August 14, 2024 • 50 mins
In this episode Ray suffers from second hand cringe from Lunchbox's showdown with a Karen at the Chris Stapleton concert. How would you have handled the situation if it was you? Lunchbox had a waiter who thought he was straight out of a mafia movie and tried all the used car salesmen tactics to sell the lobster. Plus all the bosses have the best lives with no time for work.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I just put a sweatshirt on
because it's so damn coldness right now.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hey, it's cold as ice. It's cold as ass in here.
I don't know, man, I don't know how to work
the thermostat. I hope when we go to our new
building they actually have thermostats that work and we can
control them, because it's miserable.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Here's the crazy thing. At my house. I go up
to it, I hit a but this even happened at
my apartment. I go up to it, I hit a button,
and within two minutes of me pressing that button, it
turns the room to the exact temperature that I requested
this room.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You said you knew how to work it though, No, No,
I've changed it before, but I don't know if it
really changes it. And I don't know who comes in
here and changes it back down, like who makes it
cold again?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Because before you got in here, it was i'd say
seventy four ish. Now our podcast starts, it's easily sixty
five in here, easily, And that's why I said, fuck it,
I'm going to get in a sweatshirt. I'm not shivering
the whole podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I have my hands in like my hoodie, like the
little pouch where the kangaroo would be. You know what
I mean. I got him in my hoodie pouch because
it's so cold. Can't have my hands out. I like
to talk with my hands. Hands are in the hoodie.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
But by the end of our podcast, it'll be blazing hot.
It'll be eighty degrees and I start sweating.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
That also might be because we start moving, we start
getting animated, we start getting into the podcast, or the
thermostat just works then. I don't know, but Clay and
Buck got this thing all screwed up. Clay and Buck
great guys, great cubicle partners. I wish i'd asked your
kid when he was in here, baby box.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Not Babybox. I wish I would have asked him, Hey,
what was it like seeing Clay and Buck in the
wild that one time when you guys were getting milkshakes?
He did see Clay, Travis and your dad yelled across
the room, he said, thanks for letting us share the studio.
Was he able to make the connection that that's the
guy that comes into this room that he came into
that one day.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
He probably wouldn't understand because he probably when we were
getting milkshakes, and I did yell at Clay Travis twice
across the restaurant. I don't think he understood what I
was doing.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
And guys, let me know on this, it's just a
little bit of housekeeping, dusting, vacuuming, doing the laundry, doing
the it. Riddle me this. When I boost the volume,
are you noticing the difference in your f one fifties
and your trucks and your tractors on whatever app you're
using at whether it's Apple, Spotify, iHeart, all the above.
(02:14):
Are you noticing the boost where you're able to hear
our voices? Does it sound better? Because if not, then
I'm just gonna scrap it because I told you guys,
it's been a little bit painstaking where it takes me
an additional ten to fifteen minutes on top of an
already heavy twelve hour day. Not complain and just saying.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I don't understand what you're boosting it. When I look
at that screen right there, it looks normal.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
So what I'm thinking is I'm thinking the transition from
when you load it to whatever platform it's sending them
to what we ours is called media fox, right, I
don't know I don't even know if we really say
what it is because I don't know what it is.
But I believe maybe that transition dumbs down the audio
and is what's making it really low. But why when
I listen to other podcasts is it good? So I thought,
(02:56):
maybe if I just individually go in boost it did
radio boost? You guys hated it. You said it sounded
it did. It sounded just too produced. It was a
weird sound where it just boosts it all. It levels
it out and boosts it up. Not to get too
much in the weeds, but this one, I individually go
in and boost for a good fifteen minutes. You leave,
I stay for two hours and boost it all. That
(03:18):
to say, if it doesn't make a damn difference, I
ain't gonna damn waste two hours of my time, So
damn tell me. So today will be boosted because I
don't give a damn Everything is gonna be boosted until
you tell me it's pointless. But nobody will ever tell
me because you guys don't comment, you don't.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Reach with shit well they need.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You don't get on Facebook, you don't get it. Nobody's
on X anymore. I don't know who you guys are telling.
Nobody communicates with anybody. Tell me if you give a
shit otherwise, I'm not gonna waste my time in boosting it.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
You need to give them an example of what podcast
they can go back to and compare, because if they're.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Just back a month ago, go back to Lunchbox predicts
the future. I don't know, one in July, one in June.
That's the difference. If if you're hearing it, man, it's girthy.
There's some dick to that audio. Then tell me that.
Damn it. You guys don't respond. Your marriages all suck
because you don't communicate.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Let me check the email. Maybe when they email us.
We are the sore losers at gmail dot com. No, none, none,
So let's start it. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Oh it's freezing, it's been started.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh no, you haven't done it. Arnold you ready?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
No, he's not here, Oh he's here. Oh we just
came in the door. Don't ever said that next to
the mic. That'll get us fined. If we're on the
big show, you always got to prepare like it's a
big show. Come on, man, is there a famous quote?
I was gonna start every show with a famous.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You haven't looked any up.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Has there been one in the news that you've heard.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I haven't looked. I haven't been paying attention. Oh there
was this one. There was this like I don't know.
It was a video I saw. I don't know. It
must have happened yesterday. It was some girl and she said,
do on it, Arnold, you.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Want to do that one?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Eh, spit on that thing?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Good one man, that was funny, original content. We're gonna
do a live Arnold, get in here and do with me.
We oh the one? Two hoy sous?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
What up? Everybody? I am what whoa?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
What up?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
You it says that I'm from the north. I'm in
Alpha male. I live on the north side of Nashville
with baser white picket fence in the country. She was
a Broadway girl, took her north. She was willing. I
was married to her. But I've been saying the guys
there have two hundred acres. My mistake, it's two thousand.
So they all have two thousand acres. We have two
point two acres. We will not sell. We will not sell.
(05:47):
Coach over to you. Man.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Man, I'm gonna tell you what. It's been five days
and I'm still fired up. I'm still a little frustrated.
I'm still a little angry, and I need to talk
about my Friday night. I went to see Chris Stapleton.
And let me start this off by saying, if you
have the chance to go see Chris Stapleton, the dude
can sing. It's phenomenal. It's incredible. He's not jumping around,
there's not fire, there's not all that. It's just him
(06:09):
up there singing. He doesn't say much, and he'll tell
you he goes, you know. I mean, I just really
appreciate you guys coming out. That's probably gonna be the
most I talked tonight. Usually I'll just say next song
and we'll go to the next song. Thank you guys
for being here. And that was it. Like there was
no talking in between songs. There wasn't storytelling, nothing like
that entertainer of the Year now. No, No, his voice
(06:31):
is entertaining. Not that I am worried about. Oh I
got it. Just let's see, let's see.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Oh ray, it's the gate to my moat to the castle. No, anyway, yes,
saw yourself in. The wife and I are going to
the concert and a neighbor couple. They have tickets.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
They're not in the same section, they're not by each other,
but they had been talking about how they were going
to Stapleton. So we're like, would you like to go
to dinner beforehand? They're like, yeah, let's go to dinner.
And the said woman is pregnant, so she's the d
D designated driver.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Fun. Oh no, actually that's bonus round.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Bonus round. Perfect. So we go to a restaurant. This
guy he works in a building down town, so it's
free parking.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Smart.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
So we park, walk into a restaurant and we're standing
there at the host of stand right, Oh you know,
where's four of us? Can we get a table?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Who are you? Oh? I'm an employee at the company,
not here at a party.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
The lady is like, oh, yeah, right this way, and
there's another guy standing there in a suit, and he's like,
I am shocked she's able to seek you tonight.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Tag team. They try to make the place seem more
exclusive than it is.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Exactly what I felt. I said it to my wife.
I go, this dude acting like this place is jam packed,
and so we are just lucky to get a table.
We should feel honored.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Table on a Friday night. You guys are lucky, lucky, lucky, cool, cool, cool, thanks, thanks, thanks.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
And I said, oh, I told him. I said, oh,
really goes, especially this time after six o'clock. That's a miracle.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, we know people half off.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I'm like, okay, cool. So we go sit down. The
guy puts the menus. There, here's a drink menu.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
May I have a Pellegrino.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Nope, don't drink that. I don't like the carbonation. I'm
not good at like the what is that that? The Lacroix.
I don't drink that crowd. There's that one.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
There's now the Clear Canadian remember from back when we
were kids. There's another one called spindle Spindiff, spindiff, splendif
one of us something like that.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Uh don't get it. I don't understand it anyway. Stevia, Stevia,
that might be it. Yeah, and it comes in a can.
My wife drinks it. I don't really understand it. It's
just bubbly and I don't get it. So anyway, we
ordered drinks.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
It makes me cough.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
We ordered drinks and we're sitting there and comes up,
you guys got any questions about the menu And we're like, no,
looks pretty good does And he goes, oh, but I
haven't even told you about the things I'm hiding off
that menu. I'm like, here we go. And the one lady,
the one ladies, was like, oh, do you have specials?
That's what I'm talking about. He goes, but I will
(09:05):
just say that we cracked a couple of tails in
the back, so we do have some lobster if you
would like to go with the lobster. What I like
to do is I, you know, we have a couple
of tails we cracked. We can put some lobster with
that pork loin or the the roast beef or the
you know. He's like, it can go as a perfect side,
or you can do it is the main thing. And
he goes and looks at his watch, looks around, looks
(09:27):
side to side. He goes, it's early enough. I probably
have a few left.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Well, I've narrowed down all the fast food places. Where
the hell did you go?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
No, My whole thing is, well, he may it's early enough.
We may have a few left. You have plenty. You
don't have a few. It's not like it's here. He's
trying to sell you into rushing to order this because
oh it's a limited item. If I hurry and get
the order in, I should be able to save you
one of those tails. Then the way he says it
is yeah, I mean it's not advertised, but we did
(09:59):
crack a couple tail, so we do have a little
bit of lobster back there. You tell that to every table.
You're not acting. He's trying to act like it's a secret,
and he's only telling our table. Oh so you got
to crack a lac of hey, and he's looking side
to side.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
What an old school salesman. I love it. Snake oil salesman.
One oh one, we need more of that in America.
That guy did the old fake on the menu trick.
I got a couple out back.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Hey, I'll tell you this.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Oh, I'll be slip you at twenty.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Hey, hey, hey, you see this twenties that you got
any extra lobster back there? Well, what do you know?
We did crack some tails tonight.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
What do you have to say? You give me some
fourteen fifty two. If I slip you this too.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I mean I just lobbed. The way he looks around
to make sure no one's looking, no one's listening. He goes,
I'll tell you this. We did crack a couple tails
back there, and I'm like, shut up.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
What are we at the Port Massachusetts? Hey got another
lobstery pacha car.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
It was like we flew it in from Maine. And
the way he looks at his watch.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I will tell him though, the flying in is actual
real shit because the place we went to at J.
Dubb they said that they fled in every morning. That's
how you know it's fresh.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I get it, that's fine, let me know you fly in.
But the fact that he says, well.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Was it was it first? Was it was the Southwest?
Was it a was.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
It business select?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Did they have a seating number?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
So? And the fact that he moves up his sleeve
to even look at his watch and go yeah, And
he before he says he looks back, left, right back.
Levty goes, I think it's early enough that we'll have
a few left if that's what you want.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Dude, that is a salesman after my own heart. Supply
demand create unnecessary urgency. That is, sales.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Create the hysteria, create the feeling of I am about
to miss on something amazing.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Did you hit him with? Well? Should I buy it now?
