The Ray Jinx Went 4 For 4 This Weekend

In this episode we discuss Ray's perfect weekend when it comes to the jinx, from the 49ers to Quinn Ewers to Sean O'Malley. Lunchbox and Ray both sound so old when they voice their displeasure with Dana White and UFC 306 this weekend. Also Lunchbox had a night out at the ballpark and he is annoyed with one of the players not hooking his kids up with a baseball. How about them COWBOYS???

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh man, mondays. I love Mondays, love them.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah, they call it Sunday Funday, Monday done day man done?
Soo bro?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Are you done?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
So? Dude? Well, usually you are to start the day.
I mean, Billy explained it best you start out Monday
at twenty percent fun, and then you go to Tuesday
and it's forty percent, Wednesdays sixty percent, Thursday's eighty percent,
and Friday should be about one hundred percent fun because
all you're thinking about is the weekend, taking shots, partying

(00:33):
with chicks. Billy explained that I've never heard anybody else
say that, and I said, that's beautiful, dude.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
I wish Billy would have told me that, because that
is so deep. And I didn't know we were gonna
get that deep on a Monday, because I mean, it's
Vegas week, baby, I'm going to Vegas on Friday. So,
I mean, Billy's saying that has inspired me. That is
exactly accurate. All I can think about is how many
hours until my playing takes off from BNA and lands

(01:01):
at McCarran International Airport in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Jealous. It has been sixteen months, five days, and four
hours since I've been in Vegas, oh, almost a year
and a half.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
That's rough man, mine has been.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Also, it's iHeart guys. There's a bunch of music festival
going on. But you say it's your Vegas Week. You're
totally rebranded it.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I am making it sound like I am going on vacation,
but I am not going on vacation. But I am
going to Vegas. There is the iHeart Festival for the
reason I'm going, but I am turning it into I
am going for fun. It's a fun trip. This is
my vacation because I haven't been in three hundred and
sixty one days. Wow, three hundred and sixty one days,

(01:45):
two hours and twenty six minutes is the last time
I was in Las Vegas. So come this Friday with
three hundred and sixty five days.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Or the time you and Eddie snuck out to Vegas
went and bet on the Browns first win in five years,
and I was stuck in the studio here by myself,
and you guys won the bet in the late of
the night.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
That was when Baker Mayfield was the number one overall
pick and they were playing on Thursday Night football and
I don't they were playing the Jets, and the Jets
were got awful, but for some damn reason, we insisted.
We insisted on starting Tyrod Taylor for the Cleveland Browns

(02:27):
at quarterback. In the first half. The damn Browns are losing.
Tyrod Taylor can't do shit, can't do anything. And coming
out of the half, they said, hey, Tyrod, get your
ass on the bench, bake. It's time to cook, and
bake cooked, and the Browns won and covered.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
And I was in this studio staring up at the
TV knowing all the fun you guys were having in Vegas.
I didn't get the invite. It was a work thing.
And I just was sitting here watching this TV by
myself without any money on it, knowing that you guys
had bet the Browns and knew that you guys were ecstatic. Yeah,
but I wasn't. It was cold and dark and lonely
in here.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
I understand that, man, you had to stay the night here.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
That was when you got off the plane and you
ran to the ticket window because you had to get
the bet in before Thursday night football started. Oh what
a day, What a day. And that is when the
legend of Baker Mayfield began.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
And you know the Vegas run. You know, when you
first get there, do you place that betting ticket right away?
Do you got to get in a baseball game or something.
It's always a big predicament because I remember one of
the Vegas trips. I went to this all iheartfest that
we're talking about. Me and Baser stayed in Reno.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
You did stay in Reno.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
What was it called? Uh Circuit of the Americas Palace?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
No, what was it?

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Lucky Strike Red Rock mark?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
UH seven to eleven south Point south Point and as
a long way way, man, hey, that was not on
the strip. That was definitely a thirty minute cab ride.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
We got it for free, and for whatever reason, just
being into the field of gambling, I said, USC's gonna
be over. It was a Thursday night game, and I
knew it. I knew it was a Friday night game.
I knew USC was going to be over. It would
have been the most beautiful two hundred dollars win. USC
scored like seventy points. It was so over. We never
got at the ticket in in time. Beazer was doing
her makeup. I'm not gonna blame it on that, but

(04:25):
that would have started off the trip ended up being
a zero trip where I didn't win or lose, but
it would have started on the right foot if you
get that quick ticket in.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
And it did start on the right foot with that baker,
or you get in and you lose and it's like, oh,
but I always have my also my starting bet on
the Roulette wheel. And a couple of years ago is
when I found out the hard way about the three greens.
Is when we were staying at the what was it called.
It was the one that shut down Mirage Tropicana, and

(04:54):
I walk in and I'm like, all right, let's go
place that bet and I put, you know, my money
on Red. Then I put it on Red twelve read
eighteen read nineteen read twenty one and Black seventeen. They
spin the wheel and it lands on palm trees and
I said, uh, what is palm trees? They said, oh,

(05:14):
we've added a third green, and I was like, oh s.
And that's when I went to my room and I said, damn,
got to reevaluate my strategy and Roulette.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Honey, we're going tropical. No you're not, sir, that's actually
a third green. You just lost your ass.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
I said, is that a wheel of fortune giveaway where
you two you get to fly anywhere in the US. No, sir,
you just lost your money.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
You get to fly home broke.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Does that mean you're gonna send palm trees up to
my room? Nope, no, nope. That means you get a
cabanda by the pool. No, sir, that means we take
your money and you can go rent a cabanda by
the pool. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
For more money, you get a flight the one that
you booked originally, to the city that you live in
and back to your loser job to try and make
this money back.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, that's not bad. That was a shock to the system.
So yeah, that is happening this weekend. So right now
I am at twenty percent. I'm at twenty percent excited,
a little tired. Had a couple of kids wake up
in the middle of night for no reason. Last night,
my middle kid woke up, Dad, Dad, can you go
pee with me?

Speaker 2 (06:23):
All right?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
And I go in his room. He's back asleep already
by the time I got in his room, ghost, and
I'm like, hey, bro, didn't you need to go didn't
you need to go potty?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
He pops up and goes, oh, yeah, dude, that's scarier
than some of the haunted movies I've been watching.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
And then he got up, went pee, and then he
went back to bed. I said, Ni, Bud, love you.
He's already asleep.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
All right, we got to start the show. Arnold is
off today. He ended up drinking with Abby on Broadway
all weekend. He watched a lot of college football, he
told me. In NFL. He said, he lost, though, so
he's in the hole about one hundred bucks. He was
wondering if you could venmo him.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Probably check me with me after Vegas. Maybe next Monday,
I'll be able to venmo him something.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
All Right, we're gonna do it live. We oh the
one two three sore loser?

Speaker 1 (07:09):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah it says, and I'm from the North. I have
an alpha male. I live on the north side of
Nashville with Baser. We do have two point two acres
looking to maybe sell uh that point too, if anybody's interested,
let me know. But yeah, we live in the country.
It is Pumpkin Sison. Send a picture to my mom.
I think I deleted it though, so I can't post
it on the Instagram. But tho, those pumpkins are out
and they have buckets and bags and boxes. I think

(07:41):
our supplier may do it all for Kroger, Walmart publics.
They all come from a field right next to where
I live. It is pumpkin sizzin, and I think the
other fields are squashed. I saw a little yellowish.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Ooh, squash is good. Did you ever squash?

