September 20, 2024 • 55 mins
In this episode Lunchbox explains the plan he has for taking over Las Vegas this weekend for the IHeartFestival! Tool Box was lost on the streets of Nashville and the search committee had to be sent out to find him. Ray is left speechless when he finds out Tool Box hasn't done this one thing ever in his life and Ray has come up with a bet to win $10,000 this weekend!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're the only ones that use this claim. Buck, they
don't come in here.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
All right, we're live.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, we're live. It's Friday. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
That sounds weird.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hello, it does sounds weird, maybe because I'm going to
Las Vegas.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Lucky you.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Let's go. Oh is this more Vegas?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I don't know which one's more Vegas.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
We gotta probably update our beds because there's all these ones.
We can't play anymore on the podcast. So it was
a good run though, being able to use all that crap.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, that was fun. When we used to say metadene
at Aldeans. That really made the show.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Are you gonna do any of this?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
No golf?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
What about this.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Email?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
No, I'm not going to do an email That kind.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Of sounds like a slot machine.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
It does. Actually you want to hear an email?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Though? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Hit me?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
It says ray chalk me up? Is another one who
can't take your advice? In one weekend, I witnessed you
try to sneak a nooner out of Bridgetone Arena, drop
Cappy on his head on Broadway, and welcome the first
training into Sore Losers Nation. Stick to assaulting Arnold and
being funny as hell as opposed to a life coach
Joe from Sarasota.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
That's a good dude, good dude. I think he won
the Thropple Award.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
No, he won.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
He won with the hot and the hot wife. And
he was so old.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I thought it was his daughter the whole weekend.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, yeah, Ray thought it was his daughter and it
was his wife.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Was he hitting on her?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
No, Ray was not hitting on her. He was just like, dude,
that's really cool. You came with your daughter to the convention.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Dude, and the guy didn't correct him.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Nah, No, sore loses convention anything. Flies man, you're not
trying to be PC.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
All right, we're gonna do it live. We got Toolbox
in for another episode. He's basically a third member.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
We're gonna put him on a shirt that now, Marge,
we got coming out.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Arnold is already in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Can't wait.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
He's going with you to Vegas. He's gonna do some
of your pr stuff. We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
We oh the one, two, three, So losers, what.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Up, everybody? I'm Lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions.
Because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Before Toolbox goes, I'm gonna go quick, like it's says,
and I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male. I
live on the north side of Nashville with Baser, my wife.
We do have two point two acres. Thought it was three,
but it's actually been reduced. I guess apparently we just
mow the neighbor's yard and we don't even own it.
But yeah, white pick and fenced. I have a heart
attack when I'm seventy two over to you, Toolbox.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Don't you just let goats eat the grass? You have
to mow.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, we do have to mow. Actually someone else does,
but we do have to mow.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
See rich, Uh, it's the babysitter missus doubtfire here. Yeah,
you guys probably don't even know that movie.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, what do you mean we don't know that movie.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
It's a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You realize that was right in our childhood, like that
was a main movie like of us growing up.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
That was huge. Well, then you know it.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yes, I think most of the people know it. But
I'm gonna tell you right, my dad has a tendency
to get lost, and so we do the pod on Wednesday,
and he's like, man, I need a cigarette. But he's like,
I left the cigarettes at the house. I was like, well,
I got to record some commercials. You want to just
hang out? Why record commercials and then we can go
get your cigarettes. He's like, no, where's the gas station
around here. I'm gonna just walk and get cigarettes. He said,
(03:29):
all right, you're gonna walk out the back alley right,
hit that street, take a right, and you walk go
down to the end of the block inside on your
left hand side, on the corner.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I don't know about the take a right from the alley,
you'd actually want to take a left.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
None of the No, if you walk straight out here,
straight out of here, straight out the back door, straight out.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
The back door, are we in the alley or I'm
making a right on the album.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Now, walk through the alley till the next street, like
by the parking garage. Hit the street and you take
a right, walk down gas station on the corner. No problem.
Send him on his way, Send him with my wallet
because he doesn't have his wallet with him. And I
get done with the commercials and he's not back yet,
(04:11):
and I'm like, you know what, I'll just drive down
the road and I'll see him walking.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
He's playing dice with a couple of hoboes.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
There was a nice looking lady that wanted to talk.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I was like, okay, he'll just be walking back, you know,
smoking a cigarette. And I drive from here to that
little convenience store no toolbox. Oh no, and I'm like,
oh god, where could he be at this point?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Did you think he died?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I didn't think he died. I just thought this dude
is way lost. He could be. You know, I'm worried
he's near the Cumberland. I don't know, soon too soon.
And so I call him. I said, where are you?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
He goes, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I'm at some shell station.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Ah, I know where he went.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
And I'm like, shell station, how the did you get
all the way over there? That's like a mile from
the station.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
He blew through the closest gas station and keef DoD going.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
And found like three blocks. Oh you know, he went
like a mile.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I'm a long sixty five he goes.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
He goes, I'm at sad to get my steps in.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
He goes, I'm at seventeeks. Had to get your steps?
Did you check them on your watch? I checked him
on my wa He goes, I'm at seventeenth and something.
I was like, I know where you're at. He goes,
oh shit, I just walked out of the store with
a drink. I gotta go back in armed raw.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I was trying to find the street sign and.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
He was in the middle of drinking his drink while
he's getting cigarettes. So then I I'm like, I'll be there,
and he goes, I'm gonna get charged for shoplifting. I
gotta go back in the store. I said, I'll be
right there.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I thought I was ray there. I was getting all nervous.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
You weren't parked, though, You're good.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
So I pull in the parking lot and he's just
standing there with his arms folded. And he gets in
the car and I said folded in front of him
or behind him? In front of him? I said, you
get your cigarettes? He goes no, and I said, well,
where's your drink? He goes, I gave it back to him.
I was like, oh, what do you mean. He goes, well,
(06:12):
I tried to buy cigarettes and they asked me for
my ID.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
What a disaster.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
He goes, and I didn't have my D so I said,
I don't have my idea. He goes, I can't sell
you the cigarettes.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I said, I got my son's and he goes, no,
you gotta have yours.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
And he goes, well, if my son's forty three, you
think I'm older than eighteen. And the guy goes, can't
sell without your ID. And then he goes, you want
to buy that drink? My dad goes, now you can
keep it. He'd already drink half of it.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
What a company man.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
So he had drinking half the coke and he was
so pissed off that he just left the coke there
and said, no, you can keep it.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Ridiculous. Yeah, that's I said, can I buy a gun?
And they said sure here.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
And so I said, do you want me to go
in and get your cigarettes? He goes, not at this place.
I'll just go when we get home. All right, Well
that was fun.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Ah, there, I'll take some Virginia slims.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
So no, it's Marblo lights. Soft pack. No, no, no
hard pack. I don't know if they do soft pack.
But yes, that was my dad's adventure. He ended up
instead of going one block to a gas station, he
walked one over a mile away.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yeah, I still don't believe there's a gas station there.
It didn't look like one to me.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I heard the directions in the hallway, and he just
didn't give him as emphatically as he should have.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
You know, he was right past it.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
It's right next to us. It's hidden, though anybody could miss. It.
Doesn't look like a gas station. It looks like a
house without a gas.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
That would be it. I'm sitting there looking for seven
to eleven shell whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
He was looking for gas pumps. There are no gas
pumps at this place.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Well then, how's it called a gas station?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
But you'll know when you get in there, because the
guy's always got horse racing on and he's betting it.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Oh oh, he's got that newspaper rolled up and he
is looking at that. Oh, we're going to start.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
He told me it's a convenience store. Not he told
me a gas station. So I mean, what are you
going to look for gas pumps out front?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
But then I'm shocked he was able to find the
shell because he had to walk through the hotel like
parking lot all the way across two blocks. See the
a loft, look up to your right, Huh, there's a shell.
Then he has to cross Broadway.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I mean, how many streats did you cry?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
That's what I'm saying is all to get turned down
for the cigarettes because the guy was a jack. And
then that's the problem. That's the problem. What is the
big deal? Like he obviously is older than eighteen years old?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Some people think I look young enough, I'm eighteen.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Okay, it's obvious you're eighteen years old. It is obvious
when you walk in there that you are eighteen years old.
Why do we waste the time of Oh I need
to see your ID. I can't sell you cigarettes. It
is so stupid.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Agreed, Well, I took the alcohol and tobacco class. And
actually the loop around with that is maybe the camera
has to see with the ID. But if you say
how old are you? Or are you eighteen? And they
you can't lie if you're a sting operation. So that's
all you have to say. So, dude, when I was
at Texas State, hey man, are you twenty one?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah, cool, You're good to go. That's how I saved
every time ten seconds. I never scanned an ID in
two years when.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I was in Dublin. Guess how many times they asked
for your ID? Zero?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Well, I don't think there's a age for drinking or
anything there. I think you can drink as long as you.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I don't think a twelve year old can drink well.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I think if you're with your parents, I think it's okay.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I don't I have no idea. I don't know. I
just I'm just.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Saying the whole time, the whole time you're in Dublin,
you didn't ask the one question that was mind boggling
us all how old do you have to be to drink?
When there's a kid that's eight years old drinking next
to you.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I didn't see an eight year old drinking next to me,
and I.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Said, you'd rather hear about the man you rivalry. How
the guy turned to Dublin. My dad slapped me and said,
you're never rooting for them. They're the bad guy. I'd
have been like, shot the fuck up? Answer my question,
how old do you have to be to drink? Here? Thanks? Instead,
you went on a whole diatribe about why the guy
rooted for some somebody else because his dad slapped him
(10:01):
with his belt. As a kid, who gives a hell buddy,
where's the hot chicks? And how old do you have
to be to drink. I get what I want when
people start talking gibber jabbern and I get my information.
I don't give what You were twelve and you got
hit with a belt. Awesome, cool go.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Mate, gibber jabbering. Now do you.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Think, man, you's gonna win today? That's all I care.
What are the bud guys? That's how we left England?
Shut up? Who wins the game tonight? I need some skag?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yes, that's what I was looking for. They didn't ask
for an ID for that, but he.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Said, hey, do you need an ID for skag?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
So that really I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you.
It gave me so much confidence in my father and
what he's gonna be able to accomplish this weekend. As
he watches the kids.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Well, I walked, it's just not a big deal. Well goodness,
what do you think.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
You gave him? An erran on his foot on feet
and he also, I mean with the kids, it's all
organized areas, the house, the sidewalks.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I gotta drop him off at daycare, soccer game.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Oh oh no, oh no, that's what I mean. He
does now have ways on his phone, so that is
one thing I am hoping we're going to type in
all the addresses he needs to go to, so you
can go to recent places visited and that way he'll
be able to just click on it. Or we can
write it on a piece of paper and he'll know
which one it is and he can type it in.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I don't type in, I talk in.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Does your oldest kid? Does he know directions a little bit?
He knows how to get from the daycare.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I've been testing him.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Okay, because I was impressed my twelve year old nephew
on baser side. He knows all his way around town.
He'll give me shortcuts around Brentwood, whereas his sixteen year
old sister has no clue. Kids are fascinating things. So
I was wondering about number six year old.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
No, six year old baby box. He he kind of
knows his way around the neighborhood. He knows how to
get to his school, how to get to his brother's school.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Well, is he good to drive? That just saved you
one of your errands.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
He could ride his bike to school.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Do that you get to sleep in? Hey, just promise
me you'll get there, right kid?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Hey, just text me when you get there. Oh you
don't have a phone. My bad.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
They got to be near your house though, because it's
all sectioned off.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, it's close, That's what I'm saying. It's not too Did.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
He walk farther to the gas station or is the
school farther away?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
They're about the same distance.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Ah, dude, you walked to whole mile to the gas.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Station and then he got there and he did even
get what he wanted, but he did get to have
a coke for free?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Dude, ed, did anybody think you were homeless? There? No,
just because you were on foot. You're kind of arguing.
You're drinking a drink in the gas station. You walk
out of the gas station with a drink. I would
imagine a couple of co eds walked by you and
thought you maybe were homeless.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Well, I didn't ask anybody. Hey, do you think I'm homeless?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
You should have asked for them to buy it for you.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
I was standing outside the door, Hey man, Hey, here,
can you give me a peck of cigarettes?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Hey man, I'll give you the five dollars cash that
my son has in his wallet.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
You know what I mean? Here?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Did you take venmo?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
That was the other thing I was worried about that
they wouldn't take the card because it wasn't me.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
No, they'll do that.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
They don't mind taking the credit card if it's not you.
They don't care about that. But you better have your
idea to buy the cigarettes.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I always doing it at the grocery store. I have
my wife's and i'll just you know, you cover it
up a little bit. They don't ever check that, but
they do the idea.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I mean, what's crazy is when I was a kid,
my dad would send me to the convenience store, the
Tepco to get him cigarettes. All I had to do
was have my dad's ID with me, show it and
they would sell you the cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
What a time to be, I hate to tell you.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
And when I was a kid, he didn't need an ID.
You just had to have the money.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
That's sold to me.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I'm curious why you haven't switched over to vaping. Everybody
else has.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Oh that's worse for you, okay.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I mean, if you live in Ireland, if you don't vape,
you ain't having friends. Everybody vaped. It was the crazy.
