January 17, 2025 • 47 mins
In this episode we talk about the high schooler who decided to kill her rivals goat and the seriousnesses of FFA. Plus everyone has arrived for Coaches Convention so we talk about the exciting weekend ahead. Lunchbox fills us in on the results of his first basketball practice as a coach and we decide who we are cheering to win the Super Bowl.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jordyheck, go yeah, but hold on, I'm not that loud, man.
I'm barely even talking yet.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Man, I hurry up. We gotta take naps, dude. Yeah,
we are at that point in our life. Dude, Thank
god we ain't doing Vegas. That's all I kept saying
to myself. There's no flight, there's no over drinking. You
got the peer pressure from Baser. Have a couple drinks
on the flight. It's beautiful. We do it in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
But keep that our little secret.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's so much more convenient.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Very much more convenient. It was so hard to get
to Vegas. It was exhausting. You're tired from the flight.
But I gotta say, some of these people were in
last night. I saw pictures on the Facebook page. They
were going hard. They were celebrating Bee and Buddy's birthdays,
and they were not gonna they were not gonna go easy.
I thought they would go easy because convention starts on Friday. No, no, no,
(00:51):
they're gone. They Calloway woke up and posted I am
done drinking. I'm never drinking again. And the convention hasn't
even start yet. It deserves it. Yeah, but yeah, man,
I'm ready I'm ready. I got a good night's sleep
last night. I went to bed early enough to get
(01:11):
you know, get good hours. I didn't get a nap yesterday.
Do needed to get a nap in today?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Dude? What is this a nap sponsored by Sleep Number?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
No, I'm just saying I gotta get a nap in.
I mean it's gonna be hard, like I don't stay
up that late.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Ray, I'm an eighty. My wife's a twenty. She likes
it more firm.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Okay, all right, start the show. Dude.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
You sounded like a sleep number.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Dude, do you not need to take a nap? Did
you stay up late with Muffy last night?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
We did Mexican? They did Corona Ritas. Is that what
they're called? I think so they are? And I was
in bed by seven thirty. They stayed up watching Traders.
Believe that a little bit of wine knocked out by ten?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Are they watching the new season of Traders? Yeah, don't
say anything. I haven't started it. I'm not a spoiler.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I don't a lot of people feel such a burden.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Oh my gosh, I gotta chast that the great show.
Oh my gosh, it's the best show. Bro.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I watch a good show. I just keep it to myself.
I don't care. I just I love. I'll tell somebody,
but I mean, I experience. Have I ever told you
about Blowdeck? It's phenomenal. I just watch it by myself.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I used to watch Blow Deck, I mean every once,
while I never watched a whole season. I would catch
episodes here and there.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Have you been watching Dealer No Deal on the Island?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I'm not just started.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I haven't watched it.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Phenomenal, but I just keep that to myself.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
So is it like, how do they get eliminated on
that show?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
It's a great question. There's a lot of qualifiers. Is
actually kind of the world's most confusing show.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
But thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
We enjoyed it enough.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Thank you because I see it and I'm like, deal
or No Deal Island. I thought Dealer No Deal was
they just open suitcases. So then they're on an island
and it's elimination style. I had very a lot of
questions and I just never investigated.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Gotta be real, it makes no damn sense. But a
guy from Big Brother is gonna be on it, so
which one will Kirby heard of him? Yeah, he's pretty dominant,
But I don't really know if his genius and how
educated Marty has really works on the island because everybody
else is like, huh yeah, we're standing cots and his
humor's off the charts great, but nobody gets it. So
he always acts like he's super rich and like the
(03:10):
most famous person in the world, and so he goes
what we're standing cots, thought we were going to stay
to resort, But like, nobody really appreciates his humor. They
think he's a dick. Yeah, but that's just him being hilarious.
And so I mean, yeah, he's I'm not gonna say anything.
I said, I don't spoil stuff, but he's great. That's
why I'm watching it.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Got it? And how do they determine how much money
they win? Like do they have competitions?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
They have competitions, which is very intriguing and great, you'll
love it. Survivor angle and it's all about who can
It's also the so it's the dealer no deal game. Okay,
but they also had all admit has to do with money.
It all has to do with money.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Gu's what everything has to do with. Everything involves with money.
It's deal or no deal.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
With some games and competitions, and then some people can
vote others out after the qualifiers.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
At that point he kind of lost me. But but
a great damn show man, great show. The rules are
absolutely out of this world confusing, But I love.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
The show, Beazer, says. The guy that's hosting it used
to date a Sophia Viagara. God, I know you're talking
about He's great. Talk about a hard show to host.
But at one point he goes the winner of this game,
the lowest seed, will then elect two people to get
voted out. Once the cases are revealed, all the cases
will show totals of those totals. You will pick which
person of the two with the lowest totals will get
(04:24):
voted out of the totals of the cases of the show.
And Bro, props to you on reading that from the
tail prompter. I don't know it does make no damn set.
But the fact you actually rolled it off your tongue
like that, Bro.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Helly Chase, he did that on the first take or
they did multiple takes of that.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Well, I already found errors. I'm a perfectionist with editing
and shows. His hair was messed up in won his
very next sentence. His hair was perfectly put back in
his in his bun.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Interesting, because I do wonder about that about Survivor, bro.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
They do it one hundred fucking takes. These people don't
talk perfectly. Are you kidding me? You ever had there's
an audio leak before in the producer's room, and somebody
will go so hard out there, all those lizards and snakes,
lizards and snakes. Oh my, the first take, it was hard. Okay, okay,
this is the producer. Okay, just say it funny though,
Say it was hard out there, but then do a
(05:14):
reference to three different animals. It was hard out there. Lizards, No, no, no,
say lizards and snakes and possums. Oh my, it was
hard out there. Lizards and snakes and possums. Oh my boom,
that's what you just saw what they put to shop.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yes, but I wonder like Survivor, they're like Jeff Probes
is like I come on in and he has all
the teams walk in. I wonder how many times they
have to go back and walk back into the you know,
the competition, the immunity challenge, the reward challenge to tribal council,
so they get every angle or is it they walk
in one time and whatever you capture is what you capture.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I agree with you, and I'm totally feel you on that.
That's all I could think about the whole show is
how many edits did they have to do this?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I think about it when I watch it all the time.
I'm like, man, I'd love to know is it just
the one take? Walk on in? Or okay? And then
they're always like, all right, swim out. I got to
a challenge that's out in the middle of ocean. I'm like,
so do they just jump in the water and then
jump back out and then get in a boat and
they drive them.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
It's probably explained over and over ten times. Okay, you
have ten minutes until you're gonna understand what you're doing.
All right, we're gonna start the cameras and action, so
you think, Man, they're quick thinkers. Bro Day had like
fifteen minutes to see what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Okay. And another thing I do like is when Jeff
Prope says something on Survivor, everybody knows to make big faces,
like big reactions. That's how you get camera time, is
you have big reactions like whoa. That's when they pan
down and they show those people all the time.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Okay, guys, today you are gonna eat ants. Man, what's next?
Dirt with a side of rain? Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Whoa yeah, uh yeah. So we should probably start the show, man.
And before we start the show, I should I want
to shout out someone you already did, callaway No No.
Dominant Dominic posted on the Facebook page. He's a constant
poster and I it was maybe six weeks ago. It
feels like it was yesterday, but it went by like that.
(07:12):
He said, look, man, I realized I got a problem
with drinking. And he said he was headed to rehab.
And he went to rehab and he is out and
it appears that he is doing great. And he asked
what he missed, and I said, not a lot, same old,
same old, The chiefs of the number one seed, the
cowboys suck and that's about it. So nothing really changed
(07:32):
except for him.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
You called him no.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
He posted on the Facebook page when he got out
and he said, man, I've been it's been this many
days or weeks. You know what if I missed? I
said nothing, same old chiefs are great, cowboys suck And
he thought that was pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Though, did you tell h about the coaching situation.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I think he could look all that.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Dion's a new coach, not yet.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Supposedly he's getting close. But yeah, so Dominic, Hey, props
to you man, good looking out.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
All right, we're gonna start it. Arnold, are you here
with us? Practice your intro? Jesus. All right, we're gonna
do a live We are the one, two three sore
losers second with us, so you don't do it?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Y'all. It is sizzing. I'm from the North. I'm an
alpha male. I live on the North Side with Bazers,
who was a Broadway girl. We do have property two
point two acres. No snow. It's all melted, except for
in front of our house. Apparently gets no sun because
there's all kinds of snow. I could actually still do
a snowman out there. So it really is fascinating, truly,
the precipitation, how that all works. I'm gonna go ahead
and study it after the convention. Now I'm just gonna
(08:44):
study my drinks. Do we need to thank some people sponsors?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Oh yeah, I wanna. You wanna thank Chiefs Bar. That's
where a check in is going on right now. People
are down there checking in, getting all their stuff, getting
their credentials. I mean, amazing.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Do we have to check in?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
No, you don't have to check in.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
And they they made it, they made it legit. We
got a floor. Good luck getting on that floor. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
No, that is a private room. It is a dueling pianos.
No one is allowed except for people that are part
of Sore Losers Convention. I can't wait, man, and bad
Acts going tomorrow morning. That's gonna be amazing. I will
be missing the first basketball game that I am the
head coach of in my coaching career. I will be absent.
And let me tell you about practice the other day. Man,
(09:28):
it was a shit show. Ray Oh, I tried to
do some drills. I had them dribble, I did red light,
green light. We made a pizza. So what I did
is practicing passing. I had everybody stand in a circle
and I'd pass them the ball and I'd say what
do you want on your pizza? And they would say
(09:50):
what they wanted on their pizza and they throw it
back to me. They had interest in that game for
about one minute. And after the fourth kid, they didn't
care what we had on our pizza. They didn't care
about that.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
They were.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I'm like, what, wait, what did you say? You want
your pizza? And they'd be like, I forgot, I don't know,
trying to make a fun game out of learning how
to pass it. And then I was like, you know what,
we got ten minutes left. Let's scrimmage, and oh my gosh,
I said, okay, you're only allowed to guard this person.
You're only allowed to guard this person because in the game,
(10:26):
you are only allowed to guard your one person. Well,
i'll tell you what. You hand the ball to the
first person, he starts dribbling, and everybody swarms to that person.
And I'm like, no, guys, you can't do that, and everybody,
even if you're on the team the guy one guy
was guarding his own man. I might no, he's on
your team. He's on your team, trying to steal it
(10:48):
from him. And what do kids do when people get
around him. They grab the ball and they run and
they run and they run. There was no dribbling, there
was no attempt at dribbling. There was no passing that society. Man,
hell in a hand basket. Wow, it looked like people
at Costco trying to get those new Pokemon cards.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
So after forty years, our society hasn't evolved at all.