Speaker 2 (07:56):
It wasn't bananas. That's probably where the palm trees are.
But no, I'm not a big squash guy, but it
is good.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
I do like squash, and I like zucchini. As you
get older, you like different things. If you would have
handed me that as a kid out to spit it
out of my mouth. But now, my ah, I actually
got some taste to.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
It, and I think you can add stuff to it
that makes it a lot better. Because I believe Baser's
mom does something with it. Next time she brings it over.
I got to actually try and eat it. Usually it's
it's good, though it is the times I've had it,
it's good.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, if you ever had what is it called spaghetti squash?
It looks like spaghetti, right, it looks like spaghetti. You
open it up and you kind of just like shave.
I guess cut or shave. I don't know what they do.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Ray you see it. I was using a cooking term.
It's pretty caramelized.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
No, and you just use that as the noodles instead
of having actual noodles.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Who knew?

Speaker 1 (08:43):
It's freaking good.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
And Also these cooking shows, I hate that I got
in this tangent. We all know now they're fake. In
the last five seconds when they can do one hundred
things before the clock expires, ten niney, the guy puts
the whole birthday cake on the table, all the frosting, writes,
happy bird. They all within ten seconds. Come on, guys,
these cooking shows are fake. And I rest my case
and I'll hang up and listen.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
I don't watch many cooking shows because I hate them.
They're boring, They're not exciting. My wife likes that Great America, No,
not Great American, the Great English Bakeoff. She thinks that
is so fantastic. She enjoys that thoroughly because they're just
normal people. But I am like, that is so boring
if I can't eat it, and if we're not gonna
cook it, why the hell am I watching it?

Speaker 2 (09:27):
And Jesse Palmer he hosts the one in America. It's
maybe the Great American Bakeoff.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
They have that.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, but he's great.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
I thought he was the Bachelor at.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Dude does it all? And he hosts NFL. He does
some college football. But I was thinking, what a tough
show to host. You're just talking cooking. I'd be like, oh, hey,
how's it going? What are you doing there? Are you
h three hundred and sixty degrees? What do you ask them?
I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Did you remember to turn that burner on? Yeah? What
about that burner? Did you turn that off? I mean,
what do you talk about it?

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Because if you did know all the terms, you would
be in the show, you'd be competing. It's just it's like,
so here's my point. NFL guys, Tom Brady, well he
really can't announce. That's a bad example. Tony Romo. So,
Tony Romo played the game.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
I didn't see Brady again this weekend.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Bro. I didn't put it on it because it was
a crappy game. I think he did Cowboys Saints again, right,
he did Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
No idea.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
I was on Titans and I'm not messing with Brady.
He is really bad because during the pregame show I
saw an intro he did and it was so awkward.
Uh yeah, they're gonna be ready to play. Ah, these guys,
it's always nerves. Dude. He takes the weirdest pauses and sentences.
I realize why he's not great. His sentence structure is bizarre.

(10:43):
He'll go three words in a row, take a five
second pause, give you one word, and then finish it.
But he is relaxed, so he'll go it's a great
day for football. So he's calm. He's good. It's just
it's weird how he forms his sentences.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Maybe two Uh calm. For the TV, he is pretty relaxed.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
And I mean I mean they go to him and
freaking Gronk is like, dude, Gronk, is this hold on?
I want to get back to the cooking thing. Let
me say this really quick, the cooking thing. Jesse Palmer's
not a cook. How the hell do you host a
cooking show when you're not a great cook? Tony Romo
is great at calling the games because he used to
play football. Tom Brady and Gronk faced off. They did

(11:27):
a little segment during the pregame show. Dude, it was
the world's most awkward thing. Gronk goes, hey, Tom Brady,
it's your favorite tight end. Uh, how's it going the gig?
Bro Then they never talk, so it sounded like they
hadn't talked since they played together five years ago. Dude,
it was so awkward. And then I go, the hell
if I'm watching Tom Brady call another game, because that

(11:48):
right there just gave me the eck.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Well, Gronk is awful on TV.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
He's still that.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
He's so terrible. Tom Brady, I've yet to see. I
watched a little bit last weekend, didn't see him this weekend.
But back to the cooking show. The judges on these
cooking shows, that's my question is how do you become
a judge on what food is good and what food
is bad? Because if I don't like tomatoes as a judge,
and you put tomatoes on yours, guess what, Oh no,

(12:16):
I do not You just have to eat everything and
be like, oh no, I don't like the consistency. Oh
it's a little too much lemon and not enough lime.
I mean, it's like they come up with this terminology.
I'm like, you can't even taste half that? Oh I
can taste the papririka? Like what how do you even
know what paprika tastes like?

Speaker 2 (12:35):
It also either kind of fake. You're telling me you
can eat all that food and you're still able to
judge it and know what it tastes. Dude. After the
third piece of pie, I'm like feeling gross inside.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, and you take a bite, do you go brush
your teeth to clean your palate? Because wouldn't the taste
of the last pie still be on your mouth when
you try the new pie?

Speaker 2 (12:51):
And also, you're in there eating all this food. Did
you eat before?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Shit, I ate Schlotzky's before I came in. Oh what
they're making I don't even feel like that?

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Oh man, wait, hold on, so I haven't. I can't
eat all day.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
You have to fast before you judge one of those shows.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Then how do you say all the judges should be fat?

Speaker 2 (13:11):
They are?

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Are?

Speaker 2 (13:12):
They? A lot of them are bigger.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Because you had to sit there and taste all this
damn food.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Bottelli he owned a restaurant, I believe that's his name.
He got in trouble. He was I think he was
date date no date blanking, but I don't know if
I got the name right. But he's a big old dude.
And he lost his restaurant, he lost his cooking gig,
he lost it all.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Oh that's not good.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, but yeah, if you're a good cook, usually you're
a little bit bigger because you're eating all these foods
and consistencies and caramelization, all of it. Man.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Huh yeah, speaking of loosing everything, Yeah, you lost everything.
You Last week might have been the worst. You put
the hecks, the rain jinks. This weekend was in full
freaking affect. I mean absolutely made me laugh out freaking loud.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
You're talking about Quinny.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
I am talking. No, not just Quinny. We'll talk. We'll
start last week. You came on here. Yeah, break it down, man,
And you know you broke it down. You did this
crazy math equation to carry the one, divide by two,
add the six, throw three hundred yards two touchdowns, loop around,
do a running play. Oh, it's obvious that quinn Ewers

(14:24):
has the Heisman on lock. He is the Heisman Trophy winner.
There's no other person to put your money on. It's
gonna be quin Ewers bar none smash cut. Three days later,
quinn Ewers injured. He hurt his his oblique or strained
a muscle in his stomach or I don't know, pulled

(14:45):
the butt muscle, or we're making this up just because
we wanted to get arch Manning on the field. I
don't know, but I see it come across the screen.
I'm like, well, damn, Ray said they were gonna win.
He was gonna win the Heisman. Okay, no big deal.
Texas still whoops the ass off a go Roadrunners beat beat.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
What's next? Across the screen? Trump got shot again? Oh
wait what tho?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
That was on Sunday? Then Saturday night, I'm watching the
UFC fight, and Ray had guaranteed O'Malley was gonna whoop
that ass. Oh mally bet O'Malley, he's gonna kick ass.
O'Malley may have punched the guy one time. O'Malley got dominated,

(15:28):
got his ass whooped, got just pummeled. See you later
dominated for five rounds and now undisputed champion. Not O'Malley
he out. Okay, Ray jinks ups twice. We still got
Sunday to redeem ourselves.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Wait, do I get to comment on the fight.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, go ahead, O'Malley.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Oh my, what the fuck did I watch for five rounds?

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Oh boy?

Speaker 2 (15:53):
They also need to change the rules in the UFC
if you're not gonna try, and in high school wrestling,
if you don't actively try to do something, you can't
just hold a guy down.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Well, what do you mean? Who who wasn't doing something?