Holy shit?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Well do you have your pit? Can you right?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Run? Run?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I'll take the lobster.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Okay, I'm gotta slide you my napkin. It has underneath
written what I would like. Hey, hey, play along with them.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Hey man, I get the lobster man and he's like,
you want the say it out loud? I don't want
other people to hear you.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Look around, I don't see your boss. So hey, come here,
Pulley over here, real quick.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Frankie, Hey, Frankie, Frankie, Hey man, I'll take the lobster. Okay,
what about for you, ma'am? No, sir, Frankie, you just
said you might have a few left. You don't have
time to take their order. Go put my order in
and come back.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
So did you get the lobster? Hell no, hey, Cracky Lackeye,
we'll take two of those. Thanks man for under the
table service.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I didn't go with the lobster, but I did go
with the lobster bisk always a great choice. My wife
did not go with the lobster. Sarah pregnant did not
go with the lobster. She had a whole cake and
ice cream, Will and a pickle. She was hungry for that,
Will and she asked for some ice to suck off.
Will went the Prime Rib, Nobody went. No one went
(13:07):
to the lobster. Didn't sell us.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
And the thing I don't like is having to crack
the stuff in front. No, no rolls, it's already done.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
They had already cracked the tail man.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Remember he cracked a couple of tails in the back.
He might have a few left.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
So you just were back there cracking them before.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
We got there. So cool man, all right, So we're
the only one that's going to be in on the know, right,
we're sitting there waiting for our food. As we're sitting
there having our drinks, talking table next to us, how's
your sex life, Jake? He deems it's far enough away.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Oh really Friday and Saturday?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
And I hear Frankie tell the three people to our.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Left, I'll love red Lingerie.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yeah, guys, I mean it's not really advertised, but we
did crack a few tails back there earlier, so it's
early enough, we may still have a few lobsters left.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
That of the same script.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Same script. I'm like, Frankie, you laid that onto me
and add to like, we were the only ones that
we're gonna know about the tails that were cracked in
the back. And then you sit over here and you
tell these people because we didn't order it, you moved
down the line. Not cool, Frankie, Not cool.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah. I like a waiter that is able to kind
of just jack with the menu. You don't either, Can
I order off the kids menu? Like if my wife
wants something, oh sorry, only eight and under. I love
somebody that's able to work with the menu. Frankie just
seemed like, I mean, the guy belongs in an alley
in New York City with a pair of dice and
some poker.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Kind of felt that way. Yeah, And so then we
pay the bills, time to go to Chris Stable. Tim
we're heading out, the guy with the suit is still
standing at the front and he was like, man, it
must be you guys. Lucky night, have a good night
out there. That's what the lucky night, Because we got
in at a table on a Friday night at that time,
at that restaurant I don't know, or.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Whatever restaurant you went to write it down on a
piece of paper, crumple it up and throw it in
the trash because I don't give it.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I'm never going there. Yeah, it was weird. And so
I was like, all right, so we hit the urinal,
go to the urinal. All right, let's walk on to
the concert.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I'm shocked I was able to go to the bathroom. Thanks, guys.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Man, that's crazy. There was a urinal urinal available on
a nightlight tonight.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
You hit him with that on the way out.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Must be our lucky day, must be. So we go
to Stapleton and there, you know, in a section over here.
We're a section over here. We're in one oh five
row A. And so I'm like, all right, you know,
you guys, we'll text you if there's any open seats
over here. You guys want to come over here. Blah
blah blah. Stapleton at Stapleton.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
It ain't the Titans.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I mean, isn't Stapleton sold out? Bridgestone? You're not getting
a couple prime at one hundred level seats just right
next to you.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I agree, I understand. I was just saying it as
a courtesy because they were the ones that drove. They
had tickets somewhere else. And who cares if you're next
to each other because it's not like you're talking during
the show, you're just watching the show. Yeah, so it's
not really a big deal to be next to each
other during the show.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
So, Ray, I don't even sit next to my wife.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Well, no, I sat next to my wife.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
We go down to our seats and the opener is on,
and I don't know what the hell it is. It's
like one hundred year old person for insiders. And I
text the I text the group and I'm like, hey,
you guys want to meet in the concourse or a
drink because man, I can't watch this. I'll fall asleep.
So we reconvened up there in the concourse, had to drink,
get some skag, yeah, and then we talked. You didn't
get skagged? No, that's weird, I know.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
No, it's a side name for Heroin.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh no, we just.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
No, Ray, we got some skagged.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
No, we didn't do that. We'll take a break and
add to the break is when it gets real interesting.
So we get in and there's two people next to
my wife and I and then on the other side
of them are two empty seat jinky the road behind us,
there's three. There's three ladies behind us and then three.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Empty seats even kink here.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
So I text our people and I'm like, hey, open
seats two on our row, three on the row behind us,
if you guys are interested. And I said, the only
problem is we are standing. There is no sitting in
this section. Everybody's standing up.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
And they're like, also quit texting is like, this is
a Craigslist deal. We know you be more cordial.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Correct, They're like, well, pregnant lady wants to stay sitting.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
She wants another pickle, and she's now getting the dippin' dots.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
So we think we'll stay here for a little bit.
We'll let you know if we want to head that way. Cool.
So we watched the show. The show is great. He
plays for what an hour and a half? Awesome AhR food.
That is what he ended with. You're as smooth as
Tennessee whiskey. He plays it, the crowd goes crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Why do you think he plays the last so every
guy can go home and he's gonna drink his Tennessee whiskey.
It's all of whiskey sales, that's all it is. It's
just a money grab.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
That's all. It's not for the love of the song
or because it sounds good when he sings it.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Honey, would you mind breaking open my turkey? Rye wild ranks.
I have to stick away, stay away from the brown.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
So it's over. He leaves the stage, right, Hey, well meet.
They had text us like a couple of songs for us,
said hey, we're ready when you are. And I was like, guys,
we can't miss Tennessee whiskey. That's why everybody can't. You
know it's coming. They're like, all right, cool, and so
he plays it. Then we text him, hey, we're out
on the concourse. Meet out here, and they come and
(18:38):
they meet.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Up where you know, phone like spell checks it. It
doesn't say concourse. We're out on the cock.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
They're like what they're sorry now he said we're out
on the intercourse.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Damn it. That would have been better the text We're
ready for intercourse these damn iPhones.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
And they're like, no, no, you want to get on
the interstate. You mean yeah, that's what I meant.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
The guy goes word down what whoa?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
You're interested? Huh? Okay, so we're hoday.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Did you reread these texts?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
After they get down to where and then they come
over to our section we're standing there and then here
comes Stapleton for the encore. I didn't think Stapleton would
be an encore type of guy.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
So you're about to say cave and said, what up
in the encorees.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Nocore the intercourse? Yeah? And I was like, I thought
Stapleton would just play his songs, get off the stage,
and he doesn't need the encore. The encore, to me,
is the dumbest thing.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
I hate the encore, but you get it's another sales tactic.
It wants you to want more. I want more of
this person. He leaves and then he brings you more.
It's all sales.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
You understand that we no matter what you do, you're
gonna want more. Even when you do the encore, people
still want more. So just singing your songs. You know
they are there to see you, so there's no need
to have them cheer louder and louder just to get
you to come back out on stage. It's annoying. Just
play the song, don't make me beg you to come
back out. I already paid my money. I have to
pay money for my tickets. I don't need to yell
(20:07):
come out for Mark, come out for Marra.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Ra cool more Beard, more beard Beard.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
So he's playing.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
He starts the h you play that song about his
dog dying, Sadie. No, he didn't play Maggie Maggie song.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah, I don't think he played Maggie's song.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
There wouldn't have been a dry eye in there.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
So he did play the Joy of my Life or
whatever he played that one he played be a Millionaire
played Broken Haylow's.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Anyway, that's not the point. So the encore happens. It starts,
and we're sitting there, like, you guys want to go watch?
I might as well. We're here, right, So we go
back into section one oh five and now section A. No,
remember our row was A, so instead of asking a
couple of people to move over on Row A, we
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just go on to Roe B because it's the row
right behind us. And we're standing there watching the encore
and I get a tap on my shoulder and there's some
lady going, hey, you need to sit down, And I said,
what goes, yeah, uh me and if she was the
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only one on row see hot no old sixty five
hot No. She goes, I can't see and the people
behind me can't see. You guys need to sit down.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Cool, y'all need to get taller. Thanks, And I'm like, no,
you hold up the head.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I just hold it down.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I'm good.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I gave her thumbs up, like, no, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
You obviously had a couple of cocktails.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Didn't have a couple of cocktails.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
He gives the hand and the.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Woman behind her starts screaming, oh on the encore. On
the encore, bro it is that like, I can't see.
Those are your seats, so you need to sit down.
You need to sit down because you're not even in
your own seats. And I I understand. Will needs to
maybe sit down. Will six foot five?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
And when were we going to give his name? The
story's been going for forty five minutes.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
We have I said I was at dinner with Will,
and Sarah didn't pick up on that anyway. So Will
sits down and he says, I get it, I'm tall.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Ray, I'll give you my fake name sheet.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Later on, Sarah and my wife sit down and the
lady is just still yelling. And my wife's like, just
sit down, just sit down. I said, hell no. If
they would have said something politely, okay, maybe, but you
want to be a bitch, we'll be a bitch.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Bat not agreeing on that one.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
You're not agreeing with that?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
No, what you're not? No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
And she's like, I can't see. I'm trying to see
the stage and you're blocking it. Get out of the way.
You need to get out of the way. And she goes,
you don't even sit there. What do you think you're doing?
And I turned around, Oh boy, and I looked at
her and I said, it's a seat. It's this concert.
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You can stand up. There is no rules about sitting
and standing at a concert.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
What an end of the night. Your wife must have
been so proud.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
And I said, I said, why don't you just calm down?
Jesus And she goes, that's right, that is what you need.
You need some Jesus in your life.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Just oh god, this is so cringe. I'm having secondhand cringe.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
And I turned back around.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
How are you doing this all during Tennessee whiskey? No, No,
Tennessee whiskey was the song that you thought ended it.
Then he goes, encore, got a joy my life fucking sihs.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Nah, he played that one earlier, and I'm I'm fired
up now now I'm pissed. Now, I'm just really pissed.
I thought, you're fol No, no, you're not a bone
to pick man.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I just was annoyed with this old ass Karen yelling
at me and screaming like it's too just enjoy the encore, Like,
shut up and just enjoy the encore. And I said,
and then and then she goes, those aren't even your seats,
Like I said, you're not your seats. You don't need
to be standing. I said, what damn difference does it
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make if they're my seats or not. People were here
during the whole concert, so they left and they brought
in replacements. There was still people.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
How far are you away from her.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I'm from I mean, I'm in seat probably six, seven,
eight and nine, and she's probably in eleven and twelve,
so like three seats, but two rows back, she's over
like towards the aisle. She's right on the aisle.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
And your wife is no part of this.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
My wife is just sitting down going.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Oh my god, just my name be eyeing at my name, Paul,
it's up to y'all. My name is Jim, and couldn't
find it. Rhyme your turn, and I said, so it
doesn't matter. There was people here all night, so it
doesn't matter if it's my seats or their seats. There
was already people here, so they went and tagged us
in and said, go sit in our seats.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
What difference does it damn make? So I'm missing the
whole encore.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
By the way, I wanta luck for the Sore Losers podcast.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
I don't give a damn about a look as well, dude,
I give them damn about this lady being an absolute
raging bitch at a concert.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I don't support you, dude.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
No, no, no, it's no.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
That's where you wearing a sore Losers.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
It gets better, Ray, it ain't over yet.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
It's just not a good look.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I it got better. Then she hit She hit me
where it really hurt. Then she hit me.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
With I got a sex change.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
No, she goes, if you want to be down here
in the expensive seats, so damn bad. You need to
save up your money and buy some tickets down here.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
She gets a liugh track. She goes, you need to
get another job. You need to come work on what's
the Church Street with the old bankers like me? And
that's when I had it, and you said I'm sorry,
I wasn't born under the wrong gender, and I just
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banged my way to the top hall.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Helloja, And I turned around.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
How many CEOs have you fucked?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Actually, I don't think I've done any, but.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
I was actually I know, Oh you to herry?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Yeah, And that's when that's what pissed me off the most.
