August 23, 2024 • 45 mins
In this episode Lunchbox and his wife had their hearts shattered by Baby Box after only 4 days of school. Ray has another moment that proves he's the most stressed person in the world and we talk about things we have been holding onto for years. Plus Ray is having the itch to go back to Evansville because it was easy to make money at the casino the last time.
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Ah yeah, buddy, Uh just a little housekeeping. Uh oh,
I said that the new NFL rules, how they're gonna
start where they don't know what they do. They go
play totlly winks on the twenty yard line during a kickoff, right.
I said, it's gonna make the scoring more and there
are going to be more.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
It said it.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
The Vegas just came out. It's they said they'll raise
the point totals by one or two points.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Oh well, you must be no stter Damas or something.
You must be really smart because I have no idea
how we're going to determine this, Like I don't even
know if they're still going to run it back? Like
is there a penalty if you kick it into the
end zone? Why wouldn't they still just kick it out
of the end zone?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
That would be the play. Maybe they're scooted back more like.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Does it like if you kick it out of the
end zone? Do they get it at like the forty now?
Because last year they would just kick it out of
the end zone, so there was no run back, So
why would you not still just kick it out of
the end zone. I don't know the new rule.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You can't there's actually a zone. I've seen them shot
on the TV.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You can't kick it out of the end zone.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
You can, but it's a penalty. You now have to
kick the ball within the twenty and the zero yard line.
I think we sound so stupid, and you want to
hear another one. Yea, guys, if you have kids in
little league baseball and you have runners at first and
second and there it could be a double play and
a guy grounds out to short. If you're the runner,
always let that ball hit you because it's only one out. Otherwise,
(01:19):
if they turn a double play, it's two outs.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
That's a great point and I will agree with that.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Anthony Rizzo did it, and it's genius because you extend
the inning.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Essentially, safety kicks would be from a okay, a line.
All kicker cannot cross the fifty yard line until the
ball touches the ground or a player and landing zone
or end zone the tent the receiving team.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
What the There's something about a landing zone.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Landing zone is the area between the receiving team's goal
line and it's twenty yard line. Any kick that hits
short of the landing zone treated the kickoff out of
bounds and the ball is spotted at the forty yard line,
play would be blown dead as soon as the kick
lands short of the landing zone. Any kick that hits
in the landing zone must be returned. There's no fair catch, okay.
(02:05):
Any kick that hits in the landing zone and then
goes into the end zone must be returned or downed
by receiving team. If down, the touchback comes to the
twenty yard line. Kick hits in the end zone, stays
in bounds, returned or downed. If downed, then they get
it at the thirty yard line. Any kick that goes
out of the back of the end zone or in
(02:26):
the air or bounces out of the back of the
end zone is a touchback, and they get it at
the thirty yard line. I would just kick it out
of the end zone every time.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
And also we can probably remove this kickoff. Let's just
start it at the twenty five.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I think it. I want more teams to return it.
I think the return is exciting. It'll bring more of that.
But this dynamic, I don't know. I mean, obviously it's
gonna be fun, it's good. I've never watched the XFL,
so I've never seen this kickoff. I don't know how
it looks or how creative they can get. I just
hate the fact that there's no onside kick before the
(02:59):
fourth quarter.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
You're telling me we got the idea from the XFL. Yeah, dude,
that would be like Clay and Buck getting a bit
from us.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Uh, yeah, that would be thanks guys for the woods
You rather Jack, But how stupid is it that you
have to go, hey, guys, hey, just so you know,
we're gonna do an onside kick. Now, there's no element
of surprise, so if you're down, you're screwed.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, it's just like Madden, Dude, they can see if
you're gonna onside it.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Oh you've been playing Madden. How's it going? Now? Have
you been playing college football?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Because you got to have PlayStation five. But guess what.
We bought the damn game for eighty dollars and then
went through customer support and I got my damn eighty
dollars back.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
That's when they let you buy.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
It, even if if, even if your console isn't compatible.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
But yeah, they don't care. They don't. They believe maybe
you have the other console on the way.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
But they have my account and it shows that I
have a PS four and they still let us buy it.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
It's sort of like if I go to the store
and I want to buy a tire from my you know, Mazda.
What's a Mazda. Give me a Yeah, a Toyota camera.
I have a Toyota camera. They'll let me buy a
monster truck tire. They don't give two ships.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, the average guy at his job doesn't give two ships. No,
you don't give two ships. Ah, I give a ship,
Not today, I don't. All right, well, let's start the show.
Oh okay, No, Arnold, dude, my voice is already raspy
Ray is done.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
He's tired, he's exhausted.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
No, because I've been editing audio and we had upper
management the brass in here, so we had to have
a professional conversation for an hour. Dude, I am housed
with all that said. I mean, now it's just I'm
battle of wits.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I'm out, man. It was a little weird because there
was a there's a new like like a new big boss.
There's like a new one in town.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
And I gotta say badass hairslick back comes in hot.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Dude, got the jacket on the blazer, you know, what
I mean, looking like he's ready to make deals, like
let's get shipped done around here. And where is he from?
New York, New York. He's from Upstate New York. And
we say it was shake hands, shake hands, and Ray's like, man,
what's your college? And he looks at Rain and he goes,
my college. I've been here twenty one years. Man, I've
seen the growth. I've seen all the cranes, I've seen
(05:08):
the buildings go up.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
He probably thought, what is what's your history? Your track record?
He didn't really think I was asking about his college
team and I should have said, what is your college
football team?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah? He thought maybe you were asking what's your like,
where did you go to college? Hey, bro, what's your
body count? Because he said, oh, you know Upstate New York.
It's where I met my wife. My kids are around
here now. It was so we never got to where
what his college is. We don't know his team, right,
We're just meaning though we will. Maybe he doesn't like college.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Let's hope the sore losers have a meeting with him.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Hey, maybe he just wanted to talk the NFL and
we went to college. He goes, what idiots, I'm a
Giants fan. We don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Hey man, what are you doing at to today? We'd
love to have a losers meeting with you.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I'm booked. He's like, oh, so I couldn't hear you.
What was that? And I said sore Losers. He goes,
never heard of it. That's a good sign, man, good sign.
All right, we'll start it.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Did you ask him if he has any openings in
his schedule?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
No? No, I didn't want to bombard him on his
first day.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Man, I was waiting for one of us to come
in hot.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Hey man.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, we're also here Bobby Bone Show. But yeah, we
also have a Sore Loser's podcast. Man, love to have
you listen to it sometime.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Hey man, I don't know if you've noticed, but the
microwave in the break room that's kind of on the fridge.
You think we can get a new one? Is that
anywhere on your agenda? Like, oh, dude, he saw our digs.
There's just packages thrown on the kitchen table out there. Yeah,
he'd never seen that before. He's like, oh, we're gonna
have to shape this up.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
He sees the dungeon where we record the podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
He's like why do you guys have the lights on? Oh?
They don't work?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Man?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
What about your headphones?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
They worked, though, He goes, because I heard that one
pod where the headphone wasn't working on?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
He goes, what is that an our dungeon? No, man,
that's where we do the podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
What's wrong with it's a pod podcast? What's a podcast?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
That'd be a he'd better know what.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
That's testing him? Man, Hey, let's see how qualified you? Man?
What do you know about podcasts?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I should have asked him, what's your favorite podcas cast?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Ah? He hits me with call her Daddy? Hey, hey, man,
what's your favorite what's your favorite segment on the Big Show?
Pat mcavee don Okay, there we go. He's like, oh man,
I really love that. Uh what's your guys name? Who? Oh?
Bob Menery? What podcasts he do?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
He did have Ripper Magoo? Oh yeah, I was a
real big fan of Ripper Magoo. You're like, whoa, what's
gonna be my boy? But that was our that was
our interaction with the boss. All Right, I digress. Let's
just start the show.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
That that had no needing, that did not need to
be talked about.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
It didn't but I think people find it interesting and
also just gave me a genius idea. What's that we
invite him on the podcast? Oh, I just don't know
if he would do it.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
That's first point.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
The second thing is that's how we get to know bosses.
Did we have the last boss on our podcast?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Maybe that's where we went wrong.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Do you think he really has time to come on
our pock? What would you talk to him about on
our podcast? We're idiots?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Why didn't we rip a podcast with him while he
was here today? Now he would have done hate you
got time for one segment? We'd love to have you
on our podcast. He can't say no, he's trying to
be friendly.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, dude, we messed up. We had ten minutes. Once
he's entrenched in the job, he won't He won't have time.
He doesn't have to be mister nice guy. He can
be like, no, guys, I don't have time for the pot.
I got a meeting here, I got a meeting there,
I got a business deal here, got a lunch here,
got a dinner here, got a happy hour over here?
Your podcast? No, But when he's first starting the job,
he wants to make everyone happy, so it's like, oh, absolutely, man,
(08:30):
let me come on down and do that pot. Damn dude,
that's rough man.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
That window's closing.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
That sucks. There's not a window in here. Ray, there
is a window. Actually, it goes right out to the
parking garage.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
All right, we're gonna do it live. Arnold is off today.
I gave him a three day weekend. It's college football.
He said he's betting it heavily. He's got about twenty
dollars he's gonna play around with.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I already was headed to Dublin to watch Florida State
Georgia Tech.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
So there's one college football game.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
He says.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
He's doing a same game parlay and he's gonna try
and win enough so that he can quit this internship.
We'll let you know how that goes very soon.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
We're gonna do it live. We oh the one, two three?
So loser? What up? Everybody? I'm lunchbox. I know the
most about sports, So I'll give you the sports facts,
my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Genius there it is. I have a knack for always
looking at the clock when it says eleven to eleven.
If that isn't good luck. I don't know what is y'all.
It's sis and I'm from the North. Alpha male live
on the north side of Nashville with Baser. Broadway girl
met or took her there, not kidnapped. It was marriage
and engagement, those things. We have a white picket fens,
two point five kids at a Vanderbilt freezer. And then
we also have seventy two years of life that I
(09:38):
will have until I have a heart attack. We have
a little bit of land, two acres, a lot of
Two's interesting. Maybe I should do two to two in
Vegas on a roulette wheel. Yeah, maybe you should draft
two U coach, I've been thinking about that's a great
great point.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Or hawk two someone in my division. They did name
them the great Hawk Tua. I mean they put wings
on Tua.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Pop call sure. I've been thinking about Evansville, and I
would be remiss if I didn't tell you. I think
I may go back in the next week or half. Baser,
if you're listening to this, it's on my mind.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Uh why you just miss it? You enjoyed it more
than you thought you did.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
It was one of those where I won the money
a little too easy, I mean, very easily, and I
was able to understand that there's another twenty people walking
through the hallway.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Why does it stress you out so much when people
walk by a studio? Like right here, guys, let me,
let me. Let's take a look into Ray's mind. We
know how he is about parking, about how if someone
if there's any parking situation, he is stressed to the max. Well,
this dude, if someone walks down the hall, he freaks
out and is he gets so distracted from the pod.
