Ray Was Right And He's a Genius!

In this episode we talk about our Super Bowl festivities and all the fun had on Super Bowl Sunday! Lunchbox enjoyed a birthday party, an after party and then a Super Bowl Party. Ray recaps his weekend with the Dodds and the excitement Ray felt when Justin showed up. Ray nailed the Super Bowl outcome so we have to celebrate how smart he is and give credit where credit is due. The Eagles are champions and the Chiefs with Patrick Mahomes are human. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yep. Yeah, we're live all right, man, Just go ahead
and hit that clip? Man, do you have it?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:05):
The last call here it is.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Wait bro, I'm oh, you can't jump right to the
show when I'm still figuring out the headphones.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
I said, are you ready to go? And you said yeah,
So I thought you meant like, like, let's start rocking, right,
I met, let's start rocking. But remember, we got to
do our headphone checks. We've got to do all that stuff.
Oh yeah, we got to do our hood rat checks.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
You don't know what a hood rat check? Can I
get a hood rat check? Can I get it? I
think it's.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Happening in the past twenty four hours. All these references
I don't get I didn't know Kendrick Lamar hated Drake.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
You didn't know that, Oh dude, it's been all over
the news. I didn't know it either until hold on,
I didn't know. I didn't know it until like a
few days before the Super Bowl. And that's what everybody
was talking about, is like, Hey, is he going to
say Drake's name out loud? And I don't have the
time or the bandwidth to deep dive into why they

(01:02):
don't like each other or what is going on. But
I knew there was some kind of beef, but I
don't understand what it's about. For the second time, the
Fitch Lambardi Trophy is headed to Philadelphia Eagles flying in
Super Bowl fifty nine.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
He doesn't give the call to Tom Brady.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well, I know because Tom Brady's out there and talked
about his Super Bowl losses. That second half.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Well, if anybody would know about a comeback, it's me, Tom.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I've done it before. I mean, you know what they
need to do right here is they got to come
out and score or get some momentium the second half. Oh,
they got a punt. It's gonna be really hard now
for them to come back after that. I like it.
I want them to act like it's three nothing here.
That's what I want them to act like.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I heard that. Wait, what that's the problem with that, Tom.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
They're down thirty They're down thirty four. Man. They need
to not hide like it's three nothing. They need to
try to get it all back in one play. I know,
you say, hey, you know what they need to do
is not get it back in one play. Here's the problem.
They only got about five plays left there, Tom, I.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Didn't get that example that he was usually So what
if they would have come down? They're just gonna kick
a field goal. If you're pretending it's a three point game,
right point, you'd kick a field goal.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Then what the fuck is he talking about? Well, he's
saying that you still have to mix in the run.
You can't just drop back and pass. They were at
a point of no return at one point, and they
couldn't run the ball anyway. So I don't know why
the hell they were trying to run and they couldn't
pass the ball, So I mean, they couldn't do anything.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I don't know why. We all of a sudden thought
this ghost of characters, samaj p Ryan from Oklahoma Pacheco.
Nobody's heard of him since the Clinton administration, Juju Smith
Schuster hasn't been gone good since Nixon was in office,
And all of a sudden, these guys are just gonna
have a standing game. Chiefs were fraud for a long
long time.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
No, you're not a fraud. We got to get the show.
Start's start the show. Let's do that.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Ray. We caught the Emperor without blows. The Emperor was
caught naked last night at the eleventh hour.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
He did get undressed. Man, that poor dude. I mean,
I guarantee he sores hell today. He is so sore today.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Love sweat. That celebration.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
You know he wipes the sweat. That was fad freaking tastic.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
You can do a celebration that involves your last name.
You got the wattles when he does, you got sweat? Well,
did you see the hunter guy when he got the sack?
He actually he was honey, he did the bow and arrow.
He's a.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
That is what I'm talking about. I love when he
did the sweat. I laughed out loud. I was like,
that is pitch perfect, Like that is the best celebration.
The wattle is my favorite though. When he but he
doesn't score touchdowns anymore, yea, he may have had one
all year.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
We're gonna do it live. Arnold is still at Bourbon Street.
He is at the game. He was gonna try and
do all those hand grenades and walk up and down it.
He was gonna try and find those girls from Brooklyn
that Mike, our fellow broadcaster found.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Dude, I saw more clips of him. Dude is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
He was out of bars.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
He's my favorite newscaster of all time. Like I'm sorry,
Oga Compo. She used to be number one, but it
is now. This dude don't even know his name, but
his creativity is on top of the world. I loved him.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Instead of being a tool high there we're broadcasting from
Bourbon Street. He does these acts where he's getting thrown
out of bars. He's trying to promote it, and he
did a great job.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
He did a fantastic job. Like that news station should
pay him double his salary because he's worth every penny.
If you live in Philly and you don't watch, if
you're watching any news station and it's not him, I
don't know what the.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Hell you're doing Philly nineteen or something.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
It is great.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
It is fantastic. You see him on the plane. No,
he was trying to get clean audio. I've been there
before as an audio guy, and so he's trying to
do it on the call where the actual stewardesses were
letting him talk on the phone, and he goes, okay,
e a g L E s. If you're on that plane,
it's probably a little bit annoying, but he was getting
clean audio. I bet they're gonna play it on the

(05:12):
show this morning.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Fantastic.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
So he was always working.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Always. He always had an angle. That's what you need
in life is an angle. If you have an angle,
you have a way.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
All right, we're gonna do it live.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
You already said that, Oh the one, two, three sore losers?
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Much a sports genius, y'all. Sison from the North, Alpha male.
I live on the North side in Ashville, A Broadway
girl bazer. Pretty relaxing weekend. Two point two acres. We
did go to the Dodds. They've got hell, they got
about three point three acres. I guess everybody's got land. Now.
They're in the country as well, the west side. So
we go to the north, they go the west. Abby

(05:57):
now lives the East with ar yep, and then you
live there. Yeah, all right, man over to you. I
got the stocking cap on. We're back at thirty two degrees.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
I guess it is absolutely freeze at frigid tempers here
in temperatures here in Nashville, and even colder in the studio.
Woke up this morning, it was twenty it said, it
felt like twenty six degrees outside, and it felt like
how Patti Mahomes felt last night, ice cold, and Ray,
I want to give you your flowers. You came on
here the day after the AFC and NFC championships and
you said, well, this Super Bowl's over. It's Eagles by

(06:31):
double digits. There's no other way about it. And all
you did was you recited two words, two stats. Sorry,
you said, Ray, it was the three point zero. No,
you said, Jalen Hurts gets three point one per second
per drop back to throw a pass. Patty Mahomes two
point four. That means the Eagles by double digits. And
that was all you needed to research. That was the

(06:53):
exact reason they won the game.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
And why wasn't Saquon more effective?

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Well, the Chiefs defense is amazing. They haven't allowed an
opponent to rush for one hundred yards one player, I
mean combined in like eighteen games. So that is why.
But they didn't need him to be.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
So tell me about this game. You watched it at
your house.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Uh I'll tell you all about my Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Uh y set the table.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
No, no, I don't want to. I want to tell
my Super Bowl party later because it is a long
drawn out party. What the format like. I would rather
talk about the game right now and then I will
go into my Super Bowl party. And everything I did
on Super Bowl Sunday, I had a big weekend. Super
Bowl Sunday was full of action. I mean, we were here,

(07:36):
we were there, we were all over the place on
Super Bowl Sunday. So the boring was boring. The game
was boring as shit. Yeah, it was over after seven minutes.
I texted Batter's box when it was seventeen to nothing.
I think it was seventeen to nothing. I think that's
what it was. And I said game over and he
said stop. And I said, you want to bet me

(07:59):
if the Chiefs are going to come back. I didn't
hear back from him after that.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Can we get a welfare check on brother?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
He was not in a good mood today. But here's
the thing. If you're a Chiefs fan like Rosanna, you
can't be too upset. You just won the last two
Super Bowls. You lose this one, Okay, you got blown out,
But does it really hurt that much. You already have
like four Super Bowls in the last five years. It

