September 30, 2024 • 55 mins
In this episode Lunchbox talks about Prime being back in his life and the Slime Monster ruined a lot of things this weekend at the Box House over the weekend. Ray shares his texts from Justin over the weekend and they come to the realization that Fantasy Football is easy. Plus Georgia and Alabama both prove they're good at football and we have no idea who is good in the NFL.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Who oh your back, dude, Thank goodness, you're bad. We
got an email that let's just say it. Coatures. You
could tell Ray wasn't there pumping the sound on the
pod with pits and box it's harvest sison in an
attractor cab. It was hard to hear. Keep up the
good work bumping that sound, Coach, Cison, short King Ray Mundo,
(00:25):
thanks so to South Dakota farmer.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, you know, it really is harvesting sison. Those pumpkins, dude,
that that field that I drive by, it might be.
I'd say, there's ten thousand pumpkins in it, and it's
the orange ones, it's the white ones. And what I
learned is with pumpkin harvesting, how do you think you
pick a pumpkin?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
You pull it off the vine.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Nope, there's mother gers out there with machetes, dude, and
you hack saw it and then that then you take
it and box it.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
It's so thick that you've got a hack saw it.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, I don't know why. Sometimes you got a long stem,
sometimes you got a short one.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I never knew that. You know that now that I
look at it. That is pretty thick when you get
a big stem It's like, I don't know how I'd
yanked that off.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Dude. I was out there the other day and I
saw these guys. I thought they were killing somebody in
the field. No, they were hacks on a pumpkin. Do
you call nine to one one, Hey, we got an emergency.
They got hack saws out there. They're taking it. Oh,
it's just pumpkins.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Never mind.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, they got jack jack O'Lanterns.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Oh man, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
We're gonna do it live. Arnold is not here today.
What backstory of that is? He went out drinking. He
tied one on on Friday, I continued on to Saturday
and Sunday. And the way he tells me is either
he'll drink for a month straight or he'll take a
month off.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
That's interesting. So one month on, one month off, sort
of like the guys that work on the oil rings.
We got a lot of people that, no, we don't
do we have anybody that works on the oil rigs.
You know what I'm talking about. They go out in
the golf probably a month, and then they come back
for a month, and then they went.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Exon Valdez, we had that oil spill.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh we did. I did a report on it in college,
me and Tiffany Kramer.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Not the exon Valdiz. Remember the oil spill in around
two thousand and twenty ten, and it took him in
the golf all that time to try and clean it up. Yes,
and so. On the TV screen everyday Fox News would
say day seven of the oil spill, Day eight, day ten.
So when I worked on that country show, there the host,
(02:24):
he was on his final days. He would start the
show with day number thirty of the oil spill. Oh
that's that was his opening line. Really, good morning, Austin,
day forty five of the oil spill. Every day, dude,
it was awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I'm like, hell of a lead man, day day forty
seven of hot weather.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
And I want to say, they clean it up around
day seventy and so then he finally stopped doing it all.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Right, let me let me go give that a Google.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
When I would run their board, I was like, thank god, dude,
they cleaned up that oil oil spill. I thought this
dude was gonna keep doing it for a year.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oil spill end goal.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I want to say it was around seventy It was
like two months. It affected ducks.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
The deep water horizon oil spill and the Gulf of
Mexico took several years. Okay, that's uh. No on April twentieth,
twenty ten, releasing four million barrels of oil over eighty
seven days. Wow, how long.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Did it take to clean up? Uh?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Several years? But the they say about eighty seven days
the oil Dude?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
What did I tell you? I said seventy.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
They said the well was capped after eighty seven days,
so they maybe that's what they mean. That's what you did,
the countdown until they got the cap on.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Man, So eighty seven was the final day, eighty seven
of the oil spill. Dude, how do you remember that shit?
I knew it was around seventy days the oil spill.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's amazing how snip and what stupid things we remember, right,
Like you remember the dumbest shit in the world, like
that has no bearing on life, but you remember it vividly.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Why I lost our laugh track? I hope this is it.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
That's impressive, all right.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
People don't know this, but we have a database of
ten thousand clips, and I was explaining to the people
in our new building how important it is to transfer
over all these clips. I just about lost one found it,
so we're all good. Good.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I was worried about it because I did click on
a lot of them the other day trying to find
the right ones, and they weren't the right ones.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Ray, can they transfer over my bone heads?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Now?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I don't need that those will all be safely transferred
over to the new building.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I don't I don't want to see that highlight good.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I posted on my gosh Thursday or Friday our new
studios for the podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I did see that, but I don't think those are them. Yeah,
I don't know where we do the podcast from. How
does that work?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Well, let me just say this. I saw the rooms
and not once did they say your podcast room.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
So with that said, that's why I kind of just
posted a generic room because I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
If we have one question. Do Clay and Buck have
a studio over there?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
No? I think they stay here. No, dude, you're gonna
have to bury them with this building. They ain't leaving.
Hell no, we won't go. Hell no, we won't go.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
If you see him at the ice cream shop again,
you need to tell him we're moving building.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Hey, Clay, you know you got your mail of this
building dude, like, can you come get it cause we're
about to move, you know, do you know we're moving?
Here's the new address, man, Like, I'll get you a
key card. If you need to get in, just shoot
me a text. I'll let you in.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
That's a whole other ordeal. How many key cards you
have now?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Three?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
You're gonna need four at the new one.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
There is an app, there is a fob. There's a
thing you put on your car. There's another thing you
put on your car that's a sticker for a particular
parking space. So if you, in theory, want to take
more than one vehicle to work for the rich rich employees,
it's impossible because you can have one thing on one vehicle.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
What if I'm going downtown for the night and I
want to take the family, do I need to switch
the sticker out of a vehicle?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
And I bet it works all the time. But what
I need to find out is if it's just our
office hours that we can park there, because you know,
we'd be hitting Broadway and parking there.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Now, that's what I'm saying, sore losers convention. You know
where I'll be parking. I'll be parking at the building.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Dude, we get all the losers to park there too.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Hey, guys, come on in, come on in. I'll just
that my thing. I'll zap my thing. And they're like, uh,
building out of parking. Seems like a lot of employees
are working late on this Saturday night in January. Yeah,
big deal, big deal. But hey, yeah, we're uh, we're
a convention. D we had we haven't been having meetings.
We're about to we're about to lock it in.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Well are we going to talk about it on or
off the microphone?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I'll probably off the microphones. Probably off the microphones. But
we've been lining stuff up. Yo, it's looking like a
great weekend in lost Nashville. But yeah, we haven't announced
it officially.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I don't know what city. You just said, all right,
you want to start the show man?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
What is that Nashville? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
This is Morgan Wallen's tea he has t Yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Really yeah, what what does the ryle mean? Though? What
does that have to do? It's a real deal ryl
oh see, I'm out of touch. Yeah, it does say
Morgan Wallen right there on it smart All right.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I'm gonna get to talking to him. See if they
want to maybe sponsor the convention.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yoh man, I like that. I like that.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Brought to you by Morgan Wallen's Tea. All right, let's
start it. We're gonna do live Oh the one, two three,
So loser?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah it says, and I'm an alpha male. I live
on the north side of Nashville with Bazer. She was
a Broadway girl. Took her there, didn't kidnap her. We're
actually engage married, and I legally took her to the country.
It's beautiful. We love it. Two point two acres, white
picket fence. I'm gonna have a heart attack, but I'm
seventy two. Love the crops, love watching the crops get wet.
And boy, we have a river to the side of
our house, a waterfall, a pond, a creek. We got
(08:13):
a ton of water. Thank god, we didn't flood like
East Tennessee and other parts that are adversely affected by
the storm. For us, it was just new bodies of water.
Everyone is safe in Nashville over to you.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, and all our losers out there. I hope you're
doing all right, Florida, North Carolina, all over there wherever
the storm hit. Hopefully you're surviving. I saw one guy
in our fantasy league is in North Carolina. He had
no service and some of the players that were active
were on his bench. He didn't know because he had
no service, couldn't get his lineup. But feel sorry for you.
(08:45):
But more important things is that you're okay. But uh,
I'm gonna tell you. I went home this weekend because
I went to Austin because I had a funeral to
go to and I didn't take the kids, didn't take
the wife, just me, just in out real quick funeral,
pay my respects, condolences to the family. And I FaceTime
(09:05):
my kids and we got hit with the marketing bug again.
Because I FaceTime, I'm like, how's your day going? And
all I hear is.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
We got Prime, Way got Prime, We got Prime.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
And they are showing me their stupid Prime drink that
they got.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
It's the best drink in the world. Dad, we got Pride,
we got Prime.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
So I'm trying to have a conversation with them and
all they can yell is.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
We got Pride? We got Pride.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
For five minutes it was they got Prime.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I was harmonizing with you.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I understand, and I'm like, how the hell did you
guys get Prime? Mom? They said, well, we went to
the doctor and we got shots. Flu season, so we
had to get the flu shots. So they got their
flu shots and they go and so I draw our
flu shot.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
We prime. We got Prime.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
And I'm like, well, why did you get prime? In
a freak cookie from the grocery store? Good enough? And
my wife jumps in and she goes, sorry. I had
to bribe them. They would not stop screaming about how
much their arm hurt because they got a shot. And
I told him, oh, well you guys want to go
get Prime. She goes Immediately the crying stopped, their arm
didn't hurt anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
D it's the worst man. You never forget shot time, never,
because you actually feel, like in the moment when I
was a child that you did something wrong, you.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Think it's the worst thing ever. And like when they
do it on like a little kid, like when you
have like a newborn or whatever and you go out
there a few weeks or six months, I don't even
remember how like old they are when you go maybe
a year old, maybe two years. But they come in
with a tray of like six shots and they just.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Go whack whack, whack whack.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Why I mean they stabbed him so freaking fast. It
is like five seconds and they do six shots. It's amazing.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Wait, do they try to trick the kids with something else?
Look over here, shiny ball as stab they're older.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
No, they say, okay, this here we go. Look the
other way. If you don't want to feel, you know,
it's gonna hurt a little bit. And they put it in.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Because for us with the COVID shot, they just showed
us chicks hooters. I didn't even feel the thing.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
They had me looking one direction. The next thing, stab
no more COVID nineteen They said a body.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
They said, would you like to pick up a magazine?
I picked it up and it was a Playboy.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
I was like whoa.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
And then and then they're like, all right, you're all done.
I'm like, what do you mean. They're like, we already
gave me the shot, and I'm like, why, I'm only
on page three. Hold on, I'm gonna be here for
a minute. And I kept looking. See, yeah, my kids
got prime, and I mean they saved it all freaking weekend.
They were so disciplined because they didn't want to drink
all their Prime in one city, so they drank a
(11:44):
little bit, then they'd put it back in the fridge.
Four hours later they'd go get some more. So I
come home on Saturday and it's like they are still
drinking their Prime Sunday morning. Still got the prime. Dad, Look,
I got strawberry banana prime. I'm like, yeah, but that's
not really that good for you. He goes, how can
it not be good for me if it has strawberries
(12:05):
and bananas in it? And that's when you try to
explain to a four year old, Hey man, there ain't
real strawberries and bananas in that thing. It is just flavoring. Goes, no, Dad,
it's a strawberry banana. Right here. I have strawberry banana
and he has blueberry.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Hey. When you get home from a run, are you
thinking about doing a prime or a Morgan wall? In realty?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Usually I just do a little of a thing of
called tap water out of the sink.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Would you ever do a prime? Though? After a run?
You ever think man, it was ninety out there. I
would love something with a little bit more electrolytes. I'm
gonna get a Prime.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
No, I've only had prime one time in my life
is when my kid got into a soccer game and
I thought, not for me, I'd really go with Gatorade.
I think Gatorade tastes.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Better Gatorade light. The fat free, sugar free, calorie free
Gateorade is actually better than the normal Gatorade, and Boomer agrees.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
I agree with that also. I like Gatorade and the
zero Gatorade or whatever it's called well done. But yeah,
so the prime bug hit my household again this weekend,
and then what else hit my house this weekend? I
just want to say a big screw you to the
family that had a birthday party where all three kids
were invited. We went over there on Saturday and they
had a scientist come. I don't even know if he's
(13:17):
a real scientist, but he brought fossils and they did
some like carving of fossils, and they made their own
fossil with some sand and some mixture, and they got
to touch fossils and it was really quite cool, and
he was like showing us He's like, look, parents, these
are real fossils. Did you know that Nashville was underwater
(13:37):
for how are many years? And there's fossils everywhere. So
if you go down to the creek, keep your eyes open.
I'm like, if my kid brought me that damn thing,
I'd be like, that's just a rock. Throw it back.
I wouldn't even notice it's a fossil. But okay, but
we leave the party and they do what I don't like.
They gave out party favors and what did they put
(13:58):
in the party favors slime? Slime, and inside the slime
is a dinosaur. So it's like you're digging up a fossil,
you know what I mean. It's like whatever. Well, I
don't know if you've ever had slim around your house, ray,
if it gets on anything, it's absolutely ruined.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah, that wouldn't be coming anywhere close.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
So my baby box decides to make a necklace out
of his his slime and it gets all over his shirt. Well,
that shirt's out, okay, cool, So then we're playing with slime.