(10:45):
He's like, something's going on out there? What's going on?
Why are they walking down the hall? Ray? The bathroom
is that way? Maybe they have to take a piss? Well,
I mean, well he looked in the window. Well, yeah,
what do you do when you walk by a window?
What do you do look in? You glance in the
window like a bird. So they're probably glancing in the window. Well,
why did they go that way and then go back
(11:06):
that way? Well, Ray, they probably walked that way, went
and took a piss, and then walk back that way
to go back to the studio or go back to
the office or wherever they're going.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
It's okay, I wouldn't be good at a cubicle job.
My head to be on the swivel. But I was
saying about Evansville, the craps, the way it was set up.
They had bubble craps. Just take a look. I mean,
we haven't had somebody down here in two years. And
you tell me you're not interested by people and guests?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Oh yeah, I see them. You want to you guys
want to be on the pod?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Might be uh people that got commercials. Dude, they're trying
to look for a thirty second spot. They need the
sore losers to read it.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
You want me to get them in here? You want
me to open door? Yeah, Hey, the MIC's open. Talk Hey,
hey drawing their MinC.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Oh sure, because it's probably somebody for another show and
they're gonna realize they just got.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Felt up by us. First, I can ask them, hey,
do you guys need to come in here? Ask No,
that already went. Why are you Are you awkward or
get a little nervous it?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
No, I'm not awkward, But I don't want them to
be on for another show, and we're like dicking with
the people before they go on another podcast.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I don't think they're here for another pocket. I think
they're here for the remodel.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
We digressed. Just let me say this.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Okay, going back to where are we going to Evans Evans.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
The craps table, the way it was set up, I
love they had bubble craps. Three minute, three dollars minimum
was beautiful. I was able to play so slow. I
was able to understand a lot of sevens hitting. So
you're not going to touch the numbers and you're going
to bet against it and just hopefully get some money.
I get a hundred, I go cashier, went to the
cash here between twenty and thirty times. The sports book
you could bet any parlay you wanted me and Justin said, oh,
(12:40):
I bet you can't do cross sport. Oh I bet
they don't have hit bets. Dude, they had everything. Then
you get the one thing they had, the max you
could win was seven grand.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Well why is that? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
They don't want you doing some crazy futures parlay. But dude,
the fact that they had what we wanted and we
did have a timeframe. I got to do the stay
of the night and I got to do it the
next week. I'm telling you it is hot. My My
strategy of playing is black Jack hot, don't know, didn't
play roulette.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Lady was a little off putting, maybe a little. He
got in a fight with her. Would Justin go back
with you? Does he have the time to be able
to take the trip with you.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Free ride from me? Yeah, absidam lutely, he would go
in a heartbeat.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I just don't want you going solo.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
It's either solo or with Justin. I don't think Baser's
gonna do it because she doesn't want to stay the
night and night you wake up there there's this small
smell of smoke in the air. But I like that
for two days. Then I got to get back to
some clean air.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah, okay, I'm not gonna go with you. Does he
because the way you described it the first time, about
how you thought it was an hour, an hour and
a half and then it ended up being two and
a half hours, yeah to get there. Yeah, that has
already turned me off from it. And then you said
it was a cloud. There was a couple tables and
nothing but a cloud of smoke.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Let me just put it this way. There's nobody even
sitting next to me, and let you just smell it
billowing in.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
So you're saying when they look at me weird if
I walked in with a mask and a face protector
like they did back in the day with COVID.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Oh, there were still some people walking around with the
old N ninety fives.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I'm just talking about to keep me away from the smoke.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yeah, man, those were the good old days. But you
wouldn't they got your blackjack dose, so I think you
kind of would feel at home.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
You know.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
They have roulette, right yeah, and they have the real craps.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
They had four roulette tables on a Friday night. One
was operating, right you guys, not like money. They had
another craps table that was electronic, which is how I
told you stop when I told you I went to
Tunica and you could kind of stick the dice and
they really wouldn't bounce. The guy was watching NFL with me,
And how was I doing it? See the cruise is
(14:44):
when I was barely throwing it and then it wasn't
even doing a rotation. The table in Tunica it was
just electronics. So I was playing by myself. And they
can't tell you that you can put it on the
numbers on the electronic and then pull them off whereas
in person, Hey, can you take them off my numbers?
The guy are all lazy and none of them listen
to you.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
But I do like it when they have that stick
and they grab your money down or whatever. They take
your money down, they put a marker on it, they flink.
I mean that is so fun. The electronic I don't
like it. I don't like the feel of the table.
It looks weird. It's hard to look at. It hurts
my eyes. Maybe I'm old, I don't know, but it
just is like, oh, that is so off putting. And
I don't like the dice hitting it because it sounds weird.
(15:22):
It's not the hitting the soft table right, there's more stick.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
But I will tell you this, it's the type of
casino where you bring your lunch pail. Yeah, I mean,
you got your guy that just finished a little electric job.
You have, plumber, it's your construction worker. Head straight to
the casino, dude. They were where it all sorts of
you know. I mean, I thought I saw a guy
from fast food just roll in after his Wendy shift.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
They don't.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
They come in with their paychecks, dude, and they're ready
to win some cash.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Hey, that's what I do. Like that about when me
and Abby we went to the Diamond Mine and we
stopped at the casino in Arkansas. Same thing, people just
getting off work. Dude still had their construction best on
his show in his pocket as he's sitting down at
the blackjack table.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Like, why do you have to get dressed up and
heels into the nines in vague like they do in Vegas.
You don't, You're just going to win some money and
guess what, those same people, it doesn't matter what you're wearing.
If you're lucky, lady. Luck is not sees race or
color or creed.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
It doesn't see dress, attire or anything. Doesn't see what
type of shoes you have on the cards, don't care.
That is why I.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Love That's why Evansville, baby, Well.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
That's why I love Vegas is because of that reason
only is you have a dude in a three piece
suit or a tuxedo sitting down with a dude and
a wife beater and the Eiffel Tower drink in his lap.
It's like, that is what Vegas is. It's all walks live.
It's like when I was sitting at the Wind, the
Wind Casino, beautiful casino love the wind hurt is not
(16:47):
great for gamblers. I don't. I mean, it's fine whatever.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
The guy follow He says, it's not good for high
rollers because they will kind of squeeze you a little bit.
If you start winning, all of a sudden you gotta
pay for the old luxury tax. All of a sudden
they charge you the property fee if you're getting a
hotel room.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Well, good thing is. I'm not a high roller and
I've never had that problem. And I'm sitting at the
blackjack table. It was fifteen dollars a hand, right. My
wife and I are sitting there playing woo, and this
guy and his buddy come and sit down. And the
one guy buys in with a twenty five thousand dollar chip. Honey,
(17:22):
things you just got real. And his buddy buys in
with four hundred dollars. And that is what I mean
by all walks of life. They are buddies. And his
friend is playing with a put twenty five thousand dollar
chip in and he has four hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
That is a smorgas board, if you will. But also
it's not a great dynamic. You're going to be loaning
the guy. You're all of a sudden, his marker, Hey man,
can I get one hundred dollars loaner? There's no way
that he is able to play like that.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
But it was awesome because the twenty five thousand dollar
guys playing probably one hundred dollars a hand. Everybody else
is playing fifteen dollars. And he didn't care. He was
just chilling. He was cool, didn't act like he had
the twenty five thousand, just having a good old time.
And I was like, this is why I love Vegas.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Dana White. He said to win is pussies. His word's
not mine.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
We'll take a break, right. Baby Box doesn't like being
called baby box, but anyway.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah, we learned on the podcast also when he tried
to throw his trash right next to my feet.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
He uh started kindergarten and we started putting him on
the bus. And let me tell you this, dude loves
the bus. Night nanny can't drive. Now, night nanny can't drive,
can't drive, doesn't have a has to get home. You know,
their shift ends at seven, bus comes at like seven
thirty seven forty five something like that. I don't know,
(18:43):
but he told my wife after four days on the bus,
We always meet him at the bus stop after school,
see him get off the bus, give him a big hug.
Let's go, dude.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
You know guess what, he'll never remember that continue.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
After four days, he told my wife, Oh no, oh.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
No, no, he said, this is this is bad.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
She was waiting for him when he's good. This is bad.
After the fourth day of the bus she's sitting there
at the bus stop. It's a Friday afternoon. I was
on the golf course and she texted me, Hey, you're
gonna be back for bus stop pick up. I said, nope,
not gonna finish in time. She said, okay, that's cool.
See when you get home. And when I got home,
(19:28):
she goes, I was waiting at the bus stop and
he came bounding down those stairs off the bus and
he gave me a hug. Oh no. He looked at
me in the eyes and said, mom, I don't want
you to wait at the bus stop. I know, I
knew it.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
They grow up so fast, dude, he hard he doesn't
watch you guys around. Okay, so I'm gonna miss those days.
I told you to get the inside, dude. I don't
need your ass out here.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
My wife said, oh, I said, well, what do you mean.
He goes, Mom, just stay on the porch.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Dad's already in the shadows.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
And she goes, but it's I like to see you
get off the bus. He goes, it's only four houses, Mom,
I'll just walk home by myself.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Oh my gosh, dude, cat's in the cradle in the
silver spoon, and my wife's heart broke into a million pieces.
I'll wait until he kisses another woman.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I mean, she said, Oh my god. I knew he
was going to grow up, and I knew that he
was gonna want to do things. I'm sorry, she said.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
He said, what, honey, After four days and you missed
out on it.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
He's already kicking me off the bus stop. What about
your dad? Old pal? You care if I'm down there
four days and he's already had enough of me going
to the bus stop with him.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Dude, it's cooler you walk home on the sidewalk. Then
you wave to the pearans on the patio or whatever.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Then he thinks he's a badass. All of a sudden,
he has all his independence. We had a babysitter and
he tells the babysitter, oh yeah, I'll be back. I'm
just gonna go ride my bike to my friend's house.
