May 12, 2025 • 48 mins
In this episode Lunchbox talks about his weekend of being kicked out of three different places at three different times. Lunchbox and the San Diego Padres got a little taste of Little League politics this weekend and the importance of letting the dirt breathe. Plus Lunchbox gets asked to move along and someone yells at the kids for getting on the Gator. Also Ray had a stressful moment at the golf course when Justin did something that Ray thought was going to land them in jail.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yep, Happy Monday. Man, So I got a message on Facebook.
Apparently I can no longer say shee why it is
too loud and annoying.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh you're supposed to turn your mic down because you're
the audio guy. When that does happen, Yeah, well then
it wasn't on the mic.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Was it in your background? Though?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I don't know how well it came through, but man, hey,
happy Monday. I saw your golf game this weekend. Maybe
we'll talk about it, but I have so much to
talk about.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And our thoughts and prayers with Callaway Golf.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Uh yeah, Callaway Golf. Still thinking about you, my man.
I know, big week ahead.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
And I love the roast that you are getting on Facebook.
People are giving you the business and it's hilarious. Teas
and peas, teas and peas.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
What does that mean thoughts and prayers? Oh ah? I
thought you were.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Saying tease and please, like like tease him and please him.
I was very confused. All right, yeah, hey we got
to play. Wait no, the PGA Championship this week.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Saw that on ESPN.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, this coming up.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I haven't watched golf though, is it any good?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I didn't watch it.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I don't even who won. See that's the thing. I'm
not adding that to the podcast anymore because I don't
watch it.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I'll watch this coming weekend. I will too, Yeah, because
it's a major.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
So that's what it is. We're just gonna watch the major.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
That's usually what I do, is the majors. Unless I
happen to catch it and it's like a you know,
three people tied for the lead with three holes to go,
or some guy that's been playing for ten years and
never won before and he's in the hunt the last day,
I may tune it in. But if it's just a
bunch of random people and it's like a three shot lead,
not tune it in.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Like when you got all emotional because you said the
guy had never won. His wife was there?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
That dude in Mexico.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
He hit it into the tree and the ghost of
the tree put it back in the fairway. The tree
did put it back in the that's called us every
third day at the Munis. That's a good point. It's
a good point. I have no argument on that. And
did I have we done the podcast or where I
said I refell in love with the game of golf.
I probably did that. On Fridays, right.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, you did. You talked about how you played solo,
didn't invite me, and you played in like two hours
and you just figured it out.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
And that's really so I don't I don't want to.
I see. I tried to tell Justin about it this weekend,
and I don't think he appreciates it. And I didn't
even really try to give him the advice of how
I now bagpipe it. So I sit down a lot
lower when I golf, and then I explode, explode through
the pelvis. But do I want to give my gift
to people? So I heard you and Eddie off Mike saying, oh,
(02:35):
here's your golf recently, and then by EA's oh yeah,
I was golf in eighteen, and then you're like, I
was playing. I have this gift now of how beautifully
I hit the ball. I didn't even want to tell
you guys about it because I didn't want to share
my flower with you.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
No, you did tell us about it. You told us
about it on the pot on Friday.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You because I trust you.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
And you talked about how you may give lessons and
it's going to be raised, uh swing school something like that.
I don't Sisons Swing School is what we were gonna
name it. I understand that. I just saw that he
was playing on Friday because I got a notification on
eighteen birdies and it only showed up that he played
nine holes. I was like, oh, wow, dude, you're only
playing nine now. He goes, no, I played eighteen. Did
(03:14):
it only register? And he said, I said, oh, yeah,
register early nine. He goes, oh, that was it?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
And how dumb are you guys to go on an
app where it records every time you play golf so
all your employers and coworkers and anybody can see that
you're playing golf.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Right, Really, because you want to keep your handicap. You
want to know if you're improving, getting worse, getting better,
what you need to work on. That's why you do it.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
But is it true that there's an executive that is
also on that app and we get to see every
weekday that he goes and plays golf.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh yeah, that's every weekday.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
So is that smart?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Because he told me last week, you know, golf, you're
supposed to kind of do secretive oh oh busy Thursday,
actually golf nine.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
But the exec just puts it out there that he
golfs three times a week. I don't know if i'd
want that to be public.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
No, he does golf quite a bit. Because I saw
him last week. I think it was on Monday, and
he's like, hey, dude, when are we gonna go and
go play? You can come up to you know, my
neck of the woods. And I was like, okay, So Thursday,
I texted him on like Tuesdays, said, hey, man, I
could play Thursday, goes, I already got a round on
the books. How about Friday? So that tells me he's
already booked in advance, Like, let me go. Let me
(04:20):
see if I can go to the app and I
can check him out and I will see if I
can tell how many rounds he played last week.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
And also he makes such a big deal about it.
Is it an expensive course? It is? It is? It's
not cheap okay, because he every time he goes, Oh,
but I'm not bones. I can't afford to pay for
you guys. You guys are gonna have to pay for
your own Like, what are we talking about here? He
actually it's a one hundred dollars course. Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I don't know how much. You know, it's not one
hundred dollars. Course, but it's a little more than the
MUNI And if I could find him, that would be great.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I don't know where he is when I play on Thursday. Yeah,
I get a little bit of a kickback just being
part of the podcast and all it was fifteen dollars.
Excuse me, Yeah, Dorothy hooks me up every time.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You didn't tell me that, right, But she knows me well,
you said, because of the podcast, So that means she
would know me also, right.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And so the people I've shared my flower with about
how my game has changed, Baser, she kind of stomped
on it. She laughed at me, justin I told him
about sharing my flower with him, and then I beat
his ass on my patio and so he realized that
the flower was actually blossoming. So I don't know if
I want to share my flower with Eddie. I don't
know if I want to share my flower with Bones.
I don't know if I want to tell the exec
(05:38):
about my flower. Right now, I have one of the
most special flowers, and it is it is right now
my understanding of the game of golf, and I've started
to share it with you a little bit. And I
got to say, you're kind of taking a couple of
the pedals off.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
So, my flower, why did I take your petals off?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I just wanted to grow and blossom to a point
where six months down the road, you guys are like, dude,
I walked in at the break room and I hear
people whispering. Have you heard about Ray? He's unbelievable at
golf because I really do think I've tapped in to
how to play the game of golf.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Interesting and the exact. He does not log every round.
