September 2, 2024 • 41 mins
In this episode Justin comes unhinged when Ray delivers him so bad news about Fantasy Football. We also draw for draft position for The Sore Losers Fantasy Football league and we read some emails from the listeners. We wouldn't leave you empty handed on Labor Day!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yeah, I already hit record.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Oh you did? All right? Here we go, Man, Hey,
this is a special. Do you have a draft edition?
Do you have the draft music? Here we go? Whoo
this is but hey, man, this is great. I mean
you're gonna hear Team A Team B because we're doing
the draft drawing before teams have even paid. You know
what I'm saying. We're on a little thing called vy k.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Vy k.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Sean happy labor Day, Happy labor Day. So there's a
there's a special episode. Guys.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
All right, Ray, it's a blessing. We're able to labor
in a country that we love. It's a labor.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Alone, that's exactly what it is. So I'm excited to
do this. We're gonna start with Muscle White's division, Tyler's Division.
We're gonna draw a name, and then we're gonna draw
a number and that's what you get or should we
do the number first? You tell me, Ray, you don't
get too Damn.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I'm curious if we've already gotten the credit for people
listening to this, because wow, is this gonna be a
terrible episode. Why we're just drawing numbers and names. That's
gotta be a YouTube video.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Well, we don't have camera set up.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I gotta bring back the YouTube page.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
You really do. I mean people are feeding for content
and we have nothing up there. Nothing. I don't understand it.
All right, we gotta start the show though.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, I'll start it over again.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
No, no, yeah, yeah, okay, start over?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, all right, just started the episode.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Man, all right, have me Monday guys. You ready, Arnold?
Are you here?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, let's go driving numbers sixty nine?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Okay, Arnold, easy joke. Yeah, yeah, all right. Are you
gonna start it?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Oh, we're doing an actual Well, we gotta do that.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It wouldn't be an episode if we didn't do that, trou.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
All right, we're gonna do it live. Arnold, you want
to do the dials? Put it down? Come on, man,
what are you doing? What are you and Abby doing
for labor day?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Putting into labor Okay, that's awkward.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I don't know if you can do it the same day.
It's usually a month, six months, nine month.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, it takes a while. It takes a while, dude.
It doesn't just happen like that. It's not an overnight thing.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Can I have the rest of the day off? You
can if you tell us, what, what are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do? Gim fucked up? Okay, all right, Arnold, Arnold.
Just because it's a holiday doesn't mean you have to
get drunk. Every big dumb American doesn't have to get
drunk for holidays. Guys, you can actually spend time with
(02:31):
your family, learn about them, have those hard conversations.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Well, you don't even have to have hard conversation. You
just gonna have some fun, like play games or do something,
you know, chemistry bonding, family bonding. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
All right, we're gonna do it live. We oh the
one two three?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
So what up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the
most about sports. I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports jing y'all.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
It's says and I'm from the North alpha male. I
live on the north side of Nashville with Bayser. My
wife didn't kidnap her. She was a Broadway girl. Took
her there to the north, to the country. We got
two point two acres, looking to get more, probably in
the next forty years, but right now we are content
with two point two and h lawn looks great, flowers
look great, house looks great. Very blessed coach over to.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
You trying to get more in the next forty years.
That was funny.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
No, you see a sign and then you look it
up online. It's like, we can't afford three hundred thousand
dollars piece of land. That's a house. Yeah, there was
what are we talking about, dude?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
When the tornado hit East Nashville, like houses that got destroyed.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
This just took a turn. No, Ray, you remember when
the volcano Dante's Peak took out the city of Dante
and Piers Broadness had to save them.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I've never seen that movie. Great movie.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
The graphics are probably terrible now.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh yeah, probably, but people were selling their life. Not
the houses were destroyed. So just the lot for five
hundred thousand dollars. So then you would have to buy
that lot for five hundred thousand and then build a house.
Are you freaking kidding me?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
It is a trendy though area. I wonder if that
was a good investment. Now it's when the flowers are blooming.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
It was it, you know, I could look up the
houses and see but I don't know, but it was wild.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I was like, damn crazy. You brought that up because
a buddy of mine is building in East Nashville, dude,
and the timing almost seems about right. When he was
able to finally pay that off or get a good
amount of paid on that and saved up for a house,
I gotta ask him, Hey, did you buy that lot
with a house that was demolished from the tornado? Because
he is building in the heart of it.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You need to Yeah. And hey, speaking of friends, you
remember I told you I had bad friends and I
need new friends texts. Got another text from Garrett. He said, hey, guys,
you thought windows was all we were doing. Oh no, buddy,
look at that new front door we go.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Does he have the white brick?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah? I guess he does have white brick.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
That's beautiful. So I told Baser that, But look at
that door, dude. Yeah, we're actually supposed to get a
similar door to that, and we nixed it. Oh it
was too Uh what it progressive? That can't think of
a different word.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah that sounds good.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, we were able to get a more affordable wooden door,
but the white brick. I told Baser after the fact,
I said, I love white brick. And she goes, you
never told me that. And I said, bright, I like
our white house, but I love white brick, and she goes,
you've never told me told me that once. I said,
I didn't know that was going to affect everything. I
just like white brick. That looks good. It's good.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, and he said, dude, not only did we do windows,
we did a door. And we got the door in
and we were celebrating, and then we got the news
RAC went out. We got to replace it.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, HVAC. That'll set you back a couple.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, he goes, I don't really like adult thing. He goes,
I didn't. I didn't want to pay for that door.
If I had to get a new AC, I would
have kept my old door.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
See that's you get too cute. Oh, I'm gonna do this,
do that. There's always that unexpected unforeseen things sucks.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Man, that's rough. Hey, I'm sorry, Garrett. All right, here
we go. Draft position number three for Muscle White's division.
Muscle White Draft position number three.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
He got too cute, He got too cute.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Jennifer Rogers is number three. Congratulations, Jennifer.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
And you gotta ask yourself, did he need the windows
or was he so he was just really just pressing
his leg new windows, new door. Did he need the
new door?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
You know? I mean his his door was kind of old.
It was just like a little metal door, had some
dents in it. I mean, it was faded from the sun,
like the sun comes at an angle and just really
wrecks it. And his windows were old. They were very thin,
didn't keep the house very cool and didn't let in
enough white.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Because do you want to deplete your savings account to
get cute, because then you don't have the emergency fund.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
That's a great point.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I don't know if he has if he has kids,
if he divorces.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
No, he's got one kid.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
He's got one kid, right, divorce is also a possibility.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
No, there's no divorce possible. They're just you know, trying
to make it, spruce the house up a little bit,
make it a little bit nicer.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You gotta do that. But at the same time, maybe
your family takes a vacation at Disney. Is that better
for the family than the new door.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
It's a great question. I mean, what kind of happiness
is that new door? What how much happiness is that
new door going to bring you?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
How many times is he gonna slam that door? Upset? Oh?
How many times is his wife going to leave and
close that door? And when will be the last time
she closes that door? Sorry about that, Garrett.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Also also with it being a new front door with
some glass in it, and he's got like an eight
year old, tell me that kid's not gonna be slamming it,
running his bike into it, hitting it with a ball.
Seems like it might get broken a lot. And I
mean it has a little slit, so it's not like
it's big glass. That's specialty glass that he would have
to get cut. So it feels like it'd be expensive
(08:09):
to fix that.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
That is a gorgeous door, I mean. And let me
touch on the windows for a moment. So the previous
windows did birds run into it? Did you have good sunlight?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Now?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I guess he said the ac it's gonna help out.
But did he get too cute? All of a sudden
you got a bunch of ravens flying into your windows,
and you say, why didn't we just keep what we
had before?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Or it's a sign that if the ravens fly into
the window, bet the ravens this weekend. The number seven
spot goes to Eric Reinhart. Eric Reinhart, you're number seven
and the Mussele White's Division.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I had a Titan truck pass me on the interstate
the other day.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Oh that's a good sign. Man. Hey, if you're looking
for something to tell you who to gamble on, that's
a good sign. Ah Man, here we go.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, I'm excited to start gambling, really ramping it up
now at the season starting number.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Ten, number ten, Here we go. You gotta fill a
buster man.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Well, and I used to think I used to make
fun of Eddie with the thirty dollars or whatever he gets. Yeah,
it actually makes sense if you do the futures. That's
how I got into futures in the first place. You
can spread it out, bro, I still got a queue
of twelve different parlays that are just wide open, could
hit it anytime. So twelve you can actually spread out
and make work. When you go to Vegas and you can't.
