December 23, 2024 • 34 mins
In this episode Lunchbox talks about his night out with another couple and how it ended up being a disaster. The restaurant messed up everything from ordering drinks to food to everything else you expect when you go to out to eat. Plus we see if we can predict the future when it comes to the College Football Playoff. Happy Monday.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sleep at the radio station. Hello, Oh, we're live. We're live.
I accidently be alive, man.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I mean, happy Christmas Eve Eve, That's what I'm saying.
It's Monday and it feels great, dude, let's go.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Arnold is off. He is with Abby and her family.
They are in Wichita. There is a fire, there is snow,
there is a house. Arnold is getting cozy. When the
parents go to bed, say around two am, he sneaks
from one room into the other.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
And what he's building a Christmas present? That's what it
sounds like. Some hammering.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Or some drilling.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Man, there's some drilling. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
There's some jack hammering that he sneaks back into his room.
He'll be back though soon enough. All right, we're gonna
do it live.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
You think I'll be back for the New Year? Yeah? Good.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I think he may have proposed. Wow, we know he
didn't have a a present. We've been giving him two
hundred dollars. You're right, so, and what you can do
with rings? And I found that out. You don't have
to pay for him. Oh don't give you that ring?
And you uh, sometimes they make you put on a
couple hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Not me.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Maybe with our deal with the radio station. Bro, I
didn't pay for years. Pay for years.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
That's so smart, bro.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I had bo As texting me up until twenty twenty two.
Ill fucking pay his ass.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Hey man, Hey, I know you're still working because I
hear you on the radio. But any chance you can
drop by and like give me a little bit of
that cash because my books are uneven.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
All right, please tell me, I say, I gotta read it.
I saved it. I saved the text. Please, bowl As
the owner of the ring store. So can you tell
me where we can clear the two hundred and ninety
one dollars? And he goes he was making fun of me.
(01:56):
He goes, I can next week. I promise. Hey, I
still didn't get the full balance. As you promise, I
need you to call tomorrow and pay your two hundred
and ninety one dollars with a credit card over the phone.
Please text me after you do it, Boas. I hit
him back four hours later, paid yesterday, my brother. Let's
(02:17):
toast a glass to a friendship on a firmer and
more lasting basis. Boaz, you are my amigo for life
to twenty twenty one, and beyond, and he texted me
back thumbs up wine glass ring trophy and I heard it. Guys,
(02:38):
you do not have to pay for those rings up front.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
That's really funny. Oh my god, that's great. Hey, my friend,
you have not paid.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
And he quoted me. Dude, he quoted me with my
own words. I will pay it tomorrow, I promise, making
fun of me because I gave him that one. He
made fun of me.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I mean the fact use your own words against you.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Dude, he is coming after my ass.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I mean, that's absolutely fantastic.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Bro. He was about to put a two hundred ninety
one dollars head out on my ass.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Maybe my favorite thing I've heard all year.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Mint Hey quote unquote, all pay tomorrow, dude. Hey, but
that's why we put up the installments for Coaches Convention four,
because if we just gave people the tickets, they would say,
all pay tomorrow, and then we'd be hitting Carroway up. Hey,
Carroway man, you still haven't paid.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Man.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
We gotta we gotta pay for the We gotta pay
for the happy hour at Chief's Bar. You know Eric Church,
you know his new bar downtown. Yea, that's where the
happy hour is if we don't have enough money to
pay for it, they're not gonna hold that room, the
whole second floor for us.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
We couldn't get in.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Were able to get in, they'd be like, oh, sorry,
you're not allowed.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
We tried Rain Bay third person they were were they
were too popular.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
You couldn't get in.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I had a glimpse and I got bounced out of
there because they were so busy.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Well wet.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
The whole second floor reserved for the happy hour, but
we got to bake payment. So yeah, get your tickets.
Coaches Convention Sorelosers dot Com. But we're gonna start the
show Man.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
We're gonna do it live. Wait ah, the one two
three sore Loser.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
What up, everybody. I'm lunchbox. I know the most about.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty munch a sports.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Genius, y'all. It's Suson. I'm from the North. I'm in
Alpha Male. I live on the north side of Nashville Baser.
My wife, she was a Broadway girl, took her north
to the country. It's beautiful. We have two point two acres.
I enjoy looking at the fields every single day. Now,
I believe they told us it's like a turnover crop,
so not necessarily the crops, but this is the season
(04:45):
where they build up the nutrients that are gonna be
put into the soil. So maybe they're not growing anything
right now. It's just turnover Susan.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, I'm not sure if someone emailed us that or
if they put that on the Facebook, but I remember
her reading about saying, you want some thing always in
the field because it keeps the soil fresh and full
of nutrients. And if you just let it go baar,
it's harder to grow things. It's not as good for
the crops. And I don't remember the exact details, but
(05:13):
I'm from the country, so I know that. So most
people don't care. You go to Whole Foods.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I get it. You get a granola bar, you get
on your scooter, you know, and you're gonna drink your
wheat beer. You got to cut with a knife. I
get it. You don't give a shit about the fields.
But I pass them every day. I passed the truck
drivers every single day. Okay, so the sore losers, we
give a shit over to you. Man.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
So the wife and I we went out to dinner
with another couple all night. Yeah, a little double date.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
When'd y'all start swinging?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
If this was an interview for a swinger's that's what
I kind of got the impression. When they texted and said, Hey,
you guys want to go to dinner on Saturday night.
I was like, huh, that's weird. You guys have never
asked us to do anything in our lives. So yeah, okay, cool.
We've known you for like, you know, three years, but yeah,
we'll go to dinner with you guys, no problems. You're like,
all right, we made a reservation, you know, seven fifteen
(06:02):
at a Mexican restaurant, Like all right, great, And they
said we'll pick you up.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
In the Uber Uber at seven.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Sinking to mile nice. Uh no, not.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Sinking to mile. This is like this last weekend.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
And so it sounded weird.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I was like it did?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I switched it switched it?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
In my head, I was like, man, this audio sounds weird,
but maybe it's just me. It's a new studio, still
learning that. I don't understand my kid. He set up anyway,
So we go to the restaurant and we walk up
the stairs to the restaurant. We walk in, there's just
people sitting at tables, and a waiter walks back and goes, oh,
the hostess stand is at the other side of the restaurant.
You guys came in the back door.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Oh good, Oh my bad.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Well there's stairs leading right up here, so I don't
know how this is to be considered the back door,
but yeah, cool, right, let's let's head over there.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
We go over there, We're like, all right, we're here,
and they're like, oh, we had a seven to fifteen
reservation for the hat Fields.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
They're like, oh yeah, oh yeah, right here, just give
me one second. I'll get the table set up for you,
which I don't understand. All they do is go and
literally put the menus on the table, then walk back
and walk you to the table. Why do we not
just walk with them to the table.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Why did they not take care of us? Why are
they just a fluffer over to you?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
So she walks away, she's gone for about forty five seconds,
comes walking back. Oh, did you guys prefer a regular
table or a high top, right, whatever's easier for you?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Just well, we have both options at this restaurant. I said,
at hi high tops. Fine.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Then she goes, okay, I mean we do have a
load top if you wut a load top, And I'm like,
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Was there an option to sit on the floor?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I mean, she goes, a high top you can just
see over the you know, like the rest of the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
And I'm like, just give us the high top. Then
we'll take the high top, all right?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
So we go and we sit down and we're sitting
there and they come and they give us your chips
and some dips like salsa and other another type of salsa.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Really good. How are you guys been doing?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
The waitress comes over and she's like, pourses some waters
and then she's like would you like anything to drink?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Only problem is she doesn't speak much English.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
That's problem. But I was in Costa Rica for a summer,
but I'm not with you.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
But the Hatfields though, the wife speaks a little bit
of Spanish.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
And so we're there and we're like, oh, you know,
it says Margarita flight. What's in your Margarita flight? She's
like what, oh, and we're right.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
The Margarita flight. And she was like, oh, you want
a margarita. Uh no, no, no, I said a word
after that one, and I'm like no, no, no, like the flights,
like what which margarita's come with it?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
And she goes, oh, there's three different types of beer
a plane fly.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
And I'm like no, no, no, like it says margarita
f so there has to be three margaritas on this flight.
