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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yop, I'm ready, yop, yoph. Oh, this is gonna be
a good pot. We got a special.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Guest, absolute disaster for five hundred please Alex.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Hey, let's go. Hey listen, we got a big week here.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Can we get some what? But? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
All right? Should we teach you about to do the intro? Yeah? Okay,
So Ray's gonna go. We are the one two three,
and then we're gonna yell sore losers. Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
We oh the one two three?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, what up?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
It's says't I'm in the North. I'm an alpha male.
I live on the North side of Nashville with Baser,
my wife, Farmland, ranchland. All of that over to the kid.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Good god, Baby Box is in the building. Yes, listen, guys,
it's a big week. We got a big week. He
is getting ready. Why why what do you start next Tuesday?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Kinderguiden?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
And so we are making this week all about him
what he wants to do, and he wanted to come
to dad ass work and so I said, you want
to come beyond the pod, you can be on the pod.
And so it may be an utmost disaster, it may
be all over the place, random comments. Don't know if
he'll even talk. But that's why he's here.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
So he can go drink because you said he can
do whatever he wants.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Okay, he can't go drink, but like he wants to
go to lunch and get these noodles at this one
place that we get these noodles that he likes. So
we are gonna go to an outdoor place to eat
these noodles. We're gonna sit in the sun, and we're
gonna have fun.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I'll tell you what. I never got to do that
as a kid. My dad an entire week. Say it's
a you week. I every weekend of my life worked
on the property, worked on the house. For my birthday.
I would get off Christmas. I would be allowed to snowboard.
It's just hilarious.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Well he's not old enough to work, he's only six.
So I mean he's got a big week coming up,
going to a new school. I'm gonna be meeting new people,
making new friends. That we wanted him to have a
relaxing week and a half of just fun and enjoyment.
And are we doing that so far? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
All right, hey, baby box, question for you. When your
dad comes home, does he take a nap or does
he play with you?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
He guys? Doop?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Okay, get the laugh track.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, So what have we done this week? What did
we go do? We went and we got you a
what what did you buy back in lunch? That's right?
And so we went to the store because he was
excited to pick his backpack and what kind of backpack
did you pick?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Spider Man?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yep? And you got what kind of lunchbox? That's right.
We looked at we looked at different ones, Spider Man,
we looked at Mario, we looked at other ones. But
he said, I already have a Spider Man backpack, so
I need to get something different for the lunchbox. You know,
(03:34):
he was doing spider web thing. He was shooting webs
at you.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, when you get your backpack on, you shoot webs
at school, to your teacher, to the guys or the girls.
It's awesome, dude, but you can only do it when
you get the backpack on tied. I lunchbox though. Peace out, bro. Daddy.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Still as funny as it was the first.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Anyway, that's what we're doing.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
And I got and you thought that we could pull
off a forty five minute podcast with a four year old?
Are you four?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
How old are you six? And if you can see
that he has a black eye.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I'm guessing brothers fight or something with dad trying to
get something out of a tree and a branch hit
you in the eye.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Tell him what happened?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Daddy hit the hockey puck on the wall, ran the eye.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
What are you Peter Forsburg at home?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
We were play hockey. We were playing hockey, dude. What
is he? Connor McDavid.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Some people call me Wayne Gretzky. I don't know. But
we were playing hockey and we have these little Predator
Nashville Predator hockey sticks, and we have a puck that
Wayne d was nice enough to give us when we
went to a National Predator's game.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, he's always pedaling those. So we throw it down
on the floor and we play hot and I.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Was shooting at the goal. He was his he was
facing the wrong way and I shot it and it
hit off the wall, boom right into the eye.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Is it plastic or is it a hard puck? Is
it made of foam?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
It's a hard punk.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah, you're gonna need to get a foam puck because
I had harder basketballs. I didn't want to get marks
on the wall. I don't even have kids like you.
You're a kid, And I told my wife, I said,
we got to get foam. That way, nobody gets hurt.
It can hit whatever it wants. So next time you
guys are at Walmart, tell your mom we need to
get foe. Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Isn't it more fun with the real puck though?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Yeah, it's a plot more fun with a poopie puck.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Hey, what's your favorite sports? You guys played hockey at home?
Your dad apparently?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
What else do welay at home?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
What is your your dad's like Ryan Johansson or something
at home? But what is your favorite sport at home? Yeah,
you guys are a soccer family, more your European family.
