We Are Back! Football Is Back! Pitts Is Back!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You tell Justin he can kiss my ass. He can
kiss my ass.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
These headphones suck.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Me, Like, since Win is Justin Adam freaking schefter.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
But he's wrong though, because I looked at your draft.
Since Win is Justin field Yates, he's freaking mel Kipper,
He's mel Kiper Jr. He's Todd McShay. He's gonna come
at me and tell me my draft sucked. That's why
I woke up to the text and he said.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Let me no, no, no, no, no no, read the text.
I want to hear what he had to say. Because
we had the fantasy football draft last night. I want
to know what he said about my team.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Here we go. Let me go back in time. Thank you, dude.
Me and him were doing FaceTime so we could see
each other, and then we were able to both go
on the website and then beautiful, I would just draft.
We thought there'd be a glitch. Lucky all worked out.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
No glitches.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Man, some dude was saying he couldn't get it.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Well, I'll talk about that in a minute. I'll talk
about it.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's after the draft, is when he just started going in.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Well, let's hear. I want to hear text from justin
let's just do them all.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, I thought we were introing the show. I thought
we were.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Sorry. Sorry, intro the show first, then you can do it.
I'm sorry. Some of this stuff's gonna be bad to
eat on Friday. On Friday, we'll do well. We'll talk vacation.
I got some good stories.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
All right, We're gonna do it live. Oh the one too,
sore losers?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
What up, everybody, I'm lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
What up, y'all? It is sis, and I'm from the North.
I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side
of Nashville Bays or my wife. We have a country
farm two point two acres, probably the least to most
of those guys. They have about one hundred to one thousand.
Arnold died over to you.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
No, he didn't die.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Why the hell this was his final words?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Just screamed myself, all.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Right, from just do the intro.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
That was it.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
That was the intro.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I didn't say my intro. Did you say your intro?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah? I literally said my intro because I said farmers, ranchers.
You didn't say yours at all? Due, are we drunk?
You gotta say?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Did I say it didn't even counted? No, we didn't.
We didn't even count the three. I spearaty god, we
didn't even do the one, dude, three, there's no way
you did? You really say it?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah? And is there two beds running? No, dude, I
said it because I said ranchers, farmers. I don't think.
I don't think ranchers, farmers, one hundred acre. We did it?
You did yours? You're that drunk, dude. We did the
whole intro.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I don't think we did. Yeah, we did. We did
the whole intro so fast. No, No, we did one, two, three,
sore losers.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
And then you said, what up y'all? I'm lunchbox. I
would have never just gone into mine right away. We'll
listen back to it, but I guarantee you I just.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Go ahead and start. We'll do it. Because I don't
think we. I don't think I said it. How the hell?

Speaker 3 (02:59):
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Here's mark? How am I this delirious already? That I
don't even know if I said it or not. You
said I said mine. You did the we're doing it
live because you did. Arnold's dead at the very end
of my intro. Now, I don't think you did one, two, three,
I just don't believe it.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Let's just do it again then, Oh the wore losers?
What I everybody?

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I am lunchbox. I know the most to out sports.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
You did, I did?

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah you did.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
There's no way I did it. Oh my god? Oh whatever,
what's up?

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Everybody?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, So
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, it says that I'm from the north. I'm an
alpha male. I love on the north side of Nashville
Bays or my wife. We have a ranch farm two
point two acres. Some of the farmers and ranchers have
more than US one hundred to one thousand. We just
have two point two and Arnold died.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
No, no, no, no, no no. I don't know what exactly
how we did it. Okay, I honestly don't believe we did.
This might be the worst four minutes in history, because
I swear to you, I never did my intro and
you never did. We are the one dude, three sore losers.
I can't if we did. I am totally all right.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
This was lost comment he made about your team.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
No, no, let's just hear the text from Justin.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Texts from Justin last night, starting right around draft time,
round seven. I said, great, I'm trusting Angelina transcribing this
properly drunk because she wrote all the picks that me
and Justin had put the night before. It was so sloppy.
And oh, you guys had a pre meeting, Yeah, we met.
We were meeting all weekend.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
I did see you guys with Pop, which was that
was Piper Piper. See, okay, you got to name the
something the cat, something totally different.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Nobody's ever gonna meet the cat. The cat's given me
a part of nobody's lives but ours. That's why I've
already started naming her fluffy. To me, She's fluffy.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Here's the problem, because it's so close to Pablo that
I want to say Pablo every time, and I know
that's a sad subject. Anyway, I did see you guys
having a picture with Pop Piper on the back patio
in his little cage, and you guys had some bruskies
and you were talking about your draft.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
And this is where he said it. And then so
I said, we were looking at batter's box division. If
somebody drafted before you, you could pretty much just cherry
pick and see what they did, which is what we
used it as a blueprint. It was basically the backbone
of our draft. And I said, Wattle went in the
fifth You got Wattle?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Did I get Wattle? Yeah, you got I don't get Wattle.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
So I would imagine if you got him, if you
got him in the fourth, I was probably reaching a
little bit.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Dude, I don't know here. Here's the thing about mine
is my strategy usually is I love to load up
on running backs. Here's the problem. My draft was absolutely
haywire and people were drafting backup running backs in the
fifth round. Nick Chubb, who had his leg about got amputated.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
He's in the Bahamas right now for a month.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
He was drafted in the sixth round.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah, you guys went crazy.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
So there was I'm talking absolutely no running backs available.
It was a freaking desert out there. There was You
could have drafted tumbleweeds before you could have got a
running back. I have never seen anything like it. I
was freaking out because I love running backs and there
was none to be had and it was stressing me out.

(06:24):
And I really screwed up because my first team, my
first picks. Okay, I picked at the fourth pick b
Jon Robinson, and then when it came back to me
in the second round, I drafted drafted Kyron Williams.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Which is I'm so jealous. I keep telling Justin we
got a TNA and we got Gibson from the Lions.
I said, we should have got Gibson, but we probably
should have got whatever Gibson guitar. We should have probably
gotten your guy Kyron Williams Karen Williams instead of ETN.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
No.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
I love ATM too. But anyway, so then it came
back to me and I had to choose. I was like,
oh my god, I don't know. There was Cooper Cup
sitting there.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
I mean, this is in twenty twenty two.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
And Drake London, and I was like, oh my god,
I can't draft Cooper Cup.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Didn't love what I saw to Drake London. No, not
a lot of touchdowns, not a lot of yards.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
I understand, but those were the two guys I saw,
and I had him in my list and it came
to my turn and I was like, oh man, I
can't draft Cooper Cup because I have Kyron Williams and
so they're gonna be battling for the football.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
You got Bajon and Drake London.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
So I drafted Drake London because I was like, Wow,
I can't have two guys on the same team. That fuck.
I Gotvjon Robinson this morning? Did it this morning? I
look at my team and I'm like, I'm a dumb ass.
I have Bjeon Robinson and Drake London. How stupid am I?

Speaker 2 (07:54):
I loved your team because you got Karen Williams. The
one comment just to made about your team, and it's
probably right at the beginning of your draft. He said, dude,
Lunch his team as weak as fuck, No way he
makes the playoffs? Well what was weak about my looked
at it and I loved it. I love that you
got the cuppy, you got the lond London. He Karen
Williams and Bajohn Robinson. I mean that's a pretty good

(08:14):
duo right there.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, I mean I have did you get Jackson.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Smith and Jigba you and your brother a butt buddies.
You got the same damn picks.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
I do have Jackson Smith and Jigba. But you know
who I did not get? Terry McLaren.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Your brother did, did he?

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Really?

Speaker 2 (08:30):
I mean I love Scary Terry's get the same guys
every year.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
No, I mean I I draft Scary Terry every year.
I love that dude. He is so good, he's so consistent,
and someone took him right before me. But I mean
my team, I started off Bijon Robinson, then I went
Kyen Williams. Then I went maybe Jalen Waddle. Then I
got Drake Lund London. Then I got Amari Cooper. Then

(08:55):
I got Deontay Johnson. Then I got Jackson Smith and
Jigba because there was all the running were gone. So
then I ended up with Ray Davis, JK. Dobbins, Jalen
Warren and Roshawn Johnson my two quarterbacks.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
I was.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I was locked in on Kyler Murray. He's in my
quarterback in my other leagues. That's who I was going for.
Some jackass took Kyler Murray before I.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Could get him reach.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
So then I'm freaking out and I was like, I
gotta get a QB, Gotta get a QB because Stroud
was gone, Jalen Hurts was gone. You know, the big
dogs were gone. So I was like, all right, So
I went Quentin or Anthony Richardson. I was like, all right,
let's take him. He's gonna run. He gets hurt every
damn game. If you watch last year, he gets hurt
every damn game. I never draft two quarterbacks. So it

(09:42):
came back to me in like the tenth round, and
I said, screw it, let's go upside. Jayden Daniels got
two qbs. That's my team. Solid rookie, solid rookie. So
justin says my team sucks. Let me go look at
your damn team.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Our draft grade says it all. We got last place
ranked is twelve out of twelve.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
No way, where do you see that?

