Lunchbox's $3,485 Mistake

In this episode Lunchbox talks about how he lost out on $3,485 and how the wife was worried about him. Plus Lunchbox is worried the Bears took the wrong QB with the number one pick after Jayden Daniels cooked the Bengals on Monday Night Football. Also Lunchbox took a chance by taking his kids to meet some of the Nashville Soccer Club players but did it turn out as awesome as he hoped? 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Mike's are on.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh good, Toolbox has made it home, okay. I talked
to him last night. He said he's got snot coming
out of every orifice. The kids brought some germs home,
and he said, I held off as long as I could,
but now I'm all snotty. So apologies to the Toolbox
and the kids say they're sorry.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Another round of applause for you in the entire team
coming back with your voice? Man, how is that possible
from Vegas?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Can I tell you something for the like? Usually at
night when I'm in Vegas, when I sleep is when
it's worse like. I don't know if they put humidity
in the rooms now or what. Yeah, but I didn't
wake up in the middle of the night with my
throat just dry as I'll get out, and I don't
know why that was, so I think they must have
put some humidity into the rooms.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Well, I'm glad me and Eddie got to experience you
not having any voice at the Soilers convention. That was
a blast, man, When you couldn't even talk and you
were a mannequin giving a sign language for four days.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I couldn't help it. I'm sorry, my hanging banky was
inflamed at that point, but I was shocked how well
my voice handled the Vegas air this time. I don't
know what it was, but I'm telling you. The hotel
room is usually where at night I wake up and
I'm like, I have to get drink of water at
least five times a night because it's so dry. Never happened,
and I don't understand. I loved it, but I did.

(01:29):
Here I will tell you this. I ran into another
a dad. I know, do we have anything in common? Ah,
we have kids. That's about it, okay. And I run
into him and he was like, I'm like, dude, what
happened to your voice?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
He's like, I was in Vegas this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
I said, what he goes, dude? Because he went to
the University of Colorado.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Not important to the story.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
It is buffs, Actually it is. He said. I went
to the Colorado game and they beat Baylor. He said,
So we jumped on a private jet and went to Vegas.
So I didn't sleep for thirty six hours.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
What the PJ.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah. So I don't know if he went with him
and his like boys or if boys and girl like,
if he went with wives and his buddies, or if
it was just his buddies. He goes, and I said,
where'd you lose your voice? Goes, Oh, it had to
be at the club. It had to be at the club.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
He went Colorado game, craziest ending of all time, PJ
to Vegas, to the club. No sleep for thirty six
no sleep.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
For thirty six hours, like when he flew to Colorado.
I guess he flew in on you know, Saturday, got there,
went to the game straight after the game, flew to Vegas,
stayed up all night and went to the club, gambled, drank,
and dude, I saw him yesterday and he still looked like.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Shit, Dude, I'm not even envious of that.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
He looked disheveled. He looked like he hadn't slept, And
I'm like, dude, it's Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Goes. Yeah, I was still still trying to recover.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
It still hurts. You got to ask yourself, is that
thirty six hours worth sacrificing Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, five
days for thirty six hours. You got to ask yourself that.
And you've got to ask the man at the Pearly Gates.
Did I live my time on Earth in a responsible way,

(03:32):
how I wanted to be at my best A hundo
p in the key moments. Did your son sit down
on a Tuesday night and say, Dad, I need some
advice about sex. And he's got no voice and no
thrust to really give him the speech of his lifetime,
all because he sacrificed it for that thirty six hours

(03:53):
in Vegas. He he's the one that asked to answer
that was it worth it?

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Dad, can you help me with my math homework? If
I don't pass this, I'm I can't go on to
the second grade.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, son, I can't. I got no voice.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Why, Dad?

Speaker 3 (04:07):
I looked at the club in Vegas?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Dad, what's Vegas?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Oh sudden? You'll find out one day.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I mean, it has to be the conversation, but I
think it'd be worth it. Thirty six hours memorable time
with your boys. It's a memory you will remember for
the rest of your life. You won't remember the math
homework with your son on a random Monday night.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I challenge you that and raise you this. He could
have done the Colorado game come home still, had his voice,
had those moments with the kids, able to fully function
at work and not just be a lump on a
log because he was knocking around all over the Mountain
West conference. So yeah, the jet to Vegas is what
overdid it? He could have just done the game, So

(04:49):
I think that's what he's gonna regret. We all have
our regrets over the week. You know, I, you know,
I shouldn't have sucked off those two beers in the
garage before he went to the neighbor's house. Or oh,
you know what, I shouldn't have spun that time at
the Triple X Diamond casino.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Oh I shouldn't have put my dumb money down on
that roulette table. Oh I shouldn't have put my money
down on that blackjack table. Oh I shouldn't have put
my money down on that crap stable. That's what I
have regret all weekend. But him and what my thing is.
I looked at him, I'm like, help the did this
guy get a private jet?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Friends? A lot of what you're gonna realize you gotta
find people to fill the jet. So there's one person
that's got the money. Other than that, it's hanger honors.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
No, I understand it's hanger honors, But what kind of
people is he hanging out with that. They just get
a private jet from Boulder, Colorado to Las Vegas, Nevada.
How much money is that?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
I'll say, Man, Billy is loaded, Porsche, million dollar house
in Austin, loaded, comes, he tries to pay for everything.
That's when you realize you're my friend. Because I'm your friend,
I don't care about your money. And he realized we
don't care about his money. So then our friendship is
back at its core. So Billy's filthy rich. I don't
know if he's ever been on our PJ. So that

(05:57):
just tells you.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
What level of filthy rich people have to be. I
just was sitting there going huh. So I wanted to
ask him, but I didn't. I didn't know if it
was inappropriate to say, so, did you pay for the
private jet or did one of your friends pay for
the private jet? How do you ask that question?

Speaker 1 (06:14):
I mean, I'd say a more appropriate question is, I mean,
how much is your water bill? Every month?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
You know? I mean I know he did just move
into a new house.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
That's a proper question. Hey, just checking abround with the neighbors.
How much you pay for a like?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, I mean, what's your electric bill? At per month. Dude, Okay, cool?

Speaker 1 (06:30):
All right?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
So and then that and then how much is a
private jet? Permunt just slide it in there.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
I brought that up because we went to the neighbor's
house and Bazer gotten that to that exact discussion. One
of the neighbors pays five hundred. We are, i mean
shocked and double checking our budgeting if it's over one hundred,
five hundred dollars for water. Bro's got a pool there
you go. Then the other neighbor, though similar size house,

(06:56):
they're paying in the hundreds. And so we're like, did
we just get the most energy of fish house in
the entire world.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Or you have less people living in that house so
you don't use as much water?

