Ray Adopts A Pet Skunk

In this episode Ray talks about his new pet Skunk and what they do every night out in the country together. Plus new crops are popping up so we try to get to the bottom of what is growing out on the farms this late in the fall. Ray and Lunchbox let something happen under their watch on The Sore Losers Facebook page and now they have to decide what should happen next. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Check. Now I'm on. I'm good. Mm hmm, let's go. Hey, Arnold,
tell your girlfriend thank you for letting use our headphones.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'm getting better. Oh, I'm glad. Dude.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
You're you're past the contagious stage, right.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I think it's long form covid.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Oh no, not long covid. Oh hear that? Yeah, I
hear that. You don't hear it?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
I don't hear me? Now do you hear me? Do
you hear me? Yo? Yo? There we go? Yo. That
was just really loud, right, But I think the internet
was connected and somebody got an email. Oh really, I
didn't hear that. I hear everything. Dude. All right, we're
a fish piss under a waterfall.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Damn, that's pretty good. I didn't know you had that
good at hearing. You know what my kids like to do.
My kids like to go dad. Guess what I'm saying
when they make a little noise. I'm like, I have
no damn idea. I'm like, your dad's the best. They're like, no,
I said, can we go outside? How did you not
get that, dad, Mike? Because you went. I mean that's

(01:12):
all you.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Did, dude. You got to play a trick on him.
And have your phone near their face so you can
record it and say, Okay, I can think this is
me being the dad that I'm never gonna be. So
then I would go in another you will be a
dad right to the twenty three eggs. So I'm gonna
then say, hey, kids, I'm gonna go in the other
room and I can figure it out. I just need

(01:33):
a whole room to myself and I'll figure out what
you said. But you recorded what he said, and then
you just try and boost it or you send it
to me real quick and I boost the volume kind
of like that. Hey, Ray, it's Saturday. Can you head
to the studio and uh tell me what my kid said? Nah?
Man me and aren't on a hammer on Broadway? Let's
get red it. I'm like, is this mother Curt serious

(01:57):
right now? He wants me to boost audio of his
kid whispering what the well? It was your idea, right.
If I was at the studio, I could do it,
I know.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
But I'm just saying I would text you and be like, dude,
you said this was your idea.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Right, But do they ever do it in the early
morning hours, like from midnight until five am? I could
boost it anytime then for you.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
No, not usually they're usually a sleep at that time.
But thank you for your offer. I really appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Amy's on the patio doing a facetide. Oh in ai world. Wait,
this world is too much for She was talking to
her phone with big person expressions. I meant, Tua is
dating a plumber.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I mean, come on, cool, she's dating a plumber from
her hometown.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I'm like, Arnold, did you get tested? Yeah, that's not funny.
Wait what that's not funny?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Arnold? I thought you said you had COVID.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Did you get your second booster? Okay, let's go Arnold,
you get a Pfizer or moderna YadA? Was there another one?
Was it one of those two? How those are only two?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
I remember, dude, remember.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
When we used to have the cards. We had the
cards the show we were vaccinated, man, and you even
had to prove that you got the booster.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
That's right, and you were so concerned about it.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
I got it laminated, and people like Antonio Brown were
faking it.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
They were faking it. But I literally went to the
office depot or whatever and had them laminate my freaking
vaccination card, because that's what they were saying to do.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
They're like, get it laminated so it doesn't get messed up.
Get it laminated so it doesn't smudge. Get it laminated
so it doesn't rip.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
And I was like, hey, honey, we gotta go. We
have to get this laminated. Golly, we were idiot, dude.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
We went to.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Aruba with a laminated card.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Now with the car. But if I would have got COVID,
I wouldn't have been able to come back to America
multiple times. Billy's wedding wouldn't've been able to come back
into the States.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
A rubibleak in Mexico, just like Billy's marriage American didn't last.
It's oh so sorry.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
And then how is Billy. He's doing awesome. I hope
to see him soon. Good, he can't. He's not doing
a lot. I mean they're still doing the proceedings, so
he's chilling. Okay, you got it. It's like a sixty
day grace period. Oh really, Yeah? Where they Texas doesn't
allow you to get a divorce. You got to figure
things out for two months.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Oh you got a cool down just case, maybe cooler
heads prevail and you find the love the romance again
and you get back together.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
So it's not like Boom, I hate you, Boom, you suck. Ah,
you're dad in bed. And then I didn't mean when
I said, can we get back together? That eliminates that
because a lot of people, you know, the alcohol wears off,
change your mind, got it? That makes sense? That makes sense. Yeah,
it's Texas, dude. You know people like their brown alcohol.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, and they like the brown women.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Ray, I always got the craziest on the brown alcohol.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
I don't really remember. I don't know which one I
got the craziest on.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, Dodd told me he wasn't allowed to do the
brown anymore.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Really, wife cut him off or he just decided himself.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Dude. Sometimes the different types of alcohol, like, I think
I'm good on all of them, but yeah, somebody will
figure out. Ah, tequila I'm crazy, you know.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
You know, Yeah, whiskey makes me violent, Vodka makes me sad,
Seltzers make me sissy.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
The vodkas will go the sad route. The tequila is
usually an upper, and then the browns sometimes make you
just go batshit crazy. Yeah, that's why I stick to seltzers.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh so you like to me sissy?

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Alright, you just started, man, I'm gonna do my intro.
We're gonna do a lot. Arnold you there, all right,
say your thing? All right? We oh the one too?

Speaker 1 (05:59):
So what up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the
most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts,
my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
A sports genius, y'all. It says that I'm from the north.
I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side
of Nashville. Broadway girl took her to the country. We
got two point two acres, just got it surveyed and
estimated that thing's a crewing money every single damn day.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Man.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
I might be able to retire pretty soon. Actually, I
don't know. I don't even think I can really sell
it because my house is on it, so I don't.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
But you probably could sell it, just like that plot
of land. You just wouldn't be able to walk on it.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
And speaking of land, thank you for taking me on
my next topic. You said they're done in the fall,
they're growing something. Please text in call us hit us
on the Facebook page.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Guys, we are the sore losers at gmail dot com.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
It looks like it's not squash. It's very leafy. It's
a green So I'm not saying it's lettuce, or maybe
it's cabbage, maybe it's spinach. Maybe there's a beat on
the end of that. But I'm telling you it is
these guys who've got bushels and it's just green stuff
slapping them in the face. It is again, crops is
in his back. I thought pumpkins ended it, dude. I'm

(07:07):
telling you it is year round. They have to make
money and it's this weird plant. I wanted to stop
and yell it out the window. But cars, dude, they hummed.
Now on these country roads are going sixty miles an hour,
these damn kids and their family vehicles. What about leaks?
Is that a thing? What's thatp I don't know, I've
heard it. I thought that was a leaf. I don't know, man,
I mean I learned from my dad. There was the