Every every person, the waitresses and waiters would stick their
head out the door get a vape and go back in.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Well, I know that, I know, I hear you on
the vaping thing is. We had a friend we went
to a Hawaii little key flex dude. She couldn't find
a jewel the vaping thing. We drove the whole island
looking for a jewel. She was fiending for it. I
don't know if it's the same thing with cigarettes, but
I mean I thought the girl was about to basically
swim back to America trying to find a jewel from
the Atlantic.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
They had nothing.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
It was tough to find. They did. They had signs
on doors, but a lot of them were sold out.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I don't Yeah, vaping, they say it's a lot worse
for you than it is for cigarettes, But I don't
know either one. I'm just like, oh, and my kids,
I do feel bad because they're always like, should we
go tell Grandpa's cigarettes or bad for him? I'm like, no, guys,
he know like that. No, Okay, I offered them on.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
There.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
You won't take a break.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Now.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I have a question, yeah, I mean, when are we
gonna talk about Vegas right now? Okay?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
What do you want to know about Vegas?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Right?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I am ready? My bags are packed. I went to
the dry cleaner. Got some clothes. You know, whatever they
do to them. I don't know what the point of
a dry I guess they make them really like wrinkle
free at the dry cleaner. Picked them up, put them
in the suitcase, got a couple pairs of shoes, put
them in the suitcase. I stopped by the bank and
I made a little withdrawl, and I said, I'm going
(15:35):
to need that in big bills, please, because I don't
want to be buying in at the table with twenties.
I want to be buying in with large bills looking
like I know what I'm doing, not smart?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Why hundreds of bad luck? I always dropped down to
twenties or tens. Oh, just from personal experience.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Continue and so I mean, gotta have a plan.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
You have to have a plan, and my plan is
already messed up. Raighty told me twenties and tens are
better than hundreds. And I feel like when someone lays
a bunch of twenties out on the table, the dealer's like,
oh my god, I got to count all these twenties. Okay,
there's five hundred and twenties, so you have dollars fifty dollars. Okay? Cool? Anyway,
So I.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Gilly think he thinks that what the deal? Oh god,
I have to count all these twenties.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yes, he's thinking about a lot of other things. How
do I run out of this job? Why did I
ever get involved in dealing cards? Or I only make
tips about twenty dollars? What I'm looking at? They can't
be doing good.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Oh sure they can't. Oh they make a lot of
It'll make you get a few pops on. People will
tip if you give me a good hand.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Also, I mean the women dealers probably do better than men.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Well, that's in life. You know, you got women waitresses
do better than menly.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I mean that's why I feel women bartenders do better
than men.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Who are you tipping more the chick with the hangars
or the guy with the three piece suit buttoned up?
All right? I need everybody's cards.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I mean, that's just life. Everybody knows.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Unless you're at the gay strip club or the gay bar,
the guy bartender is gonna do better.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Are you staying at good hotels and casinos?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I mean, I'll hop around like I'm really thinking about
because here's my thing. When I play blackjack, I don't
want it to be an automatic shoe, Like I don't
want it to be one of those ones that there's
never a stop where they have to reshuffle. They just
stick it back in the machine and it shuffles it
every time. You need a break in the cards, if
things aren't going right, you need to be able to
turn the cards. You need to be able to cut
the deck. And a lot of the hotels on the
(17:30):
strip now are all automatic shoes.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
So you're gonna be walking around behind the tables eyeing
the automatic shoes and not gonna get popped by the
eye in the sky.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
No, No, I don't need to eye them. I just need
to see them. And no, I don't want to play at.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
That table they're not using that.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, I want the person that like like it has
a little I don't even it's like a plastic thing
that sits on the table and they slide the card
out of it, not this machine that's here and it
just pops the card up for them. I don't want that.
So you're gonna have to go off the strip maybe,
Like I was looking at like, there's place called Ellis Island.
I've never been, Dude, that's a prison. Oh maybe that
(18:09):
is a prison.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Is that we're circling all them Freemont Street.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
No, that's I'm trying to think of what it's called.
It may not be called Ellis Island. I've Ellis Island Hotel.
That's it, man, Look at that. It has four point
two stars, twelve thousand reviews. It's a two star hotel.
But I've heard it's a good place to gamble because
they have the they still pay three to two on blackjack,
and they have the automatic shoes, and it's not expensive
(18:33):
to gamble. It's like ten dollars minimums. That's what you want.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Cute toolbox? Do you gamble?
Speaker 3 (18:38):
I've never been to Vegas.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Excuse me?
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Come again, I've never been to Vegas.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
What what have you done with your life? I haven't
been in sixteen months, and I'm shaken.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
You understand that he grew up when gambling was not
a thing. Gambling was not accessible, It wasn't a big deal.
Now gambling is everywhere.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
We couldn't gamble on our phones. We didn't even though
Keith had a bookie, but I didn't know about it
till later.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
So what do you think about lunch? Going to Vegas?
And gambling. Do you think, ah, son, you've worked for
go have it? Or do you give him some advice? Hey,
just be careful man. We had a great, great, great
great grandfather who ran into some trouble.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
He probably thinks this is just me thinking, is yeah
answer for him?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
No, I've never had this conversation, so I can't wait
to hear his answer. But I probably think in the
back of his head he thinks, how stupid are you
to work for money and then just go gamble it away?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Well, first off, I really don't care. They're adults. I
don't give advice about that. I figured I didn't like
my parents giving me all kinds of advice, so I
just come in babysit whatever.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Out fires straight from the mouth.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
So that's my plan. I don't that's the original plan, Okay,
And then I mean I'm ready to go. I'll start.
My first bet off is on the roulette table. We'll
put it on red, and then we will put it
on red twelve Read eighteen, nineteen twenty one and black seventeen.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
It's all the kids' birthdays.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
We know kid's birthday's, niece's birthday, nephew's birthday, things's birthday,
baby Box three, his number would be four. We don't
put it on four.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
And that's Batterbox's number. Yeah, what if everybody that's Batter's Box.
Right the way, the reason I didn't go to Vegas
when my kids were little, our vacation was to go
see the other grandparents because they lived out of state.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Instead of the prostitutes and hookers in Sin City. That's
a good.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Dad, man.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
I married one. What was it, right, Eddie? Oh god?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
My question is this though. Are you eyeing the games
on because I know iheartfest is in full force. You
got Doja Cat, you got all Justin Beliez Mooser, you
got these people like uh uh, Backstreet Boys, Erks, Bentley, Morgan, Wayland,
all kinds of people are.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Performing street Boys country.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
No, it's a it's all genre.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
So since you got that on Saturday, are you eyeing
college games on Saturday? NFL on Sunday? Are you just
like you just said, Ellis Island Blackjack Roulette?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
No, I'm everything craps. I am gonna be going sports.
I am ready I want to do. I mean Tennessee
is gonna wax Oklahoma and so they will be uh,
they will be bet beautiful.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Oh god, I can I do my bet with you?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yes, let's go.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Okay, So I'm gonna hand you this. It is ten
teams that I need you to take with you, and
maybe Ellis Island comes in handy and you're able to
do that for me and Baser, we would really appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
You want this as a parlay?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, And so then what we were able to do
is we were able to budget and put aside some money,
and we want you to take all of this and
put it on that ten team parlay and if you
wouldn't mind just making sure it's all there one.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight not ten? What God?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
A tyroller?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
A ten dollars ten team parlay that concludes with Tennessee
Titans on Sunday?
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Are you taking that list and betting the opposite side?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
If that list doesn't even make it on the plane,
I'm gonna kill you.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
So you gave me ten dollars and you potd down
ten teams n C State plus twenty and a half.
Who the hell do they play?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I would know, I would not I don't have my
computer in State. Oh my god oh, I like alar.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
He has Penn State minus forty eight and a half.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
They may play at Kent State.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Are they playing high school team?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Why would you even bet a team giving up four?
I only know USC minus six They are a good
damn team. Arkansas, Michiganigan Arkansas plus three.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
I liked what I saw against against Oak State.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Ucla plus twenty four and a half. Who do they play?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I don't know, but they did. Ucla is an underrated
team that plays hard and plays fast, ground and pound.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Baby Utah minus two and a half.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Cam Rising is back confirmed?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Vandy they playing? Uh?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Oak State, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I don't know? Correct Vandy plush twenty one. Who are
they playing?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Vandy has shown signs of being a phenomenal team this year.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Who are they playing?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Missouri?
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Even Tennessee minus y is pretty good Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Let's get them against Oklahoma.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
South Carolina minus twenty eight and a half. Who do
they playing?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
It's a lot of points. Out don't care who they're playing.
You don't give them that many points. I don't care
if they're playing Alabama with Nick Saban.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Well, who the hell are they playing?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I'll double check.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
And the Titans.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Give me the Titans over the Packers, Malik Willis or
Jordan Love. I don't care who's coming to town. We're
gonna beat them all by three. I'll lay the three. Thanks,
So yeah, you'll lay ten on it?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
And you come back with our thousand dollars?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Is that what it is? A thousand dollars?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
You win?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I'll double check. I get you got a filibuster.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I love the fact that you folded up that money
like it was gonna be a big You're like, we budgeted,
and here it is, count and make sure it's all there,
and it's ten one dollar bills.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Again, I wasn't running to the damn atm. That's all
we had in the bedroom drawer. And I said, Bazer,
do you care? If I give this to lunch, it
will be in good hands and it will get placed.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Man will get placed, the bet will get placed. I mean,
I have to call you if any of the lines changed,
to see if you still want it, because what if?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
What if it goes to twenty seven and eight?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
That's true sometimes the math we're not too worried about that.
Just round up, guys, let me double check ten to win. Hello, bro,
these apps have just been brutal. It is ten to
win ten thousand.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
How much you win?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah, it's ten to win ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Are you counting the money?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah? You guys tail us tail us. Why would you not?
You can't afford not to tail us ten thousand, two
hundred dollars. Dude, your bag's gonna be just stocked full. Well,
you'll be home before the Titans game.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
No Titans play on Sunday, man, Yeah, they play at
ten am Vegas time. I don't flay out till two
o'clock Vegas time, so I'll be able to collect your winnings.
I'll be able to go to the window and say, hey, man,
my flight's about to leave. Do you think you can
put ten thousand in my suitcase?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Just don't lose that pink slip.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Hey, I will not lose it. How could I lose this?
This has the games of the weekend.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
That's impressive.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
You drop it, somebody else picks it up and.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Just and they win ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
A weekend of straight lose. Dude. I told you some
dude dropped a parlay ticket and I thought in Evansville,
and I thought I was gonna be a good guy,
and I turned it in. They don't give a crap
if you turn in. But I knew you get in trouble.
The eye in the sky if you pick up somebody's
betting ticket, can see that.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Now, No, I told you. When I was there for
about out of hell, I found two tickets on the
ground and they both hit.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
See that's one step better because mine. I noticed the
games hadn't even started yet. I just wanted to get
good karma points and maybe it worked at won four hundred.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
But and I was like, oh my god. So I
asked somebody else like, hey, if I found a ticket,
you know, like they're like, oh, yeah, you can get
in trouble for that.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
So how do they know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
They know when it was purchased. They got a picture
of the guy, and then they can probably tell it.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Maybe the I I mean, are you talking thousands of
dollars or ten dollars?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Are they a couple thousand dollars?
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Well? Maybe, I just I wouldn't take faith care.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I don't know if they would care, and I don't
know if they have any right to it. This is
just what someone told me.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Oh, I don't believe that. So at the casino side,
I think there's an old rule losers weepers, finders keepers.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
That's I think it is.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
You're gonna be teaching that one a lot this weekend.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
You will, uh. And so I was like, all right,
So I went back to the sports book. I was like, hey,
I found these blah blah blah. And the lady was like, oh,
the guy actually reported these missing, you know, And so
he has a player's card, so they had linked it
to his player's card. So if I would have tried
to cash it, I don't know if i'd got in
trouble people.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Oh, you just said I found it on the ground.
I didn't steal them.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I understand. I just didn't know if it's illegal. And
then people told me, no, you should have cashed it.
That's yours.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
You kept it. You should have kept it.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
But it's not worth it. It's not worth it to
me to go to prison because I found a couple
of parlay slips on the ground. I don't know the rules,
so I didn't know what to do.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
You have, I think you're learning from Ray the paranoid.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
You trust me. I'm not paranoid about anything.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Don't let the question are you and your wife betting together?
You got buddies, your bros are meeting you out there.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
No, I have no bros meeting me. I have Andy
and Jenny. They're a married couple. Andy and he went
to a and m Jenny went to ut Texas. And
so he'll guarantee he'll bet on the Aggies if they
even have a game this weekend. But he doesn't gamble
that much on sports, but he does gamble. He'll play
blackjack and craps with me.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Because all I know is every time you're in Vegas,
you have there's five people that come up behind us,
and I'm like, who the fuck is this guy?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
No, Garrett not coming, Greg not coming, Jacob chess day,
no one else is coming. I don't know why they
don't come. Ryan's not coming. It's someone's birthday always this
weekend of September that they can't make it to Vegas.