(09:29):
There's no way thirty dollars can spread.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Oh no, no, no, no, you can't spread thirty dollars. You
can spread thirty dollars out on the Roulett wheel on
one spin, but that's about it.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
You know how we randomly said, Evansville, what are you
gonna take? It's very important. I said six hundred. That
ended up being a really good sweet spot of what
to take. There was a post on a br whatever
it is, Bleacher Report gambling, which is huge, and it
said going to Vegas for two days over under five
hundred dollars over, which is basically the same question we
(09:58):
asked ourselves. And you have to sadly, you have to
go over that.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah, especially now the table minimums are more. Everything's expensive.
And my cousin Andrew did hit me up. I don't
know if I've said this on the pod, but he said,
you guys are idiots. You guys are making fun of
me for paying six hundred dollars to go see the
Major League Baseball All Star Game, but you guys will
take five hundred dollars to Evansville.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
You have told the same story.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Sorry, defending Champ, you got the tenth pick, Muscle White,
you got the tenth pick. Sorry, I can't keep my
story straight. Let me tell you it happens.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Ray.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
So the other day Ben Davis is eight, Ben Davis
is eight. Ray at the pool this lady's kidj okay, okay, No,
We're not gonna do that. I know I've told that story.
I will say, though, I know there's this guy Jerry
saw him.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
He asked me to play golf.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
No, he said we should play golf. No, it's weird.
Like my parents used to call me my brother's name,
and you know, they always get our names wrong. I'm like,
how the hell do you do that? Now that I
have kids, It's it's crazy how many times you call
them the wrong damn name. Like, but oh my gosh,
this is the big one, the number one pick, the
(11:10):
Muscle White's division, Muscle White's Division. Wow ghost to Matt Podaski, Paraski, Paraski, Paradski,
Matt Paraski, good job, Matt, number one pick. You've got
to be taking Michael pennickx Padraski. Pennix is with uh
(11:33):
Atlanta Man and Cousins got hurt. Well, he was hurt
last year, but they signed into like a one hundred and
eighty million dollars deal and then they drafted Pinnick. But
you hey, you know what they say, you can never
have too many quarterbacks because guess what happens. Quarterbacks get
hurt and when they get hurt, they go to those backups,
and god, some of those backups are bad.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
And you need that franchise quarterback. That's what the Titan
said with Air McNair, Piper Aeron mcfluff, Hey, who was
the quarterback before mc They didn't say really. They showed
Del Greco the kicker, and they Fisher was talking about him,
and he never said the name, and I was gonna
look it up, and I didn't care enough to look
at it was some white.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Dude because I know he sat on Neil O'Donnell.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
It was a generic white dude. And they go, we
need a franchise quarterback. And then in comes Air McNair
and he sat per a year and he had a
conversation with Fisher and he said, hey, things got to change.
I gotta play and Air McNair's and Jeff Fisher said,
all right, let Air McNair begain. And once it started, dude,
there was no looking back. Freaking Eddie George. They took
(12:33):
off Javon Curse, Oh.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Dude, Javon cursed with the Freak. I think that was
his nickname. He was really good. Aaron Posseler, you're the
ninth pick. Ninth pick, you can get to Shan Watson.
There maybe Nick Chubb, I don't know who else, maybe
Amari Cooper.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I mean, will it titan go in the first or
second round? No?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Oh no, I don't think a titan goes in the
first three round. I can't name man unless falls in
love with Ridley.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Or that mc nutt guy. I get told you guys about.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Oh yeah, Number five pick? Hey did you see uh
DeAndre Hopkins?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Sidney Sweeney posted some nice pictures of her in a
bikini and she was like, what do you call this
a first trap? And DeAndre Hopkins comment and goes trapped?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Ho hop Hey, he went for it. He went for
he said trapped.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
All right, let's go for the goal line there. Good
the hop for the pylon. Number five pick Josh Torganson.
Josh Torganson, good.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Job, Josh. Yeah, is this still one of four divisions?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yeah? Man, oh dude, this, Oh my gosh, it's already
been an old segment.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
It's gonna take it hour.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
No.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
No, it's not not that I've anywhere to be, guys.
I'd never want to be anywhere other than this place.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, hey, hey, second pick, here we go, second pick?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
This hell hold its sixty degrees.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Uh. Second pick goes the Sam Shaw job, Sammy sam Shaw,
all right, good job, Sam Legend. All right.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
They're also showing some of the restaurants.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Oh did they show the Shonees by the Stadium?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I'm talking about the documentary from Steve McNair that we
talked about a week ago on the podcast. So I'm
just randomly talking about it. Oh, just over the weekend
three days later.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're good.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
But they showed all these old restaurants. Dude, McNair used
to have a restaurant. There should there be a Rundown
Chicken place? Where's that blace at? I mean, now it's
all Oh you know, are you a TikTok influencer? Kitting Ish?
Oh do you want pancake pantry?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
How about Taco's in Tequila's, Blanco Tequiliary, Miranda's, Blake's, Luke Bryan's,
Jason Aldans. Back in the day, man, you just had
some good old fashioned chicken in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Baby. Yeah. Well, there wasn't enough people to have cool
restaurants back then because there was only seven hundred thousand people.
They didn't know what good food was.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
And uh, I think Snooky has a restaurant or something,
a store coming to Nashville.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Snooky like from Jersey Shore. Yes.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
And I saw a post and it goes, this is
the new Nashville, and it was Snooki's thing, and it goes,
here's the old Nashville. And it was Robert's Western where
those bars, tootsies, you know, where you go and you
suck it off, sucking, you know, and you're gonna take
home a cowgirl and she's gonna ride till the sun
comes down.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Number six picks John Michael Montgomery, John Michael Montgomery. Is
he really in our league? Well, it's John Michael and
I think his last name was Mendoza, but I just
wrote John Michael. And I don't know the rest. All right, Oh,
number eleven, Number eleven pick, here we go. We got
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three people left. It is Tyler clatt yep, Tyler clatt Hey.
The Tyler's in this division are picking back to back.
Muscle White at ten, Klatt at eleven.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Job man, and the last one you don't have to draw, No.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I have two. It's the number four spot. The number
four spot is going to Taylor Higabotham Yep. Taylor Higabotham,
Boy Taylor, Higabotham. And that means that should be the
(16:29):
number twelve pick. Yep, number twelve, and it goes to
Matthew Taylor. Matthew Taylor the twelfth pick. You should be
able to get Tannehill.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
There, let's go Maddie too.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I mean number twelve. I don't know who you're taking,
but all right, that's the Tyler Division. We're gonna take
a break. We'll be right back. Pause it Batter's Box Division.
Here we go, Here we go. I'm gonna try to
make it quicker. I'm sorry. I know I'm so annoying.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
What if everybody that's a better division.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I should have just gone to the name generator thing.
This is the sixth pick.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
What if everybody in sex division? What if everybody that's
better division?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
The sixth pick goes to Team A. Team A Team
A that is someone that we were still looking for
an owner when we drew these names. So Team A
got the sixth pick. There you go next, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
What I mean? You said I have to fill a
buster and then you now, all of a sudden, you're
like out of a rocket ship.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
No, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I was gonna say this doesn't. It was organized, but
now when you hit me with Team A, it seems
like there's a little bit of a it's still a hodgepodge.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yeah, Andrew Lissak, you're number seven, Andrew Lissak.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I know it'll all come together. It's just like Christmas.
You always wonder how are we gonna get the money
for kids? You know, how how is any of this
gonna work? It always does, it always does.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
It always happens, man, it always happens. Listen. It's sort
of like coaches gonna mention bore. It's gonna come together.
I'm just not very I'm just not organized.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah. I didn't use that example because I ought there's
a chance it might.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I'm hoping this is gonna happen. Number twelve, Number twelve.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Well, if the people don't show the support, why does
it have to happen.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Jada Pavolvic, Paulviovic, Jada Vivolvic ad a girl, Jada Jada Paulo.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I knew a girl Jada Bell's bluff. When we say here,
Justin hollered at her for a little bit. She would
pull up. Oh really No. I don't know if they
ever dated, but they definitely talked at the pool. She
got in trouble one time, oh for having a whale
tail dead serious management came up to her and said
it was showing too much of her ass and she
had to go change. And then that's what started the
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whole conversation of it's it's not the big bathing suit
or the material, it's how a girl's ass is shaped
and what is shown. And so she did have to
wear a cover up. She lost the battle in court.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Well that's not cool, because I mean some people are
just blessed with a you know, dairy air that looks nice. Ray.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Were you part of the committee that was able to
judge if it was showing too much?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Ray? Did you have a vote? You were part of
the Cares committee. Brian Holly got the tenth pick. Brian Holly,
tenth pick.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I got go niners. He's nine or nine or bang
bang those situations. Man, that was so awkward. I like
went to the other corner of the room and watch
college football and acted like I didn't know English.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
And this is the number nine pick number nine.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
I think she was crying. Actually, oh man, Yeah, it
was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It's hard to it's sort of like when the wall competition,
I'm big brother and Chelsea was up there and she
was like, I'm blessed with a backside that goes out,
and so it was really hard for me to stay
on the wall. Matthew Taylor, you're number nine?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Which one's Chelsea?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I watch it so passively. It is a great season,
but it's usually my chick leading the charge with it.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Oh, I like Chelsea. I think she's one of my favorites.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Is she the one that's dating in guy?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
No, that was that's Brooklyn. That's Brooklyn. But we never
found I never I don't know who she's dated or
married to. They didn't never say Ray.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
The bigger the ass, the harder it is for the competitions.