Excuse me, we don't let you do that. Well, no,
he's never wanted to do that before. But all of
a sudden, he's been in kindergarten for five days and
he wants to go ride his bike to his friend's house. Yo. Man, Yeah,
(21:36):
out riding. He's kicking us from the bus stop. You
about to pull up. He's riding his bike to friend's house. Yeah, dad,
I'll just pull up. I'll let you know when I
pull up. My wife didn't agree to the bus stop thing.
She said, I'll wait two houses down. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Because also, I mean, listen, son, I love that you're
growing up. You're gonna get kidnapped in these streets.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
No, I'm not worrying about kidnapping. That's weird. I don't
worry about that because, you know, most kidnappings are someone
that you know, Like, if you look it up.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
You're like bazer dude. She looks over at me. You know,
most of the time when a woman gets killed, it's
by her own husband. I'm like, nice, stat I'm not
gonna kill you. I'm going to bed, good night.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Thanks for bringing She looks around me like I'm gonna killer.
I've got better things to do. I'm a little preoccupied
with the big show. Trust me, I'm not planning a killing. Yes, sir,
we got Landy Wilson coming in next week. I can't
I can't miss that. Have you ever seen me when
I come home?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I'm dog ass tired, Like I'm the least threatening person
there is. You could easily kill me with a fucking
butter knife.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah, you have a better chance of killing me because
I go to bed first, Like I go to sleep
a lot earlier than you do, so you could probably
take me out if you wanted to.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Trust me, I'll turn the knife around and put it
back in the drawer. Yeah, yeah, I gotta do that.
But then we had an incident on the bus. Is
that worth a commercial break? Oh, we're going into it.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
He gets off the bus and he comes jogging. You know,
we gotta have a name for this segment. And he
gives us a big hug and he's like, I'm not
the last one on the bus today, And I'm like what,
Because he's always the last one on the bus. He's
the last stop. Dude. What a brutal break. And he's
like yeah, Pamela is still on the bus. And I'm like,
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but Pamela lives on the front side of the neighborhood,
like her stop is one of the first ones. And
he goes, yeah, she got off the bus and went
to her front door, but her door was locked, so
she had to get back on the bus. He brought
Pamela home and I'm like, oh, like, so her parents
(23:50):
weren't there. He goes, I guess not, but she doesn't
have anywhere to go. He's already bringing Pamy home and
my wife's like, oh, well, let me call Pamela's mom.
Luckily my wife knows the mom calls her says, hey,
you know, Pamela got off the bus at your house,
but the door was locked, so she's back on the bus.
(24:11):
And she said, oh no, no, no, she was supposed to
stay it after schoolcare. We're both at the office today,
so there's no one home.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah, your kids bounce around Broadway.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
So the bus makes a loop around the block and
I have to wave down the bus flag it down.
What a time in the streets, dude, And the bus
driver's like, oh, will you take Pamela, And I'm like, yeah,
Pamela can come with us. The bus drivers like, I'm
making like twenty an hour.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Can y'all people seriously pick off?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
And so Pamela came bounding down the bus, had a
little bit of fear in her eyes, like, oh my gosh,
like where am I supposed to go? And so she
came to our house. I'm your new dad, and we
gave her a little snack, we played a little bit.
Mom said, oh, her dad's gonna come get her. You know,
he has a stopping point, he can come and finish
his work from home. So he shows up at the
house and he's like, ah, hey, Jim, what are you doing. Pamla?
(25:04):
You were supposed to stay after school? She goes, I
forgot I got on the bus. And he goes and
he asked me. He goes, so why'd you get her
off the bus? I'm like, well, what did you? I
mean you guys weren't home, like the door was locked.
He goes, Oh, I just assumed the bus would take
her back to school. Parents in twenty twenty four, now
(25:26):
that sales call was a little bit more important than
your kid, I'm like, so you would have rather me
just left her on the bus, And I hope the
bus was gonna just take her back to school, peop.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I thought kids don't care any parents don't give a
shit anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Like me, I'd be like, what, my kid's on the
bus and not supposed to be like, I'll be right there.
This dude is like, oh, I just assumed the bus
would take her back to school.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Oh my gosh, dude, Oh busy day at the office,
Jim okay man, Sorry, Mama, you gotta go with him.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
But uh yeah, apparently he was just he was he
assumed the so take you back to school. He wasn't
too worried about it. That's a little awkward, fam. I'll
probably see you again, Hey, Pamela, we'll probably do the
same song and dance tomorrow. Huh looks like it. Huh
you look at the dad. Yeah, you would think they would,
(26:20):
you would think, But I didn't think I wanted to
take that chance. Man. I felt like that might be
a little like scary for her, you know, like she
might be a little freaked out, like, why am I
going back to school? Then the bus driver's late going
to pick up the middle schoolers because she has to
go take and probably has to write an incident report
about how this kid got on the bus. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Well, hold your tits for a second. You're telling me
the bus driver make sure a kid goes in a house.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
I guess. I guess the bus stop is right in
front of her house. I don't know. He's assuming a
lot of things, but she did. Watch and watch her
go try to open the door it be locked, and
let her back on the bus. See now, I'm thinking
my neighbors actually, because you a bus driver would just
drop them off and drive off.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Right, I think my neighbors. I believe there's a special
needs one, and I think the parents are there.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
They are there.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
That might be the reason that they're there.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
With batter's box.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Batter's box, Hey mom, please come get me at the
get at the bus.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
What if everybody that's a batter's box?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Otherwise it'll loop around.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Their school bus requires a parent to be at the
bus stop until they're through third grade.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
See that's why I'm now curious if that's the requirement.
These kids they can't walk down pavement anymore, but it's
just four for the.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
They need to be you know, they need to be safe. Yeah,
which is interesting. I'm like third grade, second grade I mean,
I'm okay with my son. I'm cool if he wants
to walk home from the bus stop. Whatever, it's four houses,
no problem. I mean in first grade I was getting
off the bus and walking home. Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I don't know on the age things bus.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
I think mom was bringing us, taking us. Yeah, but
we're gonna take a break and I'm gonna come back
and we're gonna talk about going into the past. Someone's
got some hurt feelings and they're trying to act like
they don't have hurt feelings. We'll be right back. I
don't even know if that teas made sense, but.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah, it should have got him to stick around.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Though.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Man, you had me on the edge of my seat. Well,
I need the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
I don't even need to really tease because I just
say we are going to take a break, and then
they'll just stay right like they're not just going to
turn off the pod.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
No, the key to a fascinating radio show and or
podcast is holding them to the next segment so that
they will sit through the commercials. That's how we get
our advertisers, that's how we get a bigger, better deal.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Well, I get a text from we'll call her Kamy,
my sister's best friend. I'm guessing her name's Amy. And
she says, oh my god, did you see this? And
this girl that lived in our neighborhood posted on Facebook
Morning thoughts MMS and HS peeps. That means Murkison Middle
(28:55):
School and Anderson High School peeps. Now that we're older,
I'd love to know who egged my house in middle
school and wrote slut and hugely on the driveway with
shoe polish. I had never even had a first kiss. Hilarious.
Pretty sure as one of the choir girls who got
pissed that I joined choir and immediately got the candy
(29:16):
solo that everyone wanted. I'm not mad about it, still
just wondering. Hey, and Camie text me, and my sister says,
did we egg or toilet paper their house? Because I
know we didn't write slut? I mean, there were so
many things we did. I just don't remember them all.
And I said, ha, ha ha, I don't think it
(29:38):
was us. She's older than us, so I think we
were off the hook on this one. We did f
with a lot of people, and Kamie responded, we sure did,
And then I said, oh, wait, she's the younger one,
but I still don't think we'd write slut, So I
think we're still off the hook. And Camie wrote, I
definitely feel like we hit up their house a time
or two, but I have no recollection of writing. But
(30:01):
I think it's funny. She's asking she's still holding on
to it, and I said, she's for sure still holding
onto that. Let alone, I hadn't even had my first kiss.
Let you know that she's still pissed about it, and
she's my sister said, hilarious. We never wrote words on
anyone's house that I remember, Huh. I mean, dude, She
twenty years later, is still trying to figure out who
(30:23):
wrote slut on her driveway.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Speaking of reaching in the past, amazing that I'm able
to tie this in. I got a buddy from college
every three months text me, hey, man, you remember spring
breaking college sophomore year. I mean, yeah, bro, but I
mean it was years and years ago, Like what, yeah,
we got drunk?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
What calls me?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
He doubled down and he used to call me Red
because my name's Ray and he thinks it's funny that
he calls me Red. I have no idea the joke
it calls me Bro, he's using a nickname from fifteen
years ago. Red, it's blank, give me a call back,
And so I'm not giving him a call back. I
haven't talked to the dude.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
So I am I supposed to fill in the blank or
guess the blank? Jahati? Okay, see that you couldn't come
up with an easier name than that. You couldn't have
just called him Marlin so Jahati?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Then okay, he uh does the call dude, and then
I'm not gonna call him back. Hey man, love to
reminisce with you about spring break. Yeah, my wife's over here.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
What are you saying? Oh yeah, the girl's topless?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I know, dude, the one shaking or shit?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Oh I know, dude.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Oh yeah yeah that bottle booze that we had not
I remember?
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah, you were grinding all over that girl hocked the UK.
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
So? I just did text him, Hey man, love to
catch up sometime heading downtown. AKA, don't call me now.
I'm not gonna be good tomorrow. I'm probably gonna hum
over and so we're fine right now. I haven't got
any text or calls. But Bro, what's with people reaching
in the past back over to you.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
It's weird because I'm like, dang, this is something that
scars you say, oh, middle school, Like you know, things
happen that stick with you for the rest of your life.
This is still bothering her from middle school. Yeah, girls
got some free time. That is twenty five years ago,
and she is still like, is someone really gonna get
(32:21):
on Facebook and be like, oh, now that you post
this on Facebook and you say you're not mad, I'm
gonna yeah, I'm the run the road slut on your driveway,
the worst dude. Where do you go from that? Nobody
is good? But the comments were great.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Oh I didn't do it, but did always think you
were a little easy?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Oh? Comments comments are flying like oh, well you know
I could never get away with it. Your dad would
have known it was me, you know, like things like that,
And I'm.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Like, well, the question is have you changed? I mean,
so are you saying you're a slut now? Always curious
per this story? What did you end up as a profession?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
A lot of people coming in. I didn't do it,
but I'm here for this tea, a people, another one.
