August 26, 2024 • 43 mins
In this episode the guys breakdown the life of a farmer and how their corn can provide enough money to live on. Plus Lunchbox watched a new show that tests your skills on picking out a liar and loved it. Ray tries to convince Lunchbox to watch Love Island and we read some of your emails.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
You gotta turn those mics up, dude. I know you're
an audio guy.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Come on, let's do it. Ah man aty August.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's weird now it's almost September, dude.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, we're gonna try and get you guys some more
video content, are.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
We What about our YouTube? How's our YouTube doing well?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
The deal with that is I was very into it
and eager at the beginning, but then I realized it
takes about a year until you start getting paid.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And so you just gave up.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I didn't give up, but I know it's a slow grow.
I would never give up on that. There's thirty videos
on there.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, and you know what else is a slow grow.
As Coaches conventioned forward, we've been trying to we're getting
on it. We were trying to get this nailed down.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Oh well, I haven't been to any meetings.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Well, I mean we haven't had any Well, we haven't
needed you at any meetings yet. When we need you
at meetings, we'll let you know. But right now, we're
just trying to hammer it out, trying to find the
venues to host us. Since FGL is no more, where
we're gonna do the live pot Bell Bottom Country. I
don't know if it's the same vibe. I'm not sure
they're gonna want us at bell Bottom Country. It's a
(01:11):
chick it's a chick place. Don't think they want dudes
talking sports, talking life, talking drinks. So yeah, that's where
we're trying. That's where we're at.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
On that ray, the whole convention was written on a napkin.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I've had some lunches, ah, lunches, happy hours, dips in
the pool with dudes. You know.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Did you know that that place we went to. I
don't want to say the name of it. It's actually
the sore Losers. Couldn't even get into it. Hampton Social
or whatever the name it was. Apparently it's really exclusive.
Oh really, Yeah, because I have rich friends and they go,
oh yeah, every time they come into town, they go
to Hampton Social. That's not the name. I'm just using it.
Oh oh yep, the pool, the food. They always requested
(01:55):
we go to Hampton Social and we just rolled up
and at a sore losers meeting there. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I don't know what place is called. Really, Oh I know,
now I know what you're talking about. Yeah, because there
is a Hampton Social.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I know.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I didn't realize that. I was like, wait, is that
the name of it? I thought you were using the
real name. My fault. Now I'm gonna start the show
or what?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Ray you didn't realize how exclusive we are?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Hey, when they need your name at the front desk
feels pretty important, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I'll just take a water, I'll take a sweet tea,
I'll take a coffee. We did have a couple meetings there.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
We have two meetings there. Pretty cool. We need to
go back.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I think people we know areon the officer members what who?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Uh No, dude, phone screener Abby Arnold's chicks. That's I
remember that. My fault.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I'm an idiot, all right. I know you're Doug at salespeople. Dude,
I didn't doing it live.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
We oh the one, two three, so loser? What up?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Everybody? I have lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Genius, y'all. It's says and I'm from the North. I'm
an alpha male. I live on the North side of
Nashville with Baser. She was a Broadway girl. Took her
to the North white picket fence. Two point five kids
probably die of a heart attack when I'm seventy two.
We do also have two point two acres, which pales
in comparison to Scuba Steve he has four. Apparently he
just threw his dick all in my face. So I
don't even know if I'm gonna brag about it anymore,
(03:36):
because I guess with the farmers and ranchers having one
hundred acres here and there, what do we have nothing?
I mean, we got a couple of ruins, of course, talks.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Have you ever seen this four acres?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Exactly? So how do you know it's four acres? How
do you do? You just take his word for it?
He just says four acres because you said, oh, I
have two acres or whatever, and immediately he followed you with,
well I have four acres. Really, has he ever invited
out to his four acres? Does he want to prove
us that he has four acres? Or is he just
gonna say he has four acres?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
And I could always get more? Because I saw a
sign that said track, which is called property, and it
said track for sale, and it's pretty close to my house. Oh,
but it was one hundred.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Acres, Oh no, you don't want that?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Like OK. That also means that the farmers are starting
to sell. But when you have a hip. My whole
intro is about us not selling. But I think it's
fifty It's a massive piece of property. Either way, I
could never afford it.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
My question is, fifty acres, how do you even know
what is yours?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
It's all fenced and all these properties nobody just buys
it to just own. They all do crops. That's if
could somebody dm the sore Losers is corn lucrative because
on four different sides of me there's corn croppers. Dude,
how much money are you guys making? You're not just
going out there to make a dollar when you go
to HGB or Kroger or whatever. The little public?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Also, where are you selling your corn?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
All of the I would imagine all the grocery stores
in the area, Walmart, Table Afresh, farmed Fresh.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
So you're telling me they drive by your land and
they see a farm and they're like, go knock on
the door, Hey man, do you think you can produce
enough corn.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
For my Walmart? I could drive down my street and
buy eggs, peppers, the berries, corn.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Okay, yes you can, but can they supply all that
for an entire grocery store.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Some of these crops can. And somebody messaged me and said,
corn sison is right now. So if there's husks, you
need to get to shucking. If you ain't shucking, then
you might as well get to fucking.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Oh. Speaking of shuck, and I saw there's a Broadway
play coming to Nashville called Shucked. It's about corn, no shuck.
I swear to shucking God.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
It shuck and.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Shocked me that there was a freaking play called Shucked.
How do you talk about corn? And I feel like
my computer has to hear you talking about corn because
some reason it popped up on my Facebook feed that
Shucked coming to Nashville.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
And the main character is a piece of corn, no shuck.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I don't know it's the main character, but I think
the main character lives in the corn. I don't know.
It has a guy or a girl sticking their face
out of the corn and says, come see Shucked. You
will shuck and love it. It's interesting. I don't know
if I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Well, there are plays though, if you see on the billboards,
you wouldn't know it. But we have a ballet the
right there that they play in the vicinity of Now
I'm probably seasonal, but there's a ballet, Nashville Ballet Symphony
they do that. There's a symphony. There's a there's a circus.
(06:50):
The thing that Chuck Wicks is in. It's some carnival
comedy show. He's like a circus clown.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Oh, I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
There's billboards. I learned them from the billboards crap that's
in town. Had no idea any of that existed. So
now we just learned about shuck shucked.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, I think it's called shucked. What else billboards? I
don't ever see billboards.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
See I see him all though. There's the one that
nobody buys that says one hundred percent of all billboards work,
and you read it every time. That's pretty right. I
just damn read the thing. But c Q, I knew
you knew I was gonna read.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
That it works there And there was one right by
my house where this guy, it was an insurance guy,
and I'd see him and then i'd see him at
the grocery store and I'd be like, that's that dude.
It really does work because he had his face. He said,
I'm your neighbor. Let me be your insurance agent also,
or something like that. And I was like, oh my god,
that's so stupid. And I was like, that billboard is
so old, that's not real. And then there I am
(07:45):
at Kroger and there he is.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, it's a lot of insurance agents, real estate guys,
tons of casino. Ton dude, there's.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Drive twenty five minutes north, twenty five minutes north.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Debbie won thirteen thousand, Happy he won fifteen thousand, Jeremiah
won nineteen thousand. I mean, dude, sometimes I swear to God.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I saw Becky won one hundred and ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Bro. I'm on sixty five, and I mean, it's everything
I can not to go left to where I live
and just keep going straight on sixty five.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Because it is just hey, it's right over the border.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, but that one doesn't have the table games, it
doesn't have the sports. It has the horses that are
live simul cast as well, and then slots which.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
In in bat it's still fun. I want to go to
the live horse racing is where it's at, but it's
only like one weekend out of the whole year.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Typically it's simul cast and it's very heavy of smoke.
I mean, you got to cut it with a knife,
and people aren't that nice. During the Kentucky Derby, I
went and just got a book. I was in a
great mood. It was a Friday. I told the girls
I'd Bazer and her friend. I said, I'll get the
Kentucky Derby book. No worries, I get the whole book.
I'm excited. I'm in a great mood. Kentucky Derby's one
of the biggest ones. It's the start of the Triple Crown.
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I lean over to a guy the races the next
day and I say, hey, man, you got a big
winner for the Kentucky Derby. I don't know. I'm betting
this today. I'll look at that book tomorrow. I have
no idea any of the names of the horses. Okay, man,
So you're at a horse track. It looks like a
huge horse better and you don't even know a name.
You haven't had forethought to look ahead to the book
(09:15):
tomorrow before the biggest race of the day year. Okay,
I'll drive home. Thought you guys were fans. It's like
going to a baseball game and asking somebody a baseball
question they have no answer.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Makes no sense. What answer are you gonna ask?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I don't know? Strip club? Hey man, these girls are?
How are the lap dances? Like if you're at a
place and you ask somebody that's also at that place,
they should have some sort of information.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Some kind of opinion on the matter.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Like grocery store, hey man, you have any idea where
the beans are?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, they're over there. What anybody that's in an environment
with you should at least have some sort of response
that's in the ballpark of what's going on.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I mean to be honest with you, though, If you're
at the grocery store, that's bad analogy and someone says,
hey man, where are the taco shells? You're gonna be like,
I don't know that's the answer you're gonna get. Or
hey I see that, I see you got that blue
gatorade in your cart? Can you point where was that at?
If it's in their cart? I get it. But if
you're just asking a random dude or woman on the aisle,
(10:13):
hey man, do you know where? Then? Excuse me, ma'am,
do you know where the mayonnaise is.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
No. I got no shame. At the grocery store, baser
gives me these lists instead of running around with a
chicken with my dick cut off for ten minutes. I
asked any shopkeeper, Hey, do you have any idea where
the vanilla extract is? Oh? You don't, Okay, I'll go
ask that guy. Hey, man, you're in meat? What's up?
