November 8, 2024 • 50 mins
In this episode Ray and Lunchbox try to survive the inferno also known as the studio. Ray explains why we have been sleeping in satin sheets and it has caused us to lose touch with reality. It's the weekend so we had to try and do locks but the heat makes us take a detour on those plans. Just make sure you listen.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Man, you're live.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh happy Friday, man, I know you got a big weekend.
We'll talk all about it. I got nothing going on
this weekend, so let's just start the show man.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Well, I'm not ready for it to be started. Why
I gotta log in? I wanted the listeners to hear
it live.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh you want you were gonna log in live? I
got it?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Can they hear that? Drip?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Drip?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
That's the sweat dropping off my balls Because it's so
hot in here. I've thought about taking off my pants
and sitting here in my underwear because you can't see
my underwear. I'd be under the desk. But I felt
like that may be a little too much. And I
did see a post on the Facebook page. They said
new T shirts. You're righty already, you're right already.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Damn people that turned this shit off.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
And I, honestly, god, I think that should be a
new merch. Yeah, it's a great idea. It's a great idea.
It has to be on a shirt.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
You guys, hear us complaining about the temperature of the room.
Here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
It's eighty six degrees in here.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Connor McGregor said it best if you have a street cat,
you don't ever let it sleep in satin sheets. So
for however many years, we slept in satin sheets, if
you will, and we weren't living that lumber mill, coal
minor construction worker life. We weren't. We weren't. We were
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in these comfortable satin studios. And now we have been
given rooms that are eighty five degrees because there's a
massive clusterfuck part of my French with the air conditioning
unit and the HVAC and the heat and the cool
and the doors and the buildings and the rooms. I
haven't exactly laid out the plan in my head, but
I know that they're working on it. So with all
(01:40):
that to say, we had the satin sheets. So now
that you just can't, you can't because we become weak.
So now we are weak, and you are throwing us
in a jungle, a jungle, and we're not ready for
it's a hot jungle, r and we're not ready. We're
just a little pussy cats and they're crazy cats and
(02:02):
we're You just can't do that to a fucking house cat. Ray,
I've never heard something more well.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Put that was very intelligent. I mean, it was so
intelligent that I've taken my sweatshirt off. Ray had a
hoodie on. He goes, guys, he goes, we can't start
the pod yet. I have a tank top over there.
I'm gonna go get my tank tops and he got
the tank top on. He came back in and in
that moment, I had rolled up my pants. My pants
are above my knees. I'm and just sitting here waiting
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to start the pod. I have sweat coming down my chest.
I'm all clammy, I'm hot, and I grew up in
the Texas heat and I'm a little bitch. Now I
go back to Texas. I'm like, oh my god, it's
so hot. How do you guys live in this weather.
I grew up in it my whole life, and I've
turned into a little bitch and now I'm in this
studio and like Ray said, I'm a little pussy cat.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You know what, I got the idea from a couple
of those because you used some words Morgan from the
Big Show the other day, because it was hot and
y'all studio dude, she took her shirt off and she
had like a sports pa. I wasn't She had like
a white wife beater.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
She had just a sports brawl bra dude.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
And I looked at Abby and I was like, Abby, like,
am I the only one seeing this? What the is
Morgan wearing? But it had gotten so hot she just
thought why not d rowe and it'll be easier. It's
post show, so there weren't artists or anybody coming in,
but I mean she was wearing one of them, trying
to send a message or what. Well, no, because she
was it would keep her from sweating. And I was like,
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she makes a point, why not just take an article
of clothing off?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
And you thought, wow, am I the only one seeing
what she's wearing?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
But I wasn't looking?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
And I go out right and we weren't looking.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
No, I go Abby, I'm not even gonna do it
right now because it's a coworker experience right now. I said,
can you see her? And Abby goes, well, I mean
she is wearing the white tank top. I can probably
kind of see her.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh yeah, all right, And you know, you know earlier
you referenced somebody that I don't know if we should
reference right now, arnoldriger Why he's on trial for rape
right now?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
My bad?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, that's on me, I mean, it's all alleged. I
don't know what's gonna happen. He may be found not guilty,
but uh yeah, he's in the fight of his life,
is what they say.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Pat McAfee has said it best. You gotta take ownership.
You gotta say that one's on me, boys, that one's
on me.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Dot That's why you were saying that the game the
whole time. That's why when we're at the Tennessee Kentucky game,
you kept telling people when there's a false start, that's
on me, guys, that's on me, that's on us, guys,
that's on us. Because you're copying some other show here.
I am thinking you came up with that on your own.
Never mind, start the damn show. You put me in
(04:47):
a bad mood already. I mean we're four minutes and
forty eight seconds into this show and I'm already like, great,
Dot Ray's gonna do that five hundred more times.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Let's go, all right, We're gonna do it live. Arnold
is off today. He is heading to Lexington. He is
gonna go see Jelly Roll and Ali Colleen perform live
in concert, and I am going as well. But I'm
on a later bus, We're gonna do what what?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Two?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Three? Oh, it's so hot near I'm so thrown right now.
I can't hear myself. I gotta take the condom off
because it's actually messing with my head. Guys, we're gonna
do a lot. Oh the wad two so loser?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
What up?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Everybody?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give the sports facts my sports opinions because I'm
pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Y'all. Is scisarey mundo. I'm from the North. I'm an
alpha male. I live on the North side of Nashville.
During the week, I work on not Musicro anymore. It's
now in a high rise overlooking Nashville, and it's actually
as hot as the Sahara Fahiti Uhhiti uh French Polynesian
Bali uh Anguilla fire Island Abiza. It is hotter and shit,
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that's my new intro. It is hotter than hell, the
surface of the sun. If you will lunch over to you, man.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
And it's like this, it's really simple. I mean people
that are out there being on their tractors right now
in the farmland.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Did you have an egg? Dude?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
All they're thinking is, these guys are complaining about eighty
six degrees. Have you been the cab of a tractor before?
It's one hundred and ten in there, and we don't
complain one damn bit. You guys are a bunch of softies. Yeah,
we said it. We're a bunch of pussy cats. We've
been sleeping in those satin sheets. We're used to air
conditioning at our workplace. It's unbelievable. And we would open
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the door, but then you'd hear every Larry mow and
Dick walking by talking about their Saturday afternoon plans.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
And we ain't got no.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Time for that crap.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Hey, man, what time are you gonna take a lunch break?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I gotta record one more session then I'm gonna do
a lunch.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Man.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I love these new studios.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Listen, guys, you see the bagels in the break room. Man,
we got some good spreads.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Hey, do you have an egg? Because I'm about to
confry the thing. Man.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
We literally could put on our YouTube channel right now.
You know, when they go do it on the sidewalk,
we could do it in the studio. How long does
it take to cook an egg in the sore Loser Studio.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I talked to mckittie and he's the guy that does
shifts in here, and he said after two hours he
starts where he perspiring, and he said he has a
sweat towel that he brings in and he informed me
that he gets up to eighty seven degrees is what
he saw. So I don't know if we'd necessarily thermometer
wise if that's but he said, the whatever that thermostset
is shut off at eighty seven. It stopped taking accurate reads.
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So it's either that or hotter.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
And do they realize that this equipment can't get that hot?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
That's what dude. If we don't say this, other people
don't learn about it. And Blunch had the best that
he goes, hey, Scooba, are they planning to have any
sort of conditioning, air cooling or anything they do like
for the big show in the side studios? And Scuba goes, no, No,
they're pretty much that's how they're gonna be.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
How is that possible?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I don't wait, that doesn't answer a question. I'm telling
you right now the studio, You're right, the equipment will
shut off.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
It is so good, I mean, I mean I don't
mean to beat a dead horse. Guys, like, I'm not
gonna spend the next forty five minutes, you know, complaining
about the heat.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
But I actually am.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I'm really gonna sit here and complain for the next
forty five minutes about how damn hot it is. Hey,
maybe it's sore loser's convention. We should bring a detour
and have everybody come in this studio so you can
understand how damn hot it is.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Well, I am in the cutoff just like Pat McAfee,
and my question is this. There's an air conditioning unit
right there, so it doesn't damn work. Okay, so that's
the issue. These things aren't working right. It's not that
the equipment heats these small rooms, because it's about the
size of your cubicle. And I know you tracked your
guys don't know what that is. It's about the double
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size of the cap.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah, yeah, I watch out for the gopher, either, watch
out for the gopher.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
So if you're in your cab right now, just imagine
a double wide or if it's one of those where
you got the bunk bed in the back, you know,
for the old lady when she rides with you.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yeah, I got a question now about a trucker. A
trucker's life. You know, when they sleep in the truck,
does their bed lay the same way as the like
the seats, or do they point their legs towards the
back of the truck.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Well, my brother actually stayed on a log truck, which
I don't think they're as spacious as some of these
eighteen wheelers. But there's bunks, so you just sleep. It's
that's a great question, But there are bunks. You could
get to stretch out. It's not like you're sitting in
your right.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I know that you climb back there. But do they
lay just the same direction the seats go or do
they point to the back of the cab.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I think they go perpendicular, so your seats are facing
forward if you were to sleep. So they make a tee, Yeah,
they make a tea. And he said when my brother
did it on the log truck, said it was awkward.
I mean he was sleeping. If you've ever been on
one of these tour buses with bones and everybody, it's
even tighter than that. My brother said, you could like
when the guy moved, he could move him. I mean,
you're like inches away from it.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
But if you have two people bunking right well this
you know, if you have a lot lizard, you may
have someone in the truck. But I'm assuming most truckers
sleep by themselves. But I just wondered, is it perpendicular
or is it parallel to the seats up front? One
of the most stupid things that I wonder about when
I drive by a truck because I've never been in
the back of a semi and it's just one of
the things I've thought of and.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Other things I actually now that I remember. I had
a buddy. His dad was an eighteen wheeler driver. You
can't go more than a certain amount of hours, so
you're you get in trouble. So you your truck will
shut off after eight hours and you just have to
go then sleep. You got downtime. You're not allowed to
drive for twenty four straight hours. They make you yeah,
and then speed amount of miles time, and they also
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clock your if they can tell when you're speeding. So
it's not like, hey man, I'm gonna for twenty four hours,
I'm gonna do cocaine, just random drug. I mean, it's
basically like those yellow jacket Yeah, yellow jackets at the
gas station. They're gonna do those caffeine pills. I'm gonna
drive for twenty four hours, man speeding, and I'm gonna
get to my day. Then I'll have two days off.
Doesn't work like that.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
And then I also, I know because I know Kobe
why MVP of the Sore Losers Convention twenty twenty three,
is he coming back twenty twenty four?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Sorry? Yes, he said there's a trouble with truck parking.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yes, And that's the thing is he bought a new
rig and he said it's gonna really mess up his
thing because now they'll be able to track everything. He
had one of the old rigs where they didn't have
that technology. Yet he can go park at the Walmart.
There's some lizards, you know, if you're if that, if
if you're trying to get some of them, because there
used to be.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
The flying j Yeah, but now it's not there, it
got demolished. But over there you could pick up easily
three or four lizards.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah. And then also how often do truckers piss in
a bottle all the time? Like is it once a day,
twice a day, three times a day? Because they can't
be getting off and on and off the highway to
pee because they would waste so much time of their
driving time pee.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
It's the bottle method. And the reason I'm saying this
because you just now brought that mental unbitch back to me.
I was with Baezer. It was a Saturday, and for
a second I was jealous of truck drivers cock sucking remote.
We were at Starbucks. I was excited about my day
with my wife, love watching football weather. But I saw
a truck driver. He had his ear piece in. He
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was gonna do podcasts all day. You could tell he
had the both both the things in. They can listened
to everything. He had a bit.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
He was sweating his ass off because his cab didn't
have air condition.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
He had a big boy a water, which tells me
who the hell buys an Xcel water because it doesn't
fit in the cup holder unless you're gonna piss in it.
So he's gonna drink the water and then piss in it,
and then you know, when nobody's coming, you're dumping to
piss out the window, pissing it again. But dude, he
was about to start his day. He had his iPad
or his ear earbuds in. He was gonna have to
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jug of water and a big old grab bag of
gas station snacks. Dude, he was about to go across
the country, listen to podcasts after podcasts and just have
him a day. And you know what he was doing.
