August 16, 2024 • 50 mins
In this episode we make dreams come true and we crush the hopes of many at the same time. Will you be one of the lucky ones to get in The Sore Losers Fantasy Football League? We also check in with Batters Box to find out about his feelings on the 49ers and we read some of your emails. Good Luck!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Well, yeah, all right, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah, we've already started. Yeah, this is our biggest episode yet.
Welcome you are looking live. I don't have the script.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Oh no, I was using it to bloom my nuts.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Hey, this might be our favorite episode of the year.
People love this one.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Lowest rated.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
No, no, no, no, people love this one.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We're gonna turn these mics down. Guys, it's gonna be
all screwed up in your tractors today. I don't give
a damn go.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Oh, I tell you what happened to the bed.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
And sorry, yeah, my bad man.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You act like I'm I like that guy.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Hey man, it's that time. It's that time. It's time
to draw for the twenty twenty four sore losers. Fantasy Football.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Probably can't do the Indian War hoop anymore. Let me know, guys,
if that is inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I will say this. Tyler mussel White, the defending champ.
He has contacted and he said he wants to reenter.
He is back. Tyler mussel White is coming for the title.
And here's the thing. And it made me realize, you
need white in your name to win this league.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
All of them have had that.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Tyler Mussel White, Ashley White won it twice.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
And Ray war White. Yeah that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I mean that's really weird. But yes, none of.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Us have even come close have even like you, me,
your dad, your brother, you had Batter's Box.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Box won it?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
He did.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I believe he won it. I think it went Ashley White,
Ashley White, Batter's Box, Tyler Mussel White, Batter's Box won.
I believe. So.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I'm just learning about this four years after it happened.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Wow, what if everybody and I.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Won the Story Losers League in twenty nineteen before COVID,
the novel virus hit us. He probably won it in
twenty twenty when there are no fans in the stands.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I mean, yeah, so he got no trophy presentation, he
didn't get anything big. But that's okay.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
This is how bad American's memories are. NBA was in
the bubble pandemic year. Major League Baseball they had no
fans in this they had no fans, but they still
did the World Series. What about football NFL? Yeah, i'd see.
I couldn't tell you football. I just made that. I
don't know the football news. There's no way got canceled.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Now they had to have the super Bowl. There had
to be people in the super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
It was the following year, so it was probably broke
before the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
There had to be people at the super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
UFC did Fight Island. I know.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Fight Island was awesome. There was fights all the time.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Even more awesome when you put thirteen thousand on a fight.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Who what? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
That was my biggest bet ever. That's how I remember
Fight Island.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
You did thirteen thousand dollars on one bet.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, Fight Island on a Saturday during the pandemic. I
couldn't walk. I lost feeling in my legs for up
to two hours.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Please explain to me, like, what made you bet thirteen
thousand dollars on this fight?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I think i'd lost five grand?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Okay, no, no, no, But what what about this specific fight?
You're like, oh, you know, thirteen k sounds good. This
guy is so good. I'm gonna bet thirteen thousand dollars
on him. That's all I had left in the betting account,
and I was trying to win back to five grand.
I already lost, and I put thirteen thousand on him.
It went the distance. Any won.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
During Fight Island in Office Coast of Brazil.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Not n out tell me did it go to the distance,
and was it like twenty nine to twenty eight, twenty nine,
twenty eight, twenty nine, twenty eight or was it thirty
twenty six thirty twenty seven? Like how close of a
fight was it?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I don't even think I could watch it. I believe
I just saw the body blows, and so I was
able to tell he was doing very well. And I
checked x formerly known as Twitter, and people were updating
how it was going. My biggest bet ever, I didn't
even wasn't able to watch. You had to pay. I
(04:15):
believe you had to pay one hundred dollars for it.
I didn't have it one hundred bucks, but.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
No, yeah, thirteen Kate to bet on the fight.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Of virtual money. Didn't have real money, coach. We lost
track of everything. But who knows. If NFL went on,
it had to them. There's no way they canceled the football.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
They played football, but I don't even remember, like super
Bowl wise, how did they do it?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
They played football because we went to my neighbor's house
for Thanksgiving during the pandemic, and that's when I traded.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh were they in your bubble?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Okay, I went and got drunk, and
that's when I traded away Patty Mahomes and picked up
Lamar and I get a text from Boomer. Really, I'm
never gonna forgive you. You traded away Patty mahoney.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Man, I'm gonna tell you what I I would say.
The number one quarterback off the board this year has
to be Jj McCarthy. If you're if you're thinking about
at all winning your division, if you have any championship
aspirations in fantasy football, JJ McCarthy has to be first pick.
I mean, if not round two, you cannot let him
slip number two.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Round two, Yeah, number two, you want to get Jordan Addison.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, that's what I'm just saying. If you don't peulntce
early on those, then you are going to be on
the outside looking in.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Ray I love. Are we gonna do the drawing for
the fantasy yay?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Are you gonna play the intro music? Because we still
got to do the intro?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I thought he got preempted by it.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
No, no, no, nothing gets preempted. Oh but I will say, dude, hey,
on Sundays, you got to start recording after Big Brother
because golf runs late a lot of times on Sundays.
Football runs late on Sundays, and so if you have
your DVR set to record, you're not gonna get all
(06:01):
a Big Brother And I made that mistake last weekend.
The golf went long because they played thirty six holes.
Max Geiserman shit the bed and cost me my seven
point one thousand dollars and then we go to sit.
I was like, all right, I'm gonna watch Big Brothers.
See what's going on. Only had ten minutes of the episode.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
What the left field was any of that.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I'm just saying, make sure this weekend if you are
gonna record Big brother on Sunday, record after especially with
football season coming up, it runs late on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Baser just finally discovered the live feeds and she goes,
these are awesome and I said, yeah, they're almost better
in the actual show because you get to see everything.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
My wife one hundred percent said, the real show is
online with the live feeds, and she said she calls
us what do they call us the casuals?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I think they call us the boomers.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
No, the people that only watch the TV show, they're
called the casuals or something like that. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I like life knows a big brother term that I
don't know. But let's continue. We digress. Yeah, we're gonna
do it.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Live, Arnold.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Can I be in a fantasy.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
For big No? But thank you for asking.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Well, then you know what? Fuck you?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Get away from the board, get out of the room
during the draft. Yes, go over there, Yes, yes, open
the door and get the fuck out. All right, we
can continue, Guys, We're gonna do it live. Oh the
what dude? Dur so loser? What up?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Everybody?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
It says or I moved on from the North Alpha
male live on the North side of Nashville, got a
Broadway girl, took her there. I didn't kidnap her. I
actually got married to her during the pandemic. We've been
married now for years to the day. Actually not, it's
October twenty fourth. I remembered that date because she said
it had to do with some sort of a password
to a password to a something, and I didn't know
it at the time, but now I have engraved that
date in my hand because apparently gets you in trouble
(08:13):
if you forget your anniversary. Lunch over to you. I'm
talking way too fast. I can't slow myself down.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
We are about to draw forty four names and make
dreams come true. I mean, what division do we want
to start with? Do we want to start with the
defending champ Tyler Musselwhite? Do we want to start with
Batterbox Sizon, Ray Mundo or Lunchbox's Division Ray?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
So Batter's Box gets to be a captain of a division?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, because we need a fourth Well, let me hit
his music.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
What if everybody it's a Batter's Box here?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
And I'm looking at the names, man, there are some
great names here. We got Alisha Hendrix, I see Haley Bergeron,
Jose Gutierrez, Hugo, Benitez, Ryan Ramshaw, Bradley Schumett, Paul Duncan, John.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Newton, good Old Ramrod.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Angel from Texas, Miguel Montes, Miguil, Alicia Mounson, Mike Perez, Alicia,
John Michael Mendozo. He got much JMM, you thought I
was gonna say, John Michael Montgomery, No, Ashlyn Harris, Ben Alonso,
Vinnie fanand Kimberly, Amuda our Rihanna, mary On Amuna, Justin Buckaneski,
(09:27):
Damon Turner, Keaton Ellige. I mean I see all these
names before Torres, before.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
You confuse people anymore. He's just randomly saying it. We
have not done the drawing yet.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
No, we have not.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Can I say this? Yeah, Justin and me will be
sharing a team. Wow, So it is official. It's gonna
be our team. We each invest a hunter and then
we split the winning.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I love it, Wyatt Craig, I see your name down there.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I just wanted to get that out there in case
you guys try to get me with a technicality stipulation
why I can't win the money because I, uh illegally
sided with half the team.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I see Chincho our CEO, Jada, Paulvick. I mean, we
got so many people in here, Cameron need them. Chad Sutton,
let me know when we're gonna start exthing. I mean,
you gotta tell that one division we're starting with.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Is it one from each You're just rocking a whole division?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Ah, what do you think we should do?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Probably should have discussed this before the podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Now this is why we do it.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Great.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
This we do it great and we got some emails.
I mean it says coachers. Audio boost is legit. I
can finally hear it over the sound of my tractor.
Ray knows about that country life. Keep the booster and
keep up the good work. That's James Scota.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Somebody was saying that. I think they said they were impressed.
We actually followed through on something I said, we guarantee
will follow through and then I put in parentheses within
a year.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Of saying something correct. Hey, Sison, here's an email. Since
you said no one ever gives you comments in the email.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Ray, That's what I tell my wife with honey. Dudes.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Love the podcast as y'all are one of my favorites,
one of your favorites. What the by the way, sound
quality sounds good to me, loud and clear on iHeartRadio.
Love the golf story about losing the seven point one
k bet made my day. Keep it up, guys. Adam
Johnson from Johnson Farms, Thanks Johnny, he's a real farmer.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yep, get him his sound event no hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Brother Brennan Rogers says sound is way better. Thanks for
the little twerk.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Glad you guys, are into the girth.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
All right, we're gonna start with uh, We're gonna start
with muscle wise division.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Guys. The backstory behind the calling audio girth is some
of these people, the engineers and brainiacs, the webmasters, kept
coming at me and saying the audio and talking all
technical terms, and it got me so pissed off. So
I started responding in sexual ways. So eventually this was
developed ten years ago. I started saying, if audio was
good and thick and it like filled the next jen
(12:00):
and Adobe and stuff, I would say, it was really girthy.
And so there's a guy in iHeart that actually responded
back to me and said, could you please stop referring
good audio as girth? Dude, I was so pissed off.