Do you know where they have vanilla extract is? Dude,
I have no shame. I will fuck it. Ask anybody
they do.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Now have this little device.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I'm the butcher man. I don't give a shit the
gum man it gets at the checkout count I'll ask
the guy that's a specialty. He's like cutting the rack
of ribs. My bad, dude, you don't know where the
eggs are?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Hey, the dude's putting the apples out? Hey, man, can
you tell me where I would find?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
The vanilla? The vanilla cumin?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
What next to the man?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I just work produced? Sorry about that. But now they
have a little pond. They have a little thing where
they can type it in this little like handheld thing
and they'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I'll talk that and it'll tell you if it's available,
if they have it in stock, which is unbelievable. Yeah,
the girl just at Walmart. She took a picture of
what was it? It was looking for some sort of
soap or some shit I don't know, and she goes, oh,
moonion have in stock. Perfect. You just saved me fifteen minutes.
Thank god. Basically, they don't have it in stock. Oh good,
you can go to another gros Sto awesome.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
That's perfect. It's like my wife wanted, ah, what is she?
I had to go to some Kroger way across town
because she had gone to two different Kroger's the worst
looking for one thing. And I had to go to
the Kroger over here by work. And it was like
what in the world, Like, why do I need to
go to a separate Kroger. Let's just move on and
get it next time. And that's when I ran into
(11:47):
Patty Mahomes and he was supposed to be at the
championship parade, the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Last up story story.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yes, but the hell was I going to tell you
you had? I was on the track to something finding it.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
You take a picture of it and they can show
you in stock, they can scan it, they tell you
how many are available grocery stores looking for products, not
being able to find a guy in the butcher section.
He's not gonna know where the cereal is. He's actually
just a specialty butcher. He's only there to butcher meat.
Doesn't even probably work for the grocery store. He's just
his own specialty poultry college graduate.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
No wait, dude, that's not no bro. The people working
at the Kroger just they got hired and they get
put in the meat section.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I'm telling you, some of those people are specialty butchers
and stuff and it's not necessarily like they're a public's
employee because I've asked him. Look like I'm fucking crazy.
I'll ask him where the cereal is and he's like,
I'm really just meet I mean, they don't want to
answer your question because they don't. That's beneath them. They're
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a butcher.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
There is no way I thought. I swear to God.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I mean, I'm not saying they're Salt Bay No, or
they're freaking Gordon Ramsey. But the butcher, your guy there
that's really deal with the meat, is even above the shopkeepers,
and he might be their own little agency company and
they come in and do it.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I literally had no idea. If that is true, it is,
I literally, dude, I little pharmacy, the pharmacy. The guy
works for publics. No, he works he's a pharmacist. No, no,
I get that.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Hey man, do you know where the gum is? No, dude,
I'm a pharmacist.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I'm dealing with oxy conen back here? You know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
What the you talking about? I had an eight year degree. Dude,
go to the checkout, find your energy drink. I have
no idea. I literally thought our buddy Isaiah was a
pharmacist and dumbasses would come ask him where shit is
and he said he had a laser because he gets
so pissed and he just laser to an aisle and say,
go look over there somewhere because so many people thought
(13:49):
he worked at publics. Thank you. You brought it all back.
You brought it all back.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
When I used to work in Sam's, people would come
up to me all the time and ask me, hey,
where is this? Let me tell you about what I
didn't know. I didn't know where jack crap was inside
that SAMs and I would just point aisle six, I'll sit.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
But a vicinity or you were just being a dick.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Why I wouldn't being a dick. I was just get
out of my face. I don't care go to asle six,
and then you'll get to dial six and you won't
be able to find it, and guess what, I won't
be around for you to ask me. It's sort of
like when they would say, hey, we need a price
check on this item, can you run or you know,
can you run and get me a price check on this?
And I'm like, I don't know where this is, So
I'd go back to the back of the store and
(14:37):
I'd just stand there and I'd wait for about ten
minutes and hope that the people have just left the
damn right, and I just wouldn't get it. No price check.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Five minutes off the top easily.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
When they would ask me to do returns, they'd have
baskets full of returns, and I'd walk around that store
and if I couldn't find it after a while, I'd
just throw it behind the shelf. Because in Sam's it
has the aisles are a palette of stuff on the ground,
and then the aisle behind it is a pallet, so
there's room right in between those two pallets that they're
now touch just toss it back there.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I don't need it, and almost impossible for an employer,
your supervisors to find out that it was you, because
you could always just push it off on a customer.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Dude, there's no they wouldn't. They wouldn't find it until
they do inventory six months later, because it's not like
they're moving stuff in and out or they that Pallette
sells out. It's been three days and that's just back there,
like ah, some idiot customer just put that back there.
And I also used to do something where I would
be hungry wants. So let's say there was a bag
of beef jerky that was I was supposed to put
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it back whatever. I would just open it and I'd
be eating as I did the returns.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yep, beef jerkey's returned terioki's no good.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
And then I just put it in the damaged goods pile,
like in the back. That way they get credit for it.
I ate it. It's like it got a rip in
the bag. Just put it in the damaged goods.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
See. I had the same situation eating the food in
the store at the Gut gas station in San Marcos,
Texas College. Yeah, I went in there, and the one
lady that must have not been great at her job,
she told me she was trained me, and she said,
you can get a fountain drink and a candy or
something an item every shift. Then the next lady comes
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in and says, yeah, if you have a longer shift,
you can get a fountain drink. We don't care if
you do that. But no, absolutely no items of food
because they get scanned and then it'll come up missing
when we do inventory.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
That makes sense.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
The next week, we've had some other people some indiscretions. Again,
we do inventory inventory, So fountain drinks are fine, a
coffee if you need a little bit in the morning
you're sleepy for the customers, just so you're alert. But
absolutely no items because we take inventory. So I just
put that in my head and I go, oh, they
take inventory at the end of the quarter. I'll leave
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before the end of the quarter, dude. I went in.
The first lady, in my defense, told me I could
add an item. Dude, for three months, every day of
the week I had an item. Do the math, I
had almost one hundred items that came up missing. But
the first lady told me I could take an item
every shift. What good items are you say, beef jerky
(17:10):
for sure is a home run the granola bars. But
I'm saying when they did their inventory, I mean that shit.
There ain't no way it was balanced.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I can't believe.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Here's my dab. They said, oh, you tell supervisor, we
got a whole bag of issues because we're missing about
one hundred bags here.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
It's sort of like when I don't know how a
grocery store keeps track of every single little item. Like
when Garrett who works at the grocery store in Austin
and he has to do inventory, he says it's the
worst time of his life. Why they have to count
every little item? Do you understand how many little items
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there are in a grocery store?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
I guess that's confusing to me and surprising is the
world I was looking for. I thought he's a supervisor.
He has to count the colonels of corn. I thought
that's he's moved his way up.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
But I still think he has to get in there
and do it.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Dude, if you were to go in in aisle all
the different individual items that there's thousands.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
My buddy James is a supervisor at Dix and He's
so good at his job that when it's inventory time,
they have him go around to other dicks and help
with inventory.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Something be good at Hey, you're the inventory guy. Man,
Oh god, no, it's so terrible. Yes, the marbles in
that jar man James head over to the inventory man.
You're great at that.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
He's on the soccer team with me, and I'm like, hey, man,
how's oh man, it's inventory dude, just terrible, terrible. His
next two weeks are gonna be the worst two weeks
of my life.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Just because of all the counting and all all the counting.
Customers are talking to him at the same time you're
trying to count, h seventy two seventy four? Hey, can
you tell me where the bad minton is? Fuck? Was
I at seventy two one seventy starting start over.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Here, we go from the top and then you have
two people there, both people counting. So you get an
accurate count. Yeah, because you write down your number, they
write down their number. If you have the same number,
you move on and also and then you put a
little post it note and there'll be like seventy two items.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Think about it. You're the owner who cares if one
golf ball's missing. I mean, do you need to take inventory?
Just put the numbers? Good?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I don't think that's how it works. We'll take a break.
We'll be right back. Ray.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
We went random in that first segment. No, I have
a question for you, right, I think random is better.
I got a serious question for you. You talking about random?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
No, before you are vanished from my castle for good,
tell us once and for all. Are you a faithful
or a trader?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I coach your s here, Simon levib I hope you're
doing well. Ray. I finally watch Traders out of the accent.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I watch season one of Traders, and the show is
fan freaking tasting.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
It.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I loved the mix of reality people with normal people
that have never played a reality show before.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah. I gotta give them props because the host is superb.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
The host is awesome.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Maybe up there with Jeff Probs is one of the
best as best hosts of any reality show.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
And I don't know how they do it where you
just walk into breakfast the next day and you don't
know who died. It's fun. You don't hear doors open
at night, and you have no inkling of who possibly disappeared.
Through the night, because that's how it happens. You wake up,
you go eat this continental breakfast and somebody died the
night before. I don't know how they keep that secret.
What if you wake up you're telling me all those
(20:47):
rooms are soundproof, you're gonna know who's right.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
It's an old castle. You have to hear someone walking
down the stairs or walking down the hall like, uh,
my next door neighbor's gone, and you don't ever talk
through the wall.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
It has the element of big Brother where you just
have to fake your emotions because if you're a trader,
you're a faithful, you've got a fake that you're excited
or really unhappy that somebody died. And so that's very interesting.
They all do good. What I told Baser is the
way to win the game is if you are a
faithful it doesn't matter. So if you're a trader, that
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means you got to kill these people off.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
We died it should we explain the premise?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Yes, you're better at it.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Okay. So they have all these people living in a
castle in Scotland and what they do is they're all faithful.
Is in the beginning, and then three of them are
tabbed as traders, and they meet in the middle of
the night and they decide to kill people. So they write,
we want to kill Jeremy, and so Jeremy will get
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a note in his room that he has been killed.
