Jerry Jones Joins The Sore Losers

In this episode we talk about how difficult it would be to work with someone like Aaron Rodgers and how everyone has to hate being around him. Fireman Ed needs to get over himself thinking the JETS owe him something and Ray talks about the star athletes of his high school days. Plus Lunchbox is a changed man and now believes the future is bright for his Bears. 

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I'm live.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah, hey, I told you right now the battery maybe
dine on this mouse, So don't go to clips quick.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
I'm I don't ever go to clips quick? Do you go?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
You point, hey, Batter's Box, and then you give me
the point. I can't do it immediately because not only
am I looking left, I'm also now having to do
this little click thing with the Mouseye.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Let's see if you can get it for that. Oh well,
you said Battersbox, So I thought you were going Battersbox.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
No, man, Batter's Box doesn't come to the conventions. He
doesn't support us. He really doesn't. He's never bought a
shirt in his life. He'll come on every once in
a while to the message board and say, so you
think there should be a twelve team playoff?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Or what what if everybody it's a Batter's Box. You know.
He'll get on the Facebook page and be like, oh,
so you think a twelve team to play off is bad? Oh?
Look at these games? Aren't they exciting? So you don't
think George and Alabama's exciting? That's a good point, Batter's Box.
I mean, but we've seen him play one, so I
need to see him play three. More times. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
It.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Just there's four teams that can win the national title.
I said eight, being funny, but yeah, i'd say four.
There's four.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, Georgia, Bama, Oregon, Texas.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Georgia Ohio State. Sorry, justin Georgia, Ohio State, Oregon, Texas.
That's it. Alabama doesn't look good enough to win a
national title. Sorry. They could make the playoff, but they're
not good enough to win a national title. I would
be willing to bet you whatever amount of money you

(01:33):
want one of those four team is your national champs.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Well, we only do thirty dollars family bets, so I'm
gonna pass on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
I'll bet you thirty though.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
No, I only do futures. And that's why I was
asking a future. I said, hey man, well the Davante
trade didn't affect the futures market whatsoever, so I don't
even care. Are they just gonna win the Super Bowl
because of it? No? So I don't care. I'm a
future is better. And then I asked you, was Hutchinson
going to be back for the Lions? You said, possibly
for the Super Bowl. I can't believe against get Lions

(02:00):
ten times your money as an investment type guy, Why
would you not at least dabble in that market ten
times your money? And you've seen the team what you're
gonna get? Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Have you seen them without Aiden Hutchinson? No, you haven't,
so you have no idea what you're getting. He might
be him or what TJ Watt? That is not JJ Watt.
TJ Watt a lot better than his brother, not a
lot better than his brother, but he didn't get as
much love as JJ Watt. Those who the most disruptive

(02:33):
defenders in football. And you don't think the Lions defense
is gonna suffer without him? Hey, you jump on that
eleven to one band wagon, Go ahead.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
In a thirty dollars futures bet that's fine. I spend
thirty dollars at Chick fil A, so let's do a
lot rich guys.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Arnold is off again.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Apparently we're moving to the new building and they have
tasked him with moving boxes, computer screens, mouses, microphones and
also the mike stands. So he is in charge of
getting all that over the new building. It's gonna be
a high rise. I've sent pictures and videos to family members.
The location is Krim de La krem QB one.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
If you will. Over to you, Let's do it live,
all right, let's do it live. Yeah, let's do it live.
Wo oh the one two three, so loser? What up, everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, sucking,
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports genius.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
The Dow is down a point. What's up, y'all? It's
Scissor ray Mound. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I live on the North side of Nashville with Baser.
She was a Broadway girl. Took her to the North.
It's a beautiful country town.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
We love it.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
White picket fenced. I have a heart attack when I'm
seventy two. We do have two point five is the
exact fraction. Kids at Vanderbilt Clinic, Justin looks on him
at after them lost the perfect game.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Justin looks after them every day for us at Vandy.
Over to you, man, I gotta say, I'm just glad
I do a podcast with you. And every time I
have a a sentence come out of my mouth, or
I have some dumb take, or I have some story
to tell, I'm just so glad you don't react the
same way Aaron asshole Rogers reacts every time he throws

(04:12):
a damn pass. I mean, if you watch that game
on Monday Night, every pass that was incomplete, he would
grab his helmet, look on in disgust, throw his hands up,
bark at his receivers. Nobody likes that, dude. Then the
ultimate the Krim day La Krim, the cherry on top.

(04:34):
I mean, every single play, it's someone else's fault, and
it's like he is just so disgusted with everybody on
his team, but it's never his damn fault. I don't think, honestly,
I don't think anybody likes him, Uhdvante because Davonte gets
him the ball, or he he gets Davonte the ball.

(04:58):
He was stuck in Oakland or Las Vegas, wherever the
hell they are with Aiden O'Connell and Gardner Minshew, who
couldn't throw the ball to him? Rock Bowers, I am
just telling you he Aaron Rodgers is such an ass
I watch him and I'm like, how fun would it
be to like, you go out for a pass and
you dive for it, it hits off your fingertips and he

(05:20):
grabs his face bask and bends down, crabs just down.
I'm like, man, that idiot didn't catch it. Those receivers
have to want to punch him in the face.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Cow heard Colin Coward as amazing in analogies. Hopefully he
hasn't made this one. I didn't copy him. I don't
listen to those shows anymore for that particular reasons. I
don't want to copy. It's called libel and slander if print.
I want to say this it Aaron Rodgers is the
boss that you're scared to be too creative. Oh, you
don't want an idea, you don't want something. You don't

(05:51):
want to speak up in a meeting. You don't want
to be the guy at the lowest to the totem
pole if you accidentally coffee got about the coffee. You
don't want Aaron Rodgers to be your boss because he's
the guy that yells at you. You want a CJ. Stroud,
you want to I mean we can even say him
leave us. He doesn't yell everybody else. Everybody yells at

(06:13):
leave us. Another good example Flack. Oh he seems cool
even though he's older. That's the boss. It comes up
to James Daniels Hey, They go, Hey, don't worry about
the coffee. You know what, I'm gonna go make a
dunkin run. Just totally totally forget about it. Joe Burrow, Yep, Burrow,
same guy. He goes, Hey, I'm your boss. Are you flustered?

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Don't be.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
I'm gonna swing by Starbs. I'm gonna get the whole
office coffee. They're never gonna even realize that you didn't
make the coffee. Whereas Aaron Rodgers is the dickhead, he's
the boss and says, hey, Arnold, will you stand up
in this business meeting. I'm gonna imitate Arnold.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
This isn't him. Yeah, what's up? Did you make coffee
this morning?