This is sad.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
It was a little awkward man and kids were getting mad.
He's grabbing me, he's pulling me. She's grabbing me. She's
pulling me. And I don't grab another man. I didn't
know how to. I didn't know how to get him
to spread out. Like I was like, whooa stop, stop, stop,
everybody spread out, spread out now, pass it over there,
pass it over there. Pat No, no, okay, no you
(11:36):
got a dribble?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Oh man, man uh yeah. And then half of them
were upset because they like I didn't get a because
I had red pennies for the you know, so you
could tell who's on whose team, And the kids that
didn't have a penny were like, I want one. I
want a jersey. Why don't I get a jersey? I? No, no,
they're not real jerseys. Why am I not on the
Why why don't I get a team jersey? I'm like, no, no, no,
(11:58):
we're not. That's not it's not out of Jersey.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, this ain't basketball. This is parenting. Your parents about
to have a ball. You're the one watching him free daycare.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah. And then we had to have a team circle,
and we had to come up with a team name.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Well, don't go criss cross apple saus.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Some people were kneeling, some were sitting on their basketballs.
Some were sitting crisscross apple sauce.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Kid's take a knee. You've all seen it on the NFL.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I was like, balls down, balls, quick drip, Please stop
dripping the ball guy, I said, no ball. How about
we put the balls over here to the side so
he won't be distracted.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Okay, Bob Knight.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Trying to come up with a team name.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Is he still with us?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I don't know. Bob Knight's a round He may.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Have think he just recently did?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I think you're right. I think about in twenty twenty,
but I don't know. But anyway, then you have we
had eight kids at practice.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Bob Knight was a Hall of Fame college basketball coach.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
That means past.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
He died when a year ago.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Twenty twenty three, yep, No, twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Four, twenty twenty three, two years ago, a year and
a month ago.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
So we have eight kids there and we have five
different suggestions for team names. I'm like, okay, then we
got it down to two, Team USA and Team Nashville.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I like this strong patriotic vibe.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
And I go to this one kid. He's the deciding vote.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
That's the proudest I've ever been.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
And I said, train on your art, Hey man, what
do you want to vote for? I don't care.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
No, I mean, that's America a nutshell. I might micro
cause them, well, you need to exercise your right to vote.
You got to rock the vote, dude.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
And I'm like, what, like, between Team USA and Team Nashville,
what would you want to vote for? And he's like, either,
what a great kid?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Is that yours?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
No? Not mine? Ray Wishas my two kids on the
team were very adamant about Team USA. Wow, I think
it's fired by the Olympics and their father. We always
say the Pledge before bredge. All right. They are very
much into the Pledge of Allegiance and they love the
Star Spangled banner before national games, they love it. Before
(14:11):
we play in the backyard, they we have to sing
the national anthem before we can play any sport.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Baser ever, she's hammered go to national anthem? No crap, Yeah,
I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
That about her. Haul hilarious, Like she just sings it
or she karaokes it.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
She'll just sing it. And I'll be like, Hey, I'll
be sitting there about sixt deep middle of my living room,
hand over the heart.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
I'll make a note for the convention. Get Bay to
sing national anthem to night on the party bus. Whould
she's six deep? Hey, Bay? Before the party bus takes
off the you know tractor, Nashville tractor, Nashville tractor. Before
they pull us around the city, can you lead us
in the national anthem? Please? So? Yeah, So basketball practice
(14:57):
ended and we ended in a deadlock tie of Team
USA and Team Nashville.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
It's uh, it's Team USA, Team Nashville.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
One kid that was at practice, he.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Team USA via Team Nashville, Team USA, Nashville, Team USA,
our Team Nashville, USA, Team USA by way of Team Nashville.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
That's not bad. That's hard. One two three, Team USA
via Team Nashville.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Some of those overseas men, I don't know if you've
been betting them. They got some long names.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Now, I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
It doesn't all have to be a bowl or a warrior,
or a thunder or a Celtic well Celtic man or
falling on hard times over to you, man.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, we did have one kid that he did show
up to practice, but he hung out with mom and
dad the whole time and the bleachers just chilling and
he would throw the ball against the wall. But he
did not want to come out on the court.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Too shy.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
He's adamant he's not playing basketball. You're but you're saying
though he was more of a passer. I don't know,
but he kept saying, I'm not playing basketball. I'm not
in his mom and daddy, Hey, you want to go
out there and join your I'm not playing basketball.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
That sounds like brownny Lebron keeps throwing him on the court, dude.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Oh man, So yeah, first basketball practice, absolute disaster. I
will not be there to lead the troops tomorrow as
we have our first game and I don't know what's
gonna happen. I gotta find a dad to or mom
to lead the troops tomorrow and get our first win.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
And so where do we go from here?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Where do we go from here?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
I mean, are there gonna be updates? Oh? Yeah, we're
gonna have We're gonna learn players' names or is it
always gonna be pizza sauce, apple sauce.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
No, No, I'm gonna come up with this all pass.
I need.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I need to learn the team. I didn't even know
who the best player on the team is.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Oh, that is definitely Carrie. He is definitely he played
last season. He looks like he's got skills. He is
the one that abstained from voting. He's the one that
said the.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Kid that didn't care is the best player.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah. And the bad news is I got a text
from his mom yesterday. Hey, just so you know, we're
we're headed out of town this weekend, so Carrie won't
be at the game.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Did you text the right person?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
And I said okay, And she goes, she said, would
you like to see a picture of what I'm going
to be doing this weekend? I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wow.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I wasn't supposed to go to you.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah, And I was like, I think you may just
send that to your husband. She goes, oh, yeah, I
meant to send him my water slide. I'm like, whoa, whoa,
where are they going? I don't know, dude, going to
a water park. She does a bikini pick.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Here's proof. I'm here.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Yeah, just saying no.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Thanks, Yeah, that's standard practice. Appreciate the proof.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
And then I found out we have multiple girls on
the team. I thought we had just one, but we
had two and there may be a third that was
not at practice. So we are co ed through and
through the one girl, I mean, she was a baller.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Usually at a younger age, the girl are better.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yes, Emma was.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
So.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
She played last year with Carrie. Carrie and Emma were
on the same team. Cary's a girl. No, Carrie's a boy.
Carry's a boy, and he was good. Emma was good.
But the probably is I kept forgetting Emma's name. I
kept saying, and I'd point out, and you go, Emma, Emma,
that's right, that's right, And then the next one I'd
be like, I'm gonna give it this time eleanor Eloise, Emma, Emma.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Just give kids nicknames. My nephew Asher, I called him
Ashore for the first five years I knew him. He
goes my name's Asher. Oh, I just set ashore because
it sounded like a beach name.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Not bad. I will, I mean, next practice, I'll have
my all nicknames.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
That's what I'm saying. That's the easiest thing. What do
you what comes to mind when you see him? I'm
gonna do the same thing with the connection Jack Gass
over here? Callaway Boom he's named? Is it b or Bay?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
The one that had a birthday and body glass Bay?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Why'd you call her be?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
It's really b but she hates it when we call
her base, so I say it just to piss her off.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Oka soe, I didn't learn that last time.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Hey, you know she likes wh Who? That not who Day?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
The Knowlean's no, she likes the Bengals Whoday? Guys, I
know you hate text with Justin. He gave me a couple.
Do we want to read them?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, we'll read him right after the break. Let me
hear them.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I'll only read them because they're funny. So all you
people that hate him shut up their damn funny. I
don't care who you are. This came at ten fifty
one am. Did you have an eye opener before work today?
And it's a picture of a whiskey glass.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Oh dang.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
I'm like, I'm pretty sure people get fired for that.
Believe my best one of my best friends back in
the day, his dad got fired. He was a nurse
doctor practitioner who went to work drunk.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Oh so you see that Southwest pilot that went to
work drunk. He got pulled off the plane in Chicago
right before the plane was about to take off. Sh
Not a good look, man, not a good look.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
And then I said, I never work without help from
my little friend, Pappy, Pappy van Winkle. And then he goes,
you never work without help from the Dick Dickle, that
is Dickle whiskey. He said, I'm sticking to Mickey's. I
think that's before I get my uber down town. Then
I'll switch to the hard stuff. And I said, that's
pretty standard, nothing crazy there. And Justin goes, I'll have
(20:06):
twelve Mickeys put down before I hit the road to
this convention. And I said, if I switched a fireball,
by the start of that Sore Losers convention, everybody's gonna
be seeing my Prince Albert. And he says, yeah, you
don't need to be getting all fucked. I'll be your guide.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Oh good, Hey, Justin's the guy. That's a good sign.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
You didn't hear the last text, oh until about three
thirty pm Central Standard. Then you're on your own. Kid.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
That's money you read, dude, that's funny. Oh yeah, I'm
gonna tell you what. There's some crazy people out there, right,
I saw there, Dude.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I could oversee where they were at at pins.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah, they were, I mean, they were going crazy. But hey,
I'm gonna tell you this story. There's this seventeen year
old girl from Cedar Park, Texas cheerleader. She's the president
of FFA. Used to live next to Cedar Park.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
You have to go on a feeder road, a toll
road to get to where I used to have to live.
Evaded those toll roads had a two hundred dollars bill
before that I had to pay. That sucks over to you, man.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
But man, she's the president of FFA. She's got a
little baby.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Goat Fellowship of Christian Athletes.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I know, a Future Farmers of America.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
They have a sound effect.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
And her goat was like some award like in contests.
I guess they do contests with these animals. Well, there
was another girl at the school that had a goat
that was maybe a little bit better than her goat.
So this seventeen year old chick got a syringe poison
that bitch and died. Oh, I didn't die the first time,
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poison that bitch again, and then watched it as it
convulsed and died in its owners arms. Shes whole lee
hell that four age for you, man?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Hey, you tracked her Son's a bitch, you guys and
your four age tractors.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Police said, she sewed no remorse and said I don't
like cheaters. That's y'all's people, basically saying that the person
that had the other goat was a cheater. And now
she has been told that she cannot be around any
animals without supervision.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Same thing goes for Colby White.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
No, no, she can't even pet her own family dog
unless her parents are in the room.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
That's an actual thing, punishable.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, like right now before she gets she's gonna go
to trial, like that's her bond, like when she's out
of jail. Right now, she cannot pet a dog, a cat,
anything unless there's another adult present. Buffy, what I didn't
really here? Here's the thing, Hey, how are you that crazy?