He's smart. He's smart, doesn't log every round. Figured it out.
That's how it gets away with it.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Ray, You're gonna log every time you go to the titter.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
We got it. We gotta start the show man, because
I got I gotta get some stuff off my chest.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Hey make an app that shows every time you go
to the strip club. Oh what's your handicap?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I mean, how many dollars did you spend? Would you
admit and log all your hours at a golf course,
at a whorehouse? You know, that's the stuff you don't
want people seeing. It's a great point. It's really smart.
It's really stupid. Hey, man, I made an app you
log out all the hours you're in the bathroom and
then other people can see it. All right too, Hey man,
(06:56):
you log how of many bedroom hours you have every week?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
What? Two minutes?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I mean there's just stuff that there shouldn't be an
app for, and it's Hey, I'm gonna go golf for
four hours and have no responsibilities during the middle of
the day when other people are working their asses off.
That's something I don't want logged. Hey, you're right, you
are kind of right. I got I cannot argue ludge.
(07:23):
I got on that app that shows you how many
hours you've been on smut sites.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Wow, ten hours last week?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Hey man, I have that app where it logs on
your Netflix hours you watched ten hours a day?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Dude, impression.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I mean, imagine if the employers your employeer got a
notification for how many minutes a day from eight to
five you spend on Instagram or TikTok. Hey, Sally, can
you come into my office real quick?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I see you were on TikTok for two hours and
forty two minutes. Well done.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I see you're on Instagram for sixteen hours. Well, if
you're here supposedly working for twelve hours I don't even
know how that's physically possible. In five hours. That means
every day when you went home, you must have logged
four hours of Instagram, which is physically impossible. So that
means you were on Instagram. You were golfing while you
were supposed to be working.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Okay, you're right, Why would you log it? Why do
you log it? But it's something can't help, can't help,
But I want to track my score. That's all I
can say.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Guys, we are gonna do it live. Arnold will be
back on Wednesday. Woo oh the one, two, three sore losers?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Y'all. It sis in' from the North Alpha male. I
live on the north side of Nashville with Baser two
point two acres, two point two kids at a clinic
in Vanderbilt. Justin checks on him when he goes to
electrophysiology every day. And then also we are we're in
the country. If I didn't say that, lunch over to you,
but before I finish teas and peas, to Taylor Callaway.
Every time you hit a Callaway ball post it, think
(09:07):
about Callaway and how he's fighting right now. We did
it on the patio on Saturday. It was me, Baser
and Justin. We did a threesome. It was a three
swing at the same time. It was me, Justin, Justin
nestled up right behind me, Baser behind Justin, and we
had a beautiful swing of that ball. It went exactly
where we wanted it to go, and in that moment
we all thought, Oh, I thought about a couple things,
(09:29):
but one of the major things was Callaway and how
we're thinking about it. Man, he's a good kid. He's
a neat kid.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
The San Diego Padres Man. We had a makeup game
on Friday, Machado Tattoos because listen, we've had so much
rain here in this wonderful city that we've had like
three or four baseball games rained out. So the team
we were supposed to play on one of our rainouts,
they practice every Friday at four pm on the big field.
(09:58):
Well here's the thing, I don't know who you can
get in to practice at four pm. That just seems
like a weird time because people have jobs. But They
were like, would you like to make up the game
four o'clock Friday, same as our practice time. We already
have the field. We can just do the game instead
of having practice. What And we were like, genius, we
will be there at four o'clock for the game.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
So you just said, who can make that?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Well, I mean, I was saying, I don't know how
you do that every week.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I obviously can't. I'm home at Nooney.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
That's true, I can make it. But most people with
normal jobs, I don't know how they would do that.
But it's a weird practice time. But we said we
sent it to our team. They said we can do it.
And I texted the team. I said, hey, how about
we have a pizza party afterwards, just for fun. We'll
order a bunch of pizzas, let the kids run around,
and we can have some bruce kies right there at
(10:48):
the field. And parents were loving it. That one parent, Oh,
we got the cooler. We'll bring the cooler. Don't worry
about bringing drinks. We got the drinks. We'll Ben moo
you for pizza. Ben, you know there's a kind of pizza.
We we're in for five, We're in for four. It's
gonna be great. Now, what are you gonna do? Melow mushroom. No,
mel mushrooms out of business. It's not here anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
There's one on Broadway. There is. Yeah, I went there,
hammered multiple times.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Didn't know that anyway. So we show up at four,
We show up at three forty five.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I want to go there right now after this pot.
I'm that hungry.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Just let me tell you what happened. We show up
at three forty five. The other team, A couple of
their players are there. It's baby Box one, baby Box
two in their uniforms. And we get out there and
I'm all right, boys warm up, run the bases. And
they start running the bases, and some guy is out
there raking, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Get off the dirt,
Get off the dirt.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
And I'm like what.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
And then more kids show up and they start getting
on there.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Get off the dirt. You guys have to stay off
the dirt.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
And I'm like, huh. So then he's raking between you know,
short or a second and third and I walk out
there and the other coach walks out there, and we're like,
what's going on?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Man? He goes.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
You guys can't be on the field. Like, I don't
understand why. He goes, we have two majors games tonight.
We have to have this dirt ready for the majors.
I'm like, well, what do you mean. He goes, yeah,
the nine and ten year olds. They have games on
this field at five point thirty and at eight o'clock.
(12:29):
I said, okay, well we have a game at four.
He goes, no, no, no, no, I was not aware
there was a game on this field at four o'clock.
He goes, this dirt it's not ready for a game
at four o'clock. I said, man, it's coach pitch. They
weigh about forty five pounds to fifty pounds each. I
(12:49):
think the dirt is gonna be okay.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Good point, using physics.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
He says, no, no, no, that was not on my schedule.
No one says anything about a game at four o'clock.
And the other coach goes, well, well, we practice every
Friday at four on this field, So what difference is
it if it's on your schedule or not, and he goes, no, no,
this dirt has to be ready for the majors.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
This is dirt cheap Cody j I said.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
What difference is it If it's a major's game, a
coach pitch game, a t ball game, it's the same dirt.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
And now you've fin to argue about dirt.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
And I said, so the major's kids, they they paid
more money. Or did we pay the same amount of
money for this league? He said, oh, you paid the
same amount of money. But this is a makeup games.
