August 12, 2024 • 54 mins
In this episode they wrap up the Paris Olympics and talk all the amazing things that happened over the weekend. Baby Box had a very uncomfortable question regarding the female anatomy after watching the synchronized swimming competition. Plus Lunchbox had $7,000 taken from him this weekend in the worst possible way on Sunday afternoon. A punch in the gut, the nuts, and the face all in the span of 10 minutes to ruin a wonderful weekend for Lunchbox. Also Fantasy Football Name draw is kind of here.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yo, oh man, it's over the Olympics. Yeah, I was good, dude,
I mean.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I mean yeah, iheart's in partnership with them. You've just
been in love with them and in bed with them
for the past two weeks.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
No, no, it had I had no idea I heart
was in bed with them.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
They're in massive bed. Do not get the emails. Hey guys,
we had a huge buy with the Olympics. Make sure
you're touching this and they're gonna be broadcast on here,
and make sure you're doing tune in mentions. Oh dude,
you hook line and sinker. You've been great.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
No, no, no, no, no no. I did not listen
to any email. I watched it out of the goodness
of my heart and the enjoyment of everything.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I'm American too.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It was so fun.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It was. But what I realized is I'm kind of
a proud TV owner. And we got a TV on
the patio now Loki Flex Rich Rich. It's on a
wheeler Baser got a remember back in the day, you'd
have your wheel out cart where you'd put those projectors.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, let the overhead projectors.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
So we got a thing where we can put the
TV onto the patio until we get it mounted up.
Yet we're not ready for that step, so we do
the wheel out.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
We used to in elementary school, have you know, because
they were the big square TVs, like they were heavy
in hell as hell, and they used to wheel them
out into the common area and you'd watch a movie
on it, and the whole second grade or first grade
would sit in the big room and watch it.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
No, first grade, aren't.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
They Yeah we're not first and second grade often, but yeah,
the wheel cart. I know exactly what you're talking about.
So we did that, dude, and we've been watching it.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
But I'm a proud TV owner where I'm not gonna
throw it on a horse jumping over a hurdle. Ah.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, we watched that for a minute and then we
moved on.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I mean, I got neighbors that can far away, the
two acres away. I just don't want them seeing me
watching the break dancing or some guy shooting a dart.
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
My son was really into a baby box. He was
into the fencing. He loved that. He d can we
watch the poke one' let's find the pokemon. I'm like, Bud,
the poking's over.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Wait till fifth gread he's gonna want a machete.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
No, in fifth grade, he'll be wanting to poke.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Who screwed up my wall? Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
No, but yeah, I mean we'll talk about it.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I got it.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I have to confess something because I'll do it in
a minute. Just go ahead, Monday Confessions. No, I just
I don't know if anybody else was in the same
boat as me, And it may be sacrilegious what I did.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Guys, we are gonna do it live. Arnold off day today,
usually off on Mondays.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Someone said they want an whole episode with Arnold and
for you to take the day.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Off, that'd be tough. I'd lose my voice.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
And also, Arnold, there's rumors of an affair. I've talked
about it. Last week. Demi came out with it. Abby Arnold.
Abby was at the concert with another man on Friday night,
Chris Stapleton. Arnold was seen on Broadway. He went to
Wallin's bar, which is called the Bar. He went to Gars.
He was up there at what's the rooftop there, roof
roof roof, Friends and low places, acme two pina coladas.
(03:01):
What's the rooftop of Gars? He calls it. Maybe it's
just friends in the little place.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I think it's it's a flip. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
So he was there. He was also spotted at Luke
Combs Bar, not open yet, but he was there drinking.
Do you know Riley Duckman has a bar in Midtown
and it's called duck Hunt or some shit.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Who Riley Green has a bar Riley?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
No, no, there's no one.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
So Arnold was there tasting out there whiskey. Yeah, check
it out, guys, Arnold's gonna be off the show for
a minute. There was a lot of rumored affairs. We're
gonna start the show. We're into alive type. Riley Green
midtown bar supposed to be right next to winters and losers.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I don't see anything.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I'm not making it up. It's a legit story. Ray,
I need two sources before it.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Says Riley Green to open Nashville bar.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, Jelly Rolls good open one too. Actually, that's not
even a joke. He probably will. Yeah. I heard Ashley
Cooks opening one.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Okay, I'm gonna have to sit on this for a minute.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, who's another newcomer, Shaboozies opening one Man? Seriously, I
mean d no, but everybody that gets a number one
song is opening a bar. At some point, the Alcoholics
Anonymous company needs to come and be founded in Nashville
because that's just too much alcohol.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I'm amazed how so many bars just keep opening up
and they're all pat they're all just slammed.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
You fill them. Hawktua was way south of town. You
got people coming from cities all around. Nashville. Ain't where
the population is. It's all the silent majority an hour
in each direction. You should come up by me, dude,
seven lanes wide cars near mirror. I'm like, holy shit,
I thought I came to the country, but then you
go two blocks over and it's nothing butt country. But
(04:54):
there's main roads where cars just fly. Man, not just
in Nashville, the city. The population of Austin is in Austin.
It's round Rock in that medical Puda.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
It's Kyle, It's uh Fredericksburg. That's a little far.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You make a watering hole. These cowboys are gonna find it,
and they're Taylor. They're gonna put down a whole yack
of a case of iraq huddo. Yeah, So if you
drink it, bring it if you buy it, they'll drink it.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Lago Vista.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
What's he gonna name the bart is it's saying there?
I just made up duck Hunt?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Uh the there was a girl artists who have a
presidence of Mintown neighborhood, Nashville. Green is set to open
a bar called Riley Green's duck Blind Nashville.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I almost call it because his nickname is Duckman.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Dunk Blind will be open on the location of winter.
They're gonna have duck Hunt.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Hey, honey, shoot me a beer.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
So it's not gonna be Winners anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
It's gonna be duck Hunt or whatever he's calling.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, So winners is no more?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Uh, losers is there? Winners is no more?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Oh wow?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
And then there's even one two bars over which used
to be rebar. Is gonna be a new thing? Abby
showed me the picture.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah. And then what's it called? The one from Austin
kung Fu? No, the other one kung Fu? The ranch
not not the ranch?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Oh yeah, doghouse, dogwood, dogwood?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, what's that gonna be?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Oh, it's closed.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I don't know if it closed, but I know they sold.
They sold.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
And did you see dog pound or dog House on Mumbrian. Yeah,
it's closed. Really, it's now live oak. And McKitty told you, guys,
this is in between the weeds. But McKitty told me
that whole Dumumbrian complex it's gonna be a two year development.
They're knocking out all those buildings and it's just gonna
be live oak and tin roof and then the rest
is gonna be an apartment or something. No crap, because
(06:47):
nobody ever those bars never excel and never succeed in
the bank that was there got robbed or something because
it's never reopened.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Oh that's not good news. Hey, guys, I'm gonna rob
all right, let's do a live man.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, we're gonna do a live Oh the one two loser?
What up?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Genius, y'all. It says, and I'm from the North. I'm
in Alpha Male. I live on the North Side in Nashville. Bazer,
she's a Broadway girl. Meta took her there by her
wanting it wasn't kidnap and we'd have property two and
a half acres. There's farmers and ranchers that have two
hundred acres. They're not gonna sell. They could probably make
about ten million. We are not gonna sell either. We
(07:39):
won't sell. We won't sell. And here's your newest Nashville bar,
Ingrid Andres. It's called the Anthem. Get dude. If she
opens a bar, I've seen it all and it's a
karaoke or something.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
No, she oh man, that's funny, that's good.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I'm at the risk of sounding old, dude. We were
here when there was not one artist bar. Was there
even one? I mean there was Alan Jackson's. No that
was there.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
No, it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
The Good Time bar has been there. No, it's not,
it hasn't.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
No.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Then it opened looking like shit. Yeah, it just always
looked bad.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yes, because it's that real skinny one right on the
right hand side of the road.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
That's new, dude. There was no.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Artist bars when we moved here.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
None. Wow, do we sound old?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Not a single one?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
We sound old.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
The first artist bar was Florida Georgia Lion. That was
the first one.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
And then George Jones was pretty quick in there because
we used to always came ag Yeah, we went to
did brunch there. It was a museum, but they had
a little brunch spot, Great Mimosa Deals. It was a
block from where we used to live. That's the only
reason I know that. And then you had your Dirks
open your Garth, open your Laney, Luke Combs, Morgan wall
and bon Jovi's open Rich John Rich.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
What else is there?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
He just got Al Dean. We always thought crazy Town,
which is named after one of his songs, was Al Dean's,
but it Wasn't it separate, It's just right there. Then
you have bell Bottom Country now in place a flagit.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Uh, the duck blind.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, the newest Miranda, Lambert Blake, Shelton, Luke Bryan, she.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
That'sble. Can I just say I walked by Morgan Wallen's
bar this weekend.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I've been in it.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I didn't go in it, but from the outside it
doesn't look that It just looks like an office building, right.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
And I had a friend visit town, very trustworthy. It
was the girl Katie from Charleston. She was included in
some of the stories. Yeah, dude, she said it was
her favorite bar. It's just goes straight up. It's one
of the smaller interiors. You're gonna have maybe good live music,
but it's very small. Uh.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
The line was down the street to get in to it.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Ray there wasn't an empty chair.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
No, that's at Chief's Bar. But one of the people
I was with, he said, he's been in there for
lunch and he goes, the layout is really cool. He
goes for what he goes. It's small, but what he goes.
I really like what they did with the place. They
took advantage of every square foot they had, right because
(10:28):
it goes straight up. Yeah, it's the only bar that
really does that. So that was his take on it.
He's not, you know, in the bars. He doesn't know
all of them, but he works down there and he
had lunch there and he said it was you know,
that's how it looks.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Johnny Cash, kid Rock for pardon me for not remembering
those two.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Oh cheeze.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Johnny Cash was just a museum type thing, and they
had a little area to the side of boutique, if
you will, where we would eat breakfast when I live downtown.
And then it now is a bar. So Johnny Cash
is known as a where you go listen to music.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Now?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I want to tell you what I did that I
felt was a little sacrilegious. When the USA was struggling
with Serbia, a little bit of me started cheering for Serbia.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Ray I bet it?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
No, No, I started a little bit cheering for Serbia,
being like, Wow, this would be one of the biggest
upsets in the history of basketball.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Are you drunk?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Why would I be drunk?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Vegas was drunk Vegas at that point. It was a
four point game with two minutes left. Vegas had it
as an even money Serbia in the US live bet
was even money. Get the hell out of here. USA
was never losing that game. It's USA. They had sharp shooters.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
From all over those places. They were never losing that game, dude.
They were losing the entire game. Team, they were losing
the entire game. And I was just like, this is bananas.
How this is going down? Do you agree they let
him play more? It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
There's some foul. Why can the NBA out adapt that.
You'll see some hard dude. The not the goaltending where
you canna dunk? It is like Yomby yam Beyond and
Durant and the boys are like, no, no, no, that'stend They're like, oh, yeah,
it's not.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
It's Yuken gonzend. It's okay. There is no in the cylinder.
Just wagg it down.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Do that, and the kickballs game keeps going. There's some
there's some slappy slap maame play ball baby.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
But it was highly entertaining that Serbia. I mean they
blew them out, you know, in pool play, but that
Serbian team, they could not miss Bogdanovic or whatever Macbanovic.
He was draining three after three, and I started going,
how awesome would it be for us to lose?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
You're rooting against Lebron. He's that hated.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
It's not about Lebron, It's just about I love greatness,
but also I am also a big I love the underdog.
I like an underdog story where they shock the world,
and that would have been the most shocking thing in
the history of the Olympic.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
You're that weird dumbass who says, yeah, I want my
bets to always be last second, high end dude, I
want to win a bet ten to one. I don't
give a hell about it. I want to buy blood
to boil. I would what I want when I go
to Vegas, like the one time and the Dodgers, and
the Cubs beat the Dodgers twenty to one. That's what
I want. I quit watching that game in the first inning, Dude,
(13:23):
that's the bet I want. I don't give a shit
about Ray. I wanted high energy, really high you want, USA, baby,
I know.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
But for some reason, midway in the third quarter, I
started thinking, how cool would it be if Serbia won
this game?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Ben Tearot, Dude, do you imagine the elementary schools across
the country? Basketballs would have been deflated? Bro, Basketball wouldn't
no longer been as popular as it is.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
And the Serbia I mean, there would have been people
flocking to Serbia to learn how to play basketball.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Dude. Kids nowadays would have been going to your local
academy and Dix getting a bunch of soccer balls and fencing.
