August 5, 2024 • 52 mins
In this episode Lunchbox fills you in on how pee ends up in your nose and how much it now costs to to go bowling in America. Plus Lunchbox took his kids to see Monster Trucks this weekend and how he ended up living the suite life. Ray had an unfortunate experience at a liquidation sale and big news regarding The Sore Losers Nation.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Turn it on, turn it on. Hey, trying to make
a tagline. You just said, turn it on, turn it on.
That's how you want to start the show. Hey, why not? Man,
it's Monday. Might as well well. But they always do it.
When you're coming into some radio show, they'll say, turn
it up, turn it up. Big Nay, they didn't, Rick check.
(00:23):
I don't know, ye, turn it on, turn it on.
I don't know, man, whatever, it's Monday. I'm happy Arnold
is not with us. He's alive, but he's never in
on Mondays. Got too hungover on Broadway. Yeah, it's a
three day hangover for Arnold. Then.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I hope you got some good stories from this weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I hope the show isn't relying on that.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Oh all right, cool, Well that's a good, good podcast, guys.
We'll see tomorrow, see Wednesday. We're out, all right.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
We gotta do it live. We're doing it live. Oh
the one too, so loser? What up? Everybody?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports. I
give the sports facts my sports opinions because I'm pretty much.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
A sports genius, y'all. It's Sison. I'm from the North.
I'm an alpha male I live on the north side
of Nashville. I got a Broadway girl took her there
and we now have a lot of property, actually two
point two acres. They are knocking on our door every day,
just like the song Dirt Cheap Cody Johnson, and they're
wanting our land and we're not selling. We're not selling.
All the ranchers and farmers, most of them have one
(01:30):
hundred acres. I don't know what they could really develop
on our property. Not a strip mall, not a housing development.
It really would just be a trailer. So if anybody
is looking to put down some sort of a trailer,
they would be interested in our land.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Okay, over to you, man. Man what a weekend? Let
me tell you action packed full of things going on.
So Friday we decide, hey, let's go to the pool.
We go to the pool, a little bit swim, and
then it's like, oh, what are we gonna do tonight?
I should go back to the pool. We should go
back to the pool.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
A two for two for see that that's next level.
There's times I've thought, hey, I should go chip twice
in a day, or I should go for another run
twice in a day. Anytime you go too that. That's
that's been a two for dude. We should get another
lift in. You know, we lifted this morning, we should
lift again. That's uncharted territory, but yeah, I can see it.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
So we're there where we're getting ready and I'm like,
you know what, I think the pool. We did the
pool today, Let's do something else. Check another box. So
we look it up. I said, let's go bowling. I
don't tell the kids where we're gonna go, and just
say we're gonna go somewhere fun.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You got You're just freaking free wheeling it. Dude, trying
to come up with crap. But I just throw a
ball at him and set him in the backyard.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Well, it's like I said, it's the last week before kindergarten,
trying to do exciting stuff, trying to you know, oh
that's still going on. Yeah, it was just the mic day. No,
kindergarten starts tomorrow. But I will say that when I
at home on Friday, when we were talking about work
and he was like, what did you do at work today, Dad,
(03:06):
I said, oh, we did a pod and he goes
without me.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Okay, he's a member of the show now.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
And my wife said to him. She goes, Bud, you
only got to do one. They do it all the time.
You don't get to be a part of it every
single time. He goes, oh yeah, you little anyway, So
let's go bulling me.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
He's the third.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Me, the absolute like dead serious look on his face.
He goes without me, hey's of the podcast. I said, Hey, man,
I know had had big plans and I know you
got kindergarten, so the show must go on. I know
you want to be another member that left, but you
(03:53):
can't be in and out.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
We need you consistent without me. Yeah, we'll handle the
backbone of this podcast. Thanks, So I tell them, So
let's go bullying, right, that's a good idea. She bowls, yeah,
or she wrangles kids. No, she bowls, that's what I'm
talking about. Well, everybody bowls, yeah, I think. Well, remember
we had the sort Losers convention. There were people that
(04:15):
just paid and just chilled and drank and ate at
the brunt. So there are a select group of people
that don't bowl, yes, But then there are a select
group of people that take bowling really serious and bring
their own balls in the middle. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Anyway, So we go to the bowling alley, and we're like,
all right, let's see if we can get a lane.
It's a Friday night, is it gonna be really busy?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
These? Uh, these bowling alleys, there's one of two. Either
they're brand new and a high a high end type thing,
or it's in a tough part of town and you
get it for a dollar bowling night.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I don't think there's dollar bowling night anymore.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
There used to be in Kanky, Illinois. Look it up.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Well, there used to be bowling dollar bowling night in Austin, Texas.
It used to be really cheap.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
And we go up to the.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Counter and I'm like, oh, yeah, we're trying to get
a lane. Is there any way we can get into night?
You had no problem? Bad sign? David Busters Like, if
there's no one bowling, it's not a good sign for
this place.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
What are you thinking? They're not greasing it like you
want it?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Well, I'm thinking that bowling alleys are usually packed, you
know what I mean, Like on a Friday night, there
should be some kind of weight. There's no weight. I'm
not complaining because it's good. So I'm like all right,
and they're like, how old is that one?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I'm like two. She goes, how's that one?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Four?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
And she goes, okay, so those two are free. Ray,
I'm not complaining, I'm just evaluating.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I said, great, awesome, all right, Well, yeah, then us three,
what size shoe? We go over our shoe size? I'll
take it ten and a half. I'll take a six
and get them all hand it out. And then she goes, okay,
that'll be seventy six dollars. What the boogie? I said, what?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah? Was that French?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
She said, yeah, for three people the shoes in one
hour of bowling, seventy six dollars. So you're telling me
if the other two kids weren't free to foo, that
would have cost us over a one hundred and twenty
five dollars to bowl for one hour.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
And are we including food drinks?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
No, this is just us checking in at the counter
for one hour of bowling. That's a base And I said, no,
wonder that even cheaper. At Soreluser's Convention Nashville. Look it
up weekend of MLK over to you lunch, January fifteenth,
twenty twenty five. I look at it and I'm like, man,
no wonder the bowling alley is empty. Who knew bowling
(06:28):
was so damn expensive. Now that's why I said it's
one of the two. There's all these new high end
ones that they're trying to promote to the more sophisticated
teleon's at want to bowl. We had never been to
this bowling alley. We usually go to one bowling alley
on the other side of town. We're like, oh, let's
try this one. I've never seen it.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Let's go from my side of town the bowling alleys. Man,
oh they do this.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, you guys just shoot cornstalks off them. Oh, got one,
that's a ten.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
No, that's not that. It's as you're going to my house,
there's some there ooh this you know, you just still
got the stick them on the bottom of the shoes.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
It smells like day old cigarettes. Yes, well, the kids
are super excited. We type the names in the computer,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
All right? Cool?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Then they have they choose which game do you want
to play? And it's like one where it's funny faces,
so you have to take pictures into the camera and
like it does little cartoons after you bowl every time.
Kids absolutely love that, and I'm like, man, we're getting
we got to eat some dinner. We're gonna to hurry
this up. Well, what do you know? Here comes this dude.
He's like, hey, did you guys want to order some food?
(07:32):
Excuse me? He goes, yeah, yeah, you can order food
right here to the lane.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Bingo said, okay, get more like he'said, like this, you
can you can order food to the lane. One of
them seventeen year old, Well man, did you want to
order some food to the lane? Uh? Are you talking
like a mouse or my volume? My hearing ages go yeah,
I don't got hearing aids, do you? Yeah, I can
(07:56):
give it. Here's the menu, right man? These uh employed
keep getting better nowadays.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And so he hands me the menion. I'm like, we
just got to order something for the kids because they're
getting grouchy. Yeah, we'll just get a cheese pizza for them,
That's what I'm talking about. At some penias. And then no,
they the kids don't like penias coladas and they don't
like hallopenias or penia coladas. So he goes and tastes
the order and he leaves and he brings us some
(08:24):
you know, a couple of beers and some waters, and
then we don't hear from him for like thirty minutes,
and my wife are like, well, we like to order
some of ourselves. And he comes over, drops the pizza off.
I'm like, oh, yeah, can we order and he goes, I'll.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Bru back, honey, are you having any trouble here in
this guy? I said, is he just really quiet? Or
and she goes, I can't hear what he's saying. Dude.
It's the new GM generation. They're all timid. Sometimes the
friends Boomer brings around, they don't talk for an hour.
I'll say, hey, does your friend of any interest because
he hasn't talked ends the word. I'm like, this dude
(08:58):
has the easiest job in the world. And it's not
like it's a hard menu. It's not you know what
I mean, like, just come over and talk. Hey man,
how's going good? Look on your bowl? And blah blah blah.
I'll right back, all right, man.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
So he comes back and I'm like, hey, this right here?
Can I can I can I sub you know, instead
of the chicken sandwich? Can I put a you know,
a patty on that?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Let me go check? Yeah, I go whisper it to
your boss.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I'm like, okay, twenty five minutes goes by.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
He never comes back.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
So I told him, I'm like, did he come back
and tell you that I can get that or can
I sub that? She goes no, the question went unanswered.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I'm like, okay, cool, that's a way to deal with
it nowadays.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
And he comes back over, do you guys need anything else?
I'm like, I'm about that. He goes, I'll right back,
all right, cool man, Like he did talked the whole time.
That was how he talked the entire time, right.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
And you're not getting a lot of out of him.
You're learning more from the menu than you are from him.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, And I mean my kids drinks water. Never refilled
it one time. They had water the whole one glass
the whole time we were there, and he never refilled it,
never came back. Uh, service is taking a step back
from the sixties. And all of a sudden, my my
burger just shows up from the sky. So he literally
never there was no pleasuan trees.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
When he hands it down, he just throws it on
the pull rack and then leave.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
He never came back and said, hey man, the kitchen
said it's cool if you sub it, no problem.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
We're good.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Nothing. Just all of a sudden it shows up.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Did this patty float in from somewhere the hell did
it come from?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
So I'm like, I'm just happy because I'm hungry. I'm
ready to eat, so I eat or there. Then my
four year old's liked, Dad, I gotta go potty. All right,
let's go son. All right, we'll just skip you, you
know your next So we'll just skip bowler and we'll
go potty, and we'll come back and go in the bathroom.
And he's trying to do that thing where you just
(11:04):
kind of pull down the waistband and you know, flop
it out and pee. What he doesn't have the waist
down band down far enough and he starts peeing, and
I mean he goes straight.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Up his nose. Peek. He peed on his own, damn
faces a beginner man.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
And he's like, it went up my nose, And so
then he tries to pull it down more and it's
just shooting all over the damn wall.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Handle your home over the wall.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
And I'm just like, he's like, Dad, it's burning my nose,
my nose, my nose.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Saw And you turned a complicated situation in real quick.
We just came in to go pee, and you peede
straight up your damn nose? Like, how does that happen
on a kid? Why? I don't have them? How do
you piss up your nose? Go ask homie for some
napkins you'll get over.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Oh god, No, I didn't want to tell them that
there's be in the bathroom because I don't know what
he would have done.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Okay, get him my bucket, thank you. I'll let somebody know.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I mean that dude just leaned on the over the
on the bar where the bartender makes drinks and puts
them on the bar for the people bowling, and he's
supposed to take to him. He just leaned there scrolling
his phone the whole time. So we got pe up
the nose. So we got to sit there and get
some you know, paper towels and clean the nose and
some toile the paper, wipe it out, kind of wipe
his face, kind of cleaned his hair a little bit,
because I assume there's pee in the hair, because if
(12:26):
he got up the nose, there's got to be p
that hit off the forehead into the nose. All right,
let's go back out, and I don't even tell anybody
about the pee on the wall. I'm just like, whatever, Oh,
he's with his friends. He doesn't want, obviously his mom
to hear. So I'm just like, I just go back.
