Cloud Nine To Heartbreak In Seconds

In this episode Lunchbox talks about almost missing the podcast due to a devastating weekend filled with heartbreak. Ray is looking for Lunchbox to reimburse him for the $1,000 he lost because Lunchbox told him to bet on Tyreek Hill this weekend and we try to go live on YouTube for the first time. Plus huge news when it comes to Coaches Convention 4! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yo yo, hey yo yo. Check check, yeah it's going. Yeah, man,
I gotta find my wall. I didn't even think I
was gonna do the pod today. Yesday was so depressing
and rough to have your team suck so bad, I

(00:23):
mean suck so bad, and then all of a sudden
find a way to take the lead with twenty something
seconds to go. You think, oh my gosh, we're gonna
win the game. Even though we played like dog crap.
Our offense couldn't move the ball. We looked absolutely lost
out there. I said, oh my gosh. We get down

(00:45):
to the one yard line. We handed to the fat
offensive lineman, he fumbles it, and we still hold them.
Get the ball back, drive back, score a touchdown. Yeah, bears,
I'm in a good freaking mood, good freaking mood. The
kids are happy. Yeah Dad, we're winning, Dad, we're winning.
We get the two point conversion. I mean, we are

(01:06):
in business. We're in business. Let's pull up and then
we do the unthinkable. We pull a Buffalo bills against
the Kansas City Chiefs. There is a play before the
hell Mary. The play before the hell Mary was the
bad one. We back up and just let them get

(01:27):
a free twenty twenty five yards. That way, Jade Daniels
is able to throw it to the end zone. If
we actually play defense and make them earn those yards,
he probably can't launch it all the way to the
end zone.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
It's a soft shell cover too, is that what it's called?
I don't cover two's way the hell back. I mean
it was a cover. No one becavers. They were way
the hell back there, and they threw it twenty yards.
He gets out at fifty and now they got a
couple seconds to throw a hail.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Mary, and then we do the unthinkable. Why when are
we going to learn it's so easy if you just
rush five people, don't let the quarterbacks sit back there
and have all damn day. I mean, he was sitting
there reading the newspaper, checking out what was going on,
reading the Sunday comics, the potty he was, he was

(02:16):
listening to the potty. He was doing suduco, he was
doing the wordle of the day. That's how much time
Jayden Daniels had. Because why because we only rushed four,
you gave him all the time in the world for
everybody to get down there. If you just rush him,
he has to get rid of the ball and then
you tackle someone. It's not that damn.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Hard, but we got to start the show. But here's
the thing, it's a one. It's a miracle of what happened.
It's okay, I mean it's a miracle, and.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Everybody wants to get on you know, our dude that's
over there taunting the fans. Who cares that he was
tauting the fans. Who gives the damn? We're riding like
this is a big deal and like, oh, you shouldn't
have done that. Oh I bet you know who gives damn?
He was in position when the play happened. He turned,
he looked, he ran over there. He got a hand

(03:07):
on the ball. So it's not like he was just
like the play happened, he was still taunting the fans,
Like I get being upset if he's sitting there, you know,
laving the fans waving goodbye and they score the touchdown
and he's not even in the play. No, he turned
around and he saw what was going on, ran over there,
got in the play.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
The reason that was an issue was he was still
waving back turned when the play started. For that reason,
he is gonna get spanked during film study.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
He is going to get ripped to shreds.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Dude, have you ever dreaded coming to Bobby Bone show? Yes, well, dude,
that guy is not When he hits play on that
film study on Monday morning, that's bad, dude.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
I mean he may get hit.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
You want to You probably want to look checking for
bruises the next day. Whoever they're what is it defensive
or special teams or trick play? Gadget that got number
nineteen twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
He was something. He's a starter.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
He's gonna get paddled. It sucks that the actual camera
didn't capture it, but the coaches are gonna see it
because of social media. Otherwise, sixty years ago he was good.
Actually don't even know if it was NFL then. But
his problem is somebody in the audience caught captured when
the ball was hiked and at that moment in time
he was turned around and then he dogs it over

(04:18):
swag surfing and then like does a jump layup and
it goes right off his fingertips behind him.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
That's what sucks is social media. Otherwise he would have
been okay.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, he was one hundred percent find yes, was he
out of position when the play started. Well, that's probably
where he was supposed to line up. He was supposed
to cover that section of the end zone. Well, and
it's one of those things, dude. He timed it out perfectly.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yes, he was at the peak of where he could
jump to because even slowed down for a minute, waited
for the ball to get a little closer.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Then ooh, valley oop and.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
It went over the head a little bit. Where when
you're in the pool with your buddies, that just goes
into the water. If you're playing in an NFL game,
that goes into guy's hands for an interception or a
touchdown at the end of the game, and you're actually
the biggest fall guy in the history of Chicago, worse
than Barb.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
I was about to say.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
That, Ray, you took the script right out from under
my dick.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
It was like, and here's the thing, and everybody's like,
you're supposed to knock it down. Guys, he was at
the peak of his jump and it barely touched his finger.
It was just that he tried to jump as high
as he could to knock it down, but he couldn't.
He couldn't reach it.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
And guys, you don't understand the physics of it. I
understand a majority of you right now are in your trucks. Guys,
Damn button bar. And if you're on the tractor, maybe
you played in high school. I don't know, you played
some farm.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
League, turn the hell. Maybe you played in the street
right there.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
But you know, with all those fingers, you're not catching
these balls with fists or there's so many different fingers
it can punch up real easy.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, And everybody's like, oh my god. The number one
rule is you're supposed to knock it down. It was
too high to knock down. He was just trying to
deflect it, Like, get it out of here, guys, your
finger point up. Nobody's gonna go up with their fingers down.
Fingers are up.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
You gotta think there's about forty different fingers all going up.
I get gravity pulls the ball down, but just for
a minute, if it hits one of those people's fingers,
it's gonna go up in the air. And that's damn
just what it did. And I just broke down a
hell of a job. Now, job man, My question is
was the receiver in the back. Was he out of position?

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Because don't you think everybody is usually gonna go jump
board in the pile.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
And also he was a receiver, the guy that caught
the ball.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
He was just standing there with his thumb up his ass, like,
oh my god, there's no one around.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Me, probably the laziest, and he was at a position
and he ends up getting the benefit.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Unless they tell him, Hey, go back there just in
case there's a tip ball and we'll have everybody else
jump up. But I would imagine everybody's supposed to jump
up in that scrum. He was a beneficiary. Ray speaking
of that, we.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Got to do our health insurance for work before November seven.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Oh, thank you for reminding me.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
I am gonna pick my beneficiary, and I think I'm
gonna go with Arnold.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Oh Man. That was a depress It was a depressing loss.
I sucked.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
We got to start the show.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
I mean, really, we didn't even deserve to win. We
sucked all game, but our defense played well. But I
mean I sucked it up.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
I got over it in about, you know, twenty five seconds,
and I said, okay, I'll come to the pod.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
The Bears had no shot at winning that game. Before
an hour two hours before the game, My Buddy, Danny
and Fort Lauderdale almost misplaced the bet. He accidentally did
Bears minds for me, and Billy said, dumb ass, get
back on there. He hit up the betting site and
they refunded him his money. So then he was it
was it was it Washington yet four? No, he did
an alternate line. He did an alternate line. Yeah, so