Did you fucking lose something? Oh my gosh, what'd you do?
The wrong names or something? Hold on, that's how you
know it's live guys, they would never see. It's always
(20:35):
been my argument that this doesn't need to be a podcast,
that we should have just done this in a room
videoed it a live stream with the boys. Yeah, you're right,
but maybe there is enough conversation where it's semi interesting.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Three.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
I mean, I'll stop the music for this one four
I think I actually five.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Six eight one two three four five six, So I
put two people's name back in the cup that are
from the other division. And Matthew Taylor.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Was well, no, at least you saw your error right away.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yeah, I'm like, wait a minute, No, no, I've already called
Matthew Taylor's name. So we'll just keep going, coach.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
And when you start to count and also talk, you
start to sound like you have a list like batter's box.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
What if everybody that's a batter's box or it could
be your mic?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Oh my god, I'm so unorganized. It is so amazing.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
What do we back on track?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
We're back on track. We'll figure it out. Ray chew chew. Yeah,
all right, here we go. Ninth pick. Ninth pick is
Team B. Team B has the ninth pick. Yeah, nope, yeah,
Team B.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I would like to know though states people are from
that are I would if it was a well I'm
a big stat guy. I'm curious the states that people
are from that are in our forty eighteen fa.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Oh, that's a great question.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Male female or I mean that dad, this'd be real.
Sexual orientation doesn't even matter. So take that category out.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Number two, Pick number two, Pick four, Uh, holy shit, Arnold,
you fucking idiot. Michael Mafio, don't ever turn the volume
up that loud. Michael Mafio, Are.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
You getting crazy? Are you? Are you on drugs? Now?
Com on whipp its? That stop? Stop it. That's not funny, sirs.
Are you on methamphetamines?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I'm just doing at night. I take those sleep.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Gummies number eleven.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
All right, that's not bad.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Hey, we like that about Arnold. Alicia O'Brien number eleven,
Alicia Ohbrian.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Ray Or pronounced Alicia.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Well, no, it's so funny. It is like she signs
up as Alicia O'Brien, then her Venmo is a different
last name, like, so she's already Mary. Some people are
so confusing sometimes I remember that about her.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, people are confusing in it. And at the same time,
at what point are we just gonna blow past people's
names where nobody even has a name and everybody's just
bro sis?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
What's what? Girl? Chica? Number three? Pick number three Pick
Cameron need Him Rookie of the Year Coaches Convention.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Cameron, need him Get them Cam, Because I was realizing
the other day Abby. What do you talk about her for? Yeah,
you're a girlfriend. I don't even really call her Abby.
I honestly call her girl, which maybe's rude in the workplace,
but I always hate girl. It's pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Oh, here we go. This's the big one.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Delete that part.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
That's the big one. Number one? Okay, number one.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Or a bat or the box.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
It could be him.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
What if everybody that's a bad box division.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
And it is Michael Wagoneer, Michael Wagoneer, hell of a
vehic YEP, and Michaels go back to back in this division,
Michael Wagoneer and Michael Mafio one two batters. Box is
not gonna like to hear that. He told me he
was worried about the Michael but batters, But like, oh,
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number four? Is there a clear cut number one? Is it?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Christian McCaffrey. I don't know Jon Bijod.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, man, dude, he's so good.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
No, you guys, he sucked last year.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Well that was last year. You got a new coach.
Kimberly Armada, Amanda. Kimberly, Amanda, I don't know how you say,
I mean coach.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
You sound like did you take an English class?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Ever did tell me how you still her last name?
Say it Ashley Amada. Her name is Kimberly, but Amada. Okay,
maybe you're right. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Please tell me I'm right. First try I have like
fifteen feet away from the name.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
All right, the number eight pick. The number eight pick
goes to.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Ray.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I told you this would be interesting.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Troy Bain, Troy Bain, get them, Troy. That means Batter's
Box will be the fifth pick. Troy Board.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Make sure I got that right. That's actually right. Where
you want to be?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Battle of Them five? Battle of the Bop is Batter's Bob.
There we go, Batter's Box Division all wrapped up.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
See. I wouldn't mind having Christian McCaffrey. I want to
be one.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah, I wouldn't mind having Christian McCaffrey. He's a good dude.
He seems he got married this offseason, so he's really motivated.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
You see some of his workouts the next.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Level, dude, how long do you think you could last
doing one of his workouts? Dude?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
I mean that's how you realize, Oh my gosh, no wonder,
he can sprint zero to sixty in two seconds. Look
at what he trains.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Like Derrick Henry when he's putting all those plates and
it's just like muscles everywhere, and he's got them around
his neck. It's like these guys are just different humans.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah, Derrick Henry, though, I think he worked out more
in Nashville. I think in Baltimore he's gonna try and
his raven dude Lamar Jackson is skinny. I bet we
get a new skinny Derrick Henry.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Who's a great question. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Ray the thin Reaper.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Well, oh, I like that. We'll take a break and
we'll right back. SIS in division, SIS in division. This
is where it all comes down to. Is Ray getting
the number one pick? Can he get? King Henry?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I just hit up Justin with an exclusive that we
didn't offer it anybody else. So now I feel bad
what I said, we're doing the draft numbers. Draw want
to listen or are you working? I said, it'll tell
us what pick we're going to be and you can
listen on the phone. We didn't give that to Batter's
Box or anybody, so I feel bad. That's okay, But
he's also working. He works at Vanderbilt.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
If he working, is the canan answer?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
He has to be I have no. I mean, if
he's not working at ten point thirty on a normal day,
then what is he How is he making money?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Twelve? Number twelve pick right off the jump, probably me, No,
Christian mcnutty. Christian mcnutty, number twelve.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
See, there's been years when the number one pick is
far and away the number one pick. Do you think
that's this year?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Okay, No, And a lot.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Of people have gone away from the running backs and
they've gone more wide receivers. A lot of people last
year were picking Jefferson number one. A lot of people.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Who's throwing to him this year? The Viking?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
A lot of people have CD Lamb be the number
one the number two pick, number two pick.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Cd Lamb. He's not even at training camp.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Hey, he'll be there for the game. He ain't missing again. Okay.
Number two pick goes to Team B Team B jaw B.
Good job. Hey, does they want to be Team B? No?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
No, we ain't freaking coughing up three hundred for fantasy football.
We're already way behind budget.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Fourth pick, fourth pick? You want the fourth pick? What
do you think about the fourth pick?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
I'm fine with anywhere in the middle because it gives
you a second from when it snakes back. You don't
want you don't want a ten or twelve, and you
really don't want to One through three.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Four is brock Rogers. Brock Rogers hit him rock. I
heard he was. He was named after Brock Lesner.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
There's always, I'll say this, in our fantasy football league,
there's always Batters Box is usually a pretty damn good team.
Lunches is fine. I'm about fifty to fifty. I would
say I'm five hundred, but Batter's Box is good. But
there's always about one or two or three people that
are fucking good.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah, and then there's some that are just dog crowd.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Then there's some that don't even check their teams and
it's like thanks for the free two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yeah. Three. Number three. Draft pick number three goes to
Jesse Leva.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
No, he's the Roulette strategy.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yeah, Jesse lab of the Roulette strategy that got him
went broke.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Hey, guys, I'm gonna show you that Macavelli and Roulette strategy.
You're guaranteed to win. Oh shit, I just lost one
thousand dollars in ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Number six. Number six.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Is six is perfect. Give me six.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I'm not gonna give you six. Jeremy Griffith. Griffin Griffith.
He's a principal and he's a Kansas City Royals fan,
So there's that he deserves. If anybody deserves the number
one pick, it would have been the principal.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
But kids out there, any principle is a prince of pal.
Remember that they are your friend. Oh, coach over to you.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Is that something you learned in school? Is that what
they always thought?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Mister Belding always used to say, I am your principal,
Pal Morris.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
That's it. You're right. That is funny, dude. You know
what's funny? I see people like that. I went to
high school with that. Were the partiers, never went to class,
you know what I mean, hated school, and now the
teachers like that is so weird. But the number eight
pick goes to Evan McCown. Evan McCown, yeah clown. Him
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and his dad are both in the league this year.