I'm like, you'll never believe it. She goes, what too
so long was pissed up his nose? What do you
mean peeding his nose? He was doing the thing where
(12:49):
he just tried to, you know, barely get it out
and he didn't, and it was pointing up and it,
I mean straight up his nose. And she goes, that's incredible,
I said, And he looked at me and goes, dadd
it went on my nose. I'm like yeah, and I said,
and then he so he tried to pull it down
more and he just wrote his name all he like
colored the wall.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
She goes, you clean the wall? Might No, what am
I gonna do?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I mean, it's all over and it's and then when
I go back in there later with the older kid,
there's just a puddle.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Down there where it all kind of came down the wall.
It's a bathroom. They got squeegee systems. They can just
get it all. They'll clean at the end of the night,
no problem. They've seen worse, it's a bowling alley. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
So we bowl one game and I still I don't
know how much time we have in our hour. That
cost us seventy six dollars. So went up to the
front desk. I was like, oh, man, excuse me, do
you can you tell me how much time we have left?
She goes, Oh, it's in the orange up there on
the top left above your names. I was like, oh, okay,
so we have three minutes left. She goes, oh, you
guys only have three minutes left. Here, here's twenty three minutes,
thank you. Okay, So the second game, my wife and
(13:49):
I we sat out that way they could bowl more smart.
And the four year old and six year old refused
to use the little like stand that you push the
ball down. Bumper Yeah, well no, they use the bumpers,
but there's a little like ramp that you can push
the ball down and helps it roll. They refuse to
use it, so they're chunking the ball and it is
boom hitting before it even makes the lane.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
The two year old has a little ramp set up,
but he likes to get a running start, so he
goes all the way back to the wall and you
have to say ready set go. Then the wife has
to say ready set go nine times. Then baby box
one has to say ready set go, Baby box two
(14:33):
has to say ready set go. If you say it
at the same time, no, your turn, and he makes
you do it all over again.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
That's how all the minutes evaporated.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
That is how we wasted a lot of our time
at the bowling alley. So overall good experience. Then we
had to pay for the food seventy six dollars to
bowl for an hour, way outrageous. Got piss up the nose,
kids out of blast.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Thank you guys for coming. No it comes on? Is
that gonna be it tonight? Yeah, it's gonna be it. Okay,
thanks man. Yeah, that's it man. We just get the check.
No rush on the check, just whenever you're ready.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
All right, here you go here, just take the car
and comes bank goes you guys, have a good night.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
What and it what in that big goodbye? I'm like
wow wow.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
So we get in the car buggling in, buggling in,
and then my two year old's like, oh, dadda, I
saw miss miss Samantha my teacher, Like really was she
at the bowling alley. He goes, no, No, I said,
she just walked by the car. He goes no, Like,
what do you mean you just saw her? He goes
(15:45):
in my class, okay, Like I'm thinking, you saw the
damn teacher walk by. He got all excited. He goes, da,
I just my teacher, Miss Samantha.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
See the kids. Now that he doesn't have a way
to separate the time. That's why the time lap is important.
So he didn't know that was a different time than
current time. Right, He was thinking he just saw his teacher.
He doesn't know how to chronologically explain thing. No, that
every ding that's on the parents not teaching him that.
Everything he does say is yesterday, yesterday we did this.
(16:15):
He didn't even know it. You need to stress when
the sun comes up and when the sun goes down,
different day.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
So we get in the car, we drive home. Kids
are like almost falling asleep in the car.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I almost fell asleep on sixty five. Then the decision
was we get home, go drink No is after he
pissed his nose, do I give him a bath when
we get home. They made wipes for that, and.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I decided, Man, it's already almost nine o'clock. I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I'm gonna turn in.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I'm like a little pea is good for the face.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Good night.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
That was our Friday night, man, It's sterile. That was
our Friday night.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Man.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
That was Friday night with the boxes at the bowling alley.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Well, you guys tied one on.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
We did tie one on, dude. It was pretty fun.
But after the break, tell you what happened on Saturday.
Right after this.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Nice Our three segments are your Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
No, no, no, I just just basically what we did
this weekend.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I'm just gonna fill you in deep teas. In twenty minutes,
you'll hear what he did Sunday.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
No, Sunday wasn't very exciting. Sunday we didn't do anything.
We just sat around watching the Olympics all day. But
no Saturday wake up rooting for USA? Are they rooting
for O their countries?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
USA, dude? They go bananas. They yell at the TV,
the screen, and it doesn't matter what sport is. They
want to find something. If USA and competing, flip the channel,
find something that the USA is competing in.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
See because I think because of the Bob Sled Jamaican
Bob Sled team. I think I rooted for Jamaica a
couple of years when I was younger. Just curious. The kids, though,
are USA.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Oh USA, And every day they have their USA shirt
USA that we wore for Fourth of July. They made
me wash it every night, get it out of the
dryer and where and it's a tank top. So they
got there, the guns out, they are ready to go.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Do they understand though, that USA on the TV is
also the country that they live in, and it's also
the colors that they wear on Fourth of July celebrating
the country that they live in that's on the TV.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I'm not sure if they tie it all in together.
They still are a little confused because they got right.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
That's your job as a dad to tie all those loops.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
They know we live in Tennessee, so they don't understand
the United States.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
They think they're part of the Tennessee Country. Well, they
don't understand the difference between country. They don't understand between
city and state, country and state ray you know, legal laws,
because like.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh yeah, like when we go into when we went
to Atlanta, we're like, oh yeah, we're in you know, Georgia,
and they're like, no, no, dubt, we're in Atlanta. I'm like,
yeh yeah, but it's Atlanta is a city in Georgia.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Twenty minutes later he goes, so, Data, we're in the
state of Atlanta. No, no, no, well Data, well what
is Atlanta? Then it's a city. So there's a lot
of little cities that make up a state.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
So and then they just don't get it. They don't
get that there's a lot of states in the United
States is one big country. I think my six year
old is starting to understand that because he's kind of
getting it. So Saturday morning, we wake up.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
The kid.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
The kid would pee up his nose, got a little fever,
and I'm starting to think, oh God, I should have
just given him a bath. The piss got him sick.
So we're laying around watching TV and they're watching cartoons, like, guys,
you don't want to watch the Olympics. Like, okay, we'll
watch the Olympics. We turn it on. It's the women's
soccer game.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Golf was on not on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
It wasn't important, and they were about to go to
extra time and They're like, Dad, we got to get
our shirts. We gotta get our shirts. Run find their shirts,
put them on. I go, I go get my USA
soccer shirt. My wife is not home. She has gone
to the elementary school because she has volunteered to help
decorate one of the bulletin boards on a Saturday. Dude,
(19:55):
school starts tomorrow, so they have all these bulletin boards
in the hallways that aren't decorated. So they sit down
an email saying, Hey, are there any parents that can
come volunteer on Saturday and help decorate so we can
get the school ready for the first day of school.
Put up sword loser stuff. It's what I was thinking.
She'd put a link to the pod or put you know,
sign up for Coaches Convention four on the Bulting board.
(20:19):
But you know, my wife eager beaver, you know what
I mean, she's gonna sign up to go help be
So we turn on the We turn on the game
and it's back and forth, back and forth. Then Trinity
ron get forth. It was zero zero no, but there
was action, back and forth, back and forth, and Trinity
Robin Rodman gets it on the right side, cuts back left.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Left footed.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I mean absolute beauty of a shot, just a world
class good. Boys are going bananas. They are jumping up
and down on the couch. They think it's trampoline. I'm like, guys,
that is not a trampoline, right, but that yeah, we
watched trampoline on TV. Get off the sectional and they
(21:03):
are jumping up and down. We're going crazy. USA wins.
It's about ten thirty in the morning and I get
a text from my wife. She goes, hey, Kevin's mom
just texted and said, Hey, any chance you guys want
to go to see Monster Trucks today. We got some
extra tickets. We got a suite for the monster jam dude,
(21:23):
I was born the wrong neighborhood as a kid. You
guys just pass around tickets, pass around pool invites. It's amazing.
And so I'm like, well, I mean, one kid has
a fever. We can just give him some Motron. He
would love to see some monster trucks. Yeah, we're in.
We'll go to Monster Truck. Well, I mean it's last
minute invites. So obviously we're the backup plan Motron the
(21:43):
cure all. So obviously, oh yeah, obviously Kevin's family had
invited some other people. They couldn't go last minute, so
they I mean it was an hour and a half
till the event.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
But are these friends from old school? The school wasn't
even starting on his pre k. Are we dealing with neighborhood?
No, no pre.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
K kids pre k they go to you know, element
and whatever you call it pre k daycare.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
We got a couple of free one dollar tickets. I mean,
is that crap even that expensive?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I have no idea, Ray, I didn't even look up
tickets because I went to Monster Trucks when we first
moved here inside Bridgestone Arena, and I said I will
never go again. It is two damn loud, three kids later,
they just rev their engines. There's not a it's not
a big enough runway for them to do that cool stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
That's always been Mike in point of contention, They're gonna
run into Section one before they do a flip correct.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
So it's better, I think at Nissan Stadium because it
has a longer runway where they can do cooler stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Where was it at Bridgestone? Oh, yield the dirt in there.
It is the dirt from the new football stadium. They
bring it in there and drop it off yes, because
why the dump truck guy taught me that they put
it someplace in Nashville. Go get it in dumb trucks,
dump it a Nissan, and then they then put it
back into a spot in Nashville. I believe over by
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twelve South got it, so they and by it. All right,
let's go.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Even though it's gonna be so damn loud the exhaust,
we're just gonna breathe it in. It's not gonna be
that much fun. I don't know if the kids will
like it. Two of my kids don't like the loudness
of fireworks, so the hell no, they're not gonna like this.
But you know what, we're in hilarious me.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
When I get presented stuff, I say, how fun is
it gonna be? You a parent, you say this is
gonna be boring as shit, But it's just I'll just
go sit there. I love the different baselines. I always
judge it by how fun it's gonna be. You always
judge it by how damn boring it's gonna be fascinating. No,
the kids are gonna love it. I know the kids.
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But in your head you're like, I mean, it's boring,
but I can just sit there and not do anything
for two hours, and the trucks can baby sit my kids.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Not that the trucks will baby sit them. The excitement
in my kids is why it's fun to go.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
So we roll up and we're like text them, like, hey,
where are you guys? At we part you know what
I mean. We're meet in front of the stadium and
they're like, oh, yeah, we're over at the bar. They're
were on Broadway and I'm like, all right, all right, well.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
What all right? Tailgating before the trucks. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
So we're sitting there, just waiting, waiting. They roll up, Hey,
how's it going.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
How's it going?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Hey, nice to me, Nice to me. They had a
couple other people with them, Hi, how's it going. Don't
really know this family, you know, I don't think i'd
met the dad till that day.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
They think they're coming to a Preds game.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Well, that's well, I didn't tell my kids where we're going.
This is the whole thing with kids. You never tell
them because you don't want the excitement to wear off
by the time you get there.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
It's like, we're just.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Gonna go do something with Kevin's family and they're like, oh,
I know, I know. We're going to the pool. Nope,
we're not going to the pool. Okay, okay, we're going
to the trampoline park. Hey, kids, we're just going for
a drive. Why, I gotcha, you little shits. They're like, no, no, no, no,
we're not going to trampoline park. Okay, okay, we're going
to get ice cream. No, no, we're not going to
get ice cream. Just starting naming stuff, and we start
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getting downtown Chattanooga, gotcha, your little son of a bitch, Chicago.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
No, we're not going to Chicago.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
And we get out in the parking garage and my
four year old dad out, are we at the airport?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Like? Do you see plane? Son? He thought, the Nisad
parking garage is the airport? The bridge zone? Man, they
look similar.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yes, And we partied the convention center. So we parted
across the street I might know.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
And then he goes.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
My six year old goes, I know it's the movie theater.
We're going to the movie theater. I'm like no, and
he goes and then he sees Bridgetone. He goes, Dad, apt,
we're going to a Pred's game. We're going to a
Pred's game. Great, and I said no, no, there's season's over.
And he goes, well, then where are we going. We're
going to a restaurant. We're going to a restaurant. Damn.