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Oh, you're saying just the cat drinking out of its
fountain really is and making it matter.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
When you got to run a bath for three kids
because they don't bathe together and they won't take a shower,
your bill goes up a little bit, which is a
little bit annoying and frustrating, but it's part of having
cleanly kids.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Let's start the show and we ain't drinking water at
the crib. Okay, I'll call only man if it ain't
got hurt or ever clearing it, it ain't going down
the old gullet.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh boy, man.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
This is gonna be a good one.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Oh you better be wait is gonna be good.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
You can always tell when it is. You know, you
turn on the Titans game. First pass of the game,
thirty eight yards packers not gonna be a good one. Yeah, Billy,
that thousand I told you to bet on the Titans
is probably not great because I've never seen Malik Willis
do that.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Hey, hey, Billy, Yeah, we're playing Malik Willis. He was
on our team. Dude, he never threw more than three
passes in a game. When he did, he threw it
to the other There is no chance to pack Oh
my god, they got Joe Montana. No, that's still Malik Willis.
They just actually know how to use them. Okay, cool.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
It was great play calls a lot of RPO.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Wide open receivers, hitting them in the freaking numbers. I mean,
he played so well well on.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Our d backs. I'm curious d bags or did I
say d backs A woozy got hurt. I'm curious when
he left the game because it looked like all game.
I mean Snead had to cover from one side of
the forty acres to the other. He covered half the Cumberland.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Did he cover anybody because they sure didn't score pretty easily.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Well. No, A Woozy sucked so bad that he came
out on Monday and said he's injured.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, but Sneid, I mean, I'm telling you that guy
you paid him a lot of money, and woo maybe
ain't so good.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
You can't stop anybody. You're rowing three?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah, man, what are we doing?

Speaker 2 (08:47):
We're starting the show?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Oh you want to do the intro twice?

Speaker 2 (08:50):
We didn't do it already.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Let's do it live. Arnold is out again today. Him
and Abby are on the rocks. Oh so, he told
me because of what Appams likes. Yep. Similar Abby went
with another man of the Packers. Titans game also went
with another man of Morgan Walling in Knoxville. Arnold's pissed
told me he's not coming into work until Abby, uh

(09:15):
apologize the end they have a good talk or a nude.
I don't know what he was talking about with that. Yeah,
all right, we're gonna do a lot. Wait, oh the
one dude three so losers what up, everybody.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I gave you the sports facts, my sports opinions because
I'm pretty much a sports.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Genius, y'all. It sits in from the north Alpha male.
I live on the north side of Nashville. I've met
a Broadway girl, took her there. We live in the country.
Two point two acres, beautiful home, beautiful house. A lot
of the people around us, the ranchers, the farmers, hunter acres,
pumpkin farmers, squash as well. If you're gonna see something
at crog regb or Walmart, it's pumpkin shape. It probably
came very close to where I live. Ohver, do you coach?

(09:57):
That's all on the farm report?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah. Man. So the rough weekend, I thought, Monday is
my day that things are going to turn around. Something
has to give. You cannot remain ice freaking cold. Everything
you touch turns to shit. It can't continue. And I
was so excited when I saw the Cleveland Browns lose

(10:22):
to the New York Football Giants on Sunday. Because I'm
in an eliminator. The pot is three thousand, four hundred
and eighty five dollars Twenty two people had the Browns Boom.
They gone, oh, then you flip it over and what
do you know? The Tampa Bay Bucks are at home

(10:45):
playing the windless, hapless Edinver Broncos. Twenty one people picked
the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Boom, they lose. That's forty three
people well eliminated.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Please repeat the pot that we're shooting for for those
of us that are thirty nine.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Three thousand, four hundred and eighty five dollars, and we
just had forty three people eliminated on just those two games.
So I'm sitting there and I'm like, all I need
is the Bengals to win on Monday Night. They are

(11:27):
a seven and a half point favorite, They're at home,
they're zero to two. T Higgins is coming back. Their
season is on the line. They have to win to
have any hope to salvage their season. Give me the Bengals.
That's my eliminator pick. I was ice cold all weekend.
I was ice cold. Everything I touched sucked. But this

(11:51):
was gonna be the one redeeming moment in my life.
I was gonna be one of twenty people remaining going
for three thousand, four hundred and eighty five dollars. I'm
feeling so good. I get home Monday night. Here we go,
are you redfos and football? It's Monday night? And the

(12:16):
Bengals march down the field. Joe Burrow to Jamar Chase
touch down.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Touch down, Bengals seven to nothing. I'm like, oh boy,
here we go. It's about to be a route. I'm
about to advance. I'm already looking at Week four. What
game am I gonna pick? Am I gonna pick the
Niners over the Patriots? Am I gonna pick the Jets
over the Broncos. I'm lining up my pick. Then I

(12:46):
start helping get the kids ready for bed.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Good dad, and I.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Come back into the room and it's fourteen to seven Washington.
I'm Mike, excuse me, y, all right, that's all right.
Here we go, Here we go. We're about we're gonna
get that ball. We're gonna score No. Twenty one to seven. Washington.
Oh god, oh god.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
The old where you take the trash out, I mean,
worst case scenario, it's tied, right, you come back, you're
down seven? What What did Michigan stay possibly doing in
twenty minute?

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
How did that happen? Like? What did I miss, Like, Okay,
all right, cool s I Joe Burrow's gonna start cooking.
We go to the half, twenty one ten, all right,
second half, we're gonna come out. We're gonna I mean,
we're gonna change up our deepens and we're not gonna
make Jaydon Daniels look like freaking the next coming of Jesus,
you know what I mean. He's not gonna be Joe
Montana or Tom Brady or Peyton Manning. We're gonna shut

(13:37):
his ass down. And Dan Quinn in his backward ass hat,
and Cliff Kingsbury who got fired from Texas Tech got
fired from the freaking Cardinals. There's no chance, no chance.
I don't even know if he got fired from the
Text Tech.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
He may just left low key flex on, knowing all
the head coaches and water girls.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
So I'm like, all right, here we go. And it
just never, they never, they could not stop Jayden Daniels
in the Washington offense. They get it to within eight
or without and then they kick a field goal that's
within five. I'm like, here we go, here we go.
We got him second and twenty one with like two
minutes and you know, three minutes and change to go.

(14:16):
Oh they get a little run third and nine. Okay,
that's all right, all right, here we go, Here we go.
We got it, we got it. They get two yards
fourth and seven or something like that. Oh, they're gonna
go for it. They're gonna go for it. Here we go,
all out blitz and he drops the most beautiful touchdown
pass from the thirty five yard line, Terry scary, Terry

(14:37):
McLaren over his shoulder, drops it in the bucket, and
I yell fuck, and my wife texts me, here are you? Okay?

