Is Knoxville Ready For Ray and Lunchbox?

In this episode Ray and Lunchbox talk about their weekend plans in Knoxville. Will Justin be joining them and how drunk is Ray going to get cheering for the Vols? Coaches Convention 4 tickets are ON SALE NOW! Who's joining us in Nashville for the best Convention in the world? Not sure what else we talked about but it will make your day when you listen to it. 

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
I think that all right? Hey I started recording.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh you did? Yeah, all right, hit it, let's do it, dude,
arnold you ready? Friday baby?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Oh yeah, no, do not take advantage of being on Broadway.
That doesn't mean you're gonna drink more. Here? Talk which
mic are you?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I'm Mike number three, No number two three three three
three exactly? Yeah, I forgot what studio we're in? All right,
let's go.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yeah, I'm getting all the levels correct. Oh sorry, Oh
my gosh, there's a dinosaur in the hallway. What Yeah,
I think that was my ex girlfriend. Butty Luck buys
it's probably Zach, he said, in the hallway, he's it.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah. I think that's a sales girl because she said
hi to me the other day. She has a cane
and I was like, oh, how you doing? She goes slow,
moves it and I was like, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Well, how's that gonna do for sales? Hey, meet our
number one salesperson, t Rex. Ah, I'm gonna rip off
your clothes and touch you, all right, t Rex. We're
just trying to sell radio commercials here. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Oh, you got a meeting with your client? You show
up in a t Rex costume? Not sure that's gonna sell,
but maybe it does. Maybe shows yes personality?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Uh yeah, sales lady, you got anything to say? Crime,
not tyrannosaurs, reps. I will tear off your pantyhose. All right,
that's not the angle we were going for. We're just
selling radio ads.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Are Are you interested in buying some ads?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Let's do it, man, let's do it. Oh, there it is,
there's that music. There it is. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
We're starting to get comfortable in this new studio.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Arnold, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Then?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
What are you doing trying to see t Rex? What? Hey?
What do you try to source Rex? Tell this tripper?
I'm a ted sus o. God did you ride that yourself?

(02:17):
You right? That yourself? Yeah? Joke rating in the morning.
All right, man, we're gonna do it live, aren't you?
Are you ready? Mansers? All right? All right, do a lot?
Oh the one, two, three? Sore losers? What up? Everybody?
I am lunchbox.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Sports genius, y'all. It is says that I'm from the North.
I'm an alpha male. I live on the North side
of Nashville. Baser. My wife, she was a Broadway girl,
took her there. We have two point five acres two
point two. I've not increased the acreage. My calculations were
off there. We will soon have a paved drive. Right now,
it's rock white picket fence two point five kids at

(03:03):
Vanderbilt Coach over to you, man, I go ahead and
hit it.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Man, don't know what I'm hitting, man, I thought you're
hitting the cameras.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Oh you're live.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Coaches Convention four. Did you see it? Did you see
the details? Coaches Conventions four is ready to go. Oh
my goodness, they go on sale. I mean people probably
listen to this afternoon on Friday, so they're already on sale.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Let me say this, yeah, get your day correct. I well,
my afternoons are hungover, blackout, similar to being an alcoholic
and drunk. But it's not it's actually just being tired.
So I had worked a sixteen hour shift, probably exaggeration.
Your mic just went limp, Yeah, keeps going limp. All right,
try again. Yeah, that's what she said. So I woke

(04:01):
up in the afternoon. I had a two hour nap
for god knows what reason. Baser did not wake me up.
I got a text from a buddy in Oklahoma City.
He said, I'm at a convention. You're Mike's limp again. Arnold,
it's not me. I'm fully ready. And buddy in Oklahoma

(04:21):
City is at a convention. He said he met somebody
who listens to the Big Show and he said they
were so excited that he knew me. And I said,
did you tell him any locker room stories? He did, YadA, YadA, YadA.
All that to say, Fan Oklahoma City totally forgot about it.
Didn't respond to him for seven hours. Another thing I
read half and then went to sleep and totally forgot

(04:42):
about was that the website is live and your wife
sent us a bunch of text messages. I don't even
know if I quick read them. I don't even know
if I fully read them or responded. All that was drunk,
hungover but not.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
But it's similar effects correct sored loosers dot com. You
can check it out. Coach is conventioned for get your
tickets now. We can't wait to see you, dude. I mean,
we got the happy Hour, we got the watch party,
we got axe and eggs are excellent breakfast, and I
want to say brunch the axe throwing is gonna be
an upgrade because we had some ringers coming to bowling

(05:15):
last year.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
I mean they were really good at bowling. Well they were,
but the place we played at they didn't. It wasn't
exactly up to snuff floors. Yeah, there was a little
bit of an angle. Yeah, there was a little bit.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Of slope sloping to the left, sloping to the right.
Wasn't letting the ball go straight. There wasn't enough oil.
There was a slick spot one place and no oil
on one spot on the lane. It was causing havoc
for our bowlers.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Hey, we're ready for a freakoff. Give me some of that, Danny. No,
we're not doing that.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
There is no freak offs at the Coaches Convention that
I guarantee you that.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
But it was it was a vintage bowling alley. Christian Cavalari,
the people like that go to it, and so it's
not necessarily going to be all your qualifications for a
PBR type ring. That's correct, But yes, that's yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
You got you got the party bus. We got the
party bus lined up.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
So which is smart. We had the blueprint and the
backbone of it from last year. Why not do the
same damn thing. But we're doing the exact same thing
right right? But where did that idea originate? From? Me?
Drunk vegas, I said, hey, what does this not have?
Three hundred dollars later, me Sherry devised a plan to
get a party bus. Bayser Venmo me i venmoed Sherry
ends up being a tent pole of a sord Losers convention.

(06:27):
Is a party bus now? Yes?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
And then we're gonna be throwing. And here's a great
thing about throwing axes. No one is good at throwing axes.
It doesn't damn matter that.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
That was my original point. The people that were bowling
came in ringers. There we go. Two minutes later, I
finally im back to what I was gonna say with
the axe throwing. Unless you grow up in Wyoming, Montana,
some parts of Michigan, in North Dakota, you're not gonna
be good at throwing an axe. So everybody starts at
a level playing field.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, and it's just fun. And then we got the
Preds game again. We got another Preds game on Saturday night,
freaking all. Then we got a Scape game Sunday. Now
I've never done a scape game. If you're in it
can become very competitive. Did it with my dad, mom, Baser, brother, sister,
We didn't. Family didn't talk for about fifteen minutes after. Wow,

