August 2, 2024 • 45 mins
In this episode Lunchbox fills us in on his night at the NSC soccer game with Baby Box and his best friend. Baby Box had a heart to heart with Lunchbox about his feelings when it comes to Kindergarten and Lunchbox shares an email from the head coach of Nashville SC. Plus we break down the crazy folks on this season of Big Brother and they make us realize how a cult is formed.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hello, poop.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
No, he's not here today, Guys, he's not here. Yeah,
we got another baby box on the show. No listen,
and I wanna. I just want to say thank you
because I know I didn't even tell you. I didn't
like say, hey, you think it's okay if my kid
comes up. I just kind of did it. And I
appreciate it because you rolled with it, and I gotta
be honest. We listened back in the car with mom.
(00:25):
Mom was laughing her ass off and she goes, I
don't know if I'm laughing my ass off because it's
my kid, but this is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
And she said, yeah, Mom, your kids are always funny
here to you.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
That's probably true, she said, but she goes, Ray was
really funny with him and your comment like the comment
that sent it over the top, like hilarious for those
listening at home. He did find the trash can. That
was a home run moment that in the moment, I
didn't realize how golden it was, but it was absolutely golden.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I just did the fake laugh because I don't even
know what you're referring to.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Because he was he wanted to throw away the nuts
from the trail mix and he was like, Dad.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
He's looking for the all for the studio for a
minimum two minutes. What is this kid doing underneath my feet?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
And so then you said, is for those listening at
home he found the trash can.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I'm about to dump nuts all over Clay and Bucks studio.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And so, yeah, that was pretty funny. It was well done.
I enjoyed it, our listeners hopefully enjoyed it. If you
don't know what we're talking about. We had baby Box
on the podcast on Wednesday, sort of a special tree
for him. He's starting in kindergarten on Tuesday. This is
a week of him. He got to choose what he
wanted to do. He wanted to be on the pod.
And I don't think he really understands what being on
the pod means that other people are gonna hear it.
(01:48):
But man, he told my wife all day they kept
calling me baby Box. My name is not baby Box.
He could not get over that fact.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I offended at that, said, yeah, also, my take is
you presented it well saying it was some what was
it yes week?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
It's yes week?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Okay? Whatever did you get that from Amy?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
No? No, no, it's not yes week. I didn't even
say yes week, I just said it's more about him week,
just trying to make him feel special as he makes
this journey into kindergarten.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Right, So how can I say no to that? Second
of all, you've been in radio longer than me, so
you know what sounds good on the other end, So
I trust your judgment. I have no idea, and it's
your offspring. But here's I would imagine he's gonna say something.
I meet my kid. He doesn't talk well.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I had no idea how he would do, if he
would talk, if he would answer questions, because there's times
when I ask him questions and he's just like, I
don't want to talk, okay, cool, And then there's other
times he's talking of talkative talkative. So I had no
idea which way it was gonna go. If we were
just gonna do a podcast, he was gonna sit here,
if he was gonna chime in, but lo and Behald
he chimed in.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You never know when somebody enters that door and the
red light comes on, what they're gonna do, Boomer clam
job justin probably lock up Chess Day, frozen popsicle. Hey,
Chess Day's gonna knock me out one of these days.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
No, he's not gonna knock you out. I don't even
know if Chess Day listens anymore, but my cousin did.
He is catching up. He was on a vacation and
he caught up to the Home Run Derby podcast and
how we freaked out about the six hundred dollars for
a ticket. He goes, listen to you idiots freak out
about paying six hundred dollars to go to the Home
Run Derby at the All Star Game. When Ray says, Oh,
(03:33):
I'm gonna take five hundred dollars to the casino and
probably gonna lose it all. Like what, at least I
got memories and I have the moment of Home Run Derby.
What do you have sitting at a blackjack table? That's
every I mean, that's like any other day too. I said,
good point.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, we have the memories of the thick smoke and
me putting my clothes immediately into the washer when I
got home because I haven't smelled like cigarette smoke in years.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Man, it is a game changer, like going to the
bars back when they used to smoke and they were
changing the laws, like no smoking in bars. I was like,
who cares. Let the people smoke, it doesn't matter. And
that first weekend they didn't have cigarettes in the bar.
I went home and I was like, Holy hell, this
is amazing, greatest law ever invented.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I don't know if I explained it enough in Evansville
how bad the smoke was. It actually deterred you from
playing machines. When I would go up to my crap's bubble,
I'd hit it every once in a while. If it
smelled reek like smoke, I did a twenty and then
got out. I had to just chill for a second,
especially if stogy Boy was next to me. If it
was one that was burnt out and it was just simmering,
(04:38):
I was fine with that. But if there was a
person sucking off a dart, dude, I gave it a
good ten minutes before I went back over there.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I used to hate when in Vegas I sit down
at a blackjack table or whatever table you're at the
roulette wheel. I'm from Montime Craps, and the next person
next to you just sets their cigarette in the ashtray
and it's just the smoke is just coming your direction,
just like, oh my god, what are you doing. And
most people are like, oh, sorry about that, let me
let me move that over here. I'll put that out.
(05:07):
But you have that every once in a while that
person just leaves it sitting there. They're not even smoking it,
it's just sitting there, and then the smoke is just
coming here. Oh, it's so annoying. It's like the first
time I went to play bingo at Beach Well Bingo
and Austin and I went in, sat down. We played
bingo all night and we had a blast. We loved it.
(05:28):
At the end of the night, the lady's selling like
the Betty Boots the side games. She walks up, she goes,
you guys didn't smoke all night? Like, no, we don't smoke.
She goes, well, why didn't you guys sit in our
non smoking section. I'm like, oh, didn't know there was
one boxed off you're in your hand. Was so disgusting
(05:50):
the smoke because the ceilings are so low you could
I mean, the smoke was just everywhere, everyone in there, NonStop.
It was the disgusting night. And once I found out
they had a non smoking room, I changed my life.
I went every weekend in the non smoking room.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Never won vapes or a game changer as well, because
you don't smell them.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
They smell better, yeah, they but they still smell and
there's not as much smoke. It's not constant smoke. It's
like one puff and that's it.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
But they affect you it worse, if not equally, I
think worse. Then how do they not smell? What an
amazing accomplishment by the Americans or.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Did Americans invent them?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Ray?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
We beat them to the moon and also to the vape.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I don't know. We better start the show man. It's Friday.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Better pump it up. Yeah, we gotta get going completely
nothing weekend, blank sheet.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
We got just activity after activity this weekend. I don't
know what activity is, but we're gonna do stuff because
it's the first week. It's the last weekend before kindergarten.
This is the journey that it's not like, oh, we
can just take a Wednesday and go do stuff because
dude's got to be in school.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Perfect wild but in a good way, in a good way.
You need structure in your life. The fact that it's
been the wild West for the last three months. You
come home from work, take a poop per, what the
kid said, and then you have to do what he
wants to do.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, great, mare.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I mean when Boomer was here for a week, dude,
and it was a free for all. I was housed.
I mean, I was so exhausted. Every bone in my
body hurt. We went scootering, we went swimming, we went running, football,
pickle ball in the mall, restaurants, after restaurants, coke floats
until we were puking on each other. I might have
had it also one with beer. But that's what I'm saying, dude,
(07:40):
that's how you just experienced all that.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, and he picked the other day, he picked a
pizza restaurant for lunch. We didn't end up going getting noodles.
He changed on the way he goes, No, I want
to go to that pizza restaurant. We're like pizza restaurant.
Which one he goes, like the one by school. I
don't even know what you're talking about. It's this one
in a little brick building. I didn't even know it
was a pizza restaurant. I don't know how he knew
it was a pizza restaurant. And we walked in and
(08:03):
it was a pizza restaurant. They had like the gas station.
They had a little thing where it's circling. It's the
slices of pizza on a little ye and I'm like,
we're gonna to order a whole pizza because I'm not
eating those slices that just been sitting there for two hours.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
They go one right next to us, single slice.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
So we ordered it and we ate it. And he
was in Cloud nine and they had the TV on.
I was like, oh good, we could watch the Olympics. Now.
They just had a scenery of some mountains replaying over
and over on the TV. They didn't have it on
a channel that's free, cool man, awesome things. But yeah,
that was our day. Let's go. Let's start it all.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Right, we're gonna do it live. Arnold thought you were
gonna bring another kid, so he stayed at home. He
will be in on next Wednesday. Okay, so we're gonna
do it live. We oh the one, two three, sore loser?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports y'all.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
It's Sisson. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male
I met a Broadway girl, took her north of town.
That's where we live. It's about a two hour drive
in traffic, ten minutes without it, and there's nothing but ranchers, farmers,
a lot of crops, a lot of property. I believe
it's cabbage season now. I've also been told that it
is corn season in a couple of weeks, and I
need to give a shout out to our farmers out there. Hey,
(09:22):
O Tanner Bennett, next time you hit the tractor sound
on the pod, let everyone know Tanner MFN Bennett is
plowing the fields in South Georgia. Corn harvest is in
two weeks. Oh, so I'll be looking for that better
corn at the store as well. No, he said he's
(09:43):
gonna mail some of his corn. Right, you guys know
the address. Just send it to Music Row. They know
I s they'll find us.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah. We love corn on the cob at our house.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, give it to me, ready, put some butter on it.
Jacket off. I told you that's how the girl got famous.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I saw it. I saw the video.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Guys. All you gotta do is because it went on
daily email is type in girl Jack's off corn the cob.
I'm sorry, the search history. Don't do it at work,
but that she lives. She works upstairs. Yeah, she takes
the butter in her hand, goes to the cob, and
she said that's how she disperses it properly.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
And it was weird how she did dig her hand
in the whole tub of butter.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
That was disgusting, but then equally disgusting the motion she
made with that hand. I didn't think that was that disgusting, right,
I mean, it's a torn it's half and half polarizing.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah, but Ray, We're.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Going to do the same thing, although I'm going to
do it with my mouth.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
No, I was just going to talk about how we
had a huge day the other day because after we
left here we went to lunch. Three o'clock Wednesday was
what time the email was coming in the email we
have been waiting for all summer that we've been canceled.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
No, Ray, I knew that day would come.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
We're sitting at the computer at three o'clock, just waiting,
just waiting, waiting find out sc who our kindergarten teacher
was gonna be.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
How do they know him?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
You just registered, dude, You put your name and say hey,
I'm coming to that school, right, But is there the
website rape my teacher, rape my kindergarten teacher. No, you
don't know who that. I don't know who they are.
