free range.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I understand that I didn't know that I had never
experienced birth. I had never heard of a bad birth.
No one has ever. Most people, I don't think when
you have a bad birth, you talk about it a lot.
So I wasn't prepared, dude. It was the most like
head spinning all. We didn't have a We didn't have
a mattress for the crib. We didn't have a car seat,
We didn't have anything when this kid was born.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
And are people there are they very kind? Or they
are they pretty much jaded to that type of situation.
Your kid's fine. Please step back, sir, I'm having a boy.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Got like a blue baton out there, Like get out
of the way, no shooting convetty in the hallway, man
like stop like put the candles out. Can't do that here. No,
most of them were super awesome.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
There were people that come in here. Oh my gosh,
Oh my gosh. Morgan Walling, Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
Luke clums Yeah, who what Elsie? Yeah he's doing an interview.
I don't know. I gotta work on it later. What Yeah,
it's an artist. I don't know. There was one one nurse, yeah,
Martine would ride was in today. Yeah what everybody's so
(08:30):
jaded at their job.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
You're right.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
The nurses have to be like, sir, please get back,
like we're strolling him through. You guys will see him
in six weeks. Tell your parents it's a dad. Go
get chick fil a two blocks down, have your buddies
bring it. It'll be great.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
If he has a cough, okay, like relax, it's not
it's not you know, anything major. It's just a cough.
It's got not. Oh yeah, No, he doesn't have tuberculosis.
He just has snot. Don't worry about it. There was
one nurse in the nick you that I want to
give a shout out to because six years to the day,
six years to today. No, no, I didn't meet her
till like four or five days later. And they have
(09:04):
a feeding every three hours, and you can come and
you can help feed the baby. Well yeah, and you
can hold them. Well, you can't hold them, but you
feed them through it like a tube. You insert the
milk into a like a feeding tube.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
And so hardy forgetting responsibilities, we call them, were like hey,
we're running about six minutes late.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
If you could hold off on feeding him, you know,
we'll be there.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Ani I was tied up at the office. What do
we miss all feeding the kid?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
And so we roll in and the nurses already started.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Feeding him uncalled for his first meal.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
And I'm like, okay, you know, like whatever, my wife's upset, but.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Wait, she wanted to feed him first.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Well it was just like you have every three hours.
And we called and they said, if you're running late,
call us, you know, we'll wait for you. And we said, hey,
we're running five minutes late, and she and she still
went ahead and fed him without us. And as parents,
when you don't get to take your baby home, it's
an emotional time. You're going through all these emotions. I'll
take the milk, so then no, she pumps it. She
(10:08):
would pump the milk and we'd give it to the
people in the nick you so they could use it
to feed the baby. So then we get there and
all right, finish the feeding, and we start reading them
a book because they had told us, you know, you
should read books to them. They can hear you. Let
them know, you know that way they hear your voice
because they're used to hearing your voice when they're in
the womb. So we start reading the book in this
(10:31):
nurse repeat no, this, This nurse goes, guys, why are
you guys reading to it? He can't hear you. The
Charm of Childbirth and first Kids. And my wife looks
at this, and my wife just starts crying.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
That's pretty sad because he's in there.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
He's in the incubator thing, like, you know what I mean,
it's all enclosed, you know what I mean? Like, And
I looked at her the look, and I said, excuse me.
She said, he can't hear you. He's in the And
I said, I was told that we should read books
to him because he can hear our voice. And she goes,
(11:13):
they just tell you that he can't really hear you
right now.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Oh my gosh, dude.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
And I about lost it. My wife is in tears,
hysterically crying.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Dude, this isn't funny.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
But no, it's not funny. Talk about being jaded at
your job. Oh you want to talk about that's how
we are with artists, dude, Like, that's how we are
with that is everybody's like, oh you know, I'm like,
oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, the stars, man, they're just like us. How's it going,
how's the home? Oh you have a mansion and you
have a driver and a security guy.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Oh, they're like, Oh, I saw Tim McGraw was in
the studio to day. How was it was? That. That's fine,
But this lady has seen all this stuff in the
Nick you, so she doesn't want to hear you reading
to your kid. And I look at my wife and
I say, look, there's a shift change in thirty minutes.
Why don't we go eat dinner and we'll come back.
(12:04):
And we went to eat, and we went and ate
at Chili's and had some chips, salsae, some Caeso sponsored deal.
I don't know, No, it's just right by the hospital.
We ate, then we went back and I will say,
the rest of the nurses absolutely a plus that one.
Thank goodness. I never saw her again, so I just
wanted to give her a shout out six years later
(12:25):
that hey, you know what, you really pissed my wife off.
You really pissed me off, and you were an absolute bitch.
And I hope you change your attitude and maybe you're
out of the Nick unit by now. Dude.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
That's us, man, with listeners in the country artists when
they're in here and it's bad.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
You want a funny thing that happened though? Why he
was in the nick u.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yeah, because that wasn't funny.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I know.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Ray, I'm gonna start this with a memory from six
years ago. No.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
No, I started it with by saying, happy birthday. That's
it's crazy to me, Like when you become a parrot,
everybody tells you to time fly.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I have a cat.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I did not realize how fast it goes. I cannot
believe my kid, what is that?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
It's a broken record. No, you are every person that's
ever been on planet Earth. You know what my grandfather
told me, by the when he was sixty to eighty.
You think it goes fast, now wait till you're sixty,
he said, he goes even faster. I don't want to
hear that, which doesn't make sense. You think it would
slow down.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
You think it woud slow down because you got it.
You ain't got much going on, Graham said, I'll give
you a secret to life.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
It actually speeds up the older you are, so allow
this moment to travel at this pace.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
No, he was in the little incubator, right, and so
there's holes at both ends where you can stick your
hands in. So I'm sticking my hands in there to
change a diaper, and I take the one diaper off
and he farked, foreshadowing projectile poop straight out the hole
(14:03):
and nails me right in the chest. I had a
poop right on my shirt.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
So he could here.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
It was huh, Larry hear this? Yeah, so ay, baby, Box,
happy sixth birthday. You will never hear this in your life.
You won't understand how amazing it is. But I can't
believe you're six years old.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, we'll be bankrupt in fore clothes by the time
he hears this. Taking a break.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
No, I don't think it won't be bank but yes,
we're gonna take a break. You would you like to
say Happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Man, Happy birthday Box. I wish I got to see
more pictures of you guys, but I never see him.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Oh, here, you're gonna show you a picture. Let me
show you a picture here.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Right, Hey, Steve, how are your kids? I haven't seen them.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Let's see. Then he has four kids.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Amy apparently has a daughter in college. You have three?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I mean there he is man, there, he is six
years old. Oh my gosh, I mean he's just a
rock star.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
What's the shirt say?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Lunchbox rules?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Woo?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Someone gave me that back in Austin. I don't know,
I still have it. I mean it's crazy. Six years
freaking old, man, Ray.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I actually post my kids on a secret And.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
There there he is. There he is Ray, six years old today.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
That's the same one as the other pick. You just show, Yeah,
the other pick you look twelve.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah, it was a different pit. Yeah, the angle does
everything to it. Let's see if I can find another
one for you. Oh, here we go. There he is.
Happy birthday, Bud, six.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Six years from twenty twenty four twenty eighteen. Baser was
going through cancer when you had your kid. Wow, didn't
know that she was doing chemo and radiation.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
That's crazy and then crazy how time fly?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
We'll take a break and we're gonna talk Home Run
Derby right after this. Have your birthday, Bud.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Ray. Any shout outs you want to give that people
aren't gonna hear him. The nurse my son, Uh yeah,
gas station guy gave him twenty dollars in Charleston.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
And what did he sing?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah? See eyes blu I guess that was the wrong song.
But yeah, he'll never listen to this podcast. But there's
my shout out to him.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
So Home Run Derby Monday night. I watched zero seconds
of it. I have no idea who won. You can
tell me who won. All I know is I kept
getting text from my cousin saying, Oh, we're gonna be
in the action. Ooh, we're kind of high up. Maybe
we're not going to be in the action. Oh there's
been some going over our head and batting practice. Then
(16:35):
he hits me with, oh my gosh, Jim caught one.
Jim caught one. He goes, we got video Jim.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Who it was? Jim?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Jim's this boy that went with him. He had, He
had a couple buddies. He had Brim, Jim and Carlos.
Carlos is the doctor ism. Carlos is a doctor. He
lives in Dallas, so I think they all stay to
his house.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Carlos is a doctor. He used to work on our show.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Different Carlos, Holy shit, no, different, different, different, different dude.
He says he caught one and I didn't. And I
said who did he get it from? He said, Marcel Ozuna,
and he caught it and they made TV. They made
it on TV. Right, chuck it out. Watch them here
they go jumping up and down. They're jumping up and down.
(17:29):
They're jumping up and down. They said it was the
most six I mean, they paid six hundred dollars a
ticket and it was worth every single penny. They went
to the Major League Baseball Draft. They were on TV
all night first round, and then they went to home run.
Derby caught the ball and got on TV. Incredible, what
(17:50):
do you got? What do you got? Ray?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
All right, so you're gonna see Billy's brother one hand
this bit?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
What one hand? What hand?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
It's the whole thing. Okay, hold on, success, well hit play.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Oh my god, your phone was sucking. Hey, well let
me do it. Hold on, I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
The perfect angle for you.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Oh he can't. He let to hand it.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
He was about ball Barry. It was ten feet foul,
but I see him catch. It was a home run distance.