(07:28):
beans that they would grow, and then there's the pumpkins,
which I saw with my own eyes. Blueberries, for sure,
they grow blueberries.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, I've never seen a blueberry bush.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Dude. People were pulling off the side of the road
and doing it. That's when you start calling the cops.
Oh you have to Yeah, what about blackberries they do those?
What about raspberries those? It's all the berries. They're gonna
do it all strawberries Mmm yeah, I mean my neighbor
can do. She was able to do tomatoes and strawberries,
so you'd almost think then the crops would do it.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Coach, I do tomatoes.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Coach, I didn't know you were a sharecropper.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
I mean, I hate to break the news to you, dude,
but I am a tomato grower. I mean, let me
tell you, we got tomatoes out our ass. Dude, I've
never seen so many damn tomatoes in my life. And
not only do we do tomatoes thanks to our tomatoes,
our neighbor now has tomatoes because a bird must have
taken some tomato seeds and dropped them into her in

(08:25):
our neighbor's yard, and they now have tomato plants growing
in their yard.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Not to sound any more country than we already do.
Do you want to talk about an animal that actually
isn't a bad animal and it just gets a horrible
rap by the media and woke mob goes. Actually a
great animal, let me hear it, A skunk, explain, dude.
So we have a skunk that comes to our house
every night. It doesn't spray, but it's been taking shits
all over our yard. And so at first I go,
is the cap beIN sneaking out and taking a shit?

(08:52):
It isn't. It's a house cat. Okay, it's got the
satin sheets. So I go looking at it. I'm not
like investigating, but I noticed it's not a dog's crap
a bird. It's something different. It's not you know, so
is it a mink? Is it a rat? Is it
a varmint? Is it a bush hog? Is it a
so then we just started war dog. We're on the lookout, okay.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah, binoculars now that's it comes all the way in.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Oh. So we're sitting on the couch, dude, and I
see this thing, just a big old fluffy piece of
black fluff and it's got and it's just fluffing around.
It looked like a huge ass cat, small dog. And
I go outside, dude, and it's a damn skunk. And
why would you go outside, dude? Hold on, you don't
want to get sprayed. Bro, It's not spraying, yeah right now,

(09:37):
it's not. Okay, So the night one I just go
sure throwing stuff at it. Kind of it goes, dude,
it comes back the next night and the next to
the point that he got a name skunk. All the
other times i'd be like, hey, get out of here,
you're just chill. Chill. I'll be like, hey, skunk out here.
Damn thing would leave right when I'd say skunk. It

(09:58):
goes by its name. No, it's a skunk. That's cool.
So every time I'm like, hey, skunk, get out of here.
It's never sprayed our house. It just takes it shits.
It eats the bird's food. That's what it is.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
You have a bird feeder, dude, And you have a
bird feeder, dude.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
They are so fat and you just want to go
up and squeeze them. It's not like a bad stink. No.
I mean, I don't smell any of it. I've investigated me.
It takes shits, but I'm dude, it is just so cute.
And I keep telling Beazer, I go, I keep getting
closer to it. What if I actually bet this skunk?
And dude, you would never believe it with your own

(10:34):
twoed eyes. It is fat and just the fluffiest piece
of fat you've ever seen. All you want to do
is just streak the shut out of it.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Would you say it's an obese skunk? It's probably not
the normal size. It's probably like, you know, one of
those women down in San Antonio, as Charles Barkle always says.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Cheese, don't damn work have seen those women are ain't
nothing but big women San Antonio.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
If you haven't seen Charles Barkley say it, look it up,
absolutely hilarious clip. Now my question is is it over eating?
Because it comes back to your bird feeder every single night.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Maybe, and it doesn't sprint, so it almost looks like
it's a fat running back. It looks like Jerome Bettis.
I was gonna go with Eddie Lacy the same thing.
I was gonna say, k Dobbins, Trate Richardson equally or
fat Sean Kim Yeah, Zion Williamson on my Hammi, I'm

(11:33):
hurt again. I'm too fat. Dude's always hurt, dude. And
so what I'm telling you is this thing waddles off
to doesn't sprint, never runs. It just all right, I'll go,
You're okay, I'm done eating, waddles back to the woods
and comes back the next night.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
That's sound funny.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
I mean, if you as the media ever told you
that about a skunk. No, pretty goot, I never I
see him.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
And they're pretty nasty. I mean, my parents' dogs have
been sprayed by the skunk and that's not good. And
my we read Curious George Goes Camping a Lot. That's
a book that's very popular in the box household.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Yeah, I was curious.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
And there's one point Curious George sees a kiddy cat
in the bushes and he reaches in the bushes to
get the kiddy cat to play with them, and he
gets sprayed by a skunk, and he really stinks.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
That's what it is. I'm not overstepping my bounds. I'm
staying back and we're learning about each other as it goes.
And the cat and skunk have had a face off before.
Oh that's not good, so Fluffy my cat, and then
we got skunk. Dude, there was the time they got
It's like the patio. I mean, I'm not It's like,
I mean, you got the patio, the the TV, you
got the chairs at Infinity Pool, the patio furniture, and

(12:39):
then I got the ferns that I put up. But
they were able to see each other through the fern dude,
and they had an eye at each other and it
was like, hey, this house is mine, is what Fluffy
was telling Skunk, and Skunk was like, well this bird, buffet,
this is my shit.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
You stay away from my Hey, you respect my space,
I respect yours.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
And Fluffy all of a sudden like it stays back
in the sat and sheet dude. Buffy doesn't want to
go back outside.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
No, Fluffy doesn't want to mess with a wild animal.
Wild animals got the upper hand and now that But
speaking of the skunk, my four year old now is
terrified of skunks.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
See, I'm glad I told the story. Relay to him
what you know from the country.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
I'm gonna play him this and be listen, son, skunks
aren't all that bad. They're very friendly. Because he's like, Dada,
what if we go for a walk and a sprunk,
a skunk sprais us, Dada. What if we're you know,
in the in the backyard and a skunk spraised us, Dada,
is a skunk gonna come spray us? But do skunks
live in this city? Data? I mean, ever since Curious
George has got sprayed by the skunk when he goes
camping in the book. He asked me one hundred skunk questions,

(13:39):
probably once a week.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Dude, have you ever told him, Hey, son, I'm forty
year I've never like nobody's ever gotten sprayed by a skunk,
Like one time my dog got sprayed by a Yeah,
no human? Like, right, have you explained that to him? Like,
I've never met somebody that goes, hey, one time I
fucking got sprayed by a skunk. I'll be like, holy shit, Like,
have you told him that? No, I don't even about that.

