Ray Shares A Bathroom Kiss With a Co-Worker

In this episode Ray talks about the kiss he had with another dude when Ray was leaving the bathroom at work. Luka to the Lakers has shaken the foundation of the NBA and everyone thinks the Mavericks have lost their minds. Also Lunchbox is putting the NBA on notice as the Spurs made a move and Lunchbox is over the moon about it. The Kansas Jayhawks suck at basketball and we have an update on Lunchbox's basketball coaching adventure. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I started it.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Oh you started? Oh crap, I'm behind. I'm behind right,
go all right. That's disgusting. Man, what a freaking weekend.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Check check check out my med lady. I want to
live so shit.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
I sall dope full finger man, adiot dude, this weekend was.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Is it bigger than my A block?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
It's bigger than your A.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Block, Baby, bigger than your A block. I mean, way
bigger than your A block. Holy crap.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Can I at least have a C block?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
You can have a C block? I mean I would
go into the bathroom. Ray's walking back to the bath Yes,
I got our A block. I'm like, oh my god,
what are you gonna do? Tell me we're not going
to the super Bowl?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Congratulations, it's not that can I it's actually not even worthy.
You have an A block, But I need to warn
you don't do this. Do you when you go up
to the bathroom door, do you knock first? Do you
kind of barely touch it or do you just go
in full force?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
I kind of slowly push.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
See, that's the smart way to do it. I was
exiting at the exact same time the program director for
the pop station was entering. I was exiting full force.
So I jerked the door like that he was pushing
on it at the exact same time, jerked him forward.
Me and him went face to face. Our beards hit
and then he stepped the fuck out of my toe.

(01:22):
I don't know how it's not bleeding because full force
into the fucking turf toe. Ooh, I don't know if
we kissed or not. And he goes, oh, I'm sorry, man,
and I was like, my bad man, always knock, be
a little precautionary when you're going to that bathroom door.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Said I will never talk about this if you never
go talk about this, and he's like, no, I will
never talk about it. And you said, you want to
go camping, dude. I've always like at the old building,
I always worried about someone coming in at the same
time because like, as you're putting your hand out, if
they if they nail it, I'm like, that would hurt.
So I would always gonna cautiously grab the handle.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
But you can get most wounded when you're exiting entering
the doors pushing at the end person.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
It's going in, So you're not gonna get hurt. It's
the one going out that has to be worried.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, he came at me. I was fully exposed. I
have no NFL gear on, so it was just a
helmet help collision in the NFL that had been a
fifteen year penalty.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Oh target ahead, Oh he did. He had blow to
the head of the quarterback. Dude, and then he gave
me a little smooch on the way by.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I can't laugh or I'm gonna cough because so you're
you're gonna be on islands today when you tell jokes?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, because my joke about what did I just tell
a joke about No, you want to go camping? You
didn't even laugh.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
I can't laugh or I start coughing. Okay, So I
told Justin that all Saturday. I said, I can't laugh today, guys,
So nope, saying stuff funny. And then I coughed myself
to death and they're like, I'm like, guys, I can't laugh.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Did you have a good Saturday with Justin?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
What did we do? We went to Morgan's because Baser
did her podcast instead of the Sore Losers podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh nice, And I.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Told Morgan We're gonna air Sore Losers podcast with her
before that one. But we never interviewed Baser on that one,
and I chilled at Morgan's house, dude for an hour.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
So you and Justin did you guys have drinks while
you at Morgan's house or you just did nothing?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Justin wasn't there, and then we went and picked him up,
and I go, Justin, she lived two doors down for you.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Wait a minute, So you were at Morgan's by yourself
for an hour, just sitting in the living room while
they were doing the podcast, or did you listen to.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
The pod thirty minutes and I was watching balls in
Kentucky or whoever they played got it?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I think the Valls played Florida, Florida, and they did
win that game.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Ziggie was out. They played well, man, that's the defensive team.
If they're going to win it, the final score is
going to be twelve to ten National championship.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
It's amazing how they make it look so ugly. And
I mean, Kansas, they were amazing. They were up nineteen
and a half, I think, is what someone told me. Bro.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
We watched the entire game.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I didn't watch the second of it.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
It was the biggest collapse in the history of college basketball.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
What have I told you? All year about Kansas basketball.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
I didn't bet it.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
I didn't say did you bet it? I didn't ask
you if you bet it? Did I justin?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Justin had Kansas plus two and a half at halftime
and they were up twenty, and he said, should I
cash out? I can get five hundred dollars? He goes,
But if I wait the whole game, I can get
seventy more. He waited the whole game. That's five hundred dollars,
went down to zero. Kansas lost by ten. Was a
thirty point swing, the greatest collapse. They said in the

(04:21):
history of college basketball.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I have told you what you didn't even answer my question.
What have I told you the last few weeks about
Kansas basketball? That Connor Dickenson sucks? He sucks.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
He I have never seen a six eight man go
up softer six eight one dude, like six ten dude.
He's so terrible. At one point, when you go up
to the hoop, you do like a little boom, maybe
like a little hook shot or a dunk or a layup.
At one point, dude, you kind of had his arm motion.
Now at one point he went up like this and

(04:53):
just volleyball tap.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
That's what he does. He doesn't play basketball. He's softer
and damn shore armand dude, I'm telling you that a
little bitch syndrome, that dude. And then when he actually
finally does something and he starts doing the muscle stuff
or he does like, oh too small, too small, dude
gets pushed around worse than my damn four year old.
When we're playing basketball against each other, I am shoving

(05:16):
my four year old and he shows more fight than
Hunter Damn Dickinson. It's unbelievable. I didn't even watch the game.
I don't even know what time the game was.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
I listen. Is he from Michigan.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
He's Michigan, Michigan, And we were so excited about getting
himut of the transfer portal and he sucks ass. I
don't know what is wrong with this Kansas team, but
there is something majorly wrong.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
And I've been saying it for weeks. We suck.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
We shouldn't suck as bad as we do, but we
absolutely suck. I would love love if Bill's self he
I don't know if Bill self has lost it. This
transferre portal thing that we've been doing has not been working.
Where we go get all these guys from transfer portal,
and we have a new team every year. It's not working.
We've done it by xt few years. It's not working.