I had no idea.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I had no no, I had no idea that someone
replied and actually said, hey, can you stop with the girl.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
He said, please stop referring to good audio as girth.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Oh my gosh, I love it. All right, are we ready?
Here we go. We're gonna click the spin right here,
our first person in a muscle White's division. It's spinning
round and round it goes. Oh my gosh, why didn't
it stop a little bit faster. That's taken forever. It's
we're gonna be here all damn day, and it is
(12:47):
stop it, stop it, babe, John Michael Mendoza, Dude, I
just called that name, and you thought I said John
Michael Munk Montgomery.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
And then how many names are in there? What are
the odds of somebody going there's.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Like four hundred and eighty six people divided by forty eight,
John Michael Mendoza, you are in Muscle White's division.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
All right, you have a ten point one two five
chance of getting drawn roulette tables fifty to fifty, winning
at blackjack, fifty two percent chance. If you do columns
at roulette, you have about a sixty seven percent chance.
Now with the greens, you have about a forty eight
percent chance. If you're playing TikTok and you have the
drawing form memorabilion, you pick a division, you have about
(13:37):
a four times twenty. You have a twenty three percent
chance at this you have a ten percent. So there
you go, all are you ready?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Let's get this next person? Here we go. We're still
we're staying in Muscle White division. I think we're just
gonna do each division. I think it works better that way.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, you're the commissioner man.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Hey, No, you were co commissioner man.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
No, thanks, I ain't signing my name to that.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah you are here, We go and the winner is
boom boom Taylor Higginbotham Taylor Higginbotham.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Man. All right, remove that person and you're for real
this is our highest rated episode.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
No, it may not be the highest rate. I may
just made that up. I may man just made that up.
And no spoilers, please don't point post. Hey, so and
so you made it, you made it. No, let him
listen to the podcast. Guys. Jennifer Rogers, Welcome Jen Jennifer Rogers.
She said, big Aaron Rodgers fan. She is going Rogers
(14:43):
round one just like his Achilles. All right, too soon, No,
it's never too soon.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Rogers and the boys. Man outside chance you get the
running back breeze haul right, I don't know. Garrett Wilson,
you gotta think watch out for that man.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Hey, Garrett Wilson of Travis High School, max Craft max Craft,
Welcome to Muscle White's Division. Max Craft.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
He's muscle got.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Muscle has one, two, three, four, five, We got seven
more in the Muscle White division.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
The more you do these, it just seems like almost
everybody gets drawn. But it's only a ten percent.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I don't even think it's I think your math is
way off. I think your math's way off.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
It actually improves.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
No, Andrew Adams, Andrew Adams, go ahead, speak it out loud.
Don't don't think it. Speak it.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
So say twelve minus from that, so thirty six, so
it'd be uh, thirty six, and then after the first division,
so then it would be thirty six left, and then
what's twelve with a total amount was four to eighty. Yeah, okay,
so let's say four fifty eight. So four fifty eight
divided by thirty six, your your chances increase?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Oh yeah, I have no idea. I'm I'm I don't
know what you're saying. I'm not paying attention as much.
Tyler Klatt, Tyler Klatt, he's a returner Joel Klatt's son. Yeah,
I think I maybe that's why I never man.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
We have mathematicians out there. If the total number decreases,
but also the slots available decreases, do your odds increase?
Because according to my math, real quick, it went up
by two percent.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Hey, we know how we know how accurate our math is.
We have been known, we are known for our math.
God masculin her the math. You have a twelve percent
chance now of getting drawn. It's increasing. Matt pot erosca key, Yeah,
pot of Roski Key, Matt pot of roska Key. I
(17:00):
don't know, Radski. I don't know how you say that,
damn last name. That's impossible. One, two, three, four or five, six,
seven eight? We got four more, four more, nine, ten, eleven. Yeah,
here we go, Here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Ry glad you have those beds. It'd be a lot of.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Oh my god, it'd be a lot of dead air man.
I don't know. People are sitting at their work, keep
it goal, getting nothing done, waiting to hear their name called.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
And let me say this. I thought it was I
always and say an air on the side of this
is being a bad episode because there's no stories. It's
just a lot of hogwash. Baser told me she's actually
gonna listen to this episode, and I can't spoil it
for her because she put her name in the pot
and if she gets slected, she pays two hundred dollars
and is into fantasy football. But she doesn't want to
(17:45):
know until she listens to the episode. Very bizarre. She
didn't want me to tell her. She wanted that excitement
of listening to the whole episode.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Yes, because you want the excitement. It's sort of like
on draft night. You know what I hate about on
draft night is when they call the player right before
they're about to draft them to say, hey, welcome to
New England, baby, we're about to take you with this pick.
I want them to just go up there and read
the card and the guy be like, oh my god,
New England, just pick me. That's crazy, instead of knowing, Hey,
(18:14):
New England's picking me right here.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
But you also know the TV's delayed forty seconds. You're
gonna call them right when you just their clock probably
stops and that's when they're calling them. They call them
in real time.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
They call them, That's what I'm saying. But why call
them before the pick is announced. Let them announce the
pick and get the genuine reaction of them getting the right.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
But that damn stop watch that we see isn't the
real one. There's one behind the scenes that's even more official.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I understand. I just don't like it when they call
them and say, hey, Hey, Matthew Judon, we're drafting you
right here, right now. Get ready, You're coming to New England.
And then he shows him high five and his family
high five and his family, and then fifteen seconds later
the commissioner goes and with the twelfth pick New England
Patriots bick Matthew Judahan. It's like, well, we already knew
(19:04):
that because they showed the green room him high five
and and taking the phone call from the Patriots. It's
really stupid.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Half these players get handsy with their girlfriends too, or
their girlfriend goes to grab the phone a Ceedee Lamb
and then Ceedee Lamb grabs the phone from her amazing
draft night mon Yes I do remember that, and Ceede
Lamb still hasn't grabbed that proverbial contract. And Jered Jones says,
we're no rush.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
And he said, you're missed.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
You are missed, but we are in no rush CD,
but we would we would love to have you there.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I don't know what we're gonna do with that UCD,
but we did get Zeke back. We're all in this year.
Brian Hogan, Brian Hogan, welcome to the That's one, two, three, four, five,
six seven, eight nine.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Yeah, lunch thought their players and coaches are looking at
the Draft night on ESPN. Hey guys, ESPN says we
only have a minute left to draft. No, Murriy Hey,
Pill Belichick, hurry.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
No, No, I'm not saying that. I am saying, why
do I don't like that they call the players. I
don't give a damn about the clock. The clock has
nothing to do with my argument.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
You can let my dog bake the pick for all right,
Damn Garrett, I'm Bill.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Belichick, sam Shaw, sam Shaw, Welcome, Sammy sam Shaw, crack.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
One open, big guy. Is that Sam from the Convention?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
No? No, I don't think that's Sam. No, that's Sam.
I wear ugly clothes, Cowboys fan loser from the convention.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Dude, he changed my life though he hit me with dude,
nobody wears tight jeans anymore. I did not get that memo.
I haven't worn tight jeans since.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
He told you that right when we walked into Miranda
Lambert's ball.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah, it was a great start to the convention weekend.
I just worked like an eighty hour shift at the
Big Show and then I get hit with hey, man,
you're out of style. I was like, great, what's next
A punch to the nuts. Hey, oh nice, matt It
was actually even better. Your wife threw a box at
me and said, here carry this five blogs.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
She did do that. We had to row. I mean
that was rough, man. That was when we didn't I
have a babysitter. I had to pull up with the
kids unload the stuff. She had to get in the
car with the kids. We had to take the stuff in.
I don't know. Matthew Taylor. Welcome to the crew, Matthew Taylor.
And to round out round out the Tyler Mussel White Division.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, round
(21:20):
and round.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
It goes where it ends nobody knows.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
And there it is Eric Reinhart, Eric Reinhart, Welcome Eric Rhyano.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Man, there it is that a ol R. Reinert, the
girl from Gloriana.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Oh yeah, I don't think any relation that I know of.
We'll take a break. We'll be right back. People are
starting to freak out. There is a eleven spots down.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
We have wait.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I thought it was twelve a division, but Tyler took
one of those spots, so like, you'll take one of
the spots.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Oh my gosh. So there's four from the forty eight.
There's only forty four available.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Forty four available. Now we are down to thirty three available.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
So it's four eighty divided by thirty three. The chance
it increased.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah, and now we're gonna go to Battersbox's division. If
you hear your name, now you are in Batter's Box's division.
Let's go to the email. You want to hear an
email real quick? Where the heck is this?
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Hi, this is Jim from sarahcuse your podcast can sucks man?
Why don't you go suck off a.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Goat lunchy brim lunch bres Hall your biggest nightmare. As
we embark on the twenty twenty four fantasy season, we
can't help or remind you how twenty twenty three season ended.
That's right, Brice Hall, with the help of Sissons former
players that he traded us in Week five, beat your
ass in the playoffs, and we are here to make
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sure you don't forget that pain, stake and memory as
you draw for this year's fantasy spots. If the top
dog from last year backs out, just know the second
place Tittsburg Feelers would happily take the reins in the
fourth division. Besides, we all know you'd rather only face
us in the playoffs and not in lunches losers all
(23:19):
season long. Regardless of our names that are in the hat,
the Tittsburg Feelers are here to kick some ass. Well
if the wheel gods find favor in our eyes, of course.
Breeze Hall's Fan Club aka Jesson Miller.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Thanks dude, and you now have a fifteen percent chance
to make it all right.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Batter's Box, Here we go. Here we go, Batter's Boxes.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Dan, It's Batter's Box here with us.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Ah, here we go. There it is first one in
Battersbox Division. Kimberly Amuda, Kimberly Amuda, you are in.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Welcome Kimberly another woman.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Hey, that's one of those names I called out, So
it's a good sign if I called your name earlier.
It seems like you're getting picked. Kimberly Amuda, you are in.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
And we're doing a random, randomized wheel approved by Brady B.
Hans the Las Vegas, Nevada Gaming Commission.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
That's right, b Hands. He worked for Circus Circus. Brian Hawley,
Brian Holly. That's another name, yeah, Brian Holly. And if
I mean do I need to get the wheel on camera?