They ain't playing basketball anymore. That is what's kept basketball
popular in this country.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
That game, it got midway through the first fourth quarter,
and I started like pacing the living room, going, come on, USA,
you gotta get this together, Like what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Like hurry up, like don't worry. MB tried to throw
it away.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Oh, he tried to drill it right out of bound.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Dick for a hands and what was his deal? He
didn't want to play for France? Why were they booing
his ass? Ah?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
He decided to play for the USA.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I'm not sure they would have probably won that championship game.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I don't think so. I don't know. But the championship
that was entertaining too, because Steph Curry, Oh my god,
Like at the end they started turning the ball over
like just blah blah, all of them tripping over their
own dicks, every single one of them.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Oh, I love the game until it got Oh I
had the nineteen. I pushed it to nineteen France, dude,
and it was just a beautiful bat. I mean.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
But Steph Curry's unconscious ability to drain and drain and
drain that was magical to watch. And the one over
Wimby it was the biggest rainbow three I've ever seen
him on damn life.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I get that he made that was that smart?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
No, it was stupid.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
People always so stupid. Point, bro, throw the ball to
your teammate. We're trying to win a gold medal. That's
just being a ball.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I hate to tell you. I feel like that is
a lot of times with Steph Curry, Like some of
them go in and you're like, oh, what a shot.
But I'm talking even when he's played for the Warriors.
Some of the shots he takes are so stupid, they
are so ill advised, and everyone like one in four
of those crazy ones go in and you're like, ah,
Steph Curry's amazing, but deep down you're thinking that was
(15:38):
the dumbest shot ever.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
But yeah, we're the rich kids. We had all the
access to everything, every imagine in basketball. We should have
won that, So we should have won it.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
That's what I'm saying. That's why a little bit I
started to cheer for Serbia a little bit, saying, you
know what, we're supposed to be the baddest. We have
everything basketball, we have, and these guys probably ain't got crap.
I don't know anything about Serbia, couldn't even tell you
give me a map, would have no idea where Serbia
is over in Europe.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
It's in Europe, ish, I mean, it's in that area
by what Czechoslovakia. Where's Czechoslovakia right in there? By Germany
a right in there?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Spencer, France, Switzerland.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
And I thought Switzerland was up by like Norway by England.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
No, because the al Deans were going to go to
Switzerland from Italy, and Italy and Switzerland are touching.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Okay, see didn't.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I don't know anything about over there. But what I'm
saying is that's what I mean. We have everything. We
have these superstars, the best in the world. And you
got guys on Serbian team that have never seen the NBA.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Well, a lot of their team was NBA.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Oh, a couple of them.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah, but I'm just saying, yes, the Bogdanovinch brothers.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yes, and NICOLEI. It was fantastic. It was great.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
That was fun to watch the NBA. But they said
we've won it four years in a row. Now you're
telling me it. When I was eighteen, you're telling me
it team lost, a USA team loss.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah, we got bronze.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
What I thought we'd won it for like one hundred
years straight. You're telling me a NBA team lost as
some fools from out the country, but ours as advanced
as anybody.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yes, ain't that bananas?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Yeah, that's the game of basketball. I mean, when you
go cold shooting shots like Steph with that, Basketball is
a hotter cold game. Football typically is not. Neither's baseball.
If you have a good pitcher, you're gonna win the game.
Usually with basketball, dude, if the shots aren't falling, you
don't score any points. Yeah, and now with foul calls
(17:37):
they let them play over there. But yeah, with file
calls and.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
There was only five fouls I guess in the FEBA
league or whatever FIBA.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Rules they hammer. It was great.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
They're letting them play, letting them foul them. They were
it was getting chipped. And then the game with France, man,
it was getting heated. I missed the beginning. I think
I tuned in midway through.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
It was I doing. It was like middle of the day,
wasn't it was two in the afternoon, right, Oh it
was Saturday. Yeah, Oh I saw that. I saw it.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, But I love Lebron chirping with Brigbanovitci
in the Serbia game. Then he was chirping in the
freaking France game. They were getting each other's face. I
loved it.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Well, yeah, you're in over there in the overcast, you know.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
But everybody's getting each other's face. There's a little huddles
like what what what?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
What?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
What? People pushing people.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I loved it, and it was cool that, like Carmelo
went over there, and then who's Gottie Pippen was pipping
Broke in the dead and Brogdanovic Orbanovic. Every time he
hit a three, he would look at Carmelo and his
Carmel and he would do Carmelo's signal to Carmelo like
eat that U US bitch. And then they said Steph
Curry did the Sleepy Time thing Green because Draymond Green
(18:41):
was in the crowd.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Draymon was there. I mean, it was a fantastic basket.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
We know Draymond's gonna be there. He's gonna do his
podcast live the next day, you know. First then of
course he probably did got in his hotel room and
did his podcast.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
It was just it was highly entertaining it. I loved it.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Got a voice, man, stick a microphone up your ass,
and I loved Tyrese Haliburton didn't do shit. And did
you see his post. Yeah, he's like group Project didn't
do any of the work in a But that's what
he's been explaining to me. As the Curry Durant Lebron thing.
You want to see that for the final time, maybe
there's not enough room for Haliburton.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
There just wasn't room for him. It's it's fine. You
needed him as a backup just in case someone gets hurt.
He wasn't there.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
And also Tatum, suck it, man, you didn't win me
the MVP. Part of one of my parlays. Screw you, buddy,
you don't need to play. Maybe you're not MVP. Bro.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Why the MVP wasn't even there?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Hey? So that why that tells you that Jayden Brown
shouldn't even want Jalen shouldn't even have won the MVP.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
It's because they had too many wings.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
N Dame. Dame was watching the game on the floor.
Dame was in Puerto Rico, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic with
me a summer ago, and he's on a floor watching
the Olympics a year later. My, how the greats have fallen.
He is not as good as anybody on that floor.
He was freaking smacking his trainer in the Dominican Republic
courtyard a year ago.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I know, but he and as good as anybody on
the Olympic team. Dame has dropped off. I mean that's
just my opinion. Now we'll take a break.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Yeah, we got to take a break. We ran out
of stuff to say.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
No, no, I got I got more Olympic talk.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Ray, I'm not getting in the name debate.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
No, we're gonna come back. And baby Box had an
observation that I didn't know how to answer. We'll be
right back. We were watching the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Hey, it's an iHeart guy, I don't know what I
don't that's why don't plug get it in.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
It's the doubles swimming.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
There is his final Olympic mentioned of the show. Guys. No, no, no, dude,
I'm sitting all these clips to corporate. You followed the
corporate line and talked to Olympics.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
No, here's what happened. We were watching the doubles synchronized swimming,
but you and me were watching Yeah, yeah, but only doubles.
It was just two people, all right, and those bathing suits,
I mean are very tight down below right.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
We were watching it together, doing play by play. Oh yeah,
the non perverted version.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I understand that. But I have a six year old
son that we were watching it and they're doing it,
And after about the third set of twos, he goes, Dad, at,
why do the girls have a line from the front to.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
The back, baby mom, get in here?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Like what, he goes, look at their swimsuits. There's a
line that starts at the front and he goes all
the way around to the back.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I have one too, and I'm stops.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I just was like, oh, that's how they're made. And
he says, Dad, is that their penis?
Speaker 2 (21:52):
But he knows what girls and boys are, right, But
he does get in here, baby mom.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
The fact that he is asking me about what the
line is and I don't know how to answer it.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Am I I don't even know if I know that answer.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Though? Uh?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Race? You could see okay, those bathing suits were so
tight you could see everything, right, But I mean, brother,
all right. I just didn't know how to answer to
him and explain to him. Well it was. My wife
was like, I'm gonna go get something to drink.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Baby mom, get in there.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
No, No, she left the room because she was so awkward.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Show and tell time.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Can you explain to him what the line from the
front to the back is and.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Throwing one of your bikinis.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
And then he said, he goes, so does mom have that?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Let me show you. In comparison, the knuckle.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
That was the most awkward like moment I think, I
don't know, maybe not most, but one of the most
awkward moments I've had as a parent.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
That's on the videoographer right you though it's videoing it, guys,
zoom out, you bunch of perverts, or.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Put on some new swimsuits that aren't so tight down
there that my six year old watching a family event
the Olympics is asking me about the line from the
front to the back.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I've seen some of those photos to circulate, not like
I was double heart in them, but you guys, we
don't need that. You don't need to zoom in that far.
You know.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
It was so funny. I mean it was great though.
I mean that was my Olympic experience. It was great.
Didn't watch the women's basketball team they almost lost. Didn't
see it.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Saw they won by one. Thank god. I didn't do
the minus seventeen. It looks like it wasn't eve gonna
be close.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah anything. I didn't watch closing ceremonies. Didn't have time
for that.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
No, dude, we had a bet. We were we at
a parlay. I set up the whole weekend to win
one point five thousand and Baser jinked it on Sunday.
I asked her if I should cash out for four hundred.
She said no, then she jinks itd jinks did jinkst
like five times on Sunday and our tennis guy lost
and we lost one point five thousand.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Oh you wonder how much I lost? Go seven point
one thousand?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
At what? Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Because I heard some guy talking about pick Max guyser
men geyser men to win the PGA Tour event this weekend.
Oh no, you had him, Ray.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
We had him two for fifty dollars, but that pales
in comparison.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
No, no, fifty dollars. When did you bet.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Him Lakes, We're trying to win back our thirty dollars parlay.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Ray.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
No, I know what you're talking going.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I watched the whole damn thing Ray Snowman, Ray Eagle.
I bet I bet one hundred dollars to win seven
point one thousand dollars at the beginning of the tournament.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
How in the hell did you bet on that guy?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Was some guy online? I saw a video clip It
was like talking about how this guy is the up
and comer.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Oh no, And I was like, oh no, you lost
it in the worst way possible. Right. I watched the
whole ray. He was ahead twenty one to seventeen.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
No, head, he was ahead nineteen to seventeen. Oh shut
up and let me tell it. Oh no, how did
you bet him?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Right?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Because some guy on Twitter said this is the up
and comer and he's.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
A little bitch. He wears like warming sleeves.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I don't care what he wears.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Do you know who he is?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I have no idea twenty two.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
He looked like a young bitch. That was bad. Dude,
that was bad.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
It was Sunday afternoon ray, and I look at the
said it. I look at the leaderboard and I'm like,
holy yes, I think that's the guy I bet.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
He was in the lead.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
No, no, I know he was through four holes. And
I was like fighting color commentary. I think that's the
guy I bet on. So I go look it up
and I'm like, holy yes, it is the guy I
bet on.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
So you bet one hundred dollars and the odds were
so crazy seventy to one seven point one thousand.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
And I'm like, huh, let me, I might not have
to go watch that. It's three forty five in the afternoon.
I'm like, i'ma have to get that on the TV,
watching it live, and I'm like, all right, I'm gonna
watch this kids watching YouTube stuff. I'm like, hey, but
let's row on some golf. He's like, nah, Dad, I'm
not feeling good. I'm gonna lay and watch this. I'm like,
it's the Olympics. Yeah, Bud, you sure you don't want
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to turn this off. He's like, no, I'm kind of
watching this.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Dad. I'm like, I'm getting you an iPad for Christmas. Nope,
because then you can watch your crap while he's watching
Blue Clues.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
So I went to the toy room.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I'm in here playing with toys.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
And I was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna go in
here and clean up the toy room.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
He's in there for three hours.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
And I turned on the golf.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
You see the replay of the Bud Like commercial where
the dad goes, I'm gonna go upstairs fix the roof,
and he goes upstairs. He's drinking beers on the roof.
The next door neighbor. Yep, I said I was gonna
fix the shingles, and he's drinking beer. And then the
guy three houses down, says no, I'm literally fixing the roof,
and he falls through his roof. It's how dads make
everything up so they can go drink.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
That's funny. Never seen that commercial, but that is great.
So I'm like, all right, I'm gonna go in there
and i'm gonna turn it on. And here comes a
two year old dad were watched Baby bum starts crying.
I'm like, no, no, we're watching this like you can
go somewhere else. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
It's been pre emptied by golf coverage.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
So then I got out this little toy, Damn jim nance.