He drops it on the floor and there's a little
bit of dirt on it. He's like, I'm gonna wash
it off, and he goes to sink and he washes
it off. Then what's he do? Ray grabs a dish
towel to dry it off. Well, that dish towel's ruined.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Great boss him.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
So then the little one baby box three. He gets
a washcloth and starts, you know, putting it. Oh, Dad,
I got I got slime on the washcloth. All right,
Well that's in the trash. And then came the nail
in the coffin. Last night when we sat down for
din and my wife sat in her chair.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Ray I sat down and went right up my asshole.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
And she said, oh, no, whose slime is this? Sat
right on the slime. She goes, that's why we can't
have nice things. That's why we can't have nice things.
I've worn. This is the second time I've worn these
pants and they have slime on them. Now they're ruined.
And so I texted the family that had the party.
(15:28):
I said, just so you know, uh, my wife's pants
were like a word with whoever decided to give out slime.
Because they have been ruined, we will be sending you
a bill. And they replied, oh, I'm so sorry. We
thought it was a good idea to send slime. I
thought the kids would love it. I don't think they
got my joke. But that's my weekend, right, Coach.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
When people are dealing with flood waters and standing at
the top of their house because they're in six feet
of water, and you're talking about six inches of slime, monster, coach.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I know, I know, it's totally different.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Ray, I've got a couple complaints. You ever seen gen
green slime?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Man, have you ever seen algae in your house? Because
the six feet of water? Yeah, Ray, I'm here to
complain about slime. Anybody else got any complaints? Yeah? I
haven't had water in a month.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Oh yeah, we don't have electricity. Well do you have slime?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Dude? I thought that storm was just gonna hit Florida,
and then when the rain it ended up being worse
in the Carolinas and then East Tennessee than it wasn't Florida,
it seemed dude.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I had no I had no idea it was gonna
be that.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Bit and the death toll under ten until it got
to the mountains in those regions. That's when it went
up to one hundred and something.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Is it because they didn't expect it to hit there
so hard and so people didn't evacuate. Is that why
that happened? I don't know. I didn't pay much attention
because I was dealing with the funeral and I, you know,
did they know it was gonna be that much rain
and caused that much devastation in the Carolina?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
That much rain? No Carolina. I have a friend in Charlotte.
That seems like it can drain pretty well. You know,
it's one of those whereas North Carolina. Dude, some of
that looked like mudslides.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, like I saw some of like the road washed away,
like because the mountain came down with so much water
and just wow, took the Highway away.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I saw one point it said on the bottom line
Tennessee and North Carolina. I forty washed out. I mean
that sounds like a pretty main vein. Yeah, the Highway,
Like it's just the road I drive home. That's exactly
what my wife said. She goes like, I forty you know,
like the road we take when we go to North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
It's gone.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
How does that wash out?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Uh? Well, so like this, it rains at the top
of the mountain and a lot of.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
It comes That forest is greater than the asphalt.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yes, And you don't realize how powerful water is. People think, oh,
just water, it's not that bad. No, it's really strong.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah. I've never actually had that kind of rain before.
It hit Friday, Thursday morning, Friday morning, one of the
two Thursday night. Yes, dude, I was going ten miles
an hour on the end state. Really, I mean I
thought I was gonna I hydroplane and I got thirty
inch tires with grips.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
It was one of those. So that's what they got
hit with. We just have better drainage systems and lakes and.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Rivers, right, I don't think we got hit with as
much that we didn't.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
That's what it was, Yeah, because I mean now we
got a taste of what they had and it was bad.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Wow. Yeah, it was a bad news, bad weekend. I
mean it was rough.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I mean they I mean, I know you were on
sixth Street. You wouldn't know.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
No, no, no, no, I wasn't on sixth streets. See, that's
the thing. I was at my parents' house.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
What are you guys talking pod talking shop? Your dad
thinks he's a podcaster now.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
No, no, But we were driving the other day. We
were driving the other day and uh, we pull up
at a stoplight and someone rolls down their window. What op, large?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
What up? Large? What up?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
And I'm like, what up? He's a r C lighter Dad.
I was like, all right later and he rolls up
his window and baby box on the back goes, Dad,
Who's that? I was like, I don't know, and he goes,
he probably listened to you on the pod.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Because he's one of the pod guys.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Since when do you listen to like, say, listen to
the pod? Like, who are you hilarious? Now? In his
six street. I was just at my parents' house and
then I went and watched the nephew play some flag football.
Saw him throw a touchdown pass. That's what I'm talking about. Oh,
in what level flag football?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Grade?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
He's in third grade?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Wow? What did Joe burrow?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Well, it was like a five yard pass and then
it got run all the way for a touchdown. But
it was a touchdown pass.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Sounds like something Leavis is gonna be thrown tonight.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
More like interceptions. We'll take a break. We'll be right back, dude.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Our opening segment was the Slime Monster.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah. I wasn't planning to go there. Uh wow, what
a game?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yeah? I know, dude, are you freaking kidding me? Freaking nuts?
Speaker 1 (19:57):
It was?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
But nannas it was Oranges. What game are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Uh? Alabama Georgia.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah, dude, I took a nap to prepare for that one,
and I even did an insight. I say, guys, I
don't stay up late often. First of all, these games
don't start when they say they're supposed to. I took
a nap. You'll get to the game. I took a
nap from four thirty to five thirty. I was fully
prepared to sit down and watch the whole game. Supposed
to start at six thirty, it's six forty six fifty.
I don't think that sucker started till about seven o'clock
(20:25):
Central time.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I do believe they trick you all the time, and
if you look like like Nashville, I'll see they do this. Also,
they say, oh, game seven thirty, and you're like, oh
my god, we got to be there by seven thirty.
Gotta be there by seven thirty. But if you actually
go in and click on the ticket, it actually says
like kickoff six forty eight or seven forty eight, So
they want you in your seat so it looks full
(20:47):
at the beginning. It's like the pregame activity start at
seven thirty, like where the teams walk out, they sing
the national anthem, they do the fireworks. It's not really
what time it starts. And I think they do that
to you on TV. I think the TV coverage starts
at a certain time and then the game actually kicks
off a little later, so they get you hooked in
saying six thirty, six thirty, six thirty, So you're in
(21:09):
front of your TV at six thirty, and you got
all those jackasses sitting at the studio going, well, Bill,
I think you know they're gonna run him on the outside.
They're gonna run him the inside. And I think they're
just too big on the defensive line. I think Alabama
was gonna win this one. What do you think, Saban?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I think College Game Day now has nine people on
the panel. Guys, at some point, what's the max at ten?
Has anybody ever attempted to have ten people sitting behind
the desk trying to predict the games because they're about
to do it?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah? I mean I was at that birthday party on
Saturday that I told you about with the slime and
the game was about to start, and I'm like, all right,
I got it, and we're about to head home, you know.
The birthday boy actually came up to his mom and said, hey, mom,
one of these people are gonna leave. I'm ready for bed.
So that was kind of a hint that we want
we were supposed to go, and so we headed out
and I got home, got the kids to bed, and
(21:56):
I turned it on and it's already like twenty one
to nothing or something like that, and I'm like, oh,
it was like twenty eight nothing.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Maybe if you're a Dogs fan, worst possible start, you
would almost turn on your TV and think that something
messed up.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
So I said, oh, man, I don't need to watch this.
I'd turned it off.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Okay, So you just totally didn't even watch it, well, knowing,
damn well, it was gonna be a probably a pretty
good game.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Well, when it's twenty eight nothing, what game do you
think is gonna be good? What game do you sit
there and oh, you know, twenty eight nothing. I think
they're gonna come back from that.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
They got the dog in them.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
But I didn't even see how they got their twenty
eight points. I didn't even know. I just saw twenty
eight nothing. I'm like, good god, it was like interceptions.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
The one guy almost fumbled a punt, but yeah, it
was a bad interception at the five yard line. They
scored so quick. It was stuff like that, freak stuff
that only happens, like a thousand year storm. That example.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yeah, not too soon. So then we start we're trying
to catch up on Big Brother. So we've turned on
an episode of Big Brother. The wife and I are
watching Big Brother and it's like a two hour or
ninety minute episode something like that, and we're watching it.
In about forty five minutes in, my wife goes, what
what I'm like. I didn't say anything. She goes, oh, oh.
(23:10):
I was like, were you asleep? No? No, no, no,
I wouldn't asleep. I wouldn't asleep. Clustered her, and I'm like,
she goes, keep watching, let's keep watching them all right.
Were you really asleep? She goes, no. I said, if
you're gonna fall asleep, just tell me so I can
turn this off and I don't have to rewatch it
another day when you're awake. I was in sleep, and
she goes, okay, you can turn it off. So then
(23:31):
I turned back on the game and it's just coming
out of halftime.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Because they they were able to get a touchdown before
the half, so it was twenty eight to seven, and
then they're getting the ball back.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
The dogs off and then I turned it on after halftime,
and I mean, it was a phenomenal game, but the
whole time I kept thinking, doesn't matter. Both these teams
are gonna be in the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
That's that's your standing point.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
It was like, it was an exciting game, but it's
all for whatever. Okay, I can see Georgia in the playoff.
I can see Alabama in the playoff. I watched what
game was on before, like Iowa State was playing Houston.
I'm like, neither of these teams suck. They can't be
in the playoff. I was, you know, I watched it
and I was like, Okay, both these teams are good.
They'll both be in the playoffs. Cool, we'll see them
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down the road. They'll it'll be them Ohio State. It
is bad news for Texas though, that Georgia lost.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Because then Georgia and Texas played each other.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
And Georgia can't be losing me. They're they're they're they're
fired up now they had their one loss. That's scary
for Texas.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
It was interesting seeing that Georgia quarterback Becker, Dude had
that Becker never seen that kind of title wave coming
at him. Alabama Crimson tide wave. Yeah, roll tide, roll tide.
And it was awesome seeing him totally like a fish
out of water, honestly, because he's like, he hadn't thrown
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an interception all year, He's never been behind twenty eight
to nothing before, and everything was going wrong for him.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
But then they balled out.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Yeah, and it was also a thing like where it
was almost Alabama's was content just punting, punting, guys, you
realized college football is a crazy thing. And same with
the NFL. But college football with the ability, they're not NFL.
They kick normal, so you could score a touchdown like that.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
I will say watching some college football this weekend, the kickers,
I mean it was fun. You're used to watching the
NFL kickers where they make everything, and I mean, I
don't know how many kicks I saw miss thirty yard
field goal, way left, way right, game tying field goal.
Oh that wasn't even close. Yeah, Lane kiffing went Lane
Kiffin but go ahead. But I was just no.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
I was saying, So, if you are down twenty eight
to nothing and you can get a miracle touchdown before
the half, then it's twenty eight seven. You're only down
twenty one. If you get the ball back first, then
you're only down two scores. If they stop you one
possession and then you score, you're only down one possession.
A four touchdown lead is actually not that big of
(25:52):
a lead. You have to look at it as And
the biggest moment was that Alabama got the ball back
at the start of the second half so they could
keep that momentum start chipping away. And because of that,
I think Alabama thought they were ahead fifty to nothing,
when in all actuality, they were ahead one score, maybe
two scores because of the possession. They were never ahead
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by that much that they were just content they would
run Jalen Milroe ran for four hundred yards in the
first half. Second half, We'll just run him a little
bit to the right and then just sit down and
then he'll just go down. What happened to the guy
that was explosive? They just broke one for forty up
the middle. They had a weird offense that kind of
was content punting.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
They thought they were gonna run, that Georgia would run
out of time.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
And what you're missing with is, yeah, there's gonna be
the twelve teams, sixteen teams, whatever it is. How many
is it twelve? Yeah? I'll answer my own question. What
year don't remember is do you remember those catches from
Ryan Williams? They were unbelievable? Was that cool when Jalen
Williams Jaln Milroe broke one for seventy then, yeah, Jalen
Milroe just went from fourth in the Heisman. He's now
(26:58):
gonna win the Heisman. Apparently there's nobody's and the guy, dude,
it was an awesome saban walking in getting cheered, seeing
the dogs fans. I mean, I got a neighbor. It's
a dog saying bro that is his house has been
dark for two days.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Which is weird because after I watched the second half
and Georgia lost, you know what, I thought, George is better.
George is better in Alabama. I feel like, if they
play that game again, Georgia wins.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
But then and that's how but in a weird, weird way,
advantage Georgia by losing, they won by losing addition by subtraction.
