An Easy Way To Make $100K

In this episode Ray explains why he thinks he is going to end up being a bad Dad and we will let you know how you can make $100K! Lunchbox reveals the fight he had with his wife and why Ray sides with Lunchbox's Wife on this one. Plus Ray has done all the calculations to figure out who is going to win the Heisman Trophy! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Like, my point is this, aren't kids supposed to be
technologically savvy? They are, Dude, Boomer, I give him trying
to give him an assistant job, unpaid internship with a
sore losers nation, what an exclusive job right next to
Arnold would have been his boss, And I give it
to Boomer sends me some videos just not great, and

(00:21):
then that you can't even contact the kid. I thought,
they're I don't know, You're.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Trying to give him some feedback and he wouldn't answer.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
He'll start stuff.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
My example, I hate to just rag on Boomer, but
we started this running thing where we're gonna challenge each
other every day to whoever run. We have an app
and it shows you who runs.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
How far are you running? Like a mile? Are you
running one hundred yards? What do you mean running half mile?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Or mile?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Got it?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Whoever tops the other person that.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Day, you win, like time wise.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Okay, he did it twice and never did it again.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
I beat him twenty six to two, and then we
did fantasy We did beat the streak. After two days,
he quits texting me about it and then didn't never
log in, so I changed the password and blocked him Fantasy.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Football justin took over his team.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
You've lost your responsibility if you don't have enthusiasm and
you don't care about crap. Just so Boomer's now, text me,
how's the team doing? Who do you guys have? Send
me a screenshot of your team? Dude, why weren't you
this involved when I told you could win five thousand
and you just gave up.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
That's what happens is he thinks he's got it so good,
but once you take something away, that's when the kids
won it the most.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Dude, I'll tell you I wouldn't be a good dad.
Why because Boomer's not even my son. And I said, hey, Beaser,
we're cutting his cable. Unless he mows Mimi and Papa's
yard once a week and makes twenty dollars here, he's
not getting the football. I said, we're pulling the plug
and Baser said, yeah, just let me know I can
block him.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
That's a good no, no, no, that's the example of a
good dad. You have to They have to earn what
they get. They can't just be given everything, give, give, give,
and not do anything in return. So it's the opposite.
That's actually you're gonna be a great dad.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh, but I didn't think I was gonna be an authoritarian.
I was gonna be cool. Not I wonna be cool,
I'd be bossing them around.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
That.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
It's tough, dude, because once the kid gets a little
bit lazy boomer showing signs of being lazy. You can't,
on one end say you want to play Major League baseball,
and then when your uncle develops a running program for you,
you get beat twenty.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Seven to two. You're sixteen years old.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I don't even know what that means. Twenty seven to two.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Every day we whoever wins. So I said, first one
to thirty.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I gotcha. So you got twenty seven days, he got two.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yes, And so my point is this, your thirty nine
year old uncle just cooked you.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Bruh. The Major League Baseball trials GI me a lot
harder than that.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, kids his age, if they're not working hard now,
it's hard to develop that. Oh I'm gonna you know
what I mean, Like, when I get to college, I'll
start working hard. The ones that want to make it,
I think they're working hard right now, at the age
of sixteen years old, they're probably working pretty damn hard.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
You see see him, see McCaffrey. He's hurt, right, But
the stuff his dad put him through, No, there's those
videos out there where it was unbelievable the stuff he
had him doing.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Now that's maybe a little extreme. I feel like, as
a kid, don't you want to relax and like have
some kind of fun. If he's doing that all the time,
that doesn't seem fun.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, but I mean all those but they weren't fun.
When I was in high school I was playing baseball.
I would work at the lumber mill forty hours a
week and then play baseball at night, whereas the other
kids on my team partied all night, slept all day,
and then went to the games. They actually hit better
in the games than I did by partying. It doesn't
counter intuitive, but they did. But where are they now?
Coal mine, lumber mill. I don't know if they ever

(03:46):
got out of that one at one one horse Town.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, like my cousin, he used to work at a
facility that he used to be strength and conditioning. He
was in the Angels organization, the Rockies organization. He got
his you know cup of tea up in the major leagues,
hung out with trout, hung out with pooholes, all them. Well.
Then after he decided that he didn't like the life
on the road, like it was just really hard and

(04:08):
exhausting the long baseball season. He retired from Major League
Baseball and he moved back home and he worked at
a hitting facility where he was helping kids with strength
and conditioning. They'd come in to hit and then he
would put them on a regiment to help them with
their strength, core strength or you know whatever, build up everything.

(04:28):
He said, it was crazy that they had one family
come in and it was an eleven year old kid
and the parents they were trying to go over a
program and they looked at my cousin. They said, well,
the thing is, we know our kid is a first rounder,
Like we have no doubt he's going in the first round.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah he go.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
And they said, we just have to he has to
decide if it's going to be in football or baseball.
My cousinsan goes, you, so, so you're telling me you
think you have a choice if he's going baseball or football,
but either when he goes, he's going to be in
the first round.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
They're like, yeah, then there's those parents.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
I said, I asked my cousin, I said, so was
this dudent unbelievable? He's fine, He's fine, smash cut. Six
months later, another family comes in and he's sitting down
and the parents tell them him. He said, yep, that
kid was twelve. This kid's twelve. That they were injecting
growth hormone in between the growth plates in his back

(05:33):
because they didn't want the growth plates to close so
the kid would keep growing. Twelve years old, The parents
are injecting him in the growth so the growth plates
won't close. Like, guys, what the are you doing?

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Who are the parents? The Bonds, the mcguires, the Rocket Clemmens. Oh, dude,
we know he was on it right, No? Yeah, yeah,
Rafael Palme Ayrow.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Oh he got in trouble too, didn't he.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Sammy Sosa? Those are the guys that were at the
Supreme Court.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Did Sosa get now?

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Did he ever get caught or he got caught with cork?

Speaker 2 (06:12):
He did get caught with cork and then he got
caught trying to climb through the ceiling to get it.
Or he sent the bat boy up through the ceiling
to try to steal it from the umpire room. Wow,
if I remember that correctly, Let's start the show man
thought we did. Did we No? I don't think we did.
We're not gonna do that again.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
When you do the show intro twice, that's when you're
getting old, because that's when my grandpa would have done.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
My grandpa would have probably done the intro three times.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
I gotta be honest. There are moments when I feel like, damn,
I'm getting old because I'll walk into the room and
I'll be like, what did I come in here for
and just leave the room. And then twenty minutes later,
I remember, Oh, I was going in there to go
get socks, and I'll go in there and get socks.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
But did that happen when you were younger?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Probably? I just don't remember it. I just remember it
now because it happened recently. Those aren't core memories that
stick out of Oh I went in the room and
I forgot socks.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Core memory, Girls' night spaghetti.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Come on, coach. Now you're using millennial language, but you're old.
You're forgetting socks, saying Ray, jump scare, Ray cooking.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
I don't know what jump scare is.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Ray, we're being cringe.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
I've heard that I don't know what jump scare is.
When somebody scares you, well, why don't you just call
it scare? Baser does it to me all the time
when the lights are off. You know we're trying to
get ridy. Oh yeah, that's not scared, that's happy dude.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
All of a sudden, that's when she wants to do
her most movie.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Oh yeah, I said, when I cut the lights, you
you'd rather be when the lights are on?