Does does that mean? Here we go? Here's the wheel
(24:32):
as you can see it. I don't know if you
can see.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
It or that we can't hear you or not.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Whoa uh, Cameron need him? That's a that's a conventioner.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Yea it is.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
That might be rookie of the year. That might have
been the rookie of the year Green Bay Packers. Yep, no,
I I no, I don't know. Yeah, no.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Coach has tr with the Instagram to real life transition.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah I do. Here we go. We're spending Cameron, you're
in Cameron is in batter's boxes division. Here we go.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
What if everybody it's a batter's box.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Oh boy, Joe d Line, Joe d Line. That's right,
Joe Dyline. Here we go, let's keep on spinning. I
know you guys are freaking out. You haven't heard your
name called yet, and you're like, what is going on?
Speaker 4 (25:29):
What if everybody that's a batter's box.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Here we go, it's coming up and the next person
batter Jake Thompson. Jake Thompson, Here we go, spinning that wheel,
trying to get batter's box on the line. See if
he has a message for everybody in his division. As
(25:55):
that wheel goes around and around. Jake Thompson, latest person in.
So we are in the middle of drawing for Batter's
Box's division. So far we have one, two, three, four,
five people in your division and now Eric Martinez is
in your division. Is there anything that you want to
(26:17):
say to your division? You want to give him a
little warning, a little shout out. What do you want
to say?
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Yeah, I'm coming for this year. I mean last year
sucked defending my title, but that's over for you guys.
So I'm sorry for all the people that are going
to be on my division. Thanks for the donation.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Thanks for the donation, he says. Anything else you'd like
to say? Have you been doing research? You've been listening
to this pod to get some advice?
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I have.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
I'm all caught up on the pod and that's about
all the research I've been doing. So hopefully you know
your your all's advice pays off.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Okay, okay, yeah, all right, any any anything else?
Speaker 4 (26:57):
No, that's it.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Who's in my division so far?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Daniel Evans, Eric Martin, Daniel Evans just got in. We
have a winner. Daniel Evans, Eric Martinez, Jake Thompson, Joe DeLine,
Cameron Needham, Brian Holly, Kimberly Amada.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Have I've never heard any of those people?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Well, if you had come to that, Hey, Ashley White
has not been seen or heard from in about two years.
Brian Holly and Kim and Cameron need him. I think
they both came. Brian, I think is the forty nine
ers fan?
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Hey, smart guy?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Hey, Well you ask him what he thinks about forty
nine ers last undefeated team?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Hey? What do you think about the bet the forty
nine Ers the last undefeated team?
Speaker 5 (27:40):
Man, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
I don't think I like that. I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Is there a reason we have Seampson Week five? I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
I just I'm not excited about all the drama going
on right now, so and typically we kind of start slow.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
I don't like it. Are you a little Are you
a little nervous that Ayuk? Are you a little nervous?
Ayuk is going to be Pittsburgh Steeler.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
No, I don't think it's gonna be a Steeler. I
just think they need to hurry up and get that
deal done. He'll be a forty nine Erkay, also don't
want I don't want Ray playing any bets on the
forty nine ers.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Really, why is that?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
What about McCaffrey leading rusher in the NFL?
Speaker 5 (28:15):
No, don't touch McCaffrey please, I'm already a little banged up. Like,
we don't need any of that.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Who's the number one pick in fantasy this year?
Speaker 5 (28:28):
Ah, it's got to be already, McCaffrey or Bijeon.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, okay, Bijeon. All right, Well, Ray said he is
putting a bet on McCaffrey to league the lead in
rushing and the Niners would be the last undefeated team
and the Niners to win the Super Bowl.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Ray, I might have to play out there and tape you, like,
tie you up and throw you in a closet.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
All right, stop it. Well, just make sure you come
January fifteenth to the seventeenth and pay your two hundred
dollars for the convention.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Oh all right, so I pay I pay in January. Cool?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah, the Niners will be playing well, I mean obviously.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
All right. Oscar Diaz is the latest member of Batter's
Boxes Division. Thank you for the great behind the scenes
the one on one interview. We appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
Nice good luck to everybody except in my division.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
All right, late late that was good, dude, Hey, not
a bad performance by him. One two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
We got three more. Here we go, man, this is
a great pod. People are on the edge of their seats,
Like Lance Christopher down in Austin, Texas is sitting there going,
am I gonna get in? Am I gonna get in?
I don't know, Lance. Oh boy, here we go, Andrew
(29:43):
Lee Sack, Andrew Lissick.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
And you know it's taking the names out as we go.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Oh yeah, I have to click. I have to click
the buttons has remove their name so it will not
draw their name again. And remember you have till Monday.
You have till Sunday night, really Monday at eight am
to pay the two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Or else I had to kick you out so they
can pay you during the big show.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I guess so one two, three.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Four payments during Bobby's News. Then oh boy, guys send
him in during Amy Kyle.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
No, do it during the morning, Corny. I don't pay
attention during that part. There we go. Next person in
is Michael Mafio. Michael Mafio.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
That sounds like Mafia. It does almost I'm sure that
joke's been made before.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Sorry, all right, last person in Batter's Box's division, Oh dude,
I mean.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Where you is?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Kelsey?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
I'm worried Kelsey's gonna be fatten out of shape?
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
All he's been doing is partying with Taylor all off season.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Remember Gronk though he went away and partied in a
beza and then he would come back and catch some passes.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
I don't know, but.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Ray, I've never partied in a BEV either.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Of Vi, Jada Pavlovic another person I said earlier, Jada Pavlovic.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Ray another female.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
I didn't say that either, Jada Pavlovic. And that wraps
up Batter's Box Division. Oh my goodness, twenty two spots remain.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
And just because that's his division, I will play the
unabridged full length version of Batter's Box clip.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
What if everybody that's a Batter's Box here with a
special Happy Birthday edition? Would you rather Happy Birthday, little Bro?
Would you rather hit a walk off Grand Slam in
the World Series, drain a buzzerbeating three pointer to win?
The NBA Finals or for the winning touchdown and ot
of the Super Bowl. I think you know my answer
(31:54):
based on my name, and in closing, I just want
to tell my brother, since he won't tell me that
I love.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
You, I'll go with home run. Thanks.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Okay, all right, we'll be right back right after this.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
All right, you know the episode, same damn time, same
damn channel.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
All right, Sison, do you want to do yours?
Speaker 4 (32:23):
No?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
I'm serious, same damn time, same damn channel. This thing
won't end.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Do you want to do yours?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Oh my god? All right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I don't want it people to think that it's sticky fingers.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Here we go, Saison Ray Mundo's division.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Yeah, because we already don't pay.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Yeah, we already don't pay to get in. We got
bad news. My computer's down to eighteen percent.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
That would I mean if it died? That is sore
loser's fashion.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Jesse Jesse Leva. Oh we know that, dude, Yeah we do.
He's the one that has a system on Roulette. He
has a system on Roulette. Ray, how that system go?
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
The Mackavanian method. You'll lose all your money in method.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
It's called the ATM method. I'll be right back. I
gotta go to the ATM and get more money.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Hey that ATM man that was pumping out the most
money at Sore Losers Convention in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Oh, this one's a good one. Salmon Salmon Moyer Junior,
Salmon Salomon. I don't know how you say this, Salomon
may moyr jute no moy moy yah moy yeah right,
(33:41):
this team name is fuka me. Well, I'm sorry. They
put their email address in another name, so I'm trying
to read that. Salem Major Junior dot com.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
I don't know, Ray, this one is eating my ass.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
What okay, go jer okay, here we go, Here we go,
next up, next up, boom aj McFarlane. Hey, I don't
know if you've ever never seen it, McFarlane USA. Great movie,
great movie. If you got something to do this weekend,
(34:16):
uh check out McFarlane USA. Great great flick.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Arnold, are you writing those names down?
Speaker 3 (34:22):
How do you spell mcfn.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Just spell it out?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Just you do your best, Arnold. You went to high school.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Fine, that's really fine. Alright, it was my deech.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
That's not funny.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
There's kids that listen. Cameron Christiansen, Cameron christian Sen.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Put your little number two away, man, I can see
your dack.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Cameron Christiansen. All right, one, two, three, four, five. We
got seven more in the Sison Raymundo division.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Hey, guys, if we're not putting the Instagram names to
real life, if we've met you, forgive us that transition
from social media to IRL is impossible. Uh, and anybody
can back me on that one.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Yeah, Jeremy Griffith, Jeremy Griffith, you are.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
In We know him?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah you do. I don't think I know that one.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
I want to say he's Royals, but yeah, it's the worst.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Man.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Oh, I think you're right on DM. Hey.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Yeah, soir Loser's Convention. I'll meet you at this bar. Yeah,
I know you told me that in person, that you'd
meet me at this bar. Oh sorry, I'm dming you
and I thought you were a different person than the
person I talked to in person. Awkward Andrew Marshall. I
think this his like third time in Andrew Marshall. The
Spin Loves Andrew Marshall. Yeah, man, hey, come party at
(35:44):
this bar. Yeah, I know I met the bar next
to you. You just DM me that. Yeah, sorry, man,
the Instagram to real life transition is a real thing.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Hey, I'm standing right behind you. We're butt to butt
right now. Edward Edward Perez, Edward Perez, Hey man, are
you gonna? Are you gonna come to this convention or what?
Are you just a little Oh man, I'm here. I
actually just met you last night, My bad dude, I apologize.
(36:13):
Here we go. I wonder if there's emay this not
trying to be in the fantasy football league that actually
listens to this episode.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Hey man, yeah, get over here to the borrow. Buy
you a beer. You literally just bought me a beer,
My bad man with the DMS.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
I know who this guy's picking. Number one. Mike Evans.
Welcome to the league, Michael Evans. Mike Evans from Texas
A and M University joined our league. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight nine three more. Is this the worst episode ever?
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
And does Bee get drawn?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Bey is not gonna get drawn. There's no chance. How
great would it be if she's in your division?
Speaker 2 (36:52):
It's not gonna be good because I'm already thrown away
one hundred. Justin's pan one hundred, and then she's thrown
away two hundred. That's three hundred dollars thrown away. And
we haven't even arted football betting.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Scott Hatter, Scott Hatter, the mad Hatter, the mad Hatter.
Here we go, if we can tell by the I
see your name up there, but you haven't been jing yet.
Brock Rogers, Brock Rogers. I man, my best friend when
(37:24):
I was like four five years old. His name was Brock.