Just from what I saw, that's some big brother rocket science.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
From what I saw, I was like, Georgia is the
better team, and.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Maybe George is smarter than everybody else, and they realized
they didn't need to win that game.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I don't think they lost on purpose. I don't think
that was it. I think they had a crazy, flukey
first half where I guess you said interception, fumble, like
crazy things happened to give Alabama this lead. But then
once they settle down, it was just like hey, and
they picked Alabama's defensive part. In the second half. When
I was watching, those dudes were wide open and then
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they break it for a touchdown, and I'm like, oh
my god, how's Alabama gonna respond? One play? One freaking play.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
But they score too quick tounch down. Then Georgia had
a chance to tie it at the end, and then
another boneheaded interception when you had all the time in
the world.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
You got to make a big play. I don't think
there's a boneheaded interception.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
It was fine, but the receiver, buddy, remember when that
ball is thrown and you got kind of the game
on the line. Bat it down, do something, get an
offensive pass interference or something, give me some effort. Yeah,
it was an entertaining game. We learned the names of
Ryan Williams, we learned some guy name, and.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
I learned, and I learned he's only seventeen. Yeah yeah,
I mean if they could have said he's only seventeen,
one more fucking time. God, I don't care how old
he is. He's in college. He's playing college football. That's it.
Mention it one time and move the on. And then
the one I got it?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Did he? It was he the same guy that had
eyeblacked that said kill everybody.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah. Wow, Well that that means he's gonna take no
prisoners like his opponents. He's gonna kill every single one
of them. Wow. And he's seventeen, So you got to
excuse that EyeBlack. He's only seventeen.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
I was trying to think who called that game. Who
was it that was saying he was seventeen? What was
it herb Street and the Boys?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Oh God, I think so, But he was seventeen. If
you don't know that by now, you're gonna hear every
single game wins his eighteenth birthday, please turn eighteen already.
Good God, can we get this guy a birthday celebration
so I don't have to hear that he's seventeen ever again.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
But him in those jump cuts, dude, he was doing
some moves I've only seen on roller skates. If you
guys have not seen Ryan Williams, dude for Bama the receiver,
he's only seventeen, and some of the stuff that he's
doing on the field. That last time I saw that,
I was on a frozen pond in Michigan. It was cool.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
No, he had some moves like he he was quick,
he had some who WHOA what wo? Excuse me? Where'd
I go? Fun? Entertaining? Good? Uh?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
And I had It was one of those things where
he was tech than the Dodds because they're Dogs fans,
and I was betting with the Dogs, and at twenty
eight to nothing, I said, at twenty one to nothing,
I said, we got them right where we want them
down three scores. I was saying we I was a
Dogs fan. Twenty eight to nothing. I have the proof.
I have the receipts, the timelines, the texts, the screenshots,
Housewives reference. I have that, and I go at twenty
(30:20):
eight to nothing, I said, I still think they come back. Dude.
If they could have come back and won the game,
I would have looked like a congenius to the Dodds.
And Billy and Danny were ragging me all night because
they lost like a thousand on a parlay. Because I
told him the dogs, Dude, I had a text built
up in the thing. It was gonna be the biggest
f you text in my life, like, don't you mother
gers ever can doubt me? You guys are my best friends.
(30:42):
Go yourself, you motherers. Listen these dogs. I told you
they're gonna win and they can came back. Couldn't never
send that text. I couldn't never send it.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Delete the let delete thelef, delete the leap.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
But it was this close to being able to send
that text.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I mean, I will say I did get to watch, yeah,
I mean the second half, first half. Didn't see it.
But I did watch Oklahoma Auburn because the birthday party
I was at the guy's an Auburn.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Graduate Thorn Ray Peyton Thorn good, oh my god. And
the quarterback for Oklahoma he just looks like a wet deer.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
They Oklahoma sucks. They both do Auburn is terrible.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Won Auburn.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
No Oklahoma, that thorn dude threw a pick six.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeah, if a bad dude. I've watched so many Dogs
games this year. I watched Bam every game, the Walls
every game. Oh old Miss, I was watching on Saturday.
I haven't seen a minute of Oklahoma or Auburn because
they're bad.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
They're so bad. Oh you know, I did see a
minute of on Saturday morning. I think of Saturday morning.
Oklahoma State, k State. That Oklahoma State quarterback is awful.
I don't they don't have a better option to play quarterback.
The dude is terrible, terrible.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I know they have Allie Gordon.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
No no, but the Ali Gordon is irrelevant because they
don't have to worry about that guy throwing the ball
because he can't throw it. He can't hit the broadside
of a barn. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
I had Kansas State to minus four and it was
a locked. It wasn't even close. Right. They blew them out.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
It blew the doors off of them. It was so bad.
But yeah, that was it. I mean, there's four good
teams Texas, Georgia, Alabama Falls, Ohio State Ovolves, and Ole
Miss Lane kiffn does what Lane Kevin does. He beats
up the bad teams. Play anybody with the polls, they lose.
I don't ever want to hear talks about Lane Kiffin
being this amazing coach. He can't beat anybody good. They suck.
(32:33):
They're not good, They're irrelevant. Lane Kiffin has given up
alcohol though, Oh congrats, he might want to go back
after that. All right, we're gonna take a break. We'll
come right back, and I need to know how your
fantasy team did. The text from justin did you guys
jump off a ledge? Did you win? We'll be right back.
(32:55):
I mean, I am done trying to figure out who's
good in the NFL, because one minute you think they're good,
in the next minute they're bad. But I'm gonna say,
sample who the Bills they got boat raced. I mean,
the Ravens were dead, they were zero and two. They
suck that. They won. They mow over the Cowboys, they
(33:16):
mow over the Bills. They just absolutely dominated. But I'm
gonna tell you what, you better look out because Tom
Brady two point zero is in the NFL. Patrick Mahomes
two point oh whatever you want to call him, jayde Daniels.
Daniels is so damn good.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Yeah, they pulled that line. Me and Kevin were trying
to look at it. See who's the rookie of the year.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Oh, it's him, it's.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
He show it.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
He is minus five million, minus five million the only
way I mean, of course he could get hurt because
it's only been four games.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Well, we caught that. We could have caught that damn thing.
It eight times your money. God, he and we knew it,
and we let him off the hook. We knew he
was good.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I mean, I am sitting there going, man, if he
was on the Bears, would he be as good? Could
he be better than? And I know it's only four games?
Got to give Caleb a chance. Well guess what, it's
only been four games for Jayden damn Daniels. And he
sees me doing just damn fine. God, I watch him
and I'm just like, oh my god, did we pick
the wrong quarterback? It's two weeks in a row. I'm
(34:12):
watching it, just going, this dude is sensational.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
So why why that's bad scouting? How do you mess
that up when you're able to see these like we
never got to see these dudes at training camp. We
never got to see him perform. We just watched some
TV and know which one's good.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Which it's an inexact science. Nobody knows. I mean, look
at the Niners. They've traded up for Trey Lance. The
dude can't even get off the couch like he's a bum.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
People saying Quinn yours is gonna be one of the
top draft picks. I mean maybe. I mean he's not.
I know, I've seen that type of a quarterback build.
At best, he's Baker Mayfield. Actually, Baker Mayfield's good.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Baker Mayfield's cooking and Tom Brady cooked his ass. Did
you hear Tom Brady?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
No, I need the audio so he can play it.
You want me to play it from the internet.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Do you want to find it? Yeah, yeah, I get it,
phil I will Philip Busser, dude, I mean I watched
Tom Brady for the first time last weekend, Ray, and
I I heard exactly what you were talking about about
how he pauses. It was the Ravens Cowboys and I'm
on the airplane back from Vegas and He's like, man,
the Cowboys really wanted to start the game out by running,
(35:13):
but because the race, I mean, it's like, why the
did you stop? Why did you stop your sentence? It's like,
and he said, but because the Ravens got out to
a big lead, that they were unable to do that.
Just finish the sentence. There was no need for a pause, Like,
you know, what's cliche is we want to have a
fast start. That's so stupid because everybody wants to have
(35:35):
a fat Why did you say? Why do you pause?
So annoying?
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Yeah, he talks weird, and I've seen his commercials. They're
hilarious and they're really well done. Him just promoting products
is good. For whatever reason. He's just not a great commentator.
Then someone hit me with this. Do you think he's
mid thought, mid sentence, and he's watching the game and
he gets caught up in the game. He gets like
(35:59):
he gets distracted by what's going on on the field.
Can you figure a rhetorical question, Yes, it's a rhetorical
question because I might no, because he's not calling play
by play, he's killing commentary.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
And this is a Baker. Mayfield talked about how he
restored the fun in Tampa, how it was a little
too stressful. Some people made football not fun and Tom
Brady on the broadcast of the Buccaneers Afel.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Jab At our guy here said quote, they wanted me
to come in, be myself, bring the joy back to
football for guys who weren't having as much fun. It's
funny because you've made this environroom for me very stressful
up here in the booth. So I understand where he's
coming from.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Do you feel it?
Speaker 3 (36:38):
No? No, Well, I was gonna say. I thought stressful
was not having Super Bowl rings. So there was a
mindset of a champion that I took to work every day.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
This wasn't daycare.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
If I wanted to have fun, I was going to
go to Disneyland with my kids.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
So you know, as you were saying, I mean absolutely
took Baker to the woodshed. I mean, listen, Tom Brady,
that is what we want when I tune into a game,
that is what I want to hear. I want to
hear you say things like that. Don't let someone talk
shit about you bringing you. Let the people have it.
(37:20):
You are the greatest to ever do it. And you
buried Baker Mayfield. Baker Mayfield is digging himself out of
that grave, like, oh my god, I just got roasted
by tom Brady. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
See that's a little bit of tom Brady's personality. I
feel in this first couple. I hate to break down
an analyst, but I don't know if that's interesting or not.
Him the way he was calling the games, he was
trying to be too politically correct. He was trying to
be too bland, blase, a generic. That's him with a
little bit of a cut. That's kind of that's his personality.
He accidentally let his personality show, which I wish that's
(37:55):
how he was.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Be like that that I will tune into. And here's
the thing. If you're into betting, whatever game tom Brady
is on, it's going to be a blowout, So you
just have to figure out which team's gonna blow the
other team out.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Wait, why does it always get awkward?
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Or you know, every game he's been on, he was
on the Cowboys Browns, Cowboys blow him out. He was
on the Cowboys Ravens, Ravens blow them out, he was
on the Bucks Eagles Blocks bloom out. And you know,
every game he's been on his blowout. So there's no
audience that stays around and watches him.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
And it's not good for him because then he's just
there filibustering because there's not a great game on the field,
so you've got to fill all these empty spaces.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Yeah, it's thirty one to seven. You're like, oh man, yeah,
this is exciting game, Like your.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Child's Juzelle Brady? How was she in bed?
Speaker 3 (38:42):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (38:42):
They get some blowouts that are so bad that one guy,
Kevin Gearhart, all of a sudden starts asking, Hey man,
is that does vorce finalize yet?
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Hey man, so have you taken up Judo? Hey?
Speaker 2 (38:58):
I saw you in the news. What take your bagging nowadays?
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Hey? Hey, Tom, you know now that you addressed the
Baker Mayfield stuff, anything you want to tell you? Did
you want to address those rumors that you dated Kim Kardashian?
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Hey Tom, did you ever go with Diddy? You guys
ever go to one of those freakoffs?
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Oh Tom? Do you ever go to those one of
those all white parties? Oh? Man?
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Oh man, dude, I think I'm good for the rest
of my life hearing if a kid's seventeen years old
on the football field and these Diddy freakoffs. This dude
would call these things freakoffs? And why does that term
in the court document. It was used over and over again.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
I mean the judge, just imagine the judge in there.
All right, let me see this case, you know, all right,
all right, this next case was a drug trafficking cool cool,
I put that aside. Now this one, oh freak off
and then he made a grow and they did a
freak off for three hours. Oh and then another freak
off on this Saturday. Let me freak off. Let me
google that.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Sometimes these freak offs would last a couple of days.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
I mean, yes, And I'm gonna tell you what, Chiefs Kingdom,
Oh my.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
God, they're in trouble because of the injury.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Right, everybody's hurt. They don't have anybody but check O
or she Rice, Hollywood Brown. And here's another thing.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
They still got the angel of Taylor Swift though.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
If you need to know what wide receiver is gonna
go off that week, have a wide receiver throw temper
tantrum or the media say they don't have it anymore?
Ceedee lamb. Oh my god, he was throwing a fit
on the sideline last week Thursday night. What happened? Fed
him the ball over and over and over. The Travis Kelcey,
(40:43):
all the articles this week. Oh, Travis Kelcey's done. He
look at him, he looks miserable. On the sideline. Comes
out this weekend. Hondo has like ninety yards receiving ten catches. Whatever.
I mean, it's so obvious they're gonna start feeding them
the freaking ball.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Dude. Look at all the Chiefs fans that were at
that Chargers game.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
I mean, the Chiefs are four to no and they
score about twelve points a game, and they they're not
very good.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Well, now I see why Patty Mahomes wasn't a high
draft pick.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
I mean, well, that offensive line that he's running for
his life. He has no one to throw the ball to.
He threw one to sky Moore, sky Moore right through
his hands, and sky Moore went, damn man, I still
can't catch the damn ball. They benched me that all
these people get hurt, I get a chance again, I
still can't catch the damn ball.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
Well, with that injury, I think it's safe to say
they don't threepeat. They said torn a cl I means yeah,
I'm done for the year.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
I don't think they threepeat unless they go get Devonte Adams,
maybe Amari Cooper, heyll come get Keenan Allen from the Bears.
We don't need them. He played one game he played
this weekend. He had three catches for twenty nine yards.