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Me? Rab dude, he was pounding him. He just put
him up against the cage, holds both his arms, does
the double soup flex and just fucks him. You can't
do that for five rounds.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
I felt like he was still grounding, pounding and trying
to That's how I.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Ground and pound.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Okay, I felt like he was doing a lot. And
even Courton the announcers were saying it because Herbdan kept
saying you gotta work, you gotta work, and Joe Rogan
and whoever they're like, work he is. This is ridiculous.
He is working like I don't understand what Herb Dean's doing.
You gotta work, gotta work. He is holding him down
and he is working for position. He is doing nothing

(16:40):
butt work. He is throwing knees, he's throwing elbows. It
was awesome. I will say that the problem with the
UFC it was so stupid. I understand it was Mexican
independence or whatever, but those videos.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
I didn't need the videos, dude, and it it it
might be or guys, make in person this sphere might
just put you on your knees in person, guys. It
doesn't do well on TV. I don't get it. It
didn't look good.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
It looked terrible.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Dude. They would do this zoom out and they only
had the crowd on one side of the ridiculous the
octagon that they said that was the first sphere. Guess what,
it's also the last because when they would zoom out,
it didn't look that impressive. Cool the arena. We see
the rink there, guys. The zoom out doesn't work on
television unless somebody's got some three D theater view at
their house.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
And it sounded like an echo in there, like whenever
they're they're screaming or the announcers, there's like an echo.
Only having fans on one side of the octagon.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Hey, they were fighting in some Aztec temple. Why I
didn't I felt like they could have done something better
with the graphics, Like I know, he's not fighting in
a temple right like the big screen. Why didn't they
put like waves behind him? I mean, if we're gonna
get wacky, dude, why not put a fucking dinosaur behind him?
Why would you not take advantage of the graphics that

(17:59):
you have. I mean, like, if you're gonna show all
these different stories and what feel good? What time did
it start at? Two am?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
It did feel like that, bro.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
I looked at my watch one time and I said, Baser,
this is why I get nineteen of my parlays got
knocked down to about nine. Thanks O'Malley. I get it
was huge. That's why I had to watch it for
my parlays. Dude, I will never watch a UFC again.
At one point, I thought I was seeing triple and
I go, is it one o'clock in the morning? Dude?

Speaker 1 (18:29):
What is happening? What?

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (18:31):
It ended at like one fifteen am? What Central time?

Speaker 2 (18:35):
King?

Speaker 1 (18:36):
What are we doing? Dana White?

Speaker 2 (18:37):
What are we doing?

Speaker 1 (18:38):
UFC? Listen? I understand, I understand you want to make
it cool and you want to have these crazy videos,
but that's what added the extra hour and fifteen minutes.
Usually it ends by eleven forty five or midnight. But
these extra videos they played were five ten minutes each.
In between each fight added an hour and fifteen minutes.

(18:59):
And I was like, oh, oh my god, I'm looking
at the watch going home on it's twelve forty. I mean,
we sound like old ass grandpa's But I was bitching,
benching because I knew my kids were gonna wake up
at six point thirty. It didn't matter how late I
was staying up. So I'm like, oh my gosh, okay.
And then it goes the five full rounds and no

(19:19):
one gets knocked out, and I'm like, oh, geez, now,
maybe it's cool on the outside of the sphere. I'll
let you know this weekend when I go to Vegas.
That's what we were all wondering. Do they show them
they show it outside, like ause you sit on the
street and watch it on that big old sphere.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Because they do bad that makes the tickets not as valuable.
And also if they show it outside or are they
legally allowed to do that because it's a pay per
view type thing. But also if they show it outside,
then they're taking full advantage of the sphere. If the
fear is just black during the fight, then they're not
taking full advantage of marketing. I had so many questions,
and guess what, they could only be answered if you
were there. We couldn't tell any of it on our television.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Someone in our on our Facebook group was there. On
the Sore Losers Facebook page, she posts, I am live,
and he had a picture the upper deck. It looked
like you couldn't even see the damn octagon.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
That's what I was saying. It looked a mile away.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
If you were way up there, you had to have
binoculars to see that, even the fighters in the ring.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
And also, guys, be careful gambling in person UFC, because
what you don't realize is on TV, they'll show you
the short color and they'll show you which guys which dude.
In person, after you've had a couple of drinks, you
have no idea who's fighting or who is zoo and
which is which trunk color. I learned that the hard
way when oh me, Eddie, we had a seat.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
You're right, you're right? No, yeah, yeah. I remember I
went once and had a suite and then I went
another time and I kept saying, squirrel is ass drunkard
in hell? So I mean it's so. The fights in
the beginning were awesome.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
The fight was this long. I met the neighbors. We
had like five neighbors over to our other friend's house.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
The one with the surround.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yes, it was two steps down. Sadly this s round
system didn't get utilized. We went up and saw it.
I took a picture posted on the account, and then
we all sod to go downstairs and watch it on
the family TV. I thought we had one hundred thousand
dollars sound system.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, why wouldn't we use it?

Speaker 2 (21:07):
I don't know. We just went up there and saw
it and then came back downstairs. But this is how
long the fights were. The one neighbor, he came over
solo and just drinking a beer. Hey, man, I'm gonna
I'll head home. I'll be back in a second. These
fights are taking Trevor. Huh. Yeah, man. He goes home,
comes back over as two daughters are over there. They're
young enough that they really didn't talk much. They're on
the iPads. Got it, dad, we're bored. He took him

(21:30):
back home and then he came back over All during
the fights, Yeah, I'm back. Yeah, they were getting bored. Hello. Yeah,
what Yeah, I just had him over here. Yeah, they
said they were bored. All right, I'll come get him,
goes and gets his two daughters, brings them back over.
They're sitting there chilling hour, goes by. Dad, we're tired.
I'm gonna go take them to bed. I'll be back. Dude.

(21:52):
He left ten times and came back ten times. And
get this, he didn't even make it to the main card.
He didn't make it to the main either he was
so sideways or he just got tired of walking back
and forth to the houses. Dude, he wasn't. As far
as I is, there is me Baser jess getting her husband.
That was it. Not the entire neighborhood made it till
the final main event.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Man, the main I'm telling you. When he when they
were making the walk out to the octagon at twelve
twenty five am, that's unacceptable. It's unacceptable. It's too late.
It doesn't need to happen. If you're gonna do it
that way, started earlier because Vegas time. You can start
it earlier, because it doesn't damn matter.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Baser goes, Oh, so the fights are at nine, Jessica says,
the fights are at nine and I said, you don't
understand how this works. Okay, so the betting Apple say
that it starts at a certain time.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
No, No, the pay per view starts at nine, and
then what happens.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Right, Well, there's eight fights that go from nine until
one am. And so I said, no, we don't need
to get over there at seven an hour or whatever
before the stuff. I said, we get there later, because
I'm telling you they're gonna go for five hours. The
mate and she goes it says, here, O'Malley's at nine.
I said, the fuck If O'Malley's fighting at nine, I
can guarantee you he doesn't fight before midnight. And damn

(23:02):
if I was right, I was pretty damn close.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
No, not even that. You buy the pay per view
and it starts at quote unquote nine, and then they
do a preview piece and hyping up all the fights
from nine to about nine to twenty five, there are
no fights. It is all promotional videos, interviews. I've been
training and I'm gonna whoop his ass, like f that dude,
I'm gonna kick his ass. I'm gonna punch that girl

(23:24):
in the pit like I mean, that's what it is
for twenty five minutes. I'm like, get to the fights, please.
My ass didn't get a nap today. I am tired
and I need some sleep. And I loved that I
saw O'Malley. They showed him leaving the arena the sphere.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
And he looked lifeless, and he the way he was
walking was very similar to how he fought lifeless.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
And we'll take a break. So that's two. Ray Jinks
is down on Saturday. Then smash cut to Sunday. Ray
has his lock of the San Francisco forty ninerss minus five,

(24:06):
minus six, minus four against the Minnesota.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Vikings Dante Colpepper and Randy Moss.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
And Dante Colepepper Randy Moss. They were winning the entire game.
It was never a doubt of if the forty nine
ers was gonna cover because they never I don't know
if they ever led in the game. The Vikings led
from the jump, They were up two scores most of
the game, absolutely dominated, and they cover the spread. But

(24:34):
not only that, Ray had picked the San Francisco forty
nine Ers is the last undefeated team and on this
pod talking about how they had an easy schedule and
Batter's box is like, please tell them to quit saying
that about the Niners and lower behold Niners lose. There
goes that Ray was on fire this weekend. Thank you

(24:57):
on fire?

