August 28, 2024 • 40 mins
In this episode Ray reveals that him and BAE are talking about adoption but they aren't sure if now is the right time. Lunchbox saw a Mom and son playing a game at the pool that Lunchbox thought was super creepy but maybe he was overreacting. Plus Lunchbox got stuck playing a round of golf with Wolf Man!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, here we go. You ready? Yo? All right?
I can't oh, I hear you. Hey, dude, I'm gonna
tell you what. Something has happened in this studio. But
my headphones have been working for months. I have not
had anything to complain about. It feels good. Well, Hey,
and I love your shirt USA, USA.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, it's the country we live in.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
The Olympics have come and gone.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Dude. Yeah, but our pride and our passports and identification
cards all come from this place. That's why we should
probably should port it.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
That's great, all right, you want to start it, dude?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Arnold, what's up?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Oh? Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I just want to hear I'm want to read you.
An email says, hey losers, I'm fourteen and just had
leg surgery. I've been listening since the beginning with my
older brother. I speak for all the truckers out there
when I say we miss Arnold. We need more Arnold.
Tell Arnold to get off Aruba with Abby and pull up.
(01:00):
I'll hang up and listen Arnold's secret lover. That's from Hudson.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Dude. I can't believe that I went to a Aruba
for the honeymoon. I don't can't say that I'd ever
go there again. It was kind of expensive. I'm glad
my parents paid for it. But then that's where the
joke came in our merch that says, take me to
a Ruba.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
That nobody bought. Yeah, we really need new merch. We've
really got to design something. People are clamoring for more merch.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I've never seen something where it's in such demand. I mean,
you go to a rundown, I don't want to use
a store of the stone business. So Dolly go to Memphis.
Dollar City. So there's Dollar Tree in Dollar General. I
love both those, but Dollar City made that up. At
Dollar City.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
They made up Dollar City, no shit.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
So they have deals there and nobody wants it because
it's Dollar City. It's complete crap. Nobody wants anything bargain
basement at that store. But us. We have the demand
from the people that want stuff from us, and we
don't give it to them.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
So it's the opposite a Dollar City is what I
was trying to get at.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Every day. I'm like, oh, we should design new March.
We should design New March. And guess what, we never
damn do design new merch.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
And what I've learned now from seeing and there's people
on these reality shows where swimsuit line, Oh nice. This
girl on Summerhouse design a swimsuit line.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Oh big brother. Last season she was designing a she
was a swimsuit designer.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
And I thought, Oh, that's cool. It's for this summer. No,
you got to do stuff a year ahead. It's like
seasons and stuff. Her swimsuit lines in twenty twenty five,
so they're already planning seasons ahead. We need to have
stuff for not this summer, but for fall or actually
falls too soon. We need to start creating stuff for spring.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
No, we need to have stuff for winter. We got
to do winter jacket.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
We miss winter. Winter's over.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I hate saying no one would buy a winter jacket
that says sort losers on it. I mean that would
be the biggest waste of time. But we could come
out with the sweatshirt just in time for winter.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
And I believe the sayings sell themself. Maybe there's some
more arnold something we could put in there.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I think we'll do it live.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, there's there's stuff that we can do. And then
we just need to have a call with our LA office.
And that's how we develop it.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I think we do. We'll do it live a microphone
in the middle Sore Loser's podcast underneath great one shirt.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
That's the sweatshirt right that we remember last time we
needed about five ideas. That's where we got take him
to Aruba. That's where we got coach. We did the
convention T shirt. That's pretty much self explanatory. Just needs
to say convention, you need three or four ideas. I
don't do apparel. We've had people send us in boxes
apparel and we still don't jump forward. We're stuck in
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the past. Most of the people. I learned this from
my pastor.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
He said, like your pastor now, or your pastor when
you were a kid.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Pastor now, he's in the The Romans used to be
stuck in the past. They would look behind eighty percent
and then twenty percent was looking in the forward the
future because they were terrified of what was to come,
so they would always look to the past. Our generation
now is eighty percent in the future and twenty percent
in the past. People are really ain't looking back and
track records and stuff. The sore Losers are ninety nine
(04:14):
percent in the past, one percent in the future. That's
how much foresight we have. We're worse than the Romans.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I am impressed that you actually pay attention when you
go to church.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
It's pretty good and they have a coffee bar there.
It goes hand in hand. It makes you you're thinking
you're hearing a good sermon. You know he's coming down
on you. There's freaking ten thousand people there. Excuse me, Yeah,
you stay home. I guess you're the only person in
the South that doesn't go to church because.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
There's ten thousand people at your church.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
It's in Maka church.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Is it in Nashville? Is or where you live?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Near where I live? That's what I'm saying when I've
given you the explanations of Nashville as ah, it's a
couple million. It's cute, bro. The people live outside of Nashville.
That's where Nashville got seven lanes running by the farm.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
So when you go, do you sit up front? You
sit in the back? Where how do you or is
it like you're getting there right when it's time and
see it to sneak in the back and not being seen.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Baser gets us there twenty minutes early, so we can
sit wherever we want.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
But we're in the you talk to other people in
the congregation.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, we're always They're always saying hi to somebody.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
An a nice this your first time here? No, I'm
I'm a regular here. Oh yeah yeah, I usually sit
over there. Yeah. I usually sit in the left pew,
but the left pew was full.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
There's a guy Baser used to go to Pope John
Paul with and he spotted us and he goes, DMD
or he goes, hey, sorry about that message. I hope
Ray wasn't offended because there was a oh my gosh,
well that's for the big show. He actually called our
big show out.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Oh and I got the.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Audio and everything, and he goes, I hope Ray wasn't offended. Oh, Ray,
he called out the bobby.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
That's awkward. All right, can we start it, dude, I've
started it.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Arnold hit that clip for.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Me, Get it just right.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, yeah, that's where you're hitting Abbey. We don't want
to know about that, dude. That's you.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well, we have new lights here in the studio and
they keep getting bright.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I was so damn bright. I went, whoa, I need
my sunglasses, like I'm big brother sunglasses indoors.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
That is a cool thing to do.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I do like when they do that.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
All right, Arnold, just hit the button. You don't got
to get all sensual with it.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
We're gonna do it live. We are the one two
three sore losers. Say it again, Arnold's what up, everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports. Hold on, Hello, Hi,
this is Dave.
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Speaker 2 (07:36):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh, I accidentally hung up by a mental press too.
Dang it, lunch Boss, you on my blood. All right,
what's up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Genius, y'all, it says. And I'm gonna try and keep
the perfect game. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I live on the north side of Nashville. Meta Broadway
girl took her there. We do have a white picket bench.
Actually those costs some money, and I did just lose
the perfect game by slurring. I believe fences are ten
to twenty thousand dollars. Probably won't get those for a while.
Which is interesting because Beazer says she got signed up
(08:10):
for dog adoption. I said, we don't have a fence.
The dods told me it's a nightmare without a fence.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
WHOA, you're thinking about getting a dog? That's breaking news.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
No, she signed up for the dog adoption. We were
getting a dog, and then we turned down the documents.
We said we don't want to do anymore. We adopted
the paperwork, but never the actual dog.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Did you have a dog picked out like in mine? Really?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
But then I told her we don't have a fence.
I'm telling you got to take the thing on a
leash and they want to run, and it's gonna run
and get hit by a truck and that kind of
doctor it was a doshind or whatever. It's those hounds
that are looked like wiener dogs but they're cute or
all these celebrities have them. It's like adotion in is
what it's called.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Don't know what you're talking about. Don't know what adostion, doution, docxin.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Maybe it's a docsin, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
But so you went picked it out, filled out the
pay work, and then rejected the dog.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Ray you're saying it's called it. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I don't know how you do that. But that's okay.
You don't need to have a fence to have a dog.
Do you have a fence, yes, Ray got a moat.
But I know a lot of people that just put
up one of those invisible fences, like where they bury
it in the ground, so they go over that fence. Ah,
it shocks them.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah, we're just not ready for that. We jumped the
gun a little bit, but yeah, eventually we get a
sheep dog. We live in the country.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I mean, my dog is Waldo's kind of old. So
he wanders to the neighbors a lot. Like we let
him out the front yard sometimes and he just wanders
over and just like goes to their front porch and
thinks that's his house. He's trying to knock on the door.
A couple of times she's had the neighbors had their
door open, and my dog has just walked right in.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
It.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Is it being friendly or you really think it's dementia.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I just think it's being friendly and just maybe different
smells and he starts he starts walking that way and
he goes in the house.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
The dog culture, to me is fascinating and truly remarkable, honestly,
how how open we are in our doors and our
homes to dogs but not to people. Why not allow
a homeless person to sleep at our house. For example,
Baser's mom the neighbor dog. She opens the door, it
comes in and sleeps on the bed and it's the
neighbor dog. It's not even they don't even own it.
So when we go house sit, I say, hey, who's
(10:18):
this random dog that we with? This Benjamin dog that
looks like a freaking Saint Bernard. Who is this thing?