(07:38):
he did an alternate line, did Washington plus four? He
ended up winning the bet. He would have lost it though,
because it would have pushed because it wasn't at seventeen
thirteen and they lost. The Bears lost in nevermind, it
didn't matter.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
He won.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
He hit up the website. It didn't even matter. It
would have been a push or a win. It ended
up being a win for him.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
He congratulations with him. I'm so happy for him, man.
But yeah, and everybody's oh my god, used to go.
I mean, guys, it took me like twenty seconds to
get over the loss. I mean, we're not winning the
super Bowl. It just sucked the way it ended it.
That was crazy. But it's cool to watch. You're more
on Wimby now. I'm not on Wimby yet. I mean
I watched it. I tried to watch a little bit
the other night when they played in the Mavericks and
we're just not very good. Quick name, they're starting five.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
You got five seconds, Chris Paul, Wimby, Keldon Johnson, he's
hurt passal.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
And you got like total, not pot Collins.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
You got a guy named Puddle, No total.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
We traded him back to Toronto. I forgot. We got Collins.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
The number five guys Popovitch Ray he plays sometimes.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah, I couldn't I named Wimby Chris Paul. Yeah, he's
Chris the Ghost to Chris Paul is on your team.
I mean, my buddy, you let me do a little
couple of texts from John.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Okay, John might even be better than Justin.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Justin just went to a depression. Then, Oh, I bet
when he was I was gonna text him during that
Ohio State game. But I felt like that's kind of
dick move. So my buddy John, he's a Mavericks fan.
And he said, uh, sounds.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Like a lot.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
No, no, no, he texted me go MAVs. I said, jerk.
The worst year of my life begins with Chris Paul
on the court. In a couple of minutes, he goes,
does Chris Paul get hurt tonight or tomorrow night? And
I said hopefully tonight, and then he replied with a
Dalax Mavericks Instagram post of Luca doing it behind the

(09:22):
back pass over Wimby for the dunk, and I'm like, Okay, really,
I don't really need to see that.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
MAVs fin to cook, right, I should be able to cook.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
You know Thompson kid, you know who's about to cook. Yeah,
the Thunder they are Celtics.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
The Thunder are so damn good under number two to win.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
The champions are so damn good. You know who sucks?
The Nuggets. I'm gonna tell you how they can't shoot
the ball?

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Is it this guy?

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Those modelos? No? I mean they have no outside shooting.
In an NBA day where you gotta shoot threes, they
have no one that can shoot threes.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
I have a breakdown, We got it.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I've watched them two games and they can't shoot. They're
not very good.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
You're watching the NBA right now when something's on commercial
off flip over? Has it started?

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Oh? It started? Man?

Speaker 2 (10:09):
So when Lebron and his kid played, that was game.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
That was the first regular season game that's why they
did it. I'm still in football mode.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
The only thing I've seen is Celtics three times your
money to win the championship. That's gonna drop to even
money once the playoff start, so get it now. Other
than that, I'm not really into the NBA pool yet.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Okay, Yeah, I watched this a little bit, bits and pieces,
maybe a quarter here. I haven't watched a game or anything,
but I watched the Nuggets and they are They're atrocious.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
All right, we're gonna do it live, guys. Arnold is
off today. Him and Abby. I believe they hung out
and it's always a Broadway thing with them. Too late
of a Sunday night. You gotta know when to stop drinking.
He doesn't, so he has hung over and off today.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah he had. He had a Devandy thinking he was
gonna take down the goalpost and then Bandy came up
just the tad shorts, so he was the only one there.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
That's what I forgot. It was Arnold went with our
other buddy Mike with the Bobby Bone Show. They went
to Vandy, Texas. Yeah, they went to Vandy, Texas, justin Texan.
He texted me about Tennessee. Vandy why are we talking
about Vandy so much this year?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (11:12):
They're playing good football a month agay, all they do
is cover a month ago.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Justin, Hey, do you want to go to Vandy?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Somebody know I passed they little to Justin know he's
gonna be watching a future number one beat. And then
they beat Bama. And then I got another friend that says, hey,
do you want to? Eddie goes, Hey, do you want to?
Are you going to Texas Vandy? I'm like no?

Speaker 1 (11:32):
And then Justin text me, hey.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Are you going to Valls Vandy?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Well, Burk will stop asking me about Bandy.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
I'm not going to Bandy coming out, guys. That stadium
so depressing. There's cranes all over the place. They only
got three quarters of it open. You probably gotta suck
off a beer next to a cement block.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
I'm not going to Vandy.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
There's no parking over there. If you guys don't know
the layout in Nashville.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Trust me, we had a birthday party to go to
and we couldn't buy parking because of Vandy Texas and
Manday Texas.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
The tailgating scene and you can't get too schlobber knocker
because there's all these people walking around in suits and
vests all past I'm not gonna try and put down
two bud heavies two hours before the game and then
get into a cement block and it's three quarters full.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
I mean, I did see people tailgating in an elementary
school parking lot. I felt that was a little weird
because it's right next to bandy Cops.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Should have been called ray. It was Hume Fog.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
That academy, Noah, I don't know what it was called,
but it has like a dragon.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
All right, we're gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
What we ah? The won't two hour so loser? What up, everybody?
I'm lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I'll
give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm
pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Y'all. It's Sison. I'm in Alpha Male. I live in
the North side of Nashville. Met a Broadway girl took
her there. Yeah, we love it. It's a country life,
white picket fens, two point five kids. We got a cat.
It's great. Trying to think anything else. Our grass is dead.
Told the mowers, or I mean, I told myself, where
ain't mowing that thing?

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Anymore.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
The rest of the season over to you man, and hey,
we got the goal now is to get the intro
done before our first commercial.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, and I gotta say, we're gonna we're gonna take
a break here in a second. But I'm just gonna
tell you coaches Convention four is canceled. What oh oh,
well that's that that that wasn't funny. I was like,
do you know something that I don't know? I think
tickets were on sale this year last year. Yeah, well no, no, no, Well,
this is what's gonna happen. On Wednesday. We're gonna have

(13:26):
the information up, so we're gonna put it out on
Halloween Eve. We are gonna put the information up so
you can see everything that's gonna be available on Sore
Losers dot com.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
On Wednesday, we're gonna have some spooky good prices, spooky good.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
And then on Friday is when the tickets go on sale.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
The day after Halloween, when you're hungover and you got
a stomach full of candy, you got a pile of
reseas in front of you, you're like rappers are stuck
to your face. You're like, what I gotta get on,
I gotta get. I gotta get a ticket at the commission.
They'll be on sale Friday. Ah, so that is huge news.
That's actually I mean that's what all the country artists do.
I get the emails for when their tickets go on sale.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah, Friday, Friday. Who thought of that? Uh me?

Speaker 2 (14:11):
That's smart. Yeah, it's all about timing too, I've learned
with our posts. You got to know exactly when people
are on their lunch break and they're just thumbing around
with a salad at their office cubicle. That's when you
post crap love that it's going on a Sunday.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yeah, you don't want to post it at like three
am on a Friday because no one's gonna see it.
So you're gonna have the information up Wednesday. Tickets on
sale Friday. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Our social media expert told us to post is it noon?
It's right around noon?

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Is the best time to post? Is that the best time?

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah? When people are just sitting there doom scrolling, got
nothing to do. All they want is videos, instant gratification.
They want to hog down their big Mac and then
they got to start the second half of the workday.
Except for a truck driver, you guys eat all day long.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
I don't think people are eating big macs right now.
Why it's now chicken big No in that What happened there?
Isn't that the one that had the I break out?
Oh yeah, so I think some of the restaurants pulled
that big Mac off the menu for a minute.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Just had Burger King. I didn't know if we were
just thrown out fast foods for Chris sandwich damn good Man?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Really yeah, Joe, is that a breakfast or a lunch thing?