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Right?

Speaker 1 (07:46):
But no, no, no no, But I'm saying, when the
lights are off, then the cat's flying, Baser's all of
a sudden filling up five Stanley's setting five alarms and
turning on ten fans. It's tough to see jump scare.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
And that's that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
My kids love to jump scare. Then they have gotten
so good at standing somewhere and just waiting patiently for
you to come around the corner, and then they go boom.
I mean, you want to talk about scare the piss
out of it. They'll sit there for fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Kat does the same thing, but there's no yell. It
just paws at your legs.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
It used to they would make noise, you know, you'd
hear them banging on the wall or giggling or you
know now, they'll just stand there solid not say a
word and then boom. Or they'll get in the cabinets
and you go in the kitchen. You're just sitting there
like you know, getting a glass of water, and boom,
the cabinet pops open.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Oh my god, see what, I'm an authoritarian. I'd shut
that shit down. Why it's not funny. It's got my
nerves rattled. Don't do that shit when I'm hungover son.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
My wife hates. She gets scared so easily. She does
not like that. I don't. I mean, it scares me,
but I still find it funny.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
I find it funny one time, but then I'm shutting
it down, like day one boomers here, everything's funny. After that,
I'm like, hey, knock that shit off, dude, not funny.
I'll tell you what I've had to shut down is
the hitting on the ass, slapping my ass. The kids
will come up in whack when you're.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Not expecting to look god, and you think, oh, a
six year old, it can't hurt boy, and it's stings.
It's like mother, they whack you.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
I can relate to that. I remember probably around the
same age six years old. Mom told us, hey, you
can't slap the guy at church's ass anymore, dude. We
had done it for so long Lou Wagner just slap
the shit out of his ass, and he would play
along with be like, ah shit, you know, just slap
him as hard as we could. One day, Mom said
you can't do that in this world. We said, Mom,

(09:44):
you're shutting down the ass slap dude. It was.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
It was a core memory.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Oh you want to talk about core memory? Second grade
ms Butler.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Dude, Hey, we used to grab her hangar.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
No, she was a smoke show and I was in
second grade and I was like, this lady is hot
and so every day and it I mean I am
talking every single day of second grade she either got
a slap on the butt or a pinch of the
butt by me every day. Slide her on that butt.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Try that in twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, now you can't do that.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
You'd be cuffed and stuffed. As a kid, It's.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Like when we went to the skating rink for the
skate party. My sister was in third grade or yeah,
she was in third grade. I was in second grade
and we go to the skating rink and we crush it,
you know what I mean, dominate the skating party. My
mom comes to pick us up and we get in
the car.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
You were a skater, Well, it.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Was a skate party for the school. It was roller skates.
You know, you go to the yeah whatever.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
I always felt it was. You know, you're dancing, it's
like a ballerina.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
No, you're racing full You were a skater. No, I
wasn't a skater. I just went because the school was
having a skate party. Brow in middle school, I went
every Friday night to the skating rink. Make guy with
the chicks down the corner. Anyway, So we go to
the skating rink for the party. Some of elementary shout

(11:06):
out and we my mom picks us up and we're
getting in the car and my sister. My mom goes,
how was it? And my sister goes, so embarrassing, so embarrassing.
Every time he went around the skating rink, every lap,
he would slap Miss Butler on the butt. And my

(11:28):
mom turns to me and she goes, did you really,
I go she liked it, little mikey, Oh no, it
was great. And then I saw Miss Butler years later,
and she was like, yeah, probably nowadays, wouldn't be able
to do that.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Did she hold up?

Speaker 2 (11:45):
She held up? Man, And my dad even says he
told me he goes there. She was hot. I was right.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
I was about to say, Hey, I'm going to bring
back the ass slap.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Oh no, it hurts me.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
But apparently when I drink a little bit, oh, I
do it to Baser. See and I got scolded at
the pool hall the other night.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Oh, you guys would do a pool hall dude.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Life just came full circle.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
When I was six, I got scolded for slapping the
guy at Church's ass. At thirty eight, Now thirty nine,
Baser scolded me at the pool hall for slapping her ass. Wow.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Thirty three years later.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Start the show man, all right, we're gonnay, let's slap
this one on the ass. We're gonna do it if
you like that? He Arnold?

Speaker 1 (12:32):
You like that?

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Hey Arnold?

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Get over here, man, Yeah, get up, get over here.
Come on, man, do the intro with us. Warm up
your voice real quick.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Loses, do it.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Again, loses.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
All right, We're gonna do it live.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Wait oh the one, two three?

Speaker 2 (12:52):
So losers, what up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know
the most about sports, so I'll give you this sorts
facts my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
What up Yachts?

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Arenold?

Speaker 1 (13:06):
I went party in at bill Bottom Country Lady Wilson's
part It's pretty fun. I used to like Fgo, though
better tonight I'm partying with Abby. I love to drake
what up y'allis is? And I'm from the North. I'm
an alpha male. I live on the North side of
Nashville with Baser, my wife. White picket fence, not really
figuratively speaking, two point two acres.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
There is three point six acres for sale near the mall.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
I want to try and get in with you and
your wife maybe some other people.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Arnold, you got.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Any money top of bucks? All right, that's an investment.
Sounds like over to you, lunch what I got?

Speaker 2 (13:36):
What would you like to do with that three point
six acres?

Speaker 3 (13:38):
I don't know if it's actually a good spots.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
It's next to about four different roads, Dude, we'd have
so much traffic coming by it.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Actually that's good.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yeah, you know, you could build a shopping center and
then but then you have to get peace ball to
lease in there, and what kind would you buy? Build
condos on top of the shopping center? What are we thinking?

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Well, not to sound like I know what I'm talking about,
because with stocks, I kind of do. I actually do,
but and I don't do stocks because I don't have
the money. Right now, You've got to invest. It's it's
called premiums. You got to buy one hundred shares of
a stock and then you can claim, yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
You got to buy one hundred shares for an account.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Right So that's why you want to get more inexpensive ones.
If you're doing you're in video when it was up
to five hundred. But bro, you gotta have fifty thousand dollars,
which a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Don't have it.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
I don't have that.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
So that's how you get the premiums. And then you
just watch the quarterly reports. Here's the earnings. You're basically
make three hundred. I mean you could make from three
hundred to one thousand like that on any stock without
even trying. All they need is your money that you're
lending them. It's not whether the stock goes up or down.
They're just buying what you have at a strike price.
So once I have money. Trust me, That's what I'm
gonna do. But until then, so I've watched these Damn

(14:42):
you see the Instagram guy that goes around and says, hey, man,
I saw you in that Ferrari. I'm from Austin, Texas.
I started this channel. Do you mind me asking what
you do for a living?

