May 7, 2025 • 50 mins
In this episode we discuss the rules around drinking on the job because people in our building were spotted having a High Noon at 9:30 am at their desk. Can you have drinks at the desk or at lunch or do you have to wait until the workday is done? Plus Lunchbox had a run in with a homeless man at the gas station trying to earn money and we read some emails from listeners. Also it's time to say goodbye to the greatest coach in NBA history Greg Popovich of the San Antonio Spurs.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't do a condom anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I don't know why, but whatever. Now you can't even
hear the music. Yo, yo, do you hear the intro music?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Going?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Didn't even have it on exactly. I mean, we might
as well start the show right off.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I think people want us to do that. Uh yeah,
I think we Yeah, I think people do.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I think people don't care because some people think we're
gonna start the show at the end of the show,
they get confused. But whatever, We're it's an experiment. This
podcast is just getting off the ground, so we're trying
to learn how our listeners like it.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
We've been doing it for seven years.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh but we're still just learning out how what our
listeners like and they don't like. Do they like it straightforward?
Do they like it from behind? They like it from
the side. I don't know where. Do you want us
to smack you?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
We're gonna do it live. We are the one, two,
three sore losers? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I know the most about sports, so I give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty much
a sports.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Genius, y'all. It's sis in. I'm from the North I'm
an alpha male. I live on the north side of
Nashville with Bayser, my wife. She was a Broadway girl.
We now live in the country. It is absolutely beautiful,
two point two acres. There's nothing but farmland around us.
We aren't selling. We aren't selling. We do also have
two point two kids out of Vanderbilt clinic. Justin should
be checking on them, but he's been so busy with electrophysiology.
(01:24):
Doesn't even respond to my text. I have not gotten
a response in about three days. The last thing I
said to him is that was from you knock out
a segment for tomorrow. Okay, that's not Justin's I heard
back from Bider's box.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
If that makes you feel better. I was worried that
we were not on speaking terms or you know.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
He I don't know, but I texted him.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I said, Justin Tucker cut he goes saw it had
to happen. At least he responded, It's good. We're we're communicating.
I mean, I would think that shows the Ravens kind
of think Justin Tucker is going to be in trouble
and that he's not gonna be allowed to, you know,
get a massage and he's kind of like Deshaun Watson. Allegedly,
(02:05):
they would have kept him on the team if they
thought he was innocent, And maybe they think he's lost it,
like maybe he's not getting massages anymore and he can't
kick field goals because he was awful last year. But
are you gonna read me Justin's text?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
You guys address kicker acquisitions and firings.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Well, just because the Justin Tucker story is so big.
I mean him being accused by sixteen massage therapists of
being inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Whoa, it was sixteen. There's sixteen of them.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
He was banned from too high high end spas in Baltimore,
so I think that's a big deal. It's more of
why the Ravens didn't stick with him, because they think
he's going to be suspended and he's not worth the headache.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
How did I miss that he was banned from massage parlor.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Who high end spas in Baltimore said we no longer
want your business because he was getting frisky. Because he
was allegedly getting frisky, so I would say, hmm, kind
of an issue, and Baltimore was like, we want to
wash our hands clean to this guy. He was one
of the best kickers in the history of the NFL
(03:15):
this and now I start to think, did he know
this story was coming out all year? And that's why
he was terrible at field goals? He was distracted. It
has to be something with it, they said. Tiger when
he was great, he compartmentalized. Justin Tucker wasn't able to
compartmentalize the Robin tugs and the kicking the tug in
the football. He was able to compartmentalize. Tiger was until
(03:38):
it all blew up in his face. And then that's
when he fell off the cliff. Justin Tucker, this story
is about to come out. They're telling him, Hey, do
you want to comment? Do you want to comment? And
he's like, oh my god, Oh my god. And then
he starts missing left, missing right short because he was
freaking out because he wasn't invincible anymore. Are we ready
for some text Yes, I want to hear texts from Justin.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I said. He went to a wedding in Michigan this weekend.
I said, oh nice, I texted him. He's only texted
me back twice in three days. I go, assuming you'll
be hungover for the next month. He went pretty hard
at the wedding. He goes, yes until at least June,
and then I said you were pickled like a velastic Friday.
And then no response at all. I waited twelve hours,
(04:20):
and I go, assuming you went to the wedding, sauted
and gave a speech. Still no response seven hours later. Well,
now I'm assuming you got tuned up and found a bridesmaid.
Then he responds immediately after that, yes, I did get
tuned up. Had to concentrate, and then this is nothing.
Three straight texts for the last couple days. I go, ah, yes,
(04:41):
a salmon bomber, I'm familiar. And then still no text back.
I don't know what that means. Inside joke. I hit
him with for your information on beat the streak. If
you're at ten, you can pick two guys. As long
as one gets a hit, your streak will be saved.
Before we thought you dropped to zero. Oh so that's
a good little tidbit. And I said you're welcome. No
(05:02):
response back, and that was five hours ago. Man. Yeah,
so I think people get slammed at their jobs. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I did see Zach who was supposed to come in
here one day and tell us about bus Slona, but
he was having a high noon at nine thirty am.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
We're in the wrong, wrong part of radio man. We
need to be on the local side.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I mean they are sitting over there at him and
Ricky and they were having high noons, just chilling over
there in the cubicles. And I was like, guys, you
realize it's nine and thirty in the morning. And they
were like, it's been a day. That's when you that's
the line that's drawn. It's national local. What's the difference.
Is it the same thing?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
No? No, no, it's completely different. They are allowed to drink
at ten If we did, bones would throw me off
the sixth floor patio. Yeah, I do remember though.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
It brought back memories of when we were in Austin
and it was early on in and there were some
stressful days on that radio show, very stressful days, and
I would head to the Truda's that I believe. I
think it was Truda's right there at Ben White and
(06:16):
whatever that is three sixty six, No, three sixty it
was right there next to the Chilis and we'd go
in there and we'd have Margarita's at ten am because
there was stressful days there and I was just like, please,
Oh my gosh. The tension in the room. You could
cut it with a knife. There was stuff going behind
the scenes that things weren't working out, and I was
(06:36):
just like, I am overwhelmed.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Whoa they're sleeping with each other.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
And I would go in there and they'd be like, oh,
you're here for breakfast. Now I'm here for margerita man
and they're like, sir, you know it's like ten am.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah, I don't care, go ahead and bring me one.
I remember those days.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
So when they're out there having a high noon, I
wonder if there's stuff that's going on behind the scenes
that we don't know about and is driving them to
the high noon and they don't have to go to
a rush for it.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
We went to a restaurant for it. And this actually
begs the question are they allowed to do that? Why
wouldn't they be I would have met that's a real question. Well,
when we do it as a bit, you and me
did the Patron bit where we pounded Patron on Saint
Patty's Day, that's the exception to the rule, I think.
I mean, there's got to be an office hr where
(07:22):
you can't just drink when there could be clients or
could be meetings. I get Sinco to Mayo. We had
that thing and it was you know what, everybody went
straight from the Kentucky Derby and you guys stood right
into Cinco de Mayo and you sucked them down.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
But this is a completely sucked them now. They had
a margarita machine in the brake room, and I get
that on. No, they didn't have it till three o'clock. Well,
guess what, I'm not coming back up here at three
o'clock for margarita in games. Let's have margarita in games
at eleven thirty am when I'm getting off the clock.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
And that when I'm getting off and that is the
line of demarcation. Three pm, the boss sends out an email.
Hey guys, we're gonna have a margarita machine. This is different.
This is turning into a concern. I'm not the police,
but ten am drinking at your job? Is it? One?
Is it two high noons? I mean, are are they crazy? Like?
(08:14):
Would you just sit on that couch outside of our
studio and have a beer? Probably?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Well, no, hold over here by the studio. No one's
gonna see you. No one walks over here, so it
wouldn't be a problem if you're gonna let's say you're
a salesperson, can you sit at your desk?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
No, that's how you get fired.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
At eleven am and say here, I'm gonna drink a
high noon as I'm making calls to clients.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
If it's understood, and it's a beer cart Friday where
they allow to the women have their wine, I get that.
But on a random day at ten in the morning,
that has to cross some kind of line and be
put on your file in some way. And there's executives
within a stone's throw of or they're drinking.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
There may be presidents of organizations stone throw away from
where they are that could walk by at any moment
and see them sucking down high noons at nine thirty am.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I do love the company culture where they had the events.
They had the company Christmas party. You guys went to
a bar and drank.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
They've had single to mile where they brought a margarita
machine into the work.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
That's pretty cool. But I just think that the carryover
in the time of day, I don't know. I don't
even know if we should be podcasting it. Let's say
we go to lunch it you're a sales far. That's different.
It's the line of Secretary, State and Senate. When you
go to the airport you're allowed to drink. But guess what,
(09:46):
you go to a restaurant across the street at eight am,
you can't drink. It's the same type thing you can
drink when the boss sends out an email and says
it's sinkle to mile, but the next day at ten
am it's cool. Maybe a bad idea you're saying. I mean,
they're crazy local people. You want crazy wacky radio. That's crazy.
Then my question is did they have the high noons
(10:08):
on them or did they have to go down to
the store and buy them and bring them back up.
If we're really are gonna walk this through just because
people do love crime pods, I got an email crime
pods or number one in the country right now. That
means that about nine five, they walked across the street
to that gas station, got alcohol, brought it back to work,
(10:30):
and are drinking it on company premises.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
If anything, you would think they would sit down with
the homeless it hang out at that gas station and say, hey, guys,
I know how you got here. You started drinking at
nine forty five am on a freaking Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
That is a great feeling. When I worked out or
had lived downtown on a Saturday, I would walk up
to the gas station and for whatever reason, there's no
gas stations right next to where we lived, very weird.
So yeah, it was a little bit of a walk
and I'd go up there and have a twelve pack.
Always would be homeless bep. There by the time I
got home, i'd have six of the twelve. I'd give
six to homeless people. Did you ever toss someone? That's
(11:06):
what I'm saying, I'd get Yeah, I'd give them. I
so half of the supply was depleted because I'm that
nice of a guy. But also it shows it speaks
how many homeless people are on Nashville. And if you
got a twelve pack, ey, brother, you might have had
one of those. You know what, it's a Saturday, I'm
going a good boot have one. Well, next thing, you know,
you got a six pack, you're going back to the
crib with.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, because once you give one, they all start, they
jump up and they run out of their little hiding
spots and they're hey.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Can I get one? Can I get one.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
It's like when I was driving home from the airport
on Sunday night, and of course I get in the
car and the gas lights on, So that means I
drove to the airport with a gaslight on. Am I
really gonna drive all the way home with the gas
light on and then had to drive to work the
next day with the gas light on.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
That's a lot of risk.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
And I thought about it and I was like, I
should probably stop at a gas station.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
So I pulled over to gas station and.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
It's like ten thirty three pm on Sunday night, and
there was a homeless guy sitting out standing out in
the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
And he's, hey, brother, you got your wallet on you.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
He's waving at me, waving at me, and I pull
up the gas pump and I get out and he comes.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Walking, Excuse me, sir, excuse me, sir. I'm like, yeah, man,
what's going on? He goes, not a lot? He goes,
do you have any dollars or some coins to help
me out? I love something to eat. I'm like, no, man,
I'm sorry, don't. He goes, what what if I pump
your gas for you to earn some money? That's actually
worth it. He said, hey, not bad. At least he's
(12:29):
willing to work for it. You're gonna beag my wife too.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I said, well, no, man, because I don't have it.