They just have They have like four or five kindergarten teachers,
and your name is going to get an email from
one of those teachers saying, Hey, welcome to my class.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
One, two three, name yours, Miss Williams Ms Curry. Man,
the memory is an amazing thing.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Man, my brother, my brother. What if everybody that's a
batter's boxed my sister.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
What if everybody that's a sister here.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
And me had the same kindergarten teacher, Miss Curry?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Small school, or if you were in Austin it was
a larger school.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
It was a larger school. It was Hill Elementary and
we just all three happened to have the same teacher.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah, ten percent chance, I'd say odds on it. I'll
ask Billy if he had Miss curR what was her name?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Ms Curry? Oh, text him right now. I wonder if
he did. I think he went to Hill or maybe
he went to Dass. He may have gone to Dass.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Dude, he's gonna text me about WTF. I'm doing a
million dollar business deal.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Uh. Anyway, so we're sitting there the name comes in.
We're all excited. Yeah yeah, we're high five and we're
getting excited. And we know five kids. Five kids, four
from the neighborhood and one from the the pre k
that are all going to that school. And we're thinking, Okay,
he's gonna be in the class with you know them.
(12:34):
So we text you know, child A, Hey you in
our class. No, Child B, Nope, not in your class.
We're in the class with child A.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Parents are answering for the kids. Yes, cell phone.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Uh. So we go child c uh no, not in
your class. What a bad Drawang, Okay, child d uh no,
not in your class. So we're down four kids down,
none of them in his class A and B. A
and B lived like three houses down from each other.
They're in the same class.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Terrible. I remember second grade when all the cool kids
with the hotties got in the same grade and I
ended up being with a bunch of outsiders. The outsiders
ended up being the best people, best friends. The cool
kids I thought were the ones you wanted to be
friends with. Outsiders were the ones with the best personalities.
We laughed the most. Couldn't have cared less. I was
with a bunch of uglies.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, child A and B. I was like, okay, I
would like it if he was in with them. Child C.
Don't really care for that kid, but they see him
in the neighborhood, right, but child C not really a
fan of that kid, kind of like a got an
attitude problem. I feel like, not really what I want
my kid. I'm like, you don't want to be friends
with that one?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Got that kind of castle mote attitude or a. So
now we're just down to the child E live it,
don't act like a kids. Is child E gonna be
in there with my son so he knows somebody has
someone in common, you know whatever. And we text child
ease mom, no response, no response. I'm like, oh, that's weird.
(14:08):
Then she responds goes, guys, I've looked through all my emails.
I don't have an email. Didn't even get accepted into kindergarten.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I'm like, my wife's like, what do you mean everybody's
got their teachers now. And she's like, oh, so she
calls the school. Yeah, private school, no public school, and
I don't know if she and she gets a hold
of someone. They don't have her kid registered.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
This isn't funny, this is detrimental.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
So she has to call some other city office like
where they do a list or whatever and say, hey,
you know what I mean, like we signed up, we're
zoned for that school. What's going on? And they said, okay,
we'll get it. We'll get your kid on the list.
Child Eve will be in a class. Give us a
couple of days, you'll get an email what teacher you're from.
So then this lady texts my wife and says, I
(15:10):
just got off the plane. I'm in the Baltimore airport
traveling for business.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Are you in lunch to together?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
And I'm having a cheap, very cheap, not very good
bottle of wine to decompress from the stress I just
went through as I was flying to Baltimore.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
How's the sex, ben girl.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
That's not it. So so far my son has nobody
in his class, but he doesn't know that because Wednesday
night we're going Nashville, sc right with his buddy, his
best friend. We're meeting him at the game, gonna have
a bro time. And we park our car, who pay
twenty dollars to park or walking in the stadium. He's
holding my left hand with his right hand. Wait, it's
(15:53):
just you and the kid. What did you do with
the other two?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
They stayed home, so it really was just baby Box kid. Well,
it was his buddy's birthday's present. His dad bought him
tickets and he got to invite one friend. Okay, because
I just never think I got one on one time
with Pops. It was always me and the bro and
the cists.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah, and the other two were very sad when we
were leaving without them, like that's not fair.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
This is huge. Just remembered it at Colorado Rocky's game. My
dad took me and left my brother and sister at home.
I was a kid that got picked. Wow, that's I
just had that feeling. That's how your kid felt.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Yeah, And we had to sit down the four year
old and be like, well, look, bud, you know baby
Box's friend. He got tickets for his birthday and they
invited baby Box.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
They the kids understanding this explanation, and we're like, justn't
you know what apple juice is? Now cut my banana and.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
My wife said, don't worry, you're gonna get don't tell.
Don't tell your brother but you guys are gonna get
a special treat.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
You guys are making back in deals alliances, You're gonna
get a special treat.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
They're already learning about secrets now and keeping secrets unbelievable when.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
We leave, when they leave, you're gonna get a special treat. Okay.
So we're walking to the game, and I'm gonna tell
you what happened right after this.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I mean, hell of a tease. I hope a homeless
guy came up and threw a shoe in the air.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Like I said. He's holding my left hand with his
right hand and we're walking. I said, Bud, inside joke.
Are you at all excited about kindergarten or what are
you feeling? He said, Dad, I'm a little bit excited.
I said, oh, that's good. What other so are you feeling?
He goes, He goes, I'm a little nervous. I said, why, Bud,
(17:43):
what what's going on? He said, Dad, I'm kind of shy.
So I'm a little nervous about all my friends meeting friends.
And he goes, but it's okay because I have the
you know, and he was naming the kids, ABC, D
and E. He's like, they'll be in my class.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yeah, son, I'm.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Like, how do I break this to you?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah, they might be in your class, but they might
be in your class. And I said, but then you
got to think of it. Every kid that's going to
be in your class.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
This is your time to shine, I said.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Every single one of them. It's gonna be their first
time at that school. Hell of a speech, I said.
Nobody tell them about Garrett, tell them about Forest. Have
never been has been to that school, I said. Just
imagine when I walked into kindergarten, I didn't know anybody,
and I made all sorts of friends. And then my
mom and dad decided to move. At the end of kindergarten.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Me and your mom walked into a ball together, never
knew each other.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Look at us now, so and so Granny and Grandpa
decided we were going to move at the end of kindergarten.
And so going to first grade, I had to start
a whole new school again. Granny and I went out
first grade. I walked into Summit Elementary and I walked
into Miss Anderson's class. I didn't know a soul, didn't
know anybody. It was Miss Curry that was kinner Garden.
(19:01):
Legs noted in first grade. I'm just there the two
hotties in my class, Amy and Candy. That's where I
met aj. I mean it happens, man. I said, you're
gonna be okay, and it's okay that you're a little
bit of shy. You'll meet some kids. He goes, okay,
but I'm just really sad right now because my brothers
(19:23):
couldn't come to the soccer game. Like okay, Like this
is supposed to be a good, happy moment. So we
meet up with his buddy. We go in the stadium
and we're all excited. Let me tell you there are
plenty of good seats still available for that game.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
As Dad placed his bets.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
No, there's no bets because they are so bad.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I thought you bet like sometimes over one.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Oh, sometimes I'm like all over three goals. But they've
been so bad you can't even you can't do that.
What about Tar Mooktar's there and our new coach. Let
me tell you it was his first game on the job.
And I did get an email from him before the
game and and it's said here goes said, hey man,
(20:04):
sorry I missed you last Friday at the welcome event
at Geodas Park. It was great to meet you and
some of your Oh no, it was great to meet
so many of your fellow Nashville SC fans, and I
felt nothing but welcome since arriving in Nashville last week.
As I mentioned to the fans in attendance on Friday,
our team will reflect Nashville and you each night. You
(20:24):
can expect a team that is hard working and playing
with relentless mentality for ninety plus minutes. We are going
to give you every ounce of effort to represent our city,
and we expect you to hold us to that standard
every match day. The future is bright and we're ready
to get started. I hope to see you at our
first match in the League's Cup tournament on Wednesday, July
thirty first at Giodas Park. Thanks and see you soon.
(20:47):
BJ Callahan, Nashville.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
SC head coach. Look forward to taking it into the
coach individually emailed me. Sounds like a cookie cutter, Y know? Also,
I have an email out from a Nashville professional sports team.
Can we foreshadow that and do it in a second?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Yes we can. So we go to the game. I'm like, hey,
coach wants to meet me? Does this story improve. Yeah,
we go to the Gainst border. No, we go to
the game and Nationale just gets her ask.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
They got even. I didn't mean to say gay. The
day got even worse for the kid.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
They lost two to nothing, they got shut out.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Come on, dimmer Man.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
They are just so bad. I don't know how they
are so bad.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
So tell me this. Do they make the playoffs this year?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Probably not, but this is a league's cup. It doesn't
even count the the regular season standings. But we're playing.
We were playing a team from Mexico that last year
we beat them like five to nothing, and this year
they wiped the floor with us. We didn't even we
barely had any shots on goal. So I take it
we didn't win the cup. Well, I don't know. This
is the last year when we played Messi for the
cup championship, and since then we have gone straight off
(21:56):
a cliff, like we were in the League's Cup championship
in a shootout against Oh Messi, and this year we
can't even freaking sniff a goal. It is so bad
to watch. The kids are depressed, The kids are sad.
I had to pump their spirits up at halftime. We
had to get dippin' dots, and that brought the energy
back to the kids. I yes, because they were ready
to give up. They were ready to give in. And
(22:18):
we didn't tell the other boys we got ice cream
because that was their special treat at home, and so
they weren't thinking baby boxes getting ice cream at the game.