I said, well, this is a makeup game. Also, he goes,
the reason you can't be on the dirt is it
it needs time to breathe.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Coach, at any point during this argument, did you grab
some dirt? This is what we're arguing about.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I said, it needs time to breathe.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I love this guy.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Please explain to me by what you mean it needs
to breathe.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
You talking Pocahontas type. You can't get in the trees
and stuff the earth sing and the blue horn moon,
he says, And.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
What I ever let the earth cry in the blue
horn mood?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
It's some people that worship the earth.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I have no idea what you're talking about. Okay, I
have no idea what you're talking about. Maybe your joke
is funny to somebody that listened to this podcast Three
Huggers will love it. But I had no idea what
you were talking about. I was like, I was trying
to think of it, Jason al Dean song, I had
no idea. So anyway, I'm like, and then all of
a sudden, here comes this lady out of nowhere. Hot No,
(14:37):
not not, no idea who this lady is. And she
comes up and she goes, yeah, you guys can go
to Overland.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
I'm like, why.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
She goes, yeah, there's a field over to Overland, the park,
you know, down the street. You can go over there
and play. There's no one practicing there right now. And
I said, it's gonna be kind of hard with our
team already here and their team already here. For Russell
to pack up go over to Overland. Switch locations seems
a bit extreme. She goes, you can do that, or
you can play an outfield grass.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I'll field grass an option.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
No, No, it's an option. I understand it's an option,
but why is it an option when we are here
to play baseball? Because it has to breathe, it has
to breathe. And I said, so, what time is the
Major's game? And he goes five thirty. I said, Waters
is only four to four forty five. You'll have forty
five minutes to let it breathe. After that, he goes,
it can't be messed up for majors like these nine
(15:31):
and ten year olds. Are we worried it's gonna take
a bad hop and it's gonna be a whole disaster,
And oh my gosh, the standings of the majors. I said,
I didn't understand we were playing Major League Baseball here
at the park. Did you hit him with that?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
And he goes no, no, no, majors like nine and ten.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Year olds, Who are you talking about Otani Judge?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I said, are you worried about Aaron Judge turning an
ankle round in first? He goes, no, it's not Aaron Judge.
I said, so, then, what is the problem with our
kids play on the dirt that we paid for?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
It's little Aaron?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
And he goes, there's some throwaway bases in the shed
right there. You can just throw them down the outfield
grass and play out there.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
That works.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I understand it works, but who does this guy like?
I was so furious, so furious, So did.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
The dirt breathe or did you play on the dirt.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
And so I was just like and the other coach
looks at me and goes and I said, who can
we talk to? He goes, well, the guy Raken goes, well,
I'm on the board. I said, yeah, but why are
we not being allowed to use the field. And he goes, like,
I told you before, this dirt it's important that it breathes.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Well, somebody get into a ventilator because it needs to breathe.
Somebody get this dirt and defibrillator. When you know what,
when we're done, I'll get on the ground and give
it to mouth to mouth. How's that for breathing.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
So then another coach just looks at me and goes, man,
it's not worth it. We'll just play in the outfield grass.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I said, okay, So we go and we get the
bases and all the parents are like, what are you
guys doing right? Oh, they don't want us.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
On the dirt.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
And one mom on my team said, what do you
mean they don't want us on the dirt?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
I paid my money.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
She goes, I think I paid for this league when
I signed up. Didn't say anything about the dirt being
more important for majors and not a coach pitch. She
goes that guy said that she marched right over him.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Was this before the beer and pizza, before.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
The beer and pizza, before the beer and pizza race.
She was fully loubed, and she talks to him, talks
to him, got nowhere. But then I told the parents.
I was like, hey, we're gonna head out to outfield
grass if you guys could do me a huge favorite pizza. No, no,
the pizza is not there yet. It's not gonna be there.
Tide to the game, I said, please, we're not allowed
to walk on the dirt, so I need every one
of you to walk through the dirt on your way
(17:48):
to the outfield. Everybody walked through the dirt. And tell
me what difference it makes if you walk on that dirt.
If you see a huge difference in the field. And
everybody walked across the dirt, and the guy's just sitting
there on his rake like shaking his head, shaking his head,
so pissed, so pissed. And we start and then another
dad comes he goes, he was late. The dad was
late and comes up. He goes, why are you guys
playing out here? I said, guy said, the dirt needs
(18:10):
to breathe. He goes that guy over there, and I
see him march right over that dude.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I love confrontational America, right over to him. They don't
do this in Paris.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
And he starts talking to him, jabbing, jabbing, jab and
jabb And then I look up and that dad grabs
a rake and he's helping the dude.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
How did that argument? And I'm like, that was weird.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
So he played on the outfield grass and let me
tell you the padres. They played great baby box two,
smallest kid on the field, youngest kid on our team
just turned five before the start of the season. I
may have been reaching by pushing it put him in
coach pitch this year, but he smacked it right over
the first base in his head to the outfield Homer,
well not homer, but he hit it over. And then
he hit out rope line drive through between short and
(18:54):
third to the left field. Two great hits.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Kid would have been proud, he was. It was beautiful
as a seeing eye, single kid.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
And then afterwards we walked back and guess what all
the kids do. As we're walking back to the dugout through
the dirt, start running the bases and this dude is
about to lose his mind. He's still there, he's still raking, man,
it's gotta breathe.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
And he's like, get off the dirt.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I said it before, Get.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Off the dirt.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
The kids don't know any difference, huh, They're just having fun.
And guess what, when they ran on the dirt, I
couldn't tell the difference between him raking the dirt them
running on the dirt. I could tell no difference. And
when the next game the other team starts showing up,
not one of them. Now, I didn't hear one kid say, Wow,
I'm so glad that dirt got to breathe. It looks
so amazing. You know what they did. They started running
(19:45):
on the dirt too. They went out in the outfield
start throwing the ball. Then they took infield practice, and
guess what, the dirt was the damn same. I mean,
it was like we ran into the biggest er. I
mean it was like the biggest jerk of the little league.