I got my popcorn ready, just here for the comments,
then her sister comments on it disgusting, vile.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
And then the guy that wants to hook up with her. Now,
I always thought you were very modest and such a
great representation of American females.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Ye, you are just an amazing person.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
You're an amazing American. What are you doing Friday night?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
You leave it to Facebook? People left to their own
devices will post the most random, weird stuff.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
I mean, I laughed out loud, Dude. I saw that
post and I was just like, that is great because
I don't I didn't do it, and I want to
comment and be like, hey, we did a lot of things,
but that wasn't us.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
I was taking that in a dirty way. Coach, Hey, chick,
we did a lot of stuff back then. I would
have never posted about it publicly.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
I mean, I remember what we did, but I would
never have called you a slot. I call that out.
We had a good time, but yeah, we didn't do it. Man,
that wasn't us. Anything you're holding on too right, want
to talk about you want to reach out to someone, Hey,
you remember when you did this to me? No? I
just said, jahti man.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Well no, no, he reached out to you Yeah, there
ain't no reach out, bro. I have been asking my
sister about one of my best friends in high school.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
What about him? He like overdose?
Speaker 1 (34:41):
I think he's on a wheelchair. Okay, there was no
way to keep it up in fun. Sorry, I mean,
but I have been reaching out about him to answer
your question.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah, Oh my gosh, we'll take it. Break. That just
got awkward. I don't I don't know where to go
from here. Oh man, Okay, that break didn't even help it.
That break didn't help it.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
No, but nobody will give me an answer either.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, because that's a tough one. That's a tough answer.
I guess he turned the pills.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
He had addiction, He beat addiction, moved to California, went
to San Diego, redid his life. He was starting to
did rehab and he was good. And then he relapsed.
Did something with pills and oxy cottons, xy codones. Uh,
crank spank math, I don't know. And then they did
some picture and it was of him. It was a
(35:34):
GoFundMe and he was in a wheelchair. And I've never
heard anything since. And so I keep reaching out to
people like, hey, how is he let me know? And
and my sister usually can get to the bottom of
st of it.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
She said, she doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
And uh, you know how you have text with Justin
You want to take over the segment.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
No, No, you have funny text with Justin Ray text
with my wife. No. I got a text other night. Yeah,
I'll be home in a little bit. I got it.
I got a text last night from Garrett before bus call.
I'm in a group chat with Garrett, Greg, Jacob, and
another dude we know. And I don't know why Garrett
(36:12):
sent this, but it made me realize I need friends
that can bring humor to my life. I need something
that you have with Justin. I need to upgrade friends.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Garrett sends a picture of a spaghetti asle at the
grocery store. Almost yeah, Garrett, I'll take the meatballs man, No,
the meat balls up.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
He did send a picture. You want to see his
picture right, This is the picture he sent.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Is his backyard and heka low key flex with the
the windows.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
He said, what do you think of the new windows?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
I knew it, dude, they look good.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Dude. He's got the vaulted ceilings. That's it.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
I mean, that's that's That's what I'm saying that's kind
of a showy thing with all those windows. Who the
hell has nine windows in their living room?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
I laughed out loud, and Greg text, hell, yeah, brother,
that looks good. Jacob goes Man, new windows, going to
keep that AC in and the sound out great choice,
and he said my AC was set to seventy six yesterday,
but the temp was still eighty four in the house.
And the other guy said, I just did a remodel
(37:22):
on my house. I can really appreciate a nice window,
Like where the hell am I in life? That we
are talking about the damn windows.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Speaking of that, I gotta clean the windows. Dude's that's funny,
but yeah, I wish somebody could have turned that funny.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
But they didn't.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
They just kept doubling down on adult, boring dad talk.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
And I didn't respond. And then I said, those are
some quality pains.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Man, Uh not even a funny text from Justin.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Text from Justin.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Oh my gosh, dude. Before text with Justin, my buddy
Jahati Oh literally just texted me thirty minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
As I was talking. He was listening the pod Man.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
And I said he used to call me Red, so
either he has a new nickname for me, or he
now calls me Jed. He said, what's up, Jed? Where
did all these nicknames come from?
Speaker 2 (38:13):
You never used to call me this? Uh texx with
Justin but not really funny. Tax with Justin but not
really funny.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
This is him being dead serious, not even funny. This
must be how bored he is. Van Dey versus Alcorn
State football in two weeks. Tickets are only ten dollars.
Wanna go? I didn't respond, we were doing the big show.
Then he hits me back with we can beat that.
We can bet the hell out of that. And they
sell beer at the stadium and he takes a picture
of the seat to prove that it's only ten dollars
(38:42):
and sixty cents. And I said, sure, let me see
if Laura has anything played slash, I'll make something up.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
As an obligation.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
We're gonna got a mandy and out corn baby, put
a corn cop up your ass.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
I don't even understand why people would go to a
game like that. That's the kind of game like when
I see this, when I see this on the schedule,
and everybody, this is my problem with college football, and
it's gonna get better because they're in these super conferences,
they're all gonna have better opponents most of the season,
but it still doesn't matter because there's so many teams
in the playoffs. But when they play these games, Like,
as a fan, how do you even get excited to watch?
(39:20):
You know, like Alabama play alcorn State, It's absolutely boring,
it's stupid to watch. It's miserable.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Coming up week two, you got Clemson in a powerhouse.
Speaker 4 (39:31):
No.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
I understand there are some good games, but games like
that Tennessee and North Carolina. So when they schedule like
but with Alabama and stuff, when they're playing these nobodies,
it's sold out, And I don't understand. Why do you
really want to go, like put all that effort. I
get it. If you're a student, you walk over there
to the stadium, you go to the game, you're already hammered,
you had a party, you tailgate cool, But as an adult,
(39:53):
as a grownup, you're really gonna drive to Tuscaloosa set
up a freaking tailgate. Oh I'm so excited about this game.
It's over in the first quarter. Damn, Dad. Seems miserable
to me.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Well, you got six of them, make the most of them.
You got one fall. You're in a fratz roorty. Maybe
they make them go. People are nostalgic. They just want
to go back in the stadium. It really doesn't matter
who they're playing.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Yeah, okay, that cute it.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Maybe you don't want to watch them play a good team.
I went Tennessee balls in Georgia only Valls game I
went to at Knoxville.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
How did that go?
Speaker 1 (40:25):
It was when Georgia won the national championship or they're
on the way to do it. I think they won
fifty two to nothing. And some guy behind me was
chewing the whole game and spit dip on my white shirts.
We had to checkerboard it, so everybody in the section
over was wearing orange. I had to wear white. I
had chew tobacco all over my back. I gepping the
whole game.
Speaker 5 (40:43):
Come out, he damn Valls car touchdown, Come out, Joe
Mixing got gun it man, come out.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
And Joe the whole game. Dude, and the Joe Mixing
didn't throw more than ten yards. And I think our
quarterback was Dobbs. Oh, come out, dob boy.
Speaker 5 (40:59):
They go to that other kid that Jalen heard. Boy,
Come on, get him in the slot. Man, get him
in the fact. Come on throwing that.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Fucker whole game, dude. I looked at my shirt unusable. Dude,
you couldn't even salvage it. There was so much chewing
tobacco over the back. Come out, Come on, boys, we
still got this. It was like thirty two at a
half thirty two. Oh I had plus twenty one. It
wasn't even enough to come close to covering it. The
parlay was shot to get fourth quarter. Dude, we're down
like forty five to nothing. Come on, man, come on,
(41:29):
put some air under that fucker. Bro, you gotta put
a lot of air under that. At about seven passes.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Hey, forty five another it's over, dude, Like it don't
matter how much air. I don't care if you got
Peyton manning out there. We ain't winning this damn game.
It's over with.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
The Next day, that guy went returned to the crops
man with his chewing tobacco and he was harvesting and
he was.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
A ball baby. Come on, roll damn falls baby, fucking
ball walk.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Come on, come on, Rocky top Man, Yeah, come back,
Rocky top Hey, we got an email.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Oh hit it, yep, call another year, another complete letdown.
Five years of listening waiting for my name to be
called for this what ing draft? First it was tiny
scraps of paper that Arnold cut up that let me down.
(42:17):
Now that it's some imaginary wheel lunch calling my name
this morning on it led it to be a setup. Hey,
I'm doing that. That almost had me driving off Mopack.
When I heard it, I thought I was in Let
there please be one more person who does not pay
(42:40):
ready to pay off some student loans. Thanks Kate Travor.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yeah, that's your problem. Don't go on Mopack, man. That
thing's a parking lot. If one more car pulled back
onto that thing, I was not going to get to
the radio station on time. That's why I moved, and
that's why I don't ever go on the access road
in Austin.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Yeah, here's another one. How do we know when our
draft is going to be from ben Guys, It's on
the website. Listen. I don't know what division you're in,
but it's all up there. If you made the league,
it's up there. You just got to play on the
play around on the website. It's on one of those
buttons and it says draft time. And that's when your
draft is I wish I could, I mean play around
(43:20):
on the site. I say in the email when I
send it to you, play around on the site so
you know when everything and every how everything works, because
I'm ready for the bitching to begin. This is what
happens every year. But welcome to the league. WU Box,
WU Box. It is great.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
I never knew that we paid a significant amount of
money to use the website. But when you tell your
friends at work, I'm in a forty eight team fantasy
football league, it just puts nuts in somebody's face because
there ain't nobody in this big of a fantasy football league.
I tell bones one year. He goes, what. I go, Yeah, dude,
we're in a forty eight person team fantasy football league.
(43:54):
He goes, how is that even possible? I said, we
linked together forty eight teams through WU Box.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Yeah, my fantasy league, dude, it's amazing. All right, we're
out WU Box. Have a good weekend. I enjoy college football.
It's back, no good games, but enjoy it. Major League
Baseball and that's all I got. NFL man, we are
thirteen days away, thirteen twelve. I don't know how many
days away. But man, it's coming. It's coming fast. Yeah,
(44:20):
week and a half ish. Get your popcorn ready, do
your research, pick your super Bowl champion, pick your future.
Now is the time. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
If you're in the future, it's too late, that's right,
because guess what, We're already too late with the home
run race because Judge has won it. Otani's too far back.
I don't root for injuries, but shy of Aaron Judge
getting turf toe on his way to the fucking Spa.
There ain't no way Otani's gonna catch him.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
And you had Judger Otani, I had Judging one.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
I got Otani and a lot of them.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
That's how the parley ends. Man.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
But what can really help me is a long shot.
But the Padres win the division that will put the
wheels in motion for the fall of our lifetimes.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
I don't know what what? What? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:08):
You guys want to touch Heisman? Note Will Howard, you
want to touch date. There's too many people that can
win the Heisman. It's down to three, Oh, Will Howard,
Ohio State, Dylan Gabriel Oregon, and Jalen Milroe Alabama Bam.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Bama, Bama, Oh damn Padres are four games back. Yeah,
it was a bad night. Yeah, that's not good. It's
not good. Damn mm hmm yeah yeah, damn. Have a
good weekend, man, have a good weekend.