So the next morning, at breakfast, you come in one
by one, and nobody knows who got killed except for
the traders. So the traders have to act surprised when
so when Jeremy doesn't walk in, and they gotta be like,
oh my gosh, it was Jeremy. And the faithfuls are
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trying to figure out who the traders are. And at
night they have a banishment ceremony where they all sit
around the table and vote on someone who they think
is a trader. And they stand up in this circle
and they say it's a tellemy or once and for
all before you are banished from my castle. Are you
a faithful or are you a trader?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
And then they do a vote and if whoever they
vote out goes, and they then the person be like, well,
I'm not a trader. You guys are idiots. I'm faithful.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I'm a faithful and everybody, ah. They get all mad
and they do competitions throughout to get them enough. That's
how they build up their prize pot, and if there's
any traders left at the end, they win that money.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
The competitions are very fascinating. It's also the figuring out
who's a trader and faithful. I thought that'd be a
better twist to the game if we didn't know who
the traders were and then we had to kind of
guess through. Oh, we got to play along because it
shows us who the traders are and then they have
to just fake their face and their feelings and stuff there.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
It's phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, And the other thing that I was saying is
with the traders, faithful traders, faithful faithful traders. Traders train
at that train of thought. I told Bezer the way
to win the game is if you're told you're a
trader in your head, you just have to say you're
a faithful as long as you just totally forget that
you're a trader, which would be hard to do. Oh,
I saw you win the game. So you can't just
think you're a trader or you're fed because one person
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sees you being suss you're out. So you have to
in your head think you're a faithful.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
It is so hard because once you say a name,
if that person ends up not being a trader, they
think you're a trader.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
And also you got to play these games where if
you're cutting a hole in the rice bag and it's
spilling out, they're gonna know you're a trader because you
just cut a hole in it. So you have to
play like you really care about the competitions. So it's
all just faking and lying, faking orgasms just like life.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I mean, you are lying to these people's faces, just like,
oh yeah, I got your back, I'm you know, and
then you go in the that night, I want to
kill Samantha, and Samantha's dead. It is so fun, right,
I don't know why it took so long for me
to get on the show.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
You said it.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Emily mckibbon, who was at Coaches comventionon one, two and
three with her brother. She has told she emails that
I need to watch it. It was great. Season one
was awesome.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yeah, props to them, because you think, oh, I've seen Survivor,
I've seen Big Brother totally different. Guess what's better if
you combine them both boom traders.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
And the dude dresses. I mean his outfits every day
is like my wife is always like, oh I love
that outfit. That's a great outfit. He plays the part
so well.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Yeah, these people from England and overseas are better hosts
than Americans. They're killing the hosting right now because on
Love Island, the hosts from overseas are phenomenal, and on
this Traders the host is really really good and the
aibo is good.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
On BI did you watch season one? We've seen them
all my I mean I sat there, I was like,
all right, season one, I'm gonna give it a shot.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Was that your boy Bananas or was he on another one?
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
No, Bananas wasn't on there. I think he's gonna be
on season two.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Okay, so we've seen season one and two.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Okay, I haven't seen season two. I think I saw
season two is out. I need to watch it. But
season one, I was like, I'm watch an episode. I'll
give it a shot. And I was like, all right,
let's stay up late, let's watch the second episode.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
It has so many different dynamics to it. It's not
just cut and dried. Hey, whin this competition, you're the survivor,
eat some dirt and cook some rice. On the fire.
You're the survivor, who oh, put your torch out? The
tribe has spoken. There's so many different things because there's
a competition aspect. There's the social game. There's also the
money where the pot's building up to like one hundred
thousand dollars. There's all these huge stars and they all
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hail from their individual reality competition meshed in together. So
it's really good.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
And I like the host when he comes in and
he's like, oh, so and so has died, goodbye, and
he slams their picture on the ground, It's like yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
And then they put random people in there too.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I don't know if it's this season it's random people.
It's half reality stars and half people that have never
like are just regular dudes or girls?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Is that what it? Okay?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
I loved it because they have no idea how to
play a reality they're not reality people, so they don't
know how to play the game. It's their first one.
And then they're in there with their idols that they've
been watching on TV. It's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I gotta give you your boys props. So Bananas and
ct I relearned that their personalities are amazing. That's why
they're good at reality shows?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Oh for sure.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, their personality, they were hilarious, like, they were really good.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
So yeah, I will be starting season two. But if
you have not watched Traders and you're like, what are
you talking about? I know football is right around the corner.
Oh yay, football. You got a week to watch Traders
and then football starts, and then I know you won't
be watching anything else but football.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
But Traders is the show and it needs to be
told to you guys that you need to watch it
because you don't want to just be sitting at your house.
Your chick's telling you to watch a boring season of
Love Island, which has actually been pretty good. This is
something that will make your night better. I'm telling you
you're gonna work all day and not be able to
wait until you get home and watch Traders. We blew
through it though.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
So Love Island is that an American show or is
it an overseas show? Bro it's UK, it's US. I
believe they're all combined, they're separate, They're all separate. Okay, Now,
does the US have a UK hosters or a US
host No?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
US has US The Scan of All Chicks she's the host. Okay, yeah,
but it's so much Is the UK better?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Because the chip the people look so much different. The chicks, dude,
I mean are an exotic I've never seen in America.
And Baser loves the guys. She thinks the guys are
all hot. I think the chicks. She's like, are you
paying attention? No?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
What I miss? What's up? But she's like, who's your favorite?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't think any
of them are attractive. Yeah right, holy crap. Yeah, dude,
the people, I mean, it's great. It's a very very
good show. It's so stupid though, because there's no drinking. Really,
they're allowed to drink a little bit of wine at night.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
So what do they do.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
It's all just talking and who do you fancy? Oh
you like her? Oh you want to talk her up?
Oh yeah, you fancy here? You want to snoggle? Oh yeah, yeah,
so we were we kissed them, Oh you want to
go the hideaway suite. All it is is just talking
and kissing, and then there's fun games they play that
mixes it up and then they'll be tempted. So the
producers do this every season.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
So tell me. So Love Island is you're in. Are
are they all single or are they all couples?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
They're all single, but they make them couple up right away,
got it? And then you can switch though a little bit.
And then eventually, like every once in a while, they'll
evict somebody like you haven't found anybody, get out of here.
But then right when you start to get addicted to
your person, they bring in the bombshells, break three hotties in,
and then they'll have a separate villa and like three
(28:43):
dudes will go with the villa. Ah and dude, it
never fails. The dudes all cheat and they film it
all every season. This happens.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
That's why I'm not spoiling it. And then they have
a movie night and they show the guys cheating and
the chicks have to watch it with their dudes and
watch them cheaty and see if what the dude admitted
to is what went on in the video.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I like it. It's dude, it's so mindless, but it's how
stupid Americans? Anybody humans? Are you? Just you find a chick?
And then every time the dude cheez everye time and
he knows there's camera.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
He knows like there is no way like this in
one of those things where like, oh, one lives in
Brooklyn and one lives in Manhattan, I'll never find out
about each other. This is literally you know that this
is gonna get back to him, but you can't help yourself.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yes, that's what you can't help below the waist. And
also the show is the biggest it's ever been a
Love Island US with scandibal Check hosting. They said it's
the highest ratings. These people go on the show with
two thousand followers. Chick just left with like three million.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Excuse me, Jod.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Baser, you should just go on this show for the cloud.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
She had three million followers from being on Love Island.
Where the hell? What is even a.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Streaming peacock? And one of them? I watch it so passively,
but you can binge it because they're all up now
and it's almost Big Brother. How it's live. You can't
watch it live. But they do an episode every night
except for one night of the week, so there's like
but then it stops. They're not there all summer, so
then it's like there's twenty episodes, let's say, but they're
(30:28):
all up now. It's done.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Maybe I'll go check it out.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
But I'm telling you got to prepare to not think
for like twenty straight episodes.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Because it's just dumb.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
It's nothing. All they do is make out, put pie
in the face, talk about ass. So they never hook up.
They can kiss and stuff, but none of them really
have sex. That I guess it's frowned upon because they
and they off to sleep in beds next to each other.
So think of your okay, dorm room. It's just beds
lined up all next to each other.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
That could be a little awkward.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Ah. Yeah, but Trade, I mean Traders. I don't know
if they're doing season you did season two, don't know
if they're season three. But fantastic show. Love Island. We'll
take a break. We'll be right back and we'll read
some emails. I gonna pull them up.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Hello. Yeah, this is lunchbox yep, gibbles. Yeah yeah, I
was having that air conditioner fixed.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Yeah what was it?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Oh it was one of the chords.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Okay, Oh, thank you very much. Here we go. Let
me see damn email. All right, here we go, coachers.
This is revis from Presno. My buddy and I do
pick them in survivor pools. If y'all are interested, it
goes as follows, uh whatever. One hundred and eighty dollars
due fifth five hundred overall wins, leader one thousand and
(31:48):
second place overall five hundred gift. If you want to
get in and go pack and F the Bears. That's
from Jose Revs Revs. I'll get in. I will get
in your pick them. I don't know how much and where,
but I will do it. And don't say F the Bears.
For God to link all the survivor pools coaches, here's
another email. I was a little drunk when I sent
(32:09):
the last one. Here's the link. If you guys want
to get in, money is due this Saturday. Don't miss out.
We are a week away from NFL football. Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Go?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Pack, go and once again F the Bears? Thanks dude.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Yeah, be careful with all this because think about it.
If you get in our fantasy that's two hundred. That
one's one hundred and eighty. Guys, you're the season hasn't
even started yet, We're already hemorrhaging money. You got to
pick your stuff. You're really going to go after and
do that? Do one pick them at the office, do
one fantasy. You start spreading out doing three different fantasies.
(32:43):
Do you already invest in one thousand dollars? You don't
know who players are on the screens. You pretty much
have every guy picked. I'm just telling you be selective
because there's a lot of it throwing it to you
in your face, a lot of like college when you
get there first, a lot of opposite sex thrown at
your face. You got to be selective.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Yeah, don't just go the first girl that walks in
the dorm, Like, don't go for that one unless I mean,
she could end up being the hottest one. But most
likely there's gonna be hotter ones that come into the dorm.
But you see that first one, you're just like, oh
my god, I gotta have it. And then oh my god,
five minutes later, here comes another one. College is gonna
wreck your mind.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yeah, South Beach did that. He lived in the dorms
at Texas State. So I went to Chicago two years.