I don't really I don't have any cash on me.
I can't really give you any dollars. Okay, man, I'm
so sorry to bother you. I'm so sorry to bother you.
I was like, no, you're finding backs up and goes no, really, man,
I didn't mean to bother you. I didn't mean to
bother you.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Jeez, dude, you must be threatening. He apologized you three times?
Three times? Man.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
So then I pump in my gas. I'm like, you
know what, let me help this guy out.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
You want some gas? Huff it?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
No, I didn't think that. I just thought, let me
help this guy out. What are you guys looking for?
Skag some whippets? So I said, hey, man, you want
something to eat?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I'll tell you're gonna go get him a beer. Well
I would have.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
There was one time in Austin I drove by a
guy that said, uh, help me kill the terrorist. My
liver is a terrorist, give me some beer. I drove
to the gas station bottom a six pack because a creativity,
be here being honest. I don't mind if you're If
you're being honest, I'm all for it. And he goes,
I said, what would you like to eat? Man, I'm
(13:29):
gonna I'll go in there and get you something to eat.
He goes, this is where he lost me though.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I'll take some of those gummy worms. He goes, Okay,
what are you high? He goes, I've never been in there.
I don't know what they have. I'm like, dude, it's
a gas station. You know what a gas station has.
A pork missile.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
You've been in a gas station before. You know the
kind of items a gas station carries. You want a slushy,
one of those colored ones, blue, white, red, mystery flavor.
I said, did you want some coconut water to you know,
revive your carbohydrates?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Or what are you? What do you call him? Electro lights? Buddy,
you're dealing with a hangover, you're looking to go healthy.
You want one of those get fits? What about the
under Armour drinks that Kobe Bryant invested in? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Do you want some prime? Because my kids love prime?
They're all about prime. Would you like some prime?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Didn't you get him a drink to hydrate him.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Hey, my kids, I don't let them have prime, but
I'll give you some prime. They have prime in there
if you'd like it.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
You want some of those mambo candies you chew on them.
They're really tasty.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
And he says, well, I mean i'd take some something
hot if they got any hot food in there, Like.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Dude, so you're gonna go He thinks you're gonna go
in there and get him a bowl of soup on
a random Sunday night.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Correct at ten thirty three pm. You want crackers with
it too?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I mean, what do you tend me? Get out our way?
I gotta gas up?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
So I walk in there. I'm gonna get this dude
to pork missile. I'm gonna get him two pork missiles. Like,
if he wants something hot, I'm gonna get him two
pork missiles.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Was it glizzied?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
And I go in there and I go some cheese
on it? I know I was gonna glizzy it up,
don't you worry? He was gonna get the full gourmet experience.
And I go in there and I go to the rollers.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
No pork missiles. Yeah, it's usually the case.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
They're just rolling nothing. The rollers are rolling air. There
is nothing on the pork missle. I mean there's two
people working the gas station and not one of them
has thought, ah, we should probably throw some more pork
missiles on there. So when someone comes in here is
hungry at ten thirty three pm. So I was like, dang,
I can't get.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Him a pork missile. So then I found the cold section,
even though he wanted hot food, and they had a
ham and cheese. That's good. So I got him a
ham and cheese. That's a good fine, yes, And then
I was like, you know what, he could use some
tomato soup with this. No, because he doesn't have any
where to heat it up.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I thought, you know what, an apple a day keeps
the doctor away.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
You brought him an apple. But if I was on
my last breath in the street, I would not eat
a damn apple. So I got him an apple. I
would take that thing and throw it the car, because
guess what, that's going to be a better result than
me eating it.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
So then I'm like, oh, he needs something to wash
it down, and so I go to get him a
bottled water.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Dude, you basically took this kind of whole food. I mean,
I took him out on a dinner date.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Dude, I took him out to dinner, and I'm thinking,
what kind of water should I get this guy? Is
he gonna want aquafina? Is he gonna want Desonae? Is
he gonna want Ozarka?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
But then I see a Saratoga water that Ashton guy. No,
then there's something called I don't know what this is
called essential water. And yeah, it's essential.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
It has different things like the electro lights and this
and that. And I was like, you know what, mister,
do you want the essential water? I said, this dude
probably doesn't have a lot of the vitamins he needs.
And this water says it has vitamins or whatever in it,
some sort of glacier water. Let me get him some
essential water. So I got him some essential water. And
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I was like, you know what else goes good with
a sandwich?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
A bag of chip? Dude, I'm starving right now, Go
get me that across the streets.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
So I went over there and I got him a
bag of not Joe cheese Doritos.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Everybody loved Doritos.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
I sat there and I looked at the chips and
I was like, what kind of chips is this guy gonna?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Like? He wasn't allowed in the store. Well, he could have,
but he said he'd never been in. Oh that's right.
Why I break that street?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Why I break the street? Dude, he's never been in
the gas station. I'm like, I don't believe it for
a second, but whatever. So I'm like.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Look at it. All the chips.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
There's so many options. There's Jalapino, sour cream and onion.
I'm like, you gotta go with the basic nacho cheese.
Everybody likes nacho cheese doritos. So I got him a
bag of that, took it to the register, paid for
the ham and cheese, the essential water, the apple, and
the doritos, put it in a bag and I took
it out to him and I'm like, this dude is
gonna start munching down.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
He's gotta be hungry. He just put it on the
ground in the bag. What he was maybe waiting that's
where he worked. He's waiting for more people to come here.
He was He did hit up the van next to me.
What they pulled a but he didn't immediately eat it.
He didn't immediately eat it. That's not a good sign.
I know.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I'm like, this dude ain't gonna eat the stuff I
got him, but he's got his dinner if he wants it.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Learn that Downtown. Every time we'd leave the bars when
I live downtown, walking home, we'd always have takeout, always
handed to homeless people. Sometimes I'd sit and watch, sometimes
I'd keep walking. Did they ever within thirty seconds of
me giving it to him start eating? No? If you
were hungry within thirty seconds of me handing you something,
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would you eat it? Yes, So they were not hungry.
Therefore they were not homeless.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
So maybe he already ate because it was ten thirty three,
so it was past dinner time. But he'd even take
a swig of the water.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Well, the alcohol's gonna make you hungry, the weed's gonna
make you hungry. Might have been on skag. So that
was my experience.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
It was a pretty interesting night, and it was just like, Wow, man,
this dude he got me. When he said I'll pump
your gas to earn some money, I was like, at
least he's willing to do something to earn the money. Yep,
I'm glad he didn't say I'll suck your.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Well in that case. How much do you want?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Oh man, all right, come back, We're gonna take a break.
We're gonna read some emails. We'll be right back after this.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
You had me hit hey, what have you ever seen
that movie? What he's like? Hey, man, give us a crack.
It's Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
No, no, no, come on man, And then the dude pop
shoots me goes, I forget what movie that is?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Well, we'll be right back, isn't it. Yep? We got
an email. Yep, we're live. We hit the email. I
told you got an email? What up? Coatures?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I was at the iHeart Country Festival this past weekend
and had a true lunch box getting great seats for
Sunday night Baseball Cards Cubs game experience. My wife and
I stop at a bar on Sixth Street on the
way to the concert. We randomly start talking to a
guy sitting near us at the bar that apparently set
up equipment earlier in the day for the concert. I
bought him a beer and asked if he needed his
(20:00):
backstage pass. He said no, and he let me have it,
but promised I wouldn't say where I got it if
I was questioned. We made it to the concert went
to our regular not so great obstructed view seats. After
a few bruskis, I thought I'm gonna go see what
the badge could maybe give me access to. So I
took the service elevator down to the bottom floor, walked
(20:23):
around looking like I knew what I was doing, went
through where the backstage rooms of the artists were, and
bumped into Dasha not long after she performed. Took a
selfie with her and talked to her for a little bit.
I then went back upstairs to get my wife and
told her, I think if you just act like you
know where you're supposed to be, no one will question it.
So we went back down and started walking around. What
(20:45):
ensued was one of the coolest experiences ever. We got
to meet and hang out with Dasha, Rascal Flats, Thomas
Rhett's band. I tapped up Sam Hunt and Ronnie Dunn
as they were walking to the stage to perform, and
had so many great conversations with.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Everyone back here.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
We also met everyone from the Big Show, Morgan Amy,
I got to two step with her, Bobby Scuba, and
even the throwback coacher Eddie. Eddie and Scuba were cracking
up when I told them what I did, and they
were calling me the other Raymond because the badge I
had was a guy named Raymond. I was shouting sore
losers out to all of them, but unfortunately they said,
(21:24):
you were upstairs partying already lunch, so we must have
just missed you. I also know Arnold would have called
me out if security if he saw me, so I
was trying.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
To keep a low profile.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
When I saw him back there, I got to give
a shout out to everyone, from artists, families, big show peeps.
Everyone was nothing but amazing and kind. Just wanted to
share this story with y'all and some of the picks
from behind the scenes. Like you said before, if you
just act like your long ninety nine percent of the time,
everyone will let it go. Sad I didn't get to
see you boys, but what a night Coachkorn, and there
(21:59):
he is backstage with everybody.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
You nailed about ninety nine percent of those words. Let's
be careful not posting those pictures. I think we could
get in trouble for that. Harry carry Levox Scuba showed
him to me while it was the event was going on. Dude,
he's part of the sore Losers Nation. He can't not
a good look. He couldn't have been a part of
Feeling yourself with Amy Brown or personal personality issues with
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Morgan Huselman, Like why couldn't have been another show or
the Bobby Castaway? Why couldn't it have been a fan
of another show? Why did it have to be a
fan of Sore Losers. He was the biggest security breach
at iHeart Austin. Here's the deal.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
You want to know why it's no one from those
other shows, because no one that listens those other shows
would do that. The only people that would do that
is Sore Losers Nation because they we have taught them how.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
To do it.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
We have given them a play by play how to
do it. We should have sold the playbook on how
to get into places you don't belong.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Listen, buddy, why couldn't you have said that you were
a fan of Feeling yourself with Amy Brown? Like why
when you guys, when you're doing these things, don't say
Sore Losers Nation? Because I think Scooba was telling somebody
behind the scenes on Mondays. Yeah, it was actually we
started to realize after the fact it was a pretty
big security breach had no idea. It was one of
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our own. I love it.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I love it, and you're right, dude, you just missed
me because when Cole Swindell went on, that's when I.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Went up to the VIP suite to get some free
drinks with my boys.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
I'm gonna go chilling it because I've been walking around
backstage all night doing this, doing that, and finally my
work was done.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
It landed on Heads. She had me at Heads, Carolina, so.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I had to go and get some drinks. They've been
buck me. Hey, when you gonna come up to the VIP, Hey,
when you gonna come.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
To the VIP. It ain't worth the whiskey.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
And so Coach Corn, I am sorry that I missed you,
but I love that you did it. I love that
your wife went with you. That's when it gets ballsy,
is when you only have one pass and you go
for two.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
You want to know my wife ever went with me
on a sneak in mission. Zero times. She's terrified of it.
I did it at City Field in New York. What
the Chase Stadium story? You've never told? The wife and
I were in New York ray one time I snuck
into the Pentagon No, never.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Did that, Never did that, never did that, never would
try that. Not even funny, don't even say that. No.