Ah yeah, buddy, Uh just a little housekeeping. Uh oh,
I said that the new NFL rules, how they're gonna
start where they don't know what they do. They go
play totlly winks on the twenty yard line during a kickoff, right.
I said, it's gonna make the scoring more and there
are going to be more.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
It said it.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
The Vegas just came out. It's they said they'll raise
the point totals by one or two points.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Oh well, you must be no stter Damas or something.
You must be really smart because I have no idea
how we're going to determine this, Like I don't even
know if they're still going to run it back? Like
is there a penalty if you kick it into the
end zone? Why wouldn't they still just kick it out
of the end zone?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
That would be the play. Maybe they're scooted back more like.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Does it like if you kick it out of the
end zone? Do they get it at like the forty now?
Because last year they would just kick it out of
the end zone, so there was no run back, So
why would you not still just kick it out of
the end zone. I don't know the new rule.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You can't there's actually a zone. I've seen them shot
on the TV.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You can't kick it out of the end zone.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
You can, but it's a penalty. You now have to
kick the ball within the twenty and the zero yard line.
I think we sound so stupid, and you want to
hear another one. Yea, guys, if you have kids in
little league baseball and you have runners at first and
second and there it could be a double play and
a guy grounds out to short. If you're the runner,
always let that ball hit you because it's only one out. Otherwise,
(01:19):
if they turn a double play, it's two outs.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
That's a great point and I will agree with that.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Anthony Rizzo did it, and it's genius because you extend
the inning.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Essentially, safety kicks would be from a okay, a line.
All kicker cannot cross the fifty yard line until the
ball touches the ground or a player and landing zone
or end zone the tent the receiving team.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
What the There's something about a landing zone.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Landing zone is the area between the receiving team's goal
line and it's twenty yard line. Any kick that hits
short of the landing zone treated the kickoff out of
bounds and the ball is spotted at the forty yard line,
play would be blown dead as soon as the kick
lands short of the landing zone. Any kick that hits
in the landing zone must be returned. There's no fair catch, okay.
(02:05):
Any kick that hits in the landing zone and then
goes into the end zone must be returned or downed
by receiving team. If down, the touchback comes to the
twenty yard line. Kick hits in the end zone, stays
in bounds, returned or downed. If downed, then they get
it at the thirty yard line. Any kick that goes
out of the back of the end zone or in
(02:26):
the air or bounces out of the back of the
end zone is a touchback, and they get it at
the thirty yard line. I would just kick it out
of the end zone every time.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
And also we can probably remove this kickoff. Let's just
start it at the twenty five.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I think it. I want more teams to return it.
I think the return is exciting. It'll bring more of that.
But this dynamic, I don't know. I mean, obviously it's
gonna be fun, it's good. I've never watched the XFL,
so I've never seen this kickoff. I don't know how
it looks or how creative they can get. I just
hate the fact that there's no onside kick before the
(02:59):
fourth quarter.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
You're telling me we got the idea from the XFL. Yeah, dude,
that would be like Clay and Buck getting a bit
from us.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Uh, yeah, that would be thanks guys for the woods
You rather Jack, But how stupid is it that you
have to go, hey, guys, hey, just so you know,
we're gonna do an onside kick. Now, there's no element
of surprise, so if you're down, you're screwed.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, it's just like Madden, Dude, they can see if
you're gonna onside it.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Oh you've been playing Madden. How's it going? Now? Have
you been playing college football?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Because you got to have PlayStation five. But guess what.
We bought the damn game for eighty dollars and then
went through customer support and I got my damn eighty
dollars back.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
That's when they let you buy.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
It, even if if, even if your console isn't compatible.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
But yeah, they don't care. They don't. They believe maybe
you have the other console on the way.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
But they have my account and it shows that I
have a PS four and they still let us buy it.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
It's sort of like if I go to the store
and I want to buy a tire from my you know, Mazda.
What's a Mazda. Give me a Yeah, a Toyota camera.
I have a Toyota camera. They'll let me buy a
monster truck tire. They don't give two ships.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, the average guy at his job doesn't give two ships. No,
you don't give two ships. Ah, I give a ship,
Not today, I don't. All right, well, let's start the show.
Oh okay, No, Arnold, dude, my voice is already raspy
Ray is done.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
He's tired, he's exhausted.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
No, because I've been editing audio and we had upper
management the brass in here, so we had to have
a professional conversation for an hour. Dude, I am housed
with all that said. I mean, now it's just I'm
battle of wits.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I'm out, man. It was a little weird because there
was a there's a new like like a new big boss.
There's like a new one in town.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
And I gotta say badass hairslick back comes in hot.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Dude, got the jacket on the blazer, you know, what
I mean, looking like he's ready to make deals, like
let's get shipped done around here. And where is he from?
New York, New York. He's from Upstate New York. And
we say it was shake hands, shake hands, and Ray's like, man,
what's your college? And he looks at Rain and he goes,
my college. I've been here twenty one years. Man, I've
seen the growth. I've seen all the cranes, I've seen
(05:08):
the buildings go up.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
He probably thought, what is what's your history? Your track record?
He didn't really think I was asking about his college
team and I should have said, what is your college
football team?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah? He thought maybe you were asking what's your like,
where did you go to college? Hey, bro, what's your
body count? Because he said, oh, you know Upstate New York.
It's where I met my wife. My kids are around
here now. It was so we never got to where
what his college is. We don't know his team, right,
We're just meaning though we will. Maybe he doesn't like college.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Let's hope the sore losers have a meeting with him.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Hey, maybe he just wanted to talk the NFL and
we went to college. He goes, what idiots, I'm a
Giants fan. We don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Hey man, what are you doing at to today? We'd
love to have a losers meeting with you.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I'm booked. He's like, oh, so I couldn't hear you.
What was that? And I said sore Losers. He goes,
never heard of it. That's a good sign, man, good sign.
All right, we'll start it.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Did you ask him if he has any openings in
his schedule?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
No? No, I didn't want to bombard him on his
first day.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Man, I was waiting for one of us to come
in hot.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Hey man.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, we're also here Bobby Bone Show. But yeah, we
also have a Sore Loser's podcast. Man, love to have
you listen to it sometime.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Hey man, I don't know if you've noticed, but the
microwave in the break room that's kind of on the fridge.
You think we can get a new one? Is that
anywhere on your agenda? Like, oh, dude, he saw our digs.
There's just packages thrown on the kitchen table out there. Yeah,
he'd never seen that before. He's like, oh, we're gonna
have to shape this up.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
He sees the dungeon where we record the podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
He's like why do you guys have the lights on? Oh?
They don't work?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Man?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
What about your headphones?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
They worked, though, He goes, because I heard that one
pod where the headphone wasn't working on?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
He goes, what is that an our dungeon? No, man,
that's where we do the podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
What's wrong with it's a pod podcast? What's a podcast?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
That'd be a he'd better know what.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
That's testing him? Man, Hey, let's see how qualified you? Man?
What do you know about podcasts?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I should have asked him, what's your favorite podcas cast?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Ah? He hits me with call her Daddy? Hey, hey, man,
what's your favorite what's your favorite segment on the Big Show?
Pat mcavee don Okay, there we go. He's like, oh man,
I really love that. Uh what's your guys name? Who? Oh?
Bob Menery? What podcasts he do?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
He did have Ripper Magoo? Oh yeah, I was a
real big fan of Ripper Magoo. You're like, whoa, what's
gonna be my boy? But that was our that was
our interaction with the boss. All Right, I digress. Let's
just start the show.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
That that had no needing, that did not need to
be talked about.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
It didn't but I think people find it interesting and
also just gave me a genius idea. What's that we
invite him on the podcast? Oh, I just don't know
if he would do it.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
That's first point.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
The second thing is that's how we get to know bosses.
Did we have the last boss on our podcast?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Maybe that's where we went wrong.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Do you think he really has time to come on
our pock? What would you talk to him about on
our podcast? We're idiots?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Why didn't we rip a podcast with him while he
was here today? Now he would have done hate you
got time for one segment? We'd love to have you
on our podcast. He can't say no, he's trying to
be friendly.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, dude, we messed up. We had ten minutes. Once
he's entrenched in the job, he won't He won't have time.
He doesn't have to be mister nice guy. He can
be like, no, guys, I don't have time for the pot.
I got a meeting here, I got a meeting there,
I got a business deal here, got a lunch here,
got a dinner here, got a happy hour over here?
Your podcast? No, But when he's first starting the job,
he wants to make everyone happy, so it's like, oh, absolutely, man,
(08:30):
let me come on down and do that pot. Damn dude,
that's rough man.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
That window's closing.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
That sucks. There's not a window in here. Ray, there
is a window. Actually, it goes right out to the
parking garage.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
All right, we're gonna do it live. Arnold is off today.
I gave him a three day weekend. It's college football.
He said he's betting it heavily. He's got about twenty
dollars he's gonna play around with.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I already was headed to Dublin to watch Florida State
Georgia Tech.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
So there's one college football game.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
He says.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
He's doing a same game parlay and he's gonna try
and win enough so that he can quit this internship.
We'll let you know how that goes very soon.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
We're gonna do it live. We oh the one, two three?
So loser? What up? Everybody? I'm lunchbox. I know the
most about sports, So I'll give you the sports facts,
my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Genius there it is. I have a knack for always
looking at the clock when it says eleven to eleven.
If that isn't good luck. I don't know what is y'all.
It's sis and I'm from the North. Alpha male live
on the north side of Nashville with Baser. Broadway girl
met or took her there, not kidnapped. It was marriage
and engagement, those things. We have a white picket fens,
two point five kids at a Vanderbilt freezer. And then
we also have seventy two years of life that I
(09:38):
will have until I have a heart attack. We have
a little bit of land, two acres, a lot of
Two's interesting. Maybe I should do two to two in
Vegas on a roulette wheel. Yeah, maybe you should draft
two U coach, I've been thinking about that's a great
great point.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Or hawk two someone in my division. They did name
them the great Hawk Tua. I mean they put wings
on Tua.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Pop call sure. I've been thinking about Evansville, and I
would be remiss if I didn't tell you. I think
I may go back in the next week or half. Baser,
if you're listening to this, it's on my mind.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Uh why you just miss it? You enjoyed it more
than you thought you did.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
It was one of those where I won the money
a little too easy, I mean, very easily, and I
was able to understand that there's another twenty people walking
through the hallway.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Why does it stress you out so much when people
walk by a studio? Like right here, guys, let me,
let me. Let's take a look into Ray's mind. We
know how he is about parking, about how if someone
if there's any parking situation, he is stressed to the max. Well,
this dude, if someone walks down the hall, he freaks
out and is he gets so distracted from the pod.