Speaker 2 (10:03):
You go click on rating or something. You click on
draft and then it'll say recap Draft results, yeah, or recap.
It's another tab over U league. Hold on draft and
at the top there's three different tabs. It's one of
those recap.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Okay, okay, I'm look, oh draft right here, draft recap,
Oh god, here we go, Oh wow, wow. You know
who's number one?

Speaker 2 (10:34):
You me, that's crazy and we're number twelve.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Coach Lunchbox had an impressive showing in the recent twenty
twenty four Sore Losers podcast Fantasy Football League Draft. They're
all I do when is when franchise gave came away
feeling exuberant about their top grade in the league. Based
on an analysis by Myfantasy league dot com. All I
do is win made their best pick of the draft
in round two, selecting Kyron Williams, but the twenty first

(11:01):
pick of the draft as compared to the eighteenth spot
he should have been selected according to the rankings. He's
being grooned for a future starting job. All I do
is win, coach Lunchbox said, never said that All I
do is win. Made their worst pick of the draft
in round eleven, selecting JK. Dobbins with the one hundred
and twenty fourth pick of the draft, as compared to

(11:22):
his one hundred and thirty ninth spot he should have
been selected. He's a project. All I do is win.
Coach Lunchbox said. Starting in week fourteen, all I do
is win won't be able to submit a full lineup
due to having two quarterbacks one by so I got
two quarterbacks with the same damn buy time will tell
if coach Lunchbox can take their top ranked draft all
the way to the league championship. So justin, kiss my ass.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Dude, we were freaking out, man, we were freaking out.
It was the whole draft, justin. It'd be the seventh round, justin, Billy.
We fucked up. We fucked up. This season's over. What
I did is every pick he would tell me, we
had our list of what guys we wanted to target,
guys we wanted to do. He would tell him to
me a minute to type him in Bider's box division,
and I'd see where they were drafted. Well, Zack Moss,
some dumb ass in his division picked him in the

(12:07):
second round. Stop, so we were in the stop it
we were in the FI. Someone dropped him, drafted him
in the second round, yeah above like Derrick Henry and
other badass guys. And I go, justin, Zach Moss is
still available in the fifth and so I just get him.
I got him as fast as I freaking could. I
look at everybody else's drafts. He got in like the
seventh orrade, so some dumb ass season something in him
that nobody else does. And I actually looked at his

(12:28):
stats last year, got good yarded last year, so I'll
take it, but make or break would either be Zach Moss.
And then Justin started tipping back the wine a little
bit and he wanted in Joku. Bro, we're in like
the sixth round. I'm telling you, in Joku. I'm like, dude,
you don't even play fantasy football. And Joku's in the
waiver wire. Nobody gives a fuck about jin Joku. And

(12:49):
he goes, Dude, I'm ton is gonna make or break us?
Drunk drinking the wine. We ended up drafting in Djoku
in like the eighth We could have got him in
the free agent winner, dude, and he's like, we did
that thing. We fucked up with dude. I wanted Laporta bad.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
But you ass, you can't see, dude, he's a badass.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
But here you can't see how it's gonna shake out
because you.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Don't know what people are gonna do. You don't know
how people draft.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
We had two picks pretty much in the same order
back to back. So what we did is we went
Nico from Houston Texans. Dirty Dude's gonna put up crazy numbers.
We went Nico when we could have. We didn't know this.
We could have gone Laporta because he went next, and
then we could have got Nico. Instead we got Nico,
and then I went with ayyuk okay. And then I
see the front page of the newspaper. He's saying he

(13:31):
fucked up. He he hung out the forty nine ers
and banged them.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
He did. He said he was being mean to him,
He hurt their feelings, he was making he was playing
hard to get the last month. He said, it could
have been a lot easier, and I should have made
it easier. And then here's my thing. If you drafted
Jamar Chase, you are shipping your pants.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
No, I didn't want him.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Oh good boy.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
We had an X Way issues right now, right yeah,
because the Bengals won't pay him.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
So you know what he said, you don't want to
pay me, he said, pay me, my friend, pay me.
You don't want to pay me.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
I sit out the Kiwi play. First week, he drafted
three rookies, which they have no track record, and he
also picked three quarterbacks. You only need one. He got
the best quarterbacks though, dude, but they rated him number one.
Hawk Tua Hawk, pull on that thing. Oh no, Hawk,
Tua dude, they had stand no chance will be he

(14:22):
Let me tell you about Hawk Tua man. That dude
entered his email dress wrong. So I've been emailing him like, hey, dude,
you need to register your team, need rest your team,
And it kept getting bounced back, bounce back, bounce back,
bounce back, bounce back. I'm like, what in the hell,
how do I not? Why is it not going to
this guy? So I had to go on Venmo, where
he paid me, send him a message say, yo, dude,

(14:43):
your draft is tonight. Give me your email dress.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
It is wrong whatever you typed in, because I am
trying to get a hold of you because you have
not You're the only one that hadn't logged into the league.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah, he's was picked to be that. He actually had
the best draft, which Hawk un poo on that thing.
But it makes sense that he would be that disorganized
with the way he drafted. It was very bizarre. But
the draft gods on our website put high and mighty
if you draft all quarterbacks, I guess I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Hey, Batter's box ranked number one in his division on
the draft.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Why do you think he was the backbone of our draft? Process. Dude,
he went running back heavy. I was like, hey, batter's
box didn't go quarterback to like seventh. We still reached
and went lamar at fifth or something. But he was
I mean, we want Karen. You got Karen battersbox shot Karen.
We wanted Smith and jigb. We just missed out on him, dude.
So Justin gets drunk, he starts wanting Ohio State bucket.
Oh no, hey, good to Lave Lave sucked. I'm not

(15:35):
getting a love it.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Derek Core sucks. I can't throw the damn football to him.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Get Marv marvelous Marv, dude, I'm not picking marvelous Marv.
We don't even know what he's gonna do in the
high heels in purser. If he's the guy that paints
his finger nails or whatever, that's yeah. So I said,
I don't even know about him. And then he all
of a sudden, who's another guy?

Speaker 1 (15:51):
They got?

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Oh Smith Smith than Jigbu and then somebody got him. Fuck,
we done fucked up Smith and Jigba off the board.
I'm like, that's gonna make a Raka Smith think Jigmuin
like the ninth rout.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Hey, hey, that's the difference. Championship or bust dude in
jigma in the ninth.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Dude, and then we're in the eleventh three it goes
fourteen rounds deep. We're in the eleventh and twelfth, which, guys,
I'm telling you, these people sit on your bench the
whole year. They don't ever play. Maybe you get a
pooka if it's a miracle. He ends up being a
waiver wire guy. A chain's a waiver wire guy last year,
and they were the two big guys this year. But
I go, dude, it doesn't matter. Let meet up the
twelfth and thirteenth pick. And so then he had got

(16:28):
like some tight end or no, we got some the
backup for Kenneth Caldwell the third he got Chandler Chumberrow
Uh Chumberrow Uh, Chalgamera olt Abercrombie the back Yeah, char dude,
because he was drinking chardonnay. He was so dead set
on getting shardonay. I was like, bro, he is gonna

(16:50):
sit on our bench the entire fucking year have sharbon a.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
But yeah, hey, that's why co managing is hard, dude. Hey,
but I'm glad, Hey, you didn't get a backup tod
and Tyler Clunkin.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
That was me.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
He we didn't really need anything else, so I said, Conky,
I like it. Yeah, Roger's gonna be throwing to him. Hey.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
But then I go over to you know, a Ruba
bound the defending champ Division number one rateed draft Muscle
White defending Champ. Really yeah, he according to him. He
dominated there. He got PRIs Haul Pooka.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
See. We wanted Breese to drop to us or Raman
Saint Raban, and neither of them came to us.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Oh, because you're way down at like twelve or eleven.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
One, I think you're a mon Saint Raban dropped.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Let me check mine, let me I'll tell you where
a mon St Maron went. Yeah, Amn, Saint bron went.
Oh man he okay, he went sixth okay.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
We would have never got him in anybody's but batter's box.
He went with Breese Hall and then he also got
Karen Williams.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, so he got so Muscle White. The defending champ
got bresaw ukah A chain Lamar, Mark Andrews, Rashie, Rice,
Calvin Ridley, Zamir White, Brian Thomas, Jonathan Brooks, Matthew Stafford,
Josh Palmer, Jordan Mason, and Isaiah Likely.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
The one thing we actually did screw up on is
James Cook.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Dude like him.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
I don't know what was best up with my things.
He was way down there and he was available and
we never got him. We could have. We could have
had James Cook, ETN and Gibbs.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Damn, I'd have been a solitude.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yeah, we afked up. Yeah, then we went to Nico.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
But we're gonna take a break and we're gonna come back,
and I'm gonna tell you I try to tell people
stuff and no one freaking listens to me. We'll be
right back everyone. Every year I tell you, get on
the website and mess around with it. It is not
like ESPN, and it is not like Yahoo. It's a
little bit different, but it's not that difficult to understand.