We got smoked. It was terrible. BJ Callahan. You lied
to me and said you're gonna reflect me. No, I
score goals, I don't lose two nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Wait what did you tell your kid though about the
coach emailing you?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I told him, Hey, he wants to meet us. Should
we go down there?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yo, g I with your kids?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
And he goes, really, data or yeah. So we went
down there and he goes, Dada, which one's the coach
like he's on the other side, And he goes, well,
shouldn't we go over there since he wanted to meet you?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Aha.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I'm like, Bud, I don't know if he you know,
I should go meet him like during the game. Ah,
And he goes, but Dad, he said, you said he
emailed you and said he wanted to meet you at
the game.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Good. You gotta stop doing that crap because eventually he's gonna.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Know, well, he's only six, so it's pretty cool for
him to think the coach wanted to meet me.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
That's cool at that age, but seven to eight then
he's gonna say, yeah, Dad, prove it. Prove it, Dad,
go over and talk to him.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
So it was a long night. The game didn't start
till eight. We left there at nine forty five. We
left with like ten minutes left in the game, down
to nothing.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Oh, always leave early, theory.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
No, it wasn't no, there was no traffic. It wouldn't matter.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
It sounds like you no traffic.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
His buddy was ready to go and they were tired,
so I was like, oh, we might as well walk
with them. We took two separate cars, but it was
two nothing. We had no hope. And my kid's like, no, Dad,
we gotta stay to the end of the game so
you can talk to the coach. And I'm like, no,
but I gotta work in the morning. We gotta get going.
We gotta get going.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Why did I tell that lie?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
And so we get to the car and I'm like, butter,
are you tired it all? He goes, no, Dad, I
wanted to stay for the whole game. He fell asleep
in the car. In the eight minute drive home, he
was already a leap in the car and he went
home told mom bad news, Mom, bad news. She's like
what and he goes we lost to nothing and Dad
I didn't even go talk to the coach. He took
(24:16):
it home and told my wife. My wife, my was like,
what are you talking about? And she was like, Dad
the coach. The coach wanted to meet Dad aut but
he wouldn't go talk to him. And that was our
night in national s se Dude, we are so bad.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
My email, you're ready for her? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Who's your email from the Titans?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
The Titans they are on board.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah, no, it's not that. Get ready for a Ponzi scheme.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Oh man, there it is.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Dear Ray Mundo, would you like to be a part
of the Titans third annual Fantasy Football Draft Party presented
by Draft Kings. You and your entire friend group get
a private suite happy hour with food and drinks, sideline
access for pre draft photos, locker room tour, custom draft board,
(25:08):
all for your draft that you do through woo Box
for seven hundred and fifty dollars. If we broke it up.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
How to pass on seven hundred and fifty dollars and
nothing is. It is not worth seven hundred and fifty
dollars to sit in a suite to have a draft.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah, and unless you have access to the video board,
you're still just going to be on a dry erase
board writing stuff down. Everybody's on their laptops. It's just
a different room in a building, right, And when you're drafting,
it's on your computers. It's not like everybody's unless you're
doing it where you have every name on a board
and you're moving it magnets to their team. And I
don't have the time or the effort to do that.
Some people do that.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
No, I understand that, but I just don't get seven
hundred and fifty dollars to do that. I understand the
locker room would be cool. Hit me when it's the
new stadium and I see the new locker room that's
been updated. I don't want to see this archaic, uh
locker room that is from nineteen four And guess what
I've been in the damn locker room. You see him
(26:07):
at best, that's where the green room is. Is the
locker room. You just got to move the curtain. You
see the lockers. It ain't anything special. They're dumps.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Text from Billy I said, Lunch wants to know if
you had miss Curry for kindergarten. Billy said, if I know,
barely remember lasting weekend. Have you tried the zins?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Ask him what elementary school he went to. That may
make a difference.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Dude, people don't do what we do as a job.
He's gonna think I'm on lake crack.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah. No, just asking him saying, hey, I.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Did, but he's literally gonna think on methamphetamines.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
That's okay, I mean, yeah, hey, but the so the Titans,
and then somebody gave me one of our listeners. Oh,
they gave me a ten percent off Cocisons stadium updates. Dude,
you can go live every day.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Are you ready for it? We're gonna do scisions.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
I don't know what the hell we're doing. I don't
know the name of the segment.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Share dot earthcam dot net. The Wi fi has failed us. Yeah,
that bits my bad. Yeah, so the apparently this cam
will show me bird's eye view of the progress they're making,
so my reports can be more in depth. But we've
(27:29):
got the wheel of death. Sorry about that.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Man, No but it is great that they put up
a camera, so if you are so dedicated, you can
watch them hammer and nail in, pour a little piece
of concrete, shovel some dirt, or you can see people
taking a break.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I mean what I was dealing with though on the interstate,
all I was seeing was dirt piles, So my reports
were always dirt piles and a wall. Now I'm able
to see over that and I can say footers, excavators,
dump trucks, so and so forth.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Yeah, but now all of America can just watch. But
I don't know who's going to spend their time sitting
at their desk just watching them when they're doing nothing.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
And also, uh, y'all really gonna get that thing done
by twenty twenty seven. A lot of.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Progress in three years. Yeah, I think they can get
it done three years.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
It's start holing. They got a lot of trailers, a
lot of trucks, dirt. I am seeing a structure though
on the far side they got some cement stuff going on.
Oh so, I believe they're doing the offices first and
then probably the field is the last thing, and they
bring in the turf from somewhere else. They're already growing
the grass and Murphy's Borough, Costa Rica. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
I didn't know they already had concrete up man.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Yeah, so you can see that. You can see. Parking
is gonna be an absolutely.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Have they said anything. Have they updated on the parking
situation for the games this year?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Yeah? They said, you park you ever go to a
cross crosspoint church.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I know where that is.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
So you're gonna park over there and then a bus
is going to bring you to this over by top golf. Yes,
that's the plan. And then there's for sweet people that
when we usually get our tickets this that parking is
still there on the river side, but on the behind
it is the is where the new one is, and
there's nothing there. I don't even know if you have
access to that gas station where people get their roadies
and all their oh gah, because that was perfect. You
(29:17):
just go, you get a thirty rag headed the tailgate,
you suck those off and then you're into the game. Now,
no access to that parking lot, no gas station. There's
the one hotel that used to be uh people would prostitutes.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Oh yeah, but it's new now they redid it.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
That's what I'm saying drift, great designer hotel, But how
do you get to the game without going through a
dirt pile and getting lost in a construction site.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
And falling in the hole?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Oh no, like Baby Jessica.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Oh, dude, the phone in a hole? Dude, I hope
that's not foreshadowing.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Did you know did we talk about this hold on
that's gonna happen at a game.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Somebody's getting drunk and going to the construction site.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Did we talk about No, No, we talked about baby Box.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
We didn't talk about Baby Jessica. I didn't know. We
were at Toys r s pot No, But did we
talk about the lady that went down the river? This
podcast brought to you by Binkies. Also pull ups, get
yours today, Sisson and Lunch. We are the kid's experts.
When your kid was on the show, I did do
a bunch of hashtags. I put like kid humor.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Hashtag pull up dude, I was selling our souls to
the devil. I put dad, kids, dad, and kid jokes.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
No, did we talk about the lady that fell? Oh
there was a thirty three year old woman that was
out on Broadway and she almost went Riley strain on us.
We did not talk about her. Did we lose her, dude,
She got separated from her friends. There was video footage
of her at first and something same same street as
(31:01):
that kid, and they had cops and everybody out searching
for her. The next day, at like two in the afternoon,
she came crawling up the embankment.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
She had I saw the video footage. She had dirt
all over, her pants were rolled up at one point.
She look like she was dulled up, but she'd been
living out in the woods for a day and her
hair was a bird's nest. But she was out alive.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
So my thinking is she did exactly what that dude did.
Got lost. Was walking by the embankment. The side of
the river fell down and trees stopped her from going
in the water. Ruh, she'd have been dead.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
But also, I mean she just camped out there all night.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Well, I think she probably passed out.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
She fell passed out, woke up on a hill next
to a river, climbed up at two pm to safety. Yes,
that is a hell of a night on Broadway, but
she was inches from being another victim of the river, dude.
That's why I left downtown.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
She was thirty something years old. Listen and it made
me think, this is what happens to me. I see
a new story like this, and I automatically think, good God,
do you ever get to stop worrying about how your
kid's safety is going to be? Because I get it.
When your kids like sixteen fifteen, you know, eighteen twenty one,
they're going out, You're like, God, you gotta be stressed
out of your mind. When they're in your thirties, you
(32:24):
gotta be thinking, Hey, they know what they're doing. They
can handle themselves. I don't have to worry anymore. And
then you wake up to the news your daughter's missing
from Broadway. She's thirty three. She was found down in
an embankment.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Holy hell, bachelor at parties, That's also why you do
the text You okay, see something, say something, but always
have a girl you reach out to before you end
the night.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
She got separated from her friends. She did, yes, there
you go, started wandering away down the embankment. She goes dide.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
We wear at barstool four blocks from there, and I said, beezer,
I said, get up away from the river, four blocks away.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
God, you're okay. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Text from Billy.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Oh yep, get an update.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I had said, what elementary. Billy's response hill.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Whoa, whoa? He was a hill Armandello. Maybe he did
have Miss Curry.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Dude, you never forget your elementary.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Tell him to text's parents see who he had for kindergarten.
I know it's stupid and you don't care. And I
got a text from Batter's box. By the way, would
you like to hear it? Go? He said? Catching up
on the pods, I'm in May. Zero chance. Ray scores
on le Bron. That's it. Back to the pod. He's
(33:57):
way behind because his new job has him super busy,
so I'm getting random texts about random subjects and he
goes man good coverage on March Madness just finished that
the other day. And then yesterday I got the text, hey,
I'm in May and Ray zero percent chance he scores
on le Bron.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Text from Justin on Monday. He also is behind on
the podcast. After his birthday, we had already gone to Evansville,
and he goes, yeah, Dodd can come to my birthday.