They lived out by the old the Auston Airport. They
had all this land. It was so cool. We'd go
over there and explore. They didn't have an air conditioning
or anything, but that was rough.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
How many acres?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Uh No, I don't understand, like what it was. And
then he moved to Kansas and then I think he
became a Navy seal. So Brock. Yeah, he has a
sister named Courtney and his mom was named Murdy.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
I mean, dude, half the people USE met, played golf with,
or went to school with have taken out the Taliban.
Good God a lot being American.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Last one, last one sis in Ray Mundo's division, Greg Poltzel,
I see your name out there. You're not in yet, oh,
Tim Reynolds, You're not in yet. The name is Asama
ben Lauden. Guys quick, okaying with us. Here's one Trevor.
Thanks for putting your first and last name, Trevor. Goodness, Trevor. Okay,
(38:24):
so I'm just right down. I hope we don't have
another Trevor in there.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Oh another guy on the phone line.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
I coultchr s here, Simon Levib.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
I hope you're doing well. Nice of him to call
in for the draft episode.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Oh there it is. There's his last name in his email. Trevor.
We men, we man.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Oh, we have somebody else calling in line four Broncos.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Let's run. Oh take me number over one overall?
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Right? Right?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Is that what you said? Russell?
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Oh, we got somebody else calling in from the Denver Nuggets.
Who's your big guy? Not the sook? No, not him?
Aaron Gordon?
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Aaron Gordon hitting you?
Speaker 2 (39:00):
You're an NBA champion yet? Or you still need time?
You want to know? Is hitting me as those modellas?
Was that?
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Michael Porter? Aaron Gordon? Yeah, I love it. We'll take
a break. We'll be right back. All right, here we go,
Last division? Last division? Should we check the email? Should
we check the email?
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Oh? Wolfman? He put the cell phone up to the
golf ball. He sent this in he made an eagle wolfman.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Oh we haven't talked about.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Oh my god. Here's an email from Bodacious Brook, Lunchbox
and Sisson big fans. My husband and I listen to
every show and I love the life up to As
parents of two little boys, I find your parenting stories
not only relatable but hilarious. Leave it to a little
(40:07):
boy to pee up their own nose, ha ha. Anyways,
I'm emailing you to say that you should have responded
to that grumpy Karen at the concert with well, since
these aren't my seats, I can't sit in them or
I'll get in trouble. I would have loved to hear
her response to that, Please have Ray put a dollar
on it and then take him to a ruba. Bodacious Brook,
(40:30):
there you go.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
All right? My division rap or what.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Your division's wrap?
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Now?
Speaker 1 (40:34):
It is my division? My division?
Speaker 2 (40:36):
How many more divisions?
Speaker 1 (40:37):
This is it? There is eleven left, eleven left.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
All right, and so take away the forty eight turned
into forty four from the divisions, and then there's eleven.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
We've done thirty three, so there's eleven left, eleven left.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
So remember eleven. What is a four point eighty takeaway?
Thirty three forty seven? So four forty seven I remembered.
Eleven divided by eleven, you have a forty percent chance
of getting drawn. Right, that's for forty seven provided by eleven.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
I don't know how more wrong that could be, Like
you think.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Not right, that's not right. It's not even close to
ten ten fact.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Oh my god, the fact that you Anton Arthur's I
see you on the list. You haven't been drawn yet though.
I just want to say your name, Steven Steinberg, I
see you out there.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Oh, it's more like a four percent chance you have.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Oh my gosh, I don't know what Austin Boggs is
in there. Austin Boggs, dude, good dude. He went to
A and M. He played third base for those Aggies.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Oh my gosh, you're supposed to divide the eleven by
forty seven. They have a two percent chance. I was
all on the percentages, guys.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Be mcnamese in, not in, she's in the list.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Just punked her.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Jenna Schraber, she's sitting there waiting. Tanner Weberling, Jonathan Klowski,
Benjamin Fout, They're all Jordan Holcomb. He's still there. All right,
we ready to go.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
I mean you've been doing the percentages wrong the whole time,
and I've been loving every minute of it. I've been
loving every minute. If you are going to be a
member of Lunch's Losers, this is you right here. You
got eleven shots, eleven people, eleven chances, and let's get
this party started. Oh man, I kind of like that beat. Dude.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Oh, it's a podcast. Approoves, you're gonna be here we
go it Arnold, No, Chris no, Arnold.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
I was saying, right down, Chris Menendez. No. I was
just saying, Chris Mane get in. Geez, dude, all right,
here we go. Oh, I see you in there, Lance Christopher,
but you're not in. I just see your name. I
see Christina Atbara two, Luke Thomas, it's not you. The
(43:07):
winner is Stephen Bega. Oh that may be weed Bomber.
That may be Weed Bomber, Stephen Bega. He may have
been Vega. I don't know. Stephen Bega. Congratulations, here we go.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Here's my two hundred dollars lunch.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
No, no, no, you didn't get in. He was just saying,
write it down.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Yeah, Troy Price. I see your name on there, justin
sim you're not in now. This might be the Sam
from the convention, Samuel Clark, welcome to the league, those
other couple of people. I was just saying your name
to get you a shout out on the pod.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Sorry, yeah, that's confusing.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
I know it's very confusing, but it's very fun. You
confuse me, sah Pitt said, I may try to sneak
in there and say hello, Pitts. This episode's almost over, man,
I try to get you come in at the big beginning.
Aleck Kyle, Aleck Kyle. It probably is confusing that I
(44:09):
said a lot of names and they weren't even in.
All right, we got seven more, seven more. You guys
are running out of time. You're running out of time
to get in. Austin Allison, you're running out of time.
Aaron Anderson, you're running out of time. Richard Dill's you're
running out of time. Kyle Renning, you're running out of time.
But this could be your spin right here, right here,
right now, right here, right that's a song, right, Terrence B.
(44:36):
Terrence B.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Whatever you're doing right now, hang up and listen, Terrence B.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Alright, alright, alright, alright, do we need more to emails?
Or do you want me just spend?
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Oh spin broh.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Ray is done with this. He is like, this is
so annoying. Here we go Justin bunch of Nisky? Is
that Justin?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
No? His last name is me Hans.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Oh, Justin bunch in Nisky.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Justin's last name is Jack me Off? Or it's me Hoff?
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Oh my god, Hey, I see Nicholas Fleming in there.
You know what, be Hans has not been drawn. This
dude set this all up, and he hand him been
drawn to three four five six seven. Hello Sheldon Bullinger? Sheldon,
Sheldon Bullinger?
Speaker 2 (45:38):
What Hello?
Speaker 1 (45:39):
What dude, Young Sheldon? You ever watch that show?
Speaker 3 (45:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (45:44):
But it's the prequel to How I Met your brother?
Speaker 3 (45:48):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Big Bang, Big Bang Theory. My dad loved Big Bang Theory.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Right, I thought it was big butt theory. No. I
didn't think that at all, never thought that. But then
it's weird. It doesn't match up. I heard where young
Sheldon doesn't. I don't think they match.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Wally Estrada, Wally.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
To me, I'm a Walrus.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
We just started, uh, season three of the Bear. Season
three of the Bear is what we're watching right now
and Big Brother one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight nine. This is the tenth person in this division.
We're gonna be down to two people after this. Only
two people will remain. Robbie Holmes, he's been in it before.
(46:32):
Robbie Holmes is back. I don't know how the wheel
picks the same damn people every year. Man, we are
down the Robbie Holmes.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
Congrats us, we have two left. I got the crime
music because it's.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
It's getting out l Yeah, it's crunch time, man, Darren Frasier.
I'm signing up for the draft. Also, a couple of
years ago, I was one of the ones that was
so close, but you still didn't make it. In Losers,
you called my name after everybody had been drawn. But
it was cool hearing my name on the pod. Keep
up the good work and stay classy from Froz right.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
But the way you read it, you made it sound
like he was in.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Well, he signed his email with his name at the front,
so it was really confusing.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
You just punked in the same way another year.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
My bad guys, Capy here with a horseshoe up my ass,
trying to be drawn for this year's league. As it
is my first time entering. After the Wu box fiasco
of twenty twenty with coin flip madness, I decided to
take a break from fantasy sports. It is clear that
South Carolina will not legalize sports gambling in the near future.
Because of this, I have to go across state lines
(47:38):
to do it in North Carolina, which is fifteen minutes away,
or continue to use Bitcoin and our dear dear friends
at Bovada. Pod is sounding great and I'm looking forward
to coming back to Nashville for a weekend at Bernie's.
Part two. Official name for fantasy sign up is William
Chad Davis. Keep up the laughs, Cappy, well capyen drawn yet,
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but thank you for the email. Here we go. Next
to last person in the Fantasy Football Sore Losers draft.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Cappy God bless.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Nick Mallard, Nick Mallard, Nick Mallard, Congratulations, Here we go.
This is the last one, last one in. It's sort
of like a country artist song, last one on the album.
It's their biggest hit, last one in wins it All?
(48:35):
Maybe maybe not? Maybe the worst team in the league
and Big Brother season two. The last person entered the
house was will Kirby, that person one big Brother and
became the most influential historic big Brother player.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
In the history of the game.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
If your first name starts with an M, Congratulations, you
are still alive and making it to the Fantasy Football draft. Muffy,
Muffy is not it. If your first name starts with
him and your last name starts with an M, you
are alive.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
M and M's entered the draft.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
The last person drawn.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
Yeah, it's an eminem the color red. Congrats, you're in
a name I recognize.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
Miguel Montes. Congratulations. Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
That is it.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
We have drawn everybody's name, the twenty twenty four sore loser.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
Arnold.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
Some people didn't get in. We're sorry. He didn't get
in because you said his name earlier. He thought he
got it.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
I know, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but listen, listen. Come Monday,
some of these people will not have paid, and we
will draw for the final spots if they do not pay.
I raised it to two hundred. I don't even know why.
I thought it was two hundred last year, So two hundred.
Radio Lunchbox on Venmo. Please please remember what division you're
in and say what division you are in when you
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Venmo me. Makes my life so much easier. Have a
great weekend, and all you people that didn't get drawn.
I know it's gonna be hard to have a good weekend.
You're gonna drown your sorrows in a bottle of whiskey.
But remember there's always next year.
Speaker 3 (50:17):
I'm gonna see the bottom of the battle.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
It's okay, you can drink this weekend.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
Goodbye and God bless.
Speaker 3 (50:25):
Hey have you eternal? I didn't make the league. Hey,
Whyn't you got a minute?