Don't don't you act like you're better than me and
that you got better seats to me, and that they're
so expensive that I couldn't afford him. Because here's the
funny part, Damn lady, I didn't have to pay a
damn dime and I had better seats than your ass.
So what do you shut up?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
And reaching your pocket to show her the ticket, you
pull out the bird and flip her off.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
And so and her husband serves my tickets. Yeah exactly
you and her husband's sitting right next to her and
he ain't saying a damn word.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Smart. Uh, that would have been you got the big
friend though, right?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yes? And so I turned around.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I said, nothing like some white trash into Chris stables.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
I mean, she was probably straight up from Alabama, hadn't
been to a concert in a few years, and she
was ready to unleash on the public.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yeah, well, why don't you hawk two on that thing?
Why didn't you hit her.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Killer? That's what I should have hit her with the
hawk toa So, I said, well, for your damn information,
my seats were better than yours. My seats are right
here in this row. I've been sitting here. Oh damn n.
So you saying I should be down here, I should
pay for these damn tiggts. Guess what My tickets were
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two rows in front of your ass. So who had
the better seats? And that's when her husband goes, then
sit in your seats, and I said, it's one row.
It doesn't make a damn did a difference. Shut up?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Oh my gosh, dude, you've blushed. I don't say this
about parents often, but the kids are making y'all lose
your minds, dude.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
And she goes, oh, you guys are just a bunch
of grown up assholes.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
They're good fighters.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
That's when my wife got mad at them. At them,
we're standing up. We're standing up, and they stand up,
and then he goes, you know what, I'm gonna go
get the usher. She's gonna go get the the usher
in the encore, like she is so serious. She is
gonna miss the whole encore because she is so annoyed
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and yelling and she's gonna go get the usher. So
by the time all this goes down, woman, you're gonna
miss the entire encore.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Your friends engaging, oh engaging. Uh.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Will Is already is pissed. Uh. Sarah was not drinking.
She goes, oh my god, I'm so glad I'm not drinking.
I've been climbing over the seats at the lady and
I am just now. I'm just like, you know what,
I'm just gonna keep watching the concert. So here comes
the damn usher. She goes and gets the freaking usher. Hello,
and she's like, you know this, lady's complaining, these aren't
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your seats. So my wife pulls out the phone says,
here are tickets, and the lady goes, well, that's just
one row in front. You're fine where you are.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
You got facts on her ass.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
You're fine where you are. And so we knocked.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Too on that ticket thing.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
So we stood up the rest of the the next
two songs. I think he played three songs in the encore,
and and then I said, man, what a great concert
you guys.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
I hope you had fun. I thought it would be
over by now.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
And as we're walking up the stairs, she moved off
the aisle, her husband moved to sitting on the aisle,
and I said, did you guys enjoy the encore? And
walked out of the arena.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Oh my gosh, Mike drop. But it didn't Mike draw.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
No, what the hell, dude, who gives a damn? It's
an here's the rule for encores.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
I ain't going to a Texan bay right now. We're
not going to a country music concert with you. All
that is white trash right there. That is how people
get in fights.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
No, No, that's exactly how people get in fights.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
So awkward.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
It was awkward. But the fact that here's the thing
that what really got me is when she said, if
you want to be in the expensive seats down here,
maybe save up your money and buy tickets down here.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
And then you got her with did you say that
yours were free? I said, actually, we're better.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yeah, I said, Actually, damn it, I was sitting right here,
right here, and I pointed to the row in front
of me. I said, I've been sitting in this row
all night, better tickets than you have, So why don't.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
We shut up? Yeah, that's see, that's why I'll call
it ain't good because you get into stuff like that. Guarantee,
if you guys didn't have drinks prior, you would have
never done any of that.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Your wife, No, then my wife stood up and started dancing,
throwing her arms in the air like making sure she
could do every block that she could, making it hard
to see the stage. Sorry, you can't see.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Not a good look for SLN man. It's a dark
day in sl in history. And that, lady, what things
we've been trying to do in this community. We took
a step back.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
No, the rule about encore is most people are leaving
and then they hear the encore in and they just
run in it and they find the first open seat.
It doesn't matter if it's your seat or not. They're
only playing one, two, three songs max. So if you've
not left your seat and someone comes and stands in
front of you or the road behind you, or next
to you. You can't be like, oh sorry, those aren't
the Encore. All rules are off, man. They people just
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come flooding in and find the first open seat. Relax. Yeah,
and don't tell me to sit down. And then don't
tell me if I wanted the expensive seats that I
should have paid for the damn expensive seats. So kiss
my freaking ass.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Yeah, all you gen z's out there. You guys know
what that is called. That is called second hand cringe.
We gotta take a break. No, then it gets even better.
What dude, you're done with the fight?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Well then, ray, the booze hadn't fully worn off. I
had an ax to grind.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Now we're standing out on the concourse, standing there and
she's just standing against the pole waiting for her husband
to go because he had to go pee. But she
didn't say a word to us. They went that direction.
We went the other direction. We walked down Broadway, went
to get in the car. Jam pack getting out of
that parking garage. The side street is just jam.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Pack, No the one.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
So don't worry. Will he's gonna get out in direct traffic.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
In a funny way, or he's gonna make it productive,
or he acted like he was a traffic guard.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
He had like he's a traffic guard, so we could
get out of the parking garage. And he's putting his
hand up telling cars to stop, and they're honking at him. Oh,
and one uber's like, dude, you're not a cop. Get
out of the way. You're not a cop. Get out
of the way. And he's like trying to get out
of the garage. Just relax, we'll be right out in
one second. Just we'll be out in one second.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Because they weren't doing one car one car, no.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Because they were stuck trying to go across Broadway and
it wasn't moving. We were trying to go left away
from Broadway right, and so there's no way to no
need to block the entrance or the exit to the
parking garage.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
It happens every time.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
But the uber driver's like no, and it's like and
he's like it's six inches, not gonna make a difference.
Just hold on, just hold on. And so then the
uber driver, oh, just laying on the horn.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Turn that down.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
And that's when his wife's like, we'll just get in
the car. We'll just get in the car, and goes
we're about to get out, and then he stands in
the middle and the car's coming another way. He puts
up the hand, he waves us out. He saved us
forty five minutes. Though, okay, saved us forty five minutes
we got in the car.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
See that had an end to him, it means to
an end, whereas the fight inside the arena, there was
no judge or jury there. It just really ends like that,
sadly as nobody accomplished anything.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
And that was my night at Stapleton.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
We got take a break, I mean wore me out. Dude,
I didn't know which side that was gonna go on.
I kind of side with them because it was a
good debate, a good argument.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
The fact that she got another Karen to join her.
That's what's crazy is two women yelling. The one woman
taps me on the shoulders, that tells me I need
to sit down, and she points down at the seat, like, hey,
you need to sit down and points down to the seat.
Who the are you my mom? Are you gonna tell
me to sit down?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Shut them up, Coach, You guys just lived out stereotypes.
That right there is white trash and Tennessee baby hock
two on that thing. Man, there's been a lot of
great things come out of Tennessee in the last two weeks.
Hawk Tua and you guys getting in a fight in
the stands Man.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Five days later, I'm still pissed about it. And we
got together the next night with that family over another
family's house, and we talked about it, and I.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Was like, man, we y'all think that was white trash.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
I was like, do you think that woman's sitting around
with her friends telling that story. Yeah, they are telling
us about a bunch of grown up assholes, But you
guys don't feel bad about it. They probably do. No pissed.
I was so pissed. I was fired up.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Ray I put my flag in that mountain of seats.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
We'll take a break. We'll be right back. Listen, guys,
I know we're supposed to do the drawing for names.
We'll do it on Friday's pod. There's I mean, I
had to talk about Stapleton. I had like, mondays, we're
gonna do it. Then we had too much. Today I
felt like I had to get those stories in because
a week later rate have been like, really, a week later,
(35:30):
not worth it. We will draw the names on Friday,
all the entries are in. We're looking at five hundred
entries and I know this one guy, Josh, did not
get in, and we tweeted out the link. Get ready
to laugh, it's Monday's pod, and Josh replied on Twitter
or on x So everybody has to pay two hundred
dollars for Fantasy football, so your friends and family get
(35:51):
to play for free. Makes sense. Here's the thing. Anybody
in the league has to pay the money. Like Ray
has to pay his money. I have to pay my money.
Anybody that gets drawn has to pay their money. It
doesn't matter if I let my uncle, my nephew, my niece,
my great or my goddaughter. If I let them in
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the league, they still have to pay two hundred dollars.
Do the payouts. The payouts wouldn't add up if people
were just in there for free. So shout out Josh
because then he responds, I said, I don't know where
you get your info. Anyone in the league play pays,
including Ray and Lunchbox, even Arnold, and he goes, that's
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why Ray said, I get to play for free, and
he giggled for twelve seconds. I'm sure my facts are wrong.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Did I do that? Though? We do this because guys,
the word is flippantly. We have no script. We just
come in here exhausted after a morning show shift. And
so if I did giggle after saying I play for free,
I don't know why I said that. But the money
has to come from somewhere. Yes, it would be missing
in the final payouts.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Like we would be when we say, hey, winner gets
twenty five hundred dollars and there's only twenty two hundred.
It would be kind of obvious that someone didn't pay.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
And we have to pay for the website.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
And I pay for the website out of my own money.
So yeah, it costs two hundred bucks to get on
the website.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Yeah. And that party bus in Vegas three years ago
at the convention, I paid for that man.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Yeah, he did do that.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
And you guys got it for free. Sore Losers Nation,
you did do that. Yeah, you guys got it for free.
But I'm not gonna take to X and say the
people that got it for free, I did it out
of the good of my heart.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Yeah, And I want to talk about a little bit
about this. Jordan Chiles getting her bronze medal taken away,
because my question is why would she give it back?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Well, it's one of those things, why do you not
lie on your taxes? Eventually they'll come and get it
from you.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Well, they're gonna break into your house and take it. Yeah,
so you think the Olympic Committee can just knock down
her door and come in and take it. Because my
whole thing is I'd be like, man, it's already at
my house. You ain't getting shit, get it. We learned
the hard way.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Remember when we took those tickets ten years ago, we
had good tickets. They came to our house, they knocked
on our door and they came into our house and
they got the tickets back when we lived together, and
we said, hey, what are they gonna do? Come take them?
Yeah they did. They rovede.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Hey, we got to offer tickets. I forget what concert was.