But that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
So hey, he didn't even have to pay six hundred
and he made TV.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Dude, Billy's dad's right next to him. I mean that
would have killed him instantly. Hey, Billy was in the stairwell. Oh,
and that's that moment Brother one pawt it and gives
his coworker CEO high five. Dads. There Billy was getting
drinks and port missiles in the stairwell.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
That's like when Cma Fest and I went up on
stage and I go, I just want to give a
shout out to my cousin Michelle. She's in the stands
the night. What up Michelle? And and she texted me.
She goes, oh my gosh, I just my husband Todd
just said, you gave me a shout out. She goes,
it was my turn to get beers. I didn't hear it. Cool.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
That's concert life, bathroom breaks, slow songs, dull lulls, the
time to get beers and drinks and bathroom Who won
the home run derby Tescar Hernandez. Somebody bad mouthed me
on the Facebook. I gave you guys four picks. One
out of my four made the semi finals.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Wow, it was weird.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Oh Zoona the Polar Bear, Polar elephant dude, he needs
to go in hibernation. That dude can't get home runs anymore.
And he just comes out. Me and Justin were saying, hey,
you don't ever hear about him from the Mets once
a year, though here he comes.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
He's doing bad o Zona place for the Braves. But Alonzo, oh, Pene, Alonzo, yeah, gotcha, got.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
So go back to the zoo whatever you were in
an igloo hibernation status. Do that again, because we don't
hear about him until it's the All Star Game, and
then he comes and puts up eleven home runs. I mean,
this is your last one, buddy. He got it nineteen.
In twenty nineteen, he won.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
And they did that whole special about how he does this,
and he concentrated, he focuses, and he's all I.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Was telling Justin. I'm a baseball guy. It doesn't help
to take batting practice for twelve straight hours before the
home run derby. The rest your muscles. Every time they
showed the guy, he's in the batting cage. Buddy, it's
a home run derby. Save the Jews.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Uh yeah, I don't know. My cousin said they were
batting practice for a long time.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Azuna sold, Alonzo sold. The only guy that succeeded was
Tescar Hernandez. I said he would be a semi finals.
He ended up winning it. But her uh Gunner Henderson
just not enough power. Lefty beautiful swing Rafael Palmero esque,
but just can't generate enough power. The guys that can
that were able to get past the first round.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Bobby Witt, Oh, Bobby WIT's good dude, he's a baller.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
That twenty should have never made it into the final.
It was a week home run derby. Bobby Witt was
making it. Bomber got it with twenty one. I should
have thought more about mom. He's taller, better launch angle
for the Phillies.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Alex Baum Oh boom, yeah, Okay, got it, Alec boom Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
But I would say if anybody really did watch it overall,
it wasn't It wasn't long. I mean, where's the where's
a judge?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I got a question?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Court wasn't in order?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Is the home run Derby dead? Yeah? Like I don't know.
I as a kid, I thought it was so cool.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
We placed a bat night. Couldn't even keep my interest.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Maybe I'm maybe it's not may. Maybe I'm getting Maybe
I'm becoming that old man. Maybe I'm becoming the old
man that doesn't enjoy it as much. Maybe I get
off my lawn. Maybe people still love the Home Run Derby,
but I had zero interest in watching the Home Run Derby.
My wife was like even, like, hey, don't you want
to turn it on to see if you see your cousin.
I'm like, I mean, it's a point zero zero zero
(21:47):
one percent chance that we're gonna see him on the TV.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
The only thing cool about the Home Run Derby was
having family there. Baser the whole night I had it
on the iPad. She was watching something on the TV,
So I, Oh, are you watching home Derby? Yeah, home
Run Derby? What are you watching Home Run Derby?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Just watching? Oh? Did we bet it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, I got four guys the ones in the finals?
No big deal. I was twenty five percent on. Yeah
we lost the bet. Yeah yeah, oh yeah, Billy's there?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
But what Billy's there?
Speaker 2 (22:13):
It was the only time she gave a shit about
the Home Run Derby when I said Billy was there
trying to catch a home run?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, where's Maguire and Sosa? Where are the big dogs
like Aaron Judge, I mean even Schwarber.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Maybe he's been in it every year, just like is
he just like black Panda?
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I'm please, for the love of God, get out of it.
You haven't won it the last three years. But who
else do you need? You got the judges, you got
Azuna was a.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Good one one, so maybe.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Azuna got tired.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Oh you have only had three minutes. You had to
hit as many home runs as you know. You're kind
of he's kind of hafty.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
He was in the fourteen range and just gassed. He
looked terrible. And also Gunner Henderson, good luck in the
second half. That's gonna totally f up your swing, which
is beautiful for me. But Shoeyotani could have been in.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Oh yeah, shoe Hey wasn't in it?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
No why those are the bit But does Lebron go
in the dunk contest?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
That's another thing that dead is the dunk contest. Dunk
Contest and Home Run Derby are both dead. And I
used to love both of them. And maybe I'm just old.
I just don't enjoy it. I had, Like I said,
I didn't even know who what ti Oscar Hernandez. Who
does he play for Dodgers? Now he did play for
the Mariners. I did a little bit of history checking
when I was betting it, damn, But I went to bed.
I just bet on the semi finalist, so I was
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able to watch it for forty five minutes and then
leave dip out. Yeah, I mean, and then All Star Game.
I mean, just I don't care anymore when it doesn't
mean anything.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I thought it's home field advantage. Not anymore, it's not. No,
they took down a long time ago. Wow, because we
have it, I'm pretty sure it's good.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I don't know whatever. I may be just too old
that I don't care about it anymore.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I texted Justin, I said about the All Star Game,
I said, oh, is this text from Justin? Yeah, text
from Justin. I said, polar Bear sucks. He was hitting
base hits between second and third. I said, like, that's
not even the correct launch angle, you stupid bear bitch.
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And the adjusted went off on stuff that does you bake?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
No, I want to hear it. Please don't say it
doesn't make sense. When we are doing text from Justin.
You can't skip the text. You gotta read them.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
He said he could quite possibly be the Jamal Crawford
of baseball, not good enough to even start for the
paranormal Olympic team, but could come off the bench. He's
at the Tim Anderson of the home run derby ground
out to the third baseman, and I said, Tim Anderson
isn't even hitting my weight, and then he goes, Tim
Anderson is hitting my dog's body weight and average point
zero two zero breaking news from Tom Anderson to fight
(24:45):
Jake Paul in a boxing match. You know your career
is tanged. Your fighting chain Paul in a boxing match,
or whoever the fuck it is Jane Paul. And I said, ah, yes,
a TikTok wrestling match. And I said, tonight's game ends,
wait for it in a tie. You're welcome. And he
said it goes from bad to worse with your picks.
You're officially done gambling because he did tail me. He
(25:07):
did tell me but one.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
But the good news is I did get a text
from just In and let me read what it said. Okay,
is it about the Beezy? It is about the Beezy,
and I gotta find it.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
It's you and your kid almost same birthday, he said, Evansville,
celebrate with me July twenty six.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Let's not get the exact date. Okay, Evansville July for
my date of birth, which is actually July blank. We
will lose a lot of money and you're invited to
lose two, hide your kids, hide your wife, or just
bring them. We'll be back that Friday evening for three hours.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
We're gonna go back like we're mounting up, mount up,
We're about to pull up. Hey, guys, bus is leaving
in two hours.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Hold on, he's just gonna drive to Evansville for two
hours and then drive back the same day.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
I'm gonna dd just because I didn't think there was
enough entertainment to keep the girls. Because it's my wife,
his sister, uh Angelina. I don't know if she was
throwing the mix. I don't think for two days. Evansville
has the night life, the entertainment at the restaurants, the gambling,
the casinos, the sports.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Book, the pool. It has nothing, and.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
We're gonna be there a pool.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
It's gotta have a pool. I'm just saying, dude, I
get you, but I can't believe you're not gonna only
spend one night, Like, what are you gonna do? Leave it?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
I would I went there and stay to night with
Brandon O'Brien, Like you're gonna leave here at noon to
get there at two thirty, gamble for four hours and
drive back for more, I'll d D I can leave
at midnight. It's an hour and twenty to my house
to y'all's.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Good luck.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I don't know how long it tastes to get to
y'all's places, but.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
It's two hours from my place. Yeah, and I looked
it up, and the fact that Justin and I share
a birthday is mind blowing to me. Right, That's what
he was also saying, Like, we have the same birthday.
So this is what's weird. How many people, Okay, besides
your brother, how many people have the same birthday as you?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
You know?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Of what?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Abby has the same birthday as me?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Okay, that is mind blowing his bones now all the
time goes all right? Ray happy? Oh and it's also
Abby's birthday. Thanks Abby for stealing my thunder. Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Do you know how weird it is to have someone
close to you have the same birthday?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yes, no, I had a twin brother. It's happened to
me thirty eight times in my life.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
It's different with the brother. I'm talking about people you know, right,
But I'm.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Telling you every birthday I've shared with somebody, So for
a second, think about me.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
I am thinking about you because I want to talk
about how many people I share a birthday with. I
share a birthday with Justin the Pope. I share a
birthday with my buddy Oscar Tom Cruise. I have a
buddy named I have a girl that I know, Amy,
that I went to school with middle school, all the
way through high school. Still talk to her. She her
and her husband came. We went to a church together.
Same birthday and same wedding day.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Sabrina Carpenter rae.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
How weird is that? How do I have so many
people that have the same damn birthday?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Guy's parents hooked up at Halloween.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
No, I understand parents hooked up, But you become friends
with those people that have the exact same birthday. I
don't I find that so weird.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
But it is a popular time to have a birthday
when July, Yeah, because it's in the fall is when
your parents conceived.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I believe, so yeah, I just don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
I have no facts to back anything up.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
So all right, We're gonna take a break and I'm
gonna come back, and I'm gonna tell you. I don't
know if you consider me a scam artist. But I
felt like I did something kind of scammy, and I
don't know if I feel right about it, but I
made some money. I'll tell you right after this. Probably
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I'm a season ticket holder Nashville as Soon and we're terrible.