(06:02):
We need to develop guys. We need to bring them in,
keep them there, develop and develop some cohesion.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
I would love Bill self to put Hunter Dickinson's ass
on the bench and play up our play our backup
center at duh blah blah. He is from Cameroon. Dude
is super athletic. I would love it. I wish we
still had Ernest Oude Junior, who's down there at TCU.
He was on the precipice of being amazing. Hunter Dickinson

(06:30):
is so unathletic. I don't know what happened in the game.
I couldn't tell you how we blew a nineteen point
lead because I didn't see it.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
I s Baylor has a stadium where they sit right
on the players. It is cool. Their new stadium is
bad as they got fungos, they got balloons, they got
a bunch of little strings, and they got kids toys. Dude,
it is a party at these Baylor games. They drained
three threes in a row, and that place was rocking.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
I saw it it was fifteen to nine Kansas, and
I was like, hell yeah. And then I looked later
and there was like a minute left and it was
seventy five to sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
It wasn't even close. At the end, Baylor blew the
doors off of him after losing by twenty.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Now, I don't know what happened to. Like I said,
I didn't watch the game, so I have no idea,
but I just know Kansas sucks. I'm not as invested
in this team because they're not good. They're frustrating and
I love Kansas basketball, but it's hurting my soul. Oh,
you got to figure something out. We got to start
the show.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Baylor's quickest scat make a note. I don't even know
if they make the Big Dance, but if they do,
watch out for them in March.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Tell you what, man, Oh, I'll tell you who's gonna
make the Big Dance. Auburn.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
They're unbelievable. Yeah, that Boone kid being back is big time.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
They are so good.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Brutus something his name is.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
I mean, what a weekend, dude. I did so much
this weekend.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
I was out and about if you guys. I saw
the post on Facebook on Instagram. Arnold has left the
show temporarily. He is headed to Los Angeles. In a trade,
we traded him for a box of pencils and a
twelve pack of Mickey's Nice.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
That's good return on investment.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
So people are saying it was a really bad trade.
He is not with us today.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Help me back soon, though, man. Yeah, they'll get tired
him in LA. They'll ship him back over here.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
We're gonna do it live.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Wait, oh, the one, two, three sore losers? What up?

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Everybody?

Speaker 2 (08:33):
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
It's Susan. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I live on the North side of Nashville with Baser.
She's a Broadway girl. Took her there. She's a country girl.
Now two point two acres. The sun is finally shining
in Nashville. We're talking seventy degrees. We're on the patio. Yesterday.
Baser said, you wanted mimosa. I said, damn right, I
wanted mimosa. And I chipped and the sun was beaten
down on my face, white legs. Finally got to get

(09:01):
a little bit of tan to them. We have said
goodbye to the two degree weather and it's seventy here
on out over to you code.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Let's hope, so man, let's hope this weather is here
to stay, because boy, did I take advantage yesterday. Oh.
I was out and about in the sun, hanging out
at the park, doing this, doing that. It was amazing.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Sammy's saw your Sammy's on the park.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, we were having a picnic at the park yesterday. Dude,
did he home me come over now? No homies came over,
No homeless. We avoided the homeless. Luckily the park was crowded,
so the homeless, I think, disappear when there's a lot
of people around. They kind of stay on the fringes.
But I mean, we loved it. I took the boys
to the grocery store yesterday morning to pick out the

(09:47):
lunch meat, the bread, the pickles, the chips, all that,
the pineapple. We took it all to the park. But
we went to the store yesterday morning to get all
the ingredients and we were ready for a picnic at
the park.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Baby, that's an all American meal.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
It was great. Dude, and we just threw it all
in a bag and then you just take the bag
to the park and you make the sandwiches there. I
know a lot of people pre make their stuff now,
not us. We ain't got time for that. It takes
longer to make the sandwiches put them in baggies. Now,
just make them at the park.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Let me ask this, is it a kid's park or
is it an adult also park? It's both because I
loved going to the park as a kid and you're
seeing that couple that's necking. You see Adam and Eve
over there going for a kiss, and then the guy
starts growing. As a kid, I love going to a
park because it was always a guy getting handsy.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
There was a guy and a girl laying on a
blanket kind of over under a tree a little bit
off the playground. They both had books, but then they'd
roll over and like she had her head on his
chest while she was reading the book, like and I
was like, oh, this is gonna lead to something, but
it never led to anything.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
See, the park's perfect because you can lay down on
a blanket. You're not gonna hook up bang. But if
you're in high school, it's a good way to get
out of the house, maybe do some touching. And if
you're later on in life, it's a perfect date because
in the movie theater you're kind of constricted in the seat.
Park can lead to a lot of things. And you're

(11:17):
on a blanket, you get too hot and heavy, you
just roll that thing over, wrap her up like a burrito.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
And I'm gonna say what, I've never really laying on
a blanket before because I don't think it's very comfortable.
Watch I watched those two people laying on a blanket
reading books. I'm like, that looks miserable. I don't understand
the laying on a blanket because if you're reading a book,
you got to hold the book way up in the air.
Your arms get tired.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
See, that's why you need the tree of a trunk, oh,
or the other way around, trunk of a tree, and
that's then your recliner. And then she can also dip
down over there by your crotch. Interesting.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, but the park, dude, it was absolutely packed when
we get there. I had no idea some of the
neighbors were going to be there, the people that live
across the street, they were there with their two kids,
Jerry mar Ah, just the mom and the two kids,
and we're like, what up, ball, how's it going? Blah
blah blah. Oh. Then the the family that we share
the bus stop with, their daughter is a kindergartener. Also,

(12:12):
they're there, the gay couple. No no, uh, and he's uh,
he's slinging the football with two dudes. The dad is,
like I said, slinging the football, and he's like, hey, man,
I met his two buddies. We threw the football back
and forth. Then they start adding the frisbee in. They're
throwing the frisbee in the football at the.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Same time and the boomerang. Dude, they're trying to kill
each other.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Dude. I was like, this is weird. Like they were like,
so one person would have the frisbee, the other guy
would have the football, and they'd look at each other
and they'd freaking throw the frisbee and the football at
the same person, trying to nail them.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
That's what sun does to people. People are getting wacky.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
I'm like, whoa dude, like the one who would throw
the football up so the guy would be looking up
at the football and then another guy would laser the
freaking frisbee at him and knock him right in the nose.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Dude, what is with the sun? I was chip and
Baser goes, oh, I'll go pick up the balls for you.
So she goes out into the yard. I was trying
to hit her with the balls. See, dude, we got
whacky in Nashville yesterday. It was intense.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
I was like, damn.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
I mean one dude, he got taken out his ear
and his sunglasses bam off by the frisbee. Frisbees took
it because he was he was kind of looking at
the football and the frisbee came from the other direction. Whack.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
But were they Was it just willy nilly or was
that an actual frisbee football game?