It's like a I don't know, it's like a whale
and it has these little spinny like discs that you
step on it and they shoot in the air, and
the kid tries to catch it with the net, and
I was like, hey, Granny and Grandpa got it for
him for Christmas. I was like, you want to catch
the things in the yeah? Yeah, So we were playing
catch the discs the net and I was watching the
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golf while I was doing that, so I occupied him.
He got off Baby Bump. My wife sees me and
they're like, wow, it's really looking good here in the
toy room.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I'm like, thanks, Oh, I thought she was referring to
about the golf because that's Jinks. Nope, that would be
the jinx heard around the world, like baser, Oh, so
did you win your tennis bet?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Now, Jakes, it's he's up. He's at negative nineteen. The
other guy's at minus seventeen, and I'm like, all right,
And he hits one and it's like eighty four yards
to the hole. Off his drive, spun it like a motherfucker,
and I'm like okay, and he steps up. He hits
it and he starts running to see it. The hill's
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blocking the net, the flag, the flag, and he runs
and it rolls, rolls, and I mean, I don't even
mean to I say, get in out loud.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Well, that just outed you that you're not playing with
the kids, and.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
It goes in them. Oh my god, he's.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Spunning good so perfectly, and it tricked in. I've never
seen somebody get an eagle that beautifully.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
And I've never had somebody get an eagle like that
that I was currently betting on. It was a great feeling.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
He goes up. He's now up four with like five
holes to go. I'm like, oh my god, I'm about
to win seven point one thousand dollars and I'm i
am pacing. I Am like, holy yes.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
But what you didn't have in your favorites these guys
because of the rain that thirty nine holes, they played
seventy two holes in like seven minutes. It was there,
they were. The course was so beat to shit. They
were allowed to mark their ball and move like a
foot dude. They all were putting teas all over the
green because nobody had a clean piece of grass to
hit off of.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
He made it, and I'm just like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
At that point, did you think he won seven grand?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
I thought I won seven thousand dollars because I said, man,
there's five holes to go. He just has to play
par golf. He can bogey three holes and we're still
gonna win.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
And at that point that you thought, man, I'm just
won seven thousand. I thought golf betting is the easiest
thing ever. I saw. He was in the lead, he
was even money. I bet him, We're about to win it.
I might be the greatest golf better of all time.
So I had that thought where you were having your thought.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
I mean, I did some bis pumps as I paced
back and forth.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Beazer was taking a nap. So when he ego, I go,
I mean, that's the biggest lock ever. When he eagled that,
it's oh, it's game over.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Game over, it's over. And he goes to the next team,
and I'm like, all right, here we go, and he
hits it so far right.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
And mind you the dumb ass camera guys who are
gonna be the bane of my existence. They didn't even
show the drive. All we see is a shot of
his taint. Thanks for the taint cam, which right, the bargo.
They didn't show the ball, so then you.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Just right then they zoom and I watch it right
off the cart.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Paths cart path and air it just about kill the
cop on a bike.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Oh my god, almost noted the cop right off the bicycle.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
And he got Donnie Pepper, she goes, I know it
over there. I'm telling you right now, it's a hazard.
That's gonna be a hazard. This is not good. Oh no, Jim,
this is not good. Jim, this is not good. And
I'm like, Tony, how bad is it?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
How bad is it? Donna? Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
It was bad?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
And then Jim, I don't even know if a dance
would just play with me, I don't Jim. Jim comes in,
he may lose his entire lead on this hole.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
I'm like, oh no, it's not bad, Jim, it's not bad.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Jim goes, all right, you know, he's got to hope.
He's gonna get out here with a six. He's gonna,
you know. And then he hits another drive in the
thick ass rough and they're like, and he goes, oh, man,
now we're looking at a seven here. We're we're looking
at a possible seven on this hole. Guys under he
just eagled. This is you know. And I'm like, all right, cool,
just chip it back out into the fairway, right, chip
it back out in the fairway, hit it on the green,
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let's get the hell out of here. Instead, what does
he do.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
He chips it from it rough to rough.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Oh my gosh, and.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Jim, oh, that is just something you can't do, go
from rough to rough. Well, no shit, Jem, he didn't
mean to do that. We all do that on the muni.
He just got a little too much of it.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
They were like, that's that's that's an air that that's
you can't do that that's unforced, and that is just unacceptable.
And I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
At this point, you are fully puckered and on the
edge of your seat. You didn't need the whole thing
when you only need the edge.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
No, I'm already like vomiting in my Like I'm already
starting to vomit.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Play with the discs by yourself box.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
That's when my four year old comes in and goes
that can we play hockey? Fuck no, I don't know
where the puck is, man, I lost it.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
And he's like hitching the eye again with it.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
And he goes, Dad, help me find out. Say yea, yeah,
I'll look. You just look at those baskets over there.
There's probably over there.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
I took the bucket, shoved it so far into a
book you're never gonna find it.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
So then out of the second roff he hits it
and doesn't even make it to the green, and I'm like,
you have got the beginning, and so he quadruple bogies
and we are now tied it minus seventeen minus seventeen.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
He got a snowman. He was up by four, hit
a snowman, quadruple bogies. It is now a tie game
after a lock win yees.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
So now we're going to number fifteen. We're going to
fifteen tide and I'm like, all right, here we go.
And he puts it in the fairway. I'm like, that's
how you respond, that's how you respond of a quadruple bogie.
Sticks it on the green, and I'm like, this is
my dude, this is my dude. Big Nuts is not worried. Birdie, baam,
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let's go. We're up one, three holes to go. This
is what we have to do. Next hole, par three.
Puts it on the green, puts it, oh within three
feet per Birdie. That's all right, he'll tap in for
his par oh list it.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
And all of a sudden from the heavens come a
lid and it goes over the hole because he proceeded
to all go around the hole totally not even come
close to it. And then he's got another gimme.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Hits the hole, it does a circle around it and
goes out.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
He can't buy a cup shot. I am gonna fly
to Greensboro, North Dakota and punch this guy in his dick.
And I only had fifty dollars on it. I mean,
there was something from the heavens that just glazed over
the hole. Dude, like I've only seen it local Muni's.
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This guy could not put it in the cup. Ray
I was fully fuckered.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
So and I's down one because he double bogie from
three feet four. He had three putts from three feet yes,
And I just was like, you have got You've got
to be kidding me. You have got to be kidding me.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
And then you get and then you go to eighteen
and they only hope is the ry not to get
a birdie.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
And he sticks it within five feet, taps it in
for birdie. Game over. And I just, I mean, I
sat there and my wife's like, dinner's ready, dinner's ready.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
I've got it. My food poisoning from golf.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I'm like, are you I'm coming. She goes, are you okay?
It's like yes, try not to let her know why
I'm angry.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
I'm vomiting. Uh. Something was in the spaghetti.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
We didn't hurt spaghetti.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Then something earlier the salad we didn't hit. Son, I'm
sick from Betty. I'm sick from BETTYGG.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
And I just sat there and I was like, you
gotta be giving me Dad, do.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
You know where my little hockey puck is? No, son,
not no, oh no, what he needs a minute?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
No, we did play a little hockey. We played a
little hockey.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
I was that game lifeless and pucker.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
No, it was puckered. And this was all while he
was on sixteen. Like when he got into the green,
I stopped the hockey game to watch him four putt.
And I will give you some tips of advice. If
you're gonna play hockey with your kids, wear shoes because
they step on your feet. And that puck hits your toes.
I don't care how old they are. When it hits
your toes, it hurts like hell, it hurts.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
So you had a butt shot, a nut shot, and
then a toe shot. The butt shot was figurative from
the golf.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Dude, I have never been so depression in my life.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Dude, I can't believe he could have won seven K.
That's insane. I was like, oh my god, see I
as a gambler when he when the cup got figuratively
put on the hole, I was like, oh, this BET's lost.
I knew it was lost, and it made me feel
better at the very end.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
No, it made me feel better.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Well, no, no, no, because Rye was always gonna birdy that
it would have went tied. The best he could have done.
Say he didn't that second glaze over on the missed putt.
If he would have made that crap, it would have
been tied. They'd have went to extras. He would have
still lost.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
No, because they would have slept on it. They wouldn't
have played that day that he would have tied, or
think about it. He was gonna win that.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
No, But just to make you feel better, I'm telling
you that dead series. This guy was fed up in
the head. Grayson. I don't know how old he is.
He needs to see a counselor needs to call better
help because for whatever reason he had the yips. The
golf is not is not in his veins at the moment. Guys.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
No, he piped it down the middle on eighteen. He
piped it down the fairway.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
It was weird. But when he got that, oh, I
really think the same thing went through hit at his head,
that went through mind when he got the snowman. Dude,
when I said golf is the easiest thing ever, I
think he said the same thing, like, oh my gosh,
I'm up four after that eagle golf is the easiest
for ever, and then he's snowmanned. Never say something's easy.
Always keep trucking, guys. But then he would have lost.
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He would have lost in overtime. You would have still lost.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
No, I don't think. I mean, I don't care. I
should have won that, damn bet I should have.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
I mean it was always shaky. I always knew Rye.
I was like, I should do a backup bet on Rye,
and I was like, Nah, screw it. I don't feel
like pillaging any more money out, dude.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
I mean, just so you know, his name is Max Graserman.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
You go right. I mean I trusted you. I don't
you have friends. You have to prove it. Windham Championship
one twins seven thousand. Oh you had the cash out option?
Was that ever then you were gonna hit? No?
Speaker 1 (38:01):
No, it wasn't never available. It was always suspended.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Because if it was at four, I'm gonna kill you.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
If it ever gives me a cash out in the thousands,
I am cashing that out. I won't even watch the
end of the event. I will love my life offer
it to me. I dare you, ah man, that hurts.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah, oh my god, we'll r back.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Hold. I didn't even think we were gonna talk about
that golf. I was just gonna let it fade off
into the sunset. I had no idea that personal story
was comy. He goes snowman. I don't even go snowman
in our local MUNI. Dude, that ball was so lost
in the woods. Dottie goes and you know what, Mark,
you know what, Ernie, I don't even know. He's never
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gonna find that thing. And then he got lucky that
Kutcher found his ball or he would have had another stroke.
He couldn't even find his ball. The competitor pointed it out,
and you only have like two minutes to find it. Dude,
he could have had a ten. Maybe that was the
next hole he could have. It was the same home
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had a fifteen on that fucking thing. Dude. That was
a crazy day, golf man.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Who knew watching a bunch of nobodies could be so exciting?
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Yeah, it always is when you have money on it.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
I mean, who knew that moment in my life could
be so intense.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
The only thing that would have been better, though, is
if Jim Nantz would have had you with one of
those Well this is really not that popular of an
event with a lot of the big names out of
this one, Johnny. But you know what, Johnny, to those
at home, they'd have a couple dollars on this. I
think they're tuned in pretty closely here. Now you go
to eighteen, Rye with the drive, No, he kind of
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hit me in the nuts.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Also on eighteen, when Rye's about to putt for Birdie,
they showed like the like the lines like where they
were like up, three down, one up, and he goes, look,
it looks like a lot like the stock market looked
this week, you know everybody. And I'm like, okay. He goes,
I lost in the market too. This this one's over,
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but there'll be more next week. And I'm like, okay,
all right, thanks man, thanks for that.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Nobody's like telling him that he won, guys, Somebody tell
him that he won. He learned ry learned that he
won when he was walking across the catwalk to a
little shack to sign his card. That's why golf is
so stupid. That's why golf is so just stand out
there and didn't celebrate his first ever win. He's celebrating
in a shack with some random person.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Exactly like, come on, come on, I quit watch and
then I mean Matt Kocher to see what he did?
He quit playing? He did, He hit his drive on eighteen,
said I'm not going to finish this all finished in
the morning. Really, yeah, so he finished today. He finished
this morning with a par What a dumb ass, he said.
He was doing it for that guy. He was like,
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we should have been like, he goes, you saw what
happened on sixteen.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
He goes.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
The reason he missed those putts. It was too dark,
he goes. We shouldn't have been playing. He goes, they
should have blown the horn. We should have been off
that golf course. There's no way he should have lost
that tournament. I was doing that, showing him as a
young golfer, like, hey, like, if you or not, if
it's too dark for you to play, don't play, Like
you shouldn't have played. Oh he didn't have to play.
I guess not.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Oh the plot has just gotten deeper. What was he doing?