(25:43):
I'm like, no, we're not going to a restaurant. We
go stand out in front of a bridge stone and
then we walk in. They still have no idea because
there's no signage that says monster trucks by anything.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
But at this point you can tell them because the
anticipation is going to last now for a while. In
the parking garage. I think at that point you can
tell them what's going.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
On, but it's more fun. They kept saying, don't tell us,
tell us who want to guess? So then we walk in.
They have no idea, and we walk up to where
the sweet is and then you heard.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
The and they're like what. I was like, it's monster
trumps and they're like what. And we go up to
our suite and we go you're already smelling the exhaust.
You had a sweet? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah, they had a sweet. I know, Well, no sweet's locked.
Oh huh, how do we get into the suite?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Are we knocking on it? Yeah? Yeah, it's lunch box.
Never gibbles. I know, lights are off, it's locked. Oh
the old iHeart Sweet where you try to get in
and it ain't open or rented.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah, so it's not that we don't have a Sweet. No, No,
we're supposed to have We're supposed to.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Have this sweet. I'm all right, well I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
So I walk around someone I'm like, hey, we're supposed
to have this suitet over here, but it's lot. Oh okay,
let me let me radio someone. Oh yeah, we need
to get Sweet six open. I have a gentleman here
and says they have tickets to Sweet six and it's locked.
And I go back and I'm like, you guys want
to just go in this one and jump over possibility?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
And we open that.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Door and it's just packed with people. Are like, ah,
that made it look a little weird if we just
jump over the wall. So we'll just sit here. So
we're missing the first part of the show because it
right and the engines are reving. That's going kind of crazy.
And then someone comes in they don't you look at
our tickets. They just open the suite. Hey guys, thanks,
have a good time. I'm like, okay, all right, awesome.
So we just go in, we turn on the lights.
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It's not a fully stock suite. Nothing in there, just
an empty room. It's got the you know, countertops and everything,
but you got to go buy everything separate. It fired
up in the room room. Monster trucks are making laps.
Two year old screaming his head off. All right, app
I'm about to go get them some head fun. So
I had to go down and spend the fifteen damn
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dollars on those cheap ass headphones that block out the noise.
I had some at the house and forgot them. And
so then I'm talking to people like, so, how'd you
guys get a sweet? All right, Oh, we just have
a friend that told us this wasn't rented so we
could come sit in it.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
I was wondering whether usually they have a base food
or something.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Yeah, that's why they're like, oh, we have someone that
you know works for the monster truck, little tour or whatever.
They're like, oh, this is the sweet's not gonna be
taking you guys. Go, you guys can sit in it.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Gee. Thanks. So I didn't want anything to drink.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
So when you say we had a suite, they didn't
really have a suite. It was more of, hey, if
you guys want to sit in a big group in
this room, here you go. I know that it's not
gonna be used, so you can go use it. And
there's different levels of the suite. One time I went
with bones. There was a candy truck that came out outside.
You get any ice cream you wanted. I believe they
had a rack of ribs. It was the owner came
and shook our hands.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
That's legit, dude. We had any kind of meat you wanted,
meat three, and then the dessert truck at the very end.
That's pretty cool. You guys didn't even have waters.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
We didn't have waters, dude. So we had to go
down to the concession stand. You had to, you know,
go down escalators and have the concession stands weren't even
open for the monster truck, so you had to walk
around halfway around the building to find concession And then
we sent two of the ladies to get some drinks.
And it was a limit, so they can only bring
back a certain amount of drinks. So there were went
enough drinks for everybody in the suitets we had to
pour them into cups and split I mean, hey, but
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that's the good times. It was great times that we
were having fun.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
And yes, I'd love a thimble of margarita. Thanks. No,
they brought back some high noons and I'd have had
that drink on the escalator up. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Well they bought the Biggie the big boys yep, brought
some skittles for the kids and poured equal Mountain cups
and all heavies.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Yeah, high noon heavies. That's what we did.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
We did some popcorn. I mean, it was a monster truck.
Let me tell you, it is so dumb because literally
there's all this high update room and they jump over
four cars and I was like, that's it. But the
kids love it. The kids loved it, but it was
a lot of downtime.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
And also though for the adults, I get it's fun
for the kids, I'm not judging that, but for you guys,
your baseline, it's pretty damn boring, right.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
I thought it was pretty damn boring. But there was
one adult with us that didn't have any kids that
was just excited to see monster trucks.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Did he have a colored hat on? What was his
fascination with that? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
He just liked monster jam Monster trucks and he worked
with one of the parents and he was like, had
a Monster Jam shirt on a couple of weeks ago
and he's like, dude, we got tickets.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
You want to go see some guys get off to that,
And he loved it. He was like, this is cool.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
And we were rating how they did and like they
did donuts and they had a competition who could do
the best donuts. So it was absolutely boring for an
adult in my opinion. So I think if I went
to the one at Nissan, because these didn't really get
out of control, there was no chance of them flipping
because they were only jumping over four cars.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
I just sounds like they couldn't book Nissans. So they
had to do Bridge soon probably Nile Horn was in town,
Kenny Chesney was in town. Then there you go. There's
your answer. They had to do Bridge.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Yeah, and there was no dirt. Oh, there wasn't no dirt. Ray,
I was a jumped just four cars.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
What were they landing on the ice? Concrete? Was that approved? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Because the ice is gone for the now that the
season's over, they've taken that all down, Like the ice
is gone.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
So the dumpster trucks were on The jumpers were on
the same ice that we were on when we did
our sword losers. Yeah, mention, man, that ice houses a
lot of things. It was.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
It was very interesting to watch. But yeah, they jumped
four cars and I was like, that's all we're gonna do. Like,
not one even like I wanted one to be like
on one tire, like almost gonna flip over, but not
flip over, roll over on its side.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Nothing. It was just but if fulfilled with what you
thought it was gonna be boring. I thought it was
gonna be boring.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
It was boring. I sucked in a lot of exhausts.
I had a headache after I left from them reving
their damn engines. And the kids absolutely loved it, absolutely
loved it. And then we get in the parking garage,
we get home. Yeah, they fell asleep for like three hours, dude.
They were exhausted. The excitement of monster trucks was too
much to handle. That's like carbon monoxide. That might have
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been it also, Or it could have been the fever
coming back up, because when he woke up from his nap,
he had like one hundred and three fever.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
I don't ever let Bezer run the car for more
than a minute in the garage. Man, that's how you die.
You should never start in the garage, man, how do
you how do you start it? If it's in the garage.
We gotta have the you gotta have the I push
it out by hand and then we start it. My fault,
gotta have the garage door open, honey, put it in neutral.
I'll push it till you're outside. Lunch says no inside emissions. A.
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I'm sitting there pushing the truck out to the gravel.
All right, fire up, we're good. That's a great point.
Great point, man, Yeah, that's my fault. We'll be right back.
How much the liveses Olympics? You watch? I watch golf
(33:08):
the whole weekend, saw the USA score, but and then
Rodman was the when they got it. But other than
that did USA basketball. I was just following that score.
I didn't know that they killed him, right, I've been
blowing the doors off, but USA hasn't covered ever. Really.
I think it was a forty, and it may have
been they won by fifteen. And then I know one
(33:29):
of our on the Facebook pages they said, oh again,
South Sudan, watch out USA, Man, they're gonna what did
they say? Did our people alone said it was gonna
be a blowout. Our people on the Facebook said it's
going to be closer because the previous game was closer
and ended up being closer. But it wasn't. But the
USA hasn't even come close to covering. Yeah, and then
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that dude, did you see the Polevalter? Oh, they did
cover the first game though, against Serbia. That's the one
that I have. Did you see the polevald lost his dog?
That's funny, that's it's it's the camera guy without that shot,
It isn't funny. Otherwise it's just he knocked off the
bar twenty years ago. You don't have that angle.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Like Olympic dream crushed because you got a look excited
at the.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Wrong time of the day. Ray, I'm a believer. What
country was that? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I have no idea that I watched. I mean I
watched the fencing, I watched and water polo.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
It's like Argentina all of a sudden, Baser wants to
go there for our vacation and then my speedo. Can
I get you any drinks? Beat of the lady.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
But that's why my wife wanted to go to Hungary.
I was like, whoa, wait a minute, I want to
wait for home. What we're talking about? You want to
go to Iceland? Like, oh, I mean I heard the
scenery is great and I heard their polls are long.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
I mean, so I told Baser, we got to go
to Costa Rica. Is that where it's at? Now? Now?
It's that was being funny. It's actually more tourists in
Costa Rica than even the locals and the local guys
what I was told were attractive. The local females they
don't wear makeup, so I just didn't find them that attractive.
But the guys all have long hair, and they all surf,
and they all eat two meals a day and they're
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shredded up. So yeah, we stand no chance in Costa Rica?
What else?
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Do we watch Olympics all the time? Watch some gymnastics.
I watched pommel horse dude get a bronze. I didn't
watch the golf because I tried to turn on the
golf and my wife was like, really, there's golf in
the Olympics. Like when they play each other every weekend,
that doesn't count enough. So they got to go to
Paris to play each other for a gold medal, and.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
I love too. The golfers always play Thursday, Friday, Saturday Sunday,
and there's just such stuck on themselves. They make the
Olympic committee make it Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I mean
for the Olympics. It couldn't have it could have been Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
Had it the exact same day for the golfers because.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
They got to go get the practice rounds in, they
got to get everything. I mean, I don't know. I
Shuffler is amazing. Dude is so good. He's good. He
hit a hell of a Sunday.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
I mean, it was it took that otherwise it was
gonna be Xander or John Rahm. John Rahm shipped down
his leg the sixteenth. I think what I've been to Fleetwood.
He was tied going into seventeen and I went. I
had to take I had to take the second baby
box to the CVS urgent Care.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Turns out he has strap whoa. Yeah, that was part
of the weekend that I want to talk about. But yeah,
we had to go to the swam in the throat
after having the fever on Saturday. He woke up on
Sunday and he took kind of talk like the waiter,
and then he threw up twice, and so I was like,
we better go get you checked out. He's got strap.
(36:52):
So I when I when Fleetwood was teen off on seventeen,
and I was like, Okay, cool, he's tied. They're gonna tie,
you know what I mean, he'll have a birdie opportunity
probably on this whole going to eighteen tied or with
the lead. And then I got to the CBS and
he was down one going in eighteen?
Speaker 1 (37:06):
What the he bogeia? And then did he yank? Get
shank it? Did he miss putt? What wasn't watching? We
were at BJ's. Uh Costco. It's called BJ's but it's Costco. Oh.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
I thought you making your boy BJ that lives downtown.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
No, we were there. If you're just freewheeling, I got
a small story. Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
I'm not saying it's good, but I'm free willing.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Yeah. So me and Beazer see on Daily Mail that
there's this place liquidating. You can find it and look
it up. I just don't want to say the name
of it because be kind of specific. So we go there.
What does liquidation mean? A sour is closing selling everything?
What does that mean to you? Everything's got to go? Yes,
that's what that means to me. So we go there
on Sunday, Saturday. Saturday. I tell Beazer, I said, hey,
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I read about it daily mail and there's randomly one
near us in Nashville. So we go there. We pull
up out front, there's eight cars. We go inside and
what liquidation and uh store selling out? What does that
mean to you? Uh? Dirt cheat prices. So we go
up to a couch one hundred dollars off. We'll go
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up to a TV one thousand dollars, TV seventy five
dollars off. What then we go up to a bed
frame fifty dollars off? What kind of liquidation sale is that?
So I'm a little pissed because we actually drove kind
of acrosstown to it and there's there was eight cars
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out front. When I tell you, there was nobody inside,
and there's lots of furniture left. Everything there wasn't There
was maybe a missing bed and one missing TV. The
store is about as big as let's just stay on Costco.
It's a Costco half of a Costco got it, and dude,
so the front door store closing, store closing, liquidation, everything
must go, or store closing. We are closing, closing. I
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walk in there, Dude, it couldn't be any more full.