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Did somebody break in?

Speaker 2 (14:53):
I said, I had a chance to be one of
twenty people for three four and eighty five and the
Cincinnati Bengals got their ass kicked up and down the
field by a rookie quarterback. And now I'm out. Now
there's twelve people remaining for the three thousand, four hundred

(15:16):
and eighty five dollars, and your boy is not one
of them. So when I say I am ice cold,
I remained ice cold, the kiss of death. Everything I
needed to happen this weekend, none of it happened. And
I thought, being out of Vegas, things will change. Momentum
change it will turn around, and God leaded it not

(15:38):
turn around, and I am out of the eliminator I
avoid in this one. I took the Seahawks week one,
avoided the Bengals trap this week. I was like, there
is no way the Bengals can be almost eight point
favorites for a second time this season and lose shows
how smart I am.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
And that's what you've done it. You've based it off
the betting lines, which might be your problem. You have
didn't ask me the advice on this one. I would
have helped, but I will say up packers for sure.
I don't know. I can't say it passed, but I
will tell you this, the F word when you yelled
husbands out there, this is for boyfriend's fiances. It's it's

(16:20):
mainly the men, guys. When you're losing those bets, the
three leg the six leg er, I don't give a
shit what it is when you're starting to lose them
and you want to yell in your family house, kids
are sleeping, wives are getting jump scares that they shouldn't have.
Just tone it down, remember and think of them. I've
I've now done it. Where you know you punch a pillow,
maybe you hit yourself in the leg. I did it

(16:42):
one time so hard. I gave myself a raspberry. Okay,
But but you don't want to bring the kids and
the wives. They get those jump scares at ten pm
on a Monday night because you're trying to win it back.
You don't yelp okay, just what Lunch did, don't do it.
Don't subject them. Hey up and listen, thanks Ray, We

(17:03):
needed that.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Then I just sat there and stared at the TV
and was just like I was gonna be one of twenty.
There was like eighty people that started in this thing,
and I was gonna be down to one of twenty.
And Joe Burrow and Jamar Chase and T Higgins and
Mike Giseki they couldn't beat the Washington Commanders. I was

(17:26):
gut punched. I was pissed, and I was like, I
gotta go to bed. And as I was walking up
the stairs.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Freaky, what is that dog toy doing?

Speaker 2 (17:38):
But it was actually before I walked up the stairs.
It was as I was watching the game I realized
something else and it put me even in a worst mood.
When the freaking bingals lost reality hit me. I'll tell
you what it was.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Right after this, Ray, I realized my life sucks.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
I did realize that, Ray, and I realized that Jayden
Daniels is a better quarterback than Caleb Williams.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Oh no, it's getting worse.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
I was sitting there watching this and going, this, dude's
a rookie, just like Caleb Williams was or is. And
I haven't seen Caleb Williams throw the ball like this.
I haven't seen Caleb Williams escape pressure get the first down.
I haven't seen or Caleb Williams dropping bucket balls to
freaking Terry McLaren when the dB is draped over his

(18:30):
back for a touchdown. It was the most beautiful throw
I've seen all season that he threw. Even though he
eliminated me from the eliminator, it also made me realize,
Oh my god, did the Bears select the wrong quarterback
at number one overall? Did we miss on the freak
of all freaks and Daniels out of LSU, the Heisman

(18:52):
Trophy winner. Did we settle for Caleb Williams because everybody
just talked about how Caleb Williams is once in a generation.
Did we have our blinders on and not see the
amazing specimen specimen that Daniels is because good god, he
was so impressive. Dude, he was like eighteen of nineteen
on the night.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Well, it surprised you, It's surprised NFL execs. It also
surprised Vegas because Caleb Williams was the overwhelming famous to
be rookie of the year. Dude, it's definitely it's probably
Daniel's number one. Number two's Malik Neighbors. Number three is
Caleb or number three might be Brock Bowers in Raiderville,
and number four is Caleb Williams.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah, that's what I mean. It is unbelievable how good
he looked, how composed he looked. He wasn't flustered. I
mean all out blitz. He stood in the pocket and
I mean he got walloped and he threw that ball
thirty forty yards in the air, right over the shoulder,
perfect pass, touchdown. And I was like, can Caleb Williams

(19:55):
do that? Did you see Daniels throwing any interceptions? No
interception for him, not one interception the entire year. Guess
how many turnovers he's had the entire years. Guess how
many fumbles.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Negative four zero zero turnovers? The entire year.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
He's played three games as an NFL quarterback and he
has zero turnovers. Caleb Williams, I mean, I don't know
if he can get out of his own way.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Okay, Scott Van Pel, I totally lost my train of
thought because you're never in the sentence. What was I
gonna damn say? Caleb Williams, Rookie of the Year. Oh,
do you ever appreciate the bet?

Speaker 4 (20:32):
So?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
I mean, I get there's the winning and losing. And
I even heard you say off record and no MIC's
were around you. I heard you say you just try
to break even in Vegas because then you say it's
free entertainment, you know, I mean you get a reach
around from the wife at dinner. It's free entertainment. As
far as I'm concerned, that is true. So in Vegas
you break even, I get it, you get their drinks

(20:52):
are free. It ends up being a great time. I
agree with you, break even. That's perfect for Vegas.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
That's a fantastic weekend.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
So do you appreciate money night? You caring about a
pointless Cincinnati Commander's Redskins game? Uh, the aforementioned before the later?
Do you appreciate that that made that game that that
a lot of that's in this sentence, but that game

(21:19):
that important in that moment that night.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
That eliminator made everything so much more interesting.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
But I don't sound you don't sound appreciative.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
No, No, I am appreciative because I had that chance.
I was in the ballpark of three eighty five dollars.
I had a chance like I had a And that
game brought all the emotions and the reason we joined
those eliminators, because you have so much hope and like excitement,

(21:56):
because I sit there and counted how many people had
teams that lost and losing over forty five people out
of the pool that week, and I just needed the Bengals.
And and this is the Bengals team that I watched
almost beat the Kansas City Chiefs. Kansas City Chiefs had
to kick a field goal with Bury the middle of
time remaining to win the damn game. They played them,

(22:18):
you know, toe to toe, nail to nail, head to head,
balls to balls, sprunt to burn, and they couldn't even
handle the Washington Commanders. They could handle Patrick Mahomes. They
knew how to shut down Patrick Mahomes, but they didn't
know how to shut down a rookie and Jayden Daniels
my god. So I and I appreciated the beauty of

(22:40):
what the Washington commanders were doing and getting Scary Terry involved,
and the way they were able to move the ball
and how they looked flawless. They didn't look flustered. And
then I the emotion of losing. It's a it's a
terrible feeling, but at least it's a feeling. At least
it gives you something instead of just being like nonchalant

(23:02):
and not caring, and everybody's like, would you rather have
just not cared, not had any No, I'd have rather
been in the eliminator and had my team eliminated than
not participated at all.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
And here's a question, I asked, how did we originally
even watch football? If there was no fantasy because they
just got invented while we were kids, so there was
no fantasy and no betting. How did we ever start
out interested? It was probably we had a home team
and we rooted for them. But then I remembered at
the lumber mill my dad had a weekly pick them.
So Ever since day one, I've been gambling on the games. Boys.