And I don't know how to say this in Spanish, right, like,
I don't know how to say this, and either does
the hat missus hatfield.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, it's a margherita reporto.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Then she's like a let me go ask, Let me
go ask, and I'm like all right, cool, and she
comes back and she's like yes, so it's this, this
and sangria. We're like wait, wait, that's not a margarita flight, right,
One margarita and two random.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Drinks that aren't margarita aren't margarita.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
So that's not a margarita flight.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
You should have all flavors of margarita's.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
If it's a margarita flight, I want three different types
of margarita's. I'm in the same flight with you, no
pun intended. So we cancel the flight and we I'll
just get a regular. I'll just get this margarita. I'll
just get this margarita. I'll get this margarita.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
All right, cool?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
And then missus Hatfield goes, oh, and by the way,
are these chips and.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
The dips are they gluten free? Because I have a
gluten allergy.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Whoa, that's me a problem.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
And the ladies like huh up there we go.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
And she's like are these gluten free? I have a
gluten allergy, so I just want to make sure these
are gluten free. Oh boy, and she goes yeah yeah,
and we're like yeah, yeah they have gluten or yeah,
yeah they're gluten free. And she goes, yeah, you can
eat them.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
And I'm like no, no, no, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Okay, so she has an allergy, like if she eats gluten,
it's gonna met. She goes, so does this have gluten?
I think it's fine, but I don't care. We're not worried.
If you think it's fine, we need to know if
it has gluten. Let me go ask cheese, all right, seese?
(10:55):
So she disappears, comes back, she goes, no gluten, no gluten, ask.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Like all right.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
So she goes butts our drinks in all of a sudden,
they come over and they say, all right, who had
the Mimosa flight?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
This is a joke, right, I'm right?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
No, no, no, no, like, no one said anything about mimosas.
I was like, this is seven o'clock at night. I
didn't know people drink Mamosa's at night. They had a flight,
didn't know they had a Mimosa flight. We mentioned a
Margarita flight. Oh, you had a Margarita flight. No, no, no,
wait no, no, we didn't actually order the margarita flight.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Dude, I can't do this if I have not already
had a drink and some chips and sauce in my mouth.
At this point, I'm panicking. No, I'm eating the chips
and susa, okay. And you didn't care about the gluten.
I'm good. I don't care about my right about gluten.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Then she comes back.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Over after we find salcea all over you. I got
salsa on my shirt. You know the happ fields, right, dude?
Do you even chew the stuff? I'm like, no, I
just devour it. That's what I love to do.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Chewi's. They got the buffet where you can go get
different dips. You get the ranch dip the salsa dip.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Okay, so, I mean that was the greatest they had
free k soo at happy hour at Chewis.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Don't know if they have that anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I need to go to Chewies.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Because of COVID they took away the self served bar. Anyway,
So we get done, we get our drinks. She's like,
all right, you know, can I take your orders? And
we're like and she's like, okay, does this have gluten?
If I ordered this, do you have this gluten free?
I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Oh so she's now needing the food that also be
gluten free because food gluten is like wheat flour or something.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah, something.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I don't really know what gluten is, but she has
a bad allergy to gluten.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Dated a girl that needed stuff to be gluten free.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
And actually, in the year that I dated, I never
tried to find out about it.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
That's good. I can tell you're really into her. Is
that before or after you're married?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Before?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
And yet and all that time didn't once to learn
about the gluten. I know it made her tired.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
So the waitress like, I go ask and oh my god.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
So finally missus Hapio goes up to the host of
Santa says, hey, do you have a gluten free menu?
And they show her they handle the menu that has
all the gluten, Like, what has gluten?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
What done?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I was broken down, perfect smooth. So she orders a
chicken casadea.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
You guys needed me, man, I was in coach Rigo
whole summer. Yeah, I know, I'm a good in between
I understand. She ordered the chicken casadea on corn tortillas. Cool. Oh,
corn tortillas might be gluten.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
No, these are not gluten. It set it on the menu.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
So we sit there and we wait, and we wait.
Twenty minutes is gone by.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
No food.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
What about drinks?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Having drinks? I've had two drinks at this point.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Okay, I missed that update.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yeah, well, she came back and said, oh, do you
guys need another drink. We're like, yeah, yeah, we'll get
another round of drinks. She brings us another round of drinks.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Thanks for using the real straws. I don't care about
the fucking turtles.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Forty minutes comes.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Byah, I would have been out the door at home
watching Clemson in Texas.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
And still no food.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Hell no, you're too nice. The conversation must have been flowing.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Well.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
We didn't see her for most of that time, right,
And she comes back over and she's like, oh, you
still don't have your food and we're like, no, but
we can we get our check too when you bring
the food because we got somewhere to be.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Dude, she had no communication with you guys and no
communication with the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
And she's like, oh, you already need your check. But
did you guys already.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Eat Oh no, And I'm like no, no, no, we haven't
eaten yet. That's why we're we just want to have
our check. That way, when the food comes, we can
eat fast and go.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Where we're eating.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yet it's not really helping your argument when you've stuffed
your face with three different trays of chips.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
And she's like, okay, I go check on it. I'll
go check on it.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I'm gonna check on it in the kitchen. Where's Jose
and where's my case at?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Now here comes the manager.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
He comes over and goes, oh, guy, I'm sorry sorry,
and he doesn't speak much English.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
You need to go to my spot up in the country.
I do.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
I need to get out of the city. And he's
like I hear we've dropped the ball, you know what
I mean, on the soccer ball. And he was like,
He's like, do we still have time to make your food?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
What have you been doing?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
I'm like, what do you mean? Just now make it?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Like he's like, so sorry, And so what I think
is she forgot to put our food order in.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Oh, dude, like I think this is what happened.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Oh, and he was like, you know, if you just
give us a few minutes, we'll have that food out.
You know, do you have you know, five to ten minutes?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
And I'm like, what's been forty three minutes already. I
guess we can wait another five to ten, you know.
And he's like, okay, well we'll get ready. He goes,
and for this mistake, your appetizer is on us tonight.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Gonna need more than that.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I'm like, only the appetizer. He goes, yes, I'm so sorry.
You know, we just it's our mess up. I apologize.
You know, we're gonna make it right. I will be
right back. We'll go get your food.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
So they go back.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
About eight minutes later, here comes our food. Here comes
my faida. Mister Hatfield, what did he get?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
He got some.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
He got some shrimp tacos. They're steaming my wife and I.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Split the feetas for two beef and steak, beef and chicken,
I mean, and there's no caesadia. And here comes the waitress.
Everything good, and we're like, she still doesn't have her casadia. Oh,
let me go check on that.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Brutal.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
She comes back out about five minutes later with a
casadia and we're like, and she's like, oh, ma'am, Misshapfield goes, ma'am,
are these flower tortillas?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
No, those are corn.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
She ordered corn.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yeah, she goes, because I have a gluten allergy. Practically
took the order and she says.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
This looks like flour. And the waitress like, no, no,
it's corn. And I hold up my corn tortilla and
I'm like, ma'am, this is a yellow corn tortilla that
looks like flower. She has a gluten allergy that will
make her really sick if that's flower. She goes, that's corn.
(17:10):
We have different type of corn tortillas. She goes, I
asked the chef, and I'm like I and she's arguing
with us. Now She's like, I put the order in
as corn tortillas. So that is corn, and you're judging
the gluten based off color. I'm judging off color because
I got a corn tortia in my hand and it
is yellow. That is white with the brown spots where
you know, they get a little puffy and then they
(17:33):
and after we say it about four times, she goes,
I go and make sure, I go, make sure. Eight
minutes later comes back, I am so sorry.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
You were right. Those were flowerholder on.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
The spot, those were flower You would add a murder
on your hands.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
And here comes the manager again.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah, you'd better have more talking today.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
And missus Happiel told her in Spanish, you know this
is mooie cerealso yes, said said.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Serious.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I get very serious sick if I eat that. That's
that's a big mistake. Getta manager comes over, Hey, mam Ma, pa,
that's not and he's like, once again, it seems we
dropped the ball. And I'm like, he goes, tonight, your
dinner is on us.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Now we're talking now. I like, you, manager, no ways
with the corn tortillas. Don't worry about giving her gluten.