The wife and I were in New York. Don't know
what we were there for, but we decided to go
to a Mets game.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
And we go and I said the Met Galla.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Ray, No, we weren't at the Met Gala. It's I
go and I go to the ticket off and says, oh,
can you show me what tickets are available? And they
showed me some of the expensive seats and I was like, well,
if they're available right now, it's only forty five minutes
to game time, I can buy the cheap seats and
just go sit in those seats. So I buy my
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tickets for the cheap seats, wait till the ushers looking
the other way, and I was like, all right, we're
gonna go past this usher when he looks the other way,
you know that.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
And my wife is I don't like this. I don't
like this.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
We're gonna get in trouble. We're gonna get in trouble.
I'm like, what are they gonna do? The worst they're
gonna do is they're gonna come down there and say, hey,
can I see your tickets. We don't have our tickets
with these seats. And be like, oh, you're in the
wrong seats. She goes, are you sure they're not gonna
kick us out?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Worst they're gonna do is hit you with their belt.
You see that video, yes, side of that guy. Go,
don't get off the story. That's funniest crap. That was
funniest crap. And she goes, okay, okay, but just just
let you know. I do not like this.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
I am very nervous. I am very nervous. She goes,
don't leave me behind. I'm like, well, then you go first.
She goes, I can't go first. I can't go first.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
They're not ever gonna stop a chick. I'm like, goodness,
I mean, with your shelf.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Just stick your chest out. They do not care if
you let the hangars out. No pull your ship. So
the usher looks to help someone on the right. We
go to his left sh sit down, and I mean
the whole row, whole row is empty, and we sit
right in the middle. You don't want to sit on
the aisle because the usher could walk by. They're not
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gonna come halfway down the row to check your tickets.
There's no one around us, and we're in the second inning,
maybe third inning, and my wife's like, I think it's
gonna work.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Mike Piazza was up.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Twelve seconds later, these two people come up. I think
you're in our seats shoes. I said, the whole row
is open. Does it matter that we're in your seats?
Just sit two to your left, man, Come on.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Just scoot down. So we did.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
We just scooted two seats, are right. No one ever
bothered us. It was amazing, it felt great.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Well that happened to us recently at Brett Eldridge. Oh
was that when we had the climbers. That's when we
had the climber man dude. And also when me and
Kevin snuck in to Nissan that the old Nissan, guys,
there's a new one in twenty twenty seven Sisons Stadium sightings.
But me and Kevin we weren't even the ones that
thought about it. We didn't initiate it. We didn't instigate it.
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We were approached by the gatekeeper and he said, you
boys want to grease the pig, and we greased that pig.
We gave one hundred dollars, probably should have given him twenty.
That was the only bill we had. We were trying
to scalp tickets. But we got into the Tennessee Perdue game.
I believe it was all of us. We greased the pig.
Four of us got in for a hundred bucks basketball
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football Tennessee Perdue. It was sold out. You couldn't do it.
There was no seats. Who the hell wants to go
see Perdue? This is years ago, three years ago, before
the college football playoff. It was a different time then, dude,
and you could not get a seat outside. Like even
the scalpers go. I ain't got no tickets. I wish
I had tickets. I'm sold out. It's sold out. It's
sold out. Then one of the gatekeepers saw out we
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were in need. Dude, it was impossible. Kevin was there.
Kevin can verify. I just can't believe the Purdue ticket
was a hot ticket. Man. Maybe it wasn't Purdue, it
was somebody and it was the Music City Bowl and
it was corunk, and I believe it was. It was
a game that was like fifty to fifty. It was nuts.
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Falls lost maybe at the AL Dude, those seats and
when I'm telling you, it was sold out. We couldn't
even sit on a piece of pavement. Dude, there was
no cement. You held your drink in the second that
was over. You had no reason to be standing in
the middle of the aisle and people are like, get
out of here, what are you doing? So you just
walked around the whole time. We found some seats. Those
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seats ended up not being that great, and we walked around. Dude,
you can't do standing room only. You have to have
a seat, and we honestly couldn't find one. Well.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
I fell victim to your always leave early theory last
night because I was I turned on the Pacers and
Cavaliers game.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Were you at Frigno at a No? No.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I was at my house and I turned it and
I always leave early. I was like, what would ray
Mundo do?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
There was thirty seconds left. The Cleveland Cavaliers were up
four and they were going to.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
The free throw line.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
I believe up six, and I was like, ugh, this
game's over, and I turned it off.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
You turned it off? Hey, what is ray Mundo say?
Always leave early when you're in person, not in your
own living room. I mean, I gotta beat the traffic,
I gotta leave my own couch heading to bed.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Hoy Ali, Hey, I gotta somehow watch some other TV
show before everybody tries to switch over to Hulu and
watch the show I'm watching. I don't want the bandwidth
to be a little bit slow.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Don't ask me why, Hulu. I see what you did
their iHeart partner at Iheartfest.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
No, I don't know why I did it. I don't
know why I gave up with thirty six seconds to go,
but I did.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
I gave up in the second court. I went to
bed and they were down nine at halftime, eleven at halftime.
So I was like, oh, this game's over.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Like they got it. They just got to hit it
all free throws. It's curtains.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
There's no Garland, no mobiley and Donovan Mitchell had like
five hundred points. He is called Spider. I mean he
had like what forty eight, forty nine, I don't know
how many.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
So I turned it off and then all of a sudden,
my phone blows up and it's like, holy crap, what
an ending? And I'm like what, And then a response
from they said, holy crap, how did Cleveland lose that game?
These games have been crazy good and I said, they lost.
I said, I turned it off with thirty five seconds left.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
They lost. They freaking how did they lose? Never do
I watch a highlight when I wake up at twelve
thirty am. But I woke up to my phone and
it was Boomer. It was my dad. It said, Oh
my gosh, the Pacers won. Crazy ending, crazy shot. I
click on ESPN. They say, Halli Burton puts a dagger
in the Cav's heart and kills them at the stake.
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I go, I have got to see this murder that
happen up the road in Akron, and I played all
minute of it. While Bays are sitting in bed, probably
wondering what the hell I'm doing, because literally I hate
my life every morning except for this morning. The Calves
are down too.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Oh what what.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Excuse? It was improbable three point shot to win the game.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Oh not only that he had to miss the free
throw on purpose?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Did he miss it on purpose? Yes? Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
And how does he get the rebound? And oh, step
back three right now? I mean that was murder in
the first degree, and the stuff before it. The announcers go, man,
these Calves have had troubled inbounding the ball. Guys, they
learn about that when they play on lunches team in
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second grade.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
What are you talking about? And inbound is the easiest thing.
You got Jokick now wiping sweat on it? Do you
see the end of that game? No, Jokick apparently was
wiping his sweat on it towards the end of the
game and they're about to inbound it. And then also,
Okick's the one that kept the ball from going to
their star shooter and it ended up going to chet
Holmgren chet Mester free throw. Nuggets get that three pointer,
win the game, all because Djokick wiped his sweat and
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then you should have saw him guarding the inbound. It
was unbelievable. So guys, if you're in second grade, learn
the inbound because you'll have a future in the NBA.
I mean, if you watch women's basketball.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
I watched a little bit of women's college tournament in
Cuba because my cousin was in town and he was
into it. They struggle to inbound the ball.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Harry get in here the three point stance.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
It is unbelievable. How many five second violations I watch
And I only saw two games of the women's INCAA tournament,
but they start panicking.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Because it is actually a more difficult play in the
game than most people realize or assume, because at times
you can move, but there's a lot of the time
you can't move. If you're the inbounder, you have a
person jumping up and down, and they can also cut
down the angles. Yes, there's not a lot of play
and all the people you're trying to throw to are guarded.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
My thing, why is it in basketball they only try
to make it difficult in the last minute to inbound
the ball. Why not do this that the entire game correct, right?
Why not sit there and make it difficult for them
to throw it in all freaking game. It drives me insane.
It's like, oh, now we want to pressure the inbound
Now we want to make it difficult. When we're down
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by five with forty five seconds ago, I'm turning this
crap off. It won't happen again. I won't make the
same mistake. I have not seen the end of these
crazy games. I've missed them all because I've given up.
And then Steph Curry gets hurt and they still win.
How what is going on?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Yeah, that's that's a weird one. I haven't really paid
too much attention Tonight's massive because the thunder have got it.
The Thunderer and DePass the Celtics. If you look at
the stats from the last game, you guys aren't gonna
understand this, Jennifer will and it's Holzinger's model. But it
was a three point game. The Celtics lost to the
next by three points. But if you look at the
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official model, which a lot of you got truckers, I
get it. You guys aren't understanding what I'm saying. What
about Chuck Motors, Yeah, they have a lot of trouble
as well, and somebody delayed. So the efficiency model, it
was the Knicks eighty five and the Celtics forty five.
There was a discrepancy of forty points, which is unheard
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of in a three point game, which tells you the
Knicks were playing the most efficient game they could have
possibly played. The Celtics, polar opposite, were playing the most
inefficient game. And it actually was statistically historical, I believe,
like fifteen from sixty eight three point line. So that
shows you the Celtics will never efficiency wise play that
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horrible and in the moment that they played their worst.
They lost by three, even though they're up by twenty.
The efficiency model doesn't factor that in. This game should
be more ten to fifteen. Celtics win Tonight, Thunder and
the Nuggets. I have no idea. They don't got a coach.
He was burnt at the stake.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
I mean he got fired and they keep winning. I
don't understand it. Statistical Sayson nailed it, dude. I couldn't
have summed up the Celtics any better. Listen, you missed
forty five three pointers and you only lost by three.
I don't think there's gonna be a lot of panic
in the Celtics locker room.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Did you hear some of those stats that came out. No,
I didn't care. They said at one point they shot
ten straight three pointers and missed them. I believe twenty
nine of their thirty shots in the third quarter were
three pointers. There was like mind boggling stats that were
coming and they only lost by three. Basketball where they played.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
If you're a Celtics fan, there is nothing to worry
about the Knicks. You think, oh my god, we stole
Game one. We're so good. Stop they're not gonna miss
forty five to three pointers. You're gonna get smoked. You
got no shot to beat in the Celtics. I'm sorry,
good night.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
And the Knicks have no bench. I looked at this
tats there was five players with stats, the other five
no stats. What does that tell you? No bench? And
that means we'll take a break. Do you have any
sad music? Man? Yeah, yeah, I'll do the crime man.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
It was a sad day, padres No for us San
Antonio Spurs fans.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
I was wondering if you were ever going to get
to this. It was a sad day if you're a
fan of basketball. Pourn went out for Pop.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
It was you knew it was coming when he had
the stroke and he hadn't come back, and then just
recently he had a medical episode in a San Antonio restaurant.
The writing was on the wall that Pop was never
going to lead the San Antonio Spurs out of the
locker room again. But man, it's sad to actually hear
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it and see it be told that he is no
longer the coach anymore.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
He's el hefe That was hilarios. Yeah, what did that mean?
Have you never watched Breaking Bad? No?