Speaker 1 (41:18):
I don't know. And we're supposed to draw names for
this fantasy league today, but it ain't happening today. We'll
do it on Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Yeah, as much as I wanted to come in here
and say how much of a clusterfuck it is, dude,
you did a great job. I think it was all
organized and you got all the names in one.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
I mean, be Hans really is the mastermind behind doing
that document. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
It's a hell of a mastermind thing. It's just a
wheel that spins. No.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
No, but I don't know how to do I wouldn't
know how to do it. So I got to shout
out be Hands. He's the one that set it up.
And I know we want to do it today. But
that the gut punch that the Olympics, the gut punch
I took yesterday. I just I wasn't prepared to do it.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
There's some dude on the Facebook too. It kind of
made me feel bad about the whole fantasy football thing.
He said I sent one hundred dollars, and then he goes,
I sent another twenty five dollars in he actually he's
already paying no for some other league.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
It's not our league. Oh, he ain't talking about me.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
I thought he had sent it to us. Let me see,
I don't think so your pocketing cats. Well there was
someone that said, well, how do we get picked? I'm like,
have you never listened to the pod? We do a
drawing and you guys know this is this is what
you said. Two hundred dollars a person. Yeah, that's the
highest it's ever been.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
It was the same last year.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
It was. Yes, dude, I got short term memory.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Laws. Man, Yeah, because we started paying out because it
was and we made it higher, thinking if it's two
hundred dollars, people will will set their lineup one hundred dollars.
Are like, ah, you know what I mean, if I
lose my money whatever. This way, we pay weekly high
point in every division, so you have incentive to play
to sort of try to win some of your money back.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
And I get now that kids just don't give a
shit about anything. I texted boom Er, I said, hey, man,
just totally kidding. I go, Justin's gonna probably pick the
team with me this year. You didn't show a lot
of emotion and passion last year. Just have y and
he goes okay, And then I thought I'd get him
with this one. I said, Hey, me and Baser, your
aunt in law, your aunt, me and her uncle aunt.
(43:08):
We have decided that if you don't run a set
amount of miles per week. I track him on this app,
so you have to run a certain amount of miles.
I said, we'll totally cut off your YouTube TV so
you're not gonna able to watch enough football because we
paid four hundred for the package. Super expensive. No idea
was that expensive. And so I text him that, hey, man,
you might not be able to watch football if you
don't run, and he goes, Okay, kids nowadays, dude just
(43:31):
don't care.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
There's none Why does he need to run a certain
amount of.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Miles keep him in shape? What about shooting a certain
amount of basket Because I text him, I go, hey,
you're gonna have to mow the yard for Mimi and
Papa so you can make money and pay us. He
hasn't mowed the yard once. Perfect, I'll change that to running.
Now you're gonna have to run to keep cable. He
doesn't care about that, so I guess we'll just cut
cable and he's just gonna watch a black screen. But
kids don't care nowadays, So he's gonna watch a black screen.
(43:55):
He's not gonna be playing fantasy football, and his afternoons
just got boring. His hell. But his response, Okay, so
you got me, man.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
That's tough.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Man.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Yeah, I'm not at that level yet. I'm playing hockey.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Ray, I'll find the puck, kid.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
I mean, the puck was right there the whole time.
But I stalled for thirty minutes trying to watch that golf.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Dad. You don't catch the five old dad?
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Oh man, I was. I still. I'm not over it.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
That hurts, dude. I did not know that was coming. Man.
I feel your pain. Yeah, that's one of those where
the next day, man, you take one hundred dollars and
just bet it on like water polo at two pm. No, no, y,
that was last night.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
No no, I didn't know. I sat down. Here's what's funny.
So then we get to the kids to bed. We
getting into bed till late, like nine to fifteen late.
So I was like, okay, and we'll watch Big Brother.
We'll watch the Sunday episode. My wife already knows what
happened because she watches the live feed, so she knows everything.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
I bashed Big Brother, phenomenal season.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
We'll take a break and be right back.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
You need to finish your sentence.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Well, we sat down to watch it. You know, and
you say it's it's been a phenomenal season, right.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
But you're talking about betting finished that one.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Yes, But it was nine fifteen, nine thirty and the
kids are in bed, and I'm like, all right, let's
sit down and watch Big Brother. My wife already knows
who everything that's happened, so she is excited about the episode,
but not as excited. I'm like, I'm only a I
watched on TV. That's it. I don't listen to anything else.
Sit down to watch it and it's like, the golf
just keeps kicking me in the nuts because the golf
(45:35):
ran over.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Honey, I'm gonna sleep on the cat.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
No, no, no, the golf took so long and it
ran over, and I lost my seven K that I
didn't even it didn't get recorded because sixty minutes was
still going on.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Dude, dude, honey, I got Big Brother recorded to come
in here you go and hit play. There's a replayer.
You're guy getting the snowman.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
No, no, no, nope. Let me tell you what this
song is. The start of the recording was Aaron Rye
from Bertie and he makes it and I was just like,
I am done. I'm going to bed. I don't care, honey,
I got it on Big Brother. But it's some guy
his golf balls in the woods.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
Jim Nantz just said he may get a snowman on
this hole.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
She's like, wait the golfer mean, don't you want to
watch it? No, honey, I don't.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Oh look at this. Hey, how cute. They said it's
his first win. You want to come see this.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
No, I don't get a damn. I want it to
mean Max's first win, not Aaron.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
All right, yeah. Oh they're doing one of the confessionals
with one of the guys. I'm big brother. Oh no, no,
that's this Grayson guy. Do you want to see this?
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Oh, it looks like he got voted out of the house.
He's crying. Oh no, it's he lost out on his
first ever win.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
They said he was up four strokes and then lost,
one of the first times that's ever happened after an eagle.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
But the one thing I was glad is that when
he hit his ball over like off the cart path
into the the out of the mounds, he still went
over and got it. I know, Like why dude, Like,
why just do I need to watch you walk to
where my money is slowly fading away, and you're going
to grab that.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
I digress and then Jim Nance adds insult to injury.
He almost hit that police officer. Nance, shut up, dude.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Then they started showing replays of people they hit hold
on ones. Then they all started going around the broadcast. So, Jim,
how many hole on ones do you have in your life? Too?
But the last one was nineteen eighty eight. I'm due
for one, Dottie. How about you?
Speaker 3 (47:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (47:38):
I got seventeen?
Speaker 2 (47:39):
What the dotty did? Dotty? Did you see that if
that officer hadn't have been at that trajectory, it would
have hit him and had Nance Okay it didn't can
hit him, dude, Yeah, I mean it was rob Dotty.
If that would have hit him, that would have been
almost worse than Scottie Scheffler's issue with the police.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Assault and battery on a peace office.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
So now he's going to jail that.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
Well, that had been he that had been two PGA
Tour players getting rested in one year. What are you
on the PGA Tour? Does that mean he'll go on
to win gold at the next Olympics because Scotti shirt did.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
There were definitely no names in that tournament. Not an amateur.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
Oh yeah, he did pretty good. Huh they boggy last
two holes, but uh. And then Saturday night, what do
we do? We went over to the neighbor's house to
celebrate surviving our first week of kindergarten, and they had
made some food and we had some drinks, had the
margarita machine, and then we roasted somemores over a fire
out in the backyard. Good Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Man, Uh were you gonna? Uh? How was your week? Lunch?
Hung up wet Road.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
I have some great stories from the Stapleton concert, though,
have just no wait for Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
And then I wanted to ask you about Big Brother.
Though it's a good season.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
So far, really good. I've enjoyed it. I like the
bravado of the one guy. Yeah, I didn't the the
last week's eviction. I felt like there was so much
hype for it and then it kind of turned out
lame correct, Like there was all this drama and then
it was just like they went with the easy target.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Right right. I think Big Brother is that the reason
they did. Now three people get nambs so that the
votes always don't.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
I think that is the best twist they've done in
a long time, because I started watching it, and every
time it's a unanimous vote, unanimous vote, and everybody in
the house knows who's going home before they even vote,
Like it's like, oh, there's no it's lame. They don't
there's no surprises this time. You don't even know who's
on the block until thirty seconds before it's starting to vote.
And then why does no one say, hey, let's go talk. Hey,
(49:47):
are you guys gonna vote for me? Don't vote for me? Hey,
help me out? No, no, no, you know, everybody just oh,
you know, gives hugs like I'm just happy to be here.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
And the same stuff that it pissed me off about
this show that just get old. And the same stuff
that gets old from the Big Show is the same
stuff on Big Brother. It gets old. Guys, you don't
need to tell Julie every time she looks you look beautiful,
you look ravish, and Julie that's been a tradition, you
always tell her how beautiful she looks. It now comes
across as like sarcastic, and it's like, what is she
not beautiful? And then she'll like say it back to
the ladies. And sometimes it's a lady that really is unkempt.
(50:14):
It's like you didn't need to repeat it back to her, Julie,
she really didn't look great. And then also all the
people in the little hallway, they always do high fives,
even if they hate each other. That's a weird little tradition.
Then the votes, how they always align and they usually
end up ten to zero or ten to one. Guys,
you can vote against the house, it doesn't matter. That
should have never been a thing in the first place.
(50:35):
Stuff like that just drives me crazy.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Yeah, I agree with you, all right, Happy Monday. I
got some good stories about my night out. And we
don't need to say blood on your hands. Everybody always
uses that reference. Guys, you can just say stuff without
blood in your hands. I think that's it over to you.
And these alliances named the name, do the producers give
(50:57):
them those names? How does that work?
Speaker 2 (50:58):
No, they can always just come up with their alliance.
But it started with the coolest name in the history
of a Big Brother was Will Kirby and Mike Boogie
and Shannon whatever. Her last name was chill Town because
they were in a cold part of the house, so
they named their place chill Town, the dopest alliance in
the history of it. Then there was one that was
like the Brigade. Then there was one that was like
s Sit. There was other ones. Now they've been doing
names for twenty years. Maybe it just needs to be
(51:21):
an unnamed alliance. You know what I'm saying. You don't
need to say whatever it's called. Like, guys, we're the pieces,
the Peacemakers. I don't know, Like guys, the names were
amazing back in the day. It's the Brigade, the secrecy,
the cookout. I mean, come on, guys, if you don't
got a great name, you don't just got to force it. Hey,
we should be the sixth person. Oh. The six finger
(51:44):
plan from back in the day was insane where if
you had a majority of the house there wasn't a
veto or something like that, or there was a veto.
If you had a majority of the house, you could
just evict somebody without that person even getting to save themselves.
And it was called the six finger Plan. One of
the biggest Nikomas. You gotta just google six finger Plany Nikoma.
(52:06):
She's like one of the geniuses. She goes, hey, we
can scam this, so this person thinks that we just
didn't know. So the person didn't get nominated and they're like,
oh my gosh, I'm golden. So then they didn't play
in the veto and somebody else won the veto took
themselves down and they nominated that person and he didn't
even get to defend himself, and he was so dumb.
I think it was jas Jason's like at the very end,
(52:26):
he's like, oh shit, they had this planned all along.
I didn't even get to defend myself and he got
evicted and they called it six finger plan.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
That's really funny. Oh man. So guys, I know you
wanted to hear your name called today. You were excited,
like you were gonna have dreams come true. But since
my dreams were crushed yesterday, I was not I was
not in the mood today to come in here and
make dreams come true. I just wanted to get through it.
I'm gonna try to recover. I don't know if I'm
gonna ever gonna bounce back, but we'll see on Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
Right, you know where you can bounce back? Where Evansville.
I've been wanting to go. I've been wanting to go back.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
That's a long drive.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
Man. Hey, I've been fiending thinking about that bubble craps.
That four hundred could have been fifteen hundred. It was
way too easy. I've been thinking about Evansville, been thinking
about that girl.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Hey, you know what they say about gambling. It's never
that easy. And I found out yesterday. You know how
piss people are gonna be that we didn't do the
drawing today.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
But that's just like when's the draft? Though.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
You get to set your draft whenever.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
You want, No, but I mean, when are we thinking
about doing it?
Speaker 1 (53:31):
I'm doing mine on the Tuesday before the regular season starts,
so two days before the first game, I will be
doing the draft. Okay, in my division.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
Saturday night, Titans look good, didn't they? I mean the
Niners had Oh.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Brother told me, hey, it looks like the Bears are
gonna be really exciting. They scored thirty something points and
that we did. Who'd we play? He goes against the Bills.