Speaker 1 (50:34):
What do you need?
Speaker 3 (50:34):
Thank you,
Well, yeah, all right, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah, we've already started. Yeah, this is our biggest episode yet.
Welcome you are looking live. I don't have the script.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Oh no, I was using it to bloom my nuts.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Hey, this might be our favorite episode of the year.
People love this one.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Lowest rated.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
No, no, no, no, people love this one.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We're gonna turn these mics down. Guys, it's gonna be
all screwed up in your tractors today. I don't give
a damn go.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Oh, I tell you what happened to the bed.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
And sorry, yeah, my bad man.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You act like I'm I like that guy.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Hey man, it's that time. It's that time. It's time
to draw for the twenty twenty four sore losers. Fantasy Football.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Probably can't do the Indian War hoop anymore. Let me know, guys,
if that is inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I will say this. Tyler mussel White, the defending champ.
He has contacted and he said he wants to reenter.
He is back. Tyler mussel White is coming for the title.
And here's the thing. And it made me realize, you
need white in your name to win this league.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
All of them have had that.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Tyler Mussel White, Ashley White won it twice.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
And Ray war White. Yeah that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I mean that's really weird. But yes, none of.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Us have even come close have even like you, me,
your dad, your brother, you had Batter's Box.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Box won it?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
He did.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I believe he won it. I think it went Ashley White,
Ashley White, Batter's Box, Tyler Mussel White, Batter's Box won.
I believe. So.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I'm just learning about this four years after it happened.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Wow, what if everybody and I.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Won the Story Losers League in twenty nineteen before COVID,
the novel virus hit us. He probably won it in
twenty twenty when there are no fans in the stands.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I mean, yeah, so he got no trophy presentation, he
didn't get anything big. But that's okay.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
This is how bad American's memories are. NBA was in
the bubble pandemic year. Major League Baseball they had no
fans in this they had no fans, but they still
did the World Series. What about football NFL? Yeah, i'd see.
I couldn't tell you football. I just made that. I
don't know the football news. There's no way got canceled.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Now they had to have the super Bowl. There had
to be people in the super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
It was the following year, so it was probably broke
before the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
There had to be people at the super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
UFC did Fight Island. I know.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Fight Island was awesome. There was fights all the time.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Even more awesome when you put thirteen thousand on a fight.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Who what? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
That was my biggest bet ever. That's how I remember
Fight Island.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
You did thirteen thousand dollars on one bet.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, Fight Island on a Saturday during the pandemic. I
couldn't walk. I lost feeling in my legs for up
to two hours.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Please explain to me, like, what made you bet thirteen
thousand dollars on this fight?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I think i'd lost five grand?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Okay, no, no, no, But what what about this specific fight?
You're like, oh, you know, thirteen k sounds good. This
guy is so good. I'm gonna bet thirteen thousand dollars
on him. That's all I had left in the betting account,
and I was trying to win back to five grand.
I already lost, and I put thirteen thousand on him.
It went the distance. Any won.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
During Fight Island in Office Coast of Brazil.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Not n out tell me did it go to the distance,
and was it like twenty nine to twenty eight, twenty nine,
twenty eight, twenty nine, twenty eight or was it thirty
twenty six thirty twenty seven? Like how close of a
fight was it?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I don't even think I could watch it. I believe
I just saw the body blows, and so I was
able to tell he was doing very well. And I
checked x formerly known as Twitter, and people were updating
how it was going. My biggest bet ever, I didn't
even wasn't able to watch. You had to pay. I
(04:15):
believe you had to pay one hundred dollars for it.
I didn't have it one hundred bucks, but.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
No, yeah, thirteen Kate to bet on the fight.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Of virtual money. Didn't have real money, coach. We lost
track of everything. But who knows. If NFL went on,
it had to them. There's no way they canceled the football.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
They played football, but I don't even remember, like super
Bowl wise, how did they do it?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
They played football because we went to my neighbor's house
for Thanksgiving during the pandemic, and that's when I traded.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh were they in your bubble?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Okay, I went and got drunk, and
that's when I traded away Patty Mahomes and picked up
Lamar and I get a text from Boomer. Really, I'm
never gonna forgive you. You traded away Patty mahoney.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Man, I'm gonna tell you what I I would say.
The number one quarterback off the board this year has
to be Jj McCarthy. If you're if you're thinking about
at all winning your division, if you have any championship
aspirations in fantasy football, JJ McCarthy has to be first pick.
I mean, if not round two, you cannot let him
slip number two.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Round two, Yeah, number two, you want to get Jordan Addison.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, that's what I'm just saying. If you don't peulntce
early on those, then you are going to be on
the outside looking in.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Ray I love. Are we gonna do the drawing for
the fantasy yay?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Are you gonna play the intro music? Because we still
got to do the intro?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I thought he got preempted by it.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
No, no, no, nothing gets preempted. Oh but I will say, dude, hey,
on Sundays, you got to start recording after Big Brother
because golf runs late a lot of times on Sundays.
Football runs late on Sundays, and so if you have
your DVR set to record, you're not gonna get all
(06:01):
a Big Brother And I made that mistake last weekend.
The golf went long because they played thirty six holes.
Max Geiserman shit the bed and cost me my seven
point one thousand dollars and then we go to sit.
I was like, all right, I'm gonna watch Big Brothers.
See what's going on. Only had ten minutes of the episode.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
What the left field was any of that.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I'm just saying, make sure this weekend if you are
gonna record Big brother on Sunday, record after especially with
football season coming up, it runs late on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Baser just finally discovered the live feeds and she goes,
these are awesome and I said, yeah, they're almost better
in the actual show because you get to see everything.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
My wife one hundred percent said, the real show is
online with the live feeds, and she said she calls
us what do they call us the casuals?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I think they call us the boomers.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
No, the people that only watch the TV show, they're
called the casuals or something like that. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I like life knows a big brother term that I
don't know. But let's continue. We digress. Yeah, we're gonna
do it.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Live, Arnold.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Can I be in a fantasy.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
For big No? But thank you for asking.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Well, then you know what? Fuck you?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Get away from the board, get out of the room
during the draft. Yes, go over there, Yes, yes, open
the door and get the fuck out. All right, we
can continue, Guys, We're gonna do it live. Oh the
what dude? Dur so loser? What up?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Everybody?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
It says or I moved on from the North Alpha
male live on the North side of Nashville, got a
Broadway girl, took her there. I didn't kidnap her. I
actually got married to her during the pandemic. We've been
married now for years to the day. Actually not, it's
October twenty fourth. I remembered that date because she said
it had to do with some sort of a password
to a password to a something, and I didn't know
it at the time, but now I have engraved that
date in my hand because apparently gets you in trouble
(08:13):
if you forget your anniversary. Lunch over to you. I'm
talking way too fast. I can't slow myself down.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
We are about to draw forty four names and make
dreams come true. I mean, what division do we want
to start with? Do we want to start with the
defending champ Tyler Musselwhite? Do we want to start with
Batterbox Sizon, Ray Mundo or Lunchbox's Division Ray?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
So Batter's Box gets to be a captain of a division?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, because we need a fourth Well, let me hit
his music.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
What if everybody it's a Batter's Box here?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
And I'm looking at the names, man, there are some
great names here. We got Alisha Hendrix, I see Haley Bergeron,
Jose Gutierrez, Hugo, Benitez, Ryan Ramshaw, Bradley Schumett, Paul Duncan, John.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Newton, good Old Ramrod.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Angel from Texas, Miguel Montes, Miguil, Alicia Mounson, Mike Perez, Alicia,
John Michael Mendozo. He got much JMM, you thought I
was gonna say, John Michael Montgomery, No, Ashlyn Harris, Ben Alonso,
Vinnie fanand Kimberly, Amuda our Rihanna, mary On Amuna, Justin Buckaneski,
(09:27):
Damon Turner, Keaton Ellige. I mean I see all these
names before Torres, before.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
You confuse people anymore. He's just randomly saying it. We
have not done the drawing yet.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
No, we have not.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Can I say this? Yeah, Justin and me will be
sharing a team. Wow, So it is official. It's gonna
be our team. We each invest a hunter and then
we split the winning.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I love it, Wyatt Craig, I see your name down there.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I just wanted to get that out there in case
you guys try to get me with a technicality stipulation
why I can't win the money because I, uh illegally
sided with half the team.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I see Chincho our CEO, Jada, Paulvick. I mean, we
got so many people in here, Cameron need them. Chad Sutton,
let me know when we're gonna start exthing. I mean,
you gotta tell that one division we're starting with.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Is it one from each You're just rocking a whole division?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Ah, what do you think we should do?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Probably should have discussed this before the podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Now this is why we do it.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Great.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
This we do it great and we got some emails.
I mean it says coachers. Audio boost is legit. I
can finally hear it over the sound of my tractor.
Ray knows about that country life. Keep the booster and
keep up the good work. That's James Scota.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Somebody was saying that. I think they said they were impressed.
We actually followed through on something I said, we guarantee
will follow through and then I put in parentheses within
a year.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Of saying something correct. Hey, Sison, here's an email. Since
you said no one ever gives you comments in the email.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Ray, That's what I tell my wife with honey. Dudes.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Love the podcast as y'all are one of my favorites,
one of your favorites. What the by the way, sound
quality sounds good to me, loud and clear on iHeartRadio.
Love the golf story about losing the seven point one
k bet made my day. Keep it up, guys. Adam
Johnson from Johnson Farms, Thanks Johnny, he's a real farmer.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yep, get him his sound event no hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Brother Brennan Rogers says sound is way better. Thanks for
the little twerk.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Glad you guys, are into the girth.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
All right, we're gonna start with uh, We're gonna start
with muscle wise division.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Guys. The backstory behind the calling audio girth is some
of these people, the engineers and brainiacs, the webmasters, kept
coming at me and saying the audio and talking all
technical terms, and it got me so pissed off. So
I started responding in sexual ways. So eventually this was
developed ten years ago. I started saying, if audio was
good and thick and it like filled the next jen
(12:00):
and Adobe and stuff, I would say, it was really girthy.
And so there's a guy in iHeart that actually responded
back to me and said, could you please stop referring
good audio as girth? Dude, I was so pissed off.
I had no idea.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I had no no, I had no idea that someone
replied and actually said, hey, can you stop with the girl.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
He said, please stop referring to good audio as girth.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Oh my gosh, I love it. All right, are we ready?