I don't know how that happened.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Are they really related in father son?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Yeah? He said on the he goes dude, how did
my son and I get drawn?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Okay? Because I like the backstory. If it's true. Good,
it's confirmed.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
It is. And he said, and we're coming to take
some name. All right, we're gonna wreck shop.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
There usually are a couple of teams that come and
beat everybody's asking you take our money.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yeah, number eleven, number eleven.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
I'll take eleven.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
You like eleven?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
No, but I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Okay. Huh, congratulations, you got it, Susan. That is so shitty.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
No, you kind of do want you want it to
be waited for the second. That means you're getting basically
two picks in the second round.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
My favorite thing is you're like, yeah, I want it,
I want it, and then have me.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I was trying to reverse jings.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Oh yeah, you manifested the wrong way. Fell justin too late, man,
too late. Say we got number eleven, What do you
think we should get?
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Now?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
I gotta get online and see if what the experts
say about the eleven.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Pick number ten, number ten, damn.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
That means we're gonna have two real quick picks.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yeah, that's when it gets nerve wracking. Trevor Wyman, Trevor Wyman,
you're number ten, damn Wegman.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Isn't that the quarterback for A and M?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah? I think it is Trevor Wyman. Wegman. Here we go.
I mean number one is still out there.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Congrats. I have Christian McCaffrey.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Here it is.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
You can have Christian.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Oh boy, number one.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah, you can have Christian.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
I don't care. Oh boy, here it is? Who is it?
All right? This one? This person deserves it right here.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
You can have Derrick Henry. He's all yours.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Team C.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Well, that person better pay real quick.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yep, Team C.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
You about to get that number on.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
How I'm gonna do it is when they pay. I'm
gonna say, do you want Team A, B or C?
Because they'll have no idea what draft position is, and
then whatever one they pick, that's where they're at because
they'll have paid before, right, they'll have paid before this.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Otherwise they could listen to this and then.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Be like, yeah, I'll take teams. See, that'd be great.
Here we go. Number nine, number nine. Let me see
Michael Evans. Michael Evans is number nine. I mean I
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would say twelve is the worst. Eleven might be the second.
My wife's texting me, do you mind if I go
eat lunch with Emily today?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Oh? Do you care if I come?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
No don't care. Go for it. Why would I care.
I'll just starve to death. Here we go. We got
the number five and number seven still left.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
That's always the best. Do you care if I go
over to Jessica's for four hours? No, I'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Yeah, like what I care? I don't give a crap.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Kind of has the same response though, and I say golf,
She's like, yeah, go, I'm gone for seven hours.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Number seven is toa who Tua Tua. There's no way
I can say his name right to Tua toa who who?
And then that means the fifth pick. We don't even
take the number five out. But you are the fifth pick.
And let's see what your name is.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Team A, God, hey, anti climbag dick for five hundred please,
Team C number one pick, Team two.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Team B is in the second pick, and Team A
is the number five pick.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
We wonder why we never went award.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Oh my god. We'll take a break. We'll come right back,
and we're gonna do the last division. And I don't
know if anybody's even listening to this, even if you're
not in the league, are you listening? We'll be right back,
all right.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I gotta read these texts from Justin after the eleventh
pick was given. Oh no, well, first of all, it's
random draw.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Yeah, it's not like it's anything we can control.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
This is tex from Justin. I said, are you working?
And he goes not working? But I read it late
and he goes eleventh out of twelfth. Great, go fuck yourself.
I guess Maserati Marv will be off the table by then,
and he taxt like ten times in a row. So
here we go. Hey, can we get a great draw man?
Oh awesome? We can do Kirk Cousins from Holland Christian
(34:26):
in Michigan. With the eleventh pick in the draft, the
Ripper Magoos take Matt Ryan, who is retired. You fucked us. Hey,
With that pick, we can take Desmond Howard of the
Green Bay Packets. I'm lighty or he goes I'm lighting
one hundred dollars bill on fire in front of a
bum right now in solidarity because we don't have a
chance with the eleventh pick.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Tell the sore losers nation to go fuck up. I
want my money back. Eleventh pick? What the fuck is that?
I think you should be working at a snack bar,
not pick numbers.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
It was random. I love it.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I love how mad he was.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Hello, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Whoa? Whoa?
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Which one is?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
What? All right?
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Those are the number? You do numbers first?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
You can do either way. Yeah, I did numbers first.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
I want to do names.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Okay, do names first, that's fine. Oh my god, I
just reached ten. The mix them up, Oh my god,
mix up the numbers. Mix them up, fix them up.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
I'm mixing them.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
I don't like that there. I don't like being the
first one out of the bucket. And I don't I mean,
I'm mixing my My anticipation is already over. I was
gonna be like, oh man, I'm gonna wait four or
five names to hear me.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Come on, trust me, it doesn't go. Come on, you
fall to eleven.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Don't do it.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Lunch box is the I picked two, the first one.
I saw number four? All right, all right, all right,
I'll now do the other number that I grabbed. Yeah,
I saw the four for okay, number one.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Mother, I saw the four first.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
I saw the four first. Dude, you four's good?
Speaker 1 (36:14):
You had two in your hand. I saw and you
saw the four first, you son of a bay.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
I got you damn close to number one.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
I mean it was touching it. I was having sex
with number one. I was having sex with the number
one pick and it went running out the door. Oh
my god, something scared it off.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Here we go. Who is it? Team B?
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Team B? God? That sucks.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
You're writing him down or I gotta keep him again?
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Oh you're good, I'm writing them down? There go damn
would name? I mean number four? I don't even know
who I want? Alec Kyle for which one? Oh you
didn't pick a number yet? Okay, number ten? Alec Kyle.
I don't even know if it's Alec or Alex, but
I keep I can't read my own writing. So he's
Alec Kyle. I mean, I don't know the rest of
your life, the rest of my life. You're ale At
(37:02):
Kyle to me?
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Man Sheldon Bullinger, Oh Bullinger.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Yeah, he's number Give him number eight, Sheldon Bollinger, number eight.
God tell a text justin tum lunch got number four?
See what he says?
Speaker 2 (37:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Yeah, I would love to see his reaction. Is gonna
be great. Let me text batter's box. Let him know
see if he wants to know what pick he got.
Roby Holmes Roby Holmes is what twelve twelve? Roby Holmes, Dude,
I'm cooking now. Yeah, maybe KB Holmes you remember those?
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah, I was about to buy one.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Oh really, Steven Bega? Oh lou Bega seven, Uh, lou
Begas seven, lou Begas seven.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Team A.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Didn't we already do a teammate?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
No? We did a team B. All right, Team A
primate number two six, Team A number six. How embarrassing
is that we're doing a drawl and we don't have names.
That's bad.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
We've never had it like that, I never I don't know.
Ray ratings are down. Michael McCown.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Michael McCown. Oh that's the other day? Is dad? Or
is numbers out?
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Give the man a three?
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Michael McCown, damn right before me. I'm going pinnix at four.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Miguel Montes Montes the bed stopped. This would be the
nine because the six was marked on.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Yes. Nine is Miguel what Montes? Miguel Montes?
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Hello, Arnold hit it okay, signs Texan Abbey Wally Estrada.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Oh, Wally, he's got two for sure, he's getting two.
Give him eleven, oh, Wally Astrada, al right, two left
I think, yeah, two left should be two left.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
And I'll have Justin's response after this.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Yeah, batter's box has not replied if he wants to
know his draft stock Nick Garvey, Nick Garvey too, Nick Garvey,
what a spot, dude? God? And then number five goes
to number five goes to Terrence B. Terrence B. All right,
(39:47):
that's a wrap.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Justin's text is not a rap. We are getting a
text from Justin.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
I said, lunch got four, and he said, yeah, great.
At least he has a fighting chance for Terry McLaurin.
We have to settle for Zach will Wilson with the
eleventh pick. You fuck, Hey, we get Zach Wilson. Hey,
Zach Wilson. That's pretty good. Does he back up for Rogers?
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Where is Zach Wilson?
Speaker 2 (40:14):
He's gotta still be there, panther hunting.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
No, he's not in New York?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Is he he's bouncing? No, dude, we might have him
four string here in Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Let me let me go. I have no idea what
team he's on. He might still be on the jet.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Leave us, Rudolph Willis. We might have Zach.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Wilson for Zach Wilson is on the Broncos. All right,
all right, all right, guys, we're out. UH Drafts Batter's
Box Division. Your draft is tonight, don't forget, and everybody
else is tomorrow night. Uh. You should have got an email,
but thank you for listening. Please comment what state you're from?
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Where if you listen to this, even if you're not
on the uh, in the league, on the website or
not on the website. What the hell? Facebook? I don't know.