And so I'm starting to look at the prices. I'm
in a good mood. It's a Saturday, so I just
start kind of joking out loud. So I say, oh, man,
they're closing. They bet it, they're gonna start closing this
store ten percent off. And then there's another guy goes, hey,
I work here at Anything you guys need help with,
I can help you. And at this point I'm just
there's their prices are an absolute joke. I go, when
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are you guys closing? Man? I saw ten percent over there.
You're not going to close till like the end of
the year. And he goes, yes, yes, we plan to
be closed by the end of the month or into
next month. And so then we're looking around and we
found like a plant that was forty dollars and now
it's twenty five dollars. We found a vase. Those were
the deals actually, the things that go on tables.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Oh that's you've got to have a good vase around that.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
So it'd be a vase fifty dollars. Got it for
ten dollars. Oh, so get a vase and two flowers.
That's important Later in the story. We're at a furniture liquidation,
but we got vase and some flowers. So then we
go to the other employee and I don't know where.
I don't want to carry the shit around. I'm still
kind of looking for some terrible deals that are all
over the place. And so the lady's sitting there talking
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to her friend. Her friend, she's sixty. Her sixty year
old friend is sitting in a chair right next to her,
and they're just gabbing, and I go, hey, ladies, I
don't want to carry this around though. Can I set
this right here? And the lady goes, she's the employee,
mind du And she goes, yeah, yeah, you can set
it here, thanks, cause I was just gonna carry it
around all day. Were you gonna tell me that? And
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so then I set it down and her friend, obviously
they're just talking and she's not working, and she goes,
I'm not I'm not gonna take it if I needed
a deal or anything. She knows what I want, So
they were. Obviously, she just goes in there and shoots
the shit with her. They're not selling anything, they're not
having any deals. They're on to work. She hits her
best friend up, Hey, come on in, we'll just gab
for two hours.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah, why would she They're closing, So that's Hey, what's
her performance review going to say?
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Sorry, you were talking on the job. Guess what, don't care.
Don't have a job in a month or maybe a
month and a half.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
So that's what Baser tells me, and she goes, well,
she's about to be unemployed, so just Baser. This is
when she starts to tell me you need to be
nicer to people. Apparently I was being sarcastic. I'd go
cross the store and be like, hey, Baser, this couch
over here, Holy crap, it's marked down fifty dollars. Oh
my gosh, did you see that television? Twenty dollars off?
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And I mean, you could hear me through the whole story. Okay,
there's basically no deals, is what I'm trying to get at. Okay,
I've been to one corner all the way to the
other one. This sectional one hundred and twenty five off
you're never gonna believe it, damn soundboard. And so now
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it's time to check out. So I go up to
my lady who's sitting there talking to her friend, and
we just stand there. You know how you're waiting for
that guy at the bowling alley to get your food. No,
we wait there for ten seconds, twenty seconds. It says MasterCard,
visa big yellow sign. This must be where you pay
for something. I don't know. I don't work here. You
think somebody that works here would tell me where I
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check out? And so then they're having their conversation. I
kind of peeker, and I go, excuse me, Yeah, we're
good to check out. Found all the we're all dealed out.
We got two flowers in a vase, and she goes, oh,
we work on commission the fact does that mean I
don't care about you? So you're gonna have to go
over to him? So I guess since we got it
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in his section, she's not able to check us out,
so we have to go over there.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
They didn't really, he can't just type his name in
the computers. He's the one that made the sale, right,
They always do that when you can check out. Oh,
anybody help you with this today. May know, Okay, just
make sure we work on commission. Okay, I don't. I mean, yeah,
that guy over there in the blue hat, well yeah, okay,
his name's Jim.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
And all the while I'm telling you guys this story
to not go to this liquidation look it up, never
go to it. That's for the reason I'm tony the story.
And so then we go over to Jim, but her
friend is still faking like she's having a she's a customer.
She goes, oh, yeah, is that TV on sale? I
know it's fake because nothing's on sale, and so she's
just having this bullshit conversation with the lady, all the
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while standing in front of us, annoying me. So then
we go over to Jim. Hey, Jim, we found everything.
And he goes, oh, you guys really took advantage, and
I go, yeah, man, you know it. We know these
liquidation sales. Hell of a deal, bro. We had a
vase and two flower plants. Well, here, the joke was
on us. Because it's a furniture place. There's ten pages
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of paperwork of things that we have to sign because
typically people buy TVs and couches and bed sets and
we bought two flowers, and the amount of forms that
he printed out that we had to sign, that's when
the joke was on us. So not only here's when
you really get the boot up the ass. It wasn't
the front door when you walk in and nothing is
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on sale. It wasn't the one lady that would not
even help me and then just proceeds to talk to
her friend for two hours. It was Jim printing out
ten pages of furniture document sign, auto DOCU draft sign,
a word Excel spreadsheet for two flowers in a vase.
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All that for our stuff that just went on some
tables at our house. And when we went home, Uh,
look it up online. Avoid that liquidation, folks.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
I've been to one Bye bye baby was going bye
bye when we were having our first kid, our first kid,
and they said everything.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Must go famous last word.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
My hell, we're in the neighborhood. Might as well stop
in there and start buying some clothes for the kid.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Everything's gotta go, gotta get a.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Crib, right, everything's gotta go Bye bye, Baby's going bye
bye business.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Then we go.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
In the crib ten dollars off. Oh, here's a set
of four shirts. It's now twenty dollars instead of twenty three,
taking their additional ten percent off the sticker price, Like,
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what the hell kind of sale is that?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
You want to know how much we bought? Not a
damn thing. They just get you with the signs and
the flash and the red and the yellow and the
ribbons and the cutting and the closing. It's not a deal.
If you really crunch the numbers.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
It's not a deal at all because it's still damn expensit.
What they probably do is raise the price before you
walk in there, and then put one hundred and fifty
dollars off, so you're really playing full price. Before they
announced they're going out of business, they raise the price
on the items, so it looks like you're getting a
deal on that sticker you go in. You ain't getting
no damn deal. They got you. They're taking your damn
(45:48):
money because they pulled you in with liquidation. Everything must go,
so you're thinking, oh, yes, this has to be a
good deal.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Holy shit, you guys closing any world, some of these
deals twelve dollars off, get this mirror if you buy
an entire bedset? What And we got some big news
right after this yeah, over to your big news. But
that's also when I learned Besier said, I'm a little
too sarcastic and loud and rude. She just said, because
(46:18):
those people are going to be losing their jobs. So
she just said, be empathetic. Think about how they're feeling
during this time, and it looks like they don't give
a shit. It did, and she said, sometimes I just
come across as aggressive and not really kind, and so
I'm going to work on being a little bit kinder.
Thank you, and I thank Baser for that.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
I did get a text from Batter's Box and he said,
I'm almost fully caught up.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
You guys, hot Fudance Batter's Box.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
You guys hyping Taco Cabana Cabana for the people coming
to visit Austin travesty. That place is terrible, it's according
Batter's Box. That's his feedback on the podcast. Also want
to give a shout out to one of our coachers,
Jeremy Mabe got a big week. He has his live
audition for Wheel of Fortune in La.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
I don't know where.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
I don't know if they fly himut to La if
it's a local thing, but he has a slot where
he's made it a couple of rounds and now he's
doing his live audition for Wheel of Fortune.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
This week, fellow coacher fellow coacher and people were asking
the person that beat the Streak. Her name is Joyce.
She's at forty nine. If she gets to fifty seven,
she wins five point six million. I don't know if
she's a fellow coacher. People could have found out about
this competition through a litany of ways. I get we've
promoted it for the last three years, but yes, Joyce
is at forty nine. I believe it's a woman amazing
(47:40):
job that she is at that, and I'm also kind
of trying to reverse jinks her because, for the love
of God, if she wins it, that means I don't
think they'll ever have the competition again because they're going
to be hemorrhaging five point six million. So follow it.
Go to beat the Streak. If you have the app
and check leaderboard, you'll see who her picks are every
night and root against them for the next seven days
because if she gets fifty seven, dude, I'm gonna lose
(48:02):
my shit. I kind of want her to get it. Well,
now here comes Beazer she with her conspiracy theory. She
thinks the MLB pays that player to not get a
hit so that they then don't have to pay off
that amount. That's why she stopped playing it, because that's
why nobody's ever gotten it. I've said this on the
podcast before. So Baser thinks what they do is they
(48:22):
have that streak, yes, and then let's say someone gets
up to forty five and they pick Freddy Freeman. Correct,
they go to Freddy Freeman say hey man, we're gonna
pay you twenty thousand dollars to not get a hit tonight. Loosely,
that is how she feels that it's rigged since nobody's
ever gotten it.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
So you're telling me that Taoscar Hernandez is the pick
for the first place person and they go to Taoscar,
shows up to the stadium and it's there's a note
whose locker says, no hit tonight, twenty thousand MLB streak
beat the streak.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
Thanks. There ain't no damn way, There ain't no damn
That's why it's a conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
Very interesting, now you got the breaking news because we're
now in August. Man, this is a big time fantasy
football is back. The sore losers league that everybody wants
in is back. Damn for twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
If anything could fold, I was hoping it was that
it's just mismanaged. You give like two thousand to the
winner when it should be seven thousand. I don't like
it separated between eight people.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
I don't understand how you don't think when there's forty
eight people in the league and I didn't know we
paid the website, We're losing money, We're going in the
hole for it, and none of these people appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Continue.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
Yes, I do have to pay to get on the website.
It's like two hundred dollars to sign up the team,
to sign up the league. Whether as I do that
out of the cun there's forty eight people in the league,
So yes, I think first, second, third, and fourth place
deserve money. If there are forty eight people in the league,
m So it is back. I will have all the
details where you can put your name in the hat
(50:05):
on Wednesday. Wednesday, I will tell you where you need
to go any your name for your chance to be
in the most exclusive, most bona fide, most legit fantasy
football league in America. All details coming on Wednesday. But
it is back. We are now in August. We can
now start getting this done.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
I will say when I do tell people, cousins, friends,
Oh yeah, we got a five thousand dollars pot for
our fantasy football big guys. It's a pretty impressive amount
that we give out to the winners.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
It is a very nice payday. Does the champ I
don't eve remember who the defending champion is. Are they
coming back to defend their title?
Speaker 1 (50:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Ashley White back in the day went back to back.
I don't even know if actually the White is still around.
I know she lives in Green Bay right by the stadium,
so if someone cans check on her, that'd be great.
But yeah, we are going. The Fantasy Football League is back.
We wouldn't leave you without it.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
I'm going with DeAndre Hopkins, Russell Wilson. I'm trying to
think of other injuries guys. Hops hurt, Yeah he's out
like four weeks? Oh boy, who else got hurt? Uh?
Pooka did he really? Yeah he's I don't know what
happened to him?
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Freaking Alex Smith? Oh yeah, Titans wide receiver Hopkins will
not need knee surgery. That's not a good start of
the year. Not a good start.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
Now the fans will support though, regardless of tailgating, they're
gonna show up in dirt piles. Oh damn, Kelsey's hurting now.
Oh fractured forearm. Damn. That's not good. Oh so much
for Kansas City Chiefs being the last undefeated team.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
Yeah, all right, we'll have a good Monday. We got man,
We got kindergarten tomorrow, got kindergarten tomorrow, Tell you all
about it on Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (51:46):
Can't wait.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
That's what you guys want to hear all about my life.
We got pe in the nose. Now, we got kindergarten.
Hell of the hell of the teas we're out? Damn
better tell brother he has to No, he needs well.
I don't want to te hifore he goes to Jim,
he may get mad throwing weights around.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
Have you Jake pits his pot out yet? No, I
need to. I complimented him. I said, Hey, people on
our Facebook are talking about your podcast. They said it's
really good good, And I think it's just because he
opens up his heart. I think he pulls open the
skin and just reveals it all and that is a
great podcast, and that is why this podcast does well. Yeah.
I was gonna say, well it doesn't do well, right,
(52:28):
we need to reveal more of our heart. We'll do that.