I don't know. It's gonna be a good time though.
And I mean Genny loves to roll craps and she good,
Oh yeah, she's good. Last time she hit him all,
hit him, hit the small, tall, hit them all. She
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can throw the dice she can throw the dice. He
tell you about this bet he does.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
He did it for my bachelor party where he'll he
comes up and he just I guess you can bet
it anytime or recipe. You had to start the comeout
roll and it has to hit everything before the seven, right. Yeah,
so the three four box car, eight.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve, and you put fifteen dollars on it,
and if you hit the two, three, four, five, six,
you make a little bit of money. If you hit
the higher numbers, you make a little money. If you
hit all of them, it's like a twelve hundred dollars
payout on a fifteen dollars bet.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Some tables don't allow it, but if you can find it,
it's one of the most fascinating bets there is. The
First time I saw him do it, you hit it, yeah,
backpack at all. We weren't even settled in you had
already you.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Hit it twelve hundreds.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yeah, it's very exciting. It's a bet that the first
time I ever did it, I was there for work
for Rascal Flats. They were having a residency at like
the hard Rock and I didn't even know how to
play crafts. Threw that well. And I was playing and
I was just rolling and rolling and rolling, and this
some dude at the other end of the table went bananas,
went bananas, and I was like, I don't know what
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the hell's going on. And he came over and tipped
me one hundred dollars bill.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Look at there, and you think did the dealers get money?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Hell, he gave me one hundred dollars. He was rolling
and I said.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
But he doesn't work there.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
I looked at him and said, what the hell did
I do? And he told me about the bet, and
I was like, oh, tell me more about this bet.
And I've done it ever since.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Rest is history.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
The rest is history. So yeah, I'm gonna try to
do may. I won't probably do your parlay. Maybe that's fine, man, No, No,
I mean i'll bet it for you, but I'm saying
I need to. I will do a foundation, you know,
a little first bet of the weekend, like we'll take Tennessee.
I think they're gonna beat Oklahoma. I don't really know,
but it's gonna be a blast. I'm gonna watch them. Sports.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
You can't try and squeeze an MLB or a college
game on Friday.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Uh, Yeah, if there's a college game on Friday, you
tell me what it is. I'll bet it. All right,
we're gonna take a break and we'll be right back.
I just need to know. Maybe maybe I missed something.
But we went to the NSC game the other night,
and there's this lady trying to enter the stadium. Ray
(30:57):
And when you go to a stadium, what is the
bag policy? It's got to be clear, clear bag policy.
I think they put that into effect back when Lincoln
when it's in office.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Probably, but we've all been with the chicks who bring
the purse that isn't clear and you got to walk
all the way back across the bridge.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yes, got to walk all the way back to your car. Well,
this lady comes up and she tries to enter the
stadium and she's got this purse that's black and it's
kind of big.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Don't they just go through it?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
No, you're not allowed to bring any It has to
be a clear bag.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Now.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Was it a Birken bag?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I don't know what that means, Coach, No, I don't
know what it was. Might have been findy. I don't
know what that is either.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
How do you know all these you know it helps
you fascinate.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Well, back when I was dating, it helps. You're at
a mall and hey, I like your burken bag. You know,
it's instant conversation starter. Oh is that A? Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Really, that's how you start a conversation.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Is that a blindcay? Alcohol?
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Great?
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Love it?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
BLINCHA.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
I can't say I've never said walked up to a
lady and said, oh, I like your bag.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
You what you want to bang? No? No, no, I
like your bag.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Oh, I'm saying Gucci.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
So she walks up and she tries and they're like, oh, sorry, ma'am,
we have a clear bag policy, you know what I mean.
And she's like, what do you mean you mean I
can't take this purse into the stadium. They're like, no, ma'am,
I'm sorry. You know what I mean. They hear the
rules that no bag, no bags that are not clear,
and they can only be a certain size. She goes, so,
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you're telling me that my purse that has my personal
stuff in it cannot go in that stadium.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Is this in front of the family and everything?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Yes, Well, my kids are kind of running around off
to the side, and I'm like, oh, of course, disorganized
and unruly. Yes, and she's and the guy's like, well, yeah,
that's kind of what. We have lockers over there if
you want, and she goes, does it really look like
I want to put my personal stuff in a locker?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
I want to take my personal stuff with me into
the game. And the guy's like, I'm sorry, ma'am, that's
just the rule. And she goes, how about you look
through it and then let me go in the.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Game, like vibrators and stuff.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
And he's like, ma'am, I can't.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
I can let you, then we have to let everybody correct.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
If I look through it, that's fine, but it's still
not a clear bag, and our policy is it has
to be a clear bag. I wouldn't even explain it
that much. Dude, Well, he's just stuck there. I mean,
it's his job. Hen what else is he gonna do?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
I mean, I always fake on non in coprendo. You
can fake Spanish at times.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
So then she goes, So you're telling me that you
guys at this stadium, you guys discriminate. You guys practice
discrimination against people with purses that aren't clear.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
What I would have done if I was that dude,
I would have said, I'll hold your purse, but at
the end of this, you're gonna give me your number
and I'm gonna slay.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
I would have said, no, I let everyone in except.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
You, and she goes. He goes, well, ma'am, I don't
think it's and she goes, no, it is discrimination. It
is discrimination just because I have a purse. I'm being
discriminated against here. This is unbelievable. I didn't realize we
are going to discriminate against people with purses.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Is she in front of you at this point?
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Yeah, she's standing right there, and I'm just like, the
dude should have said, here, give it to your husband. Yeah,
and then go, hey, dude, you got to put it
over there in the locker.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
It was unbelievable. And so then she goes, this is ridiculous,
and she went storming off. Don't know if she went
to go put it in the locker, don't know she
went and put it in her car. Don't know if
she went into the game or if she just went
home mad. But I was like, have you not been
to an event in the last twenty five years?
Speaker 3 (34:39):
I guess that's true. We went somewhere to the Irwine Center,
and they had a trailer out there that you went
and put yours. But I didn't have a purse. I
don't know why. Maybe to or a whatever her name.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Is, hat Box at Box May, I had a purse.
And that's what I'm saying. I don't know if you
haven't been anywhere in the last twenty five years, but
to start yelling discrimination discrimination is more like, Hey, you're black,
you can't come in here, not hey you have a purse,
you can't come in here.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
The best thing is if you wait outside. So I
used to live downtown and the Opyry's right down there,
and it was always, it seemed on a Friday night,
we'd be going to the bars right around the same
time the Opyry's going down. Every single time. After I
had a couple of drinks, you just go check a
bush right next to the opry, and I'd swear one
in five guys has a knife and they just throw
it in the bush to hope that they can come
back and get it. You'd had your pick of knives.
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Every night, there'd be five to ten knives sitting in
that bush.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
You never forget, why didn't you that, well, I guess
you're peeing on them, so I don't want those.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
But then I never even took any of them because
I was like, I'm not even a knife guy.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Well you could sell them. Yeah. The people are come
out of the bar and say, hey, is this years,
will give me five bucks.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
I wish the chicks did it with their purse more
than the guys did it with their knife. But people
just don't understand the shit you can take in and
out of a stadium. Can't take a gun, you can't
take a knife. You can't gotta take a hooker purse.
It's got to be c through. You can't take your vibrator,
you can't take a condom. There's all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
I will I'll never forget being outside the rhyme and
room and some guy trying to go in. He has
his knife on him, and the guy's like, you can't
bring that in. He's like, I guess I can throw
in the bushes. He goes, but this is my great
grandfather's knife, you know, like I okay, And he just
tosses it in the bushes. And I will never forget
after the concert, standing there and him not being able
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to find that damn knife.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
He's still drunk.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
He was drunk and he came out and he's like,
all the bushes look the same. They looked the same.
And he goes, that was my great grandfather's knife, and
he couldn't find the damn knife. I'm like, if it
was your great if it bort that much to you,
walk back to your car, walk back to the car.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
That refreshes my memory. One time with Bazers. She may
have been still at the bar. I actually took one
of the knives. Uh oh, and paranoia set in. Okay,
about thirty minutes into taking it, I was like, I mean,
what is this thing? Worse what I saw it? Forty
fifty bucks. I felt so bad that that dude was
going to come out there and his knife wasn't going
to be there, because I didn't know if the custodial staff,
if they throw them all away. Eye in the sky
(36:56):
I had did do people do it? They ended up
just taking him, put him in a lock and nobody
ever gets them. I didn't really know because it was
obviously these people are putting all their crap in the bush.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
I took the knife, I went and put it back.
I felt so bad. I wanted that cowboy to come
out and see his little butcher knife. You're a good guy, yeah,
I said, what do I need a knife for? I
don't ever ya.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Also, how would he ever track you down?
Speaker 2 (37:16):
That's paranoia for you, dude.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
In my head, I was like, that's not what I want.
Cowboy coming after me for his cobra knife.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Hey, you got the knife now, exactly got the upper hand.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Ah, I got your knife. Man, get back this army knife.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
We're gonna take a break and we're gonna come back
because there's one thing I see it going on right now,
and I just want to know why we do this
right after this?
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Right?
Speaker 1 (37:45):
I don't care who you're voting for.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Clear purses.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
No, No, I don't care who you're voting for. But
why do we stand on street corners? The other day,
I'm driving and it has a guy standing there with
a sign.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Oh, I thought you rode your bike to work.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
This is not to work. It was just driving and
it says Vietnam VET for Trump. And then you know,
you go a couple of blocks and there's a lady saying,
I'm a nurse, vote for Kamala Harris. And I'm like,
do you really think you standing on that street holding
up a sign and saying, oh, you're a nurse. Oh well,
if this nurse is voting for her, I should vote
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for her. Or Oh, because a Vietnam vet supports Trump,
I should vote for Trump. Do they really think holding
these signs changes people's minds?
Speaker 2 (38:31):
What's the restaurant with h in their name? Hooters, Hooters
for Harrie's, Hooters for Harris and Taco Bell for Trump. No,
it doesn't sway anybody. But guess what they gave their opinion?
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Damn it is that why people do it?
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Well, the guy that's holding the sign for Vietnam, he's
probably looking for money. We're being honest.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Well, I mean it's no different than them paying millions
of dollars for all these TV ads. I mean you
just switched the channel.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
I mean, no one pays attention to them.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Hi there, I'm.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
If you haven't made your mind up, then nothing's gonna
change it.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Correct Now, Hi there, I'm Ross Perro Green candidate, and
I approved this message. We get that you approved the message.
It's all supporting you. We don't need that little thing.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
At the very end of the month, I think they
have to say that, so they can spend other people's money.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Yeah, well fuck legal man. That's what I say here
when they try to sign me to some deal. No,
I don't know. I don't.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
You just say give it to me. I don't care
to say that. All right, right? Cool? Cool that.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
I did.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
I mean, I find these people that they're standing out
there for hours, and I'm like, guys, you are doing
nothing to help.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
It makes them feel good whatever I mean.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
So it's the picket or mentality I mean something.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
I mean, there's no one I like enough that I'm
going to stand outside with a sign and go here.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
It's sort of like on a le day if you
go to vote and they can't be within two hundred
feet of the building, So they're at two hundred and
five feet and they're holding up the sign. Like, guys,
if I'm walking in here to vote, seeing you with
your sign is not gonna be like damn, you know
what that got me? I'm flipping to this person.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
See, I'm trying to think at my wife's old job,
because the musician's union is always doing union stuff. I
couldn't remember. Maybe they had asked her to do signs,
or some people would do signs, but sometimes they do
fight for stuff, like you know the stuff on Broadway.
There's now if you're a musician, is that you can
park or you can't. Taxi cabs really aren't allowed to
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park there because the musicians need to be able to
come in and unload their shit. So that is when
picketing worked, the picketing of vote for this person. I
don't know if that happens, but there are policies when
sometimes it seems like it does work. Well, I hang
up and listen.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Well, that's totally different. I was in a union.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Oh here we go, tell us what you picketed?
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Well, tennis for today?
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Oh? No, more money. I mean that's why unions are benefits.
And you go on strike, free the nipples, and you'd
stand around. And the reason you stand around is because
the other trades would not cross the picket line, right,
So like the carpenters were on strike and you're out
there picketing the electricians, the plumbers, if their union, they
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won't cross the picket line are they supposed to?
Speaker 2 (41:29):
So the picket line is a wall. It doesn't let
them come into well.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
I mean, the picket line is just people walking around
with signs, and I mean It's not like you're gonna
block somebody that in the old days they did. Yeah, Now,
I mean you just call them scab and but usually
that's yea. Usually you knew the other tradesmen, they're not
going to because they support you so well.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Did you win anything because of picketing?
Speaker 3 (41:56):
Yeah, you got more money and then you go back
to work.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Yeah that's not bad. How long you had to pick
it before they give it it?
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Just it depends on what you're asking. I mean, I mean,
we weren't on strike long.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
So we would just be like sore losers want more
money and fucking pick it outside out.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
I doe it'll work for you two people probably Arnold.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Oh yeah, hey, the bosses be like, you guys have
a podcast, what do you pick buck?