Here we go. We're gonna click the spin right here,
our first person in a muscle White's division. It's spinning
round and round it goes. Oh my gosh, why didn't
it stop a little bit faster. That's taken forever. It's
we're gonna be here all damn day, and it is
(12:47):
stop it, stop it, babe, John Michael Mendoza, Dude, I
just called that name, and you thought I said John
Michael Munk Montgomery.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
And then how many names are in there? What are
the odds of somebody going there's.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Like four hundred and eighty six people divided by forty eight,
John Michael Mendoza, you are in Muscle White's division.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
All right, you have a ten point one two five
chance of getting drawn roulette tables fifty to fifty, winning
at blackjack, fifty two percent chance. If you do columns
at roulette, you have about a sixty seven percent chance.
Now with the greens, you have about a forty eight
percent chance. If you're playing TikTok and you have the
drawing form memorabilion, you pick a division, you have about
(13:37):
a four times twenty. You have a twenty three percent
chance at this you have a ten percent. So there
you go, all are you ready?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Let's get this next person? Here we go. We're still
we're staying in Muscle White division. I think we're just
gonna do each division. I think it works better that way.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, you're the commissioner man.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Hey, No, you were co commissioner man.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
No, thanks, I ain't signing my name to that.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah you are here, We go and the winner is
boom boom Taylor Higginbotham Taylor Higginbotham.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Man. All right, remove that person and you're for real
this is our highest rated episode.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
No, it may not be the highest rate. I may
just made that up. I may man just made that up.
And no spoilers, please don't point post. Hey, so and
so you made it, you made it. No, let him
listen to the podcast. Guys. Jennifer Rogers, Welcome Jen Jennifer Rogers.
She said, big Aaron Rodgers fan. She is going Rogers
(14:43):
round one just like his Achilles. All right, too soon, No,
it's never too soon.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Rogers and the boys. Man outside chance you get the
running back breeze haul right, I don't know. Garrett Wilson,
you gotta think watch out for that man.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Hey, Garrett Wilson of Travis High School, max Craft max Craft,
Welcome to Muscle White's Division. Max Craft.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
He's muscle got.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Muscle has one, two, three, four, five, We got seven
more in the Muscle White division.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
The more you do these, it just seems like almost
everybody gets drawn. But it's only a ten percent.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I don't even think it's I think your math is
way off. I think your math's way off.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
It actually improves.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
No, Andrew Adams, Andrew Adams, go ahead, speak it out loud.
Don't don't think it. Speak it.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
So say twelve minus from that, so thirty six, so
it'd be uh, thirty six, and then after the first division,
so then it would be thirty six left, and then
what's twelve with a total amount was four to eighty. Yeah, okay,
so let's say four fifty eight. So four fifty eight
divided by thirty six, your your chances increase?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Oh yeah, I have no idea. I'm I'm I don't
know what you're saying. I'm not paying attention as much.
Tyler Klatt, Tyler Klatt, he's a returner Joel Klatt's son. Yeah,
I think I maybe that's why I never man.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
We have mathematicians out there. If the total number decreases,
but also the slots available decreases, do your odds increase?
Because according to my math, real quick, it went up
by two percent.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Hey, we know how we know how accurate our math is.
We have been known, we are known for our math.
God masculin her the math. You have a twelve percent
chance now of getting drawn. It's increasing. Matt pot erosca key, Yeah,
pot of Roski Key, Matt pot of roska Key. I
(17:00):
don't know, Radski. I don't know how you say that,
damn last name. That's impossible. One, two, three, four or five, six,
seven eight? We got four more, four more, nine, ten, eleven. Yeah,
here we go, Here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Ry glad you have those beds. It'd be a lot of.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Oh my god, it'd be a lot of dead air man.
I don't know. People are sitting at their work, keep
it goal, getting nothing done, waiting to hear their name called.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
And let me say this. I thought it was I
always and say an air on the side of this
is being a bad episode because there's no stories. It's
just a lot of hogwash. Baser told me she's actually
gonna listen to this episode, and I can't spoil it
for her because she put her name in the pot
and if she gets slected, she pays two hundred dollars
and is into fantasy football. But she doesn't want to
(17:45):
know until she listens to the episode. Very bizarre. She
didn't want me to tell her. She wanted that excitement
of listening to the whole episode.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Yes, because you want the excitement. It's sort of like
on draft night. You know what I hate about on
draft night is when they call the player right before
they're about to draft them to say, hey, welcome to
New England, baby, we're about to take you with this pick.
I want them to just go up there and read
the card and the guy be like, oh my god,
New England, just pick me. That's crazy, instead of knowing, Hey,
(18:14):
New England's picking me right here.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
But you also know the TV's delayed forty seconds. You're
gonna call them right when you just their clock probably
stops and that's when they're calling them. They call them
in real time.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
They call them, That's what I'm saying. But why call
them before the pick is announced. Let them announce the
pick and get the genuine reaction of them getting the right.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
But that damn stop watch that we see isn't the
real one. There's one behind the scenes that's even more official.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I understand. I just don't like it when they call
them and say, hey, Hey, Matthew Judon, we're drafting you
right here, right now. Get ready, You're coming to New England.
And then he shows him high five and his family
high five and his family, and then fifteen seconds later
the commissioner goes and with the twelfth pick New England
Patriots bick Matthew Judahan. It's like, well, we already knew
(19:04):
that because they showed the green room him high five
and and taking the phone call from the Patriots. It's
really stupid.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Half these players get handsy with their girlfriends too, or
their girlfriend goes to grab the phone a Ceedee Lamb
and then Ceedee Lamb grabs the phone from her amazing
draft night mon Yes I do remember that, and Ceede
Lamb still hasn't grabbed that proverbial contract. And Jered Jones says,
we're no rush.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
And he said, you're missed.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
You are missed, but we are in no rush CD,
but we would we would love to have you there.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I don't know what we're gonna do with that UCD,
but we did get Zeke back. We're all in this year.
Brian Hogan, Brian Hogan, welcome to the That's one, two, three, four, five,
six seven, eight nine.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Yeah, lunch thought their players and coaches are looking at
the Draft night on ESPN. Hey guys, ESPN says we
only have a minute left to draft. No, Murriy Hey,
Pill Belichick, hurry.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
No, No, I'm not saying that. I am saying, why
do I don't like that they call the players. I
don't give a damn about the clock. The clock has
nothing to do with my argument.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
You can let my dog bake the pick for all right,
Damn Garrett, I'm Bill.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Belichick, sam Shaw, sam Shaw, Welcome, Sammy sam Shaw, crack.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
One open, big guy. Is that Sam from the Convention?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
No? No, I don't think that's Sam. No, that's Sam.
I wear ugly clothes, Cowboys fan loser from the convention.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Dude, he changed my life though he hit me with dude,
nobody wears tight jeans anymore. I did not get that memo.
I haven't worn tight jeans since.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
He told you that right when we walked into Miranda
Lambert's ball.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah, it was a great start to the convention weekend.
I just worked like an eighty hour shift at the
Big Show and then I get hit with hey, man,
you're out of style. I was like, great, what's next
A punch to the nuts. Hey, oh nice, matt It
was actually even better. Your wife threw a box at
me and said, here carry this five blogs.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
She did do that. We had to row. I mean
that was rough, man. That was when we didn't I
have a babysitter. I had to pull up with the
kids unload the stuff. She had to get in the
car with the kids. We had to take the stuff in.
I don't know. Matthew Taylor. Welcome to the crew, Matthew Taylor.
And to round out round out the Tyler Mussel White Division.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, round
(21:20):
and round.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
It goes where it ends nobody knows.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
And there it is Eric Reinhart, Eric Reinhart, Welcome Eric Rhyano.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Man, there it is that a ol R. Reinert, the
girl from Gloriana.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Oh yeah, I don't think any relation that I know of.
We'll take a break. We'll be right back. People are
starting to freak out. There is a eleven spots down.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
We have wait.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I thought it was twelve a division, but Tyler took
one of those spots, so like, you'll take one of
the spots.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Oh my gosh. So there's four from the forty eight.
There's only forty four available.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Forty four available. Now we are down to thirty three available.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
So it's four eighty divided by thirty three. The chance
it increased.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah, and now we're gonna go to Battersbox's division. If
you hear your name, now you are in Batter's Box's division.
Let's go to the email. You want to hear an
email real quick? Where the heck is this?
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Hi, this is Jim from sarahcuse your podcast can sucks man?
Why don't you go suck off a.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Goat lunchy brim lunch bres Hall your biggest nightmare. As
we embark on the twenty twenty four fantasy season, we
can't help or remind you how twenty twenty three season ended.
That's right, Brice Hall, with the help of Sissons former
players that he traded us in Week five, beat your
ass in the playoffs, and we are here to make
(22:58):
sure you don't forget that pain, stake and memory as
you draw for this year's fantasy spots. If the top
dog from last year backs out, just know the second
place Tittsburg Feelers would happily take the reins in the
fourth division. Besides, we all know you'd rather only face
us in the playoffs and not in lunches losers all
(23:19):
season long. Regardless of our names that are in the hat,
the Tittsburg Feelers are here to kick some ass. Well
if the wheel gods find favor in our eyes, of course.
Breeze Hall's Fan Club aka Jesson Miller.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Thanks dude, and you now have a fifteen percent chance
to make it all right.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Batter's Box, Here we go. Here we go, Batter's Boxes.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Dan, It's Batter's Box here with us.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Ah, here we go. There it is first one in
Battersbox Division. Kimberly Amuda, Kimberly Amuda, you are in.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Welcome Kimberly another woman.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Hey, that's one of those names I called out, So
it's a good sign if I called your name earlier.
It seems like you're getting picked. Kimberly Amuda, you are in.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
And we're doing a random, randomized wheel approved by Brady B.
Hans the Las Vegas, Nevada Gaming Commission.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
That's right, b Hands. He worked for Circus Circus. Brian Hawley,
Brian Holly. That's another name, yeah, Brian Holly. And if
I mean do I need to get the wheel on camera?