Speaker 2 (06:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (06:53):
I forgotten? Sorry, Well go yourself.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Okay, and you're gonna stand up that whole meeting and
so that people can be reminded why they don't have
coffee at this meeting.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Okay, do you have anything to say? Nope? K.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
That is Aaron Rodgers as a boss. Analogy complete.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Then he just finishes it off because the last play
of the game, Aaron Rodgers drops back Mike Williams is open.
He underthrows him by five yards severely severely underthrows the
ball and Mike Williams tries to stop and come back
to it. He slips and falls and the dB makes

(07:30):
it incredible, incredible interception. How he caught that ball? No
damn idea. And after the game they ask him about
the interception, and what does Aaron Rodgers say, Well, I
would have the audio. What did he say, Uh, Mike
Williams ran the wrong route and listen to this, you know,

(07:50):
so I'm having to adjust on the fly. Mike Williams
is supposed to go one way and he didn't go
that way. So in the middle of the throw, I'm
adjusting where I threw it. I mean, you jackass, through
the wrong ball, You under through him. You could stand
up there and be like man, just unfortunate didn't get
it to him. He was open instead. It is never
your damn fault. You are such an ass. No. If

(08:14):
I'm Mike Williams and I see that press conference, get
me the out of here, get me out of town.
I don't want to be in New York. I don't
want to work with this jackass who thinks he's always right.
It was clear and obvious you under threw the ball.
Let oh, God forbid Aaron Rodgers admit he did something
stupid ass wrong.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
They're they're not in New York. They're in the meadowlands.
I believe that's New Jersey. So you were facularly incorrect, inaccurate. Guys,
let me see this hot take about Aaron Rodgers. Is
his voice sounding more effeminate? I swear five years ago
he used to go, yeah, it was good Green Bay
Packers football.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Uh Dvante out there on the past, it was good. Yeah,
we played well. Appreciate Big Mike. That's how he used
to sound. I don't know if it was he out
of husha. I don't know if now that he's doing
this million dollar payday with Pat mcavay, he's more himself
and more relaxed.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
I swear he was kind of sounded like batter's box
yesterday when he was talking to McAfee.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
What everybody, that's a batter's box here, dude?

Speaker 2 (09:11):
He was just chilling. He goes, this is me. This
is honestly how I think he sounded. He goes, it's exciting.
I'm like, dude, when when did Aaron Rodgers have like
a high voice? I know, I don't know hot take
why is his voice so high?

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Now?

Speaker 2 (09:32):
I don't know. Over to you man, hang up and listen.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
And then he probably walked into the owner's office and
was like, listen, that guy ran the wrong route. Get
him out of here. Give me DeVante Adams because DeVonta
Adams might have been might have been slumber partying over
to Aaron Rodgers's house because that trade was done so
fast after that freaking game.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, hold on, can we call a spade a heart?
Because there were the uh Brady minority owned Davante's supposed
to be traded. Aaron Rodgers coach fired Davante Adams in
the same room with Aaron Rodgers almost simultaneously after the
news was announced.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
What did they not tell the media they were living
together at Tonio Brown and Tom Brady. No less, they said,
it worn't for Tom Brady and Antonio Brown.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Let's try it. I forgot one thing. Davante Adams injury.
All this thing thrown into a hodgepodge and the media
gets told, oh, Davante might get traded.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Aaron Rodgers, happy with the coach, coach gets fired. Dude,
what did they not tell us you're the genius? They
didn't tell us that hamstring was never hurt. So because
DeVante Adams said, quote, I plan on making my debut
this Sunday, So that tells me the Raiders were just
not playing him because they wanted to make sure he
got traded. They couldn't afford for him to get hurt.

(10:56):
They had to get him out of town, so why
risk it for the biscuit and put him on the field.
And Aaron Rodgers called him up and said, Hey, man,
are you gonna come live with me? He's like, yeah, dude,
sounds like a good idea. He's like, it's just like
Antonio Brown and Tom Brady. But I need you to
bring that taco bell that's in your house and put
it in my house because when I am on the Attahucia, man,

(11:16):
I'm really freaking hungry. Hey, and do do you have
a tracker on your plane?

Speaker 2 (11:20):
I don't want to make sure those nerds have any
pub private jet tracker where they can tell you're already
in New York the meadowlands.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
I mean, I just I know people think I hate
Aaron Rodgers, and I do, but they're not.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
They're not gonna they'll make the playoffs because the division's bad.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
I do think they'll make the playoffs because I don't
know their schedule. I need to look at their schedule.
But you gotta look at who is in the playoff
contention right now? The Broncos. Okay, let's name the teams
that are gonna make it for sure? She Taxans. We're
naming all four. No no, no, no, no, no, no, just the AFC.
It's gonna be Taxans, Chiefs, Ravens. They're gonna make it.

(11:57):
That's three. So then who else? Who's else in contention?
The Steelers, the Broncos, all of them, the Bills, the one,
the one, the one, Dandels will make it, but they're
not right now, looking good, That's what I so, the Steelers,
the Broncos are not gonna make it, right that.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Let's see what Vegas has to say about.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
They have a miss plus one forty five to make
the playoffs. Well, then there you go.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
So they're but the Steelers are kind of not expected
to make the player they're not.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
But the Steelers, the Chargers. Who else is in contention?
Damn it?

Speaker 2 (12:33):
That just answered our question. You're trying to name every
team in the NFL right now?

Speaker 1 (12:38):
No, I'm trying to name the teams that there's no
way they're gonna make it. How are gonna Steelers gonna
maintain what they're doing? They score twelve points a game,
Bills are in, Chiefs are in Okay, Ravens are in.
Texans are in. That's four, so we need three more.
The Steelers are in Okay, you have Steelers. That's five.

(12:59):
You need two more. Do you think the Chargers are
gonna make it? I mean it's either Chargers or Jets. Okay,
so we can pick Chargers, Steelers or Jets. What about
the Dolphins? What are they? They're even worse odds than
the Jets. I need to see their schedule because I
don't know when two is coming back, but they could
be good. But I'm just saying if I worked with

(13:19):
Aaron Rodgers, I would hate my life every day. If
I sat here every day and I said something like
this segment right here, and you just sat over there
and crouched over and grabbed your freaking nose and bent down,
and it would be miserable to come to work. And
I mean, and if you guys don't see it, and
you guys call me an Aaron Rodgers hater I am
an Aaron Rodgers hater, but if you watched Monday Night

(13:39):
and you thought, man, that dude seems like so much fun.
I'd love to play for him. I would love to
be a wide receiver. And then for him to go
out and sell you up the I mean he sold
Mike Williams out, I mean.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Outdo you outdated term? Thank you for correcting it. I
want to say this Aaron Rodgers. Guys, I'm a big
proponent of this Kelsey. He's not as great because he
does too many commercials. He flies to too many games.
Swift dude, they were sucking each other off in New York.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
I mean, bro, is he out coacher? Is he ever
in Kansas City anymore? That's a big problem.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
And the other problem is I don't care if Aaron
Rodgers spends thirty minutes with Pat McFee. I want him
studying tape on a Monday. Why the hell is he
sitting in his apartment in his jockstrap?

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Here comes Davante smiling, Hey man, I'm over here, Hey, Pat,
What up?