Speaker 2 (15:15):
I don't care what we gotta do. If you need
me to go pick up fifty m sandwiches, sandwiches, what
is it called Nissans croissants? But they're from Burger King,
I'll bring them to the convention. I want that to
be there for breakfast. They were damn good.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Okay? And when did you have that Sunday? Oh?

Speaker 2 (15:35):
They all came home with it.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
It was perfect. Where was Beaser?

Speaker 2 (15:38):
We've been house sitting, so we've been in all the
to and fro coach. But I'm telling you, I didn't
realize how great that was. Maybe we should do the
brunch one day at Burger King.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
I'll see if I can add that to the schedule.
Let me check that itenerary, okay, and send it to
my wife. Hey, Ray's looking at Chris sandwiches from Burger
King on Sunday. What do you think? She says she'll
get back to us. So, speaking of getting back, we're
gonna take a break, we'll come back. Oh man, I
was freaking hot in this room? Dude? Are they going
to fix a scene here?

Speaker 2 (16:06):
If you guys have been hearing on the Bobby Bone Show,
it is in the studio Big Show eighty degrees And
now that that dialogue and narrative is crept into this room, coach,
are you just trying to copy the Big Show?

Speaker 1 (16:18):
I'm sweating It is hot here, like I'm sweating. It is.
The more I talk, I'm sweating like I might. Dude,
I'm trying to not lean against the back of the
chair because I don't want them back to sweat.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Are you trying to be like the Big Show? Is
it actually hot in here?

Speaker 1 (16:29):
So it's actually hot?

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Because I will agree with you it's hot. Yeah, But
people are saying, why don't we just take off more
of our clothes?

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Well that'd be weird, dude, claim buck, come bi, We're
we do a video. We're just in your shirtless doing
the freaking pod. I'm not above being shirtless. I might
be down. We'll take a break and we'll discuss it
right after this. Do I need the link to put
it up? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
I'm about to go live though.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Give me the links. You
put it on Facebook. It's blinking. Oh I think we're live.
Go to YouTube. Let me check it out. Is that
what Morgan does? I don't know. I have no idea
how you do it.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
I'm putting my condom back on, dude, I can't do
this condom list.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
You got to light up, dude.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
We are dark and now I gotta do What do
you mean I'm i gotta light up? You're dark, bro,
I'm dark? Okay, Yeah, guys, if you're listening in your
trucks right now, maybe a little confusing because we're live
on the internet, all right, We're on live on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
I don't see it. I don't know how to find
it though.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
See I knew it wasn't gonna be that each live.
Oh my gosh, we're live channel offline. There's no live stream.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
I see you. You're dark. Yeah, it was live for
three seconds. That was it.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
That was the first one, and then I closed out
of that one. We should be live again.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Let me check. Uh damn. Did we sound like a
bunch of idiots. There's no way I'm gonna see. No,
they're not live.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
They said it was just two clicks of the mouse. Hmmm,
I'm gonna click in. And guys, our YouTube has been booming.
We are up to drum roll nine and sixteen subs.
And dude, your freaking betting lock with Tyreek Hill.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Thanks man? They got a seventy eight views. Yeah, I'm
not sure what happened there, but that was a that
didn't work out for us. So I want to apologize
to the nation. Tyreek Hill came out last week. He
said we're back. Oh my gosh, like he was gonna
go off and he didn't do but like sixty yards nothing?
I don't Is he hurt? Does he not have speed anymore?
Can he not blow by defenders? What is going on? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:47):
And they lost the game. I locked them up to
cover they lost. I don't know, are you seeing anything
or no?

Speaker 1 (18:54):
No, I'm not seeing anything. Man. Oh well there's the camera.
I don't see anything live hope still nothing. Man.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
See maybe that key got used up because I used it.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeah, that's what probably happens, so you had to go
get a new key.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
So, oh my god, dude, do you work for YouTube?
Because it just said, remember the next time you want
to go live, you'll need to come back and get
another key. What you just said?

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Are you a technological guy? Do you guys always make
fun of me for not knowing technology?

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Coach Coachry? Secretly, I'm I'm a tech han. Okay, dude,
it just said that. Oh stream finished?

Speaker 1 (19:32):
What here?

Speaker 2 (19:34):
I gotta go back in?

Speaker 1 (19:36):
How about we just give up on it? No, dude,
what are today?

Speaker 2 (19:40):
What if they said give up on getting gambling passed
in Tennessee, we'd never be able to bet on our
phones and lose that money that you guaranteed us with
Tyreek Hill.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
I understand that. And you here, here's the thing. I
think I'm gonna tap out of this segment. Thing you
handle this segment.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
I'm a little tired.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
I'm just gonna tap out. Are you drunk? No, I'm
Anthony rich I'm Anthony Freakin Richardson, who's supposed to be
a franchise quarterback and he scrambles, he runs, he gets
a first down, he looks over the side and says, coach,
take me out. I'm tired, And they asked himbout it.
In the postgame press conference, he goes, I just gotta

(20:16):
be honest. I ran a lot right there. I was tired,
so I looked the coach said, hey, give me a break.
Like you want to know how you're not the dude.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
You want to know when you are not it.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
It's when you're the franchise quote unquote quarterback. And after
a ten yard scramble, really, you probably ran about thirty
yards because he ran left, ran right right, ran back right,
and you have to tap out of the freaking game.
You know who I've never seen tap out of the
game because they're tired.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Tom Brady, Tom freaking Brady. Okay, you're right, Tom Brady
doesn't run. I'm sorry, my apologies. You know who I
never see tap out of the game because they're tired
after a little sprint. My cat, No, Lamar Jackson, he's
never He runs a lot more than anybody else. He
takes bigger hits, and I don't ever see him say

(21:07):
tap out, I'm tired from a run. Well, here's my question.
Did you see that?

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Was it the camera? Is it a Twitter thing? You
learned about it after I watched it in the moment,
in the moment live, I thought he got hurt and
he got up and I was like, he didn't look
like he got up slow. And he tapped the side
of his helmet, which is the sign I need a sub.
And he went out and Flaco Flaco Flame came running
in hush whosh. And the next time I saw that game,

(21:35):
Anthony Richardson was back in the game. And then his
press conference was, Hey, I was tired, get the out
of here, bro.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Sometimes with a segment, man, what if you're drained from
it and you need a man?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
So I tried to tap out and you wouldn't let me.
I just said, I need to tap out for this segment.
It didn't make any sense. I had no idea what
you were talking exactly. It made no sense when Anthony
Richardson tapped out in the middle of a freaking game.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Hey, would it be about to open that door? And also,
you can turn the lights off. We've given up on
the stream.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
We've got up on the stream.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
I gotta talk to my guy.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Okay, them down. You gotta talk hello there. I just
don't understand how you if you go back to the
locker room and your guys are like, oh man, thanks
for having my back, Thanks for having my back. Dude,
you tapped out, you were tired from a little run.

(22:27):
That tells me he's a out of shape, he's not
in fit and he sucks.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
What what do you know about the Colts? Because I
have a stat that will blow your mind.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
What do I know about the Colts? I know that
Anthony Richardson completed ten passes.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
In all of the NFL. You can finish the sentence
when you know it. Are the absolute best at covering
the spread. They're the best team in the NFL when
it comes to me, I.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Don't care about it.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
And they covered again?