We got our first taste of our kids are more
important than your kids in Little Deek. Yes, it was
(20:05):
the first experience. And we sat over in some picnic
tables because it's also a public park. There's like, you know,
local beauty and everything there.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Got home was Bob and cousin Bill.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, and there's a truck, there's walking path, there's everything.
So we're on a couple of picnic tables. The pizzas come.
We got the boombox there. The one parent brings a speaker,
big speaker.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
He's a rocker.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah, he's a rocker, playing playing music. And everybody's just
the kids are running around in the woods. It was
an amazing night. When did the party end? It ended
about seven fifteen, seven thirty, So we're there for about
two hours after the game, a little over two hours
after the game, just hanging out chatting. But we thought
we were done with the jerks for the night. Nah,
(20:50):
we ran into another jerk and I'll tell you right
about it right after this. I'm telling you, Ray, I
don't know what people's problem were this weekend. I had
run in after run in after run in.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Jordan Davis, Cody Johnson. What do they have in common?
They both have songs about dirt. They're singing about the
things john party, dirt on my boots. They're singing about
the damn thing that you've been arguing.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
About Jason now Dean dirt road anthem, you missed a couple,
you missed big ones, dude. Anyway, So then the kids
are running around, running around. Then there's the batting cage
right there, right, and what do the kids want to do?
They want to play some baseball. So they go in
the batting cage and they're throwing baseballs to each other
and hitting and none of them can pitch worth a crap,
you know. They're throwing over their heads and they're oh, yeah,
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they're just dicking around, right, dicking around. There's like four
of them in there. They're taking turns. They're you know,
just having fun being kids, being six year olds, being
five year olds. Some of the little brothers are in there,
the three year olds are in there. They're just goofing off.
And I understand there's.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Them all four acting your age. How are you, sir?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I'm all for having fun and enjoying yourself.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Are the parents partying or are they chilling with you?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Everybody's chilling at the picnic tables just talking carry oh,
you know, getting to know each other and talking about life,
you know, laughing about things. And then there's another game
after the game that's going on, So the eight o'clock game,
so it's like six forty five when the other team
starts showing up and they want to use the batting cage.
Totally fine. I am totally fine with you wanting to
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use the batting cage. But it's one dad and his kid,
and they don't go in the batting cage and be
respectful to the kids.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
They don't. They don't.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
They're not nice to them. They're not like, oh, excuse me,
Now that you guys have done it, can we have
our turn to practice? He walks The dad walks in there,
sees the little kids and goes, hey, guys, you need
to get out. It's time for real practice. He goes,
you guys are just screwing around. We need to really hit.
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And I'm like, why would you talk to this that way?
Why would you go in there like an absolute ass
and say that to these five, six and three year
old seven year olds. I don't know what all age
grangers were in there, but there was no need to
go in that aggressive. And I said, hey, man, don't
you think you should have said something like, hey, guys,
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now that you're done using it, do you think we
could have our turn. And he goes, well, they're just
screwing around and we would need to hit. We got
a game coming up.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
You confronted him.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, I'm standing right there by the batting cage, man,
and I said, oh, do you have a major's game?
He goes, yeah, we actually do.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Dude, you're getting so comfortational.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I just could not believe he would talk like that
to the little kid. Yeah, and why say that it's
time for real practice. You guys are just screwing around.
Get out.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah, was your wife there?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
She was there, but she didn't hear that part. But
another dad didn't. He was like, wow, man, sorry, your
son's practice is so important.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
It's kid, there's gonna be a fight, dude.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
And we're you know, we just laugh about it, laugh
about it, and I think, okay, that's it. We're gonna
have no more jerking counters tonight.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
There's more.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Oh, there's more, ray, there's more, because everybody's wrapping up,
all right, you know, we gotta go, We gotta go. Hey,
good to see you. This was fun, guys. Good to
see you. Good to see it, And we.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
See you next time. Sarah. I see those workouts have
been paying off.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
No, no, no, that's not what happened.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
We're like, oh, we got a game tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
We'll see tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
See tomorrow, Sarah, you hit this walking trail while we
were playing that game. You look great, look like you
lost a couple of pounds.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Right now, we have a three o'clock game the next day,
so we're starting to see tomorrow. Three. See the bar three,
see the bar three, all right, and then we get
a text from some neighborhood friends, Hey, anybody going to
the porch party.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
If you got a part of the house. They're all
a party.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
And I said, porch party. What the hell's a porch party?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
It has been on a four hour bender after the
last game ending, and no one texts back about the
porch party.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
And then my wife walks up and goes hey. She goes, hey,
do you want to go to this porch party? I'm like,
I replied to the group, and she goes, yeah. They
didn't respond because they'd been talking about they thought you
were being funny. And it's a couple of people that
just sit on their front porch, they play music, and
they invite the whole neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
You're not allowed in the house.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
So I'm like, uh yeah, let's go. I mean, is
great about to pull up, about to pull up? And
so we tell the kids, how you guys want to
go to another party?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, yeah, let's get a party. Let's come up, parties.
Kids gotta go to bed. It made.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
It's only seven thirty at this time. Remember the game
was laughing The game was at four o'clock. Man, we
we got a whole night ahead of.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
You guys been playing baseball and partying for five hours.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Basically, we had a confrontation, two confrontations already. Might as
well make it a third, ray, might as well make
it a third. So we're gonna go to that porch party.
So we load up the car, we drive over the
porch party. We park about a block and a half away.