And I don't give a name.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Give her gluten if you're gonna give me a free meal.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
For that goodnight we dine in Heaven boys. Tonight we
died on the house. Give me three more orders of me.
Hey that uh, that little situation with the receipt that
he said we wanted rip it up.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Don't need to bring us to check because that's on you.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
And you be signing your own check.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
He's like, I apologize that. We just we just asked.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
We're you know, we're new here and we were trying
to figure out some things and we just asked, we
beg of you to give give us another shot.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
We awe us another shot.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I'm starving. We need to give him another shot.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Is give us another shot? Please?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
You tell me you're bringing your amigo. And he knows
Spanish and we're not fucking around, soborusso.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
And we're like all right, and he walks away and
then the waitress comes up. It's like, I'm sorry. They
give me four tables. Four tables, so it's very busy,
very busy.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
I'm like, oh yeah, She's like okay, thank you, thank you. Guys.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Have a great night. So that was our dinner out
with the neighbors man. It took over after we had ordered.
By the time missus Hatfield got her case Ada. It
had been fifty four minutes, but all was made right
because we didn't have to pay a free night out. Hey,
that's pretty good. We had to pay the babysitter, but
(19:51):
it was a free night out. And we'll take a break, prey, let's.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Break down this college football all the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Because it's the weekend happened, and I'm gonna assume Texas won.
I'm gonna assume some other teams won. We know Texas won.
They've had Columbia or whoever they had, there had to
be an upset. I mean Notre Dame had to lose
to Indiana or Penn State had to lose SMU is
it just gonna be chalked the whole way stop.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
That's the reason. I don't think it can be chalk.
Guys were recording this a little weird, but I don't
think it can be chalk. And here's why the Notre
Dame boys, I know you were heavy on them. I
watched a little bit of tape. They got a good
running back. Apparently they got a stable back there. That
quarterback Interseptica some issues. I don't think.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Notre Dame is gonna be a solid force. So yeah,
let's say Indiana.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Won that SMU small quarterbacks, shorter me and guess what, guys,
news flash, I ain't in college football.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
So he's just so they got pushed around.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
He's not good for the game. Give me the who
they play an give me a law in those boys,
they were in the Heisman runnings all year. I'd say,
Penn State one, you gotta go Texas. It's gonna be
a little chalky, though, when you got the likes of
the not the Poise State chalk, but when you've got
the likes of the Oregons, the Georgia, it's it's chalk shit. Man,
It's gonna basically be a pretty much a kid sidewalk chalk.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
I got a question for you. What do you do
for Christmas? You guys hanging out the house?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, so we were gonna go possibly to my house.
Ends up being a thousand dollars flight, oh to Michigan. Yeah,
so I said, Beazer's not coming, I can come Southwest
doesn't fly there. We don't have a companion pass, and
so we just said, hey, it's just too expensive new
stuff with the board, I really can't leave it for
more than like three days.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
So you were gonna leave, Baser and go to your
house by yourself to see your parents for Christmas or
right after Christmas and come back because she has events
with her family.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
But we're here. We're here, man. Now that was all
up in the sky and the cosmos, but it never happened.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah, okay, that's cool. Man. So are you doing? Like,
what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Man?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
But like Christmas Day?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Now, what are you doing? Are you gonna be at
Bay's parents' house Christmas Day? We're gonna be at our house.
Justin May come over. He said, he wants to make
us turkey.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Oh nice.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
He thinks it's Thanksgiving or something. I don't know if
he was dipping in the brown, but he said he
would love to make us a turkey. I didn't know
it was Thanksgiving. Part two.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
You're not gonna go open presence at Baser's parents house
or anything.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
It's Baser's call. Baser said, Apparently they always did presence
at her parents' house. Her dad handed me the torch.
Now it is my job as the man of the
house to have presence at my house. But then later
on in the day, we're all going to her brother's place.
The night before he went to her brother's place, brent Wood,
the high Society. We're doing it at.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
All, That's what That's where I'll try to get at.
Do you not see her fan like her brother doesn't
come over, but you're gonna go to her brother's house
open presence, So you're gonna So do you and Bazer
even have presence under your tree?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Yeah, because it's just.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
You two, just us. I haven't wrapped her. She's wrapped allmine.
And I've heard every day now for the past week,
where are my presidents? I said, I'm gonna wrap him,
and then we go too hard on the big show,
and I'm too tired. I say, I don't feel like
wrapping him, and we are one day out, two day out,
three a out. I may be wrapping them Christmas morning.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I will tell you what I hated the most was
when I was younger, as I'd wait till the damn
night before to wrap presents for my brother, my sister
and my parents.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Oh my god, it's a lot. It is a lot.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
And I remember once I'm Courtney, it was this chick
I was friends with high school and my parents. We
usually went to midnight Mass and it only lasted an hour.
But Courtney, you know, high school, and she was like, hey,
you want to go to midnight Mass with me? Yeah, dude,
She's like, I'll help you wrap your presence afterwards.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
I was like, hell yeah, I don't wrap it up?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, what else are you gonna help me wrap up?
If you know what I'm saying? And so we go
to midnight Mass at her church. The only problem is
that damn thing lasted two and a half hours. Two
and a half hour church on midnight Mass, so it's
two thirty in the damn morning. So needless to say,
when we got done with midnight Mass, she wasn't about
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to help me wrap shit.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
You was picked boy.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
She was like, ah, I'm kinda tired, I'm gonna go
to bed. I'm like, you said you were gonna help
me wrap. So I had to drive my ass home
and wrap presents at two two forty five in the morning.
By the time I got.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Home, hair kid, here's an old newspaper.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Use that and I'm talking, Oh, I had to wrap
a present for Keith.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Don't you use the sparts section now? I need it
for betting tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
I mean, I it was rough. That sucked.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
You gotta prepare for it as a dude. We're not
grat at arts and crafts. Luckily, I just had practice
a month ago for her birthday. But with the tape,
the scissors, the measuring out, the being able to see
a size of something, and then you know you have
to overjudge it for the rapping and it can't look
like shit. It's it's a lot of hearts and crafts
for a dude.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Needless to say, I'm not a very good rapper.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Well, one time I had him do it at the mall,
told me about one hundred bucks. Never gonna do that again.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
It was every bit of one hundred dollars to get
him wrap some presents.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
That's funny because we did the gift giving on the
Big Show Show, and we had to go to one
certain department store, right because we had gift cards.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Yeah, and so I check out.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
At the cashier and they're like, oh, if you want
a gift wrap, you can go up to the second
floor and they'll gift wrap it for you. I'm like, oh,
hell yeah, I don't have to wrap something.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
This is amazing. She goes.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
You just go up the escalator to the right, and
it says like a little, uh, can we help you desk?
And that's where they're doing the gift wrapping, and I
said how much does that cost? She goes, oh, no,
it's absolutely free. I'm in said, sign me up, sign
me up. I am all about a free gift wrap.
So I walk up to the counter. There's three ladies
standing there and they how can I help you? I
(25:40):
was like, yeah, I just want to get this gift wrap.
She goes, there's a box right over there. Wait what
said what? I said, yeah, but I want to I
want a gift wrap right The lady downstairs says it's free.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
She goes, I'm not wrapping that.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Customer service in this country has reached an all time peak,
and by peak I mean valley.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
I said, well, downstairs at the register, she told me,
this is the counter where you guys are doing gift wrap.
She goes, I'm not doing that. There's a box right
over there. You can grab and wrap it at your house.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Hey, can you show me how to shine these shoes?