Four days after we had gone to his birthday, and
I never even hit DoD.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Oh boy, Now I want to talk about, like Big Brother.
People are so stupid. They've been in this house for
eight days when the first elimination happens.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Make it interesting. So if you don't listen to the show,
you still know what you're talking.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yes, just let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I can join in. I'm watching it too, okay, even
though I said on the Big Show I don't watch
it anymore.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
But then you come back because you know there's nothing
else on TV right now besides the Olympics. And these
girls are so stupid, so dumb. They've known this dude
for eight days, and they are in tears on the
first elimination when the guy gets eliminated, and they are
crying their eyes out like they have known each other
(35:19):
for their entire lives, like this verson was someone so
special to them. After eight days, they are in tears
and they're like, he didn't deserve that, he didn't deserve
to do that. And then they're looking at the cameras
and they're like, you know what, We're gonna finish what
he should he should have finished. It's unfair that he's gone,
(35:41):
but we are gonna dedicate this our game. We're gonna
do it for him, like girls, you don't even know him.
You've known him for eight days.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
You're saying eight days. That's one hundred and ninety two hours,
because they're there twenty four to seven.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Okay, one hundred and ninety two hours. You've known someone
your for one hundred and ninety two hours of your
entire life.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
So think of it as a job. One hundred and
ninety two you do forty hours a week. It's essentially
a month of work.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Okay, so you've known him for a month of work.
How many hours those you sleeping.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
They sleep together, it's twenty four se No, but.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
They're asleep, so they don't know him. While they're sleeping,
they're not talking to him. So let's mark off six
hours a night of sleep.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
So then it's eighteen times for forty what.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
I don't care, it's still three weeks. But the fact
that they are sitting there after knowing them for one
hundred and twenty two hours, like, I'm gonna do this
for him. I'm gonna win this game for him, and
like win it for you, don't win it for it.
Who gives a damn about him? You know him for
eight days?
Speaker 1 (36:43):
I know, but you understand the human body and a
human element. Dude, We're short sighted and we are affected
by things. Everybody says outside of the house. I would
never hit on somebody. I'd never have a show mance.
I would never go for the money. I would never
lose my trust in loyalty and dignity. Bro, They after
day two. Everybody changes once you get in that house.
(37:03):
They got addicted to a dude in eight days.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Exactly. But the fact that they are in tears and
just go and oh, he didn't deserve And then one
guy is ready to quit so that guy can stay
in the game. I'm like, job, Yeah, he's like he's like, hey,
you know what, you guys vote me out because I
don't want him to get eliminated. No, no, no, You've been
dreaming to get on Big Brother for how long? And
(37:28):
you're ready to just give up so this dude doesn't
go home.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Dude, that's why the human us, being humans is crazy,
because we have emotions, and we see the emotions. Those
people don't know those emotions are happening, and how ridiculous
they look. Like the one lady that went batshit crazy.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Oh she went crazy. She's going crazy. She's losing her job.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
On the outside, right, you don't just have a freak
out moment like that. There's no ramifications on the outside world.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
I don't even know if she has a job.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
You can't have she's a real estate agent.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
How do you have a job?
Speaker 1 (37:57):
He didn't know that. They show it every moment at
the bottom corner. Real estate agent.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Uh chef Oh, I thought Brooklyn was the real estate agent.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
He's the secret cop.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
I didn't realize that Angela was a real estate agent. Yeah,
didn't realize that. So there's two real estate agents. Didn't
know that anyway. I just found it so funny that
they're willing to dedicate their game and they're gonna do
stuff and honor you know what, I'm gonna get revenge
for you because you've been here for you were here
eight days, and I want to make sure I avenge
your eviction, Like, dude, move on, I get it. If
(38:30):
it's you know, the tenth eviction. And you've been spending
a lot of time with these people, and you're like, oh,
that was my number one. You knew them for a
hot second, and you were like you were willing to
do anything anything to honor him. And I told my wife,
I said, this is how cults are made. Yes, this
is how a cult is made. This dude mesmerized these
two chicks in eight days, and they are willing to
(38:52):
do anything for him.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Honey, are you and my cult? What I want to
say about Big Brother, great job casting. They always make
it diverse, big time personalities. The key to getting on
any reality show now is just act getting crazy. That
lady dude props. I'm guessing that's why they put her
in the show. The producers and all the executives knew
she was getting crazy. She's lost her damn mind. It's
(39:19):
not the personality, it's not the oh my gosh, she
comes across great on TV. She's just flat out getting crazy.
That's how you get on these shows. You just tell them, hey, hey, survivor.
So I don't have a great personality. I don't. I
don't have like family and values and stuff. I'm gonna
be real with you. I'm just getting crazy.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
They'll put you on the show next day. Dude, Just
tell them you'll go bat shit crazy.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
They love that.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Now.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
My question is my wife tells me some of them
are recruits from Instagram and other people are real fan Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Back in the day when I watched. Some of the
hotties would get reached out to and they say, yeah,
I never even really watched the show. And then that's
when they saw it on the live feeds and it
kind of got out. So producers are like, oh, we
got to actually have some vetting process. They would just
hit up hotties and they say, hey, we need you
on the show. We're still missing a blonde haired hotty
with great body, good hangers, and so they'd get on
the show and come on and be like all right,
so what is it? How does this game play happened
(40:13):
so many times during the early seasons.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
No, I still think there are recruits. So my question
is that woman a recruit because she's been on Prices right,
Doctor Phil like Sally Jesse Brothfiel or something, you know,
So she's been on like four shows on a list,
so they went to her or was she really a
big brother family? She really applied and they're like, oh, man,
(40:35):
let's see what she looked like on Doctor Philli. Yeah,
she's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Tough to be a fan at all those Yes, they
saw her in there and they put her on because
I think, like that, dude, when I did the auditions.
I did more Big Brother auditions and you did Real World.
They would the guys. There would be a model dude
and a model chick and we'd all just be chilling.
They go, oh, yeah, we never even got that. We
don't even what is this show? And I'd go Big
Brother and they said, yeah, our agent just hit us
up and told us to come to this casting call.
So there's agents that are, hey, hey, i'm gotta connect
(41:01):
to La. You guys are already on at the quarterfinals.
And they'd show up, had no idea what the f
was going on. I'd tell them. I'd be like, yeah,
Big Brother, twelve people in the house, it's a bird's
eye view of the house. Eh, what, you don't even
know the show. They'd go farther than me. It doesn't pay.
I mean, if you're good looking and you got a
niche and you're a crazy personality of an extreme, they'll
(41:21):
put you on the show. Like I said, be batshit crazy.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Yeah I understand that, all right, man, Well, hey, have
a great weekend. I mean it's gonna be baby Box
all the time. Kinder Garten's right around the corner. Olympics, Olympics, Olympics.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
I don't think there's anything going on.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
And people, no, I didn't watch the Bears game last night.
None of the stars were playing. Who cares, don't give
a crap man.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
They got that Kileb Williams as the favorite to win
Rookie of the Year.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
I mean, there is a lot of the hype train
behind the Bears is starting to get out of control.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
The Bears, and there's maybe is a hype trainer. Isn't
the Packers? Oh, they're a sneaky team in that NFC.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
I'm gonna tell you what. That's my pick to fall
the Packers that because everything worked out. Like Jordan Love
was terrible the first like ten games. He's not great,
and he was good for like six games, and they
gave him two hundred and twenty million dollars. The NFL
is gone bananas with these quarterbacks. Like Matt Overton was
(42:19):
on here years ago and he had a great idea
quarterbacks should have their separate, their own salary cap, and
they shouldn't count against everybody else. And I agree with
him one hund percent because now any quarterback, if you're
good for four games, you get two hundred million dollars unbelievable.
Teams are freaking out.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Who he's saying, Kyler Murray, Well.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Not but Jordan Love. He I think Jordan Love is good,
but he was only good for six games and they
gave him two hundred and twenty million dollars. Huh, that's scary.
And KOA got one hundred and ninety million dollars.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
No no Hawktua, No, no, no Tua Tiger. Oh well that
might need to be a deal too.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
And Hawk TOA they should. I'm Tua and I'm hawk
to it.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
That's a commercial boom forty nine ers. I would say
for the last undefeated team. I've done some pro limbs
on the research department. I would say last undefeated ten
times your money. It's a good option. If their betting
site lets you do it, all right, we'll look at it.
They're only going to play she got the Chiefs. They
got the Chiefs. Other than that, they're good and they're
clear batter's box. You can go ahead and tell him
(43:28):
all the way until if everybody it's a batters box
November in there. They don't have a tough game. Other
than the Chiefs.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
We'll see a Monday, big announcement coming Monday Lives some feedback.
We are the sore losers at gmail dot com and
rate us wherever you listen. Hey, just please give us
a rating. Give us, you know, five stars. Don't give
us anything less because that would suck. Yeah, anything else
you got right?
Speaker 1 (43:51):
No, I was trying to think sports man. We're in
the dead period right now, so we're kind of looking
ahead to stuff. But we do have the Olympics rocking
and rolling.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Oh, I love it. Yeah, we got to email. Love
the new logo. Lunch Your life is so chaotic and
I love it. Ray love text with Justin. I think
we need to get no teeth Keith on the rundown
and see how he's feeling about the Niners this season.
That's from Craig. I can call, we can get him
on maybe. And then he sent the same email twice. Oh, coaches,
(44:19):
I love the new logo. When we get in the
new merch, let's make some calls to Keith or Batter's box.
Love it, Craig, all right, we got to get that
new march. We'll do that this weekend.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
You know, the making calls. Justin thought we faked those. Oh,
we did some call to when we asked about season tickets,
dicking around, and Justin thought it was totally fake, and
I said, due, how do you fake all that? We
just called him and dicked around with.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Some doctors. Aren't that smart?