Ray should I talk about my sex life? I'm gonna
try and boost his volume. Good,
Turn it on, turn it on. Hey, trying to make
a tagline. You just said, turn it on, turn it on.
That's how you want to start the show. Hey, why not? Man,
it's Monday. Might as well well. But they always do it.
When you're coming into some radio show, they'll say, turn
it up, turn it up. Big Nay, they didn't, Rick check.
(00:23):
I don't know, ye, turn it on, turn it on.
I don't know, man, whatever, it's Monday. I'm happy Arnold
is not with us. He's alive, but he's never in
on Mondays. Got too hungover on Broadway. Yeah, it's a
three day hangover for Arnold. Then.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I hope you got some good stories from this weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I hope the show isn't relying on that.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Oh all right, cool, Well that's a good, good podcast, guys.
We'll see tomorrow, see Wednesday. We're out, all right.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
We gotta do it live. We're doing it live. Oh
the one too, so loser? What up? Everybody?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports. I
give the sports facts my sports opinions because I'm pretty much.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
A sports genius, y'all. It's Sison. I'm from the North.
I'm an alpha male I live on the north side
of Nashville. I got a Broadway girl took her there
and we now have a lot of property, actually two
point two acres. They are knocking on our door every day,
just like the song Dirt Cheap Cody Johnson, and they're
wanting our land and we're not selling. We're not selling.
All the ranchers and farmers, most of them have one
(01:30):
hundred acres. I don't know what they could really develop
on our property. Not a strip mall, not a housing development.
It really would just be a trailer. So if anybody
is looking to put down some sort of a trailer,
they would be interested in our land.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Okay, over to you, man. Man what a weekend? Let
me tell you action packed full of things going on.
So Friday we decide, hey, let's go to the pool.
We go to the pool, a little bit swim, and
then it's like, oh, what are we gonna do tonight?
I should go back to the pool. We should go
back to the pool.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
A two for two for see that that's next level.
There's times I've thought, hey, I should go chip twice
in a day, or I should go for another run
twice in a day. Anytime you go too that. That's
that's been a two for dude. We should get another
lift in. You know, we lifted this morning, we should
lift again. That's uncharted territory, but yeah, I can see it.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
So we're there where we're getting ready and I'm like,
you know what, I think the pool. We did the
pool today, Let's do something else. Check another box. So
we look it up. I said, let's go bowling. I
don't tell the kids where we're gonna go, and just
say we're gonna go somewhere fun.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You got You're just freaking free wheeling it. Dude, trying
to come up with crap. But I just throw a
ball at him and set him in the backyard.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Well, it's like I said, it's the last week before kindergarten,
trying to do exciting stuff, trying to you know, oh
that's still going on. Yeah, it was just the mic day. No,
kindergarten starts tomorrow. But I will say that when I
at home on Friday, when we were talking about work
and he was like, what did you do at work today, Dad,
(03:06):
I said, oh, we did a pod and he goes
without me.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Okay, he's a member of the show now.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
And my wife said to him. She goes, Bud, you
only got to do one. They do it all the time.
You don't get to be a part of it every
single time. He goes, oh yeah, you little anyway, So
let's go bulling me.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
He's the third.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Me, the absolute like dead serious look on his face.
He goes without me, hey's of the podcast. I said, Hey, man,
I know had had big plans and I know you
got kindergarten, so the show must go on. I know
you want to be another member that left, but you
(03:53):
can't be in and out.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
We need you consistent without me. Yeah, we'll handle the
backbone of this podcast. Thanks, So I tell them, So
let's go bullying, right, that's a good idea. She bowls, yeah,
or she wrangles kids. No, she bowls, that's what I'm
talking about. Well, everybody bowls, yeah, I think. Well, remember
we had the sort Losers convention. There were people that
(04:15):
just paid and just chilled and drank and ate at
the brunt. So there are a select group of people
that don't bowl, yes, But then there are a select
group of people that take bowling really serious and bring
their own balls in the middle. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Anyway, So we go to the bowling alley, and we're like,
all right, let's see if we can get a lane.
It's a Friday night, is it gonna be really busy?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
These? Uh, these bowling alleys, there's one of two. Either
they're brand new and a high a high end type thing,
or it's in a tough part of town and you
get it for a dollar bowling night.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I don't think there's dollar bowling night anymore.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
There used to be in Kanky, Illinois. Look it up.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Well, there used to be bowling dollar bowling night in Austin, Texas.
It used to be really cheap.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
And we go up to the.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Counter and I'm like, oh, yeah, we're trying to get
a lane. Is there any way we can get into night?
You had no problem? Bad sign? David Busters Like, if
there's no one bowling, it's not a good sign for
this place.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
What are you thinking? They're not greasing it like you
want it?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Well, I'm thinking that bowling alleys are usually packed, you
know what I mean, Like on a Friday night, there
should be some kind of weight. There's no weight. I'm
not complaining because it's good. So I'm like all right,
and they're like, how old is that one?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I'm like two. She goes, how's that one?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Four?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
And she goes, okay, so those two are free. Ray,
I'm not complaining, I'm just evaluating.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I said, great, awesome, all right, Well, yeah, then us three,
what size shoe? We go over our shoe size? I'll
take it ten and a half. I'll take a six
and get them all hand it out. And then she goes, okay,
that'll be seventy six dollars. What the boogie? I said, what?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah? Was that French?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
She said, yeah, for three people the shoes in one
hour of bowling, seventy six dollars. So you're telling me
if the other two kids weren't free to foo, that
would have cost us over a one hundred and twenty
five dollars to bowl for one hour.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
And are we including food drinks?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
No, this is just us checking in at the counter
for one hour of bowling. That's a base And I said, no,
wonder that even cheaper. At Soreluser's Convention Nashville. Look it
up weekend of MLK over to you lunch, January fifteenth,
twenty twenty five. I look at it and I'm like, man,
no wonder the bowling alley is empty. Who knew bowling
(06:28):
was so damn expensive. Now that's why I said it's
one of the two. There's all these new high end
ones that they're trying to promote to the more sophisticated
teleon's at want to bowl. We had never been to
this bowling alley. We usually go to one bowling alley
on the other side of town. We're like, oh, let's
try this one. I've never seen it.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Let's go from my side of town the bowling alleys. Man,
oh they do this.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, you guys just shoot cornstalks off them. Oh, got one,
that's a ten.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
No, that's not that. It's as you're going to my house,
there's some there ooh this you know, you just still
got the stick them on the bottom of the shoes.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
It smells like day old cigarettes. Yes, well, the kids
are super excited. We type the names in the computer,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
All right? Cool?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Then they have they choose which game do you want
to play? And it's like one where it's funny faces,
so you have to take pictures into the camera and
like it does little cartoons after you bowl every time.
Kids absolutely love that, and I'm like, man, we're getting
we got to eat some dinner. We're gonna to hurry
this up. Well, what do you know? Here comes this dude.
He's like, hey, did you guys want to order some food?
(07:32):
Excuse me? He goes, yeah, yeah, you can order food
right here to the lane.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Bingo said, okay, get more like he'said, like this, you
can you can order food to the lane. One of
them seventeen year old, Well man, did you want to
order some food to the lane? Uh? Are you talking
like a mouse or my volume? My hearing ages go yeah,
I don't got hearing aids, do you? Yeah, I can
(07:56):
give it. Here's the menu, right man? These uh employed
keep getting better nowadays.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And so he hands me the menion. I'm like, we
just got to order something for the kids because they're
getting grouchy. Yeah, we'll just get a cheese pizza for them,
That's what I'm talking about. At some penias. And then no,
they the kids don't like penias coladas and they don't
like hallopenias or penia coladas. So he goes and tastes
the order and he leaves and he brings us some
(08:24):
you know, a couple of beers and some waters, and
then we don't hear from him for like thirty minutes,
and my wife are like, well, we like to order
some of ourselves. And he comes over, drops the pizza off.
I'm like, oh, yeah, can we order and he goes, I'll.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Bru back, honey, are you having any trouble here in
this guy? I said, is he just really quiet? Or
and she goes, I can't hear what he's saying. Dude.
It's the new GM generation. They're all timid. Sometimes the
friends Boomer brings around, they don't talk for an hour.
I'll say, hey, does your friend of any interest because
he hasn't talked ends the word. I'm like, this dude
(08:58):
has the easiest job in the world. And it's not
like it's a hard menu. It's not you know what
I mean, like, just come over and talk. Hey man,
how's going good? Look on your bowl? And blah blah blah.
I'll right back, all right, man.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
So he comes back and I'm like, hey, this right here?
Can I can I can I sub you know, instead
of the chicken sandwich? Can I put a you know,
a patty on that?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Let me go check? Yeah, I go whisper it to
your boss.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I'm like, okay, twenty five minutes goes by.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
He never comes back.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
So I told him, I'm like, did he come back
and tell you that I can get that or can
I sub that? She goes no, the question went unanswered.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I'm like, okay, cool, that's a way to deal with
it nowadays.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
And he comes back over, do you guys need anything else?
I'm like, I'm about that. He goes, I'll right back,
all right, cool man, Like he did talked the whole time.
That was how he talked the entire time, right.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
And you're not getting a lot of out of him.
You're learning more from the menu than you are from him.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, And I mean my kids drinks water. Never refilled
it one time. They had water the whole one glass
the whole time we were there, and he never refilled it,
never came back. Uh, service is taking a step back
from the sixties. And all of a sudden, my my
burger just shows up from the sky. So he literally
never there was no pleasuan trees.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
When he hands it down, he just throws it on
the pull rack and then leave.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
He never came back and said, hey man, the kitchen
said it's cool if you sub it, no problem.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
We're good.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Nothing. Just all of a sudden it shows up.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Did this patty float in from somewhere the hell did
it come from?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
So I'm like, I'm just happy because I'm hungry. I'm
ready to eat, so I eat or there. Then my
four year old's liked, Dad, I gotta go potty. All right,
let's go son. All right, we'll just skip you, you
know your next So we'll just skip bowler and we'll
go potty, and we'll come back and go in the bathroom.
And he's trying to do that thing where you just
(11:04):
kind of pull down the waistband and you know, flop
it out and pee. What he doesn't have the waist
down band down far enough and he starts peeing, and
I mean he goes straight.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Up his nose. Peek. He peed on his own, damn
faces a beginner man.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
And he's like, it went up my nose, And so
then he tries to pull it down more and it's
just shooting all over the damn wall.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Handle your home over the wall.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
And I'm just like, he's like, Dad, it's burning my nose,
my nose, my nose.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Saw And you turned a complicated situation in real quick.
We just came in to go pee, and you peede
straight up your damn nose? Like, how does that happen
on a kid? Why? I don't have them? How do
you piss up your nose? Go ask homie for some
napkins you'll get over.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Oh god, No, I didn't want to tell them that
there's be in the bathroom because I don't know what
he would have done.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Okay, get him my bucket, thank you. I'll let somebody know.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I mean that dude just leaned on the over the
on the bar where the bartender makes drinks and puts
them on the bar for the people bowling, and he's
supposed to take to him. He just leaned there scrolling
his phone the whole time. So we got pe up
the nose. So we got to sit there and get
some you know, paper towels and clean the nose and
some toile the paper, wipe it out, kind of wipe
his face, kind of cleaned his hair a little bit,
because I assume there's pee in the hair, because if
(12:26):
he got up the nose, there's got to be p
that hit off the forehead into the nose. All right,
let's go back out, and I don't even tell anybody
about the pee on the wall. I'm just like, whatever, Oh,
he's with his friends. He doesn't want, obviously his mom
to hear. So I'm just like, I just go back.