He's fucking smiling. And I said, for a second, Baser,
I'm jealous of that truck driver because he's got his
whole day right now in front of him. And that's
pretty cool that you can just listen to podcasts and drive.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
It is pretty neat. Now my question is, though, is
it safe to drive with headphones.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
In your ears? I'm about to do it this weekend.
I just went to Knoxville, and the whole time I thought,
why did I not bring in my headphones listen to McFee.
Bazer would have been pissed. And now we're going to Lexington.
The hell if I ain't doing it, I'm bringing my
ear pods. I'm not gonna be able to hear a
chick's voice for three hours, and it's gonna be nothing
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but NonStop McFee.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
That's all you're gonna listen to.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
No, I'll listen to I'm gonna jump around, I like
listening to chick shows, like what, I'm not gonna say it,
but we do the sometimes the Housewives they have the
most dumb ass podcast a.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Podcast they all do.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I mean they do have it.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I did, like I think Tory and Anissa do a
challenge podcast and I tried to listen to it one
time and I was like, they're ar oh, there's the
one Tamra chicks on her way out.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Guys, don't listen it's terrible. It's actually decent. Tamra Judge
is terrible on the show. She's probably about to get
aged out. But you go listen to that podcast. They're
talking about the women. They'll talk about anything that, Oh
she just did it for the show fourth Wall. They'll
be like, oh, she's only nice on the show. Yeah,
she's really poor in real life, dude. They dish it all.
It's hilarious. Sometimes secondhand I'm listening to it with Baser
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and I'm.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Like, it's okay. You don't have to say second hand
in the fact.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
And so I'll be like, it's actually decent. Because they're
talking some dirty they'll they remove the veil, they don't
give it. They won't talk about bad about Andy Warhol,
Andy Coling because it's his show, but everything else.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Wait, wait, that's his show.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah, he does all that, he created that. Yeah, that's
why he's so rich.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Had no idea. I thought he was rich from being
on TV.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
He does all those and so the yeah, and then
the Bravo cons they do similar to Sore Losers, much
bigger scale in Vegas and all the show tried Vegas.
How'd that go?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I mean it was awesome, No, it was great, but
we ended up losing a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
And and Bezer are going in three weeks. Do what
We're going to Vegas?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Baby, Now is the right time to tell you what
we're gonna be going to Vegas? Man, Thanksgiving? Really the
weekend before or after? No Thanksgiving, you're gonna you're gonna
be there on Thanksgiving Day?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah, yeah, we'll be there man. You know, you know
where those Pilgrims came when they first came to America,
went to the Las Vegas man, try to get rich. Yep,
that is the first stop they made. And that's what
we're gonna be for the Pilgrims. Cornucopia, the yams, fried turkey,
the slots, Vegas. That's nothing says Thanksgiving like Vegas.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Hey, you want to know how you know you? You
want to be thankful for your money. You want to
thank those slot machines.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
You want to slot.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
You want to thank those parlays. Where are you staying?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
That's still up in the air. We've narrated that. We
got link. We've thrown Caesars around Cosmos fifteen hundred.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Oh the Link they just sold.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Boy, is it still there? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, but it sold to some other group. I just
saw it online.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
We love that one because they got the restaurants down
there and it's on the tram track.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
The tram track is key. If you're gonna go, you
gotta stay somewhere where there's a tram stop. You don't
want to to switch hotels just to get on the tram.
The tram stop is everything and anything you could ever want.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
It has been almost two years since we've been in Vegas,
and I mean we got the itch and I've started
getting the shakes because it has been that long. Evansville Tunica,
they just didn't do it for me. They don't play
how I play. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
That's funny because I got a text from Garrett the
other day and said, Hey, looking to go to Vegas
mid November.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
What do you think dude? That's take a week away.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
And I was like, what do you mean? He was like, yeah,
the wife and I decided we're going to go.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
He said, I was in a store aisle, was in
the grocery store aisle, man, and I said, get no.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
He said, exactly what happened is he was stalking the
cereal aisle and he was putting the lucky charms on
the shelf and he was staring at the lucky charms.
He was like, you know what, I got a lucky charm.
And she's my wife. She hadn't been to Vegas in
a while. I should go to Vegas. And so I
texted her, Hey, what do you think about going to
Vegas in mid November? And she said, I love it.
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We need a weekend away. And so Garrett and his
wife right there in gb from one hib to wherever
she's working, texted her They're going to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
And he invited me.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Say you think you can make it?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
And I said, no, well you got the kids. Man.
You can't do those last second weekend trips anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I can't. It's impossible, and I have to fly someone
in here to watch my three damn kids. And my
in laws already came for a week when we went
to Iceland and when we went to Dublin.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
It was worth it though those stories, man'll never get
another Lava story like that one ever.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Just amazing. And then my dad came when we went
for iHeart, so I don't know who we would bring
in to watch the kids. So we are just kind
of screwed and we just had to pass on the opportunity.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Dude, I'm gonna be like, do I even recognize this place?
You've got drops demolished now, the table minimums are.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Probably floating under you know where you need to go
check out?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
I'll check anything out. We're gonna be there for like
four days.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
You want to know the Ellis Island. I've heard it's great,
notating it. It's off the strip, but it's supposed to
be great, cheap games, good food. Ellis Island, I've heard
it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Dude. I swear we went to uh when the Sore
Losers convention. We did, Oh did we go with the
Sore Losers or no? Was it Fremont Street. I think
they have dude. There. They had some cool stuff where
it's not Roulette, but they had animals around Roulette wheel.
If you wanted to land on a dolphin or a shark,
or they have hold on. They have games that aren't
your typical Vegas games. They have a game where there's
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a dolphin and a shark you can land on. You
know the Vegas game where they spin it in the
ones and the five. That one but a big wheel.
It's a manatee, it's a jellyfish, it's a white, great
white shark, and you're trying to land on one of those.
I think that's one where I won like seventy five bucks.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I don't like the way you got your Vegas trip
from me until right now. We didn't even inform me.
We literally just decided during the man Shoe, oh well,
let's take a break. Then I need to recover from this.
We'll be right back. I do have to say and
that computers. Computers are supposed to be smart AI. They
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know everything, they know.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
What they're doing. You gotta have the apps if you
do well.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I don't have AI. I don't have apps. I don't
have any of that.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Gemini.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Let me explain to you what happened to me. I
joined a guillotine fantasy football league and it started. It's
starting this week, and so what it is is the
low two lowest scoring teams that week are kicked out
of the league and all their players become free agents.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
One of the people have to run around the building
with their pants off.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
So I said, hey, I'll give it a try. That
sounds like fun. But they put the draft for Wednesday
night at seven forty five pm. Brutal here, it's the
problem with seven forty five pm. No, I'm not putting
to the kids the bed at that time. I usually
would be, but not that night. No, your boy had
a soccer game. It's seven. Well I told my team
seven to fifteen because I read it wrong. Game is
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really at seven fifty five. So everybody was there an
hour early. They were not happy with me, not happy
with me. But anyway, I.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Mean, we get to the big show early.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
So we freaking have the draft and I get home
and I'm like, let me check out my team. Let
me see. You know, the computer traffic for me. The
computer is smart. The computer knows what it's.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Doing, right, Dear Gemini Draft nine team.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Okay, that's cool. On the seventh overall pick, and there's
eighteen teams in the league. My first pick, ceed Lamb. Okay, great, Well,
Dak's out, So who are we gonna have throwing in
the oh?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Ay? I didn't know about Cooper Rush?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Okay, cool, we're gonna have Cooper Rush or Trey Lance.
Should be Trey Lance if the Cowboys are smart, because
they should need to find out if he's any good
and they can trade him and if he sucks, they
get a higher draft pick. But they're not trying to
win this season? Who cares?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
All right? Cool?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
We got Ceedee Lamb. Second round pick, Josh Allen running back. Okay,
Josh Allen quarterback?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Quarterback?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Right, this is the computer it and this is where
it gets awesome. The third round pick the computer drafted
for me, Isaiah Pacheco. He's hurt, he's on ir How
the hell does the computer not know? Hey, we shouldn't
draft someone that's not going to play like you're a computer.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Our AI is pretty good on our website. I know
because those people that did AI actually don't have to
do bad of teams.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
And I'm like, great, all right, cool, cool, cool. Three
rounds later, the computer drafts for me. Rashie Rice, You're screwed.
If it'sr IR.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah, you can't do that.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
So I have like three dudes on the IR on
my team when I have to score points this week.
If I'm one of the bottom two this week, I
am eliminated. So these guys that are on IR that
Rashie Rice is probably not even gonna play the rest
of the year.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
He does.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Mean no, damn good computer, Thank you for absolutely nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I need to know. Speaking of IR, Nico Collins, is
he playing, I don't know the world needs to know
because he didn't practice Wednesday. What did he do Thursday?
Are we on track? AI? I don't know, Gemini.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
It just is so frustrating that I put my money
in this league and I left it up to the computer,
and the computer gave me absolute dog shit.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
How much twenty five dollars small price to pay, but
I'm guessing the purse is big.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
It's I mean, I guess it's eighteen times twenty five
whatever that is. If you could do the math in
your head, Roque, nine hundred might be eighteen times twenty.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Five correct, four fifty.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I will take four hundred and fifty dollars. I like
four hundred and fifty dollars. I would enjoy four hundred
and fifty dollars, but with the team that I have
right now, four hundred and fifty dollars will not be mine.
And the tough thing, dude, I have one running back
on my roster that can play. Edwards Hilaire. He hadn't
played a snap all damn year.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
They're not even using him right, he hadn't.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Played a snap all year. So I have Jalen Warren,
uh Isaiah Pacheco Chiefs and Clyde Edwards Hilaire Chiefs. Yeah,
so I got two running backs that are useless, and
you have to start two running backs, So who am
I gonna start? My God, thank you computer. I thought
you're supposed to be smart.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
But also I don't get why you do a fantasy
mid season dude. Everybody's already kind of fantasied out. My
wife give up on our team two months ago, and
you're now starting one mid season post almost late season here.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
I'm doing it to get in a feel for this
guillotine thing because I think it's a fun thing and
I think I would like to participate in one next year.
Because it's pretty cool that you're not playing really against
each other, Like it's not a one on one matchup.
All you have to do is beat one person that
week and you move on. Yeah, that's pretty exciting.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Enough to throw in twenty five. I just only picking
so many guys. You got him playing on TV either
on your computer. You only need one fantasy team. You've
already got two that I know of, probably three or four.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I have like six. See, But that's the thing I do.
Try to draft the same people in every league, and
that gets you in trouble. Like when you when you
think Anthony Richardson is gonna be awesome and you draft
him on four different teams and he's absolute dog crap.
He's too tired. He's too tired. Like we're too damn hot.
But do you see us quitting the podcast?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
No, we are.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
We are perspiring, but we are persevering. Anthony Richardson, take
me out, Coach, take me out. Or when you think
Michael Pittman, Anthony Richard, Anthony Richardson and Michael Pittman's gonna
be a great, great combination all year, guess what you
fall flat on your face?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah, because I warn you about Pittman. I had him
last year and he gets six points a game. One
time he'll get you thirteen. Other than that, he's four
to six every week.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
No, this year he gets about two points a game.
He gets one catch for six yards.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Michael Pittman. I love when a new fantasy season hits
and you know the people to avoid. Michael Pittman. Jalen
w How did Waddle do this year?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Dude? Wattle has been dropped in almost every league I'm in. Really,
he has been dropped by so many people. He last
week he had I think two catches for two yards. Dude, Yeah,
now what a drop off? Like, I don't understand how
he get They cannot get him the ball.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I saw that writing on the wall.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
It's like a Marii Cooper. I finally got a Mariy
Cooper this year. I've been wanting to Mary Cooper because
all he does is make one hundred catches for one thousand,
fifteen hundred yards. Whatever he does, He's just been a
solid wide receiver. And I'm like, I have never had him,
and I drafted him in like four different leagues and
I'm like, yeah, jack pot, he sucks and it's not
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his fault. He was on the Browns when Deshaun Watson
was there. He couldn't throw on the ball. Then he
goes to Buffalo and I don't play him. The week
he gets there and he gets like eighty sixty yards
and a touchdown, So I play him the next week
he gets one catch for four yards.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Great.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
This last week he was out injured, so I don't
even know if he's playing this week. But I finally
get a Marik Cooper, I get Michael Pittman, I get
Anthony Richardson. So you can tell how I'm doing in
fantasy by the people I'm naming, they've all been dog crap.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Can we take a break? Why I gotta talk about
this time change?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
What time change?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
The fucking one we've been dealing with the last three days?