(10:45):
He's like, something's going on out there? What's going on?
Why are they walking down the hall? Ray? The bathroom
is that way? Maybe they have to take a piss? Well,
I mean, well he looked in the window. Well, yeah,
what do you do when you walk by a window?
What do you do look in? You glance in the
window like a bird. So they're probably glancing in the window. Well,
why did they go that way and then go back
(11:06):
that way? Well, Ray, they probably walked that way, went
and took a piss, and then walk back that way
to go back to the studio or go back to
the office or wherever they're going.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
It's okay, I wouldn't be good at a cubicle job.
My head to be on the swivel. But I was
saying about Evansville, the craps, the way it was set up.
They had bubble craps. Just take a look. I mean,
we haven't had somebody down here in two years. And
you tell me you're not interested by people and guests?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Oh yeah, I see them. You want to you guys
want to be on the pod?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Might be uh people that got commercials. Dude, they're trying
to look for a thirty second spot. They need the
sore losers to read it.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
You want me to get them in here? You want
me to open door? Yeah, Hey, the MIC's open. Talk Hey,
hey drawing their MinC.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Oh sure, because it's probably somebody for another show and
they're gonna realize they just got.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Felt up by us. First, I can ask them, hey,
do you guys need to come in here? Ask No,
that already went. Why are you Are you awkward or
get a little nervous it?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
No, I'm not awkward, But I don't want them to
be on for another show, and we're like dicking with
the people before they go on another podcast.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I don't think they're here for another pocket. I think
they're here for the remodel.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
We digressed. Just let me say this.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Okay, going back to where are we going to Evans Evans.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
The craps table, the way it was set up, I
love they had bubble craps. Three minute, three dollars minimum
was beautiful. I was able to play so slow. I
was able to understand a lot of sevens hitting. So
you're not going to touch the numbers and you're going
to bet against it and just hopefully get some money.
I get a hundred, I go cashier, went to the
cash here between twenty and thirty times. The sports book
you could bet any parlay you wanted me and Justin said, oh,
(12:40):
I bet you can't do cross sport. Oh I bet
they don't have hit bets. Dude, they had everything. Then
you get the one thing they had, the max you
could win was seven grand.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Well why is that? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
They don't want you doing some crazy futures parlay. But dude,
the fact that they had what we wanted and we
did have a timeframe. I got to do the stay
of the night and I got to do it the
next week. I'm telling you it is hot. My My
strategy of playing is black Jack hot, don't know, didn't
play roulette.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Lady was a little off putting, maybe a little. He
got in a fight with her. Would Justin go back
with you? Does he have the time to be able
to take the trip with you.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Free ride from me? Yeah, absidam lutely, he would go
in a heartbeat.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I just don't want you going solo.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
It's either solo or with Justin. I don't think Baser's
gonna do it because she doesn't want to stay the
night and night you wake up there there's this small
smell of smoke in the air. But I like that
for two days. Then I got to get back to
some clean air.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah, okay, I'm not gonna go with you. Does he
because the way you described it the first time, about
how you thought it was an hour, an hour and
a half and then it ended up being two and
a half hours, yeah to get there. Yeah, that has
already turned me off from it. And then you said
it was a cloud. There was a couple tables and
nothing but a cloud of smoke.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Let me just put it this way. There's nobody even
sitting next to me, and let you just smell it
billowing in.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
So you're saying when they look at me weird if
I walked in with a mask and a face protector
like they did back in the day with COVID.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Oh, there were still some people walking around with the
old N ninety fives.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I'm just talking about to keep me away from the smoke.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yeah, man, those were the good old days. But you
wouldn't they got your blackjack dose, so I think you
kind of would feel at home.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
You know.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
They have roulette, right yeah, and they have the real craps.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
They had four roulette tables on a Friday night. One
was operating, right you guys, not like money. They had
another craps table that was electronic, which is how I
told you stop when I told you I went to
Tunica and you could kind of stick the dice and
they really wouldn't bounce. The guy was watching NFL with me,
And how was I doing it? See the cruise is
(14:44):
when I was barely throwing it and then it wasn't
even doing a rotation. The table in Tunica it was
just electronics. So I was playing by myself. And they
can't tell you that you can put it on the
numbers on the electronic and then pull them off whereas
in person, Hey, can you take them off my numbers?
The guy are all lazy and none of them listen
to you.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
But I do like it when they have that stick
and they grab your money down or whatever. They take
your money down, they put a marker on it, they flink.
I mean that is so fun. The electronic I don't
like it. I don't like the feel of the table.
It looks weird. It's hard to look at. It hurts
my eyes. Maybe I'm old, I don't know, but it
just is like, oh, that is so off putting. And
I don't like the dice hitting it because it sounds weird.
(15:22):
It's not the hitting the soft table right, there's more stick.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
But I will tell you this, it's the type of
casino where you bring your lunch pail. Yeah, I mean,
you got your guy that just finished a little electric job.
You have, plumber, it's your construction worker. Head straight to
the casino, dude. They were where it all sorts of
you know. I mean, I thought I saw a guy
from fast food just roll in after his Wendy shift.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
They don't.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
They come in with their paychecks, dude, and they're ready
to win some cash.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Hey, that's what I do. Like that about when me
and Abby we went to the Diamond Mine and we
stopped at the casino in Arkansas. Same thing, people just
getting off work. Dude still had their construction best on
his show in his pocket as he's sitting down at
the blackjack table.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Like, why do you have to get dressed up and
heels into the nines in vague like they do in Vegas.
You don't, You're just going to win some money and
guess what, those same people, it doesn't matter what you're wearing.
If you're lucky, lady. Luck is not sees race or
color or creed.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
It doesn't see dress, attire or anything. Doesn't see what
type of shoes you have on the cards, don't care.
That is why I.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Love That's why Evansville, baby, Well.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
That's why I love Vegas is because of that reason
only is you have a dude in a three piece
suit or a tuxedo sitting down with a dude and
a wife beater and the Eiffel Tower drink in his lap.
It's like, that is what Vegas is. It's all walks live.
It's like when I was sitting at the Wind, the
Wind Casino, beautiful casino love the wind hurt is not
(16:47):
great for gamblers. I don't. I mean, it's fine whatever.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
The guy follow He says, it's not good for high
rollers because they will kind of squeeze you a little bit.
If you start winning, all of a sudden you gotta
pay for the old luxury tax. All of a sudden
they charge you the property fee if you're getting a
hotel room.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Well, good thing is. I'm not a high roller and
I've never had that problem. And I'm sitting at the
blackjack table. It was fifteen dollars a hand, right. My
wife and I are sitting there playing woo, and this
guy and his buddy come and sit down. And the
one guy buys in with a twenty five thousand dollar chip. Honey,
(17:22):
things you just got real. And his buddy buys in
with four hundred dollars. And that is what I mean
by all walks of life. They are buddies. And his
friend is playing with a put twenty five thousand dollar
chip in and he has four hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
That is a smorgas board, if you will. But also
it's not a great dynamic. You're going to be loaning
the guy. You're all of a sudden, his marker, Hey man,
can I get one hundred dollars loaner? There's no way
that he is able to play like that.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
But it was awesome because the twenty five thousand dollar
guys playing probably one hundred dollars a hand. Everybody else
is playing fifteen dollars. And he didn't care. He was
just chilling. He was cool, didn't act like he had
the twenty five thousand, just having a good old time.
And I was like, this is why I love Vegas.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Dana White. He said to win is pussies. His word's
not mine.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
We'll take a break, right. Baby Box doesn't like being
called baby box, but anyway.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah, we learned on the podcast also when he tried
to throw his trash right next to my feet.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
He uh started kindergarten and we started putting him on
the bus. And let me tell you this, dude loves
the bus. Night nanny can't drive. Now, night nanny can't drive,
can't drive, doesn't have a has to get home. You know,
their shift ends at seven, bus comes at like seven
thirty seven forty five something like that. I don't know,
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but he told my wife after four days on the bus,
We always meet him at the bus stop after school,
see him get off the bus, give him a big hug.
Let's go, dude.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
You know guess what, he'll never remember that continue.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
After four days, he told my wife, Oh no, oh.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
No, no, he said, this is this is bad.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
She was waiting for him when he's good. This is bad.
After the fourth day of the bus she's sitting there
at the bus stop. It's a Friday afternoon. I was
on the golf course and she texted me, Hey, you're
gonna be back for bus stop pick up. I said, nope,
not gonna finish in time. She said, okay, that's cool.
See when you get home. And when I got home,
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she goes, I was waiting at the bus stop and
he came bounding down those stairs off the bus and
he gave me a hug. Oh no. He looked at
me in the eyes and said, mom, I don't want
you to wait at the bus stop. I know, I
knew it.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
They grow up so fast, dude, he hard he doesn't
watch you guys around. Okay, so I'm gonna miss those days.
I told you to get the inside, dude. I don't
need your ass out here.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
My wife said, oh, I said, well, what do you mean.
He goes, Mom, just stay on the porch.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Dad's already in the shadows.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
And she goes, but it's I like to see you
get off the bus. He goes, it's only four houses, Mom,
I'll just walk home by myself.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Oh my gosh, dude, cat's in the cradle in the
silver spoon, and my wife's heart broke into a million pieces.
I'll wait until he kisses another woman.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I mean, she said, Oh my god. I knew he
was going to grow up, and I knew that he
was gonna want to do things. I'm sorry, she said.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
He said, what, honey, After four days and you missed
out on it.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
He's already kicking me off the bus stop. What about
your dad? Old pal? You care if I'm down there
four days and he's already had enough of me going
to the bus stop with him.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Dude, it's cooler you walk home on the sidewalk. Then
you wave to the pearans on the patio or whatever.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Then he thinks he's a badass. All of a sudden,
he has all his independence. We had a babysitter and
he tells the babysitter, oh yeah, I'll be back. I'm
just gonna go ride my bike to my friend's house.
Excuse me, we don't let you do that. Well, no,
he's never wanted to do that before. But all of
a sudden, he's been in kindergarten for five days and
he wants to go ride his bike to his friend's house. Yo. Man, Yeah,
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out riding. He's kicking us from the bus stop. You
about to pull up. He's riding his bike to friend's house. Yeah, dad,
I'll just pull up. I'll let you know when I
pull up. My wife didn't agree to the bus stop thing.