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Come in, get the fuck out of our way.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Like we didn't even know you guys had a podcast. Dude,
what are you pickting for? Like it is so embarrassing,
Like you're on you're on the the Nashville podcast Network.
Don't even know what that is.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Don't throw us a dollar. That's not exactly gonna move
the needle.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Oh I thought you guys were the homeless guys that
they kept complaining about out front. Okay, thanks a lot.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
We did have a homeless guy living under our building,
but they finally kicked him out. Ran into him the
other day when you're going.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Down the back alley. He lived right there the audience.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
He had some sign that said like, didn't his sign
say stuff? Yeah, it might have been a vet type thing.
But they finally just said, all right, you can't picket
or have a you can't have signs underneath our building.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
He can't have a camp under there. He would camp
under there and be like, I'm not botheringbody, just sleeping,
and he would put his cardboard up and block the
like so you couldn't see him.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
And he oh, so he wasn't picketing, that was just
part of his walls.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Oh, And I'd see him when I ride my bike
and he'd be sleeping there.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
And they kicked him out. What was he hurting yet?
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Well, I don't own the building, so I don't know.
But as a building owner, I'm not sure that you
want a homeless man sleeping at your building.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
And then the building management got onto me too. I
was throwing boxes in the trash dump.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
Well I could see that I had a big old.
That's hey, that's a big taboo.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
I had a fuckingfrigerator box. I threw it in there.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
Well did you break it down or did you throw
it all?
Speaker 2 (43:40):
I told Arnold to break it down, and it was
still intactoferator.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
I think if you had broken it down, you'd been
all right.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
They took it and threw it up.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
See, if you had kids a refrigerator box, you'd make
a jail out of.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
That's a fort right there.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Let me tell you this dude, he built a jail
at their house out of a cardboard box. I'm telling
you what. The kids talk about it. Two years later,
they still talk about it. Like when he came, they said,
did you bring your jail with you on the airplane.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
When we are going to jail? Why are they getting
used to jail?
Speaker 3 (44:10):
I had handcuffs.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
That was for him in half box.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
But he's the way about islet the green cut.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Out Of all the things you could have built, you
built a jail.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Hey, I want him to get used to it.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
You're right, I mean it's funny. Now My question is,
what are your plans for the weekend? Like they're gonna
make pigs in a blanket and are.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
You cooking stuff?
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Well, I mean I don't know it's sexist, but I
was just assumed. The woman's always like my dad couldn't
cook shit.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
Well, I get stuff out of my handbag, and yes.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
You're a clear handbag. So pigs in a blanket.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
And they're gonna make milkshakes, snow cones.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
Hey, the milkshakes you can just go grab at McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
Come, no, you make them. There's not like homemade milkshake.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
You're right, you're right.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
Snow cones we're gonna make.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
How do you do that with a snow cone machine?
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Okay, we got that one. We have one at our
house so we we don't get to see him very often.
So we sent their very own snowcom machine.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
That's awesome weatherwise. I think it's supposed to be pretty good.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
It's gonna be nice, real cheese. I'm gonna make them
help me make dinner. I'm gonna make meals that they
actually help. And they've already asked if they could make cookies.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Well, and here's the deal. You got the backyard, right, yep.
That helps. They can dick around a lot back there
without the if it's in city block, well, your other
house did have a good backyard. That's one I asked.
So backyards help when it comes to kids, is what
I've learned.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
And that's the most important thing, because they want to play.
For some reason, we have moved our soccer game to
the front yard, which I don't really have a front
yard right, but I don't understand why because it's right
next to the street, and the ball goes in the
street every other kick. And I'm like, guys, we have
a backyard, why don't we go in the backyard? But
that's there and Toolboxes playing soccer the other night.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Yeah, did you play soccer growing up? No? See, I
would rather play baseball and football with the kids. I
get a kid that wants to play soccer.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
Well, that's even harder to play baseball in the front yard.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Backyard, though it's great with with football. Can't go too far.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
They're a little young.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
They're still learning how to hit the ball.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
I mean you can kick the ball when you're two
or one so.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
And I mean Toolbox tries to do a move and
his knee gave out and down goes Toolbox. I was like,
oh my god.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
I officially felt old Christian McCaffrey never happened in my life.
And I'm like, oh my god, I hope I'm not
going to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
But I was all right, don't try to get cute
when you're playing with the kids.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
No, I wasn't. It wasn't anything. It just it was
there one minute and.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Gone in the nets.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
But you're good. Yeah, okay, Well, this is a knee
when I sit a long time. When I first get up,
it hurts, not good. But after you walk a couple
of steps, it's fine. There is you know, it's just
when I sit down a lot. But this time it
for some reason. I was on the ground.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
When you did your Let me ask you this real quick,
your home construction. Did you did you do stuff where
you were on the roof a little bit?
Speaker 3 (47:05):
Yeah, dude, I.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Have stuff in my gutters. I gotta get I can't
get on the roof. I'm terrified of it.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
We'll just put the ladder up against it and stay
on the ladder.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
You mind coming over.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
That's what your father in law, he'll do it. I
don't want him up there.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
He goes down, big tree falls hard. But if well,
that's why you got a call him.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Wait, wait, what about him your bottom lock and button
being funny.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
But now I see why companies come in and make
a killing off of that. You don't want to get
on your own damn roof. All it takes is one
fall in.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
That's what a generation good. Where do we go wrong?
Speaker 2 (47:45):
My god man can't even get on his own roof.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
I mean, how steep is it?
Speaker 2 (47:51):
We'll go under the house. I'm just not going above it.
Below is the shy.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
How steep is your roof?
Speaker 2 (47:56):
I mean it seems pretty damn steep when I justin
comes over, my friend justin a bunch of my whiffle
balls and the eavestrough in the gutter. I thought it
was funny at the time. He glogged the damn thing.
And now every time it rains it floods off the
very front, all because of the little golf whiffle balls.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
Yeah, I get up and move them. Get them.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
You can't. It's a roof. I fall. That's legs back.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
Every I have shingled roofs. It's fine.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
You'll be good unless it's you grew up doing that.
Speaker 3 (48:28):
Okay, Yeah, my grandsons have been on my roof, these
same ones.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
That's what we're worried about this weekend?
Speaker 3 (48:36):
Is house. No, the ones that live in Austin. We
used to watch him and they'd want to get up
on the roof with me. We were fine.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Are you ready for some locks?
Speaker 3 (48:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (48:47):
I mean we're headed to Vegas. It's not to make
some money. And listen, guys, I don't understand it. You're
gonna tell me that the Los Angeles Chargers are two
and a half point favorite dogs at Pittsburgh. Look Pittsburgh.
I think he scored one touchdown all season.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
Who's their quarterback?
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Justin Fields? And you're gonna tell me you're gonna who
Do you want Hardball Herbert or do you want Tom Herbert's.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
Not having a great I mean.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Because they don't throw the ball, and that's what they're
gonna do this weekend.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Don't worry Dobbins, is mister MVP or something.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
You're gonna give me two and a half points with
the Chargers. I'll take that all day. Give me the
Chargers in Pittsburgh plus two and a half take it
to the bank.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
I going go for it. Well, I got my list there.
Those are light, but my actual lock. I'm just gonna
double down on that. Titans game. Titans are not gonna
go zero to three in the city of Nashville, with
the beautiful stadium behind them, and it's the promise of
a bright future. There's no way they fall to the
Malik Willis guy. If Love's playing, that's bout. I don't
even know that because I haven't researched it enough. The
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Titans win, they have a hell of a defense. Box
over there says that he's not gonna put it's Malik Willis. Guys,
we've seen him. He's terrible.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
They won, they did, but I don't know how.
Speaker 2 (50:03):
Look at the stats. How the hell did they win?
Did Aman Green from the pass come and play for him?
Give me the Titans and all lock it up? Minus three?
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Look, man, I'm not about giving away points, but I'm
about to take two seven point favorites. First lay them.
We're going back to college. The Tennessee Volunteers are for real.
I haven't even watched Oklahoma, but I look at the
box scoring. They're barely beaten Twu Lane. They're barely beating Tulsa.
They're barely beating the little sisters of the poor. And
you're gonna tell me they're gonna hang with the vaunted
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Tennessee offense, and Tennessee has been playing some defense. Oh
my gosh, don't tell me they got defense and offense
down there in Knoxville. Give me the Tennessee Volunteers minus seven.
Take it to the bank. Yeah, I said, no, they're
at Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
I said I wanted a nico Ima Maliava autograph. Jersey
Baser didn't get it for me for my birthday. It's
probably double the price. Now, that had nothing to do
with anything, but over to you guys.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
And then, man, I don't know the Denver Broncos. They
suck bow knicks. They can't move the ball. I know
Sean Payton's trying to bring bow knicks along. Slowly teach
him the offense. Don't want to shatter his confidence. Well,
that ain't gonna work when you're playing bake because guess
what Baker likes to do. He likes to bake. Oh
(51:25):
I was gonna go bake, but yeah, cook. And he
likes to give it to Godwin. He likes to give
it to Evans and they are gonna score points. And
you ain't gonna baby bo Nicks because you ain't gonna
be able to catch up. Give me. The Tampa Bay
Bucks minus seven at home against the Broncos. Take it
to the bank.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
And you know, I just thought of what what happened
to Leonard Fournette.
Speaker 3 (51:47):
Five years ago? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (51:49):
Is he with Levey on Bell?
Speaker 3 (51:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (51:52):
War's levee on Bell?
Speaker 1 (51:54):
They're at home? Man, three hunts back.
Speaker 3 (51:58):
I've always said, where's Gail's.
Speaker 2 (52:02):
Words? What's his vase? The guy that hit his kid
with a switch.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
He's bankrupt, man, he's bankrupt. He knows a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
We used these guys fantasy and then they just disappear.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
And that's sad. How we just use him for fantasy
and then we don't even care about him after thewards.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
Christian McCaffrey will be fine. He's got Olivia Munn and
all that. But is he coming back?
Speaker 1 (52:25):
I think he has Elizabeth Kopolo, not Olivia Munn.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
Same difference.
Speaker 3 (52:30):
I haven't know either one.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
Both tits on a stick.
Speaker 1 (52:33):
Both hot as hell. And I will say this that
my eliminator picked this weekend. I'm going with the Cincinnati Bengals.
I was gonna go with the Bucks. Here here were
my options, the Bucks over the Broncos, the Browns over
the Giants, or the Bengals over the Commanders. I'm not
the Raiders over the Carolina Panthers. I don't know what
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the Red Rocket is going to be. He can't be
any worse than Bryce Young, and I'm not taking a
chance of them catching lightning in a bottle with Andy
Dalton and winning. So I am going to go with
the Denver Bronx, not the Denver Broncos, with the Cincinnati
Bengals over the Washington Commanders. That will be my eliminator
this week.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
Do you do eliminators?
Speaker 3 (53:11):
Tool Yeah, you got copy my pick. No, I take
whoever plays Carolina the Raiders. That's it.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
Hey, there's your blueprint, copy batter's box for Fantasy and
copy toolbox for Survivor or suicide pool whatever they call
them nowadays.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
I call them eliminator.
Speaker 3 (53:30):
Sorry, sorry, guess Yeah, suicide is sort.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
Of a yeah, it's insensitive.
Speaker 1 (53:35):
Yeah, yeah, all right, everybody, have a great weekend, Toolbox.
Thank you for coming on two pods this weekend. Appreciate it,
missus doubt fire, thank you.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
Check in the mail.
Speaker 2 (53:45):
Yeah you'll get some mail box money here.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
I'll just save.
Speaker 2 (53:51):
Uh yeah, well ten even by a box of smokes.
In today's society.
Speaker 1 (53:55):
That's a great question.
Speaker 3 (53:56):
Yes, yes, well you.
Speaker 2 (53:58):
Just wait over the weekend and that will he turned
into ten thousand of those.
Speaker 3 (54:02):
Well, I'm gonna go find that gas station.
Speaker 1 (54:05):
He back in the hour, and yeah, but before we go, ray,
we're gonna do a little sad note. We lost a
legend this week. Mister Henry Trotter, one of the greatest
assistant coaches to ever walk this planet. He was my
dad's assistant coach in soccer for many, many years. Good friend,
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his laugh was infectious, and every time the ball would
go out of bounce, he'd tell the ref that's our ball,
that's our ball, that's our ball, and the reft would
point the other direction and Henry would do his laugh
and go, you saw something different, You saw something different.
May you rest in peace. Henry, We love you, And
to the Trotter family, we love you.
Speaker 3 (54:45):
Yeah, I'll tell you a story. Batter's box was seventeen eighteen,
all full of vim vigor. Thought he was mister athlete.
What if everybody that's a batter's box, Henry's it is
probably fifty smoking cigarette. We're out in front yard batter's
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box challenging to a race.
Speaker 1 (55:07):
Said I can beat you in the hundred meter dash.
Speaker 3 (55:10):
Henry goes, yeah, sure. They start off, Henry beats him
with a cigarette in his mouth by fifty yards. That's
a very true story.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
I mean cigarette dangling from his mouth and smoked him
by fifty yards. I mean, huh, hilarious family friend, right, yeah,
so yeah, rest in peace, Henry. Uh yeah, you guys
have a good weekend, going to Vegas and we're gonna
win some money.