We are so bad. I don't understand how we're so bad.
But that's not the point of the story. So we
had Inner Miami coming to Nashville. Ray who plays for
Inner Miami Alba Messi?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Who's that other guy that came from Premier League? Now?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Uh, Jesse Alba? No, that's Jessicalba.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Uh, anyway, it doesn't I don't know what you're saying.
You're getting me out one of his buddies. Oh yeah,
he did.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
He did. God, I act like I don't know what
the hell I'm talking about. I bet it all summer
last summer.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Anyway, Messi and Miami are coming to Nashville. People love
to go see Messi. They'll pay more for tickets. But
here's the thing. Messi wasn't going to be playing for
Miami because he was playing for Argentina and Copa America Dirty.
So I was like, man, I don't want to go
see him play Miami without Messi. The casual fan, is
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it gonna know about Copa America. They're just gonna see
Inner Miami and they're gonna buy the damn tickets and.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Your seats sucked. They're basking in the sun the whole time.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
I know it's all night games. They only have two
games during the day, and this one was a seven
thirty pm kickoff.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Bring your sun screen eighty proof.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
So I was like, you know what, I'm gonna try
to sell these bad boys. And I look it up
and in my section, people are selling them for three
hundred a pop.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
That's the same when Messi comes to town.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Because Messi is supposed to be on Inner Miami, you
think all people are just gonna buy him. I was like,
I'm not gonna put them for three hundred. I'm gonna
put each ticket up for one hundred and fifty bucks.
That sounds like three hundred, one hundred and fifty a ticket.
That was for both tickets. Due they were paying them.
They had them up for three hundred of tickets.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
That's the exact price that I was gonna pay to
go see Messi.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Correct, So I put it up for one hundred and
fifty a ticket. Usually they're like fifty five bucks a ticket.
So I'm just like banking on casual people, not realizing
that MESSI was not playing for Inner Miami at the
time because he's in the middle of Copa America. So
I put him.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Up bacon On, Vandy Bros. And Hose Ding.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I put him up. Eighteen hours later, get an email,
three of your tickets have sold for one hundred and
fifty apiece. That's money. Thirty three hours later, your two
tickets have sold to Inter Miami versus Nashville SC sold
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every all five tickets for one hundred and fifty each.
And no messy those people, I guarantee you showed up
to that game thaking messy, messy.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Mess me where the is messy? That's dirty? But I
like your business acumen.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
But I got my money.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Yes, the average fan doesn't do the research.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
No, Because I even got a text from someone that said, Hey,
you going to the messy game this.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Weekend, Mike, Yeah, I got some tickets up.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
I'm like, hey, well, if you go to a stub hub,
I can get you some good seats for one hundred
and fifty of pop.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Here's the leak of some I was perusing.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
So I wonder if those people when they're sitting there.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Just Brew, you just crushed the dreams of four Vandi bros.
And one of their hose.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
They paid four hundred and fifty dollars to go see
Messy and they didn't see Messy. I do not know
what that feeling has to be like. It's sort of
like when you pay maybe NBA and you're like, oh
my gosh, Kevin Durants intown, I'm buying tickets, or Lebron James,
Lebron James is sitting tonight.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
That's different.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Was it different?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Yeah, yours was pulled a rug right out from under him.
I believe Justin hit me up about that game and said, hey,
he Messi isn't playing. Oh but I still want to
go to the game and watch it. So Justin did
his research. So it was a game. You could have
easily saw that he wasn't playing easily.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
All you do is turn on the team and see
Argentina in Copa America march into the championship, and you
would know Messi is not gonna leave Argentina's game, come
and play for Inner Miami, then go back to the
Argentina game. Not gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Gotta be real though, unless Justin said, hey, Messi isn't playing,
I don't know if I would have known that he
wasn't playing exactly.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
And those are the type of people I was praying on, right,
people like you, people that text me and say, hey,
you going to the Messi game this weekend? Well, no, idiot,
because Messi's not playing, but I'll take your damn money
and props.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Tick at soccer because it's confusing as hell. And also
the NBA equallys confusing. Now with the playing tournament, playing tournament?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Does it?
Speaker 2 (33:34):
What does it count for? When does it happen? What
games are playing tournament?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
In soccer? Oh, there's Copa America going on. There's also
was Euro America. Oh there's also your local MLS games
going on. I don't know MESSI go watch him? What
he's not playing?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
And then he got hurt. Did you watch the Copa
America final? Did you see the chaos?
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Spain won?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Well, they won euro and then Copo America is a
different tournament Argentina. One saw that.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Then marching in the streets, why do they both go
alump parallel with each other and play at the exact
same time and have a champion within the day of
each other.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
They were on the same day, within a few hours.
Confusing as hell. That proves my point. No, euro is
the European teams, and Copa America is North America and
South America.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Ghost freaking Honduras, right.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
I mean that's how they do it. They do these
two tournaments. And and did you see, I mean, people
just stormed the effing gate, dude.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Our friend Jackie was at the game and said the
ticket situation. She said, at some points they weren't even
checking ticket.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
No, they're just letting people in, so people that bought
tickets them get in because so many people storm the
gates that they had no they had to let just
I mean they were knocking people over. And then I
saw a little dog run.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
In got into the game, and like parents.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Were getting separated from their kids because there was just
so many people just storming the gates.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
They showed one of the escalators just completely demolished and broken.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
I mean, absolute shit show.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Well then people were saying, you guys aren't gonna be
ready for the Olympics. I guess in twenty twenty eight,
we got soccer, We got.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
The World Cup. Oh oh, we got the World Cup coming,
and we handled the World Cup the last time. Fine,
We're gonna handle the World Cup absolutely fine, It's gonna
be no problem. They'll figure it out. They've hosted the
Olympics in America. I think they'll be able to host
the World Cup. I'm sure it'll be fine. Well.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
And also though Jackie gotta love Upper Management and iHeart dude.
She was able to go to Miami, go to a
championship game. What on a Sunday?
Speaker 1 (35:28):
She doesn't live here.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Oh she lives in Florida.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Yeah, she lives down there, but her mail comes here.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
It does. Okay, that would all make sense. That's how
she's able to Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
And now we got an email said, got a favor
to ask if you and you and the boys and Arnold,
if you could throw out some birthday wishes. Twenty nine
in holding to my wife Amber, the big thirteen to
my son Chase, and number nine to my daughter Lily.
The wife and kids have be days within two weeks
of each other. So we can knock it all out
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with one shot out Thanks from Joe.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Thanks, there you go. And I got into Chris Mabes
stupid ass golf tournament for the Open.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yeah, I did join to make your picks.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Yeah, Rory Hovelin, Cam Smith, Tom Kim Harmon's Alataurus, but
he has in different tiers, so it's not like you
can pick the best right guys.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
I was in the PGA Championship and I think I
missed out on the money by like a couple of strokes.
But it said you have to have four guys make
the cut to win. Yeah, but my problem was I
forgot to pick a fifth golfer. I didn't pick the
fifth tier, so I only had four golfers. So I
totally did not. I don't know how. And I checked on.
(36:41):
I got on Facebook on like that Sunday night and
I was like, hey, did I win. He's like, I
tried to hit you up and let you know you
only put four golfers down. My bad. I guess I lost.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
So the reason I'm doing this guy is for market research,
just making sure our Facebook there's no scams going on.
It's not for gambling purposes, just market research, making sure
they're legit pools going on on there.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
It's a legit pool to base get into.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
No, she got it and goes pick the golfers Okay.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Oh, oh, the cousin has met Pedro. Martinez too, got
pictures of him and Pedro, and then he got someone
that I'm not sure who the hell that is. Yeah, Pedro.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Last thing he did was beat Don Zimmer's ass.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
He did beat his ass. I mean, damn.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Pedro's funny that. It's stuff he does on Fox for
the playoffs and World Series. Very good.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Who is that? Well television? That is? Eh? Uh ah man,
that's a tough one.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Ah, flat Guerrero.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
That's what I thought. But I'm used to flat having hair.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Now. These guys are getting older.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Dude, Okay, who that is? This gotta be.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Some famous Boston Red Sox second base and.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
They sent me a picture. I'm like, I don't know
that is Bud all right? Cool?
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Yeah, trouble with these baseball guys. They go into hiding
for about five years and then alone. Can you imagine
seeing him on the street. I wouldn't know what he
looks like. Mail Man, Hey, I mean saw him in
twenty years.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
It's a great point. It's amazing how these people just
disappear from our lives. Spud Web, Where's he at? Uh?
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Delonte West, where's he at?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Okay, all right, that one dude.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
They found him, he's freaking homeless at a street light.