Speaker 2 (13:28):
It was willy nilly.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
We need to invent something like that.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
It was on his foot, yes where you had to
dodge two balls. And then there's another football laying there,
and my boys come over. They want me to throw
them that football. So I'm kind of throwing them that football,
and then they my kids are throwing me the football.
They threw the frisbee and the football. I had two
footballs and a frisbee flying at me at the same time.
It was you and the three kids. Yeah, and then

(13:53):
these three dudes. It was unreal. My wife was at
the park too, but she was talking to the women.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
But he was out.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Now everybody, dude, And then everybody left, like it was
kind of empty the park empties. So we start having lunch.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Hi, brother, you got a couple of dollars.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
And let me tell you, it was like it comes
in shifts, because then all of a sudden, here come
a bunch of new families and it just ours getting
crowded again. There's people everywhere.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
After church crowd and dude, you should love parks, free entertainment.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Oh dude.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
We stayed there for almost three and a half hours. See,
now I understand. You know my dad he would take
us he when he worked with the lumbermill. Not to
get too much in the weeds, guys, but he would
drive around to these cities, okay, and he'd take us
with it, so it'd be a family outing. But he
would go to these meetings and just leave us at
the park. So it is my mom, my sister, Muffy,
and Burt and me. Dude, we'd be at the park

(14:44):
eight hours sometimes. Dude. We lived at the park and
we thought It was the best. But what I realized
is Dad just dropped us all. He had to dump
us somewhere, and a park doesn't have that. You can
stay there forever. They have endless opportunities at the park.
So we would play cat. We did all kinds. We
would be on every slide, every swing. Dude, parks are genius,

(15:06):
especially if you're.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Trying to save some money. Oh, we weren't even worried
about saving money. We're just worried about that vitamin D.
And it was so fun. We swag went down the slides.
We were throwing the slinging the football, slip flipping the frisbee,
doing it. All the kids were playing tag. They were
doing this. Then we ate lunch. Then we reconvened and

(15:27):
we went and there was a soccer ball over there,
so we just started kicking someone's soccer ball that they
had left. Played some soccer. Then we did the unthinkable
baby box two. A lot of you kids get lost.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Let me and your mom have a little fun out here.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Who is four years old? Let me tell you he doesn't.
He doesn't turn five till the end of this month.
But that man, old jolly saintan Nick brought him a
bicycle for Christmas at the park. No on Christmas, but there.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Better be a greenway that goes through.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
And we tried to ride it a couple of weeks
ago on the sidewalk and it was tough. He was
getting it a little bit, didn't really get it down.
It was hard to let him go. So he wanted
to go learn to ride his bike. So we brought
the bike to the park and there's a big grassy
field and I'm like, are you ready to go try
your bike? Goes yeah, I'm ready to go try my bike.

(16:22):
I was like, am I gonna have to run with
him today? He got on that bike. I let him
go first time and he's off. He's riding the bike.
Baby Bucks two at four years old, is riding the bike.
He's riding the bike coaches and he's like Dad, but
they're playing football and there's one and I was like,
you just ride straight, but they'll get out of your way.
And he rode that bike all over the field. He's like, Dad,

(16:46):
I think I'm ready for the sidewalk now, But is
that why you did it?

Speaker 1 (16:49):
There?

Speaker 2 (16:49):
So there's no injuries, yeah, because he was a little
nervous on the sidewalk. The first time we tried it
a couple of weeks ago. Then the weather got bad
and we hadn't been to go back out, and so
he wanted to try it on the grass and we
did it like three times on the grass. Goes Dad,
I want to go try it on the sidewalk. And
we went up to the sidewalk and he was just
going back and forth, back and forth, and he is like,

(17:11):
whenever he's done, he doesn't really like stop the bike.
He just kind of jumps off. So his bike's already
scraped up like crazy. He's got scratches all over it,
but he's riding a bike.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Man.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
We figured out how to ride a bike with no
training wheels yesterday.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
WHOA. I didn't know if the next generation was going
to be a bike one.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Oh they're all ai now, No, my kids are all
about the bike. He was so excited to ride that
freaking bike.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Because we got two of them in our garage. And
I told Bazer, I was like, we don't nobody rides
bikes anymore.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Oh, you gotta get out dude, get out there and
ride it.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
I'm not talking over here with the cockroaches riding up
and down Broadway. I'm talking, are you riding a bike?

Speaker 2 (17:52):
I ride a bike with my kids.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Oh you're about example is are your neighbor Do your
neighbors ride bikes? Oh?

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Yeah? Actually, look, you want to see a text we
got yesterday. It was from the family down the street
and they said, let's see where they're at. They said,
we did our first family by ride.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
See. I always thought that people riding the bikes. I mean,
let's be real, the guys that are you know, the
guys that got a DUI don't have any other mode
of transportation.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
You think those are the main people riding the bikes.
If you see a guy doing it, probably yeah. And
so yeah, we had a great day at the park yesterday.
Man saw so many people met I mean I didn't
meet anybody knew Actually no, I met the two dudes.
I don't remember their names. One of the guy lives
three houses down from me. I met him a couple times,
but I met him. Yes, he was likeyeah, actually I've
never met you. And I'm like, okay, dah. And so

(18:43):
that was my Sunday due But I woke up yesterday
morning to the news that shocked the world. I woke
up yesterday morning to the news that shocked the world.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Luca tot La, Luca to La and we'll talk about
it right after this, Arnold La. I didn't see Arnolds
LHL this morning, man. I mean, okay, So it went
down in the dark and night, I guess. I woke

(19:13):
up in the Fellas group text going oh my god,
and I thought, honestly, god, I thought we got ball sacked.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
I thought we got ball sacked. No, that'd just be
us and our reporting dude literally.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Thought this ain't real, like this is photo shopped, like
someone's messing with me. And I looked at the calendar
and I'm like, no, it's not April first. Let me
go ahead and look and see if this is real.
And it was real. And I'm gonna tell you what.
People are all shocked and they're ripping the Mavericks. Oh,
the Mavericks are so stupid. How can you trade Luca.
I absolutely love what the Mavericks did because they get

(19:52):
there's there's things behind the scene that we don't understand
that go on within an organization. And obviously Luca was
hard to handle behind closed doors. Overweight, he's fat, Luca
is fat. He's been fat for a couple of years.
The Dallas Mavericks have said, hey, man, we need you
to get in shape and not be fat. And you

(20:13):
know what Luca does heads the Golden Corral. He gets fatter.
After next season he's eligible for He was eligible for
three hundred and forty five million dollars.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
They said he landed in la allegedly two hundred and
seventy pounds.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Yeah, that's a fat dude to play point guard. Man,
that's a fat dude. And here's the thing. They give
him that three hundred and forty five whatever million dollars
is guess what that gives him incentive to do get fatter.
And they decided, are we gonna risk it? Are we
gonna risk giving this dude all this money and him

(20:55):
just to stay fat. Then we have Zion Williamson all
over again, out of shape, can never play because they're
always hurt. And we're not gonna do that. We're not
gonna freak out and we're not gonna let this guy
just tie our hands. And so they made a decision
that we're not gonna be held hostage by fat Albert

(21:16):
and we're gonna get rid of him. And now, and
he can't play defense. So yes, Lucas amazing. He is
a highlight reel. He is so good. But Anthony Davis
gives them a chance to win an NBA title this year.
They were not gonna win an NBA title with Luca

(21:37):
because he doesn't If you watch him play, he doesn't
even try to play defense. He has no care in
the world on the defensive end. And he spends half
the game bitching at the refs. Hey did you take
my fucking burrito? I loved it back there, and you
took my damn burrito. I think that's what he's mad about.