Speaker 3 (55:38):
Bye bye
We're the only ones that use this claim. Buck, they
don't come in here.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
All right, we're live.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, we're live. It's Friday. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
That sounds weird.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hello, it does sounds weird, maybe because I'm going to
Las Vegas.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Lucky you.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Let's go. Oh is this more Vegas?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I don't know which one's more Vegas.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
We gotta probably update our beds because there's all these ones.
We can't play anymore on the podcast. So it was
a good run though, being able to use all that crap.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, that was fun. When we used to say metadene
at Aldeans. That really made the show.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Are you gonna do any of this?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
No golf?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
What about this.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Email?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
No, I'm not going to do an email That kind.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Of sounds like a slot machine.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
It does. Actually you want to hear an email?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Though? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Hit me?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
It says ray chalk me up? Is another one who
can't take your advice? In one weekend, I witnessed you
try to sneak a nooner out of Bridgetone Arena, drop
Cappy on his head on Broadway, and welcome the first
training into Sore Losers Nation. Stick to assaulting Arnold and
being funny as hell as opposed to a life coach
Joe from Sarasota.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
That's a good dude, good dude. I think he won
the Thropple Award.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
No, he won.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
He won with the hot and the hot wife. And
he was so old.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I thought it was his daughter the whole weekend.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, yeah, Ray thought it was his daughter and it
was his wife.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Was he hitting on her?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
No, Ray was not hitting on her. He was just like, dude,
that's really cool. You came with your daughter to the convention.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Dude, and the guy didn't correct him.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Nah, No, sore loses convention anything. Flies man, you're not
trying to be PC.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
All right, we're gonna do it live. We got Toolbox
in for another episode. He's basically a third member.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
We're gonna put him on a shirt that now, Marge,
we got coming out.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Arnold is already in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Can't wait.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
He's going with you to Vegas. He's gonna do some
of your pr stuff. We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
We oh the one, two, three, So losers, what.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Up, everybody? I'm Lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions.
Because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Before Toolbox goes, I'm gonna go quick, like it's says,
and I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male. I
live on the north side of Nashville with Baser, my wife.
We do have two point two acres. Thought it was three,
but it's actually been reduced. I guess apparently we just
mow the neighbor's yard and we don't even own it.
But yeah, white pick and fenced. I have a heart
attack when I'm seventy two over to you, Toolbox.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Don't you just let goats eat the grass? You have
to mow.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, we do have to mow. Actually someone else does,
but we do have to mow.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
See rich, Uh, it's the babysitter missus doubtfire here. Yeah,
you guys probably don't even know that movie.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, what do you mean we don't know that movie.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
It's a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You realize that was right in our childhood, like that
was a main movie like of us growing up.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
That was huge. Well, then you know it.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yes, I think most of the people know it. But
I'm gonna tell you right, my dad has a tendency
to get lost, and so we do the pod on Wednesday,
and he's like, man, I need a cigarette. But he's like,
I left the cigarettes at the house. I was like, well,
I got to record some commercials. You want to just
hang out? Why record commercials and then we can go
get your cigarettes. He's like, no, where's the gas station
around here. I'm gonna just walk and get cigarettes. He said,
(03:29):
all right, you're gonna walk out the back alley right,
hit that street, take a right, and you walk go
down to the end of the block inside on your
left hand side, on the corner.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I don't know about the take a right from the alley,
you'd actually want to take a left.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
None of the No, if you walk straight out here,
straight out of here, straight out the back door, straight out.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
The back door, are we in the alley or I'm
making a right on the album.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Now, walk through the alley till the next street, like
by the parking garage. Hit the street and you take
a right, walk down gas station on the corner. No problem.
Send him on his way, Send him with my wallet
because he doesn't have his wallet with him. And I
get done with the commercials and he's not back yet,
(04:11):
and I'm like, you know what, I'll just drive down
the road and I'll see him walking.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
He's playing dice with a couple of hoboes.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
There was a nice looking lady that wanted to talk.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I was like, okay, he'll just be walking back, you know,
smoking a cigarette. And I drive from here to that
little convenience store no toolbox. Oh no, and I'm like,
oh god, where could he be at this point?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Did you think he died?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I didn't think he died. I just thought this dude
is way lost. He could be. You know, I'm worried
he's near the Cumberland. I don't know, soon too soon.
And so I call him. I said, where are you?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
He goes, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I'm at some shell station.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Ah, I know where he went.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
And I'm like, shell station, how the did you get
all the way over there? That's like a mile from
the station.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
He blew through the closest gas station and keef DoD going.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
And found like three blocks. Oh you know, he went
like a mile.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I'm a long sixty five he goes.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
He goes, I'm at sad to get my steps in.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
He goes, I'm at seventeeks. Had to get your steps?
Did you check them on your watch? I checked him
on my wa He goes, I'm at seventeenth and something.
I was like, I know where you're at. He goes,
oh shit, I just walked out of the store with
a drink. I gotta go back in armed raw.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I was trying to find the street sign and.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
He was in the middle of drinking his drink while
he's getting cigarettes. So then I I'm like, I'll be there,
and he goes, I'm gonna get charged for shoplifting. I
gotta go back in the store. I said, I'll be
right there.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I thought I was ray there. I was getting all nervous.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
You weren't parked, though, You're good.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
So I pull in the parking lot and he's just
standing there with his arms folded. And he gets in
the car and I said folded in front of him
or behind him? In front of him? I said, you
get your cigarettes? He goes no, and I said, well,
where's your drink? He goes, I gave it back to him.
I was like, oh, what do you mean. He goes, well,
(06:12):
I tried to buy cigarettes and they asked me for
my ID.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
What a disaster.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
He goes, and I didn't have my D so I said,
I don't have my idea. He goes, I can't sell
you the cigarettes.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I said, I got my son's and he goes, no,
you gotta have yours.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
And he goes, well, if my son's forty three, you
think I'm older than eighteen. And the guy goes, can't
sell without your ID. And then he goes, you want
to buy that drink? My dad goes, now you can
keep it. He'd already drink half of it.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
What a company man.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
So he had drinking half the coke and he was
so pissed off that he just left the coke there
and said, no, you can keep it.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Ridiculous. Yeah, that's I said, can I buy a gun?
And they said sure here.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
And so I said, do you want me to go
in and get your cigarettes? He goes, not at this place.
I'll just go when we get home. All right, Well
that was fun.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Ah, there, I'll take some Virginia slims.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
So no, it's Marblo lights. Soft pack. No, no, no
hard pack. I don't know if they do soft pack.
But yes, that was my dad's adventure. He ended up
instead of going one block to a gas station, he
walked one over a mile away.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yeah, I still don't believe there's a gas station there.
It didn't look like one to me.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I heard the directions in the hallway, and he just
didn't give him as emphatically as he should have.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
You know, he was right past it.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
It's right next to us. It's hidden, though anybody could miss. It.
Doesn't look like a gas station. It looks like a
house without a gas.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
That would be it. I'm sitting there looking for seven
to eleven shell whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
He was looking for gas pumps. There are no gas
pumps at this place.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Well then, how's it called a gas station?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
But you'll know when you get in there, because the
guy's always got horse racing on and he's betting it.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Oh oh, he's got that newspaper rolled up and he
is looking at that. Oh, we're going to start.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
He told me it's a convenience store. Not he told
me a gas station. So I mean, what are you
going to look for gas pumps out front?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
But then I'm shocked he was able to find the
shell because he had to walk through the hotel like
parking lot all the way across two blocks. See the
a loft, look up to your right, Huh, there's a shell.
Then he has to cross Broadway.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I mean, how many streats did you cry?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
That's what I'm saying is all to get turned down
for the cigarettes because the guy was a jack. And
then that's the problem. That's the problem. What is the
big deal? Like he obviously is older than eighteen years old?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Some people think I look young enough, I'm eighteen.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Okay, it's obvious you're eighteen years old. It is obvious
when you walk in there that you are eighteen years old.
Why do we waste the time of Oh I need
to see your ID. I can't sell you cigarettes. It
is so stupid.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Agreed, Well, I took the alcohol and tobacco class. And
actually the loop around with that is maybe the camera
has to see with the ID. But if you say
how old are you? Or are you eighteen? And they
you can't lie if you're a sting operation. So that's
all you have to say. So, dude, when I was
at Texas State, hey man, are you twenty one?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah, cool, You're good to go. That's how I saved
every time ten seconds. I never scanned an ID in
two years when.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I was in Dublin. Guess how many times they asked
for your ID? Zero?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Well, I don't think there's a age for drinking or
anything there. I think you can drink as long as you.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I don't think a twelve year old can drink well.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I think if you're with your parents, I think it's okay.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I don't I have no idea. I don't know. I
just I'm just.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Saying the whole time, the whole time you're in Dublin,
you didn't ask the one question that was mind boggling
us all how old do you have to be to drink?
When there's a kid that's eight years old drinking next
to you.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I didn't see an eight year old drinking next to me,
and I.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Said, you'd rather hear about the man you rivalry. How
the guy turned to Dublin. My dad slapped me and said,
you're never rooting for them. They're the bad guy. I'd
have been like, shot the fuck up? Answer my question,
how old do you have to be to drink? Here? Thanks? Instead,
you went on a whole diatribe about why the guy
rooted for some somebody else because his dad slapped him
(10:01):
with his belt. As a kid, who gives a hell buddy,
where's the hot chicks? And how old do you have
to be to drink. I get what I want when
people start talking gibber jabbern and I get my information.
I don't give what You were twelve and you got
hit with a belt. Awesome, cool go.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Mate, gibber jabbering. Now do you.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Think, man, you's gonna win today? That's all I care.
What are the bud guys? That's how we left England?
Shut up? Who wins the game tonight? I need some skag?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yes, that's what I was looking for. They didn't ask
for an ID for that, but he.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Said, hey, do you need an ID for skag?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
So that really I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you.
It gave me so much confidence in my father and
what he's gonna be able to accomplish this weekend. As
he watches the kids.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Well, I walked, it's just not a big deal. Well goodness,
what do you think.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
You gave him? An erran on his foot on feet
and he also, I mean with the kids, it's all
organized areas, the house, the sidewalks.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I gotta drop him off at daycare, soccer game.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Oh oh no, oh no, that's what I mean. He
does now have ways on his phone, so that is
one thing I am hoping we're going to type in
all the addresses he needs to go to, so you
can go to recent places visited and that way he'll
be able to just click on it. Or we can
write it on a piece of paper and he'll know
which one it is and he can type it in.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I don't type in, I talk in.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Does your oldest kid? Does he know directions a little bit?
He knows how to get from the daycare.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I've been testing him.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Okay, because I was impressed my twelve year old nephew
on baser side. He knows all his way around town.
He'll give me shortcuts around Brentwood, whereas his sixteen year
old sister has no clue. Kids are fascinating things. So
I was wondering about number six year old.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
No, six year old baby box. He he kind of
knows his way around the neighborhood. He knows how to
get to his school, how to get to his brother's school.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Well, is he good to drive? That just saved you
one of your errands.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
He could ride his bike to school.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Do that you get to sleep in? Hey, just promise
me you'll get there, right kid?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Hey, just text me when you get there. Oh you
don't have a phone. My bad.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
They got to be near your house though, because it's
all sectioned off.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, it's close, That's what I'm saying. It's not too Did.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
He walk farther to the gas station or is the
school farther away?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
They're about the same distance.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Ah, dude, you walked to whole mile to the gas.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Station and then he got there and he did even
get what he wanted, but he did get to have
a coke for free?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Dude, ed, did anybody think you were homeless? There? No,
just because you were on foot. You're kind of arguing.
You're drinking a drink in the gas station. You walk
out of the gas station with a drink. I would
imagine a couple of co eds walked by you and
thought you maybe were homeless.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Well, I didn't ask anybody. Hey, do you think I'm homeless?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
You should have asked for them to buy it for you.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
I was standing outside the door, Hey man, Hey, here,
can you give me a peck of cigarettes?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Hey man, I'll give you the five dollars cash that
my son has in his wallet.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
You know what I mean? Here?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Did you take venmo?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
That was the other thing I was worried about that
they wouldn't take the card because it wasn't me.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
No, they'll do that.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
They don't mind taking the credit card if it's not you.
They don't care about that. But you better have your
idea to buy the cigarettes.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I always doing it at the grocery store. I have
my wife's and i'll just you know, you cover it
up a little bit. They don't ever check that, but
they do the idea.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I mean, what's crazy is when I was a kid,
my dad would send me to the convenience store, the
Tepco to get him cigarettes. All I had to do
was have my dad's ID with me, show it and
they would sell you the cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
What a time to be, I hate to tell you.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
And when I was a kid, he didn't need an ID.
You just had to have the money.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
That's sold to me.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I'm curious why you haven't switched over to vaping. Everybody
else has.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Oh that's worse for you, okay.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I mean, if you live in Ireland, if you don't vape,
you ain't having friends. Everybody vaped. It was the crazy.