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Well, dude, I learned that in Evansville. He had no
idea about craps. You root for the seven first, or
you root for it secondarily. It's that simple, guys. It's
it's a very beautiful game. Yeah, I'm thinking about going
there this weekend.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Vaser never let me go, No, no, not with all
that smoke, dude, I gotta go home watch the Olympics
USA soccer man. I'm not. I haven't looked because I
don't want to know. Got it on DVR? No one
tell me
Hello, poop.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
No, he's not here today, Guys, he's not here. Yeah,
we got another baby box on the show. No listen,
and I wanna. I just want to say thank you
because I know I didn't even tell you. I didn't
like say, hey, you think it's okay if my kid
comes up. I just kind of did it. And I
appreciate it because you rolled with it, and I gotta
be honest. We listened back in the car with mom.
(00:25):
Mom was laughing her ass off and she goes, I
don't know if I'm laughing my ass off because it's
my kid, but this is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
And she said, yeah, Mom, your kids are always funny
here to you.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
That's probably true, she said, but she goes, Ray was
really funny with him and your comment like the comment
that sent it over the top, like hilarious for those
listening at home. He did find the trash can. That
was a home run moment that in the moment, I
didn't realize how golden it was, but it was absolutely golden.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I just did the fake laugh because I don't even
know what you're referring to.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Because he was he wanted to throw away the nuts
from the trail mix and he was like, Dad.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
He's looking for the all for the studio for a
minimum two minutes. What is this kid doing underneath my feet?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
And so then you said, is for those listening at
home he found the trash can.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I'm about to dump nuts all over Clay and Bucks studio.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And so, yeah, that was pretty funny. It was well done.
I enjoyed it, our listeners hopefully enjoyed it. If you
don't know what we're talking about. We had baby Box
on the podcast on Wednesday, sort of a special tree
for him. He's starting in kindergarten on Tuesday. This is
a week of him. He got to choose what he
wanted to do. He wanted to be on the pod.
And I don't think he really understands what being on
the pod means that other people are gonna hear it.
(01:48):
But man, he told my wife all day they kept
calling me baby Box. My name is not baby Box.
He could not get over that fact.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I offended at that, said, yeah, also, my take is
you presented it well saying it was some what was
it yes week?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
It's yes week?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Okay? Whatever did you get that from Amy?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
No? No, no, it's not yes week. I didn't even
say yes week, I just said it's more about him week,
just trying to make him feel special as he makes
this journey into kindergarten.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Right, So how can I say no to that? Second
of all, you've been in radio longer than me, so
you know what sounds good on the other end, So
I trust your judgment. I have no idea, and it's
your offspring. But here's I would imagine he's gonna say something.
I meet my kid. He doesn't talk well.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I had no idea how he would do, if he
would talk, if he would answer questions, because there's times
when I ask him questions and he's just like, I
don't want to talk, okay, cool, And then there's other
times he's talking of talkative talkative. So I had no
idea which way it was gonna go. If we were
just gonna do a podcast, he was gonna sit here,
if he was gonna chime in, but lo and Behald
he chimed in.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You never know when somebody enters that door and the
red light comes on, what they're gonna do, Boomer clam
job justin probably lock up Chess Day, frozen popsicle. Hey,
Chess Day's gonna knock me out one of these days.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
No, he's not gonna knock you out. I don't even
know if Chess Day listens anymore, but my cousin did.
He is catching up. He was on a vacation and
he caught up to the Home Run Derby podcast and
how we freaked out about the six hundred dollars for
a ticket. He goes, listen to you idiots freak out
about paying six hundred dollars to go to the Home
Run Derby at the All Star Game. When Ray says, Oh,
(03:33):
I'm gonna take five hundred dollars to the casino and
probably gonna lose it all. Like what, at least I
got memories and I have the moment of Home Run Derby.
What do you have sitting at a blackjack table? That's
every I mean, that's like any other day too. I said,
good point.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, we have the memories of the thick smoke and
me putting my clothes immediately into the washer when I
got home because I haven't smelled like cigarette smoke in years.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Man, it is a game changer, like going to the
bars back when they used to smoke and they were
changing the laws, like no smoking in bars. I was like,
who cares. Let the people smoke, it doesn't matter. And
that first weekend they didn't have cigarettes in the bar.
I went home and I was like, Holy hell, this
is amazing, greatest law ever invented.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I don't know if I explained it enough in Evansville
how bad the smoke was. It actually deterred you from
playing machines. When I would go up to my crap's bubble,
I'd hit it every once in a while. If it
smelled reek like smoke, I did a twenty and then
got out. I had to just chill for a second,
especially if stogy Boy was next to me. If it
was one that was burnt out and it was just simmering,
(04:38):
I was fine with that. But if there was a
person sucking off a dart, dude, I gave it a
good ten minutes before I went back over there.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I used to hate when in Vegas I sit down
at a blackjack table or whatever table you're at the
roulette wheel. I'm from Montime Craps, and the next person
next to you just sets their cigarette in the ashtray
and it's just the smoke is just coming your direction,
just like, oh my god, what are you doing. And
most people are like, oh, sorry about that, let me
let me move that over here. I'll put that out.
(05:07):
But you have that every once in a while that
person just leaves it sitting there. They're not even smoking it,
it's just sitting there, and then the smoke is just
coming here. Oh, it's so annoying. It's like the first
time I went to play bingo at Beach Well Bingo
and Austin and I went in, sat down. We played
bingo all night and we had a blast. We loved it.
(05:28):
At the end of the night, the lady's selling like
the Betty Boots the side games. She walks up, she goes,
you guys didn't smoke all night? Like, no, we don't smoke.
She goes, well, why didn't you guys sit in our
non smoking section. I'm like, oh, didn't know there was
one boxed off you're in your hand. Was so disgusting
(05:50):
the smoke because the ceilings are so low you could
I mean, the smoke was just everywhere, everyone in there, NonStop.
It was the disgusting night. And once I found out
they had a non smoking room, I changed my life.
I went every weekend in the non smoking room.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Never won vapes or a game changer as well, because
you don't smell them.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
They smell better, yeah, they but they still smell and
there's not as much smoke. It's not constant smoke. It's
like one puff and that's it.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
But they affect you it worse, if not equally, I
think worse. Then how do they not smell? What an
amazing accomplishment by the Americans or.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Did Americans invent them?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Ray?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
We beat them to the moon and also to the vape.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I don't know. We better start the show man. It's Friday.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Better pump it up. Yeah, we gotta get going completely
nothing weekend, blank sheet.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
We got just activity after activity this weekend. I don't
know what activity is, but we're gonna do stuff because
it's the first week. It's the last weekend before kindergarten.
This is the journey that it's not like, oh, we
can just take a Wednesday and go do stuff because
dude's got to be in school.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Perfect wild but in a good way, in a good way.
You need structure in your life. The fact that it's
been the wild West for the last three months. You
come home from work, take a poop per, what the
kid said, and then you have to do what he
wants to do.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, great, mare.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I mean when Boomer was here for a week, dude,
and it was a free for all. I was housed.
I mean, I was so exhausted. Every bone in my
body hurt. We went scootering, we went swimming, we went running, football,
pickle ball in the mall, restaurants, after restaurants, coke floats
until we were puking on each other. I might have
had it also one with beer. But that's what I'm saying, dude,
(07:40):
that's how you just experienced all that.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, and he picked the other day, he picked a
pizza restaurant for lunch. We didn't end up going getting noodles.
He changed on the way he goes, No, I want
to go to that pizza restaurant. We're like pizza restaurant.
Which one he goes, like the one by school. I
don't even know what you're talking about. It's this one
in a little brick building. I didn't even know it
was a pizza restaurant. I don't know how he knew
it was a pizza restaurant. And we walked in and
(08:03):
it was a pizza restaurant. They had like the gas station.
They had a little thing where it's circling. It's the
slices of pizza on a little ye and I'm like,
we're gonna to order a whole pizza because I'm not
eating those slices that just been sitting there for two hours.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
They go one right next to us, single slice.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
So we ordered it and we ate it. And he
was in Cloud nine and they had the TV on.
I was like, oh good, we could watch the Olympics. Now.
They just had a scenery of some mountains replaying over
and over on the TV. They didn't have it on
a channel that's free, cool man, awesome things. But yeah,
that was our day. Let's go. Let's start it all.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Right, we're gonna do it live. Arnold thought you were
gonna bring another kid, so he stayed at home. He
will be in on next Wednesday. Okay, so we're gonna
do it live. We oh the one, two three, sore loser?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports y'all.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
It's Sisson. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male
I met a Broadway girl, took her north of town.
That's where we live. It's about a two hour drive
in traffic, ten minutes without it, and there's nothing but ranchers, farmers,
a lot of crops, a lot of property. I believe
it's cabbage season now. I've also been told that it
is corn season in a couple of weeks, and I
need to give a shout out to our farmers out there. Hey,
(09:22):
O Tanner Bennett, next time you hit the tractor sound
on the pod, let everyone know Tanner MFN Bennett is
plowing the fields in South Georgia. Corn harvest is in
two weeks. Oh, so I'll be looking for that better
corn at the store as well. No, he said he's
(09:43):
gonna mail some of his corn. Right, you guys know
the address. Just send it to Music Row. They know
I s they'll find us.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah. We love corn on the cob at our house.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, give it to me, ready, put some butter on it.
Jacket off. I told you that's how the girl got famous.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I saw it. I saw the video.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Guys. All you gotta do is because it went on
daily email is type in girl Jack's off corn the cob.
I'm sorry, the search history. Don't do it at work,
but that she lives. She works upstairs. Yeah, she takes
the butter in her hand, goes to the cob, and
she said that's how she disperses it properly.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
And it was weird how she did dig her hand
in the whole tub of butter.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
That was disgusting, but then equally disgusting the motion she
made with that hand. I didn't think that was that disgusting, right,
I mean, it's a torn it's half and half polarizing.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah, but Ray, We're.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Going to do the same thing, although I'm going to
do it with my mouth.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
No, I was just going to talk about how we
had a huge day the other day because after we
left here we went to lunch. Three o'clock Wednesday was
what time the email was coming in the email we
have been waiting for all summer that we've been canceled.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
No, Ray, I knew that day would come.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
We're sitting at the computer at three o'clock, just waiting,
just waiting, waiting find out sc who our kindergarten teacher
was gonna be.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
How do they know him?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
You just registered, dude, You put your name and say hey,
I'm coming to that school, right, But is there the
website rape my teacher, rape my kindergarten teacher. No, you
don't know who that. I don't know who they are.