But the Bears win, Yes, they won, but not we
(41:50):
beat the Rams with no I mean the Rams don't
have anybody on their team right now. Everybody's hurt. We
still suck. We suck. We can't move the ball. We
just look so terrible there.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
I will say this, if you were at your house,
you had a barbecue, you had the kids running around,
husbands got a raging hangover. The games kind of sucked
NFL sometimes with the team matchups. The good one was
last night, which I was embedded, but I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
It wasn't good. It was over from the beginning. It
was like twenty one to nothing.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
At one point, I'm sitting there watching Chiefs Chargers.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Was so boring, so I took a nap.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Guys, for the first month of this NFL season, it
has been every second of the day I've been watching
for an entire hour. I took a nap because the
games are so boring.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
It was so boring. The good one was the Falcon Saints.
It wasn't pretty to watch but I thought the Falcons
were gonna go full Falcon where they lead, lead, lead,
and then give up a touchdown late and lose. But
they were able to go down and kick a field,
go and win. I was like, all right, but they
didn't cover the two and a half. Do we want
text from Justin? Yeah? I would like text from Justin now, please?
All right, we'll take a break and we'll get text
from Justin right after this.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
This is what I woke up to the bleep button ready.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
I did get a text from batter's box and he said,
I thought.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
We're in the text from Justin's segment New Survivor twenty Bucks.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
You want in? I said, yes, go ahead, Justin.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
I'm at a gay Pride event, so I'll need more detail.
I have no idea what he was talking about. I said,
we're tied tonight, we have Lamar he has cooked. Tomorrow
we have Kenneth and Charbonnay, they're gonna split. Then it'll
be Gibbs versus Tyreek. I said, does that make sense
to you? He said no, it doesn't explain. And I
said that we played Brock. I said, well, Brock does
(43:35):
without a condom, but he doesn't know we have a
ballgag in the back. And then Justin said, we've ballgagged
him hard. Lamarver's cooked tonight. The determining factor. My sources
say it's a big one. AI is picking them in
the ass. I said, yeah, we definitely need to be
(43:55):
in the lead going into tomorrow or it's pucker up time. Justin,
youked us with Moss. We still have three to play
a piece. It's coming down to Shard neigh Verors Kenneth me.
Moss had a pretty solid game. Are you on mushrooms? Justin?
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (44:12):
And then eight seventeen PM I went to bed. These
are the ten messages I woke up to. Lamar, we
are looking brock senseless, Lamar, Mother, eight percent chance this
hat wins. Hell, yeah, stick, wake up. We don't can lose.
Battery Box got picked. He ain't we him? Batter's Box,
(44:36):
Muscle Dick is losing. It's too easy. Welcome to four
and oh mother, he started bad about the Batter's Box.
We're not even playing him but your brother.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
But you talk about your brother.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Had the worst Fantasy week I've ever seen. He had
guys that like died on the field.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Like yes, fifty eight points.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
You look at his steeve. You didn't have a guy
that had more than two points. He just had horrible luck.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Oh god, oh no, he's dead. Yeah he has tank Dell.
Then Joku all hurt. Oh oh, he's in trouble.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Me See, fantasy is an interesting bird because you can
have one hell of a team. One week, the injury
bug strikes, and next thing you know, you're a You
go from a peregrine falcon to a humming bird.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
Yeah. Or you could have a you could have a
Mari Cooper on your team and he scored two points,
two points, so then last week you bench him, he
scored twenty six points, and then you put him back
in the lineup this week. And what's he do? Let
me tell you what he does. He scores an eighty
two yard touchdown. Mother, Okay, yeah, called back by holding.
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Oh that h I always way when I'm watching these
fantasy guys in the quad cam, I always wait about
ten seconds. Make sure there's no flags. Okay, let's cheer.
Let's cheer. That's cheer. That's a that's a that's a touchdown.
Let's cheer, let's cheer. There's no flags, No flags everybody
and then uh fantasy wise points.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Oh oh yeah, we.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Can't get a tight end to score us a point
to save our dicks. So we got Giseki okay, oh
he was wide open, had minus point four points. We
could have benched our tight end and scored more points
than GISEKEI. We can't get a tight end to save
our ass.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
The tight end is irrelevant. Mark Andrews, I mean, I
have him in a dynasty league where you keep them
until you want to get rid of him. Someone offered
me a first round pick this past draft for Mark
Andrews because in this league, like tight ends, like every
catch is worth more like double points and all this.
I was like, hell, No, Mark Andrews is the cream
(46:41):
of the crop. He got zero points.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Dude, he's old.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
He sucks. If I would have traded him, I mean,
finding a tight end that does is worth a shit
right now is impossible, guys.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
I'll tell you this.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Though no one uses the tight end anymore, no one
passes the tight end.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
The worst feeling in fantasy sports is putting a guy
in your starting lineup in him scoring zero. Josh Reynolds,
we got off the waiver wire for the Tenver Broncos.
Bro he had zero points against the Jets. I mean,
did he even run a route? At least tell me
that he had a couple of targets.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Oh, speaking of the Jets, dude, the Browns are terrible
and the Jets are terrible. Aaron Rodgers cannot move.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Forget about comeback Player of the Year. That is going
to go to Sam Donald, Sam Donald where But he
wasn't gone, He wasn't hurt. Are you still on the
list for whatever?
Speaker 1 (47:28):
It makes no sense. It's not like he win anywhere.
He didn't get hurt. He was still in the league.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
Yes, so they get benched and they just play that
call counts account back.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Yeah, it comes back from the bench.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
I watched some of that game, and all the Broncos
did was blitz blitz blitz, and Aaron Rodgers couldn't move.
He couldn't get out of the way.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
I didn't see it, dude, I'm not watching a ten
to nine game.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Well, they were my eliminator.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
I'm not watching any game that the Broncos. They're so boring. Yeah,
they got Cortland Sutton, Jerry, Judy, Judy some other play.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
No, Judy's on the Browns. Jerry Judy catches balls now.
I don't understand how bad the Browns are. They are
so goddarn bad.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Hey, and I don't think I can cash out of this,
but I have three hundred dollars. Would you let it
ride for the Titans tonight or would you cash out
of it.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
The Titans to win? Yeah, I'd cash the hell out.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
I don't think I can because it was a free bet,
so I have to let it ride.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
Oh my god, yeah, one hundred percent of the tit
I don't, I don't. I don't know how the Titans
win the game. I think the Lions are gonna win
the game.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
They're going against Brett Hunley. The last time the guy
was a quarterback was from Montana State University, Catholic.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
I don't give a damn let me, let me. Let's
just look at the playmakers. Jayleen Waddle, who you got
better than? Jayleen Waddle?
Speaker 2 (48:51):
Kidd me? Hop?
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Okay, all right, Tyreek Hill.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
Damien Pollard, Hollared, don't even know who that is. We
leave us as prime to have a good game. I
don't even it's even the quarterbacks at random.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Actually, no, no, I don't see that. I don't know
how they're gonna win, and the Lions are gonna win.
The Lions are gonna win. The Seahawks, listen, I love
what they've done. They haven't played anybody. They beat the
Patriots in overtime. They beat a rookie quarterback and Bo
Nicks in his first start. I don't know who they
beat the other game. Oh, they beat the Dolphins when
they didn't have a quarterback. No, thank you. Don't worry Seahawks.
(49:29):
They get they get run tonight.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Hey, and that Friday night, we didn't talk about this.
I wanted to say it. Did you watch any of
that Miami Hurricanes last second?
Speaker 3 (49:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (49:37):
I got a text from my brother saying, oh my gosh,
did you see that?
Speaker 2 (49:40):
And I'm like, no, what what Virginia Tech dude, last
play the game? The ref it wasn't I mean, it
was not a touchdown, and the refs called it a touchdown.
So then you got to have indisputable evidence to overturn it. Okay,
then the refs look at the evidence, and I mean
the guy definit the ball moved. I mean, but you
can't really overturn it when there's not. So the refs
(50:00):
made two bad calls on the field. They called it
a touchdown, so then all of a sudden, Virginia. Initially
nobody made any signal, so Miami thought they won the championship.
And then they said touchdown Virginia Tech. So then Virginia
Tech thinks that they won. Then they reviewed it and
it took forever, and they came back and said, we're
(50:21):
overturning the call. It was incomplete. So Virginia texts going crazy, pissed,
and Miami's going nuts buck ass wild and Miami and
the lights start flickering again. They start partying again in
South Beach.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
I mean, how do you do it?
Speaker 2 (50:35):
There was so many bodies and only one ball.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
Ye, there's like six people in this picture. There are six.
There's four Miami Hurricanes and two Virginia Tech guys. It
looks like he comes down with the ball in his hand,
feet touched down. He's going to the ground. Did he
survive the ground? I can't tell. Man, Now, oh wait
(50:58):
that guy, wait, where's the ball?
Speaker 2 (51:02):
And then it pops out?
Speaker 1 (51:05):
I mean that's impossible.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
Well, and the ref's explanation, was you ready for it?
They said the defender had his ass on the out
of bounce line and he touched the ball before it
was a completed survived the ground catch, and his ass
was out of bounce. So since he was out of bounce,
the electricity goes through his body from out of bounce
and hits the ball and makes it an out of
bounce play. Wow, that's why they made that call.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
Makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
It was he in I don't know. Was it a touchdown,
I don't know. Was it incomplete, I don't know. But
the refs initially made a bad call and then secondarily
made a bad call because regardless of the indisputable evidence,
they still overturned a call.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
Like all the Virginia Tech people are waving by by
the Miami fans, they're like, ah, we got your ass.
I'm waiting. No, no, no, we didn't get you.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
And the new thing, you know, the night night stuff.
Curry did that.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
Oh dude, did you see what's his name?
Speaker 2 (51:54):
The International golf guys? Hilarious. So now everybody's doing the
night night It means you go to sleep. There's a
new one because Miami and Virginia Tech were doing it.
You like plug your nose and you do the elephant thing.
So every time Virginia Tech scored, they went to the fans,
plugged their nose and did the elephant dick. And then
every time Miami scored, they plugged their nose and do
(52:16):
the elephant dick. And so then the game ends and
they overturned the call and Miami wins. Cam Warden the
boys plug their nose elephant dick. I don't know code.
Look for it. It's the newest celebration. I have no
idea what it is is.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
I don't care. I can we come up with, Like
why does everyone do the same celebration like when a deepense?
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Well I think the one team was making fun of
the other team. But I think it's the new celebration,
plug your nose, elephant dick. I have no idea what
it means.
Speaker 1 (52:40):
It's like when ever the defense gets a turnover, they
all run to the end zone. Stop with that shit.
Stop come up with something new. We go to the
end we all run to the end zone. Stop it stop.
I hate it. It drives me nuts, Like, come up
with something new.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
Well, you know why, you don't really have too many
defensive touchdowns.
Speaker 1 (52:57):
They're not prac not even touchdowns right, I'm talking just
getting an interception, they run to the end zone and
pose for a picture, do something different.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
But none of them can plan it because it's so
unexpected when there's a defensive turnover, and when it happens,
there's like, ah, what tru we do? Family picture? Yeah,
you're right. They've been doing that for five years and
it's so annoying.
Speaker 1 (53:17):
It tries me. I don't know why I hate that
so much, but it's very annoying. All Right, have a
great Monday, guys. Enjoy it's a stupid doubleheader. But I
won't Titans Dolphins will be unwatchable. It'll be unwatchable.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
Well, considering I have three hundred dollars on the line,
I'm gonna go to bed all afternoon. I'm gonna stay
up for it, and I'll give a full report. Okay,
I'm kidding, I won't. Oh, all right, we out my
buddy in South Beach, Danny. He says, Dolphins win by
thirty thirty.
Speaker 1 (53:44):
Yeah, I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (53:46):
They were also ice cold this weekend.
Speaker 1 (53:49):
Ask Billy.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
Then I'll bet the billy lost another grand this weekend.
And he blames me because I said the dogs. But
I was two seconds away from sending that text. I
had the biggest FU text locked and loaded back through
an interception minute left.
Speaker 1 (54:05):
I mean, yeah, you tried to tell me who's good
in the NFL. I have no idea. I mean, but
the Commanders are gonna win the NFC East. We should
plus two sixty. I know you probably got it at
the beginning of year. Probably got that plus two thousand.
Speaker 2 (54:19):
Now seven or eight?
Speaker 1 (54:20):
Probably no, Oh god, what was there? I mean, I mean,
Washington over under wins to start this season. They're over
underwins with six and a half. Yeah, let's start the season.
(54:40):
Oh my god, that's crazy. They're they're so good. I
don't know what it is about him to win the
NFC East. At the beginning year there plus twelve hundred.
It was.
Speaker 2 (54:55):
It was kind of close. We're actually both I was
five hundred off. You were eight hundred off.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
God, oh man, I don't know. All right. Yeah, that's tough.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
That's tough.
Speaker 1 (55:09):
That is so tough. I hate it. I mean there's
always those surprise teams, and hey, dude, the Vikings they
are for real, they are so good.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
Sore losers. Locks moved from there. Maybe that's why he
lives in Arizona now.