Every every person, the waitresses and waiters would stick their
head out the door get a vape and go back in.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Well, I know that, I know, I hear you on
the vaping thing is. We had a friend we went
to a Hawaii little key flex dude. She couldn't find
a jewel the vaping thing. We drove the whole island
looking for a jewel. She was fiending for it. I
don't know if it's the same thing with cigarettes, but
I mean I thought the girl was about to basically
swim back to America trying to find a jewel from
the Atlantic.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
They had nothing.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
It was tough to find. They did. They had signs
on doors, but a lot of them were sold out.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I don't Yeah, vaping, they say it's a lot worse
for you than it is for cigarettes, But I don't
know either one. I'm just like, oh, and my kids,
I do feel bad because they're always like, should we
go tell Grandpa's cigarettes or bad for him? I'm like, no, guys,
he know like that. No, Okay, I offered them on.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
There.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
You won't take a break.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Now.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I have a question, yeah, I mean, when are we
gonna talk about Vegas right now? Okay?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
What do you want to know about Vegas?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Right?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I am ready? My bags are packed. I went to
the dry cleaner. Got some clothes. You know, whatever they
do to them. I don't know what the point of
a dry I guess they make them really like wrinkle
free at the dry cleaner. Picked them up, put them
in the suitcase, got a couple pairs of shoes, put
them in the suitcase. I stopped by the bank and
I made a little withdrawl, and I said, I'm going
(15:35):
to need that in big bills, please, because I don't
want to be buying in at the table with twenties.
I want to be buying in with large bills looking
like I know what I'm doing, not smart?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Why hundreds of bad luck? I always dropped down to
twenties or tens. Oh, just from personal experience.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Continue and so I mean, gotta have a plan.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
You have to have a plan, and my plan is
already messed up. Raighty told me twenties and tens are
better than hundreds. And I feel like when someone lays
a bunch of twenties out on the table, the dealer's like,
oh my god, I got to count all these twenties. Okay,
there's five hundred and twenties, so you have dollars fifty dollars. Okay? Cool? Anyway,
So I.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Gilly think he thinks that what the deal? Oh god,
I have to count all these twenties.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yes, he's thinking about a lot of other things. How
do I run out of this job? Why did I
ever get involved in dealing cards? Or I only make
tips about twenty dollars? What I'm looking at? They can't
be doing good.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Oh sure they can't. Oh they make a lot of
It'll make you get a few pops on. People will
tip if you give me a good hand.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Also, I mean the women dealers probably do better than men.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Well, that's in life. You know, you got women waitresses
do better than menly.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I mean that's why I feel women bartenders do better
than men.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Who are you tipping more the chick with the hangars
or the guy with the three piece suit buttoned up?
All right? I need everybody's cards.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I mean, that's just life. Everybody knows.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Unless you're at the gay strip club or the gay bar,
the guy bartender is gonna do better.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Are you staying at good hotels and casinos?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I mean, I'll hop around like I'm really thinking about
because here's my thing. When I play blackjack, I don't
want it to be an automatic shoe, Like I don't
want it to be one of those ones that there's
never a stop where they have to reshuffle. They just
stick it back in the machine and it shuffles it
every time. You need a break in the cards, if
things aren't going right, you need to be able to
turn the cards. You need to be able to cut
the deck. And a lot of the hotels on the
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strip now are all automatic shoes.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
So you're gonna be walking around behind the tables eyeing
the automatic shoes and not gonna get popped by the
eye in the sky.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
No, No, I don't need to eye them. I just need
to see them. And no, I don't want to play at.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
That table they're not using that.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, I want the person that like like it has
a little I don't even it's like a plastic thing
that sits on the table and they slide the card
out of it, not this machine that's here and it
just pops the card up for them. I don't want that.
So you're gonna have to go off the strip maybe,
Like I was looking at like, there's place called Ellis Island.
I've never been, Dude, that's a prison. Oh maybe that
(18:09):
is a prison.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Is that we're circling all them Freemont Street.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
No, that's I'm trying to think of what it's called.
It may not be called Ellis Island. I've Ellis Island Hotel.
That's it, man, Look at that. It has four point
two stars, twelve thousand reviews. It's a two star hotel.
But I've heard it's a good place to gamble because
they have the they still pay three to two on blackjack,
and they have the automatic shoes, and it's not expensive
(18:33):
to gamble. It's like ten dollars minimums. That's what you want.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Cute toolbox? Do you gamble?
Speaker 3 (18:38):
I've never been to Vegas.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Excuse me?
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Come again, I've never been to Vegas.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
What what have you done with your life? I haven't
been in sixteen months, and I'm shaken.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
You understand that he grew up when gambling was not
a thing. Gambling was not accessible, It wasn't a big deal.
Now gambling is everywhere.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
We couldn't gamble on our phones. We didn't even though
Keith had a bookie, but I didn't know about it
till later.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
So what do you think about lunch? Going to Vegas?
And gambling. Do you think, ah, son, you've worked for
go have it? Or do you give him some advice? Hey,
just be careful man. We had a great, great, great
great grandfather who ran into some trouble.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
He probably thinks this is just me thinking, is yeah
answer for him?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
No, I've never had this conversation, so I can't wait
to hear his answer. But I probably think in the
back of his head he thinks, how stupid are you
to work for money and then just go gamble it away?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Well, first off, I really don't care. They're adults. I
don't give advice about that. I figured I didn't like
my parents giving me all kinds of advice, so I
just come in babysit whatever.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Out fires straight from the mouth.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
So that's my plan. I don't that's the original plan, Okay,
And then I mean I'm ready to go. I'll start.
My first bet off is on the roulette table. We'll
put it on red, and then we will put it
on red twelve Read eighteen, nineteen twenty one and black seventeen.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
It's all the kids' birthdays.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
We know kid's birthday's, niece's birthday, nephew's birthday, things's birthday,
baby Box three, his number would be four. We don't
put it on four.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
And that's Batterbox's number. Yeah, what if everybody that's Batter's Box.
Right the way, the reason I didn't go to Vegas
when my kids were little, our vacation was to go
see the other grandparents because they lived out of state.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Instead of the prostitutes and hookers in Sin City. That's
a good.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Dad, man.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
I married one. What was it, right, Eddie? Oh god?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
My question is this though. Are you eyeing the games
on because I know iheartfest is in full force. You
got Doja Cat, you got all Justin Beliez Mooser, you
got these people like uh uh, Backstreet Boys, Erks, Bentley, Morgan, Wayland,
all kinds of people are.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Performing street Boys country.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
No, it's a it's all genre.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
So since you got that on Saturday, are you eyeing
college games on Saturday? NFL on Sunday? Are you just
like you just said, Ellis Island Blackjack Roulette?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
No, I'm everything craps. I am gonna be going sports.
I am ready I want to do. I mean Tennessee
is gonna wax Oklahoma and so they will be uh,
they will be bet beautiful.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Oh god, I can I do my bet with you?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yes, let's go.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Okay, So I'm gonna hand you this. It is ten
teams that I need you to take with you, and
maybe Ellis Island comes in handy and you're able to
do that for me and Baser, we would really appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
You want this as a parlay?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, And so then what we were able to do
is we were able to budget and put aside some money,
and we want you to take all of this and
put it on that ten team parlay and if you
wouldn't mind just making sure it's all there one.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight not ten? What God?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
A tyroller?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
A ten dollars ten team parlay that concludes with Tennessee
Titans on Sunday?
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Are you taking that list and betting the opposite side?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
If that list doesn't even make it on the plane,
I'm gonna kill you.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
So you gave me ten dollars and you potd down
ten teams n C State plus twenty and a half.
Who the hell do they play?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I would know, I would not I don't have my
computer in State. Oh my god oh, I like alar.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
He has Penn State minus forty eight and a half.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
They may play at Kent State.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Are they playing high school team?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Why would you even bet a team giving up four?
I only know USC minus six They are a good
damn team. Arkansas, Michiganigan Arkansas plus three.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
I liked what I saw against against Oak State.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Ucla plus twenty four and a half. Who do they play?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I don't know, but they did. Ucla is an underrated
team that plays hard and plays fast, ground and pound.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Baby Utah minus two and a half.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Cam Rising is back confirmed?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Vandy they playing? Uh?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Oak State, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I don't know? Correct Vandy plush twenty one. Who are
they playing?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Vandy has shown signs of being a phenomenal team this year.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Who are they playing?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Missouri?
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Even Tennessee minus y is pretty good Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Let's get them against Oklahoma.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
South Carolina minus twenty eight and a half. Who do
they playing?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
It's a lot of points. Out don't care who they're playing.
You don't give them that many points. I don't care
if they're playing Alabama with Nick Saban.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Well, who the hell are they playing?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I'll double check.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
And the Titans.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Give me the Titans over the Packers, Malik Willis or
Jordan Love. I don't care who's coming to town. We're
gonna beat them all by three. I'll lay the three. Thanks,
So yeah, you'll lay ten on it?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
And you come back with our thousand dollars?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Is that what it is? A thousand dollars?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
You win?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I'll double check. I get you got a filibuster.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I love the fact that you folded up that money
like it was gonna be a big You're like, we budgeted,
and here it is, count and make sure it's all there,
and it's ten one dollar bills.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Again, I wasn't running to the damn atm. That's all
we had in the bedroom drawer. And I said, Bazer,
do you care? If I give this to lunch, it
will be in good hands and it will get placed.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Man will get placed, the bet will get placed. I mean,
I have to call you if any of the lines changed,
to see if you still want it, because what if?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
What if it goes to twenty seven and eight?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
That's true sometimes the math we're not too worried about that.
Just round up, guys, let me double check ten to win. Hello, bro,
these apps have just been brutal. It is ten to
win ten thousand.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
How much you win?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah, it's ten to win ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Are you counting the money?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah? You guys tail us tail us. Why would you not?
You can't afford not to tail us ten thousand, two
hundred dollars. Dude, your bag's gonna be just stocked full. Well,
you'll be home before the Titans game.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
No Titans play on Sunday, man, Yeah, they play at
ten am Vegas time. I don't flay out till two
o'clock Vegas time, so I'll be able to collect your winnings.
I'll be able to go to the window and say, hey, man,
my flight's about to leave. Do you think you can
put ten thousand in my suitcase?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Just don't lose that pink slip.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Hey, I will not lose it. How could I lose this?
This has the games of the weekend.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
That's impressive.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
You drop it, somebody else picks it up and.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Just and they win ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
A weekend of straight lose. Dude. I told you some
dude dropped a parlay ticket and I thought in Evansville,
and I thought I was gonna be a good guy,
and I turned it in. They don't give a crap
if you turn in. But I knew you get in trouble.
The eye in the sky if you pick up somebody's
betting ticket, can see that.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Now, No, I told you. When I was there for
about out of hell, I found two tickets on the
ground and they both hit.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
See that's one step better because mine. I noticed the
games hadn't even started yet. I just wanted to get
good karma points and maybe it worked at won four hundred.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
But and I was like, oh my god. So I
asked somebody else like, hey, if I found a ticket,
you know, like they're like, oh, yeah, you can get
in trouble for that.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
So how do they know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
They know when it was purchased. They got a picture
of the guy, and then they can probably tell it.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Maybe the I I mean, are you talking thousands of
dollars or ten dollars?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Are they a couple thousand dollars?
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Well? Maybe, I just I wouldn't take faith care.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I don't know if they would care, and I don't
know if they have any right to it. This is
just what someone told me.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Oh, I don't believe that. So at the casino side,
I think there's an old rule losers weepers, finders keepers.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
That's I think it is.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
You're gonna be teaching that one a lot this weekend.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
You will, uh. And so I was like, all right,
So I went back to the sports book. I was like, hey,
I found these blah blah blah. And the lady was like, oh,
the guy actually reported these missing, you know, And so
he has a player's card, so they had linked it
to his player's card. So if I would have tried
to cash it, I don't know if i'd got in
trouble people.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Oh, you just said I found it on the ground.
I didn't steal them.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I understand. I just didn't know if it's illegal. And
then people told me, no, you should have cashed it.
That's yours.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
You kept it. You should have kept it.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
But it's not worth it. It's not worth it to
me to go to prison because I found a couple
of parlay slips on the ground. I don't know the rules,
so I didn't know what to do.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
You have, I think you're learning from Ray the paranoid.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
You trust me. I'm not paranoid about anything.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Don't let the question are you and your wife betting together?
You got buddies, your bros are meeting you out there.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
No, I have no bros meeting me. I have Andy
and Jenny. They're a married couple. Andy and he went
to a and m Jenny went to ut Texas. And
so he'll guarantee he'll bet on the Aggies if they
even have a game this weekend. But he doesn't gamble
that much on sports, but he does gamble. He'll play
blackjack and craps with me.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Because all I know is every time you're in Vegas,
you have there's five people that come up behind us,
and I'm like, who the fuck is this guy?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
No, Garrett not coming, Greg not coming, Jacob chess day,
no one else is coming. I don't know why they
don't come. Ryan's not coming. It's someone's birthday always this
weekend of September that they can't make it to Vegas.
I don't know. It's gonna be a good time though.