(07:16):
very competitive. I feel like that's what it's gonna be.
But what we're doing is you're gonna be in one
room and I'm gonna be in another room. So I'm
gonna have some losers. You're gonna have some losers, and
whoever gets out first.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah. See, I believe it was a test of my dad.
Wasn't time zones and geography? I think he maybe made
an insult to Baser about her not knowing time zones
because that was an answer to one of the puzzles.
Hopefully that's not the current answer because I assume they
switch them up. It has to be thousands have no idea.
There was one in Michigan, got it, But I'm saying so, yeah,

(07:46):
so you can kind of knock people's IQs. Hopefully that
doesn't happen, and you know, and hopefully there's no alcohol.
We want people firing on all cylinders. I think it's
fun to do something that's team building.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yes, and I know that day ones he's coming I
saw him in his girl all they already they put
in their PTO. She already had requested off her job
for this year Coaching Convention four and five.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
I need to meet with him, uh and talk about
merch He had some ideas. I want to pay him
five dollars for his ideas. If we have the money. Ah, yeah,
you can borrow five dollars.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Okay, Uh yeah, So Coaching Commision four Sore Losers dot Com. Uh,
tickets on sale, Let's go. I mean, I cannot freaking wait, Like.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Well, it's taken me. Honestly, I haven't partied. That was
the hardest I partied all year because it is Friday,
Saturday and Sunday, and then I ended up making it
the Sunday Funday. I don't do three days in a
row of partying like that.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, And I figure the uh old guy with the
young chick, they got to be coming back.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Right because they did. They they went to the suite
with us, and they were the ones that night that
we were all trying to go barhop.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
We went karaoke. Cappy, We'll be back. He's gonna be
rolling deep.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
I know that.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
But we have a warning for you if you're coming
to town, don't be speeding down Broadway right by the
Grand Higatt. Woop woop, good whoop. They got the motorcycle
cop bus. We sat here all morning and we watched
six people get pulled over on that bridge. So if
you are in Nashville and you are going down Broadway
by the Grand Hyatt, do not speed. Motorcycle cops are

(09:13):
busting ass.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
And what it is is there's a there's a high school.
I believe it's called Hume Fog and it's hidden Fog.
Maybe that's how it got this damn name. Holy shit,
I just uncovered it, and so that's where it is.
You don't realize it drops till like twenty miles an hour.
I got a three hundred dollars ticket there, and glory
have it. Man, they're still doing the exact same old
tactics they did to get people for speeding over the bridge.

(09:36):
As you're heading to Broadway excited, don't be too excited,
because there's a three hundred dollars speeding ticket waiting for
you on the other side of the bridge.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
And there are a little motorcycle cops and they h
and they got their little buddies with them. There's like
a little pack three or four of them just hitting
out over there, and they're just whoop, pulling out whoop,
pulling out whoop and nailing people. We watch it every
day from the high rise.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
I was gonna video you doing it because it was
almost like clockwork. Here comes to somebody speeding up, pulls
him over, and his buddy then gets back in position
and he's ready for the next car that's speeding. What
I didn't know is it was it speed speeding or
was it the stoplights.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Had to be speeding because I was watching the stoplight
be green and they were still will what pulling people over.
So I was like, gott to be speeding, but they
didn't even look like they were going fast. From up
here in the high rise, it looks like they're all
going about ten miles an hour.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
So I pitched it as a bit on the Big Show.
Unfortunately he's not gotten picked up. We need to invest
in one of two things. Binoculars this could be for
the convention as well, or a speed gun from up here, dude,
we can gun and see how fast they're going. Or
with all the hotels you got Grand Hyatt Weston JW. Marriott,
to name a few others, binoculars for no other reason,

(10:46):
not to look in hotel rooms.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
I can see why the binocular bit didn't get picked up.
I can understand why that kind of looks a little
awkward and shady, right, But.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
My point wasn't people coming in late, leaving the blinds
open and banging, you know, or whatever people would you
would peer in and see people doing in their rooms.
Why that's not what the binoculars were for. They were
for crime. I was saying, under the bridge, were able
to see if there was a violent crime committee. We
can then get that information to the cops faster than
anybody else because of our vantage point. But he never

(11:15):
got picked up. Got it? What do you think we're
gonna be doing up here in the binoculars? You know,
Like you know, I'm like looking in somebody's hotel room.
I don't even know if you can see in. Oh yeah,
Oh you can't, yeah, because I'll look in from the
I don't think you can. That's like like like like
last weekend when I.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
When I went out went to that bar on Friday night,
and one of the people in that big group that
I was hanging out with, he was like, yeah. He
was with his wife and he's like, yeah, we we
airbnbat a townhouse or a condo right over here, right
up the road. He was like, I'm gonna get her
one more shot, so that way when we get home,
because they've got big, nice sliding glass. Story goes, I'm
gonna give Nashville a show. I'm gonna put her up
against that window. And I'm like, all right, cool, thanks

(11:58):
for letting me know. Who is I just one of
the guys in the group. Like serious though, Yeah, he
was like, if I get her one more of those shots,
Nashville was gonna get a show because they got nice
slide and glass windows.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
I'm gonna put her right up against it. Watch your
room number.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
And I'm like, okay, what time is that going down?
Bar closes it too. You think you guys can have
that be about about two thirty.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
I'll get my lawn chair. Dude. I was trying to
think of that. Vegas. Do you ever get across from one?
I guess they're always facing the mountains or the strips.
You really don't get that.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, I did get it one time when I was
in college in San Antonio. I was in the drive
through at the Windy's and there was like a townhome
or condo thing. There was a high rise and I
mean it was one o'clock in the afternoon. Dude had
her right up against the slide and glass door just
going to town. I was like, I'm gonna come to
Wendy's more out and the person working the drive through goes,
we see that all the time.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Is it the we work or was I talking to
a business. There's all these hotels in Nashville that have
been dropped in the last five years, and they're also
lined with businesses. So a guy could be at his
desk job in theory nine to five Monthay through Friday,
say somebody has too late of a night. They're gonna
overlap where you're still partying and hooking up, whereas a
guy he's going to his job and you leave the
curtains wide open. I cannot remember the specific bar, and

(13:16):
or if it was a business that I was at
and they go, oh, same thing as you. They go, dude, yeah,
right across the way. If one hotel person out of
thirty two forgets to put the blinds in, you see everything, man.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
That's pretty awesome. It's gonna be a good weekend. It
but I'm I we gotta take a break because when
we come back, we gotta talk about our weekend.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
We got big plans. Give it a beat. Well, take
a break, We'll be right back. We're getting good at that, man,
We're getting good at that. Man.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
I don't know if Knoxville is ready. I don't know
if Knoxville is ready for us, But.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Ray and what the fuck, I'm going to Knoxville. I'm
going to Knoxville, dude. This is my Knoxville weekend. This
is my Knoxville weekend.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
We're Gordon going to Jordan Harris Stadium to watch the
Tennessee Volunteers take on the Kentucky Wildcat.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
No, it's it's War Memorial get it right. Oh and
it's Kneeland War Memorial Stadium. My bad, Me, Baser and
friends are going. This is our Kneeland weekend.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
I know, and I know you're leaving right after this
pod to go to freaking Knoxville.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
This was part of the birthday she got me. I
think she said you may have man flopped out five hundred.
We were talking about all nakedness. She said something about
her popped out or flashed five hundred dollars for these tickets.
Where are you sitting?