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Dude? Dude, Dude like Brady study getting a dungeon and
study tape.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Hey, before it even breaks, He's like Hey, did I
just see uh Devonte walking the background? No, No, I
ain't Devonte.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Man Later you're like Brady. You know, Brady, he wasn't
romance in for an entire NFL season. That's why they divorced.
Was no romance, and you got Aaron Rodgers all of
a sudden it is cordially inviting Davante over to his
house to announce that they're on the same team together. Guys,
that's romance. That's dicking around. I want you see game tape.

(14:55):
I want your eyes to hurt. You're watching so much tape.
You think Rogers watching tape anymore? No, yeah, exactly, he's
dicking around on national TV. Hey, guys, I got somebody
to show you. Hey, De'Vante a.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
And so now now Aaron Rodgers will be in those
Taco Bell commercials because they got rid of him on
the Discount double Check. They said, oh, we're moving on
to Patty Mahomes, your old news get out. We don't
want Aaron Rodgers anymore. Now they got Davante in New York,
they're bringing him in on Taco Bell.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
But you just brought me to another great point. Davante's
doing too many commercials. How many cocksucking god damn it,
how many fucking commercials is Davonte going to be in
for Taco Bell. There's the one where they announced a
new product. Then there's the one where he has it
in his house. Then there's the one where he's like, guys,
get all these promotional things out of my house. Then
there's the one where he just goes into his living

(15:43):
room and orders. How many different variations of the Taco
Cabell commercial did they film? And why was he not
studying tape?

Speaker 1 (15:50):
I don't think he study's tape. Then there we go.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Dude, that's not a team that's gonna win the super Bowl,
much less make the playoffs. So when I heard Davante
Adams the Jets, I go, eh, I'm a future is better.
Doesn't affect my future, shouldn't affect yours. I'll hang up
and listen. I have an outro ray.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
My question is did they get someone on the offensive
line to block for Aaron Rodgers? Because it don't make
a damn bit of difference who you got outside. It
doesn't matter who you have catching the ball. If Aaron
Rodgers has no time to get rid of the damn
ball well.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
It affected justin Actually, I just remember that he hits
me up. We need to trade Conklin because is he
on the Jets. Yeah, so he thinks he's gonna get
one less pass or something.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
I will say it makes them more dangerous on offense
because you can't double team Garrett Wilson anymore. But at
the same time, I just don't think they're that good,
but I do think they can make the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
And always guys' football fans, husband, wife, You think of
your wife and her wedding dress. Guess what she hasn't
worked out in two years? You know what I'm saying.
It's stuff like that Davante Adams. But is he I mean,
is he in his prime?

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Is it? No? No, He's not in his prime.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
See, dude, that's my biggest problem in fantasy football. I
pick guys that were big name, like I want to
Gronk this year. Thank God I didn't get him. Sometimes
you go for the names. Does Davante Adams still have
a step? Or you want that guy from Alabama that
Williams dude man doing flips and write and kill everybody
on his name? Yeah, I mean, yeah, Ray those eyeblacks.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
I still think that. I still think the Jets can
they can make the playoffs because I don't think the
Chargers and Broncos are for real.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Right, You're the Jets are gonna make the playoffs, and
there's also.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
The Chargers, Broncos Steelers are not for real. The Colts
are gonna make the playoffs. The playoffs. The Colts suck.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
The Colts play the Titans ten times, and they play
the Jags ten times. It's usually two teams from that
division that make the playoffs. It'll be the Colts and
the Texans.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
I mean the Jets play. Okay, so we got a
head to head this weekend. They got the Jets Verst Steelers.
That is a huge game for this playoff. Bet if
you're gonna bet, if you think the Jets are gonna
make the playoffs, you gotta bet it now because they're
gonna beat the Steelers. Because here's my thing.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
And also he's starting this weekend, Davante, Oh for sure,
and quite the tricky playbook. You guys are mensa members
man playing NFL. I mean, how hard is it? Runner out?

Speaker 1 (18:06):
How does he know the playbook? In one week? He's
just gonna say, all right, he's gonna have a couple
of plays. He's gonna have a couple of routes that
he runs every play and Aaron Rodgers throw Aaron Rodgers
will throw in the ball.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
He'll be the wrong route.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
He'll blame it on Mike Williams.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
What were you saying, playoffs or their skins?

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeahh but Jet Steelers. There's all this talk about Russell
Wilson maybe the quarterback this weekend for the Steelers. That
makes me love the Jets, Love the Jets. The only
reason the Steelers have been good is justin fields. His
running ability has made them a little bit dangerous on offense.
This guy's also dangerous Roncos Country. Let's run well if

(18:49):
Russell Wilson is back there. He hasn't played a damn
snap in six weeks. You're telling me there's no rust factor.
You're telling me he's gonna go in against one of them.
So he said best defenses and carved them up. Russell
Wilson doesn't run. He doesn't run. Justin fields gives him
a better option. I gotta go to the bathroom. Arnold

(19:11):
does fake Arnold. I hate Aaron Rodgers and he's such
a loser. We'll be right back. Yeah, it started. Now,
reports are Mike Williams on the trade block.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Who's Mike Williams a coach of the Cowboys trading him?

Speaker 1 (19:28):
No? No, no, the wide receiver that ran the wrong route
that Aaron Rodgers threw under the bus. Now there looks
like he's gonna be the odd man out in New York.
And they have Davonte Adams.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Because really can't fit him on the field. It's kind
of like the Titans, I was telling Kevin off Air.
I mean, I don't know if anybody else thought of this.
Can you imagine the Titans?

Speaker 1 (19:45):
How loaded they'd be, ty boyd, DeAndre Hopkins, der Trevion Burke?
Who Treylon Burke? Yeah, that dude sucks.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Want to forgetting about Calvin rag But the gambler, hold on,
what if we got our fifth guy? What if we
had gotten Davante Adams? We had five receivers. Can you
fit five receivers on the field at one time?

Speaker 1 (20:07):
I honestly, God don't even know. If Traylon Burks plays,
he does it, he gets a yard. Again, the good
news is you traded aj Brown for Traylon Burks.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Bones goes hey Man. Traylon Burks is from Arkansas. You're
gonna like that guy in the slot. Oh he can
run yack, yack city yack. I mean he maybe catches
for one yard and gets one yard yack.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
I got a question yards. How long has Treylon Burk's
been in the league, probably four years and he hasn't
done anything. How many yards do you think he has?
Traylon Birks, I think that's his name. Yeah, there he is, Okay, he.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
This year he has no more than sixty. I've watched
every game.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Traded away A. J. Brown and this is who you
drafted this year?

Speaker 2 (21:01):
I said, under sixty, Dude, I watch every game.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Four catches, four thirty four yard I know, Oh my god,
I'm aware that is. I think AJ Brown would have
been a little bit better.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Yeah, and I'm I always just wonder what is it?
Why is if he was so amazing in college at Arkansas,
why did that not carry over to the NFL because
it never did?