No less, you guys like your noodles. You enjoy a
nice juice box on the porch and the patio the
bistro in the afternoon, and nothing like a good old
(06:08):
game of sokka.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
And what else do you like? To play.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
That doesn't constitute as anything. Actually, what is that? Hoktua
on that? Hey, when you go to your school, can
you you can just wear whatever you want or they
make you wear certain stuff? Can you wear a logo
shirt you're wearing Nashville Predtris? Can you wear that at
a school? Probably at his new school. I am a
(06:37):
little annoyed because they make them. You can wear any
shirt you want. It just needs to be solid color,
that's what. Because you don't want to show class. There's
no other class middle.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
What happened to wearing Spider Man shirts? What happened to
wearing Pokemon shirts? What happened to wearing he Man? Or
your favorite Cub shirt, your favorite San Antonio Spurs shirt,
your Yankees hat. I mean, when kids have to stop
being so fun and have to be so vanilla and plain.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
It takes away the individuality. But there's no teasing then,
hopefully because of clothing and there's no money, you know
what's wanted.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I don't think it's a matter of money to have
a what.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
That was funny? That was funny.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
It's just gonna go down. It's our worst podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Now, Hey, have you ever heard the truck driver horn.
When you guys are on the interstate.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You hear that truck honking at us.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
What about when you go visit Uncle Pitt's tractor. Name
this sound right here? Wow?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Pretty good? Not bad?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Well done?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Predator's goal.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
So anyway, I'm a little disappointed in that. And then also,
what are you leaving? You're taking the headphones off? We
go shopping for school supplies, right, yeah, and it says, oh,
you got to get some some buying like a folders, yeah,
number two. So I'm thinking, oh, great, we're gonna get like,
you know, baseball players, you know, on the front of
the folders and their stats on the back, traffrick keeper
(08:15):
And no, it's they have to be a solid color.
That's it. And I'm like, why are we doing this
where it has to be a solid color? What happened
to them being able to get like a unicorn on
the front of a folder? Why do they have to
be red? Blue, orange, green, yellow, purple, pink? White? But
why are we doing this? Why can't kids have fun
(08:37):
folders anymore?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Woke man? I don't know, Hey, leave the windscreen alone,
your little chess.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
No, you can't mess with that. It make too much noise.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Because you can hear that. Can you hear that in
your headphones when people are driving down the road or
truck drivers, then they're gonna hear that into their speakers.
You want it to be pleasant to the years, so
people want to listen to this. Yep, there's that. Let's
have the counter it is at five and the you're
a poop ahead.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Anything else you want to say?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Whoa I thought he was gonna go with the boleep button.
No less, you are.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Pretty head absolute disaster. But anyway, so I'm a little
bit disappointed with the individuality that we have at school.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Now. Yeah, he get up to the mic. Boy, if
you had your choice, what would your folder be? What
would you want on it? Because we already heard you
got Spider Man on the backpack, tied I on the
lunch bailed and makes no sense. What do you want
on the folder? Baseball? Football, maybe soccer? Home alone, Kevin,
(09:51):
come on, that's what that was. That's what that was.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, and he's been having a blast, like he's been
eating all the snacks at home. He's I mean, he's
just been having the time of his life. This week.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
It's indulge week just because you graduated one level of
schooling that wasn't even a prerequisite or accredited.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I mean, the only problem was he did on Sunday afternoon?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
What did you just fart soundly?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Did you toot? Do you need to go to the bathroom?
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Check your drawers? Boy? You think it was a shark? Yeah,
it probably was.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
He waits on Sunday afternoon, He's like, that, is the
doctor open? My throat hurts?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
That's not good.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I'm like, no, not today, Bud. I'm like, I'm thinking
he's just being dramatic. And he woke up Monday morning.
The first thing he asked the wife was, mom, is
the doctor opened yet? My throat hurts more than it
did yesterday? And I'm like she texts me that, and
I'm like, oh, great, making an appointment. So Monday four
thirty we go into the doctor.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Did you do that in the doctor's office they diagnosed
you with too much poop?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
What do.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
You want me to do that? It sounded like something though, anyway,
So we get to the doctor's office. The nurse comes in.
She asks what happens? You know, what's going on? He
tells her, Oh, my throat hurts. She's like, let me
look in there, and she takes this little cotton swabs
you know, digs it in the back of the throat.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
That I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
And they said, all right, we'll be back in about
ten minutes. Hey, And then what did you tell me
at the doctor's office? You said, what I gotta do?
What when we were at the doctor's office?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Kid doesn't remember two days ago?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
What did you have to do? You remember? He goes, Dad,
I gotta go poop.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
At the doctor's office. You couldn't wait till you got home.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
And he starts like doing the dance. I'm like, uh oh.
So we go to the bathroom and I mean, you
want to talk about smelling up that doctor's office, dude,
Like all.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
The nurses and doctors had to clean that after you left.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
And then he was like, Dad, do I get to
pein a cup today?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
That is gross?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Because he got to pein a cup one time and
put it in the little thing where they check his pe.
And then he wanted to know, Dad, why do they
check your pe? What are they checking your p for?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Can we find out the verdict before I have him
in a room confined with me? If he has the
novel coronavirus.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
So then we go back in the room and he
was positive for STRAP.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
And that was less than forty eight hours ago.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
No, that was on Monday.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Ray, I have time stamped it and also predated it.