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Dude? You know what's crazy.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
I used to go to school with his teacher.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
No, that showed up in my feed the other day.
I have no idea or why or what it is.
And it says and he's like, this person's worth five
point eight billion or fifty eight million. It has a
little and then he talks to the guy.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
What I learned from there is the people that are
millionaires they just buy property and real estate and sell
it and buildings and that, and they have investors.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
That is one thing I do think about, like when
I live in a city like Nashville or Austin, is
why did we not when we were younger just buy
a parking lot. That is where the money's at. Dude,
people park there all the time. It's just print and cash.
So if you own a parking lot, you are printing
money hand over fist.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yes, but did we have the money though, at the time,
to buy a parking garage, or even a lot to
put a parking garage.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
I don't even care parking garage. I'm talking just a
flat blacktop that has thirty spaces of parking. You just
charge for that. Every single day people park there. Oh
my god, you're so rich. Correct, And that's our problem.
That's the same problem why nobody in America is rich.
You have to have access to this cash. So we
either get it lent to us from the banks, we
have investors. We convince people to go in with us.

(16:08):
That's how we get rich. It's having the money to
do something like that. It's also your favorite thing. It's
a futures bet. Yep, it's a futures bet. We have
to do it before the city blows up. We needed
to buy those parking lots in Austin back in the eighties.
Didn't have money in the eighties. Then Austin blew up.

(16:29):
It's too late, we can't afford a parking lot. We
moved to Nashville. We should have bought a parking lot
the day we moved to Nashville. Eleven years later, Nashville's
blown up. Can't afford a parking lot.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
The guy feel the worst for is my buddy Bjay.
You met him, Yeah, was with David. They didn't break up.
I think they're still together investment wise. Dude, he knew
Nashville is going to break up. He just picked the
wrong industry blow up.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
When I first saw him and Baser, Baser used to
work for him. They would do these photo reflect things.
They would go to weddings events and take pictures of
people at these things, and it was very lucrative. Okay,
so they were a photographer in a sense. He had
a machine that people would put the paper hido booth. Yes,
and so Beazer and her other hot friend would go
there and work them and show people how to do it,

(17:16):
give them the costumes and stuff. It was perfect and
beautiful and great. But the reason BJ invests in that
he knew Nashville is going to blow up at that moment.
And BJ says it to this day. They ended up
not turning enough of a profit to make it worth it.
BJ's not worried about ten thousand. BJ wants one hundred thousand,
So he's not going to go to all these events
to turn four hundred dollars a month or something. So
my point is this, BJ goes, dude, why did I

(17:38):
not invest in pedal taverns the party scene? Instead he
went more with the private events and wedding circuit.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
We screwed up by not investing in bachelorrette parties. We
who knew that the bachelorette industry was going to be
so huge where they all wear matching shirts, they wear
matching hats, they have matching cups, matching sunglasses. If we
would have got into the merchandise industry of selling bachelorette

(18:06):
party memorabilia or supplies, we'd be gazillionaires.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
The billion dollar idea with bachelorettes isn't the merchandise.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
What is.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Strippers?

Speaker 1 (18:20):
What do every one of these bachelor party, bachelorette and
bachelor parties in Nashville need strippers? You take ten different
parties on the street on Broadway. I bet not one
of them as a stripper. If we have a family
friendly business headed by people from the Big Show, who
wouldn't trust that? And then we get dirty strippers with

(18:42):
eight packs working for us. We give them a hundred
bucks and we're turning a thousand dollars profit every Friday
and Saturday night. Hey, oh hei, Loly, so help me God,
that's a billion dollar idea.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Only problem is, I don't think many bachelorette parties want strippers.
I would bet you fifty team percent of bachelorette parties.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
That's the lot I'm telling you. The reason I know this,
and it's first hand experience.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Do you think do you think more than fifteen percent
of bachelorette parties want a stripper? Or is it even
lower than that?

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Bro, I get it.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Bachelor parties, No, No, Bachelor parties eighty five percent want strippers.
Bachelorette parties. I don't think it's very prevalent.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
The reason I say this is because I did it
when I first started working at the show and I
was out of college.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Dude, I went to hotels and I would go dance
in the room. It was massive.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
It grew too big to where I said, Okay, I
can't be taking off my clothes and then trying to
go on dates with girls when I'm a stripper at midnight.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
It's like my sister in high school, she got a stripper.
Her and her friends, they got a stripper and all
they did was run away from the guy screaming because
they were like, Ah, so, I don't think it's the
same for females and males. I think males want strippers,
females don't. I could be totally wrong.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
I think we got a call. No that woe makes sense.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
What we're gonna call what my.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Sister just hosts our head was the head of a
bachelorette party. I was gonna ask her, would you have
hired a stripper? And then it's like her brother's asking
her that, hey, would you have hired me to strip
in front of your people?

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Well that's weird.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah, but I'm telling you they all don't do it
because first of all, it's considered dirty. But what if
we had our clean image from the big show, Then
they're all gonna come to us, and then we have
the guys that we trust.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
The r notes.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
I'll get an apack people like that that are family friendly.
They're gonna get in their underwear. They're not gonna see
any dong, but they need that pivotal temp pole moment
at a bachelorette party. What is it getting drunk on
a Friday night? Nobody wants that memory? The girls all
want the memory of the guy shaking his shit on
a Saturday night, and then you have the flight home Sunday.

(20:46):
It's it's a moment that everyone needs they don't have
access to.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
My question for you is is the big penis like inflatable?
Is that a thing of the past. I haven't seen
that as much. It used to be very prevalent where
they had the penis straws, a penis uh, you know,
blow up floaty all that that they carried around on Broadway.
Are the penis like things gone like? Is that a
thing of the past?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Right, here's the market we need to invest in penis inflatables. Yes,
it is, because it's tacky. Now it's all about Instagram.
A girl doesn't want to put that on her tics
or TikTok.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
They wanted.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
What they want is girls makeup, get ready with me,
glam squad. That's all they care about. The dicks and tits.
It's the thing of the past, and.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
This segment is the thing of the past. We'll be
right back ray. I need your help, man, I come here.
I come to you because look, last week I told
you about my survivor pick. I picked the Bengals and
half my and half my eliminators. And this is where
you had to pick one team to win. That's all

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they do is win, and you advance. You can only
use one team throughout the year once. You can only
use the team once. So the other half that I'm
still in. Who is my pick this week? Ray?