Speaker 2 (53:54):
Didn't know, dude, Titans. I think Titans thought it was
regular season. We had Ridley out there, we had leave us,
we had spears out there. Go get them boys.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
Yeah, I heard Kayleb Williams playing I didn't see an
highlights though, I was too busy in the Olympics. Yeah,
asked deep in the Olympics. Did you guys catch the
Olympics over on NBC or did you listen to them
on iHeartRadio Company. Man oh man, I'm hurting
Yo, oh man, it's over the Olympics. Yeah, I was good, dude,
I mean.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I mean yeah, iheart's in partnership with them. You've just
been in love with them and in bed with them
for the past two weeks.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
No, no, it had I had no idea I heart
was in bed with them.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
They're in massive bed. Do not get the emails. Hey guys,
we had a huge buy with the Olympics. Make sure
you're touching this and they're gonna be broadcast on here,
and make sure you're doing tune in mentions. Oh dude,
you hook line and sinker. You've been great.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
No, no, no, no, no no. I did not listen
to any email. I watched it out of the goodness
of my heart and the enjoyment of everything.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I'm American too.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It was so fun.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It was. But what I realized is I'm kind of
a proud TV owner. And we got a TV on
the patio now Loki Flex Rich Rich. It's on a
wheeler Baser got a remember back in the day, you'd
have your wheel out cart where you'd put those projectors.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, let the overhead projectors.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
So we got a thing where we can put the
TV onto the patio until we get it mounted up.
Yet we're not ready for that step, so we do
the wheel out.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
We used to in elementary school, have you know, because
they were the big square TVs, like they were heavy
in hell as hell, and they used to wheel them
out into the common area and you'd watch a movie
on it, and the whole second grade or first grade
would sit in the big room and watch it.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
No, first grade, aren't.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
They Yeah we're not first and second grade often, but yeah,
the wheel cart. I know exactly what you're talking about.
So we did that, dude, and we've been watching it.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
But I'm a proud TV owner where I'm not gonna
throw it on a horse jumping over a hurdle. Ah.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, we watched that for a minute and then we
moved on.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I mean, I got neighbors that can far away, the
two acres away. I just don't want them seeing me
watching the break dancing or some guy shooting a dart.
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
My son was really into a baby box. He was
into the fencing. He loved that. He d can we
watch the poke one' let's find the pokemon. I'm like, Bud,
the poking's over.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Wait till fifth gread he's gonna want a machete.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
No, in fifth grade, he'll be wanting to poke.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Who screwed up my wall? Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
No, but yeah, I mean we'll talk about it.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I got it.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I have to confess something because I'll do it in
a minute. Just go ahead, Monday Confessions. No, I just
I don't know if anybody else was in the same
boat as me, And it may be sacrilegious what I did.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Guys, we are gonna do it live. Arnold off day today,
usually off on Mondays.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Someone said they want an whole episode with Arnold and
for you to take the day.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Off, that'd be tough. I'd lose my voice.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
And also, Arnold, there's rumors of an affair. I've talked
about it. Last week. Demi came out with it. Abby Arnold.
Abby was at the concert with another man on Friday night,
Chris Stapleton. Arnold was seen on Broadway. He went to
Wallin's bar, which is called the Bar. He went to Gars.
He was up there at what's the rooftop there, roof
roof roof, Friends and low places, acme two pina coladas.
(03:01):
What's the rooftop of Gars? He calls it. Maybe it's
just friends in the little place.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I think it's it's a flip. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
So he was there. He was also spotted at Luke
Combs Bar, not open yet, but he was there drinking.
Do you know Riley Duckman has a bar in Midtown
and it's called duck Hunt or some shit.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Who Riley Green has a bar Riley?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
No, no, there's no one.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
So Arnold was there tasting out there whiskey. Yeah, check
it out, guys, Arnold's gonna be off the show for
a minute. There was a lot of rumored affairs. We're
gonna start the show. We're into alive type. Riley Green
midtown bar supposed to be right next to winters and losers.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I don't see anything.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I'm not making it up. It's a legit story. Ray,
I need two sources before it.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Says Riley Green to open Nashville bar.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, Jelly Rolls good open one too. Actually, that's not
even a joke. He probably will. Yeah. I heard Ashley
Cooks opening one.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Okay, I'm gonna have to sit on this for a minute.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, who's another newcomer, Shaboozies opening one Man? Seriously, I
mean d no, but everybody that gets a number one
song is opening a bar. At some point, the Alcoholics
Anonymous company needs to come and be founded in Nashville
because that's just too much alcohol.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I'm amazed how so many bars just keep opening up
and they're all pat they're all just slammed.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
You fill them. Hawktua was way south of town. You
got people coming from cities all around. Nashville. Ain't where
the population is. It's all the silent majority an hour
in each direction. You should come up by me, dude,
seven lanes wide cars near mirror. I'm like, holy shit,
I thought I came to the country, but then you
go two blocks over and it's nothing butt country. But
(04:54):
there's main roads where cars just fly. Man, not just
in Nashville, the city. The population of Austin is in Austin.
It's round Rock in that medical Puda.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
It's Kyle, It's uh Fredericksburg. That's a little far.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You make a watering hole. These cowboys are gonna find it,
and they're Taylor. They're gonna put down a whole yack
of a case of iraq huddo. Yeah, So if you
drink it, bring it if you buy it, they'll drink it.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Lago Vista.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
What's he gonna name the bart is it's saying there?
I just made up duck Hunt?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Uh the there was a girl artists who have a
presidence of Mintown neighborhood, Nashville. Green is set to open
a bar called Riley Green's duck Blind Nashville.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I almost call it because his nickname is Duckman.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Dunk Blind will be open on the location of winter.
They're gonna have duck Hunt.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Hey, honey, shoot me a beer.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
So it's not gonna be Winners anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
It's gonna be duck Hunt or whatever he's calling.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, So winners is no more?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Uh, losers is there? Winners is no more?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Oh wow?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
And then there's even one two bars over which used
to be rebar. Is gonna be a new thing? Abby
showed me the picture.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah. And then what's it called? The one from Austin
kung Fu? No, the other one kung Fu? The ranch
not not the ranch?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Oh yeah, doghouse, dogwood, dogwood?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, what's that gonna be?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Oh, it's closed.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I don't know if it closed, but I know they sold.
They sold.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
And did you see dog pound or dog House on Mumbrian. Yeah,
it's closed. Really, it's now live oak. And McKitty told you, guys,
this is in between the weeds. But McKitty told me
that whole Dumumbrian complex it's gonna be a two year development.
They're knocking out all those buildings and it's just gonna
be live oak and tin roof and then the rest
is gonna be an apartment or something. No crap, because
(06:47):
nobody ever those bars never excel and never succeed in
the bank that was there got robbed or something because
it's never reopened.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Oh that's not good news. Hey, guys, I'm gonna rob
all right, let's do a live man.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, we're gonna do a live Oh the one two loser?
What up?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Genius, y'all. It says, and I'm from the North. I'm
in Alpha Male. I live on the North Side in Nashville. Bazer,
she's a Broadway girl. Meta took her there by her
wanting it wasn't kidnap and we'd have property two and
a half acres. There's farmers and ranchers that have two
hundred acres. They're not gonna sell. They could probably make
about ten million. We are not gonna sell either. We
(07:39):
won't sell. We won't sell. And here's your newest Nashville bar,
Ingrid Andres. It's called the Anthem. Get dude. If she
opens a bar, I've seen it all and it's a
karaoke or something.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
No, she oh man, that's funny, that's good.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I'm at the risk of sounding old, dude. We were
here when there was not one artist bar. Was there
even one? I mean there was Alan Jackson's. No that
was there.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
No, it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
The Good Time bar has been there. No, it's not,
it hasn't.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
No.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Then it opened looking like shit. Yeah, it just always
looked bad.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yes, because it's that real skinny one right on the
right hand side of the road.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
That's new, dude. There was no.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Artist bars when we moved here.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
None. Wow, do we sound old?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Not a single one?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
We sound old.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
The first artist bar was Florida Georgia Lion. That was
the first one.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
And then George Jones was pretty quick in there because
we used to always came ag Yeah, we went to
did brunch there. It was a museum, but they had
a little brunch spot, Great Mimosa Deals. It was a
block from where we used to live. That's the only
reason I know that. And then you had your Dirks
open your Garth, open your Laney, Luke Combs, Morgan wall
and bon Jovi's open Rich John Rich.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
What else is there?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
He just got Al Dean. We always thought crazy Town,
which is named after one of his songs, was Al Dean's,
but it Wasn't it separate, It's just right there. Then
you have bell Bottom Country now in place a flagit.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Uh, the duck blind.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, the newest Miranda, Lambert Blake, Shelton, Luke Bryan, she.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
That'sble. Can I just say I walked by Morgan Wallen's
bar this weekend.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I've been in it.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I didn't go in it, but from the outside it
doesn't look that It just looks like an office building, right.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
And I had a friend visit town, very trustworthy. It
was the girl Katie from Charleston. She was included in
some of the stories. Yeah, dude, she said it was
her favorite bar. It's just goes straight up. It's one
of the smaller interiors. You're gonna have maybe good live music,
but it's very small. Uh.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
The line was down the street to get in to it.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Ray there wasn't an empty chair.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
No, that's at Chief's Bar. But one of the people
I was with, he said, he's been in there for
lunch and he goes, the layout is really cool. He
goes for what he goes. It's small, but what he goes.
I really like what they did with the place. They
took advantage of every square foot they had, right because
(10:28):
it goes straight up. Yeah, it's the only bar that
really does that. So that was his take on it.
He's not, you know, in the bars. He doesn't know
all of them, but he works down there and he
had lunch there and he said it was you know,
that's how it looks.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Johnny Cash, kid Rock for pardon me for not remembering
those two.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Oh cheeze.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Johnny Cash was just a museum type thing, and they
had a little area to the side of boutique, if
you will, where we would eat breakfast when I live downtown.
And then it now is a bar. So Johnny Cash
is known as a where you go listen to music.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Now?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I want to tell you what I did that I
felt was a little sacrilegious. When the USA was struggling
with Serbia, a little bit of me started cheering for Serbia.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Ray I bet it?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
No, No, I started a little bit cheering for Serbia,
being like, Wow, this would be one of the biggest
upsets in the history of basketball.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Are you drunk?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Why would I be drunk?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Vegas was drunk Vegas at that point. It was a
four point game with two minutes left. Vegas had it
as an even money Serbia in the US live bet
was even money. Get the hell out of here. USA
was never losing that game. It's USA. They had sharp shooters.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
From all over those places. They were never losing that game, dude.
They were losing the entire game. Team, they were losing
the entire game. And I was just like, this is bananas.
How this is going down? Do you agree they let
him play more? It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
There's some foul. Why can the NBA out adapt that.
You'll see some hard dude. The not the goaltending where
you canna dunk? It is like Yomby yam Beyond and
Durant and the boys are like, no, no, no, that'stend They're like, oh, yeah,
it's not.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
It's Yuken gonzend. It's okay. There is no in the cylinder.
Just wagg it down.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Do that, and the kickballs game keeps going. There's some
there's some slappy slap maame play ball baby.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
But it was highly entertaining that Serbia. I mean they
blew them out, you know, in pool play, but that
Serbian team, they could not miss Bogdanovic or whatever Macbanovic.
He was draining three after three, and I started going,
how awesome would it be for us to lose?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
You're rooting against Lebron. He's that hated.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
It's not about Lebron, It's just about I love greatness,
but also I am also a big I love the underdog.
I like an underdog story where they shock the world,
and that would have been the most shocking thing in
the history of the Olympic.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
You're that weird dumbass who says, yeah, I want my
bets to always be last second, high end dude, I
want to win a bet ten to one. I don't
give a hell about it. I want to buy blood
to boil. I would what I want when I go
to Vegas, like the one time and the Dodgers, and
the Cubs beat the Dodgers twenty to one. That's what
I want. I quit watching that game in the first inning, Dude,
(13:23):
that's the bet I want. I don't give a shit
about Ray. I wanted high energy, really high you want, USA, baby,
I know.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
But for some reason, midway in the third quarter, I
started thinking, how cool would it be if Serbia won
this game?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Ben Tearot, Dude, do you imagine the elementary schools across
the country? Basketballs would have been deflated? Bro, Basketball wouldn't
no longer been as popular as it is.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
And the Serbia I mean, there would have been people
flocking to Serbia to learn how to play basketball.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Dude. Kids nowadays would have been going to your local
academy and Dix getting a bunch of soccer balls and fencing.