He posted it.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
He's already had four doses of antibiotics.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Oh my gosh, you just combust. What are you an alien?
Are you a human?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Are you a human?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I've never seen a kid do that before. Hey you
okay over there, that was so much energy just built
up and you released it all at the same time.
Oh yeah, the odds of this making it to forty
five minutes. Put your money down now, this is pretty funny, yell.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I mean this might this might be the worst spot ever.
I'm sorry, Ray, but I was trying to make a kids.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I don't even care because we had a hell of
a second quarter and I will see myself out. Wow,
I'm talking about in the ratings. You think I'm talking
about the Olympics.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Oh, I thought you were talking about the Olympics. I
thought the basketball team was playing already.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
We had a highly successful quarter, so it always motivates me.
It was a post. I'm gonna pump up the YouTube again.
I am gonna give it to X. I am gonna
pump it every day on Twitter. I'll be giving my
all to Instagram. The ratings justified my posting on socials.
(14:07):
Sorry if I weaned a little bit from that, but
good god, we had a hell of a ratings period. Man.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I will say that you're like the different pictures you do.
I'm very impressed.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Dat are you talking about just normal pictures? When I
text you and say, hey, man, no, no you did this?
Will you send me a picture of it? No?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
No, Like every day when you post the pod and
you post like a weird photo like the bushes and stuff,
and you put our faces on it. Well done.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Usually if it's a picture on our Instagram, it's some
picture I sent to my wife, to Justin, my parents
or Billy and Danny. Those are the only ones out
there because they just sit in my phone and I'm like, well,
might as well just use it for the podcast. And
then I had the Vegas ones, dude, Thank god Jay's
sister was taking pictures. Those pictures were I mean, talk
about a thousands of Vegas or the Vegas of the
(14:54):
North Emmonsville. Yeah, and then thank god Justin's sister took
those pics because it was able to put faces and
pick to my stories. And as I looked at those pictures,
I said, damn, I told some good stories. You did
tell It was me, Justin and the dealer getting in
a fight and it's an action job. Justin about to
yell at the dealer.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
And then it had a picture of Justin and Tafta
and drinking some beers at the table and it showed
the sports book. I was like, wow, they did a
great job of documenting Justin's How old was he?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Uh? Touching forty? Maybe a hair off of it?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
For what.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
He is? He has your dad ever taking you to Vegas?
Dumb question? Next one, is your dad ever giving you
a milkshake? Yeah? So is that? Is this week a
milkshake type week? Or what is it? If you if
you eat your own stuff, you're just choosing noodles. I
(15:52):
would be choosing sweets and candy.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
When do we make a milkshake? What happened? When did
you get a milkshake?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Is it one? You go buy it at a store,
your mom does the milk ice cream, and you mix
it and you got the vanilla extract and you can
just do your own milkshake at home?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Where'd we get the milkshake at.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
The butler made it?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Remember who's the butler?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Hey, I've always asked him. Do you guys have a
moat around your house? Like water around your house? Now?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Okay, but hey, how did where did you get your
ice cream? Your milkshaked the other day?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Think back, I'm sure it was a really complicated day.
Played with toys, slept, hit a hit a pucket device.
Ohd I do.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
You want to tell him how you got the milkshake? No,
we made homemade milkshakes.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I called it.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
We made we we we threw the uh. We threw
four bananas in the blender through vanilla ice cream.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Oh? Did did the banana where they whole? Or cut up?
Do you like a banana? Cut up?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Hey? What happened?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Who?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Who cut your banana? That one?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
I cut my banana? Your aunt? Yeah, you cut my banana?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
And he still tells her to this day. He'll never
let her forget it. All Right, we're gonna take a
break and we'll come back. And there's no way people
are still listening to this, but we will be right
back right after this, dude.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
We're going for the whole forty five minutes. Uh.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
The Olympics. Let me tell you, I am all in.
I have been watching and watching, and yesterday that rugby
finished the most amazing thing ever.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
We got the quad cam on, so if anything amazing happens,
we will lie.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
We got the sixth cam, man, we got the sixth
cam and it looks amazing. I don't know what we're watching.
We got Oh, were USA up there in the volleyballar
we losing hold on?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Dude? The quad cam is awesome until you can't read
the scores because they're so small.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
And they're so blurry. Well, we're up two sets to none.
I did watch our US say girl in archery yesterday.
It was like a two hundred meters target and she
was up two sets to none. I don't know if
that's right.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
But what USA soccer won? Nothing, that's right?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
And then what we did? Did we watch that?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
And when we yell USA, USA, Usa Usa?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Yeah, we watched the USA soccer, but I watched this
archery chick and then.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah, of course she hit the target. Reach out for
these lives.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Well then all of a sudden it was tied and
it came down to one last arrow and the girl
she is shooting against goes first. I mean, they put
that thing right on their lip and they got band
aids because it rubs their face raw. And I'm like,
well that seems dumb. Wh I put it on your
face then if you're just gonna bleed every time? But
she got it on her and the girl shoots and
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she gets an eight, and I'm like, oh my god,
all we had to do is not get an eight.