(08:25):
feels like it feels like you're in the Super Bowl
every damn year, so you're gonna lose one. Eventually, You're
not gonna win all these super Bowls, So losing it's like, ah,
you know, it sucks. They played like crap and they
got dominated. But you can't be too disappointed.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
A couple guys that aren't good anymore d hop, Yeah,
he's done. And the other one t Kelsey.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
He didn't look very good. We knew he gained those
fifteen pounds.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
We knew he's gonna be slower.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
But it didn't matter that Kelsey. It didn't matter who
they had at wide receiver. They didn't have an offensive line.
Patrick Mahomes had no chance to throw the ball. The
Eagles were eating his shit all night. I mean, that
offensive line all year we talked about that offensive line
is bad. The offensive line is bad. The offensive line

(09:14):
is bad, and they sneak out these games and they
these miracles happened. The Eagles didn't even blitz. They had
four people and they were kicking Mahomes's ass all over
that field. Mahomes had no chance to set his feet
and throw. He had to scramble the whole time he's
running around with like a chicken with his head cut off.
It was just an absolute domination top to bottom by

(09:36):
the Eagles.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Well, so Patty Mahomes is running around with like a
chicken with his dick cut off. Why was Jalen Hurts
able to be successful when he was scrambling? And why
was Patty said?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Because he wasn't. He wasn't under the same type of
pressure Jalen Hurts. There were times they it was closing
in and he would take off and run and he'd
get the no. No, they only had one guy coming in.
The Eagle had four people meeting at the quarterback. Every
time Patrick Mahomes dropped back to pass, he got sacked
like seven times because he had nowhere to go. He

(10:10):
had nothing to do, he had no options, He had
no chance to even step and throw Hertz had time
to go back. Look, oh, there's one guy kind of
coming around the edge. Let me go outside and run.
It wasn't all four people meeting at the quarterback. It
was absolutely asking.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
The very beginning though. You know the refs are on
the chief side that call against aj Brown, Well, hey,
I look at Baser oh and a here we go.
That's that's the most animated I got the whole time.
I said, God, I said, oh my gosh, there is
something to this conspiracy theory.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Tom Rinaldi and the guys in them, they all said
they would not have called that.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Here's my thing. I don't think you call it. But
he did get his hand up in the face mask.
That is that affects the dude. If you're pushing on
his face, like I get it, if you're kind of
pushing his arm whatever, But once you put your fingers
inside the face mask, that kind of jolt your head back,
that throws everything off.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Well then, uh, then I knew the conspiracy was out
the window because it was a makeup call. Then next
next possession, the guy roughing the quarterback.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Roughing the quarterback, Oh, oh my god, he touched his
ass and touched him. The guys, that's what you call
a makeup I mean it was like second, like twenty
six and he barely touches him out of the ball's
gun by throw that damn flag, and it's like, oh
my god, I mean I thought that was a bullshit
go to.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
They settled down the rest it But at that point,
I'm starting to think, dude, is this football game we
watch flawed that you can just fake that you get
hit and there's these big, huge you realize how big
of fifteen yeard penalty is.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
It's game changing. It's an automatic first down, is what
the big thing is. And it flips the field. I
mean a legal contact, Like it's like third and twenty
and they call legal contact five yard penalty, automatic first down.
That is so stupid. That's a rule. So and here's
another thing. This is one that drives me nuts. Pass interference.
It's a spot. I understand they want the offense to

(12:08):
have all the advantage. I get this. They can now
tone that back a little bit. No, No, this is
what it annoys me. So if they're thirty five yards
down the field and they call pass interference, they move
the ball thirty five yards. So if they're thirty five
yards down the field and you call offensive pass interference,
I'll just move it back only ten What why not
moving back thirty five yards If you're gonna call it

(12:29):
thirty five yards one direction, move them thirty five yards
back the other direction. So dumb.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah, So that got me going that, you know, that
was really when America was into that game, and then
after that it was all Eagles.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
America was into it for about I mean seven, I
mean seven minutes and then when Dejehn intercepted that ball
and ran it back. And yeah, So here's what you
guys don't realize.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
A lot of the common fans, a lot of women
right now in your soccer vans going to practice. Here's
what you guys don't realize. In the NFL. Let's say
there's nine possessions. If three of them or two of
them are intercepted, and one of them is a fumble,
there's three. So now Patty Mahomes only has six and
he got sacked six times. Guys, he's left with one
or two successful possessions. And that's if he does an

(13:11):
elite job of being a quarterback. That's how crazy the
game of football is. If you sack them, they're most
likely not going to get a first down. Right, Like
Tom said, it's hard to be behind the change.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Jim down to you.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Aaron.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Aaron was tripping all over her dick all night. She
kept jumping with the words.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
I think the audio was different in her ears and
in the stadium Aaron was bouncing around. But yeah, with possessions, guys,
it's that crazy of a game. And it was the
turning point was that interception. When that happened, it was
almost lights out because Patty doesn't throw interceptions.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Uh, not knowing which interception the first one was, the
second one, first one, I mean which one was the
first one was? The first one was a diving one,
and then yeah, I don't know which one was first matter,
it doesn't matter. There was a time when the Eagles
were maybe up two scores and then there was the interception.
You're like, oh my gosh, this game's over. And then
at the was it it like they get the ball
right before half the Chiefs do, and you think, okay,

(14:03):
if they go down here and score, and then they
get the ball coming out of the second half, and
is that what he fumbled? Was that the first half? Yeah,
it was like, oh, well they already field goal range,
boys and girls. This is a disaster. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
It just seemed like Patty almost got a little gun
shy with throwing the ball when those guys are just
coming at you. It did it seem like he held
the ball a tenth of a second.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Well, he had to hold on to it because he
had to scramble fifty yards to his right just to
see if anybody's open. And when he was scrambling, there's
no one. I mean, it was just I was so
impressed with everybody on the Eagles, from their defensive line
to their linebackers, their defensive backs. They're everybody dominated and dominating.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
I gotta get props to Hurts. He won the MVP.
He was my MVP. He he was in control. Dude.
Every time he took off running, it was so it
was fast, but smooth and methodical.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
He got the exact him mount he needed slid down. Yes,
he didn't force anything. He didn't need to force anything.
He just played so cool, calm and collected. And I
want to apologize to Jalen Hurts because he got benched
at Alabama and he announced, oh, I'm transferred into Oklahoma.
And I came on here and I said, what the

(15:20):
fuck are you transferring to Oklahoma? For man, you should
just turn into a run. You're not gonna play quarterback
in the NFL. So I don't know why you think
going to Oklahoma is gonna do something. This dude has
the resolve like this is what it takes to be
a great athlete, it takes to be a great CEO,
to be a great something, you have to have the

(15:41):
utmost belief in yourself. Because he got binched in the
National Championship at ALABABMA and he said, you know what,
I'm gonna transfer to Oklahoma. Dude, he was buying to Oklahoma.
Doesn't win the Heisman, gets drafted, loses the Super Bowl.
Everybody says he sucks, he sucks, he sucks. He can't

(16:04):
throw the ball when they lost the Chiefs. Yeah, and
everybody all year they kept saying, he doesn't throw it
for enough yards, he doesn't do this, he doesn't do that,
They need a new quarterback. Dude just buries his head
in the sand and keeps working and he won a
damn Super Bowl. He won. Hey, that guy he got
bingch for Tua Tacker Valoa. Who would you rather have

(16:24):
as your NFL quarterback? Tua Jalen Hurt?

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Well, it's not to it because he gets cussed.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Jalen freaking hurts, dude. Like the resolve of that dude
is so impressive. I tip my cap to people that
are that well, like, you know what, I'm gonna fucking do.
I'm gonna prove you guys wrong. Fantastic, They're so awesome.
Congratulations with the Eagles. It was a phenomenal I mean,
just an absolute phenomenal ass whoopan from start to finish.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
And when he when Jalen hurts through that interception, they
gave up that three points. Yeah, I was like, these
are the little things how the Chiefs win these games.
And they ended up pipping it where it didn't really matter,
but because that was such a guaranteed three. And then
he forced that ball.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
He did, he tried, He towed it down the right sideline.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
That dude Broo got it like that wasn't even close
though now it was like five yards short on that
throat Like it does show you he's had a bad arm,
but he's a Super Bowl MVP, so there's ways to
hide having a not so. But then the one over
the top to Davante Adams, Davante Slim Reaper.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Oh my god, that was a die. That was a
perfect Oh that was beautiful.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
But if you think about it, I don't even know
how many times he threw the ball. You only got
to have so many perfect throws.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
I love Tom Brady on that one. He was like, oh, man,
doesn't see that coming.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
I didn't see that.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
He goes, I didn't know they were gonna go for
the kill shot. I expected him to run the ball
three times and they said not on our watch. He goes,
that was incredible. He goes, that is not what I
saw coming. I loved it. I loved hearing Tom Brady
get excited, like when he saw something cool like.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
That and oh, yep, the laugh out loud part of
the game. Did you have it?