Speaker 1 (55:25):
Maybe that's why Arizona sucks in Minnesota's good, because damn
they are. They are wrecking shop that defense. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
All right, I'm stopping this.
Speaker 1 (55:34):
Yeah, I thought you stopped it a long time ago.
I'm looking for my snare.
Who oh your back, dude, Thank goodness, you're bad. We
got an email that let's just say it. Coatures. You
could tell Ray wasn't there pumping the sound on the
pod with pits and box it's harvest sison in an
attractor cab. It was hard to hear. Keep up the
good work bumping that sound, Coach, Cison, short King Ray Mundo,
(00:25):
thanks so to South Dakota farmer.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, you know, it really is harvesting sison. Those pumpkins, dude,
that that field that I drive by, it might be.
I'd say, there's ten thousand pumpkins in it, and it's
the orange ones, it's the white ones. And what I
learned is with pumpkin harvesting, how do you think you
pick a pumpkin?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
You pull it off the vine.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Nope, there's mother gers out there with machetes, dude, and
you hack saw it and then that then you take
it and box it.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
It's so thick that you've got a hack saw it.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, I don't know why. Sometimes you got a long stem,
sometimes you got a short one.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I never knew that. You know that now that I
look at it. That is pretty thick when you get
a big stem It's like, I don't know how I'd
yanked that off.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Dude. I was out there the other day and I
saw these guys. I thought they were killing somebody in
the field. No, they were hacks on a pumpkin. Do
you call nine to one one, Hey, we got an emergency.
They got hack saws out there. They're taking it. Oh,
it's just pumpkins.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Never mind.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, they got jack jack O'Lanterns.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Oh man, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
We're gonna do it live. Arnold is not here today.
What backstory of that is? He went out drinking. He
tied one on on Friday, I continued on to Saturday
and Sunday. And the way he tells me is either
he'll drink for a month straight or he'll take a
month off.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
That's interesting. So one month on, one month off, sort
of like the guys that work on the oil rings.
We got a lot of people that, no, we don't
do we have anybody that works on the oil rigs.
You know what I'm talking about. They go out in
the golf probably a month, and then they come back
for a month, and then they went.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Exon Valdez, we had that oil spill.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh we did. I did a report on it in college,
me and Tiffany Kramer.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Not the exon Valdiz. Remember the oil spill in around
two thousand and twenty ten, and it took him in
the golf all that time to try and clean it up. Yes,
and so. On the TV screen everyday Fox News would
say day seven of the oil spill, Day eight, day ten.
So when I worked on that country show, there the host,
(02:24):
he was on his final days. He would start the
show with day number thirty of the oil spill. Oh
that's that was his opening line. Really, good morning, Austin,
day forty five of the oil spill. Every day, dude,
it was awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I'm like, hell of a lead man, day day forty
seven of hot weather.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
And I want to say, they clean it up around
day seventy and so then he finally stopped doing it all.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Right, let me let me go give that a Google.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
When I would run their board, I was like, thank god, dude,
they cleaned up that oil oil spill. I thought this
dude was gonna keep doing it for a year.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oil spill end goal.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I want to say it was around seventy It was
like two months. It affected ducks.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
The deep water horizon oil spill and the Gulf of
Mexico took several years. Okay, that's uh. No on April twentieth,
twenty ten, releasing four million barrels of oil over eighty
seven days. Wow, how long.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Did it take to clean up? Uh?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Several years? But the they say about eighty seven days
the oil Dude?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
What did I tell you? I said seventy.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
They said the well was capped after eighty seven days,
so they maybe that's what they mean. That's what you did,
the countdown until they got the cap on.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Man, So eighty seven was the final day, eighty seven
of the oil spill. Dude, how do you remember that shit?
I knew it was around seventy days the oil spill.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's amazing how snip and what stupid things we remember, right,
Like you remember the dumbest shit in the world, like
that has no bearing on life, but you remember it vividly.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Why I lost our laugh track? I hope this is it.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
That's impressive, all right.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
People don't know this, but we have a database of
ten thousand clips, and I was explaining to the people
in our new building how important it is to transfer
over all these clips. I just about lost one found it,
so we're all good. Good.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I was worried about it because I did click on
a lot of them the other day trying to find
the right ones, and they weren't the right ones.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Ray, can they transfer over my bone heads?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Now?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I don't need that those will all be safely transferred
over to the new building.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I don't I don't want to see that highlight good.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I posted on my gosh Thursday or Friday our new
studios for the podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I did see that, but I don't think those are them. Yeah,
I don't know where we do the podcast from. How
does that work?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Well, let me just say this. I saw the rooms
and not once did they say your podcast room.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
So with that said, that's why I kind of just
posted a generic room because I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
If we have one question. Do Clay and Buck have
a studio over there?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
No? I think they stay here. No, dude, you're gonna
have to bury them with this building. They ain't leaving.
Hell no, we won't go. Hell no, we won't go.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
If you see him at the ice cream shop again,
you need to tell him we're moving building.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Hey, Clay, you know you got your mail of this
building dude, like, can you come get it cause we're
about to move, you know, do you know we're moving?
Here's the new address, man, Like, I'll get you a
key card. If you need to get in, just shoot
me a text. I'll let you in.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
That's a whole other ordeal. How many key cards you
have now?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Three?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
You're gonna need four at the new one.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
There is an app, there is a fob. There's a
thing you put on your car. There's another thing you
put on your car that's a sticker for a particular
parking space. So if you, in theory, want to take
more than one vehicle to work for the rich rich employees,
it's impossible because you can have one thing on one vehicle.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
What if I'm going downtown for the night and I
want to take the family, do I need to switch
the sticker out of a vehicle?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
And I bet it works all the time. But what
I need to find out is if it's just our
office hours that we can park there, because you know,
we'd be hitting Broadway and parking there.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Now, that's what I'm saying, sore losers convention. You know
where I'll be parking. I'll be parking at the building.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Dude, we get all the losers to park there too.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Hey, guys, come on in, come on in. I'll just
that my thing. I'll zap my thing. And they're like, uh,
building out of parking. Seems like a lot of employees
are working late on this Saturday night in January. Yeah,
big deal, big deal. But hey, yeah, we're uh, we're
a convention. D we had we haven't been having meetings.
We're about to we're about to lock it in.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Well are we going to talk about it on or
off the microphone?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I'll probably off the microphones. Probably off the microphones. But
we've been lining stuff up. Yo, it's looking like a
great weekend in lost Nashville. But yeah, we haven't announced
it officially.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I don't know what city. You just said, all right,
you want to start the show man?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
What is that Nashville? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
This is Morgan Wallen's tea he has t Yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Really yeah, what what does the ryle mean? Though? What
does that have to do? It's a real deal ryl
oh see, I'm out of touch. Yeah, it does say
Morgan Wallen right there on it smart All right.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I'm gonna get to talking to him. See if they
want to maybe sponsor the convention.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yoh man, I like that. I like that.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Brought to you by Morgan Wallen's Tea. All right, let's
start it. We're gonna do live Oh the one, two three,
So loser?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah it says, and I'm an alpha male. I live
on the north side of Nashville with Bazer. She was
a Broadway girl. Took her there, didn't kidnap her. We're
actually engage married, and I legally took her to the country.
It's beautiful. We love it. Two point two acres, white
picket fence. I'm gonna have a heart attack, but I'm
seventy two. Love the crops, love watching the crops get wet.
And boy, we have a river to the side of
our house, a waterfall, a pond, a creek. We got
(08:13):
a ton of water. Thank god, we didn't flood like
East Tennessee and other parts that are adversely affected by
the storm. For us, it was just new bodies of water.
Everyone is safe in Nashville over to you.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, and all our losers out there. I hope you're
doing all right, Florida, North Carolina, all over there wherever
the storm hit. Hopefully you're surviving. I saw one guy
in our fantasy league is in North Carolina. He had
no service and some of the players that were active
were on his bench. He didn't know because he had
no service, couldn't get his lineup. But feel sorry for you.
(08:45):
But more important things is that you're okay. But uh,
I'm gonna tell you. I went home this weekend because
I went to Austin because I had a funeral to
go to and I didn't take the kids, didn't take
the wife, just me, just in out real quick funeral,
pay my respects, condolences to the family. And I FaceTime
(09:05):
my kids and we got hit with the marketing bug again.
Because I FaceTime, I'm like, how's your day going? And
all I hear is.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
We got Prime, Way got Prime, We got Prime.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
And they are showing me their stupid Prime drink that
they got.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
It's the best drink in the world. Dad, we got Pride,
we got Prime.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
So I'm trying to have a conversation with them and
all they can yell is.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
We got Pride? We got Pride.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
For five minutes it was they got Prime.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I was harmonizing with you.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I understand, and I'm like, how the hell did you
guys get Prime? Mom? They said, well, we went to
the doctor and we got shots. Flu season, so we
had to get the flu shots. So they got their
flu shots and they go and so I draw our
flu shot.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
We prime. We got Prime.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
And I'm like, well, why did you get prime? In
a freak cookie from the grocery store? Good enough? And
my wife jumps in and she goes, sorry. I had
to bribe them. They would not stop screaming about how
much their arm hurt because they got a shot. And
I told him, oh, well you guys want to go
get Prime. She goes Immediately the crying stopped, their arm
didn't hurt anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
D it's the worst man. You never forget shot time, never,
because you actually feel, like in the moment when I
was a child that you did something wrong, you.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Think it's the worst thing ever. And like when they
do it on like a little kid, like when you
have like a newborn or whatever and you go out
there a few weeks or six months, I don't even
remember how like old they are when you go maybe
a year old, maybe two years. But they come in
with a tray of like six shots and they just.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Go whack whack, whack whack.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Why I mean they stabbed him so freaking fast. It
is like five seconds and they do six shots. It's amazing.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Wait, do they try to trick the kids with something else?
Look over here, shiny ball as stab they're older.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
No, they say, okay, this here we go. Look the
other way. If you don't want to feel, you know,
it's gonna hurt a little bit. And they put it in.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Because for us with the COVID shot, they just showed
us chicks hooters. I didn't even feel the thing.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
They had me looking one direction. The next thing, stab
no more COVID nineteen They said a body.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
They said, would you like to pick up a magazine?
I picked it up and it was a Playboy.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
I was like whoa.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
And then and then they're like, all right, you're all done.
I'm like, what do you mean. They're like, we already
gave me the shot, and I'm like, why, I'm only
on page three. Hold on, I'm gonna be here for
a minute. And I kept looking. See, yeah, my kids
got prime, and I mean they saved it all freaking weekend.
They were so disciplined because they didn't want to drink
all their Prime in one city, so they drank a
(11:44):
little bit, then they'd put it back in the fridge.
Four hours later they'd go get some more. So I
come home on Saturday and it's like they are still
drinking their Prime Sunday morning. Still got the prime. Dad, Look,
I got strawberry banana prime. I'm like, yeah, but that's
not really that good for you. He goes, how can
it not be good for me if it has strawberries
(12:05):
and bananas in it? And that's when you try to
explain to a four year old, Hey man, there ain't
real strawberries and bananas in that thing. It is just flavoring. Goes, no, Dad,
it's a strawberry banana. Right here. I have strawberry banana
and he has blueberry.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Hey. When you get home from a run, are you
thinking about doing a prime or a Morgan wall? In realty?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Usually I just do a little of a thing of
called tap water out of the sink.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Would you ever do a prime? Though? After a run?
You ever think man, it was ninety out there. I
would love something with a little bit more electrolytes. I'm
gonna get a Prime.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
No, I've only had prime one time in my life
is when my kid got into a soccer game and
I thought, not for me, I'd really go with Gatorade.
I think Gatorade tastes.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Better Gatorade light. The fat free, sugar free, calorie free
Gateorade is actually better than the normal Gatorade, and Boomer agrees.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
I agree with that also. I like Gatorade and the
zero Gatorade or whatever it's called well done. But yeah,
so the prime bug hit my household again this weekend,
and then what else hit my house this weekend? I
just want to say a big screw you to the
family that had a birthday party where all three kids
were invited. We went over there on Saturday and they
had a scientist come. I don't even know if he's
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a real scientist, but he brought fossils and they did
some like carving of fossils, and they made their own
fossil with some sand and some mixture, and they got
to touch fossils and it was really quite cool, and
he was like showing us He's like, look, parents, these
are real fossils. Did you know that Nashville was underwater
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for how are many years? And there's fossils everywhere. So
if you go down to the creek, keep your eyes open.
I'm like, if my kid brought me that damn thing,
I'd be like, that's just a rock. Throw it back.
I wouldn't even notice it's a fossil. But okay, but
we leave the party and they do what I don't like.
They gave out party favors and what did they put
(13:58):
in the party favors slime? Slime, and inside the slime
is a dinosaur. So it's like you're digging up a fossil,
you know what I mean. It's like whatever. Well, I
don't know if you've ever had slim around your house, ray,
if it gets on anything, it's absolutely ruined.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah, that wouldn't be coming anywhere close.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
So my baby box decides to make a necklace out
of his his slime and it gets all over his shirt. Well,
that shirt's out, okay, cool, So then we're playing with slime.