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Oh, never mind, Then you wouldn't get it okay, And
I loved that all.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
The old players were there. I knew you were gonna
say that, Ray Duncan Janobli the fact that Dejontay Murray
came back to say, well, no, no.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
De Jontay Murray's friends with the new coach, like he's
been friends with him. They've been boys for a long time.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Ray, that Castle boy was there.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
But I'm just saying that if you guys don't appreciate
how Greg Popovich is the best basketball coach to ever
walk this planet, then you ain't watching basketball. And it's
a sad day when he has to step down. And
it was a sad day to see the state he's
in because he had a stroke and it looked rough,
like he looks not good. And I enjoyed watching him
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man that sign line, the way he handled his players,
the way he knew what to do. It's a new era,
and I feel bad for the new coach because it
is tough to follow the greatest of all time. And
Spurs Nation is absolutely gutted or devastated. But we knew
it was coming when he had the stroke early last
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season and he never came back. We knew going into
the offseason at some point they were going to tell
us that our man, our leader, the guy that brought
us all those championships, mister Greg Popovich was never gonna
coach again.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Damn it sucks. Did he coach it all this last year? Yes?
He did. He started the season out, then he had
a stroke. Never knew about the stroke. Wow, where were you?
That was in news and stuff?
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yeah, it was in the news like ESPNS And just
recently in the offseason here maybe January, he had an
episode in a San Antonio restaurant.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
That must have been deep in the San Antonio press.
I never saw they come across my door.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
So his knowledge, hopefully, I mean, he's still gonna be
around the team. He's gonna be president, I don't know.
But the knowledge he's gonna be able to pass on
to these younger guys. Hopefully they still go to his
office and say, hey, Pop, teach me something, give me something,
your wisdom, help me out what do I need to do?
Hopefully that coach, the new coach leans on Popovich and
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his unbelievable basketball IQ. But for San Antonio Spurs fans,
we are absolutely in mourning.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Have a churro man I don't know. I give him
his moment, but I did want to say this. Did
you see Tim Duncan, what's wrong with him? Well, I'm
telling you right now, the tall basketball players, guys. Get
him out of the league for five years. He could
barely walk. Genobi look great, man. The guy looks like
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he's running five triathlonics.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
You're right, hey, Genoba looks like he is in fantastic shape.
Could get out there and play basketball today.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Tim Duncan and Pop looked like two guys in the
old Folks home coming out for a walk in the planetarium. Guys, guys,
these basketball players enjoy them when they're on TV because
the second that in shape is not a part of
their regimen. Those legs start to shut down in a
bad way. Tim Duncan ain't gonna be walking in another year.
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He was slow going and gimpy. Hips. Look like they
may need the procedure my dad had. Those legs are
tightening up. He can't run anymore. If you were to
interview him and ask him, he can't run anymore. Hok
Cogan can't run anymore. Hok Cogan has a guy that
he now puts his hand on. Another guy, Dan Marino said,
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can't run. Mike Jackson AJ hawks said, can't run. Wish
I could run. I have to go on the StairMaster.
He said, that'd be awesome to be able to still run.
Dan Roofsky, those are all just random people. Dan Rolofsky
said he can still run, and AJ Hawk said, I
am jealous. You can still run, but none of these
guys can still run. Guys, So if you're out running
right now, if you have the ability to run, go run,
cause your legs are gonna shut down. And Tim Duncan's
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shut down.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Wow, he had bad knees at the end of his career,
so I think it's a bad knee thing. I think
it's his knees. I think he's so big. He put
a lot of wear and tear on those knees. And
it was weird to watch him walk like he was
like whoa, Like, dude.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
How long goes he in the league? He was playing
when I lived with you, right, Oh yeah, he was, yeah,
because he was, well, look at me, I can still walk?
Are you a mere the exact same we were ten
years ago. Tim Dunky can't even walk and we watched
the game in your house.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Yeah, and I mean, the greatest coaching job ever done
was when the Spurs lost to the Miami Heat in
gut wrenching fashion when Ray Allen hit that corner three,
came back for Game seven, Miami blew us out of
the water.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
I was asleep when Ray Allen hit that three, shocking Ray,
I was so mad. I threw this shit through the house. No,
I didn't throw anything. I didn't throw anything.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
I just know that most teams would have crumbled, absolutely
crumbled like a cookie.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
They did.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
You guys lost, No, I'm talking going forward. Their psyche
would have been just absolutely miserable. But Greg Popovich, the
greatest to ever man the sideline of a basketball team,
walked around at the team dinner that night with bottles
of wines like we gotta get over it, we gotta
get over it. And that next year, you have never
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seen a team more motivated. They absolutely blitzed the NBA.
The next year they destroyed the NBA on the way
to grab that title. That was rightfully theirs. Greg Papvich,
you will be missed. You are the greatest to ever
do it. I don't know how you did it. You
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kept Jenobili, Parker and Duncan together in San Antonio. You
were able to get free agent to come to San Antonio,
Texas and play basketball. What you did is unbelievable. I
understand Phil Jackson's great, but he had the greatest player
of all time. Thank you, Greg, Thank you mister Popovich.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
It's been a pleasure. Man. Man, we'll be back on
WFA in San Antonio Sports Talk, Churros two for one,
go get him pop Let's pour one out at the Riverwalk.
Actually don't, it's probably gonna get all gutted up san
Antonio Radio. We'll be back. Can I have a moment?
Go ahead?
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Man?
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Yeah? Yeah? Joe listening? Man? Oh yeah, not Joe. We
don't care about Joe, right, uh Joe? What Joe has
paid me to say this? Joe from Sarasota. Yeah, to
his wife.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Amber, the hotti, the hotty with a body that he
has no business being with.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
The trophy wife's b day is here. If you got
could do a video, let her know she's getting old
but still hot. Her present is she's gonna be with
us at CC five. Are we having that?
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Yeah, we're gonna have coaches gonna mention five. Okay, but
I don't know if she can be with us because
we're both married.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
That's what he's talking about. I mean, Joe, Joe.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
I'm sorry, but like I'm married, Ray's married, and your
trophy wife is married. So I don't think she can
be be with us at coaches you mention five, she
can hang out with us. We can tell her happy
birthday right now. Happy birthday to you, Amber, Happy birthday.
Thank you for being a part of sore Loser's nation.
I don't know how you put up with your husband,
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but you do, and you sometimes do it with a smile.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Sometimes you look.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Annoyed because he's ridiculous. But happy birthday, Amber. He loves
you very much, and you definitely look a lot younger
than he does.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Amber, HPD. The first convention that you guys came at,
I believe it was CC three. I had no idea.
I thought you were his daughter, and that was when
I was try to do kick so I was a
little distracted and stuff like that. Then the next convention,
realize you guys are married. Great couple. Had so much
fun with you guys. There was that issue with the
ax throwing. When you were able to find Amber was
able to finally stick it on the bullseye. Yeah, and
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I believe she did a middle finger bird. Yes, she did.
I believe that was the roughest part of their marriage.
It's been all great roses since then.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Yeah, because I remember him saying, oh, you don't want
her on your team. She won't be able to throw
the axe. And it turns out I was the one
that couldn't throw the acts. I was the one that
couldn't figure out how to stick it in the damn board.
Amber did just fine. And when she did make that bullseye,
she did give bird. She may have gone double bird,
and Joe was like, ooh, yeah, I may have made
her a little bit bad. But Happy birthday, Amber.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Amber, Happy birthday. Guys are great in Sarasota. I have
no idea what part of Sarasota's probably a beautiful community gated.
I'm assuming you guys are. Please come back to the
next convention. Love hanging out with you. Guys.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
I don't know if they work, because they're always at
event like are you looking, and it's like, oh, they're
at a spring training game drinking beers at two o'clock
in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
This was not a paid birthday message.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Yeah, Hey, we got an email. Hey coaches, Yeah, hey coachers.
I hope you aren't sick of me, but you asked
so I will share my thoughts. I actually really like
the banter before you do the intros. If someone is
just tuning in, they should get an idea what the
pod is all about. If they can't handle a story
or two before the introductions, they can go listen to
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the Big Show. I will say, I've listened to The
Big Show for ten plus years, but over the last
four to five years, you guys quickly became my favorite.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Have a good weekend. McKenzie in Ohio, McKenzie, Thanky, McKenzie,
Sorry about that game, mckens. Which game, Ohio? They've got
to be a Cavs fan, right then? Akrons in Ohio?
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Hey, Akron cannot play in a bowl game next year.
The Akron Zips are ineligible for a football bowl game
because their academic progress is so bad. They've been eliminated
from bowl contention. Season hadn't even started.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Something to do with shador I don't think that's anything
to do with She is gonna be number twelve like
the goat.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Dude, Oh my god, and did you see that? Some
Colorado fan is suing the NFL for one hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
People are so damn stupid. People are suing each other.
You got that one kid did a vulgar bar sign
at barstool. He's he's suing Dave Portnoy. Dave Portnoy saying defamation.
Uh bro, you did the sign, Like, what the hell
were you doing? You dumb ass? The girls that put
the sign put the letters on it fired they would
at barstool in Nashville, the women would have never done that,
(47:32):
or men.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
What a bunch of dumb ass. I mean, how stupid
are you? How dumb are the waitresses?
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Barstool is top three though in Nashville. I don't know
about where they were in Poughkeepsie. I mean the waitresses
absolutely stupid, very stupid. But at the same time, no stupid.
Maybe we're getting paid to do it. No stupid. Maybe
one of them just did the top thing and didn't
know everything that was going to be put on it.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
I'm not I'm not buying it, but all right, Happy Wednesday, dude.
I was gonna try to play golf today.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
What if somebody did that to us and it said, uh.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
The sore losers that's okayde I want to play golf today,
but it is drizzling. I don't know if it's gonna stop.
It's spinning. It's so annoying. I actually have time to
play golf today, and I don't know if it's gonna
work out.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
You see Justin he posted a picture at the wedding
on personal Instagram. Maybe you don't follow him, but he
was doing a perfect swing and I'm imagining that the
wedding was on a golf course and he just got
a golf club because he's in his whole suit hilarious,
and so he's taking a swing and he exactly like, oh,
just got in a quick hole before the wedding. And
then the comments, I'm like, dude, did that suit stay
(48:41):
clean when you went and got your ball from the woods.
And then Angelina's jumped in and commented it was the
most faked photo of all time. In no way Justin's
swinging in a suit. Dude. We've seen that swing and
it ain't that nice. Just because you got a suit
on your swing still looks like crap man. Those courses
in Michigan or Green I bet Country Club needs to
(49:03):
step it up or Country croc. What's called country corner.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
Country corner, I don't know what the country hill, country hills.
That's it, all right, you guys have a great Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
We're out of here. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
I may stay up for the games tonight. I'm I
feel so bad. I haven't watched enough basketball playoffs, but.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
I'll be up all night. They're gonna be epic games.
These are must wins for the Celtics and for the
Thunder and that's the that's the finals. We all want,
Hey and look out, cowboys are coming, but we don't
want the cabs with Herd or Dow or whatever. The
guy his name is, you got Horny or I think
his name's Garland, her Hunter. You got Hunter Garland and mobile.
Hunter's good though. I think we want to put Pacers
(49:43):
to progress there and I think we want it to
be Thunder and Celtics. That's the finals. We all know.
I would love Nugget Celtics. I love Yo.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
I would like Warriors out of nowhere. When they traded
for Jimmy Butler, I was like, Oh, what difference does
that make?
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Well, that made a big difference. Jimmy Butler just scored.
That's why they call him playoff p or No, that's
Paul George. What are they called Butler, playoff Jimmy or something.