Speaker 1 (18:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Dude. When A J. Brown, I believe it was after
he scored the touchdown. Dude, when he was on the
sideline and he got out that fucking book.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
I missed it.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
I was laugh out because, dude, he started laughing at
DeVante Smith, the slim Reaper's like he's got the fuck out, dude,
and his teammates are like, all of them came that.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Look like this fucking guy and A. J.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Brown pulls out the book in the Super Bowl, dud,
it was laugh out. I was like, dude, that's props,
that's hilarious. That's all I wanted to.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
See from the guy.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
I really wanted his celebration in the end zone to
be where he pulls out a fake book. But I
don't know if America would appreciate that he did the
punchdown Lebron. Dude, you gotta see the highlight. He pulls
it out on the sidelight and divide the slim Reaper
goes the fucking guy. This fucking book. The book hasn't

(18:53):
even been opened, and hey, j Brown and the Super
Bowl pulls it out. But he didn't even act like
he was reading it. He just pulled it out and
was holding and everybody was laughing at him because he
had the buck.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
He's like, I'm gonna show these mothers. I'm gonna show
these pieces of crap that I bring this. I'm gonna
make it a point to have this damn book on
the damn sideline. I mean, that's what's great. The Eagles
were so good everywhere. They have studs everywhere, and here,
I don't even know if Jalen Hurst was the MVP
the defensive line, No, the defensive line was the MVP.

(19:31):
So I don't know if you want to give it
to Sweat, if you want to get it to Carter,
if you wanted to give it to whoever else. Graham
you shouldnticker. No after kicker. The defensive line put them
in a position to win that game. They caused reaped
havoc on Patrick Mahomes. Did not allow him to do
jack shit, didn't allow him to do anything. So we

(19:53):
just give it to the quarterback. But damn if they
should just get up there and say the defensive line
is the envy of the Super Bowl? That is it?
Not Jalen Hurts. He made some plays, but he didn't
even have to make that many plays.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
You can give it to him because he did have that.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
He did his running.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Dude, there were some pivotal runs that he was able
to get where he crossed the whole center of the.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Field and it looked like people had him and they
did just up the sideline. He was just that little
burst of speed.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
I mean, I'm I appreciate the flowers, the zay flowers
you're giving me. I appreciate it, but.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Noone bet it. Someone put it on the Facebook page goes,
all right, here's my bet ray minus nine and a
half before the game, and someone was like, oh, you
just donated money not so fast.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Yeah, so I appreciate the flowers, but I just wanted
to say this I at some point, I don't even
remember what the point was. I was gonna try and
say the blowout. This that much of a blowout. I
know you're gonna say the chiefs. I totally lost my train.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
I know what you're gonna say.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Over to you, man.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
The graphics did did did? Did they have Baby Box
designed the graphics on the TV? It was word the
ship was that it was so god awful. I mean
it was like seventy two font.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
It was zero chief zero was on my screen in
about two hours.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
But the gist, the k C letter and the phi
they were big enough that I could have been across
the street looking through the window. I could have read
the damn prompt. It looked so got awful. It's like
they spent three minutes. They were like going on air
and they're like, oh shit, guys, we didn't come up
with graphics for the screen. Boo boo put it up there.
That was dog shit. It was so awful and it

(21:29):
was driving me nuts.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
It was see. We tried to change the channel. We
were on four K, and we thought the other channel
wouldn't have the score.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Oh no, it had it right there, and it was
so large it took up half the damn screen. It
was so bad. I'm like, we couldn't have done better
for the Super Bowl. You've had how long have you
known you're gonna have this Super Bowl? And that's the
graphics you came up with. And it's stupid to complain
about it. It doesn't have anything to do with the game.
But the game was so boring. I couldn't but help
but freaking marinate on that stupid ass graphics. I'm like,

(22:00):
someone fix that. Like there has to be an error.
You have to be looking at the TV going, oh shit,
we put up the wrong graphic. We put up the
wrong graphic. No, they were there all.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Night well, and I guess there was a bigger blowout.
They said the old School the Ghost of the Redskins
beat the Broncos by thirty five or something. That scores
a tad deceiving because they had scrubs in at the
very end. Pickett, Hey, Kenny, the Ghost of Kenny Pickett
played last night.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah, so he got in.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
So there was garbage time. I mean that score really
was like forty to six.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
It really was. I mean that bombed to Xavier Worthy
is like, but I'm gonna give Xavier Worthy and DeAndre Hopkins'
credit because there's a lot of dumbasses that score when
they're getting their ass kicked and celebrate and spike the
ball like they're fucking good. They just handed the ball
of the ref and went off the field. They didn't
they didn't get up celebrating, they didn't start doing all

(22:47):
this crazy celebrations. They just handled the ball to ref
and went and got ready for the two point conversion.
So I just want to give them props on that.
And Patty Mahomes man it is it was. I don't
think it was his fault. He was. He threw a
couple interceptions, had the fumble, but he had no time
to throw and so he's trying to throw it while
he's getting the shit kicked out of him. They gotta
get an offensive line, and they got to get a

(23:09):
running back. They couldn't run the ball. Word shit, They
couldn't do anything. They got a fine man, Kelsey Man,
have a good retirement, all right, And we're gonna take
a break and I'm gonna tell you all about my
Super Bowl Sunday. Right after this, man, Super Bowl Sunday,
we wake up hanging out at the house and we

(23:31):
forgot we got a birthday party to go to. What's
a weekend without a B day? What is a weekend
without a B day? And it's a baby box two
his friends turning five years old, and so they say
siblings are welcome, So bring all three kids. We go
to the little gymnastics place where they're having it, and
it's just a free for all. They open the gymnastics

(23:51):
gyms and the kids can go play on anything.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
The dad who threw this, is he a little No? No?
The girl it's a daughter, right is the family?

Speaker 1 (24:00):
No? The daughter just wanted it at this place. A
lot of kids have their birthday party at this place.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
On Super Bowl Sunday.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Well, it's at eleven o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
It's just it's a sacred day.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Well what are you supposed to do? Just sit there
all day and do nothing until the Super Bowl?

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Hey, Jim, I'm throwing a gymnastics party for my daughter
on Sunday, Super Bowl Sunday. Would you want to come?

Speaker 1 (24:21):
What I mean? It was at eleven o'clock in the morning,
had plenty of time.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Mark, You know what, go yourself and don't even invite
my wife. That's a disgrace that you even at asked
us that. So it's your problem, Mark.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
So we go and we have a great time, talk
to some of the dads, talk to some other people.
One dudes we're in a Bill sweatshirt, so he doesn't
want to talk about the super Bowl because he's pissed,
and we're just hanging out. And then it's at wrapping up.
It's an hour and a half birthday party. So it's
twelve thirty and later, Jim. Then my wife's like, hey,

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so are we going to go to the after party?

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Bet the birds? Tim, Yeah, really trusting those birds.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
One guy bet the over eleven appearances for Taylor Swift
on the TV Way Under Way under He didn't know
that at the time. He was thinking they were gonna
they thought it was gonna be a closer game. And
he said that, you know, every time Travis Kelsey gets
a catch, they're gonna show Taylor else, not when he's lumbering.
Kelsey's been at the buffet with freaking Andy Reid.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Dude, that was a moment when he dove on the ground.
It was low from Patty, but it also he just
can't bend because he's our age dude, it's not as
easy to bend Man Kelsey once you get down to
those knees.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Due it was am handed. Fuck. He realized that it's
hard to maintain the fitness level when you're jet setting
to New York every week for two nights to go
on dates and then fly back to Kansas City. Even
though you're flying private, it's still a hard lifestyle to
maintain everything. And I'm not saying he wasn't. It wouldn't mattered.