Oh it's the neighbors dog. Yeah, he comes in all
the time. What you feed the neighbor's dog and he
comes and sleeps in your living room? Bizarre? But what
about the guy under the bridge that needs a nice
warm meal? Oh no, no, not me, not me. I'm
not gonna help him, but I'm gonna get a dashed
(10:40):
you know.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Well, here's the problem with the person down street under
the bridge.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
He wants math or a he's all met up.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Then say that they've got more issues than the dogs.
The dogs have very limited issues. Okay, if we're being real,
when you're bringing the homeless guy from underneath the bridge,
there are so many factors that you had to be
careful of with a dog. It's like two things. Is
he gonna bite me? Cool? Not? Is he gonna be
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in the house, that's it? Guy under the bridge? Is
he gonna stab me? Is he gonna murder me? Is
he gonna sexually assault me? Is he gonna kill me?
I mean there's so many Dude, my parents used to
do that. They'll give the shirt off their back to somebody.
We had people who live it with us, which is baffling.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
No, not the foster kid. We just had two random people.
I think they were recovering drug addicts. And we didn't
have an extra bed because our place in Michigan was
a little bit smaller and we had a family of
five and animals and cats and stuff. It just wasn't
enough room. Do they stayed on our property in a
tent and they would just make fires and I think
my mom would drop him off food. Did they live
with us for a whole summer? They painted our house?
(11:52):
But I mean, but then it, you know, it turned
south though, and we learned they weren't cooking food on
the campfire. They were cooking math And Mom, what's that
tar smell? His dad paving the road.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
My mom one time was leaving the gas station by
the house, the good old TechCo. And she pulls up
at the stoplight and she's like, man, I kind of
I think I recognized that lady holding the sign. I
think that lady used to work at the TechCo. And
my mom rolls down the window, Hey, Cindy, what what
(12:26):
are you doing out here. It's gonna be me and
you lunch and she you doing out on the street.
She then goes into her story that she lost her
job because she had to have oral surgery, and then
when she lost her job, she lost her place. So
her and her boyfriend were living in the woods and
(12:47):
my mom was like that, that's not acceptable.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Wait, so they would just with tents, they'd sleep in
the woods. Yes, interesting that both our stories included people
in a tent sleeping in the woods.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
So my mom goes home and gets my dad and
they go back and they pick up Cindy and her boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
They always got one.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
And Cindy and her boyfriend come to my parents' house.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
What did her boyfriend do?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Not sure?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
And Cindy in Sales of the powder kind.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Cindy and her boyfriend came to my parents' house and
my parents let them take showers and fed them dinner.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
And then they head out. Would they ever stay the night? Now?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Then?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
They then they set them on their then they went
and dropped him back off. But it let them take
a shower. Yeah, I think they got to wash their clothes.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
That's nice.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I mean, daddy, see that is crazy though, So you
say about people opening their doors to dogs. My parents
are crazy enough that they see these people in the corner, like, hey, Cindy,
didn't you work at the tech?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Go?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
And then she picked her up, brought her home, let
her shower, let her boyfriend come in there and shower,
fed them, didn and send them on their way.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Dude, Now I don't because of all these bayser would
actually kill me. I used to pick people up back
when I first got my car back in college. I
had never I did have my own car in high school.
I wonder why I became so generous. I don't know.
When I first moved to Texas, it'd be people walking
all the time. There's a lot of people, dude, I
just pick them up and take them. If they're going
five miles here there, pick them up, take them. Never
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did get killed, never got stabbed.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I'm surprised you never got killed. Yeah, I'm shocked, because
that would be weird if you were dead.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
But now there's all these new killing movies and shows.
You don't want to pick somebody up.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
It's just bad news.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yeah, how bad it could turn. How much it's more
known now that you could get in trouble back then
it was just oh, guy down on his luck, let
me pick them up. But I would pick dude. Sometimes
it was college kids. You never realize how appreciative these
people are and kind of blown away. I'd pick them
up just by Texas State. They dude, thank you so much, Dude,
you're the coolest man.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Sometimes you don't realize how appreciative people are and how
much they It's unexpecting.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
People don't expect to ride when you roll up next
to him like, hey, you need a ride. First first
thought is what, and then they're like, oh, maybe, okay,
but you can't like if a chick is walking across campus,
you can't be like, hey, can I give you a ride? No,
only dudes. My parents though, here's the crazy part. They
used to hitchhike across America. See that's crazy, That's what
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I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
We've changed now to where you don't hitchhike anymore and
you don't pick people up. Back in the day, it
was more normal. Why pardon me, I lost the perfect
game again, gave up a hit, But why would people?
It was a nicer It wasn't as known. You didn't
learn about crimes from other states. That's why people would
go state to state and kill and murder because you
could get away with it. Back now, it's all universal.
You see it on tic tac back in the day. Dude,
(15:47):
you just yeah, you know, it's like, what, there's killers
on the road. Yeah, I saw a show about or
now you. Oh yeah, some guy in New York murdered.
But the face of a woman on is for a face?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Oh, he's hitchhiking. Oh is that a truck pulling over
to pick him up? Oh? Oh, that's a serial killer.
Never mind.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
My fault in the sixties though, it was he needs
a ride, pick him up.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
It's a weird, weird times. We're gonna take a break,
and I got stories from the pool man, sad pool
days are coming to a close, but we'll be right back.
It's sad, right. We're in the last week of pool season.
It's going to close up for the winter. You got
one last hurrah. But I was at the pool the
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other day and I saw something that I I don't
know if it's disturbing for me. It was my wife's like,
it's not a big deal, but there was a woman
and she was there with her probably thirteen or fourteen
year old son, and they're swimming and they're in the
(16:52):
kind of shallow end and they were playing go under
the bridge. So the mom was standing there with her
legs spread out.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Out of thirteen to fourteen, the dudes in seventh grade.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
And he is swimming facing up like, he's swimming on
his back, going between his mom's legs. And I'm just like,
that is so weird and creepy and should not be
happening at that age. It is inappropriate for him to
have his goggles on and swimming on his back underneath
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his mom's legs.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Just gave me an idea. I'm doing that and can't
go hell of a game for couples.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Well, hey make the bridge and here she'd be like,
and I would hear the mom go all right, you
ready going to the bridge? Three two one, and he'd
go down and go under her bridge.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Was it a game? Though?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
But what's the game?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Just trying to get out how many times can you
go back and forth under the bridge? But there's no
winner there.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah, and what happens he has he starts losing his
breath and he has to come up, Oh right under
the bridge.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
That's the problem.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
And the fact that he was looking up at the bridge. Yeah,
like that to me was the weirdest part. You're not
supposed to look up at your mom's vagina. I'm sorry, sorry,
mom got you in the pillow. I mean it was
just her and him, just her and him.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yeah, people are weird. What games are y'all playing? Rings?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Ah? We do throw some rings down to the bottom
and like a ring family, What do you mean by that?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
We were always sports. You're always throwing a ball. We
would never my The first time I saw you could
throw rings and dive and do actually like acrobatic stuff
was when I played with my cousins. My dad only
played with the ball. No, you ain't getting no rings.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Here's the problem. My kids aren't tall enough to catch
a ball. They barely stand above the wa I mean
the water is up to their chins. True, So it's
not like they are jumping around. They can barely stand
in the water.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
You're talking about the one that came in here. Yeah,
he can't stand in the water.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
No, he can stand, but it's not like he's just
head and shoulders of the water where he can jump
god and catch a ball, catch a football and dive
and if he misses it, he can swim to it.
We're still in the efancy stage of learning how to swim.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah, I'm talking about kids. I don't even know what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
But you're probably talking when you're like eight nine. There's
a lot of those kids.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
And also how sad and far and not a good
way as our show come. I used to talk about
pool season on the West Side coming to a close,
where we were shotgunning the beers. Justin was knocking out
a thirty rack and we had the girls with the
whale tails and we invented the word floss and Susan
And now we're talking about the community pool and you
and your kids not throwing peach rings anymore. This happened
(19:43):
to our show that was depressing.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Here's the problem. Here's the thing though, I will say
that mom that was playing the game with her son.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, under the bridge carriage, she was hot. So that's
what that just changed it.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
That made it even more awkward to me that she.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
If I go under the golden gate, she.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Had a white bikini on and she's just standing there
all right, going to the bridge. And then he'd swim
back under the bridge and I was just like, I
don't look at this. What is under the bridge?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Honey, I've been totally consumed with this.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
I said, this is very disturbing to watch, and she said, no,
it's a mother and son bonding at the pool. There's
nothing wrong with her.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
She goes under the bridge. She says it out loud.
You're over there, buyer. You walk near her and go well,
London Bridge.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Is falling, falling back London.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Gosh. There were so many opportunities for you to be creepy,
and you controlled yourself. I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
But is that the Golden Gate Bridge? Is that the
Is there another bridge? You know the name of it?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
What are you all playing? Suez Canal?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
That was my trip to the pool. That was my
I was just like, this is so weird and awkward.