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Who you ever heard of a team named the Tennessee
Tight Oh my god, I'm kidding.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Let's be serious. Let's be serious.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
For me, it's either the forty nine ers or it's
your Detroit Lions. I don't know who either one of
them is playing. Go with one of those the forty
nine ers on the road at Minnesota. Absolutely, who's their
quarterback Dante Culpepper Sam Dollinger.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Then you have the Detroit Lions hosting the Tampa Bay Bucks.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Yet you're thinking of a Tampa Bay Bucks team that
went off they quite frankly, they they was cooking.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
They were cooking.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
They're not gonna do that. They were slapping that ass.
I'm telling you that doesn't happen. It's a It's the
roller coaster of the weeks. Baker Mayfield ain't get forty
Fantasy points. Evan Williams ain't catching these long passes Mike
Evans telling you it's a dip for them and the
Lions are on the way up. Those are both two locks.
Money line, you're not going against.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
No, you're not going to spread. It's just money line.
See here, here's.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Don't get cute'. That's how you lose the eliminator.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
This is what I do every year.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
What do you think you went? Bengals.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
They don't have mixing. They don't even know Joe Burrow's
part of a male band. Bro, he's got damn Oh.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, I remember he showed I forgot about that. I
should have known that from the jump when he showed
him that beach blonde hair bad sign.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Did you see his teeth?

Speaker 2 (23:25):
No he got veneers? Oh no, he got veneers. Yes,
they all are, dude, Come on, Joe Burrow. No, But
here's my thing. I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
You're not thinking you're gonna play a little bit more
soft when you have veneers in.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Come on, I'm thinking the Los Angeles Chargers. But here's
the problem. They're traveling all the way from California, all
the way over to Charlotte to play the Carolina Panthers.
And let me tell you, the Carolina Panthers.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Sucked Caress and they're they're missing their best player.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
They their defensive guy got hurt.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
That's the best player on the team.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
They suck. But you know how I am about the
whole travel from one time zone to another time zone.
So I'm staring at the Chargers and I'm like, it
has to be the Chargers. And then I'm like, well,
that's what I said last week. It was so obvious
that it was the Bengals, and I just got locked
in on the Bengals and I couldn't let go. And
then I would let go halfway through, and I gave

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some Seahawks and some Bengals all my Bengals ones. They're out.
So I have like four Survivor pools left, and now
do I go with the damn Chargers.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
I would categorize that under cute. I would do a
Lions or a forty nine Ers and not even watch
the games on Sunday psych I would watch every game
because I have the YouTube TV and five TVs that
I have access to.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
I am gonna have to do maybe some finagling with
my cable because I still don't have ESPN, and so
I'm thinking that I might have to switch to to
TV after all this time. But someone let me go
to the email. Here, we have an email gave me
some advice to save a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Ray, I'm gonna do it illegally.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
No, no, no, where the heck was it? It says coachers.
Oh my god, I don't know. Did I delete it?
How did it disappear?

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Well, this is what happens when you don't have producers
on a show.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
No did it delete?

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (25:18):
So what you're seeing is the soft underbelly of Lunchbox
when you hear him on the Big Show, that is
when he has producers helping him out. Here on this show,
he has no producers, and he looks like shit.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Frankly, No, no, someone emailed us.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Can you guys, imagine on the Big Show if Bones
went to go to the Bonehead and lunch didn't have
it as Does that ever happened? No, because he has producers.
So we free will here. And this is a case
in point.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Someone told me what you got to do it right
away is you call and you threaten to leave. You say, hey,
I'm out, like I'm not doing this anymore. I gotta
have ESPN and they will give you a huge discount
at direct TV. Do it to stay, and so I
need to do that, but I don't want the damn discount.
I want ESPN. Like, what are we doing without ESPN?

(26:06):
This Direct TV that we have in the studio doesn't
have ESPN. So it was a country wide deal that's
gone south. Yeah, it's Direct TV and ESPN fighting. And
whoever it was that sent it to me, it may
have been Mabe said. I told them I don't care
about a discount. You guys are all billionaires fighting with
other billionaires, and I am the one that has to suffer.

(26:28):
I don't get ESPN. I'm out. And they said, sorry, sir,
right now, we can't give you ESPN. He said, disconnect
my service, and they disconnected his service. Maybe maybe Chris Mabe,
I think he may have said it.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
PEPSI man, Yeah, it's been actually enough time where we've
hung out with the sore losers. We need to start
learning their names and knowing who they are.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Well, they haven't made it to the convention yet, but
that that was just what I'm saying is I don't
know what to do about my ESPN, but I am stuck.
I'm going chargers charge.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Dude, you're you asked for my advice and didn't take it.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Well, I worry about the Niners because they played on
Monday night, so it's a short week.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
The more and more I started looking on in my life,
Boomer doesn't take my advice. My parents, I don't know
really what i'd give them advice.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
I can't give them advice.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Actually, my dad, he's doing a little bit of weight
loss stuff, so me and Baser try to give him
a little bit of advice. He'll take it from Baser.
He would never take advice from me. So my dad
doesn't listen to my advice. You right now don't listen
to my advice, Boomer, I already said, doesn't listen to
my advice. I'm getting senile Baser, sure as shit doesn't
listen to my advice. Ever, uh, Bones doesn't listen to

(27:37):
my advice. Bro, I have started to realize nobody listens
to my advice. So guess what, I'm keeping it all
to myself. My futures bets my my betting, the way
I can the way I can make shitloads of money
keeping it all to myself because nobody gives a shit
about my advice.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
That's fine. I'll be on an island given my advice
to the server that's bringing me the penia kalada. I'll say, hey,
you want some advice, and guess what, He'll fucking want
my advice, and I'll give it to him, and I'll
suck off that pina kalada. And the only people that
are gonna hear my advice is a seagull, the beach.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Bar bum, and a penia kalada. Cocadut.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Now, are you gonna tell us who's gonna win the Heisman? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Do you want it?

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:24):
All right, here's my advice. That's a hell of a segue.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
So I did the math, and in the last twenty years,
the player with the highest QBR wins the Heisman, with
the exception. If it's a running back this year, guy
at Rutgers Malcola wagga.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
No, no, no, you said the wrong. He can't win it.
He's at rut curse. There's no chance he can win
the Heisman, So move on.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Bingo.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Ali Gordon, great running back, terrible game against Arkansas, not
winning the Heisman. So you take out the running backs.
There's no really standout wide receivers. If it's a quarterback.
In the last twenty years, the quarterback with the highest
QBR has won the Heisman. A couple of years it
was top five. But it is shocking. Is that not shocking?

Speaker 2 (29:07):
I don't know if that's shocking or not shocking. It is.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
And so this year it because of QBR. It's gonna
be cam Ward from the Canes, It's gonna be Carson
Beck from Georgia, or it's gonna be Quinn yours.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
There's only three, and who's the favorite.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Q Quinny yours?