What I'm hungry? Oh you are, that's a problem. Okay,
give me a minute and we'll get your snack.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Okay, okay, paints.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
And I'm like, okay, all she has to do is
get a nine or ten and we win and we
move on.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Yeah, everybody's a big.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Like set me.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Everyone's a pickle butt. You got it. So the USA
girl gets up there, push it on her mouth and
they're showing her heart. They have a heart rate monitor,
so showing it on the TV. She's only at eighty.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
What is this Love Island?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
And they said, listen, she's so good. The more intense
it gets, the lower heart rate.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Is stl that come on? And so she put a
heart rate monitor on somebody in the bedroom. Man let's see,
I think spike and so.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
She gets up there, push it back. She's trying to
get steady. Jim, Oh, she's about to take the shot.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
What is it, Intrico calling it?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
No, somebody just just remember Beco put it in your shot.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
They brought in nance for the big call.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Believe in yourself just for staying the same routine. Eight
we tie, So we got to go to a shootout
one arrow each. So my question to you is do
you want to be the one shooting the first arrow
or the second arrow?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Always second, because you can see what the first guy does. Man,
that's in every game, golf, basketball, see I think thunder
and when we played at Bones House, you always want
to go second.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
I always thought you want to go first to put
the pressure on the other person.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Second overtime in college football, you want to see what
the other team does. You always want to go second.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Okay, so we go second. So the first girl steps up,
I don't worry.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Simone Biles already landing commercials for Visa.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I think they filmed that before. Do you think they
filmed that last night after they won the goal.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
That's what I'm saying. That's how these athletes cash in commercials.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yeah, what what I know. I'm in the middle of
a story. And then I will get you something to neat.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Okay, I am hey, little amgo a little amigo.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
You said you wanted to do the pod. We're doing
the pod. Okay. And so our girl gets up, she
just has to get their girl gets up nine.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Oh my god, what's the most you can get?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Ten? And I'm like, here we go. We had two
arrows to win it. Twice we could have won it,
and we tied both times. Come on arrow, this time
she steps up eight. We lose.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
We missed by one marking of an arrow.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
She missed it. She had two times to win it
in the regular rounds. All she had to do was
not get an eight both times. She got an eight
both times, and then this time she gets an eight again.
I didn't see her getting eight the whole time. And
then the last three arrow she does eight. She folded
like a long chair. The choke job of the century.
I don't even know who was favored by. Yeah, well
checked it betting sites, so they'll let you bet on it.
(22:01):
Check the That's what I'm saying. What if it was
windy the arrow accidentally hits, the ref kills him. That
could be dang it.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
That sucks. Yeah, there are craploads of sports, so he
didn't even know existed. I mean, maybe just stick to
the main ones we got. I mean, I get wrestling
and I get karate. But now there's this one where
they wrestle karate. Come on, guys, Yeah, I don't really
understand it. Look at it. They're playing dummy sticks.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
So I'm saying there.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
I mean, I excuse my French, but half these guys
look like they're locking each other. And how do you
rate that? Oh, he was better a missionary.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
But I don't know how you get a point in
this one. They're grabbing on their jerseys and they're you
missed it because a second ago he's grabbing on his
Oh and there's a bug crawling up my side? What
is going on over here?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
All right? Play by play, Lunch's kid, baby Box is
now attacking lunch Box from the back. Smart he's defenseless
with his hood on.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Hey, have you been watching the Olympics or what's going on?
And so, in honor of us winning the dude the
rugby finish, when that girl breaks away and running, I
got chills up my back and I'm going go go
go Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
I mean, what do you she played for the Chicago Bears.
You guys just won the conference. It gives an ass
you've never watched the support.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
It's about the country.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
It's about the country.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
When are you going to call for the star spaker
and that.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
In honor of their bronze medal, in honor of the
women went in the gold last night? Let's pay the
national anthem.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Gets read.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
The bombs burst? Do then that a flag.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Saves star space? Who are they.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Of the of the p I got a question what
if that ending was the worst part of it.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
The Olympics wanted to trol the United States and every
time they won a gold medal, they played that can they?
I don't know. I think the Olympics is supposed to
be an impartial like group. Yeah right, that's why they
started with the three way during the opening. I mean
the three way and the opening ceremonies was awesome.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Are they in the room?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
I will say we finished the opening ceremonies last night.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
That would be like me and your mom son, and
then also the neighbor and we neighbor Jim.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
We finally finished the freaking opening ceremonies last night, and
let me.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Bring over the hammer. You know what I'm talking about,
not the tool. I don't got any backyard projects. See
it ten Hey, you know what I ask in wonder
The people that are cheering it on. I get the
ones that are parents are probably retired. The people that
are our age. Are they just rich kids? Are they
(25:29):
hanger onners? Who are who the are they?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Dude, I don't know. But there was people sitting there
watching the archery. I'm like, you can't even see the
target from the stands. What are you watching? If you
are not a family member, then what are you doing?