I'm done, Ray l Age sex language. We are the
sore losers at gmail dot com. We gotta go. I
don't know, so stupid. I'm such a I'm such a
we gotta go, we gotta go.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
I've never been so dehydrated after a podcast faking energy
for forty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
I don't know what I did. That was terrible. That
was terrible. A
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yeah, I already hit record.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Oh you did? All right? Here we go, Man, Hey,
this is a special. Do you have a draft edition?
Do you have the draft music? Here we go? Whoo
this is but hey, man, this is great. I mean
you're gonna hear Team A Team B because we're doing
the draft drawing before teams have even paid. You know
what I'm saying. We're on a little thing called vy k.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Vy k.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Sean happy labor Day, Happy labor Day. So there's a
there's a special episode. Guys.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
All right, Ray, it's a blessing. We're able to labor
in a country that we love. It's a labor.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Alone, that's exactly what it is. So I'm excited to
do this. We're gonna start with Muscle White's division, Tyler's Division.
We're gonna draw a name, and then we're gonna draw
a number and that's what you get or should we
do the number first? You tell me, Ray, you don't
get too Damn.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I'm curious if we've already gotten the credit for people
listening to this, because wow, is this gonna be a
terrible episode. Why we're just drawing numbers and names. That's
gotta be a YouTube video.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Well, we don't have camera set up.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I gotta bring back the YouTube page.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
You really do. I mean people are feeding for content
and we have nothing up there. Nothing. I don't understand it.
All right, we gotta start the show though.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, I'll start it over again.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
No, no, yeah, yeah, okay, start over?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, all right, just started the episode.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Man, all right, have me Monday guys. You ready, Arnold?
Are you here?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, let's go driving numbers sixty nine?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Okay, Arnold, easy joke. Yeah, yeah, all right. Are you
gonna start it?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Oh, we're doing an actual Well, we gotta do that.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It wouldn't be an episode if we didn't do that, trou.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
All right, we're gonna do it live. Arnold, you want
to do the dials? Put it down? Come on, man,
what are you doing? What are you and Abby doing
for labor day?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Putting into labor Okay, that's awkward.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I don't know if you can do it the same day.
It's usually a month, six months, nine month.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, it takes a while. It takes a while, dude.
It doesn't just happen like that. It's not an overnight thing.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Can I have the rest of the day off? You
can if you tell us, what, what are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do? Gim fucked up? Okay, all right, Arnold, Arnold.
Just because it's a holiday doesn't mean you have to
get drunk. Every big dumb American doesn't have to get
drunk for holidays. Guys, you can actually spend time with
(02:31):
your family, learn about them, have those hard conversations.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Well, you don't even have to have hard conversation. You
just gonna have some fun, like play games or do something,
you know, chemistry bonding, family bonding. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
All right, we're gonna do it live. We oh the
one two three?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
So what up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the
most about sports. I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports jing y'all.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
It's says and I'm from the North alpha male. I
live on the north side of Nashville with Bayser. My
wife didn't kidnap her. She was a Broadway girl. Took
her there to the north, to the country. We got
two point two acres, looking to get more, probably in
the next forty years, but right now we are content
with two point two and h lawn looks great, flowers
look great, house looks great. Very blessed coach over to.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
You trying to get more in the next forty years.
That was funny.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
No, you see a sign and then you look it
up online. It's like, we can't afford three hundred thousand
dollars piece of land. That's a house. Yeah, there was
what are we talking about, dude?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
When the tornado hit East Nashville, like houses that got destroyed.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
This just took a turn. No, Ray, you remember when
the volcano Dante's Peak took out the city of Dante
and Piers Broadness had to save them.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I've never seen that movie. Great movie.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
The graphics are probably terrible now.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh yeah, probably, but people were selling their life. Not
the houses were destroyed. So just the lot for five
hundred thousand dollars. So then you would have to buy
that lot for five hundred thousand and then build a house.
Are you freaking kidding me?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
It is a trendy though area. I wonder if that
was a good investment. Now it's when the flowers are blooming.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
It was it, you know, I could look up the
houses and see but I don't know, but it was wild.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I was like, damn crazy. You brought that up because
a buddy of mine is building in East Nashville, dude,
and the timing almost seems about right. When he was
able to finally pay that off or get a good
amount of paid on that and saved up for a house,
I gotta ask him, Hey, did you buy that lot
with a house that was demolished from the tornado? Because
he is building in the heart of it.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You need to Yeah. And hey, speaking of friends, you
remember I told you I had bad friends and I
need new friends texts. Got another text from Garrett. He said, hey, guys,
you thought windows was all we were doing. Oh no, buddy,
look at that new front door we go.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Does he have the white brick?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah? I guess he does have white brick.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
That's beautiful. So I told Baser that, But look at
that door, dude. Yeah, we're actually supposed to get a
similar door to that, and we nixed it. Oh it
was too Uh what it progressive? That can't think of
a different word.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah that sounds good.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, we were able to get a more affordable wooden door,
but the white brick. I told Baser after the fact,
I said, I love white brick. And she goes, you
never told me that. And I said, bright, I like
our white house, but I love white brick, and she goes,
you've never told me told me that once. I said,
I didn't know that was going to affect everything. I
just like white brick. That looks good. It's good.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, and he said, dude, not only did we do windows,
we did a door. And we got the door in
and we were celebrating, and then we got the news
RAC went out. We got to replace it.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, HVAC. That'll set you back a couple.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, he goes, I don't really like adult thing. He goes,
I didn't. I didn't want to pay for that door.
If I had to get a new AC, I would
have kept my old door.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
See that's you get too cute. Oh, I'm gonna do this,
do that. There's always that unexpected unforeseen things sucks.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Man, that's rough. Hey, I'm sorry, Garrett. All right, here
we go. Draft position number three for Muscle White's division.
Muscle White Draft position number three.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
He got too cute, He got too cute.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Jennifer Rogers is number three. Congratulations, Jennifer.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
And you gotta ask yourself, did he need the windows
or was he so he was just really just pressing
his leg new windows, new door. Did he need the
new door?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
You know? I mean his his door was kind of old.
It was just like a little metal door, had some
dents in it. I mean, it was faded from the sun,
like the sun comes at an angle and just really
wrecks it. And his windows were old. They were very thin,
didn't keep the house very cool and didn't let in
enough white.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Because do you want to deplete your savings account to
get cute, because then you don't have the emergency fund.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
That's a great point.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I don't know if he has if he has kids,
if he divorces.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
No, he's got one kid.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
He's got one kid, right, divorce is also a possibility.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
No, there's no divorce possible. They're just you know, trying
to make it, spruce the house up a little bit,
make it a little bit nicer.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You gotta do that. But at the same time, maybe
your family takes a vacation at Disney. Is that better
for the family than the new door.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
It's a great question. I mean, what kind of happiness
is that new door? What how much happiness is that
new door going to bring you?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
How many times is he gonna slam that door? Upset? Oh?
How many times is his wife going to leave and
close that door? And when will be the last time
she closes that door? Sorry about that, Garrett.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Also also with it being a new front door with
some glass in it, and he's got like an eight
year old, tell me that kid's not gonna be slamming it,
running his bike into it, hitting it with a ball.
Seems like it might get broken a lot. And I
mean it has a little slit, so it's not like
it's big glass. That's specialty glass that he would have
to get cut. So it feels like it'd be expensive
(08:09):
to fix that.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
That is a gorgeous door, I mean. And let me
touch on the windows for a moment. So the previous
windows did birds run into it? Did you have good sunlight?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Now?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I guess he said the ac it's gonna help out.
But did he get too cute? All of a sudden
you got a bunch of ravens flying into your windows,
and you say, why didn't we just keep what we
had before?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Or it's a sign that if the ravens fly into
the window, bet the ravens this weekend. The number seven
spot goes to Eric Reinhart. Eric Reinhart, you're number seven
and the Mussele White's Division.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I had a Titan truck pass me on the interstate
the other day.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Oh that's a good sign. Man. Hey, if you're looking
for something to tell you who to gamble on, that's
a good sign. Ah Man, here we go.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, I'm excited to start gambling, really ramping it up
now at the season starting number.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Ten, number ten, Here we go. You gotta fill a
buster man.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Well, and I used to think I used to make
fun of Eddie with the thirty dollars or whatever he gets. Yeah,
it actually makes sense if you do the futures. That's
how I got into futures in the first place. You
can spread it out, bro, I still got a queue
of twelve different parlays that are just wide open, could
hit it anytime. So twelve you can actually spread out
and make work. When you go to Vegas and you can't.
(09:29):
There's no way thirty dollars can spread.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Oh no, no, no, no, you can't spread thirty dollars. You
can spread thirty dollars out on the Roulett wheel on
one spin, but that's about it.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
You know how we randomly said, Evansville, what are you
gonna take? It's very important. I said six hundred. That
ended up being a really good sweet spot of what
to take. There was a post on a br whatever
it is, Bleacher Report gambling, which is huge, and it
said going to Vegas for two days over under five
hundred dollars over, which is basically the same question we
(09:58):
asked ourselves. And you have to sadly, you have to
go over that.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah, especially now the table minimums are more. Everything's expensive.