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Did they win the game? No? But are if you're
a Colts fan, are you like, hell, yeah, we covered
the spread? Or are you like, damn, we lost another
game and our quarterback tapped out like a little bitch.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
They are in an easy division, So if the Texans
just didn't pony up with Mixing and the Crew, the
Colts would be the best team in the division. I mean,
how bad are the Titans dude.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Every week. Okay, see, I do a pick them and
the Jags bunch of jag offs. Dude, I do a
pick them every week. You pay one hundred dollars at
the beginning of the year, you're gonna.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Say a week, No, jeez, you go to you draw,
you know, get that, go to the atm before you
go over the moat.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Nope, it's one hundred dollars for the entire year, and
you pick every game NFL game against the spread, and
every damn week, I'm like, Titans can't be that bad.
This is the week they get it together.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
And every damn week they get their doors blown off.
They got so I mean, I called it. If you
could have saw me at the family get togethers when
I said Titans gonna be bad this year, and I
had my cousin Brian go no, no.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
I actually think they're gonna be good. Man.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Those two running backs are quick, and they got the
three receivers, and I think Leavis is good. I told
everybody the Titans are gonna be horrible this year. We
usually don't get tickets until they start being bad. I'm
actually shocked we haven't gotten a text that probably for
the rest of the season. We got free Titans ticket.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Oh no, I looked up tickets for this coming Sunday
against the New England Patriots. The cheapest ticket in the
house one hundred and thirty dollars plus fees. Dude, how
the hell you know what that is? Susan Stadium updates.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
They need money. That thing ain't gonna build itself. Taxpayers
are gonna build that. That's gonna be built on the
backs of a lot of workers, a lot of crane operators.
Right now, we have wiped out the crane force in
all of America because they're in that pit and they're
digging in the dirt. They've now started doing the foundation.
They're about three floors up. Oh really, yeah, it's it's growing.

(25:00):
It's almost as half the stadium of Nissan right now.
But what I'm telling you is this, they need money.
The ticket price have got to stay up, and the
team isn't performing.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
What team is off?

Speaker 2 (25:12):
What if they can't pay the note and they end
up just stopping the stadium.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Dude, nobody has.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Brought that up. What if the money isn't there? Sorry,
I don't ever steal my quotes.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
No, I just don't understand how they're that bad. It's simple.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
The quarterback situation is bad. Rudolph was the red nose
reindeer was a little bit better.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
A little bit better, but he's still off.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
I mean they died off.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Dude. Jared Goff threw what eighty yards yesterday? I don't
even know. I'd have to look it up. I mean
it was Gibbs in Montgomery. No, no, but he threw
it for like eighty ninety yards. He had three touchdowns.
How the hell did.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
They do that, Gibbs? They had ran one, but Ramier
Khalif Raymond was running all over the yard, and then
you had Gibbs in Montgomery ran a seventy yard or
Montgomery threw a.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
T And here's the crazy part. You want to hear
the crazy part.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
No, that's the crazy part.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
They are three point favorites next weekend against the New England.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Patriots because it's the batter of the toilet Bowl right now.
It's the Panthers, who I told you guys forgot awful
they are they are so did you hear Sean Payton
asking about his defensive performance yesterday? He said that team
is not a good offense. We knew that coming in,
so it's nothing to be proud about. We're gonna play
a lot harder teams coming up.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Okay, I mean you never hear a coach say that
I love it. I love him being honest. Now we
saw the tape, we knew they sucked coming in.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
The Panthers, the Titans, and the Patriots. Patriots are the
three worst teams in the NFL.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
What about the Gats?

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Statistically, I believe they have two wins. It's the Titans
and Carolina.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Well, Patriots have two wins.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Well, then it's the Titans in Carolina with one win.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
You know who else has two wins? The Jets. I
mean Aaron Rogers, the Savior, the Almighty Airon Damns.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Hold on you. You can create an analogy so we
don't have to just talk about x's and o's. Aaron
Rodgers sold us this fake bill of goods. Dude. We
thought we were about to move in to a house
in the Franklin Brentwood area, and what we learned is
it's just one of those new builds and it's got
all kinds of issues with the siding, with the plumbing,

(27:24):
the garage isn't ready yet, it's got electrical issues. There's
water damage underneath the house. You should have done some weathering.
What we are learning is Aaron Rodgers just faked us
all out. He's not that great and we were able
to think, Oh, he rehabbed and did well a year ago.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Broke the leg, broke the knee, broke the cap.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
He's cap he can't move.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
He got the coach fired because hey man, we're not winning.
This coach sucks. Get him out of here.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
He brings his buddy, drinking buddy Davante, and demanday is
going to be saving fire the coach.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Oh okay, they fire the coach.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Now listen, I want you to give up draft pick,
give up a high draft pick so we can get
Devonte Adams and we'll have this thing solved. Okay.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
You know we only had a couple of days to
work together. We lost to Pittsburgh, No big deal. Next
week we played New England, who is gone awful. They
suck so bad. Uh, this is gonna be no problem.
Oh wait, we lost to them. It is a dunk.
I mean, dude, it is over falling off the cliff over.
This is gonna get so bad.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Well, if you think about it, yeah I will, But
that whole corridor up there, if you want to break
it down, really, fans in that Jets bad, Giants bad,
New England bad. There's no good football right now being
played on the Upper East Coast.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Giants bad, Jets bad, New England bad. Who else lives
up there? Yeah? What is there an echo in here? No?

Speaker 2 (28:42):
No, I'm trying to think who else lives up there?
The vander the Bills, they're playing good. The Argonauts, the
Vancouver Argonauts. You're right, okay, so you gotta go almost
towards Canada own the Lions.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Lions.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Let's but right now, man, if you're up there, yeah,
pocket guy is not great football now, but there's baseball.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Hey, Giants suck well, I mean, sart of the Jets,
a Patriot. We all suck. So we got all suck together.
I'll suck you, you suck me. Hey the Yankees though, man,
we got their sucking too. Man. Oh Yankees? Oh yeah,
I was you know that that game? Oh that was
crazy game man, Because I'm gonna tell you Friday night, Oh,
I got back from a kid's like function, you know,
Friday night, and I had a buddy in town. My
buddy Clinton had hit me up earlier in the night,

(29:24):
and he's like, hey, man, any chance we're gonna see
you tonight?

Speaker 2 (29:28):
And I said, man, who is this guy you're bringing
on the scene without introducing Clinton?

Speaker 1 (29:32):
I grew up with him. Man, we played Pardon Me,
but who in the is Clinton? Who the fuck is
this guy?

Speaker 2 (29:38):
He's not just No, you just brought a cast of
character that we don't know. Oh no, I mean he
was in town. I played baseball with him growing up.
It could be built in Clinton for all we know.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
We went to elementary school together, we went to high
school together. We played on the Cardinals together at Balcony's.
And he just pulled up. He pulled up to Nashville
with your family and everything. He pulled up in Nashville Clinton.
I got three kids now, wife, I don't leave the house.
How you doing? He said, Hey man, we're in Nashville
for my wife's fortieth birthday and my little sister's fortieth birthday.