They just have They have like four or five kindergarten teachers,
and your name is going to get an email from
one of those teachers saying, Hey, welcome to my class.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
One, two three, name yours, Miss Williams Ms Curry. Man,
the memory is an amazing thing.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Man, my brother, my brother. What if everybody that's a
batter's boxed my sister.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
What if everybody that's a sister here.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
And me had the same kindergarten teacher, Miss Curry?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Small school, or if you were in Austin it was
a larger school.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
It was a larger school. It was Hill Elementary and
we just all three happened to have the same teacher.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah, ten percent chance, I'd say odds on it. I'll
ask Billy if he had Miss curR what was her name?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Ms Curry? Oh, text him right now. I wonder if
he did. I think he went to Hill or maybe
he went to Dass. He may have gone to Dass.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Dude, he's gonna text me about WTF. I'm doing a
million dollar business deal.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Uh. Anyway, so we're sitting there the name comes in.
We're all excited. Yeah yeah, we're high five and we're
getting excited. And we know five kids. Five kids, four
from the neighborhood and one from the the pre k
that are all going to that school. And we're thinking, Okay,
he's gonna be in the class with you know them.
(12:34):
So we text you know, child A, Hey you in
our class. No, Child B, Nope, not in your class.
We're in the class with child A.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Parents are answering for the kids. Yes, cell phone.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Uh. So we go child c uh no, not in
your class. What a bad Drawang, Okay, child d uh no,
not in your class. So we're down four kids down,
none of them in his class A and B. A
and B lived like three houses down from each other.
They're in the same class.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Terrible. I remember second grade when all the cool kids
with the hotties got in the same grade and I
ended up being with a bunch of outsiders. The outsiders
ended up being the best people, best friends. The cool
kids I thought were the ones you wanted to be
friends with. Outsiders were the ones with the best personalities.
We laughed the most. Couldn't have cared less. I was
with a bunch of uglies.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, child A and B. I was like, okay, I
would like it if he was in with them. Child C.
Don't really care for that kid, but they see him
in the neighborhood, right, but child C not really a
fan of that kid, kind of like a got an
attitude problem. I feel like, not really what I want
my kid. I'm like, you don't want to be friends
with that one?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Got that kind of castle mote attitude or a. So
now we're just down to the child E live it,
don't act like a kids. Is child E gonna be
in there with my son so he knows somebody has
someone in common, you know whatever. And we text child
ease mom, no response, no response. I'm like, oh, that's weird.
(14:08):
Then she responds goes, guys, I've looked through all my emails.
I don't have an email. Didn't even get accepted into kindergarten.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I'm like, my wife's like, what do you mean everybody's
got their teachers now. And she's like, oh, so she
calls the school. Yeah, private school, no public school, and
I don't know if she and she gets a hold
of someone. They don't have her kid registered.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
This isn't funny, this is detrimental.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
So she has to call some other city office like
where they do a list or whatever and say, hey,
you know what I mean, like we signed up, we're
zoned for that school. What's going on? And they said, okay,
we'll get it. We'll get your kid on the list.
Child Eve will be in a class. Give us a
couple of days, you'll get an email what teacher you're from.
So then this lady texts my wife and says, I
(15:10):
just got off the plane. I'm in the Baltimore airport
traveling for business.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Are you in lunch to together?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
And I'm having a cheap, very cheap, not very good
bottle of wine to decompress from the stress I just
went through as I was flying to Baltimore.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
How's the sex, ben girl.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
That's not it. So so far my son has nobody
in his class, but he doesn't know that because Wednesday
night we're going Nashville, sc right with his buddy, his
best friend. We're meeting him at the game, gonna have
a bro time. And we park our car, who pay
twenty dollars to park or walking in the stadium. He's
holding my left hand with his right hand. Wait, it's
(15:53):
just you and the kid. What did you do with
the other two?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
They stayed home, so it really was just baby Box kid. Well,
it was his buddy's birthday's present. His dad bought him
tickets and he got to invite one friend. Okay, because
I just never think I got one on one time
with Pops. It was always me and the bro and
the cists.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah, and the other two were very sad when we
were leaving without them, like that's not fair.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
This is huge. Just remembered it at Colorado Rocky's game. My
dad took me and left my brother and sister at home.
I was a kid that got picked. Wow, that's I
just had that feeling. That's how your kid felt.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Yeah, And we had to sit down the four year
old and be like, well, look, bud, you know baby
Box's friend. He got tickets for his birthday and they
invited baby Box.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
They the kids understanding this explanation, and we're like, justn't
you know what apple juice is? Now cut my banana and.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
My wife said, don't worry, you're gonna get don't tell.
Don't tell your brother but you guys are gonna get
a special treat.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
You guys are making back in deals alliances, You're gonna
get a special treat.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
They're already learning about secrets now and keeping secrets unbelievable when.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
We leave, when they leave, you're gonna get a special treat. Okay.
So we're walking to the game, and I'm gonna tell
you what happened right after this.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I mean, hell of a tease. I hope a homeless
guy came up and threw a shoe in the air.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Like I said. He's holding my left hand with his
right hand and we're walking. I said, Bud, inside joke.
Are you at all excited about kindergarten or what are
you feeling? He said, Dad, I'm a little bit excited.
I said, oh, that's good. What other so are you feeling?
He goes, He goes, I'm a little nervous. I said, why, Bud,
(17:43):
what what's going on? He said, Dad, I'm kind of shy.
So I'm a little nervous about all my friends meeting friends.
And he goes, but it's okay because I have the
you know, and he was naming the kids, ABC, D
and E. He's like, they'll be in my class.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yeah, son, I'm.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Like, how do I break this to you?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah, they might be in your class, but they might
be in your class. And I said, but then you
got to think of it. Every kid that's going to
be in your class.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
This is your time to shine, I said.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Every single one of them. It's gonna be their first
time at that school. Hell of a speech, I said.
Nobody tell them about Garrett, tell them about Forest. Have
never been has been to that school, I said. Just
imagine when I walked into kindergarten, I didn't know anybody,
and I made all sorts of friends. And then my
mom and dad decided to move. At the end of kindergarten.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Me and your mom walked into a ball together, never
knew each other.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Look at us now, so and so Granny and Grandpa
decided we were going to move at the end of kindergarten.
And so going to first grade, I had to start
a whole new school again. Granny and I went out
first grade. I walked into Summit Elementary and I walked
into Miss Anderson's class. I didn't know a soul, didn't
know anybody. It was Miss Curry that was kinner Garden.
(19:01):
Legs noted in first grade. I'm just there the two
hotties in my class, Amy and Candy. That's where I
met aj. I mean it happens, man. I said, you're
gonna be okay, and it's okay that you're a little
bit of shy. You'll meet some kids. He goes, okay,
but I'm just really sad right now because my brothers
(19:23):
couldn't come to the soccer game. Like okay, Like this
is supposed to be a good, happy moment. So we
meet up with his buddy. We go in the stadium
and we're all excited. Let me tell you there are
plenty of good seats still available for that game.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
As Dad placed his bets.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
No, there's no bets because they are so bad.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I thought you bet like sometimes over one.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Oh, sometimes I'm like all over three goals. But they've
been so bad you can't even you can't do that.
What about Tar Mooktar's there and our new coach. Let
me tell you it was his first game on the job.
And I did get an email from him before the
game and and it's said here goes said, hey man,
(20:04):
sorry I missed you last Friday at the welcome event
at Geodas Park. It was great to meet you and
some of your Oh no, it was great to meet
so many of your fellow Nashville SC fans, and I
felt nothing but welcome since arriving in Nashville last week.
As I mentioned to the fans in attendance on Friday,
our team will reflect Nashville and you each night. You
(20:24):
can expect a team that is hard working and playing
with relentless mentality for ninety plus minutes. We are going
to give you every ounce of effort to represent our city,
and we expect you to hold us to that standard
every match day. The future is bright and we're ready
to get started. I hope to see you at our
first match in the League's Cup tournament on Wednesday, July
thirty first at Giodas Park. Thanks and see you soon.
(20:47):
BJ Callahan, Nashville.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
SC head coach. Look forward to taking it into the
coach individually emailed me. Sounds like a cookie cutter, Y know? Also,
I have an email out from a Nashville professional sports team.
Can we foreshadow that and do it in a second?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Yes we can. So we go to the game. I'm like, hey,
coach wants to meet me? Does this story improve. Yeah,
we go to the Gainst border. No, we go to
the game and Nationale just gets her ask.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
They got even. I didn't mean to say gay. The
day got even worse for the kid.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
They lost two to nothing, they got shut out.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Come on, dimmer Man.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
They are just so bad. I don't know how they
are so bad.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
So tell me this. Do they make the playoffs this year?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Probably not, but this is a league's cup. It doesn't
even count the the regular season standings. But we're playing.
We were playing a team from Mexico that last year
we beat them like five to nothing, and this year
they wiped the floor with us. We didn't even we
barely had any shots on goal. So I take it
we didn't win the cup. Well, I don't know. This
is the last year when we played Messi for the
cup championship, and since then we have gone straight off
(21:56):
a cliff, like we were in the League's Cup championship
in a shootout against Oh Messi, and this year we
can't even freaking sniff a goal. It is so bad
to watch. The kids are depressed, The kids are sad.
I had to pump their spirits up at halftime. We
had to get dippin' dots, and that brought the energy
back to the kids. I yes, because they were ready
to give up. They were ready to give in. And
(22:18):
we didn't tell the other boys we got ice cream
because that was their special treat at home, and so
they weren't thinking baby boxes getting ice cream at the game.