(18:57):
You can do mock drafts that way, you under stand it.
And in the middle of the draft last night, there's
someone and here's my question, how the hell are they
in the draft chat? If they're not in the draft.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Right, because you can still just chat in the message
board in.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
The message Okay, I didn't know that, but all of
a sudden, this dude, get dude or chick I don't
even know gets in there.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
It was careful Santa Sex. I already got in trouble
for Colin Taylor a boy or what Cal callaway Apparently
he's a man.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Didn't know that. Uh. Anyway, I get on there and
it's like, hey, guys, how do I get into the draft?

Speaker 2 (19:37):
I saw it too and was dying laughing that you
had to handle it and I wasn't having to do
these side messages and.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
I'm trying to draft over here and I'm like, what
do you mean? He goes, I can't figure out how
to get into live drafty the draft has already started.
What do you mean you don't know how to get in?
So in my head I'm thinking, well, you're in the chat.
Just look at the left side of the screen. There
are the players. It's that hard. I didn't really okay.
So I'm like, what do you mean you don't see
the players on the left side of your screen. He's like, no,

(20:04):
I don't know how to enter the draft brutal, and
I'm like, what, dude? How many times do I have
to say play with the website before the Eppen draft starts?

Speaker 2 (20:15):
I'm a low key flip out hunk tick.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
No, No, I'm not a low key flip out. I'm
gonna low key thank God. People like, how hard is
it to take five minutes to play around with the
freaking website?

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Dude wanted to refund.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
No, he didn't want to refund. He was just like,
maybe I'm only idiot.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
My name's Lunebox, read my lips. No more refunds.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
He goes, maybe I'm an idiot, but I can't figure
it out. I guess I'll just auto draft.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Gotta be real. And in the four years doing the league,
that's happened to me like twice I hear him. But
the auto draft isn't terrible because the only time it
fucks you, and excuse my efforts this podcast, the only
time it screws you if there's injured guys. There's no
injured guys. So this time you could have auto drafted,
and arguably you would have kind of done similar to
how you were gonna dot runking system. Isn't that stupid?

Speaker 1 (20:58):
The audio draft guy in my leak, he held a team,
Oh my god, Jonathan Taylor Man, Garrett Wilson, Cooper Cup, Eh,
Joe Mixon up, say Flowers, Joe Burrow. I mean the
dude came out with an absolute squad justin Herbert. I
mean the computer did him all sorts of favor.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
I was watching it and it and the ones dude,
and also the guy first was it hockah, I'm that thing.
The guy first in ours? Bro took one minute for
the first pick. Bro, you've had the first pick.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
No, no, first pick. That's unexcusable.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
You've had the first fucking pick all week. You click
it in one second. Christian McCaffrey or who's the other guy,
ceed Lambskin. I don't give a fuck, dude, he takes
one minute to do that. I mean, that's just unbelievable. Guys,
But props to everybody hour and twenty five minute draft hour,
that's props. I was done by eight twenty five. In

(21:52):
bed by eight thirty.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
We took a little bit longer. I think we took
an hour and forty five because I had another draft
right after that and it was like, man, I was annoying.
Now weve about an hour fifteen now I think about it,
because we started at seven thirty and ended eight forty five.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Pretty good.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Our fifteen props. Guys there mind, I was a little
I thought it was an hour forty five. Now I'm
a little bit happier, dude.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
And then Baser comes because we had two picks back
to back. He comes out, she goes, how's you guys
draft going? As we're selecting Nico Collins and the guy
below him, Yeah, not Gibbs, Nico Collins and a yuk
And I go, Baser, not now? And then that's what
I selected. Was like, I gotta do Auk. I had

(22:33):
Debo last year. I loved him. I hope you enjoy Wattle,
have fun with him. He gets nine point and then
he gets no catch up. Every game he had nine points,
and then the next I get a touchdown all year,
and the time he does, you'll dance the waddle because
that's the only fucking time you're gonna do it all year.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
I know. Hey, it's sort of like, hey, let me
tell you who that is with me. Mike freaking Evans.
I love Mike Evans against the old go you can't
be against Mike Evans. All he does is catch for
a thousand yards and fifteen touchdowns. The only problem is
he'll go three games without catching a touchdown or any passes.
And then he'll have a game where he catches twenty

(23:09):
balls for two hundred and fifty yards and five tugs
and you're like, God, Mike Evans is amazing. Then the
next game he'll come out and not catch a damn
fucking ball.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
The thing that was making me and justin the biggest
point of contention, Travis Kelcey, Oh bro, I wanted him
bad in justin one draft. He didn't like the older guys.
He didn't like Cup, he didn't like Kelsey, he didn't
like uh, I mean Kamara, but it.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Was just, Oh, I like Kamara. Camara's is nothing but reliable.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, I love Kamara. Maybe it wasn't even Kamara, but
Kelsey for sure.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Kelsey was a stan Ay dude. Kelsey was touching. He
was first round last year. I understand.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Patty was like first or early second last year, and
this year he dropped like six.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Yeah, I did not. I didn't want Kelsey in his mustache.
I was like, stay away from that. We could have
had Reshie Rice.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
He was floating around and never bid at him.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Why He's like he goes fast when he's driving in
when he's on the field.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
He was the one.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
He was the one. He's the one that wrecked.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Okay, but nobody was killed in that.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
No, no, no, that was what's that guy's name? Rugs, Oh yeah, yeah,
but I mean it was so yes, I feel bad
for that guy that couldn't get into the draft, but
he didn't seem to be upset about it. But in
my in my my personal space, I was like, oh
my god.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Oh I knew you were flustered.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
I was like, what, I'm like, go up to the
top of the screen. You see all those things. He
says draft and then you click on that and some
options will drop down and it says joy Live Draft.
He's like, oh, thanks, man found it. I'm like, gosh.
And then my father in law they're still in town
because they watched the kids while we were on vacation,
talking all about it on Friday, and he's like, hey,

(24:51):
the kids are ready for stories. You want me to
take over draft him while you uh, And I'm like.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Who is this guy? This guy.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
A good way he was talking about because earlier in
the day we're talking about fantasy and he's like, so,
so tell me how it works. And I tell him
and he goes, well, well, how come you guys can't
all draft Patrick Mahomes. I'm like, no, no, no, no no,
because he goes, then let's say five people have Patrick Mahomes.
Maybe the one guy that wants to be different and

(25:24):
goes with Lamar Jackson is the better choice because he
has a better game than Patrick Mahomes. And those five
people with Patrick, I'm like, no, no, no, Like in the NFL,
they can't all draft the same player. He goes, yeah, yeah,
but this isn't real. He goes, so, why can't you
just all have Christian McCaffrey on your team?

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Some of them? They let you do that.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
And I'm like, no, no, no, how fun would it be
with twelve guys having Christian McCaffrey because then he wouldn't
mean anything got him. And he's like, yeah, yeah, but
that's the whole point. You got to you got to
weigh the risk of not playing Christian mca And I'm like,
oh my god.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Dude, guys having the same player. Justin was saying the
same damn thing, because I was My whole plan was
the copy batter's box exactly what he did.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
That's what we're trying to do.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah, I want Karen Williams. I wanted Breeze Hall, I
wanted I wanted Injigba, I wanted McLaurin, I wanted all
the boys. He got Korum as a backup running back.
I said, copy Batter's Box. We have the blueprint, just
read it. And Justin goes, well, what if we play
Batter's Box in the playoffs, then we'll both have the
same teams.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Okay, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
So I said, what are the chances we both make
the playoffs and then we play each other with the
same team. I'll take my chances.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
I would take you. Hey, guess what, Justin? That means
we made the playoffs. That means we got a shot
for the freaking money, you jackass god. Hey, Justin won't
worry about that when we get there. Okay, dude.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
He screenshoted Hot Puah's team because we play him first,
and he said, if we don't beat them week one,
I'm selling the franchise. So I guess he's giving up
after week one if that happens. Because Hawk Tua drafted,
mind you, three quarterbacks three rookies, has no idea how
to name a team because they went with pop culture.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Ha.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Well his last name is Toa. Oh, so I think
that kind of helps.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Oh and he got Justin said he got fucking Calvin Ridley.
I mean, wasn't the guy gambling on these games a
year ago? Oh?