(25:52):
It didn't matter. It's just fun to make fun. And
the hair, I mean, he looks like he's putting on
hair trying to become like a model or a movie star.
I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Well, don't worry. Him and his brother were broadcasting a
show from in our hallway. Oh recorded or whatever. I
didn't know that, but I'm like, well, there you go.
That's why they didn't win. They're doing too many damn podcasts.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Well. I did see a stat that Paul George has
made a certain amount of field goals since he joined
the Sixers this year, and he's killed goals like baskets, right,
But we're talking football misunderstanding. It just reminded me of this,
and he's put up two hundred and something clips on
his podcast. There you go, dude. But it was hilarious,

(26:35):
like has to make seventy six ers fans happy that
Paul George has played this many minutes or made this
many baskets. But he's put up two hundred and forty
YouTube clips of his podcast, which is like double whatever
the stat I lapped out loud. I thought it was
really funny.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah, it's great when these players have their podcasts until
they lose and then guess what all the coaches are
going to be telling her They had nk on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
I mean, everybody's got a podcast now. Everybody's doing a
podcast now. So we're packing up, you know what I mean.
We're helping clean up out of the party. And my
wife said, Hey, we're going to go to the after party.
Who dumped all this beer? And I'm like, what do
you want to go to the after party? She's like,
I don't know. I think it might be fun to
go to the after party.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Mark, do you guys?

Speaker 1 (27:12):
I mean, have you ever heard of the five year
old having an afterparty? Ray? I hadn't.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
So it was the gymnastics and there was a breaker.
It was immediately after.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
It was immediately after the least.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Yeah, the parents just want to keep the buzz.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Going that well, there's no alcohol at the first part, right,
but I mean you can't take a pocket shooter. But
the second half they were, let's go to this bar.
The dad's beending. He wanted to keep drinking. The beny
Lees wore off in the coffee. And what's funny is
you don't know what other families are invited to the
after party, because it was like on the sly invite

(27:43):
to the after.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Party secret And so yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Everybody's saying bye, hey, good to see you. You know,
we'll see you next week. Blah blah blah. You have
no idea.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Some people it's a wink and a nod.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
It's a wink and a nod, But you don't know
who they're winking a nod into.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
So where some of them are having affairs.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
We're in on the after party, like all right, you know,
I guess we'll go to the after party for.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
A little bit. I'll see you there, Sarah.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
So this after party's got the big connect four, got
the jinga outside, got a little fire pit, got some money.
Four are they trying to win tickets to the super Bowl.
They got you know, we didn't get to They got bags,
and then inside they have curling, you know, the ice curling. Yeah, man, continue,
then they have bowling.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Guys. Guess what, I had a curling thing right next
to my house for five years. I didn't go once
I got.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah, right, they got curling and they had bowling.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
I think I didn't know the damn spot you went to.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Yeah, I think you do. About where I live. Yeah,
right by where you used to live. There, there you go.
And so I'm like, all right, let's go. So we
roll up into the parking lot. The car pulls up
behind us, like, oh god, we didn't know you guys
were coming. You know what I mean. It's baby Box
two's best friend. So we're like all r yeah, let's
go on. Let's go see who's in there. And we
walk in and the mom and the birthday girl already

(29:00):
got a fireball shot in her hand. She was like,
oh I need this after that party. Man, love it
puts it back.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
She would have fit in Saturday at the Dodds.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
I'm like, whoa, all right, okay cool, And then we
go and they're like, oh, we're right down there. We
got two lanes. Bullying. Let you know bullying.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Let you have a fireball.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
We had just walked in. Dude, I didn't even know
that she had got it on her own.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
You get handsy after a shot.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
She got like it for herself, like she was a one,
one person doing a shot.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
And anybody else have one.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
And I'm like, she had a shot by herself, by herself, Dude.
I'm like, damn, damn, Okay, this is the how long
until we see the twins? And then so we walk
over there and baby Box three, his little best friend
is there. I'm like, what up? I didn't know you

(29:46):
guys were coming to the after party. Yeah, my gosh.
We didn't want to say things. We didn't know who
I was invited. And there were two other families that
lived next door to them. I didn't really know them,
but I met them there. So it was like five
families at this after party. We had two bowling lanes.
We just start ordering drinks, we order appetizers, We're ordering food.
Great kids are just bowling and bowling. The parents are

(30:07):
bullshitting talking, having some cocktails. People are putting down some beers.
The mom goes and gets another shot. I'm like, oh
my god.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Who's driving home the four year old?

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Yeah, that's what I was wondering. I was like, oh man,
you know what I mean, Like, here we go.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
It's always fine when somebody grabs a drink. You know,
dad has a couple of beers. That's all good, it's
all good. But then all of a sudden, somebody's doing
multiple shots. You start looking around. Are they ordering an uber?
Is Grandma coming to pick everybody up?

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yeah? Yeah, But luckily the dad only had like two beers.
But the mom was like she was so stressed out
from the party, I think. And we were all just
chit chatting, talking about life, and we're there for like
two hours. Dude, get a divorce. We're talking for like
two hours. Had you know, mozzarella sticks, had some chicken
tind or some pizzas. The kids are bowling and then
the bowling time runs out, and someone left early over

(30:57):
here on this other land, so my kids start bowling
on that lane and they're bowling and then my baby
boxing time expires.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Those is it always like a race to get the walleter?
You're fumbling with it. Oh yeah, who's gonna renew?

Speaker 1 (31:08):
This lane. Our time's up. No, no, there was no
renewing it. Everybody was starting to pack up, and I
was like, all right. And then what I.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Love is though at house parties everybody always tries to
prove how rich they are. Oh like, not taking away
from your story, but at ours it was a fight
over who's gonna buy the fight oh please yeah by
do plusses and strickling to it for eighty dollars, and
the fight to pay for the pizza.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Oh yeah, my wallet I must have left in the car.
I never leave it in the car.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Oh joch. If the people are gonna it's a dick
showing contest, you can be the richest person here.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Hey, no worry, The dick contest comes later. It's coming,
it's coming. Hey, stay tuned for trying to be who
that has the bigger dick. So then baby Box two
comes up and he has a Reci's peanut butter cup
wrapper and a duck and it's a speckled duck and
I'm like, where'd you get that? It's like, oh, some

(31:59):
guy gets it to me. I'm like, what I'm like,
is that? And he goes yeah, some guy like and
I was like like what do you mean gave it
to you? He's like, oh, some guy won the duck
and then said I could have a piece of chocolate.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Oh that's nice.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
No, no, no, some stranger doesn't give my kid fucking chocolate. Okay,
that's not okay.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Who's this I'm the only man in your life.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
So I'm like, this is getting awkward. I thought I
taught my kids not to take candy from freaking strangers.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
That's how it starts. Huh.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
And I saw, I said, was it one of these
guys in our group? Like, you know, maybe one of
the dads. He didn't know because there was a couple
of family and I pointed all the day. He goes no.
I said, well, what the fuck? And I said, I'll
right back. Some guy gave my kid chocolate. I gotta
go find him. And I start walking across the restaurant
and one of the dad's like, no, no, no, that was me.
That was me. And I said, hey, baby box two,

(32:48):
was it him? And he goes yeah, And I'm like, dude,
he's part of our group. And then his wife's like,
you gave this kid chocolate? You know, you know if
he's allergic to it? And he goes, well, I asked
him if he's ever had it before, and he said
all the time. And I said, well, yeah, I don't care.
I said, he just made it sound like a complete stranger.
He goes, oh no, and I want him the duck too,
Like I got that duck was from me too. So
just so you know, I love it, dude.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
I love that. Though I never give kids any food, water,
or anything. Dude, for all I care, they haven't eaten
her twelve hours.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Is somebody gonna beat these things?