I bill gross and I don't know. I don't.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Yeah, I guess that was perfect for the story, but
didn't picture her as hot. I think it's all right.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Now you're okay with it.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I assume she was three hundred pounds. That's what I
in the Theater of the mind, dude, and I thought
about your pool is indoors again? Was it outdoors?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
The pool is outdoor rate.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
I thought the YMCA pool.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yet the community pool is outside like the city pool
does not have indoor pools.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
They don't have indoor pool that's crazy. I almost pictured
opry Land, that sound waves thing they have, and a
big mom there with her kid. She's still working off
the tummy weight and then the kid's going under the bridge.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yeah no, no, she's he's thirteen fourteen night. There's no
tummy wait anymore.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Go ahead and throw up a picture on our Instagram
of her.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I didn't take a picture.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
That would have been big for the site.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Hey, how creepy would that have been? Hey? Snapping a
photo of some random lady at the pool.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I mean, there's worse accounts out there. If that's what
shuts us down, then so be it. Oh you want
an email, Yeah, let me hit it. Hey O.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
The new logo goes hard the pod Coachers longtime listener,
fifth time emailer. I'll hang up and listen after Arnold
gives me a shout out. Much love, Gabriel from the
from Ohio. One of these days I'll make it to
Coaches Convention. No you won't, Gabriel. Everyone always says, one
of these days I'll make it somewhere and you never
(22:18):
make it somewhere. It's sort of like my guy that, hey,
one of these days we're gonna play golf. We ain't
get ever play damn golf. Me and that dude are
never gonna play golf. Uh, Larry, yeah, you and Jerry? Yeah,
Jerry or Larry don't remember. Let me check, dude.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Me and Jerry, me and Justin have turned into that.
We just talk about golf more than we actually go golf.
Why different parts of the city you called it.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
It's hard.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
He's trying to get me to go to the west side.
I always recommend the places on the north.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I did get. I go play golf the other day
and I go into the clubhouse. I'm like, oh, yeah,
just a single see if you can get me in.
The guy's like, oh yeah, we can, we can get you.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
What about your trick? What you hit him with the
golfing for two and then you just say the other
guy canceled.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Well, this was just a walk up. I went, yeah,
you know what, because usually if you if you make
a tea time online and it is Jerry, uh, they
you put two and then you show up with one.
That way you can get a tea time.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
And it looks like you have friends, but you really don't.
But you're able to get the tea time. And then ah,
buddy had to cancel. He's got a power job. Fortune
five hundred, just me today, thanks Beth.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah, last minute. He had something going on. Sorry, he
got called into a meeting.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I don't want to talk about it. Him and his wife,
they had an affair. You hit him with that cots
you coin. He ended up, he got caught. It was
dick out of his pants. They're like, oh, oh my gosh, yes,
it's just me golfing today. You put it on them.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I like it. I'm gonna try it, dud.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
They no longer care that you're just a one person golfing.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I really enjoy that. Hey, I'm gonna do that from
now on every time. I'm gonna book for two and
I'm gonna show up. Oh is your second person here yet? Oh? Actually? Uh?
His wife caught him with another woman this morning? Or uh,
what's another one?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
He got fired this morning from his job, and he thought,
since his severance package is only two weeks, he probably
shouldn't golf.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
He actually, he lost his job yesterday.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
But that's good that you still got your job here
at the tea time area. That's good. Should be happy
here employed.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
And then they're still like, oh, we're still gonna to
charge you for two, sir. No, no, no, no, I
don't think you understand. Oh, hey, is your is your second?
Is your second player coming? Actually gotten a wreck on
the way here? You hit him with no. No, that's
the ultimate one.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
They would feel so bad. He died this morning, but
you're still golfing. You're getting a couple of mickeys from
the freezer.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
That's it. Hey, man's uh is your second gonna make
it today? Actually he's passed? What do you mean? Yeah,
I got I gotta call this morning that he did,
he just didn't wake up. Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. Yeah,
but uh can I pay for just one? Like you're
(25:16):
still gonna play?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Well, well, sir, you're still gonna play through the route?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Well, yeah, Tiger. Tiger would really want me to play
like I'm just like you know how like Brett Favre
goes out and plays when his dad dies, and you
know that's what his dad would want him to do.
I think Tiger would want me to play around the
golf today and I'll take two mickeys you're gonna drink. Also,
he loved Michaelobultra, so I'm just gonna drink a couple
in his honor. Okay, all right, man, that'll be forty
(25:46):
two dollars and uh plus the mickeys, that's forty eight
bucks man.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Coach or you just hit him with just a total
awkward cringe thing you go, uh yeah, his Uh. I
don't want to say kid, because that's just feel his
elderly parent that was living at home walked off. It's
a silver alert. Oh, but I'm gonna play this round
and then I'm gonna go help him find him.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Well, I'm gonna look and see if he's out here.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Like, coach, you totally hit him. Now you're going for
free golf.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Like yeah, so his elderly grandparent, like ninety five, gray hair,
someone call him, looks like a Q tip went out
to like get the newspaper and never came back. So
they've put out a silver alert and I'm gonna check
holes one through eighteen to make sure he's not out here.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Well, I'm actually here for a reason today to golf
because apparently my wife has been one of the people
here that's a member, and I'm heading out on the
course to see if I can can find him.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Coach, you hit him with a crime scene. They're like, oh, yeah, yeah,
you're good. Don't even worry about paying. Just head on out, Coach,
you could put anything in their lap. Crime scene, kid
ran away, wife divorced?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
You not bad? Here we go. Oh is there gonna
be two of you today?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Well?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I actually know us. I was supposed to play with
my boss, but they let me go yesterday. Then they
feel sorry for you, like you're the one that lost
your job, and maybe they give you the free golf.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I like it. And yeah, and my severance package is
running out very soon. But yeah, I should still be
fine today to pay. Is it okay if it's just
me going to hit them with the one person? Oh?
By all means yes, yes, you're good. And I don't
really feel like talking anybody just because of the situation.
Can I just play solo?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah no, Actually you gotta have two to play. But dude,
my dude, my friend died.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Man.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
He goes, sorry, man rules or rules. So I go in,
I say, hey, play around of golf. He goes just
you Yep, he goes all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna
pair you up with wolf Man out there.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Oh, we're back to the real story. Yeah, okay, we
just did fake stories for five minutes. You can't transition
then into a real one without saying we're back to
real life.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
All right, we'll take a break and we'll get back
to real life right after this.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Jeez, all right, ray irl.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Back to real life. So I say, yeah, just me
and any chance you can squeeze a single in. He goes, well, actually,
if you're ready to go, you can. In the next
five minutes, I can pair you up with wolf Man.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
So I'm talking about I'm like, oh.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Cool, cool, and he goes uh and Wolfman already has
a cart. I'm like, no, no, I don't want to ride
with wolf Man.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
So I'm go out there and there's people on the
putting green. I'm trying to look for the guy that
looks like a wolf. Oh, because I'm assuming the guy's
calling him wolf Man because he looks like a wolf.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Arnold, good job with the how thanks man?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
So I do I go Oh, I go over to
the putting green and I just kind of.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Oh, dude's pudding green.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
I was over there is the chipping green, and no
one looks. I'm all right, let me go over this
side of the green. Oh, because I assume Wolfman will
turn around nothing. I go back in. I'm like, hey man,
I don't know which one Wolfman is. I don't see
anybody that looks. I assumed you told me that wolf
Ben because he looks like a wolf. He goes, no,
(29:21):
it's his last name.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
He points to the guy, and I go out there,
Hey man, how's it going? He goes, and I'm Jason.
He goes, I'm wolf Man.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Okay, here we go. Dude with the nickname.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
No, no, just give me your first name. I don't
need to know wolf Nan. That Wolfman is not your
first name, it's your last name. So we end up
having to share a cart. He goes, you mind driving?
He's like, no, I don't mind driving. All right, I'll
drive the damn cart. This is gonna be an awkward
four hours. Here we go, Wolfman. Dude, I haven't done it.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
I think when they make you share the cart, it's
so stupid because you're both paying for carts.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
You're paying for carts and I don't know this, dude,
I don't know his hygiene. I don't know what he's like.
What if he's a raging, you know, lunatic who gets
really pissed off. It's punching the cart when he makes
a bad shot, or he likes to drive really fast
and crash into which I don't need to be in
a cart with this dude. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Only on the golf course.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Only on the golf course. They force you to just
get with a random stranger or the brothel.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Like if a woman goes to a coffee, Oh, yeah,
you're gonna be sitting right next to that girl. Yeah,
you guys are just side by side and chairs at coffee.
What I'll go walk and drink, Michael.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Can I get a table for one at this restaurant?
Oh yeah, you're gonna share with that guy over there,
since he's already a four top, and we'll make it
a two top. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
The guy with the headphones, the laptop, computer, yep, and
all those uh yeah, and all the papers, newspapers. Yeah,
that guy, you're with him, You sit with him, so
all right, cool? All right, man, I forgot what they
called dude. I haven't read a newspaper in ten years.
My bad.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
It's on the internet.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Now, folks, I've seen one of those things rolled up
with a bunch of news on it in a while.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Yeah, I'll tell you that. My my kid's favorite hobby now,
like they enjoy like when we go for a walk
or a bike ride, is if they have a newspaper
in front of someone's house, they like to throw it
up towards the door. So my four year old the
other day, we're doing it and he goes, dadd I,
can I throw this one? Can I throw this one?