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Same question? Is it the lack like do they not
love football as much?

Speaker 2 (21:33):
It could be the Johnny Manzel effect. We learned after
the fact from his many documentaries. He didn't study film
at all. He got into the league, thought he'd made
it and just thought it was one of those no
fun leagues. He thought it was a fun league where
you just show up on Sunday and he given Sunday
you just ball out. We learned he didn't do any
of the hard work that he did back in high school.

(21:53):
I guess he was almost a military high school. Then
he went to a military college and they made him.
He said, what made me better at college was I
was always getting in trouble. Coach would make me run
after the practice or before the practice. So he was
doing all this training, extra updowns. He said, dude, coach
would eat my ass on Monday. And then in the
NFL he didn't do any of that. So is it

(22:13):
the Johnny Manzil effect?

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Sometimes you just drop balls? Are you not as fast?
You lose a step over to you.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Man, I'll hang up and listen. I think some of it.
Like Johnny Manziel, he was always the best athlete on
the field, so he could out athlete everybody. And he
didn't have to work as hard, like he didn't have
to put in this time to study film, to do this,
to do that, because his athletic ability since he was
a toddler, he was so much more athletic than everybody

(22:42):
that he just dominated, and he thought that was always
going to be the way. And then when you get
to the NFL, everybody is that level of an athlete,
and he realized, oh damn, a little bit harder, I thought.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
And the guys on the line, I means, let's say
they're four inches taller and less that you get to
see over when you're being the quarterback.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yes, when you're playing in college, there may be one
of those guys on the line that you see every
three games. In the NFL, everybody is that good. Everybody
is the creer. Like you may play a guy like
when you're Treylon Burks and you're playing in Arkansas, you
may have one dB the whole year. Dude, they can
match up well against you. In the NFL, every snap

(23:25):
there is that you're playing the best dB out of
college that was matching up with you. So I don't know. Maybe,
and maybe their love for the game they don't love
it as much as they think they do, and they
get the NFL and they're like, man, I don't really want
to work at this. This is not what I want
to do. It's cool. I'm here, I'm getting a paycheck,
but I'm just not gonna make it.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
But also say in radio, say you just come to
work tomorrow and you mail in the bone head.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
I mean, what if I'm mailing I don't mail in
this podcast? Man, No, what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
What if you mailed in a bonehead, would it be
evident that you mailed it in?

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Probably?

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Okay, that's the first day. Imagine if you just mailed
it in for a week. Imagine after a week, two weeks, dude,
then the bonehead just gets dropped from the show because
it's so bad, all because you mailed it in on
that first day. And then it just starts. It's like
the butterfly effect.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
It's like Jim Orferdet Dude, couldn't be stopped in college,
couldn't be stopped Utah b BYU couldn't sniff the NBA court.
Both Mormons right to the cap. I don't think Utah
youths are Mormons, right, but I don't think he couldn't
sniff the court. It's a wild how they do that,

(24:40):
Like how they Oh, there's people that don't even play
in college. They get like three points a game in
their college basketball team, but then they make in the NBA.
Explained it to me. It makes no simp It can't
be explained. It's this.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
There's theories on I mean it's the Johnny Manziel theory,
other things like that. Dude our best. I think the
guy scored two thousand points Gwen High school.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Look him up.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Jake Sardini. He was the shit. He was the best
player to do. Never missed every game, put up twenty
five points. They were putting statues up in my hometown.
What school did he go to? I mean you would
think Michigan State, Michigan bro. He went to Northern Michigan
University and rode the bench. Wo dude, he was the

(25:22):
greatest player I saw in person. But he was white.
He wasn't as quick. He had a great shot, very smooth.
He was a taller dude, just wasn't as quick. So
there was a reason for that. Now that you think
about it, wow, yeah, it makes it. It doesn't make
a lot of sense. It's very confusing to me. But
the fastest kid in my class, Tyler Norman. I'll never
forget the newspaper article it said, sensational sophomore. We never

(25:44):
played with him because he kept getting brought up. He
was so fast, best running back I've ever.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Seen in person.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
And I would run next to him. I was running
in water. I wasn't actually blocking for him, but dude.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
He cooked.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Okay, dude just started drinking lost the step. Didn't have
a great senior year.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Works at the Lumberville. It happened that got depressa when
works at the lumber Bill. Dude, when you are the
best athlete.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
He was quicker than scat bro He would I've never
seen a kid run eighty miles eighty yards and did like,
didn't even break a sweat. He would stiff arm ten
guys and get to the end zone. The greatest running
back I've seen with my two eyes five feet away
in the history of my life, except for Derrick Henry
when I called he was gonna be great with the Titans.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
When I saw him at training camp, over to you
to man, I mean, the best running back I ever
saw in person was Malcolm Brown. He went to the
University of Texas, then he went on to the NFL
for a few years. He was a journeyman. But I
went and saw his high school game because our buddy
shipmate brother. They played high school football together and I
saw him the first play San Antonio tip mate Sibilo Steele,

(26:53):
and I said, that dude, that's he got through the
line and he turned on a different different and pulled
away from everybody by ten yards. And I looked at
shipmate and I said, that dude can go to the league.
That was how good he was. And did he he
went to the league? Was he decent? He played five
six years in the league, bounced around from the Rams

(27:15):
to the Dolphins, back to the Rams over here over there,
scored some touchdowns. So you have an eye for guys
and goes no, no, no, that was You're just saying the
best one I'd ever seen. I didn't know him, but
that was the first, like best football player i'd seen.
I was like, damn, that dude's really good.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Like a dude at the pool when on the West
side I had an eye for a girl, I would.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Be like, that could be a Victoria's secret model. Oh.
I was at the pool and I was like, that
person cannot swim in the Olympics.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
I missed the pool man. We get all drunk. Everybody
did end up racing. Never forget when Baser and Eric
Dodd raced each other.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Who won.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Uh, it was one of those where we let Eric's
a really good swimmer. Oh and I guess Eric. Eric
was racing somebody else. Baser was like floating on her back,
kind of tipsy. She was feeling it a little bit,
and she went into Dodd's path. Oh no, dude, Dodd said,
when he was coming down Michael Phelps style with his hand,

(28:10):
his hand would have hit her right in the face
and like crushed her. But he at the last second
he saw her out of the corner of his eye,
sipping on a margueritea floating on her back. He was
racing somebody else from the apartment complex. Immediately the race
stopped and one of these gen zers beat Dodd. And
to this day Dodd would have won that race. Probably
went to the Olympics instead. He thought of his friend
Baser hammered in the pool. Dodd saw it corner of