(23:35):
I have never not had a dollar on a game,
So I don't know how you guys raw dog it.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
So I don't know what was more depressing though, the
losing out on the chance at three four and eighty
five dollars or the fact that Jayden Daniels is light
years ahead of Caleb Williams.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
And my marriage is falling apart.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Ray. I don't know which one is more depressing. That
I thought, oh my gosh, and maybe Caleb Williams is
going to turn out to be amazing, but right now
he doesn't look amazing. Jaden Daniels looks amazing. Right now.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
You've had people injured, right, Keenan Walker.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Keenan Allen, Yeah, okay, what the hell?

Speaker 1 (24:12):
So what you also had a Dunezay? Did he have issues?
He been good to go, Dunsay.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
He finally had a good game this past weekend. But
that's what I'm saying. Caleb Williams threw for three hundred yards,
but he had to throw it fifty two times and
he threw two interceptions. I need Jaden Daniels doesn't throw interceptions.
He's eighteen and nineteen. Just ba ba ba ba ba
ba so beautiful. So the future right now is very

(24:38):
depressing for me. I have no eliminator this weekend.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
I dude, it's week four. You can't buy back in
because the whole beauty of a suicide so it's overpool, okay,
is that you go for fifteen weeks and then I lose. Dude,
you're going for one in two weeks and buying back
in and losing.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
No, no, I didn't get to buy this in to buy
back in one. Okay, But he did say that looks
like it's gonna end. Probably he goes week eight. Maybe
he'll start a new one once the other one ends
for the second half of the season.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
So you were about five picks away on that one.
Five picks away, man, and either there probably were locks
this next weekend.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
There were the Jets over the Broncos, the Niners over
the Patriots, oh my gosh, just to name a few,
the Giants, the Cowboys over the Giants. I mean, oh, that's.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
For sure, dude, the Cowboys are gonna win that game
by fifty because we've always said, I mean, Dax seems motivated.
I don't know where that game came out of left field.
It was just such a blowout and they kind of
came back at the end. Yeah, so Cowboys have to
it's a must win this next week.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah. So it's just it was. It was a depressing
night and I don't know. So if Caleb Williams, if
you're listening, please send me a message, let me know
it's gonna be okay, tell me you're gonna be good.
Is it our coaching? Because I think our coach sucks.
I think I look at these other coaches that they
get Malik Willis on their team and he's only been
there two weeks, and guess what they find out and
they figure out how to do win football games with

(25:57):
Malik Willis. We can't even win football games with Caleb
Williams the number one pick. Like, I just don't think
our coach is good. The Vikings, Golly, they go out
and draft JJ McCarthy because Kirk cousins Lee's and that's
gonna be their number one quarterback. He gets hurt. Hey,
don't worry about it. We'll just put Sam Darnold in
and we'll go three and oh and we'll beat some
badass teams. We beat the freaking Niners, and we beat

(26:20):
the doors off the Texans. That is good coaching? Where
is that in Chicago. Good God, we suck. I'm so depressed.
I'm out of the eliminator. How are you? Ray?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Dude? You yeah, we need to go to break. Man,
you're out of sorts. You've lost your mind, and Vegas
gives you that h to start gambling again, and now
you have that in your system and the eliminator pull
has been ripped from your asshole. Dude, you ain't got
a lot right now. So I'm just warning you just
stay off the sites.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Oh Ray, Ray, No, no, no, because.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
You keep that same energy from Vegas, it'll run you
out of a house at home.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Hold on right. You thought I was ice cold?

Speaker 4 (26:59):
Then?

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Right?

Speaker 2 (27:00):
It's some stuff.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Oh no, Ray, Yesterday Ray, I couldn't get up.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
I tell my wife, Hey, let's go down and look
at that bar that is interested in hosting us for
the convention live podcast.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Go to Break and I'm like, no, we're not talking
about this on the podcast. You haven't even talked about
this to me off air. No not, they're not hearing
it before me.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
No.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
They're like, She's like, it'll be great, you know what
I mean. They're really interested. They want to host a
live pod the watch party. Let's go down and look
at the bar. Oh no, And I said, all right,
So I go pick up the wife after work.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
We drive downtown. We pay the five dollars to park
ray and there was a protest and we go walking
and walking walking, and it's humid as hell. So we're
sweating because it's hot out and humid and gross, and
we get Oh, there it is. I see it. I
walk up. It is beautiful and I pull the door.

(28:01):
I'm gonna try that, togain, It's locked. Oh, here's the
other door. Here's the other door.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah, so you foult you were able to then find one.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Yeah, then there's the main door. Okay, here's the main door,
and I go up to it and.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Huh, locked, But you were able to open the main door. No,
the main door was locked out the side one. The
side one was locked also, but this one was opened
a little bit.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
No, No, neither of them were open. Turns out they're
closed on Tuesdays. So I get eliminated. The Bears don't
have a quarterback, and Jayden Daniels is the second coming
of Joe Montana. And so Tuesday, my life is gonna
turn around. We're gonna drive down, We're gonna get this bar.
We're gonna love it and be like, yes, this is
where coaches can mention four is gonna happen? And they

(28:47):
were closed.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yeah, and guys, you come to Nashville, be careful. When
me and Bay were downtown seven days a week, twenty
four hours a day, these bars were open. Nowadays, we
go to Moxie the rooftop, Oh, we're sorry. On a Friday,
they didn't open until five. People exactly how we go
to Uh, we went to go see Harriet's or something.
I might be at the same place not open. I mean, guys,
check the hours of rooftops and bars and restaurants, because