We unload the kids. We walked down the street and
we're there and listening to some music, and Baby Box
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runs into two kids from his class, three kids from
his class, and they're all running around. My three boys
are absolutely wrestling in this front yard, just like UFC,
taking each other down. Other kids are jumping in. Everybody's
going crazy. There's kids, I mean, there's probably fifty kids
running around back and forth through the streets, kicking soccer.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Balls, WrestleMania Vegas. Baby addition, and.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
We're sitting there with the wife and I are talking
to one of the moms. She walks away, and then
one of baby Box's classmates, dad comes walking over.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
He's been drinking.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I don't know if he'd been drinking, but he was
there the night, he was there, he was there and
joining the night. I don't want to say if he
was drinking or not, because I don't know. And we
start talking and we're talking and listening to music, having
a good old time, and we've been talking for about
five six, seven, eight minutes. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I wasn't keeping a clock. I wasn't timing it.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
When all of a sudden, this guy sitting, you know,
a few feet in front of us, has flowers on
his lap, stands up, turns around. I'm thinking he's gonna say, hey,
how's it going, guys? He goes, excuse me, Can you
take that conversation over there across the street.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
At the awkward moments keep coming, or.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Get on the telephone and call each other because I'm
trying to enjoy the music.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
So you rub some people the wrong way man.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
And we all look at each other and we think,
is this dude joking?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Wait? What music?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
They're just playing from a boombox? They play they got
the guitar. There was a band out there. It was
just a man and a woman got it. And some
people were going up like they were switching out. Another
guy would go up there and see. So it was
just like a people playing music. Yeah, it wasn't like
we were at the Rolling Stones or the Beatles or
Chris Staple. It's not like we paid fifty dollars to
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get in the door. It's literally in the middle of
someone's yard. We're sitting in the street.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Basically Thompson Square up there.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Basically, and we are talking to our neighbors. There's fifty
kids running around screaming and making noise, and people are talking.
And this dude acts like he is at the best
concert of his life and we're not supposed to talk.
He thinks this is the damn movie theater where it's
a neighborhood get together where you're trying to chat and
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get to know your damn neighbors.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
What were the flowers potted plants or they were in
his shorts.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
No, he had a bouquet of flowers. So they had
a flower stand that you could buy flowers for Mother's Day.
Realize that I thought he just brought him with him.
I found this out later that they had a flower
stand over here on the left. Anyway, you could take
it over there, he told me. Or get on the
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telephone and call each other. Makes a good point, like, bro,
I did not know it meant this much to you.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Well, what's the phone number to go yourself?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Hey, I got an idea of grandpa, shut your ass
up and sit down. And we all laughed at each
other and we loved the Ejoners, Like okay, So we
moved back a little bit and the dad was talking
to We start continuing the story and he goes, hold on,
hold on, I'm just really thrown off right now. I'm
really thrown off right now.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
He goes, he couldn't even finish his story.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
He goes, I'm so sorry. He goes, was that guy
like that guy's being for real?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Right? He goes.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
We're outside and we're like talking, and he was. He goes,
he was genuinely mad, right, And I was like yeah, yeah,
and he goes, huh, he goes, he really threw me
when he said call him on the telephone, call him
on the telephone, Like, why would we call each other
on the telephone. We're standing right next to each other.
And obviously this guy was kind of grumpy, had a
rough week.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
At work, subtrucker man.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
But he looked a little older, and so maybe he's
just a little more grouchy. He may have been mid
fifties and had younger kids, And I'm like, so he's
probably an older parent, died grouchy, probably yells at his
kids a lot. I don't know. But he was just
so crazy to me that this dude stood up and said, hey,
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take that conversation over there, or call each other on
the telephone, Like, get off my freaking lawn. Man, I've
already had to deal with it at the baseball field tonight,
and now I got you. When I'm just trying to
have a casual conversation with a fellow dad of a
skindergardener talking about what our kids are gonna do for
the summer, how crazy it is it went by so
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fast all that, And what's with the flowers man? Yeah, dude,
and oh, you're such a great husband. You buy your
wife flowers for Mother's Day. Whoa, you're so cool, sit
back down in your small ash chair and leave me alone.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
What's with your Mother's Day flowers? You're gonna go try
and get mother.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
So that was another jerk of the weekend. I mean,
what a Friday night, Ray.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
We're not even into Saturday.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
No, we're not, Ray, And you would think I'm not
gonna I'm not gonna have another run in with a jerk,
am I no chance? Hold on tell you all about
it right after this cry music Saturday morning, Ray, baby
Box three's got a soccer game nine thirty.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
What will it end?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
It's about the end, man, This is the last, last one,
last run in of the weekend.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
And we get to the game a little bit early
and we're walking to the field and there's a gator
sitting there. The tractor like a little you know, got
a little bed in the back, you know, put some
tools and it's like a two seater, remember, and there's
some kids sitting on it. So what are my kids
gonna do. They're gonna climb right on. Shit, they're climbing on.
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They're having fun, they're acting like they're driving. Of course,
whoever left it there left the key in it. Really
smart idea to just leave the gator with the key
in it. So me, being the responsible adult, I am
I removed the key, put it in my pocket. Then
there's no harm, no foul. The kids can do nothing wrong.
And I mean kids are coming from everywhere to climb
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on this gator and act like they're driving. They're getting
in the back. Parents are taking pictures of their kids
on the gateor are having so much fun. This goes
on for ten twelve minutes. A guy comes driving up
in a golf cart security and he goes, oh, that
looks fun. You guys have a great day, keeps on driving.
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Good guy, good guy, no big deal, Like he doesn't
give a crap. And we got the whole soccer team
on there. We're doing team pitcher. Instead of doing a
real team picture, we're doing it on the gator. Screw
doing a team picture over there where they're taking real
team photos, so we're just doing it on the gator.
Then it hits a fan. Man here comes the girl
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that was driving the gator. She walks up, Get off
the gator, Get off the gator.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
What makes you guys.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Think it's a good idea to climb on this thing.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Get off. I'm a parent, I'm a representative.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
I'm like, well, I'll tell you what made me think
it was a good idea. You left it sitting here?
What do you think kids are gonna do? They see
like a kind of like a tractor thing, and they're
gonna climb on it. They love that kind of stuff.
You left it in the middle of a mi like
a minefield. There's kids everywhere. You're the one that left
this year, and you could have come up and like
all right, guys, I need to I've away now, Like sorry,
get off, get off the gator. What makes you think
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it's a good idea to climb on this thing?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Oh? No? And you get the keys in your pocket?
Speaker 2 (34:08):
I got the keys of my pot.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
No.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
And before I can even say I have the keys
of my pocket, she sits down and goes, where's the key.
Where's the key?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Dude? You got to hide them, throw them in the
seat or something. When she's not looking, and she.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Goes, DoD one of the kids have the keys. We
need to find the keys. And I'm like, I got
the keys in my pocket. She goes, let me have them,
Let me have them.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
She gonna do run over a kid, and I'm like, okay,
I hand them to him.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
She's out of there in about three seconds. Watch out, kids,
look out.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
What was the gator for not dragging the field? No stuff?