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Howk toah Tua his name? He got c J. Stroud,
Deshaun Watson, Caleb Williams, Derek Henry, Aaron Jones, and Jonathan Taylor.
He's got some running backs. I'll tell you that.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Great. There's already some dissension. Justin hits me with you
wanted fucking Ayuk. He's still pissed about it, dude, in
that moment, I wanted Ayuk. I wanted dude. This dude
does have a squad. He's got Hollywood Brown, He's not
playing for two months.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
He's got he's got marviln. You never know what hairz
he's got. Okay, this one's terrible. Jerry Judy, that's the
one guy I've drafted every year and he's never been anything.
I've just decided he's not good at football.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
I thought for a long time he's Ah, this is
his breakout here. Nah, this year is his breakout here.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
The guy I've really bite me in the ass is
the Broncos running back Jamison Williamson. Dude, if he has
a good year, I'm so damn.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
I like him.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
This is this is his year.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Okay, that one's gonna hurt me because we had him
widen center.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Well yeah, and then he has Jaylen Polk. I've never
even heard of Calvin Ridley, Khalil Shakir, Travis Keltzy, and
Dalton Kincaid. Where he is hurting is his wide receivers,
Zach Moss. If he can have a huge year. He's
not with the Colt Bengals. Yeah, I just found that.
I found that out last night when we were drafted.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
I just found out that James Rogers White the running
back for the old Packers, he now plays for the Vikings.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Different teas. And then Josh Jacobs he left the Raiders
and he went to the Packers.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
And Singletary he's no longer in the Bills. He's not
with like the Giants or something. I didn't know Singletary
was on the Giants.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
So last night, no idea, no idea, I know this
is how bad.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Then I go justin, who's the quarterback in Oakland? And
he goes it's that O'Connell kid. I was like, let
me just double check it if we're gonna consider DeVante,
which we weren't.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Oh no, it's out of Connor. It's Minshew, super Vegas.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Baby. We didn't even know the damn quarterbacks.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Oh man, what a night, What a night. All right,
we're gonna take a break. We'll be right back. Hey,
we're bringing in a special guest that you guys have
been calling for for months. We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
We are live, and we're back.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
We're back from commercial and we got a special guest
in the studio. Do you have his music?

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yeah, man, it's probably not approved.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Oh probably not. What up?

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Brother? What up? Man?

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Pets and Burgers the.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Podcasts of all podcasts. This is the ones you've been
getting the messages about.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Right.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
They have been saying, bring Pitts on to talk football.
They said, we have not heard from Pets. Okay, okay
since like the super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
So it's real close to Airhead when they when you
go down the little Spirals and they've got that to
get the Kansas City Marchan bands always.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
No, no, no, it's not Arrowhead. It's something at Arrowhead. Please get
it right, play pay respect to the people that he
enable the stadium.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Welcome Chiefs fans to g e h a field at
Arrowhead Stadium for what is said to be a burner.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
What is that pronounced?

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Gay? Haw? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, no, I'm on
the haw side.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Before we get bring in Pitts we got. This segment
is brought to you by.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah Baby's Barbecue Herd back for another year, God Willing.
Kelsey's dropped about six round in fantasy football. Patty Mahomes,
nobody wants him to about the fifth.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
It's weird.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
I don't know Kansas City. We're gonna win, we gonna lose.
We got pa check Oh, I don't know. Baco backo
he signed the checko over to you, Pitts Boy Barbecue.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Come on on it up, Chiefs fans. Let's put some
sailne on Taylor Swift slower half, get her some KC barbecue. Bup,
chief up, glad to have her, got her got. I
think she got her some square footage Aaron Arrowhead too,
but I would think she's in the k C area.
Is Taylor a Chiefs fan for life? Regardless of how
the relationship pans out?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
I mean, uh no, she'll put the Taylor jinks go south.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Let's say that. I hear is Taylor. I'm not a swifty.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Is she gonna be there, dude, there's no chance she
is gonna miss opening night of the NFL football season.
The camera is all over her. Give me hype a
chance to star on Thursday Night football. Taylor Swift will
be in attendance.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Over under on Taylor Swift press box camera footage times
over under nine. That's fair. Oh, I hope it's not nine.
All Taylor hate aside because there's nothing but love for me.
I hope they don't do like they did last year,
like every time Travis gets a catch, go to the press, pok,
every time he gets to the press. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
That's one what they're gonna do.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Yeah, they did it last year. I hope they they
do it less time this year. I wanted to do
more about football.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Well they're fearless, bub so I got more up here
to pay.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
I can't wait, Oh, I can't I can't wait. I'm
I'm optimistic about this season more than I was last year.
Last year was a complete shock and surprise, but I mean.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
It was they were terrible.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
We lost to the Lions.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Hey you brought back Smith Schuster. Huh yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
I don't know how much playing time he'll get, but
I do like just the leadership, the fact that he
knows the offense or you know.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
I mean, did you renew your season tickets?

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Are you kidding me? Of course? Well I only have one.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Okay, your season ticket. But you are going to opening
Night with the Chiefs Ravens tomorrow night at g h.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
A Field, that arrow Head st I think it is
that because they play that you're walking in Welcome Chiefs fans. Eh,
what is that?

Speaker 2 (32:46):
By the way, are you gay?

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Sam Ravend?

Speaker 1 (32:53):
So you're driving to Kansas City tonight you're going to
see the Royals Guardians and then tomorrow night you'll be at.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
I Will And here's what's gonna be wild if you've
never been. Both stadiums are in the same parking lot.
And that's a night game for the Royals, and not
that any I mean every game they're lining up for
Chiefs fans, but being opening game, I promise you there's
gonna be people within hours trying to get into the
stadium at the same time the Royals fans are trying
to get out.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
No, twenty four hours in advance.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Have you ever been to a Chief fam They will
be people at the gate at midnight on Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Well it's Titan Stadium. They're be moving dirt same day
as game day, Brot.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah, they're gonna be tractors going like you're gonna see
cranes going when the Will Levis is trying to throw
a football.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
You see Titans what they're trying to do. They're trying
anything this year. You can go to the stadium now
and watch the away games for free. Hey, we'll try
and keep these fans over. We can. You want a
free port missile? How about a thirty rack of beer?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Hold on? They have a thing where you can come
into the stadium and watch it for free.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Y'all show it on the Jungle Trons.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Yeah, no charge. Might be a little dirt on your seats,
but you can go there and watch Titans football on
the road.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
So you're telling me I can get a suite at
Titan Stadium for free when they're not there.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
I bet they're keeping you in the nosers.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
But yeah, that's wild though, But I mean, are they
gonna have is it byob No?

Speaker 2 (34:10):
No, it's concessions. DA. That's how they get your ass.
Titan said, it's free. I ain't free until you get
up there, and they charge you ten bucks for a
missile up your ass, and then you're gonna try and
get a thirty of beer. And that's gonna cardge you
thirty dollars.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
I always get two missiles up my ass. I do
one for each twenty right there, and we.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Wait golf and and Justin got two pork missiles. The
average guy is ordering more pork missiles now than he
is beerzzup.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
How many people will actually go? Like, really, realistically, who
would actually go to that?

Speaker 2 (34:40):
I'll tell you right now, There'll be less than five
hundred people.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
There has to be.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
No doubt in my mind. Eighty degrees ish. There's no
way you're baking the whole time.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
It can't be worth the money they are wasting paying people.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
What's gonna say. They have to have staff, they have.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
To open the stadium, they have they have to have
all that cleaning crew. Coach, there's literally dirt and shit
and dust in the seats.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Let me ask you, is the stadium well no, because
it's the same stadium they're playing home games. In right,
So it's not you to pick up the trash construction
zone guys.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Dimensionally speaking, I'm not a big physics guy, but Pitts,
how far are you from your TV at your house?

Speaker 3 (35:15):
From my TV? Maybe six feet?

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Okay? And your TV is how big is it? A
fifty five in? Bob? I don't usually ask size. How
big is it?

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Living room? Seventy five?

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Bubs show me by your hands, Well that's four inches, bub.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Living room seventy five sun rooms for forty two, So
listen sixty five.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
If you are a football field away from a jumbo tron,
are you closer in your house or on the Titans field?
Because you're probably closer at your house. That's how damn
terrible of a deal it is.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Keep in mind when you get in the car and
drive to said destination, you're going to watch the f
and Titans play on the road.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Hey, can you imagine putting the whole family in the
car the park. The kids aren't gonna understand that there's
nobody on the field playing until the game starts.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
I'm gonna tell my kids, hey, boys, you want to
go to a Titans game, Let's go, and we're gonna
get there and they're gonna be like, Dad, where are
the Titans. I'm not damn TV right there? Son, You
said you wanted to come to the stadium. There it is, well,
I bet you. They still try to march out. The
cheerleaders hung over as hell. They better get on there,
get out there and shake that ship.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Where's the pickled ladies? Bring them out here? Pop get you.
You can go straight from downtown Broadway.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Let us know by your hands signals up in the
air if you want them to come in, shake their
ship for you in your seats. Come on, Titans fans,
are you ready to shake the titties?