Mark Cuban revives his life, then they find him homeless
again in the Virginia's or Carolinas, in jail, in and
out of jail, recovered his life, then back homeless again.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
That's I think they say he has bipolar right, and
he's off his man. I mean, it's it's sad, that's
and that's crazy that Mark Cuban just sees him at
a stoplight.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
I don't know if he did. I thought somebody else
tipped him off, and then Cuban went and found him
at the gas station.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
That's a good point. Someone saw it posted. Cuban went
to that gas station. And I'm gonna tell you what,
Mark Cuban seems like a legit dude.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Inspirationally, he inspired me in college. He used to have
a blog and I would read it every day. Really yeah,
and his blogs talked about he goes, Yeah, all my
buddies were all hung over growing up in college. I
would and he goes. I would just write read information
scripts or stuff on computers, on monitors, on tablet. He
would just read the instruction manuals and so he got
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really really smart with tech. He goes all my buddies
were hung over and just sleep all day. I just
woke up and started reading stuff.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
That's fascinating.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
A genius in four years, I just remember more to
it than that him working.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
When I worked for the Spurs and Mavericks, fans would
show up at the Spurs games and they'd hold up aside,
Hey Mark, why don't you trade seats with me? And
he'd go sit in the raptors and let them sit
in his seat's court side, And I thought that that
was the coolest freaking thing I'd ever seen.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Props to Billy's dad got to check it off the
bucket list, go to a home run derby his son
Bear pause one right in front of him, even more
of a bucking list item. What wasn't on the bucket
list was it was a foot from and dad right
in the back of the head, and it would have
killed him. It's tough to bring sixty year old people
to these games. Those ball there was all fifty there
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was five hundred balls humming at these adults. And in
the video Billy's dad's head is turned. It would have
smacked him right in the back of the head. And
he was a professional baseball player. For God's sakes.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
What's crazily we had.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
No injuries at the all start home run derby.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
That's another crazy thing. Is it your dad played in
the Miners and Billy's dad played. Yeah, that's freaking crazy.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
His dad even his dad played in World Series with
Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Eddie Murray. Maybe yeah, Eddie Murphy was pretty funny. But
I don't think he ever buyed in the World Series Murray.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
So I think Billy like gets him cameos from Eddie
Murray and he's like, is this for Billy Smith? I
used to play with Why is he? Why are you
getting the cameo from Billy him? And they do a cameo.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
That's funny. Did he ever win a World Series? I'm looking.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
But he gets paid.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
He still gets a pension.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
I mean that baseball man, if you can play it
for a little bit of time in football, probably too.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Ah, let's see Billy ed Smith. Is he from Hodge, Louisiana.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
I don't know if it was ed. Is his middle
name Billy Smith? Just the Baltimore Orioles.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yeah, that's him. He played six part of six seasons
second baseman. Yep, that's him.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Man.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Smith was originally drafted in the third round by the
California Angels in nineteen seventy one out of John Jay
High School in San Antonio, Texas. There's another person that
went to John Jay. He's in the NFL now. I
don't remember who he played in their pharmacism. That's ah Man.
He finished nineteen seventy seven with the batting average of
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two fifteen twenty nine RBIs in three hundred and sixty
seven at bats. That is crazy, he uh. After backing
up Dower again during the Orals Orioles Pennant winning season
nineteen seventy nine, Smith was released by the Orioles the
following spring. He signed a minor league contract with the Phillies,
but never made it to the majors for them. He
was purchased from the Phillies by the Giants in March
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of eighty one. After hitting one eighty and thirty six
games for the Giants, his major league career was over.
He is Major League Baseball Statistics average two thirty home runs,
seventeen runs batted in one hundred and eleven That's pretty cool, dude.
He always calls me, Oh, that's the ball.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
I guess it looks how you think it would look.
I guess they had like baseball bats filled with beer
at the game. That's cool, they're sucking them off.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
His dad always face times me and he's like, fuck
you man, he swears it.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
What's it? He hangs up. You'd all get a voicemail.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Oh my gosh. Billy's dad called me last night. Hey man,
fuck you.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
I gotta go see him, dude, I haven't seen him
in a minute. Oh that's really funny. All right. Hey
a going to the Nashville SC game tonight celebrating the
kid's birthday. I did hit up Nashville SC and I
was like, hey, you know, it's my son's sixth birthday.
I'm a season ticket holder. What can we do for him?
They're like, well, actually it takes five days for the
if you're gonna get his name on the screen because
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of the graphics. I'm like, you don't just type in
a damn computer and put it on the screen at
a here. Five days? Like, what do you have to do?
Just okay?
Speaker 2 (43:25):
There goes Colorado Rocki's game. They brought us a certificate
when we were ten, maybe presenting it to us. I
believe the mascot was involved.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Pretty cool, that's pretty legit.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Yeah, it would have been memorable for the kid.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Yeah, so my son's sixth birthday, his name will not
be on the Jumbo Tron, just so you know. And
I felt bad. I told my wife, was like, it
may be a good thing because our other two kids
there will never be a game on their birthdays because
one's in February, ones in October. They don't have games then.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
And also, what you gotta pay for that? No? Zero,
it's free. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
As a season ticket member, I said, hey, man, anything
you can do and he was like, oh, sorry, we
can't put it on the Jumbo Tron. We need to
know five days in advance for the graphics.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
I do graphics on our Instagram. We do them same
day minute.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Stupid.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
I mean, have you ever tried a what is it called? Uh?
In shot? I mean you can edit real quick? What
about cap cut? Oh boy? All right, have a great Wednesday,
and you know what starts tonight? Survivor Big Brother not watching? Okay,
I bet you watch.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
They were smart. They would take the Love Island cast
a bunch of bombshells and jack dudes and put it
on Big Brother. It would be the biggest season yet.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
But they would not applay Love Island didn't really and
they're just they're not gamers. They're more like, oh dude,
I get it, I get it there, Love Island. I
never watched Love Island. Love Island.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
It's the biggest on TV. It's just similar to Big
Brother and that it's every night. Oh so they those
producers are humping audio and video during the day and
then pump it to us every night at seven thirty.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Oh god, that's it. That seems like a lot. Where's
Love Island at? Like where do they film it?
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Tahiti?
Speaker 1 (45:04):
That sounds legit, and uh why it would be.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
I love the gamer angle. I just feel like we're
so into Big Brother gamers that we get to now
we get these people that are like space nerds and
then yeah, right, yeah, you need to go tuck there,
And I get you. You kind of want people to
be dumb. You want some people now. It's like you're
so into they're so into getting gamers. I'm a gamer.
You got eighteen gamers. I need a hottie. I need
somebody with some hangers and a dude that's in the
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gym for twelve hours. That's television.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
That is tele I mean there there was some good
hook I mean cor America from last season. They're still together.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Have you seen the cast?
Speaker 1 (45:39):
No, I don't look. And my wife was looking at
the other night and I was like, cause you want
to see him? Was like, no, I don't want to
see it until it starts. I want to watch him
walk out on the stage.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Baser like pulled up a dude, and she's like, you'll
like him. I was like, what the because he was Muscley.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Okay, Maser. I don't know if you know, but I'm
into you and your taters.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
I was like, pull up the female options. I'll be
into him. Like, what the are you talking about.
Hello, hey, yo, Hey, hey Chicago. What do you say
the Cubs are going to win today?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You see the person across the way that hangs a
Cubs flag?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
No, because I go out the back, it is in
the back.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's in the alley.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
But you got it.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Once you're leaving the alley, you gotta look to your
rear view mirror and there's a white, blue w Cubs flag. Ah,
I haven't seen it, but it's hanging there every day.
I thought you only hang it when they win. Yeah,
you're only supposed to hang it when you win. When
if they lose, you gotta take it down. If they
don't have a game, you got to take it down.
You can't leave it out every day.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
See, that's what I thought the rule was. And soil.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Last summer, I thought, damn, Cubs are one hundred and
sixty two and oh and then I looked and they
didn't even make the playoffs? Did they?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Ah? No, I don't think they did.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
If they did, they got knocked out in the wild card.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah. Yeah, but my kids do still walk around the
house every day and sing that song. My two year
old sings it. Oh my gosh, he loves it. It's catchy, catchy.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I mean, it's one of those stadium songs Boston's got
Is it the Journey song?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
No, no, no, there's his Sweet Carolina bom.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It's you gotta be jealous of your other sports teams
that you don't have a song. Red Sox got one,
Cubs got one, Bowls have got the intro that they're
known for. They still do that intro. It counts, okay,
the fact that you have. But it's all the older teams.
I mean the Rockies, Grizzlies have one white socks.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
No that Memphis Grizzlies have one.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Not playing that sound anymore? What is jaw back?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Dude? Shut up? He was back last year and he
got hurt. He came back last year, he played a
few games. You're not gonna do the Memphis the gunshot?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yes, all right, let's go.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
You ready, Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Arnold is off this week?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Why is he still off? All right?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
So that's what I was gonna start doing. His intro
was gonna be famous. Quotes that happened from the night
before is how I'm gonna lead it. So haktua. Then
Arnold goes hack two, let's go, and then if there
was a famous, a popular quote that happened the night before,
like Gundhy guys have done a thousand times drink a
couple of beers, Arnold, don't say that got it and drove.
(02:17):
That would be, but we would start it with an
important quote from the night before.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
So you're gonna work on finding important quotes from the
night before. Yes, okay, I love it. How'd you do today?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
That was an idea I wanted to pitch before we started.
All right, let's roll, all right, we're gonna do a
live we oh the one, two, three, So losers.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius. Yo.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
It's sis, and I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.
I met a Broadway girl, took her to the suburbs,
to the country. We now live out there. It's nothing
but crops. Every rancher has about one hundred acres. Met
a relative the other day that has thirty nine acres,
and he said he doesn't come down from the hill.
He says sometimes he'll come and guys have tight shorts.
All of a sudden, and they all wear earrings, and
he wonders what happens. It'll be years before he comes
(03:14):
into the town. And I said, holy hell, can that
be me? And that is me at sixty five when
I retire. Over to you, man.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I know there's a lot going on, but there is
nothing more important than today. Six years ago. I became
a father on this day, six years ago. I was
not ready to be a dad.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Let me take a knee.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I was excited to be a dad. But my oldest
son decided to come six weeks early. We went to
the hospital. It was a whole ordeal, like, oh my gosh,
is he even ready to come out six weeks early?