Maybe it's a C and B scen thing. It's just
to be there in the moment. Maybe they got a screen.
It's like Cowboy Cowboys Stadium. The screen's bigger than the
action on the field. And people don't even watch the
game on the field. They watch it on the screen.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
I told you that, dude. I went with Billy and
I don't think look down at the field. It's so bad.
We're watched it. I said to South. We're drinking our
Cowboy margaritas, And I said, dude, We've watched the screen
the whole time. Why did we even come to the game.
You can easily do this at home.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
But the opening ceremonies, I don't understand that. I have
one problem with it. It was a week ago, right,
but I'll address it. Yeah, well that's part of it.
But Lebron James, what, that's a good one. He was
the flag bearer, him and Coco Golf, maybe, I think,
But my whole thing is, listen, Lebron already gets enough
(26:31):
media attention. He already gets the spotlight. Enough, Okay, why
don't we give it to one of our swimmers or
our badminton players or someone that doesn't get the spotlight?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Give it to the person with the biggest ego, Lebron.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Right, give it to Lebron who already has everything. Why
not give it to Caleb Dressel or Katie Ledecci, who
are actually people that no one ever gets to see
in the spotlight? What's up?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
But what I mean? At this point, I was just
proud that they had the flag out there. I thought
they were just going to have an empty flag bowl.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
At one point, I just didn't understand why Lebron is
carrying the flag I'm like, this is stupid, Like, give
it to someone else.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Interesting point. I haven't heard that angle before. I don't
watch any of the news stations, but that is that's true.
Why not give it to somebody that needs needs that
that TV for a second.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yes, it's their one moment that all day. They are
a swimmer in the Olympics. You're never going to hear
from them again. You never see these people after that.
Let them hold it. Also looked miserable. They're on the boat.
They had to be on that ball.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Yes, my name is not Babybox.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Wow, he's been do not don't he's been stewing on
that for a while. Don't anyway, I am.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I that's a good yell.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I couldn't understand it. But what I loved they did
at the end.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
In but also they're doing it for TV man everybody.
It's a recognizable face.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I understand. You know who else carried the flames the torch?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Ray Thorpe not about Lochte.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
No, no, no, Rafael Nadal carried the torch. He's not
from France.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Yes, so did Snoopy Dog.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
No, No, he didn't carry the torch in the opening ceremonies,
and so he handed it off and then Tony Parker
held it for like half a second, then he handed
it off. And this is what I did like about
the opening ceremonies. I know we're a week late on this.
I'm sorry, yes, sir, not not who's there, poopy, but
(28:40):
who Yeah, that is what I like to hear. Uh yeah, funny.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Anyway, they started going to old Olympians from France, like
their first ever uh swimmer to win an this a
gold medal in this event, an old fencing person. Then
they ended it with the oldest living gold medalists from
the from France. He was one hundred years old, and
they hand him the torch. That to me was fantastic. Yes,
(29:16):
fantastic dunk.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yes, I'm curious Olympians didn't some Olympians get busted.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
I don't what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (29:28):
I don't want to say their names for drugs for
doping win. I mean, haven't there been plenty of them,
a lot of them. They're all in jail the United States.
We can't put any of our guys to do the
torch because they're all imprisoned. I know that ray illegal
doping scandals.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Don't quote me on this, but.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
I believe it was Marion Jones. Oh she got busted.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
She got busted me big, So what are we gonna do.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
We're gonna have a doper take the torch.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yes, not snack. Who's there?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Chicken?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Farty head, chicken party head?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Who?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeh?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I knew how that one was gonna end. I didn't
know was going to start though, knock, who's there?
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Poopy face?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Daddy, poopy face, daddy? Who you?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
They all seem to end the same.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Got another one or that it do? We need to
take a break and get you a snack. All right,
we'll take a break. We'll be right back. We're gonna
go get him snack. Got me bears dad, Yeah, that's
what he thinks. Fruit snacks is a snack, but it
really doesn't fill you up. I don't really understand that one.
We'll be right back. Really, we got the kid a snack.
(30:50):
Hopefully this tides him over.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
I am.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
I want to apologize to the listeners. I thought he
was gonna talk more sports. I thought he was going
to be more into this. Maybe he was going to
be into it for five minutes. I should have known us.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Go all the way.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
They might go on to the gold medal game.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
No, they'll just settle for a bronze.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Man.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Oh, I mean Treco on that call, Dude. Those Australian
girls immediately in tears, and I mean look at them,
they are just in shock.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
The Titans need to give her a call. I'm saying
we need that in the backfield. We just got Taja
Sharp and apparently we got this Pollard guy from the Cowboys.