I don't know. He's dude, he's playoff Jimmy. It's some quote.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
No, he said, Jimmy me off. I don't know what
they call him, but dang whatever they did. Hey, that
Jimmy Butler trade my bad worth it so smart.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
What do I know?
Speaker 2 (50:22):
I don't know crap about basketball. My apologies, all right, yeah,
I don't do a condom anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I don't know why, but whatever. Now you can't even
hear the music. Yo, yo, do you hear the intro music?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Going?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Didn't even have it on exactly. I mean, we might
as well start the show right off.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I think people want us to do that. Uh yeah,
I think we Yeah, I think people do.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I think people don't care because some people think we're
gonna start the show at the end of the show,
they get confused. But whatever, We're it's an experiment. This
podcast is just getting off the ground, so we're trying
to learn how our listeners like it.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
We've been doing it for seven years.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh but we're still just learning out how what our
listeners like and they don't like. Do they like it straightforward?
Do they like it from behind? They like it from
the side. I don't know where. Do you want us
to smack you?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
We're gonna do it live. We are the one, two,
three sore losers? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I know the most about sports, so I give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty much
a sports.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Genius, y'all. It's sis in. I'm from the North I'm
an alpha male. I live on the north side of
Nashville with Bayser, my wife. She was a Broadway girl.
We now live in the country. It is absolutely beautiful,
two point two acres. There's nothing but farmland around us.
We aren't selling. We aren't selling. We do also have
two point two kids out of Vanderbilt clinic. Justin should
be checking on them, but he's been so busy with electrophysiology.
(01:24):
Doesn't even respond to my text. I have not gotten
a response in about three days. The last thing I
said to him is that was from you knock out
a segment for tomorrow. Okay, that's not Justin's I heard
back from Bider's box.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
If that makes you feel better. I was worried that
we were not on speaking terms or you know.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
He I don't know, but I texted him.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I said, Justin Tucker cut he goes saw it had
to happen. At least he responded, It's good. We're we're communicating.
I mean, I would think that shows the Ravens kind
of think Justin Tucker is going to be in trouble
and that he's not gonna be allowed to, you know,
get a massage and he's kind of like Deshaun Watson. Allegedly,
(02:05):
they would have kept him on the team if they
thought he was innocent, And maybe they think he's lost it,
like maybe he's not getting massages anymore and he can't
kick field goals because he was awful last year. But
are you gonna read me Justin's text?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
You guys address kicker acquisitions and firings.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Well, just because the Justin Tucker story is so big.
I mean him being accused by sixteen massage therapists of
being inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Whoa, it was sixteen. There's sixteen of them.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
He was banned from too high high end spas in Baltimore,
so I think that's a big deal. It's more of
why the Ravens didn't stick with him, because they think
he's going to be suspended and he's not worth the headache.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
How did I miss that he was banned from massage parlor.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Who high end spas in Baltimore said we no longer
want your business because he was getting frisky. Because he
was allegedly getting frisky, so I would say, hmm, kind
of an issue, and Baltimore was like, we want to
wash our hands clean to this guy. He was one
of the best kickers in the history of the NFL
(03:15):
this and now I start to think, did he know
this story was coming out all year? And that's why
he was terrible at field goals? He was distracted. It
has to be something with it, they said. Tiger when
he was great, he compartmentalized. Justin Tucker wasn't able to
compartmentalize the Robin tugs and the kicking the tug in
the football. He was able to compartmentalize. Tiger was until
(03:38):
it all blew up in his face. And then that's
when he fell off the cliff. Justin Tucker, this story
is about to come out. They're telling him, Hey, do
you want to comment? Do you want to comment? And
he's like, oh my god, Oh my god. And then
he starts missing left, missing right short because he was
freaking out because he wasn't invincible anymore. Are we ready
for some text Yes, I want to hear texts from Justin.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I said. He went to a wedding in Michigan this weekend.
I said, oh nice, I texted him. He's only texted
me back twice in three days. I go, assuming you'll
be hungover for the next month. He went pretty hard
at the wedding. He goes, yes until at least June,
and then I said you were pickled like a velastic Friday.
And then no response at all. I waited twelve hours,
(04:20):
and I go, assuming you went to the wedding, sauted
and gave a speech. Still no response seven hours later. Well,
now I'm assuming you got tuned up and found a bridesmaid.
Then he responds immediately after that, yes, I did get
tuned up. Had to concentrate, and then this is nothing.
Three straight texts for the last couple days. I go, ah, yes,
(04:41):
a salmon bomber, I'm familiar. And then still no text back.
I don't know what that means. Inside joke. I hit
him with for your information on beat the streak. If
you're at ten, you can pick two guys. As long
as one gets a hit, your streak will be saved.
Before we thought you dropped to zero. Oh so that's
a good little tidbit. And I said you're welcome. No
(05:02):
response back, and that was five hours ago. Man. Yeah,
so I think people get slammed at their jobs. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I did see Zach who was supposed to come in
here one day and tell us about bus Slona, but
he was having a high noon at nine thirty am.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
We're in the wrong, wrong part of radio man. We
need to be on the local side.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I mean they are sitting over there at him and
Ricky and they were having high noons, just chilling over
there in the cubicles. And I was like, guys, you
realize it's nine and thirty in the morning. And they
were like, it's been a day. That's when you that's
the line that's drawn. It's national local. What's the difference.
Is it the same thing?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
No? No, no, it's completely different. They are allowed to drink
at ten If we did, bones would throw me off
the sixth floor patio. Yeah, I do remember though.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
It brought back memories of when we were in Austin
and it was early on in and there were some
stressful days on that radio show, very stressful days, and
I would head to the Truda's that I believe. I
think it was Truda's right there at Ben White and
(06:16):
whatever that is three sixty six, No, three sixty it
was right there next to the Chilis and we'd go
in there and we'd have Margarita's at ten am because
there was stressful days there and I was just like, please,
Oh my gosh. The tension in the room. You could
cut it with a knife. There was stuff going behind
the scenes that things weren't working out, and I was
(06:36):
just like, I am overwhelmed.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Whoa they're sleeping with each other.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
And I would go in there and they'd be like, oh,
you're here for breakfast. Now I'm here for margerita man
and they're like, sir, you know it's like ten am.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah, I don't care, go ahead and bring me one.
I remember those days.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
So when they're out there having a high noon, I
wonder if there's stuff that's going on behind the scenes
that we don't know about and is driving them to
the high noon and they don't have to go to
a rush for it.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
We went to a restaurant for it. And this actually
begs the question are they allowed to do that? Why
wouldn't they be I would have met that's a real question. Well,
when we do it as a bit, you and me
did the Patron bit where we pounded Patron on Saint
Patty's Day, that's the exception to the rule, I think.
I mean, there's got to be an office hr where
(07:22):
you can't just drink when there could be clients or
could be meetings. I get Sinco to Mayo. We had
that thing and it was you know what, everybody went
straight from the Kentucky Derby and you guys stood right
into Cinco de Mayo and you sucked them down.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
But this is a completely sucked them now. They had
a margarita machine in the brake room, and I get
that on. No, they didn't have it till three o'clock. Well,
guess what, I'm not coming back up here at three
o'clock for margarita in games. Let's have margarita in games
at eleven thirty am when I'm getting off the clock.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
And that when I'm getting off and that is the
line of demarcation. Three pm, the boss sends out an email.
Hey guys, we're gonna have a margarita machine. This is different.
This is turning into a concern. I'm not the police,
but ten am drinking at your job? Is it? One?
Is it two high noons? I mean, are are they crazy? Like?
(08:14):
Would you just sit on that couch outside of our
studio and have a beer? Probably?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Well, no, hold over here by the studio. No one's
gonna see you. No one walks over here, so it
wouldn't be a problem if you're gonna let's say you're
a salesperson, can you sit at your desk?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
No, that's how you get fired.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
At eleven am and say here, I'm gonna drink a
high noon as I'm making calls to clients.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
If it's understood, and it's a beer cart Friday where
they allow to the women have their wine, I get that.
But on a random day at ten in the morning,
that has to cross some kind of line and be
put on your file in some way. And there's executives
within a stone's throw of or they're drinking.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
There may be presidents of organizations stone throw away from
where they are that could walk by at any moment
and see them sucking down high noons at nine thirty am.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I do love the company culture where they had the events.
They had the company Christmas party. You guys went to
a bar and drank.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
They've had single to mile where they brought a margarita
machine into the work.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
That's pretty cool. But I just think that the carryover
in the time of day, I don't know. I don't
even know if we should be podcasting it. Let's say
we go to lunch it you're a sales far. That's different.
It's the line of Secretary, State and Senate. When you
go to the airport you're allowed to drink. But guess what,
(09:46):
you go to a restaurant across the street at eight am,
you can't drink. It's the same type thing you can
drink when the boss sends out an email and says
it's sinkle to mile, but the next day at ten
am it's cool. Maybe a bad idea you're saying. I mean,
they're crazy local people. You want crazy wacky radio. That's crazy.
Then my question is did they have the high noons
(10:08):
on them or did they have to go down to
the store and buy them and bring them back up.
If we're really are gonna walk this through just because
people do love crime pods, I got an email crime
pods or number one in the country right now. That
means that about nine five, they walked across the street
to that gas station, got alcohol, brought it back to work,
(10:30):
and are drinking it on company premises.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
If anything, you would think they would sit down with
the homeless it hang out at that gas station and say, hey, guys,
I know how you got here. You started drinking at
nine forty five am on a freaking Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
That is a great feeling. When I worked out or
had lived downtown on a Saturday, I would walk up
to the gas station and for whatever reason, there's no
gas stations right next to where we lived, very weird.
So yeah, it was a little bit of a walk
and I'd go up there and have a twelve pack.
Always would be homeless bep. There by the time I
got home, i'd have six of the twelve. I'd give
six to homeless people. Did you ever toss someone? That's
(11:06):
what I'm saying, I'd get Yeah, I'd give them. I
so half of the supply was depleted because I'm that
nice of a guy. But also it shows it speaks
how many homeless people are on Nashville. And if you
got a twelve pack, ey, brother, you might have had
one of those. You know what, it's a Saturday, I'm
going a good boot have one. Well, next thing, you know,
you got a six pack, you're going back to the
crib with.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, because once you give one, they all start, they
jump up and they run out of their little hiding
spots and they're hey.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Can I get one? Can I get one.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
It's like when I was driving home from the airport
on Sunday night, and of course I get in the
car and the gas lights on, So that means I
drove to the airport with a gaslight on. Am I
really gonna drive all the way home with the gas
light on and then had to drive to work the
next day with the gas light on.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
That's a lot of risk.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
And I thought about it and I was like, I
should probably stop at a gas station.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
So I pulled over to gas station and.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
It's like ten thirty three pm on Sunday night, and
there was a homeless guy sitting out standing out in
the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
And he's, hey, brother, you got your wallet on you.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
He's waving at me, waving at me, and I pull
up the gas pump and I get out and he comes.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Walking, Excuse me, sir, excuse me, sir. I'm like, yeah, man,
what's going on? He goes, not a lot? He goes,
do you have any dollars or some coins to help
me out? I love something to eat. I'm like, no, man,
I'm sorry, don't. He goes, what what if I pump
your gas for you to earn some money? That's actually
worth it. He said, hey, not bad. At least he's
(12:29):
willing to work for it. You're gonna beag my wife too.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I said, well, no, man, because I don't have it.
I don't really I don't have any cash on me.