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Five times your money? Uh, cam Ward? Seven times your
money back, nine times your money. Guys, it's Quinn yours.
You're gonna want to put your money on Quinn Yours.
No interception, six touchdowns through two games. Cam Ward. I
feel like there's a couple of things. He's gonna trip
up Florida State. For the love of God, you gotta
think they're gonna beat somebody. There's a tough Georgia Tech
in that schedule. They're maybe gonna play in an ACC

(29:49):
championship game, and I believe that's before the Heisman ceremony.
Cam Ward's out, Carson Beck, You're on a powerhouse.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
They play nobody.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
He did have five touch downs last week, but the
running backs are gonna get a lot of those tugs.
Give me Quinn yours to win the Heisman at five
times your money.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
It's math o, lock it up.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Not bad, thank you. I mean you went really out
there with your taking the favorite to win the Heisman.
I mean that is very bold, like all the research,
I mean everything. I mean, guys, let me tell you
Ray is giving you some groundbreaking advice here. Take the
absolute betting favorite. What Vegas says is the leader in

(30:33):
the clubhouse right now, take that person to win the Heisman.
That is some solid advice. Hey, guys, the Chiefs are
favored by fifteen. Take the Chiefs money line to win
the game.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
I mean, so deep in my math, I didn't even
realize that. Thank you for bringing it to my attention.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
So bold, dude, I mean wow, I mean I am
so bold away by this. I'm gonna take a break.
I need a minute to collect my It's like, wow,
holy s Ray is so smart, and I'm gonna tell
you why kids are disgusting. Right after this, We're sitting
at the dinner table last night and baby Box two,

(31:13):
who is four years old, he looks at my wife
and he says, Mama, my booty really stinks grows, and
she goes, why did you toot? He goes no, and
she goes, well, how do you know your booty stinks? Then,
and he puts his head down and he goes, I
don't want to tell you. She goes, no, no, no,

(31:37):
you have to tell mommy and daddy things.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Will you hand me the t bone steak.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
You're you know you're not gonna get in trouble, but
just tell me how you know that your booty stinks.
And he just goes and she's like, remember that one
time you cut your bangs. I didn't get mad at you.
You told me and I was like okay, and he goes, well,
I know my booty stinks because I stuck my hand

(32:07):
and my booty and then I smelled it. Okay, Like
what the are you doing?

Speaker 3 (32:20):
This is appropriate dinner table conversation?

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Well, I don't know if it's appropriate dinner time conversation,
but it's just when it came up. And at that point,
I don't know exactly how you talk to a four
year old and let him know, hey, you don't need
to be sticking your hand in your butt and smelling
it like that's so it is so disgusting. But we
said we wouldn't get mad. But he's telling me he's
sticking his hand in his butt and he is smelling it,

(32:46):
And so I looked at him. I said, dude, in there, No,
I said, now, you know, you get poop on your
hands when you do that. He goes, ew, I don't
want poopoo.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Hands, he goes.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
But I just wanted to know if it smelled bad.
I'm like, well, let's not do that, because that's how
you get sick. That's how maybe you were throwing up
the other day is because you were sticking your hand
in your butt and sniffing it.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Did you start the story with you, your wife and
your kids were down eating dinner.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
We were sitting at the table for dinner.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yeah, holy shit, what family still eat dinner together?

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
In the way of the world that we are going,
people get their uber eats and they're on their tic TACs.
The fact you got five people to all sit at
the table and talk, regardless of the topic, conversation, that's
applaudable in today's society. Wow.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yeah, that came one day after the big mess up
that the wife and I kind of got in a
little tiff because get home with the kids, you know,
and I'm outside and I'm on the phone with Granny
and Grandpa and Toolbox and you know, hat Box. We're
just chatting away. I'm just hanging in the front yard.

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The kids keep coming in and out. They're talking to me,
get away from the moat, and I end up talking
to my parents for like forty five minutes, just about life,
how everything's going.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Hey dad, I never asked you what's your favorite color?

Speaker 2 (34:14):
No, no, don't. I don't know what his favorite color is.
Don't know what my mom's favorite color is either, never
really asked them that. But we're just talking about other things,
just talking.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Hey dad, how's your sex life.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
I'd rather talk to my kid about sticking his fingers
and his butt and smelling them than know about my parents'
sex life. Do you think about that like your parents are? Hey?

Speaker 1 (34:35):
No, No, I mean you could think of you realize
your mind's really powerful. You could think about anything any
moment of the day. But I choose the things that
I think about.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
But when you look at your mom and dad, do
you think, man, they still do it.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
No, I don't ever think about that because that's just
a gross thought. But I have ways of blocking stuff
out of my head, Like if I do some mistake,
block from the head, forget about it Friday afternoon, don't
care about it.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
So you can block stuff. You have that power.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
You need to teach your son he has that power
to not wonder about what's in his butthole.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
I agree, I need him to block that out because
I do think about that. Like I think about like
when my father in law's around, Like does he sit
there and go, man, this dude's banging my daughter. Does
he have that thought or is that not in his head? Now?

Speaker 3 (35:19):
I mean I originally probably yes, but now.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Like you don't think your father in law sit there going, man,
he's going to bed with my daughter. I that's so weird,
Like that is a weird concept that eventually your your
kid is gonna be I don't know. That's just weird
to me, right if you choose to think about that.
But I just don't, well, I don't choose to think
about it just pops in my head sometimes, like man,
he thinks, oh, yeah, he's having sex with my daughter.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Like if you ever thought about hooking on with Arnold?

Speaker 2 (35:47):
What fuck? No, I haven't.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
You have that power to not think about that.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Okay, okay, anyway back to my original story. I'm sorry.
So after forty five minutes, I tell my my parents,
all right, I gotta go, you know what I mean.
I'm gonna go inside, hopefully, you know, maybe dinner's ready
by now or something. And I go inside and the
plates are all on the counter, and I'm like what.
And I go to my wife. I said, did you

(36:15):
guys already eat? She goes yeah. I'm like, oh, why
didn't you come out and say, hey, dinner's ready? She goes, oh,
I thought you'd be in any minute. I said, yeah, yeah.
But when I didn't come in in a minute, you
don't think you could pop your head out and say, hey,
we're gonna eat. You want to come in and eat?

(36:35):
And she's like, oh. I was like, you could even
texted me. You could even texted me instead of walking
the ten feet to the door, you could have texted
me and said, hey, you coming inside for dinner. Instead,
you guys had dinner without me. She's like, yeah, I
mean I just thought, oh, he'll be in a minute,
and then a couple of minutes you weren't there. So
I was like, oh, he'll be in another minute, and

(36:56):
they say, you know, we were done eating dinner.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Is that what led to TIFFs? Or you said Tiff
that was a tiff?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Yea a fight?