But those wheels are used. Man, I don't know much
more mileage he's got on those tires. Ray, it's got
good tread though. And what is this down here?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Is this tennis? What are we doing here? And this
is another shooting one.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
I don't even think the ref understands this game.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
And we got USA Women's volleyball.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
I love that all these archers they're all from Montana
and North Dakota shoot animals. Oh one of them was
actually from the Bronz Unks.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Like when the shooting ones. Why don't we get people
from Memphis? Ah?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Man, Oh dude, we're actually knocking this out. Having about
seventeen games on the TV, I can say I've watching them.
Was every sport known to man?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Yes? Yah?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
What woo?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
One's footsnats you.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Do haro, Why don't you throw me one? See, I
knew you weren't gonna SHAREO one' nuts. That could be
a funny joke if you say it properly.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Are you gonna put them in my hand? Hey?
Speaker 2 (32:41):
You know how I knew you weren't gonna share, because
nothing changes over generations. My generation, your debt, your grandpa's
generation didn't share. We didn't share, and I knew the
new two thousand and four improved. Kids still don't share
forty years later. Do your brother share?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Do your brother share?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
I knew it you were talking about. Don't share nut
That's what I thought. Decades have happened since I was.
Your grandfather was a kid, your dad was a kid.
I was a kid. You guys still don't share. Wow,
that's America, that's American. A nutshell, because if this podcast
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was in a third world country, you kids would share.
You would share your water, you would share your oat meal,
you would share your grits. But an American kid till
this day eats their gummies, eats their nuts and doesn't share.
And I will hang up and listen, So help me God,
(33:46):
you got the gummies and the bag of nuts. That's
a full course meal for Amy. Dude, you're never gonna
want lunch.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Amy. We're speaking of Amy from Four Things with Amy Brown. Anyway, dude,
what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Dude? That take them off the table. That's where Clay
and Buck put their dirty gas station soda cans.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
It's okay, anyway, we're playing.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Buck go to do a political report and they got
gummies and nuts sitting all over the table.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
There is it good? Is it a good snack? Can
you tell us?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
What are you excited about for kindergarten?
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Sports? Recess learning? Mascot?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Hey, are is there anything you're excited about for kindergarten?
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Playing with my friend?
Speaker 1 (34:38):
What are you gonna play?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Soccer football? Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
You got a soccer field?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
You know, right? But he's just asking for the podcast,
So then the people listening in their trucks and cars
can understand.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
What you do.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Yeah, hey, do you do you know what your new
school are you gonna be? Do you get a ride
from your parents?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
There?
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Are you right? A bus? A yellow bus is a
yellow bus? What you do?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
You're going to ride a yellow bus? Aren't you? Are
you excited about that? Yeah? Yeah? Do you know what
we're doing tonight. No, uh, we're going to the Nashville
soccer game tonight. You know who we're going with. Your
little buddy that was on your basketball team that's got
(35:28):
blonde hair. My Yeah, we're going with him and his dad.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Markets.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Isn't that good?
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Not Michael?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Well, you are quite the fan. How many soccer games
do you think you've been to? I haven't been to
one yet.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Have you been to a lot?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
That's cool?
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Who are some of the players on the team? You
want to name him?
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Workers?
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Who else?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Honey? Who's the goal even? Remember that dude's name?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Who's the goalie?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Joe Milly?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Who else plays defense? He's number? What is he? Number
eighteen or number fifteen?
Speaker 2 (36:11):
What the soccer family?
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Oh? Eighteen? What's his name?
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Jack Mine? America is now a fan of soccer. Dude,
it finally happened because when we were kids. I hate
to go back in history and look at the timeline,
but they always said soccer is gonna be big. It
was never big. Then in the last twenty years, I said,
it's me beg.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
It wasn't big.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Now I can officially say, in twenty twenty four, I
think soccer may be big.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Dude, He knows. I mean, that's what I'm saying. I said,
he's he fifteen or eighteen eighteen, he knows it. They
know what.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Kids are big with numbers. Boomer always remembers scores of games.
He's like perfect mind. But not he gets bees.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
It's like when we play, like we play soccer in
the yard and he wants to be a player. He
wants to. He goes on the side of the house
and he makes me announce them and he runs out
like they do on the soccer, like how they walk
out of the tunnel and you have the ball sitting
there and he grabs it off a cone. I mean,
we cannot play until we do that.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
And then do you guys play two on two since
you got the other two brothers or how do you
play it?
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Usually we play those the older two versus me and
the youngest.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
The youngest is the weakest player on the family team.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
And he cries a lot, right done you cry? Why
does he get mad because we do what? Because you
do what?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah, of course you do. You're six. He's a new boar.
He's two, and you're stealing the ball from him.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
It's soccer, Is that what you're doing?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Soccer.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Yeah, and whenever I steal the ball from a hit
from baby Box, what do you do? You fall down
and you yell what Oho?