Speaker 2 (33:18):
I've been eating the pizza yea.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
And so I'm like, all right, cool, cool. So we
wrapping up, wrapping up, everybody's fixing the go and the
dad is about to close out and he tells the
white hey, do you want to know shot? She's like, yeah,
just give me one more. They and he comes back
and he gives her a rumpleman shot. She throws it back, you.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Need to get her some umboos before this morning.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
And I'm like, wow, all right, here we go. And
then hey man, everybody's talking out. Oh, thank you guys
for coming. Really appreciate. I'm like, dude, this was awesome.
The after party, I mean, I've never heard of an
after party for a five year old birthday. But this
was a fantastic idea. He's like, He's like, we love
this place, dude. It's great. The kids can run around,
they can bowl, we can shoot the shit. And I'm like, yeah, hey, man,
hey do you already close out? He's like yeah. I

(34:02):
was like, hey, do you need me to venmo you
for the bowling? Man? Like, I mean, I'm happy. What
is it x y Z for?

Speaker 2 (34:08):
No? I just said, John twel mon. All of a sudden,
people are getting the venmos out, you get the fat fingers.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Yeah. I'm like, hey, man, I don't mind.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
I can't find you. You care if I just get
you next time?

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Is this shoot? No, it's not you, man, I must
have it wrong.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Man. It's a picture of a flower.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Can you give it to me again? Oh you're the
one with with a fish picture? No? No fish picture? Oh? Well, man,
I don't know. Maybe you're not on Venmo.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Did you check anybody else's service not working with their venmos?

Speaker 1 (34:34):
I'm really pulling up many. I must be bad in
this place. And he's like, no, dude, don't worry about it.
This is our treat, man, our treat and I'm like,
are you sure, man, He's like, yeah, dude, we just
appreciate you coming. I'm like, all right, yeah. So I
paid for like one drink, dude, Like we had drinks,
we had food, and I paid for one drink. I
was like, this is this is the best party I've

(34:55):
ever been to. Hug it out, you know what I mean. Oh,
good to see you guys. Good to see you guys.
And we get home and them and we got like
two hours till the super Bowl and we're going over
the neighbors. Remember the spread. I'll tell you all about
the spread. So my wife goes home, takes a nap,
and at four forty five, I'm like, hey, time to
go to the neighbors. It's time for the super Bowl.

(35:19):
And I'll tell you what happened at the super Bowl
party right after this. So it's only two blocks to
the neighbor's house, and let me tell you what we
had on the spread. Okay, but it was raining. It
was raining out and so we had to drive. Usually
we walked, but it was raining, so we couldn't. We
couldn't walk because we didn't want to get a soaking

(35:39):
wet But this is what was on the menu. Guys,
we ordered the Super Bowl Sunday Feast KC Barbecue pork sliders.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
It wasn't a lot of that on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Philly cheese steak dip with French bread, chips, salsa and guacamole,
Buffalo chicken dip, pimento potato cheese skins, vegetable crude heites
with Hummus sour mix for Margarita's. It serves six people,
one hundred and sixty bucks, so there was gonna be

(36:11):
six adults splitting it. Let's go. Each family pays a
little over fifty dollars fifty three bucks apiece, and we're
gonna throw some chicken nuggets in the oven for the kids.
So we show up at four fifty and we're like hugging,
what's up, Good to see you, Thanks for hosting.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
What's that smell?

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Oh we're heating everything up in the oven. Oh yeah, man,
you can smell.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
I thought you got it from a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Well you did, but you pick it up earlier. That's
already cooked and you gotta heat it back up. Got it?
So they have everything in the oven, dude. The kids
going play upstairs and they're playing and we're talking and
the neighbors down the street just had a baby a
week ago. They bring the new baby and we're all
looking at the baby and I mean, he's so small,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (36:52):
A little freaking of football. I here go along, John.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
He did. He was dressed as a football. You are
exactly right, dude. They dressed him as a football like
it had a brown shirt with white stripes, and they're like,
we brought the football.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Do you guys hold on to him better than Patty?

Speaker 1 (37:09):
He tried to throw him to his wife and I
intercepted it, John, and I ran it back to the
ends over a touchdown. And so we're sitting there and
oh man, it's starting to smell goods middle of the
first quarter, you know what I mean, Like, I think
it's ready. I think it's ready. So we opened the
oven and got the oven mits on. We start taking

(37:30):
everything out of the oven, sticking it on the kitchen table,
and everybody's gathering around like, oh my god, that looks good.
I get it. I get a little chip, dip it
in the salsaing. That's good. Oh let me test this
buffalo chicken dip. Yeah, that's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Is this somebody else's house. You're reaching in with your.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Yeah, yeah, this is a this is a Charles Charles
and Jacqueline's house, and.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
You guys might be must be pretty close to that.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Well, I mean they're neighbors, man, I mean, and we
all ordered it, Sarah.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
We've always slopped saliva.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
How are you doing?

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Let me have a chip?

Speaker 1 (37:59):
And we're all excited, and so we're like, hey, kids, kids,
it's time to come eat because we want them to
get food before we dig in. They're gonna have chicken nuggets,
and everything's set up on the table, got their plates
set out, and we're kind of standing in the living
room while the kids are all filing into the freaking table,
when all of a sudden, the mom yells Charles, Charles,

(38:24):
you're gonna get to get over here and deal with this.
You're gonna have to deal with this. I'm not dealing
with it.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
You get over here, and he's like, what everybody's handing
off the kids now?

Speaker 1 (38:33):
And this is right when Jalen Hurts throws the iron
t and when he's like, what what do I have
to deal with? And we all turn around to the kitchen.
We turn around to the kitchen and their three year
old son Bo vomited all over the table.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Was it vomited or defecated?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
It was a vomit, but truth, just pouring out of
his mouth all over the table.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
I thought it was the lady that did all the rumpelmans.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
She wasn't there. Ray All this spread that I just
told you about was on the table.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Oh to dude, that's more devastating than anything right now.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
KC Barbecue pork sliders, Philly cheese, steak dip with French
bread chips, salsa and guacamole, Buffalo chicken dip, Pimento cheese,
potato skins, vegetable crudeites with Hummus Cruiz sour mix for margaritas.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
I'm not talking to the kid.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
If that happens, all on the table as he decides
to vomit for fifteen seconds straight, just pouring out of
his mouth.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Wow, that's grounds for leaving.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
And that's when Charles starts yelling at her, like why
did I have to deal with this? Why? Why? Why
is this my responsibility?

Speaker 2 (39:56):
It was a da domestic abuse.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
No, no, it was a child, and the mom told
him he had to deal with it. And he's like,
I don't understand why you couldn't helped him.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Is the dad throwing some f bombs out there?

Speaker 1 (40:07):
No, he's just like so he's throwing up, he's throwing up.
You couldn't you couldn't have helped him.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
The dad's like this family and all.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
The kids are just sitting at the table like looking
and I'm like, all right, kids, get down, get down,
get down, get down, go way, go way, go down,
get away, get away. You're a why, like get down
to the table, get out, like go go go go
towards the back door and he cleans it all up,
and he's like, I just don't understand, like why you
yelled at me to come over here and do this.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
And we're always like when they can't hide the fights
from the guests, and you're just standing there there and
you're just looking at each other.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
And I was like, hey, kids, you guys want to
get your shoes on. Looks like the super Bowl party's over.
We're gonna head out, and.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Like daddy, the chiefs still have zero.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
And the host's wife goes, oh, you guys don't have
to leave, and I'm like, yeah, I'm not sure what
that's about. Like I don't know if he has something,
you know what I mean, like if he's sick or something.
But I'm not really in the mood to take a chance.
So I think we're gonna get heading out and the
other family that just has a brand new baby, Like, yeah,
I think we're gonna go to thank you for hosting. Sorry,

(41:13):
Sarah drinks water. Sorry to run out on you guys
like this, but uh yeah, just let us know how
much we owe you for Uh let me see how
much I ate three chips and one carrot, but uh yeah,
we'll be happy to split it with you. The Casey
Barbecue pork sliders down the trash, Philly cheese teak dip
with French bread in the trash.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
The Casey Casey pork dip that was literally infiguratively down
the trash.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Yeah, chip salce on, guacamole, trash, buffalo chicken dip, trash,
pimento cheese, potato skins, trash, vegetable crudites with hummus, trash,
everything in the trash. Philly though survived, they did, but
that should have been a sign. Maybe he saw the