I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's fine, and he picks it
(31:21):
up and he I mean, a four year old has
no damn idea where it's.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Going, right, flings it except for Jackson Holiday and these
massive bushes, massive bushes, no way they're getting that news.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
And I'm like, oh my god, I gotta go in
the bushes and try to find it. I gotta go
in the bushes to try to find it. So I'm
up in these people's bushes and I'm like, I can
see they have like a little ring doorbell camera, so
there's no doubt they're watching me on the ring doorbell camera.
There's no cars in the driveway, uh, And I'm like,
I gotta figure this out, and I'm in the bushes
(31:55):
looking and looking. I spend ten minutes. I can't find
the name of that.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
That's where you've done went too far.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
But they obviously have my kid on camera flinging the
newspaper into the bushes.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
I thought you were gonna say it broke a potted plant.
That's when you leave.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
No, that's on the game paper boy. Yes, and so
I finally I never get I found that, didn't find
the newspaper. I just left.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Dude. Newspapers, man, I always love Texas State USA Today's
were free there.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Ah USA Today. That's what my mom used to deliver.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Dude, you go into the lobby, uh Commons, I don't
know something right there, they'd always have stack of fifty
of them.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Get it.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Every day I'd read the USA Today. That's why I
am and who I am today.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
I mean, that's what I used to do. When my
mom would let us be special special days. We could
wake up early with her, at like two in the morning,
and we'd go and we'd wrap the USA Today and
slide them into that plastic bag, and then we'd sit
on top of the newspapers, barely enough room between the
newspapers and the roof, and we'd sit there and she'd
let us throw them out the windows. She'd delivered newspapers
(32:52):
so awesome.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Can't tell you how jealous I was my friend in
elementary school. He lived in the city, so he delivered newspapers.
I lived in the country, so we weren't allowed to
be the newspaper people. So jealous of him. You got
to wake up every day at six am, ball out
for an hour and a half, and then we would
all just schlep into school. And I hated him for
being the one that got up the earliest. And I said,
for the rest of my life, I'll never let somebody
get up earlier than me. And I proved that over.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Guess what you were worried about is who was going
to be the earliest to wake up. Yeah, that sounds
like the worst damn thing ever.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Dude, that was fomo before there was fomo. I didn't
realize it, but I was experiencing fomo.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
It's like in college when I had an eight am class,
I was like, this is terrible. Why am I getting
up so early? Awful? So stupid.
Speaker 6 (33:36):
Hey, Sarah, I gotta go to biology. Let me sneak
in some anatomy quick. You care if I study?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
And I'm going pajama pants to my eight am class
with a glass of milk, a pop tart, walk across campus,
go to English class at eight am. It was miserable.
I was like, this is so dumb.
Speaker 6 (33:55):
Hey, Jessica, I got an anatomy quiz the day, you
care if I do some hands on experience.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Then in the summer, I got a job as an
orientation leader and we had to be there at seven am.
And I was like, what the is this? This is
so stupid getting up so damn early. I hate getting
up early. So then I get this job and.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
I say, when do you smash cut to when you're
on a morning smash cut?
Speaker 1 (34:18):
I get up and I gotta be up at four
damn am. I'm like what in the world. I'm like,
what I would take to go back to having an
eight am class? Now, I'd be like, oh my god,
this is so late.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
Hey Jessica, it's the crack of noon. Time to get
up for class.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Oh messure ass up?
Speaker 2 (34:36):
So back to Wolfman. Back to Wolfman, back at my
Theater of the Mind. I was back in college.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yeah, So I mean we get to the first team,
trying to talk to wolf Man. Man, how's it going today? Good? Oh, okay,
so that's gonna be a long day, just kind of
talking to him, and I would after every time he
hit a good shot, I'm.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Like, oh, were there a lot of ouh?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
He was pretty goo off the drive, but after that
it was pretty I mean it was rough. He could
hit the ball a long way on the driver, but
not anything else.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
But I'd say, take him to the chipping Green. I'll
whip him into shape one summer.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
I gotta be honest. Ended up being a pleasant round.
Wolfman was in the military. Uh. He was from South Carolina.
He was just doing a little training here for three
weeks and then he was going to be going to Germany.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah. Wolfman was a real nice dude. He just he
decided he had been doing something in the military for
like four years. He's like, man, I just wanted to
change my I don't know if they call it career discipline.
I don't know exactly what it was. But he was
training right here in Murphysboro.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
What the hell is he going to do in Germany?
Put down a stein?
Speaker 1 (35:43):
No, he had a buddy that was stationed in Germany
and said, dude, it's awesome over here. You gotta come.
And so he put in the papers to request to
get moved to Germany, and he did, and I said, oh, man,
you're gonna take the golf clubs. He goes, oh, my
number one rule is if they're gonna move me somewhere
the military, I tell him I got to be able
to take my golf clubs.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
And I heard those women in Germany they submit to
their husbands. Really, Ray, they're obedient.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Ray, they're dutiful, they're obedient, obedient.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
I've been telling my wife she needs to be more
of a dutiful wife.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Really, she needs to be more of a trad wife.
What's that traditional wife?
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Morgan's in here about to kill us.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Trad wife they're the ones that cook, clean, they do everything,
and they succumb to their husband.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Not anymore. I'm like, my wife's like, hey, have you
seen my Stanley? Yeah, it's in the kitchen. Did you
just tell me to kid in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
No, I would.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Never tell you to do that. In twenty twenty four,
I'll get it in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Unless you're Harrison Bucker. He would say that he would
say that. But yeah, So I had a pleasant round
with wolf Man. Dude. I thought he was going to
be very awkward and terrible, but ended up being a
good eighteen nice guy.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Happened before I was with a ninety year old guy
one time learned he was a lawyer. He even made
jokes where he'd say, hey, if you hit those old
ladies to give you a hundred bucks's funny, hilarious.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
And you never knew that was gonna happen until you
were meeting him.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
I gotta be honest. Wolf Men didn't make any jokes.
I mean he won the comedy type. I mean he
didn't have that great of a personality, but he did
enjoy Oh he's like, after the throw hole, he goes,
you really gonna do that every hole?
Speaker 2 (37:16):
After?
Speaker 4 (37:17):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (37:18):
After the round? Did you salute him no and play
him this gets Did you ask his thoughts on that? Nah?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
I didn't ask him any of that. I didn't ask
him his thoughts on much.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
You guys didn't talk politics or the country, no religion, no,
just talked about life in the military and how he
loved it. He really enjoyed it, thought it was really great,
and I just wanted something different. I was ready to
get out of South Carolina. That is what he told me.
I heard when they go on to like certain places,
they can just get them prostitutes. Ask him about that.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
I did, and well, he'd never been out of the
United States. He was going to Germany.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
That's why, you know.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
They do it differently there.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
I have no experience. I don't know. I've not talked
to any military members that have been getting prostitute. Usually
when I talk to military members, my first question is not, hey,
have you guys ever got a prostituteude.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
I just feel like some of them. I know, I
have family members that are in the military, and when
you go to some of these cities, they don't have
the rules and laws that we have here, and you
have weekends off, we just go get schlit faced prostitute.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Okay, we got another email. Speaking for all the Spanish
speaking decent people, the proper way to pronounce dozer is
el dozer lunch. I feel your pain. When they announced
Chris Paul going to the Spurs, I thought you were
overreacting a little bit until they announced that my team,
the Denver Nuggets, are getting Russell Westbrook. They are the
same player in my point of view, annoying and dirty.
(38:52):
One thing that he does have is he gives one
hundred percent effort. Keep up the good lifestyle stories. Danny
the electrician from Colorado, I know he was an electrician one.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
We forgot enough of the tractors too. We did get feedback.
People can hear the podcast louder in their tractors. So
that's goodness.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
All right, here we go, Yo coachers. It's been a
while since we last spoke. I first wanted to say lunch,
you were right. The Yankees suck. And now here's the
bad news. I got arrested again drinking in public and
public urination. It was just one of those nights Yankees lost.
I had too many corps lattes, and I really don't
remember much at all. I know that I was in
a cell surrounded by a bunch of other drunks. All
(39:34):
I can say is that the Yankees better wake up.
I might die from alcohol poisoning if they don't. Thanks, guys,
and we love you. Don't listen to the haters. I'll
hang up and listen. Marco from the Bronx.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Oh, I don't even know if that was real, fake
sad to cry happy?
Speaker 1 (39:49):
What was that? I don't know. I'm not quite sure
if it was real.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
He's worse off than some of the people we talked
about foreshadowing before the entire podcast about being homeless. Yeah,
it's amazing what alcohol make you do. Marco could be
have the best electricians job ever. Is he the electrician
or did I blend No?
Speaker 1 (40:08):
That was two emails together. Man, Danny was the electrician
from Colorado. Marco was from the Bronx.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
So Marco does trash collecting in the Bronx. I have
no idea or rat pass control. My point is this
alcohol makes you get in the street and piss, similar
to a person down on their luck. It's the alcohol
is one of the most unbelievable equalizers on this planet.
And I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
That was deep man. Yeah, alright, have a great day.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
We're out.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Hey, I need to take a nap. Ray you have
a wonderful day.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
And on that note, I'm not drinking this weekend.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Yeah that's rap. That's a rap man. Good job man,
I'm tired. Yeah, that's rough.