And they gave us the tickets and we're like, oh
my god, these are great tickets. And we get a
call saying, hey, we gave you the wrong tickets. We're like, no,
we're good.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
We said, what are they gonna do? Drive to our
house and come get them.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Hey, thirty minutes later, oh.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Yeah, we're here for the tickets. Oh damn you guys
thought you were going there. How did you guys find us?
And what are you here here to grab the tickets
for our own apartment? This is depressing.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Wow, here you go.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Hey, they'll come to your damn house and take whatever
they want, bronze medal or what.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
I just find it funny. I might They're like, oh,
she's gonna need to give that bronze medal back, and
I'm like, uh, you when I was on that stand
and do you put that bronze medal over my neck?
Speaker 1 (39:01):
I flew home.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
If I'm not going to be in the next Olympics,
why would I even care? Like, why would I give
it back? Is not? What are you gonna do? Suspend
me from the Olympics. Well, guess what, I'm retiring from
the Olympics anyway you can. You ain't getting this crap back.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Well, I mean, if that's the worst thing that happened
at the Olympics, you had three guys in a bed,
Tom Cruise jacking himself off on a trampoline and then
Brian Locke not getting in a fight with a gas
station worker in Rio de Janeiro. Guys, it was a
successful Olympics by those standards. So we just had one
person that'd give him medal back.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
USA, Baby, Usa, USA, I wouldn't give him back, And
then everybody's medal. I see medals are falling apart, pictures
of them. They're all like the bronze and the goal
is all flaking off.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
And guys, I hate to say this, Loki flegs. Billy
got me a Tiffany's necklace. I don't know if this
has anything to do with the bronze necklace.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Wait, when did Billy get you a Tiffany's necklace?
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Could be similarities. Two years ago, destin Beach, we went,
Billy went, and Heather and her family went. Billy gifted
me a Tiffany's necklace, just for anything, just for just
a friend gift.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
I told him to stop doing that shit because I
don't he wouldn't be one to ever hold it over
my head. But I don't like gifts unless it's a birthday.
Billy gives gifts. Billy gives guys rolelexes. I'm like, Billy,
you've lost your damn mind.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Billy's never given me shit.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Okay, anyways, I'm just saying, well, if he if you
end up with a Rolex, then we're gonna know how
Billy got in the fantasy football league. He does one end,
but I don't even know if he's gonna check his team.
So no, no, okay, But Billy gifted me a Tiffany's
necklace worth a couple thousand dollars. I get in the
water in Destin Beach in the golf and the next
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day it turned green and it was weird. Had to
go to Tiffany's get it cleaned. It ended up still
sparkling it with silver. Those just do that. Metals do that?
You think they're gonna be finding the water. The ones
that are fining the water are the cheap shit. The
ones that get gross are the expensive ones. And I'll
hang up and listen.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
I had no idea.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
My truckers probably know this, right, guys. You guys all
have Rolexes and Chaine.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
I always thought that's how you knew something was fakes,
if it turned your finger green or something.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
That's I'd use that example because I had a Tiffany's
and it turned green as shit by the fourth day.
I looked at bad, I go, is that mird? Does
this thing look like seaweed on my neck. Oh man,
that's funny. And dude, we got a big night tonight.
I'm gonna tell you what. We got soccer playoffs nine
to fifteen game tonight.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Woo no no. And then I get a text right
now from the league says, hey, sorry, field is unplayable.
We've had to move your game to seven o'clock to
a different field. I'm like, who wha, wha, whoa, whoa.
My team's already pending on being there at nine to fifteen.
So now we're scrambling. Now we're hopefully we're gonna be
able to feel the.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Team that's due. Yeah, that's on the fly.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah, that's on the fly. You can't give me six
and a half hours notice, like, hey, we're switching your game.
That's it's not cool.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
It's on the league office. Man. I mean, you should
have checked the field days ago and let me know.
Roger Goodell, Adam Silver. That's that. Those types they're in,
they they're at.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Who's the hockey one? Is it? Gary Bettman? Still?
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Probably Stanley? I don't know, damn dude.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah, and we're gonna Hey, you want to talk about
having the life. Our bosses have the absolute best life.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Are we doing one more segment? We're gonna do one
more segment, and I have a bet to look into
because right now it makes no sense. And since we're
doing this one in real time, it's very important.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
We'll be right back. We'll get to the bet first.
That's more important. What's your bet?
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Man?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
All right?
Speaker 1 (42:23):
So, Olli Gordon, guy that got a dui college football. Yeah,
apparently I'm not speaking on that. Bad terrible dude. Bad guy.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
No, No, just bad decision, not bad dude.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Right. He is the next Derrick Henry. Barry Sanders. The
guy I looked last year had multiple two hundred almost
three hundred yard games. Derrick Henry when he won it
in twenty and seventeen the Heisman, he had two hundred
yard games. Some games he had three touchdowns. Ollie Gordon
had similar to that. I look at the Heisman odds.
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This is it, this is huge. I need you to listen.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
I'm listening. Need you to listen, Oli Gordon. Heisman.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
You know how you go to those websites and it'll
show you all the different DraftKings fan dude, Caesars bet MGM.
What does some of these websites know bet MGM has
him at sixty six hundred odds to win the Heisman.
You get me on that's that's insane.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Oh, he won't win.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Sixty six hundred is one of the farthest favorites there
is on the board. Yeah, he won't win sixty six hundred.
Whereas the favorites. You got your Dylan Gabriels at seven hundred,
So sixty six hundred far other side of the spectrum.
Bet MGM. Yeah, Caesars has him at eighteen hundred, same
odds as Jalen Milroe. That's a discrepancy of four thousand,
(43:47):
forty seven hundred in odds.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
So if you're gonna bet it, you want to bet
it on that one.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
BETMGM. What is what is Caesar's know there all of
a sudden they're thinking this is a running back year
or something. How is there a discription of forty seven
hundred odds. I've never seen that in the history of
my life. Usually they're off by a couple hundred. Oh,
they'll give you a ten bucks here if you bet
it over there, dude, find somebody and get I'm telling you, Oh, I'm.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
It's a competitor.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
I don't know but anyways, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
I've never seen that before.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
I have, I'm telling you. I try to tell people
in the hallway, and they all, damn me don't even
know how to pay their tax as much less understand
betting odds. So I don't know. I don't know who
I need to tell. Something is happening in the cosmos,
bet Olie Gordon, How does that happen? That's a sign?
I mean, at least put a flyer on him. Yeah,
(44:43):
on that one APT sixty six hundred.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
I don't remember the name of it. I don't remember
name of but sixty six hundred, I'd put it. I'd
put it on there.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
And that's throw a nickel ray.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
I did see on our Facebook sate page, Travis Burlison.
I think it was who it was. He was talking
about future betting Diamondbacks.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
He's got he hitting a baseball and stick it up
his ass whole.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
I think he missed something in his his predictions. He
was like, bet the Diamondbacks, bet the Padres that win
the division. Oh, they're getting healthy, they're getting hot, and
the Dodgers are all hurt. Yeah. Then Freddie Freeman came back.
Then Mookie Betts came back. Walker Bueler is about to
come back.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
I think you forgot about Mookie Bets and Max Munsey's
about to be back. I think you picked the wrong
the wrong teams to pick. I think the Dodgers, I mean,
they're overwhelmingly favorites, and there's a reason they're about to
get healthy. They're about to pull away again in the division.
So Burleson, I'm not backing you, sorry, Bud Burlison.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
I am backing you with the odds alone, and we
are already in on that. Not on the Dbacks, but
on the Padres three and a half back plus eight hundred.
We're in with you, buddy.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
I'm fine with that three and a half back. Let's
go throw a little nickel at it.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
I don't mind it. I'm just saying, it's like, whoa
hold on the Dodgers. But I mean, Mookie Betts came
back already hitting home runs again. I'm like, ah, don't
mess with it. Don't mess with it, dude.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
That is us team.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Man. They are when they're healthy.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Oh my god, you can do plus twenty three hundred
or not twenty three hundred plus two hundred and thirty dollars,
So it's about two and a half times your money.
Pick a team from it, and it says team to
win the World Series in l West, because then either
the Dodgers can win it, the Padres can win it,
or the Diamondbacks can win it, and nobody in the
Central winning it. The clubs cardinal in the West or
the East.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Matt's Phillies are sinking, sinking show.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Phillies haven't scored a run in a month.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
My question is, dude, I watch White Sox the scores
and they give up ten runs a game. Right, So
they're playing the Yankees this this series. So I bet
first game over five and a half runs for the Yankees,
they score three or two, okay, cool, Next game over
five and a half runs, that's their team total four.
I'm like, oh, that's guaranteed score four. How are the
(46:48):
Yankees not scoring runs against the White Sox so today?
I will bet the Yankees over five and a half.
They better damn do it.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
That's just being stubborn arguing with somebody at a concert.
That's the same thing. Betting is all about. Thinking differently.
Now that game you avoid Chicago's field, the wind. It's
a sucky ass hitters Park. Screw that the game will
probably one to nothing.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
The White Sox scored like thirteen runs. I know they did.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
It's it. That's a weird series. I like stadiums. I
like a Coors Field. I like a Wrigley Shy whatever
it's called. Cask New Sell Kamiski Park. Dude, that one's
the weirdest ass stadium ever. It'll be one to nothing
or the White Sox will put up twenty runs.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yeah, okay, now this is what I'm talking about. Our
bosses have the best line. So one of our bosses like, hey, dude,
we gotta get together play golf. Let's play golf. Let's
play golf. So I said, all right, let me hit
them up. I said, hey, golf next Friday. How's that
sound ah? He said, Unfortunately, I have a round on
the books with three other people on Friday. That Friday.
(47:51):
He goes, what about uh, tomorrow afternoon, how about Saturday
afternoon or the following Monday or the following Tuesday. I
have rounds booked, but there's you know, there's only two
of us playing. I'm like, how many rounds of golf
do you get.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
To play phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Yeah, dude, uh, how about tomorrow? How about Saturday? How
about Sunday or Monday? I mean, the funniest thing, he's
playing five rounds of golf in six days.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
I have a follow up because I asked one of
the other bosses. Don't know if it's the same suits
and mustaches or brass, but I said, hey, when was
the last time you play golf? And they go, I
haven't played recent. I think the last time I played. Oh,
it was Monday, just two days ago. Usually us it's
a couple of months. He hasn't played in two days.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
So you can't play next Friday. But you gave me
five more options of the times you're playing that week. Hilarious.
All right, happy Wednesday, guys.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
We're out of here, wide open on a Saturday. What
about your family? Well, hey, baser, I'm gonna go play
golf for six hours with workers. Aren't you with them
Monday through Friday? No?
Speaker 2 (49:00):
No, actually we don't see them Monday through Friday. They're
playing golf. They're actually playing golf, these people. So all right,
have a good Wednesday. Friday's episode. We will draw your
name if you're in your out Fantasy Football apologize. We
are the sore losers at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Ah little humbling, same bosses, the same brass, the same
upper management. Yea, I name I go. Yeah, I got
all these courses man by me that I play. Dude
named them. I haven't heard any of any of those.
I was like, oh they're Beaunis.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
All right, No wonder we haven't heard of them.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
Yeah, dude, I thought I was kind to FLEXI You're.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
I got this course, right, I got this course, never
played it?