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Oh? Okay, do you want to take a break already
or do you just want to talk about it?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Man?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
So you know how we switched our clocks?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
And he gets dark early?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Yeah, like four fifteen.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I have always been guy that loves the dark early
to go to sleep. Dude. It's fucking terrible. Every damn
day I wake up from my nap and the sun's
going down and I'm like, well, screw golfing. I'm not
gonna go chip. I've been chipping. Bro, I'm not gonna
go outside and water the trees. It's like dark. I'm
not gonna go for a run. It's dark. Oh, I
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guess I'll just lay in bed and go to bed. Dude,
I've been a homeless person and since the time change,
because it's dark out, I'm not gonna go start something
right now. It's nighttime, but it's four thirty.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
It's like my kids, Man, they get a snack and
then we're sitting there, like can we go to the
park And I look at the clock. I'm like no, man,
it's gonna be dark in fifteen minutes. Don't have time
to go to the park. They're like, Dad, but what
if we ride bikes. I'm like, no, we can't ride
bikes in the dark to the park. And once we
get to the park, it's dark. You can't see. You're
gonna be falling off the damn ladders. So it ruins everything.
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You can't do anything outside. And if you want to
go play golf, I mean, I haven't played golf in
a month and a half. I don't know what the hell.
My problem is I need to just go. But if
you don't go to golf, if you're not at the
golf course by eleven thirty, you can't play golf. You
can't play a full eighteen because it's gonna get damn dark.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Dude, you gotta come to the country, man.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
But what I was saying, the hell, am I gonna
get to the country?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I know, but I feel like they can. They're wide open,
you can rock it there. But my thing is this,
I because of the time change in the weather, Dude.
It was raining and dark the other night. Baser goes,
do you want to go get us some I'm like,
it's raining, it's all cold, it's night. It's like dark out.
All because of the damn time change. I'm sitting there
eating clam chowder at four thirty on a Tuesday, whereas before, Dude,
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I've been going and getting a burger. I'm living the life.
I'm on my back patio say, and this is a
beautiful life in the country. Because of all that, I'm
eating lobster bisk at four forty five. I'm like, that's
the worst damn dinner I've ever had in my life. Man.
Because of the time change. I was too scared to
go out and hunt and gather for better food. My
wife the other day, she's like, I'm so sorry, I'm
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so sorry.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
I'm sorry. Dinner so late. I'm sorry, dinner so late.
And she goes, I'm gonna I'm almost done. I'm almost done.
She finishes. She goes, oh, it's only four fifty five.
She says, I really thought it was seven o'clock. I'm
so sorry. And I was like no, and she goes, oh,
I'm not tying. This is not bad. We can eat now.
She's so, we're eating dinner, you know, it's like dark,
(28:55):
and my kids are like that it's time for bed.
It's dark outside. I'm like, no, no, guys, it's only
fourth th dad. We know when it's dark outside, we're
supposed to get ready for bed. I said, nigga, yeah,
but there's this thing, and they're like, but what's time change?
And you try to explain it to a six year old,
a four year old and a three year old and
they have no idea what you're talking about. They're right, Dad,
I just know it's dark outside, so I'll go brush
my teeth and they'll go brush their teeth. I'm like, no, no, guys,
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we can stay up. We can like play like outside. Well,
it's kind of hard to play outside because it's dark.
I don't know what the hell all we're gonna see,
but we can run around outside and then we go outside,
and thirty seconds later, the three year old trips over
a hole and it's like, all right, let's go back
inside and we'll do something inside. It's awful, dude.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
All the times before i'd go run, I can go
rock a run in like five minutes and it's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Now it's dark and I'm like, screw it. Next thing
you know, it's been five days and I haven't ran.
I'm like, I feel like absolute dog shit. You know what.
I don't care that I go to bed early. I
have blackout curtains. Guys. We're in a world now where
they can black your bedrooms out and you don't have
to go to sleep with the sun out. Usually the
sun is out and I'm in bed, but I don't
know that I'm out. Sun's out, I'm out. So let
me just say this, dude. It is making Americans lazy.
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We're eating like shit, I've eaten candy for tua to
the dinners. I had snickers with a side of kickkat
and a side a butterfinger. Dude, I'm fucking tired of it.
It's awful. I don't run anymore. My nephew, I've been
doing a running competition with you. He texted me every morning, Hello, app,
isn't updating? I'm like, no, no, no, it's updating. I
just haven't ran. We're looking like shit. It's dark out.
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Nobody has a life anymore because we're all just huddled
in our houses. Why is nobody putting an end to this?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Why is everybody? Everybody's so miserable. Everybody's grouchy, everybody's grumpy.
No one is happy. Everybody's walking with their shoulders slumped,
looking at the ground, can't even make eye contact with you.
People aren't shaving because it's dark outside. They feel like
they gotta get in bed, and then they get in
bed and they realize it's only four thirty. They're like, well,
I've already showered, might as well.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Just go to sleep.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
And they go to sleep and they wake up and
guess what, it's still damn dark outside.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Dude. When I get home from doing this podcast, usually
there's a nice gap to do about whatever you want
to do for hours upon hours. Dude. Now when I
get home, I just go over to the light switch.
I'm like, well, better turn on the night lights. I
mean it's about to you know, the front patio lights
is about to get dark. Album.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I see the mailman. I'm like, damn, dude, you deliver
mail all night. Oh no, it's only four fifteen.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
My bathroom.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
All have a good afternoon. Have a good afternoon, man.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Laura was like, yeah, the neighbors are gonna come over
for a second. Baser. She goes, they're gonna swing by.
They gotta pick this up. And I'm like, well, they're
up awfully late, aren't they. Oh it's four.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
And I'm like, babe, I gotta hurry. I got run
in the grocertore. I gotta ge stuff for breakfast.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Night.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
I get to the grocery store and I'm like, oh,
you're open for another four hours. My bathroom sucks.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Man. Baser's like, hey, you need to go. It's twins
there or whatever. You gotta take the trash, you gotta
go get the mail and all that. I was like,
it's pitch dark out. The mail guy already came and
the trash and she goes, it's four thirty.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Oh man, you know what we need to do though, Yeah,
let's take a break. Now, let's really take a break
because I need to go out and like, cool down.
Let's take a break.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Yeah, you're back live okay. And here's what I just
wanted to say this really quick. Yeah go ahead, man,
here is why temperature matters. And this is just a
different situation in my life that maybe it can make
some sense in yours. So me and my wife have, finally,
after years, have come to the understanding it can be
sixty eight at night when we sleep. During the day,
I gotta put it to seventy everything's fine. If it
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goes to seventy two, I get pissed as fuck. I'm like, hey,
I can't take a naput at seventy two. I'm waking
up sweating. I have hot flashes. If it gets to
sixty eight during the day, She's like, hey, I'm freezing
to death. I'm in a blanket. I work from home.
I'm so that's just us, Okay. My parents come to town. Dude,
at night, they keep it at seventy two. We didn't
have a blanket. I mean, this is the difference between
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one and two degrees. Mind you, we didn't have a
blanket on, we would both wake up pissed as shit.
We're like, I couldn't sleep last night was so damn hot.
My parents, we had the temperature at seventy two. The
next day, my dad goes, you guys keep it so cold,
and we're being nice, we're being generous. I would have
loved on the weekends and put it down to sixty eight.
Usually when we're moving, Dad goes, it was so cold
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in there. I went on the patio to warm up.
He took a blanket. Our house was so cold at
seventy two that he went and slept on the patio
because he said he was freezing. It was warmer outside.
This is the day in America. The difference between one
and two degrees. Mind you, It is fifteen degrees hotter
than all that shit in this studio, and it's eighty seven.
(33:33):
So that is why there's so much animosity and so
much hangrness and hatred to hatred were dehydrated. I rest
my case. I'll hang up and listen over to you. Man.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
You know what this studio reminds me of my parents' house.
I go visit and they don't turn on the air conditioning,
and then they all to hit me up.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Like in June.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
They'll be like, I'll finally turn on the AC and
they turn it to like seven. Never it is so hot.
It is so hot and it's so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Dude. I hit lp my sister after my parents were
in town for like four days, and I go, hey,
was somebody gonna give us a heads up that mom
and dad keep it seventy four degrees inside?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
I mean they come to my house and they freeze.
Like you just said, my mom is like, I need
a blanket, and she walks around the entire time. Stop
cheering with a blanket on, dude.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
That's what it was. I go, hey, Laura, have you maser?
Have you seen my mom and dad? You was, Oh,
they're on the patio warming up because the sun came
out comes. What have we done in America? That whatever?
You get used to temperatures. I was in Cosriga for
a whole summer, and I got used to it. You
just get used to shit, that's all I know.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Your body adjusts. Yes, I mean, my parents grew up
in Chicago, they're used to being cold, but living in
Texas for the last however many years forty, they don't
like the cold anymore.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
They don't like it cold.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
They like the hot.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
And I swear to God, this will be our last
episode on the temperature. But then we go in the
hallway and there's three different people that we run into
and they all go, oh, it ain't that hot in there?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Oh? Is it?
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Is it hot there?
Speaker 2 (35:11):
We're like, go in there, it's eighty seven. Nice walk
in here and see how you feel. Oh no, no,
it can't be that hot. You want to feel my sweat?
And I offered a feel. I lifted up my shirt
and showed up my chest. I said, you want to
feel my sweat and they said.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
No, dude. And nobody believes this that it is.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Swear to God, ninety degrees in this studio, ninety breaking degrees.
It's so stupid.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Well it is gonna happen where we have three computer screens,
all brand new, we have a board, brand new TV
camera that I usually do, but I'm not doing a
video because it's so fucking hot. They're all gonna shut
down and break and then we're gonna be like we
told you, guys, it was hot in there.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
He tried to tell you. We tried to tell you,
but that's okay.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
And also engineers did phenomenal. All this stuff works beautifully.
I hit one finger and I'm recording on YouTube in
two seconds. But also when they were loading this stuff in,
not one of them thought, man, it's a little hot
in here.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
I thought the same thing. I'm like, how did they
work in here and not just be like dripping sweat
all over the electrical equipment? Like they're connecting wires and
hoses and inputs and outputs and up butts and out
butts and they're not just dripping sweat going. Man, guys,
you know what, I think we might want to turn
the air conditioning on.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Hey man, why are you in a wife beater and
you got a sweat towel around your neck? I thought
you work in a twelve story building where you're at
the penthouse view and all that. Oh no, no, man,
the shit doesn't work. It's like eighty seven degrees.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Yeah, So don't you work at a radio station. No,
we work in a garment factory over in China, you
know what I mean, where they don't believe in.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Ac Man, Hopefully they're shutting those things down because that
ain't right. They need proper wages, they need to be
properly proper hours. You don't Nobody needs to be working
a full twenty four hours. And I'll hang up and
listen on that. That needs to change.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
And we're not We're not going to talk about the
heat much anymore. We're not going to talk about the
heat anymore. We're gonna read some email else. We got
some emails from listeners. We are the sore losers at
gmail dot com. Here's one, Hello, sore losers. Longtime listener
took a break for a year. What the big fan? Hey,
thanks for taking a year off. Don't know what the
(37:15):
hell that's all about, but longtime listener took a break
for a year, going back through old pods and want
to let Ray know the girth quality is off the charts. Also,
the recent episode from Monday eleven four had me lapping
my ass off at work. Slap them in the mouth
is the funniest thing I've ever heard. I'm an accountant
and my job is boring as hell, but you guys
(37:35):
help make it better. Except for the year I took
off because I'm an idiot, and I decided not to
listen for a year. What the he didn't write all that?