(30:14):
Any chance we're gonna see you this weekend.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
No, that celebration sounds too fun for me.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
And I said, dude, I can't tonight. Man, I'm sorry.
I got a kid's function, like I can't make it.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
What was he trying to do go and get faded, get.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
All picked up. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yeah, he watched the Get side with it.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
And they were partying, you know, because it was fortieth birthday.
Fortieth birthday, so they had a big crew with him.
I didn't realize how big of a crew. Oh were
they swinging. I don't think they were swinging. But they
had an airbnb on the East side. It was him,
his sister, her husband, and a couple and then I
think a couple other people were in that house. But
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
We don't even to know the whole role.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
So he hit me up and I was like, nah, man,
I don't know, I got this kid's function. Maybe afterwards
I'll hit you up. Really, that was me saying, man,
I'm gonna be tired because we're gonna get home and
I'm old and I have three kids, and I'll go
to bed. So I got down on the couch and
it was nine forty five.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
I took my.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Shoes off, took the socks off, turned it on the
Major League Baseball World Series, and not even a minute
after I turned on the TV, he said, I get
another text. Hey man, So, uh, we're gonna see you
tonight or what he really wanted to see you. And
I was like damn. So I thought, okay, let me
let me text where he's at. And if he's on Broadway,

(31:29):
I could say, oh, man, that's too cool. I can't
do Broadway.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
So I texted him. I said, oh, where are you at?
It was one mile from my house.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Oh you got to Okay, I know where he was then?
So he he was over, Oh he was at opry Land.
He was at David Buster.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Yeah. And I was like, oh damn, I look at
my wife. He's only a mile away. I guess I'll
get the Blue azul and she goes, so you're not
gonna go? And I was like, nah, I'm gonna go.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
So I put back on the shoes, put back or
put back on the socks, put back on the shoes,
drove the mile apart, hit a nice tea, and drive
home and rolled up. He's like, man, this is a
different kind of pulling up. Man.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
I pull up and I'm like, what up, dude?

Speaker 2 (32:07):
What up?

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Hugs? Hugs, go in, say how to his sister, say
how to his sister's husband, lance, uh, hi to the steps,
the other sister, the other people that were there as cousins.
I mean, there's a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Are you grabbing and clapping.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Grabbing and clapping, grabbing, clap, clap. And he's like, hey man,
old time sake, we got to do a shot right
there we go. I'm like, oh god, really, no, no,
I was just gonna have a drink. He's like, oh,
let's get a shot. Let's get a shot. Old time sake,
old time sake. So he orders eight shots around for everybody.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
They ain't even fun unless you're in kinge kont one.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Dude, three boom.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
We're doing shots, and I hung out South Beach showed
me a trick. You do those shots, you don't want
to do one. You notice when everybody's taking a shot back,
nobody looks at anybody else. Poor people only care about themselves.
So when at the apex of it, when they're going
to just cock it back, you just dump it as
fast as you can on the ground.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Oh man, that was good. That was crazy.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Bill.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Spit in your lips a little bit, spit up a
little up.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yeah, you know, it looks like I took a shot.
You never realize how easy it is until somebody tells
you that. Because nobody looks at other people when they
take a shot.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah, And I'd been standing up at the kids function
all night, so I was like, oh man, we're gonna
sit down at this bar. We're all gonna chat, hang out. Now.
We pre seated the stand for the next two and
a half hours. No no, no.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
No, no, no, dude, you gotta know the bar you're
going into. I want to know. Is it a corner chair?
We getting a little vip tables Ashley. You know, usually
she'll go throw her hangers around enough where we're gonna
get seats, get a nice little booth. You can't stand
at a bar for two hours, dude, We're not twenty one.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Yeah, well we were acting like we were twenty one.
We were celebrating fortieth and I'm old, and I was like,
oh man, but we hung out, we talked, we chatted,
it was it was it was good time.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Do any body shots now?

Speaker 1 (33:53):
No body shots? But we had drinks and they just
kept like, oh here's another one. I'm like, whoa, whoa, guys,
calm down, like I got it. I got three kids
to go home to. I know, you guys are on
vac It's not worth it. And so Finally about twelve fifteen,
I was like, hey, man, guys, I got I gotta
sneak out. I gotta feeling you guys gonna be out
till two am. I gotta sneak. I gotta sneak.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Did any of the girls want to dip?

Speaker 1 (34:13):
No, they didn't want to do They were all married. Man,
They're all I mean, they're all kids I've known, I
mean not kids, no notice since they were kids. With
little Kristen, I mean little Clinton is what I call her.
Name's Kristen's like forty five. No, no, she was her
fortieth birthday. But I call her Little Clinton because he's
Clinton's little sister. I called that since we were kids.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Man, you gotta drop the little name, dude. When they
reached the forties, man, the first.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Thing I did, I WoT there was like little Clinton.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
What up?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
I gave her a hug, and I was like, you
probably hate that nickname, right, she goes no a lot
better than what some people called me.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
And I was like, she's like, now it's big.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Oh. So that was Friday night, man, that was my
I was at home at one o'clock in the water.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
That have to do with the Grand slam.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
I forgot so I just sat down to watch the game.
And then I get to the bar and the Yankees
are taking a three to two lead, and we're at
the bar and I'm like, all right, cool, And all
of a sudden, they get a couple of people on
base and they walk Mookie Betts and they bring I mean,
they brought in Nestor Cortes, who hadn't pitched in six months.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
You got to put that on.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Boon, Hey, what the hell are you doing?

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Even the announcer goes, oh, he hasn't thrown a ball
in four months. But here comes Nestor quartet right man,
mustard and mayonnaise all over his shirt.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
He's like, all right, man, let me go ahead. And
the ship man, no dog. I didn't think I was
actually gonna get the game on there, skip, give me
a minute.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
I gotta coaches like, hey, bring in Nestor. And he's
in the locker room. He's like what the He's like, me,
you want me to pitch in the World Series? And
he almost gave up one to Otani. He played one.
Otani just hit it. Throw very next pitch. I've seen
a meatball before, man, and I'll eat it at my
local Italian place.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
It was huh, hilarious, and I mean you want to
talk about and it was burnt orange everywhere. By the way,
this city got taken over by burnt orange everywhere I went.
Texas fans, Texas fans every Okay, now you're talking about
that game, yes, but they were all at the bar, okay.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
And I mean, everybody must hate the Yankees because he
hits that grand Salami and the bar goes bananas.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
A bunch of after Yankees after them. Take that, judge, those.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Are the frat Daddy's yelling it out.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
I mean, it was incredible. And then that is when
he ordered the shots.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
I watched that replay five times of that Grand Slam epic.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
It was just awesome.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Only thing that would have made it better is around
second base if he did the Kurt Gibson thing because
he was also kind of injured. Yes, would have been
a little bit cooler. And then he gives the quote,
it was my dad's home run, not mine.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
He goes, they said, what was that moment like, because
he brought his dad down, like I guess it, went
and celebrated with him.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
He goes, that was really my dad's moment. It was
actually a pretty deep quote. I get it, but I mean,
it's really not it's your but like your dad is
just a second burn, second hand enjoy it like it's
not it's your moment.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
No, no, no, he said, I wanted it to be
my dad's moment because without my dad, I wouldn't be here.
My dad's the one that fell in love with baseball.
And without his love of baseball and him playing catch
with me every day and him throwing batting practice and
he still throws batting practice to me in the off season.
Without him, this wouldn't happen. So this is really his moment.