He drops it on the floor and there's a little
bit of dirt on it. He's like, I'm gonna wash
it off, and he goes to sink and he washes
it off. Then what's he do? Ray grabs a dish
towel to dry it off. Well, that dish towel's ruined.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Great boss him.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
So then the little one baby box three. He gets
a washcloth and starts, you know, putting it. Oh, Dad,
I got I got slime on the washcloth. All right,
Well that's in the trash. And then came the nail
in the coffin. Last night when we sat down for
din and my wife sat in her chair.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Ray I sat down and went right up my asshole.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
And she said, oh, no, whose slime is this? Sat
right on the slime. She goes, that's why we can't
have nice things. That's why we can't have nice things.
I've worn. This is the second time I've worn these
pants and they have slime on them. Now they're ruined.
And so I texted the family that had the party.
(15:28):
I said, just so you know, uh, my wife's pants
were like a word with whoever decided to give out slime.
Because they have been ruined, we will be sending you
a bill. And they replied, oh, I'm so sorry. We
thought it was a good idea to send slime. I
thought the kids would love it. I don't think they
got my joke. But that's my weekend, right, Coach.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
When people are dealing with flood waters and standing at
the top of their house because they're in six feet
of water, and you're talking about six inches of slime, monster, coach.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I know, I know, it's totally different.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Ray, I've got a couple complaints. You ever seen gen
green slime?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Man, have you ever seen algae in your house? Because
the six feet of water? Yeah, Ray, I'm here to
complain about slime. Anybody else got any complaints? Yeah? I
haven't had water in a month.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Oh yeah, we don't have electricity. Well do you have slime?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Dude? I thought that storm was just gonna hit Florida,
and then when the rain it ended up being worse
in the Carolinas and then East Tennessee than it wasn't Florida,
it seemed dude.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I had no I had no idea it was gonna
be that.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Bit and the death toll under ten until it got
to the mountains in those regions. That's when it went
up to one hundred and something.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Is it because they didn't expect it to hit there
so hard and so people didn't evacuate. Is that why
that happened? I don't know. I didn't pay much attention
because I was dealing with the funeral and I, you know,
did they know it was gonna be that much rain
and caused that much devastation in the Carolina?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
That much rain? No Carolina. I have a friend in Charlotte.
That seems like it can drain pretty well. You know,
it's one of those whereas North Carolina. Dude, some of
that looked like mudslides.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, like I saw some of like the road washed away,
like because the mountain came down with so much water
and just wow, took the Highway away.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I saw one point it said on the bottom line
Tennessee and North Carolina. I forty washed out. I mean
that sounds like a pretty main vein. Yeah, the Highway,
Like it's just the road I drive home. That's exactly
what my wife said. She goes like, I forty you know,
like the road we take when we go to North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
It's gone.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
How does that wash out?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Uh? Well, so like this, it rains at the top
of the mountain and a lot of.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
It comes That forest is greater than the asphalt.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yes, And you don't realize how powerful water is. People think, oh,
just water, it's not that bad. No, it's really strong.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah. I've never actually had that kind of rain before.
It hit Friday, Thursday morning, Friday morning, one of the
two Thursday night. Yes, dude, I was going ten miles
an hour on the end state. Really, I mean I
thought I was gonna I hydroplane and I got thirty
inch tires with grips.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
It was one of those. So that's what they got
hit with. We just have better drainage systems and lakes and.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Rivers, right, I don't think we got hit with as
much that we didn't.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
That's what it was, Yeah, because I mean now we
got a taste of what they had and it was bad.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Wow. Yeah, it was a bad news, bad weekend. I
mean it was rough.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I mean they I mean, I know you were on
sixth Street. You wouldn't know.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
No, no, no, no, I wasn't on sixth streets. See, that's
the thing. I was at my parents' house.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
What are you guys talking pod talking shop? Your dad
thinks he's a podcaster now.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
No, no, But we were driving the other day. We
were driving the other day and uh, we pull up
at a stoplight and someone rolls down their window. What op, large?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
What up? Large? What up?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
And I'm like, what up? He's a r C lighter Dad.
I was like, all right later and he rolls up
his window and baby box on the back goes, Dad,
Who's that? I was like, I don't know, and he goes,
he probably listened to you on the pod.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Because he's one of the pod guys.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Since when do you listen to like, say, listen to
the pod? Like, who are you hilarious? Now? In his
six street. I was just at my parents' house and
then I went and watched the nephew play some flag football.
Saw him throw a touchdown pass. That's what I'm talking about. Oh,
in what level flag football?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Grade?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
He's in third grade?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Wow? What did Joe burrow?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Well, it was like a five yard pass and then
it got run all the way for a touchdown. But
it was a touchdown pass.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Sounds like something Leavis is gonna be thrown tonight.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
More like interceptions. We'll take a break. We'll be right back, dude.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Our opening segment was the Slime Monster.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah. I wasn't planning to go there. Uh wow, what
a game?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yeah? I know, dude, are you freaking kidding me? Freaking nuts?
Speaker 1 (19:57):
It was?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
But nannas it was Oranges. What game are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Uh? Alabama Georgia.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah, dude, I took a nap to prepare for that one,
and I even did an insight. I say, guys, I
don't stay up late often. First of all, these games
don't start when they say they're supposed to. I took
a nap. You'll get to the game. I took a
nap from four thirty to five thirty. I was fully
prepared to sit down and watch the whole game. Supposed
to start at six thirty, it's six forty six fifty.
I don't think that sucker started till about seven o'clock
(20:25):
Central time.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I do believe they trick you all the time, and
if you look like like Nashville, I'll see they do this. Also,
they say, oh, game seven thirty, and you're like, oh
my god, we got to be there by seven thirty.
Gotta be there by seven thirty. But if you actually
go in and click on the ticket, it actually says
like kickoff six forty eight or seven forty eight, So
they want you in your seat so it looks full
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at the beginning. It's like the pregame activity start at
seven thirty, like where the teams walk out, they sing
the national anthem, they do the fireworks. It's not really
what time it starts. And I think they do that
to you on TV. I think the TV coverage starts
at a certain time and then the game actually kicks
off a little later, so they get you hooked in
saying six thirty, six thirty, six thirty, So you're in
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front of your TV at six thirty, and you got
all those jackasses sitting at the studio going, well, Bill,
I think you know they're gonna run him on the outside.
They're gonna run him the inside. And I think they're
just too big on the defensive line. I think Alabama
was gonna win this one. What do you think, Saban?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I think College Game Day now has nine people on
the panel. Guys, at some point, what's the max at ten?
Has anybody ever attempted to have ten people sitting behind
the desk trying to predict the games because they're about
to do it?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah? I mean I was at that birthday party on
Saturday that I told you about with the slime and
the game was about to start, and I'm like, all right,
I got it, and we're about to head home, you know.
The birthday boy actually came up to his mom and said, hey, mom,
one of these people are gonna leave. I'm ready for bed.
So that was kind of a hint that we want
we were supposed to go, and so we headed out
and I got home, got the kids to bed, and
(21:56):
I turned it on and it's already like twenty one
to nothing or something like that, and I'm like, oh,
it was like twenty eight nothing.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Maybe if you're a Dogs fan, worst possible start, you
would almost turn on your TV and think that something
messed up.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
So I said, oh, man, I don't need to watch this.
I'd turned it off.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Okay, So you just totally didn't even watch it, well, knowing,
damn well, it was gonna be a probably a pretty
good game.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Well, when it's twenty eight nothing, what game do you
think is gonna be good? What game do you sit
there and oh, you know, twenty eight nothing. I think
they're gonna come back from that.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
They got the dog in them.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
But I didn't even see how they got their twenty
eight points. I didn't even know. I just saw twenty
eight nothing. I'm like, good god, it was like interceptions.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
The one guy almost fumbled a punt, but yeah, it
was a bad interception at the five yard line. They
scored so quick. It was stuff like that, freak stuff
that only happens, like a thousand year storm. That example.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yeah, not too soon. So then we start we're trying
to catch up on Big Brother. So we've turned on
an episode of Big Brother. The wife and I are
watching Big Brother and it's like a two hour or
ninety minute episode something like that, and we're watching it.
In about forty five minutes in, my wife goes, what
what I'm like. I didn't say anything. She goes, oh, oh.
(23:10):
I was like, were you asleep? No? No, no, no,
I wouldn't asleep. I wouldn't asleep. Clustered her, and I'm like,
she goes, keep watching, let's keep watching them all right.
Were you really asleep? She goes, no. I said, if
you're gonna fall asleep, just tell me so I can
turn this off and I don't have to rewatch it
another day when you're awake. I was in sleep, and
she goes, okay, you can turn it off. So then
(23:31):
I turned back on the game and it's just coming
out of halftime.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Because they they were able to get a touchdown before
the half, so it was twenty eight to seven, and
then they're getting the ball back.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
The dogs off and then I turned it on after halftime,
and I mean, it was a phenomenal game, but the
whole time I kept thinking, doesn't matter. Both these teams
are gonna be in the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
That's that's your standing point.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
It was like, it was an exciting game, but it's
all for whatever. Okay, I can see Georgia in the playoff.
I can see Alabama in the playoff. I watched what
game was on before, like Iowa State was playing Houston.
I'm like, neither of these teams suck. They can't be
in the playoff. I was, you know, I watched it
and I was like, Okay, both these teams are good.
They'll both be in the playoffs. Cool, we'll see them
(24:11):
down the road. They'll it'll be them Ohio State. It
is bad news for Texas though, that Georgia lost.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Because then Georgia and Texas played each other.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
And Georgia can't be losing me. They're they're they're they're
fired up now they had their one loss. That's scary
for Texas.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
It was interesting seeing that Georgia quarterback Becker, Dude had
that Becker never seen that kind of title wave coming
at him. Alabama Crimson tide wave. Yeah, roll tide, roll tide.
And it was awesome seeing him totally like a fish
out of water, honestly, because he's like, he hadn't thrown
(24:48):
an interception all year, He's never been behind twenty eight
to nothing before, and everything was going wrong for him.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
But then they balled out.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Yeah, and it was also a thing like where it
was almost Alabama's was content just punting, punting, guys, you
realized college football is a crazy thing. And same with
the NFL. But college football with the ability, they're not NFL.
They kick normal, so you could score a touchdown like that.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
I will say watching some college football this weekend, the kickers,
I mean it was fun. You're used to watching the
NFL kickers where they make everything, and I mean, I
don't know how many kicks I saw miss thirty yard
field goal, way left, way right, game tying field goal.
Oh that wasn't even close. Yeah, Lane kiffing went Lane
Kiffin but go ahead. But I was just no.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
I was saying, So, if you are down twenty eight
to nothing and you can get a miracle touchdown before
the half, then it's twenty eight seven. You're only down
twenty one. If you get the ball back first, then
you're only down two scores. If they stop you one
possession and then you score, you're only down one possession.
A four touchdown lead is actually not that big of
(25:52):
a lead. You have to look at it as And
the biggest moment was that Alabama got the ball back
at the start of the second half so they could
keep that momentum start chipping away. And because of that,
I think Alabama thought they were ahead fifty to nothing,
when in all actuality, they were ahead one score, maybe
two scores because of the possession. They were never ahead
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by that much that they were just content they would
run Jalen Milroe ran for four hundred yards in the
first half. Second half, We'll just run him a little
bit to the right and then just sit down and
then he'll just go down. What happened to the guy
that was explosive? They just broke one for forty up
the middle. They had a weird offense that kind of
was content punting.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
They thought they were gonna run, that Georgia would run
out of time.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
And what you're missing with is, yeah, there's gonna be
the twelve teams, sixteen teams, whatever it is. How many
is it twelve? Yeah? I'll answer my own question. What
year don't remember is do you remember those catches from
Ryan Williams? They were unbelievable? Was that cool when Jalen
Williams Jaln Milroe broke one for seventy then, yeah, Jalen
Milroe just went from fourth in the Heisman. He's now
(26:58):
gonna win the Heisman. Apparently there's nobody's and the guy, dude,
it was an awesome saban walking in getting cheered, seeing
the dogs fans. I mean, I got a neighbor. It's
a dog saying bro that is his house has been
dark for two days.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Which is weird because after I watched the second half
and Georgia lost, you know what, I thought, George is better.
George is better in Alabama. I feel like, if they
play that game again, Georgia wins.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
But then and that's how but in a weird, weird way,
advantage Georgia by losing, they won by losing addition by subtraction.
Just from what I saw, that's some big brother rocket science.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
From what I saw, I was like, Georgia is the
better team, and.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Maybe George is smarter than everybody else, and they realized
they didn't need to win that game.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I don't think they lost on purpose. I don't think
that was it. I think they had a crazy, flukey
first half where I guess you said interception, fumble, like
crazy things happened to give Alabama this lead. But then
once they settle down, it was just like hey, and
they picked Alabama's defensive part. In the second half. When
I was watching, those dudes were wide open and then
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they break it for a touchdown, and I'm like, oh
my god, how's Alabama gonna respond? One play? One freaking play.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
But they score too quick tounch down. Then Georgia had
a chance to tie it at the end, and then
another boneheaded interception when you had all the time in
the world.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
You got to make a big play. I don't think
there's a boneheaded interception.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
It was fine, but the receiver, buddy, remember when that
ball is thrown and you got kind of the game
on the line. Bat it down, do something, get an
offensive pass interference or something, give me some effort. Yeah,
it was an entertaining game. We learned the names of
Ryan Williams, we learned some guy name, and.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
I learned, and I learned he's only seventeen. Yeah yeah,
I mean if they could have said he's only seventeen,
one more fucking time. God, I don't care how old
he is. He's in college. He's playing college football. That's it.