Thank you for the pod whenever, whether you just gets
a shout out or not, want you to know, appreciate
you both and love what you're doing. Taylor Midledler, Taylor Midledler, dude.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
And he said, you know it becomes part of his
day of the podcast. You know how bad it is
now forty years ago. You come home, walle leave it
to beaver. You got your wife's making dinner, you got
you get the newspaper. The kids are at the table.
Everybody's sitting Chris Cross, apples, sauce, listening to each other.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Nowadays smash cut to twenty twenty four, My grandparents be
rolling over in their grave. I come home. I got
a podcast playing out loud basers in the other room.
I think she has rip friends over, Hey has he
they're here? No, just listen to a podcast. And she's like,
who's with you? I'm like nobody. Just McAfee, dude. We're
both playing podcasts, not even talking to each other, in
different rooms, living our own lives in this like fucking
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weird ass planet my life.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
My wife will sit there and watch a TV show
and listen to a podcast at the same time. Now,
I'm like, how do you do that?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
No, stop it, that doesn't happen to turn it all. No,
she won't work at our house. That does not. That
would get shut down real quick. You're allowed one audio
source in a room, so I'm allowed one TV, but
the second I'm then doing Instagram basic goes. I can
hear CWO audio sources. Turn one of those things off.
That's when it becomes annoying because they over each other.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
She'll be watching one of her shows. I don't know
what she's watching, and then she'll have one of those
ear pods in, so she'll be listening to a pod
through one ear and the TV through another. So I
don't hear the pod, but I know she's listening because
she's got the damn thing in. I'm like, how do
you pay attention to both things at one time? It
makes no damn sense.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Wait, so she's got the TV in one, the AirPod
in the other, and then none for you are the kids.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
I me and the kids are playing a game, or
I'm reading a book or taking a nap. But I mean,
I I'm gonna take a nap. She's like, I'm listening
to my pod and watch my show. I'm like, okay, coachers,
I hope you're doing well. My fiance's brother was at
the Bears Commander's game back in Washington. He's a Commander's
fan but also a nurse, and he had to be
at work early on Monday morning. He and his buddies
(39:47):
pulled Ray and left early in the fourth quarter and
missed the best inning to a Commander's game since they
beat the Cowboys in twenty twelve to clinch the NFC
East in playoff birth Does Ray still think that al
e Theor holds up even if you miss one of
the greatest moments in franchise history. Interested to hear your thoughts,
James Flowers.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
It's a risk type thing. Are you willing to take
the risk? Me? The balls game? We left early, I
believe when they were We left it was ten points.
We went home. Checked on Sports Center it was ten points,
no score change. They brought in a backup quarterback for Kentucky.
Not worth watching, but yes, that one instance of a
hail Mary touchdown end of a game that would be
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tough to then turn that on the next day and
be like, damn, we miss that.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
It's sort of like the people that left the Heat
game when they were playing the Spurs in the NBA
Championship and they left early because the Spurs were up,
and then Ray Allen hits that three and they all
tried to come back in the building, but it was
no re entry man, No re entry actually shut him down.
They actually shut him down, didn't let him back again.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Hey, you get a stamp. Guys always do that. And
if they don't let you do the stamp people, I
gotta go to the car and get diapers. You play
the parent role even if you don't have kids, and
the gate workers will feel bad for you. I've done
it at multiple concerts. Real I'm just going to the
parking lot and sucking off some locos.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Here's one. I put two K on the Dodgers in five.
Looks like I'll be putting cheese on my burgers for
a while. Thanks. Also sorry I didn't make it to
the last convention. I was in rehab. Remember for Loco
for life. Looking at making a visit to Nashville next
MLK weekend. Tell Arnold his mom said, Hi, Cat, dick
out Dickie.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
And Also, they have pulled the Heisman odds. I don't
know if something's happening in the universe, but that has
been pulled. Future that you do want to get on
right now is the President's Trophy, the team to have
the best record in hockey.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Oh hockey.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Okay, guys, the Jets are running away with it and
they're plus nine times your money. I mean, just do
that and then do a Stars one for five times
your money. You'll win one of them or the Panthers.
It'll be the Stars, the Panthers, the Rangers, or the Jets.
The Jets are worlds away from everybody, and it's nine
times your money. And they are hot. They're like ten
and one. The Preds, though, they'll heat up two.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
The parts suck man.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
We're gonna deal with them, we are.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
But what they got all these free agents, I thought
they were gonna be really good and I don't understand well.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
And also they started the season they were one of
the favorites in the division and I think.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
They're playing The Jets are twelve and one.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
That's what I'm saying, guys, So listen to this one
before Vegas hears this, and jump on it now. Wow,
and then parlay that with Paul to knockout Tyson or
it to go five rounds, because it's gonna go eight.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Now we're the Preds are four and eight and also
Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Guys, do your football futures. It's either gonna be the
Lions or the Chiefs. Maybe outside chance the Ravens Lunch
can stick to his forty nine ers. There's sports are
pretty figured out. The Celtics three times your money, guys.
I get they lost recently, but there's not a better
team out there than the Celtics. They're gonna win the East.
There's there's just easy ass futures bets right now. You
(42:49):
got to jump on them. The Heisman they pulled it Vegas.
Think something's in the water. I don't know. There's it's
a three guy race. It'll be cam Ward, it'll be
Dyan Gabriel, it'll be uh Travis Hunter. Give me cam Ward.
That's what you got. I mean, I got all three guys.
But but if cam Ward wins the Heisman, there is
a very I'm putting it right now, it's a forty
(43:11):
percent chance I win one hundred and forty thousand if
cam Ward wins the Heisman. It'll be down to the
Panthers to be the worst team and Bones Jones to
win in November, and I'll win one hundred and fifty thousand.
So right now, between thirty five and forty percent win
one hundred and forty thousand, and I retire. I'm out.
I'm out. I'll still do the pod, but i'm out.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Uh. Here's another one. Took the family to the Cowboys game,
ended up having happening in lunch Jerry took a picture
with my daughter Camilla. Best moment of the day for Jerry.
That's from jose Man. I. I don't know, Jerry Jones
took a picture with this kid. I don't know if
people still like Jerry Jones or what.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
But hey, Jerry, you got a minute love a pig?
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Hey, please keep this anonymous. I was listening to the
podcast from Friday at lunch Box was talking about how
he would drive by and see like sixty rolls of
Hey and a pasture and he was wondering what those
were for. Well, some people roll their own hey just
to use for their own cows and horses, but some
people sell it, and Hey is actually really expensive, at
least where I live in Florida. It's like one hundred
(44:11):
dollars for one roll one hundred dollars or a thousand,
one hundred dollars. People buy it for feed lots where
they feed cows to butcher and make into steak, hamburgers,
et cetera. And other people buy it for horses that
they show. So anyways, hope that helps rem Or. Please
keep this anonymous.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
If you have any more questions, just email me back. Thanks.
That is anonymous. That was from a while ago. I
just got to it raight. I'm not even to do locks.
I'm too hot. I can't I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Wow, it's affecting the locks.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
It is.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
I gave them futures bets. Oh, here's one and locks
doesn't even do the locks anymore. I get it. Listens, dude,
I get you live in Phoenix, but are you going
to update our spreadsheet? My percentage has got to be
hovering around fifteen percent.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
I mean, my locks have got to be like ninety percent.
Here's what shit I meant to email last week, bleep it.
My husband's birthday is October eighth, and I was hoping
you could give Brandon from North Dakota a birthday. Shout out,
it's his big thirtieth birthday. I'm married to an old man.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Ha ha JK.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Thanks in advance. That's from Bodacious Brook, Bodacious Brook, Happy
birthday to Brandon. Damn your old dude.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
All right, yeah, I'm trying to find our sound.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Effect okay, okay, and.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
And dang it, trying to find a fireplace sound effect.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Okay. I don't know what that's for. But all right,
we're out. I'm out. I'm sweating. Oh my god, it
is so hot. Should we do locks?
Speaker 1 (45:46):
No, we're out.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Do you think we need to do locks?
Speaker 1 (45:52):
Just give one a soft lock without yelling.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
All right, we'll take it. We'll take a break and
we'll give locks. All Right, we're back. Let me pull
up the NFL.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Oh wait, did you get the time right?
Speaker 2 (46:03):
I think so?
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Man, No you didn't.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Yeah, it's forty six oh seven? All right, yeah that's
about right right, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, let me
see NFL.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Here we go. Hey.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
I cannot wait to wake up early Sunday morning. Panthers
giants from London, yeah, no, from Germany.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
I need the Panthers to lose.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
I mean, I cannot wait for that game. That is
a must see television game. Uh damn, we got a
lot of weird games this week.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
Oh shit, what was that smoke detector's going off?
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Oh no, let's go. Oh it's so freaking hot in here.
Oh my god, we gotta go. Okay, I mean, you
got the Eagles minus seven against the Cowboys. I don't
know how the Cowboys are gonna keep up with them.
Saquon Barkley's gonna run it down their throats. Give me
the Eagles take it to the bank.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
No, guys, it's not on fire, no false alarm. Yeah,
it's just ninety in here. It's just the temperature, not
because of fire.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
And then we're gonna go to Los Angeles and the
Chargers are playing the Titans. The Titans are god awful,
got awful, and the Chargers are really freaking good. Give
me the Chargers minus seven take it to the bank.
Oh whoa San Francisco coming off of bye week, traveling
to Tampa, I mean, Baker, And then they played a
great game, an overtime game against the Chiefs. Short week
for them.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
They're worn out. They are gonna lose.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Give me the Niners minus six take it to the bank.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Uh, Perdue plus thirty seven and a half over Ohio State,
the Ohio State. That is free money, Wes Lafayette. Even
though the game's not there, it's too early of a
game for Ohio State to get rocking. I learned that
about kneeling. You want you got to get that crowd
good and raty, realdy to too early of a game,
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you're not getting rowdy. So give me Perdue plus thirty
seven and a half and.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Lock it up. All right, man, alright, let's go. It's
so hot, let's just go. And I went to ask
school before a towel.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
I told him I'm dripping sweat over here, and he
just he's like, I don't have a towel. I left
him all at home, dude.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
They said that Midday girl that when she's doing the
show or whatever.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Yeah, she does it with her top off. Oh I
didn't know that, man. Oh. Here's an old email from
Taylor Taylor Carowin.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
Like if I did the I'm dead serious if I
did this in my boxer briefs, Like, is that an
HR violation?
Speaker 2 (48:27):
I thought about it, dude, I'm telling you, I really
thought about it. I'm gonta start I'm gonna start bringing shorts,
so after the big show, I just changed into my.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Short due we change into our workout gear.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
Oh my god, I'm gonna just bring my swimsuit.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
Dude, dudu.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
I mean, it's so bad cultures. I'm sad. I knew
Mississippi State would be bad, didn't know they'd be the
worst power for a team in the country. I thought
the Saints would be bad. Then they gave me two
games of hope, and then Derek Carr turned back to
into Derek Carr. Then the Braves, who have been beat
up all year, sneak into the playoffs, and I start
talking myself into Cinderella Run and now we're out too.
Oh my gosh, I hate my life. Any book or
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theater or play or any other lifestyle crap recommendations just kidding.
A life without sports sounds like the worst life in
the world. I'll lick my wounds and talk myself into
the Saints beating some teams later on in the year,
but they just lost to Carolina. They suck. Then in
a few weeks, my grizz, oh, I love my grizz.
Want to win some money, sprinkle them. John Morant to
(49:23):
win the MVP and put forty your four oh one
k on Edley to win the the Rookie of the Year.
That's terrible being a sports fan. Maybe mental illness, but
I'm stuck with it.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
Thanks for hanging up and listening. By Taylor Carraway, Oh callaway, Yeah,
we gotta go. Let's stop it. I'm so hot.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Convention plug.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Oh, sore Loosers dot com. Guys, make sure you get
your tickets now. Sorelosers dot com. We'd love to see
you in January. It's gonna be a freaking blast and
it'll be different temperature. It's gonna be chunky sweater season. Yeah,
it'll be sweater season, and maybe in the studio be
sweat sweater season. I don't know. We gotta go, ma'am
forgot
Man, you're live.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh happy Friday, man, I know you got a big weekend.