And I mean Genny loves to roll craps and she good,
Oh yeah, she's good. Last time she hit him all,
hit him, hit the small, tall, hit them all. She
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can throw the dice she can throw the dice. He
tell you about this bet he does.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
He did it for my bachelor party where he'll he
comes up and he just I guess you can bet
it anytime or recipe. You had to start the comeout
roll and it has to hit everything before the seven, right. Yeah,
so the three four box car, eight.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve, and you put fifteen dollars on it,
and if you hit the two, three, four, five, six,
you make a little bit of money. If you hit
the higher numbers, you make a little money. If you
hit all of them, it's like a twelve hundred dollars
payout on a fifteen dollars bet.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Some tables don't allow it, but if you can find it,
it's one of the most fascinating bets there is. The
First time I saw him do it, you hit it, yeah,
backpack at all. We weren't even settled in you had
already you.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Hit it twelve hundreds.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yeah, it's very exciting. It's a bet that the first
time I ever did it, I was there for work
for Rascal Flats. They were having a residency at like
the hard Rock and I didn't even know how to
play crafts. Threw that well. And I was playing and
I was just rolling and rolling and rolling, and this
some dude at the other end of the table went bananas,
went bananas, and I was like, I don't know what
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the hell's going on. And he came over and tipped
me one hundred dollars bill.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Look at there, and you think did the dealers get money?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Hell, he gave me one hundred dollars. He was rolling
and I said.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
But he doesn't work there.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
I looked at him and said, what the hell did
I do? And he told me about the bet, and
I was like, oh, tell me more about this bet.
And I've done it ever since.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Rest is history.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
The rest is history. So yeah, I'm gonna try to
do may. I won't probably do your parlay. Maybe that's fine, man, No, No,
I mean i'll bet it for you, but I'm saying
I need to. I will do a foundation, you know,
a little first bet of the weekend, like we'll take Tennessee.
I think they're gonna beat Oklahoma. I don't really know,
but it's gonna be a blast. I'm gonna watch them. Sports.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
You can't try and squeeze an MLB or a college
game on Friday.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Uh, Yeah, if there's a college game on Friday, you
tell me what it is. I'll bet it. All right,
we're gonna take a break and we'll be right back.
I just need to know. Maybe maybe I missed something.
But we went to the NSC game the other night,
and there's this lady trying to enter the stadium. Ray
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And when you go to a stadium, what is the
bag policy? It's got to be clear, clear bag policy.
I think they put that into effect back when Lincoln
when it's in office.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Probably, but we've all been with the chicks who bring
the purse that isn't clear and you got to walk
all the way back across the bridge.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yes, got to walk all the way back to your car. Well,
this lady comes up and she tries to enter the
stadium and she's got this purse that's black and it's
kind of big.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Don't they just go through it?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
No, you're not allowed to bring any It has to
be a clear bag.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Now.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Was it a Birken bag?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I don't know what that means, Coach, No, I don't
know what it was. Might have been findy. I don't
know what that is either.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
How do you know all these you know it helps
you fascinate.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Well, back when I was dating, it helps. You're at
a mall and hey, I like your burken bag. You know,
it's instant conversation starter. Oh is that A? Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Really, that's how you start a conversation.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Is that a blindcay? Alcohol?
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Great?
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Love it?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
BLINCHA.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
I can't say I've never said walked up to a
lady and said, oh, I like your bag.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
You what you want to bang? No? No, no, I
like your bag.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Oh, I'm saying Gucci.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
So she walks up and she tries and they're like, oh, sorry, ma'am,
we have a clear bag policy, you know what I mean.
And she's like, what do you mean you mean I
can't take this purse into the stadium. They're like, no, ma'am,
I'm sorry. You know what I mean. They hear the
rules that no bag, no bags that are not clear,
and they can only be a certain size. She goes, so,
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you're telling me that my purse that has my personal
stuff in it cannot go in that stadium.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Is this in front of the family and everything?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Yes, Well, my kids are kind of running around off
to the side, and I'm like, oh, of course, disorganized
and unruly. Yes, and she's and the guy's like, well, yeah,
that's kind of what. We have lockers over there if
you want, and she goes, does it really look like
I want to put my personal stuff in a locker?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
I want to take my personal stuff with me into
the game. And the guy's like, I'm sorry, ma'am, that's
just the rule. And she goes, how about you look
through it and then let me go in the.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Game, like vibrators and stuff.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
And he's like, ma'am, I can't.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
I can let you, then we have to let everybody correct.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
If I look through it, that's fine, but it's still
not a clear bag, and our policy is it has
to be a clear bag. I wouldn't even explain it
that much. Dude, Well, he's just stuck there. I mean,
it's his job. Hen what else is he gonna do?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
I mean, I always fake on non in coprendo. You
can fake Spanish at times.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
So then she goes, So you're telling me that you
guys at this stadium, you guys discriminate. You guys practice
discrimination against people with purses that aren't clear.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
What I would have done if I was that dude,
I would have said, I'll hold your purse, but at
the end of this, you're gonna give me your number
and I'm gonna slay.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
I would have said, no, I let everyone in except.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
You, and she goes. He goes, well, ma'am, I don't
think it's and she goes, no, it is discrimination. It
is discrimination just because I have a purse. I'm being
discriminated against here. This is unbelievable. I didn't realize we
are going to discriminate against people with purses.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Is she in front of you at this point?
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Yeah, she's standing right there, and I'm just like, the
dude should have said, here, give it to your husband. Yeah,
and then go, hey, dude, you got to put it
over there in the locker.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
It was unbelievable. And so then she goes, this is ridiculous,
and she went storming off. Don't know if she went
to go put it in the locker, don't know she
went and put it in her car. Don't know if
she went into the game or if she just went
home mad. But I was like, have you not been
to an event in the last twenty five years?
Speaker 3 (34:39):
I guess that's true. We went somewhere to the Irwine Center,
and they had a trailer out there that you went
and put yours. But I didn't have a purse. I
don't know why. Maybe to or a whatever her name.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Is, hat Box at Box May, I had a purse.
And that's what I'm saying. I don't know if you
haven't been anywhere in the last twenty five years, but
to start yelling discrimination discrimination is more like, Hey, you're black,
you can't come in here, not hey you have a purse,
you can't come in here.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
The best thing is if you wait outside. So I
used to live downtown and the Opyry's right down there,
and it was always, it seemed on a Friday night,
we'd be going to the bars right around the same
time the Opyry's going down. Every single time. After I
had a couple of drinks, you just go check a
bush right next to the opry, and I'd swear one
in five guys has a knife and they just throw
it in the bush to hope that they can come
back and get it. You'd had your pick of knives.
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Every night, there'd be five to ten knives sitting in
that bush.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
You never forget, why didn't you that, well, I guess
you're peeing on them, so I don't want those.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
But then I never even took any of them because
I was like, I'm not even a knife guy.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Well you could sell them. Yeah. The people are come
out of the bar and say, hey, is this years,
will give me five bucks.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
I wish the chicks did it with their purse more
than the guys did it with their knife. But people
just don't understand the shit you can take in and
out of a stadium. Can't take a gun, you can't
take a knife. You can't gotta take a hooker purse.
It's got to be c through. You can't take your vibrator,
you can't take a condom. There's all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
I will I'll never forget being outside the rhyme and
room and some guy trying to go in. He has
his knife on him, and the guy's like, you can't
bring that in. He's like, I guess I can throw
in the bushes. He goes, but this is my great
grandfather's knife, you know, like I okay, And he just
tosses it in the bushes. And I will never forget
after the concert, standing there and him not being able
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to find that damn knife.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
He's still drunk.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
He was drunk and he came out and he's like,
all the bushes look the same. They looked the same.
And he goes, that was my great grandfather's knife, and
he couldn't find the damn knife. I'm like, if it
was your great if it bort that much to you,
walk back to your car, walk back to the car.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
That refreshes my memory. One time with Bazers. She may
have been still at the bar. I actually took one
of the knives. Uh oh, and paranoia set in. Okay,
about thirty minutes into taking it, I was like, I mean,
what is this thing? Worse what I saw it? Forty
fifty bucks. I felt so bad that that dude was
going to come out there and his knife wasn't going
to be there, because I didn't know if the custodial staff,
if they throw them all away. Eye in the sky
(36:56):
I had did do people do it? They ended up
just taking him, put him in a lock and nobody
ever gets them. I didn't really know because it was
obviously these people are putting all their crap in the bush.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
I took the knife, I went and put it back.
I felt so bad. I wanted that cowboy to come
out and see his little butcher knife. You're a good guy, yeah,
I said, what do I need a knife for? I
don't ever ya.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Also, how would he ever track you down?
Speaker 2 (37:16):
That's paranoia for you, dude.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
In my head, I was like, that's not what I want.
Cowboy coming after me for his cobra knife.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Hey, you got the knife now, exactly got the upper hand.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Ah, I got your knife. Man, get back this army knife.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
We're gonna take a break and we're gonna come back
because there's one thing I see it going on right now,
and I just want to know why we do this
right after this?
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Right?
Speaker 1 (37:45):
I don't care who you're voting for.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Clear purses.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
No, No, I don't care who you're voting for. But
why do we stand on street corners? The other day,
I'm driving and it has a guy standing there with
a sign.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Oh, I thought you rode your bike to work.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
This is not to work. It was just driving and
it says Vietnam VET for Trump. And then you know,
you go a couple of blocks and there's a lady saying,
I'm a nurse, vote for Kamala Harris. And I'm like,
do you really think you standing on that street holding
up a sign and saying, oh, you're a nurse. Oh well,
if this nurse is voting for her, I should vote
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for her. Or Oh, because a Vietnam vet supports Trump,
I should vote for Trump. Do they really think holding
these signs changes people's minds?
Speaker 2 (38:31):
What's the restaurant with h in their name? Hooters, Hooters
for Harrie's, Hooters for Harris and Taco Bell for Trump. No,
it doesn't sway anybody. But guess what they gave their opinion?
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Damn it is that why people do it?
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Well, the guy that's holding the sign for Vietnam, he's
probably looking for money. We're being honest.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Well, I mean it's no different than them paying millions
of dollars for all these TV ads. I mean you
just switched the channel.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
I mean, no one pays attention to them.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Hi there, I'm.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
If you haven't made your mind up, then nothing's gonna
change it.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Correct Now, Hi there, I'm Ross Perro Green candidate, and
I approved this message. We get that you approved the message.
It's all supporting you. We don't need that little thing.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
At the very end of the month, I think they
have to say that, so they can spend other people's money.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Yeah, well fuck legal man. That's what I say here
when they try to sign me to some deal. No,
I don't know. I don't.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
You just say give it to me. I don't care
to say that. All right, right? Cool? Cool that.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
I did.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
I mean, I find these people that they're standing out
there for hours, and I'm like, guys, you are doing
nothing to help.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
It makes them feel good whatever I mean.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
So it's the picket or mentality I mean something.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
I mean, there's no one I like enough that I'm
going to stand outside with a sign and go here.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
It's sort of like on a le day if you
go to vote and they can't be within two hundred
feet of the building, So they're at two hundred and
five feet and they're holding up the sign. Like, guys,
if I'm walking in here to vote, seeing you with
your sign is not gonna be like damn, you know
what that got me? I'm flipping to this person.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
See, I'm trying to think at my wife's old job,
because the musician's union is always doing union stuff. I
couldn't remember. Maybe they had asked her to do signs,
or some people would do signs, but sometimes they do
fight for stuff, like you know the stuff on Broadway.
There's now if you're a musician, is that you can
park or you can't. Taxi cabs really aren't allowed to
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park there because the musicians need to be able to
come in and unload their shit. So that is when
picketing worked, the picketing of vote for this person. I
don't know if that happens, but there are policies when
sometimes it seems like it does work. Well, I hang
up and listen.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Well, that's totally different. I was in a union.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Oh here we go, tell us what you picketed?
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Well, tennis for today?
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Oh? No, more money. I mean that's why unions are benefits.
And you go on strike, free the nipples, and you'd
stand around. And the reason you stand around is because
the other trades would not cross the picket line, right,
So like the carpenters were on strike and you're out
there picketing the electricians, the plumbers, if their union, they
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won't cross the picket line are they supposed to?
Speaker 2 (41:29):
So the picket line is a wall. It doesn't let
them come into well.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
I mean, the picket line is just people walking around
with signs, and I mean It's not like you're gonna
block somebody that in the old days they did. Yeah, Now,
I mean you just call them scab and but usually
that's yea. Usually you knew the other tradesmen, they're not
going to because they support you so well.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Did you win anything because of picketing?
Speaker 3 (41:56):
Yeah, you got more money and then you go back
to work.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Yeah that's not bad. How long you had to pick
it before they give it it?
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Just it depends on what you're asking. I mean, I mean,
we weren't on strike long.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
So we would just be like sore losers want more
money and fucking pick it outside out.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
I doe it'll work for you two people probably Arnold.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Oh yeah, hey, the bosses be like, you guys have
a podcast, what do you pick buck?
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Come in, get the fuck out of our way.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Like we didn't even know you guys had a podcast. Dude,
what are you pickting for? Like it is so embarrassing,
Like you're on you're on the the Nashville podcast Network.