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Yeah, so I ordered TIFF's treats right.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Well, why would I order TIFFs treats? She's the one
that didn't tell me, damn, dinner was ready.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
I sided with your wife. How I have real life examples,
go for it. Baser does Uber Eats. She knows exactly
when it's gonna be delivered. When it comes and she says, hey,
Uber Eats is here. I go get Uber Eats once
a month. Guys, we don't do it regularly every week
in this economy. I know, and get it, and I

(37:34):
put it on the table and I'll just start eating.
And sometimes she's under the assumption that I'm gonna bring
it to her in bed. I just you know, the
food's there, so come out and get it. Yeah, no,
or if what if I just go get the pizza.
So there's there's like about a two minute thing where

(37:56):
it says it's coming down our driveway and when I
start eating, I'll just go get it put on the
table and start eating. Do I need to go into
the bedroom and say, hey, do you want me to
bring the food too? I'll just start eating. I'm with
your wife. You don't need to know.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
You knew around when the meal was gonna be made.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
My wife knows when a uber is gonna come into
the table.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
I get that uber eats is a set time.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
See, guys, here's this thing uber eats for you rich people. Well,
because my wife can't hear the door because for whatever reason,
we had a two hundred square feet that I didn't
plan on having, so she actually can't hear the door shut,
so she doesn't know that food is on the table.
Is it my job to say dinner's here when she
knows the roundabout time that that food is gonna be

(38:43):
put on the table from when I went and got
it from the uber eats.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Now that I understand, I just sit down and start eating.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Just like your wife.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
I'm hungry. I'm gonna agree with you on your side,
but mine is not an uber eat situation where there's
a set time. When on an app it tells you
when they're gonna be at your freaking door. This is
my My wife is in the kitchen making some dinner
and she's gonna put it on plates and we're gonna eat.
And if she doesn't tell me it's ready, I would
never So I'm just supposed to stand there and just

(39:10):
watch her until it's ready. No, say hey, dinner's ready.
And I said, you usually come outside and say hey,
dinner's ready, and she goes, yeah, but you're usually outside
with the kids. Kids weren't out there. So I'm supposed
to just magically, no, it's ready.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
It's it's the same. It's you and Bezer the same.
Y'all should date you guys need to then check on
the knee.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
It's not mine and your wife. Me and your wife
are in the same boat on this one. It's not
our job to notify you of the meal that you
already know is about to be made.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
In some.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Five minute window. The meal's made, come check in on it.
What if you just came and just what if you
on the phone just come in, huh, look and see
if the food's made. It's your wife's job to come
notify you that the food is made. No, No, hang
out for a second, just see if all the food's
coming in, Hey, would you bring in the room all

(40:06):
the foods here?

Speaker 2 (40:08):
That's the thing, dude, How do you think it would
fly over if at the Dallas Cowboys facility, catering gets
put out and they just leave it out and then
they leave. You're telling me they would, And if they
didn't go down the hallway and tell Zeke and Dak
and Ceedee Lamb and Jake Ferguson, if they didn't stick
their head in the other rooms say hey, guys, food's ready,

(40:29):
Come and eat it.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Brandon cooks, Thanks.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Brandon Cooks. Thanks. If you don't think there would be
a problem that the person that cooked the food didn't
go down and tell freaking Mike McCarthy, I mean, you
think Mike McCarthy's gonna be okay with not eating, No.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Sir, that's because it's an outside catering source, somebody that's
not related or in cahoots with the person eating the meal.
You and your wife are on such a similar thought pattern.
You guys know, invaser all of it. There's no need
for the notifications of the meal. Once you shoot a
deer fifty years ago, you started eating the fucker you

(41:07):
don't go tell the caveman.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Hey, guys, I got a deer. I'm gonna cook it. No, man,
you just started eating that.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
And I come from the philosophy you never know when
your next meal is gonna be. So if there's a
buck at my door, I'm gonna start eating you, come
come out and find it.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Find your buck.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Won't take a break. Me and my wife made up later.
Ray Hellvin analogy. Hi, Ray, Yo, I got a wait
for you to make one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
You were about to say, Ray, will you give us
your heisman meth? And I was like, oh my gosh,
you're losing your mind. I already did the segment. I
wanted you to say that so bad because I was
hoping you were daydreaming that bus. I already did the segment. Dude,
you lost your mind?

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Why you thought I was really that bad?

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Your tone though, acting like you're about to go to me.
And I didn't tell you any other segment that I
was gonna do. And I was gonna say, oh my gosh,
am I losing my mind? Or is this dude going
for the heisman?

Speaker 2 (42:11):
A kid?

Speaker 1 (42:11):
I already gave it. It's Quinn yours. Our people have
already bet it much us need to hear this segment
of second time nude.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
I did that one time. I'm not that bad. Okay,
I was paying attention. Uh. The Browns have a chance
for you to win one hundred thousand dollars pulling it up.
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(43:11):
Lude you gotta sign up. All you gotta is sign up,
put your name, email address, zip code, and they run
a kickoff back. You win one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
You know what the Titans are trying to do, what
we already explained it before. How they do visiting games
away games. You can go watch it at the stadium.
We won't know how it's gonna happen as they play
at home with Jets, right, yep, I'm correct. Okay, dude.
Now they're partnering with Miranda Lambert. So if you buy tickets,
that's how they get you. And it's a bait and
switch is what they call it in the marketing world.

(43:42):
You wouldn't know, you're not a marketing person like me.
I do have a little bit of background in it.
So you buy the tickets and then they said they
will select a certain amount of people that can listen
to Miranda Lambert's new album in the whatever, the catering area,
the Platinum Lounge, and you can eat and stuff. I
don't know if you meet Miranda Lambert, but it's the
Titans and their logos, like Miranda Lambert wearing.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
A Titans hat. It's like a graphic, a caricature.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
So not only are we now doing visiting away games,
you can watch in the jumbo tron. Now you could
listen to Miranda Lambert's album at the game before the game.
That's how we're selling tickets.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Babe. Let me see now that you made that announcement, well,
the tickets are starting to fly off the show. Oh
my god, do Do you really think people are gonna
buy a damn ticket all because you get to listen
to Miranda Lambert's album beforehand.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Yeah, it's fire, I've heard it.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Well, if you've heard it, then there's songs.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
About Blake on there.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
What she said she said is this exclusive?

Speaker 2 (44:45):
I don't know if you say yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
I don't know what she said. I actually forgot.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
There were songs she wrote after they divorced, no crap
that are just now coming out.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
That's weird.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
So hey, okay, okay, now you're wanting to go to
the Titans, Hey, listen to the album.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Hey, ray, listen to this.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Song run, I Gotta run.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
What I don't understand is she's now married, right. How
weird is that? Like, this is what's weird about songwriting
because an album doesn't come out for like three years.
So she's writing about songs about her life three years ago.
So if her new husband is sitting there hearing songs
about her ex husband, very awkward.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
What do you think vacation was?

Speaker 2 (45:26):
I don't know how banging chicks?