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Yeah, I thought he was gonna hit me with that's
bad ass. He says, never heard of videos like I
was making them up. Yeah. One of them is called
farmers Brook. The other one is.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
That's the local muni right here. No, we don't play that.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Wh Sorry you've never played Wheat Hills. I've never played
it or heard it.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
You're like, do you know a member out there? You're like, no, no,
it's just a muni Like, oh no, no, we only
go where there's Yeah, that's not that's not our that's
not our type. Man m
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I just put a sweatshirt on
because it's so damn coldness right now.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hey, it's cold as ice. It's cold as ass in here.
I don't know, man, I don't know how to work
the thermostat. I hope when we go to our new
building they actually have thermostats that work and we can
control them, because it's miserable.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Here's the crazy thing. At my house. I go up
to it, I hit a but this even happened at
my apartment. I go up to it, I hit a button,
and within two minutes of me pressing that button, it
turns the room to the exact temperature that I requested
this room.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You said you knew how to work it though, No, No,
I've changed it before, but I don't know if it
really changes it. And I don't know who comes in
here and changes it back down, like who makes it
cold again?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Because before you got in here, it was i'd say
seventy four ish. Now our podcast starts, it's easily sixty
five in here, easily, And that's why I said, fuck it,
I'm going to get in a sweatshirt. I'm not shivering
the whole podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I have my hands in like my hoodie, like the
little pouch where the kangaroo would be. You know what
I mean. I got him in my hoodie pouch because
it's so cold. Can't have my hands out. I like
to talk with my hands. Hands are in the hoodie.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
But by the end of our podcast, it'll be blazing hot.
It'll be eighty degrees and I start sweating.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
That also might be because we start moving, we start
getting animated, we start getting into the podcast, or the
thermostat just works then. I don't know, but Clay and
Buck got this thing all screwed up. Clay and Buck
great guys, great cubicle partners. I wish i'd asked your
kid when he was in here, baby box.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Not Babybox. I wish I would have asked him, Hey,
what was it like seeing Clay and Buck in the
wild that one time when you guys were getting milkshakes?
He did see Clay, Travis and your dad yelled across
the room, he said, thanks for letting us share the studio.
Was he able to make the connection that that's the
guy that comes into this room that he came into
that one day.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
He probably wouldn't understand because he probably when we were
getting milkshakes, and I did yell at Clay Travis twice
across the restaurant. I don't think he understood what I
was doing.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
And guys, let me know on this, it's just a
little bit of housekeeping, dusting, vacuuming, doing the laundry, doing
the it. Riddle me this. When I boost the volume,
are you noticing the difference in your f one fifties
and your trucks and your tractors on whatever app you're
using at whether it's Apple, Spotify, iHeart, all the above.
(02:14):
Are you noticing the boost where you're able to hear
our voices? Does it sound better? Because if not, then
I'm just gonna scrap it because I told you guys,
it's been a little bit painstaking where it takes me
an additional ten to fifteen minutes on top of an
already heavy twelve hour day. Not complain and just saying.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I don't understand what you're boosting it. When I look
at that screen right there, it looks normal.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
So what I'm thinking is I'm thinking the transition from
when you load it to whatever platform it's sending them
to what we ours is called media fox, right, I
don't know I don't even know if we really say
what it is because I don't know what it is.
But I believe maybe that transition dumbs down the audio
and is what's making it really low. But why when
I listen to other podcasts is it good? So I thought,
(02:56):
maybe if I just individually go in boost it did
radio boost? You guys hated it. You said it sounded
it did. It sounded just too produced. It was a
weird sound where it just boosts it all. It levels
it out and boosts it up. Not to get too
much in the weeds, but this one, I individually go
in and boost for a good fifteen minutes. You leave,
I stay for two hours and boost it all. That
(03:18):
to say, if it doesn't make a damn difference, I
ain't gonna damn waste two hours of my time, So
damn tell me. So today will be boosted because I
don't give a damn Everything is gonna be boosted until
you tell me it's pointless. But nobody will ever tell
me because you guys don't comment, you don't.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Reach with shit well they need.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You don't get on Facebook, you don't get it. Nobody's
on X anymore. I don't know who you guys are telling.
Nobody communicates with anybody. Tell me if you give a
shit otherwise, I'm not gonna waste my time in boosting it.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
You need to give them an example of what podcast
they can go back to and compare, because if they're.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Just back a month ago, go back to Lunchbox predicts
the future. I don't know, one in July, one in June.
That's the difference. If if you're hearing it, man, it's girthy.
There's some dick to that audio. Then tell me that.
Damn it. You guys don't respond. Your marriages all suck
because you don't communicate.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Let me check the email. Maybe when they email us.
We are the sore losers at gmail dot com. No, none, none,
So let's start it. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Oh it's freezing, it's been started.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh no, you haven't done it. Arnold you ready?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
No, he's not here, Oh he's here. Oh we just
came in the door. Don't ever said that next to
the mic. That'll get us fined. If we're on the
big show, you always got to prepare like it's a
big show. Come on, man, is there a famous quote?
I was gonna start every show with a famous.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You haven't looked any up.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Has there been one in the news that you've heard.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I haven't looked. I haven't been paying attention. Oh there
was this one. There was this like I don't know.
It was a video I saw. I don't know. It
must have happened yesterday. It was some girl and she said,
do on it, Arnold, you.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Want to do that one?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Eh, spit on that thing?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Good one man, that was funny, original content. We're gonna
do a live Arnold, get in here and do with me.
We oh the one? Two hoy sous?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
What up? Everybody? I am what whoa?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
What up?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
You it says that I'm from the north. I'm in
Alpha male. I live on the north side of Nashville
with baser white picket fence in the country. She was
a Broadway girl, took her north. She was willing. I
was married to her. But I've been saying the guys
there have two hundred acres. My mistake, it's two thousand.
So they all have two thousand acres. We have two
point two acres. We will not sell. We will not sell.
(05:47):
Coach over to you. Man.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Man, I'm gonna tell you what. It's been five days
and I'm still fired up. I'm still a little frustrated.
I'm still a little angry, and I need to talk
about my Friday night. I went to see Chris Stapleton.
And let me start this off by saying, if you
have the chance to go see Chris Stapleton, the dude
can sing. It's phenomenal. It's incredible. He's not jumping around,
there's not fire, there's not all that. It's just him
(06:09):
up there singing. He doesn't say much, and he'll tell
you he goes, you know. I mean, I just really
appreciate you guys coming out. That's probably gonna be the
most I talked tonight. Usually I'll just say next song
and we'll go to the next song. Thank you guys
for being here. And that was it. Like there was
no talking in between songs. There wasn't storytelling, nothing like
that entertainer of the Year now. No, No, his voice
(06:31):
is entertaining. Not that I am worried about. Oh I
got it. Just let's see, let's see.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Oh ray, it's the gate to my moat to the castle. No, anyway, yes,
saw yourself in. The wife and I are going to
the concert and a neighbor couple. They have tickets.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
They're not in the same section, they're not by each other,
but they had been talking about how they were going
to Stapleton. So we're like, would you like to go
to dinner beforehand? They're like, yeah, let's go to dinner.
And the said woman is pregnant, so she's the d
D designated driver.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Fun. Oh no, actually that's bonus round.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Bonus round. Perfect. So we go to a restaurant. This
guy he works in a building down town, so it's
free parking.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Smart.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
So we park, walk into a restaurant and we're standing
there at the host of stand right, Oh you know,
where's four of us? Can we get a table?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Who are you? Oh? I'm an employee at the company,
not here at a party.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
The lady is like, oh, yeah, right this way, and
there's another guy standing there in a suit, and he's like,
I am shocked she's able to seek you tonight.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Tag team. They try to make the place seem more
exclusive than it is.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Exactly what I felt. I said it to my wife.
I go, this dude acting like this place is jam packed,
and so we are just lucky to get a table.
We should feel honored.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Table on a Friday night. You guys are lucky, lucky, lucky, cool, cool, cool, thanks, thanks, thanks.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
And I said, oh, I told him. I said, oh,
really goes, especially this time after six o'clock. That's a miracle.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, we know people half off.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I'm like, okay, cool. So we go sit down. The
guy puts the menus. There, here's a drink menu.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
May I have a Pellegrino.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Nope, don't drink that. I don't like the carbonation. I'm
not good at like the what is that that? The Lacroix.
I don't drink that crowd. There's that one.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
There's now the Clear Canadian remember from back when we
were kids. There's another one called spindle Spindiff, spindiff, splendif
one of us something like that.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Uh don't get it. I don't understand it anyway. Stevia, Stevia,
that might be it. Yeah, and it comes in a can.
My wife drinks it. I don't really understand it. It's
just bubbly and I don't get it. So anyway, we
ordered drinks.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
It makes me cough.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
We ordered drinks and we're sitting there and comes up,
you guys got any questions about the menu And we're like, no,
looks pretty good does And he goes, oh, but I
haven't even told you about the things I'm hiding off
that menu. I'm like, here we go. And the one lady,
the one ladies, was like, oh, do you have specials?
That's what I'm talking about. He goes, but I will
(09:05):
just say that we cracked a couple of tails in
the back, so we do have some lobster if you
would like to go with the lobster. What I like
to do is I, you know, we have a couple
of tails we cracked. We can put some lobster with
that pork loin or the the roast beef or the
you know. He's like, it can go as a perfect side,
or you can do it is the main thing. And
he goes and looks at his watch, looks around, looks
(09:27):
side to side. He goes, it's early enough. I probably
have a few left.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Well, I've narrowed down all the fast food places. Where
the hell did you go?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
No, My whole thing is, well, he may it's early enough.
We may have a few left. You have plenty. You
don't have a few. It's not like it's here. He's
trying to sell you into rushing to order this because
oh it's a limited item. If I hurry and get
the order in, I should be able to save you
one of those tails. Then the way he says it
is yeah, I mean it's not advertised, but we did
(09:59):
crack a couple tail, so we do have a little
bit of lobster back there. You tell that to every table.
You're not acting. He's trying to act like it's a secret,
and he's only telling our table. Oh so you got
to crack a lac of hey, and he's looking side
to side.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
What an old school salesman. I love it. Snake oil salesman.
One oh one, we need more of that in America.
That guy did the old fake on the menu trick.
I got a couple out back.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Hey, I'll tell you this.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Oh, I'll be slip you at twenty.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Hey, hey, hey, you see this twenties that you got
any extra lobster back there? Well, what do you know?
We did crack some tails tonight.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
What do you have to say? You give me some
fourteen fifty two. If I slip you this too.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I mean I just lobbed. The way he looks around
to make sure no one's looking, no one's listening. He goes,
I'll tell you this. We did crack a couple tails
back there, and I'm like, shut up.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
What are we at the Port Massachusetts? Hey got another
lobstery pacha car.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
It was like we flew it in from Maine. And
the way he looks at his watch.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I will tell him though, the flying in is actual
real shit because the place we went to at J.
Dubb they said that they fled in every morning. That's
how you know it's fresh.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I get it, that's fine, let me know you fly in.
But the fact that he says, well.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Was it was it first? Was it was the Southwest?
Was it a was.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
It business select?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Did they have a seating number?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
So? And the fact that he moves up his sleeve
to even look at his watch and go yeah, And
he before he says he looks back, left, right back.
Levty goes, I think it's early enough that we'll have
a few left if that's what you want.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Dude, that is a salesman after my own heart. Supply
demand create unnecessary urgency. That is, sales.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Create the hysteria, create the feeling of I am about
to miss on something amazing.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Did you hit him with? Well? Should I buy it now?