I'm like, you'll never believe it. She goes, what too
so long was pissed up his nose? What do you
mean peeding his nose? He was doing the thing where
(12:49):
he just tried to, you know, barely get it out
and he didn't, and it was pointing up and it,
I mean straight up his nose. And she goes, that's incredible,
I said, And he looked at me and goes, dadd
it went on my nose. I'm like yeah, and I said,
and then he so he tried to pull it down
more and he just wrote his name all he like
colored the wall.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
She goes, you clean the wall? Might No, what am
I gonna do?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I mean, it's all over and it's and then when
I go back in there later with the older kid,
there's just a puddle.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Down there where it all kind of came down the wall.
It's a bathroom. They got squeegee systems. They can just
get it all. They'll clean at the end of the night,
no problem. They've seen worse, it's a bowling alley. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
So we bowl one game and I still I don't
know how much time we have in our hour. That
cost us seventy six dollars. So went up to the
front desk. I was like, oh, man, excuse me, do
you can you tell me how much time we have left?
She goes, Oh, it's in the orange up there on
the top left above your names. I was like, oh, okay,
so we have three minutes left. She goes, oh, you
guys only have three minutes left. Here, here's twenty three minutes,
thank you. Okay, So the second game, my wife and
(13:49):
I we sat out that way they could bowl more smart.
And the four year old and six year old refused
to use the little like stand that you push the
ball down. Bumper Yeah, well no, they use the bumpers,
but there's a little like ramp that you can push
the ball down and helps it roll. They refuse to
use it, so they're chunking the ball and it is
boom hitting before it even makes the lane.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
The two year old has a little ramp set up,
but he likes to get a running start, so he
goes all the way back to the wall and you
have to say ready set go. Then the wife has
to say ready set go nine times. Then baby box
one has to say ready set go, Baby box two
(14:33):
has to say ready set go. If you say it
at the same time, no, your turn, and he makes
you do it all over again.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
That's how all the minutes evaporated.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
That is how we wasted a lot of our time
at the bowling alley. So overall good experience. Then we
had to pay for the food seventy six dollars to
bowl for an hour, way outrageous. Got piss up the nose,
kids out of blast.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Thank you guys for coming. No it comes on? Is
that gonna be it tonight? Yeah, it's gonna be it. Okay,
thanks man. Yeah, that's it man. We just get the check.
No rush on the check, just whenever you're ready.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
All right, here you go here, just take the car
and comes bank goes you guys, have a good night.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
What and it what in that big goodbye? I'm like
wow wow.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
So we get in the car buggling in, buggling in,
and then my two year old's like, oh, dadda, I
saw miss miss Samantha my teacher, Like really was she
at the bowling alley. He goes, no, No, I said,
she just walked by the car. He goes no, Like,
what do you mean you just saw her? He goes
(15:45):
in my class, okay, Like I'm thinking, you saw the
damn teacher walk by. He got all excited. He goes, da,
I just my teacher, Miss Samantha.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
See the kids. Now that he doesn't have a way
to separate the time. That's why the time lap is important.
So he didn't know that was a different time than
current time. Right, He was thinking he just saw his teacher.
He doesn't know how to chronologically explain thing. No, that
every ding that's on the parents not teaching him that.
Everything he does say is yesterday, yesterday we did this.
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He didn't even know it. You need to stress when
the sun comes up and when the sun goes down,
different day.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
So we get in the car, we drive home. Kids
are like almost falling asleep in the car.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I almost fell asleep on sixty five. Then the decision
was we get home, go drink No is after he
pissed his nose, do I give him a bath when
we get home. They made wipes for that, and.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I decided, Man, it's already almost nine o'clock. I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I'm gonna turn in.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I'm like a little pea is good for the face.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Good night.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
That was our Friday night, man, It's sterile. That was
our Friday night.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Man.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
That was Friday night with the boxes at the bowling alley.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Well, you guys tied one on.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
We did tie one on, dude. It was pretty fun.
But after the break, tell you what happened on Saturday.
Right after this.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Nice Our three segments are your Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
No, no, no, I just just basically what we did
this weekend.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I'm just gonna fill you in deep teas. In twenty minutes,
you'll hear what he did Sunday.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
No, Sunday wasn't very exciting. Sunday we didn't do anything.
We just sat around watching the Olympics all day. But
no Saturday wake up rooting for USA? Are they rooting
for O their countries?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
USA, dude? They go bananas. They yell at the TV,
the screen, and it doesn't matter what sport is. They
want to find something. If USA and competing, flip the channel,
find something that the USA is competing in.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
See because I think because of the Bob Sled Jamaican
Bob Sled team. I think I rooted for Jamaica a
couple of years when I was younger. Just curious. The kids, though,
are USA.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Oh USA, And every day they have their USA shirt
USA that we wore for Fourth of July. They made
me wash it every night, get it out of the
dryer and where and it's a tank top. So they
got there, the guns out, they are ready to go.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Do they understand though, that USA on the TV is
also the country that they live in, and it's also
the colors that they wear on Fourth of July celebrating
the country that they live in that's on the TV.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I'm not sure if they tie it all in together.
They still are a little confused because they got right.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
That's your job as a dad to tie all those loops.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
They know we live in Tennessee, so they don't understand
the United States.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
They think they're part of the Tennessee Country. Well, they
don't understand the difference between country. They don't understand between
city and state, country and state ray you know, legal laws,
because like.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh yeah, like when we go into when we went
to Atlanta, we're like, oh yeah, we're in you know, Georgia,
and they're like, no, no, dubt, we're in Atlanta. I'm like,
yeh yeah, but it's Atlanta is a city in Georgia.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Twenty minutes later he goes, so, Data, we're in the
state of Atlanta. No, no, no, well Data, well what
is Atlanta? Then it's a city. So there's a lot
of little cities that make up a state.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
So and then they just don't get it. They don't
get that there's a lot of states in the United
States is one big country. I think my six year
old is starting to understand that because he's kind of
getting it. So Saturday morning, we wake up.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
The kid.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
The kid would pee up his nose, got a little fever,
and I'm starting to think, oh God, I should have
just given him a bath. The piss got him sick.
So we're laying around watching TV and they're watching cartoons, like, guys,
you don't want to watch the Olympics. Like, okay, we'll
watch the Olympics. We turn it on. It's the women's
soccer game.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Golf was on not on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
It wasn't important, and they were about to go to
extra time and They're like, Dad, we got to get
our shirts. We gotta get our shirts. Run find their shirts,
put them on. I go, I go get my USA
soccer shirt. My wife is not home. She has gone
to the elementary school because she has volunteered to help
decorate one of the bulletin boards on a Saturday. Dude,
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school starts tomorrow, so they have all these bulletin boards
in the hallways that aren't decorated. So they sit down
an email saying, Hey, are there any parents that can
come volunteer on Saturday and help decorate so we can
get the school ready for the first day of school.
Put up sword loser stuff. It's what I was thinking.
She'd put a link to the pod or put you know,
sign up for Coaches Convention four on the Bulting board.
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But you know, my wife eager beaver, you know what
I mean, she's gonna sign up to go help be
So we turn on the We turn on the game
and it's back and forth, back and forth. Then Trinity
ron get forth. It was zero zero no, but there
was action, back and forth, back and forth, and Trinity
Robin Rodman gets it on the right side, cuts back left.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Left footed.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I mean absolute beauty of a shot, just a world
class good. Boys are going bananas. They are jumping up
and down on the couch. They think it's trampoline. I'm like, guys,
that is not a trampoline, right, but that yeah, we
watched trampoline on TV. Get off the sectional and they
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are jumping up and down. We're going crazy. USA wins.
It's about ten thirty in the morning and I get
a text from my wife. She goes, hey, Kevin's mom
just texted and said, Hey, any chance you guys want
to go to see Monster Trucks today. We got some
extra tickets. We got a suite for the monster jam dude,
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I was born the wrong neighborhood as a kid. You
guys just pass around tickets, pass around pool invites. It's amazing.
And so I'm like, well, I mean, one kid has
a fever. We can just give him some Motron. He
would love to see some monster trucks. Yeah, we're in.
We'll go to Monster Truck. Well, I mean it's last
minute invites. So obviously we're the backup plan Motron the
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cure all. So obviously, oh yeah, obviously Kevin's family had
invited some other people. They couldn't go last minute, so
they I mean it was an hour and a half
till the event.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
But are these friends from old school? The school wasn't
even starting on his pre k. Are we dealing with neighborhood?
No, no pre.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
K kids pre k they go to you know, element
and whatever you call it pre k daycare.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
We got a couple of free one dollar tickets. I mean,
is that crap even that expensive?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I have no idea, Ray, I didn't even look up
tickets because I went to Monster Trucks when we first
moved here inside Bridgestone Arena, and I said I will
never go again. It is two damn loud, three kids later,
they just rev their engines. There's not a it's not
a big enough runway for them to do that cool stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
That's always been Mike in point of contention, They're gonna
run into Section one before they do a flip correct.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
So it's better, I think at Nissan Stadium because it
has a longer runway where they can do cooler stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Where was it at Bridgestone? Oh, yield the dirt in there.
It is the dirt from the new football stadium. They
bring it in there and drop it off yes, because
why the dump truck guy taught me that they put
it someplace in Nashville. Go get it in dumb trucks,
dump it a Nissan, and then they then put it
back into a spot in Nashville. I believe over by
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twelve South got it, so they and by it. All right,
let's go.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Even though it's gonna be so damn loud the exhaust,
we're just gonna breathe it in. It's not gonna be
that much fun. I don't know if the kids will
like it. Two of my kids don't like the loudness
of fireworks, so the hell no, they're not gonna like this.
But you know what, we're in hilarious me.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
When I get presented stuff, I say, how fun is
it gonna be? You a parent, you say this is
gonna be boring as shit, But it's just I'll just
go sit there. I love the different baselines. I always
judge it by how fun it's gonna be. You always
judge it by how damn boring it's gonna be fascinating. No,
the kids are gonna love it. I know the kids.
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But in your head you're like, I mean, it's boring,
but I can just sit there and not do anything
for two hours, and the trucks can baby sit my kids.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Not that the trucks will baby sit them. The excitement
in my kids is why it's fun to go.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
So we roll up and we're like text them, like, hey,
where are you guys? At we part you know what
I mean. We're meet in front of the stadium and
they're like, oh, yeah, we're over at the bar. They're
were on Broadway and I'm like, all right, all right, well.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
What all right? Tailgating before the trucks. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
So we're sitting there, just waiting, waiting. They roll up, Hey,
how's it going.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
How's it going?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Hey, nice to me, Nice to me. They had a
couple other people with them, Hi, how's it going. Don't
really know this family, you know, I don't think i'd
met the dad till that day.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
They think they're coming to a Preds game.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Well, that's well, I didn't tell my kids where we're going.
This is the whole thing with kids. You never tell
them because you don't want the excitement to wear off
by the time you get there.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
It's like, we're just.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Gonna go do something with Kevin's family and they're like, oh,
I know, I know. We're going to the pool. Nope,
we're not going to the pool. Okay, okay, we're going
to the trampoline park. Hey, kids, we're just going for
a drive. Why, I gotcha, you little shits. They're like, no, no, no, no,
we're not going to trampoline park. Okay, okay, we're going
to get ice cream. No, no, we're not going to
get ice cream. Just starting naming stuff, and we start
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getting downtown Chattanooga, gotcha, your little son of a bitch, Chicago.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
No, we're not going to Chicago.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
And we get out in the parking garage and my
four year old dad out, are we at the airport?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Like? Do you see plane? Son? He thought, the Nisad
parking garage is the airport? The bridge zone? Man, they
look similar.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yes, And we partied the convention center. So we parted
across the street I might know.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
And then he goes.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
My six year old goes, I know it's the movie theater.
We're going to the movie theater. I'm like no, and
he goes and then he sees Bridgetone. He goes, Dad, apt,
we're going to a Pred's game. We're going to a
Pred's game. Great, and I said no, no, there's season's over.
And he goes, well, then where are we going. We're
going to a restaurant. We're going to a restaurant. Damn.
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I'm like, no, we're not going to a restaurant. We
go stand out in front of a bridge stone and
then we walk in. They still have no idea because
there's no signage that says monster trucks by anything.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
But at this point you can tell them because the
anticipation is going to last now for a while. In
the parking garage. I think at that point you can
tell them what's going.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
On, but it's more fun. They kept saying, don't tell us,
tell us who want to guess? So then we walk in.