(21:59):
He's not mad about getting a foul called. He's like, hey,
can we hurry up and get the halftime? I'm getting hungry.
I need to hit the buffet. Listen. I understand Lucas
a generational talent. He's so amazing, but he doesn't play defense, man,
and it puts your team in a bind because you
had to cover for his defensive liabilities. And I love

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that the Mavericks were bold and we're not gonna let
him have all the power. And when no one was looking,
they said, get the out of here.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Lovely. It freaking switched on me. Gosh, dang it, what
I had the audio? Did you when it got announced
on TV? There were these people at a party in Dallas. No,
there's babies crying, girls are screaming.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Really yeah, hold on, dude, I didn't see it. I
saw uh. They were doing an ESPN game. It was
like a college game, and they said, well, we're getting
breaking news that Luca's been traded la and the announcer
goes what like live on the air. That was only
audio I saw. But everyone is upset. But Anthony Davis

(23:08):
with Gaffard and Lively down low, good luck getting to
the rim against the freaking Mavericks. Dude, they are gonna
swat your shit. You better not come in the lane
because there's two people there to erase your shot. And
Kyrie Irving, as much as I give him shit, he
is playing balls out. Dude is balling. The Mavericks are
now title contenders.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
All right. This is when it started to circulate at
a party in Dallas, probably some frat party. Here you go,
some frat daddy party. Bro, you have grown co eds

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screaming bloody murder at the announcement.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
I have a buddy that had a baby this weekend.
Baby was born on Friday. He's a bit he's a
Mavericks fan, and he's a big Rory fan. And he
told his wife, if Rory wins this tournament, can we
name the baby Rory? And she agreed and I texted him.
I said, Luckily, you weren't gonna go with Luca because

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he's such a Mavericks fan. He lovest Okay, all right,
we all. I love that we're all. Everybody's hating on
the Mavericks. Everybody's hating on the Mavericks. And that's when
you know, guess what, they may not have been that
bad of a trade.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
You want that kind of polarizing stuff in your.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Life, yes, Like if everybody is saying it's for sure,
bet go the opposite. When people zig, you zag. And
that's what the Mavericks did. And listen, I don't know
why the Lakers title chances and now they're like the
sixth team to win the title, six favorite stop like
they have no one down low Jackson Hayes. Yeah, Jackson

(24:58):
Hayes is going to be their starting Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Caldwell, Pope?

Speaker 2 (25:02):
I mean Bronnie James and freaking Luca for the next
ten years in La.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Folks, Brad's gonna hold down the four.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
I mean, I love it.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
It's crazy. Yes.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Could they have gotten a lot of draft picks for Luca, Yes,
but their window is now with Kyrie Irving. They have
to win now because if they wait four years, they're
wasting Kyrie Irving. They are going for it. Anthony Davis
is hurt a lot. He's hurt a lot. I understand that,
but so is Luca. Luca has played twenty two damn
games this year, twenty two.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Lucas hurt right now?

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Right, Yes, so is Anthony Davis though he's been played
in months. He hasn't played in forever.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Two hurt guys got traded and guess what the Thunder
and Celtics are in the finals? Hang up and listen. So,
I mean it's it's awesome. Now.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
I will say this, Luca might get in shape now
to spite the Mavericks, because he had no incident to
get in shape in Dallas. Now, to prove everybody wrong.
He may start being like into his conditioning and lose
weight and get in shape. Fine, he still didn't play defense.
That's all I'm gonna say.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Since when do we start talking about guy's weight when
they're fat. Did people talk about Shack like this, Shack
was a different kind of weight. Man, It's like, but
you know, somebody else's weight that's noticeable. Have we always
talked about Luca's weight? No, he just like the last
couple of years he got fat, right and he's like
a little bit slower. Yes, okay, and.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
That's what they they think your and your body breaks
down when you're fat. Zion Williamson, he's always hurt because
he's fat. Fat is it's hard two for your body.
When you're fat, you get hurt.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
And these guys they're what it is really is. They're
they're testos. There is slowing down. They're metabolism tabolism. Yes,
and we've all hit it. I didn't hit it until
my thirties. But Luca, we saw him when he was eighteen. Yes, Sidney,
he's got a lot of miles on him. He couldn't
drink at that one point. Isn't that why the owner
took the beer out of his hands? Not sure? So

(27:05):
now he is at that point where his metabolism slowing down,
So yeah, he's putting on some weight. The other guy Kelsey.
He's put on a noticeable five to ten since he
started dating take one hundred percent. So we're starting to
talk about guy's weight. Yeah, it does slow him down,
slows him down.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
And then last night, Oh boy, my spurs are coming.
My spurs are coming. You better look cowboys and girls.
Wimby and de Aaron Fox, we about to take over
the NBA.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Go Spurs, Go, go Spurs, go your window this year
with CP three.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
No, we don't need CP three. CP three was there
just a sort of mentor Wimban Yama, Harrison Barnes, there
to kind of mentor show these younger guys how to
be professionals. We got de Aaron Fox. We didn't have
to give up jack shit for Daron Fox. We didn't
have to give up Castle Vassal, we didn't have to
get We had to give up none of our young talent.

(28:04):
We gave a bunch of scrubs and a couple of
first round picks. Guess what, We still got eight first
round picks in the next few drafts. We are coming, baby,
de Aaron Fox breaking down the defender, lobbing it up
to freaking women. Yama, Get ready, folks, we got a
true point guard who can score Womby doesn't have to

(28:25):
do everything. Oh man, san Antonio strikes again. We're coming
for that ass. We're coming for that ass.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
And nobody The trade deadline's coming in a week, right.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Uh, it's coming in a couple of days. I don't
know exactly what day. Maybe February sixth, maybe February fourth,
I'm not sure. So that's why all this stuff popped off.
And in previous years, people have always talked about trades. Dude,
nobody talked about a trade. And this all happened in
the dark at night. I mean, no one talked about
Luca being on the block. But hey, Dallas said, we
are tired of your ass. I he I'm telling you.