(42:04):
KC Barbecue pork sliders and knew how Kansas City was playing.
He said, this is flat and he threw up all
over the damn food.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Dude, that's on you guys. You guys should pick the
wrong after party. I would have stuck with the lady
that had five shots at a one pm kid's birthday party.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Yeah, that was my after They weren't having a super
Bowl party. They were just gonna watch it at their house.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
She's gonna recover.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
I mean it was. It was a very sad ending
to a super Bowl party. I mean we were there
for about forty five minutes. I had three chips and
a carrot. The hummus was actually pretty darn good. They
got dipped the carrot in the hummus and I was like,
that's some good hummus. I'm gonna make sure I get
some of that on my plate. Never got it on

(42:47):
my plate, man, because I was never able to get
a plate. The chicken wings that they had cooked just
came off the grill. They were on the table, and
I don't even know if vomit got on all the food,
but just the fact that vomit was in the viciny
that means the air that was coming out of the
kid's mouth as he was vomiting was traveling the length

(43:07):
of the table, so I didn't even touch the barbecue.
I didn't touch the wings because I was like, I
can't take a chance. So I went home and I
had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Man, I'll see
you later, Sarah and my kids were like, I want
to eat here, Like, we're not eating this food, Guys,
we're not. Do you understand, Like he vomited, And they're like, yeah,

(43:27):
but you said we could eat dinner here. And I'm like, guys,
he's sick. We're getting the out of here. Get in
the car, no more questions. I'll hang up and listen. Kids.
So we got home and I watched I mean, we
got home but middle of the second quarter, by the
time we packed up and got the shoes on. Watched
the end of the second quarter. Didn't watch halftime because

(43:48):
at that point everybody in the bath gotta make sure
we ain't got no throw up germs on us. Let's
go in the bath. Then I put him to bed
and I got back up up stairs in time for
the start of the second half. When Tom Brady said, oh,
it's really important for the Chiefs to score.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Here, you gotta act like it's three to nothing here,
tom Ea, how are you on the sidelines?

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Well, I got my sixty thousand dollars watch it's Cardia.
What about you, tom Yeah, I got my Jacobs and Co.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Seven hundred thousand dollars watch on confirmed by Billy.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Billy said, street values over a million. You can't even
get your hands on there.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
They give them that to wear just so they'll be
on TV. Yeah, why would you buy that? I'd be
scared to walk it anywhere with that on my wrist.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
I go Billy. Daily Mail has it pinned at six
hundred thousand. Billy goes much more than that. You ain't
getting it for less than a mil so. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Man, that was my super Bowl extravaganza, all the big
build up. I was looking forward to all this freaking food.
It was gonna be fantastic. And vomit strikes again, Man,
vomit strikes again. We'll take a break right back. How
was your super Bowl? Man?

Speaker 2 (45:00):
I can do the highlights because mine's more of a
Saturday all right. Went to the Dodds. It was later though.
They wanted us to come over at two, but then
they sent us a picture Eric cracked a beer at
ten thirty nice, so the timing was a little off.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
And then one of their friends, MVZ is his nickname,
Marquez Valdez Scantling.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
He randomly left thirty minutes before we got there. Oh
and went back to Georgia. And I go, we couldn't
have time that better where we got to at least
say hi to the guy. Haven't I made him in
a year?

Speaker 1 (45:29):
MVZ. Why you gotta leave on a Saturday? Man?

Speaker 2 (45:31):
So I guess they're going to Bahamas.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Oh, but that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
It was odd that there was no time communication where hey,
if you come over here, you can say hi to MVZ.
And then Eric said his brother B Dodd was coming.
He ended up not coming. Oh that's weird too, but
I love the Dodds though that we all don't text
as much as you guys do on your family group
text thing. We didn't find all this out until we
got there in the moment, Oh B Dodd's out here,
Oh we're's MVZ. Oh, you guys have been drinking for

(45:56):
four hours. So it was one of those yeah surprise.
It started off with a bang. They said, we have
not seen you in a year. You want a present. Oh,
Eric goes and gets a bag eighty dollars of coma
wrong brute champagne. Oh that wasn't the best gift. In
the bag, there was a green polo with a yellow

(46:22):
logo and a golf flag on it. Oh from the Masters.
Oh on CBS, this is Jim Nance whoa good day
from Amen Corner Duo. So Dodd has connections. You can

(46:42):
only get him at the pro shop at the Masters.
And he was able to get me that And he
said he'd been holding on to it for a year.
That's how long it's been.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Since we've had That's incredible, man, I know what a friend.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
And I got. Dude, you couldn't give me a heads
up out of driven an hour to come get this thing.
You were holding on to it.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
I dog, you didn't have him have an extra ticket
with that, did you.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
We picked up right where we left off. We're all
laughing our asses off. The one thing that caught me
by surprise, Dodd. He goes, Hey, I gotta go get
the ladder. I gotta go get this whole cover off.
He's got a beautiful patio with a TV and it
looked like he hadn't watched it in a month. He
had to go get a twelve foot ladder to take
the cover off the thing because it's just been covered.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
I covers the TV and I go DoD who covers
the TV? Outside?

Speaker 2 (47:23):
And I said, dude, you I wouldn't be in the
patio backyard every day. I bring up the backyard because
at that point he said, what's Justin doing?

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (47:34):
And I said, why don't I didn't know it was
a house party, and he said, well, we're inviting our
friend Grayson over. He's bringing a chick. So I'll text
Justin and tell him to come. Five minutes later, damn,
Justin was there? No shit, Justin just ums. So Eric
texts him, he comes, go and so the party started.
We're in the backyard, you said, kids. I was hanging
out with kids. Dodd's one kid's two sounds about right?

(47:56):
He can walk, Yeah, that's about right. The other one's
a newborn.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
So they're milking it. I asked Anne if she milks,
and she goes, I'm not a cow. But I guess
they only milk for a month. Huh.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Now we milked for like a year.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Wow? She said, yes, she's done. Milking.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Okay, maybe she does the formula, and I don't judge.
You can do whatever you want, you know what I mean.
It's your body, your your choice.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
She goes, I don't have utterers. Stop saying milking.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
You know, I'm not the government. I'm not gonna tell
you what to do with your body.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
But everybody else is floating in and out. We knew
we were going to stay the night there, so we
had all kinds of drink. We had these new drinks
from John Daily. They're called good Boys.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Oh how was that?

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Didn't even crack it? So the dods are going to
have a nice surprise when they go to the outside.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Are the Seltzers?

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Yeah? I believe.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
So now did you draw? Did you crack the eighty
dollars show?

Speaker 2 (48:40):
No, that'll be probably brunch Saturday.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Smart.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
So we're there. We've got Seltzers, We've got Michelobaltras. Bro
At this point, I'm putting beers in front of baby's
bottles and I go, hey, Anna, I don't know how
urgent it is to get to these kids bottles, but
there's about a eighteen pack of Michelobaltras in front of
all these bottles. How important are they. She goes, I'm
gonna need them. The kids gonna drink him in an hour, Like, okay,
we need to re erase the entire garage fridge.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Yeah, the bottles are the most important thing. Do they
go through him like that? It's crazy, like when you
have a newborn, you wash bottles so many times. Like
it's just like, God, I just did this. I just
feel I feel like I just did this. Oh my,
Oh yeah, it's rough.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
There's a couple of highlights. It'll be interesting. I got
new golf clubs. Mizuno, who even knows that they made
golf clubs. He got fitted and all that.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Mizuno, how's he hitting it?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Says he hasn't swung him yet. Oh good, So it's
great job man of all the there's the callaways, the cobras, Mazzuno,
the track shoe makes a golf club.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Didn't realize that. Yeah, learn something new every day, thank you.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
So we go to the backyard, Justin and me. We've
all me. I've played college baseball for two weeks. He
played it his entire life. He played I believe all
years or something.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Oh Justiny, we're at I didn't know this Grand Valley
Grand Valley State. Huh yeah, you've good. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
So he's a baseball player, and so I go, hey,
we've never played baseball. Let's go to the fucking backyard
play some baseball. So we get the kids wiffleball, and
do you should see this. It's a humble, it's a
kid's heaven. The kids got a mat that the kid
can drive to his two year old. Okay, he hits
a whiffle ball and he's got a matt where he
can see out where it goes. So he's got a
matt against the fence. That's the perfect fence for a

(50:14):
home run derby. There's soccer balls, there's football, there's everything.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Love it.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
So we're back there throwing the football. Justin great at baseball,
but can't throw football. Very bizarre. I'm just launching it
at him. Almost took out the window twice. Then me
and Justin decide to play wiffle ball. I grabbed the bat.
Justin's the pitcher. Okay, yeah, he's the bona fide pitcher.
All right, man, you're the pitcher. I got the whiffle
ball bat. It was either the second, it wasn't the first.