(14:00):
Like when you say it now I think about it,
I'm like, you're right to speak the truth.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
I have never met anybody anybody that has been.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Sprayed by a skunk.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
But he relates it as curious George got spread by
a skunk in a book, so it happens to everybody.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Dude, Explain to him, you couldn't go within five feet.
That's the closest I've gotten in the radius. Still haven't
been sprayed. So even if he was to see one,
you gotta be pretty damn close before it's gonna get you.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
In reality, I should look at my son and say, look, man,
in your lifetime, you're probably gonna see ten skunks anyway,
you don't even see that many skunks. It's not like
they're just a dime a dozen all over the place
like you have that one. I can't tell you the
last time I saw a skunk roam in the neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah, but kids don't know that. He learns about it
in a book.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Like when we go to the woods, I don't see
a skunk. Yeah, you see some deer, some rabbits, some
whatever else. There are some butterfly, some gnats and mosquitos.
Where does skunks hide? Where do they live?

Speaker 2 (15:05):
It goes into my woods, so it doesn't It probably
is trying to kind of live near the estate. Do
they live in a tree? Do they live underground? Where
do they have houses? I guarantee it kind of like
burrows and kind of just like a bush or something. Okay,
because they're always see them on the ground when they're
shooting somebody, not from the eye, you know. Uh. Another animal.
Dear guys, I'm not trying to turn this into the
animal podcast. Uh, you're tuning in live. This is rain Lunchbox.

(15:28):
This is your Animal Hour Live from the farm.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
We talk crops, we talk animal, we live stock, and
we talk.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Hey, hey, Well we got Mark online to you. Hey, Mark,
which animal did you buck? Oh? Man, I want tomorrow?
But there was his goat. Man, I'll tell you what.
I put it right over.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
No, but here's the thing, man, I was drunk, man,
and this goat was looking at me.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
I was like, well, you want a piece of meat?
He said? Burn? Hey man, have you ever seen a
goat or kind of cute? Man? Man?

Speaker 1 (15:56):
When you when you have six white claws, I mean,
we don't date, I'm and when you draw butt lights.
We don't drink white cloths out here in the country.
But when you have six butt lights, you know what
I mean? Those goats they started to looking at a
party there there, Hurriet.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Alright, this is d in Louisian And you ever had
an alligator bite off your depth? Tell me more? Man?
Oh yeah, one time I was too close to a
crane and it came up and bit right on my
own cranky.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
We got Cindy from Coral Gables. Hey, Cindy, how's it going?

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Oh yeah, I shut bit my ti. What Cindy? What's
going on down there? That was you milking? Was you?
Would you think it was? Thinking that you was ovulating?
Or what let us know there, Cindy, guys, I gotta
tell you about a deer back to us here in studio.
So a deer runs across the road and we're all.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Going forty five seat.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
This is not good. It is about to get smoked.
It goes halfway. We got four lanes each direction, country town,
and it goes halfway and goes, oh shit, and does
a one eighty car boat driller brakes. The one car swerved,
I know't swerved, yeap almost created an accident. Whereas I do.
It was right in front of me. It was right
in front of me. I just slowed the brakes. I

(17:03):
slowed the brakes. I thought, worst case scenario. I get
up close to it and then it just kind of
falls on the hood. If you're just the swerving is
when you're gonna hit other cars, and that's when you're
gonna go off the road, hit a tree, and guess what.
The deer's gonna scamper off. The deer's not gonna stop
and say, oh, let me see if they're okay.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
They saved my life. No deer's out of here.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
So the person that swerved like fucking almost hit me,
I'm like.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Deer doesn't give a damn about You don't give a
damn about the deer.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Okay, how about that. I'm like a swervy over there.
You almost fucking hit me, like I'm not the deer.
And so then the deer one eighty back into the woods.
Me and the dude next to me slowed down and
then allowed the deer to proceed, Whereas if we swerved
i'd hit him, he would have burst into flames, and
then the fucking deer would have blown up that. I'm
glad he didn't do that, but it was pretty crazy

(17:45):
seeing it from like twenty feet away. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
What I don't like is squirrels, Like in the neighborhood.
What they like to do is they like to dart out,
stop and then they run back to the other directions.
It's like no, no, no, bro, Like you're already halfway. Just
keep going, man like, cause it it's harder to go
back across the street.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
What is their fascination with the street? Why did that
deer want to go in the street, well.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
To get to the other side. Okay, thank you, Yeah
I hit that. Yeah, where's that laugh that they're just
trying to get to their homeland that street.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Like the chicken. Man, Why the chicken went across the street?
I don't know why? Man, get the other side.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Man, we are so, we are so stupid, just so
you know we are so, we are so stupid. But
I'm saying the road is not there for the deer.
The deer is not used to the road being there.
They're used to just the wilderness. That road is an
inconvenience of them. We came through their homeland. So what

(18:50):
is their fascination where the road is? They don't understand
what a road is?

Speaker 2 (18:53):
But why would they be attracted to it? They're not.
They see a tree over there, and.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
They're like, man, I gotta get that nut.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
They got to get the nut.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
And every squirrel wants a nut, I mean, every guy
wants a nut.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
And you go and get that nut. And you see
that big tree. You're running. You're not seeing the cars,
You're seeing the tree. Hey, why the rubber chicken across
the road? Stretch its legs? Man, that's so stupid. And
why the deer cross the road? Why deer don't fear? Man?

Speaker 1 (19:26):
I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
I don't Hey, why the truck across the road.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
It's a lot loser.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
No, truckers are crazy. Mother. Why the track across the road?
I don't know either, know. I all right, we'll take
a bright We'll be right back. Yop, Hey, listen, yep, No,

(20:00):
I I gotta say, man, I drove to Chick fil A.
This is not a plug. Man. I laughed my ass
off at my sit game when I had to.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Oh when you powered through your allergies.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Dude, it was good, especially when you were so pizzed
that you thought I was sick. But I wasn't.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
No, no, you weren't. It was definitely just allergies. I mean,
and Bay had it first, and she passed the allergies
to you. But it wasn't that I was saying she
passed it. It was similar.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
We live in a house with breathe in the same
field dander, and there you go.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yeah, it's just weird how you got it a couple
days after her. Usually that's how a sickness goes is
one person has it that lives in the same house,
breathes in the same germs, and you get it a
couple of days after they do. But that is neither
here nor there. I want to talk about the moral dilemma.
I'm having the moral dilemma I'm having took place on
our Facebook page. I want to get a divorce, and