I don't know looking up on YouTube, guys, customer service
needs to improve.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
I was like, oh, another two lady goes another two
lady stand there. Go so she told you this desk
is where you're gonna get a gift wrap and I
was like, yeah. She goes, I don't know why she's
telling people that we haven't been gift wrapping.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
What are they doing? I don't know what you're who
you're talking.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
To these three ladies at the Can I help you desk?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
But it was just one of those where it's like,
help yourself to wrap it yourself?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Well, there was no wrapping paper. There was literally just
a brown box. They pointed to the right and said
you can grab one of those brown boxes.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Quiet the hell of the setup they had, man, And.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I'm like, oh, I'm very confused because the lady of
the cash register is under the impression you guys are
doing free gift wrapping up here. She goes, well, maybe
I can call someone else and they'll come wrap.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
It for you.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
All right, Yes, sorry, I'm not a professional rapper and.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
I might know that's okay? Here here, let me call someone.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Hey, Sandra, he doesn't know he worked a scotch tape
and scissors over to you.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Ain't Sandra? Can you come up here on the second floor.
This guy wants a gift wrap he ain't doing it,
and Sandra's like, what is Arnold's mom. I'm currently with
a customer right now. Can can you guys not wrap it?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
You tell him it's Christmas? Even he can go him south.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
And they're like, uh no, uh, we're not doing gift
wrapping today.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
And if you, if could you come up and do it?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Is he that guy from the radio, I'll come up
and do it.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
She's like, give me about ten minutes. I'm like, no, no, no,
I got I said, I don't have ten minutes. I
will just grab a brown box. And I went and
grab a ground brown box stuck it in there, and
they're like, oh no, she said she'd be up here.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
I'm like, no, I got the box. I'm out. Are
you sure you don't want to get trapped? You guys
just gave me the whole business about it. You don't
get trapped. You gotta wait ten minutes, go get a
brown box. Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Give wrap this middle finger.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
But that all takes me to my point though, that
I've been wrapping presents early this year, so as we've
gotten closer to Christmas, there's been more presents on the
under the tree to build the anticipation of the kids
and them seeing the presence and.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Running to the tree and grabbing them and like, oh,
what's this? Oh what's this? Dad? Can I open this one?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (28:17):
No, no, no, no, that way.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
I'm not up until two thirty in the morning because
last year it was our first Christmas really with presents
for the kids. I mean we got one or two
when they were young, but now of age. God, we
were up till one o'clock in the morning. Is exhausting
and you're so tired because they wake up at five
o'clock on Christmas. But this year we have been wrapping
prematurely and we are ready to go.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, and you also have to be smart with it.
You gotta know what's gonna be in each one. So
maybe it's you leave some notes to yourself. I was
trying to think, where do people screw up? You're I
wouldn't screw up with It's just me and Bazer because
I'm only labeling them for her, So there's no way
to mess that up. You with multiple kids, Oh kids
getting the right presents?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, you gotta know which Okay, that one was in
tender for that one, because that do you wrap it
because I wrap them all one time and then you're like, oh, man,
which one's which, which one's which?
Speaker 3 (29:07):
This happens like I did, uh I got them. I
got them wallets this year.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Yeah, because they're big on they like to do like
help around the house to earn a quarter.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
You put a couple of bucks in there.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
I meant to put a dollar in each one. Totally forgot,
So it's wrapped. No dollar.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Look what dad has in his shoe.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Yeah, all right, we'll take a break. We're bright back.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Listen, guys, we are a few weeks away Christmas in
the house. The present you need sore losers dot com
print it out, say honey.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
You're going to the coaches getting mention. We'd love to
see there.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Nothing like a virtual gift, guys.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
I mean no, it could be an actual gift.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
It's the gift that keeps on giving. Clark.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah, as Buddy Glass, I mean he I don't know
now he doesn't get it for Christmas. They goes a
couple trying to think. I know, there was a couple
of times that wives have sent their husbands as Christmas presents,
and it's like the best Christmas gift ever.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Do you ever think though, you know, you're not saying
that the convension would fail. We've had four successful conventions.
Three however you judge success. But did you just see
the gift of the absolute miracle, Baby Jesus that came
upon us. The hockey game we're going to is gonna
have ten thousand Keith Urban bobbleheads that they're gonna give out.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
It just so happens. That's the game we're going to.
And here's the thing, and guess who's gonna be there.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I'm gonna guess Keith Urban. He's gotta be and he's
got exactly what I thought. He's gotta see sing the
national anthem. He doesn't sing the fucking national anthem. They're
the Predators are not gonna hear the end of me.
I thought the same thing when it was announced, Hey,
sore losers are coming to the Keith Urban Knight at
the Predator's Hockey Arena and we're giving away bobbleheads. I'm like,
(30:53):
in my head, I am glad you had the exact
same thought.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
I'm like, like.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
You're telling me for a second, we're gonna give these
bobbleheads and he's not seeing the national anthem. That'd be
the worst promotion of all time.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
There has to be a cameo by Keith Urban at
that game, no matter.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
I mean, it just makes so much sense. He has
maybe he drops the puck.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I'm not even thinking that. I'm thinking he's in the
same area of us. I grab him, have him pop
in the suite. We're from the Big show. Keith. Why
don't you say hi to some of our closest friends.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Hey, Keith, you want to come over here?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Tab him? Oh no, guy, guys, don't grab his dick. Guys, coach,
don't roll over. We introduce him to the Losers. They
attack the guy.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
I mean, it just makes sense, like, if you're gonna
do something like that, you've got to have Keith Urban
in attendance.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
But lucky, things like that happen to good people. It's
awesome that we've been blessed with that.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I mean, what a great job by the Predators to
have such a special event on the night we're gonna
be there.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Sorelosers dot com Sore.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Loosers dot com. Man, all right, you ready to get
out of here? Yeah? I know you need to go
take a nap. It's been a long day.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yeah, we got a little company party. And if I
don't get two hours, I'm not even kidding. If one
of min mintal management people sets me off, I will
have a stern word for them if I get anything
less than two hours.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Okay, well with that, we'll take a break. We'll not
take a break. We're gonna go home.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Hery man, you listen to me, son of a bitch.
I don't like what you did promotional wise in twenty
twenty four. So over, bitch, all right, see you guys later.
I have a good new year.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Yeah, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I hope you have a great Christmas. We will see
you next week is our own only pod this week.
Next Monday, we'll be back with a new pod. Merry Christmas, Ray,
Merry Christmas to you and your wife.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Hopefully we have Arnold in the new year. There are
reports in Wichita that he died.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Oh no, sore losers dot com.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
I didn't I don't think they're shootings. He didn't go
to Memphis, dude, he went to Wichita.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
He may not run over by a tractor.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
He may got run over by a track possible, or
maybe he did some plowing himself.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
I don't know, but he's having a good you know. Hey,
all right, well that's good man.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I'm telling you man. You look at the college CFP playoffs. Dude,
maybe it is chalk. Maybe it is chalky.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Yeah, I mean, we have no idea what happened this
past weekend. Just a good guessing game.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I like what you said that with Indiana, you know,
other than that, I bet they end up maybe it's
a little chalky.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
That mean it's gotta be Oh wait, you know who
we forgot played this weekend, Tennessee and Ohio State. We
didn't even talk about how they played this weekend. If
if it so happens at Ohio State lost, justin lost
in the Fantasy football playoffs.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Ohio State lost. He lost out on a girl recently.
Oh no, And I mean does he still have an apartment?
He has an apartment everything, But it's just been a
it's Oh and I beat him in golf. I kicked
his ass. It was done by the fourteenth. Oh so
he took a beating over about a week and a half.
But let's just hope Ohio State did not lose.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Oh poor justin man poor. Hopefully it has a better Christmas. Man, well,
you'll probably come over and burn the turkey.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Dude, oh man, we do know that if Ohio State
did lose, he found the bottom of the bottle.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
And we know he's not coming over Christmas. If Ohio
State lost, there's no chance. Maybe he'll pull up to
my house.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
It's closer. Do you want to come hang out with
a bunch of kids.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
You're right, so all that hinges on the game, oh man.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Man,
Sleep at the radio station. Hello, Oh, we're live. We're live.