(37:21):
I was like, damn, dude, but it's yours too, though, right, Bro,
that's really yours. Man, let's be bro. I mean I understand.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
I think he said it once and I was like, oh,
that's deep, and then he goes again, he goes, yeah,
it wasn't me.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
It was all Elvis Davis for dad.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
What I mean, they just said, I think the only
time a Grand Slam's been hit to win in a
World Series.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Is AWESO, Like, that's your moment, buddy. That was so badass.
And then the fact that and.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
He knew it right away, and I love I catch
stuff in the game. A lot of people don't. He
looked over to the crowd and immediately there was a fans.
They didn't know if it was gone, but then his
reaction told them that it was gone. I mean, he
just held that bat straight up in the air like
that is out of here.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
And what's crazy is went. I don't even remember who
hit it, but he hit it to the wall and
that fan stuck the glove over. Dude, he stuck the
glove over and caught it. But we're not having any
more Bartman moments.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Just because of video replay, they're able to tell, Okay,
that would have hit in the wall. It's just two
bases back in the day with Bartman.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
No, no, Bartman cost the Cubs that they ended up
blowing it, but really Alex Gonzalez cost it, and they
blamed Bartman for the clubs collapse. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
So the fans can cup a foul ball, but they
can't get up if it's in play, correct, got it.
They can mess up a foul ball like they can
stop someone catch it whatever.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
I guess they could it up, like if the outfitter
is going to catch it. They could still catch it
and it would still be a double because you can't
guarantee it's gonna be cost right. And I mean that
dude immediately, and you see the guys next to him
going like, what the are you doing that? He had
his kids with him, He had his kids. He just
started packing his ship. He started packing his.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Either to be a pizza come flying ten rows up.
But really, if it was.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Not a home run, he say, I don't know. He
was gonna be a double either way, So it didn't
really matter.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
It had no effect on the game except for it
looked like a dumbass because the other team's batting and
you brought it into a home run.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
But you can't help it. You just react that ball.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
You gotta know it, guys, if you bring your glove
and you're on the first row of a home run area,
if it's your team, you grab it. If it's the
opposing team, you get back brou I mean, and he
just looks and he's like and everybody's like giving him
dirty looks, and he just starts scooping his shit in
the back and he couldn't get out of there fastest.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
He's hitting his kitule let's go, let's go, let's go.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
What was good, though, is he was able to get
out of Dodge before they did the review, because they
announced it as he was going exiting.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
I mean, security hadn't even got to him yet, Like
they weren't even coming to escort him out yet, and
he was already had his shit packed.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
But it's the same thing, dude, if you're at a
bar and you know you're drunk or your chick is
aware of that, and the bouncers are coming, Baser always.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Has me, and dude, I've got my stuff all together.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
I'm basically on the way out by the time the
bouncer comes over and says, you're getting bounced.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
It was pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
It was that.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
That Grand Slam was awesome. Now we're gonna take a break.
I'm gonna tell you why fantasy football is so stupid.
It's so stupid. We'll be right back, all right.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Are you sure that's our strongest segment?

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Why what do you want to do?

Speaker 2 (40:19):
I got a record, and I just we don't have
to record a video every damn day, do we?

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Okay, Oh my gosh, and I gotta hit that.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
I I video. Do you have me on. Yep, No,
I'm on camera.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yep, got it on.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Turn the lights up.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Yeah, dude, this is the big time. This with Jake,
Paul Logan, Paul, Bob Menory, they all do this video
audio dude work across all media platforms. It's called like
a digit now a DGS digital platform service or something
Bones taught us about it.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
I mean, I gotta be honest with you. I pull
of freaking Baltimore Ravens this weekend. I'm feeling so good
because I wasn't feeling good because Jaydon Daniels was hurt so.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
He was playing though Chefter broke it earlier in the day,
Lou Holtz broke it. You had all the boys, everyone
mel Kiper, everybody was saying that Jayden Daniels was playing right,
but all.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Week I didn't know. And I have him or Anthony Richardson.
I was like, I can't trust Anthony richards and that
dude just sucks.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Dude. I wouldn't trust Anthony Richardson to uber drive me
two blocks to the next bar, much less quarterback a
team or watch my.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Chick because you think you get tired on the way.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
And I had to find out about to pull up,
and so I was.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Like, all right, I'm gonna go pick up Dak. I
got to pick up Dak. I shouldn't need him. It
shouldn't be too big a deal. I'm playing the Tallabega Knights.
They're one and six. They are dead last place. They
suck ass. They are not very good.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Oh, let me have that bleep. Bro. We're on YouTube, man,
we're trying to make this good for kids.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
And then he proceeded to go out and roheem Mercter
had two touchdowns. Man, he's a mustard. One for one
yard and one for six yards. That's seven yards for
two touchdowns. Okay, cool cool, And then Tony Pollard decided,
even though they're getting their ass caped, instead of just
throwing the ball all over the yard, they kept running it.

(42:13):
So he ends up with ninety four freaking yards. Great cool?
Wait Pollard for the Titans, Yes, because they kept running
the ball when they're down fifty, they kept using him.
What was the ghost of Rabel doing? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
I'm like, gosh, you're getting your ass, kid, how about
you throw the ball and quit using Pollard here, dude,
I gotta be real. After that game, Oh, I had
Lions by stuff started betty against my teams. I had
lines betest three dude. I stopped watching a halftime. It
was awesome.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Oh, don't worry, don't worry. Kyle Pitts edn't scored two
touchdowns probably in a game in his career, this time
thirty five yarder in like a sixty five yarder Kyle
Pitts touchdown. So the last place Tallabega Knights are kicking
my ass? And why do you keep.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Saying cal Begas to the calladega? His name is Tallabega Knights.
That's his team name in fantasy. Any of our fantasy
names good or they all bite this year.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
I don't know they all bite. I think I haven't
really looked. So I'm like, damn, I'm in trouble man broke,
and I think the camera just switched auto. No, I
did not yo yo yo. Now, then Amark Cooper comes out.
I mean, last week he has like sixty yards and
a touchdown in his new team. This week one catch,
three yards.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Dude, he was a walking corpse.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Good.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
The Tennessee Titans receivers were an absolute dead men walking.
There was a lot of NFL guys that were an
absolute body bag out there on the football field.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
So Drake London, that's all right. Kirk Cousin likes to
throw the ball around. He throw it to Kyle Pitts.
Why can't you throw to Drake London Pitts from our show? Hey,
Drake London thirty four yards receiving. Good God, Tyreek Hill,
who I traded four weeks ago. I'm expecting him to
finally go off because he said we're back. I'm expected touchdown. Heaven,
He's gonna be running up and down that field seventy

(43:54):
two yards. All right, Well we need scores. What is
it looking like? Why I am down? I am down
twenty four points going into Sunday night football because I
picked up Dak Right, it's Monday, it's not Sunday, and
that comes out interception one, interception two. Okay, great, So
he has negative fucking points, well, negative.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Points that if you can get negative points, man over
to you. I had no point there, negatives that automatically switched.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
No, it did not talk again, yo, yo, dude.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
I swear if I just hover over the number, maybe
I just barely hit it.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Dak Prescott, Oh, negative points. Then all of a sudden
in the fourth quarter, he catches fire. He's up to
seventeen points. If he can lead this game winning drive
and get me a touchdown, I am going to win
the game.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
Hold on, let me get a quote in Yeah Doggie.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
And they go four and out.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Nah, it's good to see the good guys lose.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
They don't go, They don't get a single go. They
throw it to Yeah Doggy. On third and ten, he
throws a forty yard bomb down the sidelines of Turpin Night.
Let's try to gain five yards, so fourth down is
fourth and manageable. But no, hate to be cheering against
the Niners. There batter's box, but good god. Okay, takes
a lot dak for nothing, you jackassd and I lost it.
I lost to the last place team. My season is

(45:20):
in shambles. I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Okay, let me say this real quick, guys, the YouTube
numbers have showed these clips got to stay around six
minutes to be watchable, and so far it's unwatchable.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
So let me go ahead and save it. You told
us to bet Tyreek.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
I hit the Lions minus three, I hit the Commanders,
I hit the Cowboys and forty nine ers over forty two.
I changed the line. I hit probably Pittsburgh winning tonight
money line. I hit every single bet for one thousand
dollars except for your Tyreek Hill. Anytime touchdown I'm watching
the game. The closest he got was corner the end zone.