Does does that mean? Here we go? Here's the wheel
(24:32):
as you can see it. I don't know if you
can see.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
It or that we can't hear you or not.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Whoa uh, Cameron need him? That's a that's a conventioner.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Yea it is.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
That might be rookie of the year. That might have
been the rookie of the year Green Bay Packers. Yep, no,
I I no, I don't know. Yeah, no.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Coach has tr with the Instagram to real life transition.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah I do. Here we go. We're spending Cameron, you're
in Cameron is in batter's boxes division. Here we go.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
What if everybody it's a batter's box.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Oh boy, Joe d Line, Joe d Line. That's right,
Joe Dyline. Here we go, let's keep on spinning. I
know you guys are freaking out. You haven't heard your
name called yet, and you're like, what is going on?
Speaker 4 (25:29):
What if everybody that's a batter's box.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Here we go, it's coming up and the next person
batter Jake Thompson. Jake Thompson, Here we go, spinning that wheel,
trying to get batter's box on the line. See if
he has a message for everybody in his division. As
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that wheel goes around and around. Jake Thompson, latest person in.
So we are in the middle of drawing for Batter's
Box's division. So far we have one, two, three, four,
five people in your division and now Eric Martinez is
in your division. Is there anything that you want to
(26:17):
say to your division? You want to give him a
little warning, a little shout out. What do you want
to say?
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Yeah, I'm coming for this year. I mean last year
sucked defending my title, but that's over for you guys.
So I'm sorry for all the people that are going
to be on my division. Thanks for the donation.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Thanks for the donation, he says. Anything else you'd like
to say? Have you been doing research? You've been listening
to this pod to get some advice?
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I have.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
I'm all caught up on the pod and that's about
all the research I've been doing. So hopefully you know
your your all's advice pays off.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Okay, okay, yeah, all right, any any anything else?
Speaker 4 (26:57):
No, that's it.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Who's in my division so far?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Daniel Evans, Eric Martin, Daniel Evans just got in. We
have a winner. Daniel Evans, Eric Martinez, Jake Thompson, Joe DeLine,
Cameron Needham, Brian Holly, Kimberly Amada.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Have I've never heard any of those people?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Well, if you had come to that, Hey, Ashley White
has not been seen or heard from in about two years.
Brian Holly and Kim and Cameron need him. I think
they both came. Brian, I think is the forty nine
ers fan?
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Hey, smart guy?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Hey, Well you ask him what he thinks about forty
nine ers last undefeated team?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Hey? What do you think about the bet the forty
nine Ers the last undefeated team?
Speaker 5 (27:40):
Man, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
I don't think I like that. I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Is there a reason we have Seampson Week five? I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
I just I'm not excited about all the drama going
on right now, so and typically we kind of start slow.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
I don't like it. Are you a little Are you
a little nervous that Ayuk? Are you a little nervous?
Ayuk is going to be Pittsburgh Steeler.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
No, I don't think it's gonna be a Steeler. I
just think they need to hurry up and get that
deal done. He'll be a forty nine Erkay, also don't
want I don't want Ray playing any bets on the
forty nine ers.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Really, why is that?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
What about McCaffrey leading rusher in the NFL?
Speaker 5 (28:15):
No, don't touch McCaffrey please, I'm already a little banged up. Like,
we don't need any of that.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Who's the number one pick in fantasy this year?
Speaker 5 (28:28):
Ah, it's got to be already, McCaffrey or Bijeon.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, okay, Bijeon. All right, Well, Ray said he is
putting a bet on McCaffrey to league the lead in
rushing and the Niners would be the last undefeated team
and the Niners to win the Super Bowl.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Ray, I might have to play out there and tape you, like,
tie you up and throw you in a closet.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
All right, stop it. Well, just make sure you come
January fifteenth to the seventeenth and pay your two hundred
dollars for the convention.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Oh all right, so I pay I pay in January. Cool?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah, the Niners will be playing well, I mean obviously.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
All right. Oscar Diaz is the latest member of Batter's
Boxes Division. Thank you for the great behind the scenes
the one on one interview. We appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
Nice good luck to everybody except in my division.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
All right, late late that was good, dude, Hey, not
a bad performance by him. One two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
We got three more. Here we go, man, this is
a great pod. People are on the edge of their seats,
Like Lance Christopher down in Austin, Texas is sitting there going,
am I gonna get in? Am I gonna get in?
I don't know, Lance. Oh boy, here we go, Andrew
(29:43):
Lee Sack, Andrew Lissick.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
And you know it's taking the names out as we go.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Oh yeah, I have to click. I have to click
the buttons has remove their name so it will not
draw their name again. And remember you have till Monday.
You have till Sunday night, really Monday at eight am
to pay the two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Or else I had to kick you out so they
can pay you during the big show.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I guess so one two, three.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Four payments during Bobby's News. Then oh boy, guys send
him in during Amy Kyle.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
No, do it during the morning, Corny. I don't pay
attention during that part. There we go. Next person in
is Michael Mafio. Michael Mafio.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
That sounds like Mafia. It does almost I'm sure that
joke's been made before.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Sorry, all right, last person in Batter's Box's division, Oh dude,
I mean.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Where you is?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Kelsey?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
I'm worried Kelsey's gonna be fatten out of shape?
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
All he's been doing is partying with Taylor all off season.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Remember Gronk though he went away and partied in a
beza and then he would come back and catch some passes.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
I don't know, but.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Ray, I've never partied in a BEV either.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Of Vi, Jada Pavlovic another person I said earlier, Jada Pavlovic.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Ray another female.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
I didn't say that either, Jada Pavlovic. And that wraps
up Batter's Box Division. Oh my goodness, twenty two spots remain.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
And just because that's his division, I will play the
unabridged full length version of Batter's Box clip.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
What if everybody that's a Batter's Box here with a
special Happy Birthday edition? Would you rather Happy Birthday, little Bro?
Would you rather hit a walk off Grand Slam in
the World Series, drain a buzzerbeating three pointer to win?
The NBA Finals or for the winning touchdown and ot
of the Super Bowl. I think you know my answer
(31:54):
based on my name, and in closing, I just want
to tell my brother, since he won't tell me that
I love.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
You, I'll go with home run. Thanks.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Okay, all right, we'll be right back right after this.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
All right, you know the episode, same damn time, same
damn channel.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
All right, Sison, do you want to do yours?
Speaker 4 (32:23):
No?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
I'm serious, same damn time, same damn channel. This thing
won't end.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Do you want to do yours?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Oh my god? All right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I don't want it people to think that it's sticky fingers.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Here we go, Saison Ray Mundo's division.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Yeah, because we already don't pay.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Yeah, we already don't pay to get in. We got
bad news. My computer's down to eighteen percent.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
That would I mean if it died? That is sore
loser's fashion.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Jesse Jesse Leva. Oh we know that, dude, Yeah we do.
He's the one that has a system on Roulette. He
has a system on Roulette. Ray, how that system go?
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
The Mackavanian method. You'll lose all your money in method.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
It's called the ATM method. I'll be right back. I
gotta go to the ATM and get more money.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Hey that ATM man that was pumping out the most
money at Sore Losers Convention in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Oh, this one's a good one. Salmon Salmon Moyer Junior,
Salmon Salomon. I don't know how you say this, Salomon
may moyr jute no moy moy yah moy yeah right,
(33:41):
this team name is fuka me. Well, I'm sorry. They
put their email address in another name, so I'm trying
to read that. Salem Major Junior dot com.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
I don't know, Ray, this one is eating my ass.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
What okay, go jer okay, here we go, Here we go,
next up, next up, boom aj McFarlane. Hey, I don't
know if you've ever never seen it, McFarlane USA. Great movie,
great movie. If you got something to do this weekend,
(34:16):
uh check out McFarlane USA. Great great flick.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Arnold, are you writing those names down?
Speaker 3 (34:22):
How do you spell mcfn.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Just spell it out?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Just you do your best, Arnold. You went to high school.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Fine, that's really fine. Alright, it was my deech.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
That's not funny.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
There's kids that listen. Cameron Christiansen, Cameron christian Sen.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Put your little number two away, man, I can see
your dack.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Cameron Christiansen. All right, one, two, three, four, five. We
got seven more in the Sison Raymundo division.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Hey, guys, if we're not putting the Instagram names to
real life, if we've met you, forgive us that transition
from social media to IRL is impossible. Uh, and anybody
can back me on that one.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Yeah, Jeremy Griffith, Jeremy Griffith, you are.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
In We know him?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah you do. I don't think I know that one.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
I want to say he's Royals, but yeah, it's the worst.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Man.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Oh, I think you're right on DM. Hey.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Yeah, soir Loser's Convention. I'll meet you at this bar. Yeah,
I know you told me that in person, that you'd
meet me at this bar. Oh sorry, I'm dming you
and I thought you were a different person than the
person I talked to in person. Awkward Andrew Marshall. I
think this his like third time in Andrew Marshall. The
Spin Loves Andrew Marshall. Yeah, man, hey, come party at
(35:44):
this bar. Yeah, I know I met the bar next
to you. You just DM me that. Yeah, sorry, man,
the Instagram to real life transition is a real thing.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Hey, I'm standing right behind you. We're butt to butt
right now. Edward Edward Perez, Edward Perez, Hey man, are
you gonna? Are you gonna come to this convention or what?
Are you just a little Oh man, I'm here. I
actually just met you last night, My bad dude, I apologize.
(36:13):
Here we go. I wonder if there's emay this not
trying to be in the fantasy football league that actually
listens to this episode.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Hey man, yeah, get over here to the borrow. Buy
you a beer. You literally just bought me a beer,
My bad man with the DMS.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
I know who this guy's picking. Number one. Mike Evans.
Welcome to the league, Michael Evans. Mike Evans from Texas
A and M University joined our league. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight nine three more. Is this the worst episode ever?
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
And does Bee get drawn?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Bey is not gonna get drawn. There's no chance. How
great would it be if she's in your division?
Speaker 2 (36:52):
It's not gonna be good because I'm already thrown away
one hundred. Justin's pan one hundred, and then she's thrown
away two hundred. That's three hundred dollars thrown away. And
we haven't even arted football betting.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Scott Hatter, Scott Hatter, the mad Hatter, the mad Hatter.
Here we go, if we can tell by the I
see your name up there, but you haven't been jing yet.
Brock Rogers, Brock Rogers. I man, my best friend when
(37:24):
I was like four five years old. His name was Brock.
They lived out by the old the Auston Airport. They
had all this land. It was so cool. We'd go
over there and explore. They didn't have an air conditioning
or anything, but that was rough.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
How many acres?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Uh No, I don't understand, like what it was. And
then he moved to Kansas and then I think he
became a Navy seal. So Brock. Yeah, he has a
sister named Courtney and his mom was named Murdy.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
I mean, dude, half the people USE met, played golf with,
or went to school with have taken out the Taliban.