Mention it one time and move the on. And then
the one I got it?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Did he? It was he the same guy that had
eyeblacked that said kill everybody.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah. Wow, Well that that means he's gonna take no
prisoners like his opponents. He's gonna kill every single one
of them. Wow. And he's seventeen, So you got to
excuse that EyeBlack. He's only seventeen.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
I was trying to think who called that game. Who
was it that was saying he was seventeen? What was
it herb Street and the Boys?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Oh God, I think so, But he was seventeen. If
you don't know that by now, you're gonna hear every
single game wins his eighteenth birthday, please turn eighteen already.
Good God, can we get this guy a birthday celebration
so I don't have to hear that he's seventeen ever again.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
But him in those jump cuts, dude, he was doing
some moves I've only seen on roller skates. If you
guys have not seen Ryan Williams, dude for Bama the receiver,
he's only seventeen, and some of the stuff that he's
doing on the field. That last time I saw that,
I was on a frozen pond in Michigan. It was cool.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
No, he had some moves like he he was quick,
he had some who WHOA what wo? Excuse me? Where'd
I go? Fun? Entertaining? Good? Uh?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
And I had It was one of those things where
he was tech than the Dodds because they're Dogs fans,
and I was betting with the Dogs, and at twenty
eight to nothing, I said, at twenty one to nothing,
I said, we got them right where we want them
down three scores. I was saying we I was a
Dogs fan. Twenty eight to nothing. I have the proof.
I have the receipts, the timelines, the texts, the screenshots,
Housewives reference. I have that, and I go at twenty
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eight to nothing, I said, I still think they come back. Dude.
If they could have come back and won the game,
I would have looked like a congenius to the Dodds.
And Billy and Danny were ragging me all night because
they lost like a thousand on a parlay. Because I
told him the dogs, Dude, I had a text built
up in the thing. It was gonna be the biggest
f you text in my life, like, don't you mother
gers ever can doubt me? You guys are my best friends.
(30:42):
Go yourself, you motherers. Listen these dogs. I told you
they're gonna win and they can came back. Couldn't never
send that text. I couldn't never send it.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Delete the let delete thelef, delete the leap.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
But it was this close to being able to send
that text.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I mean, I will say I did get to watch, yeah,
I mean the second half, first half. Didn't see it.
But I did watch Oklahoma Auburn because the birthday party
I was at the guy's an Auburn.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Graduate Thorn Ray Peyton Thorn good, oh my god. And
the quarterback for Oklahoma he just looks like a wet deer.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
They Oklahoma sucks. They both do Auburn is terrible.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Won Auburn.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
No Oklahoma, that thorn dude threw a pick six.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeah, if a bad dude. I've watched so many Dogs
games this year. I watched Bam every game, the Walls
every game. Oh old Miss, I was watching on Saturday.
I haven't seen a minute of Oklahoma or Auburn because
they're bad.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
They're so bad. Oh you know, I did see a
minute of on Saturday morning. I think of Saturday morning.
Oklahoma State, k State. That Oklahoma State quarterback is awful.
I don't they don't have a better option to play quarterback.
The dude is terrible, terrible.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I know they have Allie Gordon.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
No no, but the Ali Gordon is irrelevant because they
don't have to worry about that guy throwing the ball
because he can't throw it. He can't hit the broadside
of a barn. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
I had Kansas State to minus four and it was
a locked. It wasn't even close. Right. They blew them out.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
It blew the doors off of them. It was so bad.
But yeah, that was it. I mean, there's four good
teams Texas, Georgia, Alabama Falls, Ohio State Ovolves, and Ole
Miss Lane kiffn does what Lane Kevin does. He beats
up the bad teams. Play anybody with the polls, they lose.
I don't ever want to hear talks about Lane Kiffin
being this amazing coach. He can't beat anybody good. They suck.
(32:33):
They're not good, They're irrelevant. Lane Kiffin has given up
alcohol though, Oh congrats, he might want to go back
after that. All right, we're gonna take a break. We'll
come right back, and I need to know how your
fantasy team did. The text from justin did you guys
jump off a ledge? Did you win? We'll be right back.
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I mean, I am done trying to figure out who's
good in the NFL, because one minute you think they're good,
in the next minute they're bad. But I'm gonna say,
sample who the Bills they got boat raced. I mean,
the Ravens were dead, they were zero and two. They
suck that. They won. They mow over the Cowboys, they
(33:16):
mow over the Bills. They just absolutely dominated. But I'm
gonna tell you what, you better look out because Tom
Brady two point zero is in the NFL. Patrick Mahomes
two point oh whatever you want to call him, jayde Daniels.
Daniels is so damn good.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Yeah, they pulled that line. Me and Kevin were trying
to look at it. See who's the rookie of the year.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Oh, it's him, it's.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
He show it.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
He is minus five million, minus five million the only
way I mean, of course he could get hurt because
it's only been four games.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Well, we caught that. We could have caught that damn thing.
It eight times your money. God, he and we knew it,
and we let him off the hook. We knew he
was good.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I mean, I am sitting there going, man, if he
was on the Bears, would he be as good? Could
he be better than? And I know it's only four games?
Got to give Caleb a chance. Well guess what, it's
only been four games for Jayden damn Daniels. And he
sees me doing just damn fine. God, I watch him
and I'm just like, oh my god, did we pick
the wrong quarterback? It's two weeks in a row. I'm
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watching it, just going, this dude is sensational.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
So why why that's bad scouting? How do you mess
that up when you're able to see these like we
never got to see these dudes at training camp. We
never got to see him perform. We just watched some
TV and know which one's good.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Which it's an inexact science. Nobody knows. I mean, look
at the Niners. They've traded up for Trey Lance. The
dude can't even get off the couch like he's a bum.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
People saying Quinn yours is gonna be one of the
top draft picks. I mean maybe. I mean he's not.
I know, I've seen that type of a quarterback build.
At best, he's Baker Mayfield. Actually, Baker Mayfield's good.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Baker Mayfield's cooking and Tom Brady cooked his ass. Did
you hear Tom Brady?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
No, I need the audio so he can play it.
You want me to play it from the internet.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Do you want to find it? Yeah, yeah, I get it,
phil I will Philip Busser, dude, I mean I watched
Tom Brady for the first time last weekend, Ray, and
I I heard exactly what you were talking about about
how he pauses. It was the Ravens Cowboys and I'm
on the airplane back from Vegas and He's like, man,
the Cowboys really wanted to start the game out by running,
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but because the race, I mean, it's like, why the
did you stop? Why did you stop your sentence? It's like,
and he said, but because the Ravens got out to
a big lead, that they were unable to do that.
Just finish the sentence. There was no need for a pause, Like,
you know, what's cliche is we want to have a
fast start. That's so stupid because everybody wants to have
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a fat Why did you say? Why do you pause?
So annoying?
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Yeah, he talks weird, and I've seen his commercials. They're
hilarious and they're really well done. Him just promoting products
is good. For whatever reason. He's just not a great commentator.
Then someone hit me with this. Do you think he's
mid thought, mid sentence, and he's watching the game and
he gets caught up in the game. He gets like
(35:59):
he gets distracted by what's going on on the field.
Can you figure a rhetorical question, Yes, it's a rhetorical
question because I might no, because he's not calling play
by play, he's killing commentary.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
And this is a Baker. Mayfield talked about how he
restored the fun in Tampa, how it was a little
too stressful. Some people made football not fun and Tom
Brady on the broadcast of the Buccaneers Afel.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Jab At our guy here said quote, they wanted me
to come in, be myself, bring the joy back to
football for guys who weren't having as much fun. It's
funny because you've made this environroom for me very stressful
up here in the booth. So I understand where he's
coming from.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Do you feel it?
Speaker 3 (36:38):
No? No, Well, I was gonna say. I thought stressful
was not having Super Bowl rings. So there was a
mindset of a champion that I took to work every day.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
This wasn't daycare.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
If I wanted to have fun, I was going to
go to Disneyland with my kids.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
So you know, as you were saying, I mean absolutely
took Baker to the woodshed. I mean, listen, Tom Brady,
that is what we want when I tune into a game,
that is what I want to hear. I want to
hear you say things like that. Don't let someone talk
shit about you bringing you. Let the people have it.
(37:20):
You are the greatest to ever do it. And you
buried Baker Mayfield. Baker Mayfield is digging himself out of
that grave, like, oh my god, I just got roasted
by tom Brady. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
See that's a little bit of tom Brady's personality. I
feel in this first couple. I hate to break down
an analyst, but I don't know if that's interesting or not.
Him the way he was calling the games, he was
trying to be too politically correct. He was trying to
be too bland, blase, a generic. That's him with a
little bit of a cut. That's kind of that's his personality.
He accidentally let his personality show, which I wish that's
(37:55):
how he was.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Be like that that I will tune into. And here's
the thing. If you're into betting, whatever game tom Brady
is on, it's going to be a blowout, So you
just have to figure out which team's gonna blow the
other team out.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Wait, why does it always get awkward?
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Or you know, every game he's been on, he was
on the Cowboys Browns, Cowboys blow him out. He was
on the Cowboys Ravens, Ravens blow them out, he was
on the Bucks Eagles Blocks bloom out. And you know,
every game he's been on his blowout. So there's no
audience that stays around and watches him.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
And it's not good for him because then he's just
there filibustering because there's not a great game on the field,
so you've got to fill all these empty spaces.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Yeah, it's thirty one to seven. You're like, oh man, yeah,
this is exciting game, Like your.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Child's Juzelle Brady? How was she in bed?
Speaker 3 (38:42):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (38:42):
They get some blowouts that are so bad that one guy,
Kevin Gearhart, all of a sudden starts asking, Hey man,
is that does vorce finalize yet?
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Hey man, so have you taken up Judo? Hey?
Speaker 2 (38:58):
I saw you in the news. What take your bagging nowadays?
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Hey? Hey, Tom, you know now that you addressed the
Baker Mayfield stuff, anything you want to tell you? Did
you want to address those rumors that you dated Kim Kardashian?
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Hey Tom, did you ever go with Diddy? You guys
ever go to one of those freakoffs?
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Oh Tom? Do you ever go to those one of
those all white parties? Oh? Man?
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Oh man, dude, I think I'm good for the rest
of my life hearing if a kid's seventeen years old
on the football field and these Diddy freakoffs. This dude
would call these things freakoffs? And why does that term
in the court document. It was used over and over again.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
I mean the judge, just imagine the judge in there.
All right, let me see this case, you know, all right,
all right, this next case was a drug trafficking cool cool,
I put that aside. Now this one, oh freak off
and then he made a grow and they did a
freak off for three hours. Oh and then another freak
off on this Saturday. Let me freak off. Let me
google that.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Sometimes these freak offs would last a couple of days.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
I mean, yes, And I'm gonna tell you what, Chiefs Kingdom,
Oh my.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
God, they're in trouble because of the injury.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Right, everybody's hurt. They don't have anybody but check O
or she Rice, Hollywood Brown. And here's another thing.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
They still got the angel of Taylor Swift though.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
If you need to know what wide receiver is gonna
go off that week, have a wide receiver throw temper
tantrum or the media say they don't have it anymore?
Ceedee lamb. Oh my god, he was throwing a fit
on the sideline last week Thursday night. What happened? Fed
him the ball over and over and over. The Travis Kelcey,
(40:43):
all the articles this week. Oh, Travis Kelcey's done. He
look at him, he looks miserable. On the sideline. Comes
out this weekend. Hondo has like ninety yards receiving ten catches. Whatever.
I mean, it's so obvious they're gonna start feeding them
the freaking ball.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Dude. Look at all the Chiefs fans that were at
that Chargers game.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
I mean, the Chiefs are four to no and they
score about twelve points a game, and they they're not
very good.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Well, now I see why Patty Mahomes wasn't a high
draft pick.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
I mean, well, that offensive line that he's running for
his life. He has no one to throw the ball to.
He threw one to sky Moore, sky Moore right through
his hands, and sky Moore went, damn man, I still
can't catch the damn ball. They benched me that all
these people get hurt, I get a chance again, I
still can't catch the damn ball.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
Well, with that injury, I think it's safe to say
they don't threepeat. They said torn a cl I means yeah,
I'm done for the year.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
I don't think they threepeat unless they go get Devonte Adams,
maybe Amari Cooper, heyll come get Keenan Allen from the Bears.
We don't need them. He played one game he played
this weekend. He had three catches for twenty nine yards.