All right, here we go. You ready? Yo? All right?
I can't oh, I hear you. Hey, dude, I'm gonna
tell you what. Something has happened in this studio. But
my headphones have been working for months. I have not
had anything to complain about. It feels good. Well, Hey,
and I love your shirt USA, USA.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, it's the country we live in.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
The Olympics have come and gone.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Dude. Yeah, but our pride and our passports and identification
cards all come from this place. That's why we should
probably should port it.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
That's great, all right, you want to start it, dude?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Arnold, what's up?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Oh? Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I just want to hear I'm want to read you.
An email says, hey losers, I'm fourteen and just had
leg surgery. I've been listening since the beginning with my
older brother. I speak for all the truckers out there
when I say we miss Arnold. We need more Arnold.
Tell Arnold to get off Aruba with Abby and pull up.
(01:00):
I'll hang up and listen Arnold's secret lover. That's from Hudson.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Dude. I can't believe that I went to a Aruba
for the honeymoon. I don't can't say that I'd ever
go there again. It was kind of expensive. I'm glad
my parents paid for it. But then that's where the
joke came in our merch that says, take me to
a Ruba.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
That nobody bought. Yeah, we really need new merch. We've
really got to design something. People are clamoring for more merch.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I've never seen something where it's in such demand. I mean,
you go to a rundown, I don't want to use
a store of the stone business. So Dolly go to Memphis.
Dollar City. So there's Dollar Tree in Dollar General. I
love both those, but Dollar City made that up. At
Dollar City.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
They made up Dollar City, no shit.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
So they have deals there and nobody wants it because
it's Dollar City. It's complete crap. Nobody wants anything bargain
basement at that store. But us. We have the demand
from the people that want stuff from us, and we
don't give it to them.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
So it's the opposite a Dollar City is what I
was trying to get at.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Every day. I'm like, oh, we should design new March.
We should design New March. And guess what, we never
damn do design new merch.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
And what I've learned now from seeing and there's people
on these reality shows where swimsuit line, Oh nice. This
girl on Summerhouse design a swimsuit line.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Oh big brother. Last season she was designing a she
was a swimsuit designer.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
And I thought, Oh, that's cool. It's for this summer. No,
you got to do stuff a year ahead. It's like
seasons and stuff. Her swimsuit lines in twenty twenty five,
so they're already planning seasons ahead. We need to have
stuff for not this summer, but for fall or actually
falls too soon. We need to start creating stuff for spring.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
No, we need to have stuff for winter. We got
to do winter jacket.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
We miss winter. Winter's over.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I hate saying no one would buy a winter jacket
that says sort losers on it. I mean that would
be the biggest waste of time. But we could come
out with the sweatshirt just in time for winter.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
And I believe the sayings sell themself. Maybe there's some
more arnold something we could put in there.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I think we'll do it live.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, there's there's stuff that we can do. And then
we just need to have a call with our LA office.
And that's how we develop it.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I think we do. We'll do it live a microphone
in the middle Sore Loser's podcast underneath great one shirt.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
That's the sweatshirt right that we remember last time we
needed about five ideas. That's where we got take him
to Aruba. That's where we got coach. We did the
convention T shirt. That's pretty much self explanatory. Just needs
to say convention, you need three or four ideas. I
don't do apparel. We've had people send us in boxes
apparel and we still don't jump forward. We're stuck in
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the past. Most of the people. I learned this from
my pastor.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
He said, like your pastor now, or your pastor when
you were a kid.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Pastor now, he's in the The Romans used to be
stuck in the past. They would look behind eighty percent
and then twenty percent was looking in the forward the
future because they were terrified of what was to come,
so they would always look to the past. Our generation
now is eighty percent in the future and twenty percent
in the past. People are really ain't looking back and
track records and stuff. The sore Losers are ninety nine
(04:14):
percent in the past, one percent in the future. That's
how much foresight we have. We're worse than the Romans.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I am impressed that you actually pay attention when you
go to church.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
It's pretty good and they have a coffee bar there.
It goes hand in hand. It makes you you're thinking
you're hearing a good sermon. You know he's coming down
on you. There's freaking ten thousand people there. Excuse me, Yeah,
you stay home. I guess you're the only person in
the South that doesn't go to church because.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
There's ten thousand people at your church.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
It's in Maka church.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Is it in Nashville? Is or where you live?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Near where I live? That's what I'm saying when I've
given you the explanations of Nashville as ah, it's a
couple million. It's cute, bro. The people live outside of Nashville.
That's where Nashville got seven lanes running by the farm.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
So when you go, do you sit up front? You
sit in the back? Where how do you or is
it like you're getting there right when it's time and
see it to sneak in the back and not being seen.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Baser gets us there twenty minutes early, so we can
sit wherever we want.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
But we're in the you talk to other people in
the congregation.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, we're always They're always saying hi to somebody.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
An a nice this your first time here? No, I'm
I'm a regular here. Oh yeah yeah, I usually sit
over there. Yeah. I usually sit in the left pew,
but the left pew was full.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
There's a guy Baser used to go to Pope John
Paul with and he spotted us and he goes, DMD
or he goes, hey, sorry about that message. I hope
Ray wasn't offended because there was a oh my gosh,
well that's for the big show. He actually called our
big show out.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Oh and I got the.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Audio and everything, and he goes, I hope Ray wasn't offended. Oh, Ray,
he called out the bobby.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
That's awkward. All right, can we start it, dude, I've
started it.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Arnold hit that clip for.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Me, Get it just right.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, yeah, that's where you're hitting Abbey. We don't want
to know about that, dude. That's you.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well, we have new lights here in the studio and
they keep getting bright.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I was so damn bright. I went, whoa, I need
my sunglasses, like I'm big brother sunglasses indoors.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
That is a cool thing to do.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I do like when they do that.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
All right, Arnold, just hit the button. You don't got
to get all sensual with it.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
We're gonna do it live. We are the one two
three sore losers. Say it again, Arnold's what up, everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports. Hold on, Hello, Hi,
this is Dave.
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Speaker 2 (07:36):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh, I accidentally hung up by a mental press too.
Dang it, lunch Boss, you on my blood. All right,
what's up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Genius, y'all, it says. And I'm gonna try and keep
the perfect game. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I live on the north side of Nashville. Meta Broadway
girl took her there. We do have a white picket bench.
Actually those costs some money, and I did just lose
the perfect game by slurring. I believe fences are ten
to twenty thousand dollars. Probably won't get those for a while.
Which is interesting because Beazer says she got signed up
(08:10):
for dog adoption. I said, we don't have a fence.
The dods told me it's a nightmare without a fence.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
WHOA, you're thinking about getting a dog? That's breaking news.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
No, she signed up for the dog adoption. We were
getting a dog, and then we turned down the documents.
We said we don't want to do anymore. We adopted
the paperwork, but never the actual dog.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Did you have a dog picked out like in mine? Really?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
But then I told her we don't have a fence.
I'm telling you got to take the thing on a
leash and they want to run, and it's gonna run
and get hit by a truck and that kind of
doctor it was a doshind or whatever. It's those hounds
that are looked like wiener dogs but they're cute or
all these celebrities have them. It's like adotion in is
what it's called.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Don't know what you're talking about. Don't know what adostion, doution, docxin.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Maybe it's a docsin, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
But so you went picked it out, filled out the
pay work, and then rejected the dog.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Ray you're saying it's called it. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I don't know how you do that. But that's okay.
You don't need to have a fence to have a dog.
Do you have a fence, yes, Ray got a moat.
But I know a lot of people that just put
up one of those invisible fences, like where they bury
it in the ground, so they go over that fence. Ah,
it shocks them.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah, we're just not ready for that. We jumped the
gun a little bit, but yeah, eventually we get a
sheep dog. We live in the country.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I mean, my dog is Waldo's kind of old. So
he wanders to the neighbors a lot. Like we let
him out the front yard sometimes and he just wanders
over and just like goes to their front porch and
thinks that's his house. He's trying to knock on the door.
A couple of times she's had the neighbors had their
door open, and my dog has just walked right in.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
It.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Is it being friendly or you really think it's dementia.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I just think it's being friendly and just maybe different
smells and he starts he starts walking that way and
he goes in the house.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
The dog culture, to me is fascinating and truly remarkable, honestly,
how how open we are in our doors and our
homes to dogs but not to people. Why not allow
a homeless person to sleep at our house. For example,
Baser's mom the neighbor dog. She opens the door, it
comes in and sleeps on the bed and it's the
neighbor dog. It's not even they don't even own it.
So when we go house sit, I say, hey, who's
(10:18):
this random dog that we with? This Benjamin dog that
looks like a freaking Saint Bernard. Who is this thing?
Oh it's the neighbors dog. Yeah, he comes in all
the time. What you feed the neighbor's dog and he
comes and sleeps in your living room? Bizarre? But what
about the guy under the bridge that needs a nice
warm meal? Oh no, no, not me, not me. I'm
not gonna help him, but I'm gonna get a dashed
(10:40):
you know.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Well, here's the problem with the person down street under
the bridge.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
He wants math or a he's all met up.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Then say that they've got more issues than the dogs.