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No one came out in the organization's like, oh we
love that guy. It's just like good riddance.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
There was a writer two years ago that predicted this trade.
He said, what should happen is Kyrie should go to
Dallas and blow that whole thing up, since he's such
a bad guy in the locker room. And they said,
and then it'll make Luca want to leave town and
maybe go to La There was a writer that predicted
me two years ago and now it came to fruition.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
But it seems like Kyrie ain't the problem.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Reray, give him his flowers.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Give Kyrie his dude. He's playing so well.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
I mean, and and don't don't listen to writers don't.
A lot of the time. There was this one guy,
Michael Thompson. I want to say, I maybe messed up.
The source there says DoD for mccamie, So I may
be messed up. The source is dot. But Michael Thompson
two years ago, when I was heavy gambling, said, guys,

(29:51):
Joel Embiid is gonna get trade. It's almost a done deal.
He's out of town. And guess what. I put five
hundred dollars on him getting traded, and not a damn
thing happened. He didn't leave. He's still with the Sixers
and he never played and he's fat. Guess what. These
writers never get it right but want to tip the cap.

(30:11):
Give him his flower. Some writer two years ago predicted it.
Don't know his name, we'll get the source.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Also, you know who I'm tired of is Jimmy Butler. God.
This dude, I mean, this guy thinks he's Michael fucking Jordan.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
But we're talking about these trades right now, and no
one cares about the super Bowl right now. But that
she was about to drop.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
What is Jimmy Butler? Yeah, guess what, But I'm tired
of his shit. If he goes a Thunder they fan
of Cook, there is no way.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
They're already full. They don't want him.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
The Thunder do not want anything to do with Jimmy Butler.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Memphis.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Now may Memphis may want something to do Jimmy Butler,
but if you're Oklahomas that you don't want him. This
dude is thirty five years old and he thinks he's
Michael Damn Jordan.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
He was clutched though a couple of those years. For
a couple of years. He's the reason they may it
to those fires. But he's thirty five years old. He
was this huge extension. The Warriors are reportedly interested in
trading for him, and he informed the Warriors, I will
not resign with you guys, like, who are you like?
Shut up Jimmy Butler.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
The Warriors, yes, there's talks that they were trying to
get in the sweets sweepstakes for Jimmy Butler, and they
informed the front office, Hey, if you trade for us.
We're not going to resign with you. Jimmy Butler dictating
his I mean, good out of here, you thirty. I'm
tired of his shit. I'm tired of him.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
He is one of those guys though, if you've really
watched those games, especially, it's really good in the bubble.
The guys that make those points that are in crunch time.
It was Jimmy Butler.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
And he can play some defense, like I love the
way he plays, but right now, I'm tired of his shit.
I'm tired of him adding like he's Michael Jordan and
he's the best player in the damn.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
League, and you guys kind of let it get out
of control. It's you know, the dad, Oh yeah, my son.
I don't know what happened to him. I mean, you're
letting him smoke pot when he was nine years old
and you didn't make him play organized sports. That's probably
why now he has tattoos and not a job. It's
the Jimmy Butler thing. They were let him fly owned
plane to the games. I mean, guys, who was parenting
that issue.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
This is what happens.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
This is what happens.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
You start giving them an inch they take a mile,
and then you're surprised when they're like, I'm only gonna
go to this certain team, so I'm gonna give you
no leverage. You're not gonna be able to get anything
for me because the only team I am gonna re
sign with is Phoenix. So if you don't trade me
to Phoenix, all these other teams they just know they're
renting me, so they're not gonna give you jack shit
for me. It's unbelievable. The NBA is on fire, dude,
I mean on fire.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
You're right. They just dominated the NFL.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
They did.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Is anybody gonna talk about the super Bowl?

Speaker 2 (32:30):
I mean, we'll talk about it later this week, but
two weeks up to the super Bowl, they just got Trump.
See you later, and I.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Right for a non politics podcast.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
I am Hey, I'm whatever. I'm not pro tariff or
anti tariff whatever, but I love shipping people out and
shipping people in and shipping people out. Freaking fantastic, dude.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
You and Scuba Steve both mentioned tariffs within the last
two hours. What the hell are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (32:55):
So I've been all over the news man.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
I don't I didn't read it. I just saw the headline. Man,
there's tariffs.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Now.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
I don't know, like some kind of tax, but.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Hey, tariff to listen to our podcast.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Is hey, and I mean god, I can't look go
to La I listen. I'm a Spurs fan, but I
am cheering. If the Spurs aren't gonna win the title
this year, let's go Mavericks. So every dumb mother can
shut up when they dominate this postseason. And I could
come back and say, see, guys, it wasn't such a
bad trade, was it. Maybe they know what they're doing

(33:29):
all of us. I mean, just because Luca is highlight
central doesn't mean he's the best basketball player. We'll take
a break, we'll right back right. Speaking of basketball, man,
we had our matchup this weekend. We got our jerseys
in shit, and I'm just gonna let you know, no, no, no, no,

(33:56):
we are officially the Brooklyn Nets.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
All right.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
We are the Nets, and we are excited, when very
happy to be the Nets.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Got the jerseys. You guys all do Bavs jerseys for Luca.
You know there's some teams out there.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Oh they're all fighting over number four. Oh man, sorry man,
you got trade la Man. You gotta go. You gotta
go to the other side of the gym.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
And we got the jerseys on Friday, so we drove
by a couple of the teammate's house, dropped them on
their porch. There you go, There you go, There you go.
Saturday morning, wake up, ready for the game. One of
the kids texts, Hey, not gonna make it sick. Another one, Hey,
we're out of town. Not gonna make it. Another kid

(34:41):
has a broken foot. So we're down to six players already.
We only have nine on the roster.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
The broken foots all year.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah, I know. So we go and I show up
to the game and we're ready handing out jerseys with
a couple kids that didn't get a jersey yet.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
We're gonna have to make a trade, and.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
We're warming up, warming up. The other coach love. The
other coach comes over. He goes, hey, I got the
colored wristbands so we can know who we're marking. I
was like, beautiful, man, beautiful.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Love it.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yeah, it works smarter, not harder.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
So I see their kid. He's a blondhaired kid and
he's pretty tall, and I tell baby Box, that's your dude.
Blue wristband. You got him. I tell Elizabeth, hey, you
got green. That's our second best player. And we match
up and it was a back and forth battle. Second
quarter still tied zero.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Zero until you guys score a point. It's give me
tough for me to really think coming into these segments.
You guys gotta win.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
We scored point. We won our first game six to two.
You weren't there though, I know we lost twenty to
nothing in the second week. This week, I'm back. You know,
we're back in it. And late in the first quarter,
Baby Box goes to get a rebound and gets a
forehead right to the left eye. Man ah ah, I

(36:01):
mean he got nailed.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
He's all you on the f way.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
He starts crying. I'm oh, it's okay, but it's okay,
and are you okay? Let me look at it, Let
me look at it, and the ref goes, hey, just
goletting something mount, just ghetading something out.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Whoa, it's my son, And.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
I'm like, whoa, man, let me check out my player, son,
I mean player. And then I look over at the
bench and broken foot kid is getting dressed into a uniform.
He is taking the boot off. He's ready to play.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Well, why doesn't he just walk on water?