(28:33):
his eye, stopped him from just hitting her in the face.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
So he's basically a hero.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Yeah, unbelievable, but yeah, Dodd was one of the fastest
swimmers in person.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Man, I missed the pool. Man, I missed the pool too,
And I wish I could swim. I'm not a very
good swimmer. I'm very slow at swimming on doggy paddle
a lot. And if I'm ever gonna be on Survivor,
I've got to improve my swimming because they have all
the swimming challenges.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
And I am just not good. They have a ton
of them.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Yes, and you gotta dive down. I'm not good at
diving down to get the rings off. The autumn, your
ears start popping and you start freaking out underwater. That
would be me on Survivor. So I've got to learn.
I've got to get a coach, got to figure out
some way to improve my swimming before I go on there.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Wait, are you being serious? So you're gonna start to
do more water stuff? Yeah, dude, I had the exact
same epiphany in college, and I'll tell you how it ended.
I would go, if I'm going to do a iron man,
I have to swim. Because i'd done the mile, the
twenty six miles, I hadn't done the bike. I learned
I can do the bike pretty easy. Thirty miles not bad.
I guess you do sixty.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Or some shit, so I can do one hundred.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
It's like one sixty two. Maybe so you do thirty
one hundred one hundred.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Yeah, that's what it is. You do over one hundred.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
I did thirty without even trying, so I was like,
I can probably do it. So anyways, then I was like,
I just have to do the swimming, dude. I went
to the Texas State Pool.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Oh it was miserable. It's so hard.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
I did it for a week straight and I was like,
swimming is the hardest sport ever.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
The iron Man.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
It was a great thought, but I'm going to hang
it up after the marathon.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
That was fun. Yeah, swimming is a very You don't
realize how hard it is to swim.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Either you're borner than or you're not. Maybe it's Maybolene.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
I'm not born with it because I am not. I'm
like a freaking anchor. I get in that water and
I just sink and I try to swim and I
don't go anywhere. I slap that water and it doesn't move,
Like I'm not gliding through that water. I need help, see,
That's what I'm saying. Just like Bezers floating on her back,
some people are meant to float. They say a baby
can float if you just throw it on its ass
or something. Yeah, some I feel like some people's equilibrium

(30:24):
weight distribution is just better than others. Yeah. I mean
it's sort of like Cam. He floated through the whole game.
He floated through the whole season A Big Brother. I mean,
I don't want to tell you what happens at the
end of A Big Brother this season, Newton, but damn
Cam Davis the golfer. I enjoyed this season. I guess

(30:44):
maybe I like the people's personalities.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
It was good at the beginning. It was a bang
lot of.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Purse, Yeah, but then it just got kind of just blah.
And then we found out at the very end why
it was the AI Big Brother this season all because
of that stupid robot move that they got to watch
when they won had a household. No, that is that
is my belief. Is they they they made the whole
thing AI Big Brother because whatever movie that is, some

(31:13):
robot movie was going to be premiered in the Big
Brother house, and so they had to tie robots into
the entire season.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
I get that, but I also think AI was starting
to come around right as the show was starting, and
producers thought, what if we made an AI angle.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Because Radio kind of did it. Oh, there's an AI host. Hi,
I'm Sarah, I'm a DJ. Now I'm Ainsley. Her name
was Ainsley. I know. Yeah. I was pissed at that thing.
That was so annoying. But I will tell you what
was fun was Jankie World. That was phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
I didn't watch the whole season. Dude, once my guy
got out, I quit watching. Oh who is the guy
that made the big moves?

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Tucker him? He was awesome. He was Budenama.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
And it's such a commitment. If you guys are watching shows,
you only can do one a night, dude. Big Brother
three zero week, that's tough.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
I will say, it is so hard. Like my wife
loves it. And I guess the earlier seasons had to
be better because I texted Ryan and I texted Garrett
and I said, dude, wow, and Missy who's Garrett's wife,
and she said, oh, what a season a Big Brother?
And Ryan's like, it was terrible. I probably won't ever
watch again. That's one of their better ones. And Garrett
said that season was about as good as t Corse

(32:25):
fake accent. And I'm like, you think her accent was fake?
He goes, that wasn't real. That was so stupid. And
then I texted Ryan. I said, but you liked to
Tucker right. He goes, No, not at all loud for
no reason, no strategy, out of control, don't get it. Yeah,
big brother.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
I fell in love with it when I had a
ton of time in college. Dude, I could watch the
live feeds all night and it didn't matter if you
went to class in one hour of sleep.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
That's why I fell in love with big Brother.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Now that I'm older, such a time commitment, I can't
even watch the live feeds.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
That's even the better part of it. That's what my
wife says, though. She she'll catch the live feeds, like
when she's cooking dinner. She'll have the live feeds up
while she with her headphones in while she's cooking, and
she goes, that's worth so much more interesting because I'm
half the time, I'm like, I have no idea what's
going on. They don't show enough of the show. They
do too much competition, and they recite it. But it
was a decent, decent season. I was happy with the outcome.

(33:18):
It was fun. Probably one of the better seat I've
only seen like four seasons. Probably the best season I've seen. Yeah,
I don't know. The cookout was pretty good. Their strategy
was good.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
But then you want even more mindless because if some
of the people don't have strategy, Big Brothers pretty mindless.
You got to switch over to Love Island, dude, I've
heard it's great, Dude. They just walk around in bathing
suits and bikinis all day and it's the most pointless conversations.
You can watch it while taking care of three under three.
I mean, it's the perfect show for you and all
I mean. And then so you got an attractive cast,

(33:48):
then they bring in the bombshell, so that bombshell has
to be a chick that's even hotter than the ones
that are in the house. They bring in two bombshells.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Yeah, we started our DVR and House of Villains because
I think there's people that we like that are on it.
I forget who is supposed to be on it. Is
it Bananas or is it CT or is it Traders?

Speaker 2 (34:05):
No?

Speaker 1 (34:05):
That was Traders. No. I watched season one of Traders
that was phenomenal, But Halse of Villain. Someone's on there
this season that I was like, Oh, we need to
watch that, but I haven't tuned in yet.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, the bikini show, I'm telling you, dude. But by
the end of it, you're like, man, I need to
go outside and run or something. I need to go
for a swim.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Man. These people are in shape, dude. You know what
I think? Afterwards, I'm like, man, I need to take
a break. Can I say no? Man, I appreciate it
if you didn't. Some people I don't really understand who
they think they are. They take themselves way too serious
and they think they are way too damn in important.
If I tell you the name Fireman ed, do you

(34:45):
know who that is? Yes? Who is it? Ray? What
about Rick Murray?

Speaker 2 (34:51):
No?

Speaker 1 (34:51):
I know who Rick Murray is. But do you know
who Fireman Thatt is? Yes? He's a Jets fan, dude,
and he leads the stadium and when they go j
Egs Jets, Jets, Jets. He thinks he's a big FN deal.
He has season tickets. He has season tickets. I guess
they show him on the jumbo tron. But he is upset.