(20:53):
I'm not gonna name names.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
I'm taking my sleeves off.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Take them off. That's fine. I already took my sweatshirt off.
The wait, I thought you had a shirt underneath. Dude,
we're touching ninety I thought you had a shirt underneath.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
I don't. Somebody said we should go live on YouTube
of these damn cameras. When are we gonna learn the
one hundred dollars we paid if it works them? Because
it doesn't. They're not switching.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
They're not switching. No, I will ask Skooba about that.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Hello, Hello, No, still you? I'm three? All right? Anyway, Dude,
I had a thermometer at home. I freaking set it
by the door, but I get up so damn early
I as groggers and didn't grab it. It could have
showed us the temperature in this.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Right literally just has his sleeves out, so he just
has the collar around his neck and he has a
sleeve flat behind his back like a dude.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
It's the only way I can do it. But otherwise
I'm miserable the whole time.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
All right, I want to talk about the moral dilemma
I'm having on our Facebook page. Because we allow everybody
to get on the Facebook page. Sword Losers podcast get
on the Facebook page. It's a great community. It's fun.
People post things, people post games, they post competitions, and
it's like everybody joins.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
And you pay your own money forgot something. I bet
people have probably hooked up from our Facebook page before.
Let's be real.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yeah, we probably have made love connections. I don't think
we've had a marriage from the Soord Losers Facebook page,
but maybe we will eventually. But anyway, people have made
lifelong friends on there. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
People swing on a swing set a little bit.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
So what happened now is someone set up a fantasy
football league.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Oh, this is bad, and this is bad. This is
what's gonna bring us down.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
This is all alleged. Allegedly, what happened.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
What do you think we're gonna get sued?

Speaker 1 (23:00):
We're not going to name names, but this is allegedly
what happened. Someone set up a fantasy football page at
the beginning of the season, and I don't know, twelve
ten people join the league. Whatever I don't know how
many people are in the league. I am not in
that league. It is not a sore losers sanctioned like official,
like we're in charge of it league. It's just someone

(23:21):
on the Facebook page said, hey, does anybody want to
play fantasy football? Be fun to play with some losers.
They get in the league, they pay their money to
this individual. Well, come week ten, this individual is not
doing so well. So he is going in and overriding
the system and changing the scores to boost him up
the standings.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Which obviously people are gonna notice it. There may have
been a sly way to do it, but really people
kind of memorize their scores and know if they're winning
or losing. So it's definitely corrupt, but it's like publicly corrupt,
and it's it's just it's cooking the bucks.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
It's crazy that you don't think someone's gonna notice that
you had fifty points and then an hour later when
the game, after the games are over, you have two hundred.
Kind of crazy that your score went up that much
with no more players playing, and people are gonna notice.
People pay attention to fantasy football. They notice how many
points have scored if they won that game. They know
they got they should get a win in the win column,

(24:24):
and all of a sudden it turns to a loss
because someone changed the scores. So people started calling this
individual out, and the individual said, hey, don't question the commissioner.
If you question the commissioner, you will be kicked out
of the league. No refunds. And they were going back
and forth on texts or dms.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Person posted this DMS on the Facebook page, and the
person kicked this person out of the league and kept
their money. So obviously this person is going to keep
all everybody's money that joined the league. Here's my moral dilemma.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Person's out of the Facebook page. They are, yeah, they left.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
That affects this entirely. Ray I'm now as the judge.
I don't know, no, No, here's the moral dilemma. There is
no moral dilemmas. Do we just got highway robberied?

Speaker 1 (25:15):
We didn't get highway robbery?

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Yeah we did under our watch, dude, we get cast
fucking pants down.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
They did catch us with our pants down.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
I mean, what's next, a prostitution ring? What's next? Somebody's
gonna sell some crank what's next. Somebody's gonna hire another
Manda suck him up. That's all illegal.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
I don't think it is illegal.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Ray, I've done that.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
I don't think that's illegal. But what next is gonna
happen under our watch? That's the problem. Here's the moral dilemma. Now,
since it happened under our watch, do we need to
personally reimburse the people that were in that lead their
entry fee? Since we allowed it to happen on our

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Facebook page. That's the moral dilemma I'm looking at.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
But we also need to know the amount. I'm all in.
But if they all paid one hundred dollars, we're gonna
pony up twelve hundred dollars when we've been in the
red for very long. That's what I'm I have no
idea how much it was, and it's a couple hundred
dollars that they ran away with and jumped chip. We
can do that. I think we should do it, Okay.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
I told my wife, She's like, no, you're not responsible.
They joined it on their own. I said yes, but
it's on our Facebook page. So we kind of allowing
that competition to go up there, we kind of validate, like, hey,
it's okay, but we should really say inner at your
own risk. We don't know these people either.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Well, that's not the only one. They do a squares,
they do a pick them guys. There's a lot of
games they play there, and there's never been a problem.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Correct, never been a problem. Beautifully. Thank you everybody, Sore
Losers Nation. We appreciate your honesty. We appreciate you guy.
Everything everyone does these competitions, be hands and the may Brothers, PEPSI, man,
all these people do different ones. This is the first
problem we've had. So then I just looked at it
and I'm like, are we morally responsible to reimburse our

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listeners because they lost money?

Speaker 2 (27:17):
I think we should because it's a Sore Losers it's
not sanctioned ray, it.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Has our name on it, it has our name on
the page.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Right, I think we should give them money. Because I
actually felt bad about the whole thing. I was gonna
maybe even do a side venmo. But now you brought
that up. It sounds good a side venmo. Well, I
was gonna go say, hey, maybe we really should send
some people some money.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
I thought, you know, I don't know who's all in
the league, though, I would have to They would have
to tell us who was in the league. But then
we're gonna have fifty people saying, hey, I'm in the league.
I'm in the league.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
It's just one of those things, man. Sometimes you got
to do that. Sometimes it happens.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
You know.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
It's like if you own a coffee shop and some
guy defecates, Oh, tell me more, and and a family
is there and they deficate on the coffee. You know what,
coffee's on us. We're gonna go ahead and those lattes
because a homeless guy came in and defecated on a family.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
It's sort of like if you're working the burger line
at the local burger joint and you find out that
a homeboy has a he has a ripping his thumb,
he has a cut, and he's like, oh yeah, and
last week I tested positive for HEPSI and I've just
been making these burgers. Hey, that's our bad, that's our bad.
Burgers are on us.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
As McAfee would say, that's on us, that's on us.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
As Ray would say at the Tennessee balls game, that's
on us boys, that's on us boys.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
And then when we'd score, that's on you. No that's
on you. I thought about that. The reason I made
it funnier is because I took that's on us. Pat
McAfee makes a point to admit when he's wrong, which
nobody does in today's society. Right now, we're admitting that
we're wrong, so we're doing a McAfee thing. What I
did is I took it next level and I admitted
to things that I it wasn't are the crowd's fault,
that the fucking offensive line was off sides and or

(28:56):
false started. That was what made it super funny, is
that is it emitting fault for something that obviously was
at our fault. I took it even funnier than Pat McFee.
That's why we should have a national show.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yeah, because then we might have an air conditioner that
we don't have to take our shirts off and look
like a bunch of foals because I can't even look
at you because you look so ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
I wish we could do video because they got the
city in Nashville behind us, and I look like Superman. Dude.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Well, I mean, you can do video, all you got to
do is turn the cameras on. But we would want
our logo on there and not the Big ninety eight. Yeah,
but that would take effort.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
We need to take a break into another segment.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Do you want to take a break already?