His lungs aren't even developed. And here we are six
years later Vegas stories. No, you were in Vegas. I
(03:57):
did go on a three day bender.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
What the hell of a start in Vegas? Tell that
one at the Christmas time?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
No, no, no, no, here's the thing. Hey, So tell us
about your first kid. How did that go? Well, it
was unexpected at the crap stable. Well, here's what happened.
The week before. The wife and I had gone on
a trip to North Carolina and we narrowed it down
to ten boy names and ten girl names because we
didn't know if we were having a boy or girl.
And We're like, we got plenty of time, don't worry
(04:26):
about it, it's not a big deal. And then the
that next weekend, I was going to Las Vegas with Garrett,
Greg Jacob Forrest Ryan and we were having a bachelor
party Usual Suspects, and I mean, you want to talk
about tie in one on, we were ripping Vegas apart.
(04:47):
Ray hung up wet, dry, dry. I mean we were tattered, battered,
and they threw us out of Vegas. We barely could walk. Ray,
I was a battered woman. We get on the plane,
we come home, and I'm like, oh my gosh, I
need a couple of days cover. It didn't give me
a couple of days. The very next day, my wife
went into labor. My wife went into labor the very
(05:08):
next day. I wasn't even recovered. I hadn't gotten any sleep.
So I am sitting there in the delivery room and
I am nodding off as she is trying to push
a baby out of her hole.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
You got cute trying to squeeze that in there, dovetail
it right.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I six weeks early is not getting it getting cute.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
The trip though, I guess not six weeks, but it
just seemed like you were trying to fit too much in.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I had never heard of adacher party. Garrett had a
bachelor party before he became a dad, and he was like, dude,
how do you not know about a dacher party? We
have to have a bachelor party. He's the one that
planned the Vegas trip. He was the one that said
we gotta do it.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It must be nice.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
And I was like, Okay, I guess we're having a
dacher party. We're having a Dachler party.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Don't even get somebody to plan my bachelor att bachelor party.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
No, no, we planned your bachelor party.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I ended up in Paris with Mike on his couch.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
That's your fault. I plan the MGM. I plan the
go shoot guns in the desert. I plan this. I
didn't know how Vegas was gonna be shut down, but anyway,
I digress. So then we're there and we're freaking out
and this kid comes out and they take him. I
don't even get to hold the kid. They take him.
Is it your kid? It is my kid?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
You're talking about him like he's not well.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
They pull the kid out, you know. The kid comes
out and they hold it up and my wife's like,
what is it. I'm like, it's a baby. She's like, no,
what is it. I'm like, oh, it's a boy. And
we got a boy and I don't even know. They
put her put him on my wife's chest for like
maybe three seconds on the shelf, and then they take
(06:46):
him and they put him in an incubator, like they
take his weight stuff, and then they told him this
little cocoon thing and we're off, We're going to the
nick you like, because he's so young, they got to
take him straight to the nick U. So I don't
even get to touch him. And they wheel him down
the hall and I call my parents. I'm like, yo,
we're headed that way. We're headed that way. And they
all come through the doors and they're waiting. They're waiting,
(07:08):
they're waiting, and I yell, it's a boy and they
see him as he wheels by in the little cocoon
thing and then he goes into the nick you and
they net ever get to see him.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, but a lot of I think I was life
flighted to a different state stop. Yeah, a lot of
births start. It's not always smooth and rainbows and water
birth and free range.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I understand that I didn't know that I had never
experienced birth. I had never heard of a bad birth.
No one has ever. Most people, I don't think when
you have a bad birth, you talk about it a lot.
So I wasn't prepared, dude. It was the most like
head spinning all. We didn't have a We didn't have
a mattress for the crib. We didn't have a car seat,
We didn't have anything when this kid was born.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
And are people there are they very kind? Or they
are they pretty much jaded to that type of situation.
Your kid's fine. Please step back, sir, I'm having a boy.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Got like a blue baton out there, Like get out
of the way, no shooting convetty in the hallway, man
like stop like put the candles out. Can't do that here. No,
most of them were super awesome.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
There were people that come in here. Oh my gosh,
Oh my gosh. Morgan Walling, Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
Luke clums Yeah, who what Elsie? Yeah he's doing an interview.
I don't know. I gotta work on it later. What Yeah,
it's an artist. I don't know. There was one one nurse, yeah,
Martine would ride was in today. Yeah what everybody's so
(08:30):
jaded at their job.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
You're right.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
The nurses have to be like, sir, please get back,
like we're strolling him through. You guys will see him
in six weeks. Tell your parents it's a dad. Go
get chick fil a two blocks down, have your buddies
bring it. It'll be great.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
If he has a cough, okay, like relax, it's not
it's not you know, anything major. It's just a cough.
It's got not. Oh yeah, No, he doesn't have tuberculosis.
He just has snot. Don't worry about it. There was
one nurse in the nick you that I want to
give a shout out to because six years to the day,
six years to today. No, no, I didn't meet her
till like four or five days later. And they have
(09:04):
a feeding every three hours, and you can come and
you can help feed the baby. Well yeah, and you
can hold them. Well, you can't hold them, but you
feed them through it like a tube. You insert the
milk into a like a feeding tube.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
And so hardy forgetting responsibilities, we call them, were like hey,
we're running about six minutes late.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
If you could hold off on feeding him, you know,
we'll be there.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Ani I was tied up at the office. What do
we miss all feeding the kid?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
And so we roll in and the nurses already started.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Feeding him uncalled for his first meal.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
And I'm like, okay, you know, like whatever, my wife's upset, but.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Wait, she wanted to feed him first.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Well it was just like you have every three hours.
And we called and they said, if you're running late,
call us, you know, we'll wait for you. And we said, hey,
we're running five minutes late, and she and she still
went ahead and fed him without us. And as parents,
when you don't get to take your baby home, it's
an emotional time. You're going through all these emotions. I'll
take the milk, so then no, she pumps it. She
(10:08):
would pump the milk and we'd give it to the
people in the nick you so they could use it
to feed the baby. So then we get there and
all right, finish the feeding, and we start reading them
a book because they had told us, you know, you
should read books to them. They can hear you. Let
them know, you know that way they hear your voice
because they're used to hearing your voice when they're in
the womb. So we start reading the book in this
(10:31):
nurse repeat no, this, This nurse goes, guys, why are
you guys reading to it? He can't hear you. The
Charm of Childbirth and first Kids. And my wife looks
at this, and my wife just starts crying.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
That's pretty sad because he's in there.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
He's in the incubator thing, like, you know what I mean,
it's all enclosed, you know what I mean? Like, And
I looked at her the look, and I said, excuse me.
She said, he can't hear you. He's in the And
I said, I was told that we should read books
to him because he can hear our voice. And she goes,
(11:13):
they just tell you that he can't really hear you
right now.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Oh my gosh, dude.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
And I about lost it. My wife is in tears,
hysterically crying.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Dude, this isn't funny.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
But no, it's not funny. Talk about being jaded at
your job. Oh you want to talk about that's how
we are with artists, dude, Like, that's how we are
with that is everybody's like, oh you know, I'm like,
oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, the stars, man, they're just like us. How's it going,
how's the home? Oh you have a mansion and you
have a driver and a security guy.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Oh, they're like, Oh, I saw Tim McGraw was in
the studio to day. How was it was? That. That's fine,
But this lady has seen all this stuff in the
Nick you, so she doesn't want to hear you reading
to your kid. And I look at my wife and
I say, look, there's a shift change in thirty minutes.
Why don't we go eat dinner and we'll come back.
(12:04):
And we went to eat, and we went and ate
at Chili's and had some chips, salsae, some Caeso sponsored deal.
I don't know, No, it's just right by the hospital.
We ate, then we went back and I will say,
the rest of the nurses absolutely a plus that one.
Thank goodness. I never saw her again, so I just
wanted to give her a shout out six years later
(12:25):
that hey, you know what, you really pissed my wife off.
You really pissed me off, and you were an absolute bitch.
And I hope you change your attitude and maybe you're
out of the Nick unit by now. Dude.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
That's us, man, with listeners in the country artists when
they're in here and it's bad.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
You want a funny thing that happened though? Why he
was in the nick u.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yeah, because that wasn't funny.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I know.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Ray, I'm gonna start this with a memory from six
years ago. No.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
No, I started it with by saying, happy birthday. That's
it's crazy to me, Like when you become a parrot,
everybody tells you to time fly.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I have a cat.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I did not realize how fast it goes. I cannot
believe my kid, what is that?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
It's a broken record. No, you are every person that's
ever been on planet Earth. You know what my grandfather
told me, by the when he was sixty to eighty.
You think it goes fast, now wait till you're sixty,
he said, he goes even faster. I don't want to
hear that, which doesn't make sense. You think it would
slow down.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
You think it woud slow down because you got it.
You ain't got much going on, Graham said, I'll give
you a secret to life.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
It actually speeds up the older you are, so allow
this moment to travel at this pace.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
No, he was in the little incubator, right, and so
there's holes at both ends where you can stick your
hands in. So I'm sticking my hands in there to
change a diaper, and I take the one diaper off
and he farked, foreshadowing projectile poop straight out the hole
(14:03):
and nails me right in the chest. I had a
poop right on my shirt.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
So he could here.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
It was huh, Larry hear this? Yeah, so ay, baby, Box,
happy sixth birthday. You will never hear this in your life.