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
She showed me a picture of it. I believe behind
one of the end zones. Hopefully it's a good one. Nice. Yeah,
so you maybe see me if there's a field goal.
So you got an airbnb, we got a hotel.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Are you staying with every your co workers?

Speaker 1 (14:49):
What's the deal? So when we went to Garth, we
stay at a hotel and walked when we when we
went to Kneeland before where we did it, we did,
Oh my gosh, that's when I was dead broke and
we still like a motel six thirty miles from the stadium.
Take it uber okay, And that's where I learned that
you can rent a car and uber it. So this
guy would just go to a Knoxville, rent a car

(15:09):
for a game, and uber it the whole day and
then return the car. And he's make money smart and
he wouldn't use his own maintenance and stuff. That's good.
But yes, this time we're getting the house maybe five
minutes from the stadium. Her two coworkers. The dude's cool
as hell, the girl I don't know that well. And
then they've never dated but maybe they've gone on dates,

(15:31):
but they're not currently dating.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
So they're gonna get drunk in the house together while
you guys are banging, and they're just gonna sit there
and watch TV.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
See. I think they party together. I just think they're
really they're really the rare people that are just friends,
got it, And so we're going partying with them. They're
all ut fans. Were meeting up with the other huge group.
And then the game's not until at night, so we
got all day Saturday.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah, that's my thing is I'll be driving up Saturday
to go to the game. I'll be rolling solo. What
airbnbure doing, I'm doing a hotel. I got a hotel
a couple of miles from the stadium.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
What does it volves in. I don't know. I haven't been.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Given my hotel information yet. I just know they said,
is this information correct? They're giving me a hotel a
couple miles from the stadium. Said come on down cheer
on the vaulves and I said, I'll be.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
There, dude. You know what we looked into. You can
get it's a Greyhound, but it's an upgrade of it.
And if they serve you drinks there's chairs. It's a
bus that takes you to Knoxville excuse me, only on
game day. But we tried to get it for free.
You couldn't do it two hundred and fifty a person,
so we passed. Oh yeah it's on a flight.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh yeah, that's like flying to Vegas.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Man. Yeah, we tried to do a deal with them. Yeah,
they didn't want to do a deal.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
They didn't want to do a little Instagram post.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
No, they do it sometimes, but then this time they go,
right now, it doesn't fit align with our budget and
our needs for our company, So we're not going to
align with you. Guys. We're like, okay, cool, bye, we
won't even use you. But if you want to book
your ride, feel free. No, we're good. So you just
email or did you hit them on the DM wife
hit them up. And then they needed a bunch of
stats about our Instagram accounts, and then it would led

(17:03):
to nothing. It was sometimes oh look at this free stuff,
what an amazing this thing led to dog shit. We
sent them screenshots, stats, pet timeline receipts, absolutely not even
a discount to mention their name, like cool, it did
look fun though, they like serve you cookies and drinks
while you're riding.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
I mean, that does sound like a freight time. But
the only problem is you probably have to come back
right after the game.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
No, it's the next day. They pick up a hotel.
Omni Downtown would have taken us Friday, and then I
guess we'd had to take an uber to our airbnb,
and then the following day after the game, then they
come home back to Nashville.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
And that's awesome. You can just sleep on the bus
all day. What's the name of it, and get that
company name. I might need to look into that because
that's that sounds like my cup of tea.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, it didn't even exist before, but they just had
getten such a flow of people coming from Nashville to
Knoxville for the games.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
It's like when I was going from Houston to Austin
one time we Thanksgiving my wife and I and we
didn't want it. We had flown into Houston for Thanksgiving.
Then we were going to Austin. We didn't have a car.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
We took this thing called the make a Bus bro It.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Picked us up in like a JC Pennies parking lot
and we get on the bus and they dropped us
off downtown Austin, No problem. You know what it costs
us seven dollars seven dollars.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
That's why I'm trying to get into Evansville. Dude. They'll
take you in Indiana two hours busy, but pick you
up at a wallet parking lot for twenty dollars. They'll
then bring you home at three am after you go
gamble your ass off.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
But remember, if you found out there was more than
two hours, it was like two and a half hours.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, and my wife would have never gone with me,
so it had just been solo mission. And if you win,
fine bus ride home. If you lose, dude, I bet
I bet that that's almost equivalent to go into Hell.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
And if you're out of if you run out of
the kiddy early, like, if you're there at like eleven.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
I never thought about it, then you're stuck. And then
you're stuck till three am. Hey, brother, you mind giving
me a couple of twenty dollars loaners. I'll get you.
I'll get you back, brother, No worries.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Hey bus, you think we could head this's home a
little early?

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Nah? Man, we got we got to wait till three.
Are you sure? Man? Like?

Speaker 2 (19:06):
It's I'm running a little low on the kiddy. Yeah, sorry, man,
Can I get on the bus and sleep?

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Nah?

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Man, No one's lot on the bus till three am. Okay,
all right, cool man.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
I'm gonna go sit over there and just hate myself
for the next three hours while I watch all these
other people gamble in Evansville.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Dude, that's one of those where on the bus ride up. Oh, Hey,
how's it going. Oh it's my daughter's birthday. We're going up.
Oh that is fun. How are you guys doing? And oh,
how are you doing, Sarah? Hey there, I'm going with
my aunt. We love to gamble, so we're all excited
to go spend our paychecks. Hey, how's it going, big guy?
What are you construction worker? Yeah? Brother, I just got
my five thousand dollars. Man, I'm gonna go up there

(19:42):
and try and burn it off. Man. Ride home, completely dead, quiet,
not one pace. Everybody passed out asleep. It smells like alcohol, a.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Piss because someone has for sure pissed their pants. Smells
like vomit because someone has definitely vomited on their shirt.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Pull over the bus, pull over the bus. He's got
a puke he's getting a puke and.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
I mean it happens, and that's oh speaking of pulling
oder the bus and puke. One time in high school, dude,
we went to homecoming, right, and we had rented a bus,
and one of the guys that was on the bus
passed out drunk on the outside of homecoming. So the
bus wouldn't drive us home, and we didn't have way
to get home from homecoming. So there was a little
smaller bus that we went and it was the junior's bus.