Speaker 2 (29:30):
No, I didn't know. I don't know the times.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Yeah, we can take a break. We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
And listen to this message from our partners, and so
I did.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Oh, I forgot to read the email. Speaking of our partners.
Joe from Sarasota chimed in and he wanted to let
us know how we did on our read for a
stage pilot and their boxing match. He said, Where did
it go?

Speaker 2 (29:55):
He said?

Speaker 1 (29:56):
And why is it not there?

Speaker 2 (29:58):
We're getting reviewed on our commercial re You do a
lot of them though. For the Big show, I was
a public address announcer, so we got some experience in
the industry. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
And I'm not sure how the boxing match went. I
didn't watch it. I was kind of busy, but I'm
sure we had a lot of people subscribe and check
that out. Help our friends out there at Stage Pilot.
Here's from Joe from Sarasota said, coachers, your stage pilot
boxing promo was literally the worst thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Dude. I thought we stubbled a couple of times to Betty,
I will admit.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I've never I mean, let me
reread that. Maybe I misread that. He said, coachers, your
stage Pilot boxing promo was literally the worst thing I've
ever heard. Okay, now I read it right, That's exactly
what he said. I uh, I looked for stage Pilot
to purposely sabotage the convention with how bad you guys did,
and they're gonna be coming for retribution. They had that

(30:54):
they had to scare every small child animal within an earshot.
Joe from Sarasota hashtag less promoting the boxing because you
guys are really bad at it. Thanks Joe from Sarasota.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Thanks Joe. Yeah, the problem was we didn't get the
strip script ahead of time. This as the Script Club.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Man, Yeah, the Script Club. You know he said that
pack pac Man pac Man Jones.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Was at the Strip Strip Club.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Script Club, Script Club. All Right, we're gonna take a break.
We'll be right back. I'm gonna tell you what, man,
the Kansas Jayhawks. They're number one in basketball, right, number
one team in the country, and I have my high
hopes every year we have this great transfer portal. We've

(31:42):
hit the portal, got all these guys in, and I'm like,
we are gonna be dynamite. I've watched two games and
I have to say it, and I said it last year.
I just cannot get excited about a basketball team with
Hunter Dickinson down low.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
The dude is so damn.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Slow and so unathletic, and it just kills me that
he is so big and he was such a big
prize recruit, Like, oh my god, we gotta get him,
We have to get him. He's the big man in
the portal. Everybody wanted him, and I watch him play
and it is so hard to watch and I can't
even get excited about Kansas basketball.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
You said prize recruit, and we talked about earlier in
a different podcast that Mike a kid there was gonna
be some amazing quarterback mate the guy name Yeah, maybe
he's a backup right now. I have no idea where
he is. Of all the prize recruits, I may go
on on a limit. Say Zion Williamson in high school
was the only one that ended up being up to

(32:44):
snuff Lebron James. That's right, good call. A lot of
them though, fall by the wayside and ended up being
not that great.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
They turn out terrible. It's so crazy to me.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Ohio State, they thought they were so cute because they
got Quinnshawna. Judkins, that one of the top recruits in
the country. He's like a backup, like Travon Henderson's better
than him, and like he's got a couple of tugs.
But I mean, he hasn't set the world on fire.
I mean it's you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yes, And I just I I wish I could understand
why we love Hunter Dickinson so much. And I want
to love him. I want to because I love Kansas basketball.
And I watched the game last night and I was
so excited. I had the boys watching it there yelling
at the TV with a minute to go, going.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Make your free throws. Ben Journeys, Ben Journeys, And I.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Just watch Hunter Dickinson and it's just so hard. Is
he unlikable? I don't know if he's unlikable.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Is he the lefty? Yes, I saw his asshole to
ESPN dot com. Who the fuck is the guy?

Speaker 1 (33:48):
He scores points? But it's not like it looks good.
I mean, it looks like it's such a labored process
to get him a basket. He looks slow. He is
so slow. He doesn't look like he has any moves.
His footwork may be bad. I don't know what it is.
We're going to recruit him for. He was on Michigan.
He was on Michigan squad and then on the defensive

(34:09):
on the defensive end, he can't move. They put him
in the pick and roll and he can't move. And
I'm just like, how the hell is Zach Edy a
better basketball player than you?

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Dude? To tag Edie's doing for Rookie of the Year.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
He's in the NBA. He's not going for Rookie of
the year.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
He was running.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Let me tell you what percent chance he has of
winning Rookie of the Year. Let me show zero percent
chance to win Rookie of the Year.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
And guys, don't be confused by the NBA. Right now,
I think they're doing that stupid ass in season turnment.
It got me, they're doing that stupid ass thing.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
The tournament is, Hey, it's back.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Dude, Why are all the courts rainbow color?

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Because it's the tournament? Like, explain to me. I still
it's stupid as hell. I forgot all about the tournament.
Turn it on CNC last night and who was playing
the Knicks in the seventy six ers and they had
freaking explosion of the colors on the court. And I'm like, what, ah,
tournament's back group, A group by the tournament, the tournament,

(35:13):
And I forgot, what do you win for the tournament trophy?

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Okay? But cool?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
But as a side when you go into the Hall
of Fame, you're gonna be like, man, this guy, you
know what I mean, we're inducting him into the Hall
of Fame. He won zero NBA championships, but he won
three in season tournaments.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
What And as a better guys, you know, I'm a
futures better. If you're betting a visions, this doesn't count
towards It doesn't count towards anything but this in season tournament.
So the losses don't count on your record, No, or
they do. I didn't research that enough.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
I don't know, because here's my thing. If they don't
count against your record, we're all about load management, right.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Wait, they don't count against your record. Why would they
count against your record? Who would just be like the
regular season and you're just calling in a tournament, there's
no way it can count against your record. The thing
that's confusing about the MLS is they have these little
cups they play. That's confusing. To make it easy for America.
You know who got it right, NFL, and you know

(36:12):
who's about to start FFing it up NFL because why
are these teams playing in England? Why is a team
playing in Germany? Keep it in America, Keep it simple,
Drink a beer, watch a game. Why is the court purple?
And what is it in season? Tournament? Wow? No, it
doesn't count towards the record.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
All Emerdy's NBA Cup games will count toward the regular
season standings except the championship. So if you make hold on,
if you make the quarterfinals and someone gets eliminated in
the group stage, you'll have an extra game on your record.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Correct one. Tough dude, That's why it's confusing. Dude. We're
trying to break it down like this, but I just
hate the damn thing. It's just stupid. I like stuff
that's organized, like golf starts Thursday and Sunday. Here's your winner.
Slap them on the ash. Your rich as hell. Now,
hopefully some betters want some money. NBA used to be
regular season playoffs champion. Now the n season it throws

(37:13):
it's it's not organized to me. It just throws me off. Man,
I don't like that. NFL what if you know? I
love college football. Now they got it organized into twelve teams, baby,
so stupid, dude, that's organization right now.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
That is so stupid. I mean, do you see how
hard is it organized? Well? This is organized too, we
just don't understand it. I understand tonight. Are the games
tonight the n season tournament or were they just last night?