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Goodness, show me the shop, Show me the shop.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
We're doing whatever we can boys to get the fans
in the stands.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Hey, I've never heard I've heard of it, like when
they're playing for the National championship or like the heat
or the NBA Finals.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
It's a final situation.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
I understand that. But a regular season, like season opener.
They're playing the Bears like this, so the stadium is
open for me to go watch the Bears.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Titans guys, the brainstorming session and the guys, what are
we gonna do for Titans games? Bigger this year. I
got it. Uh, Mark here in the background. What do
you guys think at the stadium not being used on
away games?

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Uh so yes?

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Please Mark?

Speaker 1 (37:17):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Why the fuck we not have people come here and
just watch the games in an empty stadium with a
little bit of dirt and they got some glizzies in a.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Beer no pins and I are in the background.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
You are that is.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
The that's how we're gonna win a super Bowl here
type stadium.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
You know we're not gonna charge him?

Speaker 2 (37:35):
What what is that? I can't hear you. There's a crane
in the background. Say that again? Mark, I said, what
if we have home games.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
When they're away? What if we give crane rides?

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Mark? Mark, you just said someone you said away games
are now home games? Explain Mark, Yeah, I'm a teammate here.
We just had to bring some fans here and we
turned the jombotron off, had the cheerleaders shake their ship
and have that mask on. Whatever he is, the fucking wolf.
He came over a fucking buddy hunt. But hold on,
we give away some.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Beers.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Mark, hold on, doesn't doesn't our wolf travel with the
team or no? Does he not there's a road wolf.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
There's a road wolf. Have you not seen different jerseys?
There's a road wolf and there's an away wolf. Or
that's the same thing. There's a wolf.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
There's John here in the back. I have one question,
what if the dirt trucks in the cranes are also
operating at the same time. John, that's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard. Who the fuck cares? We're still gonna
do it?

Speaker 1 (38:36):
And you got me over here going Texan bits man,
you hear this dumb ass Mark? He wants to open
the stadium for away games. Huh? And they liked that idea.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Watch it be a thing.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Some of the buddies are texting each other, Hey man
over under on two hundred people show up for this
great idea by Mark. What a dumb ass?

Speaker 1 (38:55):
I mean, that is such a weird ass thing to do.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
I saw the email and I read it once. I
read it twice and laughed equally as hard.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Bothas I totally get what you're saying. We're like, if
it's about.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Seven, it's for one game, and it's gonna be an absolute, glaring,
fucking failure.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Unless they're gonna put chairs out on the field. And
you get to be on the grass and they're gonna
roll a big screen. Can you a midfield?

Speaker 2 (39:21):
They're explaining that, TONI, you're now working road games? What
the fuck? All right, so you're gonna put all those
chares on the field, but we need them clear it
out by Monday because then they have an actual in
person practice for the game that's at home.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Well, first of all, they're never gonna do that because
if it's in the season, they're gonna have to cover that.
They're never gonna allow people on the grass. Like I'm
trying to understand, because you guys were saying on a
serious note, like what would make it fun and enticing?
It might be cool if you had field access, meaning
you could bring your children, you could throw the football
with them on the field, you could watch the things,
stuff like that, But just going to a stadium that's
being torn down to sit and then in an uncomfortable seat.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
It's not like you're sitting in a padded ass.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
I see, and you're paying three times retail at least
for whatever the hell you're purchasing in there. And if
you bring your kids, good luck keeping their attention.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
They're not gonna have stuff on the field because a
guy's meeting a port missile on a Sunday spilling his beer.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Well, Levis is gonna come out there on Monday, slip
on his ass, tears a c l.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
God, little Johnny has a shitty diaper that's on the
yard line. Can you imagine taj boy trying to catch
it and slips on a muddy track, lays out.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
He goes, damn, I got mud one smell like shit.
Oh there's the diaper we forgot to get.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
That has got to be There's got to be that,
because yeah, that's nonsense.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
No, it's unprecedented. If ESPN or somebody doesn't pick this up,
this is one of the biggest stories. If there's some
kind of footage we can put on the Sports Center,
not not.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Gonna be anybody there. There's nobody even there when there's games.
They get there at halftime when church is over. The
people going in.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Only people that go to Titans games are the opposing bands. Yes,
I mean you wait till Green Bay comes here in
a couple of weeks and it's gonna be freaking.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Green Hey Buffalo, good luck getting a seat and tid.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Oh yeah, you know what, it's gonna be it's it's
gonna be all the fucking homeless in the stands making fires.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
They're gonna be like, we have a shelter for the day.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Dude, can you imagine?

Speaker 3 (41:16):
I mean, who's gonna be there? Honestly, like he said
to staff, it you have not only into the stuff
you're gonna have.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
The staff is so excited, like, dude, Okay, let's check
the schedule. Okay, we have an away game. Let's play
on a trip to you know, Gatlinburg that weekend, and
then Mark Raisia. Hey, guys, I got a great idea.
How about we open the stadium broway games?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
What the fuck? Mark?

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Mark, I got vacation that week, and you Jack, I'm
going to Dollywood, you mother.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Dude. They're gonna be doing ESPN cut ins and they're
gonna say, oh, here we go and away field goal.
Look at the fans chair. Oh no, that's not fans
with their flags, that's actually a homelessest clothes on the chairs.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Dry dude, there's absolutely, dude, there's no way to prep
for this other than failure. Like literally, if you are
planning to do this, you have to do all the
proactive steps to be ready to accommodate everybody you just invited.
So regardless if nobody shows up, you've got to play staff.
You've surely got parking lot attendancy because you have people

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policing the pro shops if people don't loot, like, how
many things are you trying to tackle? And then what
if you do all this and nobody like some nobody's
coming to a Titans road game to sit it whatever
the hell we call it.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Stadium, it's called gay field or gay what is it called? Gaha.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
I'm not going to a Chiefs game. I'm sitting at
my house six feet away from my seventy five inch
TV with a two dollars beer and a bathroom ten
feet from me.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Here's your problem it is. It's good. I'm not even
being funny. It's gonna be homeless people. You have a
free bathroom to use for three hours, yes, and they're
just gonna be flocking into the game.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Which there's welcome is in but I'm not here. I'm
just saying you're not gonna You're not bringing in people
to generate revenue. That is a business. That's not just
a community center where people can collect like in order
for that to be a functioning day to day business,
whether it be a game going on in there or not.
That is a place that holds seventy thousand people. You
have to staff it from one side to the other,
especially when it's still being here.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
They're definitely gonna have half the stadium blocked off where
you can't know. They're gonna have ropes. But my question
is they want me to park and and walk by
like because the parking lot is dead. Like the parking
lot is, there's tractors and cranes. So I'm gonna drive
to the stadium, park a mile away, walk to the
stadium and watch it on the big screen.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Well, I'm telling you it is. They are harder to
be people there. It's gonna be the people that live
next to the bridge. It's gonna be the people that
are right next to the Cumberland people on Broadway. Word's
gonna get out that they can go use the restroom
and take a little bird bath for three hours for
free on a Sunday, and it's gonna look like fucking
Hurricane Katrina.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
I mean, we're a day away from opening opening football
in Kansas City and you've already let the cat out
of the bag. But if you don't think this is
gonna sore Losers Nation is gonna take this. What I'm
curious about is we live in a dumb ass enough
world that we laugh and think that it'll shrivel up
and die after one or two weeks.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
What if it catches on and other teams do it?

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Yeah, but I mean I can't. I can't. You can't
show me the.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Positive list of if I talk to someone that I know,
if I talked to Garrett or Greg Jacob, or I
talked to Shawan down the street and I'm like, hey, man,
what are you doing Sunday? Actually we're going to the
Titans game? Like wait a minutude, I think they're in Chicagogo.
Yeah you go you fly in or dry and go. No, no,
We're gonna go to Nissan and watch it. What I
would never talk to him again?