But the Bears win, Yes, they won, but not we
(41:50):
beat the Rams with no I mean the Rams don't
have anybody on their team right now. Everybody's hurt. We
still suck. We suck. We can't move the ball. We
just look so terrible there.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
I will say this, if you were at your house,
you had a barbecue, you had the kids running around,
husbands got a raging hangover. The games kind of sucked
NFL sometimes with the team matchups. The good one was
last night, which I was embedded, but I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
It wasn't good. It was over from the beginning. It
was like twenty one to nothing.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
At one point, I'm sitting there watching Chiefs Chargers.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Was so boring, so I took a nap.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Guys, for the first month of this NFL season, it
has been every second of the day I've been watching
for an entire hour. I took a nap because the
games are so boring.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
It was so boring. The good one was the Falcon Saints.
It wasn't pretty to watch but I thought the Falcons
were gonna go full Falcon where they lead, lead, lead,
and then give up a touchdown late and lose. But
they were able to go down and kick a field,
go and win. I was like, all right, but they
didn't cover the two and a half. Do we want
text from Justin? Yeah? I would like text from Justin now, please?
All right, we'll take a break and we'll get text
from Justin right after this.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
This is what I woke up to the bleep button ready.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
I did get a text from batter's box and he said,
I thought.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
We're in the text from Justin's segment New Survivor twenty Bucks.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
You want in? I said, yes, go ahead, Justin.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
I'm at a gay Pride event, so I'll need more detail.
I have no idea what he was talking about. I said,
we're tied tonight, we have Lamar he has cooked. Tomorrow
we have Kenneth and Charbonnay, they're gonna split. Then it'll
be Gibbs versus Tyreek. I said, does that make sense
to you? He said no, it doesn't explain. And I
said that we played Brock. I said, well, Brock does
(43:35):
without a condom, but he doesn't know we have a
ballgag in the back. And then Justin said, we've ballgagged
him hard. Lamarver's cooked tonight. The determining factor. My sources
say it's a big one. AI is picking them in
the ass. I said, yeah, we definitely need to be
(43:55):
in the lead going into tomorrow or it's pucker up time. Justin,
youked us with Moss. We still have three to play
a piece. It's coming down to Shard neigh Verors Kenneth me.
Moss had a pretty solid game. Are you on mushrooms? Justin?
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (44:12):
And then eight seventeen PM I went to bed. These
are the ten messages I woke up to. Lamar, we
are looking brock senseless, Lamar, Mother, eight percent chance this
hat wins. Hell, yeah, stick, wake up. We don't can lose.
Battery Box got picked. He ain't we him? Batter's Box,
(44:36):
Muscle Dick is losing. It's too easy. Welcome to four
and oh mother, he started bad about the Batter's Box.
We're not even playing him but your brother.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
But you talk about your brother.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Had the worst Fantasy week I've ever seen. He had
guys that like died on the field.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Like yes, fifty eight points.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
You look at his steeve. You didn't have a guy
that had more than two points. He just had horrible luck.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Oh god, oh no, he's dead. Yeah he has tank Dell.
Then Joku all hurt. Oh oh, he's in trouble.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Me See, fantasy is an interesting bird because you can
have one hell of a team. One week, the injury
bug strikes, and next thing you know, you're a You
go from a peregrine falcon to a humming bird.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
Yeah. Or you could have a you could have a
Mari Cooper on your team and he scored two points,
two points, so then last week you bench him, he
scored twenty six points, and then you put him back
in the lineup this week. And what's he do? Let
me tell you what he does. He scores an eighty
two yard touchdown. Mother, Okay, yeah, called back by holding.
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Oh that h I always way when I'm watching these
fantasy guys in the quad cam, I always wait about
ten seconds. Make sure there's no flags. Okay, let's cheer.
Let's cheer. That's cheer. That's a that's a that's a touchdown.
Let's cheer, let's cheer. There's no flags, No flags everybody
and then uh fantasy wise points.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Oh oh yeah, we.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Can't get a tight end to score us a point
to save our dicks. So we got Giseki okay, oh
he was wide open, had minus point four points. We
could have benched our tight end and scored more points
than GISEKEI. We can't get a tight end to save
our ass.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
The tight end is irrelevant. Mark Andrews, I mean, I
have him in a dynasty league where you keep them
until you want to get rid of him. Someone offered
me a first round pick this past draft for Mark
Andrews because in this league, like tight ends, like every
catch is worth more like double points and all this.
I was like, hell, No, Mark Andrews is the cream
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of the crop. He got zero points.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Dude, he's old.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
He sucks. If I would have traded him, I mean,
finding a tight end that does is worth a shit
right now is impossible, guys.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
I'll tell you this.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Though no one uses the tight end anymore, no one
passes the tight end.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
The worst feeling in fantasy sports is putting a guy
in your starting lineup in him scoring zero. Josh Reynolds,
we got off the waiver wire for the Tenver Broncos.
Bro he had zero points against the Jets. I mean,
did he even run a route? At least tell me
that he had a couple of targets.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Oh, speaking of the Jets, dude, the Browns are terrible
and the Jets are terrible. Aaron Rodgers cannot move.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Forget about comeback Player of the Year. That is going
to go to Sam Donald, Sam Donald where But he
wasn't gone, He wasn't hurt. Are you still on the
list for whatever?
Speaker 1 (47:28):
It makes no sense. It's not like he win anywhere.
He didn't get hurt. He was still in the league.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
Yes, so they get benched and they just play that
call counts account back.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Yeah, it comes back from the bench.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
I watched some of that game, and all the Broncos
did was blitz blitz blitz, and Aaron Rodgers couldn't move.
He couldn't get out of the way.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
I didn't see it, dude, I'm not watching a ten
to nine game.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Well, they were my eliminator.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
I'm not watching any game that the Broncos. They're so boring. Yeah,
they got Cortland Sutton, Jerry, Judy, Judy some other play.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
No, Judy's on the Browns. Jerry Judy catches balls now.
I don't understand how bad the Browns are. They are
so goddarn bad.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Hey, and I don't think I can cash out of this,
but I have three hundred dollars. Would you let it
ride for the Titans tonight or would you cash out
of it.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
The Titans to win? Yeah, I'd cash the hell out.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
I don't think I can because it was a free bet,
so I have to let it ride.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
Oh my god, yeah, one hundred percent of the tit
I don't, I don't. I don't know how the Titans
win the game. I think the Lions are gonna win
the game.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
They're going against Brett Hunley. The last time the guy
was a quarterback was from Montana State University, Catholic.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
I don't give a damn let me, let me. Let's
just look at the playmakers. Jayleen Waddle, who you got
better than? Jayleen Waddle?
Speaker 2 (48:51):
Kidd me? Hop?
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Okay, all right, Tyreek Hill.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
Damien Pollard, Hollared, don't even know who that is. We
leave us as prime to have a good game. I
don't even it's even the quarterbacks at random.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Actually, no, no, I don't see that. I don't know
how they're gonna win, and the Lions are gonna win.
The Lions are gonna win. The Seahawks, listen, I love
what they've done. They haven't played anybody. They beat the
Patriots in overtime. They beat a rookie quarterback and Bo
Nicks in his first start. I don't know who they
beat the other game. Oh, they beat the Dolphins when
they didn't have a quarterback. No, thank you. Don't worry Seahawks.
(49:29):
They get they get run tonight.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Hey, and that Friday night, we didn't talk about this.
I wanted to say it. Did you watch any of
that Miami Hurricanes last second?
Speaker 3 (49:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (49:37):
I got a text from my brother saying, oh my gosh,
did you see that?
Speaker 2 (49:40):
And I'm like, no, what what Virginia Tech dude, last
play the game? The ref it wasn't I mean, it
was not a touchdown, and the refs called it a touchdown.
So then you got to have indisputable evidence to overturn it. Okay,
then the refs look at the evidence, and I mean
the guy definit the ball moved. I mean, but you
can't really overturn it when there's not. So the refs
(50:00):
made two bad calls on the field. They called it
a touchdown, so then all of a sudden, Virginia. Initially
nobody made any signal, so Miami thought they won the championship.
And then they said touchdown Virginia Tech. So then Virginia
Tech thinks that they won. Then they reviewed it and
it took forever, and they came back and said, we're
(50:21):
overturning the call. It was incomplete. So Virginia texts going crazy, pissed,
and Miami's going nuts buck ass wild and Miami and
the lights start flickering again. They start partying again in
South Beach.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
I mean, how do you do it?
Speaker 2 (50:35):
There was so many bodies and only one ball.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
Ye, there's like six people in this picture. There are six.
There's four Miami Hurricanes and two Virginia Tech guys. It
looks like he comes down with the ball in his hand,
feet touched down. He's going to the ground. Did he
survive the ground? I can't tell. Man, Now, oh wait
(50:58):
that guy, wait, where's the ball?
Speaker 2 (51:02):
And then it pops out?
Speaker 1 (51:05):
I mean that's impossible.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
Well, and the ref's explanation, was you ready for it?
They said the defender had his ass on the out
of bounce line and he touched the ball before it
was a completed survived the ground catch, and his ass
was out of bounce. So since he was out of bounce,
the electricity goes through his body from out of bounce
and hits the ball and makes it an out of
bounce play. Wow, that's why they made that call.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
Makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
It was he in I don't know. Was it a touchdown,
I don't know. Was it incomplete, I don't know. But
the refs initially made a bad call and then secondarily
made a bad call because regardless of the indisputable evidence,
they still overturned a call.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
Like all the Virginia Tech people are waving by by
the Miami fans, they're like, ah, we got your ass.
I'm waiting. No, no, no, we didn't get you.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
And the new thing, you know, the night night stuff.
Curry did that.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
Oh dude, did you see what's his name?
Speaker 2 (51:54):
The International golf guys? Hilarious. So now everybody's doing the
night night It means you go to sleep. There's a
new one because Miami and Virginia Tech were doing it.
You like plug your nose and you do the elephant thing.
So every time Virginia Tech scored, they went to the fans,
plugged their nose and did the elephant dick. And then
every time Miami scored, they plugged their nose and do
(52:16):
the elephant dick. And so then the game ends and
they overturned the call and Miami wins. Cam Warden the
boys plug their nose elephant dick. I don't know code.
Look for it. It's the newest celebration. I have no
idea what it is is.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
I don't care. I can we come up with, Like
why does everyone do the same celebration like when a deepense?
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Well I think the one team was making fun of
the other team. But I think it's the new celebration,
plug your nose, elephant dick. I have no idea what
it means.
Speaker 1 (52:40):
It's like when ever the defense gets a turnover, they
all run to the end zone. Stop with that shit.
Stop come up with something new. We go to the
end we all run to the end zone. Stop it stop.
I hate it. It drives me nuts, Like, come up
with something new.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
Well, you know why, you don't really have too many
defensive touchdowns.
Speaker 1 (52:57):
They're not prac not even touchdowns right, I'm talking just
getting an interception, they run to the end zone and
pose for a picture, do something different.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
But none of them can plan it because it's so
unexpected when there's a defensive turnover, and when it happens,
there's like, ah, what tru we do? Family picture? Yeah,
you're right. They've been doing that for five years and
it's so annoying.
Speaker 1 (53:17):
It tries me. I don't know why I hate that
so much, but it's very annoying. All Right, have a
great Monday, guys. Enjoy it's a stupid doubleheader. But I
won't Titans Dolphins will be unwatchable. It'll be unwatchable.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
Well, considering I have three hundred dollars on the line,
I'm gonna go to bed all afternoon. I'm gonna stay
up for it, and I'll give a full report. Okay,
I'm kidding, I won't. Oh, all right, we out my
buddy in South Beach, Danny. He says, Dolphins win by
thirty thirty.
Speaker 1 (53:44):
Yeah, I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (53:46):
They were also ice cold this weekend.
Speaker 1 (53:49):
Ask Billy.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
Then I'll bet the billy lost another grand this weekend.
And he blames me because I said the dogs. But
I was two seconds away from sending that text. I
had the biggest FU text locked and loaded back through
an interception minute left.
Speaker 1 (54:05):
I mean, yeah, you tried to tell me who's good
in the NFL. I have no idea. I mean, but
the Commanders are gonna win the NFC East. We should
plus two sixty. I know you probably got it at
the beginning of year. Probably got that plus two thousand.
Speaker 2 (54:19):
Now seven or eight?
Speaker 1 (54:20):
Probably no, Oh god, what was there? I mean, I mean,
Washington over under wins to start this season. They're over
underwins with six and a half. Yeah, let's start the season.
(54:40):
Oh my god, that's crazy. They're they're so good. I
don't know what it is about him to win the
NFC East. At the beginning year there plus twelve hundred.
It was.
Speaker 2 (54:55):
It was kind of close. We're actually both I was
five hundred off. You were eight hundred off.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
God, oh man, I don't know. All right. Yeah, that's tough.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
That's tough.
Speaker 1 (55:09):
That is so tough. I hate it. I mean there's
always those surprise teams, and hey, dude, the Vikings they
are for real, they are so good.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
Sore losers. Locks moved from there. Maybe that's why he
lives in Arizona now.
Speaker 1 (55:25):
Maybe that's why Arizona sucks in Minnesota's good, because damn
they are. They are wrecking shop that defense. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
All right, I'm stopping this.
Speaker 1 (55:34):
Yeah, I thought you stopped it a long time ago.
I'm looking for my snare.
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