(20:26):
And it was these kids that never get in trouble,
the really goodie good kids.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
So you're talking about you guys would go to a
golf course resort for homecoming.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
I was like at like a place I don't know where,
but it was like thirty minutes away, right, Rich, No,
you just get a greyhound. It was like one hundred
bucks a person.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Bro. We would go to our high school into the
same cafeteria we would eat lunch at and dance. Oh
now we didn't do that. We did like different hotels.
Hey man, don't we come into this same room usually
during the week and eat food twelve to one every day? Yeah? Yeah,
we didn't do that. My bad Hey, Mark, isn't that
that fucking chair you broke the other day? Oh yeah,

(21:03):
that's the same one you got all a bunch of
meat loaf all over it. Oh yeah it's still there. Yeah. Yeah,
that's my bad. We didn't do that. That's my apologies.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
What we did though, is so you know these other two,
Tracy and John, the two younger class, the juniors, they
had rented a little small like church bus, imagine that.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
And we go up to them like, hey, can we
get on this bus?

Speaker 2 (21:22):
And they're like, oh no, I'm waiting for Tracy and John,
and my buddy's like I'm John, and girls like I'm Tracy.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
He goes, oh, then come on, get on.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
So yeah, all of us, all of us seniors, jump
on this damn bus and we're just going. And we're
like and we're like, hey, you got to drop us
off at the high school. You gotta drop us off
at the high school. That's where our cars were. He's like, no,
I was at strict instructions to take you back to
Tracy's house, right.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
No, no, no, we can't go to Tracy's house. Alternate plan,
can't go to Tracy's house. And he's like, no, no.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
I my instructions here say up off at Tracy's house
after the dance. And by this time, you know that
they're missing their bus, right like their bus is gone.
They're calling their parents, so you know the parents are
gonna be waiting for us. We can't go to Tracy's house,
So where about? Because she lived about half a mile
from the school. Tracy did, and we're about a half

(22:18):
mile from her house and we're like about to pull up.
We're pulling up at a four way stop. You're about
to pull up, and we we run up to the
front like, oh my god, my buddy's gonna puke. You
gotta open the door. He's gonna puke. He's good a
pew and he was like and the guy goes, here's
a trash can, and we're like, oh my god, how
are we gonna get out of this bus?

Speaker 1 (22:37):
He won't open the door. And the three of us
that run and.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Try to fake the puke attack as slash asthma attack,
we turn around and look, everybody has jumped.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Out the emergency exit windows on the side of the bus.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
We I mean, we're talking girls in high heels and
their homecoming dresses all daulled up jumping out the windows
of the bus.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Because they knew it was necessary for to escape. To escape, Yeah,
you gotta abort this thing now, you used it for
what it was good for. We had to.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
We were about a half mile from the school, a
half mile from Tracy's house. We were gonna get I mean,
her parents were gonna be waiting there. All those kids
parents were gonna be waiting there. We're gonna be in
deep shit. And we jumped out the damn windows and
ran that half mile back.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
To the school.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Whoa never gotten over that?

Speaker 1 (23:21):
And the bus had to go pick them back up.
Sorry about that guy for not bleeping that one. Yeah,
and the real question the matter is the bus that
broke down. Did you guys have an insurance or get
money down?

Speaker 2 (23:31):
No? No, no, it wasn't broken down. It's because someone
passed out drunk. They wouldn't take us. It was in
the contract, fine branch. Yes, it was like there's no drinking.
I didn't sign that.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Here's your name.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
And the worst part of it is the dude that
passed out drunk was two years older than us. He
was already in college, but he was dating this chick
that was a senior.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Guys were drinking like sixteen seventeen, yeah, geez.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
And he was a sophomore in college and he came
back to go to the high school dance with his
girlfriend and he passed out drunk outside the dance. And
then that means we couldn't have our bus, so.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
We stole another bus. Dude, when you guys hijacked the
bus that you know, he just left him basically naked.
He where did he go from there? His parents? No,
But I'm saying the guy that was driving the bus
that wouldn't let you guys out, Dude, he had to
go shut the emergency exit, called the cops, say hey,
there was an emergency. Sorry, you got that alarm?

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Or I don't think an alarm. I don't know what
the how that works. I don't think it alerts the police.
But he drove to Tracy's house and he's like, hey, man,
they jumped out of the bus.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
I don't know. He had to tell the parents that
story because he pulled up.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
To their house thinking, you know, and he pulled up
and he told him I found this out later after
talking to the you know, Tracy and John Is. He
pulled up to the house and their parents are all
waiting and the bus is empty. He's like, I'm sorry,
I don't know why. They all jumped out the window
at the four way stop, and the parents were pissed, like,
you didn't even bring our kids. Our kids are still
at the dance. Oh dude, that guy had the worst
bus job ever.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
He's just like, he doesn't have any way to know
who Tracy and John are, right, and then he has
to parent you guys, And then he has to explain
to the parents why he didn't parent you and you're
not even his kids.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
And then he has to oh my fault and turn
around and drive thirty minutes back to the venue, get
and bring them back. So all the administration is sitting
there with these kids that never get These are like
the good kids that never got in trouble, and you
guys jacked their buzz absolutely hijack their damn ball. Bro.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
You just gave me an idea. Why don't we go
to the Omni and hijack that bus. Dude, we are
going to Knoxville in the busy man. Yeah, where are
you here for this? Hey? Are you guys Tracy and John? Yeah,
I'm joing. He's Tracy. She's a hell of the balls fan. Yeah,
go balls. Trying to think of two redneck names? Are

(25:48):
you guys, Chuckie and uh Annalise Bell? Yep, we're heading
the balls, go ball? Yes, yes, yeah, Well how do
you say that? Quarterback's name? Tuliasa soap or something like
a nko Ema Malaya. Let's go balls the tears. Don't
you know one thing about I know about these Kentucky fans.

(26:09):
They don't do the dougie. Uh. You know what I'm saying,
roll damn ball? Uh, doctor's fucking you guys.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Go out.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Ank yeah, remly no, no what I say? Yeah? Amen,
I sleep with my sister. How y'all doing good? Good?
Let's go Josh Hopper, come on, man, get out there
and vote. Let's go Babby. I'm going to Knoxville. I'm

(26:48):
excited to see the stadium. I've never seen the stadium.
You mean are you going in? You see it from
the outside. I'm going You're going to the game, Going
to the game. The thing doesn't have to going to
the game. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
And now my question is you want to roll with us?
Do I need wear a Volve shirt? You're about to
pull up I'm about to pull up. I've never been,
so do I need to go buy.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
A Vall shirt? Yeh? Or we'll have it and it's
murdered out game. Everybody the team's wearing black for Halloween.
Oh so, but but like it's ghost mode, like so
that means everybody. Oh, I gotta ask Bazer if the
crowd goes ghost mode. That's what I'm asking. Is the
crowd of me be wearing white or orange? So usually
one of those games, if it's a checkerboard game, they'll
tell you what color to wear.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Oh my god, black?