Speaker 2 (37:38):
I don't know. Seven that's why it's not organized.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
If I don't know, well, no, that's not That's not
the damn reason, because you don't know a lot of shit.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
No, I try to research as much as I can
when i'm backing.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
It is the winners the n Season Tournament. I don't
know if it's tonight because I know the tonight I
think the Spurs play the Wizard, So that can't be
n Season tournament because they're in different conferences. In season tournament.
NBA okay, Oh, Friday, November fifteenth is the NBA Cup,

(38:07):
so it's not today. Today is just regular season.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
But it was the NBA Cup the other night.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
It was last night, and then it's on Friday night. Okay,
so it's not back to back nights, got it. Okay,
So there if you're if you're one of those teams
that played at home last night with the explosion of
the colors court, and you play tonight, it'll be a
different court. So they got to switch out the damn
court for one game. Okay, So that's the lot court.
Looks like it just did a mushroom. Then that means

(38:32):
it's in season tournament.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Correct, Okay, got it. It just doesn't affect the betting, actually,
so now I don't because but it was.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Pretty I mean, I guess it was exciting last night
because Steph Curry and the Mavericks played a great game.
I didn't stay up for it, but apparently Steph did
the night night and when he hit the three, and
Klay Thompson was back in Golden State for the first time,
and he was shooting up shots and hitting shots and
he was hugging Steph. And they interviewed Steph like, what
was that garden him in the first court or and

(39:00):
he said, it's just like training camp, you know, that's
what we did in training camp. He goes but after
the first possession, it's just like basketball, man, And.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
I mean, let's be real, dude, in in game interviews
and stuff, you're stupid. But we kind of know the
players now from social media. They're all doing their own podcast.
Draymond Green does a podcast before they interview him. Well,
I mean what you just said is that quote, Like
we know Steph would say something like that.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
It's just kind of he's not gonna say. It's not
gonna be groundbreaking. Just be like, man, it's cool. I'm
happy for him, you know. I love the dude. We
had a great time here, you know, and he's playing
for the Mavericks. Now we're playing We're trying to get
that w Dude.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
You got to talk about budget cuts in life NBA
sideline reporters. That may be the first to go.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
I mean, I don't think the NBA is cutting anything,
and I think they're making a lot of money. Okay,
I would assume, I mean, why would why what do
you need a football sideline reporter.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
For dude, Aaron Andrews, But.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
The only one I need is injuries.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Thanks TV. Hey, guys, So I just went over here
and talked to the Tank and he said, he's ready
to go over to you, TV dude. Aaron Andrews fucking
loves working with Tom Brady. That's great, Thanks TV. Back
to you guys over there, Kevin, are you a TV?
Thanks TV dude. She loves her a nickname TV. I

(40:14):
just went to the Siline report. That's all I got
from here. What he got up there at TV? She
loves Why do they say TV? They can't sit call
him Tom Brady. Guys, guys, the guy played on TV
for decades, not one person called him TB. Now all
of a sudden, they're calling him TV. Who the guy?

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah, please just call him Tom, Just call him Tom.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
I just I just talked to the coach. I think
they're good to go. What about up there in the
studio TV? He already go?

Speaker 1 (40:43):
I got a question? Who does Tom Brady?

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Broadcast with Kevin Gearhart?

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Okay, good?

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Then there's no Tom. I thought maybe it was another
Tom and maybe that's why they call him TV. But
maybe because his brand is TV twelve. He said, Hey,
you guys are gonna call me TV.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Oh there's Tom Rinaldi. He is on the other sideline reporter.
Maybe that is called TV. Oh my God, I think
there's a girl, Aaron Andrews. And then there's the guy.
I think his name is Tom Ronaldi. I'm not sure. No, dude.
If it's Tom Ronaldi, then there is a reason that
makes sense.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Hey, let's kick it over to Tom. Hey Tom, No,
tom My, Tom? Which Tom? Hey, Aaron, back to Andrew, Aaron,
Which Tom? Where you mean to go to?

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Tom? He's actually talking about me, the guy that didn't
play in the NFL. Hey, guys, it's Tom that was
a Ronaldi over here on the west side of the stadium,
shining man.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Let me tell you, Aaron, next time you.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Kick it to me, say Tom. If you go up top,
go to TB over to you, Aaron, Thanks, Tom, Over
to you TV. She loves saying TV. Guys, I don't
care what you're doing on Sunday, tune into the Brady
game and you just gotta watch the intro, not even
the fucking call. Just see because you gotta see Andrew. Hey,
Tom Ronaldi, over to your TV. How's it going up

(41:51):
there in the studio? And then Tom's like it's so
and then he finishes his report. Uh, and then Kevin Gearheart,
we'll go back to the sideline, Aaron to get me
a new information. Yeah, guys, a little bit of weather. Uh, no,
injuries really affecting the game. What's the effecting the studio
up there?

Speaker 1 (42:09):
TV?

Speaker 2 (42:10):
It's dude, you gotta watch the intro. It's hilarious because
Brady'll go on a hard tangent and then Aaron at
least five times. But I mean, it's that cool down
here on the sideline. What's up there with you? TV?
And like she always kicks it to TV, like, what's
with Kevin's up there? Too? Hey?

Speaker 1 (42:29):
She doesn't know who Kevin is. She doesn't give two
about Kevin's about TB D.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
The Best was their first broadcast. Nobody's called him TB
ever and Aaron Andrews just breaks this groundbreaking nickname for
Tom Brady. We've never called him TV And she goes, yeah, so, uh,
I'm excited to hear you call the game up up
there to you TV? Who the fuck is TV?