Speaker 2 (24:58):
And then yes, fact you' speaking Brandon ayuk Uh he
signed that he did that big holdout or whatever teams
wanted him for what one catch in ten yards? I
have him on my fantasy team. He hasn't done jack
shit this year. He's non existent. Christian McCaffrey, what did
he do? He died? Uh?

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, he went on IR and they didn't. Jordan Mason
did just find without him. But yeah, everybody that driving McCaffrey.
Oh look at that. They didn't tell us. Oh, we're
gonna keep it a secret. And now he's on IR,
really screwing us fantasy owners.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Hey, I did some work for the show. I'm just
trying to make it bigger and better. Every single day
I was watching the SEC pregame show. Yeah, I've actually, dude,
I love Pat mcavee d I've moved away from college
game Day. You told me that, dude too many personal
pieces and Rhys Davis just hey, what do you say
about that? Pat? You have your twenty five thousand dollars
kick coming up? Hey, coach Courso was He's fine, it's

(25:57):
a tough job, but yeah, I moved away from it. Dude.
I watched Big newon Kickoff on Fox, and then I
was watching sec Nation. There's the guy that played for
the Saints. Do you know who this is?

Speaker 1 (26:07):
You had to show I can't see it that far away.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
That's why we need a producer. He was like a
defensive guy, no idea. Anyways, you guys look it up.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
What's his name?

Speaker 2 (26:18):
That's what I'm trying to find from.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
So here's the funniest clip of the weekend. It's for
all you betters out there. I'll play it enjoy. He
actually set up like he was gonna say he's not
a betting which and he goes which I am, which
I am because all those people on those shows just

(26:41):
try to act like they're too good. Come on, we
all know you're betting.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Let me tell you. I did some things for the show. Also.
I tried to get theo Von to interact with us
because there was a fight in the against Ortega, Brian Ortega,
who was fighting some guy Lopez, and he had a
mullet just like Leo Theovon, so I took a picture,
was like, oh damn Theo Von in his own in
the freaking octagon. Theovan didn't respond. Yeah the rat man,

(27:05):
Yeah he didn't respond. So yeah, I was trying to
grow the show also. But yeah, I don't know if
you want to speak on your bad weekend. If anything,
you want to apologize. I don't know what happened.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Well, I had the Quinn RS parlay, so yeah, that
one was shot for me. I had the forty nine ers,
so that shot a little bit. They'll still make the
playoffs and be fine. And then what was the third thing?
The Saturday?

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Uh it?

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Well Friday O'Malley O'Malley shot like ten of my parlays.
So I mean, yeah, I'm equally as sad dude, but
also good god man, I guess don't include in a
parlay one fight that lasts ten minutes and it can
change your entire year. Awesome, dude. I had been building
these parlays through the March Madness, NBA playoffs, NHL parlist.
Shot to shit with a dude that didn't even throw

(27:49):
a kick when you're known for kicking. I probably said
between ten and twenty times during the.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Fight kick him in the fucking fast never did I
see it. He finally in the fifth round kicked him
in the stomach a couple of times. And guess what
I got. I didn't like it very much, city me, Rab.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Do you see when he kissed him?

Speaker 1 (28:08):
That was awesome?

Speaker 2 (28:09):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:09):
No, no, Like, what was he? Okay?

Speaker 2 (28:11):
This was hilarious. I mean, we all know now these
fighters got a screw los. He freaking kissed him on
the back like what.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
He's got him? Like pinned up against the case?

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Hey, what was me? Rab? Was he four or five?

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Like?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Is he even five feet tall?

Speaker 1 (28:24):
He's tiny, right, Bro?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
I could have been out there, And I always say it,
if I'm gonna have that much money on it, where
I have all these parlays, I don't even get me started.
I got to rebuild all the futures parlays. For the
most part, I'll let me fight for my money. I
would have preferred to be out there fighting me Rab
because I'm a wrestler. Dude, Dude, O'Malley's not a wrestler.
He's a kicker and a hitter. And that's the I'm

(28:47):
telling you. The style of me Rab suits me. Perfectly.
I would have loved to have fought for my money,
and I'll hang up and listen.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yeah, he would have loved to fight for your money
until he hit me one time and then he'd be
like that, O'Malley, you're in, Oh, you're in. But I
mean the fact that he had him against the cage
and there's still time on the clock. I don't know
if he just spaced out or what happened, but he
starts kissing him on the back. A couple of times.
He goes lah lah, lah lah, and then he lets

(29:14):
go and turns the round starts laughing because he thinks
the rounds over. You know. Mallley comes over and whack
knocks him right in the face. He's like, what the
what are you doing? Why are you Oh? The round's
still going. My bad. I didn't realize. I thought the
bell ring.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Did that dude speak English a little bit?

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Okay, because I think he's from like Georgia.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
And O'Malley, I mean, dude, maybe his hair was blonde,
and then I guess for the fights he always even
made it pink and green for Mexican heritage. To night,
I don't know, bro, instead of going to the hair
dye place. Why why don't we maybe a couple extra
minutes in the ring doing some kicks, like I love
that you got your hair all corn Road perfectly died. Dude.
He had added pink green. It was pink and green, dude.

(29:53):
It was awesome. But bro, maybe maybe a couple more
spin kicks in the in the ring. Just practice those
for on a Friday instead of going to the paint.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
It wasn't the spin kicks, man, that's what he That's
how he knocked out. I know, I underling, I understand,
but what he needs to do is learn how to
not get tackled. Well, I'm done with him. I mean,
I mean he got tackled over. I mean he got
taken down over and over. They just tackle, tackle, tackle.
It was like, dude, uh, maybe not let him tackle

(30:22):
you the whole time. I don't know, I don't know.
It's not that easy. I understand you. It's hard not
to get tackled, but he was just getting tackled and
then he just couldn't get up.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
And also, I'm just hoping that he did have enough
training because it seemed like this thing was going to happen.
It was going to be in the spear. It wasn't
going to be in the spear. It was going to
be on Mars. I don't know. It was with me
on Fight Island. I hope he trained properly for it,
and my money was at least, you know, not in
vain there. Let's let's just hope that he I mean,
I saw a picture of him like partying a little

(30:50):
bit from a couple of days ago. I hope there
was no alcohol involved and he was just sitting in
the back of a limo. I just saw some pictures.
It's just like, I want you training. I don't want
any Instagram posts of were ready. I don't even want
you spending the time right constructing that sentence.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
I don't want you to hurt your fingers.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
I want you in the mat. So I didn't love
that he dyed the hair. And then there's the picks
of you like doing these promotions. Maybe he had a
busy week of promoting shit. I don't even know if
he went in the Ring of the Sphere once he's like,
oh this is cool, this is nice. Have you been
there yet? Tell me you've trained there every day this week,
Because when you're looking around up like that and you're
looking in awe, you should probably have already been in