Holy shit?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Well do you have your pit? Can you right?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Run? Run?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I'll take the lobster.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Okay, I'm gotta slide you my napkin. It has underneath
written what I would like. Hey, hey, play along with them.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Hey man, I get the lobster man and he's like,
you want the say it out loud? I don't want
other people to hear you.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Look around, I don't see your boss. So hey, come here,
Pulley over here, real quick.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Frankie, Hey, Frankie, Frankie, Hey man, I'll take the lobster. Okay,
what about for you, ma'am? No, sir, Frankie, you just
said you might have a few left. You don't have
time to take their order. Go put my order in
and come back.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
So did you get the lobster? Hell no, hey, Cracky Lackeye,
we'll take two of those. Thanks man for under the
table service.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I didn't go with the lobster, but I did go
with the lobster bisk always a great choice. My wife
did not go with the lobster. Sarah pregnant did not
go with the lobster. She had a whole cake and
ice cream, Will and a pickle. She was hungry for that,
Will and she asked for some ice to suck off.
Will went the Prime Rib, Nobody went. No one went
(13:07):
to the lobster. Didn't sell us.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
And the thing I don't like is having to crack
the stuff in front. No, no rolls, it's already done.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
They had already cracked the tail man.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Remember he cracked a couple of tails in the back.
He might have a few left.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
So you just were back there cracking them before.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
We got there. So cool man, all right, So we're
the only one that's going to be in on the know, right,
we're sitting there waiting for our food. As we're sitting
there having our drinks, talking table next to us, how's
your sex life, Jake? He deems it's far enough away.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Oh really Friday and Saturday?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
And I hear Frankie tell the three people to our.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Left, I'll love red Lingerie.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yeah, guys, I mean it's not really advertised, but we
did crack a few tails back there earlier, so it's
early enough, we may still have a few lobsters left.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
That of the same script.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Same script. I'm like, Frankie, you laid that onto me
and add to like, we were the only ones that
we're gonna know about the tails that were cracked in
the back. And then you sit over here and you
tell these people because we didn't order it, you moved
down the line. Not cool, Frankie, Not cool.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah. I like a waiter that is able to kind
of just jack with the menu. You don't either, Can
I order off the kids menu? Like if my wife
wants something, oh sorry, only eight and under. I love
somebody that's able to work with the menu. Frankie just
seemed like, I mean, the guy belongs in an alley
in New York City with a pair of dice and
some poker.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Kind of felt that way. Yeah, And so then we
pay the bills, time to go to Chris Stable. Tim
we're heading out, the guy with the suit is still
standing at the front and he was like, man, it
must be you guys. Lucky night, have a good night
out there. That's what the lucky night, Because we got
in at a table on a Friday night at that time,
at that restaurant I don't know, or.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Whatever restaurant you went to write it down on a
piece of paper, crumple it up and throw it in
the trash because I don't give it.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I'm never going there. Yeah, it was weird. And so
I was like, all right, so we hit the urinal,
go to the urinal. All right, let's walk on to
the concert.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I'm shocked I was able to go to the bathroom. Thanks, guys.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Man, that's crazy. There was a urinal urinal available on
a nightlight tonight.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
You hit him with that on the way out.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Must be our lucky day, must be. So we go
to Stapleton and there, you know, in a section over here.
We're a section over here. We're in one oh five
row A. And so I'm like, all right, you know,
you guys, we'll text you if there's any open seats
over here. You guys want to come over here. Blah
blah blah. Stapleton at Stapleton.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
It ain't the Titans.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I mean, isn't Stapleton sold out? Bridgestone? You're not getting
a couple prime at one hundred level seats just right
next to you.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I agree, I understand. I was just saying it as
a courtesy because they were the ones that drove. They
had tickets somewhere else. And who cares if you're next
to each other because it's not like you're talking during
the show, you're just watching the show. Yeah, so it's
not really a big deal to be next to each
other during the show.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
So, Ray, I don't even sit next to my wife.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Well, no, I sat next to my wife.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
We go down to our seats and the opener is on,
and I don't know what the hell it is. It's
like one hundred year old person for insiders. And I
text the I text the group and I'm like, hey,
you guys want to meet in the concourse or a
drink because man, I can't watch this. I'll fall asleep.
So we reconvened up there in the concourse, had to drink,
get some skag, yeah, and then we talked. You didn't
get skagged? No, that's weird, I know.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
No, it's a side name for Heroin.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh no, we just.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
No, Ray, we got some skagged.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
No, we didn't do that. We'll take a break and
add to the break is when it gets real interesting.
So we get in and there's two people next to
my wife and I and then on the other side
of them are two empty seat jinky the road behind us,
there's three. There's three ladies behind us and then three.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Empty seats even kink here.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
So I text our people and I'm like, hey, open
seats two on our row, three on the row behind us,
if you guys are interested. And I said, the only
problem is we are standing. There is no sitting in
this section. Everybody's standing up.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
And they're like, also quit texting is like, this is
a Craigslist deal. We know you be more cordial.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Correct, They're like, well, pregnant lady wants to stay sitting.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
She wants another pickle, and she's now getting the dippin' dots.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
So we think we'll stay here for a little bit.
We'll let you know if we want to head that way. Cool.
So we watched the show. The show is great. He
plays for what an hour and a half? Awesome AhR food.
That is what he ended with. You're as smooth as
Tennessee whiskey. He plays it, the crowd goes crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Why do you think he plays the last so every
guy can go home and he's gonna drink his Tennessee whiskey.
It's all of whiskey sales, that's all it is. It's
just a money grab.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
That's all. It's not for the love of the song
or because it sounds good when he sings it.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Honey, would you mind breaking open my turkey? Rye wild ranks.
I have to stick away, stay away from the brown.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
So it's over. He leaves the stage, right, Hey, well meet.
They had text us like a couple of songs for us,
said hey, we're ready when you are. And I was like, guys,
we can't miss Tennessee whiskey. That's why everybody can't. You
know it's coming. They're like, all right, cool, and so
he plays it. Then we text him, hey, we're out
on the concourse. Meet out here, and they come and
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they meet.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Up where you know, phone like spell checks it. It
doesn't say concourse. We're out on the cock.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
They're like what they're sorry now he said we're out
on the intercourse.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Damn it. That would have been better the text We're
ready for intercourse these damn iPhones.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
And they're like, no, no, you want to get on
the interstate. You mean yeah, that's what I meant.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
The guy goes word down what whoa?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
You're interested? Huh? Okay, so we're hoday.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Did you reread these texts?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
After they get down to where and then they come
over to our section we're standing there and then here
comes Stapleton for the encore. I didn't think Stapleton would
be an encore type of guy.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
So you're about to say cave and said, what up
in the encorees.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Nocore the intercourse? Yeah? And I was like, I thought
Stapleton would just play his songs, get off the stage,
and he doesn't need the encore. The encore, to me,
is the dumbest thing.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
I hate the encore, but you get it's another sales tactic.
It wants you to want more. I want more of
this person. He leaves and then he brings you more.
It's all sales.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
You understand that we no matter what you do, you're
gonna want more. Even when you do the encore, people
still want more. So just singing your songs. You know
they are there to see you, so there's no need
to have them cheer louder and louder just to get
you to come back out on stage. It's annoying. Just
play the song, don't make me beg you to come
back out. I already paid my money. I have to
pay money for my tickets. I don't need to yell
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come out for Mark, come out for Marra.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Ra cool more Beard, more beard Beard.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
So he's playing.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
He starts the h you play that song about his
dog dying, Sadie. No, he didn't play Maggie Maggie song.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah, I don't think he played Maggie's song.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
There wouldn't have been a dry eye in there.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
So he did play the Joy of my Life or
whatever he played that one he played be a Millionaire
played Broken Haylow's.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Anyway, that's not the point. So the encore happens. It starts,
and we're sitting there, like, you guys want to go watch?
I might as well. We're here, right, So we go
back into section one oh five and now section A. No,
remember our row was A, so instead of asking a
couple of people to move over on Row A, we
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just go on to Roe B because it's the row
right behind us. And we're standing there watching the encore
and I get a tap on my shoulder and there's some
lady going, hey, you need to sit down, And I said,
what goes, yeah, uh me and if she was the
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only one on row see hot no old sixty five
hot No. She goes, I can't see and the people
behind me can't see. You guys need to sit down.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Cool, y'all need to get taller. Thanks, And I'm like, no,
you hold up the head.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I just hold it down.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I'm good.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I gave her thumbs up, like, no, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
You obviously had a couple of cocktails.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Didn't have a couple of cocktails.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
He gives the hand and the.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Woman behind her starts screaming, oh on the encore. On
the encore, bro it is that like, I can't see.
Those are your seats, so you need to sit down.
You need to sit down because you're not even in
your own seats. And I I understand. Will needs to
maybe sit down. Will six foot five?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
And when were we going to give his name? The
story's been going for forty five minutes.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
We have I said I was at dinner with Will,
and Sarah didn't pick up on that anyway. So Will
sits down and he says, I get it, I'm tall.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Ray, I'll give you my fake name sheet.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Later on, Sarah and my wife sit down and the
lady is just still yelling. And my wife's like, just
sit down, just sit down. I said, hell no. If
they would have said something politely, okay, maybe, but you
want to be a bitch, we'll be a bitch.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Bat not agreeing on that one.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
You're not agreeing with that?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
No, what you're not? No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
And she's like, I can't see. I'm trying to see
the stage and you're blocking it. Get out of the way.
You need to get out of the way. And she goes,
you don't even sit there. What do you think you're doing?
And I turned around, Oh boy, and I looked at
her and I said, it's a seat. It's this concert.
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You can stand up. There is no rules about sitting
and standing at a concert.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
What an end of the night. Your wife must have
been so proud.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
And I said, I said, why don't you just calm down?
Jesus And she goes, that's right, that is what you need.
You need some Jesus in your life.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Just oh god, this is so cringe. I'm having secondhand cringe.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
And I turned back around.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
How are you doing this all during Tennessee whiskey? No, No,
Tennessee whiskey was the song that you thought ended it.
Then he goes, encore, got a joy my life fucking sihs.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Nah, he played that one earlier, and I'm I'm fired
up now now I'm pissed. Now, I'm just really pissed.
I thought, you're fol No, no, you're not a bone
to pick man.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I just was annoyed with this old ass Karen yelling
at me and screaming like it's too just enjoy the encore, Like,
shut up and just enjoy the encore. And I said,
and then and then she goes, those aren't even your seats,
Like I said, you're not your seats. You don't need
to be standing. I said, what damn difference does it
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make if they're my seats or not. People were here
during the whole concert, so they left and they brought
in replacements. There was still people.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
How far are you away from her.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I'm from I mean, I'm in seat probably six, seven,
eight and nine, and she's probably in eleven and twelve,
so like three seats, but two rows back, she's over
like towards the aisle. She's right on the aisle.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
And your wife is no part of this.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
My wife is just sitting down going.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Oh my god, just my name be eyeing at my name, Paul,
it's up to y'all. My name is Jim, and couldn't
find it. Rhyme your turn, and I said, so it
doesn't matter. There was people here all night, so it
doesn't matter if it's my seats or their seats. There
was already people here, so they went and tagged us
in and said, go sit in our seats.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
What difference does it damn make? So I'm missing the
whole encore.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
By the way, I wanta luck for the Sore Losers podcast.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
I don't give a damn about a look as well, dude,
I give them damn about this lady being an absolute
raging bitch at a concert.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I don't support you, dude.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
No, no, no, it's no.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
That's where you wearing a sore Losers.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
It gets better, Ray, it ain't over yet.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
It's just not a good look.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I it got better. Then she hit She hit me
where it really hurt. Then she hit me.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
With I got a sex change.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
No, she goes, if you want to be down here
in the expensive seats, so damn bad. You need to
save up your money and buy some tickets down here.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
She gets a liugh track. She goes, you need to
get another job. You need to come work on what's
the Church Street with the old bankers like me? And
that's when I had it, and you said I'm sorry,
I wasn't born under the wrong gender, and I just
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banged my way to the top hall.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Helloja, And I turned around.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
How many CEOs have you fucked?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Actually, I don't think I've done any, but.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
I was actually I know, Oh you to herry?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Yeah, And that's when that's what pissed me off the most.