I accidently be alive, man.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I mean, happy Christmas Eve Eve, That's what I'm saying.
It's Monday and it feels great, dude, let's go.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Arnold is off. He is with Abby and her family.
They are in Wichita. There is a fire, there is snow,
there is a house. Arnold is getting cozy. When the
parents go to bed, say around two am, he sneaks
from one room into the other.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
And what he's building a Christmas present? That's what it
sounds like. Some hammering.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Or some drilling.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Man, there's some drilling. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
There's some jack hammering that he sneaks back into his room.
He'll be back though soon enough. All right, we're gonna
do it live.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
You think I'll be back for the New Year? Yeah? Good.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I think he may have proposed. Wow, we know he
didn't have a a present. We've been giving him two
hundred dollars. You're right, so, and what you can do
with rings? And I found that out. You don't have
to pay for him. Oh don't give you that ring?
And you uh, sometimes they make you put on a
couple hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Not me.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Maybe with our deal with the radio station. Bro, I
didn't pay for years. Pay for years.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
That's so smart, bro.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I had bo As texting me up until twenty twenty two.
Ill fucking pay his ass.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Hey man, Hey, I know you're still working because I
hear you on the radio. But any chance you can
drop by and like give me a little bit of
that cash because my books are uneven.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
All right, please tell me, I say, I gotta read it.
I saved it. I saved the text. Please, bowl As
the owner of the ring store. So can you tell
me where we can clear the two hundred and ninety
one dollars? And he goes he was making fun of me.
(01:56):
He goes, I can next week. I promise. Hey, I
still didn't get the full balance. As you promise, I
need you to call tomorrow and pay your two hundred
and ninety one dollars with a credit card over the phone.
Please text me after you do it, Boas. I hit
him back four hours later, paid yesterday, my brother. Let's
(02:17):
toast a glass to a friendship on a firmer and
more lasting basis. Boaz, you are my amigo for life
to twenty twenty one, and beyond, and he texted me
back thumbs up wine glass ring trophy and I heard it. Guys,
(02:38):
you do not have to pay for those rings up front.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
That's really funny. Oh my god, that's great. Hey, my friend,
you have not paid.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
And he quoted me. Dude, he quoted me with my
own words. I will pay it tomorrow, I promise, making
fun of me because I gave him that one. He
made fun of me.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I mean the fact use your own words against you.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Dude, he is coming after my ass.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I mean, that's absolutely fantastic.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Bro. He was about to put a two hundred ninety
one dollars head out on my ass.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Maybe my favorite thing I've heard all year.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Mint Hey quote unquote, all pay tomorrow, dude. Hey, but
that's why we put up the installments for Coaches Convention four,
because if we just gave people the tickets, they would say,
all pay tomorrow, and then we'd be hitting Carroway up. Hey,
Carroway man, you still haven't paid.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Man.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
We gotta we gotta pay for the We gotta pay
for the happy hour at Chief's Bar. You know Eric Church,
you know his new bar downtown. Yea, that's where the
happy hour is if we don't have enough money to
pay for it, they're not gonna hold that room, the
whole second floor for us.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
We couldn't get in.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Were able to get in, they'd be like, oh, sorry,
you're not allowed.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
We tried Rain Bay third person they were were they
were too popular.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
You couldn't get in.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I had a glimpse and I got bounced out of
there because they were so busy.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Well wet.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
The whole second floor reserved for the happy hour, but
we got to bake payment. So yeah, get your tickets.
Coaches Convention Sorelosers dot Com. But we're gonna start the
show Man.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
We're gonna do it live. Wait ah, the one two
three sore Loser.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
What up, everybody. I'm lunchbox. I know the most about.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty munch a sports.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Genius, y'all. It's Suson. I'm from the North. I'm in
Alpha Male. I live on the north side of Nashville Baser.
My wife, she was a Broadway girl, took her north
to the country. It's beautiful. We have two point two acres.
I enjoy looking at the fields every single day. Now,
I believe they told us it's like a turnover crop,
so not necessarily the crops, but this is the season
(04:45):
where they build up the nutrients that are gonna be
put into the soil. So maybe they're not growing anything
right now. It's just turnover Susan.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, I'm not sure if someone emailed us that or
if they put that on the Facebook, but I remember
her reading about saying, you want some thing always in
the field because it keeps the soil fresh and full
of nutrients. And if you just let it go baar,
it's harder to grow things. It's not as good for
the crops. And I don't remember the exact details, but
(05:13):
I'm from the country, so I know that. So most
people don't care. You go to Whole Foods.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I get it. You get a granola bar, you get
on your scooter, you know, and you're gonna drink your
wheat beer. You got to cut with a knife. I
get it. You don't give a shit about the fields.
But I pass them every day. I passed the truck
drivers every single day. Okay, so the sore losers, we
give a shit over to you. Man.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
So the wife and I we went out to dinner
with another couple all night. Yeah, a little double date.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
When'd y'all start swinging?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
If this was an interview for a swinger's that's what
I kind of got the impression. When they texted and said, Hey,
you guys want to go to dinner on Saturday night.
I was like, huh, that's weird. You guys have never
asked us to do anything in our lives. So yeah, okay, cool.
We've known you for like, you know, three years, but yeah,
we'll go to dinner with you guys, no problems. You're like,
all right, we made a reservation, you know, seven fifteen
(06:02):
at a Mexican restaurant, Like all right, great, And they
said we'll pick you up.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
In the Uber Uber at seven.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Sinking to mile nice. Uh no, not.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Sinking to mile. This is like this last weekend.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
And so it sounded weird.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I was like it did?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I switched it switched it?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
In my head, I was like, man, this audio sounds weird,
but maybe it's just me. It's a new studio, still
learning that. I don't understand my kid. He set up anyway,
So we go to the restaurant and we walk up
the stairs to the restaurant. We walk in, there's just
people sitting at tables, and a waiter walks back and goes, oh,
the hostess stand is at the other side of the restaurant.
You guys came in the back door.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Oh good, Oh my bad.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Well there's stairs leading right up here, so I don't
know how this is to be considered the back door,
but yeah, cool, right, let's let's head over there.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
We go over there, We're like, all right, we're here,
and they're like, oh, we had a seven to fifteen
reservation for the hat Fields.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
They're like, oh yeah, oh yeah, right here, just give
me one second. I'll get the table set up for you,
which I don't understand. All they do is go and
literally put the menus on the table, then walk back
and walk you to the table. Why do we not
just walk with them to the table.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Why did they not take care of us? Why are
they just a fluffer over to you?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
So she walks away, she's gone for about forty five seconds,
comes walking back. Oh, did you guys prefer a regular
table or a high top, right, whatever's easier for you?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Just well, we have both options at this restaurant. I said,
at hi high tops. Fine.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Then she goes, okay, I mean we do have a
load top if you wut a load top, And I'm like,
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Was there an option to sit on the floor?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I mean, she goes, a high top you can just
see over the you know, like the rest of the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
And I'm like, just give us the high top. Then
we'll take the high top, all right?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
So we go and we sit down and we're sitting
there and they come and they give us your chips
and some dips like salsa and other another type of salsa.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Really good. How are you guys been doing?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
The waitress comes over and she's like, pourses some waters
and then she's like would you like anything to drink?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Only problem is she doesn't speak much English.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
That's problem. But I was in Costa Rica for a summer,
but I'm not with you.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
But the Hatfields though, the wife speaks a little bit
of Spanish.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
And so we're there and we're like, oh, you know,
it says Margarita flight. What's in your Margarita flight? She's
like what, oh, and we're right.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
The Margarita flight. And she was like, oh, you want
a margarita. Uh no, no, no, I said a word
after that one, and I'm like no, no, no, like the flights,
like what which margarita's come with it?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
And she goes, oh, there's three different types of beer
a plane fly.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
And I'm like no, no, no, like it says margarita
f so there has to be three margaritas on this flight.