(50:38):
He's either the second or third pitch. Justin pitches me
and he's throwing him. He's throwing his Let's see what
you got, old timer, he's throwing the ball. I got
the bat bro second or third pitch. I hit this
thing so fucking far half of a football field, over
their fence, over their neighbors fence, into the Beethoven lot
and I go, Justin, shut, there's no coming back from

(51:03):
that dress.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
And I hit one so high, dude, we almost lost
it in the clouds.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
And I guess what, I'll never I'm never living that
one down because we're never playing again. One game over, kids,
the kid, I crushed the ball so fucking far against him.
But then Eric's like, my kids never hit a baseball.
So we were trying to see the first hit. Couldn't
get there. But he can hit a golf ball, okay,
So we had inside. Justin bailed out. He was gonna

(51:31):
meet up with some chick.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Damn, how'd that go?

Speaker 2 (51:34):
He said, he failed with one, succeeded with another.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Got it? Uh that? I mean like he said hi
to one and he said didn't say hi to the other.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Or I think he was gonna go. Were they watching
stuff where they're geting out. It wasn't a lot of basketball.
Dicky V made his comeback.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
I congrass Dicky V man.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
And then they said Luca Donnik was gonna play.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
He didn't, dude. I mean that was a ship show
in itself. It was ESPN like changed their whole programming
so they could get Luke and now he's supposed to
play to night. And then Anthony Davis came out ballin', ballin'.
Now he's out indefinitely with a strain and his abductor.
Oh no, yeah, he's hurt already. He left the game

(52:13):
hurt in the third and now he's out indefinitely with
an abductor strain. And then the Lakers got this center
from the Charlotte Hornets, and then they said, oh no,
you didn't pass a physical, get your ass back to Charlotte.
I mean, yeah, the physical how awkward, dude. How about
the guys that got traded that they say they're goodbyes,
like and they go and they meet the new dudes
and they're like, oh no, you're not on RT. And

(52:34):
then you got to go back and be like, look
I'm back, bitches, I didn't piss right way.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Man?

Speaker 1 (52:39):
What up? Dog Connect. Welcome back to the Lakers. We
always wanted to have you here. Man.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
How hard is it to pass the physical We passed
ours with the work every year.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
I know they grab your notes you cough. I mean,
how hard is it they take your blood boom.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
So justin Bale's out and it's starting to get towards evening.
Me and Bazer didn't eat the entire day. Oh dude,
So these drinks are hit me.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
It feels like me on Super Bowl Sunday and didn't
get to eat well.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
And Anna told me she, oh, yeah, not to rub
it in. This one didn't get vomited on. But we
got the pizza and wings from Tailgate.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Oh that was good pizza.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Man. I guess I didn't realize it. And Ana said,
I ate three quarters of the pizza and all the
wings to myself. She goes, were you gonna let any
of us elus eat some of that?

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Damn?

Speaker 2 (53:14):
And I said, Baser didn't feed me all day. I'm
so sorry. Do we owe you money? And they said no,
we paid for it all.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Love that.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
So then it comes to the fight. We have ESPN plus,
but they still charge you eighty dollars.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Yeah, due plus this and Strickland Strickland Bad Card.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
And we're playing what's the game? What's the game where
you got to pick? You gotta predict what somebody's gonna choose.
You want them to pick your card.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
So it's like, oh, apples to apples, that one cars
gets humanity that one.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
That's what we're playing. We played that for hours, and
we met the neighbor, the guy that built their house.
They're friends with.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
That's what I'm so.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
He bought a bottle of crown Over in twelve cokes
and apparently I was dying of thirst. He said. Out
of those twelve cokes, I drank six of his cokes.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Oh he charged it for him. No, he didn't. That's
what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Every like this community will try to prove how much
bigger dick they are, and nobody has to pay for
anything until the fight. I had to pay the eighty dollars. Oh.
The whole time, the big neighbor that builds houses says, oh,
I want to fight. I'm a gambler. I want to fight.
And I was like, dude, I have parlays. I was like,
they all hinge on this. The Eagles game doesn't matter

(54:18):
if Duplessis doesn't beat his ass, So, okay, Dodd wants
to fight Todd. I'm gonna throw some money into yeah,
okay for the bet. It gets sound a push and
it comes a shove. Eighty dollars on me. So I
guess I had the biggest stick with that one. And
the guy kept pressuring me. He goes, hey, I want
to bet on this. You better be right, the neighbor guy,
you better be right. I'm betting this. I'm betting this,

(54:39):
and I go listen, man, dupless this ive done a
lot of research. He beat him last time. He's gonna
be a lot more active.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
End of the day.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Duplus's whooped his ass. It wasn't even close.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Did it distance?

Speaker 2 (54:50):
It went the distance, but it was absolute domination. He
broke his nose strictly, was bleeding all over himself the
whole fight.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
But they didn't The was a lot of shit and
he got a sucks. He didn't do anything for four rounds.
That's I mean, that's what I get from him, Like
I feel like he talks all this than you watch
him fight and he doesn't new shit.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Gotta give him prop So they never wrestled. All they
did was punched the whole time.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
I didn't watch it. Man, I didn't pay because the
card was weak.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
So the whole guy, I bought the fight, all right, man,
let's place his bet. He goes, hey, big house builder, Hey,
I want to put I'm a bet man, I want
to bet. Get on his app. I convinced him because
I was like, dup pluses, there's no money. I have
it in parlays. So I did the minus two thirty.
I was like, for you, I'd do over four and
a half. I was right. He won. I go, let's
place that bet. He goes, Hey, did I enter this correctly?

(55:34):
He's a better man. He's a better hey, dude. He
wanted an eighty dollars fight because I was trying to
do some sights on my phone. Could not, for the
life for me to get it to work. So I
was like, I gotta pay the eighty.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
He's all in dodds in.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Everybody wants to fight. Let's go. I look at his phone.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Wanted this advice.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Hey, I need your expert opinion on this fight. I
look at his phone.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Did he put it in correctly? Just let me know?
He goes, Did I put this in correctly?

Speaker 2 (55:58):
I'm like, yeah, over ten and a half over or
four and a half. Yes, you have an inkre that's perfect.
He bet ten dollars. When I tell you, I looked
at his phone and I was like, bro, you just
badgered me for like forty five minutes about the fight.
And he goes, I do everything else big in my
life when it comes to gambling, I'm very cheap.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
He bet ten dollars. He put ten dollars out of
the fight. I got no problem with someone betting ten dollars.
I don't mind that, dude. But when you talk at
eighty dollars, when you talk about how much of a
gambler you are, don't come into my house saying I'm
a gambler. I'm a gambler and then put ten dollars
on it. If you just want to gamble, say, oh,

(56:42):
I'm gonna gamble on the fight. Oh you know, I
may put ten dollars on it. Cool, But you built
it up like your big dick, and you're about to
put some money on it, and you put ten dollars.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
And there was the reason I told that story, because
the whole fight, him and Eric talked. I don't think
they watched a minute of it. I did at that.
After it was over, I go, hey, guys, du plus
Is won. I was right, and it was over four
and a half. You won your bet. I don't think
they saw a second of that. Fight. Is DoD like fights. Yeah,
he'll watch him, but I mean, I don't think it's
appointment watching. Yeah, Dodd loves dude, and we were putting