At seventeen years old, that you just POI in another
person's goat and b I didn't realize Future Farmers of
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America was that serious. I thought it was like fun
and jokes and like you raise an animal. I didn't
know you was like level of a serial killer.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
There's money involved. Where there's money, there's crime.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Like this is this type of person. This is what
you have to worry about in the future.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
See, I gotta tell you, man, they had that in
my high school. It was four h though it was
middle school.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Oh that he first.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
See I'm wondering, I'm curious, which is ahead of it.
Future Farmers of America's probably next step from four h
So you're at that point. You're almost about to get
a farm. You're gonna get some hierarchy at your own
family farm. You're starting to take ownership. You got goat.
Stuff like that isn't gonna affect her pocketbook. Our parents
gonna get involved. That's as a coach, you know, how
do you how do you crack down on that? You
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got a dead goat? Who learns, who changes? Who gets better?
Does the world get better? We'll soon find out. Yeah,
she confessed killing the goat.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Saying she did it because she believed the owner's animal
was a cheater, and she also allegedly confessed to previously
trying to kill the animal. Oh my gosh, do we need.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
To investigate this thing or is it a cold case?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
I think it's a please say. They searched the team's
phone and found evidence of internet searches inquiring how much
bleach can kill an animal and poisoning pets? What you
should know? Oh my gosh, it.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Sounds like the other day when Beazer made me a
coffee and I go, what's this white stuff in a
black coffee? And she said it's sugar cookie creamer And
I said, oh my bad.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Oh there you go. I thought it was bleach. So yeah, man,
that was my crime of the day right there, I
got an animal on person person on animal. So my
question is she's not allowed to go back to school, right.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
It's one of those She's not gonna face jail time.
It's just about pet and the pets.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Oh no, she's facing up to two years in prison.
Really yeah, animal cruelty. Man, How do you get caught
with that?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Man?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I don't know. Someone saw her with the syringe going
at the.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Goat see that. That just tells you that it's the Uh,
it's the show ponies that the person that also had
worked on that goat just dead in an instant, all
the grooming, feeding, all that.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
All the hard work. Wonder if they award her an
award like although that like a post tumonis. Yeah, hominis
post homini who.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
A prisoner of war missing an action.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
It's pretty sad, man. And if you go back to
like this girl can't go back to English class because
everybodys looking at her, going, man, that's the girl that
killed the goat. I mean, she was a cheerleader. So
I like this.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
It's just some girl like that. No one knew she
didn't wasn't human on human You gotta.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
I gotta give her that. Yeah, but they say that
when you kill animals is younger, they see a tendency
that you go after humans later allegedly. Allegedly. I'm not
saying that's gonna happens. That's just crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah, what state did you say, Cedar Park? Cedar Park, Texas.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Man, that's right.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
I told the story about it.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
You said how you used to live there?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Man, Holy crap, Man, if I would have lived in Texas,
stayed there, got married to a woman who liked goats,
and then we had a kid who also like goats.
That could have been me, man.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
That could have been your kid. Because you are a
country person, because you married a girl, you moved to
the country. You just don't have goat shit.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
We don't got no goats.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
You don't have a kid that likes goats yet.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
And that's the thing that people always say, when are
you gonna have kids? Why don't we normalize asking when
you're gonna get a goat?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Man? Yeah, that's the weird question is people don't need
to ask that. That's the one question that is just
so like, why do It's the easy, lazy question that
everybody asks.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
The other lazy one is totally left my brain. Kenny Chesney,
he does not have kids, right, correct. See, it should
be anybody's prerogative. You can be any Chesney or you
can be octamom back, but be happy.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
The reason Kenny Chesney doesn't get that question is because
he's not married. Whenever you get married, the first question
people automatically asks, Oh, when you're gonna start having kids?
When are you gonna start having kids? Oh? Is it
about time for you guys to start having kids. That's
the number one question. Okay, so you get pregnant, you
have a kid, the kid's born, one month, you get
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one month after that kid is born, and people automatically say,
so you're gonna have another one? When you're gonna have
another one? I mean, it's like, guys, this one is
brand new? Can I enjoy the bundle of joy in
my arms? This little Can I enjoy that before everybody
bombars me with when you having another one? Are you
gonna have another one? Like, guys, we just had one. Relax.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yeah, it's the stuff you can talk about though it's
not offensive. So they see you're missing one thing. You
don't got a ring on your finger. When you guys
gonna get when you have the engagement ring? When's the
wedding boom? Do you have the wedding? What's missing the kid?
When you're gonna have the kid? What's missing? A friend
for that kid? When you're gonna have another kid? They
live in an apartment when you get in the house.
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It's just that's the USA for it, you know, Team
USA via Team Nashville. The next thing, and it's an
easy in conversation so wild.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
You know, it's not easy in conversation. Is when you
tell your daddy's a dick, and this one kid, he
better tell his daddy's a dick. I'll tell you all
about it right after this.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
I hope you're saving some of your material for the convention. Man,
you're rattling through all this humor.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Oh dude, I got I got, I got stuff for
the convention down.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
No. I remember one time in Vegas you brought some story.
It just brought the whole convention down.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I do remember that you guys weren't into it.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
I don't remember specifically what the story was, but it
was a Vegas crowd. People want to gamble, they want
to drink, and you brought some story about a woman
who like cut off her mom's head and used her
face as a mask. And we're like, wow, tough to
find an angle on that one.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Thanks lunch.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
No, you served us a great story on a silver
platal platter. No.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
So here's the deal. I try to bring interesting stories
and you guys weren't into it. I'm sorry, and I
feel like in conventions past the Saturday Pod, what do
we do? We usually recap Friday Night, right, which is
stupid because then we come in the next week and
we recap the whole convention. So we just recapped it
on Saturday, why would we recap it again? So the
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pod tomorrow I am gonna do no recap of Friday Night.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
You're the host man.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
No we No, I'm just saying, why would we recap
it when we're gonna recap it when we come back
next week?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
No, no, you're the host man.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
So I've had things that have happened to me and
I've saved it a little bit.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Oh not another basketball story for the convention? Are you?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
No? It's not.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I bet there are no see. Okay, can I tell
you one story just and then you can get to
your dick story?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I was gonna tell like a offshoot of The Big Show.
I was gonna make like a big announcement, oh what tomorrow? Yeah,
but do you think that's a good idea? It has
nothing to do with sore losers. It's about the Big Show.
Is something big I did on that thing? Do you
think I should do that? Or No?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Probably not. I don't know. You got to tell them
what it is.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Okay, Yeah, I know. So I was just drumming up
some ideas. Dude, we get in chiefs. The ideas are
gonna be flowing. People are doing drinks, people are yelling
at There's gonna be more cat calls and hecklers. You
just roll with the punches. You're gonna have drunk people.
You're gonna have people hung over drinking blood. He's drinking Mimosa's.
Some guy hooked up with this girl. Guy on guy.
You gotta expect the unexpected.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
This is big Brother.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
So what I'm saying is I thought, maybe just have
a tent pole moment, a big announcement for me. But
now I think about it, I should probably do it
on the big show.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I have no idea. What the hell's going on? Over
to you man with your dick story. So last month
the San Antonio Spurs. They go to the Barclay Center
in New Jersey and they play a game and Wimby
plays Wimby Yama and there's a little kid and he
is so nice and wants to meet Wimby. Wimby goes
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and meets him. Hey mister, and he stands next to Wimby,
and Wimby does what any nice San Antonio Spur player
would do, takes the jersey off his back, gives it
to the little kid. The kid is smiling. They're taking pictures,
and the dad takes a jersey and now is auctioning
it for money.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Has it sold?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
It is not sold, but it is on the auction block.
Best jersey swap ever this little kid in Wimby and
now the dad is selling the freaking jersey like an
absolute dick moment. So the little kid had a Wimby
jersey on, and so Wimby got his little jersey and
the kid got Wimby's jersey, and now the dad is
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selling Wimby's real jersey.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I mean, it's it's a geen. It's genius though it's
absolutely terrible dick, but it's so smart. But it's smart
because the kid, Yeah, what happened in like jazy? Now,
you little shit, you don't know what's in your milk?
Have breakfast, go to first grade and you could play
it off where you needed the money or something. Then Wimby,
you'll get the kid another one. Dad's just trying to
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make ten k? What do you think that thing goes for?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Right now? It is ten k? Bro?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Do I need to move to Vegas? He?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Hell? You might need to move to Vegas ten k
right now, like it is listed for ten K. Tell
you it was December twenty seventh, twenty twenty four. Wimby
had a team high nineteen points, seven rebounds, four assists,
six blocks.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
So that's why it's right around that amount, because it
wasn't a special game where he got his first dunk
in a euro step. So I believe that's why the
price is there. Maybe he autographed it, but probably to
ten K. I mean, there's a memorabilia store at the mall,
Green Hill's Mall, and they sell stuff cheap in there,
seventy five bucks, hundred bucks, one hundred and fifty. It's
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awesome stuff for four hundreds. I was like, damn, bezer,
that's a splurge. That would look damn good. Ten K.
I mean, dude, if that got to win, at what
point would you consider getting that thing?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
If it was man, dude, it would suck. It would
be hard pressed for about four months. But for three
K to have a Wimby jersey in my house game used,
it's only gonna accrue value, right, That's it, And I mean, dude,
that's like the it jersey to get.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
It's the it jersey. He's amazing, He's the future of
the NBA's it's unbelievable. What I feel is it's taking
the thing, the moment, away from the kid. The kid
doesn't understand you're getting ten thousand dollars to him. Ten
thousand dollars means damn nothing.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Ten thousand cherios.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
It means absolutely nothing.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Dad, where's my jersey? Do kids have good memories or bad?
It depends my Well, that little shit remember that jersey
the next day? Yes, in a week, Yes, in a month, yes,
in a year, ain't no way. Yes, really I think so,
because otherwise Pops could have pulled off the heist of
the century.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Because my six year old baby box. He'll still bring
up when he was.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Three, Dad, Remember when you hit me?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yes? No, yeah, Well it's not when I hit him.
It's not when I hit him.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
It was when a misunderstanding. Right.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
We may have been in Vegas for the Coaches Convention
and my in laws were at the house. Dide and
Granddad were at the house and Dedie kicked him in
the head and he always brings it up and says, Dad,
at remember when d d kicked me in the head,
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and he was three, and all it was was she
was walking up the stairs in front of him and
he came up behind, and so when she picked her
foot up, it hit him in the head. It's not
even her fault, it's from the back, from the back,
but in his mind, she kicked him in the head.