We got smoked. It was terrible. BJ Callahan. You lied
to me and said you're gonna reflect me. No, I
score goals, I don't lose two nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Wait what did you tell your kid though about the
coach emailing you?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I told him, Hey, he wants to meet us. Should
we go down there?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yo, g I with your kids?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
And he goes, really, data or yeah. So we went
down there and he goes, Dada, which one's the coach
like he's on the other side, And he goes, well,
shouldn't we go over there since he wanted to meet you?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Aha.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I'm like, Bud, I don't know if he you know,
I should go meet him like during the game. Ah,
And he goes, but Dad, he said, you said he
emailed you and said he wanted to meet you at
the game.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Good. You gotta stop doing that crap because eventually he's gonna.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Know, well, he's only six, so it's pretty cool for
him to think the coach wanted to meet me.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
That's cool at that age, but seven to eight then
he's gonna say, yeah, Dad, prove it. Prove it, Dad,
go over and talk to him.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
So it was a long night. The game didn't start
till eight. We left there at nine forty five. We
left with like ten minutes left in the game, down
to nothing.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Oh, always leave early, theory.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
No, it wasn't no, there was no traffic. It wouldn't matter.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
It sounds like you no traffic.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
His buddy was ready to go and they were tired,
so I was like, oh, we might as well walk
with them. We took two separate cars, but it was
two nothing. We had no hope. And my kid's like, no, Dad,
we gotta stay to the end of the game so
you can talk to the coach. And I'm like, no,
but I gotta work in the morning. We gotta get going.
We gotta get going.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Why did I tell that lie?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
And so we get to the car and I'm like, butter,
are you tired it all? He goes, no, Dad, I
wanted to stay for the whole game. He fell asleep
in the car. In the eight minute drive home, he
was already a leap in the car and he went
home told mom bad news, Mom, bad news. She's like
what and he goes we lost to nothing and Dad
I didn't even go talk to the coach. He took
(24:16):
it home and told my wife. My wife, my was like,
what are you talking about? And she was like, Dad
the coach. The coach wanted to meet Dad aut but
he wouldn't go talk to him. And that was our
night in national s se Dude, we are so bad.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
My email, you're ready for her? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Who's your email from the Titans?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
The Titans they are on board.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah, no, it's not that. Get ready for a Ponzi scheme.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Oh man, there it is.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Dear Ray Mundo, would you like to be a part
of the Titans third annual Fantasy Football Draft Party presented
by Draft Kings. You and your entire friend group get
a private suite happy hour with food and drinks, sideline
access for pre draft photos, locker room tour, custom draft board,
(25:08):
all for your draft that you do through woo Box
for seven hundred and fifty dollars. If we broke it up.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
How to pass on seven hundred and fifty dollars and
nothing is. It is not worth seven hundred and fifty
dollars to sit in a suite to have a draft.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah, and unless you have access to the video board,
you're still just going to be on a dry erase
board writing stuff down. Everybody's on their laptops. It's just
a different room in a building, right, And when you're drafting,
it's on your computers. It's not like everybody's unless you're
doing it where you have every name on a board
and you're moving it magnets to their team. And I
don't have the time or the effort to do that.
Some people do that.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
No, I understand that, but I just don't get seven
hundred and fifty dollars to do that. I understand the
locker room would be cool. Hit me when it's the
new stadium and I see the new locker room that's
been updated. I don't want to see this archaic, uh
locker room that is from nineteen four And guess what
I've been in the damn locker room. You see him
(26:07):
at best, that's where the green room is. Is the
locker room. You just got to move the curtain. You
see the lockers. It ain't anything special. They're dumps.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Text from Billy I said, Lunch wants to know if
you had miss Curry for kindergarten. Billy said, if I know,
barely remember lasting weekend. Have you tried the zins?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Ask him what elementary school he went to. That may
make a difference.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Dude, people don't do what we do as a job.
He's gonna think I'm on lake crack.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah. No, just asking him saying, hey, I.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Did, but he's literally gonna think on methamphetamines.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
That's okay, I mean, yeah, hey, but the so the Titans,
and then somebody gave me one of our listeners. Oh,
they gave me a ten percent off Cocisons stadium updates. Dude,
you can go live every day.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Are you ready for it? We're gonna do scisions.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
I don't know what the hell we're doing. I don't
know the name of the segment.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Share dot earthcam dot net. The Wi fi has failed us. Yeah,
that bits my bad. Yeah, so the apparently this cam
will show me bird's eye view of the progress they're making,
so my reports can be more in depth. But we've
(27:29):
got the wheel of death. Sorry about that.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Man, No but it is great that they put up
a camera, so if you are so dedicated, you can
watch them hammer and nail in, pour a little piece
of concrete, shovel some dirt, or you can see people
taking a break.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I mean what I was dealing with though on the interstate,
all I was seeing was dirt piles, So my reports
were always dirt piles and a wall. Now I'm able
to see over that and I can say footers, excavators,
dump trucks, so and so forth.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Yeah, but now all of America can just watch. But
I don't know who's going to spend their time sitting
at their desk just watching them when they're doing nothing.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
And also, uh, y'all really gonna get that thing done
by twenty twenty seven. A lot of.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Progress in three years. Yeah, I think they can get
it done three years.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
It's start holing. They got a lot of trailers, a
lot of trucks, dirt. I am seeing a structure though
on the far side they got some cement stuff going on.
Oh so, I believe they're doing the offices first and
then probably the field is the last thing, and they
bring in the turf from somewhere else. They're already growing
the grass and Murphy's Borough, Costa Rica. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
I didn't know they already had concrete up man.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Yeah, so you can see that. You can see. Parking
is gonna be an absolutely.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Have they said anything. Have they updated on the parking
situation for the games this year?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Yeah? They said, you park you ever go to a
cross crosspoint church.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I know where that is.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
So you're gonna park over there and then a bus
is going to bring you to this over by top golf. Yes,
that's the plan. And then there's for sweet people that
when we usually get our tickets this that parking is
still there on the river side, but on the behind
it is the is where the new one is, and
there's nothing there. I don't even know if you have
access to that gas station where people get their roadies
and all their oh gah, because that was perfect. You
(29:17):
just go, you get a thirty rag headed the tailgate,
you suck those off and then you're into the game. Now,
no access to that parking lot, no gas station. There's
the one hotel that used to be uh people would prostitutes.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Oh yeah, but it's new now they redid it.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
That's what I'm saying drift, great designer hotel, But how
do you get to the game without going through a
dirt pile and getting lost in a construction site.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
And falling in the hole?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Oh no, like Baby Jessica.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Oh, dude, the phone in a hole? Dude, I hope
that's not foreshadowing.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Did you know did we talk about this hold on
that's gonna happen at a game.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Somebody's getting drunk and going to the construction site.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Did we talk about No, No, we talked about baby Box.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
We didn't talk about Baby Jessica. I didn't know. We
were at Toys r s pot No, But did we
talk about the lady that went down the river? This
podcast brought to you by Binkies. Also pull ups, get
yours today, Sisson and Lunch. We are the kid's experts.
When your kid was on the show, I did do
a bunch of hashtags. I put like kid humor.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Hashtag pull up dude, I was selling our souls to
the devil. I put dad, kids, dad, and kid jokes.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
No, did we talk about the lady that fell? Oh
there was a thirty three year old woman that was
out on Broadway and she almost went Riley strain on us.
We did not talk about her. Did we lose her, dude,
She got separated from her friends. There was video footage
of her at first and something same same street as
(31:01):
that kid, and they had cops and everybody out searching
for her. The next day, at like two in the afternoon,
she came crawling up the embankment.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
She had I saw the video footage. She had dirt
all over, her pants were rolled up at one point.
She look like she was dulled up, but she'd been
living out in the woods for a day and her
hair was a bird's nest. But she was out alive.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
So my thinking is she did exactly what that dude did.
Got lost. Was walking by the embankment. The side of
the river fell down and trees stopped her from going
in the water. Ruh, she'd have been dead.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
But also, I mean she just camped out there all night.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Well, I think she probably passed out.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
She fell passed out, woke up on a hill next
to a river, climbed up at two pm to safety. Yes,
that is a hell of a night on Broadway, but
she was inches from being another victim of the river, dude.
That's why I left downtown.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
She was thirty something years old. Listen and it made
me think, this is what happens to me. I see
a new story like this, and I automatically think, good God,
do you ever get to stop worrying about how your
kid's safety is going to be? Because I get it.
When your kids like sixteen fifteen, you know, eighteen twenty one,
they're going out, You're like, God, you gotta be stressed
out of your mind. When they're in your thirties, you
(32:24):
gotta be thinking, Hey, they know what they're doing. They
can handle themselves. I don't have to worry anymore. And
then you wake up to the news your daughter's missing
from Broadway. She's thirty three. She was found down in
an embankment.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Holy hell, bachelor at parties, That's also why you do
the text You okay, see something, say something, but always
have a girl you reach out to before you end
the night.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
She got separated from her friends. She did, yes, there
you go, started wandering away down the embankment. She goes dide.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
We wear at barstool four blocks from there, and I said, beezer,
I said, get up away from the river, four blocks away.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
God, you're okay. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Text from Billy.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Oh yep, get an update.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I had said, what elementary. Billy's response hill.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Whoa, whoa? He was a hill Armandello. Maybe he did
have Miss Curry.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Dude, you never forget your elementary.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Tell him to text's parents see who he had for kindergarten.
I know it's stupid and you don't care. And I
got a text from Batter's box. By the way, would
you like to hear it? Go? He said? Catching up
on the pods, I'm in May. Zero chance. Ray scores
on le Bron. That's it. Back to the pod. He's
(33:57):
way behind because his new job has him super busy,
so I'm getting random texts about random subjects and he
goes man good coverage on March Madness just finished that
the other day. And then yesterday I got the text, hey,
I'm in May and Ray zero percent chance he scores
on le Bron.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Text from Justin on Monday. He also is behind on
the podcast. After his birthday, we had already gone to Evansville,
and he goes, yeah, Dodd can come to my birthday.
Four days after we had gone to his birthday, and
I never even hit DoD.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Oh boy, Now I want to talk about, like Big Brother.