(57:13):
money on the waste management was great. Dodd won with Dtree.
He bet him on Saturday, bet him on Friday. Yeah,
there's no telling how much Dodd won. And then Dodd
said he had the Eagles. He goes, I haven't heard
a lot of people say Eagles. I was like, Eagles, Eagles.
Kevin told Pitts Eagles, Eagles. And so the next day
then Justin goes, dude, that I guess he got the
guy's number, the Home Dollar Builder, And he goes, yeah,

(57:36):
he texted me and told me that you lost him money.
He goes, yeah, yeah, he was like mad like Justin,
I don't know if I can explain this proper. I
don't get what he's mad about. I told him Duplessis
was gonna win. I told him over four and a
half rounds. He bet ten dollars and now he's making

(57:57):
up a lie that. I was like, I don't know
how I love lost him money. The guy totally confused
me though, and justin like yeah. The guy was like,
actually mad, He's like, your friend lost me a bunch
of money. And I think he was just being funny.
But I was just being funny, man, But but that's
not funny. When I was like, I try to keep
a reputation where like people can trust meself, and I
was like, he told you I lost, I was like,

(58:17):
I was right on every bet I gave him.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
That sucks, man.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
I think what he was thinking is when we first
came over, we were we were doing Duke. We did
Duke Clemson, and dude's where he lost money. But I
mean that's the thing. I was like, if it was
probably another five dollars bet, then he made it back
when I bet the UFC for him.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Yeah, I mean when he says a lot of money,
he bet ten dollars. You can't lose a lot of
money if you're betting ten dollars. Well.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
He came over with a bottle of Crown in his
backpack and a twelve pack of diet coke. He left
with none of it. Do we clean him out?

Speaker 1 (58:49):
You did cost him a lot of money. You cost
him a lot of damn money.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
That was pretty empty when he left. Dude.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Oh man, that's rough, and that's that's a good time
in Dodds man.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
But I wish that's the thing. I wish we had
a super Bowl instead. We were trying to make shift it.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
We had about the super Bowl wasn't even that good.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
So it was it was the start. The start was good,
but you're dude that it petered out real quick.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Yeah, I'm telling you, like, even though that we got
I mean my super Bowl party that I went to
got puked out, like you know, you get rained out,
you get you know whatever. It got puked out. And
it wasn't all that bad because I got the kids
to bed early because I was worried. I was thinking
it was gonna be a close game, and when it's
a blowout, it's like, hey, man, how's it going. Hey
this game is really good? Huh, you know you're so

(59:34):
hyped for it. So then I could just chill on
my couch. The kids were in bed early enough, they
got a good night's sleep. I didn't have to worry
at the end of the game of leaving and getting home,
giving the kids bask getting in bed. By midnight nine
forty five, dude, game was over, and I watched Terry
Bradshaw up there on stage, and I realized, dude, you
need to retire. Man like he's got he was shaken,

(59:54):
so he may have Parkinson's and that's just a legend.
I don't know. His hand was shaken. And the owner
of the freaking Eagles even tried to take the mic
because I think he was worried that he was gonna
drop it, and he goes, I'm not letting go of
the mic, and I'm like, oh, man, this is Terry Bradshaw.
He thought I was Kenny Chesney, and I was just like,
I felt bad for him. Deep down. I was like, man,

(01:00:14):
I hope that Terry Bradshaw retires. Like it's time to go. Man,
it's time to walk out, say goodbye, you did great,
you did your interview at the Super Bowl. It's time
to go. We should not see you next season.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
At one point, they had twelve guys at the desk
and I was, guys, how many is too many?

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Good? How much pregame coverage is too much. We were
at the at the after party of the birthday party,
and they were already doing They were already sitting at
the desk on Bourbon Street talking about the super Bowl.
I'm like, there is not enough to break down. You've
already been breaking it down for two weeks, and now
you have it. You're out there five hours before the
super Bowl. There is not five hours of stuff to
talk about for the super Bowl. Ray gave it to

(01:00:53):
you in two sentences. Jalen Hurts has three point four
seconds to throw a per drop back. Patrick Mahomes two
point one Winter Eagles. That was it. That doesn't take
four hours. Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Billy Lake Tahoe, he got touched for around five k
oh playing blackjack and he goes where I did say.
He goes, what what can we bet? And I said
Eagles minus six. I said, if you put fifteen hundred down,

(01:01:29):
you'll leave town with your five k back. And he
goes minus six and I go, yeah, I think they
win by seven to ten and he goes, okay, six
point five, I'm in and he bet twenty nine hundred dollars.
God he he uh, he left town with He left

(01:01:57):
town with top corner eleven thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
That's just disgusting money. Minnie Wolow's dad. He texted me yesterday,
he said, what do you feeling tonight? I said, He said,
what's the play today? I said, I'm not betting against Mahomes,
so I'm sitting this one out because every time I
doubt Mahomes, he beats me. He goes, I feel that
I'm down here in Cabo and for a Super Bowl

(01:02:26):
golf tournament, and the cons consensus down here is everybody's
on the Chiefs, so I'm gonna take the Eagles in
the over. He goes, I'm gonna fade everybody. I said, damn,
that's a good play. And he showed me a picture
of the beach with his drink and goes, not a
bad place to watch the Super Bowl. I said, that's awesome.
He goes, yeah, I retired. I can't be a grandpa
to twelve grandkids and work at the same time, so

(01:02:48):
I have to make these many trips to rest up.
And I said, no, shit, that's awesome. Congrats on that.
I need to start investing to retire, and he replied
nothing to that, and I said, then, I said, glad
you faded the Chiefs and he put an exclamation point.
He didn't reply to that, so I don't know how
much you bet, but he won. So all right, man,
happy Monday, guys. That's a good pod. Patty Mahomes was crying.

(01:03:13):
He was, Yeah, he's crying on the sideline.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Dude. I gotta find that video. I gotta show you
where aj Brown pulls out the book.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
That's great finding on the Socials. All right, we are
the sore losers at gmail dot com if you want
to email us. I have a great Monday. That was
a great pod. Sorry, Chiefs Nation, but you can't be
too mad. Congratulations Fly Eagles fly. You guys are super
Bowl champs. Your GM's a genius. Your salary cap is
in such great shape that, like Jalen Hurts, the next

(01:03:41):
year only counts like twenty million towards the cap. When
you think about it, Dak counts like sixty five million
against the cap. The Eagles are set up for success.
They got Saquon Barkley coming back. But I mean it's
hard to repeat, so just enjoy it. Chiefs fans get
an offensive line. Don't be so sad you won the
damn Super Bowl two years in a row. You guys
are just fine. There you go and yeah, oh and

(01:04:03):
we out. Oh, there's the book. There's a book. They're
all laughing. They're laughing, they're laughing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Oh, I guess one of his teammates handed it to
that's great. What and the funny part is that he
tries to hand it to one of his guys. What's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
J Browns laughing. He tried to and say, I want
to say props to the Eagles on the gatorade bath.
They did the gatorade bath perfect timing. Everybody always waits
till there's like three seconds left on the clock and
the coach knows it's coming and dives out of the way.
They went with plenty of time. When they they knew

(01:04:52):
he was in the bag, they dumped that damn gatorade
and soaked his ass. And the coaches, the coaches, all
the coaches a there. Quit trying to dodge the fucking gatorade.
Embrace the gatorade. That means you are the winner. Let
the gatorade be poured on your head. It's so annoying
when I see coaches dodge it. Not that has anything
to do with it, but the worst day of the

(01:05:12):
game was the graphics and the chiefs, all right, we
gotta go. Man.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Uh, you're always worried about Paty Mahomes coming home, coming back? Yeah?
What about they put in Kenny Pickett bro You still
think like what if he comes back?

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
No? I didn't. I never thought that. I never when
it was seventeen hey, when it was seventeen to nothing.
I think it was seventeen to nothing. Literally, I was like,
it's over. It's over. I texted Battersbox, it's over. Like,
let me tell you what PM. I texted him it
was over. It was six forty four PM, an ho're
in hour in. I said game over and he was

(01:05:48):
like stop. I said it's over, dude, it's gone. Hey
go and we're gone. I gotta go home, man, Yeah,
let's go, man, Yeah, let's go. Did you buy I already? Buzz? Man?
I buzz while you're doing Asia Brown