The dogs have very limited issues. Okay, if we're being real,
when you're bringing the homeless guy from underneath the bridge,
there are so many factors that you had to be
careful of with a dog. It's like two things. Is
he gonna bite me? Cool? Not? Is he gonna be
(11:08):
in the house, that's it? Guy under the bridge? Is
he gonna stab me? Is he gonna murder me? Is
he gonna sexually assault me? Is he gonna kill me?
I mean there's so many Dude, my parents used to
do that. They'll give the shirt off their back to somebody.
We had people who live it with us, which is baffling.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
No, not the foster kid. We just had two random people.
I think they were recovering drug addicts. And we didn't
have an extra bed because our place in Michigan was
a little bit smaller and we had a family of
five and animals and cats and stuff. It just wasn't
enough room. Do they stayed on our property in a
tent and they would just make fires and I think
my mom would drop him off food. Did they live
with us for a whole summer? They painted our house?
(11:52):
But I mean, but then it, you know, it turned
south though, and we learned they weren't cooking food on
the campfire. They were cooking math And Mom, what's that
tar smell? His dad paving the road.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
My mom one time was leaving the gas station by
the house, the good old TechCo. And she pulls up
at the stoplight and she's like, man, I kind of
I think I recognized that lady holding the sign. I
think that lady used to work at the TechCo. And
my mom rolls down the window, Hey, Cindy, what what
(12:26):
are you doing out here. It's gonna be me and
you lunch and she you doing out on the street.
She then goes into her story that she lost her
job because she had to have oral surgery, and then
when she lost her job, she lost her place. So
her and her boyfriend were living in the woods and
(12:47):
my mom was like that, that's not acceptable.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Wait, so they would just with tents, they'd sleep in
the woods. Yes, interesting that both our stories included people
in a tent sleeping in the woods.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
So my mom goes home and gets my dad and
they go back and they pick up Cindy and her boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
They always got one.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
And Cindy and her boyfriend come to my parents' house.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
What did her boyfriend do?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Not sure?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
And Cindy in Sales of the powder kind.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Cindy and her boyfriend came to my parents' house and
my parents let them take showers and fed them dinner.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
And then they head out. Would they ever stay the night? Now?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Then?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
They then they set them on their then they went
and dropped him back off. But it let them take
a shower. Yeah, I think they got to wash their clothes.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
That's nice.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I mean, daddy, see that is crazy though, So you
say about people opening their doors to dogs. My parents
are crazy enough that they see these people in the corner, like, hey, Cindy,
didn't you work at the tech?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Go?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
And then she picked her up, brought her home, let
her shower, let her boyfriend come in there and shower,
fed them, didn and send them on their way.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Dude, Now I don't because of all these bayser would
actually kill me. I used to pick people up back
when I first got my car back in college. I
had never I did have my own car in high school.
I wonder why I became so generous. I don't know.
When I first moved to Texas, it'd be people walking
all the time. There's a lot of people, dude, I
just pick them up and take them. If they're going
five miles here there, pick them up, take them. Never
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did get killed, never got stabbed.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I'm surprised you never got killed. Yeah, I'm shocked, because
that would be weird if you were dead.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
But now there's all these new killing movies and shows.
You don't want to pick somebody up.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
It's just bad news.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yeah, how bad it could turn. How much it's more
known now that you could get in trouble back then
it was just oh, guy down on his luck, let
me pick them up. But I would pick dude. Sometimes
it was college kids. You never realize how appreciative these
people are and kind of blown away. I'd pick them
up just by Texas State. They dude, thank you so much, Dude,
you're the coolest man.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Sometimes you don't realize how appreciative people are and how
much they It's unexpecting.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
People don't expect to ride when you roll up next
to him like, hey, you need a ride. First first
thought is what, and then they're like, oh, maybe, okay,
but you can't like if a chick is walking across campus,
you can't be like, hey, can I give you a ride? No,
only dudes. My parents though, here's the crazy part. They
used to hitchhike across America. See that's crazy, That's what
(15:24):
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
We've changed now to where you don't hitchhike anymore and
you don't pick people up. Back in the day, it
was more normal. Why pardon me, I lost the perfect
game again, gave up a hit, But why would people?
It was a nicer It wasn't as known. You didn't
learn about crimes from other states. That's why people would
go state to state and kill and murder because you
could get away with it. Back now, it's all universal.
You see it on tic tac back in the day. Dude,
(15:47):
you just yeah, you know, it's like, what, there's killers
on the road. Yeah, I saw a show about or
now you. Oh yeah, some guy in New York murdered.
But the face of a woman on is for a face?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Oh, he's hitchhiking. Oh is that a truck pulling over
to pick him up? Oh? Oh, that's a serial killer.
Never mind.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
My fault in the sixties though, it was he needs
a ride, pick him up.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
It's a weird, weird times. We're gonna take a break,
and I got stories from the pool man, sad pool
days are coming to a close, but we'll be right back.
It's sad, right. We're in the last week of pool season.
It's going to close up for the winter. You got
one last hurrah. But I was at the pool the
(16:31):
other day and I saw something that I I don't
know if it's disturbing for me. It was my wife's like,
it's not a big deal, but there was a woman
and she was there with her probably thirteen or fourteen
year old son, and they're swimming and they're in the
(16:52):
kind of shallow end and they were playing go under
the bridge. So the mom was standing there with her
legs spread out.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Out of thirteen to fourteen, the dudes in seventh grade.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
And he is swimming facing up like, he's swimming on
his back, going between his mom's legs. And I'm just like,
that is so weird and creepy and should not be
happening at that age. It is inappropriate for him to
have his goggles on and swimming on his back underneath
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his mom's legs.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Just gave me an idea. I'm doing that and can't
go hell of a game for couples.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Well, hey make the bridge and here she'd be like,
and I would hear the mom go all right, you
ready going to the bridge? Three two one, and he'd
go down and go under her bridge.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Was it a game? Though?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
But what's the game?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Just trying to get out how many times can you
go back and forth under the bridge? But there's no
winner there.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah, and what happens he has he starts losing his
breath and he has to come up, Oh right under
the bridge.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
That's the problem.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
And the fact that he was looking up at the bridge. Yeah,
like that to me was the weirdest part. You're not
supposed to look up at your mom's vagina. I'm sorry, sorry,
mom got you in the pillow. I mean it was
just her and him, just her and him.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yeah, people are weird. What games are y'all playing? Rings?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Ah? We do throw some rings down to the bottom
and like a ring family, What do you mean by that?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
We were always sports. You're always throwing a ball. We
would never my The first time I saw you could
throw rings and dive and do actually like acrobatic stuff
was when I played with my cousins. My dad only
played with the ball. No, you ain't getting no rings.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Here's the problem. My kids aren't tall enough to catch
a ball. They barely stand above the wa I mean
the water is up to their chins. True, So it's
not like they are jumping around. They can barely stand
in the water.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
You're talking about the one that came in here. Yeah,
he can't stand in the water.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
No, he can stand, but it's not like he's just
head and shoulders of the water where he can jump
god and catch a ball, catch a football and dive
and if he misses it, he can swim to it.
We're still in the efancy stage of learning how to swim.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah, I'm talking about kids. I don't even know what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
But you're probably talking when you're like eight nine. There's
a lot of those kids.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
And also how sad and far and not a good
way as our show come. I used to talk about
pool season on the West Side coming to a close,
where we were shotgunning the beers. Justin was knocking out
a thirty rack and we had the girls with the
whale tails and we invented the word floss and Susan
And now we're talking about the community pool and you
and your kids not throwing peach rings anymore. This happened
(19:43):
to our show that was depressing.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Here's the problem. Here's the thing though, I will say
that mom that was playing the game with her son.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, under the bridge carriage, she was hot. So that's
what that just changed it.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
That made it even more awkward to me that she.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
If I go under the golden gate, she.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Had a white bikini on and she's just standing there
all right, going to the bridge. And then he'd swim
back under the bridge and I was just like, I
don't look at this. What is under the bridge?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Honey, I've been totally consumed with this.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
I said, this is very disturbing to watch, and she said, no,
it's a mother and son bonding at the pool. There's
nothing wrong with her.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
She goes under the bridge. She says it out loud.
You're over there, buyer. You walk near her and go well,
London Bridge.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Is falling, falling back London.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Gosh. There were so many opportunities for you to be creepy,
and you controlled yourself. I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
But is that the Golden Gate Bridge? Is that the
Is there another bridge? You know the name of it?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
What are you all playing? Suez Canal?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
That was my trip to the pool. That was my
I was just like, this is so weird and awkward.