Speaker 1 (27:26):
How do they know which one to wear? It's on
the schedule. They're smart, even though their rednecks are actually
really smart. Got it because Bazer told me, you gotta
wear white. And we went in and we were in
the checkerboard white section. It looked amazing and everybody drunk
dressed like a checkerboard. It's actually kind of crazy how
everybody knows how to do it. But for ghost darkout mode, dude,
we might have to wear black. I gotta talk to Baser.
I gotta get done with this pod. I gotta call her.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah, I have no idea because I got a black
ball shirt. I don't have a Vall shirt because I'm
not a Valse fan. But I'm going to the game
and I got I'm gonna be in front of balls people.
I gotta wear Volves.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Right, You're definitely gonna have to pull something off because
it's one of those teams where you're not just gonna
roll up in.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
I'm not gonna just wear up in my Kansas shirt.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Well, I mean do that, no, because you got the Vall.
Everybody's wearing the colors. It's one of those.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
And then if I go to the bars after who
we rolled to the bar? I mean, You're not gonna
make it to the bars after, are you? No?

Speaker 1 (28:11):
I don't want to know. I know I gotta get
up the next day. I have parlays, I have futures
bets to watch all Saturday. I'm busy as hell. I
got cam Ward. I gotta follow the Miami Hurricanes in
the morning while we're tailgating. Hope to god I can
find somebody with a TV, because I don't really know
we're not bringing one.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
I'm pretty sure everybody at the tailgate will have a TV.
I'm not hold on, let me check. I don't think
you have to stress about nobody having a TV. Every
damn tailgate you walk by, I'm gonna say ninety five
percent of them will have a TV.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Hey, Bazers, show them your hangars, and then next thing
you know, you're watching it with the guys. I got
cam Ward, I gotta watch in the morning. I gotta
watch Dylan Gabriel in the afternoon. There's no Travis Hunter playing.
This is all Heisman betting. And then oh, Jean Trees
the day before, so those are the ones I need
to watch. Then I got Inner Miami playing on Friday
for MLS, and then Sunday I wake up. I need
Tennessee Titans to start winning because I have the Carolina

(29:05):
Panthers as the worst team in the NFL and they're
right now tied with the Titans. So I need the
thend the Titans to beat the Patriots. All that to say,
I can't be hung over. I gotta wake up motivated
and ready to check on my futures bets Saturday and Sunday,
and I gotta drive.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
So that's why that bus is worth two hundred and
fifty dollars.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Oh it's not. You can get a flight to Knoxville
for cheaper than that.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
What about your coworkers, Why don't you make them drive?

Speaker 1 (29:28):
The Bay's cowork I think she just said she they're
her bosses and stuff, so we're kind of they're riding
with you. The one guy lit there. They all work
from home. The one dude lives in Knoxville and he
has a brother that owns a bar. He's hooking us
up Friday night. Are you gonna be in town? No?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
No, I'm driving in Saturday. Okay, sorry, yeah you.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Said that in your story. I missed that. But we're
doing that, and then he's gonna be there already, and
then you're staying at his house. No, it's an airbnb.
It's a dope one where we can all just kind
of veg out. But maybe I'll pull up. You can
pull up. It's pretty close to the stadium. And then
her boss we're driving. They're gonna it's good for business,
so hey, tell your boss to drive. You know, gosh,

(30:06):
we're trying to make moves in the business world. Now, like,
can we get a free road? Are you driving? Boss?
How about we drive you? And we start saying, you know,
making moves in the business industry. You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Yeah, it's a little three hour drive though it's a
little it's a little bit of a trick.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Yeah. And there's gonna be traffic. I mean, there's gonna
be a lot of people. Dude. It's great though, any
it's the same, it's awesome. We did it. We've done it.
This is we did the Valls sing for Garth. We
did the Valls for Valls. The Knoxville thing is that
it's it's a college town. Austin. There's the Austin. There's
the Athens.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
There's the Knoxville Columbus.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
You gotta name them all. The people are getting pissed
at us. Beaverton, Yeah, that one. There's Penn State, State College, Tuscaloosa,
College State An Michigan. You gotta go East Lansing and Illinois.
Now Champagne, Urbana, you gotta go I you got Twin Cities.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Orlandos, Central Florida. You gotta go San Marc State. With
all that to say, guys, this is just a place.
It's a college town.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Passo utip U tep. The only reason where there's you know,
there's one we forgot Norman No for what the gambling
a team Ray Vegas for what University of Hey.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Don't forget Monroea Ray, don't forget Fremont Street for what,
the University of Black.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Hey, University of Louisiana, Monroe. Come on, now, let me
just say this. Well, there's one we probably forgot. There
has to be.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Do we set Oh, Nashville Vandy?

Speaker 1 (31:43):
God? How do we forget them? Man? But this is
a town that's only built around the college. The town
would be dead if it wasn't for the University of Tennessee.
It would just well up and die. So that's why
it's cool, because the entire structure and the whole macro
economic of the city is University of Tennessee. The thing
you're going to.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
I'm excited because the last time I did this, I
went to the University of Georgia and the whole town
you know Athens, They oh Georgia game is a night
game between the hedges.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
I'm like, this is gonna be freaking amazing. Get my
skirt all.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Aaron Murray was the quarterback at Georgia at that time,
and I think they might have been playing Kentucky. I
don't remember who they were playing. The final score after
tailgate in that day, going to the game being so excited.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Final score Ray nine to three. Not good final score
of the last falls game. I wore field.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Goals, Ray, it was everything was between the twenties, and
when they got to the twenties, they stalled and they
I mean missing field goal fumble. Oh my god, this
is the most boring game I've ever been to in
my entire life.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Fact check me Tennessee Georgia in twenty fifteen or sixteen.
We went there to that game. Yeah, final score Georgia
fifty two ball seven. Oh yeah, so now they're seventeen
point favorites. There's probably be a shootout. You got Nico

(33:09):
swinging around the yard. Let's go.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Can't name anybody from Kentucky except for Stoops Fitzpatrick.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Jerrold the quarterback. He used to play for Georgia. Oh
did he? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yeah, Well that kind of sucked. All right, we'll take
a break, be right back.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Ray got the crime music? What was out there?

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Why just see Coot pull someone over it?