And my cousin Andrew did hit me up. I don't
know if I've said this on the pod, but he said,
you guys are idiots. You guys are making fun of
me for paying six hundred dollars to go see the
Major League Baseball All Star Game, but you guys will
take five hundred dollars to Evansville.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
You have told the same story.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Sorry, defending Champ, you got the tenth pick, Muscle White,
you got the tenth pick. Sorry, I can't keep my
story straight. Let me tell you it happens.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Ray.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
So the other day Ben Davis is eight, Ben Davis
is eight. Ray at the pool this lady's kidj okay, okay, No,
We're not gonna do that. I know I've told that story.
I will say, though, I know there's this guy Jerry
saw him.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
He asked me to play golf.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
No, he said we should play golf. No, it's weird.
Like my parents used to call me my brother's name,
and you know, they always get our names wrong. I'm like,
how the hell do you do that? Now that I
have kids, It's it's crazy how many times you call
them the wrong damn name. Like, but oh my gosh,
this is the big one, the number one pick, the
(11:10):
Muscle White's division, Muscle White's Division. Wow ghost to Matt Podaski, Paraski, Paraski, Paradski,
Matt Paraski, good job, Matt, number one pick. You've got
to be taking Michael pennickx Padraski. Pennix is with uh
(11:33):
Atlanta Man and Cousins got hurt. Well, he was hurt
last year, but they signed into like a one hundred and
eighty million dollars deal and then they drafted Pinnick. But
you hey, you know what they say, you can never
have too many quarterbacks because guess what happens. Quarterbacks get
hurt and when they get hurt, they go to those backups,
and god, some of those backups are bad.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
And you need that franchise quarterback. That's what the Titan
said with Air McNair, Piper Aeron mcfluff, Hey, who was
the quarterback before mc They didn't say really. They showed
Del Greco the kicker, and they Fisher was talking about him,
and he never said the name, and I was gonna
look it up, and I didn't care enough to look
at it was some white.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Dude because I know he sat on Neil O'Donnell.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
It was a generic white dude. And they go, we
need a franchise quarterback. And then in comes Air McNair
and he sat per a year and he had a
conversation with Fisher and he said, hey, things got to change.
I gotta play and Air McNair's and Jeff Fisher said,
all right, let Air McNair begain. And once it started, dude,
there was no looking back. Freaking Eddie George. They took
(12:33):
off Javon Curse, Oh.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Dude, Javon cursed with the Freak. I think that was
his nickname. He was really good. Aaron Posseler, you're the
ninth pick. Ninth pick, you can get to Shan Watson.
There maybe Nick Chubb, I don't know who else, maybe
Amari Cooper.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I mean, will it titan go in the first or
second round? No?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Oh no, I don't think a titan goes in the
first three round. I can't name man unless falls in
love with Ridley.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Or that mc nutt guy. I get told you guys about.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Oh yeah, Number five pick? Hey did you see uh
DeAndre Hopkins?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Sidney Sweeney posted some nice pictures of her in a
bikini and she was like, what do you call this
a first trap? And DeAndre Hopkins comment and goes trapped?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Ho hop Hey, he went for it. He went for
he said trapped.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
All right, let's go for the goal line there. Good
the hop for the pylon. Number five pick Josh Torganson.
Josh Torganson, good.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Job, Josh. Yeah, is this still one of four divisions?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yeah? Man, oh dude, this, Oh my gosh, it's already
been an old segment.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
It's gonna take it hour.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
No.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
No, it's not not that I've anywhere to be, guys.
I'd never want to be anywhere other than this place.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, hey, hey, second pick, here we go, second pick?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
This hell hold its sixty degrees.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Uh. Second pick goes the Sam Shaw job, Sammy sam Shaw,
all right, good job, Sam Legend. All right.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
They're also showing some of the restaurants.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Oh did they show the Shonees by the Stadium?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I'm talking about the documentary from Steve McNair that we
talked about a week ago on the podcast. So I'm
just randomly talking about it. Oh, just over the weekend
three days later.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're good.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
But they showed all these old restaurants. Dude, McNair used
to have a restaurant. There should there be a Rundown
Chicken place? Where's that blace at? I mean, now it's
all Oh you know, are you a TikTok influencer? Kitting Ish?
Oh do you want pancake pantry?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
How about Taco's in Tequila's, Blanco Tequiliary, Miranda's, Blake's, Luke Bryan's,
Jason Aldans. Back in the day, man, you just had
some good old fashioned chicken in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Baby. Yeah. Well, there wasn't enough people to have cool
restaurants back then because there was only seven hundred thousand people.
They didn't know what good food was.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
And uh, I think Snooky has a restaurant or something,
a store coming to Nashville.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Snooky like from Jersey Shore. Yes.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
And I saw a post and it goes, this is
the new Nashville, and it was Snooki's thing, and it goes,
here's the old Nashville. And it was Robert's Western where
those bars, tootsies, you know, where you go and you
suck it off, sucking, you know, and you're gonna take
home a cowgirl and she's gonna ride till the sun
comes down.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Number six picks John Michael Montgomery, John Michael Montgomery. Is
he really in our league? Well, it's John Michael and
I think his last name was Mendoza, but I just
wrote John Michael. And I don't know the rest. All right, Oh,
number eleven, Number eleven pick, here we go. We got
(15:53):
three people left. It is Tyler clatt yep, Tyler clatt Hey.
The Tyler's in this division are picking back to back.
Muscle White at ten, Klatt at eleven.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Job man, and the last one you don't have to draw, No.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I have two. It's the number four spot. The number
four spot is going to Taylor Higabotham Yep. Taylor Higabotham,
Boy Taylor, Higabotham. And that means that should be the
(16:29):
number twelve pick. Yep, number twelve, and it goes to
Matthew Taylor. Matthew Taylor the twelfth pick. You should be
able to get Tannehill.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
There, let's go Maddie too.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I mean number twelve. I don't know who you're taking,
but all right, that's the Tyler Division. We're gonna take
a break. We'll be right back. Pause it Batter's Box Division.
Here we go, Here we go. I'm gonna try to
make it quicker. I'm sorry. I know I'm so annoying.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
What if everybody that's a better division.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I should have just gone to the name generator thing.
This is the sixth pick.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
What if everybody in sex division? What if everybody that's
better division?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
The sixth pick goes to Team A. Team A Team
A that is someone that we were still looking for
an owner when we drew these names. So Team A
got the sixth pick. There you go next, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
What I mean? You said I have to fill a
buster and then you now, all of a sudden, you're
like out of a rocket ship.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
No, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I was gonna say this doesn't. It was organized, but
now when you hit me with Team A, it seems
like there's a little bit of a it's still a hodgepodge.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yeah, Andrew Lissak, you're number seven, Andrew Lissak.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I know it'll all come together. It's just like Christmas.
You always wonder how are we gonna get the money
for kids? You know, how how is any of this
gonna work? It always does, it always does.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
It always happens, man, it always happens. Listen. It's sort
of like coaches gonna mention bore. It's gonna come together.
I'm just not very I'm just not organized.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah. I didn't use that example because I ought there's
a chance it might.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I'm hoping this is gonna happen. Number twelve, Number twelve.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Well, if the people don't show the support, why does
it have to happen.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Jada Pavolvic, Paulviovic, Jada Vivolvic ad a girl, Jada Jada Paulo.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I knew a girl Jada Bell's bluff. When we say here,
Justin hollered at her for a little bit. She would
pull up. Oh really No. I don't know if they
ever dated, but they definitely talked at the pool. She
got in trouble one time, oh for having a whale
tail dead serious management came up to her and said
it was showing too much of her ass and she
had to go change. And then that's what started the
(18:52):
whole conversation of it's it's not the big bathing suit
or the material, it's how a girl's ass is shaped
and what is shown. And so she did have to
wear a cover up. She lost the battle in court.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Well that's not cool, because I mean some people are
just blessed with a you know, dairy air that looks nice. Ray.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Were you part of the committee that was able to
judge if it was showing too much?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Ray? Did you have a vote? You were part of
the Cares committee. Brian Holly got the tenth pick. Brian Holly,
tenth pick.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I got go niners. He's nine or nine or bang
bang those situations. Man, that was so awkward. I like
went to the other corner of the room and watch
college football and acted like I didn't know English.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
And this is the number nine pick number nine.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
I think she was crying. Actually, oh man, Yeah, it
was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It's hard to it's sort of like when the wall competition,
I'm big brother and Chelsea was up there and she
was like, I'm blessed with a backside that goes out,
and so it was really hard for me to stay
on the wall. Matthew Taylor, you're number nine?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Which one's Chelsea?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I watch it so passively. It is a great season,
but it's usually my chick leading the charge with it.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Oh, I like Chelsea. I think she's one of my favorites.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Is she the one that's dating in guy?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
No, that was that's Brooklyn. That's Brooklyn. But we never
found I never I don't know who she's dated or
married to. They didn't never say Ray.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
The bigger the ass, the harder it is for the competitions.