(29:11):
before only the second level's open. Oh, we're sorry, we're
closed on Tuesdays. What place is that? There's a pizza place,
but I mean that's closed on Tuesdays. People don't have
to eat on Tuesday. Nobody's hungry on Tuesday, got it?
But on Thursday, Oh, they're gonna fucking eat a hole
s morgansbor a pizza.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Oh, No, one wants to see the skyline until five
pm on the night.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
They can't go up there at two pm and enjoy
the view. They've got to wait till five pm. Oh
my gosh, check it, check it.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
It's say. Yeah, there's now new hours of stuff. Not
us though, guys podcast three days a week ever since
the Clinton administration.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, we'll take a break and we're gonna come back.
And I tried to surprise my kids last night with
something amazing. Did it go south? How do you think
my week's been going. We'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Hell of a tease. I would have not made it
past one second of the commercial, right.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
I got an email from Nashville.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
SC thank you for that commercial, Herd.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
And they said, hey, Showstoppers event Tuesday night. They're gonna
have four different players there, Sam Surridge, Zammerman, Annabelle Gadoyuca
Lucas McNaughton, and honeymo.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
I knew i'd know one of them.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
And they said, Sam Surridge and Annabelle Gadoy will be
there from five to six thirty, Honey Mouktar and Lucas
McNaughton from six thirty to eight pm. Come grab some pizza.
And they were unveiling these brand new shirts. Each player
had a shirt with their their name on it and
their like image on it showstopper shirt. I get the

(31:00):
email and I'm like, huh, is this gonna be worth
the time and effort it's gonna take to take the
boys and go meet these soccer players.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Cheap dinner, you get some pork missiles, couple beers for you,
not the kids, and it's a night.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Well they serve pizza. So I was like, man, I
don't know, because the last time we went to meet
the team event it was an absolute shit show.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
We remember, guys, tune back into episode number three hundred
of how all they got was pork missiles and a
long line and.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Told we couldn't go on the field, Yeah, because we
didn't have a ticket, couldn't go in that room because
we didn't have a ticket, didn't can't go on that
side of the stadium because we didn't have the proper
color wristband. Absolutely a joke. And I'm like, man, I
don't know, but I kind of want to try it.
I kind of want to try it. My wife's like, well,
I'm still not kind of recovered from Vegas. Maybe you'll
have to take the boys on your own.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Oh, your wife's like the dude in the private jets
still not recover no voice and yet over and I'm like,
all right, it's Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
So baby Box gets off the bus and I'm like,
all right, Bud, we gotta get a snack real quick.
We gotta go get your brothers. We're gonna go do
something cool. I'm gonna do a surprise, because what I'm
gonna do first is I'm gonna do a drive by
and no.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
No, not like that planet.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
See how chaotic it is if there are just thousands
of people or hundreds of people, I'm not I'm just
gonna keep going and go somewhere else and say this
is the.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Surprise ray Ever or Maltif cocktail.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
I don't tell them where we're going. I put there Nashville.
I see jersey shirts in a bag, put it in
the car. And as we're about to leave, my wife's like,
you know what I think I'm gonna go. I think
I'm gonna come.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
With all right. Great, Because she was a game time
decision game time decision ry. She was questionable all day,
just like Kenneth Walker. Everybody's waiting on pens and needles
seeing what he's up there.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Yeah, but then after pregame warm up, she felt good
to go and so she was active on that day.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Right, you know, like Quinn, youers this weekend, everybody's wondering
if he's gonna start. It's still fifty to fifty kind
of like my wife.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Uh yeah, Quinn, youers probably shouldn't play this week and
set him ou Mississippi State's good. You can beat him
with arch Manning. Don't go get information. I needed to
know that for Heisman. If he sits out another game,
it's impossibly wins the Heisman.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Thanks over to year.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
That's correct. Anyway, So we go get the other two
from daycare and like, where are we going. I'm like,
we're going to a restaurant. Okay, We're in the car
for a minute. Baby Box two, I'm thirsty and thirsty, Bud.
We're almost the restaurant. But then you're in five o'clock
traffic and we're sitting there and sitting there. It says,

(33:28):
twenty minutes to the restaurant. He's like, Dad back at
the stops on. He said, we're almost there, and we're
not almost there. Start whining. I'm like, okay. Then baby
Box three starts whining about something. I'm like, guys, no
more whining. Are we almost there? Yet I'm thirsty. I'm hot,
I'm hungry. Okay, guys, we're trying. We start driving and

(33:49):
we get closed and they're like, we're going to a
Nashville soccer game.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
They knew it.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
And I was like, no, guys, there is no Nashville
soccer game.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
They could smell the odor of the homeless.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
And we take the exit and they're like, Dad, why
are we going to the stadium. Why are we going
to the stadium.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
I always come to this part of town, boys, And.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
I'm like, we're not going to the stadium, guys. And
we go and we're right by the stadium. Kids know,
they know, they know. And we take a rite and
there's this pizza place and the Nashville like team truck
is there because they have, you know, merchandise. And Dad,
the Nashville truck is here. Why is the Nashville truck here?
What is the Nashville truck doing here?

Speaker 1 (34:27):
I'm trying to capitalize cell merch I'm like, I don't know, Bud.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
And we get out of the Karnamite. Here, guys put
these on, put these on, and I put them their
Nashville sc shirts on because guess what we got there?
At four forty five. Thing didn't start till five, not
crowded yet, people weren't off work, so we were the
first ones there able to get a table. Awesome, So
we order some pizza. We're sitting there, Annabelle Goadoy comes in.

(34:52):
Here comes Sam Surridge and they have two lines where
you line up and you get to meet them.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
What is a bunch of nerds trying get autographs?

Speaker 2 (35:01):
A little bit like I will I will say, adults
that go by themselves, a little bit weird, a little
bit weird.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
But can they get stuff signed?

Speaker 2 (35:13):
You can get signed, you can get pictures. I'm not
knocking them, I get it, but it's a little strange.
So we get the the kids. Yes, So they go
up to Annabelle Gadoy, they get high fives, they take
some pictures with them. They tell him go Nashville. Then
they go up to Sam Surage and they talk to
him and they tell him, we saw you score a

(35:34):
goal against Chicago, because that's the last game we went to.
We hit had a goal in and we won one
to nothing.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
And he's like, all right, my last goal and I scored, well.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
I was just a week ago. And so they high
fived him get some pictures, and then there's pool tables there,
so they get the cue ball and they're playing soccer
with it, like where the two in pockets are the
goals and you try to block it with your hands.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Yeah, marketing team didn't envision that turning south. Yeah, clear
the room if kids are coming.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
And then baby Box comes over. He goes dad, and
I'm like, what he goes, is Honey Mooktar gonna be here?
I'm like, well, what makes you think Honey Muktar is
gonna be here? He goes I heard some people talking
about it.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
He's dropping at six.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
And I'm like, I don't know, Bud. I'm like, I
don't know. And then I'm thinking also because the last
time we saw Honey Mootar was at the game and
the kids went to high five of them and he whoo,
gotta pull his hand back, like no touching me with
those snotty hands. I was like, even if Honey Mutar's here,
is he really gonna be like cool and chill with
the kids. I don't know. And dude, he ain't supposed
to be there until six thirty. At five thirty eight pm,

(36:44):
Honey Moutar enters the building.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Oh, he don't give up.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
He pulled up by to pull up. He pulled up. Hey,
Muctar pulled up. He pulled up and I'm like, oh man, okay,
Mutar's here and he's early. That's razy. So he goes
over this little section where there's some couches and it's
talking with the Nashville people. And I'm like, oh man,
I don't tell my kids he's here. I don't tell
him that he's here.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Honey, will you wear this paper sack over your head?