(45:56):
The guy was kind of tugging his jersey. He stuck
up one hand and it went like two rows into
the end zone. It was like a light. We said,
touchdown bets are fun, dude, I learned the lifeless side
of them. That bet didn't ever have a chance.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
That was fucking terrible. That wasn't worth fucking you, said
first scorer. That wasn't evil bull bull crap. I wasn't
watching the beginning. He got tackled it like the five
yard line on the first drive he did, Yes, he
did see.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
I missed that, but I did see the paths he
had like seventy yards, but he just was never They
went to a chain. They went to mustard and mayonnaise.
It was fucking bullshit, dude. So you I want my
thirty dollars. I want my thirty dollars either you pay
the thousand, which is what I was supposed to get.
I need to add a thousand or I want get
thirty dollars. Oh, it's hot. I need to turn the

(46:47):
mic on you over to you man.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Let me tell you, let me let me go back,
let me let me look at this scoring summary. Let's
go to that first drive. Oh raheem moster from the
one yard line gets a touchdown. Right.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Let's that's called vulturing. Guys. If you don't know that
your wives, husband's kids, you guys, learn a new term.
Vulturing a dude, vulture's your chick means it come down
like a vulture and steal that rat from the prairie.
It's a country term, man, vulture. So mustard vultured, a
chain vultured. I think those are the only two guys
got touchdowns. Toua probably vultured.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Yeah, okay, he got tackled on he got h t
a tackle. Blow short pass Tyreek Hill for thirteen yards
to the Arizona thirteen to the twenty three. So he
didn't get close to the zone. Sorry, all right, no, no, no,
oh wait, oh he threw it to someone named Jay
Hill to the four yard line. I thought it was Hill.
I thought it was Tyreek Hill.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Who dies Hill? The closest we got to winning the
bat was j Hill almost catching a Tyreek Hill ball.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
That's my fault. That's my fault. Man.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
All right, I ended that video clip on this, but
the audio version will continue.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Okay, good, Uh yeah that was rough. But yeah, So
my fantasy football, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I need. Here's the thing. The good news is the
teams that are ahead of me they lost. Also, the
fry guy, he's in first place, he scores a million.
Oh way, he's still got someone. Oh he's got to
score one hundred points. He's down one thirty to ninety three.

(48:18):
He has one Dale Robinson left. I don't think Wondelle
Robinson's gonna go off for thirty eight points. So I
think I'm gonna be okay, he's gonna lose. And then
the other guy that's ahead of me, he has George
Pickens the night that he's probably gonna win.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Guys, And what Lunch isn't saying is there's only six
weeks left of fantasy.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Oh man, you guys think you got a lot of time.
It's almost over.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
It's it's almost over, and win ever, it feels like
it just started.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
But it's almost damn over.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Be careful, they're gonna close the waiver wire.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Ray just like the no trade deadline.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
So what I'm telling you is this, Okay, you got
six weeks left. We're already gonna be a game back
because we're gonna lose only again. Yeah, Molik Neighbors only
has to get two receptions for twelve yards or one
reception for seventeen and we lose. Where we've lost, We've sold.
We're a corpse by the side of the road. So
what I'm saying is this, there's now six weeks I
think after this.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Yeah, so okay, the.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Next two our guys are still hurt, Nico Collins hurt.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Aye, you dead.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Then we have an easy in our stupid ass league.
You play the same team twice in a row. We
play the easiest team, thank god. So that's good. That'll
counterbalance these next two losses. So it all comes down
through the final two weeks of the season, and we
play like the two Hearts. Oh, we play the two
hardest teams. We're fucked. I already told Justin because I
want to be factually correct with what I exactly told him.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Guys, while you're pulling it up.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
We're from Justin. I said this, you ready go not
to be a Debbie downer, but we ain't making the
playoffs if we don't win next week. Okay, So I
said there is a slim chance.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
That was the big dock that hurt my hand. That
was the big text.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
I wanted to be financially and fiscally accurate as to
money wise.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
I told him we're not winning any money. Yeah, we're
gonna take a break. We'll right back.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Shit, show's gone to shit.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
No, dude, let me tell you. Saturday, so my son
had his first kindergarten birthday party, first kid from his
class having a birthday party. Then we get to invite
and it says three o'clock at the park. All right, great,
and my son gets to pick which parent he wants
to go. He's like, Dad, I want you to go.
All right, great, I get to go. So I have

(50:23):
to miss the end. You know, I have to watch
football for a little bit, and I can't watch it
at three o'clock. After three o'clock, I'm just screwed. Cool,
no problem, three o'clock, we'll go to the park. Here's
the problem, right. The park is four blocks from Vanderbilt Stadium. Yeah, yeah,
so trying to buy parking for a birthday party when

(50:44):
the game it kicks off at three point fifteen. You
can't find parking anywhere to go to this stupid birthday party.
Hello birthday party people, did you bother to look and
see if? Hey, oh yeah, Vanderbilt has a football game
on that Saturday, Maybe we should do it on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
That Vanderbilt Stadium is great. They're sororities and fraternities all
around it. You just take a drive by and you
can relive those college guys days.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
I understand that, but when you're trying, that's what I'm saying.
Did you just see the frat daddies? I did see
frat daddies. I saw sorority girls. I saw tailgaters.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Ray the girls now just wear that ath leisure where
I saw no parking. Did you see sorority girls?

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Why are you complaining? Because hey, it took me back
to the twenty years.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Ago because I was so frustrated trying to get to
this birthday party.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Daddie, why's that girl not wearing a top? Un that
braz called the top?

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Hey, dad, are we gonna go to the birthday party
or night. Yes, Son, I know we've been driving around
for twenty five minutes trying to find a part stop.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Dad's been driving by all the frat parties. It looks
like they're getting a little sloppy, Son, But.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Your friend decided to have a birthday party the exact
same time as Vanderbilt versus Texas. So there's nowhere to
park at the freaking gay at the stupid.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Party, man, they during beer pong, they get a lot
of that beer and water all over their shirts.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Son, So that was a little frustrating. That was a
little annoying and a little shitty and sucky. Son.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
If there's one thing I want you to grow up
to be, forget about that in college. I want you
to join a frat.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
You know that's parents weekend. You'll be back at that
same spot, man, teaching a kid all about life, not
about parking for some kindergarten birthday party. Listen, that sucked.
That parking suck. Next time you're there, man, you're gonna
be at a parents and family weekend.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
It was pretty cool though, to see it. Let him
let him see a tailgate. He'd never seen a tailgate before.
He saw that, you know, died. He's like, Dad, what
are they cooking for? What restaurant is that?