Did you fucking lose something? Oh my gosh, what'd you do?
The wrong names or something? Hold on, that's how you
know it's live guys, they would never see. It's always
(20:35):
been my argument that this doesn't need to be a podcast,
that we should have just done this in a room
videoed it a live stream with the boys. Yeah, you're right,
but maybe there is enough conversation where it's semi interesting.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Three.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
I mean, I'll stop the music for this one four
I think I actually five.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Six eight one two three four five six, So I
put two people's name back in the cup that are
from the other division. And Matthew Taylor.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Was well, no, at least you saw your error right away.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yeah, I'm like, wait a minute, No, no, I've already called
Matthew Taylor's name. So we'll just keep going, coach.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
And when you start to count and also talk, you
start to sound like you have a list like batter's box.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
What if everybody that's a batter's box or it could
be your mic?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Oh my god, I'm so unorganized. It is so amazing.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
What do we back on track?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
We're back on track. We'll figure it out. Ray chew chew. Yeah,
all right, here we go. Ninth pick. Ninth pick is
Team B. Team B has the ninth pick. Yeah, nope, yeah,
Team B.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I would like to know though states people are from
that are I would if it was a well I'm
a big stat guy. I'm curious the states that people
are from that are in our forty eighteen fa.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Oh, that's a great question.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Male female or I mean that dad, this'd be real.
Sexual orientation doesn't even matter. So take that category out.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Number two, Pick number two, Pick four, Uh, holy shit, Arnold,
you fucking idiot. Michael Mafio, don't ever turn the volume
up that loud. Michael Mafio, Are.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
You getting crazy? Are you? Are you on drugs? Now?
Com on whipp its? That stop? Stop it. That's not funny, sirs.
Are you on methamphetamines?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I'm just doing at night. I take those sleep.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Gummies number eleven.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
All right, that's not bad.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Hey, we like that about Arnold. Alicia O'Brien number eleven,
Alicia Ohbrian.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Ray Or pronounced Alicia.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Well, no, it's so funny. It is like she signs
up as Alicia O'Brien, then her Venmo is a different
last name, like, so she's already Mary. Some people are
so confusing sometimes I remember that about her.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, people are confusing in it. And at the same time,
at what point are we just gonna blow past people's
names where nobody even has a name and everybody's just
bro sis?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
What's what? Girl? Chica? Number three? Pick number three Pick
Cameron need Him Rookie of the Year Coaches Convention.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Cameron, need him Get them Cam, Because I was realizing
the other day Abby. What do you talk about her for? Yeah,
you're a girlfriend. I don't even really call her Abby.
I honestly call her girl, which maybe's rude in the workplace,
but I always hate girl. It's pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Oh, here we go. This's the big one.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Delete that part.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
That's the big one. Number one? Okay, number one.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Or a bat or the box.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
It could be him.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
What if everybody that's a bad box division.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
And it is Michael Wagoneer, Michael Wagoneer, hell of a
vehic YEP, and Michaels go back to back in this division,
Michael Wagoneer and Michael Mafio one two batters. Box is
not gonna like to hear that. He told me he
was worried about the Michael but batters, But like, oh,
(24:14):
number four? Is there a clear cut number one? Is it?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Christian McCaffrey. I don't know Jon Bijod.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, man, dude, he's so good.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
No, you guys, he sucked last year.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Well that was last year. You got a new coach.
Kimberly Armada, Amanda. Kimberly, Amanda, I don't know how you say,
I mean coach.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
You sound like did you take an English class?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Ever did tell me how you still her last name?
Say it Ashley Amada. Her name is Kimberly, but Amada. Okay,
maybe you're right. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Please tell me I'm right. First try I have like
fifteen feet away from the name.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
All right, the number eight pick. The number eight pick
goes to.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Ray.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I told you this would be interesting.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Troy Bain, Troy Bain, get them, Troy. That means Batter's
Box will be the fifth pick. Troy Board.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Make sure I got that right. That's actually right. Where
you want to be?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Battle of Them five? Battle of the Bop is Batter's Bob.
There we go, Batter's Box Division all wrapped up.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
See. I wouldn't mind having Christian McCaffrey. I want to
be one.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah, I wouldn't mind having Christian McCaffrey. He's a good dude.
He seems he got married this offseason, so he's really motivated.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
You see some of his workouts the next.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Level, dude, how long do you think you could last
doing one of his workouts? Dude?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
I mean that's how you realize, Oh my gosh, no wonder,
he can sprint zero to sixty in two seconds. Look
at what he trains.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Like Derrick Henry when he's putting all those plates and
it's just like muscles everywhere, and he's got them around
his neck. It's like these guys are just different humans.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah, Derrick Henry, though, I think he worked out more
in Nashville. I think in Baltimore he's gonna try and
his raven dude Lamar Jackson is skinny. I bet we
get a new skinny Derrick Henry.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Who's a great question. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Ray the thin Reaper.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Well, oh, I like that. We'll take a break and
we'll right back. SIS in division, SIS in division. This
is where it all comes down to. Is Ray getting
the number one pick? Can he get? King Henry?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I just hit up Justin with an exclusive that we
didn't offer it anybody else. So now I feel bad
what I said, we're doing the draft numbers. Draw want
to listen or are you working? I said, it'll tell
us what pick we're going to be and you can
listen on the phone. We didn't give that to Batter's
Box or anybody, so I feel bad. That's okay, But
he's also working. He works at Vanderbilt.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
If he working, is the canan answer?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
He has to be I have no. I mean, if
he's not working at ten point thirty on a normal day,
then what is he How is he making money?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Twelve? Number twelve pick right off the jump, probably me, No,
Christian mcnutty. Christian mcnutty, number twelve.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
See, there's been years when the number one pick is
far and away the number one pick. Do you think
that's this year?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Okay, No, And a lot.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Of people have gone away from the running backs and
they've gone more wide receivers. A lot of people last
year were picking Jefferson number one. A lot of people.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Who's throwing to him this year? The Viking?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
A lot of people have CD Lamb be the number
one the number two pick, number two pick.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Cd Lamb. He's not even at training camp.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Hey, he'll be there for the game. He ain't missing again. Okay.
Number two pick goes to Team B Team B jaw B.
Good job. Hey, does they want to be Team B? No?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
No, we ain't freaking coughing up three hundred for fantasy football.
We're already way behind budget.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Fourth pick, fourth pick? You want the fourth pick? What
do you think about the fourth pick?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
I'm fine with anywhere in the middle because it gives
you a second from when it snakes back. You don't
want you don't want a ten or twelve, and you
really don't want to One through three.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Four is brock Rogers. Brock Rogers hit him rock. I
heard he was. He was named after Brock Lesner.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
There's always, I'll say this, in our fantasy football league,
there's always Batters Box is usually a pretty damn good team.
Lunches is fine. I'm about fifty to fifty. I would
say I'm five hundred, but Batter's Box is good. But
there's always about one or two or three people that
are fucking good.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah, and then there's some that are just dog crowd.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Then there's some that don't even check their teams and
it's like thanks for the free two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yeah. Three. Number three. Draft pick number three goes to
Jesse Leva.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
No, he's the Roulette strategy.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yeah, Jesse lab of the Roulette strategy that got him
went broke.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Hey, guys, I'm gonna show you that Macavelli and Roulette strategy.
You're guaranteed to win. Oh shit, I just lost one
thousand dollars in ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Number six. Number six.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Is six is perfect. Give me six.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I'm not gonna give you six. Jeremy Griffith. Griffin Griffith.
He's a principal and he's a Kansas City Royals fan,
So there's that he deserves. If anybody deserves the number
one pick, it would have been the principal.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
But kids out there, any principle is a prince of pal.
Remember that they are your friend. Oh, coach over to you.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Is that something you learned in school? Is that what
they always thought?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Mister Belding always used to say, I am your principal,
Pal Morris.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
That's it. You're right. That is funny, dude. You know
what's funny? I see people like that. I went to
high school with that. Were the partiers, never went to class,
you know what I mean, hated school, and now the
teachers like that is so weird. But the number eight
pick goes to Evan McCown. Evan McCown, yeah clown. Him
(30:13):
and his dad are both in the league this year.