Don't don't you act like you're better than me and
that you got better seats to me, and that they're
so expensive that I couldn't afford him. Because here's the
funny part, Damn lady, I didn't have to pay a
damn dime and I had better seats than your ass.
So what do you shut up?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
And reaching your pocket to show her the ticket, you
pull out the bird and flip her off.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
And so and her husband serves my tickets. Yeah exactly
you and her husband's sitting right next to her and
he ain't saying a damn word.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Smart. Uh, that would have been you got the big
friend though, right?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yes? And so I turned around.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I said, nothing like some white trash into Chris stables.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
I mean, she was probably straight up from Alabama, hadn't
been to a concert in a few years, and she
was ready to unleash on the public.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yeah, well, why don't you hawk two on that thing?
Why didn't you hit her.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Killer? That's what I should have hit her with the
hawk toa So, I said, well, for your damn information,
my seats were better than yours. My seats are right
here in this row. I've been sitting here. Oh damn n.
So you saying I should be down here, I should
pay for these damn tiggts. Guess what My tickets were
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two rows in front of your ass. So who had
the better seats? And that's when her husband goes, then
sit in your seats, and I said, it's one row.
It doesn't make a damn did a difference. Shut up?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Oh my gosh, dude, you've blushed. I don't say this
about parents often, but the kids are making y'all lose
your minds, dude.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
And she goes, oh, you guys are just a bunch
of grown up assholes.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
They're good fighters.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
That's when my wife got mad at them. At them,
we're standing up. We're standing up, and they stand up,
and then he goes, you know what, I'm gonna go
get the usher. She's gonna go get the the usher
in the encore, like she is so serious. She is
gonna miss the whole encore because she is so annoyed
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and yelling and she's gonna go get the usher. So
by the time all this goes down, woman, you're gonna
miss the entire encore.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Your friends engaging, oh engaging. Uh.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Will Is already is pissed. Uh. Sarah was not drinking.
She goes, oh my god, I'm so glad I'm not drinking.
I've been climbing over the seats at the lady and
I am just now. I'm just like, you know what,
I'm just gonna keep watching the concert. So here comes
the damn usher. She goes and gets the freaking usher. Hello,
and she's like, you know this, lady's complaining, these aren't
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your seats. So my wife pulls out the phone says,
here are tickets, and the lady goes, well, that's just
one row in front. You're fine where you are.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
You got facts on her ass.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
You're fine where you are. And so we knocked.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Too on that ticket thing.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
So we stood up the rest of the the next
two songs. I think he played three songs in the encore,
and and then I said, man, what a great concert
you guys.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
I hope you had fun. I thought it would be
over by now.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
And as we're walking up the stairs, she moved off
the aisle, her husband moved to sitting on the aisle,
and I said, did you guys enjoy the encore? And
walked out of the arena.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Oh my gosh, Mike drop. But it didn't Mike draw.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
No, what the hell, dude, who gives a damn? It's
an here's the rule for encores.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
I ain't going to a Texan bay right now. We're
not going to a country music concert with you. All
that is white trash right there. That is how people
get in fights.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
No, No, that's exactly how people get in fights.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
So awkward.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
It was awkward. But the fact that here's the thing
that what really got me is when she said, if
you want to be in the expensive seats down here,
maybe save up your money and buy tickets down here.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
And then you got her with did you say that
yours were free? I said, actually, we're better.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yeah, I said, Actually, damn it, I was sitting right here,
right here, and I pointed to the row in front
of me. I said, I've been sitting in this row
all night, better tickets than you have, So why don't.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
We shut up? Yeah, that's see, that's why I'll call
it ain't good because you get into stuff like that. Guarantee,
if you guys didn't have drinks prior, you would have
never done any of that.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Your wife, No, then my wife stood up and started dancing,
throwing her arms in the air like making sure she
could do every block that she could, making it hard
to see the stage. Sorry, you can't see.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Not a good look for SLN man. It's a dark
day in sl in history. And that, lady, what things
we've been trying to do in this community. We took
a step back.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
No, the rule about encore is most people are leaving
and then they hear the encore in and they just
run in it and they find the first open seat.
It doesn't matter if it's your seat or not. They're
only playing one, two, three songs max. So if you've
not left your seat and someone comes and stands in
front of you or the road behind you, or next
to you. You can't be like, oh sorry, those aren't
the Encore. All rules are off, man. They people just
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come flooding in and find the first open seat. Relax. Yeah,
and don't tell me to sit down. And then don't
tell me if I wanted the expensive seats that I
should have paid for the damn expensive seats. So kiss
my freaking ass.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Yeah, all you gen z's out there. You guys know
what that is called. That is called second hand cringe.
We gotta take a break. No, then it gets even better.
What dude, you're done with the fight?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Well then, ray, the booze hadn't fully worn off. I
had an ax to grind.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Now we're standing out on the concourse, standing there and
she's just standing against the pole waiting for her husband
to go because he had to go pee. But she
didn't say a word to us. They went that direction.
We went the other direction. We walked down Broadway, went
to get in the car. Jam pack getting out of
that parking garage. The side street is just jam.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Pack, No the one.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
So don't worry. Will he's gonna get out in direct traffic.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
In a funny way, or he's gonna make it productive,
or he acted like he was a traffic guard.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
He had like he's a traffic guard, so we could
get out of the parking garage. And he's putting his
hand up telling cars to stop, and they're honking at him. Oh,
and one uber's like, dude, you're not a cop. Get
out of the way. You're not a cop. Get out
of the way. And he's like trying to get out
of the garage. Just relax, we'll be right out in
one second. Just we'll be out in one second.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Because they weren't doing one car one car, no.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Because they were stuck trying to go across Broadway and
it wasn't moving. We were trying to go left away
from Broadway right, and so there's no way to no
need to block the entrance or the exit to the
parking garage.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
It happens every time.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
But the uber driver's like no, and it's like and
he's like it's six inches, not gonna make a difference.
Just hold on, just hold on. And so then the
uber driver, oh, just laying on the horn.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Turn that down.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
And that's when his wife's like, we'll just get in
the car. We'll just get in the car, and goes
we're about to get out, and then he stands in
the middle and the car's coming another way. He puts
up the hand, he waves us out. He saved us
forty five minutes. Though, okay, saved us forty five minutes
we got in the car.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
See that had an end to him, it means to
an end, whereas the fight inside the arena, there was
no judge or jury there. It just really ends like that,
sadly as nobody accomplished anything.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
And that was my night at Stapleton.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
We got take a break, I mean wore me out. Dude,
I didn't know which side that was gonna go on.
I kind of side with them because it was a
good debate, a good argument.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
The fact that she got another Karen to join her.
That's what's crazy is two women yelling. The one woman
taps me on the shoulders, that tells me I need
to sit down, and she points down at the seat, like, hey,
you need to sit down and points down to the seat.
Who the are you my mom? Are you gonna tell
me to sit down?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Shut them up, Coach, You guys just lived out stereotypes.
That right there is white trash and Tennessee baby hock
two on that thing. Man, there's been a lot of
great things come out of Tennessee in the last two weeks.
Hawk Tua and you guys getting in a fight in
the stands Man.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Five days later, I'm still pissed about it. And we
got together the next night with that family over another
family's house, and we talked about it, and I.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Was like, man, we y'all think that was white trash.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
I was like, do you think that woman's sitting around
with her friends telling that story. Yeah, they are telling
us about a bunch of grown up assholes, But you
guys don't feel bad about it. They probably do. No pissed.
I was so pissed. I was fired up.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Ray I put my flag in that mountain of seats.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
We'll take a break. We'll be right back. Listen, guys,
I know we're supposed to do the drawing for names.
We'll do it on Friday's pod. There's I mean, I
had to talk about Stapleton. I had like, mondays, we're
gonna do it. Then we had too much. Today I
felt like I had to get those stories in because
a week later rate have been like, really, a week later,
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not worth it. We will draw the names on Friday,
all the entries are in. We're looking at five hundred
entries and I know this one guy, Josh, did not
get in, and we tweeted out the link. Get ready
to laugh, it's Monday's pod, and Josh replied on Twitter
or on x So everybody has to pay two hundred
dollars for Fantasy football, so your friends and family get
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to play for free. Makes sense. Here's the thing. Anybody
in the league has to pay the money. Like Ray
has to pay his money. I have to pay my money.
Anybody that gets drawn has to pay their money. It
doesn't matter if I let my uncle, my nephew, my niece,
my great or my goddaughter. If I let them in
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the league, they still have to pay two hundred dollars.
Do the payouts. The payouts wouldn't add up if people
were just in there for free. So shout out Josh
because then he responds, I said, I don't know where
you get your info. Anyone in the league play pays,
including Ray and Lunchbox, even Arnold, and he goes, that's
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why Ray said, I get to play for free, and
he giggled for twelve seconds. I'm sure my facts are wrong.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Did I do that? Though? We do this because guys,
the word is flippantly. We have no script. We just
come in here exhausted after a morning show shift. And
so if I did giggle after saying I play for free,
I don't know why I said that. But the money
has to come from somewhere. Yes, it would be missing
in the final payouts.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Like we would be when we say, hey, winner gets
twenty five hundred dollars and there's only twenty two hundred.
It would be kind of obvious that someone didn't pay.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
And we have to pay for the website.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
And I pay for the website out of my own money.
So yeah, it costs two hundred bucks to get on
the website.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Yeah. And that party bus in Vegas three years ago
at the convention, I paid for that man.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Yeah, he did do that.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
And you guys got it for free. Sore Losers Nation,
you did do that. Yeah, you guys got it for free.
But I'm not gonna take to X and say the
people that got it for free, I did it out
of the good of my heart.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Yeah, And I want to talk about a little bit
about this. Jordan Chiles getting her bronze medal taken away,
because my question is why would she give it back?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Well, it's one of those things, why do you not
lie on your taxes? Eventually they'll come and get it
from you.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Well, they're gonna break into your house and take it. Yeah,
so you think the Olympic Committee can just knock down
her door and come in and take it. Because my
whole thing is I'd be like, man, it's already at
my house. You ain't getting shit, get it. We learned
the hard way.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Remember when we took those tickets ten years ago, we
had good tickets. They came to our house, they knocked
on our door and they came into our house and
they got the tickets back when we lived together, and
we said, hey, what are they gonna do? Come take them?
Yeah they did. They rovede.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Hey, we got to offer tickets. I forget what concert was.
And they gave us the tickets and we're like, oh
my god, these are great tickets. And we get a
call saying, hey, we gave you the wrong tickets. We're like, no,
we're good.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
We said, what are they gonna do? Drive to our
house and come get them.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Hey, thirty minutes later, oh.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Yeah, we're here for the tickets. Oh damn you guys
thought you were going there. How did you guys find us?