Speaker 1 (33:34):
It's just motivating.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
I know.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
We talked about the new studio all the time, guys,
but I have trains going by. I've got a skyscraper
being built. There's an Amazon train that I didn't even
know about apparently that seemingly delivers these packages on a
fucking train. Used to be we were in a bomb shelter. Dude,
my eyes in this podcast, this looking out. I mean,
it's the motivation we need for this podcast. You're easily distracted.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
And I gotta say, you know how, sometimes you give
up on a game and you really get upset yourself
after the game turns out to be really good.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yeah, Well, game five of the World.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Series right this other night, and I come upstairs and
sit down and I turn it on and it's five
to nothing Yankees. And I look at my wife and
I'm like, hey, you want to watch Survivor. She goes, yeah,
I thought you wanted to watch the World Series. I
was like, it's already five nothing, this game's toast and

(34:31):
we're watching Survivor. And we're about forty minutes into the
hour and a half episode of Survivor.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Out Went Out, Play Out Last Out.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Cock and I get a text from my cousin Andrew,
and he says, bet you're happy now. I said, how
can I be happy? The Yankees are kicking their ass?

Speaker 1 (34:50):
He goes, five to five. Now, bet you're happy now,
what is that a Carly Pearce song.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
No, it's because I wanted the Dodgers to win. And
I was like, what in the world, And I pull
out my phone. I look it up and I say,
sure as hell, damn it's five to five. It's five
to five. And I'm like, I've already agreed to watch
Survivor with the wife. We're halfway through, and she's not
gonna want to turn it off halfway through, all right,
So I just sit there with it on my phone.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Just watch the little dots on the ESPN dot com
and watch it. Oh, run around, second run around, first run,
two outs, one strike, you know, watch it.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Watch it. You're better than that yet YouTube TV. You
can do it on your phone. It's change your life continue.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
And so finally Survivor ends and great Tribal Council vary.
I mean the twist that Jeff Probes throws at us
this this episode, whoo get you on the edge of
your seat like, oh my god, didn't see that coming.
It really messes with everybody. All these plans get thrown
out the window because Jeff's like, uh, only five of
you guys are going to go to tribal council tonight

(35:52):
what no buck?

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Wow? Yeah, but I shouldn't ruin that. I thought it
was like two.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
So anyway, run on the game and I see the
Yankees are up six to five. I'm like, damn man.
And then the Dodgers do what the Dodgers do? They
come back and they win the freaking game.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Wait for it. Go let me know when you want
the audio. Co wants angel us, You're Dodgers series. You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
When they were up five to nothing, I started getting worried.
I was like, they win this game, They're gonna win
the damn World Series.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
And no shit, they were up four to one, three
to one. No, no.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
When they were up five to nothing, oh the Yankees,
I started getting worried. I was like, the worst nightmare
is gonna come true. The Yankees are gonna come back
and win the damn World Series.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
And they didn't.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
And I couldn't be happier. I mean, it felt great.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
I will tell you when I roll over in the
morning now that I uh, smaller amounts of money are
being bat thirty dollars, I really it doesn't. It doesn't
hurt my heart anymore. Dude, back in the day, it
was the craziest thing to roll over and look at
a game that you thought you'd won and just your heart. Basically,
you have a heart attack in bed. Guys, it wasn't

(37:06):
a good life of gambling. But now I do thirty
dollars bets. I really don't give a rats ass. Did
I have a six and seven game series? Yes? Did
I have the Dodgers to win in a ton of futures, yes,
so I'm happy. I'm not greedy. I was getting greedy
wanting six games. But when I went to bed and
it was four to nothing, dude, I go, I win
the Dodgers. Bet, well, it will get a little worrisome

(37:27):
when we get back to La. All of a sudden,
the Yankees are hot. I win the six games. Bet,
this is awesome. I go to bed. Dude. When I
woke up in the first team, when I look at
my phone, is the Dodgers on ESPN dot com? I go,
No fucking way they would put the Dodgers as the picture.
When the Yankees won the game, and then I read
the title and it says the Dodgers pulled the unthinkable

(37:48):
win the World Series. At midnight twelve thirty. I'm like,
what the fuck happened in sports last night? Dude? It
was bananas.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
It was so wild that I mean, Judge makes an error,
then Garrett Cole doesn't get over and cover first bays
on a ground ball to Anthony Rizzo.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Blame it on Garrett Cole. Yes, but Anthony Rizzo, bro
take the piano off. Man, my nephew, he's two and
just learn how to run. Can put a foot in
front of the other faster than you can. He had
about five feet to cover. Mookie Bets beat him in
a thirty yard dash to his five feet. Well, I
think going into it he wasn't his first of all,
his body weight was on the wrong side of the ball.

(38:29):
He didn't charged the ball hold on.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
I think the problem was the ball took a little
like it was a little it had a little English
on it, and so it went to the right of him,
so we had to reach over and get it and
he I'm showing you the picture.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
No, no, I'm showing you the picture.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Okay, So someone drew a couple of purple lines down
the Baits path. That doesn't tell me anything. That doesn't
measure their damn speed. Look at the fucking picture. Yes,
and he's already he's in his mind. When that ball
is hit, Anthony doesn't take it to the bag very often,
and he is already looking at it the way his
hand is positioned, he's already getting it by the glove

(39:06):
to toss it.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
And he's already got three hundred pounds shift into the road. Right,
That's what I'm saying. He's going back to his right, dude.
It did when he's ranged. I get the pitcher was
supposed to cover. I get that, dude. He ran so slow,
it was like he was in five feet of water.
And then he but he never ran faster.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
The bases are loaded and he just kept jogging his safe.
I mean, at least dive or something. This is happening, dude.
That's the Buckner, Bill Buckner.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
And then later in the game, the damn catcher gets
catcher interfered. I mean everything the Yankees did wrong, I
mean they couldn't get out of their own damn way.
The Dodgers make play after play catch balls. Base running great,
great defense. The Yankees were the exact opposite. Terrible base running.
Didn't know how to play field of freaking baseball. It
was crazy and I'm so glad.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Good world. Serious, I mean, Dodgers are gonna win it.
I didn't have one bet for Yankees, so I would
have gotten a little tight going back to La with
the Yankees all of a sudden hotter and shit. But
that didn't never happen.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yeah, and now you got to know, if one Sodo
comes back, Rizzo's gonna be gone. Manager will probably be gone.
They're bullpen couldn't hold a lead. I mean, and Garrett Cole,
I mean, why did he not even run to first base?

Speaker 1 (40:20):
That was a mess up on his He was a
little too into the bats before he had to get
Otani out. He had some other dick face he had
to get out, and so then he had just gotten
rid of so much energy. And then all of a sudden,
was it Mookie bets is up? And I mean, dude,
he just had nothing less through The ball was an
easy ground out. If you don't run to first the
second that ball's hit, you never get there, never get there.