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Dude? Was it?

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Now it's about Bezer good point.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
I was like, I don't remember it. I don't remember
in and there anything in there about being banging chicks.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
I don't even know the damn lyrics. I haven't performed
it like five years. We fell off the performance circuit.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Oh my gosh, all right, you're ready for Locks?

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Oh dude, hit the music beat. Arnold had a boy,
good job.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Look, this is the easiest bed of the weekend. Guys
to go to Lambeau Field because I don't know what
is gonna go on with. They had to travel to
South Poweblow, Brazil. They had to travel back from Brazil
up to Lambeau Jordan Love his knee was left down
in South Powell, Brazil. And that means Milik Willis will

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be starting at quarterback for the Green Bay Packers.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Wait, wait, we traded him.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
You traded Malik Willis.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
He was on the preseason team.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
To the Green Bay Packers. And I don't even know
if Malik Willis has had time to even pick up
the playbook. How it's been such a short time. He's
only been there like eight days. So you got the
Colts on the road in Green Bay with Malik Willis
starting at quarterback. Oh my gosh, just ask yourself, Malik

(46:54):
Willis or Anthony Richardson, the answer is Anthony Richardson. I'm sorry, Malik,
you ain't shit.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
I'm glad you didn't go with ar fifteen.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Give me the Indianapolis Colts minus two and a half
in lambeau Field. Take it to the bank.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
How many ten more are you gonna give? I just
gave you one, all right, I got one NFL on Sunday.
I told you, don't get cute. You told me the
Vikings quarterback was Dante Culpepper. Give me the forty Niners
minus five.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
And a hook noon game on Sunday. Doesn't get easier
than that. The Niners are amazing.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
You're not gonna get Christian McCaffrey all the other guys
are gonna play though forty nine ers and lock it up.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Yeah, this one's gonna be ugly. It's gonna hurt. It's
gonna hurt to take this one. Look, man, I watched
the Washington Commanders. Jayden Daniels didn't know how to throw
the ball.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
But his odds improved to be Rookie of the Year.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Well, he ran the ball pretty well, but he didn't
throw it very well. And Daniel Jones sucks sucks so
bad he sucks. He's so awful, he's terrible. He will
not be a starting quarterback next year. But what do
they always say? You're not as bad as you are
a week one, or you're and you're not as good
as you looked in week one. So everybody's gonna tell you.

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Everybody's gonna pick the Commanders. Everybody's gonna pick the Commanders.
That's why I'm gonna take the Giants plus two take
it to the bank.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Fuss too, they don't even get safeties. Oh that's just
a dirty line. What a gross picked?

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Then the easiest one of all time. What do the
Ravens do? The Ravens beat up on bad teams. The
Raiders are a bad team. The Raiders got tired, They
got sick and tired of the freaking Chargers running the
ball and smacking them in the mouth. The Ravens are
gonna run the ball, run the ball, run the ball,
run the ball, and they're gonna run over the Raiders.

(48:56):
Ravens minus eight and a half, take it to the bank.
That's a lot of points.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Are we doing any college?

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Go for it?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Well, I'm scrolling and I didn't love the bam Obama
was sixteen in a hook against Wisconsin. I can't do
the balls just because I just want to watch that
game as watch.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Who do they play? Kent State? Oh my god, coachers,
hope you're doing well. Week one is in the books.
Heading into Monday night, I cashed a parlay and had
won two of three fantasy games, looking to make it
a three to zero with a big Nick energy and
lunches losers only needing two ish points from CMC CMC out,

(49:37):
not being able to pick up a free agent to
replace him. Night Ruin drank too much and called out
of work. Also, Jordan Mason and an interview after the
games that he knew he was playing since Friday, which
is a direct rules violation. Screw the forty nine ers
and Arnold Big Nick Energy. Damn Nick lost because he

(49:58):
couldn't get CMC was out. That sucks man.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Yeah, it's pretty brutal.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Some dude said he put on the mortgage on the
line and then see him see what as a touchdown scorer?

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Well yeah then doesn't even count. Yeah your money back, dude?

Speaker 3 (50:10):
All right, yeah, all right, ready for this college football.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
I love that you have a sparkly iPad.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
I can tell just.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Stop all right, I am gonna go to a college
football game on Saturday night. You're going coming, no coming
to you from Vegas. They are playing this college football
game in the sphere.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
I am going to go in the sphere because they're
having a UFC in the speed.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
I am going with Sean O'Malley Vikings kind of even
money minus one forty to beat Meer rab Dash Vidil Tigers.
Give me O'Malley Vikings and lock it up.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
You're such an idiot. You are such an idiot.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Blocking up a UFC fighting guys.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Remember, I'm gonna go to that million dollar sound system
and listen to it on Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
I'll have a full report on Monday.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Lunch and Ray. I'm an azzy based listener of the
Sore Losers and the Big Show. I'm heading the Las
Vegas next March is as the NFL Australian Rugby League
is opening its season there, sort of like the NFL
doing the whole England thing. I'm also coming to Nashville
in late February and would absolutely love to meet you
guys and see the studio. As a radio nerd who

(51:25):
also works in media, myself wondering what the chances would be.
I assure you I'm not a crazy stalker, though I'm
sure that's what crazy stalkers say. Would love to hear
back Troy Dodds from Australia. Nude, bring it on. You
want to come sit on the pod? You can do
the pod with us when you get here. Let us know,
Brother one, Last one Coachers. The last two times I've

(51:48):
tried to suggest the pod to a new listener, there
was a six year old screaming poopy butt, and the
other time you attempted to do your intro three to
four times without realizing you've already done it. It should
go without saying that those two jewels will not be
listening again. Jump the shark, maybe what the actual hell?
Ray is constantly promoting the podcast which suggest you want
new listeners, but with crap like that, no one in

(52:10):
their right mind is going to listen besides the loyal
sore Losers fan base. You've been on the radio professionally
for twenty years. Figure it out, thanks, Jacob McFarlane.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Yeah, I'm not a co host, guys, I'm a producer,
he said.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
My friends think I'm an idiot. Thanks man cool.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Yeah, we got to end this one, dude, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
We gotta go. All right, have a good weekend, guys.
Looks like a lot of rain in Nashville. I had
no idea rain was coming to Nashville. My friend April,
I guess she was coming to town with some girlfriends,
and she hit me up on Facebook. She goes, is
there really a hurricane coming to Nashville. I was like, what,
she goes. We were supposed to come this weekend, but
we canceled our flights because it looked like it was
gonna be rain all weekend. I was like, news to me,

(52:52):
So thanks for filling me in on that.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Yeah, farms and crops need it. Yeah, so all air
on that side. I don't care about your golf game.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
We just need the pumpkins and we need the hey
more of a corn and weed.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
I guess at this point.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Not to sound old, but we could really use the
rain we do. I mean, one of my trees looking bad.
I just had to sit the hose there and let
it run for ten minutes on the tree water that
sucker because he wasn't getting enough water.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Yeah. I did watering on what was it, Wednesday?