Another instance, the day we brought baby Box home three,
Baby Box three home from the hospital with.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Him chickfold Chick fil A.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Now that was Babybox two. My parents were there and
we're out in the front yard and my parents are
enjoying a cigarette and Granny, who's my mom, hat Box,
has her cigarette and her right hand on her right hip. Well,
baby Box tries to run around her and scare her
cigarette right there, boom in the eye. That was three
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years ago, and he still talks about, Remember when Granny
burned me with her cigarette.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Remember when dad sold by Wemby Jersey exactly. Yeah, they
only remember the bad stepping out all the good times,
shooking to the playground. Damn kids, It's like when Garrett
it pays to be a good bad dad.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
When Garrett was here a year and a half ago,
two years ago, and we were there and the women
went to the spa. They went to get a massage,
and we were watching the boys and Baby Box three
was just learning how to crawl then and Baby Box
two needed his butt wiped in the bathroom, and I said, hey, man,
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can you watch him? Why I go wipe the butt.
He's like, oh, yeah, I got him, no problem, got
a little bit of leakage. So I'm at the bottom
of the stairs in the bathroom wiping a butt when
I hear doom doo doo doo doo doom boom, Baby
Box three rolled down the stairs.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Yeah, Garrett, damn it. It's not a can of corn,
it's a kid exactly.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
And Garrett comes down.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
He's like, uh, that's more dangerous than Aisle of nine.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Says I guess that was my fault.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Usually at the store we just say clean up on
Aisle nine.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I say, yeah, I think that was your fault. And
here's the funny part. The kids still remember it. They
bring it up all the time. They're like, remember when
Gray's dad let Baby Box three fall down the stairs?
All the time they bring it up all the time.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yeah, if your dad. So, kids have great memories, great memories.
You never can let the kid watch the Spurs anymore.
They now have a new figure. You know, if you
got the Spurs channel, you ain't watching around the kids.
You're trying to indoctrinate them. They need to watch soccer, football, hockey, women,
tic tac all that stuff. Trust me, Spurs ain't gonna
be played at the house anymore. He needs that kid
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to forget about Wimby and the jersey that he's gonna
get ten k for.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Yeah, but I mean, if they're sitting that close, bro,
they don't need the ten k.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
The thing that sucks about social media is this Dad
would have got away with this twenty years ago.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
But twenty years ago he wouldn't been able to sell it.
It's been a lot harder.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
They've always had the eBay you put on email, broh
could have eventually been tracked, but nobody was able to
tell unless New York Times picked up on the story.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
But yeah, I don't think it gets as much coverage.
I don't think as many people bid back in the
day on a Wimby jersey for ten k on This
is like a legit auction site.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
That's why you always got to think if you're in
the public eye, not even in the public eye, you
do something, chances of me getting busted. It was probably
captured on video and picture of him getting the jersey
hosted it the same jersey. Odds of you getting busted
fifty percent, it's an expensive thing, sixty percent you being
a dickhead dad, and a lot of people clicking on
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that seventy eighty percent. Bro, you just gotta play the odds.
You're probably gonna get found out insteads on the back
alley for a thousand to little Mike. YOUO needs the
drug money.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
And we'll be right back. Maude, these games this weekend, Massive, Massive,
here's my thing. There's got to be an upset somewhere right.
Everything can't go according to script.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Well, it was all chocky first one except commanders over.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
The ram and the rams over the uh uh buccaneer,
rams over the Vikings bike. Oh was five four. I agree.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
The Commander's over the BUCkies. That was not chalk. Everything
else was chalky. I think it's a chalky Saturday. Chiefs
nine point favorites, Lions nine ten point favorites. Chalky just
looks like a chalkboard to me. I feel like Sunday
is where you move into some wacky stuff. Do I
support this? No, but the Philly thing with the rams
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just looks weird.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
I love the upset. I see if it can happen.
Is the rams there there? I read your script. Man.
Here's the only problem. Matthew Stafford sucks when it's colder,
snowing or raining.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
And Jalen hurts bro did you ever see him for Alabama?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
He can't throw. He got benched. He sucks so bad
and all of a sudden throw the ball.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
He does have a great arm. If you watch him,
it's hurkey jerky puts. He has to put so much
of his body into his passes. He's not a great thrower.
You're telling me a little tush, little thumb up the
butt's gonna win a super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
I don't thinks so. Otherwise i'd have ten. You would
have ten?
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Not sure what that means, you guys, A touchy push
ain't winning a super Bowl. And I'll hang up and listen.
I need to use that line at the convention.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
I do like that one. Else I would have ten
or regurgitate it, okay, because no one will hear this
before then, because these people that are at the convention,
they're not hearing this podcast, They're not gonna hear it.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Don't choose this over Nashville.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Yeah, enjoy the city, go out and see some sites,
take a nap, do something, get prepared for tonight. But
I would look listen. I am cheering for the Texans hardcore.
We cannot have the Chiefs win three freaking super Bowls
in a row. Love, I love domination, but how are
they this good? Dominate me?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
I want to understand how they're this good. I'm glad
Pitts isn't coming because you guys are dicks. The fact
that you're rooting, You're a dick. I'm not rooting hard
against the Chiefs. You said you cheer against all your
friends teams. But see with Pitts do he means so
well and he truly does love that team.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
It's kind of heartwarming.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Billy, I have the time. I don't even Billy didn't
even text about the Longhorns, the Cowboys. I haven't heard
from Billion two years, so Billy's so wishy washy. Anytime
they do good, like if long Horns would have won
bro Autam and if they're in the championship have been
left and right that I'll root it against them justin
I kind of am rooting against Ohio State, but Chiefs
for whatever reason, I like Pitts and Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Do I want him to win it all?
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Probably not, but that game I think it'll make for
better games later on. Okay, of the team's remaining, who
do you want to win it all? The not the Chiefs.
I don't want Piet's Piss have a threesome, but I
do want it to I don't hear I would love
for Piss to have a threesome as long as I'm
not involved.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
I don't give a shit what he has.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
I'm all about crazy games. I love the Buffalo Ravens matchup.
I do want Buffalo or Raven who gives a shit?
But I do want to move on. So that's an
amazing conference final. The other side Lions with Eminem and
that shit dude. That thing's getting hype. Haley, his daughter's
there to do. He got the one moment.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
No, I've fish a shot to blow dude, that thing
is popping off. I agree with you, So that's dope.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Please beat the Commanders, even though it's a cute story.
What was your question? Who do I want to win?
Speaker 1 (42:18):
What do you want Lions.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
I guess. I mean because all my relatives are Lions. Dude,
Dan Campbell's a badass. I mean, Commanders are a cute story,
But do you really want the you know, the ghost
of the Redskins winning that thing? No?
Speaker 1 (42:31):
No, I can't have the Commanders win because then I'm
gonna sit there and look at Jayden Daniels and just
be like, my god, I've already I've already had that.
I've already had that nightmare.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
I want the Commanders.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
I've already had that nightmare of Jayden Daniels haunting me
for the next twenty years as I look at the Bears.
The Bears had a chance to draft Patrick Mahomes, didn't
do it. We pitched picked Mitchell true fucking bisky this year.
Mitchell Trubisky over who Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
Shh.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
But I'm not sure anybody saw this from Patrick Mahomes
except for Andy Reid. There was no talk of him
going in the top ten, none of that. Nothing. And
I see that with Jayden Daniels. Now, Caleb Williams looks
a lot better than Mitchell Trubisky. Let's not even They're
not even on the same level. Mitchell is still in
the league. Yeah, he played the other day Buffalo. He's
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gonna get himself a super Bowl man. Not for the
Bears though, not where I needed him to do it.
So I don't want the Commanders Lions. I don't want
the Lions because they're in the Bears division and f them.
But I also feel so bad for Lions fans. But
I'm not jumping on the bandwagon. Guys.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
I'm from Michigan, but I've never been a Lions fan.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
My buddy Jimmy Steiner is from Michigan. He's a Detroit fan.
He has suffered for so many years. So I wouldn't
mind the Lions winning it. Jared Goff got shipped out
of Los Angeles. Sean McVay said, hey man, you ain't
good enough. We can't win a super Bowl with you.
And they bring in Matthew Stafford and they win a
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super Bowl. Now, Jared Golf is shining, he's playing great.
That's fine, Lions. No, I want the Buffalo Bills. I
want the Buffalo Bills to win the Super Bowl. That
is who I feel so bad for their fan base.
They went three years in a row and lost three
(44:28):
years in a row. I mean you want to talk
about kick in the nuts the face and punch you
in the dick three years in a row.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Tamar Hamlin had a heart attack for this moment, and
that's the moment you wont They had.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
The Chiefs beat, they had won twelve seconds, and they
somehow found a way to blow the game.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Snead had the Chiefs beat and he blocked it a
dick and the Ravens lost to the Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Sneed I packed the freaking Bills. My friend Scott, Scott Wishneu,
he is a die hard Bills fan. He loves the Bills.
In middle school, he wore that Bills starter jacket like
it was cool and it was ugliest shit, and I
used to like, what are you thinking. He's had so
much heartbreak. I want the Bills to win the Super Bowl.
(45:13):
That's who I am cheering for. I guess without betting,
I just root for good moments. So I definitely want
the Chiefs game to be interesting with the Texans. Yes,
I want to be interesting. I want our watch party
to be lit. I don't want it to be a
blowout and it's ought to be sitting there going well,
this sucks.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
But I want the Chiefs to win. I don't want
the threesome for Pits, but I do want Chiefs, I
guess to get to the Super Bowl. Ravens create. Dude,
AFC is amazing. As long as the Texans don't make
it because I racked the Bills, the Ravens would be sick.
We get to see the ghost of dark ns Bills.
Whoever wins that game.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
It's not an upset, by the way, it's that that
that doesn't count as Oh I'm picking an upset. The
Bills are one point underdogs. No, that's an even game.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
If the Chiefs win and go to the super Bowl
and win, every sports talk host is gonna bend over
and knob themselves of a three.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
They love it. Joy Taylor will be all over that covery.
That's good.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
At the convention, we introduced Joy Taylor as our guest.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Guys. She got on the show. Hey, good news, guys.
We brought someone that you can hook up with, Joy Taylor.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
She earned it.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Allegendly allegendim all right, So yeah, we're going home. I
have a great weekend, guys. Convention time. Follow us Sored
Losers on Instagram with soord Losers podcast. I think we're
gonna be posting. The Facebook page is gonna be on fire,
YouTube page is gonna be on fire. If you're not
gonna be here, we miss you. Have a great weekend,
(46:44):
and uh, we'll see you next week.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Baser's end rouch. I told her a couple of things
that I need. I said, I need any sort of
three foot stand for my iPhone, and then I said
I had some unwrapped Insuls in the spare room but
can't find them. And finally my MOPy drawer under CMA
Awards low Key Flex. And she said, I got everything
but the insuls. For whatever reason, Dude, I got turf toe.