(31:25):
the sphere in that in that ring.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
So you're thinking that he should have, like, you know
how like basketball players go out in the court and
test it a little bit for a game. Check the bounces,
see where the dead spots are in the wood. You're thinking,
O'Malley should have gone in the sphere and that way.
So when he walks out for the first time, he's
not like, Wow, this is what everybody's been talking about
on Instagram. Yeah, this is where Bruce Springsteen had that

(31:50):
awesome concert.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
It's like the sphere was for the audience. It wasn't
for the fighters.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
That's not You're not even gonna be there. You're not
dealing with that. It's for us to think it looks cool,
which wasn't that cool.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
And I apparently there was a boxing match that was
supposed to be really good that this weekend too, But
I didn't know canel Over, somebody.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
I usually research him as I'm flying to Vegas, wasn't
flying to Vegas, so I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Yeah, people are like, oh, I can't believe you watched
UFC and you didn't watch the boxing and I'm like,
who who fought boxing? I didn't know boxing. People still cared, honest, guy,
I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yeah, there'll be a big one every once in a while.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah, speaking a big one. We're gonna take a big
break and we're gonna come back. And I had a
rough I went to a minor league baseball game this weekend.
I'm gonna talk all about it. Very weird.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
I can guess which one.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Uh yeah, it was called the Nashville Sounds. We'll be
right back. No, So Friday night we're gonna go to
the Nashville Sounds game. But first, my four year old
has soccer practice, and fine, cool, but it's raining off
and on, raining off and on. Head coach texts and says, hey,

(32:57):
I'm not gonna be able to make practice tonight. Do
you think you could handle practice? Because I'm the assistant
coach for my four year old. I'm like, yeah, that's fine,
no problem. And then we go to the We're going
with another family, so we drive, we meet at their house,
and we follow each other. So we park in the
same spot because they have the tickets on their phone.
Their tickets aren't working. We're standing outside the gate, standing

(33:19):
outside the gate. The app's not working. App's not working.
They have to go up to the ticket window. Finally
get it to work. We get in. We're at the
game for maybe five minutes. Home runs and who do
I see?

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Bones?

Speaker 1 (33:33):
No, the head coach of the soccer team. Couldn't make practice,
busted in the act. Couldn't make practice? Can you handle it?
So when you say you can't make practice.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Yeah, can you handle your drinks while you're at the
baseball game dodging soccer?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
I'm thinking, oh, okay, cool. That means you're out of
town or you're sick. You can't make it. You have
like you know something. And I'm like, oh, man, good
see a practice. And he says, oh, yeah, the in
laws are in town. What the hell is that up to?
Doing anything?

Speaker 2 (34:10):
You got to entertain?

Speaker 1 (34:12):
You can't go to a forty minute soccer practice. They
don't want to come watch your son their grandkid play soccer?
Cool whatever, Not a big deal. So we stand outside
and out in the right field, like over the right
field wall, and we're there and we're just eating, having
a couple of drinks. The kids are just running around,
running around.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Do you still have the thing out there? Where you
can play corn hole and you're sucking down those Jack
Daniels smoothies.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
It's called the band box and they still have that.
Oh I thought it was called batter of the box.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
What if everybody that's a batter's box.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
And that's cool and everything. And one of the kids
in the group is standing down there at the right
field wall and yelling, hey, can I get the baseball?
Not be out of the baseball?

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah, shut up, you little shit.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
And the right fielder turns around for us or them
for us, and he goes, what's my jersey number? And
the other dad that I'm with you looks at this
kid and goes, I don't know what.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
It was great. Your kid can't count to ten.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
And the kid goes ten, you're right, throws the ball up.
So they got a baseball. One of the kids got
a baseball, not my kid, but the other kid. And
so they're loving it. They're running around playing with the baseball.
And then there's some like car giveaway set up and
they have like a little set up where it's like

(35:33):
rubber balls and you could throw the baseballs in the
catcher's mitt. It's like a carnival game.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Nice promotion. Hey, come break the windows.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
It's like foam balls, you know, like stress balls.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Leave it to a guy on Jack Daniels the mixers
that they got over there and it's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
But it's just the kids and they're over there just
throwing it and throwing it and throwing it. And the
guy got tired of the kids throwing it, so he
just packed it up. In the third inning, he was like, no,
he took it down.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
I don't know if boss is cool with dad.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
I'm like, huh, interesting, okay cool. And then they have
rocks inside the stadium and the kids are running around
the rocks. Unless you're kept coming over, quit playing in
the rocks. Well here's an idea. Don't put rocks inside
the stadium.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Don't yell at my kids.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Now, don't mind them yelling at my kids, but they.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Will parent them. Thanks.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Don't put the rocks. Why would you put them there?
Of course kids are gonna run and jump on, like,
want to play with the rocks? Cool? So finally were like,
they want to go over to the putt putt. There's
putt putt over there in right field too, so yeah,
let's go play put putt let's go play putt put
everything at this stadium, but a baseball game. They watched
a little bit of a baseball game. Baby boxes you dad,

(36:40):
We scored, We scored. He's freaking out whenever we score.
So we go over to the Putt Putt cost money, so.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
They're double hitting. You got the price of admission, and
now once you're in there, twenty dollars for a jack
smoothie and then you got the put putt two.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Ding ding ding. They want you to pay money to
play putt putt. Thanks, but no thanks.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yeah. The jack smoothies, though, honestly gets the chicks a
little loose.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
It does if you're a single individual hanging out of
that bandbox. Perfect little party atmosphere. I told you we
went there when we first started dating. I maybe had
one and a half. I forgot I was at a
baseball game. Fantastic, great environment.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
You get the bar scene. You think you're on Broadway,
you really do.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
It's a phenomenal, absolute phenomenal addition to the ballpark. A
lot of young people there on Friday night. It was
a lot of dudes. There wasn't many chicks in the bandbox.
So we're gonna start playing bean bags. We're gonna play.
Kids are throwing the bean bags, and there's some ping
pong tables and baby box Ky's wanting to go play
ping pong, but I'm like, the tables are full. Man,
we can't. We can't go over there. He's like, all right.

(37:45):
So they're playing bean bags, bean bags, bean bags. And finally,
the other family has an older daughter who's like ten.
She's like, can we go to our seats? Finally, can
we go to our seats? This is already like the
fifth inning?

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Where does she go? Pope John Paul?

Speaker 1 (37:58):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Oh, that's where the Titans practice private Christian school. Uh.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
So we go walking and then there's a bouncy slide,
like a blow up slide.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Dude, there is everything but a baseball and a bat
at this baseball game.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
And the other mom looks at me and goes, don't
let them look left. Don't let them look left. Don't
let them look left.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Chickscutter hangers hanging out.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
No, it's the bouncy slide. And my middle baby Box
two goes, oh, Dad, let's go over there. Look at
that slide. I'm like, oh my god, here we go.
So we walk over there and it's like twenty dollars
to do the slide, and I'm like, sorry, boys, we
ain't paying twenty dollars per person for unlimited slides. That's
sixty bucks. Ain't doing it. Yeah, the slide in my

(38:45):
local park is free, free, so we will do that
another time. So we walk over and in the left
field like corner, right by the foul pole is where
our seats are. So we sit down and sitting on
the front walk up. There's no one there, So you
sit on the front row right bad?

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Why can't we go on the slide? I thought I
saw a child pressure get away kids.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Right by the Nashville bullpen, right right by it cool
watch out and the kids are just standing up on
the railing and I mean this usher every two tell
your kids to get down. They can't have their hand,
they can't be standing up while the balls in play.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Oh see they fall. It's a lawsuit, so I side
with him.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
No, it was a her, And I'm like, okay, yeah,
they're not standing up. And so they're sitting in their seat. Sure, yes,
they're sitting in their seat. And they just put their
hands up there just like as they're watching the game.
She comes down. Your hands can't be on the railing
your hat. I'm like, they can't rest their hands up
there while they're sitting in their seat like that. It's
like an armrest.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Oh no, did you get in another fight with people
in the stands? Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
No, I didn't get a fight. I didn't get a fight.
I was like, fine, why.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Can't I stand in this seat if they're not my seats?