We'll talk all about it. I got nothing going on
this weekend, so let's just start the show man.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Well, I'm not ready for it to be started. Why
I gotta log in? I wanted the listeners to hear
it live.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh you want you were gonna log in live? I
got it?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Can they hear that? Drip?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Drip?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
That's the sweat dropping off my balls Because it's so
hot in here. I've thought about taking off my pants
and sitting here in my underwear because you can't see
my underwear. I'd be under the desk. But I felt
like that may be a little too much. And I
did see a post on the Facebook page. They said
new T shirts. You're righty already, you're right already.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Damn people that turned this shit off.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
And I, honestly, god, I think that should be a
new merch. Yeah, it's a great idea. It's a great idea.
It has to be on a shirt.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
You guys, hear us complaining about the temperature of the room.
Here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
It's eighty six degrees in here.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Connor McGregor said it best if you have a street cat,
you don't ever let it sleep in satin sheets. So
for however many years, we slept in satin sheets, if
you will, and we weren't living that lumber mill, coal
minor construction worker life. We weren't. We weren't. We were
(01:18):
in these comfortable satin studios. And now we have been
given rooms that are eighty five degrees because there's a
massive clusterfuck part of my French with the air conditioning
unit and the HVAC and the heat and the cool
and the doors and the buildings and the rooms. I
haven't exactly laid out the plan in my head, but
I know that they're working on it. So with all
(01:40):
that to say, we had the satin sheets. So now
that you just can't, you can't because we become weak.
So now we are weak, and you are throwing us
in a jungle, a jungle, and we're not ready for
it's a hot jungle, r and we're not ready. We're
just a little pussy cats and they're crazy cats and
(02:02):
we're You just can't do that to a fucking house cat. Ray,
I've never heard something more well.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Put that was very intelligent. I mean, it was so
intelligent that I've taken my sweatshirt off. Ray had a
hoodie on. He goes, guys, he goes, we can't start
the pod yet. I have a tank top over there.
I'm gonna go get my tank tops and he got
the tank top on. He came back in and in
that moment, I had rolled up my pants. My pants
are above my knees. I'm and just sitting here waiting
(02:30):
to start the pod. I have sweat coming down my chest.
I'm all clammy, I'm hot, and I grew up in
the Texas heat and I'm a little bitch. Now I
go back to Texas. I'm like, oh my god, it's
so hot. How do you guys live in this weather.
I grew up in it my whole life, and I've
turned into a little bitch and now I'm in this
studio and like Ray said, I'm a little pussy cat.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You know what, I got the idea from a couple
of those because you used some words Morgan from the
Big Show the other day, because it was hot and
y'all studio dude, she took her shirt off and she
had like a sports pa. I wasn't She had like
a white wife beater.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
She had just a sports brawl bra dude.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
And I looked at Abby and I was like, Abby, like,
am I the only one seeing this? What the is
Morgan wearing? But it had gotten so hot she just
thought why not d rowe and it'll be easier. It's
post show, so there weren't artists or anybody coming in,
but I mean she was wearing one of them, trying
to send a message or what. Well, no, because she
was it would keep her from sweating. And I was like,
(03:34):
she makes a point, why not just take an article
of clothing off?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
And you thought, wow, am I the only one seeing
what she's wearing?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
But I wasn't looking?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
And I go out right and we weren't looking.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
No, I go Abby, I'm not even gonna do it
right now because it's a coworker experience right now. I said,
can you see her? And Abby goes, well, I mean
she is wearing the white tank top. I can probably
kind of see her.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh yeah, all right, And you know, you know earlier
you referenced somebody that I don't know if we should
reference right now, arnoldriger Why he's on trial for rape
right now?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
My bad?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, that's on me, I mean, it's all alleged. I
don't know what's gonna happen. He may be found not guilty,
but uh yeah, he's in the fight of his life,
is what they say.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Pat McAfee has said it best. You gotta take ownership.
You gotta say that one's on me, boys, that one's
on me.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Dot That's why you were saying that the game the
whole time. That's why when we're at the Tennessee Kentucky game,
you kept telling people when there's a false start, that's
on me, guys, that's on me, that's on us, guys,
that's on us. Because you're copying some other show here.
I am thinking you came up with that on your own.
Never mind, start the damn show. You put me in
(04:47):
a bad mood already. I mean we're four minutes and
forty eight seconds into this show and I'm already like, great,
Dot Ray's gonna do that five hundred more times.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Let's go, all right, We're gonna do it live. Arnold
is off today. He is heading to Lexington. He is
gonna go see Jelly Roll and Ali Colleen perform live
in concert, and I am going as well. But I'm
on a later bus, We're gonna do what what?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Two?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Three? Oh, it's so hot near I'm so thrown right now.
I can't hear myself. I gotta take the condom off
because it's actually messing with my head. Guys, we're gonna
do a lot. Oh the wad two so loser?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
What up?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Everybody?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give the sports facts my sports opinions because I'm
pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Y'all. Is scisarey mundo. I'm from the North. I'm an
alpha male. I live on the North side of Nashville.
During the week, I work on not Musicro anymore. It's
now in a high rise overlooking Nashville, and it's actually
as hot as the Sahara Fahiti Uhhiti uh French Polynesian
Bali uh Anguilla fire Island Abiza. It is hotter and shit,
(06:03):
that's my new intro. It is hotter than hell, the
surface of the sun. If you will lunch over to you, man.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
And it's like this, it's really simple. I mean people
that are out there being on their tractors right now
in the farmland.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Did you have an egg? Dude?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
All they're thinking is, these guys are complaining about eighty
six degrees. Have you been the cab of a tractor before?
It's one hundred and ten in there, and we don't
complain one damn bit. You guys are a bunch of softies. Yeah,
we said it. We're a bunch of pussy cats. We've
been sleeping in those satin sheets. We're used to air
conditioning at our workplace. It's unbelievable. And we would open
(06:41):
the door, but then you'd hear every Larry mow and
Dick walking by talking about their Saturday afternoon plans.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
And we ain't got no.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Time for that crap.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Hey, man, what time are you gonna take a lunch break?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I gotta record one more session then I'm gonna do
a lunch.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Man.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I love these new studios.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Listen, guys, you see the bagels in the break room. Man,
we got some good spreads.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Hey, do you have an egg? Because I'm about to
confry the thing. Man.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
We literally could put on our YouTube channel right now.
You know, when they go do it on the sidewalk,
we could do it in the studio. How long does
it take to cook an egg in the sore Loser Studio.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I talked to mckittie and he's the guy that does
shifts in here, and he said after two hours he
starts where he perspiring, and he said he has a
sweat towel that he brings in and he informed me
that he gets up to eighty seven degrees is what
he saw. So I don't know if we'd necessarily thermometer
wise if that's but he said, the whatever that thermostset
is shut off at eighty seven. It stopped taking accurate reads.
(07:41):
So it's either that or hotter.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
And do they realize that this equipment can't get that hot?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
That's what dude. If we don't say this, other people
don't learn about it. And Blunch had the best that
he goes, hey, Scooba, are they planning to have any
sort of conditioning, air cooling or anything they do like
for the big show in the side studios? And Scuba goes, no, No,
they're pretty much that's how they're gonna be.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
How is that possible?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I don't wait, that doesn't answer a question. I'm telling
you right now the studio, You're right, the equipment will
shut off.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
It is so good, I mean, I mean I don't
mean to beat a dead horse. Guys, like, I'm not
gonna spend the next forty five minutes, you know, complaining
about the heat.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
But I actually am.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I'm really gonna sit here and complain for the next
forty five minutes about how damn hot it is. Hey,
maybe it's sore loser's convention. We should bring a detour
and have everybody come in this studio so you can
understand how damn hot it is.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Well, I am in the cutoff just like Pat McAfee,
and my question is this. There's an air conditioning unit
right there, so it doesn't damn work. Okay, so that's
the issue. These things aren't working right. It's not that
the equipment heats these small rooms, because it's about the
size of your cubicle. And I know you tracked your
guys don't know what that is. It's about the double
(08:54):
size of the cap.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah, yeah, I watch out for the gopher, either, watch
out for the gopher.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
So if you're in your cab right now, just imagine
a double wide or if it's one of those where
you got the bunk bed in the back, you know,
for the old lady when she rides with you.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yeah, I got a question now about a trucker. A
trucker's life. You know, when they sleep in the truck,
does their bed lay the same way as the like
the seats, or do they point their legs towards the
back of the truck.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Well, my brother actually stayed on a log truck, which
I don't think they're as spacious as some of these
eighteen wheelers. But there's bunks, so you just sleep. It's
that's a great question, But there are bunks. You could
get to stretch out. It's not like you're sitting in
your right.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I know that you climb back there. But do they
lay just the same direction the seats go or do
they point to the back of the cab.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I think they go perpendicular, so your seats are facing
forward if you were to sleep. So they make a tee, Yeah,
they make a tea. And he said when my brother
did it on the log truck, said it was awkward.
I mean he was sleeping. If you've ever been on
one of these tour buses with bones and everybody, it's
even tighter than that. My brother said, you could like
when the guy moved, he could move him. I mean,
you're like inches away from it.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
But if you have two people bunking right well this
you know, if you have a lot lizard, you may
have someone in the truck. But I'm assuming most truckers
sleep by themselves. But I just wondered, is it perpendicular
or is it parallel to the seats up front? One
of the most stupid things that I wonder about when
I drive by a truck because I've never been in
the back of a semi and it's just one of
the things I've thought of and.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Other things I actually now that I remember. I had
a buddy. His dad was an eighteen wheeler driver. You
can't go more than a certain amount of hours, so
you're you get in trouble. So you your truck will
shut off after eight hours and you just have to
go then sleep. You got downtime. You're not allowed to
drive for twenty four straight hours. They make you yeah,
and then speed amount of miles time, and they also
(10:42):
clock your if they can tell when you're speeding. So
it's not like, hey man, I'm gonna for twenty four hours,
I'm gonna do cocaine, just random drug. I mean, it's
basically like those yellow jacket Yeah, yellow jackets at the
gas station. They're gonna do those caffeine pills. I'm gonna
drive for twenty four hours, man speeding, and I'm gonna
get to my day. Then I'll have two days off.
Doesn't work like that.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
And then I also, I know because I know Kobe
why MVP of the Sore Losers Convention twenty twenty three,
is he coming back twenty twenty four?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Sorry? Yes, he said there's a trouble with truck parking.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yes, And that's the thing is he bought a new
rig and he said it's gonna really mess up his
thing because now they'll be able to track everything. He
had one of the old rigs where they didn't have
that technology. Yet he can go park at the Walmart.
There's some lizards, you know, if you're if that, if
if you're trying to get some of them, because there
used to be.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
The flying j Yeah, but now it's not there, it
got demolished. But over there you could pick up easily
three or four lizards.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah. And then also how often do truckers piss in
a bottle all the time? Like is it once a day,
twice a day, three times a day? Because they can't
be getting off and on and off the highway to
pee because they would waste so much time of their
driving time pee.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
It's the bottle method. And the reason I'm saying this
because you just now brought that mental unbitch back to me.
I was with Baezer. It was a Saturday, and for
a second I was jealous of truck drivers cock sucking remote.
We were at Starbucks. I was excited about my day
with my wife, love watching football weather. But I saw
a truck driver. He had his ear piece in. He
(12:18):
was gonna do podcasts all day. You could tell he
had the both both the things in. They can listened
to everything. He had a bit.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
He was sweating his ass off because his cab didn't
have air condition.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
He had a big boy a water, which tells me
who the hell buys an Xcel water because it doesn't
fit in the cup holder unless you're gonna piss in it.
So he's gonna drink the water and then piss in it,
and then you know, when nobody's coming, you're dumping to
piss out the window, pissing it again. But dude, he
was about to start his day. He had his iPad
or his ear earbuds in. He was gonna have to
(12:50):
jug of water and a big old grab bag of
gas station snacks. Dude, he was about to go across
the country, listen to podcasts after podcasts and just have
him a day. And you know what he was doing.