(47:07):
So I was hoping she could find those insuls.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Okay, I hope you have those because I don't want
your feet to hurt. Man.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Hey, what time you get into Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Uh
Jordyheck, go yeah, but hold on, I'm not that loud, man.
I'm barely even talking yet.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Man, I hurry up. We gotta take naps, dude. Yeah,
we are at that point in our life. Dude, Thank
god we ain't doing Vegas. That's all I kept saying
to myself. There's no flight, there's no over drinking. You
got the peer pressure from Baser. Have a couple drinks
on the flight. It's beautiful. We do it in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
But keep that our little secret.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's so much more convenient.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Very much more convenient. It was so hard to get
to Vegas. It was exhausting. You're tired from the flight.
But I gotta say, some of these people were in
last night. I saw pictures on the Facebook page. They
were going hard. They were celebrating Bee and Buddy's birthdays,
and they were not gonna they were not gonna go easy.
I thought they would go easy because convention starts on Friday. No, no, no,
(00:51):
they're gone. They Calloway woke up and posted I am
done drinking. I'm never drinking again. And the convention hasn't
even start yet. It deserves it. Yeah, but yeah, man,
I'm ready I'm ready. I got a good night's sleep
last night. I went to bed early enough to get
(01:11):
you know, get good hours. I didn't get a nap yesterday.
Do needed to get a nap in today?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Dude? What is this a nap sponsored by Sleep Number?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
No, I'm just saying I gotta get a nap in.
I mean it's gonna be hard, like I don't stay
up that late.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Ray, I'm an eighty. My wife's a twenty. She likes
it more firm.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Okay, all right, start the show. Dude.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
You sounded like a sleep number.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Dude, do you not need to take a nap? Did
you stay up late with Muffy last night?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
We did Mexican? They did Corona Ritas. Is that what
they're called? I think so they are? And I was
in bed by seven thirty. They stayed up watching Traders.
Believe that a little bit of wine knocked out by ten?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Are they watching the new season of Traders? Yeah, don't
say anything. I haven't started it. I'm not a spoiler.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I don't a lot of people feel such a burden.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Oh my gosh, I gotta chast that the great show.
Oh my gosh, it's the best show. Bro.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I watch a good show. I just keep it to myself.
I don't care. I just I love. I'll tell somebody,
but I mean, I experience. Have I ever told you
about Blowdeck? It's phenomenal. I just watch it by myself.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I used to watch Blow Deck, I mean every once,
while I never watched a whole season. I would catch
episodes here and there.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Have you been watching Dealer No Deal on the Island?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I'm not just started.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I haven't watched it.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Phenomenal, but I just keep that to myself.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
So is it like, how do they get eliminated on
that show?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
It's a great question. There's a lot of qualifiers. Is
actually kind of the world's most confusing show.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
But thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
We enjoyed it enough.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Thank you because I see it and I'm like, deal
or No Deal Island. I thought Dealer No Deal was
they just open suitcases. So then they're on an island
and it's elimination style. I had very a lot of
questions and I just never investigated.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Gotta be real, it makes no damn sense. But a
guy from Big Brother is gonna be on it, so
which one will Kirby heard of him? Yeah, he's pretty dominant,
But I don't really know if his genius and how
educated Marty has really works on the island because everybody
else is like, huh yeah, we're standing cots and his
humor's off the charts great, but nobody gets it. So
he always acts like he's super rich and like the
(03:10):
most famous person in the world, and so he goes
what we're standing cots, thought we were going to stay
to resort, But like, nobody really appreciates his humor. They
think he's a dick. Yeah, but that's just him being hilarious.
And so I mean, yeah, he's I'm not gonna say anything.
I said, I don't spoil stuff, but he's great. That's
why I'm watching it.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Got it? And how do they determine how much money
they win? Like do they have competitions?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
They have competitions, which is very intriguing and great, you'll
love it. Survivor angle and it's all about who can
It's also the so it's the dealer no deal game. Okay,
but they also had all admit has to do with money.
It all has to do with money.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Gu's what everything has to do with. Everything involves with money.
It's deal or no deal.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
With some games and competitions, and then some people can
vote others out after the qualifiers.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
At that point he kind of lost me. But but
a great damn show man, great show. The rules are
absolutely out of this world confusing, But I love.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
The show, Beazer, says. The guy that's hosting it used
to date a Sophia Viagara. God, I know you're talking
about He's great. Talk about a hard show to host.
But at one point he goes the winner of this game,
the lowest seed, will then elect two people to get
voted out. Once the cases are revealed, all the cases
will show totals of those totals. You will pick which
person of the two with the lowest totals will get
(04:24):
voted out of the totals of the cases of the show.
And Bro, props to you on reading that from the
tail prompter. I don't know it does make no damn set.
But the fact you actually rolled it off your tongue
like that, Bro.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Helly Chase, he did that on the first take or
they did multiple takes of that.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Well, I already found errors. I'm a perfectionist with editing
and shows. His hair was messed up in won his
very next sentence. His hair was perfectly put back in
his in his bun.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Interesting, because I do wonder about that about Survivor, bro.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
They do it one hundred fucking takes. These people don't
talk perfectly. Are you kidding me? You ever had there's
an audio leak before in the producer's room, and somebody
will go so hard out there, all those lizards and snakes,
lizards and snakes. Oh my, the first take, it was hard. Okay, okay,
this is the producer. Okay, just say it funny though,
Say it was hard out there, but then do a
(05:14):
reference to three different animals. It was hard out there. Lizards, No, no, no,
say lizards and snakes and possums. Oh my, it was
hard out there. Lizards and snakes and possums. Oh my boom,
that's what you just saw what they put to shop.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yes, but I wonder like Survivor, they're like Jeff Probes
is like I come on in and he has all
the teams walk in. I wonder how many times they
have to go back and walk back into the you know,
the competition, the immunity challenge, the reward challenge to tribal council,
so they get every angle or is it they walk
in one time and whatever you capture is what you capture.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I agree with you, and I'm totally feel you on that.
That's all I could think about the whole show is
how many edits did they have to do this?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I think about it when I watch it all the time.
I'm like, man, I'd love to know is it just
the one take? Walk on in? Or okay? And then
they're always like, all right, swim out. I got to
a challenge that's out in the middle of ocean. I'm like,
so do they just jump in the water and then
jump back out and then get in a boat and
they drive them.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
It's probably explained over and over ten times. Okay, you
have ten minutes until you're gonna understand what you're doing.
All right, we're gonna start the cameras and action, so
you think, Man, they're quick thinkers. Bro Day had like
fifteen minutes to see what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Okay. And another thing I do like is when Jeff
Prope says something on Survivor, everybody knows to make big faces,
like big reactions. That's how you get camera time, is
you have big reactions like whoa. That's when they pan
down and they show those people all the time.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Okay, guys, today you are gonna eat ants. Man, what's next?
Dirt with a side of rain? Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Whoa yeah, uh yeah. So we should probably start the show, man.
And before we start the show, I should I want
to shout out someone you already did, callaway No No.
Dominant Dominic posted on the Facebook page. He's a constant
poster and I it was maybe six weeks ago. It
feels like it was yesterday, but it went by like that.
(07:12):
He said, look, man, I realized I got a problem
with drinking. And he said he was headed to rehab.
And he went to rehab and he is out and
it appears that he is doing great. And he asked
what he missed, and I said, not a lot, same old,
same old, The chiefs of the number one seed, the
cowboys suck and that's about it. So nothing really changed
(07:32):
except for him.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
You called him no.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
He posted on the Facebook page when he got out
and he said, man, I've been it's been this many
days or weeks. You know what if I missed? I
said nothing, same old chiefs are great, cowboys suck And
he thought that was pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Though, did you tell h about the coaching situation.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I think he could look all that.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Dion's a new coach, not yet.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Supposedly he's getting close. But yeah, so Dominic, Hey, props
to you man, good looking out.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
All right, we're gonna start it. Arnold, are you here
with us? Practice your intro? Jesus. All right, we're gonna
do a live We are the one, two three sore
losers second with us, so you don't do it?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Y'all. It is sizzing. I'm from the North. I'm an
alpha male. I live on the North Side with Bazers,
who was a Broadway girl. We do have property two
point two acres. No snow. It's all melted, except for
in front of our house. Apparently gets no sun because
there's all kinds of snow. I could actually still do
a snowman out there. So it really is fascinating, truly,
the precipitation, how that all works. I'm gonna go ahead
and study it after the convention. Now I'm just gonna
(08:44):
study my drinks. Do we need to thank some people sponsors?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Oh yeah, I wanna. You wanna thank Chiefs Bar. That's
where a check in is going on right now. People
are down there checking in, getting all their stuff, getting
their credentials. I mean, amazing.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Do we have to check in?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
No, you don't have to check in.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
And they they made it, they made it legit. We
got a floor. Good luck getting on that floor. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
No, that is a private room. It is a dueling pianos.
No one is allowed except for people that are part
of Sore Losers Convention. I can't wait, man, and bad
Acts going tomorrow morning. That's gonna be amazing. I will
be missing the first basketball game that I am the
head coach of in my coaching career. I will be absent.
And let me tell you about practice the other day. Man,
(09:28):
it was a shit show. Ray Oh, I tried to
do some drills. I had them dribble, I did red light,
green light. We made a pizza. So what I did
is practicing passing. I had everybody stand in a circle
and I'd pass them the ball and I'd say what
do you want on your pizza? And they would say
(09:50):
what they wanted on their pizza and they throw it
back to me. They had interest in that game for
about one minute. And after the fourth kid, they didn't
care what we had on our pizza. They didn't care
about that.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
They were.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I'm like, what, wait, what did you say? You want
your pizza? And they'd be like, I forgot, I don't know,
trying to make a fun game out of learning how
to pass it. And then I was like, you know what,
we got ten minutes left. Let's scrimmage, and oh my gosh,
I said, okay, you're only allowed to guard this person.
You're only allowed to guard this person because in the game,
(10:26):
you are only allowed to guard your one person. Well,
i'll tell you what. You hand the ball to the
first person, he starts dribbling, and everybody swarms to that person.
And I'm like, no, guys, you can't do that, and everybody,
even if you're on the team the guy one guy
was guarding his own man. I might no, he's on
your team. He's on your team, trying to steal it
(10:48):
from him. And what do kids do when people get
around him. They grab the ball and they run and
they run and they run. There was no dribbling, there
was no attempt at dribbling. There was no passing that society. Man,
hell in a hand basket. Wow, it looked like people
at Costco trying to get those new Pokemon cards.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
So after forty years, our society hasn't evolved at all.
This is sad.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
It was a little awkward man and kids were getting mad.