Speaker 1 (39:54):
No, we didn't do that.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Please tell me you were sitting in the correct seats.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
We were in the right section. I have no idea.
There's no there. It didn't matter. There was I mean
we had two rows to ourselves.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Oh the game wasn't packed on a Friday night.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
No, it wasn't sold out.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
I go there, there's more people at the freaking to die.
What are the third base public the bandbox? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Anyway, So we are like, all right, cool, cool, that's fine, whatever,
No big deal. So then there's you know, one of
the pitchers is like warming up, you know, it's stretching,
and my baby Box two is like, yeah, I really
want a ball. I really want a ball because the
other kid had a ball. And I'm like, well, you
gotta yell for it. You gotta say, hey, man, he
number whatever? Can I get a ball? Can I have

(40:37):
the ball? So there's one guy, I think it was
number forty four.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
I no, guy sucks.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Don't quote me on that. But in between innings he's
the one that warms up the outfielder throwing the ball,
you know, and they're playing catch warming up. The left
fielder throws a couple to the center fielder, and my
kids are like, he's getting He gets two balls. At
the end of the you know, when they're done warming up,
he's coming back and I because, hey, number forty four,

(41:03):
number forty four, can you throw us a ball? Can
you throw us a ball?

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Did you say number forty seven?

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Nah? I think I said forty four. Okay, why forty seven?

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Because I know the team I'm fucking around. I don't know,
just continue.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
God, I was like, what do you know forty seven?

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Ray? Oh?

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Is he that prospect?

Speaker 1 (41:19):
No? Anyway, No, it's Kershaw Man. This is where I
have a huge problem this douchebag. Instead of throwing it
up to kids, I mean, the whole railing is lined
with kids yelling for a baseball every inning, every inning,
he just tosses them back in the bucket, Like, what

(41:41):
the hell is your problem, bro?

Speaker 2 (41:43):
That you little shits?

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yeah, Like, dude, those balls mean nothing to you.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
He maybe has to save them.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Dude. Anytime a pitcher throws the ball and it bounces
in the dirt, they toss it out and they give
him a new baseball. So they have hundreds of baseballs
they can have up. So these baseballs that he gets
every every time. All he has to do all that
you want to make the kids life. And I'm not
just talking to my kids, any of those kids on

(42:11):
that railing. Every inning, you should be tossing the ball
up into the crowd, none of this up put it
back in the bucket. Why are you putting it back
in the bucket? Absolutely ridiculous, so freaking stupid company man.
And he did it three innings in a row, never
tossed a single damn ball to the kids. Tell me why.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Well, and that's what I don't know if that's a
rhetorical question. That's when Dad steps in that third inning
he does it. You start to do the fish thing
with the middle finger. Fuck you, buddy. You know, as dad,
you let him know that you're not happy with how
he's playing the game.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Me and the other dad are like, what is this guy?
Why would he not just throw the ball. He was like,
you want to talk about making these kids a fan
for life.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Okay, so you and this guy are sucking each other off,
both having the same opinion. Hey man, you should throw
it right. Yeah, man, you could go your ball, Go
the ball, go the ball. What if you didn't hear
your kids? Uh?

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Okay, then he heard the kids next to him or.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
All these kids got air pods in their ear. This pitcher,
if he's nineteen, he didn't hear a thing all game.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
That's a good point. Didn't see any air pods in
his ear, But he could have been listening to music.
Your wife flashes him, and I mean the kids are
just yelling and yelling, and every happening, they're running to
the railing, running to the railing, running into the railing.
We sit there for three innings. He doesn't throw a
single damn ball.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
See, you got to mix it up. That's how Boomber
got a ball. We went to spring training, real life example.
We were having trouble on the first base side. It
was the opposing team, the Cleveland Indians. Sorry, what are
they called guardians? Yeah, insensitive of me. Boomer then goes
on the first base line and gets a ball. Charlie
Blackman would not even look up. He got it from
the fifth string pitcher that was also a catcher. I

(43:51):
think he threw to himself. That's how Boomy, you just
got it. Sometimes you go to different parts of the
stadium and Charlie Blackman, though, man, he takes those balls
and I think he polishes them off and puts some
fucking pine tar on him and just jacks them off
because dude, he wouldn't get rid of one.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
I'm like, what amazing?

Speaker 2 (44:08):
What do you do with those balls? Dudes? Stick them
up as a ball, clamp up your ass.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
I mean, there's no way, Like if you're telling me
that the player has to pay for every ball he
throws in the stands, like they have a camera on
every person, like when they throw a ball up. Okay,
maybe I'll understand it, because maybe you're not making any
money in the minor leagues. But if they are not
getting charged for every ball they throw in the stands,
this dude's a complete douche and he should be doing
it everyfing happening every time he plays catch with the

(44:32):
left fielder. He should be throwing the ball to the
damn stands. So if the three innings we're out, I'm
out here. I can't take it anymore. I'm pissed off.
So we're gonna go to centerfield. And we go out
to center field, and they got the grass. You know,
everybody can run around. The kids are running around. Can
couples put down a towel. There's couples laying down on
a towel.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
That's what I'm saying. You gotta be careful with the kids.
Sometimes they're fucking.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
And the opposent. No, no, they weren't for the Remember
the UTEP game, Yes, the top, Yeah, I do remember that.
And they've done it at the A stadium too. You know,
you're ahead at you're winning the bed at seventh inning,

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you might try to, you know.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Get your get your uh, dip your honey in the beehive.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
So we go to center field and someone flies out
the center field, the last out the posing teams in
the field. What's the dude do? He turns around, throws
it up onto the green like for someone to go
get dude, Like, great, dude, exactly what you're supposed to do.
You don't need to keep that damn baseball. You didn't
need to run it in the dugout and drop it
in a bucket. You're there to make the fans happy.

(45:41):
But my kids were too busy playing tag that they
didn't see the ball fly and land right next to
their damn feet, and some other kid, like thirteen year
old comes up and grabs it. You got to be ready,
gotta be ready. So my kids missed an opportunity. And
they're playing tag, playing tag, and then I turn around
and this, you know, the next inning has started, and
I look and my kid is just pissing right there

(46:02):
in the grass. The stream is shooting in the air,
right next to two people on their blanket the center
if I could have got a picture, the center fielders
backs to him, you know what I mean, like ready
for the next pitch, and my kid has a stream
just whoo almost landing down onto the field. That sounds baseball.
Right there, man pissing in the outfield. It was, you know,

(46:25):
probably a foot or two from going over the wall
onto the warning track. Ah my white, Oh my gosh,
oh my gosh. And the usher I'm thinking, oh, the
usher is gonna be pissed, all right, do you have
a PPTP? The usher laughing her ass, I'm finding it hilarious.
Didn't care. There you go. That was Nashville Sounds baseball.

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Then we headed to the car.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Yeah, until a guy tries to catch it on the
warning track and there's a little bit of mud because
the kid pissed.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
He slips in a puddle.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Yeah, there's an oil slick in center field because we
didn't have a ppet.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
The ball lands right there and he goes, what in
the I didn't rain? What it is?

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Then we headed to the car and we headed home. Man,
what do you do when he's doing that? You tackle
him or not?