I don't know how that happened.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Are they really related in father son?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Yeah? He said on the he goes dude, how did
my son and I get drawn?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Okay? Because I like the backstory. If it's true. Good,
it's confirmed.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
It is. And he said, and we're coming to take
some name. All right, we're gonna wreck shop.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
There usually are a couple of teams that come and
beat everybody's asking you take our money.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yeah, number eleven, number eleven.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
I'll take eleven.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
You like eleven?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
No, but I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Okay. Huh, congratulations, you got it, Susan. That is so shitty.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
No, you kind of do want you want it to
be waited for the second. That means you're getting basically
two picks in the second round.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
My favorite thing is you're like, yeah, I want it,
I want it, and then have me.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I was trying to reverse jings.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Oh yeah, you manifested the wrong way. Fell justin too late, man,
too late. Say we got number eleven, What do you
think we should get?
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Now?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
I gotta get online and see if what the experts
say about the eleven.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Pick number ten, number ten, damn.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
That means we're gonna have two real quick picks.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yeah, that's when it gets nerve wracking. Trevor Wyman, Trevor Wyman,
you're number ten, damn Wegman.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Isn't that the quarterback for A and M?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah? I think it is Trevor Wyman. Wegman. Here we go.
I mean number one is still out there.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Congrats. I have Christian McCaffrey.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Here it is.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
You can have Christian.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Oh boy, number one.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah, you can have Christian.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
I don't care. Oh boy, here it is? Who is it?
All right? This one? This person deserves it right here.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
You can have Derrick Henry. He's all yours.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Team C.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Well, that person better pay real quick.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yep, Team C.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
You about to get that number on.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
How I'm gonna do it is when they pay. I'm
gonna say, do you want Team A, B or C?
Because they'll have no idea what draft position is, and
then whatever one they pick, that's where they're at because
they'll have paid before, right, they'll have paid before this.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Otherwise they could listen to this and then.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Be like, yeah, I'll take teams. See, that'd be great.
Here we go. Number nine, number nine. Let me see
Michael Evans. Michael Evans is number nine. I mean I
(32:33):
would say twelve is the worst. Eleven might be the second.
My wife's texting me, do you mind if I go
eat lunch with Emily today?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Oh? Do you care if I come?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
No don't care. Go for it. Why would I care.
I'll just starve to death. Here we go. We got
the number five and number seven still left.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
That's always the best. Do you care if I go
over to Jessica's for four hours? No, I'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Yeah, like what I care? I don't give a crap.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Kind of has the same response though, and I say golf,
She's like, yeah, go, I'm gone for seven hours.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Number seven is toa who Tua Tua. There's no way
I can say his name right to Tua toa who who?
And then that means the fifth pick. We don't even
take the number five out. But you are the fifth pick.
And let's see what your name is.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Team A, God, hey, anti climbag dick for five hundred please,
Team C number one pick, Team two.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Team B is in the second pick, and Team A
is the number five pick.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
We wonder why we never went award.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Oh my god. We'll take a break. We'll come right back,
and we're gonna do the last division. And I don't
know if anybody's even listening to this, even if you're
not in the league, are you listening? We'll be right back,
all right.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I gotta read these texts from Justin after the eleventh
pick was given. Oh no, well, first of all, it's
random draw.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Yeah, it's not like it's anything we can control.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
This is tex from Justin. I said, are you working?
And he goes not working? But I read it late
and he goes eleventh out of twelfth. Great, go fuck yourself.
I guess Maserati Marv will be off the table by then,
and he taxt like ten times in a row. So
here we go. Hey, can we get a great draw man?
Oh awesome? We can do Kirk Cousins from Holland Christian
(34:26):
in Michigan. With the eleventh pick in the draft, the
Ripper Magoos take Matt Ryan, who is retired. You fucked us. Hey,
With that pick, we can take Desmond Howard of the
Green Bay Packets. I'm lighty or he goes I'm lighting
one hundred dollars bill on fire in front of a
bum right now in solidarity because we don't have a
chance with the eleventh pick.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Tell the sore losers nation to go fuck up. I
want my money back. Eleventh pick? What the fuck is that?
I think you should be working at a snack bar,
not pick numbers.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
It was random. I love it.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I love how mad he was.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Hello, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Whoa? Whoa?
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Which one is?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
What? All right?
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Those are the number? You do numbers first?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
You can do either way. Yeah, I did numbers first.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
I want to do names.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Okay, do names first, that's fine. Oh my god, I
just reached ten. The mix them up, Oh my god,
mix up the numbers. Mix them up, fix them up.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
I'm mixing them.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
I don't like that there. I don't like being the
first one out of the bucket. And I don't I mean,
I'm mixing my My anticipation is already over. I was
gonna be like, oh man, I'm gonna wait four or
five names to hear me.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Come on, trust me, it doesn't go. Come on, you
fall to eleven.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Don't do it.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Lunch box is the I picked two, the first one.
I saw number four? All right, all right, all right,
I'll now do the other number that I grabbed. Yeah,
I saw the four for okay, number one.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Mother, I saw the four first.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
I saw the four first. Dude, you four's good?
Speaker 1 (36:14):
You had two in your hand. I saw and you
saw the four first, you son of a bay.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
I got you damn close to number one.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
I mean it was touching it. I was having sex
with number one. I was having sex with the number
one pick and it went running out the door. Oh
my god, something scared it off.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Here we go. Who is it? Team B?
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Team B? God? That sucks.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
You're writing him down or I gotta keep him again?
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Oh you're good, I'm writing them down? There go damn
would name? I mean number four? I don't even know
who I want? Alec Kyle for which one? Oh you
didn't pick a number yet? Okay, number ten? Alec Kyle.
I don't even know if it's Alec or Alex, but
I keep I can't read my own writing. So he's
Alec Kyle. I mean, I don't know the rest of
your life, the rest of my life. You're ale At
(37:02):
Kyle to me?
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Man Sheldon Bullinger, Oh Bullinger.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Yeah, he's number Give him number eight, Sheldon Bollinger, number eight.
God tell a text justin tum lunch got number four?
See what he says?
Speaker 2 (37:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Yeah, I would love to see his reaction. Is gonna
be great. Let me text batter's box. Let him know
see if he wants to know what pick he got.
Roby Holmes Roby Holmes is what twelve twelve? Roby Holmes, Dude,
I'm cooking now. Yeah, maybe KB Holmes you remember those?
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah, I was about to buy one.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Oh really, Steven Bega? Oh lou Bega seven, Uh, lou
Begas seven, lou Begas seven.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Team A.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Didn't we already do a teammate?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
No? We did a team B. All right, Team A
primate number two six, Team A number six. How embarrassing
is that we're doing a drawl and we don't have names.
That's bad.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
We've never had it like that, I never I don't know.
Ray ratings are down. Michael McCown.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Michael McCown. Oh that's the other day? Is dad? Or
is numbers out?
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Give the man a three?
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Michael McCown, damn right before me. I'm going pinnix at four.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Miguel Montes Montes the bed stopped. This would be the
nine because the six was marked on.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Yes. Nine is Miguel what Montes? Miguel Montes?
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Hello, Arnold hit it okay, signs Texan Abbey Wally Estrada.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Oh, Wally, he's got two for sure, he's getting two.
Give him eleven, oh, Wally Astrada, al right, two left
I think, yeah, two left should be two left.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
And I'll have Justin's response after this.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Yeah, batter's box has not replied if he wants to
know his draft stock Nick Garvey, Nick Garvey too, Nick Garvey,
what a spot, dude? God? And then number five goes
to number five goes to Terrence B. Terrence B. All right,
(39:47):
that's a wrap.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Justin's text is not a rap. We are getting a
text from Justin.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
I said, lunch got four, and he said, yeah, great.
At least he has a fighting chance for Terry McLaurin.
We have to settle for Zach will Wilson with the
eleventh pick. You fuck, Hey, we get Zach Wilson. Hey,
Zach Wilson. That's pretty good. Does he back up for Rogers?
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Where is Zach Wilson?
Speaker 2 (40:14):
He's gotta still be there, panther hunting.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
No, he's not in New York?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Is he he's bouncing? No, dude, we might have him
four string here in Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Let me let me go. I have no idea what
team he's on. He might still be on the jet.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Leave us, Rudolph Willis. We might have Zach.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Wilson for Zach Wilson is on the Broncos. All right,
all right, all right, guys, we're out. UH Drafts Batter's
Box Division. Your draft is tonight, don't forget, and everybody
else is tomorrow night. Uh. You should have got an email,
but thank you for listening. Please comment what state you're from?
(40:49):
Where if you listen to this, even if you're not
on the uh, in the league, on the website or
not on the website. What the hell? Facebook? I don't know.
I'm done, Ray l Age sex language. We are the
sore losers at gmail dot com. We gotta go. I
don't know, so stupid. I'm such a I'm such a
we gotta go, we gotta go.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
I've never been so dehydrated after a podcast faking energy
for forty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
I don't know what I did. That was terrible. That
was terrible. A
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