You won't understand how amazing it is. But I can't
believe you're six years old.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, we'll be bankrupt in fore clothes by the time
he hears this. Taking a break.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
No, I don't think it won't be bank but yes,
we're gonna take a break. You would you like to
say Happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Man, Happy birthday Box. I wish I got to see
more pictures of you guys, but I never see him.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Oh, here, you're gonna show you a picture. Let me
show you a picture here.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Right, Hey, Steve, how are your kids? I haven't seen them.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Let's see. Then he has four kids.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Amy apparently has a daughter in college. You have three?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I mean there he is man, there, he is six
years old. Oh my gosh, I mean he's just a
rock star.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
What's the shirt say?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Lunchbox rules?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Woo?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Someone gave me that back in Austin. I don't know,
I still have it. I mean it's crazy. Six years
freaking old, man, Ray.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I actually post my kids on a secret And.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
There there he is. There he is Ray, six years old today.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
That's the same one as the other pick. You just show, Yeah,
the other pick you look twelve.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah, it was a different pit. Yeah, the angle does
everything to it. Let's see if I can find another
one for you. Oh, here we go. There he is.
Happy birthday, Bud, six.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Six years from twenty twenty four twenty eighteen. Baser was
going through cancer when you had your kid. Wow, didn't
know that she was doing chemo and radiation.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
That's crazy and then crazy how time fly?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
We'll take a break and we're gonna talk Home Run
Derby right after this. Have your birthday, Bud.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Ray. Any shout outs you want to give that people
aren't gonna hear him. The nurse my son, Uh yeah,
gas station guy gave him twenty dollars in Charleston.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
And what did he sing?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah? See eyes blu I guess that was the wrong song.
But yeah, he'll never listen to this podcast. But there's
my shout out to him.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
So Home Run Derby Monday night. I watched zero seconds
of it. I have no idea who won. You can
tell me who won. All I know is I kept
getting text from my cousin saying, Oh, we're gonna be
in the action. Ooh, we're kind of high up. Maybe
we're not going to be in the action. Oh there's
been some going over our head and batting practice. Then
(16:35):
he hits me with, oh my gosh, Jim caught one.
Jim caught one. He goes, we got video Jim.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Who it was? Jim?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Jim's this boy that went with him. He had, He
had a couple buddies. He had Brim, Jim and Carlos.
Carlos is the doctor ism. Carlos is a doctor. He
lives in Dallas, so I think they all stay to
his house.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Carlos is a doctor. He used to work on our show.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Different Carlos, Holy shit, no, different, different, different, different dude.
He says he caught one and I didn't. And I
said who did he get it from? He said, Marcel Ozuna,
and he caught it and they made TV. They made
it on TV. Right, chuck it out. Watch them here
they go jumping up and down. They're jumping up and down.
(17:29):
They're jumping up and down. They said it was the
most six I mean, they paid six hundred dollars a
ticket and it was worth every single penny. They went
to the Major League Baseball Draft. They were on TV
all night first round, and then they went to home run.
Derby caught the ball and got on TV. Incredible, what
(17:50):
do you got? What do you got? Ray?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
All right, so you're gonna see Billy's brother one hand
this bit?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
What one hand? What hand?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
It's the whole thing. Okay, hold on, success, well hit play.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Oh my god, your phone was sucking. Hey, well let
me do it. Hold on, I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
The perfect angle for you.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Oh he can't. He let to hand it.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
He was about ball Barry. It was ten feet foul,
but I see him catch. It was a home run distance.
But that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
So hey, he didn't even have to pay six hundred
and he made TV.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Dude, Billy's dad's right next to him. I mean that
would have killed him instantly. Hey, Billy was in the stairwell. Oh,
and that's that moment Brother one pawt it and gives
his coworker CEO high five. Dads. There Billy was getting
drinks and port missiles in the stairwell.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
That's like when Cma Fest and I went up on
stage and I go, I just want to give a
shout out to my cousin Michelle. She's in the stands
the night. What up Michelle? And and she texted me.
She goes, oh my gosh, I just my husband Todd
just said, you gave me a shout out. She goes,
it was my turn to get beers. I didn't hear it. Cool.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
That's concert life, bathroom breaks, slow songs, dull lulls, the
time to get beers and drinks and bathroom Who won
the home run derby Tescar Hernandez. Somebody bad mouthed me
on the Facebook. I gave you guys four picks. One
out of my four made the semi finals.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Wow, it was weird.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Oh Zoona the Polar Bear, Polar elephant dude, he needs
to go in hibernation. That dude can't get home runs anymore.
And he just comes out. Me and Justin were saying, hey,
you don't ever hear about him from the Mets once
a year, though here he comes.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
He's doing bad o Zona place for the Braves. But Alonzo, oh, Pene, Alonzo, yeah, gotcha, got.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
So go back to the zoo whatever you were in
an igloo hibernation status. Do that again, because we don't
hear about him until it's the All Star Game, and
then he comes and puts up eleven home runs. I mean,
this is your last one, buddy. He got it nineteen.
In twenty nineteen, he won.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
And they did that whole special about how he does this,
and he concentrated, he focuses, and he's all I.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Was telling Justin. I'm a baseball guy. It doesn't help
to take batting practice for twelve straight hours before the
home run derby. The rest your muscles. Every time they
showed the guy, he's in the batting cage. Buddy, it's
a home run derby. Save the Jews.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Uh yeah, I don't know. My cousin said they were
batting practice for a long time.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Azuna sold, Alonzo sold. The only guy that succeeded was
Tescar Hernandez. I said he would be a semi finals.
He ended up winning it. But her uh Gunner Henderson
just not enough power. Lefty beautiful swing Rafael Palmero esque,
but just can't generate enough power. The guys that can
that were able to get past the first round.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Bobby Witt, Oh, Bobby WIT's good dude, he's a baller.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
That twenty should have never made it into the final.
It was a week home run derby. Bobby Witt was
making it. Bomber got it with twenty one. I should
have thought more about mom. He's taller, better launch angle
for the Phillies.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Alex Baum Oh boom, yeah, Okay, got it, Alec boom Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
But I would say if anybody really did watch it overall,
it wasn't It wasn't long. I mean, where's the where's
a judge?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I got a question?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Court wasn't in order?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Is the home run Derby dead? Yeah? Like I don't know.
I as a kid, I thought it was so cool.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
We placed a bat night. Couldn't even keep my interest.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Maybe I'm maybe it's not may. Maybe I'm getting Maybe
I'm becoming that old man. Maybe I'm becoming the old
man that doesn't enjoy it as much. Maybe I get
off my lawn. Maybe people still love the Home Run Derby,
but I had zero interest in watching the Home Run Derby.
My wife was like even, like, hey, don't you want
to turn it on to see if you see your cousin.
I'm like, I mean, it's a point zero zero zero
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one percent chance that we're gonna see him on the TV.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
The only thing cool about the Home Run Derby was
having family there. Baser the whole night I had it
on the iPad. She was watching something on the TV,
So I, Oh, are you watching home Derby? Yeah, home
Run Derby? What are you watching Home Run Derby?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Just watching? Oh? Did we bet it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, I got four guys the ones in the finals?
No big deal. I was twenty five percent on. Yeah
we lost the bet. Yeah yeah, oh yeah, Billy's there?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
But what Billy's there?
Speaker 2 (22:13):
It was the only time she gave a shit about
the Home Run Derby when I said Billy was there
trying to catch a home run?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, where's Maguire and Sosa? Where are the big dogs
like Aaron Judge, I mean even Schwarber.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Maybe he's been in it every year, just like is
he just like black Panda?
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I'm please, for the love of God, get out of it.
You haven't won it the last three years. But who
else do you need? You got the judges, you got
Azuna was a.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Good one one, so maybe.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Azuna got tired.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Oh you have only had three minutes. You had to
hit as many home runs as you know. You're kind
of he's kind of hafty.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
He was in the fourteen range and just gassed. He
looked terrible. And also Gunner Henderson, good luck in the
second half. That's gonna totally f up your swing, which
is beautiful for me. But Shoeyotani could have been in.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Oh yeah, shoe Hey wasn't in it?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
No why those are the bit But does Lebron go
in the dunk contest?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
That's another thing that dead is the dunk contest. Dunk
Contest and Home Run Derby are both dead. And I
used to love both of them. And maybe I'm just old.
I just don't enjoy it. I had, Like I said,
I didn't even know who what ti Oscar Hernandez. Who
does he play for Dodgers? Now he did play for
the Mariners. I did a little bit of history checking
when I was betting it, damn, But I went to bed.
I just bet on the semi finalist, so I was
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able to watch it for forty five minutes and then
leave dip out. Yeah, I mean, and then All Star Game.
I mean, just I don't care anymore when it doesn't
mean anything.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I thought it's home field advantage. Not anymore, it's not. No,
they took down a long time ago. Wow, because we
have it, I'm pretty sure it's good.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I don't know whatever. I may be just too old
that I don't care about it anymore.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I texted Justin, I said about the All Star Game,
I said, oh, is this text from Justin? Yeah, text
from Justin. I said, polar Bear sucks. He was hitting
base hits between second and third. I said, like, that's
not even the correct launch angle, you stupid bear bitch.
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And the adjusted went off on stuff that does you bake?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
No, I want to hear it. Please don't say it
doesn't make sense. When we are doing text from Justin.
You can't skip the text. You gotta read them.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
He said he could quite possibly be the Jamal Crawford
of baseball, not good enough to even start for the
paranormal Olympic team, but could come off the bench. He's
at the Tim Anderson of the home run derby ground
out to the third baseman, and I said, Tim Anderson
isn't even hitting my weight, and then he goes, Tim
Anderson is hitting my dog's body weight and average point
zero two zero breaking news from Tom Anderson to fight
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Jake Paul in a boxing match. You know your career
is tanged. Your fighting chain Paul in a boxing match,
or whoever the fuck it is Jane Paul. And I said, ah, yes,
a TikTok wrestling match. And I said, tonight's game ends,
wait for it in a tie. You're welcome. And he
said it goes from bad to worse with your picks.