(40:42):
So he just didn't do it instantly, and then there
was a mental lass by their closer. He threw over
the first base three times and didn't even realize that,
and they a second, he's like he hits himself on
the head, like, damn it, I didn't realize I did
it three times. Vegas got another one, right, Do they
try to predict the World Series? No, but they want
the futures betting. They want half the bets on one,
half on the other. They had the Dodgers winning that
thing forever since like June they got show. Hey, dude,

(41:06):
Dodgers were the favorite forever and who is the chip
favorite in NFL? Jeezeez, hey, maybe Vegas is onto something and.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
They might be kind of smart. Huh, they know what
they're kind of doing. And now I got an email.
You ready, I don't bro it transferred over says I
guess this is someone new to the Facebook page, so
they just put a post. I'll definitely keep up with
the potty in the page now, love listening. When I'm
in the truck tolling down the highway starting chemo tomorrow

(41:37):
is gonna be a long road. And then he puts
something very gross at the very end, go pack go,
Oh my god, Jeremy blott ole blattle, Jeremy. I'm with you, dude, Hey,
good luck on that chemo, but go pack go. I
can't get on board with that. Man and Jordan Love.
He ripped his He ripped his crank, and he ain't

(41:57):
gonna play this weekend.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
There's no way. Listen, guys, keep cranking the positivity we
have had son by the Sore Losers Nation going through
some struggles. You guys have got your cancer battles. Keep fighting, guys,
let's go, we'll take a break, we'll ride back. I

(42:19):
tried to go with something motivational, man, but that was
very good. Man.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
I just want to say, I hope you had a
great Halloween. We didn't go to the Shepherds.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
I told you.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
We got invited to that random party that these random
people my wife knows, and I just had to say,
let's not go to the Shepherds. We don't know the shepherds.
Who cares about the shepherds. We're not going to talk
to the shepherds. Let's go trick or treating. If we
happen to stop by, we'll stop by. Didn't find time.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Yeah, the Binkleys are lovely people. Our next door neighbors
went over there once drunk in the backyard and their
kids chase me and.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
I don't really understand that, did you wrestle them.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Now we were like, were we throwing the football? And
then I start Then they were like they wanted to
chase me, and so I took off running. There was
like a video Baser took where they're like five kids
tackling me, beating me up in the backyard. Bro, I
haven't been backed. So the Binkleys, maybe you're your shepherds.
You don't have to hang out with the Shepherds because
every time I go over to the Binkleys, I get

(43:14):
my ass beat by about five kids. You don't have
to go meet the neighbors. Maybe just me and Maser says,
the Binkles are fine people, lovely. We had great conversation.
I was thirty deep. But you don't have to go
hang out with the Shepherds because your wife said they're
new and it could be you don't have to hang
out with every neighbor. I agree, and that's why we

(43:36):
didn't do it. And I watched Wimby and I the
other night. Dude looked like dog shit.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Really, they looked terrible. Chet Hongren is a superstar. Yeah,
Chet Holngren looks amazing.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
And Vegas could be getting this one right. Celtics but
Celtics got housed. They did by the Pacers house. Do
the Celtics get dethroned by your Thunder? My Thunder chat
Gregious Dort.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
I mean Dort was on fire the other night.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
I didn't even think he's shot. Oh he's shot, putting
up thirty a game. Oh he was shooting. Wow wow.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
And I still love it, Thunder doing the team prescott,
like the team interview after the game every time?

Speaker 1 (44:15):
I love it. What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Well, you know how after the game they interviewed like
Jaalen Brown or Tatum on the court. You know it's
just them, the Thunder they go to interview Chet Holgren.
Whole team's there.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
That's cool. Whole team. So you guys should take a
note out of that book. So fantastic. But yeah, I
ain't doing no interviews with us. Man, you're not well
spoken like us, and you don't have a radio voice.
Are you seeing? My voice is too high for my body?
Oh yeah we are man. Yeah, Hey, is Abby coming
to the convention. Yeah we're gonna get a hotel together

(44:47):
and make it special. Okay, Well that's cool, dude, Make
sure you get your ticket. Go to what's our website?

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Sore loosers dot com. Okay, sore losers dot com and
tickets are officially on sale now or uh, tickets are
on sale now. Yeah, I mean I assume it'll be
well today, Friday at noon. I don't know when you're
listening to this, So Friday at noon is when they
go on sale.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
And we did Vegas twice, We've done Nashville twice. Well
this will be twice. Really yeah, really, so this is
our fourth. This is our fourth. Okay, that's why it's
called Coaches Convention four. Have we continued to get more
people or did we did we go down a bit?
I don't know. I'd have to look at the numbers.

(45:28):
I'm curious though, just what the trend is.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
I know, Danny and you know that she's gonna be here.
They're gonna go crazy. Marco, They're gonna be nuts. Miguel
will be here. He'll be hammered. Locer, I don't know.
He was a no show last year, just like the
Cowboys are every year in the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Justin for sure, gonna be there. Ruiz will be there. Muffy,
you gotta think she's gonna come. Boomer maybe strolls around.
It's also a good reunion for my family, so it's
it's not just the convention. We also intertwine it, so
it's great. It's good stuff.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Batter's Box, Uh probably won't be here.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Did we get a hotel deal? Chess? Yeah we got.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
I'm at the Grand Hyatt. Let's see Chess day. Haven't
seen his RSVP come through, so yeah, still waiting on them.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
But what does that mean? Though we got some you've
got a room block? Oh yeah, at the Grand Hyatt.
So they just called Grand Hiatt. No, I don't know.
I think there's a link. Okay, No, dude, this was
a hell of an episode. It was it good. Yeah,
and especially I think then there's gonna be a good
follow up on Monday and we meet up in Knoxville.

(46:29):
I think no because I think we not, because I
think you're too tied to your thing you're doing. But
I don't even know. I mean, and I gotta be
Here's be real. Here's what's even crazier than what you're
gonna tell me. No, no, no, you're gonna say, I'm
on this side of the stadium, bro, I don't know
the fucking stadium. I don't know anywhere where the tailgating
is how to find you, bro. I can't risk getting
lost in the Knoxville River, so I I really probably

(46:51):
won't even try to find you.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
That's a good point. That's a good point. Here's my problem.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey lunch, Yeah yeah, I'm here
with Arnold. Hey yeah, so yeah, we'll come find you.
Where are you? Oh you're at the end zone? All right, man,
see it all a bit. Let's roll.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
I thought I thought lunch was coming to the end.
He says that, but he won't be here, Jack Dad. Here,
here's my problem. I still don't have my itinerary. Like
it's Friday, and I still don't know when else supposed
to be.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Yeah, I got mine, It says, wake up nine am,
have a Cowboy coffee, tequila and coffee, and get an
uber head down drink all day, try and find a
tailgate to follow my heisman. Guys, and I think there's
also something else. It's just maybe good games Penn State,
Ohio State. And then just try and be sobered up
a little bit for the balls game so I can
at least appreciate it and enjoy dark mode and meet

(47:41):
up with you. Not happening. But if I if we did,
that would honestly be bonus round. But I don't think
we will, okay, because I think you're gonna have access
to an area that we don't even have access to.
But man, I know people I can get you in.
That would be cool. Yeah, but am I gonna be presentable?
You know what I'm saying. We can be a little
sloppy at that point.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
It's okay, okay, this is my sloppy friend.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
I'm meaning clients. I don't know who. I don't know
who's gonna be there. Who are you there? Representing the
Big Show or users Nation for Life? Hi? Co Church here,
Simon Levi. I hope you're doing well. That's a great question.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
I don't really know, that's what I'm talking. I don't know,
but you're ready to make some money?