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yeah, maybe you put the nets in there and then
they drive them to the field they set up the nets.
I really don't know what they were using the gator for.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
But I love though that you're a representative for the
kids because the kids can't explain themselves. So you go.
Kids love to play on this. You know they're gonna
jump on it. You are just you're basically the front
man for the kids. Anytime you're that, you're the pr person.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
I am the pr person. I'm all about like letting
them have fun. Let it like it's experiences. Like there's
a gator there, there's a tractor. If you go to
a construction site, there's always tractors there. I let my
kids climb on them no matter what. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Let them have fun.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
It's a great day to climb on a tractor. And
my kids weren't the only ones on the gator. There
was kids a plenty on the gator. So her acting
like it was just crazy that these kids would climb
on the gator. I mean it was just like, wow,
calm down there, angry and like, oh, easy there, get
off the gator. What makes you think it's a good
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idea to climb on a gator? Hey, angry ann were
you ever a kid one time and you saw a
gator sitting there and of course you want to act
like you're driving it. How cool is it as a
three year old to act like you're driving a gator?
It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
I think most parents, though, would join in with angry
and whereas you are on team kid, what do you do?
The kids are good people, they're nice you. I've never
seen a parent represent kids like you have. Dude, that
is hilarious. And I was just I think my dad
would like double scold us. If angry and yelled at us,
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then my dad would yell at us.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
And some of the other parents were like, wow, someone
pissed in her cheerios, Like wow, man, she could have
I mean, whoa, how dare they climb on this. It's
not like they broke it or anything. It's a freaking tractor.
They weren't doing any harm. But it was like, wow,
we were the worst people in the world. I mean
those were my that was it, That's my weekend. Did
it angry?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
People didn't enter your head though, to keep the keys
and ignition and drive around with it with the kids.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
No, because there was too many kids on there. I
would have. It would have been too much and I
would have been worried about running someone over.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Because that would have been something cool dad did.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Now, if it was just my kids, I might have done,
but there were too many kids everywhere. I mean the
soccer field, there are hundreds of kids, and I was like,
there's no way I can do that if it was
just my kids. It's like yesterday, man, Mother's Day, we
went on a walk. The wife didn't go, but baby
Box two and Baby Box three were riding bikes and
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baby Box one was just walking. He wanted to walk
with me. And we're walking, talking, chatting, and there's a
house being redone and it's down to the frame just
they gutted it and it says no trespassing. You're on
video surveillance. Guess what we did?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Climb? Oh, we went up in that house.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
We went down where they were digging, and we were
throwing rocks in the mud, making big mud splashes.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
We were down there for an hour. You gotta have
a fence otherwise kids are gonna do it. Dude.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
You know what is cooler than a house being built?
A building building built. Kids love to explore. I don't
give a crabit bum on your video surveillance. We're gonna
go down here and we're gonna throw some rocks in
the mud. We're gonna dig in the dirt, we're gonna
climb your sandpile, your rock pile, everything that you got
piled up the trash. We're doing it all.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
But if there was an orange fence, though one of
those makeshift, would you still have gone in there? Probably not, Okay,
So guys, take cake, no, make an orange fence, take
the keys from the gator. It's the stuff you gotta
do on a planet with kids.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
So that was our one highlight of the weekend. That
was our one good news. Like no one yelled at
us because there was no one to yell at us.
Now they may be reviewing the video surveillance today trying
to figure out who we are, where we live, and
they're gonna come and tell us, hey, you were trespassing.
But I'm not worried about it because I had enough
jerks this weekend that I was done with being told
what to do and yelled at by all these freaking people.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
They would try you and the kids.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Oh we go to court, dude, we just pleaded guilty.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
I threw one rock batters box, baby too. I threw
a rock too.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Yeah, I mean the first one, baby box, two through one,
And I mean we didn't always gonna splash someone. He goes,
I watched this, watch this boom. Mud flew everywhere, all
over his face, all over my legs, arms.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
It was hilarious. What are they building a pool in there? No?
Speaker 2 (38:54):
No, it was just been raining so much. Yeah, it's
down at the bottom of the hill, and so the
backyard is got in the.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Bottom of the hill.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yeah, and they're building a garage. And so we were
throwing rocks in the mud. There was part was wet mud,
other parts were dry mud. It was fantastic, man, geez.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
It was a weekend. Man, it was a weekend. Holy crap, man,
that was a lot. Do we gotta to take a break, or.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Do you want to take a break and talk about
you and Justin?
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Or no? Yeah, I mean I don't know what there
is to talk about. I don't know. I thought, maybe
you had one story you want to share, or you
just want to go home. We can share a story.
We'll be right back. Go ahead. Yeah, So so Baser's driving,
so we said, hey, let's go to the local pub
and then let's swing on by the golf course. So
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we go to the pub. It's just me, Justin Beazer
Bayser being a great American driving the boys around. We go,
we go to the pub, We do our thing. Are
we playing We're playing rings, We're playing drinks. There's absolutely
nothing on TV, nothing until the Celtics game at two thirty.
So then we go, why not swing by the golf course.
Let's go up there and get a drink, right, And
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I said, well, hey, I need my golf clubs. Let's
go by the house, get my golf clubs, and then
we can do some chipping because we couldn't get on
the courses are just gridlocked. Right now that it's eighty
degrees out in Nashville, beautiful, So we yeah, I get
an altar, Justin gets a bud heavy and all right,
here we go in Tennessee. You're allowed to drink one
each in the car. And so we pull up to
the golf course, we go out, So what do you
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know about me? And you know my things that I'm
a stickler on. So what do you think I'm going
to find that I'm gonna be really worried about with
me and Justin rolling up to this golf course parking
with my golf clubs, drinking, going up into the clubhouse.
What part of this is am I worried about? Right? Parking? One? No, No,
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golf course is free, so I'll rule that out. Not
worried about parking. But you could have been right if
a golf ball hits the car. But we parked in
a good spot, so the golf blar are't gonna hit it.
Two Justin doesn't have clubs. No, I got two, so
he can use one of mine. Okay, very good so far.