(35:12):
After this week's game. You got Davonte coming, bro, No,
he said something is changing there. They didn't put me
on the big screen very much this game. I don't
know who's in control of production, but they're trying to
phase me out. Yep, Like, who the are you? You
are a stupid ass fan that wears a fireman hat

(35:33):
and thinks you are God's gift tards because you yelled
j e Ts Jets, Jets Jets. You think that you
are required to be on the jumbo tron. Do you
really think people go to that stadium to see your
dumb ass on the jumbo tron?

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Listen, dude, there's a bigger picture you ready for it?
Personal story, Guys truckers, please just to hang with me.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
It'll be a good one. Dude.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
In high school, my girlfriend at the time was the best.
Sorry this is just a bragfest. And all these amazing
athletes in my high school, my girlfriend was the best
basketball player in all of a portion of Michigan, the best.
She put up triple doubles every game, okay, And so
I was like, dude, I had no idea she was
as good. I didn't know she was that good a
basketball until I went to the game.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
I became a super fan. I started writing her points, assists,
and rebounds down on paper every game.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
We started going by every person. My best friends, Matt Davis.
What was the other guy of the wrestler guy?

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Uh uh.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Scrawny guy. Uh Carlos You No, it wasn't Reese. It
was uh Reese, dude.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
We'd not being able to think of a name.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Haven't thought of him? That's weird, Uh, Matt Davis. And
then Kyle Hogan Reese. Kyle Hogan Reese was the other
guy because Kyle Hogan was a good wrestler.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
It was uh, Matt Steck, I know it was a
scrawny little guy, dude. We went and put papers on
everybody's lockers for every game. Jeff Glock, No, every game.
We'd put up five hundred piece of paper advertising for
the games. Then we'd go to the games. We did Shakers,
put a bunch of stuff in on Pom Pom's the
biggest attendance in girls basketball history. We started the WNBA.

(37:18):
You think Caitlin Clark is big, dude. Back in high school,
our girls basketball team was big. We put a we
brought a couch into the gymnasium, basically just telling the
principal and the faculty, we do what we want. We
brought a couch and the best fans got to sit
in the couch.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
We just took over the school and we're super fans.
We were superman ed or what do they call him,
fireman in That was us. It wasn't production and stuff,
but we felt entitled and.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
We did get recognition. Dude.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Teachers let us get on the microphone. I would go
announce during assemblies. They're just always crediting it. We got
to leave class and we put up papers on people's lockers.
We had some sort of entitlement. I feel for ed Man.
He's a super fan. I'm a super fan. I went
to Instagram.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
He said, I've been getting a lot of emails and
texts from fans about the Jet experience in the stadium
with the big screens. Last night in particular. Last night
in particular, the Jets scored a touchdown and normally they
show me and the people around us on the big screen,
and they didn't show us this time. Something's going on.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Dude, you know what, like, dude, shut up, shut up, dude.
And after the fact, long years later, I couldn't even
tell you. The girl, the specific girl on the basketball team.
She messaged me and she goes, hey, I don't know
if I ever like thanked you what you guys did
as boosters and fans for our girls basketball team. She goes,

(38:39):
that was the coolest shit ever for those two years
while you guys were dating, that you guys did for us, Like,
I don't think I ever told you thank you. So
with that, maybe they just need to thank the man
because that felt good. That felt damn good. That felt great,
he said. I don't know what's going on, but they're
phasing us out. I'd like to know if somebody knows anything,

(39:01):
please let me know, because it's evident that it's happening
and it needs to stop because we need some home
field and fantage. That's what we have and we need
to keep it going. Something is going on, So please
let me know if you know something like Fireman ed,
no one owes you an explanation for not putting you
on the Jumbo screen. Kirk, his name was Kirk, Kirk.
Thank god, I just thought Aaron Pertochi listens to this,

(39:22):
She's gonna hear all the She's me screaming at the radio.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Kirk. She knew that name.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
She knew Jake Sardini, she knew Deanna Roberts hilarious.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
I just find it hilarious if this dude, this clown,
because he's been going to Jets game and yelling Jets
j E t ss whenever the hell owre spelled Jets.
He's so upset because they're not showing him on the
jumbo drawn ring. I mean, get a life, man, get
a freaking life.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Yeah, I hope I made it more relatable, just how
you can become such a super fan. I I get
Superman jet or what's his name?

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Superman shit. I was trying to make him seem significant.
What's this damn duds environment man whatever?

Speaker 2 (40:03):
What's they called? Police officer Mark?

Speaker 1 (40:05):
I mean the fact that he thinks he's that big
a deal, get out of here. And then the other
video going crazy Jerry Jones Boys, Hey, cowboys, fans have
lost their minds. Jerry Jones is gone bad shit crazy,
and I love it. The radio show, Oh my god,
he does not like it. I like when we go
into characters, so we need to add do you know
what he said? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Kind of all right, I kind of know what the
DJ said. Okay, hold on, let me let me but
you just know the gist of it.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
You can kind of go into it.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Yeah, go ahl right radio, this is this Dallas Big
Bowl Radio. We got Jared Jones on What's some Man?

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Jenna?

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Hey, So, uh, you got anything to answer to you?

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Guys? Keep losing? How we gonna star? Wait? Wait? Wait
wait wait wait wait wait winning here on the Bowl,
Big Bowl, Big Dick Bowl. And let me tell you
guy something I mean, let me get let me let
me tell you I don't need those types of questions.
I don't need those types of questions because in life,
you have a decision. You either make the decision or
you don't make the decision. You don't ever think when

(41:03):
you make the decision. Some decisions go right, some go wrong.
So if you want to ask me stupid questions like that,
I'll find someone else ask me those questions.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Uh, and then this is real. C the laughter and
not knowing if Jerry's faker kidding you're on the Big Bowl, Okay, Jerry,
I'm not joking. Guys, Guys you think I'm joking, I'll
find someone else like you. Guys you want to sit
over there and act like it's funny.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
It kills me. Then that loss on Sunday, it kills me. Yeah,
but Jerry, this is the Bull, this is the Big
Bull Bowls. Like, if you guys, if you guys think
you can sit over there, if you guys think you
can sit over there, ask me questions and ask me
questions like that, and you can tell me what what
what moves are gonna be good moves and which moves
are gonna be good bad moves.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
I already said it, but go on another radio station.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
You guys are geniuses. You guys are geniuses, and you
should be running one of these thirty two teams in
the NFL because you guys are so smart. You know
what's gonna work and what's not gonna work. Jerry dear
on the Big Bull.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
You gotta realize we're gonna ask those questions.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Read Jerry, No, no, no, you're not gonna ask me
those questions. That's the type of question you're gonna ask me.
You know what, Jerry, are you there, dude? We did
a good job. I mean the funny my favorite part
as a DJ.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
I'm not a DJ with a fake laugh because Jerry
hits him with uncomfortable Yeah, Jerry hits him with hey job,
and the.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Guy goes and Jerry goes I'm not funny. I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding. You'll find I'll find someone else asking
me these questions. You guys won't be on this radio.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
But what did he mean like that? He said, He's saying, Hey,
these are pretty much planted questions. I'll find somebody else.
You guys are just question askers. Don't think you're gonna
ask ceo. You can run a CEO company. You guys
just ask questions, man, that's all you do.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
You guys need to give me fluff questions. I'm coming
on your radio show. You guys need to give me
a fuck. Don't don't question my answer what I've decided,
my decision making because one player didn't work out or
a player did work out, You guys don't need to
question that, because if you guys knew so much about football,
you'd be running one of these thirty two teams. You
guys are geniuses and you're not. Just ask me fluff questions,
next question, dude.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
And he's done that for years. Every Monday after the game,
he goes on.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
This radio show all about Jerry Jones. Just like there,
I mean, here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Right, But he answers the question like he's a coach
or a player.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
That's what I mean. That is what's wrong with the Cowboys, dude.
The funniest part he wants the credit the cowboys. They
did that.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
What is it under the dick or what is it called?
It's called under the radar? Cowboys? HBO hard not hard,
not I knew something about hard. He goes, Jerry gets
on the phone. Hey, yeah, hey guys, U Amari Cooper?
I think he Mari, how are you coming along? You're
thinking you're gonna be good to go? He's like trying
to do injury reports and tell guys how he's doing. Like,