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Of course? Yeah, flopping like a true re European than
he is. Do those players teach you to flop because
that's all they do at those games. They barely get hit,
falling all over the ground. It's ridiculous, but it works.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
It does work.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
It translated it over to the NBA. They do it
all the time now too. You know what I love.
I wanted to tell you this. It's not even a
great segment what I love about the European or wherever
they're playing the rules. There's no kickballs. These players are
kicking the ball all over the place. They keep playing.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Oh the basketball, yes, and oh and there's no golts ending.
They hit it off the rim, do they really?
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (38:27):
I saw Lebron the dude shot a free throw the
other day and it was hanging on the room and
he was walking, jumped up and tapped it off the rim. Beautiful.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
And there's no one to this half court. If you
call a time out, you still got to go the
link to the court. You don't get it on the
other half.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Ah, I liked it.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
I didn't know that it was great. What was the
other some of the other they don't call as many
fouls perfect. I don't want the game stopped, actually really,
I mean there were guys just getting touched all over
and they just let him play.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Oh, they do the handball, dude. I don't know what
the strategy is in handball. I know what it is
in pocket pool, but I don't know in handball, and
they literally should just they foul them every single time.
It's like they just wrap them up and then they
just restart the play. I don't understand why you wouldn't
foul every time and handball, but the announcers still, once again,
(39:13):
they don't give me a reason or strategy. Why they
don't I have no idea, but it is freaking fun
to watch see.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
That's what it is. The announcers do also have that
air of greatness to them. Guys, explain the sport to us.
I've never seen a guy with a ball in his
pocket and pulls it out and throws it in a net.
Just tell me what the hell they're doing. I mean,
it's not a mainstream sport in America. Why do you
think we have any clue.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
We have no clue. We're gonna take one last break
and then we're gonna come back. And we've got to
answer a couple of emails, and uh, we got to
give some advice. We got an email.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Dude, I gotta stop hitting that clip. I was in
my car listening on the sound system. I thought my
phone was ringing.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Says, hey, coachers, need a little advice. My twentieth wedding
anniversary is in August. Shout out to Amber, and we've
decided for a nice relaxing trip to Austin, invite a
friend over, gonna spend five nights there. And I see
all the website stuff, but I was wondering if you
guys could give me a few recommendations.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Reduce it to three.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
First, the three best Mexican restaurants. Second, the three best
bars in town. And finally, something romantic that will get
me something special that night. Pod still rocks, boys. Thanks
in advance, Joe. Here's the thing, Joe, let me tell
you about the three best bars.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Yeah, you're speaking for me too on this one.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
We haven't lived there in twelve years, man, thank you.
We haven't lived there in twelve years. Guys.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
When we were there, six wasn't even developed yet, it
was only First Street.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
So the only bar that I can tell you that
it is still there that is so fun and it's
a must do is Pete's Piano Bar. I think that
is a must do. It's dueling pianos. It's a freaking blast.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
What do you got to deal with them?
Speaker 1 (40:56):
No, I just think it's a fun.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Yeah, Ray Pete always pays me on the top.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
I don't know who Pete is, but it's a fun bar.
It's awesome and it is a just a great environment.
And then also the other thing I would suggest you
do Esther's Folly's.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
For a joke thing. It's comedy.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
It's a comedy thing and they do sketch comedy and
it is hilarious. You gotta buy tickets in advance. They
put on a great show. It's right there on sixth Street.
Those are my two suggestions.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
My thing is West when we went there fifteen years ago.
Is me Billy South Beach and Mike Miller and we
go to West six It was Dogwood the Ranch. Kung
Fu was over there as well. Don't even know if
any of them exist anymore, but that was popular when
I lived there. Food wise, I was Taco Cabana. I
get it to drive through. They got great marks, you
can go inside and the casadillas are phenomen baals.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Hey, Taco Cabana is delicious. It is so freaking good.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
You know how much I miss because sometimes with my diet,
all uh what is it?
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Fast?
Speaker 2 (41:56):
All fast until morning? The one thing I want in
the morning is case it is. And in Austin, Texas,
Taco Cabana would stay up until four am. Dude, I'd
stroll by, get it casadia, go to the Bobby Bone show,
then work out. But there's nothing like jump starting a
day like a three am casadia from Taco Cabana. And
(42:16):
that could be after a night of drinking. For me,
it was just the start. It could be the end
of y'all's days.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
I mean, Taco Cabanda's open late. I remember going there
plenty of times at two am after the bars were closed,
right there on Riverside. The Taco Cabanas open there took people.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Everywhere Arder to Patty's and jeez.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
So good. So yeah, I can you know, I'll had
to look up. I'll had to ask my people that
live in Austin still best Mexican restaurants because I have
no idea because I haven't lived there in thirteen years.