Don't even know what that is.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Don't throw us a dollar. That's not exactly gonna move
the needle.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Oh I thought you guys were the homeless guys that
they kept complaining about out front. Okay, thanks a lot.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
We did have a homeless guy living under our building,
but they finally kicked him out. Ran into him the
other day when you're going.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Down the back alley. He lived right there the audience.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
He had some sign that said like, didn't his sign
say stuff? Yeah, it might have been a vet type thing.
But they finally just said, all right, you can't picket
or have a you can't have signs underneath our building.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
He can't have a camp under there. He would camp
under there and be like, I'm not botheringbody, just sleeping,
and he would put his cardboard up and block the
like so you couldn't see him.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
And he oh, so he wasn't picketing, that was just
part of his walls.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Oh, And I'd see him when I ride my bike
and he'd be sleeping there.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
And they kicked him out. What was he hurting yet?
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Well, I don't own the building, so I don't know.
But as a building owner, I'm not sure that you
want a homeless man sleeping at your building.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
And then the building management got onto me too. I
was throwing boxes in the trash dump.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
Well I could see that I had a big old.
That's hey, that's a big taboo.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
I had a fuckingfrigerator box. I threw it in there.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
Well did you break it down or did you throw
it all?
Speaker 2 (43:40):
I told Arnold to break it down, and it was
still intactoferator.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
I think if you had broken it down, you'd been
all right.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
They took it and threw it up.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
See, if you had kids a refrigerator box, you'd make
a jail out of.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
That's a fort right there.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Let me tell you this dude, he built a jail
at their house out of a cardboard box. I'm telling
you what. The kids talk about it. Two years later,
they still talk about it. Like when he came, they said,
did you bring your jail with you on the airplane.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
When we are going to jail? Why are they getting
used to jail?
Speaker 3 (44:10):
I had handcuffs.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
That was for him in half box.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
But he's the way about islet the green cut.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Out Of all the things you could have built, you
built a jail.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Hey, I want him to get used to it.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
You're right, I mean it's funny. Now My question is,
what are your plans for the weekend? Like they're gonna
make pigs in a blanket and are.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
You cooking stuff?
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Well, I mean I don't know it's sexist, but I
was just assumed. The woman's always like my dad couldn't
cook shit.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
Well, I get stuff out of my handbag, and yes.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
You're a clear handbag. So pigs in a blanket.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
And they're gonna make milkshakes, snow cones.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
Hey, the milkshakes you can just go grab at McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
Come, no, you make them. There's not like homemade milkshake.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
You're right, you're right.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
Snow cones we're gonna make.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
How do you do that with a snow cone machine?
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Okay, we got that one. We have one at our
house so we we don't get to see him very often.
So we sent their very own snowcom machine.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
That's awesome weatherwise. I think it's supposed to be pretty good.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
It's gonna be nice, real cheese. I'm gonna make them
help me make dinner. I'm gonna make meals that they
actually help. And they've already asked if they could make cookies.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Well, and here's the deal. You got the backyard, right, yep.
That helps. They can dick around a lot back there
without the if it's in city block, well, your other
house did have a good backyard. That's one I asked.
So backyards help when it comes to kids, is what
I've learned.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
And that's the most important thing, because they want to play.
For some reason, we have moved our soccer game to
the front yard, which I don't really have a front
yard right, but I don't understand why because it's right
next to the street, and the ball goes in the
street every other kick. And I'm like, guys, we have
a backyard, why don't we go in the backyard? But
that's there and Toolboxes playing soccer the other night.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Yeah, did you play soccer growing up? No? See, I
would rather play baseball and football with the kids. I
get a kid that wants to play soccer.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
Well, that's even harder to play baseball in the front yard.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Backyard, though it's great with with football. Can't go too far.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
They're a little young.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
They're still learning how to hit the ball.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
I mean you can kick the ball when you're two
or one so.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
And I mean Toolbox tries to do a move and
his knee gave out and down goes Toolbox. I was like,
oh my god.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
I officially felt old Christian McCaffrey never happened in my life.
And I'm like, oh my god, I hope I'm not
going to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
But I was all right, don't try to get cute
when you're playing with the kids.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
No, I wasn't. It wasn't anything. It just it was
there one minute and.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Gone in the nets.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
But you're good. Yeah, okay, Well, this is a knee
when I sit a long time. When I first get up,
it hurts, not good. But after you walk a couple
of steps, it's fine. There is you know, it's just
when I sit down a lot. But this time it
for some reason. I was on the ground.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
When you did your Let me ask you this real quick,
your home construction. Did you did you do stuff where
you were on the roof a little bit?
Speaker 3 (47:05):
Yeah, dude, I.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Have stuff in my gutters. I gotta get I can't
get on the roof. I'm terrified of it.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
We'll just put the ladder up against it and stay
on the ladder.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
You mind coming over.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
That's what your father in law, he'll do it. I
don't want him up there.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
He goes down, big tree falls hard. But if well,
that's why you got a call him.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Wait, wait, what about him your bottom lock and button
being funny.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
But now I see why companies come in and make
a killing off of that. You don't want to get
on your own damn roof. All it takes is one
fall in.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
That's what a generation good. Where do we go wrong?
Speaker 2 (47:45):
My god man can't even get on his own roof.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
I mean, how steep is it?
Speaker 2 (47:51):
We'll go under the house. I'm just not going above it.
Below is the shy.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
How steep is your roof?
Speaker 2 (47:56):
I mean it seems pretty damn steep when I justin
comes over, my friend justin a bunch of my whiffle
balls and the eavestrough in the gutter. I thought it
was funny at the time. He glogged the damn thing.
And now every time it rains it floods off the
very front, all because of the little golf whiffle balls.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
Yeah, I get up and move them. Get them.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
You can't. It's a roof. I fall. That's legs back.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
Every I have shingled roofs. It's fine.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
You'll be good unless it's you grew up doing that.
Speaker 3 (48:28):
Okay, Yeah, my grandsons have been on my roof, these
same ones.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
That's what we're worried about this weekend?
Speaker 3 (48:36):
Is house. No, the ones that live in Austin. We
used to watch him and they'd want to get up
on the roof with me. We were fine.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Are you ready for some locks?
Speaker 3 (48:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (48:47):
I mean we're headed to Vegas. It's not to make
some money. And listen, guys, I don't understand it. You're
gonna tell me that the Los Angeles Chargers are two
and a half point favorite dogs at Pittsburgh. Look Pittsburgh.
I think he scored one touchdown all season.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
Who's their quarterback?
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Justin Fields? And you're gonna tell me you're gonna who
Do you want Hardball Herbert or do you want Tom Herbert's.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
Not having a great I mean.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Because they don't throw the ball, and that's what they're
gonna do this weekend.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Don't worry Dobbins, is mister MVP or something.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
You're gonna give me two and a half points with
the Chargers. I'll take that all day. Give me the
Chargers in Pittsburgh plus two and a half take it
to the bank.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
I going go for it. Well, I got my list there.
Those are light, but my actual lock. I'm just gonna
double down on that. Titans game. Titans are not gonna
go zero to three in the city of Nashville, with
the beautiful stadium behind them, and it's the promise of
a bright future. There's no way they fall to the
Malik Willis guy. If Love's playing, that's bout. I don't
even know that because I haven't researched it enough. The
(49:52):
Titans win, they have a hell of a defense. Box
over there says that he's not gonna put it's Malik Willis. Guys,
we've seen him. He's terrible.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
They won, they did, but I don't know how.
Speaker 2 (50:03):
Look at the stats. How the hell did they win?
Did Aman Green from the pass come and play for him?
Give me the Titans and all lock it up? Minus three?
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Look, man, I'm not about giving away points, but I'm
about to take two seven point favorites. First lay them.
We're going back to college. The Tennessee Volunteers are for real.
I haven't even watched Oklahoma, but I look at the
box scoring. They're barely beaten Twu Lane. They're barely beating Tulsa.
They're barely beating the little sisters of the poor. And
you're gonna tell me they're gonna hang with the vaunted
(50:37):
Tennessee offense, and Tennessee has been playing some defense. Oh
my gosh, don't tell me they got defense and offense
down there in Knoxville. Give me the Tennessee Volunteers minus seven.
Take it to the bank. Yeah, I said, no, they're
at Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
I said I wanted a nico Ima Maliava autograph. Jersey
Baser didn't get it for me for my birthday. It's
probably double the price. Now, that had nothing to do
with anything, but over to you guys.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
And then, man, I don't know the Denver Broncos. They
suck bow knicks. They can't move the ball. I know
Sean Payton's trying to bring bow knicks along. Slowly teach
him the offense. Don't want to shatter his confidence. Well,
that ain't gonna work when you're playing bake because guess
what Baker likes to do. He likes to bake. Oh
(51:25):
I was gonna go bake, but yeah, cook. And he
likes to give it to Godwin. He likes to give
it to Evans and they are gonna score points. And
you ain't gonna baby bo Nicks because you ain't gonna
be able to catch up. Give me. The Tampa Bay
Bucks minus seven at home against the Broncos. Take it
to the bank.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
And you know, I just thought of what what happened
to Leonard Fournette.
Speaker 3 (51:47):
Five years ago? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (51:49):
Is he with Levey on Bell?
Speaker 3 (51:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (51:52):
War's levee on Bell?
Speaker 1 (51:54):
They're at home? Man, three hunts back.
Speaker 3 (51:58):
I've always said, where's Gail's.
Speaker 2 (52:02):
Words? What's his vase? The guy that hit his kid
with a switch.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
He's bankrupt, man, he's bankrupt. He knows a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
We used these guys fantasy and then they just disappear.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
And that's sad. How we just use him for fantasy
and then we don't even care about him after thewards.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
Christian McCaffrey will be fine. He's got Olivia Munn and
all that. But is he coming back?
Speaker 1 (52:25):
I think he has Elizabeth Kopolo, not Olivia Munn.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
Same difference.
Speaker 3 (52:30):
I haven't know either one.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
Both tits on a stick.
Speaker 1 (52:33):
Both hot as hell. And I will say this that
my eliminator picked this weekend. I'm going with the Cincinnati Bengals.
I was gonna go with the Bucks. Here here were
my options, the Bucks over the Broncos, the Browns over
the Giants, or the Bengals over the Commanders. I'm not
the Raiders over the Carolina Panthers. I don't know what
(52:55):
the Red Rocket is going to be. He can't be
any worse than Bryce Young, and I'm not taking a
chance of them catching lightning in a bottle with Andy
Dalton and winning. So I am going to go with
the Denver Bronx, not the Denver Broncos, with the Cincinnati
Bengals over the Washington Commanders. That will be my eliminator
this week.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
Do you do eliminators?
Speaker 3 (53:11):
Tool Yeah, you got copy my pick. No, I take
whoever plays Carolina the Raiders. That's it.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
Hey, there's your blueprint, copy batter's box for Fantasy and
copy toolbox for Survivor or suicide pool whatever they call
them nowadays.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
I call them eliminator.
Speaker 3 (53:30):
Sorry, sorry, guess Yeah, suicide is sort.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
Of a yeah, it's insensitive.
Speaker 1 (53:35):
Yeah, yeah, all right, everybody, have a great weekend, Toolbox.
Thank you for coming on two pods this weekend. Appreciate it,
missus doubt fire, thank you.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
Check in the mail.
Speaker 2 (53:45):
Yeah you'll get some mail box money here.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
I'll just save.
Speaker 2 (53:51):
Uh yeah, well ten even by a box of smokes.
In today's society.
Speaker 1 (53:55):
That's a great question.
Speaker 3 (53:56):
Yes, yes, well you.
Speaker 2 (53:58):
Just wait over the weekend and that will he turned
into ten thousand of those.
Speaker 3 (54:02):
Well, I'm gonna go find that gas station.
Speaker 1 (54:05):
He back in the hour, and yeah, but before we go, ray,
we're gonna do a little sad note. We lost a
legend this week. Mister Henry Trotter, one of the greatest
assistant coaches to ever walk this planet. He was my
dad's assistant coach in soccer for many, many years. Good friend,
(54:27):
his laugh was infectious, and every time the ball would
go out of bounce, he'd tell the ref that's our ball,
that's our ball, that's our ball, and the reft would
point the other direction and Henry would do his laugh
and go, you saw something different, You saw something different.
May you rest in peace. Henry, We love you, And
to the Trotter family, we love you.
Speaker 3 (54:45):
Yeah, I'll tell you a story. Batter's box was seventeen eighteen,
all full of vim vigor. Thought he was mister athlete.
What if everybody that's a batter's box, Henry's it is
probably fifty smoking cigarette. We're out in front yard batter's
(55:05):
box challenging to a race.
Speaker 1 (55:07):
Said I can beat you in the hundred meter dash.
Speaker 3 (55:10):
Henry goes, yeah, sure. They start off, Henry beats him
with a cigarette in his mouth by fifty yards. That's
a very true story.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
I mean cigarette dangling from his mouth and smoked him
by fifty yards. I mean, huh, hilarious family friend, right, yeah,
so yeah, rest in peace, Henry. Uh yeah, you guys
have a good weekend, going to Vegas and we're gonna
win some money.
Speaker 3 (55:38):
Bye bye
Hosts And Creators
Lunchbox
Raymundo
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