Speaker 2 (52:43):
And I said, no, no street met.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
I was like, it ain't a restaurant, Son, Like, it's
literally just a freaking they're fixing to go to the
football game. He goes, well, why are they cooking food?
I said, well, because, I said, because they've been out
there for a while. They're hungry. Why are those girls
walking sideways? And he was like, but Dad, and I

(53:06):
was like, yes, they're hungry. They want to eat before
they go to the game. He goes, they don't sell
food at the game.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
I'm like, Daddy, that girl just showed me when Mama
would feed me.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
And I was like, well, no, they do have food,
but they think them grilling it out is more fun.
It probably tastes better. And he goes and Dad, that
guy's taking a pee. Okay, all right, he couldn't find
the restroom.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Son, It's a common occurrence, more people than restrooms.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Nothing weird there. And then he said, so they don't
have bathrooms in the game. I said, no, no, but
sometimes you have to go. And he's had a tailgate,
he's probably been drinking and he's like, what was he drinking?
Was he drinking juice?

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Daddy? That guy was upside down drinking apple juice.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
I said, it could have been apple juice. It could
have been a beer. I don't know what he was drinking. Son.
He goes, oh, do you know him? No, I don't
know him. Then he goes, well, then how do you
know he's going to the game? Well, now cause he's tailgating.
So I'm a subt the what a thing? That's the
hard thing with a six year old. They ask so
many questions and if you answer it, they have a
follow up question. And if you know something about something,

(54:08):
do you know them? No?

Speaker 2 (54:09):
I don't know them, daddy? Why did the girls have
nothing underneath their T shirts?

Speaker 1 (54:16):
So on?

Speaker 2 (54:17):
That's a new style. It's called free the nipple. It's
a movement.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
You'll learn about it in the history books. Yeah, what
a day and what a weekend?

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Daddy? Why did said mama free the nipple?

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Well?

Speaker 2 (54:31):
I would actually prefer it, son, but it's not appropriate
in our neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Yeah, it's kind of frowned upon. Man Like. I try
to get her too, but she does not listen to me.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Yeah. Uh, weekend was great. Watched the game Friday night
by myself. Wife was in bed. Replayed it five times.
There was five different Grand Slams the same Grand Slam.
Bays are half asleep. Probably thought there were five Major
League Baseball Grand Slams in the same night, because that's
how loud I watched it. It was awesome, that's pretty cool,
every minute of it. I got a Dodger's future bet.
I also have Game six and Game seven and almost

(55:00):
some more futures. I prefer the Dodgers, but give me
a series, guys. It goes three to zero, We're done.
It's it's over. This thing. This ship is sailed, put
it down the river. The other thing is brother came
over Saturday night and we watched Game two.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
I said, I said, I said, brother, Brother, I'll have.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
You over for game two, and he said, could you
please also have the Kansas game on? Brother, So I
got him a little iPad so he was able to
watch Kansas, Kansas State, Jade and Daniels, and then we
also had on the screen in the patio. The football
game got a little cold.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
I made a fire for brother, That's what I'm talking
and he had a michelob to warm him.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
And all of a sudden, I noticed a little bit
more smoke coming from not just that fire, and I
don't know where it was coming from, but it is
some sort of a flammable object on my patio that
brother had and I will find out what it was.
But he had more smoke coming from my patio, and
I think it was just from the fire, but I
will still look into that. Bezers at one point looked

(55:54):
out and she said, it is so smoky on that patio.
Is that just from the fire, And I said, there's
all kinds of plume and brothers got flower in his hand.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
I didn't watch the Kansas game Kansas State, and I
apparently Kansas played basketball this weekend got their ass kicked.
I have no idea what it was or where it
was or how they played because it wasn't on the schedule.
I don't I thought college basketball didn't start till next week.
But apparently we suck again. Well, nothing like a good
exhibition game, man.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
I like exhibitionists. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
And then just so, do you guys know the tally
for every run that was scored by the Dodgers. Brother
was rooting for him. He took a puff, so there
were four total puffs from brother on Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Yeah. Then we had another family come over yesterday as
my middle son's like best friend. They came over for
like the like from eleven till two thirty. Man hung out,
played in the backyard and the other must.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Be a hell of a backyard. How do you keep
him out of the moat?

Speaker 1 (56:53):
We were playing soccer and the other dad he turned
his ankle.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Man off Monday either you got the mondays?

Speaker 1 (57:03):
She sent us. The wife sent us a picture later
and said he just requested a bedpan. He's on the couch,
his foot, his elevator got wrapped in ice.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Monday off. He may have to work from home today, Guys,
I tweeted it out. I actually put it out on
our Instagram. I was taking watching NFL game day fans
partying their dicks off at Tampa Bay. I said, do
these people not have jobs on Monday?

Speaker 1 (57:22):
They don't.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
It was some girl, white top. Guy behind her looked
like a pirate. The other guy looked like a butt pirate. Guys,
get some jobs or go to work on Monday. Stop
partying dick at these football games, go watch them with
the kids.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Go home.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
The picture I posted it looked like a frat party
for adults. I don't know what's happening in Florida, but
good God, get a respectable job on a Monday and
I'll hang up and listen. Where's my telephone?

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Yeah? Good weekend, man. And so whatever happened with football,
I don't really understand it. So that means tonight the
Giants will win. But I'm telling you to take the
Steelers minus six. I don't know how they're going to
move the ball. The JJ Watts brother, Uh, he's gonna
be in the freaking TJ. He's gonna be in the
backfield all night. They're gonna demolish, demolish the Giants, absolutely
demolish them. So and the way it's gone this weekend,

(58:12):
I've picked every game, right, I've told you guys, so
take it to the bank. I mean, just take the
freaking Steelers. Make your money back.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Yeah, make your money back the money you lost us
in the nation.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Yeah, that was my bad. Tyreek said he was back
and he wasn't back then. He hadn't. He hadn't scored
a touchdown about six months, dude, So.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Depressing, dude. I'm rooting actively rooting against Pittsburgh. Otherwise you're
the reason I lost my thousand dollars parlay.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Oh see, oh okay.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
I got you, And I think payday comes middle of
the week, guys, and I need to reload because this
Heisman Race is down to a four horse race. I
only got two horses back. I mean, I got nothing
on Travis Henry or al Sean Gentry. The only people
I got Gabriel, I got cam Ward. But if Travis
Henry comes from the depths of the darkest, coldest place,

(59:00):
he was eighteen times your money and now he's the favorite.
Right there, they're all the favorites. But Travis Henry went
from eighteen hundred to three hundred. How the hell does
that happen in a weekend? The guy got one hundred
and fifty and two tugs. I need to cover. I
need payday, and now's the time, guys. Bet the Celtics futures.
You're gonna bet the Panthers to win the Division. Bet

(59:21):
the Jets to win the Division. Hockey, we're switching all over.
You didn't say that, and then you bet the Australian Open.
You're gonna want to take that guy named Sinner. Now's
the time. The odds are always changing NFL. Take the Chiefs,
the Ravens or the Lions.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
I got a question. A lot of them is winning it.
How are the Chiefs undefeated? They're gonna be if you
look at the rest of their schedule, But do you
watch them play?

Speaker 2 (59:43):
I gotta be real. I had plus like fourteen.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
They suck, They look like shit, and they still I mean,
they look terrible and I don't understand how they win
every game.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Yeah, Bezer was playing old memories. It might have been
Legacy Box. We were watching her family when she was
like two years old.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
That instead of the Chiefs. Oh all right, we're out.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Hey, and I'm doing something in five days. It's pretty cool.
I'll let you know about it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Sometimes, Okay, Hey, I mean who's good in college football?
I mean, Texas didn't look good, quinn Ewers didn't look
that great. Oregon they're soft. They haven't played anybody. All
their tough games have been at home. George is your team?
Luckily I got a futures on them. Good