He's grabbing me, he's pulling me. She's grabbing me. She's
pulling me. And I don't grab another man. I didn't
know how to. I didn't know how to get him
to spread out. Like I was like, whooa stop, stop, stop,
everybody spread out, spread out now, pass it over there,
pass it over there. Pat No, no, okay, no you
(11:36):
got a dribble?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Oh man, man uh yeah. And then half of them
were upset because they like I didn't get a because
I had red pennies for the you know, so you
could tell who's on whose team, And the kids that
didn't have a penny were like, I want one. I
want a jersey. Why don't I get a jersey? I? No, no,
they're not real jerseys. Why am I not on the
Why why don't I get a team jersey? I'm like, no, no, no,
(11:58):
we're not. That's not it's not out of Jersey.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, this ain't basketball. This is parenting. Your parents about
to have a ball. You're the one watching him free daycare.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah. And then we had to have a team circle,
and we had to come up with a team name.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Well, don't go criss cross apple saus.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Some people were kneeling, some were sitting on their basketballs.
Some were sitting crisscross apple sauce.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Kid's take a knee. You've all seen it on the NFL.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I was like, balls down, balls, quick drip, Please stop
dripping the ball guy, I said, no ball. How about
we put the balls over here to the side so
he won't be distracted.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Okay, Bob Knight.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Trying to come up with a team name.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Is he still with us?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I don't know. Bob Knight's a round He may.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Have think he just recently did?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I think you're right. I think about in twenty twenty,
but I don't know. But anyway, then you have we
had eight kids at practice.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Bob Knight was a Hall of Fame college basketball coach.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
That means past.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
He died when a year ago.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Twenty twenty three, yep, No, twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Four, twenty twenty three, two years ago, a year and
a month ago.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
So we have eight kids there and we have five
different suggestions for team names. I'm like, okay, then we
got it down to two, Team USA and Team Nashville.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I like this strong patriotic vibe.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
And I go to this one kid. He's the deciding vote.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
That's the proudest I've ever been.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
And I said, train on your art, Hey man, what
do you want to vote for? I don't care.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
No, I mean, that's America a nutshell. I might micro
cause them, well, you need to exercise your right to vote.
You got to rock the vote, dude.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
And I'm like, what, like, between Team USA and Team Nashville,
what would you want to vote for? And he's like, either,
what a great kid?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Is that yours?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
No? Not mine? Ray Wishas my two kids on the
team were very adamant about Team USA. Wow, I think
it's fired by the Olympics and their father. We always
say the Pledge before bredge. All right. They are very
much into the Pledge of Allegiance and they love the
Star Spangled banner before national games, they love it. Before
(14:11):
we play in the backyard, they we have to sing
the national anthem before we can play any sport.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Baser ever, she's hammered go to national anthem? No crap, Yeah,
I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
That about her. Haul hilarious, Like she just sings it
or she karaokes it.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
She'll just sing it. And I'll be like, Hey, I'll
be sitting there about sixt deep middle of my living room,
hand over the heart.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
I'll make a note for the convention. Get Bay to
sing national anthem to night on the party bus. Whould
she's six deep? Hey, Bay? Before the party bus takes
off the you know tractor, Nashville tractor, Nashville tractor. Before
they pull us around the city, can you lead us
in the national anthem? Please? So? Yeah, So basketball practice
(14:57):
ended and we ended in a deadlock tie of Team
USA and Team Nashville.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
It's uh, it's Team USA, Team Nashville.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
One kid that was at practice, he.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Team USA via Team Nashville, Team USA, Nashville, Team USA,
our Team Nashville, USA, Team USA by way of Team Nashville.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
That's not bad. That's hard. One two three, Team USA
via Team Nashville.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Some of those overseas men, I don't know if you've
been betting them. They got some long names.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Now, I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
It doesn't all have to be a bowl or a warrior,
or a thunder or a Celtic well Celtic man or
falling on hard times over to you, man.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, we did have one kid that he did show
up to practice, but he hung out with mom and
dad the whole time and the bleachers just chilling and
he would throw the ball against the wall. But he
did not want to come out on the court.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Too shy.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
He's adamant he's not playing basketball. You're but you're saying
though he was more of a passer. I don't know,
but he kept saying, I'm not playing basketball. I'm not
in his mom and daddy, Hey, you want to go
out there and join your I'm not playing basketball.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
That sounds like brownny Lebron keeps throwing him on the court, dude.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Oh man, So yeah, first basketball practice, absolute disaster. I
will not be there to lead the troops tomorrow as
we have our first game and I don't know what's
gonna happen. I gotta find a dad to or mom
to lead the troops tomorrow and get our first win.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
And so where do we go from here?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Where do we go from here?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
I mean, are there gonna be updates? Oh? Yeah, we're
gonna have We're gonna learn players' names or is it
always gonna be pizza sauce, apple sauce.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
No, No, I'm gonna come up with this all pass.
I need.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I need to learn the team. I didn't even know
who the best player on the team is.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Oh, that is definitely Carrie. He is definitely he played
last season. He looks like he's got skills. He is
the one that abstained from voting. He's the one that
said the.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Kid that didn't care is the best player.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah. And the bad news is I got a text
from his mom yesterday. Hey, just so you know, we're
we're headed out of town this weekend, so Carrie won't
be at the game.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Did you text the right person?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
And I said okay, And she goes, she said, would
you like to see a picture of what I'm going
to be doing this weekend? I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wow.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I wasn't supposed to go to you.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah, And I was like, I think you may just
send that to your husband. She goes, oh, yeah, I
meant to send him my water slide. I'm like, whoa, whoa,
where are they going? I don't know, dude, going to
a water park. She does a bikini pick.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Here's proof. I'm here.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Yeah, just saying no.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Thanks, Yeah, that's standard practice. Appreciate the proof.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
And then I found out we have multiple girls on
the team. I thought we had just one, but we
had two and there may be a third that was
not at practice. So we are co ed through and
through the one girl, I mean, she was a baller.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Usually at a younger age, the girl are better.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yes, Emma was.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
So.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
She played last year with Carrie. Carrie and Emma were
on the same team. Cary's a girl. No, Carrie's a boy.
Carry's a boy, and he was good. Emma was good.
But the probably is I kept forgetting Emma's name. I
kept saying, and I'd point out, and you go, Emma, Emma,
that's right, that's right, And then the next one I'd
be like, I'm gonna give it this time eleanor Eloise, Emma, Emma.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Just give kids nicknames. My nephew Asher, I called him
Ashore for the first five years I knew him. He
goes my name's Asher. Oh, I just set ashore because
it sounded like a beach name.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Not bad. I will, I mean, next practice, I'll have
my all nicknames.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
That's what I'm saying. That's the easiest thing. What do
you what comes to mind when you see him? I'm
gonna do the same thing with the connection Jack Gass
over here? Callaway Boom he's named? Is it b or Bay?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
The one that had a birthday and body glass Bay?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Why'd you call her be?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
It's really b but she hates it when we call
her base, so I say it just to piss her off.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Oka soe, I didn't learn that last time.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Hey, you know she likes wh Who? That not who Day?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
The Knowlean's no, she likes the Bengals Whoday? Guys, I
know you hate text with Justin. He gave me a couple.
Do we want to read them?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, we'll read him right after the break. Let me
hear them.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I'll only read them because they're funny. So all you
people that hate him shut up their damn funny. I
don't care who you are. This came at ten fifty
one am. Did you have an eye opener before work today?
And it's a picture of a whiskey glass.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Oh dang.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
I'm like, I'm pretty sure people get fired for that.
Believe my best one of my best friends back in
the day, his dad got fired. He was a nurse
doctor practitioner who went to work drunk.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Oh so you see that Southwest pilot that went to
work drunk. He got pulled off the plane in Chicago
right before the plane was about to take off. Sh
Not a good look, man, not a good look.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
And then I said, I never work without help from
my little friend, Pappy, Pappy van Winkle. And then he goes,
you never work without help from the Dick Dickle, that
is Dickle whiskey. He said, I'm sticking to Mickey's. I
think that's before I get my uber down town. Then
I'll switch to the hard stuff. And I said, that's
pretty standard, nothing crazy there. And Justin goes, I'll have
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twelve Mickeys put down before I hit the road to
this convention. And I said, if I switched a fireball,
by the start of that Sore Losers convention, everybody's gonna
be seeing my Prince Albert. And he says, yeah, you
don't need to be getting all fucked. I'll be your guide.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Oh good, Hey, Justin's the guy. That's a good sign.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
You didn't hear the last text, oh until about three
thirty pm Central Standard. Then you're on your own. Kid.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
That's money you read, dude, that's funny. Oh yeah, I'm
gonna tell you what. There's some crazy people out there, right,
I saw there, Dude.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I could oversee where they were at at pins.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah, they were, I mean, they were going crazy. But hey,
I'm gonna tell you this story. There's this seventeen year
old girl from Cedar Park, Texas cheerleader. She's the president
of FFA. Used to live next to Cedar Park.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
You have to go on a feeder road, a toll
road to get to where I used to have to live.
Evaded those toll roads had a two hundred dollars bill
before that I had to pay. That sucks over to you, man.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
But man, she's the president of FFA. She's got a
little baby.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Goat Fellowship of Christian Athletes.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I know, a Future Farmers of America.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
They have a sound effect.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
And her goat was like some award like in contests.
I guess they do contests with these animals. Well, there
was another girl at the school that had a goat
that was maybe a little bit better than her goat.
So this seventeen year old chick got a syringe poison
that bitch and died. Oh, I didn't die the first time,
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poison that bitch again, and then watched it as it
convulsed and died in its owners arms. Shes whole lee
hell that four age for you, man?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Hey, you tracked her Son's a bitch, you guys and
your four age tractors.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Police said, she sewed no remorse and said I don't
like cheaters. That's y'all's people, basically saying that the person
that had the other goat was a cheater. And now
she has been told that she cannot be around any
animals without supervision.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Same thing goes for Colby White.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
No, no, she can't even pet her own family dog
unless her parents are in the room.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
That's an actual thing, punishable.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, like right now before she gets she's gonna go
to trial, like that's her bond, like when she's out
of jail. Right now, she cannot pet a dog, a cat,
anything unless there's another adult present. Buffy, what I didn't
really here? Here's the thing, Hey, how are you that crazy?
At seventeen years old, that you just POI in another
person's goat and b I didn't realize Future Farmers of
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America was that serious. I thought it was like fun
and jokes and like you raise an animal. I didn't
know you was like level of a serial killer.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
There's money involved. Where there's money, there's crime.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Like this is this type of person. This is what
you have to worry about in the future.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
See, I gotta tell you, man, they had that in
my high school. It was four h though it was
middle school.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Oh that he first.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
See I'm wondering, I'm curious, which is ahead of it.