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Just let him finish. Man, it's better than peed in
his pants the way I look at it. Hey, at
least he didn't piss his pants. That is a win.
I don't give a crap. Yeah, I'm happy with it.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
What a day at the ball game.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
What a day at the ball game. But we led
without a baseball, and I mean I was just like,
why do you not just throw every damn ball to
the kids? Makes no sense. We headed out, told the
ushers have a good night, got the car. It was
tied four to four, bottom of the ninth. I think
we won. I think we walked off home run, maybe
five to four, And there was fireworks after the game,
but it was already like nine forty five. Kids were exhausted,

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so we headed to the house.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah. I caught the score on Sports Center bootleg. They
would never put a sound score on Sports Center.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
And that was my trip to the ballpark. And when
we come back after this, let's just break down a
little bit of football real quick. We'll talk about the weekend.
Oh my god, Miguel, can we get a welfare check
on miguil?

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Hoo?

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Loker? How you doing out there? Boys? How about them cowboys?
We'll be right back. I mean, Ray Tennessee is really good.
The falls, the Texas Longhorns are really freaking good. Archie,
I mean that quinn Ewers goes down, they don't matter.
Archie says, I'll throw a touchdown. I'll throw a touchdown. Wow,

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they're bad ass.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Who's Archie's boy? Who's his dad?

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Uh? Cooper, the one that got hurt that it couldn't play.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
I mean, Peyton didn't have any good kids.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
I don't know if Peyton has kids. I have no idea.
Does Eli have kids?

Speaker 2 (48:43):
He's got some kids.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
I'll tell you what Eli you're watching. He's funny. Yeah,
he's a funny. Dude. I think he's funnier and Peyton.
Peyton gets all the love, but Eli is much funnier.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Even though they say the ratings are down, they have
their lowest episode ever of their remaining casts. Oh really, yeah,
but we face low episode ratings too. It happens we survived.
Uh what else of Georgia looked like dog crap? They won,
but they looked like crap. But tennessee this weekend, Dude,
they're gonna They're gonna wax Oklahoma. I think Oklahoma's bad.

(49:14):
Wonder what that line is.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
I couldn't tell you.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Jackson, Arnold, Nico Ima, mali Ava dude. And I told
Bazer for my birthday, I wanted to nico Imamaliava. Jersey
still haven't got it. Price has got to be through
the roof right now.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Yeah, they got to be. I mean, just so expensive.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Let's see where we're going to the Kentucky game?

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Are you really?

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Kentucky?

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Yeah, We're gonna go to Luxembourg, dude, going to Knoxville, dude.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
I have no idea with you. You go a lot
of random falls. Hopefully they'll still be undefeated when you go.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Well, they played BAM of the week before.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
They can be bad, dude, they I I really think
Tennessee is really freaking good. But Texas, man, they are waxing,
ass wax and ass. I cannot where is Tennessee. I
should have just typed in Tennessee and say, oh, here
it is. Tennessee is a seven point favorite at Oklahoma.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Man. Oklahoma looks bad. They are barely beating the poor
like Sister for the Poor and the you know high
school down the street.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
I don't know, Catholic, Baptist Central High.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
I'm not sure Brenton Vinnables is the coach. If you're
an Oklahoma fan, I don't know if you're happy. But anyway,
that was college football. Nothing really exciting happened.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
I was what was? He had the rivalry games. He
had a Utah Utah State, he had an Oregon Oregon State.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Yeah you watched a lot of those. Yeah, excitly over
you watched Utah Utah State. Everything was beautiful until fucking O'Malley,
do you you watched Utah Utah State. No, no, exactly.
You watched Oregon organ Steed, Yes, because it was an
absolute blowout, perfect finally had a good game.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Uh. And I would say Dylan Gabriel's back in the
Heisman running.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Well, yeah, it's why. I don't know how. I don't
know if cam cam Ward's your guy now, well, I
don't know. Quinn yours is out for a long time.
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
If he misses one game, he can still win it.
If he misses two, he's not your Heisman.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Yeah, and then we go to the NFL. Dude, And
I'm gonna tell you what, two weeks in a row.
Will Levis is the dumbest.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
He's good, dude, he is so sad. Did you see
him throw the ground or to his teammate and his
coach is like no, hey, coach goes, hey, what the
fuck are you doing? Do you see his mouth sidelight?

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Like what? No, seriously, that's two weeks in a row,
Like what is he doing?

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Right? You could get away with it at Kentucky. You
can get that.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Yeah, you can get away with that. When you're in
high school and you're the best athlete on the field,
you're in the NFL and you do it two weeks
in a row like the one week. Okay, I get it.
You know you're you're trying to prove something to your team.
Then you're like, I'm gonna be better and to do
the exact same stupid shit. I don't know if he's
an NFL quarterback.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Yeah, we had to restructure and do another parlay on Sunday.
They shot it dead already, Titans. I can't even make
it past the first way your coach after the game.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
I think the camera caught it pretty clear if I
had to guess, so, uh yeah, I was upset. It
was domb As the same exact thing he did last week,
and he cost us points in the red zone. And
that's that's that is what it is. That he's grown
up and he knows better, and so you know, I
was really irritated that he cost us three points in
a game that we probably needed it.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
That's a hell of a quote. That's a hell of
a coach, that's the hell of a man. He's tough.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
I gotta say, you like the Titans, man, No, No,
I think the Titans defense is kind of good.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
We're gonna be the first team to not make the
playoffs and not win a game, but actually be a
good team.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Your your defense is actually pretty good. Your offense, I mean,
Will Levis looks like an absolute more on.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
It and is d did d Hop? Did he pass away?

Speaker 1 (52:43):
I don't know. Well, I think the problem is you
have Will Levis at quarterback.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
No d hops in a body bag. He loves throwing
the Ridley Ridley's great.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
I mean he did drop that one in in between
the two players a touchdown. I don't know how they
caught it, but wow, Tyler Boyd, I don't know we alive? Right?

Speaker 2 (52:57):
We need a welfare check on him and d Hop.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Yeah, I have a seen anything from them.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
And I should have known. I should have known that
it was forty two for Pollard over yards. I should
have went over on that it was. That was what
I was gonna go with. Last second. I went Titan's
money line just because I needed. I wanted to go
for a thousand dollars fourteen parlay forty dollars Titan. Shoot
it dead, dude, just dead in a damn door. Now.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
And the Cowboys, I mean are super Bowl cowboy, Oh
my god, maybe the Saints are for real, dude, They're
freaking awesome.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
They are.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
That's two weeks in a row.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
I believe people are staying on our Facebook page. They said,
you want to you want to make some money, you
want to fly her. That's Saints to win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
That's Caraway and his homernism. But now I just want
to talk.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
About fantasy football. No, did you see what Ripper Magoos,
Me and Justin were down the entire day, losing by
fifteen twenty last night Mele Collins one hundred and thirty
five yards in a touchdown. We win by one point
No way, yeah, we won ninety eight to ninety six.