Speaker 2 (37:13):
And so they're over there talking and then Honey's like,
let's go play some papa shot. So him and his
wife and go to the papa shot.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
I was a wife looking.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Pregnant about to give birth, I believe, so, uh And
I don't say anything, and I just tell my kids.
I'm like, hey, you guys want to go play Papa
shot again? Like yeah, yeah yeah. So the younger two
go ahead, and baby boxes right in front of me
and he's walking over there. He looks up and I

(37:44):
mean he freaks.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Breaks out a little shit.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
He turns, he goes dad, Dad. I'm like what he goes, Honey, Mutar, Honey,
Mutar And he runs left, Are you serious? And then
he runs right. Then he runs back to my mom
honey mood and he does a dance like he doesn't
know what to do. He's freaking out, and dude, he's like,
honey Muktarma. And then he runs over to the Papa

(38:10):
Shot dude.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Kid's gonna love Vegas.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
And I mean they sit there, why he's playing Papa
shot dude, and they just stare at him. They are mesmerized.
Look at them just staring at him playing Papa shot dude.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
What a peck?

Speaker 2 (38:28):
They are standing behind him like, holy crap, honey Muktari
is sitting here playing Papa shot in front of me.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
What are the odds We can post that on the social.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Oh, we can post it on the social.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
There we go. I mean, it was so amazing Losers
podcast all over the internet. Guys, they were so excited
were verified in China. And then I realized, man, we
didn't bring the Nashville s C book to get signed.
We have a book with like photos and everything that
they give you. You gotta have him sign your wife's breass.
And I was like, damn, but the kids don't care

(38:59):
about autograph. Who cares like it's.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Cool, Honey, pull it out. So then Honey Mootar gets
done playing Papa Shot and he's just kind of standing
around talking and that's when baby Box two goes up
and touches his arm and he comes back and then
Honey Motar looks, but my baby box two is kind
of hidden behind me, so he doesn't see anybody. So
then he starts talking to people again, and then he

(39:21):
tass him on the arm again and same thing. He
runs and hides. Then he does it a third time
and Honey Mootar turns, goes, what's up, dude, and he
goes go Nashville, and Honey Mootar's like, yeah, go Nashville.
And then he gives them big old high fives. Dude,

(39:43):
He's like, give me a high five, and my boys
high five Honey Mooktar. And they sit there and talk
to him for a minute and they.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Are over the moon. The million dollar question, aren't the
MLS playoffs starting? How does the team have time for this?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Well, we're not gonna make the playoffs. Oh yeah, we're
pretty bad this season.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Okay, so that's why they're having a family fuck night
or fun night on a Tuesday night.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Yeah, okay, dude, they talked to Honeymoon Tar and they
are just.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
I mean, was this goodbye goodbye? Is he getting traded?

Speaker 2 (40:20):
No, he better not be. He's got a shirt. He
got a shirt with his face on it.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
But came out. Did he seem a little emotional with
your kids saying, oh, Nashville, I'll.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Tell you what he said right after this.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Hell of a tease, dude, that's how you get the
quarter hour ratings.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
So then he talked to a few people.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
You must have learned that from the big show.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
And he goes back over to the roped off section
where the couches are, and he sits down with his
wife and starts playing some card game. And I told
my wife, I was like, hey, we're here so early.
We should get in line at six. So we're one
of the front people in the front of the line
and then we're sitting there right, Well, it's not even
that busy. I don't think we need to get in
line that early. Right. Well, Hell, we messed up, man,

(41:06):
We messed up big time because the line got really
freaking long.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
But you already had the handshakes and all that.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Exactly what my wife said, So we got in line
for Lucas McNaughton, which also had a long line, and
let me tell you, Lucas McNaughton was super cool with
the kids, and he was high five.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
I mean, what do you do? Change their diapers? Burp them?
Like what the kids mean?

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Because some of them don't really know how to talk
to kids. But he takes a picture and then he's like,
all right, everybody throw their hands up.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
We told ah, we do a crazy picture.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
It's just the kids in the picture though.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Right, yeah, I don't get in the picture. I don't
get in the picture of it. And the lady working
the event for Nashville I see, kept telling them all
these are my three favorite fans, because they were running
around the whole time, and like whenever they get to
the front of the line, they would close the stanchion,
be like, sorry, we're closed.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Hey Candace.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Not Candace?

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Was she there?

Speaker 2 (41:57):
No? I think she just works for Jiodas the state him,
not the Nashville c And so then I'm like, so
we wait in line for Lucas McNaughton, and I wait
in line and they run around, run around, because you know,
kids aren't gonna wait in line.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Hey there, man, I'd love to get your autograph. I'm
a fan, and.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
They take the picture with Lucas. Then I go get
in line for honey Mooktar. They were at the way
back of the line. There's three people behind us, and
then they come and stand and be like, all right,
this is gonna be the end of the line. We
barely gotten the honey Mootar line.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
But what is the honey Mootar line for?

Speaker 2 (42:32):
To meet him up there?

Speaker 1 (42:33):
You've already met him playing Papa Shot.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
I know, but we didn't get an official picture. And
that's what my wife said. I said, yes exactly, so
if we miss it, it's okay. We already met him.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
But before we got in the honey Mootar line, Baby
Box comes up and goes, Dad, can I have Honey
Moutar signed my shirt? And I about cried why because
I didn't know he would care about an autograph. But
he saw him signing other people's shirts and he was like, Dad,
do you think he would sign my shirt?

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Do you want your dad's autographs? Sud.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
So we get up there and it's like seven fifty
when it's at.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Night at night, Dude, I was already in bed for
two hours.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
I know, we'd already been there for three hours.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Do we live completely different lives? This is amazing?