And I don't know how to say this in Spanish, right, like,
I don't know how to say this, and either does
the hat missus hatfield.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, it's a margherita reporto.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Then she's like a let me go ask, Let me
go ask, and I'm like all right, cool, and she
comes back and she's like yes, so it's this, this
and sangria. We're like wait, wait, that's not a margarita flight, right,
One margarita and two random.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Drinks that aren't margarita aren't margarita.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
So that's not a margarita flight.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
You should have all flavors of margarita's.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
If it's a margarita flight, I want three different types
of margarita's. I'm in the same flight with you, no
pun intended. So we cancel the flight and we I'll
just get a regular. I'll just get this margarita. I'll
just get this margarita. I'll get this margarita.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
All right, cool?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
And then missus Hatfield goes, oh, and by the way,
are these chips and.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
The dips are they gluten free? Because I have a
gluten allergy.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Whoa, that's me a problem.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
And the ladies like huh up there we go.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
And she's like are these gluten free? I have a
gluten allergy, so I just want to make sure these
are gluten free. Oh boy, and she goes yeah yeah,
and we're like yeah, yeah they have gluten or yeah,
yeah they're gluten free. And she goes, yeah, you can
eat them.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
And I'm like no, no, no, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Okay, so she has an allergy, like if she eats gluten,
it's gonna met. She goes, so does this have gluten?
I think it's fine, but I don't care. We're not worried.
If you think it's fine, we need to know if
it has gluten. Let me go ask cheese, all right, seese?
(10:55):
So she disappears, comes back, she goes, no gluten, no gluten, ask.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Like all right.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
So she goes butts our drinks in all of a sudden,
they come over and they say, all right, who had
the Mimosa flight?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
This is a joke, right, I'm right?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
No, no, no, no, like, no one said anything about mimosas.
I was like, this is seven o'clock at night. I
didn't know people drink Mamosa's at night. They had a flight,
didn't know they had a Mimosa flight. We mentioned a
Margarita flight. Oh, you had a Margarita flight. No, no, no,
wait no, no, we didn't actually order the margarita flight.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Dude, I can't do this if I have not already
had a drink and some chips and sauce in my mouth.
At this point, I'm panicking. No, I'm eating the chips
and susa, okay. And you didn't care about the gluten.
I'm good. I don't care about my right about gluten.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Then she comes back.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Over after we find salcea all over you. I got
salsa on my shirt. You know the happ fields, right, dude?
Do you even chew the stuff? I'm like, no, I
just devour it. That's what I love to do.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Chewi's. They got the buffet where you can go get
different dips. You get the ranch dip the salsa dip.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Okay, so, I mean that was the greatest they had
free k soo at happy hour at Chewis.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Don't know if they have that anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I need to go to Chewies.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Because of COVID they took away the self served bar. Anyway,
So we get done, we get our drinks. She's like,
all right, you know, can I take your orders? And
we're like and she's like, okay, does this have gluten?
If I ordered this, do you have this gluten free?
I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Oh so she's now needing the food that also be
gluten free because food gluten is like wheat flour or something.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah, something.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I don't really know what gluten is, but she has
a bad allergy to gluten.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Dated a girl that needed stuff to be gluten free.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
And actually, in the year that I dated, I never
tried to find out about it.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
That's good. I can tell you're really into her. Is
that before or after you're married?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Before?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
And yet and all that time didn't once to learn
about the gluten. I know it made her tired.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
So the waitress like, I go ask and oh my god.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
So finally missus Hapio goes up to the host of
Santa says, hey, do you have a gluten free menu?
And they show her they handle the menu that has
all the gluten, Like, what has gluten?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
What done?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I was broken down, perfect smooth. So she orders a
chicken casadea.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
You guys needed me, man, I was in coach Rigo
whole summer. Yeah, I know, I'm a good in between
I understand. She ordered the chicken casadea on corn tortillas. Cool. Oh,
corn tortillas might be gluten.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
No, these are not gluten. It set it on the menu.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
So we sit there and we wait, and we wait.
Twenty minutes is gone by.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
No food.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
What about drinks?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Having drinks? I've had two drinks at this point.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Okay, I missed that update.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yeah, well, she came back and said, oh, do you
guys need another drink. We're like, yeah, yeah, we'll get
another round of drinks. She brings us another round of drinks.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Thanks for using the real straws. I don't care about
the fucking turtles.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Forty minutes comes.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Byah, I would have been out the door at home
watching Clemson in Texas.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
And still no food.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Hell no, you're too nice. The conversation must have been flowing.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Well.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
We didn't see her for most of that time, right,
And she comes back over and she's like, oh, you
still don't have your food and we're like, no, but
we can we get our check too when you bring
the food because we got somewhere to be.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Dude, she had no communication with you guys and no
communication with the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
And she's like, oh, you already need your check. But
did you guys already.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Eat Oh no, And I'm like no, no, no, we haven't
eaten yet. That's why we're we just want to have
our check. That way, when the food comes, we can
eat fast and go.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Where we're eating.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yet it's not really helping your argument when you've stuffed
your face with three different trays of chips.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
And she's like, okay, I go check on it. I'll
go check on it.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I'm gonna check on it in the kitchen. Where's Jose
and where's my case at?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Now here comes the manager.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
He comes over and goes, oh, guy, I'm sorry sorry,
and he doesn't speak much English.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
You need to go to my spot up in the country.
I do.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
I need to get out of the city. And he's
like I hear we've dropped the ball, you know what
I mean, on the soccer ball. And he was like,
He's like, do we still have time to make your food?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
What have you been doing?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
I'm like, what do you mean? Just now make it?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Like he's like, so sorry, And so what I think
is she forgot to put our food order in.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Oh, dude, like I think this is what happened.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Oh, and he was like, you know, if you just
give us a few minutes, we'll have that food out.
You know, do you have you know, five to ten minutes?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
And I'm like, what's been forty three minutes already. I
guess we can wait another five to ten, you know.
And he's like, okay, well we'll get ready. He goes,
and for this mistake, your appetizer is on us tonight.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Gonna need more than that.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I'm like, only the appetizer. He goes, yes, I'm so sorry.
You know, we just it's our mess up. I apologize.
You know, we're gonna make it right. I will be
right back. We'll go get your food.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
So they go back.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
About eight minutes later, here comes our food. Here comes
my faida. Mister Hatfield, what did he get?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
He got some.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
He got some shrimp tacos. They're steaming my wife and I.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Split the feetas for two beef and steak, beef and chicken,
I mean, and there's no caesadia. And here comes the waitress.
Everything good, and we're like, she still doesn't have her casadia. Oh,
let me go check on that.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Brutal.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
She comes back out about five minutes later with a
casadia and we're like, and she's like, oh, ma'am, Misshapfield goes, ma'am,
are these flower tortillas?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
No, those are corn.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
She ordered corn.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yeah, she goes, because I have a gluten allergy. Practically
took the order and she says.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
This looks like flour. And the waitress like, no, no,
it's corn. And I hold up my corn tortilla and
I'm like, ma'am, this is a yellow corn tortilla that
looks like flower. She has a gluten allergy that will
make her really sick if that's flower. She goes, that's corn.
(17:10):
We have different type of corn tortillas. She goes, I
asked the chef, and I'm like I and she's arguing
with us. Now She's like, I put the order in
as corn tortillas. So that is corn, and you're judging
the gluten based off color. I'm judging off color because
I got a corn tortia in my hand and it
is yellow. That is white with the brown spots where
you know, they get a little puffy and then they
(17:33):
and after we say it about four times, she goes,
I go and make sure, I go, make sure. Eight
minutes later comes back, I am so sorry.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
You were right. Those were flowerholder on.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
The spot, those were flower You would add a murder
on your hands.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
And here comes the manager again.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah, you'd better have more talking today.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
And missus Happiel told her in Spanish, you know this
is mooie cerealso yes, said said.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Serious.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I get very serious sick if I eat that. That's
that's a big mistake. Getta manager comes over, Hey, mam Ma, pa,
that's not and he's like, once again, it seems we
dropped the ball. And I'm like, he goes, tonight, your
dinner is on us.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Now we're talking now. I like, you, manager, no ways
with the corn tortillas. Don't worry about giving her gluten.