First year at Texas State. Small story, South Beach goes
after the first chick, well, guess what, we meet her
two roommates. They're hotter than her, and South Beach had
already committed to the one girl, and they all lived
right above us, so we saw them after they broke
up the entire semester. Oh and he also picked the
(33:35):
least attractive of the three before we met the other roommates.
Solid job, South Beach. Oh yeah, and then I also
saw them in the lobby every single day. Thanks Thanks,
South Beach. Really appreciate you going at that first party
after the first girl you saw. Thanks man.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Yeah. I remember I was driving from San Antonio one
weekend to come to Austin when I was in college.
My sister was at Southwest Texas slash Texas State, living
in the dorm and she's like, oh, yeah, come in
check out the dorm, you know. And it was a
girl's floor, right, all women, and so I am, We're
walking on my hey, I really got a pee. She's like, here,
(34:11):
let me check the bathroom. And she's like, I'll stand
out here and stand guard, you know what I mean,
So you can go in because it's an all women restroom.
So I'm like, all right, cool. So I go in
there and I'm in the restroom and I'm.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Peeing, just got to drain my lizard and all of a.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Sudden, the door opens and I'm like, what the So
I I'm in the women's restroom at Texas State in
the dorm, and two chicks walk in Yankee, and so
I have to get on the toilet and just sit
there and sit there, and luckily they just came in
(34:42):
to pee. They peed and they left, and I'm like,
I gotta go for it, and I go out of
the No. No, I'd already peed. And I'm like, all right,
I got to get out of this bathroom because they're
gonna think I'm a peeping tom hiding in the bathroom
with the chicks dorm.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Thanks Sis, And I come out.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
My sister nowhere to be found, lost that watch, and
I looking around and I see her stick her head
out of her dor room just over here, over here,
over here.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
I'm glad you're not defending our country.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
And I get in their room and I'm like, what
the hell is that? She goes.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
I got nervous. I got nervous.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
I just walked away. Oh, I see you just left
me in the girl's bathroom at Texas State. When these
girls are coming in there, I'm taking a piss and
they're gonna think I'm in there trying to see naked
chicks or you goes.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
I'm sorry, I'll forgive you.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
That was fun though. That was pretty funny, Sarah, You're
so funny.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah, great job, dude. There was some of those Texas
State ones where it wasn't just a floor. You had
guys and girls and you could actually stay in the
same room as a chick.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Well, yeah, what do you mean you could?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
I thought college a lot of the time is a
girl floor a guy floor. Then some of them have
separate you know, girls will be in that room, guys
in another room across the hall. This one at Texas State.
Some of them, you can just sleep in the room
with a chick.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
No, no, you can't be roommates. There's no way, dude,
they would allow a guy and a girl to be
roommates at a dorm in Texas State's no.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
That's why I said it's South Beach because I got
an apartment because I had enough credits or some crap.
I don't know how I was able to get an apartment,
but he couldn't. He had to stay on campus and
I go South Beach. So well, you could have picked
the chick and instead you picked this freshman, dude, you're
gonna be living with I swear he could have had
a girl as a roommate.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
I believe you.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
I imagine that day one.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
I know Chisholm Hall. I thought was amazing at UTSA
because I mean chicks lived across the hall from me diagonal.
I mean it wasn't like it was like, oh, guyfloor girl,
floor guy, floor girl. No, it was all mix and mingo.
I had girls on my left across the hall diagonal.
The only ones were on the door on my right
were dudes. But all other six rooms around me chick chick, chick,
(36:51):
chick chick.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Ever go to the dude's room. No, hey, how are
you guys? What are your names? I haven't met you
all semester.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
No, No, that was no, I'm gonna tall you. The
guy next to me, his name is Jamal, and he
was on my flag football team. Right, and this dude
comes out there, he's all hyped up like he's about
to be amazing, right, amazing next tyree and he goes
out there and we're playing first game and he comes up.
He's ah, he's limping, he's limping, And I'm like, what
(37:20):
the heck dude.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
We go d hop like, are you okay?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Goes, Yeah, dude, I think I sprained my finger. Well,
why the hell are you limping?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Tape it up? Bro?
Speaker 1 (37:29):
No, no, he was limping like he broke his leg.
And we're like, we get over there and me and
John and Clay, Right, dude, Jamal, you okay? Jamal? He's like, yeah,
I think I sprained my finger, And so what's up
with the limp, because man, it just really hurts.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
You know what's gonna hurt when we kick you off
this team for being up.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Well, Jamal didn't play after that. That was his last game.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Sprain pinky no less.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
I think it was pointer finger he was on the
I l or maybe he just didn't really want to play, okay,
but I had never seen anybody come up limping. And
we go back, but what happened is to your knee?
Your ain't going no spray my I think I spray
my fingers. Don't talk to him. That's so weird. I
don't even know what we were talking about. Dude. All emails, Hey, coachers,
(38:14):
great pods lately, even without much in the sports world happening,
the pods lately may be your best work to date.
The Baby Box episode should go down in history and
be immortalized. As a dad of two younger kids. It's
so great to see though, Poopy and Nuts joke still
holding strong and the dad joke circles bring back Baby
Box for an encore. Joe from Sarasota.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Hey, you guys had another show without me?
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Yeah, we sure did, bud Uh here we go, girl
with the boy brain. I listened to y'all. Hey, y'all,
I listened to the Sored Loser. Hey, are you gonna
hit the dude?
Speaker 2 (38:48):
It really does sound like a phone in your car.
Whenever I'm listening to the pod in the truck, I
reach for my phone.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Hey, y'all, I listened to the Sored Losers Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
Big fan over here in Deer Park, Wash Just wanted
to let you guys know that if you ever want
a girl to come on the pod that knows the
f what she's talking about when it comes to sports,
I'm your goal. No thanks. I've been listening to the
Big Show since I was in college twenty fifteen ish
and I'm turning thirty this year. Big fans and big
(39:17):
supporters of you two I've been wanting to come to
this damn coaches convention to be the life of the party.
But maybe twenty twenty five all make an appearance. You're awesome.
Thanks for the laugh. Thanks Hayley, Shanton Holtzer, Shannon Holtzer, Shahatzelinzer.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Everybody always makes a mark on the convention. Actually, everybody
always says they're gonna make a mark, but the few
that do memorable.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Oh no, shot, Oh yeah, a shot guy.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Shot guy. Put you on my shoulders, mid tall guy,
tall guy. Oh my god, my first convention. Hey man,
this is the third time he said it to me.
You put me on I'll put you on my shoulders. Man,
she give me twenty dollars. Not cool, Yeah, you'll rack
my nuts. Is it worth twenty dollars? Probably not. I'm
gonna pass.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Uh No, that was Martinez. He was shot guy. He
was oh my good shot.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
No, tall guy comes three conventions later, he got a kid,
he's all mature. Hey guys, I'm just gonna have one
drinking head to bed. Who is this guy?
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Yeah? No, no, And then he goes, I'm gonna go
up and put my kids to bed. He goes and
puts his kid to bed, and then two hours later
I see video of him and Miguel on top of
a resorts world up where they're not supposed to be,
where there's private cabandas, and they're in these igloos just
having drinks by themselves. They took their alcohol up there
and they just went into some roped off area. Yeah,
so he's mature one minute and then one minute he's
(40:31):
on top of the freaking resorts world. That's coaches Convention
from you, Hey, coachers, what up? Coachers? First off, I
want to say think I was a little bit messed
up when I wrote my previous message, so my bad.
I was wondering who y'all would think is the best
Major League baseball hitter right now? Also, who do you
think will be the best fantasy quarterback. I'll wait to
(40:51):
hear what you think. I love the Baby Box podcast.
Y'all stay safe and I'll hang up and listen. That's
Stetson Hayden, uh best man Ajor League Baseball hitter right now?
Speaker 2 (41:02):
You gotta go. It's a wit or Luis Adiaz.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
I mean, Audias is so amazing, but I mean, yes, Audias,
if you want nice contact base hit or do you
want power like show off. That's freaking Bobby Witty de
la Cruz the best fantasy quarterback. I would definitely go
with Russell Wilson.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Is he like third straight? They got picket Russell and
they don't have pick fields. Where's picket in Philadelphia? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Hey gone, I mean they got Judgin fields Russell Wilson.
I think pickets in Philadelphia, mint shoes in in Las Vegas. Uh.
Nick Foles is retired. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Well, I know the Titans have got leave Us and Willis.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
What's his what's the backups name?
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Willis Randolph Rudolph Rudolph Helmet and another guy Willis no
leave Us? Who's Willis the running the guy that's dual
threat Lake Willis?
Speaker 1 (42:04):
That's his name. You're right, I'm an idiot.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Question to be about by Titans. I know all ten
streets because we're gonna go through them all this year.
Cop is out, man, We're out of here. Watch out
for Calvin Ridley. We played him the whole first preseason game.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Oh man, yeah, ty boyd.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Though I don't know where. I don't even know if
he's in Nashville yet.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Probably still in Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
I got him would you rather? For you? Would you
rather be a cat or a dog?
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Simple? Cat? I love cats. We bet We've had a
Bengal ever since me and Bez have been dating our
other one, Pablo Pass, we now have Piper, also named Fluffy,
also names She's the best. I would rather be a cat.
They have the best life.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
I think a dog, dog's man's best friend gets to
go more places. Cats don't really get to go places.
They don't go on walks, they don't go to the
grocery store, they don't go to the lake, they don't
go anywhere. They don't go out on boats. They just
sit in the house or if they're outside. They don't
have any opinions. They just run around by themselves and
no one pays attention to them. So I'd definitely be
a dog. And now we're going to start bringing would
(43:04):
you rather?
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Back?
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Because my kids pre K class they do would you rather?
And they put the names on the board on who
answered which one? So there'll be simple ones like that.
All right, we're out. That one was all over the place.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Dude, you finally got the segment back.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Yeah, finally it made me smile. My wife told me really.
She goes, hey, did you see they did would you rather?
I'm like, oh, that's awesome. I need to bring it back.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Yeah, well my wife heard it her work. You're not
supposed to ask employees if they would rather do one
thing or another.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
That's an HR violation.