Speaker 3 (44:24):
What I just Yeah, I can't. I can't understand the draw.
Even if it was a playoff game.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
You're going to hey wait, wait, you're going to a
White Sox game this weekend. Yeah, they're playing on the
road in Cleveland. We're gonna watch it at Kamiski on
the big screen explaining that to me, No, that doesn't
really make sense.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
I'm just looking to get a you know, eleven dollars
bag of peanuts and a fourteen dollars beer.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
So you're telling me you'd rather sit in the hot
ass sun and melt than sit in your ac and
then enjoy it on your couch, which is a lot
more comfortable. In the bathroom is three feet away instead
of hiking up steps.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
What is the draw is what I'm trying to say.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
If you can get on the field, which there's no
way you can. Let me say this. I just realized
how they're gonna keep out the uh, the uh, the
the lower class income that's gonna use it for facilities
only to use the restroom and also to shower that
they make you go online. I just remember this and
print off a ticket. So you have to have access

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to a computer and a printer.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
I don't have a printer.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
So what keeps you from hiding in there? I'm just
saying there's so many.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Doors, there are not enough people, like, there's gonna be
twenty five people there, and you're right, there's gonna be
twenty five staff. You could hide in that stadium. You
could hide somewhere.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
In that well.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
No, that stadium doesn't have any I'm.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Not saying that, but you could jump in f and
trash can. Dude, there's nobody to police it, Like who's
to know? I mean, I know, I'm just being silly here,
but like, honestly, like if you owned the place, that
would be in order to not be liable or not
feel like every access or every access point of your
of your whole stadium is available now to people who
didn't pay to get in there. Honestly, how do you

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have control over any of this if there's not without
without an exhuminant amount of money to pay to staff it,
to keep it protected, to keep people served, to keep
restrooms clean, to keep I don't think it happened, all right?

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Should we get to the chiefs, Like, let's talk about
the chief Like what do you feeling, dude? Listen, Hollywood Brown,
I understand, but love it, dude, You're gonna get so
pissed off because he dropped so many damn balls. He
dropped a lot of balls. I'd see Lamar Jackson dole
the damn ball and he drop it. But the speed
him and Xavier Worthy, The Chiefs are going to be
electric electric. I mean Xavier Worthy is Tyreek Hill.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Yes, I think. I don't know. I don't know if
he has the skill sets, but I think as far
as speed the babies did he it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Just he doesn't have the skill set and or the
baby or the question. I got a question.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
I think he was a fastest at the cont Did
he set like an all forever record or was it
just this hue?

Speaker 1 (47:01):
I don't I have no idea, But here's my question.
You have that many babies, he's going to be bankrupt.
Like you get that two hundred million dollar contract, it
doesn't matter. You've got to pay for ten kids for
the next eighteen years. That's unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Oh so you have to pay until they graduate.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
God, that's wild, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
I just don't know how you have time to make
eighteen kids.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Well he's really fast if you've ever seen them.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Yeah, well, how much does this kid get? Let's do
the math.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
It depends on your income.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Yeah, you feed him three times a week, so Monday, Wednesday, Friday.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
I bet it's twenty a kid twenty thousand a week
more a month?

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Really a month so.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Twenty Hell, yes, it is a child. When you make
that much money, it's cost like how it's compared to
what your income is.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
I know, but are you talking about what it costs?

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Actually no, no, no, no, it's a lifestyle. It's for them
to be able to maintain a lifestyle when you go
through a divorce and women like, oh, my husband makes
a hundred million, so I should get you know, twenty
five because how.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Many kids does he have?

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Ten or eleven?

Speaker 2 (48:03):
All right, even without a crazy number, it's only forty
three thousand for the life he's still got.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
If it's twenty thousand dollars a month for the kid,
oh it's two.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Hundred and forty. That's a million dollars every forty years.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Hey, Ray, math strikes again. One thing Ray can't do
is gosh darn math. The more idiot.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Wor's Morgan with the video.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
I scored to god, I've never seen someone so bad
at math in my life.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
I phoned calculator. It screws you up for failure.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
I love math, but I don't get into the exosion.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
I mean, but brother, I mean the chiefs. Let your
division sucks. I don't know who's good the Raiders are awful.
The Chargers have re they they've given up. They got
rid of Keenan Allen. They restructure, they got rid of
Austin Ekler, They're all new. They got rid of Mike Williams.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
We've lost eleven Division games since two thousand and four.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
That's insane.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Are people talking about the Broncos suck? I mean, you
guys are the front. You're the favorite to win the
Super Bowl. It's you the four nine Ers, than who
the Ravens or somebody else up there. But realistically, as
a fan, you guys are the favorite, and you're odd.
Started at about seven hundred, I want to say, now
it's down to five hundred. I mean, and the season
has even started.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
The fact of aside from the team we have this year,
just the stats alone, to go back to back to back, yeah,
incredibly difficult. So with that against us, that being said,
back to back was incredibly difficult. I mean, I sure
was a surprise for us, not a explosive year. Didn't
have the talent to be explosive. Like if you were
tuned in to see the Chiefs of Super Bowl fifty four,

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you weren't going to see him. Didn't have Tyreek kill.
Didn't you know, didn't have some pieces of the puzzle
this year yet to be seen. They haven't take the field,
but we've gotten stronger. It's exciting as a fan. Like
you said, the wide receiver corps, I'm curious. I think
Mahomes does a lot off season work with them. Don't
know what the situation is going to be relationship wise.
It'll grow just through the year. But I mean, I
don't know how you're not super excited as a fan.

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I mean to have some explosive plays back and as
a defense. Last year, all they had to do they
knew that we didn't have the explosive plays. I think
we were easier to find last year.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Now my court, Yeah, I agree with that. But my
question is like, as a fan, realistically, if my team
won two in a row and be like, let's be
real We're not winning the championship this year, like I'd
be excited about my team, but I would go into
the season like, you know what, let's be realistic. We
ain't winning shit, we ain't winning the time.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
But you're only base and how hard it is to
do it, which I respect, But then if you just
wipe away the fact that we've won the last two.
If somebody didn't tell you that, we'd want.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
To you would say, damn, we're good, we got a shot.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Chiefs would certainly be one of your picks this year.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
I mean, you guys, I would say, are going to
the super Bowl. You just have to watch out for
the forty nine ers and the line. Well, the forty
nine ers and the lines are in, so they right. Oh,
you're saying, just going to the super Bowl. I mean,
it's a pretty damn easy conference. Burrow loses Boyd.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Regardless of how we get through the season, though. Man
playoff football is different, you know what I mean? Like
anybody can you have Patrick breaking Mahomes. You just got
to get to the playoffs. And guess what, mother doesn't care.
He is down double digits all the time. He don't
give a damn.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
He's like, hey, I'm gonna spot you fourteen and let
me go ahead and ball out. God, he don't ever
do that. Mahomes. What you don't want to do. I
don't want to see Mahomes leading because you don't know
how to live. You've never you're never leading in the playoffs.
They don't know how to do that.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
And think Lamar Jackson, he doesn't make those passes where
a guy catches it in the hes still not accurate
in the key moments. I get he's lost weight and
he's the slim reaper right now. That's fine. And the
other guy, Alan Jackson, what's his name, Josh Allen, he's
got to He's always a runner when he should be passing,
and he always makes those stupid passes that are interceptions.

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Patty doesn't do that. For that alone, you guys are
going to the Super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
I think Patty had a year that he did that.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
He started doing it in the beginning of last year
and then he cal hied it down. Like in the
beginning of last year, he was just throwing shit all
over the play and I was like, and.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
With Allen, you know, Alan, you're exactly right. I mean,
superstar quarterbacks, that's some some different decision making. But I mean,
if it wasn't for Patrick Mahomes, think of the quarterbacks
that we would be talking about that have a Super
I mean, Patrick Mahomes alone is probably keeping some very
quality players from getting the opportunity to play in a
Super Bowl. I mean, he's that guy.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
He's the Tom Brady That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Tom used to go into Baltimore last year in the
AFC champ I don't care who you are. Arguably Baltimore
was the best team in the NFL last year. Don't
take my word for it. I mean the guys on
TV everybody was saying Baltimore is probably the best team
in the NFL. Proved it in the AFC Championship. Still
couldn't beat the Chiefs. I mean, you know what you
get paid to be on TV, went to Buffalo on TV.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
You get paid to agree with the guy next to you.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
That's what you get, or the complete opposite.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Like everybody, I gotta go Ravens man, I gotta go
Ravens to.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Yeah boom, I really agree with you. Patrick Mahomes around
this time of year, I'm gonna go with him. What
about you pay the only people you know?

Speaker 2 (52:35):
The guy I want? I want the guy this hairs
all messed up because he's been looking at game film
the night before, or a guy that's a mathematician like
mel kiper I respect him. I want guys to hear
that all these dumbass on ESPN watch ESPN, they watched themselves.
They go in the mirror and they look at themselves
naked and they whack it. That's all they do. They
don't watch film or actually critically analyze anything.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
And none of them. I mean we're talking about out prediction.
They can use the stats, they can use all this
stuff to come into play and to come up with
their the reasoning for why they think this outcome will
happen or why this one. I'm not going to bet
against Patrick Mahomes, regardless of my Chiefs allegiance, just because
if you like money, I mean, how many times? How
many time like money? Brother to you doesn't like that,

(53:19):
I mean, you don't have to be a Patriots fan,
but if you didn't vote against if you didn't bet
your money for how many times the winners? Well no,
but how many times the winners have to win before
you win?