(43:38):
why don't you just ask the medic or the doctor
or like an assistant coach. Why does Jerry the guy
that answers this call? Yeah, I talked to a Marik Cooper.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Yeah he's doing good. Why is Jerry the middleman? That?

Speaker 2 (43:49):
That would be like me talking to Arnold like to
ask you questions Like I'm talking to you. I don't
need to talk to Jerry or Arnold.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
And that's like calling up to house your head man,
you think you're gonna be playing, why don't you ask
the doctor? Tua just is doing his thing the doctors
know more than the player does. Players always going to
say you, I'm feling pretty good. I think it's coming
along great. If you want the real answer, the doctor
be like, he's about a week and a half away.
He's got this, this, and this, we're ramping up this.
But that is the that is the I'm looking for it,

(44:18):
not that that is a look into the crystal ball
of the Dallas Cowboys. That is exactly the problem.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
They're making the playoffs though, bru are they Yeah, we
didn't are the NFC, but they're making the playoffs. They're
a five hundred team. Fourteen teams.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Get in, dude, that means they they're seven teams in
their conference that make this playoff. Right, The Cowboys are
not gonna win their division? Correct? Okay? They play at
the Niners, loss at the Falcons, toss up, Cowboys play

(44:55):
the Eagles at home. They can win that game. Cowboys
at home against the Texans. I think that's a loss.
Cowboys at Commanders loss, Giants at Cowboys win, Bengals at Cowboys,
toss up, Cowboys at Panthers win, Buccaneers at Cowboys, toss up.

(45:15):
Cowboys at Eagles, toss up Commanders at Cowboys, dude, they
are five hundred the rest of the season. So what
isn't going good for the Cowboys is the fact that
the Buccaneers are better than they were supposed to be
and the Commanders and the Saint or the Bears. No, no,
the Bears and the Vikings are better than they were
supposed to be. It was supposed to be the Lions

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and Packers. You're right battling it out. The Buccaneers, the Vikings,
and the Commanders are all stealing the Cowboys spot right.
There's three teams right there. Plus I mean the Rams
are about to get Pooka and Cooper back. Dude. The
Cowboys have to make the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
I told you, I don't want them to just suck.
I want them to be just good enough, like that
playoff game and then when they get beat to Green
Bay that was awesome. I would I need the Cowboys
in the playof You know.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
What I would love. I would love for the Cowboys
to make the playoffs. So they're playing during our convention
so I can sit there and watch Loker and Miguel
drown their sorrows and just be and Danny and just
being like God this sucks. I hate my life. Oh
my god, Medello clip hitting you that you're an NBA
champion yet or you still need time hitting me as
those Modellos team specials. Hold on, I just broke it

(46:24):
down for you. I'm looking to see what Vegas says
to make the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
I bet it's close to even money.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Man, Let's see Vegas.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Always here's the deal, guys. Vegas always bets Cowboys, So
I bet it's a little bit minus or close to
even money. They still think Cowboys are gonna make the
playoffs because that's just the betting public, and they have
to make half their They want to be fifty to
fifty on each side. Noallas Cowboys to make the playoff
even money. I haven't even looked at it. I'm just
telling you that the only thing I could, I can
prove it to you. The only thing I was scrolling
through is you know I'm not worried about to win

(46:52):
the division. You don't have to prove anything to me.
But I'm just telling you that's how smart I am.
I bet it's even money.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
You're right. I knew it. I knew it plus one
eighty five to make the playoffs. Oh, so it's a
little off. Double your money. Okay, so times your money.
It is minus two thirty five. No, they're not going
to make the playoffs. Vegas tells you the Cowboys are
not going to the playoffs. You tricked me.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
I was off on that one. Damn they're not making
the playoffs. But we just broke it down. Tampa Bay
Vikings and Bears and Bears.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
The Bears aren't throw. They had a good time in
Paris and sucked down a couple teas. They're not good.
We'll take a break, and I'm gonna tell you how
good they are. We'll take a break with right back.
I'm a change man, right dude, they went over to Paris.
I am a change man.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Hey, Emily in Paris, the Bears in Paris.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
I am a change man. I watched every single play
of the Bears Jaguars game. So did I and I've
got to say we did too. I came up here
for the two weeks talking about how terrible the Bears were.
We have terrible coaches. What the hell are we doing?
We might be figuring something out. Caleb Williams looked really good.

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He was making good decisions. The play calling was better.
We're actually running the ball. Our defense is badass. We
have an elite defense, and now the offense is starting
to catch up. Caleb Williams is starting to bhoom. Find
Keenan Allen, find Ro Madouzier, find Dj Moore, finding Cole Kmet.
He's making good decisions. Not there, run the ball, get

(48:26):
it out of your hands, throw it away, don't take
the sack. I don't know what's going on, but I
now believe Caleb Williams might be pretty damn good. I
was worried that we got screwed and Jaden Daniels was
gonna be the only good quarterback out of this class.
But I am telling you, after watching this last Sunday,
I believe the Bears did all right getting Caleb Williams.