You gotta turn those mics up, dude. I know you're
an audio guy.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Come on, let's do it. Ah man aty August.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's weird now it's almost September, dude.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, we're gonna try and get you guys some more
video content, are.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
We What about our YouTube? How's our YouTube doing well?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
The deal with that is I was very into it
and eager at the beginning, but then I realized it
takes about a year until you start getting paid.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And so you just gave up.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I didn't give up, but I know it's a slow grow.
I would never give up on that. There's thirty videos
on there.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, and you know what else is a slow grow.
As Coaches conventioned forward, we've been trying to we're getting
on it. We were trying to get this nailed down.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Oh well, I haven't been to any meetings.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Well, I mean we haven't had any Well, we haven't
needed you at any meetings yet. When we need you
at meetings, we'll let you know. But right now, we're
just trying to hammer it out, trying to find the
venues to host us. Since FGL is no more, where
we're gonna do the live pot Bell Bottom Country. I
don't know if it's the same vibe. I'm not sure
they're gonna want us at bell Bottom Country. It's a
(01:11):
chick it's a chick place. Don't think they want dudes
talking sports, talking life, talking drinks. So yeah, that's where
we're trying. That's where we're at.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
On that ray, the whole convention was written on a napkin.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I've had some lunches, ah, lunches, happy hours, dips in
the pool with dudes. You know.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Did you know that that place we went to. I
don't want to say the name of it. It's actually
the sore Losers. Couldn't even get into it. Hampton Social
or whatever the name it was. Apparently it's really exclusive.
Oh really, Yeah, because I have rich friends and they go,
oh yeah, every time they come into town, they go
to Hampton Social. That's not the name. I'm just using it.
Oh oh yep, the pool, the food. They always requested
(01:55):
we go to Hampton Social and we just rolled up
and at a sore losers meeting there. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I don't know what place is called. Really, Oh I know,
now I know what you're talking about. Yeah, because there
is a Hampton Social.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I know.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I didn't realize that. I was like, wait, is that
the name of it? I thought you were using the
real name. My fault. Now I'm gonna start the show
or what?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Ray you didn't realize how exclusive we are?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Hey, when they need your name at the front desk
feels pretty important, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I'll just take a water, I'll take a sweet tea,
I'll take a coffee. We did have a couple meetings there.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
We have two meetings there. Pretty cool. We need to
go back.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I think people we know areon the officer members what who?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Uh No, dude, phone screener Abby Arnold's chicks. That's I
remember that. My fault.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I'm an idiot, all right. I know you're Doug at salespeople. Dude,
I didn't doing it live.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
We oh the one, two three, so loser? What up?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Everybody? I have lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Genius, y'all. It's says and I'm from the North. I'm
an alpha male. I live on the North side of
Nashville with Baser. She was a Broadway girl. Took her
to the North white picket fence. Two point five kids
probably die of a heart attack when I'm seventy two.
We do also have two point two acres, which pales
in comparison to Scuba Steve he has four. Apparently he
just threw his dick all in my face. So I
don't even know if I'm gonna brag about it anymore,
(03:36):
because I guess with the farmers and ranchers having one
hundred acres here and there, what do we have nothing?
I mean, we got a couple of ruins, of course, talks.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Have you ever seen this four acres?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Exactly? So how do you know it's four acres? How
do you do? You just take his word for it?
He just says four acres because you said, oh, I
have two acres or whatever, and immediately he followed you with,
well I have four acres. Really, has he ever invited
out to his four acres? Does he want to prove
us that he has four acres? Or is he just
gonna say he has four acres?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
And I could always get more? Because I saw a
sign that said track, which is called property, and it
said track for sale, and it's pretty close to my house. Oh,
but it was one hundred.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Acres, Oh no, you don't want that?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Like OK. That also means that the farmers are starting
to sell. But when you have a hip. My whole
intro is about us not selling. But I think it's
fifty It's a massive piece of property. Either way, I
could never afford it.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
My question is, fifty acres, how do you even know
what is yours?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
It's all fenced and all these properties nobody just buys
it to just own. They all do crops. That's if
could somebody dm the sore Losers is corn lucrative because
on four different sides of me there's corn croppers. Dude,
how much money are you guys making? You're not just
going out there to make a dollar when you go
to HGB or Kroger or whatever. The little public?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Also, where are you selling your corn?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
All of the I would imagine all the grocery stores
in the area, Walmart, Table Afresh, farmed Fresh.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
So you're telling me they drive by your land and
they see a farm and they're like, go knock on
the door, Hey man, do you think you can produce
enough corn.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
For my Walmart? I could drive down my street and
buy eggs, peppers, the berries, corn.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Okay, yes you can, but can they supply all that
for an entire grocery store.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Some of these crops can. And somebody messaged me and said,
corn sison is right now. So if there's husks, you
need to get to shucking. If you ain't shucking, then
you might as well get to fucking.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Oh. Speaking of shuck, and I saw there's a Broadway
play coming to Nashville called Shucked. It's about corn, no shuck.
I swear to shucking God.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
It shuck and.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Shocked me that there was a freaking play called Shucked.
How do you talk about corn? And I feel like
my computer has to hear you talking about corn because
some reason it popped up on my Facebook feed that
Shucked coming to Nashville.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
And the main character is a piece of corn, no shuck.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I don't know it's the main character, but I think
the main character lives in the corn. I don't know.
It has a guy or a girl sticking their face
out of the corn and says, come see Shucked. You
will shuck and love it. It's interesting. I don't know
if I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Well, there are plays though, if you see on the billboards,
you wouldn't know it. But we have a ballet the
right there that they play in the vicinity of Now
I'm probably seasonal, but there's a ballet, Nashville Ballet Symphony
they do that. There's a symphony. There's a there's a circus.
(06:50):
The thing that Chuck Wicks is in. It's some carnival
comedy show. He's like a circus clown.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Oh, I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
There's billboards. I learned them from the billboards crap that's
in town. Had no idea any of that existed. So
now we just learned about shuck shucked.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, I think it's called shucked. What else billboards? I
don't ever see billboards.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
See I see him all though. There's the one that
nobody buys that says one hundred percent of all billboards work,
and you read it every time. That's pretty right. I
just damn read the thing. But c Q, I knew
you knew I was gonna read.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
That it works there And there was one right by
my house where this guy, it was an insurance guy,
and I'd see him and then i'd see him at
the grocery store and I'd be like, that's that dude.
It really does work because he had his face. He said,
I'm your neighbor. Let me be your insurance agent also,
or something like that. And I was like, oh my god,
that's so stupid. And I was like, that billboard is
so old, that's not real. And then there I am
(07:45):
at Kroger and there he is.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, it's a lot of insurance agents, real estate guys,
tons of casino. Ton dude, there's.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Drive twenty five minutes north, twenty five minutes north.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Debbie won thirteen thousand, Happy he won fifteen thousand, Jeremiah
won nineteen thousand. I mean, dude, sometimes I swear to God.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I saw Becky won one hundred and ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Bro. I'm on sixty five, and I mean, it's everything
I can not to go left to where I live
and just keep going straight on sixty five.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Because it is just hey, it's right over the border.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, but that one doesn't have the table games, it
doesn't have the sports. It has the horses that are
live simul cast as well, and then slots which.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
In in bat it's still fun. I want to go to
the live horse racing is where it's at, but it's
only like one weekend out of the whole year.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Typically it's simul cast and it's very heavy of smoke.
I mean, you got to cut it with a knife,
and people aren't that nice. During the Kentucky Derby, I
went and just got a book. I was in a
great mood. It was a Friday. I told the girls
I'd Bazer and her friend. I said, I'll get the
Kentucky Derby book. No worries, I get the whole book.
I'm excited. I'm in a great mood. Kentucky Derby's one
of the biggest ones. It's the start of the Triple Crown.
(08:54):
I lean over to a guy the races the next
day and I say, hey, man, you got a big
winner for the Kentucky Derby. I don't know. I'm betting
this today. I'll look at that book tomorrow. I have
no idea any of the names of the horses. Okay, man,
So you're at a horse track. It looks like a
huge horse better and you don't even know a name.
You haven't had forethought to look ahead to the book
(09:15):
tomorrow before the biggest race of the day year. Okay,
I'll drive home. Thought you guys were fans. It's like
going to a baseball game and asking somebody a baseball
question they have no answer.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Makes no sense. What answer are you gonna ask?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I don't know? Strip club? Hey man, these girls are?
How are the lap dances? Like if you're at a
place and you ask somebody that's also at that place,
they should have some sort of information.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Some kind of opinion on the matter.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Like grocery store, hey man, you have any idea where
the beans are?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, they're over there. What anybody that's in an environment
with you should at least have some sort of response
that's in the ballpark of what's going on.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I mean to be honest with you, though, If you're
at the grocery store, that's bad analogy and someone says,
hey man, where are the taco shells? You're gonna be like,
I don't know that's the answer you're gonna get. Or
hey I see that, I see you got that blue
gatorade in your cart? Can you point where was that at?
If it's in their cart? I get it. But if
you're just asking a random dude or woman on the aisle,
(10:13):
hey man, do you know where? Then? Excuse me, ma'am,
do you know where the mayonnaise is.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
No. I got no shame. At the grocery store, baser
gives me these lists instead of running around with a
chicken with my dick cut off for ten minutes. I
asked any shopkeeper, Hey, do you have any idea where
the vanilla extract is? Oh? You don't, Okay, I'll go
ask that guy. Hey, man, you're in meat? What's up?
Do you know where they have vanilla extract is? Dude,
I have no shame. I will fuck it. Ask anybody
they do.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Now have this little device.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I'm the butcher man. I don't give a shit the
gum man it gets at the checkout count I'll ask
the guy that's a specialty. He's like cutting the rack
of ribs. My bad, dude, you don't know where the
eggs are?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Hey, the dude's putting the apples out? Hey, man, can
you tell me where I would find?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
The vanilla? The vanilla cumin?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
What next to the man?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I just work produced? Sorry about that. But now they
have a little pond. They have a little thing where
they can type it in this little like handheld thing
and they'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I'll talk that and it'll tell you if it's available,
if they have it in stock, which is unbelievable. Yeah,
the girl just at Walmart. She took a picture of
what was it? It was looking for some sort of
soap or some shit I don't know, and she goes, oh,
moonion have in stock. Perfect. You just saved me fifteen minutes.