People are so stupid. They've been in this house for
eight days when the first elimination happens.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Make it interesting. So if you don't listen to the show,
you still know what you're talking.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yes, just let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I can join in. I'm watching it too, okay, even
though I said on the Big Show I don't watch
it anymore.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
But then you come back because you know there's nothing
else on TV right now besides the Olympics. And these
girls are so stupid, so dumb. They've known this dude
for eight days, and they are in tears on the
first elimination when the guy gets eliminated, and they are
crying their eyes out like they have known each other
(35:19):
for their entire lives, like this verson was someone so
special to them. After eight days, they are in tears
and they're like, he didn't deserve that, he didn't deserve
to do that. And then they're looking at the cameras
and they're like, you know what, We're gonna finish what
he should he should have finished. It's unfair that he's gone,
(35:41):
but we are gonna dedicate this our game. We're gonna
do it for him, like girls, you don't even know him.
You've known him for eight days.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
You're saying eight days. That's one hundred and ninety two hours,
because they're there twenty four to seven.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Okay, one hundred and ninety two hours. You've known someone
your for one hundred and ninety two hours of your
entire life.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
So think of it as a job. One hundred and
ninety two you do forty hours a week. It's essentially
a month of work.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Okay, so you've known him for a month of work.
How many hours those you sleeping.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
They sleep together, it's twenty four se No, but.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
They're asleep, so they don't know him. While they're sleeping,
they're not talking to him. So let's mark off six
hours a night of sleep.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
So then it's eighteen times for forty what.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
I don't care, it's still three weeks. But the fact
that they are sitting there after knowing them for one
hundred and twenty two hours, like, I'm gonna do this
for him. I'm gonna win this game for him, and
like win it for you, don't win it for it.
Who gives a damn about him? You know him for
eight days?
Speaker 1 (36:43):
I know, but you understand the human body and a
human element. Dude, We're short sighted and we are affected
by things. Everybody says outside of the house. I would
never hit on somebody. I'd never have a show mance.
I would never go for the money. I would never
lose my trust in loyalty and dignity. Bro, They after
day two. Everybody changes once you get in that house.
(37:03):
They got addicted to a dude in eight days.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Exactly. But the fact that they are in tears and
just go and oh, he didn't deserve And then one
guy is ready to quit so that guy can stay
in the game. I'm like, job, Yeah, he's like he's like, hey,
you know what, you guys vote me out because I
don't want him to get eliminated. No, no, no, You've been
dreaming to get on Big Brother for how long? And
(37:28):
you're ready to just give up so this dude doesn't
go home.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Dude, that's why the human us, being humans is crazy,
because we have emotions, and we see the emotions. Those
people don't know those emotions are happening, and how ridiculous
they look. Like the one lady that went batshit crazy.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Oh she went crazy. She's going crazy. She's losing her job.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
On the outside, right, you don't just have a freak
out moment like that. There's no ramifications on the outside world.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
I don't even know if she has a job.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
You can't have she's a real estate agent.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
How do you have a job?
Speaker 1 (37:57):
He didn't know that. They show it every moment at
the bottom corner. Real estate agent.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Uh chef Oh, I thought Brooklyn was the real estate agent.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
He's the secret cop.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
I didn't realize that Angela was a real estate agent. Yeah,
didn't realize that. So there's two real estate agents. Didn't
know that anyway. I just found it so funny that
they're willing to dedicate their game and they're gonna do
stuff and honor you know what, I'm gonna get revenge
for you because you've been here for you were here
eight days, and I want to make sure I avenge
your eviction, Like, dude, move on, I get it. If
(38:30):
it's you know, the tenth eviction. And you've been spending
a lot of time with these people, and you're like, oh,
that was my number one. You knew them for a
hot second, and you were like you were willing to
do anything anything to honor him. And I told my wife,
I said, this is how cults are made. Yes, this
is how a cult is made. This dude mesmerized these
two chicks in eight days, and they are willing to
(38:52):
do anything for him.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Honey, are you and my cult? What I want to
say about Big Brother, great job casting. They always make
it diverse, big time personalities. The key to getting on
any reality show now is just act getting crazy. That
lady dude props. I'm guessing that's why they put her
in the show. The producers and all the executives knew
she was getting crazy. She's lost her damn mind. It's
(39:19):
not the personality, it's not the oh my gosh, she
comes across great on TV. She's just flat out getting crazy.
That's how you get on these shows. You just tell them, hey, hey, survivor.
So I don't have a great personality. I don't. I
don't have like family and values and stuff. I'm gonna
be real with you. I'm just getting crazy.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
They'll put you on the show next day. Dude, Just
tell them you'll go bat shit crazy.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
They love that.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Now.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
My question is my wife tells me some of them
are recruits from Instagram and other people are real fan Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Back in the day when I watched. Some of the
hotties would get reached out to and they say, yeah,
I never even really watched the show. And then that's
when they saw it on the live feeds and it
kind of got out. So producers are like, oh, we
got to actually have some vetting process. They would just
hit up hotties and they say, hey, we need you
on the show. We're still missing a blonde haired hotty
with great body, good hangers, and so they'd get on
the show and come on and be like all right,
so what is it? How does this game play happened
(40:13):
so many times during the early seasons.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
No, I still think there are recruits. So my question
is that woman a recruit because she's been on Prices right,
Doctor Phil like Sally Jesse Brothfiel or something, you know,
So she's been on like four shows on a list,
so they went to her or was she really a
big brother family? She really applied and they're like, oh, man,
(40:35):
let's see what she looked like on Doctor Philli. Yeah,
she's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Tough to be a fan at all those Yes, they
saw her in there and they put her on because
I think, like that, dude, when I did the auditions.
I did more Big Brother auditions and you did Real World.
They would the guys. There would be a model dude
and a model chick and we'd all just be chilling.
They go, oh, yeah, we never even got that. We
don't even what is this show? And I'd go Big
Brother and they said, yeah, our agent just hit us
up and told us to come to this casting call.
So there's agents that are, hey, hey, i'm gotta connect
(41:01):
to La. You guys are already on at the quarterfinals.
And they'd show up, had no idea what the f
was going on. I'd tell them. I'd be like, yeah,
Big Brother, twelve people in the house, it's a bird's
eye view of the house. Eh, what, you don't even
know the show. They'd go farther than me. It doesn't pay.
I mean, if you're good looking and you got a
niche and you're a crazy personality of an extreme, they'll
(41:21):
put you on the show. Like I said, be batshit crazy.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Yeah I understand that, all right, man, Well, hey, have
a great weekend. I mean it's gonna be baby Box
all the time. Kinder Garten's right around the corner. Olympics, Olympics, Olympics.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
I don't think there's anything going on.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
And people, no, I didn't watch the Bears game last night.
None of the stars were playing. Who cares, don't give
a crap man.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
They got that Kileb Williams as the favorite to win
Rookie of the Year.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
I mean, there is a lot of the hype train
behind the Bears is starting to get out of control.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
The Bears, and there's maybe is a hype trainer. Isn't
the Packers? Oh, they're a sneaky team in that NFC.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
I'm gonna tell you what. That's my pick to fall
the Packers that because everything worked out. Like Jordan Love
was terrible the first like ten games. He's not great,
and he was good for like six games, and they
gave him two hundred and twenty million dollars. The NFL
is gone bananas with these quarterbacks. Like Matt Overton was
(42:19):
on here years ago and he had a great idea
quarterbacks should have their separate, their own salary cap, and
they shouldn't count against everybody else. And I agree with
him one hund percent because now any quarterback, if you're
good for four games, you get two hundred million dollars unbelievable.
Teams are freaking out.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Who he's saying, Kyler Murray, Well.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Not but Jordan Love. He I think Jordan Love is good,
but he was only good for six games and they
gave him two hundred and twenty million dollars. Huh, that's scary.
And KOA got one hundred and ninety million dollars.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
No no Hawktua, No, no, no Tua Tiger. Oh well that
might need to be a deal too.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
And Hawk TOA they should. I'm Tua and I'm hawk
to it.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
That's a commercial boom forty nine ers. I would say
for the last undefeated team. I've done some pro limbs
on the research department. I would say last undefeated ten
times your money. It's a good option. If their betting
site lets you do it, all right, we'll look at it.
They're only going to play she got the Chiefs. They
got the Chiefs. Other than that, they're good and they're
clear batter's box. You can go ahead and tell him
(43:28):
all the way until if everybody it's a batters box
November in there. They don't have a tough game. Other
than the Chiefs.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
We'll see a Monday, big announcement coming Monday Lives some feedback.
We are the sore losers at gmail dot com and
rate us wherever you listen. Hey, just please give us
a rating. Give us, you know, five stars. Don't give
us anything less because that would suck. Yeah, anything else
you got right?
Speaker 1 (43:51):
No, I was trying to think sports man. We're in
the dead period right now, so we're kind of looking
ahead to stuff. But we do have the Olympics rocking
and rolling.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Oh, I love it. Yeah, we got to email. Love
the new logo. Lunch Your life is so chaotic and
I love it. Ray love text with Justin. I think
we need to get no teeth Keith on the rundown
and see how he's feeling about the Niners this season.
That's from Craig. I can call, we can get him
on maybe. And then he sent the same email twice. Oh, coaches,
(44:19):
I love the new logo. When we get in the
new merch, let's make some calls to Keith or Batter's box.
Love it, Craig, all right, we got to get that
new march. We'll do that this weekend.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
You know, the making calls. Justin thought we faked those. Oh,
we did some call to when we asked about season tickets,
dicking around, and Justin thought it was totally fake, and
I said, due, how do you fake all that? We
just called him and dicked around with.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Some doctors. Aren't that smart?
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Well, dude, I learned that in Evansville. He had no
idea about craps. You root for the seven first, or
you root for it secondarily. It's that simple, guys. It's
it's a very beautiful game. Yeah, I'm thinking about going
there this weekend.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Vaser never let me go, No, no, not with all
that smoke, dude, I gotta go home watch the Olympics
USA soccer man. I'm not. I haven't looked because I
don't want to know. Got it on DVR? No one
tell me
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