Speaker 2 (43:30):
And the lady's up there again. She goes, oh, my
three favorite fans, you know what I mean? Because they
were who is she? She's starting to think they're her kids.
I don't know which. She was real nice and they
run familiar. They run up and give Honey Mooktar high fives,
and they do, and then they do the salute that
he does when he scores goals. And I thought Honey
Mooktar was gonna scoop them up and just hug them

(43:52):
all because he laughed. Thought it was so awesome. So
then they took a picture with them all saluting and
him saluting like he does when he's celebrates his goals,
and no one else did that. My kids were all
about it, and they start talking to him, and he
asked them, do you guys play soccer? Yeah, yeah, we
play soccer And he's like, what position? And I was like, well,

(44:13):
they're a little young, they don't do positions. He goes, okay,
so do you guys like to score goals more? Or
defend more? And baby Box goes, score goals. More. Baby
Box two goes score goals, and he goes, that's what
I'm talking about, high five, high five. Then he looks
at me, he goes three three boys. He's got a
German accent. That's a blessing, blessing, so awesome, so awesome blessing.

(44:37):
And I was like yeah, And then my kids go it,
go Nashville, and he goes and he's laughing and he goes,
go Nashville.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Back.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
I gotta go back to the salute. So is it
more of a mile high salute a military thing or
is it more of a hitler?

Speaker 2 (44:54):
You went like, no, no, no, no, I did this. Okay,
look it's like a military salute. Okay, baby Box even
asked me.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Yeah, absolutely for the troops. Then that's fine my way.
You did it in studio.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
No, my my baby Box. He goes, dad out, did
he used to be a soldier? Is that why he
does that? I was like, no, I think that's just
what he does.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Yes, No, he didn't serve like your dad.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
No, I didn't serve either. But he was like, oh,
that's so cool. So then it's time to go home, man,
and we all pile in the car.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Yeah, honeyback back in war times, that salute means a lot, kids.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
And we're driving home and from the back seat, baby
Box goes, Dad, this was the greatest day ever.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Okay, he has the greatest day ever every third week.
He just had the for the ice cream social.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
And for the Prime when he had Prime, But I
do believe this replaced the Prime. Like, oh, Bud, why
did you have the best day? He goes, Dad, we
got to meet four of the Nashville players and one
of them was Honey mook Tar And I was like yeah,
and he goes, Dad, are we driving somewhere We're gonna
meet more. I was like, no, Bud, we're going home,

(46:05):
and he goes, still, greatest day ever.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Yeah, you're gonna meet Bluie your pillow.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
And we get home and we go in, we brush teeth,
getting ready for bed.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Sorry, kids, no more dinner tonight. Dad lost in Vegas.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
He's taking off his shirt and he goes, Dad.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Are you gonna have enough gass money for work tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Does marker a race off shirts? And I was like, oh,
it might, Bud, you know, And he goes and he
gets real sad and he goes, I don't want to
lose that. I don't want it to erase off my shirt.
I said, Bud, you don't have to wash it, just
stick it back in your drawer. And he goes, yes,
he put it in the drawer.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Yeah, we gotta frame that for him, dude, let's do
that as the sore losers. We'll get him a little
mini frame and put on the wall.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
That would be awesome.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Hey, you don't need to wear that one again. That's
a legit autograph.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
It was incredible. So when I say, I am glad
I took the chance, my week has turned around. I
am no longer ice cold. Nashville SC came through. It
was amazing. I thought there was no way, no way,
it was gonna be great and cool and awesome, and
it was fantastic.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Was it free?

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Free?

Speaker 1 (47:14):
You gotta love the free stuff after Vegas. Yes, now, honey,
I heard there's a free farmers market. I never like
to do that on Saturdays, but I'm broke.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Yeah, you could have bought a new shirt, one of
those new shirts, that's what they were selling. They were
fifty five dollars a pop.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Well, and they got the concessions rock and rolling they're
selling drinks to the parents, getting them all liquored up.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Yeah, oh, I mean it was great. I mean, I
can't tell you how many people bought a national sc
soccer ball to get signed, how many people bought those
shirts to get them signed.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
And those are smart events.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
They were smart events. It was great. It was great
for the place that Hels did it because there was
people spending money. It was great for the team because
there was a lot of people there. It wasn't too
busy and overcrowded. It was absolutely phenomenal. Great night.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Gives me ideas. Don't we pull up the sore losers
merch truck on Broadway?

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Well, we need to get new merch first, that's what
we need to do.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
We have like two hats and a T shirt that's outdated.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Get your march, get your march March users.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Yeah, you're a loser man. Fuck you. Somebody throws a
beer at us. That's the same thing as the old
uh oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
So that was my night, man. That was that. That
was what turned it around, right there. That was it.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Well, not good though on the potential venue for our convention.
So we are now start the ticker four months away
and we do not have a location in a building.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
We have a ninety nine percent. We just need we
were just going to look at it and it looks
good through the windows.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Hey, what about flaw jaw? How's that one looking? Oh?
Board it up?

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Oh it's boarded up? Man that went down? That went downhill?
Yeah all right?

Speaker 1 (48:51):
What about? Oh? No, who is the place that kicked
us out in Vegas? That we never went back?

Speaker 3 (48:55):
To?

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Westgate? Oh?

Speaker 2 (48:57):
West Gate? Yeah? How's Westgate looking?

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (48:59):
They didn't want us back. I didn't want was back,
all right, cool, cool man.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
I would photoshop our dame on the billbos hilarious like
we advertised.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Hilarious, absolutely hilarious. And after this weekend in Vegas, I
wouldn't want to have the convention in Vegas because if
it went that south, I wouldn't be able to handle
the convention. I wouldn't able to interact with people.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Well, yeah, welcome to my life. I lost thousands. Yeah,
and then I did a party bus and I'm getting
hit up by Cherry on a Saturday for money.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Yeah yeah, how do you think that went?

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Honey? You got two hundred dollars? Cherry says, I owe
it for some party bus.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
I actually got on some bus. I don't know what
you're talking about, but they said I was on a bus.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
They said we went to Fremont Street, parked and turned
immediately around and came all the way back to the
hotel and were there no less than ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Incredible and no more than eleven. Hey, that's good ROI.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
For that bus driver. Yeah, he goes, And I tell you,
that's the shortest amount of time I've ever been on
Fremont Street. This was a great ride.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
How'd you enjoy that? Two hundred dollars for ten minutes?

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Oh? Man, all right, everybody have a great Wednesday. Man.
Uh yeah, I don't know what else to say that.
That was it.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
I hope your neighbor gets his voice back.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
I do too, Well, he ain't. My neighbor.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Recovery time usually is about a day, but mid week
and he's hey, man, still recovering. Geez, dude, you tied
what on?

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Then?

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Hung you up? Wet road?

Speaker 3 (50:18):
You dry?