You're officially done gambling because he did tail me. He
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did tell me but one.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
But the good news is I did get a text
from just In and let me read what it said. Okay,
is it about the Beezy? It is about the Beezy,
and I gotta find it.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
It's you and your kid almost same birthday, he said, Evansville,
celebrate with me July twenty six.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Let's not get the exact date. Okay, Evansville July for
my date of birth, which is actually July blank. We
will lose a lot of money and you're invited to
lose two, hide your kids, hide your wife, or just
bring them. We'll be back that Friday evening for three hours.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
We're gonna go back like we're mounting up, mount up,
We're about to pull up. Hey, guys, bus is leaving
in two hours.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Hold on, he's just gonna drive to Evansville for two
hours and then drive back the same day.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
I'm gonna dd just because I didn't think there was
enough entertainment to keep the girls. Because it's my wife,
his sister, uh Angelina. I don't know if she was
throwing the mix. I don't think for two days. Evansville
has the night life, the entertainment at the restaurants, the gambling,
the casinos, the sports.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Book, the pool. It has nothing, and.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
We're gonna be there a pool.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
It's gotta have a pool. I'm just saying, dude, I
get you, but I can't believe you're not gonna only
spend one night, Like, what are you gonna do? Leave it?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
I would I went there and stay to night with
Brandon O'Brien, Like you're gonna leave here at noon to
get there at two thirty, gamble for four hours and
drive back for more, I'll d D I can leave
at midnight. It's an hour and twenty to my house
to y'all's.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Good luck.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I don't know how long it tastes to get to
y'all's places, but.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
It's two hours from my place. Yeah, and I looked
it up, and the fact that Justin and I share
a birthday is mind blowing to me. Right, That's what
he was also saying, Like, we have the same birthday.
So this is what's weird. How many people, Okay, besides
your brother, how many people have the same birthday as you?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
You know?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Of what?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Abby has the same birthday as me?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Okay, that is mind blowing his bones now all the
time goes all right? Ray happy? Oh and it's also
Abby's birthday. Thanks Abby for stealing my thunder. Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Do you know how weird it is to have someone
close to you have the same birthday?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yes, no, I had a twin brother. It's happened to
me thirty eight times in my life.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
It's different with the brother. I'm talking about people you know, right,
But I'm.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Telling you every birthday I've shared with somebody, So for
a second, think about me.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
I am thinking about you because I want to talk
about how many people I share a birthday with. I
share a birthday with Justin the Pope. I share a
birthday with my buddy Oscar Tom Cruise. I have a
buddy named I have a girl that I know, Amy,
that I went to school with middle school, all the
way through high school. Still talk to her. She her
and her husband came. We went to a church together.
Same birthday and same wedding day.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Sabrina Carpenter rae.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
How weird is that? How do I have so many
people that have the same damn birthday?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Guy's parents hooked up at Halloween.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
No, I understand parents hooked up, But you become friends
with those people that have the exact same birthday. I
don't I find that so weird.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
But it is a popular time to have a birthday
when July, Yeah, because it's in the fall is when
your parents conceived.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I believe, so yeah, I just don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
I have no facts to back anything up.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
So all right, We're gonna take a break and I'm
gonna come back, and I'm gonna tell you. I don't
know if you consider me a scam artist. But I
felt like I did something kind of scammy, and I
don't know if I feel right about it, but I
made some money. I'll tell you right after this. Probably
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I'm a season ticket holder Nashville as Soon and we're terrible.
We are so bad. I don't understand how we're so bad.
But that's not the point of the story. So we
had Inner Miami coming to Nashville. Ray who plays for
Inner Miami Alba Messi?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Who's that other guy that came from Premier League? Now?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Uh, Jesse Alba? No, that's Jessicalba.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Uh, anyway, it doesn't I don't know what you're saying.
You're getting me out one of his buddies. Oh yeah,
he did.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
He did. God, I act like I don't know what
the hell I'm talking about. I bet it all summer
last summer.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Anyway, Messi and Miami are coming to Nashville. People love
to go see Messi. They'll pay more for tickets. But
here's the thing. Messi wasn't going to be playing for
Miami because he was playing for Argentina and Copa America Dirty.
So I was like, man, I don't want to go
see him play Miami without Messi. The casual fan, is
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it gonna know about Copa America. They're just gonna see
Inner Miami and they're gonna buy the damn tickets and.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Your seats sucked. They're basking in the sun the whole time.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
I know it's all night games. They only have two
games during the day, and this one was a seven
thirty pm kickoff.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Bring your sun screen eighty proof.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
So I was like, you know what, I'm gonna try
to sell these bad boys. And I look it up
and in my section, people are selling them for three
hundred a pop.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
That's the same when Messi comes to town.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Because Messi is supposed to be on Inner Miami, you
think all people are just gonna buy him. I was like,
I'm not gonna put them for three hundred. I'm gonna
put each ticket up for one hundred and fifty bucks.
That sounds like three hundred, one hundred and fifty a ticket.
That was for both tickets. Due they were paying them.
They had them up for three hundred of tickets.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
That's the exact price that I was gonna pay to
go see Messi.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Correct, So I put it up for one hundred and
fifty a ticket. Usually they're like fifty five bucks a ticket.
So I'm just like banking on casual people, not realizing
that MESSI was not playing for Inner Miami at the
time because he's in the middle of Copa America. So
I put him.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Up bacon On, Vandy Bros. And Hose Ding.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I put him up. Eighteen hours later, get an email,
three of your tickets have sold for one hundred and
fifty apiece. That's money. Thirty three hours later, your two
tickets have sold to Inter Miami versus Nashville SC sold
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every all five tickets for one hundred and fifty each.
And no messy those people, I guarantee you showed up
to that game thaking messy, messy.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Mess me where the is messy? That's dirty? But I
like your business acumen.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
But I got my money.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Yes, the average fan doesn't do the research.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
No, Because I even got a text from someone that said, Hey,
you going to the messy game this.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Weekend, Mike, Yeah, I got some tickets up.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
I'm like, hey, well, if you go to a stub hub,
I can get you some good seats for one hundred
and fifty of pop.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Here's the leak of some I was perusing.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
So I wonder if those people when they're sitting there.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Just Brew, you just crushed the dreams of four Vandi bros.
And one of their hose.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
They paid four hundred and fifty dollars to go see
Messy and they didn't see Messy. I do not know
what that feeling has to be like. It's sort of
like when you pay maybe NBA and you're like, oh
my gosh, Kevin Durants intown, I'm buying tickets, or Lebron James,
Lebron James is sitting tonight.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
That's different.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Was it different?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Yeah, yours was pulled a rug right out from under him.
I believe Justin hit me up about that game and said, hey,
he Messi isn't playing. Oh but I still want to
go to the game and watch it. So Justin did
his research. So it was a game. You could have
easily saw that he wasn't playing easily.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
All you do is turn on the team and see
Argentina in Copa America march into the championship, and you
would know Messi is not gonna leave Argentina's game, come
and play for Inner Miami, then go back to the
Argentina game. Not gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Gotta be real though, unless Justin said, hey, Messi isn't playing,
I don't know if I would have known that he
wasn't playing exactly.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
And those are the type of people I was praying on, right,
people like you, people that text me and say, hey,
you going to the Messi game this weekend? Well, no, idiot,
because Messi's not playing, but I'll take your damn money
and props.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Tick at soccer because it's confusing as hell. And also
the NBA equallys confusing. Now with the playing tournament, playing tournament?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Does it?
Speaker 2 (33:34):
What does it count for? When does it happen? What
games are playing tournament?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
In soccer? Oh, there's Copa America going on. There's also
was Euro America. Oh there's also your local MLS games
going on. I don't know MESSI go watch him? What
he's not playing?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
And then he got hurt. Did you watch the Copa
America final? Did you see the chaos?
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Spain won?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Well, they won euro and then Copo America is a
different tournament Argentina. One saw that.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Then marching in the streets, why do they both go
alump parallel with each other and play at the exact
same time and have a champion within the day of
each other.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
They were on the same day, within a few hours.
Confusing as hell. That proves my point. No, euro is
the European teams, and Copa America is North America and
South America.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Ghost freaking Honduras, right.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
I mean that's how they do it. They do these
two tournaments. And and did you see, I mean, people
just stormed the effing gate, dude.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Our friend Jackie was at the game and said the
ticket situation. She said, at some points they weren't even
checking ticket.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
No, they're just letting people in, so people that bought
tickets them get in because so many people storm the
gates that they had no they had to let just
I mean they were knocking people over. And then I
saw a little dog run.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
In got into the game, and like parents.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Were getting separated from their kids because there was just
so many people just storming the gates.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
They showed one of the escalators just completely demolished and broken.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
I mean, absolute shit show.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Well then people were saying, you guys aren't gonna be
ready for the Olympics. I guess in twenty twenty eight,
we got soccer, We got.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
The World Cup. Oh oh, we got the World Cup coming,
and we handled the World Cup the last time. Fine,
We're gonna handle the World Cup absolutely fine, It's gonna
be no problem. They'll figure it out. They've hosted the
Olympics in America. I think they'll be able to host
the World Cup. I'm sure it'll be fine. Well.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
And also though Jackie gotta love Upper Management and iHeart dude.
She was able to go to Miami, go to a
championship game. What on a Sunday?
Speaker 1 (35:28):
She doesn't live here.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Oh she lives in Florida.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Yeah, she lives down there, but her mail comes here.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
It does. Okay, that would all make sense. That's how
she's able to Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
And now we got an email said, got a favor
to ask if you and you and the boys and Arnold,
if you could throw out some birthday wishes. Twenty nine
in holding to my wife Amber, the big thirteen to
my son Chase, and number nine to my daughter Lily.