And what are you here here to grab the tickets
for our own apartment? This is depressing.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Wow, here you go.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Hey, they'll come to your damn house and take whatever
they want, bronze medal or what.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
I just find it funny. I might They're like, oh,
she's gonna need to give that bronze medal back, and
I'm like, uh, you when I was on that stand
and do you put that bronze medal over my neck?
Speaker 1 (39:01):
I flew home.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
If I'm not going to be in the next Olympics,
why would I even care? Like, why would I give
it back? Is not? What are you gonna do? Suspend
me from the Olympics. Well, guess what, I'm retiring from
the Olympics anyway you can. You ain't getting this crap back.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Well, I mean, if that's the worst thing that happened
at the Olympics, you had three guys in a bed,
Tom Cruise jacking himself off on a trampoline and then
Brian Locke not getting in a fight with a gas
station worker in Rio de Janeiro. Guys, it was a
successful Olympics by those standards. So we just had one
person that'd give him medal back.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
USA, Baby, Usa, USA, I wouldn't give him back, And
then everybody's medal. I see medals are falling apart, pictures
of them. They're all like the bronze and the goal
is all flaking off.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
And guys, I hate to say this, Loki flegs. Billy
got me a Tiffany's necklace. I don't know if this
has anything to do with the bronze necklace.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Wait, when did Billy get you a Tiffany's necklace?
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Could be similarities. Two years ago, destin Beach, we went,
Billy went, and Heather and her family went. Billy gifted
me a Tiffany's necklace, just for anything, just for just
a friend gift.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
I told him to stop doing that shit because I
don't he wouldn't be one to ever hold it over
my head. But I don't like gifts unless it's a birthday.
Billy gives gifts. Billy gives guys rolelexes. I'm like, Billy,
you've lost your damn mind.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Billy's never given me shit.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Okay, anyways, I'm just saying, well, if he if you
end up with a Rolex, then we're gonna know how
Billy got in the fantasy football league. He does one end,
but I don't even know if he's gonna check his team.
So no, no, okay, But Billy gifted me a Tiffany's
necklace worth a couple thousand dollars. I get in the
water in Destin Beach in the golf and the next
(40:39):
day it turned green and it was weird. Had to
go to Tiffany's get it cleaned. It ended up still
sparkling it with silver. Those just do that. Metals do that?
You think they're gonna be finding the water. The ones
that are fining the water are the cheap shit. The
ones that get gross are the expensive ones. And I'll
hang up and listen.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
I had no idea.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
My truckers probably know this, right, guys. You guys all
have Rolexes and Chaine.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
I always thought that's how you knew something was fakes,
if it turned your finger green or something.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
That's I'd use that example because I had a Tiffany's
and it turned green as shit by the fourth day.
I looked at bad, I go, is that mird? Does
this thing look like seaweed on my neck. Oh man,
that's funny. And dude, we got a big night tonight.
I'm gonna tell you what. We got soccer playoffs nine
to fifteen game tonight.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Woo no no. And then I get a text right
now from the league says, hey, sorry, field is unplayable.
We've had to move your game to seven o'clock to
a different field. I'm like, who wha, wha, whoa, whoa.
My team's already pending on being there at nine to fifteen.
So now we're scrambling. Now we're hopefully we're gonna be
able to feel the.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Team that's due. Yeah, that's on the fly.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah, that's on the fly. You can't give me six
and a half hours notice, like, hey, we're switching your game.
That's it's not cool.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
It's on the league office. Man. I mean, you should
have checked the field days ago and let me know.
Roger Goodell, Adam Silver. That's that. Those types they're in,
they they're at.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Who's the hockey one? Is it? Gary Bettman? Still?
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Probably Stanley? I don't know, damn dude.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah, and we're gonna Hey, you want to talk about
having the life. Our bosses have the absolute best life.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Are we doing one more segment? We're gonna do one
more segment, and I have a bet to look into
because right now it makes no sense. And since we're
doing this one in real time, it's very important.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
We'll be right back. We'll get to the bet first.
That's more important. What's your bet?
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Man?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
All right?
Speaker 1 (42:23):
So, Olli Gordon, guy that got a dui college football. Yeah,
apparently I'm not speaking on that. Bad terrible dude. Bad guy.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
No, No, just bad decision, not bad dude.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Right. He is the next Derrick Henry. Barry Sanders. The
guy I looked last year had multiple two hundred almost
three hundred yard games. Derrick Henry when he won it
in twenty and seventeen the Heisman, he had two hundred
yard games. Some games he had three touchdowns. Ollie Gordon
had similar to that. I look at the Heisman odds.
(42:55):
This is it, this is huge. I need you to listen.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
I'm listening. Need you to listen, Oli Gordon. Heisman.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
You know how you go to those websites and it'll
show you all the different DraftKings fan dude, Caesars bet MGM.
What does some of these websites know bet MGM has
him at sixty six hundred odds to win the Heisman.
You get me on that's that's insane.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Oh, he won't win.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Sixty six hundred is one of the farthest favorites there
is on the board. Yeah, he won't win sixty six hundred.
Whereas the favorites. You got your Dylan Gabriels at seven hundred,
So sixty six hundred far other side of the spectrum.
Bet MGM. Yeah, Caesars has him at eighteen hundred, same
odds as Jalen Milroe. That's a discrepancy of four thousand,
(43:47):
forty seven hundred in odds.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
So if you're gonna bet it, you want to bet
it on that one.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
BETMGM. What is what is Caesar's know there all of
a sudden they're thinking this is a running back year
or something. How is there a discription of forty seven
hundred odds. I've never seen that in the history of
my life. Usually they're off by a couple hundred. Oh,
they'll give you a ten bucks here if you bet
it over there, dude, find somebody and get I'm telling you, Oh, I'm.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
It's a competitor.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
I don't know but anyways, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
I've never seen that before.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
I have, I'm telling you. I try to tell people
in the hallway, and they all, damn me don't even
know how to pay their tax as much less understand
betting odds. So I don't know. I don't know who
I need to tell. Something is happening in the cosmos,
bet Olie Gordon, How does that happen? That's a sign?
I mean, at least put a flyer on him. Yeah,
(44:43):
on that one APT sixty six hundred.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
I don't remember the name of it. I don't remember
name of but sixty six hundred, I'd put it. I'd
put it on there.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
And that's throw a nickel ray.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
I did see on our Facebook sate page, Travis Burlison.
I think it was who it was. He was talking
about future betting Diamondbacks.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
He's got he hitting a baseball and stick it up
his ass whole.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
I think he missed something in his his predictions. He
was like, bet the Diamondbacks, bet the Padres that win
the division. Oh, they're getting healthy, they're getting hot, and
the Dodgers are all hurt. Yeah. Then Freddie Freeman came back.
Then Mookie Betts came back. Walker Bueler is about to
come back.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
I think you forgot about Mookie Bets and Max Munsey's
about to be back. I think you picked the wrong
the wrong teams to pick. I think the Dodgers, I mean,
they're overwhelmingly favorites, and there's a reason they're about to
get healthy. They're about to pull away again in the division.
So Burleson, I'm not backing you, sorry, Bud Burlison.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
I am backing you with the odds alone, and we
are already in on that. Not on the Dbacks, but
on the Padres three and a half back plus eight hundred.
We're in with you, buddy.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
I'm fine with that three and a half back. Let's
go throw a little nickel at it.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
I don't mind it. I'm just saying, it's like, whoa
hold on the Dodgers. But I mean, Mookie Betts came
back already hitting home runs again. I'm like, ah, don't
mess with it. Don't mess with it, dude.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
That is us team.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Man. They are when they're healthy.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Oh my god, you can do plus twenty three hundred
or not twenty three hundred plus two hundred and thirty dollars,
So it's about two and a half times your money.
Pick a team from it, and it says team to
win the World Series in l West, because then either
the Dodgers can win it, the Padres can win it,
or the Diamondbacks can win it, and nobody in the
Central winning it. The clubs cardinal in the West or
the East.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Matt's Phillies are sinking, sinking show.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Phillies haven't scored a run in a month.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
My question is, dude, I watch White Sox the scores
and they give up ten runs a game. Right, So
they're playing the Yankees this this series. So I bet
first game over five and a half runs for the Yankees,
they score three or two, okay, cool, Next game over
five and a half runs, that's their team total four.
I'm like, oh, that's guaranteed score four. How are the
(46:48):
Yankees not scoring runs against the White Sox so today?
I will bet the Yankees over five and a half.
They better damn do it.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
That's just being stubborn arguing with somebody at a concert.
That's the same thing. Betting is all about. Thinking differently.
Now that game you avoid Chicago's field, the wind. It's
a sucky ass hitters Park. Screw that the game will
probably one to nothing.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
The White Sox scored like thirteen runs. I know they did.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
It's it. That's a weird series. I like stadiums. I
like a Coors Field. I like a Wrigley Shy whatever
it's called. Cask New Sell Kamiski Park. Dude, that one's
the weirdest ass stadium ever. It'll be one to nothing
or the White Sox will put up twenty runs.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yeah, okay, now this is what I'm talking about. Our
bosses have the best line. So one of our bosses like, hey, dude,
we gotta get together play golf. Let's play golf. Let's
play golf. So I said, all right, let me hit
them up. I said, hey, golf next Friday. How's that
sound ah? He said, Unfortunately, I have a round on
the books with three other people on Friday. That Friday.
(47:51):
He goes, what about uh, tomorrow afternoon, how about Saturday
afternoon or the following Monday or the following Tuesday. I
have rounds booked, but there's you know, there's only two
of us playing. I'm like, how many rounds of golf
do you get.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
To play phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Yeah, dude, uh, how about tomorrow? How about Saturday? How
about Sunday or Monday? I mean, the funniest thing, he's
playing five rounds of golf in six days.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
I have a follow up because I asked one of
the other bosses. Don't know if it's the same suits
and mustaches or brass, but I said, hey, when was
the last time you play golf? And they go, I
haven't played recent. I think the last time I played. Oh,
it was Monday, just two days ago. Usually us it's
a couple of months. He hasn't played in two days.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
So you can't play next Friday. But you gave me
five more options of the times you're playing that week. Hilarious.
All right, happy Wednesday, guys.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
We're out of here, wide open on a Saturday. What
about your family? Well, hey, baser, I'm gonna go play
golf for six hours with workers. Aren't you with them
Monday through Friday? No?
Speaker 2 (49:00):
No, actually we don't see them Monday through Friday. They're
playing golf. They're actually playing golf, these people. So all right,
have a good Wednesday. Friday's episode. We will draw your
name if you're in your out Fantasy Football apologize. We
are the sore losers at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Ah little humbling, same bosses, the same brass, the same
upper management. Yea, I name I go. Yeah, I got
all these courses man by me that I play. Dude
named them. I haven't heard any of any of those.
I was like, oh they're Beaunis.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
All right, No wonder we haven't heard of them.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
Yeah, dude, I thought I was kind to FLEXI You're.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
I got this course, right, I got this course, never
played it?
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Yeah, I thought he was gonna hit me with that's
bad ass. He says, never heard of videos like I
was making them up. Yeah. One of them is called
farmers Brook. The other one is.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
That's the local muni right here. No, we don't play that.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Wh Sorry you've never played Wheat Hills. I've never played
it or heard it.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
You're like, do you know a member out there? You're like, no, no,
it's just a muni Like, oh no, no, we only
go where there's Yeah, that's not that's not our that's
not our type. Man m
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