If you don't have any more guests than I'll tell
you no, no, no, no. What am I worried about? What
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if the car's good, not gonna get hit by a ball.
I got us two clubs, so we'll each have our
own clubs. What am I worried about? What are you
worried about? I'm glad you asked, because I'll tell you.
We roll up to the clubhouse and we had the
two beers that he had, the butt heavy I had.
Then clob ultra. Justin rolls into the bar area with
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our beers that we brought from home. Okay, that's what
it was. So what do I do? I split out
the door, go down to the golf course. Lauren text me.
She's like, hey, what are you doing? Me and Justin
are up here with the TVs and everything? You just split?
Where'd you go do? And I go, I have a
beer from home. I didn't buy it here. You can't
just walk into some bar at the clubhouse with outside beer.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Justin rolls in with his butt heavy up to the
bar they don't even.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Sell but heavy, and he's drinking it at the bar. Dude,
I'm at the course. I'm down at the chipping range drinking,
and I'm like, y'all get in trouble on me. So
then Justin comes down there. Another thing that's wrong. He's
not in any like I have a polo on, I
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have my shoes on. He's in birkenstocks. So it's obvious
we're not even gonna be golfing today. Me, it looks
like I could have a tea time in like thirty minutes.
Justin he's got a butd heavy in birkenstocks, so we're
obviously just using them to chip and we're not even
there to golf. And I was like, dude, I don't
think it's against the rules, but I'm pretty sure they
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want if you're gonna use the chipping green, they want
you to be somewhat at.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Least buy a drink. Oh, you brought our own rink.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
We brought our own drinks. But also, is this I'm
imagining that the tour pro inside will probably be like, hey, guys,
if you're not gonna have a tea time in like
twenty thirty minutes, can you like save it for people? Dude,
it's pretty busy. There's people rolling through, maybe scowed off
to the side, you guys doing your little dick around game,
so that guys that have a tea time can practice
on putting it.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Shine for real practice. You guys, get out of the way.
I know you guys are just screwing around, but it's
signed for real practice.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
It all the way around. So yeah, Burke, stay there.
We're there thirty forty five minutes, had a blast, got out,
went back for the Celtics game at the house.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Did Baser Chippinny She didn't.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
She had because they have it where you can just
sit on the patio up there and see the whole
golf course.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
So fantastic. So she was just relaxing.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
But we were in the clear though. Nobody got in
trouble for bringing the outside beer. It could have been
bad though. Good thing I hurried down there and got
down to chipping made it seem like we were actually
playing that day.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
I mean, I knew I should have known that it
was that you had open beers.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
I mean it's like, dude, we come here all the
time and you're in birkenstocks and you have a butt heavy,
like obviously we're not playing today and they're gonna kick
us out. These are with these people don't see us
all the time.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
It's like when we went to an open bar in
Vegas one time after an event. Open bar, so you
don't need to bring your own alcohol, no, And we
had a buddy that decided that he needed to bring
many bottles of Tito's vodka with him and he gets
a drink and then he's sitting somewhere and he's pouring
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the vodka more into his drink and the bouncer comes
and goes, what the hell you doing?
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (44:24):
He goes, it's open bar. Do I need to kick
you out of an open bar for having your own crap?
My buddy's like, my bad, and he goes, you're an idiot.
Don't do it again, like so stupid.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Or the buddy that brings a little mini Bailey's bottle
to when you go to it like a coffee joint,
It's like, dude, just wait until noon to start drinking, Like, really,
you don't need Bailey's in the coffee.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
It's not that big a deal unless it's a bachelor party.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Okay, everybody's doing it. It was so fun. But man, yeah,
sounds like a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Man. Yeah, if you have a buddy that does any
many bottles anything, keep an eye on that gay. Yeah,
you might have a problem.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Yeah, and uh prayers with callaway.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Remember when Johann had the mini bottles on the airplane, Dude.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
During COVID your bachelor party, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
The lady goes, leave them up there or you're kicked
off the plane. Johann goes to open up a twelve
pack of mini bottles on the airplane, and you cannot
bring any alcohol from outside onto the airplane or you
will get kicked on. You can bring on, you can't
drink it. You will be put on a no fly list.
And Johann he's trying to start the bachelor.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Party, and he made it so obvious you can do it.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Just free his bag.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
He has a he was like handing him out over
the overhead and the lady and he then he hides
it and the lady goes, do you have over bottles?
Speaker 1 (45:41):
As he's like no A.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
She goes, you can tell me right now, or we
can remove you from the plane and you're never gonna
get down and you're not gonna get the alcohol back.
I might just give it to her. Just give it
to her. He's like, sits there like he tries to
play possum. He tries to call her bluff. She goes,
this is your last chance. He goes, sorry, you go,
here's the bag and there's like twenty mini bottles of
alcohol and she walks away and he goes, I still
(46:06):
got three who wants it?
Speaker 1 (46:07):
I don't want they to do with it. I don't
want anything to do with it.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
It's not worth the dude, the five dollars drink on
the plane.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Pay for the five dollar drink. It's not that big
a deal. My god, minie bottles, Dude, they're daguely from
his double bag. She can see him from twenty four
rows away that he's about to bring some outside alcohol
on the plane.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Oh man, all right, Happy Monday, guys. Hopefully you're in
a better mood than all the people. I ran into
this weekend and it was maybe it was just the weather.
I don't know, but the weather was nice. It was sunny,
it was seventy five. I don't know why people were
so angry, but it was a rough weekend for me.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
And if you're gonna golf, call ahead. And I couldn't
play Friday or Saturday. The course was bottled up.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
That sucks, man, we're not gonna be playing today. It's raining,
gonna rain tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Who says you can't squeeze one in today? They didn't
rain a lot. Some of those courses dry out quick.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Yeah they do.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Yeah, you're right, but not by me. I don't. I
don't have time today, man. I gotta let this flower
bloom again. Dude, make sure it wasn't a one.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Time ta get out there with you. I need to
see this flower in person, justin saw it. Maybe I'll
make a tea time on Friday for us.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Man. I whipped his at the patio. I whipped his
at the muni and then when you had his berks
in that but.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
You really then you whooped his in the bedroom.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
But I saw him on the course with those berks.
I was like, dude, we're for sure getting kicked out.
Whooped hiss again. Oh man, dude, that was good man.