(48:48):
I think we are headed in the right direction. I
hate that we started playing well and now we have
a buy. I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
What hurts you is they're not gonna make the playoffs.
They're in a stack division.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
They are in activision. But we have all our division
games ahead. And it's not good. No, it is because
that means we get to play those guys head to head.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Ye, he just played some lifeless jag offs.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Right, but to make the playoffs were plus one sixty.
We got better, more likely than the cowboys. We got
more better eyes of the cowboys. How do you like
them apples? I watched the whole game.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
He didn't throw a lot to DJ Moore and he
didn't throw a lot to a dune day, but he
hit come out, come ot Because nobody guards Keenan Allen.
No nobody considers comet. They didn't know they come out.
Was on the team you're right until London.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
But it looked, it looked better. He looked better. He
didn't just lock on one guy throw it to one guy.
He he went through his reads. He looked comfortable, a
little bit more comfortable in the pocket. It just looked
better than it did the first couple of weeks. It
gave me a little bit of hope and excitement that
hell yes, and when we come out of that buy,

(49:57):
we're going to Washington and we're gonna play those Commanders
with Jayden Daniels and it's a battle for Rookie of
the Year.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Fine that you guys can have that battle with yourselves.
What I found interesting in that game. I hate talking
about a game from five days ago.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Oh, don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Rich Eisen, the announcer, started out the game. His whole
tone was he wanted to be against the Bears because
he goes, uh, cowboys, not another first day, you know,
or not Cowboys the Bears. He started it off he
was gonna be negative and say just how bad the
Bears were Ano, They're incomplete, still, haven't got a first down,

(50:31):
can't get a touchdown. But then the Bears just took
off and ended up winning the game, so we had
to change his tune. But he started that game he wanted.
He thought it was gonna be a negative Bears day
and it turned out to be positive, so then he
had to reverse course. Brady needs to take notes. Okay, thanks,
I will okay, thanks Brady. Yeah, I mean, I'm telling

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you I was. I walked away from that game.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
I've had a smile on my face since that day,
thinking Bears man have found something with Kayleb Williams.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
I tell you, playing football in London is hard to
take that flight, and then there's Tea instead of Alcus,
instead of Gatorade. It's hard to play football in London.
It's a different fan base in New England. You know
you're gonna get F words and S words over there.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
You get what are they say on it? Ted last
of that word wanker? Wanker over there they say wanker.
It's hard to play in front of the wanker words.
We gotta go, dude, Yeah, we gotta go. I have
a great Wednesday. And if anybody's seen that video of
the Baltimore Ravens fan knocking the commander's fan out, what

(51:38):
an absolute loser. And here's my thing. I understand we're
all outraged at the guy that did the knocking out,
and they've put his face all over the internet. Can
someone internet sluice. I need a cameraman. I need his
space out there. I need him to lose his job
because he was the one. Yeah, let's go, let's go.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Woo.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
We got a straggler. We got a straggler. Everybody's talking
about the dude that did the knocking out. His buddy
is just as guilty. What a freaking loser. You're an
absolute piece of shit. Uh he's I don't lose. I
don't lose. It's easy not to lose a fight when
other guys don't even know they're fighting.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
But we do have a spot on the podcast for you. Man,
if you want to come up and make yourself a
new man, you join Arnold from the bottom up.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
When he gets out in three years, maybe he'll be
able to do that. Dude. He comes in first day,
knocks us out, Coach. I don't lose. I don't lose. Sorry, man,
I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
We were fighting day one, he punches Arnold.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Have a good Wednesday, everybody. Yeah, the Bear's got something.
Cowboys aren't going to the playoffs. I mean, this is
a great day, great day.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
As you guys are in your tractors, you don't care
about this. But are you gonna say it? Are you
gonna say it?

Speaker 1 (52:52):
What? It's our final show in the studio, dude, So
I've got one more? My bad? Yeah, we got Friday.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Can we do like, Oh, we've been on the air
since twenty eighteen. Can we do a six gun salute?

Speaker 1 (53:24):
I did read a story that Memphis is now the
most dangerous place to live in America, And guess what what?

Speaker 2 (53:30):
That's why when I went to Tunica, I didn't even
go through it. I skirt, dude, I knew it.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Man.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
That's one of those where there's no busy on the interstate.
You got cars just broken down everywhere. I didn't want
to get gassed, dude. I was like, I'll get it
in Mississippi, man.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
I told you, I told you, man. I went there
and it was not good. So there's a bunch of
potholes or what. No, No, it wasn't potholes, man, it
wasn't potholes. It was it was a scary, scary area,
just like they don't they don't keep up with the roads.
There's a bunch of construction. Ah no, No, it was
more than that. More than that. It was just like
a ghost down. It was very eerie, feeling like it
was an abandoned city. Oh it was like windy out

(54:06):
the No, no, no, no, I wasn't windy. It was
just like we were there. My wife's like, I don't
think we're gonna leave the hotel with the kids, and
she was a little nervous.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
And it's one of those places where it's just like
people are walking you're saying, and they're not really going anywhere.
They're just out walking.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Yeah. Yeah, they're just out for a looking Yeah, don't
know what they're looking for necessarily, but they're there, And
I mean when you walk down the sidewalk and there's
a cop car parks on the sidewalk every twenty feet.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Yeah, yeah, I got within i'd say two miles of
the city and I'm sitting there on the little mini
expressway going on that like i'd say, Turnpike going to Mississippi,
and a guy does that and goes eighty and flies
by me on.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
A fifty five road. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
I was like, Trailblazer's not fast enough.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Yeah. And here's another one. Here's an email. You were right.
Came to Memphis, went to Graceland. It was awesome. Went
to Beale Street. It was a ghost town, absolutely dead.
People on a few people on the streets, but all
the bars were absolutely empty. Tommy Salami las Vegas, and
he sent pictures and there's nobody on Bill Street, literally nobody.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
See, I can't even speak to that. I haven't even
done that. You did it with Abby, And then I
went again and it was still empty.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Dude, Hey, did you guys sleep in a room together?
No comment, I mean, but yeah, he went to Bill Street.
Oh man, there's no one. Oh that is so sad.
Arnold's not here today, guys. That's what he would have said, Look,
here's all the people on Bill Street, dude, three people.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Oh, they do have a nice little sign up there, though,
I always wish Broadway had that some signage above it,
Welcome to Broadway.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Yeah, we'll take that to the city council did already
buzzed out. We're forgetting guys, get your future bets in. Man.
You know, like when I forgot did the intro twice,
you would had me on the trade block. He would
have Aaron Rodgers me. You would have grabbed your face. Man,
I hate you can't do anything right. It made my

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life miserable. Dude, I'm glad you're not.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Hey, who's winning the World Series?

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Dude, Dodgers?

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Okay, good because I we have got the family has
nothing on the Yankees.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
The Yankees, I mean, I think every game against the
Guardians you just need to bet them minus one and
a half runs because they're kicking their ass. And then
I mean the Guardians will probably win one game, but
every game, I mean, they just can't hit, they can't
score enough runs. The Yankees score too many runs.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
And if you guys want to find a fun little
bet for these series, you can pick the player to
have the most RBIs for the whole series. I mean,
Mookie Betts is in the lead for the the Dodgers
Mets and he's like plus three hundred your money or
maybe Vento's is in.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
The lead slam. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
So then but it's like, uh, yall take four times
of my money for a guy who's two up on
every other guy for RBIs. And then in the Yankee side,
Judge is your leader.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
He hit a dong. He did hit a dong. I'll
watched it. He had a long while.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Yeah, we had Soto and John Carlos Stanton and I
wake up to Judge dong.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Great.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
The one big hitter I didn't have is in the lead.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Alright, man,