Good God a lot being American.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Last one, last one sis in Ray Mundo's division, Greg Poltzel,
I see your name out there. You're not in yet, oh,
Tim Reynolds, You're not in yet. The name is Asama
ben Lauden. Guys quick, okaying with us. Here's one Trevor.
Thanks for putting your first and last name, Trevor. Goodness, Trevor. Okay,
(38:24):
so I'm just right down. I hope we don't have
another Trevor in there.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Oh another guy on the phone line.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
I coultchr s here, Simon Levib.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
I hope you're doing well. Nice of him to call
in for the draft episode.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Oh there it is. There's his last name in his email. Trevor.
We men, we man.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Oh, we have somebody else calling in line four Broncos.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Let's run. Oh take me number over one overall?
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Right? Right?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Is that what you said? Russell?
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Oh, we got somebody else calling in from the Denver Nuggets.
Who's your big guy? Not the sook? No, not him?
Aaron Gordon?
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Aaron Gordon hitting you?
Speaker 2 (39:00):
You're an NBA champion yet? Or you still need time?
You want to know? Is hitting me as those modellas?
Was that?
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Michael Porter? Aaron Gordon? Yeah, I love it. We'll take
a break. We'll be right back. All right, here we go,
Last division? Last division? Should we check the email? Should
we check the email?
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Oh? Wolfman? He put the cell phone up to the
golf ball. He sent this in he made an eagle wolfman.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Oh we haven't talked about.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Oh my god. Here's an email from Bodacious Brook, Lunchbox
and Sisson big fans. My husband and I listen to
every show and I love the life up to As
parents of two little boys, I find your parenting stories
not only relatable but hilarious. Leave it to a little
(40:07):
boy to pee up their own nose, ha ha. Anyways,
I'm emailing you to say that you should have responded
to that grumpy Karen at the concert with well, since
these aren't my seats, I can't sit in them or
I'll get in trouble. I would have loved to hear
her response to that, Please have Ray put a dollar
on it and then take him to a ruba. Bodacious Brook,
(40:30):
there you go.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
All right? My division rap or what.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Your division's wrap?
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Now?
Speaker 1 (40:34):
It is my division? My division?
Speaker 2 (40:36):
How many more divisions?
Speaker 1 (40:37):
This is it? There is eleven left, eleven left.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
All right, and so take away the forty eight turned
into forty four from the divisions, and then there's eleven.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
We've done thirty three, so there's eleven left, eleven left.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
So remember eleven. What is a four point eighty takeaway?
Thirty three forty seven? So four forty seven I remembered.
Eleven divided by eleven, you have a forty percent chance
of getting drawn. Right, that's for forty seven provided by eleven.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
I don't know how more wrong that could be, Like
you think.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Not right, that's not right. It's not even close to
ten ten fact.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Oh my god, the fact that you Anton Arthur's I
see you on the list. You haven't been drawn yet though.
I just want to say your name, Steven Steinberg, I
see you out there.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Oh, it's more like a four percent chance you have.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Oh my gosh, I don't know what Austin Boggs is
in there. Austin Boggs, dude, good dude. He went to
A and M. He played third base for those Aggies.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Oh my gosh, you're supposed to divide the eleven by
forty seven. They have a two percent chance. I was
all on the percentages, guys.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Be mcnamese in, not in, she's in the list.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Just punked her.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Jenna Schraber, she's sitting there waiting. Tanner Weberling, Jonathan Klowski,
Benjamin Fout, They're all Jordan Holcomb. He's still there. All right,
we ready to go.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
I mean you've been doing the percentages wrong the whole time,
and I've been loving every minute of it. I've been
loving every minute. If you are going to be a
member of Lunch's Losers, this is you right here. You
got eleven shots, eleven people, eleven chances, and let's get
this party started. Oh man, I kind of like that beat. Dude.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Oh, it's a podcast. Approoves, you're gonna be here we
go it Arnold, No, Chris no, Arnold.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
I was saying, right down, Chris Menendez. No. I was
just saying, Chris Mane get in. Geez, dude, all right,
here we go. Oh, I see you in there, Lance Christopher,
but you're not in. I just see your name. I
see Christina Atbara two, Luke Thomas, it's not you. The
(43:07):
winner is Stephen Bega. Oh that may be weed Bomber.
That may be Weed Bomber, Stephen Bega. He may have
been Vega. I don't know. Stephen Bega. Congratulations, here we go.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Here's my two hundred dollars lunch.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
No, no, no, you didn't get in. He was just saying,
write it down.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Yeah, Troy Price. I see your name on there, justin
sim you're not in now. This might be the Sam
from the convention, Samuel Clark, welcome to the league, those
other couple of people. I was just saying your name
to get you a shout out on the pod.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Sorry, yeah, that's confusing.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
I know it's very confusing, but it's very fun. You
confuse me, sah Pitt said, I may try to sneak
in there and say hello, Pitts. This episode's almost over, man,
I try to get you come in at the big beginning.
Aleck Kyle, Aleck Kyle. It probably is confusing that I
(44:09):
said a lot of names and they weren't even in.
All right, we got seven more, seven more. You guys
are running out of time. You're running out of time
to get in. Austin Allison, you're running out of time.
Aaron Anderson, you're running out of time. Richard Dill's you're
running out of time. Kyle Renning, you're running out of time.
But this could be your spin right here, right here,
right now, right here, right that's a song, right, Terrence B.
(44:36):
Terrence B.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Whatever you're doing right now, hang up and listen, Terrence B.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Alright, alright, alright, alright, do we need more to emails?
Or do you want me just spend?
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Oh spin broh.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Ray is done with this. He is like, this is
so annoying. Here we go Justin bunch of Nisky? Is
that Justin?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
No? His last name is me Hans.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Oh, Justin bunch in Nisky.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Justin's last name is Jack me Off? Or it's me Hoff?
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Oh my god, Hey, I see Nicholas Fleming in there.
You know what, be Hans has not been drawn. This
dude set this all up, and he hand him been
drawn to three four five six seven. Hello Sheldon Bullinger? Sheldon,
Sheldon Bullinger?
Speaker 2 (45:38):
What Hello?
Speaker 1 (45:39):
What dude, Young Sheldon? You ever watch that show?
Speaker 3 (45:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (45:44):
But it's the prequel to How I Met your brother?
Speaker 3 (45:48):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Big Bang, Big Bang Theory. My dad loved Big Bang Theory.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Right, I thought it was big butt theory. No. I
didn't think that at all, never thought that. But then
it's weird. It doesn't match up. I heard where young
Sheldon doesn't. I don't think they match.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Wally Estrada, Wally.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
To me, I'm a Walrus.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
We just started, uh, season three of the Bear. Season
three of the Bear is what we're watching right now
and Big Brother one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight nine. This is the tenth person in this division.
We're gonna be down to two people after this. Only
two people will remain. Robbie Holmes, he's been in it before.
(46:32):
Robbie Holmes is back. I don't know how the wheel
picks the same damn people every year. Man, we are
down the Robbie Holmes.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
Congrats us, we have two left. I got the crime
music because it's.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
It's getting out l Yeah, it's crunch time, man, Darren Frasier.
I'm signing up for the draft. Also, a couple of
years ago, I was one of the ones that was
so close, but you still didn't make it. In Losers,
you called my name after everybody had been drawn. But
it was cool hearing my name on the pod. Keep
up the good work and stay classy from Froz right.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
But the way you read it, you made it sound
like he was in.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Well, he signed his email with his name at the front,
so it was really confusing.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
You just punked in the same way another year.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
My bad guys, Capy here with a horseshoe up my ass,
trying to be drawn for this year's league. As it
is my first time entering. After the Wu box fiasco
of twenty twenty with coin flip madness, I decided to
take a break from fantasy sports. It is clear that
South Carolina will not legalize sports gambling in the near future.
Because of this, I have to go across state lines
(47:38):
to do it in North Carolina, which is fifteen minutes away,
or continue to use Bitcoin and our dear dear friends
at Bovada. Pod is sounding great and I'm looking forward
to coming back to Nashville for a weekend at Bernie's.
Part two. Official name for fantasy sign up is William
Chad Davis. Keep up the laughs, Cappy, well capyen drawn yet,
(48:00):
but thank you for the email. Here we go. Next
to last person in the Fantasy Football Sore Losers draft.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Cappy God bless.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Nick Mallard, Nick Mallard, Nick Mallard, Congratulations, Here we go.
This is the last one, last one in. It's sort
of like a country artist song, last one on the album.
It's their biggest hit, last one in wins it All?
(48:35):
Maybe maybe not? Maybe the worst team in the league
and Big Brother season two. The last person entered the
house was will Kirby, that person one big Brother and
became the most influential historic big Brother player.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
In the history of the game.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
If your first name starts with an M, Congratulations, you
are still alive and making it to the Fantasy Football draft. Muffy,
Muffy is not it. If your first name starts with
him and your last name starts with an M, you
are alive.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
M and M's entered the draft.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
The last person drawn.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
Yeah, it's an eminem the color red. Congrats, you're in
a name I recognize.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
Miguel Montes. Congratulations. Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
That is it.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
We have drawn everybody's name, the twenty twenty four sore loser.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
Arnold.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
Some people didn't get in. We're sorry. He didn't get
in because you said his name earlier. He thought he
got it.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
I know, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but listen, listen. Come Monday,
some of these people will not have paid, and we
will draw for the final spots if they do not pay.
I raised it to two hundred. I don't even know why.
I thought it was two hundred last year, So two hundred.
Radio Lunchbox on Venmo. Please please remember what division you're
in and say what division you are in when you
(50:03):
Venmo me. Makes my life so much easier. Have a
great weekend, and all you people that didn't get drawn.
I know it's gonna be hard to have a good weekend.
You're gonna drown your sorrows in a bottle of whiskey.
But remember there's always next year.
Speaker 3 (50:17):
I'm gonna see the bottom of the battle.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
It's okay, you can drink this weekend.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
Goodbye and God bless.
Speaker 3 (50:25):
Hey have you eternal? I didn't make the league. Hey,
Whyn't you got a minute?
Speaker 1 (50:34):
What do you need?
Speaker 3 (50:34):
Thank you,
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