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Yeah? Stop betting against them. Hey, a couple of years
got and you got. The Chiefs are soleberrated. Chiefs are soleberrated.
They're gonna freaking lose. And now I'm on the Holy hell.
They're so amazing to watch. Patrick Mahomes is amazing and
he is so badass, and it's so bad.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
They needed thirteen seconds, bro. They were thirteen seconds away
from us not even sitting here talking about a quote
unquote dynasty in the making or back to back to back.
I mean, oh my god, I think all the things.
Think about Super Bowl. I mean, we don't win super
Bowl fifty four without Tyreek Hill and Patrick Mahomes. Oh
my god, you can't coach that. That wasn't that Like,
I don't know, just to say how lucky we are,

(54:03):
I'm not. I'm not the football mind to be able
to be somebody that's well respected with my thoughts and
well respected.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Sore losers Nation and us in this room we respect.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
I just don't have play football.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Have you done ever hard knocked the Chiefs ever done
hard knocks? There's your answer. I just know there's so
much fucking time. If you're doing hard knocks, you're concentrated.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Well, there's the only reason they haven't done hard knocks
is because they haven't sucked. The only teams that get
on hard knocks are teams that sucked.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Because to Ray's point, I think Ray has a lot
to say with that, Like when you don't when you
don't have blinders on, and every flash and sparkle and
boom and pop that goes around, has your attention when
you're focused on something. His shows you don't get lucky
and win three out of four Super Bowl. No, Patrick
Mahomes has never in his life not been to the
AFC Championship game, regardless of where it was. Stit Now

(54:48):
he can't win off the road. Well we shut them
up because he went into Buffalo and beat the you know,
the high and mighty Buffalo Bills in a place where
nobody could beat him. Then we went to Baltimore and
won a game. Well, hell no, if they beat Buffalo,
they're damn sure not going to go to Baltimore, won
that game, went to the Super Bowl where they're not
gonna win that game, won that game. I'm not talking mess.
I'm just trying to like winners win. I don't have
the concoction. I'm not on the field. I'm just wearing

(55:10):
a jersey in the stands cheering for him. Some something
is a separator. Something is a separator. The kids got it,
whether it's each whether it's Andy Reid, whether it's Pat Mahomes,
whether it's Travis Kelsey. When you have the it factor,
you have the it factor. How many times did to
the New York. The New England Patriots start the season
with commedys. Yeah they're good, they still got ready. I
just don't think they can get it done again this year.

(55:31):
What they do at the end of the year, they
won the fucking Super Bowl, Like, let the players play here.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Here's the thing, the Patriot or the your your what's
your team? The Chiefs. I mean they could lose Thursday,
they could lose. What They're smart that game? Isn't that meaning?

Speaker 3 (55:48):
I'd rather have Week one against the Ravens in Week
sixteen or fifteen against it.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
I almost think I almost think Ravens with the points
with three, the Ravens will cover that because Chiefs don't
get there smart.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
It's not that important and plays like Bill Belichick. Dude,
he doesn't care about gosh darn September. You know what
he cares about December and January. That's when he was
worried about it. He was worrying about in the beginning
of the year, figuring out what the Patriots have, what
they're gonna do, Try in different things, See what works,
See what done work? Andy Reid, same thing. He ain't
winning the Super Bowl in September. What he's doing is

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not getting a feel for what his players can do
come November December. Talk to me.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
He will win.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Don't get me wrong, but last year taking nothing away
from the Lions, that was our game to lose. If
you watched it wide open, touchdown, drop the pass, that's fine.
Lions were good anyway, deserved to win. Hats off to him.
I think that's an easier that's gonna make it easier
for me sitting there. I'm the fan that never wants
to lose. You know, you just don't want to lose.
It sucks to lose. Last year, to lose Week one,
to have the season that we had to kind of

(56:48):
accept the fact that maybe wasn't like at some point
of the season like shit, we might not make the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Was feeling.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
It's just coming into this year. I'm not gonna sweat
as much of course, dude, lamarj in the regular season
is a beast bro a difference in playoff Lamar Jackson
in regular seasons, when.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Those screws get tightened in the playoffs, it's like, keep.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
In mind, the MVP of the league last year hosted
the AFC Championshame Championship Game and shook the hand of
the man that beat his but he should will continue to.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
He shouldn't have been the MVP. Christian McCaffrey was the
mb dam P. I don't make you really want to
be real about it. Patrick Mahomes is the MVP until
he's not playing.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
And the smartest thing you can do is say the
Chiefs are gonna win the super Bowl, because guess what,
You're gonna be right until February. Because there's only one
week that you could be wrong in February, and that's
the super Bowl week. Question will be correct in September, October, November, December,
and January. If you say the Chiefs are gonna win
the Super Bowl, no other team can you do that for?

Speaker 3 (57:43):
I think maybe a lot of question mark.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Hey, hey, hold on, we're gonna take a break. Come
right back. We're back, We're back, We're back, all right,
saying we're watching. My question was this is gonna be
a hell of a Friday Pod. We have we have
moved this from the Wednesday Pod to Friday Pod. So
the Chiefs Chiefs may have already lost.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
That's problematic because I already said something that's okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Damn it, and I forgot what I was gonna say. Yeah,
Chief Loss, I had a question, go what's your question?
It was something to what he was saying. I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Held my question about being correct all the way until February,
only one week. You can be wrong in that Super
Bowl week, Chiefs are going all the way and you're
gonna be five times your money. Why would you not
make that bet because you're not gonna be wrong.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
I'm just not gonna bet against people that win, regardless
of what that sport is like. I mean, there's upsets
all the time, but you know, I'm putting my money
where the success comes from, and the success isn't coming
from Baltimore questions. I'm excited to see what Derek Henry
has left in the tank, how he'll be used. We've
got some questions on defense. We gave up arguably one

(58:42):
of the best corners all pro cornered. You know, la
Jerius Sneed went to Tennessee.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Guess what happens. We've still got Chiefs don't care. They
get rid of people that that's what good teams do.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
I trust you to take his place. McDuffie's a study.
Got to be on the field with with Sneed. Learn
from Sneed. Sneed said himself, I think they're there. There
are reasons why players in the NFL want to go
to Kansas City, aside from just a winning there's you'd
rather game. They must be doing things right internally, That's
what I'm saying. Players know what goes on inside organizations.

(59:13):
They talk to other players that may be playing for
the team that they want to play for. They know
where the nucleus is good and where it's not like
people people wanted to play for Bill Belichick. But now
that we hear, you know, we hear some stories of
some different relationships. You know, he didn't have great relationships
with players, but he's not He's not there to put
together a great group of guys that love each other.
He's there to put together a group of team, you know,

(59:34):
put together a team of guys that win the fucking
Super Bowl. And he does it, and he does it,
and he does that's a football coach. And then they
want him to be somebody other than a football coach
when he gets interviewed in the press conference. Look, those
are dry guys that care about nothing but fucking football,
and they're gonna try to win. And so when you
have a winning nucleus, which the Patriots did, which is
now dissolved. The Patriots one one one. They did something
right now. The Chiefs are winning, winning, winning, something is

(59:56):
you know.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
The Bears baby that. But here's the problem. The hype
train is out of control on the Bears. Everything you
read about the Bears is always amazing. They're doing amazing. Shit,
They're so amazing, They're gonna be so great. I am
so worried that we are over hyping my Bears. I
am super excited to watch him. I am so pumped.

(01:00:19):
Tough division, very tough division.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
What scares you, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
But what I'm pumped about is we have offensive weapons.
We finally have people in places that we should be
a fun offensive watch. Caleb Williams has things that is
disposable that should make him good. But the way they
are being talked up is just like whoa.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
You don't know that they're paying attention to that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Well, we're on hard knocks, we're on this. Everyone's talking about,
Oh Caleb this. But I love it. I mean, for
the first time having hype, it feels good. I mean,
you know what happens with hype.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
He looks good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
You know what happens with hype. Usually you crash off
a cli.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Hype dude for the college football season, all those teams
due Florida State.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Yeah, hey, good job man, DJ Pukago, God they are dude.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
If you're Florida State, you going undefeated, they don't even
pick you to go to the championship or whatever it was,
the final four. And then you start the next year
on to I mean, dude, if you're that coach like
you got Norvel Morvel, yeah, dude, you gotta I mean,
can we do a welfare check on that guy?

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Dude, you sit there and bitch and complain you didn't
pick us for the national the playoffs and what have
you done since then? Well, then you didn't go to
play Georgia, You got your ass whooped, you lost beat
by one hundred. Then you lose to Georgia Tech. Then
you lose to Boston College. I think we're good with
leaving yeut. I think Jordan Travis may have been the
the the theciding factor in that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Who did they play or whoever? They wasn't Georgia, but
they played somebody and they just got absolutely demols. They
got so then then they go to Dublin get their
ass kick. Then they lose again in America and they're
seasons over. I mean, Clemson plus two hundred smartest bet
you're gonna make in your life to make this in
terrible to What does this.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Have to do with the Kansas Illinois game coming up
this week?