I can't really give you any dollars. Okay, man, I'm
so sorry to bother you. I'm so sorry to bother you.
I was like, no, you're finding backs up and goes no, really, man,
I didn't mean to bother you. I didn't mean to
bother you.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Jeez, dude, you must be threatening. He apologized you three times?
Three times? Man.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
So then I pump in my gas. I'm like, you
know what, let me help this guy out.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
You want some gas? Huff it?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
No, I didn't think that. I just thought, let me
help this guy out. What are you guys looking for?
Skag some whippets? So I said, hey, man, you want
something to eat?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I'll tell you're gonna go get him a beer. Well
I would have.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
There was one time in Austin I drove by a
guy that said, uh, help me kill the terrorist. My
liver is a terrorist, give me some beer. I drove
to the gas station bottom a six pack because a creativity,
be here being honest. I don't mind if you're If
you're being honest, I'm all for it. And he goes,
I said, what would you like to eat? Man, I'm
(13:29):
gonna I'll go in there and get you something to eat.
He goes, this is where he lost me though.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I'll take some of those gummy worms. He goes, Okay,
what are you high? He goes, I've never been in there.
I don't know what they have. I'm like, dude, it's
a gas station. You know what a gas station has.
A pork missile.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
You've been in a gas station before. You know the
kind of items a gas station carries. You want a slushy,
one of those colored ones, blue, white, red, mystery flavor.
I said, did you want some coconut water to you know,
revive your carbohydrates?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Or what are you? What do you call him? Electro lights? Buddy,
you're dealing with a hangover, you're looking to go healthy.
You want one of those get fits? What about the
under Armour drinks that Kobe Bryant invested in? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Do you want some prime? Because my kids love prime?
They're all about prime. Would you like some prime?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Didn't you get him a drink to hydrate him.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Hey, my kids, I don't let them have prime, but
I'll give you some prime. They have prime in there
if you'd like it.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
You want some of those mambo candies you chew on them.
They're really tasty.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
And he says, well, I mean i'd take some something
hot if they got any hot food in there, Like.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Dude, so you're gonna go He thinks you're gonna go
in there and get him a bowl of soup on
a random Sunday night.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Correct at ten thirty three pm. You want crackers with
it too?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I mean, what do you tend me? Get out our way?
I gotta gas up?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
So I walk in there. I'm gonna get this dude
to pork missile. I'm gonna get him two pork missiles. Like,
if he wants something hot, I'm gonna get him two
pork missiles.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Was it glizzied?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
And I go in there and I go some cheese
on it? I know I was gonna glizzy it up,
don't you worry? He was gonna get the full gourmet experience.
And I go in there and I go to the rollers.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
No pork missiles. Yeah, it's usually the case.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
They're just rolling nothing. The rollers are rolling air. There
is nothing on the pork missle. I mean there's two
people working the gas station and not one of them
has thought, ah, we should probably throw some more pork
missiles on there. So when someone comes in here is
hungry at ten thirty three pm. So I was like, dang,
I can't get.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Him a pork missile. So then I found the cold section,
even though he wanted hot food, and they had a
ham and cheese. That's good. So I got him a
ham and cheese. That's a good fine, yes, And then
I was like, you know what, he could use some
tomato soup with this. No, because he doesn't have any
where to heat it up.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I thought, you know what, an apple a day keeps
the doctor away.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
You brought him an apple. But if I was on
my last breath in the street, I would not eat
a damn apple. So I got him an apple. I
would take that thing and throw it the car, because
guess what, that's going to be a better result than
me eating it.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
So then I'm like, oh, he needs something to wash
it down, and so I go to get him a
bottled water.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Dude, you basically took this kind of whole food. I mean,
I took him out on a dinner date.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Dude, I took him out to dinner, and I'm thinking,
what kind of water should I get this guy? Is
he gonna want aquafina? Is he gonna want Desonae? Is
he gonna want Ozarka?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
But then I see a Saratoga water that Ashton guy. No,
then there's something called I don't know what this is
called essential water. And yeah, it's essential.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
It has different things like the electro lights and this
and that. And I was like, you know what, mister,
do you want the essential water? I said, this dude
probably doesn't have a lot of the vitamins he needs.
And this water says it has vitamins or whatever in it,
some sort of glacier water. Let me get him some
essential water. So I got him some essential water. And
(16:39):
I was like, you know what else goes good with
a sandwich?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
A bag of chip? Dude, I'm starving right now, Go
get me that across the streets.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
So I went over there and I got him a
bag of not Joe cheese Doritos.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Everybody loved Doritos.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
I sat there and I looked at the chips and
I was like, what kind of chips is this guy gonna?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Like? He wasn't allowed in the store. Well, he could have,
but he said he'd never been in. Oh that's right.
Why I break that street?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Why I break the street? Dude, he's never been in
the gas station. I'm like, I don't believe it for
a second, but whatever. So I'm like.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Look at it. All the chips.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
There's so many options. There's Jalapino, sour cream and onion.
I'm like, you gotta go with the basic nacho cheese.
Everybody likes nacho cheese doritos. So I got him a
bag of that, took it to the register, paid for
the ham and cheese, the essential water, the apple, and
the doritos, put it in a bag and I took
it out to him and I'm like, this dude is
gonna start munching down.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
He's gotta be hungry. He just put it on the
ground in the bag. What he was maybe waiting that's
where he worked. He's waiting for more people to come here.
He was He did hit up the van next to me.
What they pulled a but he didn't immediately eat it.
He didn't immediately eat it. That's not a good sign.
I know.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I'm like, this dude ain't gonna eat the stuff I
got him, but he's got his dinner if he wants it.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Learn that Downtown. Every time we'd leave the bars when
I live downtown, walking home, we'd always have takeout, always
handed to homeless people. Sometimes I'd sit and watch, sometimes
I'd keep walking. Did they ever within thirty seconds of
me giving it to him start eating? No? If you
were hungry within thirty seconds of me handing you something,
(18:18):
would you eat it? Yes, So they were not hungry.
Therefore they were not homeless.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
So maybe he already ate because it was ten thirty three,
so it was past dinner time. But he'd even take
a swig of the water.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Well, the alcohol's gonna make you hungry, the weed's gonna
make you hungry. Might have been on skag. So that
was my experience.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
It was a pretty interesting night, and it was just like, Wow, man,
this dude he got me. When he said I'll pump
your gas to earn some money, I was like, at
least he's willing to do something to earn the money. Yep,
I'm glad he didn't say I'll suck your.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Well in that case. How much do you want?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Oh man, all right, come back, We're gonna take a break.
We're gonna read some emails. We'll be right back after this.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
You had me hit hey, what have you ever seen
that movie? What he's like? Hey, man, give us a crack.
It's Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
No, no, no, come on man, And then the dude pop
shoots me goes, I forget what movie that is?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Well, we'll be right back, isn't it. Yep? We got
an email. Yep, we're live. We hit the email. I
told you got an email? What up? Coatures?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I was at the iHeart Country Festival this past weekend
and had a true lunch box getting great seats for
Sunday night Baseball Cards Cubs game experience. My wife and
I stop at a bar on Sixth Street on the
way to the concert. We randomly start talking to a
guy sitting near us at the bar that apparently set
up equipment earlier in the day for the concert. I
bought him a beer and asked if he needed his
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backstage pass. He said no, and he let me have it,
but promised I wouldn't say where I got it if
I was questioned. We made it to the concert went
to our regular not so great obstructed view seats. After
a few bruskis, I thought I'm gonna go see what
the badge could maybe give me access to. So I
took the service elevator down to the bottom floor, walked
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around looking like I knew what I was doing, went
through where the backstage rooms of the artists were, and
bumped into Dasha not long after she performed. Took a
selfie with her and talked to her for a little bit.
I then went back upstairs to get my wife and
told her, I think if you just act like you
know where you're supposed to be, no one will question it.
So we went back down and started walking around. What
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ensued was one of the coolest experiences ever. We got
to meet and hang out with Dasha, Rascal Flats, Thomas
Rhett's band. I tapped up Sam Hunt and Ronnie Dunn
as they were walking to the stage to perform, and
had so many great conversations with.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Everyone back here.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
We also met everyone from the Big Show, Morgan Amy,
I got to two step with her, Bobby Scuba, and
even the throwback coacher Eddie. Eddie and Scuba were cracking
up when I told them what I did, and they
were calling me the other Raymond because the badge I
had was a guy named Raymond. I was shouting sore
losers out to all of them, but unfortunately they said,
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you were upstairs partying already lunch, so we must have
just missed you. I also know Arnold would have called
me out if security if he saw me, so I
was trying.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
To keep a low profile.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
When I saw him back there, I got to give
a shout out to everyone, from artists, families, big show peeps.
Everyone was nothing but amazing and kind. Just wanted to
share this story with y'all and some of the picks
from behind the scenes. Like you said before, if you
just act like your long ninety nine percent of the time,
everyone will let it go. Sad I didn't get to
see you boys, but what a night Coachkorn, and there
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he is backstage with everybody.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
You nailed about ninety nine percent of those words. Let's
be careful not posting those pictures. I think we could
get in trouble for that. Harry carry Levox Scuba showed
him to me while it was the event was going on. Dude,
he's part of the sore Losers Nation. He can't not
a good look. He couldn't have been a part of
Feeling yourself with Amy Brown or personal personality issues with
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Morgan Huselman, Like why couldn't have been another show or
the Bobby Castaway? Why couldn't it have been a fan
of another show? Why did it have to be a
fan of Sore Losers. He was the biggest security breach
at iHeart Austin. Here's the deal.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
You want to know why it's no one from those
other shows, because no one that listens those other shows
would do that. The only people that would do that
is Sore Losers Nation because they we have taught them how.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
To do it.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
We have given them a play by play how to
do it. We should have sold the playbook on how
to get into places you don't belong.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Listen, buddy, why couldn't you have said that you were
a fan of Feeling yourself with Amy Brown? Like why
when you guys, when you're doing these things, don't say
Sore Losers Nation? Because I think Scooba was telling somebody
behind the scenes on Mondays. Yeah, it was actually we
started to realize after the fact it was a pretty
big security breach had no idea. It was one of
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our own. I love it.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I love it, and you're right, dude, you just missed
me because when Cole Swindell went on, that's when I.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Went up to the VIP suite to get some free
drinks with my boys.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
I'm gonna go chilling it because I've been walking around
backstage all night doing this, doing that, and finally my
work was done.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
It landed on Heads. She had me at Heads, Carolina, so.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I had to go and get some drinks. They've been
buck me. Hey, when you gonna come up to the VIP, Hey,
when you gonna come.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
To the VIP. It ain't worth the whiskey.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
And so Coach Corn, I am sorry that I missed you,
but I love that you did it. I love that
your wife went with you. That's when it gets ballsy,
is when you only have one pass and you go
for two.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
You want to know my wife ever went with me
on a sneak in mission. Zero times. She's terrified of it.
I did it at City Field in New York. What
the Chase Stadium story? You've never told? The wife and
I were in New York ray one time I snuck
into the Pentagon No, never.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Did that, Never did that, never did that, never would
try that. Not even funny, don't even say that. No.