They have no idea, and we walk up to where
the sweet is and then you heard.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
The and they're like what. I was like, it's monster
trumps and they're like what. And we go up to
our suite and we go you're already smelling the exhaust.
You had a sweet? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah, they had a sweet. I know, Well, no sweet's locked.
Oh huh, how do we get into the suite?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Are we knocking on it? Yeah? Yeah, it's lunch box.
Never gibbles. I know, lights are off, it's locked. Oh
the old iHeart Sweet where you try to get in
and it ain't open or rented.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah, so it's not that we don't have a Sweet. No, No,
we're supposed to have We're supposed to.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Have this sweet. I'm all right, well I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
So I walk around someone I'm like, hey, we're supposed
to have this suitet over here, but it's lot. Oh okay,
let me let me radio someone. Oh yeah, we need
to get Sweet six open. I have a gentleman here
and says they have tickets to Sweet six and it's locked.
And I go back and I'm like, you guys want
to just go in this one and jump over possibility?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
And we open that.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Door and it's just packed with people. Are like, ah,
that made it look a little weird if we just
jump over the wall. So we'll just sit here. So
we're missing the first part of the show because it
right and the engines are reving. That's going kind of crazy.
And then someone comes in they don't you look at
our tickets. They just open the suite. Hey guys, thanks,
have a good time. I'm like, okay, all right, awesome.
So we just go in, we turn on the lights.
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It's not a fully stock suite. Nothing in there, just
an empty room. It's got the you know, countertops and everything,
but you got to go buy everything separate. It fired
up in the room room. Monster trucks are making laps.
Two year old screaming his head off. All right, app
I'm about to go get them some head fun. So
I had to go down and spend the fifteen damn
(28:02):
dollars on those cheap ass headphones that block out the noise.
I had some at the house and forgot them. And
so then I'm talking to people like, so, how'd you
guys get a sweet? All right, Oh, we just have
a friend that told us this wasn't rented so we
could come sit in it.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
I was wondering whether usually they have a base food
or something.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Yeah, that's why they're like, oh, we have someone that
you know works for the monster truck, little tour or whatever.
They're like, oh, this is the sweet's not gonna be
taking you guys. Go, you guys can sit in it.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Gee. Thanks. So I didn't want anything to drink.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
So when you say we had a suite, they didn't
really have a suite. It was more of, hey, if
you guys want to sit in a big group in
this room, here you go. I know that it's not
gonna be used, so you can go use it. And
there's different levels of the suite. One time I went
with bones. There was a candy truck that came out outside.
You get any ice cream you wanted. I believe they
had a rack of ribs. It was the owner came
and shook our hands.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
That's legit, dude. We had any kind of meat you wanted,
meat three, and then the dessert truck at the very end.
That's pretty cool. You guys didn't even have waters.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
We didn't have waters, dude. So we had to go
down to the concession stand. You had to, you know,
go down escalators and have the concession stands weren't even
open for the monster truck, so you had to walk
around halfway around the building to find concession And then
we sent two of the ladies to get some drinks.
And it was a limit, so they can only bring
back a certain amount of drinks. So there were went
enough drinks for everybody in the suitets we had to
pour them into cups and split I mean, hey, but
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that's the good times. It was great times that we
were having fun.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
And yes, I'd love a thimble of margarita. Thanks. No,
they brought back some high noons and I'd have had
that drink on the escalator up. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Well they bought the Biggie the big boys yep, brought
some skittles for the kids and poured equal Mountain cups
and all heavies.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Yeah, high noon heavies. That's what we did.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
We did some popcorn. I mean, it was a monster truck.
Let me tell you, it is so dumb because literally
there's all this high update room and they jump over
four cars and I was like, that's it. But the
kids love it. The kids loved it, but it was
a lot of downtime.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
And also though for the adults, I get it's fun
for the kids, I'm not judging that, but for you guys,
your baseline, it's pretty damn boring, right.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
I thought it was pretty damn boring. But there was
one adult with us that didn't have any kids that
was just excited to see monster trucks.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Did he have a colored hat on? What was his
fascination with that? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
He just liked monster jam Monster trucks and he worked
with one of the parents and he was like, had
a Monster Jam shirt on a couple of weeks ago
and he's like, dude, we got tickets.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
You want to go see some guys get off to that,
And he loved it. He was like, this is cool.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
And we were rating how they did and like they
did donuts and they had a competition who could do
the best donuts. So it was absolutely boring for an
adult in my opinion. So I think if I went
to the one at Nissan, because these didn't really get
out of control, there was no chance of them flipping
because they were only jumping over four cars.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
I just sounds like they couldn't book Nissans. So they
had to do Bridge soon probably Nile Horn was in town,
Kenny Chesney was in town. Then there you go. There's
your answer. They had to do Bridge.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Yeah, and there was no dirt. Oh, there wasn't no dirt. Ray,
I was a jumped just four cars.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
What were they landing on the ice? Concrete? Was that approved? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Because the ice is gone for the now that the
season's over, they've taken that all down, Like the ice
is gone.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
So the dumpster trucks were on The jumpers were on
the same ice that we were on when we did
our sword losers. Yeah, mention, man, that ice houses a
lot of things. It was.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
It was very interesting to watch. But yeah, they jumped
four cars and I was like, that's all we're gonna do. Like,
not one even like I wanted one to be like
on one tire, like almost gonna flip over, but not
flip over, roll over on its side.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Nothing. It was just but if fulfilled with what you
thought it was gonna be boring. I thought it was
gonna be boring.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
It was boring. I sucked in a lot of exhausts.
I had a headache after I left from them reving
their damn engines. And the kids absolutely loved it, absolutely
loved it. And then we get in the parking garage,
we get home. Yeah, they fell asleep for like three hours, dude.
They were exhausted. The excitement of monster trucks was too
much to handle. That's like carbon monoxide. That might have
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been it also, Or it could have been the fever
coming back up, because when he woke up from his nap,
he had like one hundred and three fever.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
I don't ever let Bezer run the car for more
than a minute in the garage. Man, that's how you die.
You should never start in the garage, man, how do
you how do you start it? If it's in the garage.
We gotta have the you gotta have the I push
it out by hand and then we start it. My fault,
gotta have the garage door open, honey, put it in neutral.
I'll push it till you're outside. Lunch says no inside emissions. A.
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I'm sitting there pushing the truck out to the gravel.
All right, fire up, we're good. That's a great point.
Great point, man, Yeah, that's my fault. We'll be right back.
How much the liveses Olympics? You watch? I watch golf
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the whole weekend, saw the USA score, but and then
Rodman was the when they got it. But other than
that did USA basketball. I was just following that score.
I didn't know that they killed him, right, I've been
blowing the doors off, but USA hasn't covered ever. Really.
I think it was a forty, and it may have
been they won by fifteen. And then I know one
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of our on the Facebook pages they said, oh again,
South Sudan, watch out USA, Man, they're gonna what did
they say? Did our people alone said it was gonna
be a blowout. Our people on the Facebook said it's
going to be closer because the previous game was closer
and ended up being closer. But it wasn't. But the
USA hasn't even come close to covering. Yeah, and then
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that dude, did you see the Polevalter? Oh, they did
cover the first game though, against Serbia. That's the one
that I have. Did you see the polevald lost his dog?
That's funny, that's it's it's the camera guy without that shot,
It isn't funny. Otherwise it's just he knocked off the
bar twenty years ago. You don't have that angle.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Like Olympic dream crushed because you got a look excited
at the.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Wrong time of the day. Ray, I'm a believer. What
country was that? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I have no idea that I watched. I mean I
watched the fencing, I watched and water polo.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
It's like Argentina all of a sudden, Baser wants to
go there for our vacation and then my speedo. Can
I get you any drinks? Beat of the lady.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
But that's why my wife wanted to go to Hungary.
I was like, whoa, wait a minute, I want to
wait for home. What we're talking about? You want to
go to Iceland? Like, oh, I mean I heard the
scenery is great and I heard their polls are long.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
I mean, so I told Baser, we got to go
to Costa Rica. Is that where it's at? Now? Now?
It's that was being funny. It's actually more tourists in
Costa Rica than even the locals and the local guys
what I was told were attractive. The local females they
don't wear makeup, so I just didn't find them that attractive.
But the guys all have long hair, and they all surf,
and they all eat two meals a day and they're
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shredded up. So yeah, we stand no chance in Costa Rica?
What else?
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Do we watch Olympics all the time? Watch some gymnastics.
I watched pommel horse dude get a bronze. I didn't
watch the golf because I tried to turn on the
golf and my wife was like, really, there's golf in
the Olympics. Like when they play each other every weekend,
that doesn't count enough. So they got to go to
Paris to play each other for a gold medal, and.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
I love too. The golfers always play Thursday, Friday, Saturday Sunday,
and there's just such stuck on themselves. They make the
Olympic committee make it Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I mean
for the Olympics. It couldn't have it could have been Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
Had it the exact same day for the golfers because.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
They got to go get the practice rounds in, they
got to get everything. I mean, I don't know. I
Shuffler is amazing. Dude is so good. He's good. He
hit a hell of a Sunday.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
I mean, it was it took that otherwise it was
gonna be Xander or John Rahm. John Rahm shipped down
his leg the sixteenth. I think what I've been to Fleetwood.
He was tied going into seventeen and I went. I
had to take I had to take the second baby
box to the CVS urgent Care.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Turns out he has strap whoa. Yeah, that was part
of the weekend that I want to talk about. But yeah,
we had to go to the swam in the throat
after having the fever on Saturday. He woke up on
Sunday and he took kind of talk like the waiter,
and then he threw up twice, and so I was like,
we better go get you checked out. He's got strap.
(36:52):
So I when I when Fleetwood was teen off on seventeen,
and I was like, Okay, cool, he's tied. They're gonna tie,
you know what I mean, he'll have a birdie opportunity
probably on this whole going to eighteen tied or with
the lead. And then I got to the CBS and
he was down one going in eighteen?
Speaker 1 (37:06):
What the he bogeia? And then did he yank? Get
shank it? Did he miss putt? What wasn't watching? We
were at BJ's. Uh Costco. It's called BJ's but it's Costco. Oh.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
I thought you making your boy BJ that lives downtown.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
No, we were there. If you're just freewheeling, I got
a small story. Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
I'm not saying it's good, but I'm free willing.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Yeah. So me and Beazer see on Daily Mail that
there's this place liquidating. You can find it and look
it up. I just don't want to say the name
of it because be kind of specific. So we go there.
What does liquidation mean? A sour is closing selling everything?
What does that mean to you? Everything's got to go? Yes,
that's what that means to me. So we go there
on Sunday, Saturday. Saturday. I tell Beazer, I said, hey,
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I read about it daily mail and there's randomly one
near us in Nashville. So we go there. We pull
up out front, there's eight cars. We go inside and
what liquidation and uh store selling out? What does that
mean to you? Uh? Dirt cheat prices. So we go
up to a couch one hundred dollars off. We'll go
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up to a TV one thousand dollars, TV seventy five
dollars off. What then we go up to a bed
frame fifty dollars off? What kind of liquidation sale is that?
So I'm a little pissed because we actually drove kind
of acrosstown to it and there's there was eight cars
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out front. When I tell you, there was nobody inside,
and there's lots of furniture left. Everything there wasn't There
was maybe a missing bed and one missing TV. The
store is about as big as let's just stay on Costco.
It's a Costco half of a Costco got it, and dude,
so the front door store closing, store closing, liquidation, everything
must go, or store closing. We are closing, closing. I
(38:54):
walk in there, Dude, it couldn't be any more full.
And so I'm starting to look at the prices. I'm
in a good mood. It's a Saturday, so I just
start kind of joking out loud. So I say, oh, man,
they're closing. They bet it, they're gonna start closing this
store ten percent off. And then there's another guy goes, hey,
I work here at Anything you guys need help with,
I can help you. And at this point I'm just
there's their prices are an absolute joke. I go, when
(39:17):
are you guys closing? Man? I saw ten percent over there.