She said, I'll wait two houses down. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Because also, I mean, listen, son, I love that you're
growing up. You're gonna get kidnapped in these streets.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
No, I'm not worrying about kidnapping. That's weird. I don't
worry about that because, you know, most kidnappings are someone
that you know, Like, if you look it up.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
You're like bazer dude. She looks over at me. You know,
most of the time when a woman gets killed, it's
by her own husband. I'm like, nice, stat I'm not
gonna kill you. I'm going to bed, good night.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Thanks for bringing She looks around me like I'm gonna killer.
I've got better things to do. I'm a little preoccupied
with the big show. Trust me, I'm not planning a killing. Yes, sir,
we got Landy Wilson coming in next week. I can't
I can't miss that. Have you ever seen me when
I come home?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I'm dog ass tired, Like I'm the least threatening person
there is. You could easily kill me with a fucking
butter knife.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah, you have a better chance of killing me because
I go to bed first, Like I go to sleep
a lot earlier than you do, so you could probably
take me out if you wanted to.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Trust me, I'll turn the knife around and put it
back in the drawer. Yeah, yeah, I gotta do that.
But then we had an incident on the bus. Is
that worth a commercial break? Oh, we're going into it.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
He gets off the bus and he comes jogging. You know,
we gotta have a name for this segment. And he
gives us a big hug and he's like, I'm not
the last one on the bus today, And I'm like what,
Because he's always the last one on the bus. He's
the last stop. Dude. What a brutal break. And he's
like yeah, Pamela is still on the bus. And I'm like,
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but Pamela lives on the front side of the neighborhood,
like her stop is one of the first ones. And
he goes, yeah, she got off the bus and went
to her front door, but her door was locked, so
she had to get back on the bus. He brought
Pamela home and I'm like, oh, like, so her parents
(23:50):
weren't there. He goes, I guess not, but she doesn't
have anywhere to go. He's already bringing Pamy home and
my wife's like, oh, well, let me call Pamela's mom.
Luckily my wife knows the mom calls her says, hey,
you know, Pamela got off the bus at your house,
but the door was locked, so she's back on the bus.
(24:11):
And she said, oh no, no, no, she was supposed to
stay it after schoolcare. We're both at the office today,
so there's no one home.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah, your kids bounce around Broadway.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
So the bus makes a loop around the block and
I have to wave down the bus flag it down.
What a time in the streets, dude, And the bus
driver's like, oh, will you take Pamela, And I'm like, yeah,
Pamela can come with us. The bus drivers like, I'm
making like twenty an hour.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Can y'all people seriously pick off?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
And so Pamela came bounding down the bus, had a
little bit of fear in her eyes, like, oh my gosh,
like where am I supposed to go? And so she
came to our house. I'm your new dad, and we
gave her a little snack, we played a little bit.
Mom said, oh, her dad's gonna come get her. You know,
he has a stopping point, he can come and finish
his work from home. So he shows up at the
house and he's like, ah, hey, Jim, what are you doing. Pamla?
(25:04):
You were supposed to stay after school? She goes, I
forgot I got on the bus. And he goes and
he asked me. He goes, so why'd you get her
off the bus? I'm like, well, what did you? I
mean you guys weren't home, like the door was locked.
He goes, Oh, I just assumed the bus would take
her back to school. Parents in twenty twenty four, now
(25:26):
that sales call was a little bit more important than
your kid, I'm like, so you would have rather me
just left her on the bus, And I hope the
bus was gonna just take her back to school, peop.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I thought kids don't care any parents don't give a
shit anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Like me, I'd be like, what, my kid's on the
bus and not supposed to be like, I'll be right there.
This dude is like, oh, I just assumed the bus
would take her back to school.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Oh my gosh, dude, Oh busy day at the office,
Jim okay man, Sorry, Mama, you gotta go with him.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
But uh yeah, apparently he was just he was he
assumed the so take you back to school. He wasn't
too worried about it. That's a little awkward, fam. I'll
probably see you again, Hey, Pamela, we'll probably do the
same song and dance tomorrow. Huh looks like it. Huh
you look at the dad. Yeah, you would think they would,
(26:20):
you would think, But I didn't think I wanted to
take that chance. Man. I felt like that might be
a little like scary for her, you know, like she
might be a little freaked out, like, why am I
going back to school? Then the bus driver's late going
to pick up the middle schoolers because she has to
go take and probably has to write an incident report
about how this kid got on the bus. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Well, hold your tits for a second. You're telling me
the bus driver make sure a kid goes in a house.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
I guess. I guess the bus stop is right in
front of her house. I don't know. He's assuming a
lot of things, but she did. Watch and watch her
go try to open the door it be locked, and
let her back on the bus. See now, I'm thinking
my neighbors actually, because you a bus driver would just
drop them off and drive off.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Right, I think my neighbors. I believe there's a special
needs one, and I think the parents are there.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
They are there.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
That might be the reason that they're there.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
With batter's box.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Batter's box, Hey mom, please come get me at the
get at the bus.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
What if everybody that's a batter's box?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Otherwise it'll loop around.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Their school bus requires a parent to be at the
bus stop until they're through third grade.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
See that's why I'm now curious if that's the requirement.
These kids they can't walk down pavement anymore, but it's
just four for the.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
They need to be you know, they need to be safe. Yeah,
which is interesting. I'm like third grade, second grade I mean,
I'm okay with my son. I'm cool if he wants
to walk home from the bus stop. Whatever, it's four houses,
no problem. I mean in first grade I was getting
off the bus and walking home. Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I don't know on the age things bus.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
I think mom was bringing us, taking us. Yeah, but
we're gonna take a break and I'm gonna come back
and we're gonna talk about going into the past. Someone's
got some hurt feelings and they're trying to act like
they don't have hurt feelings. We'll be right back. I
don't even know if that teas made sense, but.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah, it should have got him to stick around.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Though.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Man, you had me on the edge of my seat. Well,
I need the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
I don't even need to really tease because I just
say we are going to take a break, and then
they'll just stay right like they're not just going to
turn off the pod.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
No, the key to a fascinating radio show and or
podcast is holding them to the next segment so that
they will sit through the commercials. That's how we get
our advertisers, that's how we get a bigger, better deal.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Well, I get a text from we'll call her Kamy,
my sister's best friend. I'm guessing her name's Amy. And
she says, oh my god, did you see this? And
this girl that lived in our neighborhood posted on Facebook
Morning thoughts MMS and HS peeps. That means Murkison Middle
(28:55):
School and Anderson High School peeps. Now that we're older,
I'd love to know who egged my house in middle
school and wrote slut and hugely on the driveway with
shoe polish. I had never even had a first kiss. Hilarious.
Pretty sure as one of the choir girls who got
pissed that I joined choir and immediately got the candy
(29:16):
solo that everyone wanted. I'm not mad about it, still
just wondering. Hey, and Camie text me, and my sister says,
did we egg or toilet paper their house? Because I
know we didn't write slut? I mean, there were so
many things we did. I just don't remember them all.
And I said, ha, ha ha, I don't think it
(29:38):
was us. She's older than us, so I think we
were off the hook on this one. We did f
with a lot of people, and Kamie responded, we sure did,
And then I said, oh, wait, she's the younger one,
but I still don't think we'd write slut, So I
think we're still off the hook. And Camie wrote, I
definitely feel like we hit up their house a time
or two, but I have no recollection of writing. But
(30:01):
I think it's funny. She's asking she's still holding on
to it, and I said, she's for sure still holding
onto that. Let alone, I hadn't even had my first kiss.
Let you know that she's still pissed about it, and
she's my sister said, hilarious. We never wrote words on
anyone's house that I remember, Huh. I mean, dude, She
twenty years later, is still trying to figure out who
(30:23):
wrote slut on her driveway.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Speaking of reaching in the past, amazing that I'm able
to tie this in. I got a buddy from college
every three months text me, hey, man, you remember spring
breaking college sophomore year. I mean, yeah, bro, but I
mean it was years and years ago, Like what, yeah,
we got drunk?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
What calls me?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
He doubled down and he used to call me Red
because my name's Ray and he thinks it's funny that
he calls me Red. I have no idea the joke
it calls me Bro, he's using a nickname from fifteen
years ago. Red, it's blank, give me a call back,
And so I'm not giving him a call back. I
haven't talked to the dude.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
So I am I supposed to fill in the blank or
guess the blank? Jahati? Okay, see that you couldn't come
up with an easier name than that. You couldn't have
just called him Marlin so Jahati?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Then okay, he uh does the call dude, and then
I'm not gonna call him back. Hey man, love to
reminisce with you about spring break. Yeah, my wife's over here.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
What are you saying? Oh yeah, the girl's topless?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I know, dude, the one shaking or shit?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Oh I know, dude.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Oh yeah yeah that bottle booze that we had not
I remember?
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah, you were grinding all over that girl hocked the UK.
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
So? I just did text him, Hey man, love to
catch up sometime heading downtown. AKA, don't call me now.
I'm not gonna be good tomorrow. I'm probably gonna hum
over and so we're fine right now. I haven't got
any text or calls. But Bro, what's with people reaching
in the past back over to you.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
It's weird because I'm like, dang, this is something that
scars you say, oh, middle school, Like you know, things
happen that stick with you for the rest of your life.
This is still bothering her from middle school. Yeah, girls
got some free time. That is twenty five years ago,
and she is still like, is someone really gonna get
(32:21):
on Facebook and be like, oh, now that you post
this on Facebook and you say you're not mad, I'm
gonna yeah, I'm the run the road slut on your driveway,
the worst dude. Where do you go from that? Nobody
is good? But the comments were great.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Oh I didn't do it, but did always think you
were a little easy?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Oh? Comments comments are flying like oh, well you know
I could never get away with it. Your dad would
have known it was me, you know, like things like that,
And I'm.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Like, well, the question is have you changed? I mean,
so are you saying you're a slut now? Always curious
per this story? What did you end up as a profession?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
A lot of people coming in. I didn't do it,
but I'm here for this tea, a people, another one.
I got my popcorn ready, just here for the comments,
then her sister comments on it disgusting, vile.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
And then the guy that wants to hook up with her. Now,
I always thought you were very modest and such a
great representation of American females.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Ye, you are just an amazing person.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
You're an amazing American. What are you doing Friday night?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
You leave it to Facebook? People left to their own
devices will post the most random, weird stuff.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
I mean, I laughed out loud, Dude. I saw that
post and I was just like, that is great because
I don't I didn't do it, and I want to
comment and be like, hey, we did a lot of things,
but that wasn't us.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
I was taking that in a dirty way. Coach, Hey, chick,
we did a lot of stuff back then. I would
have never posted about it publicly.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
I mean, I remember what we did, but I would
never have called you a slot. I call that out.