The wife and I were in New York. Don't know
what we were there for, but we decided to go
to a Mets game.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
And we go and I said the Met Galla.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Ray, No, we weren't at the Met Gala. It's I
go and I go to the ticket off and says, oh,
can you show me what tickets are available? And they
showed me some of the expensive seats and I was like, well,
if they're available right now, it's only forty five minutes
to game time, I can buy the cheap seats and
just go sit in those seats. So I buy my
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tickets for the cheap seats, wait till the ushers looking
the other way, and I was like, all right, we're
gonna go past this usher when he looks the other way,
you know that.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
And my wife is I don't like this. I don't
like this.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
We're gonna get in trouble. We're gonna get in trouble.
I'm like, what are they gonna do? The worst they're
gonna do is they're gonna come down there and say, hey,
can I see your tickets. We don't have our tickets
with these seats. And be like, oh, you're in the
wrong seats. She goes, are you sure they're not gonna
kick us out?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Worst they're gonna do is hit you with their belt.
You see that video, yes, side of that guy. Go,
don't get off the story. That's funniest crap. That was
funniest crap. And she goes, okay, okay, but just just
let you know. I do not like this.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
I am very nervous. I am very nervous. She goes,
don't leave me behind. I'm like, well, then you go first.
She goes, I can't go first. I can't go first.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
They're not ever gonna stop a chick. I'm like, goodness,
I mean, with your shelf.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Just stick your chest out. They do not care if
you let the hangars out. No pull your ship. So
the usher looks to help someone on the right. We
go to his left sh sit down, and I mean
the whole row, whole row is empty, and we sit
right in the middle. You don't want to sit on
the aisle because the usher could walk by. They're not
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gonna come halfway down the row to check your tickets.
There's no one around us, and we're in the second inning,
maybe third inning, and my wife's like, I think it's
gonna work.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Mike Piazza was up.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Twelve seconds later, these two people come up. I think
you're in our seats shoes. I said, the whole row
is open. Does it matter that we're in your seats?
Just sit two to your left, man, Come on.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Just scoot down. So we did.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
We just scooted two seats, are right. No one ever
bothered us. It was amazing, it felt great.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Well that happened to us recently at Brett Eldridge. Oh
was that when we had the climbers. That's when we
had the climber man dude. And also when me and
Kevin snuck in to Nissan that the old Nissan, guys,
there's a new one in twenty twenty seven Sisons Stadium sightings.
But me and Kevin we weren't even the ones that
thought about it. We didn't initiate it. We didn't instigate it.
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We were approached by the gatekeeper and he said, you
boys want to grease the pig, and we greased that pig.
We gave one hundred dollars, probably should have given him twenty.
That was the only bill we had. We were trying
to scalp tickets. But we got into the Tennessee Perdue game.
I believe it was all of us. We greased the pig.
Four of us got in for a hundred bucks basketball
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football Tennessee Perdue. It was sold out. You couldn't do it.
There was no seats. Who the hell wants to go
see Perdue? This is years ago, three years ago, before
the college football playoff. It was a different time then, dude,
and you could not get a seat outside. Like even
the scalpers go. I ain't got no tickets. I wish
I had tickets. I'm sold out. It's sold out. It's
sold out. Then one of the gatekeepers saw out we
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were in need. Dude, it was impossible. Kevin was there.
Kevin can verify. I just can't believe the Purdue ticket
was a hot ticket. Man. Maybe it wasn't Purdue, it
was somebody and it was the Music City Bowl and
it was corunk, and I believe it was. It was
a game that was like fifty to fifty. It was nuts.
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Falls lost maybe at the AL Dude, those seats and
when I'm telling you, it was sold out. We couldn't
even sit on a piece of pavement. Dude, there was
no cement. You held your drink in the second that
was over. You had no reason to be standing in
the middle of the aisle and people are like, get
out of here, what are you doing? So you just
walked around the whole time. We found some seats. Those
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seats ended up not being that great, and we walked around. Dude,
you can't do standing room only. You have to have
a seat, and we honestly couldn't find one. Well.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
I fell victim to your always leave early theory last
night because I was I turned on the Pacers and
Cavaliers game.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Were you at Frigno at a No? No.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I was at my house and I turned it and
I always leave early. I was like, what would ray
Mundo do?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
There was thirty seconds left. The Cleveland Cavaliers were up
four and they were going to.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
The free throw line.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
I believe up six, and I was like, ugh, this
game's over, and I turned it off.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
You turned it off? Hey, what is ray Mundo say?
Always leave early when you're in person, not in your
own living room. I mean, I gotta beat the traffic,
I gotta leave my own couch heading to bed.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Hoy Ali, Hey, I gotta somehow watch some other TV
show before everybody tries to switch over to Hulu and
watch the show I'm watching. I don't want the bandwidth
to be a little bit slow.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Don't ask me why, Hulu. I see what you did
their iHeart partner at Iheartfest.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
No, I don't know why I did it. I don't
know why I gave up with thirty six seconds to go,
but I did.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
I gave up in the second court. I went to
bed and they were down nine at halftime, eleven at halftime.
So I was like, oh, this game's over.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Like they got it. They just got to hit it
all free throws. It's curtains.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
There's no Garland, no mobiley and Donovan Mitchell had like
five hundred points. He is called Spider. I mean he
had like what forty eight, forty nine, I don't know
how many.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
So I turned it off and then all of a sudden,
my phone blows up and it's like, holy crap, what
an ending? And I'm like what, And then a response
from they said, holy crap, how did Cleveland lose that game?
These games have been crazy good and I said, they lost.
I said, I turned it off with thirty five seconds left.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
They lost. They freaking how did they lose? Never do
I watch a highlight when I wake up at twelve
thirty am. But I woke up to my phone and
it was Boomer. It was my dad. It said, Oh
my gosh, the Pacers won. Crazy ending, crazy shot. I
click on ESPN. They say, Halli Burton puts a dagger
in the Cav's heart and kills them at the stake.
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I go, I have got to see this murder that
happen up the road in Akron, and I played all
minute of it. While Bays are sitting in bed, probably
wondering what the hell I'm doing, because literally I hate
my life every morning except for this morning. The Calves
are down too.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Oh what what.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Excuse? It was improbable three point shot to win the game.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Oh not only that he had to miss the free
throw on purpose?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Did he miss it on purpose? Yes? Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
And how does he get the rebound? And oh, step
back three right now? I mean that was murder in
the first degree, and the stuff before it. The announcers go, man,
these Calves have had troubled inbounding the ball. Guys, they
learn about that when they play on lunches team in
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second grade.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
What are you talking about? And inbound is the easiest thing.
You got Jokick now wiping sweat on it? Do you
see the end of that game? No, Jokick apparently was
wiping his sweat on it towards the end of the
game and they're about to inbound it. And then also,
Okick's the one that kept the ball from going to
their star shooter and it ended up going to chet
Holmgren chet Mester free throw. Nuggets get that three pointer,
win the game, all because Djokick wiped his sweat and
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then you should have saw him guarding the inbound. It
was unbelievable. So guys, if you're in second grade, learn
the inbound because you'll have a future in the NBA.
I mean, if you watch women's basketball.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
I watched a little bit of women's college tournament in
Cuba because my cousin was in town and he was
into it. They struggle to inbound the ball.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Harry get in here the three point stance.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
It is unbelievable. How many five second violations I watch
And I only saw two games of the women's INCAA tournament,
but they start panicking.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Because it is actually a more difficult play in the
game than most people realize or assume, because at times
you can move, but there's a lot of the time
you can't move. If you're the inbounder, you have a
person jumping up and down, and they can also cut
down the angles. Yes, there's not a lot of play
and all the people you're trying to throw to are guarded.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
My thing, why is it in basketball they only try
to make it difficult in the last minute to inbound
the ball. Why not do this that the entire game correct, right?
Why not sit there and make it difficult for them
to throw it in all freaking game. It drives me insane.
It's like, oh, now we want to pressure the inbound
Now we want to make it difficult. When we're down
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by five with forty five seconds ago, I'm turning this
crap off. It won't happen again. I won't make the
same mistake. I have not seen the end of these
crazy games. I've missed them all because I've given up.
And then Steph Curry gets hurt and they still win.
How what is going on?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Yeah, that's that's a weird one. I haven't really paid
too much attention Tonight's massive because the thunder have got it.
The Thunderer and DePass the Celtics. If you look at
the stats from the last game, you guys aren't gonna
understand this, Jennifer will and it's Holzinger's model. But it
was a three point game. The Celtics lost to the
next by three points. But if you look at the
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official model, which a lot of you got truckers, I
get it. You guys aren't understanding what I'm saying. What
about Chuck Motors, Yeah, they have a lot of trouble
as well, and somebody delayed. So the efficiency model, it
was the Knicks eighty five and the Celtics forty five.
There was a discrepancy of forty points, which is unheard
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of in a three point game, which tells you the
Knicks were playing the most efficient game they could have
possibly played. The Celtics, polar opposite, were playing the most
inefficient game. And it actually was statistically historical, I believe,
like fifteen from sixty eight three point line. So that
shows you the Celtics will never efficiency wise play that
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horrible and in the moment that they played their worst.
They lost by three, even though they're up by twenty.
The efficiency model doesn't factor that in. This game should
be more ten to fifteen. Celtics win Tonight, Thunder and
the Nuggets. I have no idea. They don't got a coach.
He was burnt at the stake.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
I mean he got fired and they keep winning. I
don't understand it. Statistical Sayson nailed it, dude. I couldn't
have summed up the Celtics any better. Listen, you missed
forty five three pointers and you only lost by three.
I don't think there's gonna be a lot of panic
in the Celtics locker room.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Did you hear some of those stats that came out. No,
I didn't care. They said at one point they shot
ten straight three pointers and missed them. I believe twenty
nine of their thirty shots in the third quarter were
three pointers. There was like mind boggling stats that were
coming and they only lost by three. Basketball where they played.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
If you're a Celtics fan, there is nothing to worry
about the Knicks. You think, oh my god, we stole
Game one. We're so good. Stop they're not gonna miss
forty five to three pointers. You're gonna get smoked. You
got no shot to beat in the Celtics. I'm sorry,
good night.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
And the Knicks have no bench. I looked at this
tats there was five players with stats, the other five
no stats. What does that tell you? No bench? And
that means we'll take a break. Do you have any
sad music? Man? Yeah, yeah, I'll do the crime man.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
It was a sad day, padres No for us San
Antonio Spurs fans.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
I was wondering if you were ever going to get
to this. It was a sad day if you're a
fan of basketball. Pourn went out for Pop.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
It was you knew it was coming when he had
the stroke and he hadn't come back, and then just
recently he had a medical episode in a San Antonio restaurant.
The writing was on the wall that Pop was never
going to lead the San Antonio Spurs out of the
locker room again. But man, it's sad to actually hear
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it and see it be told that he is no
longer the coach anymore.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
He's el hefe That was hilarios. Yeah, what did that mean?
Have you never watched Breaking Bad? No?
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Oh, never mind, Then you wouldn't get it okay, And
I loved that all.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
The old players were there. I knew you were gonna
say that, Ray Duncan Janobli the fact that Dejontay Murray
came back to say, well, no, no.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
De Jontay Murray's friends with the new coach, like he's
been friends with him. They've been boys for a long time.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Ray, that Castle boy was there.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
But I'm just saying that if you guys don't appreciate
how Greg Popovich is the best basketball coach to ever
walk this planet, then you ain't watching basketball. And it's
a sad day when he has to step down. And
it was a sad day to see the state he's
in because he had a stroke and it looked rough,
like he looks not good. And I enjoyed watching him
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man that sign line, the way he handled his players,
the way he knew what to do. It's a new era,
and I feel bad for the new coach because it
is tough to follow the greatest of all time. And
Spurs Nation is absolutely gutted or devastated. But we knew
it was coming when he had the stroke early last
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season and he never came back. We knew going into
the offseason at some point they were going to tell
us that our man, our leader, the guy that brought
us all those championships, mister Greg Popovich was never gonna
coach again.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Damn it sucks. Did he coach it all this last year? Yes?