Future Farmers of America's probably next step from four h
So you're at that point. You're almost about to get
a farm. You're gonna get some hierarchy at your own
family farm. You're starting to take ownership. You got goat.
Stuff like that isn't gonna affect her pocketbook. Our parents
gonna get involved. That's as a coach, you know, how
do you how do you crack down on that? You
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got a dead goat? Who learns, who changes? Who gets better?
Does the world get better? We'll soon find out. Yeah,
she confessed killing the goat.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Saying she did it because she believed the owner's animal
was a cheater, and she also allegedly confessed to previously
trying to kill the animal. Oh my gosh, do we need.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
To investigate this thing or is it a cold case?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
I think it's a please say. They searched the team's
phone and found evidence of internet searches inquiring how much
bleach can kill an animal and poisoning pets? What you
should know? Oh my gosh, it.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Sounds like the other day when Beazer made me a
coffee and I go, what's this white stuff in a
black coffee? And she said it's sugar cookie creamer And
I said, oh my bad.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Oh there you go. I thought it was bleach. So yeah, man,
that was my crime of the day right there, I
got an animal on person person on animal. So my
question is she's not allowed to go back to school, right.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
It's one of those She's not gonna face jail time.
It's just about pet and the pets.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Oh no, she's facing up to two years in prison.
Really yeah, animal cruelty. Man, How do you get caught
with that?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Man?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I don't know. Someone saw her with the syringe going
at the.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Goat see that. That just tells you that it's the Uh,
it's the show ponies that the person that also had
worked on that goat just dead in an instant, all
the grooming, feeding, all that.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
All the hard work. Wonder if they award her an
award like although that like a post tumonis. Yeah, hominis
post homini who.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
A prisoner of war missing an action.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
It's pretty sad, man. And if you go back to
like this girl can't go back to English class because
everybodys looking at her, going, man, that's the girl that
killed the goat. I mean, she was a cheerleader. So
I like this.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
It's just some girl like that. No one knew she
didn't wasn't human on human You gotta.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
I gotta give her that. Yeah, but they say that
when you kill animals is younger, they see a tendency
that you go after humans later allegedly. Allegedly. I'm not
saying that's gonna happens. That's just crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah, what state did you say, Cedar Park? Cedar Park, Texas.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Man, that's right.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
I told the story about it.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
You said how you used to live there?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Man, Holy crap, Man, if I would have lived in Texas,
stayed there, got married to a woman who liked goats,
and then we had a kid who also like goats.
That could have been me, man.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
That could have been your kid. Because you are a
country person, because you married a girl, you moved to
the country. You just don't have goat shit.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
We don't got no goats.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
You don't have a kid that likes goats yet.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
And that's the thing that people always say, when are
you gonna have kids? Why don't we normalize asking when
you're gonna get a goat?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Man? Yeah, that's the weird question is people don't need
to ask that. That's the one question that is just
so like, why do It's the easy, lazy question that
everybody asks.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
The other lazy one is totally left my brain. Kenny Chesney,
he does not have kids, right, correct. See, it should
be anybody's prerogative. You can be any Chesney or you
can be octamom back, but be happy.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
The reason Kenny Chesney doesn't get that question is because
he's not married. Whenever you get married, the first question
people automatically asks, Oh, when you're gonna start having kids?
When are you gonna start having kids? Oh? Is it
about time for you guys to start having kids. That's
the number one question. Okay, so you get pregnant, you
have a kid, the kid's born, one month, you get
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one month after that kid is born, and people automatically say,
so you're gonna have another one? When you're gonna have
another one? I mean, it's like, guys, this one is
brand new? Can I enjoy the bundle of joy in
my arms? This little Can I enjoy that before everybody
bombars me with when you having another one? Are you
gonna have another one? Like, guys, we just had one. Relax.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yeah, it's the stuff you can talk about though it's
not offensive. So they see you're missing one thing. You
don't got a ring on your finger. When you guys
gonna get when you have the engagement ring? When's the
wedding boom? Do you have the wedding? What's missing the kid?
When you're gonna have the kid? What's missing? A friend
for that kid? When you're gonna have another kid? They
live in an apartment when you get in the house.
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It's just that's the USA for it, you know, Team
USA via Team Nashville. The next thing, and it's an
easy in conversation so wild.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
You know, it's not easy in conversation. Is when you
tell your daddy's a dick, and this one kid, he
better tell his daddy's a dick. I'll tell you all
about it right after this.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
I hope you're saving some of your material for the convention. Man,
you're rattling through all this humor.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Oh dude, I got I got, I got stuff for
the convention down.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
No. I remember one time in Vegas you brought some story.
It just brought the whole convention down.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I do remember that you guys weren't into it.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
I don't remember specifically what the story was, but it
was a Vegas crowd. People want to gamble, they want
to drink, and you brought some story about a woman
who like cut off her mom's head and used her
face as a mask. And we're like, wow, tough to
find an angle on that one.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Thanks lunch.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
No, you served us a great story on a silver
platal platter. No.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
So here's the deal. I try to bring interesting stories
and you guys weren't into it. I'm sorry, and I
feel like in conventions past the Saturday Pod, what do
we do? We usually recap Friday Night, right, which is
stupid because then we come in the next week and
we recap the whole convention. So we just recapped it
on Saturday, why would we recap it again? So the
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pod tomorrow I am gonna do no recap of Friday Night.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
You're the host man.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
No we No, I'm just saying, why would we recap
it when we're gonna recap it when we come back
next week?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
No, no, you're the host man.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
So I've had things that have happened to me and
I've saved it a little bit.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Oh not another basketball story for the convention? Are you?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
No? It's not.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I bet there are no see. Okay, can I tell
you one story just and then you can get to
your dick story?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I was gonna tell like a offshoot of The Big Show.
I was gonna make like a big announcement, oh what tomorrow? Yeah,
but do you think that's a good idea? It has
nothing to do with sore losers. It's about the Big Show.
Is something big I did on that thing? Do you
think I should do that? Or No?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Probably not. I don't know. You got to tell them
what it is.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Okay, Yeah, I know. So I was just drumming up
some ideas. Dude, we get in chiefs. The ideas are
gonna be flowing. People are doing drinks, people are yelling
at There's gonna be more cat calls and hecklers. You
just roll with the punches. You're gonna have drunk people.
You're gonna have people hung over drinking blood. He's drinking Mimosa's.
Some guy hooked up with this girl. Guy on guy.
You gotta expect the unexpected.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
This is big Brother.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
So what I'm saying is I thought, maybe just have
a tent pole moment, a big announcement for me. But
now I think about it, I should probably do it
on the big show.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I have no idea. What the hell's going on? Over
to you man with your dick story. So last month
the San Antonio Spurs. They go to the Barclay Center
in New Jersey and they play a game and Wimby
plays Wimby Yama and there's a little kid and he
is so nice and wants to meet Wimby. Wimby goes
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and meets him. Hey mister, and he stands next to Wimby,
and Wimby does what any nice San Antonio Spur player
would do, takes the jersey off his back, gives it
to the little kid. The kid is smiling. They're taking pictures,
and the dad takes a jersey and now is auctioning
it for money.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Has it sold?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
It is not sold, but it is on the auction block.
Best jersey swap ever this little kid in Wimby and
now the dad is selling the freaking jersey like an
absolute dick moment. So the little kid had a Wimby
jersey on, and so Wimby got his little jersey and
the kid got Wimby's jersey, and now the dad is
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selling Wimby's real jersey.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I mean, it's it's a geen. It's genius though it's
absolutely terrible dick, but it's so smart. But it's smart
because the kid, Yeah, what happened in like jazy? Now,
you little shit, you don't know what's in your milk?
Have breakfast, go to first grade and you could play
it off where you needed the money or something. Then Wimby,
you'll get the kid another one. Dad's just trying to
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make ten k? What do you think that thing goes for?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Right now? It is ten k? Bro?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Do I need to move to Vegas? He?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Hell? You might need to move to Vegas ten k
right now, like it is listed for ten K. Tell
you it was December twenty seventh, twenty twenty four. Wimby
had a team high nineteen points, seven rebounds, four assists,
six blocks.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
So that's why it's right around that amount, because it
wasn't a special game where he got his first dunk
in a euro step. So I believe that's why the
price is there. Maybe he autographed it, but probably to
ten K. I mean, there's a memorabilia store at the mall,
Green Hill's Mall, and they sell stuff cheap in there,
seventy five bucks, hundred bucks, one hundred and fifty. It's
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awesome stuff for four hundreds. I was like, damn, bezer,
that's a splurge. That would look damn good. Ten K.
I mean, dude, if that got to win, at what
point would you consider getting that thing?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
If it was man, dude, it would suck. It would
be hard pressed for about four months. But for three
K to have a Wimby jersey in my house game used,
it's only gonna accrue value, right, That's it, And I mean, dude,
that's like the it jersey to get.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
It's the it jersey. He's amazing, He's the future of
the NBA's it's unbelievable. What I feel is it's taking
the thing, the moment, away from the kid. The kid
doesn't understand you're getting ten thousand dollars to him. Ten
thousand dollars means damn nothing.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Ten thousand cherios.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
It means absolutely nothing.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Dad, where's my jersey? Do kids have good memories or bad?
It depends my Well, that little shit remember that jersey
the next day? Yes, in a week, Yes, in a month, yes,
in a year, ain't no way. Yes, really I think so,
because otherwise Pops could have pulled off the heist of
the century.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Because my six year old baby box. He'll still bring
up when he was.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Three, Dad, Remember when you hit me?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yes? No, yeah, Well it's not when I hit him.
It's not when I hit him.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
It was when a misunderstanding. Right.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
We may have been in Vegas for the Coaches Convention
and my in laws were at the house. Dide and
Granddad were at the house and Dedie kicked him in
the head and he always brings it up and says, Dad,
at remember when d d kicked me in the head,
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and he was three, and all it was was she
was walking up the stairs in front of him and
he came up behind, and so when she picked her
foot up, it hit him in the head. It's not
even her fault, it's from the back, from the back,
but in his mind, she kicked him in the head.