You're not going to close till like the end of
the year. And he goes, yes, yes, we plan to
be closed by the end of the month or into
next month. And so then we're looking around and we
found like a plant that was forty dollars and now
it's twenty five dollars. We found a vase. Those were
the deals actually, the things that go on tables.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Oh that's you've got to have a good vase around that.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
So it'd be a vase fifty dollars. Got it for
ten dollars. Oh, so get a vase and two flowers.
That's important Later in the story. We're at a furniture liquidation,
but we got vase and some flowers. So then we
go to the other employee and I don't know where.
I don't want to carry the shit around. I'm still
kind of looking for some terrible deals that are all
over the place. And so the lady's sitting there talking
(40:02):
to her friend. Her friend, she's sixty. Her sixty year
old friend is sitting in a chair right next to her,
and they're just gabbing, and I go, hey, ladies, I
don't want to carry this around though. Can I set
this right here? And the lady goes, she's the employee,
mind du And she goes, yeah, yeah, you can set
it here, thanks, cause I was just gonna carry it
around all day. Were you gonna tell me that? And
(40:22):
so then I set it down and her friend, obviously
they're just talking and she's not working, and she goes,
I'm not I'm not gonna take it if I needed
a deal or anything. She knows what I want, So
they were. Obviously, she just goes in there and shoots
the shit with her. They're not selling anything, they're not
having any deals. They're on to work. She hits her
best friend up, Hey, come on in, we'll just gab
for two hours.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah, why would she They're closing, So that's Hey, what's
her performance review going to say?
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Sorry, you were talking on the job. Guess what, don't care.
Don't have a job in a month or maybe a
month and a half.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
So that's what Baser tells me, and she goes, well,
she's about to be unemployed, so just Baser. This is
when she starts to tell me you need to be
nicer to people. Apparently I was being sarcastic. I'd go
cross the store and be like, hey, Baser, this couch
over here, Holy crap, it's marked down fifty dollars. Oh
my gosh, did you see that television? Twenty dollars off?
(41:15):
And I mean, you could hear me through the whole story. Okay,
there's basically no deals, is what I'm trying to get at. Okay,
I've been to one corner all the way to the
other one. This sectional one hundred and twenty five off
you're never gonna believe it, damn soundboard. And so now
(41:35):
it's time to check out. So I go up to
my lady who's sitting there talking to her friend, and
we just stand there. You know how you're waiting for
that guy at the bowling alley to get your food. No,
we wait there for ten seconds, twenty seconds. It says MasterCard,
visa big yellow sign. This must be where you pay
for something. I don't know. I don't work here. You
think somebody that works here would tell me where I
(41:57):
check out? And so then they're having their conversation. I
kind of peeker, and I go, excuse me, Yeah, we're
good to check out. Found all the we're all dealed out.
We got two flowers in a vase, and she goes, oh,
we work on commission the fact does that mean I
don't care about you? So you're gonna have to go
over to him? So I guess since we got it
(42:18):
in his section, she's not able to check us out,
so we have to go over there.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
They didn't really, he can't just type his name in
the computers. He's the one that made the sale, right,
They always do that when you can check out. Oh,
anybody help you with this today. May know, Okay, just
make sure we work on commission. Okay, I don't. I mean, yeah,
that guy over there in the blue hat, well yeah, okay,
his name's Jim.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
And all the while I'm telling you guys this story
to not go to this liquidation look it up, never
go to it. That's for the reason I'm tony the story.
And so then we go over to Jim, but her
friend is still faking like she's having a she's a customer.
She goes, oh, yeah, is that TV on sale? I
know it's fake because nothing's on sale, and so she's
just having this bullshit conversation with the lady, all the
(43:00):
while standing in front of us, annoying me. So then
we go over to Jim. Hey, Jim, we found everything.
And he goes, oh, you guys really took advantage, and
I go, yeah, man, you know it. We know these
liquidation sales. Hell of a deal, bro. We had a
vase and two flower plants. Well, here, the joke was
on us. Because it's a furniture place. There's ten pages
(43:25):
of paperwork of things that we have to sign because
typically people buy TVs and couches and bed sets and
we bought two flowers, and the amount of forms that
he printed out that we had to sign, that's when
the joke was on us. So not only here's when
you really get the boot up the ass. It wasn't
the front door when you walk in and nothing is
(43:47):
on sale. It wasn't the one lady that would not
even help me and then just proceeds to talk to
her friend for two hours. It was Jim printing out
ten pages of furniture document sign, auto DOCU draft sign,
a word Excel spreadsheet for two flowers in a vase.
(44:16):
All that for our stuff that just went on some
tables at our house. And when we went home, Uh,
look it up online. Avoid that liquidation, folks.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
I've been to one Bye bye baby was going bye
bye when we were having our first kid, our first kid,
and they said everything.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Must go famous last word.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
My hell, we're in the neighborhood. Might as well stop
in there and start buying some clothes for the kid.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Everything's gotta go, gotta get a.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Crib, right, everything's gotta go Bye bye, Baby's going bye
bye business.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Then we go.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
In the crib ten dollars off. Oh, here's a set
of four shirts. It's now twenty dollars instead of twenty three,
taking their additional ten percent off the sticker price, Like,
(45:12):
what the hell kind of sale is that?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
You want to know how much we bought? Not a
damn thing. They just get you with the signs and
the flash and the red and the yellow and the
ribbons and the cutting and the closing. It's not a deal.
If you really crunch the numbers.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
It's not a deal at all because it's still damn expensit.
What they probably do is raise the price before you
walk in there, and then put one hundred and fifty
dollars off, so you're really playing full price. Before they
announced they're going out of business, they raise the price
on the items, so it looks like you're getting a
deal on that sticker you go in. You ain't getting
no damn deal. They got you. They're taking your damn
(45:48):
money because they pulled you in with liquidation. Everything must go,
so you're thinking, oh, yes, this has to be a
good deal.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Holy shit, you guys closing any world, some of these
deals twelve dollars off, get this mirror if you buy
an entire bedset? What And we got some big news
right after this yeah, over to your big news. But
that's also when I learned Besier said, I'm a little
too sarcastic and loud and rude. She just said, because
(46:18):
those people are going to be losing their jobs. So
she just said, be empathetic. Think about how they're feeling
during this time, and it looks like they don't give
a shit. It did, and she said, sometimes I just
come across as aggressive and not really kind, and so
I'm going to work on being a little bit kinder.
Thank you, and I thank Baser for that.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
I did get a text from Batter's Box and he said,
I'm almost fully caught up.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
You guys, hot Fudance Batter's Box.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
You guys hyping Taco Cabana Cabana for the people coming
to visit Austin travesty. That place is terrible, it's according
Batter's Box. That's his feedback on the podcast. Also want
to give a shout out to one of our coachers,
Jeremy Mabe got a big week. He has his live
audition for Wheel of Fortune in La.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
I don't know where.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
I don't know if they fly himut to La if
it's a local thing, but he has a slot where
he's made it a couple of rounds and now he's
doing his live audition for Wheel of Fortune.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
This week, fellow coacher fellow coacher and people were asking
the person that beat the Streak. Her name is Joyce.
She's at forty nine. If she gets to fifty seven,
she wins five point six million. I don't know if
she's a fellow coacher. People could have found out about
this competition through a litany of ways. I get we've
promoted it for the last three years, but yes, Joyce
is at forty nine. I believe it's a woman amazing
(47:40):
job that she is at that, and I'm also kind
of trying to reverse jinks her because, for the love
of God, if she wins it, that means I don't
think they'll ever have the competition again because they're going
to be hemorrhaging five point six million. So follow it.
Go to beat the Streak. If you have the app
and check leaderboard, you'll see who her picks are every
night and root against them for the next seven days
because if she gets fifty seven, dude, I'm gonna lose
(48:02):
my shit. I kind of want her to get it. Well,
now here comes Beazer she with her conspiracy theory. She
thinks the MLB pays that player to not get a
hit so that they then don't have to pay off
that amount. That's why she stopped playing it, because that's
why nobody's ever gotten it. I've said this on the
podcast before. So Baser thinks what they do is they
(48:22):
have that streak, yes, and then let's say someone gets
up to forty five and they pick Freddy Freeman. Correct,
they go to Freddy Freeman say hey man, we're gonna
pay you twenty thousand dollars to not get a hit tonight. Loosely,
that is how she feels that it's rigged since nobody's
ever gotten it.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
So you're telling me that Taoscar Hernandez is the pick
for the first place person and they go to Taoscar,
shows up to the stadium and it's there's a note
whose locker says, no hit tonight, twenty thousand MLB streak
beat the streak.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
Thanks. There ain't no damn way, There ain't no damn
That's why it's a conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
Very interesting, now you got the breaking news because we're
now in August. Man, this is a big time fantasy
football is back. The sore losers league that everybody wants
in is back. Damn for twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
If anything could fold, I was hoping it was that
it's just mismanaged. You give like two thousand to the
winner when it should be seven thousand. I don't like
it separated between eight people.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
I don't understand how you don't think when there's forty
eight people in the league and I didn't know we
paid the website, We're losing money, We're going in the
hole for it, and none of these people appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Continue.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
Yes, I do have to pay to get on the website.
It's like two hundred dollars to sign up the team,
to sign up the league. Whether as I do that
out of the cun there's forty eight people in the league,
So yes, I think first, second, third, and fourth place
deserve money. If there are forty eight people in the league,
m So it is back. I will have all the
details where you can put your name in the hat
(50:05):
on Wednesday. Wednesday, I will tell you where you need
to go any your name for your chance to be
in the most exclusive, most bona fide, most legit fantasy
football league in America. All details coming on Wednesday. But
it is back. We are now in August. We can
now start getting this done.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
I will say when I do tell people, cousins, friends,
Oh yeah, we got a five thousand dollars pot for
our fantasy football big guys. It's a pretty impressive amount
that we give out to the winners.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
It is a very nice payday. Does the champ I
don't eve remember who the defending champion is. Are they
coming back to defend their title?
Speaker 1 (50:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Ashley White back in the day went back to back.
I don't even know if actually the White is still around.
I know she lives in Green Bay right by the stadium,
so if someone cans check on her, that'd be great.
But yeah, we are going. The Fantasy Football League is back.
We wouldn't leave you without it.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
I'm going with DeAndre Hopkins, Russell Wilson. I'm trying to
think of other injuries guys. Hops hurt, Yeah he's out
like four weeks? Oh boy, who else got hurt? Uh?
Pooka did he really? Yeah he's I don't know what
happened to him?
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Freaking Alex Smith? Oh yeah, Titans wide receiver Hopkins will
not need knee surgery. That's not a good start of
the year. Not a good start.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
Now the fans will support though, regardless of tailgating, they're
gonna show up in dirt piles. Oh damn, Kelsey's hurting now.
Oh fractured forearm. Damn. That's not good. Oh so much
for Kansas City Chiefs being the last undefeated team.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
Yeah, all right, we'll have a good Monday. We got man,
We got kindergarten tomorrow, got kindergarten tomorrow, Tell you all
about it on Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (51:46):
Can't wait.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
That's what you guys want to hear all about my life.
We got pe in the nose. Now, we got kindergarten.
Hell of the hell of the teas we're out? Damn
better tell brother he has to No, he needs well.
I don't want to te hifore he goes to Jim,
he may get mad throwing weights around.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
Have you Jake pits his pot out yet? No, I
need to. I complimented him. I said, Hey, people on
our Facebook are talking about your podcast. They said it's
really good good, And I think it's just because he
opens up his heart. I think he pulls open the
skin and just reveals it all and that is a
great podcast, and that is why this podcast does well. Yeah.
I was gonna say, well it doesn't do well, right,
(52:28):
we need to reveal more of our heart. We'll do that.
Ray should I talk about my sex life? I'm gonna
try and boost his volume. Good,
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