Speaker 1 (42:54):
So what they're doing when they're doing the game? Does
Gearhart go, Hey, so TV, what do you think of that?
Players tells what you saw there? No, I think he
calls him TV too. He bought into the thing.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
So he's like, but yeah, west side over here, team's
ready to go a little bit of air conditioning. It's
kind of hot here. It's uh, what is Hol's it
up in the boot there? TV? They rock the TB. Dude.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
I mean I had TB and it is not fun. Guys,
I had TV. Targulosis is not something to be messed with,
So calling him TV it's kind of offensive. We'll take
a break. We'll be right back, dude. I just thought
about it.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
That's why I'm like craving the TV talk because I
had the volume on zero. Yeah, because I was getting
rid of the allergy crap.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Oh yeah, so's the allergy clap crap. You can't hear it.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
I didn't. I don't think I got to hear Gearhart,
Kevin Gearhart, Tom Rinaldi, Aaron Andrews and TV. I don't
think I heard him, dude. I'm craving it now. But
that's pretty much what's going on the sideline TV. It's a.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
I'm marking it down. I'm marking it down this weekend
to pay because I'm honest, I don't pay that much
attention to Aaron Andrews.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Like I don't.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
I am making a mental note mark it down. Pay
attention to Aaron Andrews saying, TB.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Worked, all we are is in the palm of her
hand because it's her and Tom like just verbally fly.
I mean she probably has a dude, but like how
they interact, I be married. I don't. Okay, you know
what I see when I see her? Though?

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Do you know what I think about when I see
Aaron Andrews. No hotel room, No, I think about it?
That super Bowl party in Indianapolis. I have never seen
someone so drunk her and she knocked over a step
and repeat. She was so hammered, so hammered that she

(44:45):
knocked over one of the step in repeats, and I
was just like, that girl likes to party. That is
every time I see Aaron Andrews, that is what comes
to my mind.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
I remember Bones wanted to talk to her, and he
did talk to her, and then I was like talking
to one of the playboy bunnies. I was like laying
in number. But she didn't even live in my city,
and like I thought, I was a jet setter, and
I was like, let me get your number. I'll hit
you up next time I'm in Indy. I've never been
back to Indy since that Super Bowl, So I have
no idea why I was wasting my time. But yet
I remember bones talking to Aaron Andrews, but I never
saw that, Oh.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
My god, she's walking. She's walking, she just got whoa.
She just pushes me, like knocks it over, dude. And
I laughed so freaking hard. And I was like, that
girl likes to party and that, and I was just like,
damn okay. And so every time I see her, that's
all I can think about.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
But I gotta say, though, with the Tom Brady thing, dude,
I'm back to him not being great. I thought he
was gonna be legit. So I thought he sucked at first,
and then I said, Wow, this guy's got room for
This guy's gonna get good. I said, room for improvement.
Then I said, oh, oh man, he's gonna be a legend.
A kind of going back to he's just decent. He's

(45:49):
never gonna be great. That's my final statement on it.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
It's like Jerry Jones as an owner man. Like I
was talking to Garrett yesterday and he took a long
lunch yesterday and drove to the other side of Austin
to get some tacos. At a certain place and he
called me on the way back and we were just chatting.
I was like, dude, whatever your Cowboys goes, I'm gonna
tell you what about my Cowboys. I am not buying
another Cowboys item, not.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
A shirt, not a hat, not.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
A ticket, not anything that says Dallas Cowboys until Jerry
Jones is no longer the GM. He goes, I have
put up with it. I buy shirts, I buy hats.
I'm a die hard Cowboys fan. But I can't do
it anymore. He goes, it is so freaking bad. We
are so dumb. We're such a dumb organization. I was like,

(46:38):
at least you have hope, you have a quarterback, and
he goes, all we have is Dak and Ceedee Lamb
and we paid them the most money ever those two players,
and no one else has any money, so we can't
get anybody. So he was frustrated and he hates it
as a Cowboys fan. Then I talked to chess Day
last night, texting him back and forth, and I was like, man,
what's up, how you been?

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Everything good?

Speaker 1 (46:58):
And he put a number one f the Cowboys. Number two.
I'm loving my fantasy season so far. Number three, I'm
doing pretty good. How's everything with you?

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Number four? How are the kids? And then number five
he said, f the Cowboys again, thanks for the breakdown
in the numbered format. I liked it a lot.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Then I see Jerry Jones like, did you watch the
Cowboys game? I watched a little bit when Ceedee Lamb
was opening the end zone and they throw him the
touchdown and he's wide open and he just doesn't even
move his hands and he points at the sun like
I can't see it because of the windows, And Jerry
Jones comes out and says, yeah, are you no, guys,
we got that son there. We know when the sun's

(47:38):
gonna be shining. We consider that a home field advantage. Jerry, Hey,
dumb ass, this stadium flips man. It's never an advantage
to have sun in your eyes. I don't care if
you play your home games there. You don't get used
to the sun being in your eyes when it's at
that angle. There is never a time you're like, oh, yeah,
you know what, I prefer build advantage that son in

(48:01):
my eyes. It really helps we kick ass when the
sun's in our eyes. It is so stupid. They should
literally put.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Up curtains they do for the concerts, but they don't
do it for football. Have you ever been there for
a car I've never been there, dude, Now that I
think about it, that sun's really bad, dude. It comes
in there like a mother. Dude.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
I watched Ceedee Lamb go across that end zone and
the ball was like, I mean six inches room. He
could have caught it. And he never even moved his hands.
He just was looking. And then the ball got past
them and he looked, He's like what, and he just pointed.
He said, I couldn't see. And Jerry Jones says, I mean,
it's so stupid. I mean, it's so stupid. It's amazing
how stupid Jerry Jones is.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
So he should have faced the stadium in an angle
so that the sun never is yes at three o'clock
when you're playing the game.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Right, because you don't know if you're gonna win the
queen flip.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
So if they list the stadium, you want the sun.
Actually it depends on what the other side of the
stadiums blocked or if it's all windows right. But it's like,
you never want the sun in your eyes at top golf.
That's why they face it the other direction.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
They face it away from downtown because at sunset it'd
be right in your eyes. You wouldn't be able to see right.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
So he probably wanted some perfect view. Or there's a
reason it's majestic.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
To have the sunlight come in though all those windows.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
But here's the problem.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
If the other team picks what side they want to,
you know, kick off to, and whenever time, you're gonna
be in that sun at some point, it doesn't help
you that you play there all the time. Guess what
when you play in the outfield, you know what they
usually do when the sun's out. They put sunglasses on.
They can't put sunglasses on in the football game, you
dumb ass.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Jerry go right when you build a new stadium, yeah,
jar down his damn Jerry, don't Jerry world and builds
something new.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Yeah, Jerry, Actually we do.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
You need stuff like this though for change. This is
gonna be a bad season. These were the bad times.
Something's gonna happen, has to man. So he's getting older, bro,
I gotta quick time, Renner. Remember one day he just died.
He did you thought he's gonna the owner of the
Yankees forever. He died. Now there's really no meddling owner.

(50:04):
If there is, I don't know about it.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Jerry Jones has always been old, just like Willie Nelson.
He looks to the damn how old is he? And eighties?