I bill gross and I don't know. I don't.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Yeah, I guess that was perfect for the story, but
didn't picture her as hot. I think it's all right.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Now you're okay with it.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I assume she was three hundred pounds. That's what I
in the Theater of the mind, dude, and I thought
about your pool is indoors again? Was it outdoors?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
The pool is outdoor rate.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
I thought the YMCA pool.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yet the community pool is outside like the city pool
does not have indoor pools.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
They don't have indoor pool that's crazy. I almost pictured
opry Land, that sound waves thing they have, and a
big mom there with her kid. She's still working off
the tummy weight and then the kid's going under the bridge.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yeah no, no, she's he's thirteen fourteen night. There's no
tummy wait anymore.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Go ahead and throw up a picture on our Instagram
of her.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I didn't take a picture.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
That would have been big for the site.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Hey, how creepy would that have been? Hey? Snapping a
photo of some random lady at the pool.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I mean, there's worse accounts out there. If that's what
shuts us down, then so be it. Oh you want
an email, Yeah, let me hit it. Hey O.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
The new logo goes hard the pod Coachers longtime listener,
fifth time emailer. I'll hang up and listen after Arnold
gives me a shout out. Much love, Gabriel from the
from Ohio. One of these days I'll make it to
Coaches Convention. No you won't, Gabriel. Everyone always says, one
of these days I'll make it somewhere and you never
(22:18):
make it somewhere. It's sort of like my guy that, hey,
one of these days we're gonna play golf. We ain't
get ever play damn golf. Me and that dude are
never gonna play golf. Uh, Larry, yeah, you and Jerry? Yeah,
Jerry or Larry don't remember. Let me check, dude.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Me and Jerry, me and Justin have turned into that.
We just talk about golf more than we actually go golf.
Why different parts of the city you called it.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
It's hard.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
He's trying to get me to go to the west side.
I always recommend the places on the north.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I did get. I go play golf the other day
and I go into the clubhouse. I'm like, oh, yeah,
just a single see if you can get me in.
The guy's like, oh yeah, we can, we can get you.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
What about your trick? What you hit him with the
golfing for two and then you just say the other
guy canceled.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Well, this was just a walk up. I went, yeah,
you know what, because usually if you if you make
a tea time online and it is Jerry, uh, they
you put two and then you show up with one.
That way you can get a tea time.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
And it looks like you have friends, but you really don't.
But you're able to get the tea time. And then ah,
buddy had to cancel. He's got a power job. Fortune
five hundred, just me today, thanks Beth.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah, last minute. He had something going on. Sorry, he
got called into a meeting.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I don't want to talk about it. Him and his wife,
they had an affair. You hit him with that cots
you coin. He ended up, he got caught. It was
dick out of his pants. They're like, oh, oh my gosh, yes,
it's just me golfing today. You put it on them.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I like it. I'm gonna try it, dud.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
They no longer care that you're just a one person golfing.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I really enjoy that. Hey, I'm gonna do that from
now on every time. I'm gonna book for two and
I'm gonna show up. Oh is your second person here yet? Oh? Actually? Uh?
His wife caught him with another woman this morning? Or uh,
what's another one?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
He got fired this morning from his job, and he thought,
since his severance package is only two weeks, he probably
shouldn't golf.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
He actually, he lost his job yesterday.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
But that's good that you still got your job here
at the tea time area. That's good. Should be happy
here employed.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
And then they're still like, oh, we're still gonna to
charge you for two, sir. No, no, no, no, I
don't think you understand. Oh, hey, is your is your second?
Is your second player coming? Actually gotten a wreck on
the way here? You hit him with no. No, that's
the ultimate one.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
They would feel so bad. He died this morning, but
you're still golfing. You're getting a couple of mickeys from
the freezer.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
That's it. Hey, man's uh is your second gonna make
it today? Actually he's passed? What do you mean? Yeah,
I got I gotta call this morning that he did,
he just didn't wake up. Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. Yeah,
but uh can I pay for just one? Like you're
(25:16):
still gonna play?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Well, well, sir, you're still gonna play through the route?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Well, yeah, Tiger. Tiger would really want me to play
like I'm just like you know how like Brett Favre
goes out and plays when his dad dies, and you
know that's what his dad would want him to do.
I think Tiger would want me to play around the
golf today and I'll take two mickeys you're gonna drink. Also,
he loved Michaelobultra, so I'm just gonna drink a couple
in his honor. Okay, all right, man, that'll be forty
(25:46):
two dollars and uh plus the mickeys, that's forty eight
bucks man.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Coach or you just hit him with just a total
awkward cringe thing you go, uh yeah, his Uh. I
don't want to say kid, because that's just feel his
elderly parent that was living at home walked off. It's
a silver alert. Oh, but I'm gonna play this round
and then I'm gonna go help him find him.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Well, I'm gonna look and see if he's out here.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Like, coach, you totally hit him. Now you're going for
free golf.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Like yeah, so his elderly grandparent, like ninety five, gray hair,
someone call him, looks like a Q tip went out
to like get the newspaper and never came back. So
they've put out a silver alert and I'm gonna check
holes one through eighteen to make sure he's not out here.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Well, I'm actually here for a reason today to golf
because apparently my wife has been one of the people
here that's a member, and I'm heading out on the
course to see if I can can find him.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Coach, you hit him with a crime scene. They're like, oh, yeah, yeah,
you're good. Don't even worry about paying. Just head on out, Coach,
you could put anything in their lap. Crime scene, kid
ran away, wife divorced?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
You not bad? Here we go. Oh is there gonna
be two of you today?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Well?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I actually know us. I was supposed to play with
my boss, but they let me go yesterday. Then they
feel sorry for you, like you're the one that lost
your job, and maybe they give you the free golf.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I like it. And yeah, and my severance package is
running out very soon. But yeah, I should still be
fine today to pay. Is it okay if it's just
me going to hit them with the one person? Oh?
By all means yes, yes, you're good. And I don't
really feel like talking anybody just because of the situation.
Can I just play solo?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah no, Actually you gotta have two to play. But dude,
my dude, my friend died.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Man.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
He goes, sorry, man rules or rules. So I go in,
I say, hey, play around of golf. He goes just
you Yep, he goes all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna
pair you up with wolf Man out there.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Oh, we're back to the real story. Yeah, okay, we
just did fake stories for five minutes. You can't transition
then into a real one without saying we're back to
real life.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
All right, we'll take a break and we'll get back
to real life right after this.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Jeez, all right, ray irl.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Back to real life. So I say, yeah, just me
and any chance you can squeeze a single in. He goes, well, actually,
if you're ready to go, you can. In the next
five minutes, I can pair you up with wolf Man.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
So I'm talking about I'm like, oh.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Cool, cool, and he goes uh and Wolfman already has
a cart. I'm like, no, no, I don't want to ride
with wolf Man.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
So I'm go out there and there's people on the
putting green. I'm trying to look for the guy that
looks like a wolf. Oh, because I'm assuming the guy's
calling him wolf Man because he looks like a wolf.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Arnold, good job with the how thanks man?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
So I do I go Oh, I go over to
the putting green and I just kind of.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Oh, dude's pudding green.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
I was over there is the chipping green, and no
one looks. I'm all right, let me go over this
side of the green. Oh, because I assume Wolfman will
turn around nothing. I go back in. I'm like, hey man,
I don't know which one Wolfman is. I don't see
anybody that looks. I assumed you told me that wolf
Ben because he looks like a wolf. He goes, no,
(29:21):
it's his last name.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
He points to the guy, and I go out there,
Hey man, how's it going? He goes, and I'm Jason.
He goes, I'm wolf Man.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Okay, here we go. Dude with the nickname.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
No, no, just give me your first name. I don't
need to know wolf Nan. That Wolfman is not your
first name, it's your last name. So we end up
having to share a cart. He goes, you mind driving?
He's like, no, I don't mind driving. All right, I'll
drive the damn cart. This is gonna be an awkward
four hours. Here we go, Wolfman. Dude, I haven't done it.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
I think when they make you share the cart, it's
so stupid because you're both paying for carts.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
You're paying for carts and I don't know this, dude,
I don't know his hygiene. I don't know what he's like.
What if he's a raging, you know, lunatic who gets
really pissed off. It's punching the cart when he makes
a bad shot, or he likes to drive really fast
and crash into which I don't need to be in
a cart with this dude. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Only on the golf course.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Only on the golf course. They force you to just
get with a random stranger or the brothel.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Like if a woman goes to a coffee, Oh, yeah,
you're gonna be sitting right next to that girl. Yeah,
you guys are just side by side and chairs at coffee.
What I'll go walk and drink, Michael.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Can I get a table for one at this restaurant?
Oh yeah, you're gonna share with that guy over there,
since he's already a four top, and we'll make it
a two top. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
The guy with the headphones, the laptop, computer, yep, and
all those uh yeah, and all the papers, newspapers. Yeah,
that guy, you're with him, You sit with him, so
all right, cool? All right, man, I forgot what they
called dude. I haven't read a newspaper in ten years.
My bad.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
It's on the internet.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Now, folks, I've seen one of those things rolled up
with a bunch of news on it in a while.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Yeah, I'll tell you that. My my kid's favorite hobby now,
like they enjoy like when we go for a walk
or a bike ride, is if they have a newspaper
in front of someone's house, they like to throw it
up towards the door. So my four year old the
other day, we're doing it and he goes, dadd I,
can I throw this one? Can I throw this one?