Another instance, the day we brought baby Box home three,
Baby Box three home from the hospital with.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Him chickfold Chick fil A.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Now that was Babybox two. My parents were there and
we're out in the front yard and my parents are
enjoying a cigarette and Granny, who's my mom, hat Box,
has her cigarette and her right hand on her right hip. Well,
baby Box tries to run around her and scare her
cigarette right there, boom in the eye. That was three
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years ago, and he still talks about, Remember when Granny
burned me with her cigarette.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Remember when dad sold by Wemby Jersey exactly. Yeah, they
only remember the bad stepping out all the good times,
shooking to the playground. Damn kids, It's like when Garrett
it pays to be a good bad dad.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
When Garrett was here a year and a half ago,
two years ago, and we were there and the women
went to the spa. They went to get a massage,
and we were watching the boys and Baby Box three
was just learning how to crawl then and Baby Box
two needed his butt wiped in the bathroom, and I said, hey, man,
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can you watch him? Why I go wipe the butt.
He's like, oh, yeah, I got him, no problem, got
a little bit of leakage. So I'm at the bottom
of the stairs in the bathroom wiping a butt when
I hear doom doo doo doo doo doom boom, Baby
Box three rolled down the stairs.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Yeah, Garrett, damn it. It's not a can of corn,
it's a kid exactly.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
And Garrett comes down.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
He's like, uh, that's more dangerous than Aisle of nine.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Says I guess that was my fault.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Usually at the store we just say clean up on
Aisle nine.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I say, yeah, I think that was your fault. And
here's the funny part. The kids still remember it. They
bring it up all the time. They're like, remember when
Gray's dad let Baby Box three fall down the stairs?
All the time they bring it up all the time.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yeah, if your dad. So, kids have great memories, great memories.
You never can let the kid watch the Spurs anymore.
They now have a new figure. You know, if you
got the Spurs channel, you ain't watching around the kids.
You're trying to indoctrinate them. They need to watch soccer, football, hockey, women,
tic tac all that stuff. Trust me, Spurs ain't gonna
be played at the house anymore. He needs that kid
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to forget about Wimby and the jersey that he's gonna
get ten k for.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Yeah, but I mean, if they're sitting that close, bro,
they don't need the ten k.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
The thing that sucks about social media is this Dad
would have got away with this twenty years ago.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
But twenty years ago he wouldn't been able to sell it.
It's been a lot harder.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
They've always had the eBay you put on email, broh
could have eventually been tracked, but nobody was able to
tell unless New York Times picked up on the story.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
But yeah, I don't think it gets as much coverage.
I don't think as many people bid back in the
day on a Wimby jersey for ten k on This
is like a legit auction site.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
That's why you always got to think if you're in
the public eye, not even in the public eye, you
do something, chances of me getting busted. It was probably
captured on video and picture of him getting the jersey
hosted it the same jersey. Odds of you getting busted
fifty percent, it's an expensive thing, sixty percent you being
a dickhead dad, and a lot of people clicking on
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that seventy eighty percent. Bro, you just gotta play the odds.
You're probably gonna get found out insteads on the back
alley for a thousand to little Mike. YOUO needs the
drug money.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
And we'll be right back. Maude, these games this weekend, Massive, Massive,
here's my thing. There's got to be an upset somewhere right.
Everything can't go according to script.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Well, it was all chocky first one except commanders over.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
The ram and the rams over the uh uh buccaneer,
rams over the Vikings bike. Oh was five four. I agree.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
The Commander's over the BUCkies. That was not chalk. Everything
else was chalky. I think it's a chalky Saturday. Chiefs
nine point favorites, Lions nine ten point favorites. Chalky just
looks like a chalkboard to me. I feel like Sunday
is where you move into some wacky stuff. Do I
support this? No, but the Philly thing with the rams
(39:26):
just looks weird.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
I love the upset. I see if it can happen.
Is the rams there there? I read your script. Man.
Here's the only problem. Matthew Stafford sucks when it's colder,
snowing or raining.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
And Jalen hurts bro did you ever see him for Alabama?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
He can't throw. He got benched. He sucks so bad
and all of a sudden throw the ball.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
He does have a great arm. If you watch him,
it's hurkey jerky puts. He has to put so much
of his body into his passes. He's not a great thrower.
You're telling me a little tush, little thumb up the
butt's gonna win a super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
I don't thinks so. Otherwise i'd have ten. You would
have ten?
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Not sure what that means, you guys, A touchy push
ain't winning a super Bowl. And I'll hang up and listen.
I need to use that line at the convention.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
I do like that one. Else I would have ten
or regurgitate it, okay, because no one will hear this
before then, because these people that are at the convention,
they're not hearing this podcast, They're not gonna hear it.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Don't choose this over Nashville.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Yeah, enjoy the city, go out and see some sites,
take a nap, do something, get prepared for tonight. But
I would look listen. I am cheering for the Texans hardcore.
We cannot have the Chiefs win three freaking super Bowls
in a row. Love, I love domination, but how are
they this good? Dominate me?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
I want to understand how they're this good. I'm glad
Pitts isn't coming because you guys are dicks. The fact
that you're rooting, You're a dick. I'm not rooting hard
against the Chiefs. You said you cheer against all your
friends teams. But see with Pitts do he means so
well and he truly does love that team.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
It's kind of heartwarming.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Billy, I have the time. I don't even Billy didn't
even text about the Longhorns, the Cowboys. I haven't heard
from Billion two years, so Billy's so wishy washy. Anytime
they do good, like if long Horns would have won
bro Autam and if they're in the championship have been
left and right that I'll root it against them justin
I kind of am rooting against Ohio State, but Chiefs
for whatever reason, I like Pitts and Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Do I want him to win it all?
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Probably not, but that game I think it'll make for
better games later on. Okay, of the team's remaining, who
do you want to win it all? The not the Chiefs.
I don't want Piet's Piss have a threesome, but I
do want it to I don't hear I would love
for Piss to have a threesome as long as I'm
not involved.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
I don't give a shit what he has.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
I'm all about crazy games. I love the Buffalo Ravens matchup.
I do want Buffalo or Raven who gives a shit?
But I do want to move on. So that's an
amazing conference final. The other side Lions with Eminem and
that shit dude. That thing's getting hype. Haley, his daughter's
there to do. He got the one moment.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
No, I've fish a shot to blow dude, that thing
is popping off. I agree with you, So that's dope.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Please beat the Commanders, even though it's a cute story.
What was your question? Who do I want to win?
Speaker 1 (42:18):
What do you want Lions.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
I guess. I mean because all my relatives are Lions. Dude,
Dan Campbell's a badass. I mean, Commanders are a cute story,
But do you really want the you know, the ghost
of the Redskins winning that thing? No?
Speaker 1 (42:31):
No, I can't have the Commanders win because then I'm
gonna sit there and look at Jayden Daniels and just
be like, my god, I've already I've already had that.
I've already had that nightmare.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
I want the Commanders.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
I've already had that nightmare of Jayden Daniels haunting me
for the next twenty years as I look at the Bears.
The Bears had a chance to draft Patrick Mahomes, didn't
do it. We pitched picked Mitchell true fucking bisky this year.
Mitchell Trubisky over who Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
Shh.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
But I'm not sure anybody saw this from Patrick Mahomes
except for Andy Reid. There was no talk of him
going in the top ten, none of that. Nothing. And
I see that with Jayden Daniels. Now, Caleb Williams looks
a lot better than Mitchell Trubisky. Let's not even They're
not even on the same level. Mitchell is still in
the league. Yeah, he played the other day Buffalo. He's
(43:24):
gonna get himself a super Bowl man. Not for the
Bears though, not where I needed him to do it.
So I don't want the Commanders Lions. I don't want
the Lions because they're in the Bears division and f them.
But I also feel so bad for Lions fans. But
I'm not jumping on the bandwagon. Guys.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
I'm from Michigan, but I've never been a Lions fan.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
My buddy Jimmy Steiner is from Michigan. He's a Detroit fan.
He has suffered for so many years. So I wouldn't
mind the Lions winning it. Jared Goff got shipped out
of Los Angeles. Sean McVay said, hey man, you ain't
good enough. We can't win a super Bowl with you.
And they bring in Matthew Stafford and they win a
(44:07):
super Bowl. Now, Jared Golf is shining, he's playing great.
That's fine, Lions. No, I want the Buffalo Bills. I
want the Buffalo Bills to win the Super Bowl. That
is who I feel so bad for their fan base.
They went three years in a row and lost three
(44:28):
years in a row. I mean you want to talk
about kick in the nuts the face and punch you
in the dick three years in a row.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Tamar Hamlin had a heart attack for this moment, and
that's the moment you wont They had.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
The Chiefs beat, they had won twelve seconds, and they
somehow found a way to blow the game.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Snead had the Chiefs beat and he blocked it a
dick and the Ravens lost to the Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Sneed I packed the freaking Bills. My friend Scott, Scott Wishneu,
he is a die hard Bills fan. He loves the Bills.
In middle school, he wore that Bills starter jacket like
it was cool and it was ugliest shit, and I
used to like, what are you thinking. He's had so
much heartbreak. I want the Bills to win the Super Bowl.
(45:13):
That's who I am cheering for. I guess without betting,
I just root for good moments. So I definitely want
the Chiefs game to be interesting with the Texans. Yes,
I want to be interesting. I want our watch party
to be lit. I don't want it to be a
blowout and it's ought to be sitting there going well,
this sucks.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
But I want the Chiefs to win. I don't want
the threesome for Pits, but I do want Chiefs, I
guess to get to the Super Bowl. Ravens create. Dude,
AFC is amazing. As long as the Texans don't make
it because I racked the Bills, the Ravens would be sick.
We get to see the ghost of dark ns Bills.
Whoever wins that game.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
It's not an upset, by the way, it's that that
that doesn't count as Oh I'm picking an upset. The
Bills are one point underdogs. No, that's an even game.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
If the Chiefs win and go to the super Bowl
and win, every sports talk host is gonna bend over
and knob themselves of a three.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
They love it. Joy Taylor will be all over that covery.
That's good.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
At the convention, we introduced Joy Taylor as our guest.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Guys. She got on the show. Hey, good news, guys.
We brought someone that you can hook up with, Joy Taylor.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
She earned it.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Allegendly allegendim all right, So yeah, we're going home. I
have a great weekend, guys. Convention time. Follow us Sored
Losers on Instagram with soord Losers podcast. I think we're
gonna be posting. The Facebook page is gonna be on fire,
YouTube page is gonna be on fire. If you're not
gonna be here, we miss you. Have a great weekend,
(46:44):
and uh, we'll see you next week.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Baser's end rouch. I told her a couple of things
that I need. I said, I need any sort of
three foot stand for my iPhone, and then I said
I had some unwrapped Insuls in the spare room but
can't find them. And finally my MOPy drawer under CMA
Awards low Key Flex. And she said, I got everything
but the insuls. For whatever reason, Dude, I got turf toe.
(47:07):
So I was hoping she could find those insuls.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Okay, I hope you have those because I don't want
your feet to hurt. Man.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Hey, what time you get into Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
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