And I don't give a name.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Give her gluten if you're gonna give me a free meal.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
For that goodnight we dine in Heaven boys. Tonight we
died on the house. Give me three more orders of me.
Hey that uh, that little situation with the receipt that
he said we wanted rip it up.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Don't need to bring us to check because that's on you.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
And you be signing your own check.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
He's like, I apologize that. We just we just asked.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
We're you know, we're new here and we were trying
to figure out some things and we just asked, we
beg of you to give give us another shot.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
We awe us another shot.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I'm starving. We need to give him another shot.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Is give us another shot? Please?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
You tell me you're bringing your amigo. And he knows
Spanish and we're not fucking around, soborusso.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
And we're like all right, and he walks away and
then the waitress comes up. It's like, I'm sorry. They
give me four tables. Four tables, so it's very busy,
very busy.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
I'm like, oh yeah, She's like okay, thank you, thank you. Guys.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Have a great night. So that was our dinner out
with the neighbors man. It took over after we had ordered.
By the time missus Hatfield got her case Ada. It
had been fifty four minutes, but all was made right
because we didn't have to pay a free night out. Hey,
that's pretty good. We had to pay the babysitter, but
(19:51):
it was a free night out. And we'll take a break, prey, let's.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Break down this college football all the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Because it's the weekend happened, and I'm gonna assume Texas won.
I'm gonna assume some other teams won. We know Texas won.
They've had Columbia or whoever they had, there had to
be an upset. I mean Notre Dame had to lose
to Indiana or Penn State had to lose SMU is
it just gonna be chalked the whole way stop.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
That's the reason. I don't think it can be chalk.
Guys were recording this a little weird, but I don't
think it can be chalk. And here's why the Notre
Dame boys, I know you were heavy on them. I
watched a little bit of tape. They got a good
running back. Apparently they got a stable back there. That
quarterback Interseptica some issues. I don't think.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Notre Dame is gonna be a solid force. So yeah,
let's say Indiana.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Won that SMU small quarterbacks, shorter me and guess what, guys,
news flash, I ain't in college football.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
So he's just so they got pushed around.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
He's not good for the game. Give me the who
they play an give me a law in those boys,
they were in the Heisman runnings all year. I'd say,
Penn State one, you gotta go Texas. It's gonna be
a little chalky, though, when you got the likes of
the not the Poise State chalk, but when you've got
the likes of the Oregons, the Georgia, it's it's chalk shit. Man,
It's gonna basically be a pretty much a kid sidewalk chalk.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
I got a question for you. What do you do
for Christmas? You guys hanging out the house?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, so we were gonna go possibly to my house.
Ends up being a thousand dollars flight, oh to Michigan. Yeah,
so I said, Beazer's not coming, I can come Southwest
doesn't fly there. We don't have a companion pass, and
so we just said, hey, it's just too expensive new
stuff with the board, I really can't leave it for
more than like three days.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
So you were gonna leave, Baser and go to your
house by yourself to see your parents for Christmas or
right after Christmas and come back because she has events
with her family.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
But we're here. We're here, man. Now that was all
up in the sky and the cosmos, but it never happened.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah, okay, that's cool. Man. So are you doing? Like,
what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Man?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
But like Christmas Day?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Now, what are you doing? Are you gonna be at
Bay's parents' house Christmas Day? We're gonna be at our house.
Justin May come over. He said, he wants to make
us turkey.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Oh nice.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
He thinks it's Thanksgiving or something. I don't know if
he was dipping in the brown, but he said he
would love to make us a turkey. I didn't know
it was Thanksgiving. Part two.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
You're not gonna go open presence at Baser's parents house
or anything.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
It's Baser's call. Baser said, Apparently they always did presence
at her parents' house. Her dad handed me the torch.
Now it is my job as the man of the
house to have presence at my house. But then later
on in the day, we're all going to her brother's place.
The night before he went to her brother's place, brent Wood,
the high Society. We're doing it at.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
All, That's what That's where I'll try to get at.
Do you not see her fan like her brother doesn't
come over, but you're gonna go to her brother's house
open presence, So you're gonna So do you and Bazer
even have presence under your tree?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Yeah, because it's just.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
You two, just us. I haven't wrapped her. She's wrapped allmine.
And I've heard every day now for the past week,
where are my presidents? I said, I'm gonna wrap him,
and then we go too hard on the big show,
and I'm too tired. I say, I don't feel like
wrapping him, and we are one day out, two day out,
three a out. I may be wrapping them Christmas morning.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I will tell you what I hated the most was
when I was younger, as I'd wait till the damn
night before to wrap presents for my brother, my sister
and my parents.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Oh my god, it's a lot. It is a lot.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
And I remember once I'm Courtney, it was this chick
I was friends with high school and my parents. We
usually went to midnight Mass and it only lasted an hour.
But Courtney, you know, high school, and she was like, hey,
you want to go to midnight Mass with me? Yeah, dude,
She's like, I'll help you wrap your presence afterwards.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
I was like, hell yeah, I don't wrap it up?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, what else are you gonna help me wrap up?
If you know what I'm saying? And so we go
to midnight Mass at her church. The only problem is
that damn thing lasted two and a half hours. Two
and a half hour church on midnight Mass, so it's
two thirty in the damn morning. So needless to say,
when we got done with midnight Mass, she wasn't about
(23:57):
to help me wrap shit.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
You was picked boy.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
She was like, ah, I'm kinda tired, I'm gonna go
to bed. I'm like, you said you were gonna help
me wrap. So I had to drive my ass home
and wrap presents at two two forty five in the morning.
By the time I got.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Home, hair kid, here's an old newspaper.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Use that and I'm talking, Oh, I had to wrap
a present for Keith.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Don't you use the sparts section now? I need it
for betting tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
I mean, I it was rough. That sucked.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
You gotta prepare for it as a dude. We're not
grat at arts and crafts. Luckily, I just had practice
a month ago for her birthday. But with the tape,
the scissors, the measuring out, the being able to see
a size of something, and then you know you have
to overjudge it for the rapping and it can't look
like shit. It's it's a lot of hearts and crafts
for a dude.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Needless to say, I'm not a very good rapper.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Well, one time I had him do it at the mall,
told me about one hundred bucks. Never gonna do that again.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
It was every bit of one hundred dollars to get
him wrap some presents.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
That's funny because we did the gift giving on the
Big Show Show, and we had to go to one
certain department store, right because we had gift cards.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Yeah, and so I check out.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
At the cashier and they're like, oh, if you want
a gift wrap, you can go up to the second
floor and they'll gift wrap it for you. I'm like, oh,
hell yeah, I don't have to wrap something.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
This is amazing. She goes.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
You just go up the escalator to the right, and
it says like a little, uh, can we help you desk?
And that's where they're doing the gift wrapping, and I
said how much does that cost? She goes, oh, no,
it's absolutely free. I'm in said, sign me up, sign
me up. I am all about a free gift wrap.
So I walk up to the counter. There's three ladies
standing there and they how can I help you? I
(25:40):
was like, yeah, I just want to get this gift wrap.
She goes, there's a box right over there. Wait what
said what? I said, yeah, but I want to I
want a gift wrap right The lady downstairs says it's free.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
She goes, I'm not wrapping that.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Customer service in this country has reached an all time peak,
and by peak I mean valley.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
I said, well, downstairs at the register, she told me,
this is the counter where you guys are doing gift wrap.
She goes, I'm not doing that. There's a box right
over there. You can grab and wrap it at your house.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Hey, can you show me how to shine these shoes?