He's fucking smiling. And I said, for a second, Baser,
I'm jealous of that truck driver because he's got his
whole day right now in front of him. And that's
pretty cool that you can just listen to podcasts and drive.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
It is pretty neat. Now my question is, though, is
it safe to drive with headphones.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
In your ears? I'm about to do it this weekend.
I just went to Knoxville, and the whole time I thought,
why did I not bring in my headphones listen to McFee.
Bazer would have been pissed. And now we're going to Lexington.
The hell if I ain't doing it, I'm bringing my
ear pods. I'm not gonna be able to hear a
chick's voice for three hours, and it's gonna be nothing
(13:37):
but NonStop McFee.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
That's all you're gonna listen to.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
No, I'll listen to I'm gonna jump around, I like
listening to chick shows, like what, I'm not gonna say it,
but we do the sometimes the Housewives they have the
most dumb ass podcast a.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Podcast they all do.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I mean they do have it.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I did, like I think Tory and Anissa do a
challenge podcast and I tried to listen to it one
time and I was like, they're ar oh, there's the
one Tamra chicks on her way out.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Guys, don't listen it's terrible. It's actually decent. Tamra Judge
is terrible on the show. She's probably about to get
aged out. But you go listen to that podcast. They're
talking about the women. They'll talk about anything that, Oh
she just did it for the show fourth Wall. They'll
be like, oh, she's only nice on the show. Yeah,
she's really poor in real life, dude. They dish it all.
It's hilarious. Sometimes secondhand I'm listening to it with Baser
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and I'm.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Like, it's okay. You don't have to say second hand
in the fact.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
And so I'll be like, it's actually decent. Because they're
talking some dirty they'll they remove the veil, they don't
give it. They won't talk about bad about Andy Warhol,
Andy Coling because it's his show, but everything else.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Wait, wait, that's his show.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah, he does all that, he created that. Yeah, that's
why he's so rich.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Had no idea. I thought he was rich from being
on TV.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
He does all those and so the yeah, and then
the Bravo cons they do similar to Sore Losers, much
bigger scale in Vegas and all the show tried Vegas.
How'd that go?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I mean it was awesome, No, it was great, but
we ended up losing a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
And and Bezer are going in three weeks. Do what
We're going to Vegas?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Baby, Now is the right time to tell you what
we're gonna be going to Vegas? Man, Thanksgiving? Really the
weekend before or after? No Thanksgiving, you're gonna you're gonna
be there on Thanksgiving Day?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah, yeah, we'll be there man. You know, you know
where those Pilgrims came when they first came to America,
went to the Las Vegas man, try to get rich. Yep,
that is the first stop they made. And that's what
we're gonna be for the Pilgrims. Cornucopia, the yams, fried turkey,
the slots, Vegas. That's nothing says Thanksgiving like Vegas.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Hey, you want to know how you know you? You
want to be thankful for your money. You want to
thank those slot machines.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
You want to slot.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
You want to thank those parlays. Where are you staying?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
That's still up in the air. We've narrated that. We
got link. We've thrown Caesars around Cosmos fifteen hundred.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Oh the Link they just sold.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Boy, is it still there? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, but it sold to some other group. I just
saw it online.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
We love that one because they got the restaurants down
there and it's on the tram track.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
The tram track is key. If you're gonna go, you
gotta stay somewhere where there's a tram stop. You don't
want to to switch hotels just to get on the tram.
The tram stop is everything and anything you could ever want.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
It has been almost two years since we've been in Vegas,
and I mean we got the itch and I've started
getting the shakes because it has been that long. Evansville Tunica,
they just didn't do it for me. They don't play
how I play. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
That's funny because I got a text from Garrett the
other day and said, Hey, looking to go to Vegas
mid November.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
What do you think dude? That's take a week away.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
And I was like, what do you mean? He was like, yeah,
the wife and I decided we're going to go.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
He said, I was in a store aisle, was in
the grocery store aisle, man, and I said, get no.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
He said, exactly what happened is he was stalking the
cereal aisle and he was putting the lucky charms on
the shelf and he was staring at the lucky charms.
He was like, you know what, I got a lucky charm.
And she's my wife. She hadn't been to Vegas in
a while. I should go to Vegas. And so I
texted her, Hey, what do you think about going to
Vegas in mid November? And she said, I love it.
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We need a weekend away. And so Garrett and his
wife right there in gb from one hib to wherever
she's working, texted her They're going to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
And he invited me.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Say you think you can make it?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
And I said, no, well you got the kids. Man.
You can't do those last second weekend trips anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I can't. It's impossible, and I have to fly someone
in here to watch my three damn kids. And my
in laws already came for a week when we went
to Iceland and when we went to Dublin.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
It was worth it though those stories, man'll never get
another Lava story like that one ever.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Just amazing. And then my dad came when we went
for iHeart, so I don't know who we would bring
in to watch the kids. So we are just kind
of screwed and we just had to pass on the opportunity.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Dude, I'm gonna be like, do I even recognize this place?
You've got drops demolished now, the table minimums are.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Probably floating under you know where you need to go
check out?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
I'll check anything out. We're gonna be there for like
four days.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
You want to know the Ellis Island. I've heard it's great,
notating it. It's off the strip, but it's supposed to
be great, cheap games, good food. Ellis Island, I've heard
it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Dude. I swear we went to uh when the Sore
Losers convention. We did, Oh did we go with the
Sore Losers or no? Was it Fremont Street. I think
they have dude. There. They had some cool stuff where
it's not Roulette, but they had animals around Roulette wheel.
If you wanted to land on a dolphin or a shark,
or they have hold on. They have games that aren't
your typical Vegas games. They have a game where there's
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a dolphin and a shark you can land on. You
know the Vegas game where they spin it in the
ones and the five. That one but a big wheel.
It's a manatee, it's a jellyfish, it's a white, great
white shark, and you're trying to land on one of those.
I think that's one where I won like seventy five bucks.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I don't like the way you got your Vegas trip
from me until right now. We didn't even inform me.
We literally just decided during the man Shoe, oh well,
let's take a break. Then I need to recover from this.
We'll be right back. I do have to say and
that computers. Computers are supposed to be smart AI. They
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know everything, they know.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
What they're doing. You gotta have the apps if you
do well.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I don't have AI. I don't have apps. I don't
have any of that.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Gemini.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Let me explain to you what happened to me. I
joined a guillotine fantasy football league and it started. It's
starting this week, and so what it is is the
low two lowest scoring teams that week are kicked out
of the league and all their players become free agents.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
One of the people have to run around the building
with their pants off.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
So I said, hey, I'll give it a try. That
sounds like fun. But they put the draft for Wednesday
night at seven forty five pm. Brutal here, it's the
problem with seven forty five pm. No, I'm not putting
to the kids the bed at that time. I usually
would be, but not that night. No, your boy had
a soccer game. It's seven. Well I told my team
seven to fifteen because I read it wrong. Game is
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really at seven fifty five. So everybody was there an
hour early. They were not happy with me, not happy
with me. But anyway, I.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Mean, we get to the big show early.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
So we freaking have the draft and I get home
and I'm like, let me check out my team. Let
me see. You know, the computer traffic for me. The
computer is smart. The computer knows what it's.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Doing, right, Dear Gemini Draft nine team.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Okay, that's cool. On the seventh overall pick, and there's
eighteen teams in the league. My first pick, ceed Lamb. Okay, great, Well,
Dak's out, So who are we gonna have throwing in
the oh?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Ay? I didn't know about Cooper Rush?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Okay, cool, we're gonna have Cooper Rush or Trey Lance.
Should be Trey Lance if the Cowboys are smart, because
they should need to find out if he's any good
and they can trade him and if he sucks, they
get a higher draft pick. But they're not trying to
win this season? Who cares?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
All right? Cool?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
We got Ceedee Lamb. Second round pick, Josh Allen running back. Okay,
Josh Allen quarterback?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Quarterback?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Right, this is the computer it and this is where
it gets awesome. The third round pick the computer drafted
for me, Isaiah Pacheco. He's hurt, he's on ir How
the hell does the computer not know? Hey, we shouldn't
draft someone that's not going to play like you're a computer.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Our AI is pretty good on our website. I know
because those people that did AI actually don't have to
do bad of teams.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
And I'm like, great, all right, cool, cool, cool. Three
rounds later, the computer drafts for me. Rashie Rice, You're screwed.
If it'sr IR.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah, you can't do that.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
So I have like three dudes on the IR on
my team when I have to score points this week.
If I'm one of the bottom two this week, I
am eliminated. So these guys that are on IR that
Rashie Rice is probably not even gonna play the rest
of the year.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
He does.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Mean no, damn good computer, Thank you for absolutely nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I need to know. Speaking of IR, Nico Collins, is
he playing, I don't know the world needs to know
because he didn't practice Wednesday. What did he do Thursday?
Are we on track? AI? I don't know, Gemini.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
It just is so frustrating that I put my money
in this league and I left it up to the computer,
and the computer gave me absolute dog shit.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
How much twenty five dollars small price to pay, but
I'm guessing the purse is big.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
It's I mean, I guess it's eighteen times twenty five
whatever that is. If you could do the math in
your head, Roque, nine hundred might be eighteen times twenty.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Five correct, four fifty.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I will take four hundred and fifty dollars. I like
four hundred and fifty dollars. I would enjoy four hundred
and fifty dollars, but with the team that I have
right now, four hundred and fifty dollars will not be mine.
And the tough thing, dude, I have one running back
on my roster that can play. Edwards Hilaire. He hadn't
played a snap all damn year.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
They're not even using him right, he hadn't.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Played a snap all year. So I have Jalen Warren,
uh Isaiah Pacheco Chiefs and Clyde Edwards Hilaire Chiefs. Yeah,
so I got two running backs that are useless, and
you have to start two running backs, So who am
I gonna start? My God, thank you computer. I thought
you're supposed to be smart.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
But also I don't get why you do a fantasy
mid season dude. Everybody's already kind of fantasied out. My
wife give up on our team two months ago, and
you're now starting one mid season post almost late season here.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
I'm doing it to get in a feel for this
guillotine thing because I think it's a fun thing and
I think I would like to participate in one next year.
Because it's pretty cool that you're not playing really against
each other, Like it's not a one on one matchup.
All you have to do is beat one person that
week and you move on. Yeah, that's pretty exciting.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Enough to throw in twenty five. I just only picking
so many guys. You got him playing on TV either
on your computer. You only need one fantasy team. You've
already got two that I know of, probably three or four.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I have like six. See, But that's the thing I do.
Try to draft the same people in every league, and
that gets you in trouble. Like when you when you
think Anthony Richardson is gonna be awesome and you draft
him on four different teams and he's absolute dog crap.
He's too tired. He's too tired. Like we're too damn hot.
But do you see us quitting the podcast?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
No, we are.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
We are perspiring, but we are persevering. Anthony Richardson, take
me out, Coach, take me out. Or when you think
Michael Pittman, Anthony Richard, Anthony Richardson and Michael Pittman's gonna
be a great, great combination all year, guess what you
fall flat on your face?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah, because I warn you about Pittman. I had him
last year and he gets six points a game. One
time he'll get you thirteen. Other than that, he's four
to six every week.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
No, this year he gets about two points a game.
He gets one catch for six yards.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Michael Pittman. I love when a new fantasy season hits
and you know the people to avoid. Michael Pittman. Jalen
w How did Waddle do this year?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Dude? Wattle has been dropped in almost every league I'm in. Really,
he has been dropped by so many people. He last
week he had I think two catches for two yards. Dude, Yeah,
now what a drop off? Like, I don't understand how
he get They cannot get him the ball.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I saw that writing on the wall.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
It's like a Marii Cooper. I finally got a Mariy
Cooper this year. I've been wanting to Mary Cooper because
all he does is make one hundred catches for one thousand,
fifteen hundred yards. Whatever he does, He's just been a
solid wide receiver. And I'm like, I have never had him,
and I drafted him in like four different leagues and
I'm like, yeah, jack pot, he sucks and it's not
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his fault. He was on the Browns when Deshaun Watson
was there. He couldn't throw on the ball. Then he
goes to Buffalo and I don't play him. The week
he gets there and he gets like eighty sixty yards
and a touchdown, So I play him the next week
he gets one catch for four yards.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Great.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
This last week he was out injured, so I don't
even know if he's playing this week. But I finally
get a Marik Cooper, I get Michael Pittman, I get
Anthony Richardson. So you can tell how I'm doing in
fantasy by the people I'm naming, they've all been dog crap.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Can we take a break? Why I gotta talk about
this time change?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
What time change?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
The fucking one we've been dealing with the last three days?