Thank god. Basically, they don't have it in stock. Oh good,
you can go to another gros Sto awesome.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
That's perfect. It's like my wife wanted, ah, what is she?
I had to go to some Kroger way across town
because she had gone to two different Kroger's the worst
looking for one thing. And I had to go to
the Kroger over here by work. And it was like
what in the world, Like, why do I need to
go to a separate Kroger. Let's just move on and
get it next time. And that's when I ran into
(11:47):
Patty Mahomes and he was supposed to be at the
championship parade, the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Last up story story.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yes, but the hell was I going to tell you
you had? I was on the track to something finding it.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
You take a picture of it and they can show
you in stock, they can scan it, they tell you
how many are available grocery stores looking for products, not
being able to find a guy in the butcher section.
He's not gonna know where the cereal is. He's actually
just a specialty butcher. He's only there to butcher meat.
Doesn't even probably work for the grocery store. He's just
his own specialty poultry college graduate.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
No wait, dude, that's not no bro. The people working
at the Kroger just they got hired and they get
put in the meat section.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I'm telling you, some of those people are specialty butchers
and stuff and it's not necessarily like they're a public's
employee because I've asked him. Look like I'm fucking crazy.
I'll ask him where the cereal is and he's like,
I'm really just meet I mean, they don't want to
answer your question because they don't. That's beneath them. They're
(12:49):
a butcher.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
There is no way I thought. I swear to God.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I mean, I'm not saying they're Salt Bay No, or
they're freaking Gordon Ramsey. But the butcher, your guy there
that's really deal with the meat, is even above the shopkeepers,
and he might be their own little agency company and
they come in and do it.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I literally had no idea. If that is true, it is,
I literally, dude, I little pharmacy, the pharmacy. The guy
works for publics. No, he works he's a pharmacist. No, no,
I get that.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Hey man, do you know where the gum is? No, dude,
I'm a pharmacist.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I'm dealing with oxy conen back here? You know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
What the you talking about? I had an eight year degree. Dude,
go to the checkout, find your energy drink. I have
no idea. I literally thought our buddy Isaiah was a
pharmacist and dumbasses would come ask him where shit is
and he said he had a laser because he gets
so pissed and he just laser to an aisle and say,
go look over there somewhere because so many people thought
(13:49):
he worked at publics. Thank you. You brought it all back.
You brought it all back.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
When I used to work in Sam's, people would come
up to me all the time and ask me, hey,
where is this? Let me tell you about what I
didn't know. I didn't know where jack crap was inside
that SAMs and I would just point aisle six, I'll sit.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
But a vicinity or you were just being a dick.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Why I wouldn't being a dick. I was just get
out of my face. I don't care go to asle six,
and then you'll get to dial six and you won't
be able to find it, and guess what, I won't
be around for you to ask me. It's sort of
like when they would say, hey, we need a price
check on this item, can you run or you know,
can you run and get me a price check on this?
And I'm like, I don't know where this is, So
I'd go back to the back of the store and
(14:37):
I'd just stand there and I'd wait for about ten
minutes and hope that the people have just left the
damn right, and I just wouldn't get it. No price check.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Five minutes off the top easily.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
When they would ask me to do returns, they'd have
baskets full of returns, and I'd walk around that store
and if I couldn't find it after a while, I'd
just throw it behind the shelf. Because in Sam's it
has the aisles are a palette of stuff on the ground,
and then the aisle behind it is a pallet, so
there's room right in between those two pallets that they're
now touch just toss it back there.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I don't need it, and almost impossible for an employer,
your supervisors to find out that it was you, because
you could always just push it off on a customer.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Dude, there's no they wouldn't. They wouldn't find it until
they do inventory six months later, because it's not like
they're moving stuff in and out or they that Pallette
sells out. It's been three days and that's just back there,
like ah, some idiot customer just put that back there.
And I also used to do something where I would
be hungry wants. So let's say there was a bag
of beef jerky that was I was supposed to put
(15:38):
it back whatever. I would just open it and I'd
be eating as I did the returns.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yep, beef jerkey's returned terioki's no good.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
And then I just put it in the damaged goods pile,
like in the back. That way they get credit for it.
I ate it. It's like it got a rip in
the bag. Just put it in the damaged goods.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
See. I had the same situation eating the food in
the store at the Gut gas station in San Marcos,
Texas College. Yeah, I went in there, and the one
lady that must have not been great at her job,
she told me she was trained me, and she said,
you can get a fountain drink and a candy or
something an item every shift. Then the next lady comes
(16:15):
in and says, yeah, if you have a longer shift,
you can get a fountain drink. We don't care if
you do that. But no, absolutely no items of food
because they get scanned and then it'll come up missing
when we do inventory.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
That makes sense.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
The next week, we've had some other people some indiscretions. Again,
we do inventory inventory, So fountain drinks are fine, a
coffee if you need a little bit in the morning
you're sleepy for the customers, just so you're alert. But
absolutely no items because we take inventory. So I just
put that in my head and I go, oh, they
take inventory at the end of the quarter. I'll leave
(16:50):
before the end of the quarter, dude. I went in.
The first lady, in my defense, told me I could
add an item. Dude, for three months, every day of
the week I had an item. Do the math, I
had almost one hundred items that came up missing. But
the first lady told me I could take an item
every shift. What good items are you say, beef jerky
(17:10):
for sure is a home run the granola bars. But
I'm saying when they did their inventory, I mean that shit.
There ain't no way it was balanced.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I can't believe.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Here's my dab. They said, oh, you tell supervisor, we
got a whole bag of issues because we're missing about
one hundred bags here.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
It's sort of like when I don't know how a
grocery store keeps track of every single little item. Like
when Garrett who works at the grocery store in Austin
and he has to do inventory, he says it's the
worst time of his life. Why they have to count
every little item? Do you understand how many little items
(17:56):
there are in a grocery store?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
I guess that's confusing to me and surprising is the
world I was looking for. I thought he's a supervisor.
He has to count the colonels of corn. I thought
that's he's moved his way up.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
But I still think he has to get in there
and do it.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Dude, if you were to go in in aisle all
the different individual items that there's thousands.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
My buddy James is a supervisor at Dix and He's
so good at his job that when it's inventory time,
they have him go around to other dicks and help
with inventory.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Something be good at Hey, you're the inventory guy. Man,
Oh god, no, it's so terrible. Yes, the marbles in
that jar man James head over to the inventory man.
You're great at that.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
He's on the soccer team with me, and I'm like, hey, man,
how's oh man, it's inventory dude, just terrible, terrible. His
next two weeks are gonna be the worst two weeks
of my life.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Just because of all the counting and all all the counting.
Customers are talking to him at the same time you're
trying to count, h seventy two seventy four? Hey, can
you tell me where the bad minton is? Fuck? Was
I at seventy two one seventy starting start over.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Here, we go from the top and then you have
two people there, both people counting. So you get an
accurate count. Yeah, because you write down your number, they
write down their number. If you have the same number,
you move on and also and then you put a
little post it note and there'll be like seventy two items.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Think about it. You're the owner who cares if one
golf ball's missing. I mean, do you need to take inventory?
Just put the numbers? Good?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I don't think that's how it works. We'll take a break.
We'll be right back. Ray.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
We went random in that first segment. No, I have
a question for you, right, I think random is better.
I got a serious question for you. You talking about random?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
No, before you are vanished from my castle for good,
tell us once and for all. Are you a faithful
or a trader?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I coach your s here, Simon levib I hope you're
doing well. Ray. I finally watch Traders out of the accent.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I watch season one of Traders, and the show is
fan freaking tasting.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
It.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I loved the mix of reality people with normal people
that have never played a reality show before.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah. I gotta give them props because the host is superb.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
The host is awesome.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Maybe up there with Jeff Probs is one of the
best as best hosts of any reality show.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
And I don't know how they do it where you
just walk into breakfast the next day and you don't
know who died. It's fun. You don't hear doors open
at night, and you have no inkling of who possibly disappeared.
Through the night, because that's how it happens. You wake up,
you go eat this continental breakfast and somebody died the
night before. I don't know how they keep that secret.
What if you wake up you're telling me all those
(20:47):
rooms are soundproof, you're gonna know who's right.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
It's an old castle. You have to hear someone walking
down the stairs or walking down the hall like, uh,
my next door neighbor's gone, and you don't ever talk
through the wall.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
It has the element of big Brother where you just
have to fake your emotions because if you're a trader,
you're a faithful, you've got a fake that you're excited
or really unhappy that somebody died. And so that's very interesting.
They all do good. What I told Baser is the
way to win the game is if you are a
faithful it doesn't matter. So if you're a trader, that
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means you got to kill these people off.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
We died it should we explain the premise?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Yes, you're better at it.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Okay. So they have all these people living in a
castle in Scotland and what they do is they're all faithful.
Is in the beginning, and then three of them are
tabbed as traders, and they meet in the middle of
the night and they decide to kill people. So they write,
we want to kill Jeremy, and so Jeremy will get
(21:44):
a note in his room that he has been killed.