Speaker 2 (50:13):
And also now I knew about this stuff. But dude,
he lends his helicopter on the practice field and they
have to like stop practice when he does it.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Oh my god, I mean how fun would that be?

Speaker 2 (50:23):
And then c lamb dude, he goes, yeah, you want
me to c gota be like the so know, just
put some curtains up, bro, Like I can't.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
I can't see the damn ball Like, I mean, you
know how hard it is.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
And it's also like it's Jerry's money he's paying them
with right, God. Yes. So he's like, man, I'll talk
back to you.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Yeah you want me? I mean, how annoying would it be?

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Like if you're in a car with your parents, You're like,
hey dad, it's like really sunny in my eyes? Can
you put down your visor? You want me buy a
new vehicle? No, Dad, I just want you to put
your visor down.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Yeah that's it, dude.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
How's a pair of you gotta do that with the kids?
Hey dad, Dad, Dad, Dadad dadad? The son's in my eyes?

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Can you dad?

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Dad? The sun? Can you pull it?

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Because they have on the side windows or whatever back
they have those little sunshades you can pull up.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
What what you want me buy you a whole new
bucket vehicle. There's this Cowboys stadium? You want to drive
your own damn car? I mean, what the hell you
want sunglasses too? Now? Dad, I just want you to
put your visor down. I just want the son off me.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Oh okay, I can do that, all right. I mean
it'd be a simple solution, but Jerry Jones is so
prideful he ain't gonna do it. He's not gonna do it.
And then I, as the Cowboys fan, who do you
want as your coach? I told you when you hired
Mike McCarthy he was Jason Garrett two point oh, two
point oh. You weren't gonna win crap with him. Who
do you want now? And who would want to go work?
I mean, Bill Belichick doesn't want to go work for
a damn due that lands his helicopter on the freaking

(51:46):
practice field. That would be annoying and one would fallow
up in your ass all the time. Come up, talk
about it.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Come down. You had all the hopes of a playoffs,
but then you had the curtain thing. I don't know
if the curtain thing started. You had Dak get hurt.
Oh you had Dak go fuck suck you head the
curtain with the sun, and then you had Jerry got
your name. Dude. I mean, somebody needs to build a
timeline of this stuff. With the Cowboys, it must suck.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
I mean it has to suck the Cowboys fan.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
There's gotta be more like when divorce happens, when couples
are like fighting and it's not going good. Dude, everything
starts coming out all of a sudden, he's bad in
bed all of a sudden. He didn't he's not a good,
terrible employee. Uh, he drinks all the time. There's gotta
be more stuff that comes out. It's not just the curtains.
It's not There's more than like that. Listen, ceedee, Lamb
must have liked disliked a lot more than just the curtains.

(52:35):
Oh yeah, that couch we always just slept on. I
hated that fucking thing.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
You know.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
There's gotta be more that comes out.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Yeah, your hairstyle, it was always shit. I always just
said it looked nice, because that's what you want to hear.
It's always looked like cramp Cedie Lamb by a new stadium.
You want lamb skin Kindams.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
What the fuck? Jerry, Who would you.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Rather be a Jets fan or Cowboys fan?

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Jets?

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Here's the thing. Jets fans right now are praying to
whatever God they believe in, whatever higher power they believe in,
if they believe in the power of prayer, they are
praying that Aaron Rodgers says I'm retiring after this year.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
If he opts.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Into his player option, good god, they're gonna suck again.
Oh my god, they'd be so terrible.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Actually, I take it back, give me Cowboys. But I mean, dude,
we're Titans.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
There were the Bears.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
These are the bad time.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
We're the Bears. Dude, we are so bad. We fired
our offensive coordinator, dude code.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Little did I know that moment at the Dodds House
when their dog jumped up and hit me in the
crank when I was wearing the King Henry crown when
we were playing the Bengals. Little did I know? As
a number one seed. I think, yeah, dude, that was
our only home game in the playoffs. Our only moment
that I'm gonna live here, that there's gonna be a
big Titans moment, Like that was the moment. And I

(53:58):
was like bitching about getting hit in the crank by
a dog.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
You would take a crank hit right now all day
to be back in that spot.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
There's a video, dude. I got the crown at the
Dollar General because they were selling them King Henry crowns.
Everybody was buying them. I go over to the Dodds.
Their dog hits me in the crank. I'm like, fuck
that dog in a bad mood. We're all drunk at
first played the games and interception by dumb ass Tannehill.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
What's he doing?

Speaker 2 (54:24):
And the Bengals run to the super Bowl? Literally did
I not? That was my moment. And since then Henry
traded the teams like two and eight. I mean, you
couldn't even pay me to go to a game. I
had no idea. That was my moment.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
Man, you guys have a good Wednesday. These are our
mom This.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Was my mom damn it, dude, Why I forget that
freaking thermometer because I wanted this show. I wanted to
show you it to be like ninety five, Like if
it shows one hundred, be hilarious.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
It's so stupid. It is so dumb.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Because I know temperatures pretty well. It's oh do you yeah,
it's like because my house, Dude, I get uncomfortable when
it's like seventy two. I know seventy three. Like this
is easily eighty three. Kid, he said it was eighty
seven and it shut off, So I would say it's
eighty three to ninety three, Like if it's creeping in the.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Man, that damn thing is shut off, Like it's shut off.
The thermometer on the wall is shut off, the dermostatic
and I call it.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
How cunny you would that? Like if it's fucking ninety five,
how funny would that be?

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Then it's not funny at all.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Because guys, when you walk into this room a wave.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Of heat, hitch, Oh my god, like I am, I
got my pants rolled up. I mean it is terrible.
It's just terrible. And you guys don't want to hear
me talk about it. But Sore Losers Convention, Uh, you
can come check it out. Go to Sore Losers dot com. Dude,
I don't even it's cappy rolling to the convention. I
haven't heard anything from Cappy.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Yeah you heard. Yeah, he's already talking about futures, betting, Like,
tell me who's he's rolling. Like he's liking Chiefs. He's
got some things with Chiefs lines.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
By mcname, She coming, Calloway, he's got to be coming, right, Martinez,
he's being he'll be here, So I.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Think, uh, I think Callaway's pissed at us because we
call him after golf ball and not his real name.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Mckibbon's coming, Emily, she'll be here. She'll bring her brother.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Dude. All the people from the north are coming, they are,
they're coming hard.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Oh damn, Carmen Aaron.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Oh, I thought you're talking about Roba, my sister. Maybe her.
We're getting We already got our place, dude. We're dropping
a penthouse downtown.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Nice dude. I got my place too. It's uh right
there with three kids. It's really awesome.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Hey, man, venmo me that stuff for the fraudulent Facebook
group with the fantasy football and all venmo it to them.
So just Ven mo me some much. Okay, gotcha, I
got you, and then I'll send it to them.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Yeah, gotcha.