But hey, enjoy Austin. Those are our suggestions, dude.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
In these restaurant the turnover, you can tell it's probably
not the best investment in Nashville. I mean, oh yeah,
I go to Florida, Georgia. Oh yeah, that's closed. Hey
you should go to Layered Cake. Oh yeah, that awesome
place that my wife it's I think it's closed. It
wasn't open during the convention. Another Oh oh yeah, Paradise Park.
Oh yeah, Garth dropped his bar all over top of
that one.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Oh, Downtown Sporting Club. Oh nope, Garth bought out that
part and his whole bar is now Garth and in
Downtown Sporting Club no longer. He's this and no longer
Paradise Park, and Garth just crushed it all.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Yeah, coachers, good morning. I sent you a link on
Instagram regarding a golf record of two hundred and eighty
three holes in one day. Hope you enjoy that clip.
That's from Isaac. I did see that clip, and I
cannot bring someone played two hundred and eighty three holes
of golf in one day. And now let's go over
to baby box. Yes, sir, Oh we trash can. Oh,
it's right up. Oh you don't want those nuts? Valid?
(43:41):
I don't like They're just peanuts. You like peanuts? Okay,
Well you can just leave them there and we'll scrape
them into the trash can. Yeah, because we're about to
be done. Man, we're about to say buy You want
to say buy it? Everybody?
Speaker 2 (43:53):
You want to say? Whoa?
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Yeah? So Isaac, that was a crazy clip and I
don't that seems miserable. And here's stick to nine. Here's
from What's Up, guys. I'm happy that y'all know. I'm
in high school and I listened to the pod right
over there, right around the corner. But I've been listening
for two years. First off, I'd like to say I
believe Ray about the cowboys.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
He found the trash can.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
For those at home wondering, Nolan one is talking about them,
so I think they could be really good for no reason. Also, lunch,
how the crap do you know about NCAA. If you
know about hawk Tua, then you should know about the
that ha ha ha. Keep it up, y'all are amazing
and I don't and don't listen to the haters. I'll
hang up and listen on Monday unless lunch forgets to
(44:38):
post it from Stetson.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Thanks Stetson. Also, no, no hitting the keyboard after eight pm.
Sounds like he already had a cocktail.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Yeah, he's in high school. We got to work with
We got to work on his grammar and his punctuation
is run on sentences. But yeah, all right, Sorry guys,
that was it. I mean, that was a disaster of
a pod. I absolutely enjoyed it. I had fun. I
don't know if anybody else enjoyed the that. It's a
moment for me to share something with him before he
goes to kindergarten. I know, baby Box, but hey, any
(45:08):
message out there for America, you want to tell them anything?
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Well, I was going to say for us, props to
us in the last week two guests, Wow, I swerve
in Baby Box. Man, you s A you s A
U s A U s A y'all tune in next week.
We're gonna have Hawk Tua's grandmother. It's going to end
our three weeks. Hey, are you the best clip of
(45:38):
the day? Are you liking the Olympics. Are they a
lot of fun? Well? Look there's an intern over there
at Paris Olympics. Matt Lowers right around the corner. You A,
that's you? You s A?
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Do you want to hear the national anthem before we go?
Speaker 2 (45:55):
All right? Here?
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Put your hand on your heart. Here we gocket spread.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
The space, gave prol thro the night that Alan was.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
Oh sa dotto space bed.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
World for the.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Of the free.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
Hello of the by.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Us A U s A U s A s a
U s A us A kids stayed quiet for fifty
seven seconds. Holy crap, second of all, proud of his country.
I could not be happier to see the future of
this country right here before me.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
Hey, Bud, good luck in kindergarten? Kick butt? Okay?
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Hey, and if you brank that screen on that microphone,
you gotta pay for it. You got any money in
your piggy bank?
Speaker 1 (47:27):
What do you have?
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Yeah? Bit coin?
Speaker 1 (47:30):
What kind of coins?
Speaker 2 (47:31):
A dose coin?
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Don't you have the big coins?
Speaker 2 (47:35):
I paid dollar? I pay with etheroryum, Dad.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
No, he got half dollars? Where'd you get half dollars.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
From the two fairy?
Speaker 1 (47:42):
How mand you get too? How many teeth have you lost?
Two Wow, you're getting big, aren't you. You're gonna quit growing? Hey,
you're you gonna quit growing? No? All right, you ready
to go eat lunch? Okay, say say hi to Grandpa
(48:03):
and Granny.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
High remp on Grannie. Hello, Hi, cousin father?
Speaker 1 (48:10):
And what about what about?
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (48:12):
What about your uncle? Who's your favorite uncle?
Speaker 2 (48:16):
What if everybody that's a bad box?
Speaker 1 (48:23):
Did you hear him? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (48:26):
How did that just go? Yeah? Audios and magic?
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Hide them again? Hide them again?
Speaker 3 (48:34):
Hi, Poopy Joe.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
What if everybody that's a batter's box? That's the power
of audio and you too can be on the Sore
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Speaker 1 (48:48):
Was that fun?
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Dude,