He did. He started the season out, then he had
a stroke. Never knew about the stroke. Wow, where were you?
That was in news and stuff?
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yeah, it was in the news like ESPNS And just
recently in the offseason here maybe January, he had an
episode in a San Antonio restaurant.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
That must have been deep in the San Antonio press.
I never saw they come across my door.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
So his knowledge, hopefully, I mean, he's still gonna be
around the team. He's gonna be president, I don't know.
But the knowledge he's gonna be able to pass on
to these younger guys. Hopefully they still go to his
office and say, hey, Pop, teach me something, give me something,
your wisdom, help me out what do I need to do?
Hopefully that coach, the new coach leans on Popovich and
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his unbelievable basketball IQ. But for San Antonio Spurs fans,
we are absolutely in mourning.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Have a churro man I don't know. I give him
his moment, but I did want to say this. Did
you see Tim Duncan, what's wrong with him? Well, I'm
telling you right now, the tall basketball players, guys. Get
him out of the league for five years. He could
barely walk. Genobi look great, man. The guy looks like
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he's running five triathlonics.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
You're right, hey, Genoba looks like he is in fantastic shape.
Could get out there and play basketball today.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Tim Duncan and Pop looked like two guys in the
old Folks home coming out for a walk in the planetarium. Guys, guys,
these basketball players enjoy them when they're on TV because
the second that in shape is not a part of
their regimen. Those legs start to shut down in a
bad way. Tim Duncan ain't gonna be walking in another year.
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He was slow going and gimpy. Hips. Look like they
may need the procedure my dad had. Those legs are
tightening up. He can't run anymore. If you were to
interview him and ask him, he can't run anymore. Hok
Cogan can't run anymore. Hok Cogan has a guy that
he now puts his hand on. Another guy, Dan Marino said,
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can't run. Mike Jackson AJ hawks said, can't run. Wish
I could run. I have to go on the StairMaster.
He said, that'd be awesome to be able to still run.
Dan Roofsky, those are all just random people. Dan Rolofsky
said he can still run, and AJ Hawk said, I
am jealous. You can still run, but none of these
guys can still run. Guys, So if you're out running
right now, if you have the ability to run, go run,
cause your legs are gonna shut down. And Tim Duncan's
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shut down.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Wow, he had bad knees at the end of his career,
so I think it's a bad knee thing. I think
it's his knees. I think he's so big. He put
a lot of wear and tear on those knees. And
it was weird to watch him walk like he was
like whoa, Like, dude.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
How long goes he in the league? He was playing
when I lived with you, right, Oh yeah, he was, yeah,
because he was, well, look at me, I can still walk?
Are you a mere the exact same we were ten
years ago. Tim Dunky can't even walk and we watched
the game in your house.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Yeah, and I mean, the greatest coaching job ever done
was when the Spurs lost to the Miami Heat in
gut wrenching fashion when Ray Allen hit that corner three,
came back for Game seven, Miami blew us out of
the water.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
I was asleep when Ray Allen hit that three, shocking Ray,
I was so mad. I threw this shit through the house. No,
I didn't throw anything. I didn't throw anything.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
I just know that most teams would have crumbled, absolutely
crumbled like a cookie.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
They did.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
You guys lost, No, I'm talking going forward. Their psyche
would have been just absolutely miserable. But Greg Popovich, the
greatest to ever man the sideline of a basketball team,
walked around at the team dinner that night with bottles
of wines like we gotta get over it, we gotta
get over it. And that next year, you have never
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seen a team more motivated. They absolutely blitzed the NBA.
The next year they destroyed the NBA on the way
to grab that title. That was rightfully theirs. Greg Papvich,
you will be missed. You are the greatest to ever
do it. I don't know how you did it. You
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kept Jenobili, Parker and Duncan together in San Antonio. You
were able to get free agent to come to San Antonio,
Texas and play basketball. What you did is unbelievable. I
understand Phil Jackson's great, but he had the greatest player
of all time. Thank you, Greg, Thank you mister Popovich.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
It's been a pleasure. Man. Man, we'll be back on
WFA in San Antonio Sports Talk, Churros two for one,
go get him pop Let's pour one out at the Riverwalk.
Actually don't, it's probably gonna get all gutted up san
Antonio Radio. We'll be back. Can I have a moment?
Go ahead?
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Man?
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Yeah? Yeah? Joe listening? Man? Oh yeah, not Joe. We
don't care about Joe, right, uh Joe? What Joe has
paid me to say this? Joe from Sarasota. Yeah, to
his wife.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Amber, the hotti, the hotty with a body that he
has no business being with.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
The trophy wife's b day is here. If you got
could do a video, let her know she's getting old
but still hot. Her present is she's gonna be with
us at CC five. Are we having that?
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Yeah, we're gonna have coaches gonna mention five. Okay, but
I don't know if she can be with us because
we're both married.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
That's what he's talking about. I mean, Joe, Joe.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
I'm sorry, but like I'm married, Ray's married, and your
trophy wife is married. So I don't think she can
be be with us at coaches you mention five, she
can hang out with us. We can tell her happy
birthday right now. Happy birthday to you, Amber, Happy birthday.
Thank you for being a part of sore Loser's nation.
I don't know how you put up with your husband,
(44:41):
but you do, and you sometimes do it with a smile.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Sometimes you look.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Annoyed because he's ridiculous. But happy birthday, Amber. He loves
you very much, and you definitely look a lot younger
than he does.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Amber, HPD. The first convention that you guys came at,
I believe it was CC three. I had no idea.
I thought you were his daughter, and that was when
I was try to do kick so I was a
little distracted and stuff like that. Then the next convention,
realize you guys are married. Great couple. Had so much
fun with you guys. There was that issue with the
ax throwing. When you were able to find Amber was
able to finally stick it on the bullseye. Yeah, and
(45:13):
I believe she did a middle finger bird. Yes, she did.
I believe that was the roughest part of their marriage.
It's been all great roses since then.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Yeah, because I remember him saying, oh, you don't want
her on your team. She won't be able to throw
the axe. And it turns out I was the one
that couldn't throw the acts. I was the one that
couldn't figure out how to stick it in the damn board.
Amber did just fine. And when she did make that bullseye,
she did give bird. She may have gone double bird,
and Joe was like, ooh, yeah, I may have made
her a little bit bad. But Happy birthday, Amber.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Amber, Happy birthday. Guys are great in Sarasota. I have
no idea what part of Sarasota's probably a beautiful community gated.
I'm assuming you guys are. Please come back to the
next convention. Love hanging out with you. Guys.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
I don't know if they work, because they're always at
event like are you looking, and it's like, oh, they're
at a spring training game drinking beers at two o'clock
in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
This was not a paid birthday message.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Yeah, Hey, we got an email. Hey coaches, Yeah, hey coachers.
I hope you aren't sick of me, but you asked
so I will share my thoughts. I actually really like
the banter before you do the intros. If someone is
just tuning in, they should get an idea what the
pod is all about. If they can't handle a story
or two before the introductions, they can go listen to
(46:24):
the Big Show. I will say, I've listened to The
Big Show for ten plus years, but over the last
four to five years, you guys quickly became my favorite.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Have a good weekend. McKenzie in Ohio, McKenzie, Thanky, McKenzie,
Sorry about that game, mckens. Which game, Ohio? They've got
to be a Cavs fan, right then? Akrons in Ohio?
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Hey, Akron cannot play in a bowl game next year.
The Akron Zips are ineligible for a football bowl game
because their academic progress is so bad. They've been eliminated
from bowl contention. Season hadn't even started.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Something to do with shador I don't think that's anything
to do with She is gonna be number twelve like
the goat.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Dude, Oh my god, and did you see that? Some
Colorado fan is suing the NFL for one hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
People are so damn stupid. People are suing each other.
You got that one kid did a vulgar bar sign
at barstool. He's he's suing Dave Portnoy. Dave Portnoy saying defamation.
Uh bro, you did the sign, Like, what the hell
were you doing? You dumb ass? The girls that put
the sign put the letters on it fired they would
at barstool in Nashville, the women would have never done that,
(47:32):
or men.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
What a bunch of dumb ass. I mean, how stupid
are you? How dumb are the waitresses?
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Barstool is top three though in Nashville. I don't know
about where they were in Poughkeepsie. I mean the waitresses
absolutely stupid, very stupid. But at the same time, no stupid.
Maybe we're getting paid to do it. No stupid. Maybe
one of them just did the top thing and didn't
know everything that was going to be put on it.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
I'm not I'm not buying it, but all right, Happy Wednesday, dude.
I was gonna try to play golf today.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
What if somebody did that to us and it said, uh.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
The sore losers that's okayde I want to play golf today,
but it is drizzling. I don't know if it's gonna stop.
It's spinning. It's so annoying. I actually have time to
play golf today, and I don't know if it's gonna
work out.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
You see Justin he posted a picture at the wedding
on personal Instagram. Maybe you don't follow him, but he
was doing a perfect swing and I'm imagining that the
wedding was on a golf course and he just got
a golf club because he's in his whole suit hilarious,
and so he's taking a swing and he exactly like, oh,
just got in a quick hole before the wedding. And
then the comments, I'm like, dude, did that suit stay
(48:41):
clean when you went and got your ball from the woods.
And then Angelina's jumped in and commented it was the
most faked photo of all time. In no way Justin's
swinging in a suit. Dude. We've seen that swing and
it ain't that nice. Just because you got a suit
on your swing still looks like crap man. Those courses
in Michigan or Green I bet Country Club needs to
(49:03):
step it up or Country croc. What's called country corner.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
Country corner, I don't know what the country hill, country hills.
That's it, all right, you guys have a great Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
We're out of here. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
I may stay up for the games tonight. I'm I
feel so bad. I haven't watched enough basketball playoffs, but.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
I'll be up all night. They're gonna be epic games.
These are must wins for the Celtics and for the
Thunder and that's the that's the finals. We all want,
Hey and look out, cowboys are coming, but we don't
want the cabs with Herd or Dow or whatever. The
guy his name is, you got Horny or I think
his name's Garland, her Hunter. You got Hunter Garland and mobile.
Hunter's good though. I think we want to put Pacers
(49:43):
to progress there and I think we want it to
be Thunder and Celtics. That's the finals. We all know.
I would love Nugget Celtics. I love Yo.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
I would like Warriors out of nowhere. When they traded
for Jimmy Butler, I was like, Oh, what difference does
that make?
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Well, that made a big difference. Jimmy Butler just scored.
That's why they call him playoff p or No, that's
Paul George. What are they called Butler, playoff Jimmy or something.
I don't know. He's dude, he's playoff Jimmy. It's some quote.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
No, he said, Jimmy me off. I don't know what
they call him, but dang whatever they did. Hey, that
Jimmy Butler trade my bad worth it so smart.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
What do I know?
Speaker 2 (50:22):
I don't know crap about basketball. My apologies, all right, yeah,
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