I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's fine, and he picks it
(31:21):
up and he I mean, a four year old has
no damn idea where it's.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Going, right, flings it except for Jackson Holiday and these
massive bushes, massive bushes, no way they're getting that news.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
And I'm like, oh my god, I gotta go in
the bushes and try to find it. I gotta go
in the bushes to try to find it. So I'm
up in these people's bushes and I'm like, I can
see they have like a little ring doorbell camera, so
there's no doubt they're watching me on the ring doorbell camera.
There's no cars in the driveway, uh, And I'm like,
I gotta figure this out, and I'm in the bushes
(31:55):
looking and looking. I spend ten minutes. I can't find
the name of that.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
That's where you've done went too far.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
But they obviously have my kid on camera flinging the
newspaper into the bushes.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
I thought you were gonna say it broke a potted plant.
That's when you leave.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
No, that's on the game paper boy. Yes, and so
I finally I never get I found that, didn't find
the newspaper. I just left.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Dude. Newspapers, man, I always love Texas State USA Today's
were free there.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Ah USA Today. That's what my mom used to deliver.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Dude, you go into the lobby, uh Commons, I don't
know something right there, they'd always have stack of fifty
of them.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Get it.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Every day I'd read the USA Today. That's why I
am and who I am today.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
I mean, that's what I used to do. When my
mom would let us be special special days. We could
wake up early with her, at like two in the morning,
and we'd go and we'd wrap the USA Today and
slide them into that plastic bag, and then we'd sit
on top of the newspapers, barely enough room between the
newspapers and the roof, and we'd sit there and she'd
let us throw them out the windows. She'd delivered newspapers
(32:52):
so awesome.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Can't tell you how jealous I was my friend in
elementary school. He lived in the city, so he delivered newspapers.
I lived in the country, so we weren't allowed to
be the newspaper people. So jealous of him. You got
to wake up every day at six am, ball out
for an hour and a half, and then we would
all just schlep into school. And I hated him for
being the one that got up the earliest. And I said,
for the rest of my life, I'll never let somebody
get up earlier than me. And I proved that over.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Guess what you were worried about is who was going
to be the earliest to wake up. Yeah, that sounds
like the worst damn thing ever.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Dude, that was fomo before there was fomo. I didn't
realize it, but I was experiencing fomo.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
It's like in college when I had an eight am class,
I was like, this is terrible. Why am I getting
up so early? Awful? So stupid.
Speaker 6 (33:36):
Hey, Sarah, I gotta go to biology. Let me sneak
in some anatomy quick. You care if I study?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
And I'm going pajama pants to my eight am class
with a glass of milk, a pop tart, walk across campus,
go to English class at eight am. It was miserable.
I was like, this is so dumb.
Speaker 6 (33:55):
Hey, Jessica, I got an anatomy quiz the day, you
care if I do some hands on experience.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Then in the summer, I got a job as an
orientation leader and we had to be there at seven am.
And I was like, what the is this? This is
so stupid getting up so damn early. I hate getting
up early. So then I get this job and.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
I say, when do you smash cut to when you're
on a morning smash cut?
Speaker 1 (34:18):
I get up and I gotta be up at four
damn am. I'm like what in the world. I'm like,
what I would take to go back to having an
eight am class? Now, I'd be like, oh my god,
this is so late.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
Hey Jessica, it's the crack of noon. Time to get
up for class.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Oh messure ass up?
Speaker 2 (34:36):
So back to Wolfman. Back to Wolfman, back at my
Theater of the Mind. I was back in college.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yeah, So I mean we get to the first team,
trying to talk to wolf Man. Man, how's it going today? Good? Oh, okay,
so that's gonna be a long day, just kind of
talking to him, and I would after every time he
hit a good shot, I'm.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Like, oh, were there a lot of ouh?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
He was pretty goo off the drive, but after that
it was pretty I mean it was rough. He could
hit the ball a long way on the driver, but
not anything else.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
But I'd say, take him to the chipping Green. I'll
whip him into shape one summer.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
I gotta be honest. Ended up being a pleasant round.
Wolfman was in the military. Uh. He was from South Carolina.
He was just doing a little training here for three
weeks and then he was going to be going to Germany.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah. Wolfman was a real nice dude. He just he
decided he had been doing something in the military for
like four years. He's like, man, I just wanted to
change my I don't know if they call it career discipline.
I don't know exactly what it was. But he was
training right here in Murphysboro.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
What the hell is he going to do in Germany?
Put down a stein?
Speaker 1 (35:43):
No, he had a buddy that was stationed in Germany
and said, dude, it's awesome over here. You gotta come.
And so he put in the papers to request to
get moved to Germany, and he did, and I said, oh, man,
you're gonna take the golf clubs. He goes, oh, my
number one rule is if they're gonna move me somewhere
the military, I tell him I got to be able
to take my golf clubs.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
And I heard those women in Germany they submit to
their husbands. Really, Ray, they're obedient.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Ray, they're dutiful, they're obedient, obedient.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
I've been telling my wife she needs to be more
of a dutiful wife.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Really, she needs to be more of a trad wife.
What's that traditional wife?
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Morgan's in here about to kill us.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Trad wife they're the ones that cook, clean, they do everything,
and they succumb to their husband.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Not anymore. I'm like, my wife's like, hey, have you
seen my Stanley? Yeah, it's in the kitchen. Did you
just tell me to kid in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
No, I would.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Never tell you to do that. In twenty twenty four,
I'll get it in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Unless you're Harrison Bucker. He would say that he would
say that. But yeah, So I had a pleasant round
with wolf Man. Dude. I thought he was going to
be very awkward and terrible, but ended up being a
good eighteen nice guy.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Happened before I was with a ninety year old guy
one time learned he was a lawyer. He even made
jokes where he'd say, hey, if you hit those old
ladies to give you a hundred bucks's funny, hilarious.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
And you never knew that was gonna happen until you
were meeting him.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
I gotta be honest. Wolf Men didn't make any jokes.
I mean he won the comedy type. I mean he
didn't have that great of a personality, but he did
enjoy Oh he's like, after the throw hole, he goes,
you really gonna do that every hole?
Speaker 2 (37:16):
After?
Speaker 4 (37:17):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (37:18):
After the round? Did you salute him no and play
him this gets Did you ask his thoughts on that? Nah?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
I didn't ask him any of that. I didn't ask
him his thoughts on much.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
You guys didn't talk politics or the country, no religion, no,
just talked about life in the military and how he
loved it. He really enjoyed it, thought it was really great,
and I just wanted something different. I was ready to
get out of South Carolina. That is what he told me.
I heard when they go on to like certain places,
they can just get them prostitutes. Ask him about that.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
I did, and well, he'd never been out of the
United States. He was going to Germany.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
That's why, you know.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
They do it differently there.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
I have no experience. I don't know. I've not talked
to any military members that have been getting prostitute. Usually
when I talk to military members, my first question is not, hey,
have you guys ever got a prostituteude.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
I just feel like some of them. I know, I
have family members that are in the military, and when
you go to some of these cities, they don't have
the rules and laws that we have here, and you
have weekends off, we just go get schlit faced prostitute.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Okay, we got another email. Speaking for all the Spanish
speaking decent people, the proper way to pronounce dozer is
el dozer lunch. I feel your pain. When they announced
Chris Paul going to the Spurs, I thought you were
overreacting a little bit until they announced that my team,
the Denver Nuggets, are getting Russell Westbrook. They are the
same player in my point of view, annoying and dirty.
(38:52):
One thing that he does have is he gives one
hundred percent effort. Keep up the good lifestyle stories. Danny
the electrician from Colorado, I know he was an electrician one.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
We forgot enough of the tractors too. We did get feedback.
People can hear the podcast louder in their tractors. So
that's goodness.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
All right, here we go, Yo coachers. It's been a
while since we last spoke. I first wanted to say lunch,
you were right. The Yankees suck. And now here's the
bad news. I got arrested again drinking in public and
public urination. It was just one of those nights Yankees lost.
I had too many corps lattes, and I really don't
remember much at all. I know that I was in
a cell surrounded by a bunch of other drunks. All
(39:34):
I can say is that the Yankees better wake up.
I might die from alcohol poisoning if they don't. Thanks, guys,
and we love you. Don't listen to the haters. I'll
hang up and listen. Marco from the Bronx.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Oh, I don't even know if that was real, fake
sad to cry happy?
Speaker 1 (39:49):
What was that? I don't know. I'm not quite sure
if it was real.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
He's worse off than some of the people we talked
about foreshadowing before the entire podcast about being homeless. Yeah,
it's amazing what alcohol make you do. Marco could be
have the best electricians job ever. Is he the electrician
or did I blend No?
Speaker 1 (40:08):
That was two emails together. Man, Danny was the electrician
from Colorado. Marco was from the Bronx.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
So Marco does trash collecting in the Bronx. I have
no idea or rat pass control. My point is this
alcohol makes you get in the street and piss, similar
to a person down on their luck. It's the alcohol
is one of the most unbelievable equalizers on this planet.
And I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
That was deep man. Yeah, alright, have a great day.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
We're out.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Hey, I need to take a nap. Ray you have
a wonderful day.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
And on that note, I'm not drinking this weekend.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Yeah that's rap. That's a rap man. Good job man,
I'm tired. Yeah, that's rough.
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