They ain't playing basketball anymore. That is what's kept basketball
popular in this country.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
That game, it got midway through the first fourth quarter,
and I started like pacing the living room, going, come on, USA,
you gotta get this together, Like what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Like hurry up, like don't worry. MB tried to throw
it away.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Oh, he tried to drill it right out of bound.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Dick for a hands and what was his deal? He
didn't want to play for France? Why were they booing
his ass? Ah?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
He decided to play for the USA.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I'm not sure they would have probably won that championship game.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I don't think so. I don't know. But the championship
that was entertaining too, because Steph Curry, Oh my god,
Like at the end they started turning the ball over
like just blah blah, all of them tripping over their
own dicks, every single one of them.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Oh, I love the game until it got Oh I
had the nineteen. I pushed it to nineteen France, dude,
and it was just a beautiful bat. I mean.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
But Steph Curry's unconscious ability to drain and drain and
drain that was magical to watch. And the one over
Wimby it was the biggest rainbow three I've ever seen
him on damn life.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I get that he made that was that smart?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
No, it was stupid.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
People always so stupid. Point, bro, throw the ball to
your teammate. We're trying to win a gold medal. That's
just being a ball.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I hate to tell you. I feel like that is
a lot of times with Steph Curry, Like some of
them go in and you're like, oh, what a shot.
But I'm talking even when he's played for the Warriors.
Some of the shots he takes are so stupid, they
are so ill advised, and everyone like one in four
of those crazy ones go in and you're like, ah,
Steph Curry's amazing, but deep down you're thinking that was
(15:38):
the dumbest shot ever.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
But yeah, we're the rich kids. We had all the
access to everything, every imagine in basketball. We should have
won that, So we should have won it.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
That's what I'm saying. That's why a little bit I
started to cheer for Serbia a little bit, saying, you
know what, we're supposed to be the baddest. We have
everything basketball, we have, and these guys probably ain't got crap.
I don't know anything about Serbia, couldn't even tell you
give me a map, would have no idea where Serbia
is over in Europe.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
It's in Europe, ish, I mean, it's in that area
by what Czechoslovakia. Where's Czechoslovakia right in there? By Germany
a right in there?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Spencer, France, Switzerland.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
And I thought Switzerland was up by like Norway by England.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
No, because the al Deans were going to go to
Switzerland from Italy, and Italy and Switzerland are touching.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Okay, see didn't.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I don't know anything about over there. But what I'm
saying is that's what I mean. We have everything. We
have these superstars, the best in the world. And you
got guys on Serbian team that have never seen the NBA.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Well, a lot of their team was NBA.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Oh, a couple of them.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah, but I'm just saying, yes, the Bogdanovinch brothers.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yes, and NICOLEI. It was fantastic. It was great.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
That was fun to watch the NBA. But they said
we've won it four years in a row. Now you're
telling me it. When I was eighteen, you're telling me
it team lost, a USA team loss.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah, we got bronze.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
What I thought we'd won it for like one hundred
years straight. You're telling me a NBA team lost as
some fools from out the country, but ours as advanced
as anybody.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yes, ain't that bananas?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Yeah, that's the game of basketball. I mean, when you
go cold shooting shots like Steph with that, Basketball is
a hotter cold game. Football typically is not. Neither's baseball.
If you have a good pitcher, you're gonna win the game.
Usually with basketball, dude, if the shots aren't falling, you
don't score any points. Yeah, and now with foul calls
(17:37):
they let them play over there. But yeah, with file
calls and.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
There was only five fouls I guess in the FEBA
league or whatever FIBA.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Rules they hammer. It was great.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
They're letting them play, letting them foul them. They were
it was getting chipped. And then the game with France, man,
it was getting heated. I missed the beginning. I think
I tuned in midway through.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
It was I doing. It was like middle of the day,
wasn't it was two in the afternoon, right, Oh it
was Saturday. Yeah, Oh I saw that. I saw it.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, But I love Lebron chirping with Brigbanovitci
in the Serbia game. Then he was chirping in the
freaking France game. They were getting each other's face. I
loved it.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Well, yeah, you're in over there in the overcast, you know.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
But everybody's getting each other's face. There's a little huddles
like what what what?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
What?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
What? People pushing people.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I loved it, and it was cool that, like Carmelo
went over there, and then who's Gottie Pippen was pipping
Broke in the dead and Brogdanovic Orbanovic. Every time he
hit a three, he would look at Carmelo and his
Carmel and he would do Carmelo's signal to Carmelo like
eat that U US bitch. And then they said Steph
Curry did the Sleepy Time thing Green because Draymond Green
(18:41):
was in the crowd.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Draymon was there. I mean, it was a fantastic basket.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
We know Draymond's gonna be there. He's gonna do his
podcast live the next day, you know. First then of
course he probably did got in his hotel room and
did his podcast.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
It was just it was highly entertaining it. I loved it.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Got a voice, man, stick a microphone up your ass,
and I loved Tyrese Haliburton didn't do shit. And did
you see his post. Yeah, he's like group Project didn't
do any of the work in a But that's what
he's been explaining to me. As the Curry Durant Lebron thing.
You want to see that for the final time, maybe
there's not enough room for Haliburton.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
There just wasn't room for him. It's it's fine. You
needed him as a backup just in case someone gets hurt.
He wasn't there.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
And also Tatum, suck it, man, you didn't win me
the MVP. Part of one of my parlays. Screw you, buddy,
you don't need to play. Maybe you're not MVP. Bro.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Why the MVP wasn't even there?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Hey? So that why that tells you that Jayden Brown
shouldn't even want Jalen shouldn't even have won the MVP.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
It's because they had too many wings.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
N Dame. Dame was watching the game on the floor.
Dame was in Puerto Rico, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic with
me a summer ago, and he's on a floor watching
the Olympics a year later. My, how the greats have fallen.
He is not as good as anybody on that floor.
He was freaking smacking his trainer in the Dominican Republic
courtyard a year ago.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I know, but he and as good as anybody on
the Olympic team. Dame has dropped off. I mean that's
just my opinion. Now we'll take a break.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Yeah, we got to take a break. We ran out
of stuff to say.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
No, no, I got I got more Olympic talk.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Ray, I'm not getting in the name debate.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
No, we're gonna come back. And baby Box had an
observation that I didn't know how to answer. We'll be
right back. We were watching the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Hey, it's an iHeart guy, I don't know what I
don't that's why don't plug get it in.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
It's the doubles swimming.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
There is his final Olympic mentioned of the show. Guys. No, no, no, dude,
I'm sitting all these clips to corporate. You followed the
corporate line and talked to Olympics.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
No, here's what happened. We were watching the doubles synchronized swimming,
but you and me were watching Yeah, yeah, but only doubles.
It was just two people, all right, and those bathing suits,
I mean are very tight down below right.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
We were watching it together, doing play by play. Oh yeah,
the non perverted version.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I understand that. But I have a six year old
son that we were watching it and they're doing it,
And after about the third set of twos, he goes, Dad, at,
why do the girls have a line from the front to.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
The back, baby mom, get in here?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Like what, he goes, look at their swimsuits. There's a
line that starts at the front and he goes all
the way around to the back.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I have one too, and I'm stops.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I just was like, oh, that's how they're made. And
he says, Dad, is that their penis?
Speaker 2 (21:52):
But he knows what girls and boys are, right, But
he does get in here, baby mom.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
The fact that he is asking me about what the
line is and I don't know how to answer it.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Am I I don't even know if I know that answer.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Though? Uh?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Race? You could see okay, those bathing suits were so
tight you could see everything, right, But I mean, brother,
all right. I just didn't know how to answer to
him and explain to him. Well it was. My wife
was like, I'm gonna go get something to drink.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Baby mom, get in there.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
No, No, she left the room because she was so awkward.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Show and tell time.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Can you explain to him what the line from the
front to the back is and.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Throwing one of your bikinis.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
And then he said, he goes, so does mom have that?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Let me show you. In comparison, the knuckle.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
That was the most awkward like moment I think, I
don't know, maybe not most, but one of the most
awkward moments I've had as a parent.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
That's on the videoographer right you though it's videoing it, guys,
zoom out, you bunch of perverts, or.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Put on some new swimsuits that aren't so tight down
there that my six year old watching a family event
the Olympics is asking me about the line from the
front to the back.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I've seen some of those photos to circulate, not like
I was double heart in them, but you guys, we
don't need that. You don't need to zoom in that far.
You know.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
It was so funny. I mean it was great though.
I mean that was my Olympic experience. It was great.
Didn't watch the women's basketball team they almost lost. Didn't
see it.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Saw they won by one. Thank god. I didn't do
the minus seventeen. It looks like it wasn't eve gonna
be close.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah anything. I didn't watch closing ceremonies. Didn't have time
for that.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
No, dude, we had a bet. We were we at
a parlay. I set up the whole weekend to win
one point five thousand and Baser jinked it on Sunday.
I asked her if I should cash out for four hundred.
She said no, then she jinks itd jinks did jinkst
like five times on Sunday and our tennis guy lost
and we lost one point five thousand.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Oh you wonder how much I lost? Go seven point
one thousand?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
At what? Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Because I heard some guy talking about pick Max guyser
men geyser men to win the PGA Tour event this weekend.
Oh no, you had him, Ray.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
We had him two for fifty dollars, but that pales
in comparison.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
No, no, fifty dollars. When did you bet.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Him Lakes, We're trying to win back our thirty dollars parlay.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Ray.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
No, I know what you're talking going.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I watched the whole damn thing Ray Snowman, Ray Eagle.
I bet I bet one hundred dollars to win seven
point one thousand dollars at the beginning of the tournament.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
How in the hell did you bet on that guy?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Was some guy online? I saw a video clip It
was like talking about how this guy is the up
and comer.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Oh no, And I was like, oh no, you lost
it in the worst way possible. Right. I watched the
whole ray. He was ahead twenty one to seventeen.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
No, head, he was ahead nineteen to seventeen. Oh shut
up and let me tell it. Oh no, how did
you bet him?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Right?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Because some guy on Twitter said this is the up
and comer and he's.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
A little bitch. He wears like warming sleeves.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I don't care what he wears.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Do you know who he is?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I have no idea twenty two.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
He looked like a young bitch. That was bad. Dude,
that was bad.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
It was Sunday afternoon ray, and I look at the
said it. I look at the leaderboard and I'm like,
holy yes, I think that's the guy I bet.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
He was in the lead.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
No, no, I know he was through four holes. And
I was like fighting color commentary. I think that's the
guy I bet on. So I go look it up
and I'm like, holy yes, it is the guy I
bet on.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
So you bet one hundred dollars and the odds were
so crazy seventy to one seven point one thousand.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
And I'm like, huh, let me, I might not have
to go watch that. It's three forty five in the afternoon.
I'm like, i'ma have to get that on the TV,
watching it live, and I'm like, all right, I'm gonna
watch this kids watching YouTube stuff. I'm like, hey, but
let's row on some golf. He's like, nah, Dad, I'm
not feeling good. I'm gonna lay and watch this. I'm like,
it's the Olympics. Yeah, Bud, you sure you don't want
(26:41):
to turn this off. He's like, no, I'm kind of
watching this.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Dad. I'm like, I'm getting you an iPad for Christmas. Nope,
because then you can watch your crap while he's watching
Blue Clues.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
So I went to the toy room.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I'm in here playing with toys.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
And I was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna go in
here and clean up the toy room.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
He's in there for three hours.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
And I turned on the golf.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
You see the replay of the Bud Like commercial where
the dad goes, I'm gonna go upstairs fix the roof,
and he goes upstairs. He's drinking beers on the roof.
The next door neighbor. Yep, I said I was gonna
fix the shingles, and he's drinking beer. And then the
guy three houses down, says no, I'm literally fixing the roof,
and he falls through his roof. It's how dads make
everything up so they can go drink.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
That's funny. Never seen that commercial, but that is great.
So I'm like, all right, I'm gonna go in there
and i'm gonna turn it on. And here comes a
two year old dad were watched Baby bum starts crying.
I'm like, no, no, we're watching this like you can
go somewhere else. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
It's been pre emptied by golf coverage.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
So then I got out this little toy, Damn jim nance.
It's like a I don't know, it's like a whale
and it has these little spinny like discs that you
step on it and they shoot in the air, and
the kid tries to catch it with the net, and
I was like, hey, Granny and Grandpa got it for
him for Christmas. I was like, you want to catch
the things in the yeah? Yeah, So we were playing
catch the discs the net and I was watching the
(28:02):
golf while I was doing that, so I occupied him.