The wife and kids have be days within two weeks
of each other. So we can knock it all out
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with one shot out Thanks from Joe.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Thanks, there you go. And I got into Chris Mabes
stupid ass golf tournament for the Open.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yeah, I did join to make your picks.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Yeah, Rory Hovelin, Cam Smith, Tom Kim Harmon's Alataurus, but
he has in different tiers, so it's not like you
can pick the best right guys.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
I was in the PGA Championship and I think I
missed out on the money by like a couple of strokes.
But it said you have to have four guys make
the cut to win. Yeah, but my problem was I
forgot to pick a fifth golfer. I didn't pick the
fifth tier, so I only had four golfers. So I
totally did not. I don't know how. And I checked on.
(36:41):
I got on Facebook on like that Sunday night and
I was like, hey, did I win. He's like, I
tried to hit you up and let you know you
only put four golfers down. My bad. I guess I lost.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
So the reason I'm doing this guy is for market research,
just making sure our Facebook there's no scams going on.
It's not for gambling purposes, just market research, making sure
they're legit pools going on on there.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
It's a legit pool to base get into.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
No, she got it and goes pick the golfers Okay.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Oh, oh, the cousin has met Pedro. Martinez too, got
pictures of him and Pedro, and then he got someone
that I'm not sure who the hell that is. Yeah, Pedro.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Last thing he did was beat Don Zimmer's ass.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
He did beat his ass. I mean, damn.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Pedro's funny that. It's stuff he does on Fox for
the playoffs and World Series. Very good.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Who is that? Well television? That is? Eh? Uh ah man,
that's a tough one.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Ah, flat Guerrero.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
That's what I thought. But I'm used to flat having hair.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Now. These guys are getting older.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Dude, Okay, who that is? This gotta be.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Some famous Boston Red Sox second base and.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
They sent me a picture. I'm like, I don't know
that is Bud all right? Cool?
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Yeah, trouble with these baseball guys. They go into hiding
for about five years and then alone. Can you imagine
seeing him on the street. I wouldn't know what he
looks like. Mail Man, Hey, I mean saw him in
twenty years.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
It's a great point. It's amazing how these people just
disappear from our lives. Spud Web, Where's he at? Uh?
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Delonte West, where's he at?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Okay, all right, that one dude.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
They found him, he's freaking homeless at a street light.
Mark Cuban revives his life, then they find him homeless
again in the Virginia's or Carolinas, in jail, in and
out of jail, recovered his life, then back homeless again.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
That's I think they say he has bipolar right, and
he's off his man. I mean, it's it's sad, that's
and that's crazy that Mark Cuban just sees him at
a stoplight.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
I don't know if he did. I thought somebody else
tipped him off, and then Cuban went and found him
at the gas station.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
That's a good point. Someone saw it posted. Cuban went
to that gas station. And I'm gonna tell you what,
Mark Cuban seems like a legit dude.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Inspirationally, he inspired me in college. He used to have
a blog and I would read it every day. Really yeah,
and his blogs talked about he goes, Yeah, all my
buddies were all hung over growing up in college. I
would and he goes. I would just write read information
scripts or stuff on computers, on monitors, on tablet. He
would just read the instruction manuals and so he got
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really really smart with tech. He goes all my buddies
were hung over and just sleep all day. I just
woke up and started reading stuff.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
That's fascinating.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
A genius in four years, I just remember more to
it than that him working.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
When I worked for the Spurs and Mavericks, fans would
show up at the Spurs games and they'd hold up aside,
Hey Mark, why don't you trade seats with me? And
he'd go sit in the raptors and let them sit
in his seat's court side, And I thought that that
was the coolest freaking thing I'd ever seen.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Props to Billy's dad got to check it off the
bucket list, go to a home run derby his son
Bear pause one right in front of him, even more
of a bucking list item. What wasn't on the bucket
list was it was a foot from and dad right
in the back of the head, and it would have
killed him. It's tough to bring sixty year old people
to these games. Those ball there was all fifty there
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was five hundred balls humming at these adults. And in
the video Billy's dad's head is turned. It would have
smacked him right in the back of the head. And
he was a professional baseball player. For God's sakes.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
What's crazily we had.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
No injuries at the all start home run derby.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
That's another crazy thing. Is it your dad played in
the Miners and Billy's dad played. Yeah, that's freaking crazy.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
His dad even his dad played in World Series with
Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Eddie Murray. Maybe yeah, Eddie Murphy was pretty funny. But
I don't think he ever buyed in the World Series Murray.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
So I think Billy like gets him cameos from Eddie
Murray and he's like, is this for Billy Smith? I
used to play with Why is he? Why are you
getting the cameo from Billy him? And they do a cameo.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
That's funny. Did he ever win a World Series? I'm looking.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
But he gets paid.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
He still gets a pension.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
I mean that baseball man, if you can play it
for a little bit of time in football, probably too.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Ah, let's see Billy ed Smith. Is he from Hodge, Louisiana.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
I don't know if it was ed. Is his middle
name Billy Smith? Just the Baltimore Orioles.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yeah, that's him. He played six part of six seasons
second baseman. Yep, that's him.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Man.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Smith was originally drafted in the third round by the
California Angels in nineteen seventy one out of John Jay
High School in San Antonio, Texas. There's another person that
went to John Jay. He's in the NFL now. I
don't remember who he played in their pharmacism. That's ah Man.
He finished nineteen seventy seven with the batting average of
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two fifteen twenty nine RBIs in three hundred and sixty
seven at bats. That is crazy, he uh. After backing
up Dower again during the Orals Orioles Pennant winning season
nineteen seventy nine, Smith was released by the Orioles the
following spring. He signed a minor league contract with the Phillies,
but never made it to the majors for them. He
was purchased from the Phillies by the Giants in March
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of eighty one. After hitting one eighty and thirty six
games for the Giants, his major league career was over.
He is Major League Baseball Statistics average two thirty home runs,
seventeen runs batted in one hundred and eleven That's pretty cool, dude.
He always calls me, Oh, that's the ball.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
I guess it looks how you think it would look.
I guess they had like baseball bats filled with beer
at the game. That's cool, they're sucking them off.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
His dad always face times me and he's like, fuck
you man, he swears it.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
What's it? He hangs up. You'd all get a voicemail.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Oh my gosh. Billy's dad called me last night. Hey man,
fuck you.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
I gotta go see him, dude, I haven't seen him
in a minute. Oh that's really funny. All right. Hey
a going to the Nashville SC game tonight celebrating the
kid's birthday. I did hit up Nashville SC and I
was like, hey, you know, it's my son's sixth birthday.
I'm a season ticket holder. What can we do for him?
They're like, well, actually it takes five days for the
if you're gonna get his name on the screen because
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of the graphics. I'm like, you don't just type in
a damn computer and put it on the screen at
a here. Five days? Like, what do you have to do?
Just okay?
Speaker 2 (43:25):
There goes Colorado Rocki's game. They brought us a certificate
when we were ten, maybe presenting it to us. I
believe the mascot was involved.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Pretty cool, that's pretty legit.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Yeah, it would have been memorable for the kid.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Yeah, so my son's sixth birthday, his name will not
be on the Jumbo Tron, just so you know. And
I felt bad. I told my wife, was like, it
may be a good thing because our other two kids
there will never be a game on their birthdays because
one's in February, ones in October. They don't have games then.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
And also, what you gotta pay for that? No? Zero,
it's free. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
As a season ticket member, I said, hey, man, anything
you can do and he was like, oh, sorry, we
can't put it on the Jumbo Tron. We need to
know five days in advance for the graphics.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
I do graphics on our Instagram. We do them same
day minute.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Stupid.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
I mean, have you ever tried a what is it called? Uh?
In shot? I mean you can edit real quick? What
about cap cut? Oh boy? All right, have a great Wednesday,
and you know what starts tonight? Survivor Big Brother not watching? Okay,
I bet you watch.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
They were smart. They would take the Love Island cast
a bunch of bombshells and jack dudes and put it
on Big Brother. It would be the biggest season yet.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
But they would not applay Love Island didn't really and
they're just they're not gamers. They're more like, oh dude,
I get it, I get it there, Love Island. I
never watched Love Island. Love Island.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
It's the biggest on TV. It's just similar to Big
Brother and that it's every night. Oh so they those
producers are humping audio and video during the day and
then pump it to us every night at seven thirty.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Oh god, that's it. That seems like a lot. Where's
Love Island at? Like where do they film it?
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Tahiti?
Speaker 1 (45:04):
That sounds legit, and uh why it would be.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
I love the gamer angle. I just feel like we're
so into Big Brother gamers that we get to now
we get these people that are like space nerds and
then yeah, right, yeah, you need to go tuck there,
And I get you. You kind of want people to
be dumb. You want some people now. It's like you're
so into they're so into getting gamers. I'm a gamer.
You got eighteen gamers. I need a hottie. I need
somebody with some hangers and a dude that's in the
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gym for twelve hours. That's television.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
That is tele I mean there there was some good
hook I mean cor America from last season. They're still together.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Have you seen the cast?
Speaker 1 (45:39):
No, I don't look. And my wife was looking at
the other night and I was like, cause you want
to see him? Was like, no, I don't want to
see it until it starts. I want to watch him
walk out on the stage.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Baser like pulled up a dude, and she's like, you'll
like him. I was like, what the because he was Muscley.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Okay, Maser. I don't know if you know, but I'm
into you and your taters.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
I was like, pull up the female options. I'll be
into him. Like, what the are you talking about.
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