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Oh? Okay, do you want to take a break already
or do you just want to talk about it?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Man?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
So you know how we switched our clocks?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
And he gets dark early?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Yeah, like four fifteen.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I have always been guy that loves the dark early
to go to sleep. Dude. It's fucking terrible. Every damn
day I wake up from my nap and the sun's
going down and I'm like, well, screw golfing. I'm not
gonna go chip. I've been chipping. Bro, I'm not gonna
go outside and water the trees. It's like dark. I'm
not gonna go for a run. It's dark. Oh, I
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guess I'll just lay in bed and go to bed. Dude,
I've been a homeless person and since the time change,
because it's dark out, I'm not gonna go start something
right now. It's nighttime, but it's four thirty.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
It's like my kids, Man, they get a snack and
then we're sitting there, like can we go to the
park And I look at the clock. I'm like no, man,
it's gonna be dark in fifteen minutes. Don't have time
to go to the park. They're like, Dad, but what
if we ride bikes. I'm like, no, we can't ride
bikes in the dark to the park. And once we
get to the park, it's dark. You can't see. You're
gonna be falling off the damn ladders. So it ruins everything.
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You can't do anything outside. And if you want to
go play golf, I mean, I haven't played golf in
a month and a half. I don't know what the hell.
My problem is I need to just go. But if
you don't go to golf, if you're not at the
golf course by eleven thirty, you can't play golf. You
can't play a full eighteen because it's gonna get damn dark.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Dude, you gotta come to the country, man.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
But what I was saying, the hell, am I gonna
get to the country?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I know, but I feel like they can. They're wide open,
you can rock it there. But my thing is this,
I because of the time change in the weather, Dude.
It was raining and dark the other night. Baser goes,
do you want to go get us some I'm like,
it's raining, it's all cold, it's night. It's like dark out.
All because of the damn time change. I'm sitting there
eating clam chowder at four thirty on a Tuesday, whereas before, Dude,
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I've been going and getting a burger. I'm living the life.
I'm on my back patio say, and this is a
beautiful life in the country. Because of all that, I'm
eating lobster bisk at four forty five. I'm like, that's
the worst damn dinner I've ever had in my life. Man.
Because of the time change. I was too scared to
go out and hunt and gather for better food. My
wife the other day, she's like, I'm so sorry, I'm
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so sorry.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
I'm sorry. Dinner so late. I'm sorry, dinner so late.
And she goes, I'm gonna I'm almost done. I'm almost done.
She finishes. She goes, oh, it's only four fifty five.
She says, I really thought it was seven o'clock. I'm
so sorry. And I was like no, and she goes, oh,
I'm not tying. This is not bad. We can eat now.
She's so, we're eating dinner, you know, it's like dark,
(28:55):
and my kids are like that it's time for bed.
It's dark outside. I'm like, no, no, guys, it's only
fourth th dad. We know when it's dark outside, we're
supposed to get ready for bed. I said, nigga, yeah,
but there's this thing, and they're like, but what's time change?
And you try to explain it to a six year old,
a four year old and a three year old and
they have no idea what you're talking about. They're right, Dad,
I just know it's dark outside, so I'll go brush
my teeth and they'll go brush their teeth. I'm like, no, no, guys,
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we can stay up. We can like play like outside. Well,
it's kind of hard to play outside because it's dark.
I don't know what the hell all we're gonna see,
but we can run around outside and then we go outside,
and thirty seconds later, the three year old trips over
a hole and it's like, all right, let's go back
inside and we'll do something inside. It's awful, dude.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
All the times before i'd go run, I can go
rock a run in like five minutes and it's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Now it's dark and I'm like, screw it. Next thing
you know, it's been five days and I haven't ran.
I'm like, I feel like absolute dog shit. You know what.
I don't care that I go to bed early. I
have blackout curtains. Guys. We're in a world now where
they can black your bedrooms out and you don't have
to go to sleep with the sun out. Usually the
sun is out and I'm in bed, but I don't
know that I'm out. Sun's out, I'm out. So let
me just say this, dude. It is making Americans lazy.
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We're eating like shit, I've eaten candy for tua to
the dinners. I had snickers with a side of kickkat
and a side a butterfinger. Dude, I'm fucking tired of it.
It's awful. I don't run anymore. My nephew, I've been
doing a running competition with you. He texted me every morning, Hello, app,
isn't updating? I'm like, no, no, no, it's updating. I
just haven't ran. We're looking like shit. It's dark out.
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Nobody has a life anymore because we're all just huddled
in our houses. Why is nobody putting an end to this?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Why is everybody? Everybody's so miserable. Everybody's grouchy, everybody's grumpy.
No one is happy. Everybody's walking with their shoulders slumped,
looking at the ground, can't even make eye contact with you.
People aren't shaving because it's dark outside. They feel like
they gotta get in bed, and then they get in
bed and they realize it's only four thirty. They're like, well,
I've already showered, might as well.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Just go to sleep.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
And they go to sleep and they wake up and
guess what, it's still damn dark outside.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Dude. When I get home from doing this podcast, usually
there's a nice gap to do about whatever you want
to do for hours upon hours. Dude. Now when I
get home, I just go over to the light switch.
I'm like, well, better turn on the night lights. I
mean it's about to you know, the front patio lights
is about to get dark. Album.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I see the mailman. I'm like, damn, dude, you deliver
mail all night. Oh no, it's only four fifteen.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
My bathroom.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
All have a good afternoon. Have a good afternoon, man.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Laura was like, yeah, the neighbors are gonna come over
for a second. Baser. She goes, they're gonna swing by.
They gotta pick this up. And I'm like, well, they're
up awfully late, aren't they. Oh it's four.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
And I'm like, babe, I gotta hurry. I got run
in the grocertore. I gotta ge stuff for breakfast.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Night.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
I get to the grocery store and I'm like, oh,
you're open for another four hours. My bathroom sucks.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Man. Baser's like, hey, you need to go. It's twins
there or whatever. You gotta take the trash, you gotta
go get the mail and all that. I was like,
it's pitch dark out. The mail guy already came and
the trash and she goes, it's four thirty.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Oh man, you know what we need to do though, Yeah,
let's take a break. Now, let's really take a break
because I need to go out and like, cool down.
Let's take a break.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Yeah, you're back live okay. And here's what I just
wanted to say this really quick. Yeah go ahead, man,
here is why temperature matters. And this is just a
different situation in my life that maybe it can make
some sense in yours. So me and my wife have, finally,
after years, have come to the understanding it can be
sixty eight at night when we sleep. During the day,
I gotta put it to seventy everything's fine. If it
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goes to seventy two, I get pissed as fuck. I'm like, hey,
I can't take a naput at seventy two. I'm waking
up sweating. I have hot flashes. If it gets to
sixty eight during the day, She's like, hey, I'm freezing
to death. I'm in a blanket. I work from home.
I'm so that's just us, Okay. My parents come to town. Dude,
at night, they keep it at seventy two. We didn't
have a blanket. I mean, this is the difference between
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one and two degrees. Mind you, we didn't have a
blanket on, we would both wake up pissed as shit.
We're like, I couldn't sleep last night was so damn hot.
My parents, we had the temperature at seventy two. The
next day, my dad goes, you guys keep it so cold,
and we're being nice, we're being generous. I would have
loved on the weekends and put it down to sixty eight.
Usually when we're moving, Dad goes, it was so cold
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in there. I went on the patio to warm up.
He took a blanket. Our house was so cold at
seventy two that he went and slept on the patio
because he said he was freezing. It was warmer outside.
This is the day in America. The difference between one
and two degrees. Mind you, It is fifteen degrees hotter
than all that shit in this studio, and it's eighty seven.
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So that is why there's so much animosity and so
much hangrness and hatred to hatred were dehydrated. I rest
my case. I'll hang up and listen over to you. Man.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
You know what this studio reminds me of my parents' house.
I go visit and they don't turn on the air conditioning,
and then they all to hit me up.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Like in June.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
They'll be like, I'll finally turn on the AC and
they turn it to like seven. Never it is so hot.
It is so hot and it's so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Dude. I hit lp my sister after my parents were
in town for like four days, and I go, hey,
was somebody gonna give us a heads up that mom
and dad keep it seventy four degrees inside?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
I mean they come to my house and they freeze.
Like you just said, my mom is like, I need
a blanket, and she walks around the entire time. Stop
cheering with a blanket on, dude.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
That's what it was. I go, hey, Laura, have you maser?
Have you seen my mom and dad? You was, Oh,
they're on the patio warming up because the sun came
out comes. What have we done in America? That whatever?
You get used to temperatures. I was in Cosriga for
a whole summer, and I got used to it. You
just get used to shit, that's all I know.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Your body adjusts. Yes, I mean, my parents grew up
in Chicago, they're used to being cold, but living in
Texas for the last however many years forty, they don't
like the cold anymore.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
They don't like it cold.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
They like the hot.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
And I swear to God, this will be our last
episode on the temperature. But then we go in the
hallway and there's three different people that we run into
and they all go, oh, it ain't that hot in there?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Oh? Is it?
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Is it hot there?
Speaker 2 (35:11):
We're like, go in there, it's eighty seven. Nice walk
in here and see how you feel. Oh no, no,
it can't be that hot. You want to feel my sweat?
And I offered a feel. I lifted up my shirt
and showed up my chest. I said, you want to
feel my sweat and they said.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
No, dude. And nobody believes this that it is.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Swear to God, ninety degrees in this studio, ninety breaking degrees.
It's so stupid.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Well it is gonna happen where we have three computer screens,
all brand new, we have a board, brand new TV
camera that I usually do, but I'm not doing a
video because it's so fucking hot. They're all gonna shut
down and break and then we're gonna be like we
told you, guys, it was hot in there.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
He tried to tell you. We tried to tell you,
but that's okay.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
And also engineers did phenomenal. All this stuff works beautifully.
I hit one finger and I'm recording on YouTube in
two seconds. But also when they were loading this stuff in,
not one of them thought, man, it's a little hot
in here.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
I thought the same thing. I'm like, how did they
work in here and not just be like dripping sweat
all over the electrical equipment? Like they're connecting wires and
hoses and inputs and outputs and up butts and out
butts and they're not just dripping sweat going. Man, guys,
you know what, I think we might want to turn
the air conditioning on.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Hey man, why are you in a wife beater and
you got a sweat towel around your neck? I thought
you work in a twelve story building where you're at
the penthouse view and all that. Oh no, no, man,
the shit doesn't work. It's like eighty seven degrees.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Yeah, So don't you work at a radio station. No,
we work in a garment factory over in China, you
know what I mean, where they don't believe in.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Ac Man, Hopefully they're shutting those things down because that
ain't right. They need proper wages, they need to be
properly proper hours. You don't Nobody needs to be working
a full twenty four hours. And I'll hang up and
listen on that. That needs to change.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
And we're not We're not going to talk about the
heat much anymore. We're not going to talk about the
heat anymore. We're gonna read some email else. We got
some emails from listeners. We are the sore losers at
gmail dot com. Here's one, Hello, sore losers. Longtime listener
took a break for a year. What the big fan? Hey,
thanks for taking a year off. Don't know what the
(37:15):
hell that's all about, but longtime listener took a break
for a year, going back through old pods and want
to let Ray know the girth quality is off the charts. Also,
the recent episode from Monday eleven four had me lapping
my ass off at work. Slap them in the mouth
is the funniest thing I've ever heard. I'm an accountant
and my job is boring as hell, but you guys
(37:35):
help make it better. Except for the year I took
off because I'm an idiot, and I decided not to
listen for a year. What the he didn't write all that?