Speaker 2 (36:28):
And I'm like, oh my gosh, now we have two
subs and I'm like, do you want to keep going?

Speaker 1 (36:33):
You want to sit down? He goes, I want to
keep going.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
But the other dad that was sitting on the bench
and had already send another kid in, Hey, just go
take a break, Go take a break.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Man to man, you need to get him looked at.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
And so he goes. He goes in the blue tent
concussion protocol. You know, they have to check him out,
do all the tests, and we still zero zero After
one second quarter, he comes back in and he's going
for a steal. Boom, he gets headbutted right on the
bridge and there's son baby box again.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
You gotta get him out, and I mean, he's.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Already got a black guy and he's just crying again.
He got nailed in the nose. I'm looking, there's no
blood coming out. Luckily, He's like, I want to take
a seat. I want to take a seat. I want
to take a seat. So he goes and sits down.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Love you.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
So there's ten seconds left in the first half. The
other team has the ball and the coach calls a timeout.
And I'm like, first of all, I didn't know we
had timeouts. And he pulls out the clipboard and he
starts drawing up a play.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
What is that your uber menu?

Speaker 2 (37:30):
And he starts drawing up a play. I'm like, four
to six year olds, you're drawing up a time outplay
with ten seconds left to get a.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Good shot, telling you the dog play.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
I'm like, all right, dude, whatever you do you man?
He just say they didn't get a shot off. They
didn't get a shot off.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Maybe that's what he drew up. Oh, he run it out.
Just hey, we're gonna go to halftime. We're gonna regroup.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
So it's zero zero and half, and so I've got
to decide who's gonna start the second half. And I'm like,
this is gonna be hard. Everybody's gonna be fighting to
get in. I'm like, does anybody want to take a break?
Four kids, I'll take a break. I'll take a break.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
And I'm like, oh, man, man, they just they don't
make them like they used to coach.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
And I'm like, all right, yeah, yeah, Well I only
need two of you to sit out. So I had
to sit two out and one kid he's in the game,
and he starts dribbling and he looks over me. Hey,
my uncle Nick is here. Hi Uncle Nick, Hi Uncle Nick.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Mid game.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
No, he's mid dribble. He's the one dribbling the ball
up and the other team gets hot. Man, they go
on a ten oh run. So you're down ten to
nothing or down ten to nothing. And I will say this,
they only had two good players. They only had two
good players.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
It's all the maps are gonna have.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
And here's my frustration.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Dorian Finney Smith Ray.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
There's two minutes, maybe a minute and a half left
in the game. Well, first in the first half, baby
Box goes up for a shot. Bam, he gets clapped
it foul. This is the third quarter. He gets to
shoot two free throws.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Didn't know we shot free throws. I love that the
coach is learning along with the flow of the game.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Steps up, boom miss is the first one. Sor right, Hey,
sorry dude, you got the next one. You got the
next one.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
They're not practicing these at the park. Now.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
We didn't know what he did free throws. Didn't even know, Dad,
what's this line? He steps up, boom misses the second.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
All right, Oh my dude, you guys haven't scored and
going on a week.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
I know, I know, still ten to nothing. Men have
to go.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
God is depressing, I know, but you have no chance
at this point. Men don't have to go, dude, I mean,
I guess ten points can be overcome, right, Baylor, too soon,
too soon.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
And he goes up for a shot.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Bam.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
He gets clappered again, shooting two free throws. Shooting two
free throws, baby Box steps up to the line, good call.
Ref sings the first one.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Wow one, Holy crap, we scored a point. That's my boy.
Next stop NBA.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Second free throw. He gets up there, two bounces, bends
the knees, trains it. Ten to two. Let's go.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
We needed those to be worth about five points.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
They go down. They missed the shot. We get the rebound.
Kid comes up, they shoot it.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Off the rim.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Baby Box rebound, puts it back up. It's in ten
to four. Wow, Wow, we come. Other coach immediately calls
time out.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Smart play coach.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Other coach immediately calls the time out to kill the momentum.
Smart ten to four minute left. He subs players back.
He's like, no, no, yeah, hold on the raft, we
need time out. What are you guys doing on d
We just gave up four straight. They're making a comeback.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Come on, RAF, you can't let him do that. It's bullpucky.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Final score ten to four.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Killed the momentum and the game and the game and
the story. We got to take a break.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
No, And I'm gonna tell you here's my frustration.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
They're not letting these kids play. They're putting these NBA
rules into timeouts, play calling guys. Let them run rampant.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
That I agree with, and I understand that they want
to win. I mean, you want to win the other team.
There was only two kids on their team that touch
the ball. The same kid dribble the ball up every
single time.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
So you're letting everybody play, whereas the other coaches are
already selection.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Yes, every time up the court, a different kid dribbles
the ball selenatural selection. Yes, it does not matter. Every
time we go up to court, a different kid gets
to dribble the ball up, not trying to you know,
give it to one kid and let him play the
whole game.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
That's a motto though. You know coaches they say, oh
here we win, here we get We don't take portal players.
You guys, kids, if you come to my team, know
that every time we go up the court, a different
kid will bring it up. Coach, that's something to be
known for. Yeah, I mean it's not paying off. We're
not getting a lot of wins.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
And this time we did better on defense of marketing,
like we did a really good job, and then we
also did better on offense about running around and getting open.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Here's the problem.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Our kids can't throw the ball like They'll be at
the top of the three point line and someone will
be under the basket and be open. But we ah,
we can't throw it that far.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
They need to be playing more. You gotta get in
the indoor basketballs. They're always playing before dinner. Mom's making dinner.
You're at the park. I just got Henley a ball
that you can dribble inside. It makes no noise apparently.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeah, my kids dribble the basketball inside. I don't mind that.
And we got to work on the bounce pass. But
I don't know if we can get a bounce pass
through all those people. There's too many people. It's too crowded,
and that's when you're gonna do the lollipop. But we
do the lollipop we don't get it's not far. We
can't throw it far enough. And we had a couple
of kids. They're wide open under the basket and we
threw it to them and they ducked.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Yeah, they ducked.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Say it was it was.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
And so we lost ten to four. Man.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
But I will say the one kid on their team,
he was good, but he thought he got thought he
was Steph Curry Man. He would dribble down, not one pass,
get one foot inside of the three point line, shoot
it nothing but air.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Yeah, kids ain't gonna learn from that.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Nothing but air. And no other kid touched the ball.
They had two kids, green wristband and blue wristband. They're
only two.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
That's it. Yeah, it's gonna look better to the parents too.
You guys are working the ball around, kids are learning
over there. What do you what are you getting from that?