I don't know looking up on YouTube, guys, customer service
needs to improve.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
I was like, oh, another two lady goes another two
lady stand there. Go so she told you this desk
is where you're gonna get a gift wrap and I
was like, yeah. She goes, I don't know why she's
telling people that we haven't been gift wrapping.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
What are they doing? I don't know what you're who
you're talking.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
To these three ladies at the Can I help you desk?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
But it was just one of those where it's like,
help yourself to wrap it yourself?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Well, there was no wrapping paper. There was literally just
a brown box. They pointed to the right and said
you can grab one of those brown boxes.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Quiet the hell of the setup they had, man, And.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I'm like, oh, I'm very confused because the lady of
the cash register is under the impression you guys are
doing free gift wrapping up here. She goes, well, maybe
I can call someone else and they'll come wrap.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
It for you.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
All right, Yes, sorry, I'm not a professional rapper and.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
I might know that's okay? Here here, let me call someone.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Hey, Sandra, he doesn't know he worked a scotch tape
and scissors over to you.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Ain't Sandra? Can you come up here on the second floor.
This guy wants a gift wrap he ain't doing it,
and Sandra's like, what is Arnold's mom. I'm currently with
a customer right now. Can can you guys not wrap it?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
You tell him it's Christmas? Even he can go him south.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
And they're like, uh no, uh, we're not doing gift
wrapping today.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
And if you, if could you come up and do it?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Is he that guy from the radio, I'll come up
and do it.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
She's like, give me about ten minutes. I'm like, no, no, no,
I got I said, I don't have ten minutes. I
will just grab a brown box. And I went and
grab a ground brown box stuck it in there, and
they're like, oh no, she said she'd be up here.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
I'm like, no, I got the box. I'm out. Are
you sure you don't want to get trapped? You guys
just gave me the whole business about it. You don't
get trapped. You gotta wait ten minutes, go get a
brown box. Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Give wrap this middle finger.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
But that all takes me to my point though, that
I've been wrapping presents early this year, so as we've
gotten closer to Christmas, there's been more presents on the
under the tree to build the anticipation of the kids
and them seeing the presence and.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Running to the tree and grabbing them and like, oh,
what's this? Oh what's this? Dad? Can I open this one?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (28:17):
No, no, no, no, that way.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
I'm not up until two thirty in the morning because
last year it was our first Christmas really with presents
for the kids. I mean we got one or two
when they were young, but now of age. God, we
were up till one o'clock in the morning. Is exhausting
and you're so tired because they wake up at five
o'clock on Christmas. But this year we have been wrapping
prematurely and we are ready to go.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, and you also have to be smart with it.
You gotta know what's gonna be in each one. So
maybe it's you leave some notes to yourself. I was
trying to think, where do people screw up? You're I
wouldn't screw up with It's just me and Bazer because
I'm only labeling them for her, So there's no way
to mess that up. You with multiple kids, Oh kids
getting the right presents?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, you gotta know which Okay, that one was in
tender for that one, because that do you wrap it
because I wrap them all one time and then you're like, oh, man,
which one's which, which one's which?
Speaker 3 (29:07):
This happens like I did, uh I got them. I
got them wallets this year.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Yeah, because they're big on they like to do like
help around the house to earn a quarter.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
You put a couple of bucks in there.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
I meant to put a dollar in each one. Totally forgot,
So it's wrapped. No dollar.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Look what dad has in his shoe.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Yeah, all right, we'll take a break. We're bright back.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Listen, guys, we are a few weeks away Christmas in
the house. The present you need sore losers dot com
print it out, say honey.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
You're going to the coaches getting mention. We'd love to
see there.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Nothing like a virtual gift, guys.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
I mean no, it could be an actual gift.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
It's the gift that keeps on giving. Clark.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah, as Buddy Glass, I mean he I don't know
now he doesn't get it for Christmas. They goes a
couple trying to think. I know, there was a couple
of times that wives have sent their husbands as Christmas presents,
and it's like the best Christmas gift ever.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Do you ever think though, you know, you're not saying
that the convension would fail. We've had four successful conventions.
Three however you judge success. But did you just see
the gift of the absolute miracle, Baby Jesus that came
upon us. The hockey game we're going to is gonna
have ten thousand Keith Urban bobbleheads that they're gonna give out.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
It just so happens. That's the game we're going to.
And here's the thing, and guess who's gonna be there.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I'm gonna guess Keith Urban. He's gotta be and he's
got exactly what I thought. He's gotta see sing the
national anthem. He doesn't sing the fucking national anthem. They're
the Predators are not gonna hear the end of me.
I thought the same thing when it was announced, Hey,
sore losers are coming to the Keith Urban Knight at
the Predator's Hockey Arena and we're giving away bobbleheads. I'm like,
(30:53):
in my head, I am glad you had the exact
same thought.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
I'm like, like.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
You're telling me for a second, we're gonna give these
bobbleheads and he's not seeing the national anthem. That'd be
the worst promotion of all time.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
There has to be a cameo by Keith Urban at
that game, no matter.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
I mean, it just makes so much sense. He has
maybe he drops the puck.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I'm not even thinking that. I'm thinking he's in the
same area of us. I grab him, have him pop
in the suite. We're from the Big show. Keith. Why
don't you say hi to some of our closest friends.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Hey, Keith, you want to come over here?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Tab him? Oh no, guy, guys, don't grab his dick. Guys, coach,
don't roll over. We introduce him to the Losers. They
attack the guy.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
I mean, it just makes sense, like, if you're gonna
do something like that, you've got to have Keith Urban
in attendance.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
But lucky, things like that happen to good people. It's
awesome that we've been blessed with that.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I mean, what a great job by the Predators to
have such a special event on the night we're gonna
be there.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Sorelosers dot com Sore.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Loosers dot com. Man, all right, you ready to get
out of here? Yeah? I know you need to go
take a nap. It's been a long day.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yeah, we got a little company party. And if I
don't get two hours, I'm not even kidding. If one
of min mintal management people sets me off, I will
have a stern word for them if I get anything
less than two hours.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Okay, well with that, we'll take a break. We'll not
take a break. We're gonna go home.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Hery man, you listen to me, son of a bitch.
I don't like what you did promotional wise in twenty
twenty four. So over, bitch, all right, see you guys later.
I have a good new year.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Yeah, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I hope you have a great Christmas. We will see
you next week is our own only pod this week.
Next Monday, we'll be back with a new pod. Merry Christmas, Ray,
Merry Christmas to you and your wife.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Hopefully we have Arnold in the new year. There are
reports in Wichita that he died.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Oh no, sore losers dot com.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
I didn't I don't think they're shootings. He didn't go
to Memphis, dude, he went to Wichita.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
He may not run over by a tractor.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
He may got run over by a track possible, or
maybe he did some plowing himself.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
I don't know, but he's having a good you know. Hey,
all right, well that's good man.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I'm telling you man. You look at the college CFP playoffs. Dude,
maybe it is chalk. Maybe it is chalky.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Yeah, I mean, we have no idea what happened this
past weekend. Just a good guessing game.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I like what you said that with Indiana, you know,
other than that, I bet they end up maybe it's
a little chalky.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
That mean it's gotta be Oh wait, you know who
we forgot played this weekend, Tennessee and Ohio State. We
didn't even talk about how they played this weekend. If
if it so happens at Ohio State lost, justin lost
in the Fantasy football playoffs.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Ohio State lost. He lost out on a girl recently.
Oh no, And I mean does he still have an apartment?
He has an apartment everything, But it's just been a
it's Oh and I beat him in golf. I kicked
his ass. It was done by the fourteenth. Oh so
he took a beating over about a week and a half.
But let's just hope Ohio State did not lose.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Oh poor justin man poor. Hopefully it has a better Christmas. Man, well,
you'll probably come over and burn the turkey.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Dude, oh man, we do know that if Ohio State
did lose, he found the bottom of the bottle.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
And we know he's not coming over Christmas. If Ohio
State lost, there's no chance. Maybe he'll pull up to
my house.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
It's closer. Do you want to come hang out with
a bunch of kids.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
You're right, so all that hinges on the game, oh man.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Man,
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