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
That's a great question.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
I mean, you know we're having off a one to nothing, big,
big win over Lindon Wood.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Jalen Daniels watch out.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
So yeah went high school? Yeah, we it was like
fifty two to nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Yeah, I think we might have given up a field goal.
I don't remember. But nonetheless excited to be a Jayhawk
twenty two in the nation, I think, right, I don't
think the Lynn would win is gonna gonna move us
up any but I'm excited for college football as a
Jayhawk fan. And I can't remember the last two thousand
and seven maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
As a Kansas fan.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
Royals Chiefs, they were kind of jon We tied, We
came back after I think we were nine games down
to the Guardians at the All Star break. They just
could have easily ran away with it. Then they started
to lose, lose, lose, We were winning. We tied came
all the way back to tie for first in the
AL Central and have lost five straight. We were we

(01:02:44):
had a we had a four game series with Cleveland.
We won the first three. We were up five to
two in the eighth inning of the fourth game, lost
that game and have lost four more and we lost
the next three to Houston, and we lost last night
to Cleveland again. Now we play or nights Clevelan. We
played Cleveland Tuesday night and then the game I met
Wednesday night. Damn regardless, you got a good seat, but

(01:03:06):
I think we're just gonna get the s R O stand.
I went when the World Series. It's a standing room
only ticket. I'd never it's the best seat in the house. No,
because you're not tied to one seat. If you enjoy Yeah,
you'll go watch on the third baseline. And they've got
plenty of places where you can just hang on the rail,
you know, so I'll probably get that. I'm taking a
dear friend of mine from the gym who I met

(01:03:26):
in the last four or five years, Ryan Big, Big
Baltimore guy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
I was kidding.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
It's not a chick, no bud. He he wants to
go to Arrowhead to uh Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Just see the game. Yeah, oh, I don't know who
won or lost. Had a great time.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
So I didn't know you worked for the Miracle Network.
What are you just giving buddies tickets?

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
No, he bought it. He bought my access ticket. But
he got it for.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Man, I got this, I got this. No, I got
this for five for two hundred two.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
That's like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
That's like this girl that I used to work with.
She hit me up in she had bought Taylor tickets
here to Nashville. Yeah, and she was like, hey, do
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Bob knows Taylor?

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Do you Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
You know this is three big Kansas City players.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Hey, big pre Kelsey. And she was like, hey, bought
four tickets to the Nashville show. Not gonna go got
him for you know, seventy five each? Uh, would you
be interested? And I'm like, oh, yeah, I can pay
you for that. And she goes, I'm looking to get
four fifty Like no, no, no, you don't scalp your own

(01:04:31):
damn friends.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
Like no, you it's not a friend.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Well that's what I'm saying. I'm like, you hit me
up and said it, would you be interested? I'm like, yeah,
I could buy them off at you so you don't
lose money. Oh, I'm looking to get four to fifty each.
Let me think about that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
No, dude, you're following the wrong people. I got them posting.
Hey accidentally bought tickets to this, can't go. Anybody want
free tickets. I've been getting to that left and right
to stuff I don't get.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
I don't get to that. I'm I can tell you this.
The tickets in my section in my row, I didn't
I was hoping to get it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Oh, Goldie gonna be there again. Yeah, you better give Goldie.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
Huge, said I heard who was telling me that he
lost him? No, no, no, he started. Uh, I'll get a picture.
He started a weight loss plan. I guess I don't
know him personally. I guess he's no longer a big person.
I'm excited to see what he looks like. I guess
one of my friends fallow. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
I don't have bake he took a shot up the asshole.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
I hope not, but I'd be curious to see because
it's a big man. He's like me for I lost.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
You can see him have a brand that his friends
with Goldie.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
No, my ex Goldie sleep myx is on Facebook. I guess, okay,
and my daughter. I don't communicate Max, but my her daughter.
You know, my daughter when.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
We were you slept with Goldie.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
No, it's a one time thing. It's a playoff game.
My chance to take.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
So we championship was on the line.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
I think she's the one that told my daughter. My
daughter told me. She said, you know, mom has been
following follows him on Facebook and he's looking really good
or he's lost a ton of weight. Travel. Yeah, I'll
take a picture of him excited to see Goldie. But
I was looking on the section.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
We'll pass on the picture because I.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
Was going to have to. I was gonna have to
get you know, Ryan's ticket, and I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
I didn't want who the is Ryan?

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
The guy's going with I didn't. I didn't win with them,
the guy that went with into the game. Yes, we
recorded this before the game. It was supposed to be
a ten minute and it turned into a whole day
of podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
I wanted to get a ticket. I wanted to keep
my ticket, not because I care about the ticket as
much as because it's seventy like my season ticket. I
think it averages like the seventy Bucks where if I
was to sell that and try to buy one together
with him, I would have to pay the stupid prices.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
So what the economics?

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
They were selling tickets in my row for like four
fifty apiece.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
There we go, Taylor tickets, Here we go. They were
asking I saw charge ry and that this.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Is no So I think I paid I got hers
for I still thing. I still paid her a couple
of two hundred and forty bucks for us what she
was asking. But nonetheless, I'm excited to have him and
I both together. He's never seen Arrowhead big sports fans.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
So you're gonna let them wear Ravens gear?

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
Yeah? Man, of course, it's just team.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
You boys going in stone cold sober your boys. Oh no,
you boys gonna put some fingers and whiskeys, but.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
Broke up and fingers with I'm gonna go. The tailgate
is gonna be awesome. I I signed up for something
in the districts. We got an email from the chiefs
so r s VP to that what do you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
What do you do? Do you do? What do you
do the bud heavies or do you do the whiskey?

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Bro? I don't. I usually don't get pickled because I'll
drink a little bit in the tailgate, but I don't
want to miss the game. In my earlier years, I
would I never got drunk drunk, but I would find
myself watching Sports Center the next morning.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
Hirtlet's naked jet.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
No, I don't remember that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
I remember running on the field.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
I don't remember that. I hate that as I get older.
Are you I'll drink something.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
I slept with you last night.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
No, I want to be I want to be fun
and dialed in on the game and the weather. I
haven't checked it in a couple of days, but supposed
to be like high seventies eighties.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Can you can you give me a little can't see
Chiefs hype for the whole?

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
I got any hype, man, I can tell you this
bub wakes up in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Got a three hundred pounds linebacker? Hey, sweet, do you
what's your name?

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
I'm a cheese fan. I'm just going to tell you
it is uh, it is Xavier worthy to be a
Chiefs fan. I mean, we are supposed to go back
to back to back. We've got the fastest guy in
the combine. We've got ju juw back, we added paren
We've got a running back that's hungry to get through
the end zone every time he touches the ball. We've
got coordinators and coaches that are that are just jiving mean.

(01:08:09):
We've got, you know, naggy back with the offense. The
enemy's gone. We got good things, got Taylor Swift on
our side of me. I don't know how much other
good ship. I'm gonna be there. You can get a
good ticket for four fifty. You know, there's plenty of
reasons to come. Get get your chiefs on. If you
want to hang out with me. I'll be in D
seventeen with the crazies. The wolf won't be there, he's
in jail. But other than that arrowhead, it should still

(01:08:32):
be hyped. Get you some barbecue. You put your fingers
in a whiskey.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
And never getting back together.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
But no, not interested. Bub She told me, I'm going
to h Double.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
Hill all too well, bub.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
I said, I'll see you there.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Get on.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
What do you go? It's a I think the final
score is going to be somewhere in the twenty seven
twenty four. God, why can't it. It's hard to pick
a football game and not pick like a twenty seven
to twenty four game with the Chiefs because.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
It's twenty seven to twenty three.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Well, it's hard to come up with twenty three. You know,
I again have to miss a point here there. But
I like the Chiefs. I don't I don't hate the bet.
If you're taking the points in the Ravens, I don't
hate you. I just hate your bet and go Chiefs.
I think we beat the Ravens. I think we might
piss away the game against the Bengals in week two.
I think we go Week three Atlanta, We're at least
gonna be two and one going into week four. Book it.

(01:09:28):
I don't lie.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
And that was brought to you by Bob's Barbecue. Hey,
come down, we got our burgers, and now we're calling
the three peat. You know what I'm saying. They can
get your drink and get your barbecue and get your side.
This law. It's called the three peat. It'll only be
here till February, though, because a lot of shit can happen.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
Then back to back to maybe back, Brie.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
The deal ends at the end of January, because we
don't know what the fuck's gonna happen. In February.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
We'll be right back

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