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Yeah, baby Box two got a steal, drilled up the
right side, shot off the backboard, didn't go in, but
he got a shot up. He was super excited. So
we moved to one and two on the season. We
got practice tomorrow night. We'll be back at it. I mean,
I'm gonna tell my kids, hey, fatten up like Luca

(43:58):
and we'll be good to go.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Yeah, it's the The passing thing is tough. It is hard.
You got kids scared of the ball and crap.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Trying to teach him not to be scared of the ball.
I don't know how you do that. Like, it's tough, man, I.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Mean that's really tough.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
I don't know how you get him to not be
scared of the ball.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
I think it's just get a lot of that.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
I think it's age. When they get older, they won't
be scared of the ball. It's just you see this
big object flying. You're like, ah, seems a little weird.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Yeah, just imagine that it's a teddy bear and.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
We'll take a break. Then, are you gonna give me
your c segment?

Speaker 1 (44:33):
What?

Speaker 2 (44:34):
What's your segment?

Speaker 1 (44:35):
That was it? When I went in the bathroom and
the guy get hit me in my turf toe and
almost kissed me.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
I went out on Friday night, and I mean I
don't go out very often, met up with some people
hair of the Dog and I had my Jayhawk pull
over on the night before the Baylor game. Not even
not even the Baylor game has happened yet. And this
chick comes up to me, you a KU fan? She said,

(45:00):
I'm a bigger KU.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Fan than you.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
And I'm like, okay, you are bigger, great, I don't care.
She's like, if you're if you're a true you're you're
a poser, aren't you? You're a poser fan. I'm like, no,
I'm not a I know. And she's like, what's your
favorite mascot?

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Then? So what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (45:21):
She goes, what's your favorite mascot? Jayhawks? No, which version
of the mascot? I said?

Speaker 1 (45:32):
This is why we don't go to bars.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
I said, the one that's on my shirt. I guess, goes.
You don't even know there's other mascots?

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Do you The most pointless conversation that could possibly take
place happens at bars. Guys, unless you're totally comfortable at them,
don't go to them.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
I said, well, no, I know there's been different versions
throughout the year, but do you think I sit there
and study them? She goes, then you're not a real fan.
Mine's the nineteen twelve.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Named the starting lineup first of five hundred Dickinson and
I'm like, my.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
I'm like, okay, like I know, I don't pay. She goes, da,
I knew you were a poser. So then I'm I'm
a little pissed because, Okay, I don't study which mascot is,
which one which year, Right.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Dude, you should have if you would have been on
top of your game, just made a prediction. I bet
you that they're up about twenty tomorrow night. And then
they lose by ten. And then she's driving home and
she's like, holy shit, that guy predicted that he was
the bigger fan. No. Then she goes, I I jack
with people all the time in Nashville, Dude. I'm like, hey,
you see that traded leave us? What fuck you're talking about? Man? Yeah?

(46:36):
Trade leave us? Well, well, I mean you're not gonna
see it on ESPN or Sporting News yet. I was like,
but inside Info I heard next week he's traded. Holy shit. Really,
I'm gonna tell my buddy. I tell people that all
the time. Dude, you dick with them.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
That's kind of I like that. I should have done that.
I should have done that. Because then she's like, do
you even know any of the players. I was like, yeah,
I get. She goes, how about we go one for
one neo player.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
And chick better have been ten or I would have
faked going in the bathroom. I would have dumped a drink,
or I would have ran out of the bar.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
So there's another girl standing there, goes all right, I
don't know the players, but I'll just I'll look them up,
as you guys say.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
That's it. I'm not unless it's a convention. I'm never
going to a bar again, because this conversation is my
personal Hell, I'm out.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Oh dude, I.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Bet I'm a bigger balls venue. I mean you probably are.
You look bigger. I mean, I don't know. I like
the balls. I like watching them on TV. I'm not
trying to prove anything, you know. I did not like
having a drink seeing an orange on the TV. Go balls?
Who racket tap? And I was like, I mean, creepy
rocky top.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Sure, I'll Scott Pollard. Then she named someone. I'm like,
all right, Collard.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Played for them?

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Yeah? Who the hell?

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Football?

Speaker 2 (47:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Basketball?

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Scott Pollard? Yeah, who the hell is that? All right,
I'll give you one. Who's the guy that made the
jumper when they won the championship. Mario Chalmers? That guy,
there's your one.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
There you go, she said, Mario Chalmers. So then I
said Brandon Rush, and then she says Travis Relliford. I said, okay,
Thomas Robinson.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Oh my gosh, dude, and then you gotta get out
of this conversation.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Then I'm like, you know what, I'm done with this.
I told you you were a post okay, And then
the girls stand there goes, well, let me look up
to mascots in which one I like the best? And
she goes, oh, definitely the nineteen forty that's the best one.
And she go and I'm an interior I'm a graphic designer,
and that's that's the best one. I'm like, oh, let
me look at that was cool. Yeah, that's cool. I'm
gonna go to the bar and get a drink. Well,

(48:34):
don't wear the Kansas stuff if you're not a real fan.
All right, thanks, Why the fuck do I come to
a bar?

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Why do I come to a bar?

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Well, we had a similar experience.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
No, they've done in there. And as I'm barking away,
as I'm about to walk away, there's some guys standing
there and he goes, you guys name it basketball players.
Oh I'm fucking in on that.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Oh my, oh my gosh, dude. And I'm like, I'm
never going to a bar again.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
I'm like, oh really, and he goes, oh wait, you
got your Kansas Kansas is gonna eat all that ass
they want. And I'm like, are are you a Kansas State?
Ban He goes, no, I'm a Penn State man, I'm said,
speaking of eating ass. Man, like, uh, you might want
to check.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Your coaches props on Kansas State. They want me like
eighty the next day.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Well, I mean, he's like, no, I'm a pin And
what the hell does Penn State have against Kansas? Like
what the like they're not even in the same conference.
They don't like what And I was like, all right, man, yeah,
Penn State, you guys win.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
All right?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Cool? And I went to the bar and I was like,
I don't know what the hell happened, but I was like,
what am I doing?