(53:56):
It was like one point five. We won by wow,
all because Nico had a career day.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
I will say I got so lucky because Deontay Johnson.
I mean, anybody on the Carolina Panthers is worthless. If
you have someone on the Carolina Panthers, you might as
well just drop him. They are off Bryce, Deontay Johnson,
whoever else they have catching Adam deeln they are irrelevant.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Wait, Deontay Johnson plays for the Panthers. Yes, bro, I
had the Pittsburgh game in the quad cam because we
were playing.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Oh, we were playing Naji Harris. Naji Harris is still
with Pittsburgh. Okay, but it Bryce Young just can't play football.
Does he throw it to thelan He doesn't do he
throws it to nobody? He would He had like eighty
five yards passing saw that he's terrible.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
You see when he tried to escape the one time,
got away from it, then tried to escape again and
says just thrown it away, then gets tackled again. Dude.
The guy also looks like he looks smaller and me
rab out there.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
But I will say I got so lucky because the
guy I'm playing I played this week. He had in
joke you out McCaffrey out, Kenneth Walker.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Out, Charbonney played and played big.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
I got so lucky because I think I scored sixty
five points in one and your brother batter than bunk.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
This guy right here, what if everybody that's bet he
might have the best fantasy team known to man on
his bench. He has the likes of who's that running
back you had in a massive day? Oh Dobbins, Dobbin's
had a great game. Your brother just benches him as
team's that stack dude, Breeze Hall the likes of Karen Williams.
He kept Kyler Murray put up fifty points. Your brother

(55:34):
is loaded. He wins the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
My team is terrible. I scored sixty five points. Man,
I don't know what to do. Amari Cooper two points again,
Deontay Johnson two points again. My quarterback got like five points.
I don't know what is. My team is so bad.
It's gonna be a long season. I'm gonna try to
persevere and like dig myself out of the ditch. But

(55:59):
one team in my league, they scored one hundred and
seventy five points.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Your brother had won thirty.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Five one hundred and seventy five Ray, I mean they
obviously had Kamara, they had everything. And my team is
so bad.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
They don't make the playoffs. And you know, you can
make a thousand dollars just making the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
I don't think my team. My team can't make the playoffs.
I can't win games. If I can only score sixty
points a game, I'm not gonna win many games. I
just got lucky because whoever the hell I'm playing, Big
Nick Dick had so many injuries. But it takes me
to my next point.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Hold on can I read about fantasy real quick? Yeah?
Just related, No, go ahead, just as me and Justin
one by one. This is the hours before when we
were behind by twenty points. I said, Gay was wide open,
but he hasn't even been looking for the ball. He
was wait for it, blocking this Noah Gay, we have.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Oh yeahs Jeeves bro he.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Doesn't even get targeted.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
I got a question, how the f he does after
the Chiefs blow dominate the Ravens and the Bengals get
beat by the Patriots, and then it's it's a freaking point.
It's like a nail binder. NFL makes no sense in rights.
It does that the Ravens lose the Raiders. Explain it
to me, but hey, luckily I took the Chargers. Who's
my eliminator pick? Thank god?

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Uh? Moving on, Justin said, looking past this week to
next week opponent, we play that Taco dude. He's horrible.
And I said, the backup left tackle just scored and
we can't even get a target to Noah Gray. And
then Justin said his roster is worse than ours. We
need to hit the wire hard Jesus. And then I said,
who's the fucking play caller? For the chiefs pee wee Herman. Justin,

(57:34):
I don't hell of a damn No, just think of
the guy who has forty eight points right now, he
might have been talking about you. He goes, fuck, we
almost had a Moss TD. He can't even break a tackle.
I said, of course, Moss slips. He's fucking horrible. Justin,
We're releasing him. I mean, four plays and he gets
one yard. Me I stopped watching. Justin has a wide
receiver ever got thirty points, because that's basically what we

(57:55):
need from Nico. Tonight Bengals are up, so they will
be running. And I said, two td' is an a
lot of yards. It's possible that Nico could do that.
I called the predicted the future. Anything else interesting? Oh me?
When I woke up this morning one thirty am, Justin
the first textual see is us pulling off the upset
of the century with Nico Collins getting twenty three points.

(58:15):
We are masterminds two and zero. Me. What in the
literal fuck? I don't believe what I just saw. Justin.
We've done everything right so far. We've done the math,
we made the adjustments. We are coaches of the year
thus far, with a shit team, dude. In the guy
we played, he got cute. Why'd you start Trevor Lawrence,

(58:36):
bro start Baker Mayfield? You would to beat us, dude,
don't get cute.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Yeah, my dude, I mean Kenneth Walker was hurt. Oh
he had Jordan Love hurt also, but he has Lamar Jackson,
so it didn't matter. He has plenty of people. McCaffrey, dude,
listen to my team. Amari Cooper two points.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Yeah, he doesn't do anything this year.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Deontay Johnson three points.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Dude, you're the king of the single points.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Jalen Waddell six points.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
I told you you're gonna love his sixty yards and
no touchdowns all year. I experienced it, and I warned you.
I warned you about that.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Dalton Cocaid five point.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Yeah, he didn't do anything.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
I am. I won, and it is sixty two to
forty three. That's a barn burner. That's a barn burner, dude.
That is how you do it. That is how you
get some wins. It is. It's ultra depressing.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
And I knew what we needed to do, the blueprint
with batters boxes draft. I said, you see what he
did and we do that, and we still didn't listen
to ourselves. And his team is phenomenal, phenomenal, or as
Tom Brady would say, his team is phenomenal. Back to

(59:43):
you guys in the studio. Thanks Tom.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Yeah, I'm gonna get to my depressingness. I'm gonna save
it for Wednesday. I'm gonna try to recover. Maybe maybe
I'm too depressed, maybe I'm overreacting, but I'll talk about
it on Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
He also just got to move on, dude. Remember we
waited this long for football. You can't get up and
down with fantasy, won I don't know why. Press.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
No, it's not about fantasy. It's about real life football.
What it's about real life? Okay, I'll tell you all
about it Wednesday. Have a great Monday, guys. I'm out
of here, damn. I mean tonight. I don't know what
the hell I mean. The NFL makes no sense. So
who wins tonight?

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Who plays tonight? The Argonauts?

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
No, the Falcons and the Eagles No? Aj Brown?

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
That's lovely. I don't know. I don't have a take
on that because actually all my parlays with the Eagles
are sold, so I don't care about the game.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Okay, all right, have a great Monday, everybody. And if
your team sucks, I'm sorry. I mean, the Ravens are
oho and two heading to Dallas, So either the Ravens
are going to be oh and three or Dallas and
Baltimore are both gonna be one and two.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Who knew. Yeah, NFL's a toss up. You still got
to go with the Chiefs to win it all, even though,
I mean, I saw some good stuff with the Bengals
there that's not needed to be predicted right now. Maj
Boy Gosei's back, he's caught some ball. Boy Goseki is back.
He did good, and I was like, all right, don't
score a touchdown. We need our boy to run it in.
Zach Moss. But he's bad. He's real bad. And I

(01:01:06):
wanted to say the MLB playoff, they're already starting to
see the playoff picture. It's really looking like your Astros
are gonna be the AL champion. And then over there
it's gonna even be Dodgers or Phillies. I'm gonna lean
towards Dodgers, so it's gonna be an Astros Dodgers world series.
Not predicting the winner, but Astro should steam roll the
American League. And you heard it here first, that's a

(01:01:29):
trouble the Yankees. I feel feel the range. I feel
the Royals are gonna get through that first round. They're
gonna do very well. Who is it that they play?
They play Baltimore. I think Royals pulled the upset. They
got better pitching, better eras, more wins. And then you
go to the Yankees. That's gonna be a dogfight. And
I hope that the Royals and Yankees, I predict, will
just beat the shit out of each other once they
get to the Astros. The Astros eras with Franbervaldez and

(01:01:50):
that Furyal guy. They got two pitchers that are phenomenal.
Their bats are hitting. Kyle Tucker hits nine and the
guy can hit a ball through a fucking fence man.
So I love it. I love it. And Otani loses
the home run race. Judges up by six. It's over.
Judge hit a Grand Slam Friday Night, hit another one
on Sunday. Otani had it to four. It was a
valiant effort.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
So that's that. I mean, just imagine if you're this dude.
He lost. He scored one hundred and seventeen points and
lost because the guy scored one hundred and seventy three
I scored sixty two and one. Fantasy stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
But when you're squeaking out the one winners by one point,
that's when you know it's on your side. Hey, Ripper
Magoose is two and zero. Justin is a successful coach
and he already gave himself Coach of the Year award.