Thank you for the pod whenever, whether you just gets
a shout out or not, want you to know, appreciate
you both and love what you're doing. Taylor Midledler, Taylor Midledler, dude.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
And he said, you know it becomes part of his
day of the podcast. You know how bad it is
now forty years ago. You come home, walle leave it
to beaver. You got your wife's making dinner, you got
you get the newspaper. The kids are at the table.
Everybody's sitting Chris Cross, apples, sauce, listening to each other.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Nowadays smash cut to twenty twenty four, My grandparents be
rolling over in their grave. I come home. I got
a podcast playing out loud basers in the other room.
I think she has rip friends over, Hey has he
they're here? No, just listen to a podcast. And she's like,
who's with you? I'm like nobody. Just McAfee, dude. We're
both playing podcasts, not even talking to each other, in
different rooms, living our own lives in this like fucking
(38:32):
weird ass planet my life.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
My wife will sit there and watch a TV show
and listen to a podcast at the same time. Now,
I'm like, how do you do that?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
No, stop it, that doesn't happen to turn it all. No,
she won't work at our house. That does not. That
would get shut down real quick. You're allowed one audio
source in a room, so I'm allowed one TV, but
the second I'm then doing Instagram basic goes. I can
hear CWO audio sources. Turn one of those things off.
That's when it becomes annoying because they over each other.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
She'll be watching one of her shows. I don't know
what she's watching, and then she'll have one of those
ear pods in, so she'll be listening to a pod
through one ear and the TV through another. So I
don't hear the pod, but I know she's listening because
she's got the damn thing in. I'm like, how do
you pay attention to both things at one time? It
makes no damn sense.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Wait, so she's got the TV in one, the AirPod
in the other, and then none for you are the kids.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
I me and the kids are playing a game, or
I'm reading a book or taking a nap. But I mean,
I I'm gonna take a nap. She's like, I'm listening
to my pod and watch my show. I'm like, okay, coachers,
I hope you're doing well. My fiance's brother was at
the Bears Commander's game back in Washington. He's a Commander's
fan but also a nurse, and he had to be
at work early on Monday morning. He and his buddies
(39:47):
pulled Ray and left early in the fourth quarter and
missed the best inning to a Commander's game since they
beat the Cowboys in twenty twelve to clinch the NFC
East in playoff birth Does Ray still think that al
e Theor holds up even if you miss one of
the greatest moments in franchise history. Interested to hear your thoughts,
James Flowers.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
It's a risk type thing. Are you willing to take
the risk? Me? The balls game? We left early, I
believe when they were We left it was ten points.
We went home. Checked on Sports Center it was ten points,
no score change. They brought in a backup quarterback for Kentucky.
Not worth watching, but yes, that one instance of a
hail Mary touchdown end of a game that would be
(40:28):
tough to then turn that on the next day and
be like, damn, we miss that.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
It's sort of like the people that left the Heat
game when they were playing the Spurs in the NBA
Championship and they left early because the Spurs were up,
and then Ray Allen hits that three and they all
tried to come back in the building, but it was
no re entry man, No re entry actually shut him down.
They actually shut him down, didn't let him back again.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Hey, you get a stamp. Guys always do that. And
if they don't let you do the stamp people, I
gotta go to the car and get diapers. You play
the parent role even if you don't have kids, and
the gate workers will feel bad for you. I've done
it at multiple concerts. Real I'm just going to the
parking lot and sucking off some locos.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Here's one. I put two K on the Dodgers in five.
Looks like I'll be putting cheese on my burgers for
a while. Thanks. Also sorry I didn't make it to
the last convention. I was in rehab. Remember for Loco
for life. Looking at making a visit to Nashville next
MLK weekend. Tell Arnold his mom said, Hi, Cat, dick
out Dickie.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
And Also, they have pulled the Heisman odds. I don't
know if something's happening in the universe, but that has
been pulled. Future that you do want to get on
right now is the President's Trophy, the team to have
the best record in hockey.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Oh hockey.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Okay, guys, the Jets are running away with it and
they're plus nine times your money. I mean, just do
that and then do a Stars one for five times
your money. You'll win one of them or the Panthers.
It'll be the Stars, the Panthers, the Rangers, or the Jets.
The Jets are worlds away from everybody, and it's nine
times your money. And they are hot. They're like ten
and one. The Preds, though, they'll heat up two.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
The parts suck man.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
We're gonna deal with them, we are.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
But what they got all these free agents, I thought
they were gonna be really good and I don't understand well.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
And also they started the season they were one of
the favorites in the division and I think.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
They're playing The Jets are twelve and one.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
That's what I'm saying, guys, So listen to this one
before Vegas hears this, and jump on it now. Wow,
and then parlay that with Paul to knockout Tyson or
it to go five rounds, because it's gonna go eight.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Now we're the Preds are four and eight and also
Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Guys, do your football futures. It's either gonna be the
Lions or the Chiefs. Maybe outside chance the Ravens Lunch
can stick to his forty nine ers. There's sports are
pretty figured out. The Celtics three times your money, guys.
I get they lost recently, but there's not a better
team out there than the Celtics. They're gonna win the East.
There's there's just easy ass futures bets right now. You
(42:49):
got to jump on them. The Heisman they pulled it Vegas.
Think something's in the water. I don't know. There's it's
a three guy race. It'll be cam Ward, it'll be
Dyan Gabriel, it'll be uh Travis Hunter. Give me cam Ward.
That's what you got. I mean, I got all three guys.
But but if cam Ward wins the Heisman, there is
a very I'm putting it right now, it's a forty
(43:11):
percent chance I win one hundred and forty thousand if
cam Ward wins the Heisman. It'll be down to the
Panthers to be the worst team and Bones Jones to
win in November, and I'll win one hundred and fifty thousand.
So right now, between thirty five and forty percent win
one hundred and forty thousand, and I retire. I'm out.
I'm out. I'll still do the pod, but i'm out.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Uh. Here's another one. Took the family to the Cowboys game,
ended up having happening in lunch Jerry took a picture
with my daughter Camilla. Best moment of the day for Jerry.
That's from jose Man. I. I don't know, Jerry Jones
took a picture with this kid. I don't know if
people still like Jerry Jones or what.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
But hey, Jerry, you got a minute love a pig?
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Hey, please keep this anonymous. I was listening to the
podcast from Friday at lunch Box was talking about how
he would drive by and see like sixty rolls of
Hey and a pasture and he was wondering what those
were for. Well, some people roll their own hey just
to use for their own cows and horses, but some
people sell it, and Hey is actually really expensive, at
least where I live in Florida. It's like one hundred
(44:11):
dollars for one roll one hundred dollars or a thousand,
one hundred dollars. People buy it for feed lots where
they feed cows to butcher and make into steak, hamburgers,
et cetera. And other people buy it for horses that
they show. So anyways, hope that helps rem Or. Please
keep this anonymous.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
If you have any more questions, just email me back. Thanks.
That is anonymous. That was from a while ago. I
just got to it raight. I'm not even to do locks.
I'm too hot. I can't I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Wow, it's affecting the locks.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
It is.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
I gave them futures bets. Oh, here's one and locks
doesn't even do the locks anymore. I get it. Listens, dude,
I get you live in Phoenix, but are you going
to update our spreadsheet? My percentage has got to be
hovering around fifteen percent.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
I mean, my locks have got to be like ninety percent.
Here's what shit I meant to email last week, bleep it.
My husband's birthday is October eighth, and I was hoping
you could give Brandon from North Dakota a birthday. Shout out,
it's his big thirtieth birthday. I'm married to an old man.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Ha ha JK.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Thanks in advance. That's from Bodacious Brook, Bodacious Brook, Happy
birthday to Brandon. Damn your old dude.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
All right, yeah, I'm trying to find our sound.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Effect okay, okay, and.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
And dang it, trying to find a fireplace sound effect.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Okay. I don't know what that's for. But all right,
we're out. I'm out. I'm sweating. Oh my god, it
is so hot. Should we do locks?
Speaker 1 (45:46):
No, we're out.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Do you think we need to do locks?
Speaker 1 (45:52):
Just give one a soft lock without yelling.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
All right, we'll take it. We'll take a break and
we'll give locks. All Right, we're back. Let me pull
up the NFL.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Oh wait, did you get the time right?
Speaker 2 (46:03):
I think so?
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Man, No you didn't.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Yeah, it's forty six oh seven? All right, yeah that's
about right right, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, let me
see NFL.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Here we go. Hey.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
I cannot wait to wake up early Sunday morning. Panthers
giants from London, yeah, no, from Germany.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
I need the Panthers to lose.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
I mean, I cannot wait for that game. That is
a must see television game. Uh damn, we got a
lot of weird games this week.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
Oh shit, what was that smoke detector's going off?
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Oh no, let's go. Oh it's so freaking hot in here.
Oh my god, we gotta go. Okay, I mean, you
got the Eagles minus seven against the Cowboys. I don't
know how the Cowboys are gonna keep up with them.
Saquon Barkley's gonna run it down their throats. Give me
the Eagles take it to the bank.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
No, guys, it's not on fire, no false alarm. Yeah,
it's just ninety in here. It's just the temperature, not
because of fire.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
And then we're gonna go to Los Angeles and the
Chargers are playing the Titans. The Titans are god awful,
got awful, and the Chargers are really freaking good. Give
me the Chargers minus seven take it to the bank.
Oh whoa San Francisco coming off of bye week, traveling
to Tampa, I mean, Baker, And then they played a
great game, an overtime game against the Chiefs. Short week
for them.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
They're worn out. They are gonna lose.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Give me the Niners minus six take it to the bank.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Uh, Perdue plus thirty seven and a half over Ohio State,
the Ohio State. That is free money, Wes Lafayette. Even
though the game's not there, it's too early of a
game for Ohio State to get rocking. I learned that
about kneeling. You want you got to get that crowd
good and raty, realdy to too early of a game,
(47:47):
you're not getting rowdy. So give me Perdue plus thirty
seven and a half and.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Lock it up. All right, man, alright, let's go. It's
so hot, let's just go. And I went to ask
school before a towel.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
I told him I'm dripping sweat over here, and he
just he's like, I don't have a towel. I left
him all at home, dude.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
They said that Midday girl that when she's doing the
show or whatever.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Yeah, she does it with her top off. Oh I
didn't know that, man. Oh. Here's an old email from
Taylor Taylor Carowin.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
Like if I did the I'm dead serious if I
did this in my boxer briefs, Like, is that an
HR violation?
Speaker 2 (48:27):
I thought about it, dude, I'm telling you, I really
thought about it. I'm gonta start I'm gonna start bringing shorts,
so after the big show, I just changed into my.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Short due we change into our workout gear.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
Oh my god, I'm gonna just bring my swimsuit.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
Dude, dudu.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
I mean, it's so bad cultures. I'm sad. I knew
Mississippi State would be bad, didn't know they'd be the
worst power for a team in the country. I thought
the Saints would be bad. Then they gave me two
games of hope, and then Derek Carr turned back to
into Derek Carr. Then the Braves, who have been beat
up all year, sneak into the playoffs, and I start
talking myself into Cinderella Run and now we're out too.
Oh my gosh, I hate my life. Any book or
(49:02):
theater or play or any other lifestyle crap recommendations just kidding.
A life without sports sounds like the worst life in
the world. I'll lick my wounds and talk myself into
the Saints beating some teams later on in the year,
but they just lost to Carolina. They suck. Then in
a few weeks, my grizz, oh, I love my grizz.
Want to win some money, sprinkle them. John Morant to
(49:23):
win the MVP and put forty your four oh one
k on Edley to win the the Rookie of the Year.
That's terrible being a sports fan. Maybe mental illness, but
I'm stuck with it.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
Thanks for hanging up and listening. By Taylor Carraway, Oh callaway, Yeah,
we gotta go. Let's stop it. I'm so hot.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Convention plug.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Oh, sore Loosers dot com. Guys, make sure you get
your tickets now. Sorelosers dot com. We'd love to see
you in January. It's gonna be a freaking blast and
it'll be different temperature. It's gonna be chunky sweater season. Yeah,
it'll be sweater season, and maybe in the studio be
sweat sweater season. I don't know. We gotta go, ma'am
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