So the next morning, at breakfast, you come in one
by one, and nobody knows who got killed except for
the traders. So the traders have to act surprised when
so when Jeremy doesn't walk in, and they gotta be like,
oh my gosh, it was Jeremy. And the faithfuls are
(22:05):
trying to figure out who the traders are. And at
night they have a banishment ceremony where they all sit
around the table and vote on someone who they think
is a trader. And they stand up in this circle
and they say it's a tellemy or once and for
all before you are banished from my castle. Are you
a faithful or are you a trader?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
And then they do a vote and if whoever they
vote out goes, and they then the person be like, well,
I'm not a trader. You guys are idiots. I'm faithful.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I'm a faithful and everybody, ah. They get all mad
and they do competitions throughout to get them enough. That's
how they build up their prize pot, and if there's
any traders left at the end, they win that money.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
The competitions are very fascinating. It's also the figuring out
who's a trader and faithful. I thought that'd be a
better twist to the game if we didn't know who
the traders were and then we had to kind of
guess through. Oh, we got to play along because it
shows us who the traders are and then they have
to just fake their face and their feelings and stuff there.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
It's phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, And the other thing that I was saying is
with the traders, faithful traders, faithful faithful traders. Traders train
at that train of thought. I told Bezer the way
to win the game is if you're told you're a
trader in your head, you just have to say you're
a faithful as long as you just totally forget that
you're a trader, which would be hard to do. Oh,
I saw you win the game. So you can't just
think you're a trader or you're fed because one person
(23:25):
sees you being suss you're out. So you have to
in your head think you're a faithful.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
It is so hard because once you say a name,
if that person ends up not being a trader, they
think you're a trader.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
And also you got to play these games where if
you're cutting a hole in the rice bag and it's
spilling out, they're gonna know you're a trader because you
just cut a hole in it. So you have to
play like you really care about the competitions. So it's
all just faking and lying, faking orgasms just like life.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I mean, you are lying to these people's faces, just like,
oh yeah, I got your back, I'm you know, and
then you go in the that night, I want to
kill Samantha, and Samantha's dead. It is so fun, right,
I don't know why it took so long for me
to get on the show.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
You said it.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Emily mckibbon, who was at Coaches comventionon one, two and
three with her brother. She has told she emails that
I need to watch it. It was great. Season one
was awesome.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yeah, props to them, because you think, oh, I've seen Survivor,
I've seen Big Brother totally different. Guess what's better if
you combine them both boom traders.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
And the dude dresses. I mean his outfits every day
is like my wife is always like, oh I love
that outfit. That's a great outfit. He plays the part
so well.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Yeah, these people from England and overseas are better hosts
than Americans. They're killing the hosting right now because on
Love Island, the hosts from overseas are phenomenal, and on
this Traders the host is really really good and the
aibo is good.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
On BI did you watch season one? We've seen them
all my I mean I sat there, I was like,
all right, season one, I'm gonna give it a shot.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Was that your boy Bananas or was he on another one?
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
No, Bananas wasn't on there. I think he's gonna be
on season two.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Okay, so we've seen season one and two.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Okay, I haven't seen season two. I think I saw
season two is out. I need to watch it. But
season one, I was like, I'm watch an episode. I'll
give it a shot. And I was like, all right,
let's stay up late, let's watch the second episode.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
It has so many different dynamics to it. It's not
just cut and dried. Hey, whin this competition, you're the survivor,
eat some dirt and cook some rice. On the fire.
You're the survivor, who oh, put your torch out? The
tribe has spoken. There's so many different things because there's
a competition aspect. There's the social game. There's also the
money where the pot's building up to like one hundred
thousand dollars. There's all these huge stars and they all
(25:39):
hail from their individual reality competition meshed in together. So
it's really good.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
And I like the host when he comes in and
he's like, oh, so and so has died, goodbye, and
he slams their picture on the ground, It's like yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
And then they put random people in there too.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I don't know if it's this season it's random people.
It's half reality stars and half people that have never
like are just regular dudes or girls?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Is that what it? Okay?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
I loved it because they have no idea how to
play a reality they're not reality people, so they don't
know how to play the game. It's their first one.
And then they're in there with their idols that they've
been watching on TV. It's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I gotta give you your boys props. So Bananas and
ct I relearned that their personalities are amazing. That's why
they're good at reality shows?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Oh for sure.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, their personality, they were hilarious, like, they were really good.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
So yeah, I will be starting season two. But if
you have not watched Traders and you're like, what are
you talking about? I know football is right around the corner.
Oh yay, football. You got a week to watch Traders
and then football starts, and then I know you won't
be watching anything else but football.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
But Traders is the show and it needs to be
told to you guys that you need to watch it
because you don't want to just be sitting at your house.
Your chick's telling you to watch a boring season of
Love Island, which has actually been pretty good. This is
something that will make your night better. I'm telling you
you're gonna work all day and not be able to
wait until you get home and watch Traders. We blew
through it though.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
So Love Island is that an American show or is
it an overseas show? Bro it's UK, it's US. I
believe they're all combined, they're separate, They're all separate. Okay, Now,
does the US have a UK hosters or a US
host No?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
US has US The Scan of All Chicks she's the host. Okay, yeah,
but it's so much Is the UK better?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Because the chip the people look so much different. The chicks, dude,
I mean are an exotic I've never seen in America.
And Baser loves the guys. She thinks the guys are
all hot. I think the chicks. She's like, are you
paying attention? No?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
What I miss? What's up? But she's like, who's your favorite?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't think any
of them are attractive. Yeah right, holy crap. Yeah, dude,
the people, I mean, it's great. It's a very very
good show. It's so stupid though, because there's no drinking. Really,
they're allowed to drink a little bit of wine at night.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
So what do they do.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
It's all just talking and who do you fancy? Oh
you like her? Oh you want to talk her up?
Oh yeah, you fancy here? You want to snoggle? Oh yeah, yeah,
so we were we kissed them, Oh you want to
go the hideaway suite. All it is is just talking
and kissing, and then there's fun games they play that
mixes it up and then they'll be tempted. So the
producers do this every season.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
So tell me. So Love Island is you're in. Are
are they all single or are they all couples?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
They're all single, but they make them couple up right away,
got it? And then you can switch though a little bit.
And then eventually, like every once in a while, they'll
evict somebody like you haven't found anybody, get out of here.
But then right when you start to get addicted to
your person, they bring in the bombshells, break three hotties in,
and then they'll have a separate villa and like three
(28:43):
dudes will go with the villa. Ah and dude, it
never fails. The dudes all cheat and they film it
all every season. This happens.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
That's why I'm not spoiling it. And then they have
a movie night and they show the guys cheating and
the chicks have to watch it with their dudes and
watch them cheaty and see if what the dude admitted
to is what went on in the video.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I like it. It's dude, it's so mindless, but it's how
stupid Americans? Anybody humans? Are you? Just you find a chick?
And then every time the dude cheez everye time and
he knows there's camera.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
He knows like there is no way like this in
one of those things where like, oh, one lives in
Brooklyn and one lives in Manhattan, I'll never find out
about each other. This is literally you know that this
is gonna get back to him, but you can't help yourself.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yes, that's what you can't help below the waist. And
also the show is the biggest it's ever been a
Love Island US with scandibal Check hosting. They said it's
the highest ratings. These people go on the show with
two thousand followers. Chick just left with like three million.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Excuse me, Jod.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Baser, you should just go on this show for the cloud.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
She had three million followers from being on Love Island.
Where the hell? What is even a.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Streaming peacock? And one of them? I watch it so passively,
but you can binge it because they're all up now
and it's almost Big Brother. How it's live. You can't
watch it live. But they do an episode every night
except for one night of the week, so there's like
but then it stops. They're not there all summer, so
then it's like there's twenty episodes, let's say, but they're
(30:28):
all up now. It's done.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Maybe I'll go check it out.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
But I'm telling you got to prepare to not think
for like twenty straight episodes.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Because it's just dumb.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
It's nothing. All they do is make out, put pie
in the face, talk about ass. So they never hook up.
They can kiss and stuff, but none of them really
have sex. That I guess it's frowned upon because they
and they off to sleep in beds next to each other.
So think of your okay, dorm room. It's just beds
lined up all next to each other.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
That could be a little awkward.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Ah. Yeah, but Trade, I mean Traders. I don't know
if they're doing season you did season two, don't know
if they're season three. But fantastic show. Love Island. We'll
take a break. We'll be right back and we'll read
some emails. I gonna pull them up.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Hello. Yeah, this is lunchbox yep, gibbles. Yeah yeah, I
was having that air conditioner fixed.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Yeah what was it?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Oh it was one of the chords.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Okay, Oh, thank you very much. Here we go. Let
me see damn email. All right, here we go, coachers.
This is revis from Presno. My buddy and I do
pick them in survivor pools. If y'all are interested, it
goes as follows, uh whatever. One hundred and eighty dollars
due fifth five hundred overall wins, leader one thousand and
(31:48):
second place overall five hundred gift. If you want to
get in and go pack and F the Bears. That's
from Jose Revs Revs. I'll get in. I will get
in your pick them. I don't know how much and where,
but I will do it. And don't say F the Bears.
For God to link all the survivor pools coaches, here's
another email. I was a little drunk when I sent
(32:09):
the last one. Here's the link. If you guys want
to get in, money is due this Saturday. Don't miss out.
We are a week away from NFL football. Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Go?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Pack, go and once again F the Bears? Thanks dude.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Yeah, be careful with all this because think about it.
If you get in our fantasy that's two hundred. That
one's one hundred and eighty. Guys, you're the season hasn't
even started yet, We're already hemorrhaging money. You got to
pick your stuff. You're really going to go after and
do that? Do one pick them at the office, do
one fantasy. You start spreading out doing three different fantasies.
(32:43):
Do you already invest in one thousand dollars? You don't
know who players are on the screens. You pretty much
have every guy picked. I'm just telling you be selective
because there's a lot of it throwing it to you
in your face, a lot of like college when you
get there first, a lot of opposite sex thrown at
your face. You got to be selective.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Yeah, don't just go the first girl that walks in
the dorm, Like, don't go for that one unless I mean,
she could end up being the hottest one. But most
likely there's gonna be hotter ones that come into the dorm.
But you see that first one, you're just like, oh
my god, I gotta have it. And then oh my god,
five minutes later, here comes another one. College is gonna
wreck your mind.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yeah, South Beach did that. He lived in the dorms
at Texas State. So I went to Chicago two years.