Speaker 1 (53:23):
And then I told Beazer, I said hey, look at
your map at the news and she said, what the news?
And I said, yeah, there's rain coming. I said, it's
gonna be perfect all weekend.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
We don't even need to water. That wasn't even.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Funny, No one? All right? Yeah, was that our best
episode or worst episode?

Speaker 1 (53:43):
I like to air on the side of WORSTA.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
And what was that?

Speaker 1 (53:51):
An instant feedback from Morgan She said, it's pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Yeah, it was good too. If the Astros could beat
the A's, that'd have been amazing.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Dude, are you read you have an extra condom?

Speaker 2 (54:01):
How the hell did the Astros lose to in a
row to the eighties? I mean, I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Oh, we didn't even bring up the biggest thing yet,
even though it'll probably change in this area.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Well, the sex tape bro Aaron Judge hasn't.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Hit a home run in like a month and a half.
Otani was down eleven home runs. Otani's down four with
two weeks to play. Do you believe in miracles? I
caught Otani at plus two thousand.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
But did you did you see Shannon Sharp porn? He
was doing some stuff with a woman and he threw
his phone on the bed and it actually hit Instagram Live.
So all you hear is her moaning in the background.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Did you watch the whole thing?

Speaker 2 (54:43):
No, no, I just saw it online. And he had
to go on on and he goes, my phone was hacked,
my phone was hacked. Then he came out and said, no, look,
I don't even know how to do Instagram Live. I
have no idea what that even is. But yes, I
was with a woman, and I'm sorry that you guys
got to hear that. Yeah, so I just make sure
your phone's unlocked.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Guys, that would be huge for our Instagram.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Arnold, get on that.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Yeah, we're back.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Yeah, you forgot text with Justin. I totally forgot. I
wrote it down, I looked at the schedule and I
forgot hit me.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
So Justin's never played Fantasy football before and never I
don't think so, not legitimately, And so he's just going
off of me on the dumbest things, and he goes,
this is him last night for the waiver wire, trust
the system.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Who the f do you want to start?

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Lizard's off the board, dumbass, I'm asleep. At this point,
we dropped Curtis Samuel the fucker's starting for us. Not
tight end because we picked Gray Fine mac Hollins. So
he was just picking up guys that got one reception
and got thirteen yards to put him on our team.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
You're just dropping everybody.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
Yeah, he goes.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Your dumbass still thinks Gus Edwards is getting touches. You
are the manager, so lock the fuck in whatever you
want by tomorrow's game.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
I mean, dude, this is Wednesday night. He's hitting me
and I.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Go Gus, Dobbs, Doolan, Macmo. They're all gonna get less
than five points. I literally don't care who starts and
he goes. You don't care. That's the problem. I do
all of this to get spat in the face. I've
been spatted on. I work harder and I'm underappreciated. All
I get is go fuck yourself. And this is at

(56:23):
eight am this morning during the Big show. Do you
see anyone else putting fuckers on injured reserve but me,
Batter's Box and Muscle White. I don't think so. And
I said, dude, we sound like an OHO to five team.
Calm the fuck down until we lose. Then the sky
can fall and he goes. We're want to know, dumb
cock can't go oh to five whatever that means.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
I mean, you won your first game, you can't lose
them all.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
And it's all because he was on the waiver wire.
So he thinks he's like some hero. He goes, I
was up until the wee hours grinding while your white
ass was in bed dreaming about Fritz and a banana hammock.
We didn't get your guys because he honestly thought we
were going to get likely who is the biggest waiverwear
that everybody picked up with in an instant of while
you're opening, And he goes, you need to put the

(57:10):
work in, and I said, ha ha. But he was
acting like our league is like really smart people because
they were on the waiverwear. And I said, dude, Baser
knew she needed to pick someone up. Yeah, our league
is geniuses. I said, dude, people are aware of the waiverwear.
Baser literally hit me up and said, hey, I need
to pick somebody up on the waiverwear. I said, this
is normal activity for the waiverwear.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
So he thought it.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Was totally new that Peter were grabbing guys and fighting
for it, and dude, this is still going He goes,
we're down to twelve players, dumbass, So he thinks we
need to stock a pile of fifteen people to play
fantasy football. Bro, these people were picking up don't even start.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Who cares? And then he hits me with.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Ir. He goes, I'm sark right now, drunk. You're Connor's
stallion sucking off some CMU team. This is where both
coaches on the same team. And he goes, I'll see
you in the playoffs, bitch, what does that mean we're
on the same team. Oh my gosh, dude, I swear

(58:11):
he's drunk. He goes, hire Boomer, whoever to take my spot?
My contract is ended. I'm gonna hit the bottle.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
What is he talking about?

Speaker 1 (58:20):
What is going on?

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (58:21):
We're one to zero undefeated in fantasy football.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
And he thinks the bottom is dropped out.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Bro. He was on the waiverwiar and he thinks he's
a martyr because he picked up two guys on the waiverwear.
Congrats man, congrats people. Last night at eight pm, Baser
goes to me, Hey, it says I'm missing a guy.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Will you help me with the waiverwear?

Speaker 1 (58:41):
People know about the waiver wire likely wasn't gonna be available.
It's not Likelylazard is not some amphibian at the zoo.
Every but he's gonna steal lizard. Those guys are gone,
so good luck there's It's now just trash. Everybody's just
kind of going through the recycle. Bin.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
I didn't even see who people picked up in my
leagn't even look. I'm not gonna panic. I lost, Okay, cool,
stay in pat.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Well, we were worried about Njoku because oh he's out right,
because now we can put him on injured reserve. Correct,
But we had to pick up a tight end, so
we went back up, back up for Kelsey.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Why would you go a backup tight end? I don't know,
it's a great question. Huh. Hey, wait, do you have
the ones from this weekend?

Speaker 1 (59:21):
So if you guys are thinking about picking or choosing
a friend to be a fantasy owner with or one weekend, dude.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
You know what they say, he quit when you moved
to college, don't be roommates with your best friend, and
don't play fantasy football with your best friend and always
ends bad.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
What were you saying this weekend?

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Because you said you had college football ones from this
past weekend that you deleted and then you were gonna
check to see if they're back.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
That's great.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
See if they're back, yeah, that's a great point. If not,
this is I mean, we're just gonna end it right here?
Is it over? Are we done? Go to your deleted
Go to your deleted.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
See I have to delete it.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
I don't know. I don't know. I don't ever delete anything,
so I don't know anything about deleting.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Cancel, edit, edit, edit, delete, all right, and then I go.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
I don't know. Do you have Justine from this weekend?

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
See?

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
All right? Goodbye, guys. Utsa upsets ut this weekend book
it

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Eh,