He got off Baby Bump. My wife sees me and
they're like, wow, it's really looking good here in the
toy room.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I'm like, thanks, Oh, I thought she was referring to
about the golf because that's Jinks. Nope, that would be
the jinx heard around the world, like baser, Oh, so
did you win your tennis bet?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Now, Jakes, it's he's up. He's at negative nineteen. The
other guy's at minus seventeen, and I'm like, all right,
And he hits one and it's like eighty four yards
to the hole. Off his drive, spun it like a motherfucker,
and I'm like okay, and he steps up. He hits
it and he starts running to see it. The hill's
(28:42):
blocking the net, the flag, the flag, and he runs
and it rolls, rolls, and I mean, I don't even
mean to I say, get in out loud.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Well, that just outed you that you're not playing with
the kids, and.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
It goes in them. Oh my god, he's.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Spunning good so perfectly, and it tricked in. I've never
seen somebody get an eagle that beautifully.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
And I've never had somebody get an eagle like that
that I was currently betting on. It was a great feeling.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
He goes up. He's now up four with like five
holes to go. I'm like, oh my god, I'm about
to win seven point one thousand dollars and I'm i
am pacing. I Am like, holy yes.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
But what you didn't have in your favorites these guys
because of the rain that thirty nine holes, they played
seventy two holes in like seven minutes. It was there,
they were. The course was so beat to shit. They
were allowed to mark their ball and move like a
foot dude. They all were putting teas all over the
green because nobody had a clean piece of grass to
hit off of.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
He made it, and I'm just like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
At that point, did you think he won seven grand?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
I thought I won seven thousand dollars because I said, man,
there's five holes to go. He just has to play
par golf. He can bogey three holes and we're still
gonna win.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
And at that point that you thought, man, I'm just
won seven thousand. I thought golf betting is the easiest
thing ever. I saw. He was in the lead, he
was even money. I bet him, We're about to win it.
I might be the greatest golf better of all time.
So I had that thought where you were having your thought.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
I mean, I did some bis pumps as I paced
back and forth.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Beazer was taking a nap. So when he ego, I go,
I mean, that's the biggest lock ever. When he eagled that,
it's oh, it's game over.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Game over, it's over. And he goes to the next team,
and I'm like, all right, here we go, and he
hits it so far right.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
And mind you the dumb ass camera guys who are
gonna be the bane of my existence. They didn't even
show the drive. All we see is a shot of
his taint. Thanks for the taint cam, which right, the bargo.
They didn't show the ball, so then you.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Just right then they zoom and I watch it right
off the cart.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Paths cart path and air it just about kill the
cop on a bike.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Oh my god, almost noted the cop right off the bicycle.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
And he got Donnie Pepper, she goes, I know it
over there. I'm telling you right now, it's a hazard.
That's gonna be a hazard. This is not good. Oh no, Jim,
this is not good. Jim, this is not good. And
I'm like, Tony, how bad is it?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
How bad is it? Donna? Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
It was bad?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
And then Jim, I don't even know if a dance
would just play with me, I don't Jim. Jim comes in,
he may lose his entire lead on this hole.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
I'm like, oh no, it's not bad, Jim, it's not bad.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Jim goes, all right, you know, he's got to hope.
He's gonna get out here with a six. He's gonna,
you know. And then he hits another drive in the
thick ass rough and they're like, and he goes, oh, man,
now we're looking at a seven here. We're we're looking
at a possible seven on this hole. Guys under he
just eagled. This is you know. And I'm like, all right, cool,
just chip it back out into the fairway, right, chip
it back out in the fairway, hit it on the green,
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let's get the hell out of here. Instead, what does
he do.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
He chips it from it rough to rough.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Oh my gosh, and.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Jim, oh, that is just something you can't do, go
from rough to rough. Well, no shit, Jem, he didn't
mean to do that. We all do that on the muni.
He just got a little too much of it.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
They were like, that's that's that's an air that that's
you can't do that that's unforced, and that is just unacceptable.
And I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
At this point, you are fully puckered and on the
edge of your seat. You didn't need the whole thing
when you only need the edge.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
No, I'm already like vomiting in my Like I'm already
starting to vomit.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Play with the discs by yourself box.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
That's when my four year old comes in and goes
that can we play hockey? Fuck no, I don't know
where the puck is, man, I lost it.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
And he's like hitching the eye again with it.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
And he goes, Dad, help me find out. Say yea, yeah,
I'll look. You just look at those baskets over there.
There's probably over there.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
I took the bucket, shoved it so far into a
book you're never gonna find it.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
So then out of the second roff he hits it
and doesn't even make it to the green, and I'm like,
you have got the beginning, and so he quadruple bogies
and we are now tied it minus seventeen minus seventeen.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
He got a snowman. He was up by four, hit
a snowman, quadruple bogies. It is now a tie game
after a lock win yees.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
So now we're going to number fifteen. We're going to
fifteen tide and I'm like, all right, here we go.
And he puts it in the fairway. I'm like, that's
how you respond, that's how you respond of a quadruple bogie.
Sticks it on the green, and I'm like, this is
my dude, this is my dude. Big Nuts is not worried. Birdie, baam,
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let's go. We're up one, three holes to go. This
is what we have to do. Next hole, par three.
Puts it on the green, puts it, oh within three
feet per Birdie. That's all right, he'll tap in for
his par oh list it.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
And all of a sudden from the heavens come a
lid and it goes over the hole because he proceeded
to all go around the hole totally not even come
close to it. And then he's got another gimme.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Hits the hole, it does a circle around it and
goes out.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
He can't buy a cup shot. I am gonna fly
to Greensboro, North Dakota and punch this guy in his dick.
And I only had fifty dollars on it. I mean,
there was something from the heavens that just glazed over
the hole. Dude, like I've only seen it local Muni's.
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This guy could not put it in the cup. Ray
I was fully fuckered.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
So and I's down one because he double bogie from
three feet four. He had three putts from three feet yes,
And I just was like, you have got You've got
to be kidding me. You have got to be kidding me.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
And then you get and then you go to eighteen
and they only hope is the ry not to get
a birdie.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
And he sticks it within five feet, taps it in
for birdie. Game over. And I just, I mean, I
sat there and my wife's like, dinner's ready, dinner's ready.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
I've got it. My food poisoning from golf.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I'm like, are you I'm coming. She goes, are you okay?
It's like yes, try not to let her know why
I'm angry.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
I'm vomiting. Uh. Something was in the spaghetti.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
We didn't hurt spaghetti.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Then something earlier the salad we didn't hit. Son, I'm
sick from Betty. I'm sick from BETTYGG.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
And I just sat there and I was like, you
gotta be giving me Dad, do.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
You know where my little hockey puck is? No, son,
not no, oh no, what he needs a minute?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
No, we did play a little hockey. We played a
little hockey.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
I was that game lifeless and pucker.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
No, it was puckered. And this was all while he
was on sixteen. Like when he got into the green,
I stopped the hockey game to watch him four putt.
And I will give you some tips of advice. If
you're gonna play hockey with your kids, wear shoes because
they step on your feet. And that puck hits your toes.
I don't care how old they are. When it hits
your toes, it hurts like hell, it hurts.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
So you had a butt shot, a nut shot, and
then a toe shot. The butt shot was figurative from
the golf.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Dude, I have never been so depression in my life.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Dude, I can't believe he could have won seven K.
That's insane. I was like, oh my god, see I
as a gambler when he when the cup got figuratively
put on the hole, I was like, oh, this BET's lost.
I knew it was lost, and it made me feel
better at the very end.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
No, it made me feel better.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Well, no, no, no, because Rye was always gonna birdy that
it would have went tied. The best he could have done.
Say he didn't that second glaze over on the missed putt.
If he would have made that crap, it would have
been tied. They'd have went to extras. He would have
still lost.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
No, because they would have slept on it. They wouldn't
have played that day that he would have tied, or
think about it. He was gonna win that.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
No, But just to make you feel better, I'm telling
you that dead series. This guy was fed up in
the head. Grayson. I don't know how old he is.
He needs to see a counselor needs to call better
help because for whatever reason he had the yips. The
golf is not is not in his veins at the moment. Guys.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
No, he piped it down the middle on eighteen. He
piped it down the fairway.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
It was weird. But when he got that, oh, I
really think the same thing went through hit at his head,
that went through mind when he got the snowman. Dude,
when I said golf is the easiest thing ever, I
think he said the same thing, like, oh my gosh,
I'm up four after that eagle golf is the easiest
for ever, and then he's snowmanned. Never say something's easy.
Always keep trucking, guys. But then he would have lost.
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He would have lost in overtime. You would have still lost.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
No, I don't think. I mean, I don't care. I
should have won that, damn bet I should have.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
I mean it was always shaky. I always knew Rye.
I was like, I should do a backup bet on Rye,
and I was like, Nah, screw it. I don't feel
like pillaging any more money out, dude.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
I mean, just so you know, his name is Max Graserman.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
You go right. I mean I trusted you. I don't
you have friends. You have to prove it. Windham Championship
one twins seven thousand. Oh you had the cash out option?
Was that ever then you were gonna hit? No?
Speaker 1 (38:01):
No, it wasn't never available. It was always suspended.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Because if it was at four, I'm gonna kill you.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
If it ever gives me a cash out in the thousands,
I am cashing that out. I won't even watch the
end of the event. I will love my life offer
it to me. I dare you, ah man, that hurts.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah, oh my god, we'll r back.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Hold. I didn't even think we were gonna talk about
that golf. I was just gonna let it fade off
into the sunset. I had no idea that personal story
was comy. He goes snowman. I don't even go snowman
in our local MUNI. Dude, that ball was so lost
in the woods. Dottie goes and you know what, Mark,
you know what, Ernie, I don't even know. He's never
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gonna find that thing. And then he got lucky that
Kutcher found his ball or he would have had another stroke.
He couldn't even find his ball. The competitor pointed it out,
and you only have like two minutes to find it. Dude,
he could have had a ten. Maybe that was the
next hole he could have. It was the same home
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had a fifteen on that fucking thing. Dude. That was
a crazy day, golf man.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Who knew watching a bunch of nobodies could be so exciting?
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Yeah, it always is when you have money on it.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
I mean, who knew that moment in my life could
be so intense.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
The only thing that would have been better, though, is
if Jim Nantz would have had you with one of
those Well this is really not that popular of an
event with a lot of the big names out of
this one, Johnny. But you know what, Johnny, to those
at home, they'd have a couple dollars on this. I
think they're tuned in pretty closely here. Now you go
to eighteen, Rye with the drive, No, he kind of
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hit me in the nuts.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Also on eighteen, when Rye's about to putt for Birdie,
they showed like the like the lines like where they
were like up, three down, one up, and he goes, look,
it looks like a lot like the stock market looked
this week, you know everybody. And I'm like, okay. He goes,
I lost in the market too. This this one's over,
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but there'll be more next week. And I'm like, okay,
all right, thanks man, thanks for that.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Nobody's like telling him that he won, guys, Somebody tell
him that he won. He learned ry learned that he
won when he was walking across the catwalk to a
little shack to sign his card. That's why golf is
so stupid. That's why golf is so just stand out
there and didn't celebrate his first ever win. He's celebrating
in a shack with some random person.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Exactly like, come on, come on, I quit watch and
then I mean Matt Kocher to see what he did?
He quit playing? He did, He hit his drive on eighteen,
said I'm not going to finish this all finished in
the morning. Really, yeah, so he finished today. He finished
this morning with a par What a dumb ass, he said.
He was doing it for that guy. He was like,
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we should have been like, he goes, you saw what
happened on sixteen.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
He goes.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
The reason he missed those putts. It was too dark,
he goes. We shouldn't have been playing. He goes, they
should have blown the horn. We should have been off
that golf course. There's no way he should have lost
that tournament. I was doing that, showing him as a
young golfer, like, hey, like, if you or not, if
it's too dark for you to play, don't play, Like
you shouldn't have played. Oh he didn't have to play.
I guess not.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Oh the plot has just gotten deeper. What was he doing?
Speaker 1 (41:18):
I don't know. And we're supposed to draw names for
this fantasy league today, but it ain't happening today. We'll
do it on Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Yeah, as much as I wanted to come in here
and say how much of a clusterfuck it is, dude,
you did a great job. I think it was all
organized and you got all the names in one.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
I mean, be Hans really is the mastermind behind doing
that document. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
It's a hell of a mastermind thing. It's just a
wheel that spins. No.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
No, but I don't know how to do I wouldn't
know how to do it. So I got to shout
out be Hands. He's the one that set it up.