We had a good time, but yeah, we didn't do it. Man,
that wasn't us. Anything you're holding on too right, want
to talk about you want to reach out to someone, Hey,
you remember when you did this to me? No? I
just said, jahti man.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Well no, no, he reached out to you Yeah, there
ain't no reach out, bro. I have been asking my
sister about one of my best friends in high school.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
What about him? He like overdose?
Speaker 1 (34:41):
I think he's on a wheelchair. Okay, there was no
way to keep it up in fun. Sorry, I mean,
but I have been reaching out about him to answer
your question.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah, Oh my gosh, we'll take it. Break. That just
got awkward. I don't I don't know where to go
from here. Oh man, Okay, that break didn't even help it.
That break didn't help it.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
No, but nobody will give me an answer either.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, because that's a tough one. That's a tough answer.
I guess he turned the pills.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
He had addiction, He beat addiction, moved to California, went
to San Diego, redid his life. He was starting to
did rehab and he was good. And then he relapsed.
Did something with pills and oxy cottons, xy codones. Uh,
crank spank math, I don't know. And then they did
some picture and it was of him. It was a
(35:34):
GoFundMe and he was in a wheelchair. And I've never
heard anything since. And so I keep reaching out to
people like, hey, how is he let me know? And
and my sister usually can get to the bottom of
st of it.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
She said, she doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
And uh, you know how you have text with Justin
You want to take over the segment.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
No, No, you have funny text with Justin Ray text
with my wife. No. I got a text other night. Yeah,
I'll be home in a little bit. I got it.
I got a text last night from Garrett before bus call.
I'm in a group chat with Garrett, Greg, Jacob, and
another dude we know. And I don't know why Garrett
(36:12):
sent this, but it made me realize I need friends
that can bring humor to my life. I need something
that you have with Justin. I need to upgrade friends.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Garrett sends a picture of a spaghetti asle at the
grocery store. Almost yeah, Garrett, I'll take the meatballs man, No,
the meat balls up.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
He did send a picture. You want to see his
picture right, This is the picture he sent.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Is his backyard and heka low key flex with the
the windows.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
He said, what do you think of the new windows?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
I knew it, dude, they look good.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Dude. He's got the vaulted ceilings. That's it.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
I mean, that's that's That's what I'm saying that's kind
of a showy thing with all those windows. Who the
hell has nine windows in their living room?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
I laughed out loud, and Greg text, hell, yeah, brother,
that looks good. Jacob goes Man, new windows, going to
keep that AC in and the sound out great choice,
and he said my AC was set to seventy six yesterday,
but the temp was still eighty four in the house.
And the other guy said, I just did a remodel
(37:22):
on my house. I can really appreciate a nice window,
Like where the hell am I in life? That we
are talking about the damn windows.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Speaking of that, I gotta clean the windows. Dude's that's funny,
but yeah, I wish somebody could have turned that funny.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
But they didn't.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
They just kept doubling down on adult, boring dad talk.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
And I didn't respond. And then I said, those are
some quality pains.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Man, Uh not even a funny text from Justin.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Text from Justin.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Oh my gosh, dude. Before text with Justin, my buddy
Jahati Oh literally just texted me thirty minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
As I was talking. He was listening the pod Man.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
And I said he used to call me Red, so
either he has a new nickname for me, or he
now calls me Jed. He said, what's up, Jed? Where
did all these nicknames come from?
Speaker 2 (38:13):
You never used to call me this? Uh texx with
Justin but not really funny. Tax with Justin but not
really funny.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
This is him being dead serious, not even funny. This
must be how bored he is. Van Dey versus Alcorn
State football in two weeks. Tickets are only ten dollars.
Wanna go? I didn't respond, we were doing the big show.
Then he hits me back with we can beat that.
We can bet the hell out of that. And they
sell beer at the stadium and he takes a picture
of the seat to prove that it's only ten dollars
(38:42):
and sixty cents. And I said, sure, let me see
if Laura has anything played slash, I'll make something up.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
As an obligation.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
We're gonna got a mandy and out corn baby, put
a corn cop up your ass.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
I don't even understand why people would go to a
game like that. That's the kind of game like when
I see this, when I see this on the schedule,
and everybody, this is my problem with college football, and
it's gonna get better because they're in these super conferences,
they're all gonna have better opponents most of the season,
but it still doesn't matter because there's so many teams
in the playoffs. But when they play these games, Like,
as a fan, how do you even get excited to watch?
(39:20):
You know, like Alabama play alcorn State, It's absolutely boring,
it's stupid to watch. It's miserable.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Coming up week two, you got Clemson in a powerhouse.
Speaker 4 (39:31):
No.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
I understand there are some good games, but games like
that Tennessee and North Carolina. So when they schedule like
but with Alabama and stuff, when they're playing these nobodies,
it's sold out, And I don't understand. Why do you
really want to go, like put all that effort. I
get it. If you're a student, you walk over there
to the stadium, you go to the game, you're already hammered,
you had a party, you tailgate cool, But as an adult,
(39:53):
as a grownup, you're really gonna drive to Tuscaloosa set
up a freaking tailgate. Oh I'm so excited about this game.
It's over in the first quarter. Damn, Dad. Seems miserable
to me.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Well, you got six of them, make the most of them.
You got one fall. You're in a fratz roorty. Maybe
they make them go. People are nostalgic. They just want
to go back in the stadium. It really doesn't matter
who they're playing.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Yeah, okay, that cute it.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Maybe you don't want to watch them play a good team.
I went Tennessee balls in Georgia only Valls game I
went to at Knoxville.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
How did that go?
Speaker 1 (40:25):
It was when Georgia won the national championship or they're
on the way to do it. I think they won
fifty two to nothing. And some guy behind me was
chewing the whole game and spit dip on my white shirts.
We had to checkerboard it, so everybody in the section
over was wearing orange. I had to wear white. I
had chew tobacco all over my back. I gepping the
whole game.
Speaker 5 (40:43):
Come out, he damn Valls car touchdown, Come out, Joe
Mixing got gun it man, come out.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
And Joe the whole game. Dude, and the Joe Mixing
didn't throw more than ten yards. And I think our
quarterback was Dobbs. Oh, come out, dob boy.
Speaker 5 (40:59):
They go to that other kid that Jalen heard. Boy,
Come on, get him in the slot. Man, get him
in the fact. Come on throwing that.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Fucker whole game, dude. I looked at my shirt unusable. Dude,
you couldn't even salvage it. There was so much chewing
tobacco over the back. Come out, Come on, boys, we
still got this. It was like thirty two at a
half thirty two. Oh I had plus twenty one. It
wasn't even enough to come close to covering it. The
parlay was shot to get fourth quarter. Dude, we're down
like forty five to nothing. Come on, man, come on,
(41:29):
put some air under that fucker. Bro, you gotta put
a lot of air under that. At about seven passes.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Hey, forty five another it's over, dude, Like it don't
matter how much air. I don't care if you got
Peyton manning out there. We ain't winning this damn game.
It's over with.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
The Next day, that guy went returned to the crops
man with his chewing tobacco and he was harvesting and
he was.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
A ball baby. Come on, roll damn falls baby, fucking
ball walk.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Come on, come on, Rocky top Man, Yeah, come back,
Rocky top Hey, we got an email.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Oh hit it, yep, call another year, another complete letdown.
Five years of listening waiting for my name to be
called for this what ing draft? First it was tiny
scraps of paper that Arnold cut up that let me down.
(42:17):
Now that it's some imaginary wheel lunch calling my name
this morning on it led it to be a setup. Hey,
I'm doing that. That almost had me driving off Mopack.
When I heard it, I thought I was in Let
there please be one more person who does not pay
(42:40):
ready to pay off some student loans. Thanks Kate Travor.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yeah, that's your problem. Don't go on Mopack, man. That
thing's a parking lot. If one more car pulled back
onto that thing, I was not going to get to
the radio station on time. That's why I moved, and
that's why I don't ever go on the access road
in Austin.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Yeah, here's another one. How do we know when our
draft is going to be from ben Guys, It's on
the website. Listen. I don't know what division you're in,
but it's all up there. If you made the league,
it's up there. You just got to play on the
play around on the website. It's on one of those
buttons and it says draft time. And that's when your
draft is I wish I could, I mean play around
(43:20):
on the site. I say in the email when I
send it to you, play around on the site so
you know when everything and every how everything works, because
I'm ready for the bitching to begin. This is what
happens every year. But welcome to the league. WU Box,
WU Box. It is great.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
I never knew that we paid a significant amount of
money to use the website. But when you tell your
friends at work, I'm in a forty eight team fantasy
football league, it just puts nuts in somebody's face because
there ain't nobody in this big of a fantasy football league.
I tell bones one year. He goes, what. I go, Yeah, dude,
we're in a forty eight person team fantasy football league.
(43:54):
He goes, how is that even possible? I said, we
linked together forty eight teams through WU Box.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Yeah, my fantasy league, dude, it's amazing. All right, we're
out WU Box. Have a good weekend. I enjoy college football.
It's back, no good games, but enjoy it. Major League
Baseball and that's all I got. NFL man, we are
thirteen days away, thirteen twelve. I don't know how many
days away. But man, it's coming. It's coming fast. Yeah,
(44:20):
week and a half ish. Get your popcorn ready, do
your research, pick your super Bowl champion, pick your future.
Now is the time. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
If you're in the future, it's too late, that's right,
because guess what, We're already too late with the home
run race because Judge has won it. Otani's too far back.
I don't root for injuries, but shy of Aaron Judge
getting turf toe on his way to the fucking Spa.
There ain't no way Otani's gonna catch him.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
And you had Judger Otani, I had Judging one.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
I got Otani and a lot of them.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
That's how the parley ends. Man.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
But what can really help me is a long shot.
But the Padres win the division that will put the
wheels in motion for the fall of our lifetimes.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
I don't know what what? What? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:08):
You guys want to touch Heisman? Note Will Howard, you
want to touch date. There's too many people that can
win the Heisman. It's down to three, Oh, Will Howard,
Ohio State, Dylan Gabriel Oregon, and Jalen Milroe Alabama Bam.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Bama, Bama, Oh damn Padres are four games back. Yeah,
it was a bad night. Yeah, that's not good. It's
not good. Damn mm hmm yeah yeah, damn. Have a
good weekend, man, have a good weekend.
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