First year at Texas State. Small story, South Beach goes
after the first chick, well, guess what, we meet her
two roommates. They're hotter than her, and South Beach had
already committed to the one girl, and they all lived
right above us, so we saw them after they broke
up the entire semester. Oh and he also picked the
(33:35):
least attractive of the three before we met the other roommates.
Solid job, South Beach. Oh yeah, and then I also
saw them in the lobby every single day. Thanks Thanks,
South Beach. Really appreciate you going at that first party
after the first girl you saw. Thanks man.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Yeah. I remember I was driving from San Antonio one
weekend to come to Austin when I was in college.
My sister was at Southwest Texas slash Texas State, living
in the dorm and she's like, oh, yeah, come in
check out the dorm, you know. And it was a
girl's floor, right, all women, and so I am, We're
walking on my hey, I really got a pee. She's like, here,
(34:11):
let me check the bathroom. And she's like, I'll stand
out here and stand guard, you know what I mean,
So you can go in because it's an all women restroom.
So I'm like, all right, cool. So I go in
there and I'm in the restroom and I'm.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Peeing, just got to drain my lizard and all of a.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Sudden, the door opens and I'm like, what the So
I I'm in the women's restroom at Texas State in
the dorm, and two chicks walk in Yankee, and so
I have to get on the toilet and just sit
there and sit there, and luckily they just came in
(34:42):
to pee. They peed and they left, and I'm like,
I gotta go for it, and I go out of
the No. No, I'd already peed. And I'm like, all right,
I got to get out of this bathroom because they're
gonna think I'm a peeping tom hiding in the bathroom
with the chicks dorm.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Thanks Sis, And I come out.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
My sister nowhere to be found, lost that watch, and
I looking around and I see her stick her head
out of her dor room just over here, over here,
over here.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
I'm glad you're not defending our country.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
And I get in their room and I'm like, what
the hell is that? She goes.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
I got nervous. I got nervous.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
I just walked away. Oh, I see you just left
me in the girl's bathroom at Texas State. When these
girls are coming in there, I'm taking a piss and
they're gonna think I'm in there trying to see naked
chicks or you goes.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
I'm sorry, I'll forgive you.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
That was fun though. That was pretty funny, Sarah, You're
so funny.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah, great job, dude. There was some of those Texas
State ones where it wasn't just a floor. You had
guys and girls and you could actually stay in the
same room as a chick.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Well, yeah, what do you mean you could?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
I thought college a lot of the time is a
girl floor a guy floor. Then some of them have
separate you know, girls will be in that room, guys
in another room across the hall. This one at Texas State.
Some of them, you can just sleep in the room
with a chick.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
No, no, you can't be roommates. There's no way, dude,
they would allow a guy and a girl to be
roommates at a dorm in Texas State's no.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
That's why I said it's South Beach because I got
an apartment because I had enough credits or some crap.
I don't know how I was able to get an apartment,
but he couldn't. He had to stay on campus and
I go South Beach. So well, you could have picked
the chick and instead you picked this freshman, dude, you're
gonna be living with I swear he could have had
a girl as a roommate.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
I believe you.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
I imagine that day one.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
I know Chisholm Hall. I thought was amazing at UTSA
because I mean chicks lived across the hall from me diagonal.
I mean it wasn't like it was like, oh, guyfloor girl,
floor guy, floor girl. No, it was all mix and mingo.
I had girls on my left across the hall diagonal.
The only ones were on the door on my right
were dudes. But all other six rooms around me chick chick, chick,
(36:51):
chick chick.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Ever go to the dude's room. No, hey, how are
you guys? What are your names? I haven't met you
all semester.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
No, No, that was no, I'm gonna tall you. The
guy next to me, his name is Jamal, and he
was on my flag football team. Right, and this dude
comes out there, he's all hyped up like he's about
to be amazing, right, amazing next tyree and he goes
out there and we're playing first game and he comes up.
He's ah, he's limping, he's limping, And I'm like, what
(37:20):
the heck dude.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
We go d hop like, are you okay?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Goes, Yeah, dude, I think I sprained my finger. Well,
why the hell are you limping?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Tape it up? Bro?
Speaker 1 (37:29):
No, no, he was limping like he broke his leg.
And we're like, we get over there and me and
John and Clay, Right, dude, Jamal, you okay? Jamal? He's like, yeah,
I think I sprained my finger, And so what's up
with the limp, because man, it just really hurts.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
You know what's gonna hurt when we kick you off
this team for being up.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Well, Jamal didn't play after that. That was his last game.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Sprain pinky no less.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
I think it was pointer finger he was on the
I l or maybe he just didn't really want to play, okay,
but I had never seen anybody come up limping. And
we go back, but what happened is to your knee?
Your ain't going no spray my I think I spray
my fingers. Don't talk to him. That's so weird. I
don't even know what we were talking about. Dude. All emails, Hey, coachers,
(38:14):
great pods lately, even without much in the sports world happening,
the pods lately may be your best work to date.
The Baby Box episode should go down in history and
be immortalized. As a dad of two younger kids. It's
so great to see though, Poopy and Nuts joke still
holding strong and the dad joke circles bring back Baby
Box for an encore. Joe from Sarasota.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Hey, you guys had another show without me?
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Yeah, we sure did, bud Uh here we go, girl
with the boy brain. I listened to y'all. Hey, y'all,
I listened to the Sored Loser. Hey, are you gonna
hit the dude?
Speaker 2 (38:48):
It really does sound like a phone in your car.
Whenever I'm listening to the pod in the truck, I
reach for my phone.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Hey, y'all, I listened to the Sored Losers Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
Big fan over here in Deer Park, Wash Just wanted
to let you guys know that if you ever want
a girl to come on the pod that knows the
f what she's talking about when it comes to sports,
I'm your goal. No thanks. I've been listening to the
Big Show since I was in college twenty fifteen ish
and I'm turning thirty this year. Big fans and big
(39:17):
supporters of you two I've been wanting to come to
this damn coaches convention to be the life of the party.
But maybe twenty twenty five all make an appearance. You're awesome.
Thanks for the laugh. Thanks Hayley, Shanton Holtzer, Shannon Holtzer, Shahatzelinzer.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Everybody always makes a mark on the convention. Actually, everybody
always says they're gonna make a mark, but the few
that do memorable.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Oh no, shot, Oh yeah, a shot guy.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Shot guy. Put you on my shoulders, mid tall guy,
tall guy. Oh my god, my first convention. Hey man,
this is the third time he said it to me.
You put me on I'll put you on my shoulders. Man,
she give me twenty dollars. Not cool, Yeah, you'll rack
my nuts. Is it worth twenty dollars? Probably not. I'm
gonna pass.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Uh No, that was Martinez. He was shot guy. He
was oh my good shot.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
No, tall guy comes three conventions later, he got a kid,
he's all mature. Hey guys, I'm just gonna have one
drinking head to bed. Who is this guy?
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Yeah? No, no, And then he goes, I'm gonna go
up and put my kids to bed. He goes and
puts his kid to bed, and then two hours later
I see video of him and Miguel on top of
a resorts world up where they're not supposed to be,
where there's private cabandas, and they're in these igloos just
having drinks by themselves. They took their alcohol up there
and they just went into some roped off area. Yeah,
so he's mature one minute and then one minute he's
(40:31):
on top of the freaking resorts world. That's coaches Convention
from you, Hey, coachers, what up? Coachers? First off, I
want to say think I was a little bit messed
up when I wrote my previous message, so my bad.
I was wondering who y'all would think is the best
Major League baseball hitter right now? Also, who do you
think will be the best fantasy quarterback. I'll wait to
(40:51):
hear what you think. I love the Baby Box podcast.
Y'all stay safe and I'll hang up and listen. That's
Stetson Hayden, uh best man Ajor League Baseball hitter right now?
Speaker 2 (41:02):
You gotta go. It's a wit or Luis Adiaz.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
I mean, Audias is so amazing, but I mean, yes, Audias,
if you want nice contact base hit or do you
want power like show off. That's freaking Bobby Witty de
la Cruz the best fantasy quarterback. I would definitely go
with Russell Wilson.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Is he like third straight? They got picket Russell and
they don't have pick fields. Where's picket in Philadelphia? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Hey gone, I mean they got Judgin fields Russell Wilson.
I think pickets in Philadelphia, mint shoes in in Las Vegas. Uh.
Nick Foles is retired. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Well, I know the Titans have got leave Us and Willis.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
What's his what's the backups name?
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Willis Randolph Rudolph Rudolph Helmet and another guy Willis no
leave Us? Who's Willis the running the guy that's dual
threat Lake Willis?
Speaker 1 (42:04):
That's his name. You're right, I'm an idiot.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Question to be about by Titans. I know all ten
streets because we're gonna go through them all this year.
Cop is out, man, We're out of here. Watch out
for Calvin Ridley. We played him the whole first preseason game.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Oh man, yeah, ty boyd.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Though I don't know where. I don't even know if
he's in Nashville yet.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Probably still in Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
I got him would you rather? For you? Would you
rather be a cat or a dog?
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Simple? Cat? I love cats. We bet We've had a
Bengal ever since me and Bez have been dating our
other one, Pablo Pass, we now have Piper, also named Fluffy,
also names She's the best. I would rather be a cat.
They have the best life.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
I think a dog, dog's man's best friend gets to
go more places. Cats don't really get to go places.
They don't go on walks, they don't go to the
grocery store, they don't go to the lake, they don't
go anywhere. They don't go out on boats. They just
sit in the house or if they're outside. They don't
have any opinions. They just run around by themselves and
no one pays attention to them. So I'd definitely be
a dog. And now we're going to start bringing would
(43:04):
you rather?
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Back?
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Because my kids pre K class they do would you rather?
And they put the names on the board on who
answered which one? So there'll be simple ones like that.
All right, we're out. That one was all over the place.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Dude, you finally got the segment back.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Yeah, finally it made me smile. My wife told me really.
She goes, hey, did you see they did would you rather?
I'm like, oh, that's awesome. I need to bring it back.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Yeah, well my wife heard it her work. You're not
supposed to ask employees if they would rather do one
thing or another.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
That's an HR violation.
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