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Yeah? I imagine sitting next to him on the plane
on the way home.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Well, he was fun on the plane. It's when he landed.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
And I'm talking about on the plane like to Vegas. Yes,
but the plane from Vegas to here. Oh boy, I
bet he was a wreck. Oh I never thought about that.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
So he did the PJ. But then he had to
go PJ to commercial, commercial, commercial, back to Nashville.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Yeah. Oh man, sitting next to him, he was probably.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Kids the last three days. Mom, is dad alive? I
tried poking him and he didn't move.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
All he did was uh, yeah, that's him, son. Don't
worry about it. He'll be okay. And I want to
say thank you to the fantasy gods because I told
you on Monday I would love it if Josh Allen
could find Dalton Kincaid for a touchdown. And he did
just that, and your boy pulled off a miracle and
he won the fantasy matchup. And my season is not over.

(51:07):
My mistake, goo starting Quenton Richardson over Jayden Daniels did
not kill me. But Quentin Richardson is going to the
bitch this weekend.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Yeah, in life and on fantasy. And I think his
name's Anthony now that I think about ar fifteen man. No, no, no, no, no, no,
he didn't go by that anymore. All right, you got
anything else you want to say? No, that was beautiful,
my fantasy team Ripper Magoose with Justin we are three.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
And oh, you guys might be the team of the year.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
We are one of the We have already given out
Coach of the Year award to Justin for picking up
Charmona in the twelfth round. Guys, we are on pace
to historically speaking, be the best fantasy team I've ever
put on paper. Thank God, I fired Boomer, I moved
on from Boomer, and I brought Justin in. I get
TechEd from him every single day, freaking out, panicking telling

(51:53):
me we suck. And I said, we're three, And oh,
do you think the Minnesota Vikings right now are saying
that they suck? No, they are loving their life. So
why don't we do that instead of panicking? Because we
play some guy named Brock and he has Tyreek, and
he has Kenneth Walker, and he has AR fifteen or no,
he doesn't have that guy. He has other receives.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Jalen Hurts, Gino Smith, James Cook, Samagi pen Ryan, Kenneth Walker,
Tyreek Hill, Deontay Johnson, Joshua Palmer, Devontae Smith. He'll be
out because he has a concussion, Christian Watson, Evan Ingram,
he's been out, i'd loaded. Yeah, it's just who does
he start at QB Jalen Hurts or Gino Smith.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Justin was drunk at the pool and he goes, Hey,
we have no chance of winning this week, don't even
submit a lineup. I'm like, are you that drunk or
are we that negative nancy about our team? Like the
sky is falling?

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Yeah, I mean so we're not.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
We're not submitting a team this week.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
I love it. I think that's a good strategy. When
you're three and oh, you don't want to go undefeed
it into the playoffs, that's when that really messes you up.
I will say, uh, Lunch's losers division. There is no
one to feed teams. We have a bunch of two
and one, two and one, two and one, one and two,
one and two, one and two, one and two. There
are no winless teams, no undefeated teams. It is parody
to the max. That's exactly what the NFL wants.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
It's a great fantasy season. I can say that at
the top of the hill, but it is. I mean,
it's been an absolute blast texting back and forth with
Justin figuring out who we're starting, Who were taken. Usually
we by the end of the night we'll agree on something.
But dude, I tell you what. Monday night, sky was falling.
We were up thirty, we were down thirteen, and we
had three guys going, and it was halftime of both
games due and we had and we had scored like

(53:34):
negative two points. Thank god, Zach Moss got a touchdown.
ETN finally started running the balling they got beat thirty
to zero.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
I mean they got the doors beat off of them.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Yeah, and then Giseki miraculously caught like five pass for
fifty yards. Otherwise, dude, we would have had our first loss.
I went to bed, woke up to an absolute miracle.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Yeah, well did you kill Ripper magoose?

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Oh, we killed them, But I'm saying, dude, I went
it was it was actually.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Oh that Zach Moss TD really saved you.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Because also we're like, is ETN about to get pulled?

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Yeah, because they're getting god, hey, they hey got questions
Trevor Lawrence good or is he Daniel Jones with long hair?

Speaker 1 (54:13):
And why did we pick Zack Moss? I mean, who
picked Zack Moss in the second round? And thought he
was gonna be some breakthrough start. Did you accidentally pick him?
Because I win after that blueprint and I picked Zack Moss. Dude,
he looks like two hogs fucking each other when he runs.
I want somebody like etn Cuts. I want a guy
like you know, I want James Cook. I want a
guy that just cuts through the line. Man, mel kiper Man,

(54:34):
you gotta see that guy. He's gonna go up, He's
gonna go to the outside. You want you want a
guy that's gonna run run lines. Dude, Zack Moss looks
like a fat hooker trying to fuck man. He sucks watching,
And I've already made my promise. I'll never watch Zack
Moss on TV again. He's terrible. The fact that he
got us ten points is a miracle.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
He got he actually got eighteen points.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
I've traded him. I would have traded him.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Yesterday and he got thirteen points week one.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Dude, he is miserable. Watch because the backup Brown's better than.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Oh Brown's fast, Brown's fast.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Oh the guy's fast, he's cut. He was inside goes out.
I man, you want a guy like Christian McCaffrey. What
happened to him.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Looks like he's not gonna play this year?

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Yeah? Like I said, I had a conspiracy theory that
they were hiding it from us, that he really wasn't
gonna play this year. And when he's flying to Germany
to see a specialist, that tells me he done so.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
So if you.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Drafted Christian McCaffrey, I'm sorry, it's over.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
That's a tough pill to swallow.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
It's over. He's not gonna play this year. I said
it a couple of weeks ago, conspiracy theory, No one
believed me, didn't get any run in the press. You
guys didn't even comment on it when I said it
on this pod. And here we are, he's flying to Germany.
It lets you know he's not playing this year. Playoffs,
He's not playing this year. If you're going to Germany
to see a specialist, it means it is not getting
any better. You don't know what to do. You are

(55:56):
exhausting all options. Why weren't we doing this a month ago,
two months ago? He ain't playing this year? And you
know what I just noticed is when you click on
players on this website, it gives you their Twitter handle.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Unnecessary. It sounds like our website.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Now, well, you got a text from Justin.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
I mean, it's dude, it's NonStop.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
What does it saying?

Speaker 1 (56:22):
He says, the key to our season is Sam Donald?

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Hey, Sam Donald's good, dude? Can you say MVP? MVP?
And what do the Vikings do if they keep winning?
Does that mean JJ McCarthy when he comes back next
year doesn't get to play?

Speaker 1 (56:38):
We're three and oh and I told Justin, I said,
if Kenneth is on the injured report, Kenneth Walker the eighteenth,
I said, I'll grab the champagne. Does that means Sharpennet
is starting? We're playing Kenneth?

Speaker 2 (56:50):
We got Oh, that's a huge matchup right there.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
I told him, I'll go buy the champagne.