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Whoa, I thought the show was over? Yeah, yeah it is.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
But before we go, guys, the Washington commanders are so hot.
I didn't know you're handing out free Tyreek money. Dude,
you owe me thirty five eighty A dude, you owe me?
That was the only one I missed. I posted on
the Instagram. I hit every damn football bet, but your
stupid ass Tyreek.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Bet.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
I've told you, Tyreek, anytime touchdown is just such a lot.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
That was the only X mark on my parlay.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Dude, Oh man, that was a bad one. I do
not understand. He hasn't scored in twenty five weeks.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
And I told Billy and Danny the bett and they
both bet it too. Oh, we're going back to him.
What they playing the Commanders this week?

Speaker 2 (49:03):
May? The Commanders are playing the Giants, and I don't know.
The Giants are awful, Yes, they are awful. Did you
watch them? They can't do anything. They can't block, they
can't run, they can't pass. It's easily. The Commanders are
gonna run them over. Jayden Daniels is just gonna keep

(49:23):
racking up the stats, racking up the points. Give me
the Washington Commanders at the New York Giants minus three
and a half.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Take it to the bank. And Jade Daniels he was injured,
but he played last game and he's good to go.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Yeah, if he played last game, he's gonna play this game.
It's another week of healing on those ribs makes it
even better. He's so electric, He's so fun to watch,
and the Giants are terrible.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
To watch.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
But you wanna watch this game because you want to
watch the rookie of the year. Just carve up that
Giants defense. God, they are so bad.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
What about Brian Robinson Junior? The third they got shot?
He's really good, man.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
All he does, you know what he does every game
is score a touchdown. He scores the touchdown pretty much
every damn game.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
We're not doing any time touchdown. It's the best bet
on the board. Man, It is so fun. I did
have fun during the Dolphins game, and that one target,
I was pretty puckered. But then the guy quarterback who
is oh, it's Tua. He threw in the second row
and Tyreek didn't even come close to catching it. It's
a great point he did not up. And then another one.
I don't I do not think that Jordan Love is

(50:30):
gonna play.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
So right now, the Lions are three and a half
point favorites at Green Bay. If Malik Willis plays, it's
gonna go up to seven. This is gonna be an
absolute but bloodbath that Malik will Is ain't gonna be
able to do what he get it did against the Titans.
Give me the Detroit Lions minus three and a half
even if Jordan Love plays with that pulled yanker, he
ain't gonna be able to move back there, and that's

(50:53):
a bad move. You can't you can't risk Jordan Love
for the rest of the season. Give me the Lions
minus three and a half.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Take it to the bank.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
All right, I got one.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
You got me motivating. I'm going college guys, the Valls,
I've just been off with them the beginning of the season.
I didn't know they were gonna house people by fifty.
And then the last Oklahoma they beat by a couple
of touchdowns. They look terrible against somebody. Then they beat Bama.

(51:23):
Then I think they had a week off. Kentucky's just bad.
And the fact that it's dark mode Knoxville falls starting
to come. They're fighting also for this top twelve. I
mean they lose that mffort, they ain't even in the
top twelve. And at the fact that it's at seventeen,
I say, Valls minus seventeen. It's actually the same bet

(51:46):
Bones did, but Bones also parlayed that with Oregon minus seventeen.
I don't know, that's just a lot. It's a lot.
So I'm gonna go with the Tennessee Valls side of bones.
Bet give me the Valls minus sex and lock it up.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
You know, I'm so interested in the Ohio State Penn State.
I don't really like either one of those teams. I
think they both aren't very good. That's an interesting game.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Well, I think Drew ailars hurt oh Isy. Yeah. Oh
and if Ohio State loses bro they have to win
out or they ain't going to the twelve.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
That's what I was gonna say, because they've already lost
to Oregon. Correct, they lose this, that's their second loss.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Are they done? That's fun?

Speaker 2 (52:31):
I mean, you want to take a big one army
minus twenty two over air Force?

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Got an army? All they do is reck shot. I've
been watching the military ranks, man, I hope they defend
our country more than they've been playing football. And vander
what ray we are hold on?

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Auburn is a seven point favorite over Vanderbilt.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Nobody respects the doors. Auburn is a seven point favorite
over Vandy.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Door down, boys, it is time to anchor down. Give
me the Vandy Commodores, mine it or plus seven at
Auburn take it to the bank.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Wow, that is bananas. I mean I think we just
spelled out a pretty easy parlay, and they're usually not
that easy.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
I mean, geez, if you guys want easy money, that's it,
and I should give you anytime. Touchdowns. I mean, they
are the best bet on the world. But I'm not
gonna do it because I lost the last one and
it was sad.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
It was sad.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
All Right, everybody, have a good weekend. I'll see you
at Knoxville Ray.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Yeah, anything else, football, Knoxville, Halloween. Hey, the World Series
Baseball is over. We'll see in the spring. Baby. MLS
man enter Miami is a favorite. But look out for
those LA teams. One of them is Creeping lafc Man.
The other one LA Galaxy.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Yeah, okay, whatever, Tomato Tomato, all right, I'll see in Knoxville.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Man, we gotta go. You really don't think we'll meet up? Man, No,
I think we will, but I have other obligations. I
gotta do the vault walk. I'm hanging out with Baser's friends,
so I don't even know how they mingle. Maybe they
have a posse of thirty people. Maybe I have access
to all this suites and stuff I don't even know about. Yeah,
and then I don't that's the thing. I don't know

(54:14):
the stadium when you're when you're like, hey, man, I'm
at the thirty yard line. Come find me next to
the horse and also next to the dog Smoky and
write Peyton mannings to the right of it. I don't
know how to find that. I don't. I don't know.
I know Nissan, I know New Nissan, I know Susan
Stadium updates, I know Vanderbilt Stadium. I don't know neland

(54:35):
I haven't.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
I haven't been there. I called it O'Hare. Yeah, yeah,
I think that's Auburn Stadium.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Good luck parking. Oh oh, probably Uberman, I'm ubern you
know what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
I'll probably walk, I says, I'm a mile or two
from the stadium.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Dude, I ain't getting stuck in parking. I ain't dealing
with any of that. Souse, that's where you're No, I'm
gonna tell him to drop us off a mile from
the stadium. I ain't deal with the party.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
I thought you're leaving early, yea sorelsers dot com get
your tickets.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Mm hmmm hmm.