Speaker 1 (49:33):
You got verbally soldim.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
I got verbally sodomized because I didn't have a favorite
fucking logo, Like I had to not have a favorite
damn logo. And I'm sorry, Oh my god, it.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Was at the Kicker. That was at my bar.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Story I want to hear it.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
It's quick, We're at the at brunch and it's I
totally forgot the service. There's got awful. Don't ask me
why we went there again, hadn't been to that bar
ago Mrs.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Yeah, got it.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Okay, it's god awful. Used to be co Ed's girls
that are upbeating good now. The staff hates their lives.
Oh they hate it, Okay, they hate you. They hate
everybody there. Yeah. So we roll in and they go
hotter or do you want inside or outside? They should
have said hotter, cold, bro. They set us out on
the patio. It's about forty in there.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
That's freezing. Yeah, because the sun one is shining on Saturday.
Where's the heat layout? Ye?

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Yep, should have not picked the outside. So we're sitting there.
Server gets in a fight with the other servers. Server
GOA couple family gets up and says, nobody waited on
us for twenty minutes, so we're leaving. So the one
server proceeds to go to his buddy that was waiting
on us. Was at your table and this guy as
he's talking over us, No, no, not my table. Other guy,

(50:43):
bigger guy also looked like he was part of the
kitchen staff. Not my table either, My table's inside. And
then I got four and eight. What do you got?
I got these people here, they're number one. I got one, five, seven, eight,
and nine. Guys, who the fuck cares your serving situations?
Get out of my face? So they are. We proceeded
to argue, who didn't wait on these people? You thought

(51:03):
that was the end of it. So then we're leaving.
We're like, all right, just still give him twenty percent.
That was pretty terrible. I'd waited on a doctor coke coke,
not a doctor or something. Dude waited on that for
like ten fifteen minutes. Justin had an empty glass for
ten fifteen minutes. It was two for one, but every
time the guy brought the receipt, we go, hey, so
he didn't use one of his two for ones. She

(51:24):
didn't use one or two for ones, So can we
just get both those out right now? Then he was
confused by that and he tried to bring out like
three drinks, but it was really only one. He didn't
really understand the math, don't know if the bill really
worked out. Justin only got one drink. So he goes,
how do you want me to split this? And it's
totally threw me off, and I go, well, just put
it all together. What are you gonna do? List everything out?
And all he had was a drink put it all together.

(51:45):
Confused as hell. The TV sucked, Dick, They had it
on the worst games ever, and we were trying to
get him to put on ESPN. Plus We're like, good God,
can you imagine how hard that would have been at
this place? They don't even know tables they're waiting on.
So then we're heading out. The lady, the hostess to
the front, had been floating around. Dude, she'd see walked
by us no less than fifteen times. We're just sitting there,
justin draining his lizard. We're sitting in the chair. Lady

(52:08):
comes up to us, Hi, there, Can I go ahead
and see y'all? Have y'all been helped yet?

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Can I not be sitting in his section so you
don't want And you're like, no, he has one, three, eight,
and nine already.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Know I heard it, like I have seen your face
fifteen to twenty times today and you don't once remember
this face or my wife face. And she comes up,
can I seat you? Guys? What we've been here for
the last three hours, never going to bars again.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Last time I was at that place, we sat out
on the patios a nice day so this way before Christmas,
and sat out there for twenty minutes. I had to
bust our own table, move it to another table tracks
and I'm finally like, okay, maybe I gotta go order
at the bar. And I go up to the bar
and I'm like, hey, you know, can I go ahead
and order? Is Oh? You order him to go? I'm

(53:02):
like no, man. He goes, oh, someone will be with you.
And I'm like, well, I've been out there for twenty minutes.
He goes, oh, yeah, yeah, we're just really busy. I
want a damn person in the restaurant. About five minutes later,
they came over and they started taking my order and
I'm like, all right, yeah, they take an order and
I'm like, oh, on that.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Table right there.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
He goes, that's not my table, because there was another
family at the table next to us that we're trying
to order, and I was I was like okay, and
I was like sorry guys, and they're like, that's okay,
and the dad on the other table wanted to leave.
The wife was like, by the time we go somewhere else,
why don't we just give him five more minutes? Four
minutes people came out and helped them. It is disaster.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
And then we compare notes about a year ago one
of our friends broken glass in or drink same place.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
All right, I have a good Yeah, don't worry. Luca
won't have to worry about that. He's out in La.
They got nice restaurants out there. He'll find plenty to eat,
and trust me, he'll eat it all. He'll eat it all.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
He's gonna go to No Boo.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
I mean, Lebron is going to have him on a diet,
gonna be like yo.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
They got catch out there. No Booz good as well.
There's another famous one that a lot of people go to.
Good spots out there. Man.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Yeah, I don't know much about La food, but I'm
excited for Luca to explore it, and it's it's amazing.
I don't know who plays the night, but yeah whatever,
I don't know when Kansas plays a game because I
don't care. Everybody have a great Monday and Luc at La. Man,
you guys are all freaking out, But who gives up?
Mavericks new something that we don't. They made a good deal.

(54:29):
Anthony Davis down low with Gafford and freaking lively PJ. Washington, Kyrie,
Kyrie doing lobs the a d oh Man look out
for the Mavericks. They're forced to be reckoned with and
we're out.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Baser goes, why is everybody talking about this trade? Why
is that big of a deal? I don't know. One
she'll explain it. Just listen to the podcast.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Yeah, it's just a big deal because he's one of
the he's a top player. But I mean, what does.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Top player on Sports Center wait to good player on
a team.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Exactly when I read a report from Mark Stein or
something saying one GM said, listen, Kyrie is a better
basketball player than Luca. Like that's just plain and simple.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
That wasn't the trade, I know.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
But they were saying, like, how could you get rid
of Kyrie or Luca? And they're like, look, Kyrie's better.
It's okay, They're going to be fine. I just yeah,
it's because he's on Sports Center. Everybody loves him, but
he doesn't do the little things. You gotta do little
things to win championships.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
So then I put myself in their shoes. What if
our boy left town? Dude, uh mayonnaise boy, I'll leave us.
What if he left.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Us, nothing would happen, no one would care. There'd be
another home for sale. That's about it.