And I know we want to do it today. But
that the gut punch that the Olympics, the gut punch
I took yesterday. I just I wasn't prepared to do it.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
There's some dude on the Facebook too. It kind of
made me feel bad about the whole fantasy football thing.
He said I sent one hundred dollars, and then he goes,
I sent another twenty five dollars in he actually he's
already paying no for some other league.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
It's not our league. Oh, he ain't talking about me.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
I thought he had sent it to us. Let me see,
I don't think so your pocketing cats. Well there was
someone that said, well, how do we get picked? I'm like,
have you never listened to the pod? We do a
drawing and you guys know this is this is what
you said. Two hundred dollars a person. Yeah, that's the
highest it's ever been.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
It was the same last year.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
It was. Yes, dude, I got short term memory.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Laws. Man, Yeah, because we started paying out because it
was and we made it higher, thinking if it's two
hundred dollars, people will will set their lineup one hundred dollars.
Are like, ah, you know what I mean, if I
lose my money whatever. This way, we pay weekly high
point in every division, so you have incentive to play
to sort of try to win some of your money back.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
And I get now that kids just don't give a
shit about anything. I texted boom Er, I said, hey, man,
just totally kidding. I go, Justin's gonna probably pick the
team with me this year. You didn't show a lot
of emotion and passion last year. Just have y and
he goes okay, And then I thought I'd get him
with this one. I said, Hey, me and Baser, your
aunt in law, your aunt, me and her uncle aunt.
(43:08):
We have decided that if you don't run a set
amount of miles per week. I track him on this app,
so you have to run a certain amount of miles.
I said, we'll totally cut off your YouTube TV so
you're not gonna able to watch enough football because we
paid four hundred for the package. Super expensive. No idea
was that expensive. And so I text him that, hey, man,
you might not be able to watch football if you
don't run, and he goes, Okay, kids nowadays, dude just
(43:31):
don't care.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
There's none Why does he need to run a certain
amount of.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Miles keep him in shape? What about shooting a certain
amount of basket Because I text him, I go, hey,
you're gonna have to mow the yard for Mimi and
Papa so you can make money and pay us. He
hasn't mowed the yard once. Perfect, I'll change that to running.
Now you're gonna have to run to keep cable. He
doesn't care about that, so I guess we'll just cut
cable and he's just gonna watch a black screen. But
kids don't care nowadays, So he's gonna watch a black screen.
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He's not gonna be playing fantasy football, and his afternoons
just got boring. His hell. But his response, Okay, so
you got me, man.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
That's tough.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Man.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Yeah, I'm not at that level yet. I'm playing hockey.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Ray, I'll find the puck, kid.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
I mean, the puck was right there the whole time.
But I stalled for thirty minutes trying to watch that golf.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Dad. You don't catch the five old dad?
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Oh man, I was. I still. I'm not over it.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
That hurts, dude. I did not know that was coming. Man.
I feel your pain. Yeah, that's one of those where
the next day, man, you take one hundred dollars and
just bet it on like water polo at two pm. No, no, y,
that was last night.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
No no, I didn't know. I sat down. Here's what's funny.
So then we get to the kids to bed. We
getting into bed till late, like nine to fifteen late.
So I was like, okay, and we'll watch Big Brother.
We'll watch the Sunday episode. My wife already knows what
happened because she watches the live feed, so she knows everything.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
I bashed Big Brother, phenomenal season.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
We'll take a break and be right back.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
You need to finish your sentence.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Well, we sat down to watch it. You know, and
you say it's it's been a phenomenal season, right.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
But you're talking about betting finished that one.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Yes, But it was nine fifteen, nine thirty and the
kids are in bed, and I'm like, all right, let's
sit down and watch Big Brother. My wife already knows
who everything that's happened, so she is excited about the episode,
but not as excited. I'm like, I'm only a I
watched on TV. That's it. I don't listen to anything else.
Sit down to watch it and it's like, the golf
just keeps kicking me in the nuts because the golf
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ran over.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Honey, I'm gonna sleep on the cat.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
No, no, no, the golf took so long and it
ran over, and I lost my seven K that I
didn't even it didn't get recorded because sixty minutes was
still going on.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Dude, dude, honey, I got Big Brother recorded to come
in here you go and hit play. There's a replayer.
You're guy getting the snowman.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
No, no, no, nope. Let me tell you what this
song is. The start of the recording was Aaron Rye
from Bertie and he makes it and I was just like,
I am done. I'm going to bed. I don't care, honey,
I got it on Big Brother. But it's some guy
his golf balls in the woods.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
Jim Nantz just said he may get a snowman on
this hole.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
She's like, wait the golfer mean, don't you want to
watch it? No, honey, I don't.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Oh look at this. Hey, how cute. They said it's
his first win. You want to come see this.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
No, I don't get a damn. I want it to
mean Max's first win, not Aaron.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
All right, yeah. Oh they're doing one of the confessionals
with one of the guys. I'm big brother. Oh no, no,
that's this Grayson guy. Do you want to see this?
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Oh, it looks like he got voted out of the house.
He's crying. Oh no, it's he lost out on his
first ever win.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
They said he was up four strokes and then lost,
one of the first times that's ever happened after an eagle.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
But the one thing I was glad is that when
he hit his ball over like off the cart path
into the the out of the mounds, he still went
over and got it. I know, Like why dude, Like,
why just do I need to watch you walk to
where my money is slowly fading away, and you're going
to grab that.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
I digress and then Jim Nance adds insult to injury.
He almost hit that police officer. Nance, shut up, dude.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Then they started showing replays of people they hit hold
on ones. Then they all started going around the broadcast. So, Jim,
how many hole on ones do you have in your life? Too?
But the last one was nineteen eighty eight. I'm due
for one, Dottie. How about you?
Speaker 3 (47:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (47:38):
I got seventeen?
Speaker 2 (47:39):
What the dotty did? Dotty? Did you see that if
that officer hadn't have been at that trajectory, it would
have hit him and had Nance Okay it didn't can
hit him, dude, Yeah, I mean it was rob Dotty.
If that would have hit him, that would have been
almost worse than Scottie Scheffler's issue with the police.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Assault and battery on a peace office.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
So now he's going to jail that.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
Well, that had been he that had been two PGA
Tour players getting rested in one year. What are you
on the PGA Tour? Does that mean he'll go on
to win gold at the next Olympics because Scotti shirt did.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
There were definitely no names in that tournament. Not an amateur.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
Oh yeah, he did pretty good. Huh they boggy last
two holes, but uh. And then Saturday night, what do
we do? We went over to the neighbor's house to
celebrate surviving our first week of kindergarten, and they had
made some food and we had some drinks, had the
margarita machine, and then we roasted somemores over a fire
out in the backyard. Good Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Man, Uh were you gonna? Uh? How was your week? Lunch?
Hung up wet Road.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
I have some great stories from the Stapleton concert, though,
have just no wait for Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
And then I wanted to ask you about Big Brother.
Though it's a good season.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
So far, really good. I've enjoyed it. I like the
bravado of the one guy. Yeah, I didn't the the
last week's eviction. I felt like there was so much
hype for it and then it kind of turned out
lame correct, Like there was all this drama and then
it was just like they went with the easy target.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Right right. I think Big Brother is that the reason
they did. Now three people get nambs so that the
votes always don't.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
I think that is the best twist they've done in
a long time, because I started watching it, and every
time it's a unanimous vote, unanimous vote, and everybody in
the house knows who's going home before they even vote,
Like it's like, oh, there's no it's lame. They don't
there's no surprises this time. You don't even know who's
on the block until thirty seconds before it's starting to vote.
And then why does no one say, hey, let's go talk. Hey,
(49:47):
are you guys gonna vote for me? Don't vote for me? Hey,
help me out? No, no, no, you know, everybody just oh,
you know, gives hugs like I'm just happy to be here.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
And the same stuff that it pissed me off about
this show that just get old. And the same stuff
that gets old from the Big Show is the same
stuff on Big Brother. It gets old. Guys, you don't
need to tell Julie every time she looks you look beautiful,
you look ravish, and Julie that's been a tradition, you
always tell her how beautiful she looks. It now comes
across as like sarcastic, and it's like, what is she
not beautiful? And then she'll like say it back to
the ladies. And sometimes it's a lady that really is unkempt.
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It's like you didn't need to repeat it back to her, Julie,
she really didn't look great. And then also all the
people in the little hallway, they always do high fives,
even if they hate each other. That's a weird little tradition.
Then the votes, how they always align and they usually
end up ten to zero or ten to one. Guys,
you can vote against the house, it doesn't matter. That
should have never been a thing in the first place.
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Stuff like that just drives me crazy.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Yeah, I agree with you, all right, Happy Monday. I
got some good stories about my night out. And we
don't need to say blood on your hands. Everybody always
uses that reference. Guys, you can just say stuff without
blood in your hands. I think that's it over to you.
And these alliances named the name, do the producers give
(50:57):
them those names? How does that work?
Speaker 2 (50:58):
No, they can always just come up with their alliance.
But it started with the coolest name in the history
of a Big Brother was Will Kirby and Mike Boogie
and Shannon whatever. Her last name was chill Town because
they were in a cold part of the house, so
they named their place chill Town, the dopest alliance in
the history of it. Then there was one that was
like the Brigade. Then there was one that was like
s Sit. There was other ones. Now they've been doing
names for twenty years. Maybe it just needs to be
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an unnamed alliance. You know what I'm saying. You don't
need to say whatever it's called. Like, guys, we're the pieces,
the Peacemakers. I don't know, Like guys, the names were
amazing back in the day. It's the Brigade, the secrecy,
the cookout. I mean, come on, guys, if you don't
got a great name, you don't just got to force it. Hey,
we should be the sixth person. Oh. The six finger
(51:44):
plan from back in the day was insane where if
you had a majority of the house there wasn't a
veto or something like that, or there was a veto.
If you had a majority of the house, you could
just evict somebody without that person even getting to save themselves.
And it was called the six finger Plan. One of
the biggest Nikomas. You gotta just google six finger Plany Nikoma.
(52:06):
She's like one of the geniuses. She goes, hey, we
can scam this, so this person thinks that we just
didn't know. So the person didn't get nominated and they're like,
oh my gosh, I'm golden. So then they didn't play
in the veto and somebody else won the veto took
themselves down and they nominated that person and he didn't
even get to defend himself, and he was so dumb.
I think it was jas Jason's like at the very end,
(52:26):
he's like, oh shit, they had this planned all along.
I didn't even get to defend myself and he got
evicted and they called it six finger plan.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
That's really funny. Oh man. So guys, I know you
wanted to hear your name called today. You were excited,
like you were gonna have dreams come true. But since
my dreams were crushed yesterday, I was not I was
not in the mood today to come in here and
make dreams come true. I just wanted to get through it.
I'm gonna try to recover. I don't know if I'm
gonna ever gonna bounce back, but we'll see on Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
Right, you know where you can bounce back? Where Evansville.
I've been wanting to go. I've been wanting to go back.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
That's a long drive.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
Man. Hey, I've been fiending thinking about that bubble craps.
That four hundred could have been fifteen hundred. It was
way too easy. I've been thinking about Evansville, been thinking
about that girl.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Hey, you know what they say about gambling. It's never
that easy. And I found out yesterday. You know how
piss people are gonna be that we didn't do the
drawing today.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
But that's just like when's the draft? Though.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
You get to set your draft whenever.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
You want, No, but I mean, when are we thinking
about doing it?
Speaker 1 (53:31):
I'm doing mine on the Tuesday before the regular season starts,
so two days before the first game, I will be
doing the draft. Okay, in my division.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
Saturday night, Titans look good, didn't they? I mean the
Niners had Oh.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Brother told me, hey, it looks like the Bears are
gonna be really exciting. They scored thirty something points and
that we did. Who'd we play? He goes against the Bills.
Speaker 2 (53:54):
Didn't know, dude, Titans. I think Titans thought it was
regular season. We had Ridley out there, we had leave us,
we had spears out there. Go get them boys.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
Yeah, I heard Kayleb Williams playing I didn't see an
highlights though, I was too busy in the Olympics. Yeah,
asked deep in the Olympics. Did you guys catch the
Olympics over on NBC or did you listen to them
on iHeartRadio Company. Man oh man, I'm hurting
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