It was good weekend. Man, Well, it was a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
We were just like we were on fire with everybody
hating us, Like why do people just hate me?
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Like?
Speaker 2 (47:44):
Am I just that bad?
Speaker 1 (47:46):
No? But I mean I can see now the conflict
with kids and parents just trying to do You got
adults doing their jobs, kids trying to be kids. You
trying to represent the kids because the kids can't speak
for themselves.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
But it is there is one common denominator in all.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
This to me and the kids. No, no, but it's me,
Like don't have kids, don't be
Speaker 2 (48:07):
M
Yep, Happy Monday. Man, So I got a message on Facebook.
Apparently I can no longer say shee why it is
too loud and annoying.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh you're supposed to turn your mic down because you're
the audio guy. When that does happen, Yeah, well then
it wasn't on the mic.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Was it in your background? Though?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I don't know how well it came through, but man, hey,
happy Monday. I saw your golf game this weekend. Maybe
we'll talk about it, but I have so much to
talk about.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And our thoughts and prayers with Callaway Golf.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Uh yeah, Callaway Golf. Still thinking about you, my man.
I know, big week ahead.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
And I love the roast that you are getting on Facebook.
People are giving you the business and it's hilarious. Teas
and peas, teas and peas.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
What does that mean thoughts and prayers? Oh ah? I
thought you were.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Saying tease and please, like like tease him and please him.
I was very confused. All right, yeah, hey we got
to play. Wait no, the PGA Championship this week.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Saw that on ESPN.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, this coming up.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I haven't watched golf though, is it any good?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I didn't watch it.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I don't even who won. See that's the thing. I'm
not adding that to the podcast anymore because I don't
watch it.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I'll watch this coming weekend. I will too, Yeah, because
it's a major.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
So that's what it is. We're just gonna watch the major.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
That's usually what I do, is the majors. Unless I
happen to catch it and it's like a you know,
three people tied for the lead with three holes to go,
or some guy that's been playing for ten years and
never won before and he's in the hunt the last day,
I may tune it in. But if it's just a
bunch of random people and it's like a three shot lead,
not tune it in.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Like when you got all emotional because you said the
guy had never won. His wife was there?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
That dude in Mexico.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
He hit it into the tree and the ghost of
the tree put it back in the fairway. The tree
did put it back in the that's called us every
third day at the Munis. That's a good point. It's
a good point. I have no argument on that. And
did I have we done the podcast or where I
said I refell in love with the game of golf.
I probably did that. On Fridays, right.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, you did. You talked about how you played solo,
didn't invite me, and you played in like two hours
and you just figured it out.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
And that's really so I don't I don't want to.
I see. I tried to tell Justin about it this weekend,
and I don't think he appreciates it. And I didn't
even really try to give him the advice of how
I now bagpipe it. So I sit down a lot
lower when I golf, and then I explode, explode through
the pelvis. But do I want to give my gift
to people? So I heard you and Eddie off Mike saying, oh,
(02:35):
here's your golf recently, and then by EA's oh yeah,
I was golf in eighteen, and then you're like, I
was playing. I have this gift now of how beautifully
I hit the ball. I didn't even want to tell
you guys about it because I didn't want to share
my flower with you.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
No, you did tell us about it. You told us
about it on the pot on Friday.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You because I trust you.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
And you talked about how you may give lessons and
it's going to be raised, uh swing school something like that.
I don't Sisons Swing School is what we were gonna
name it. I understand that. I just saw that he
was playing on Friday because I got a notification on
eighteen birdies and it only showed up that he played
nine holes. I was like, oh, wow, dude, you're only
playing nine now. He goes, no, I played eighteen. Did
(03:14):
it only register? And he said, I said, oh, yeah,
register early nine. He goes, oh, that was it?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
And how dumb are you guys to go on an
app where it records every time you play golf so
all your employers and coworkers and anybody can see that
you're playing golf.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Right, Really, because you want to keep your handicap. You
want to know if you're improving, getting worse, getting better,
what you need to work on. That's why you do it.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
But is it true that there's an executive that is
also on that app and we get to see every
weekday that he goes and plays golf.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh yeah, that's every weekday.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
So is that smart?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Because he told me last week, you know, golf, you're
supposed to kind of do secretive oh oh busy Thursday,
actually golf nine.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
But the exec just puts it out there that he
golfs three times a week. I don't know if i'd
want that to be public.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
No, he does golf quite a bit. Because I saw
him last week. I think it was on Monday, and
he's like, hey, dude, when are we gonna go and
go play? You can come up to you know, my
neck of the woods. And I was like, okay, So Thursday,
I texted him on like Tuesdays, said, hey, man, I
could play Thursday, goes, I already got a round on
the books. How about Friday? So that tells me he's
already booked in advance, Like, let me go. Let me
(04:20):
see if I can go to the app and I
can check him out and I will see if I
can tell how many rounds he played last week.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
And also he makes such a big deal about it.
Is it an expensive course? It is? It is? It's
not cheap okay, because he every time he goes, Oh,
but I'm not bones. I can't afford to pay for
you guys. You guys are gonna have to pay for
your own Like, what are we talking about here? He
actually it's a one hundred dollars course. Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I don't know how much. You know, it's not one
hundred dollars. Course, but it's a little more than the
MUNI And if I could find him, that would be great.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I don't know where he is when I play on Thursday. Yeah,
I get a little bit of a kickback just being
part of the podcast and all it was fifteen dollars.
Excuse me, Yeah, Dorothy hooks me up every time.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You didn't tell me that, right, But she knows me well,
you said, because of the podcast, So that means she
would know me also, right.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And so the people I've shared my flower with about
how my game has changed, Baser, she kind of stomped
on it. She laughed at me, justin I told him
about sharing my flower with him, and then I beat
his ass on my patio and so he realized that
the flower was actually blossoming. So I don't know if
I want to share my flower with Eddie. I don't
know if I want to share my flower with Bones.
I don't know if I want to tell the exec
(05:38):
about my flower. Right now, I have one of the
most special flowers, and it is it is right now
my understanding of the game of golf, and I've started
to share it with you a little bit. And I
got to say, you're kind of taking a couple of
the pedals off.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
So, my flower, why did I take your petals off?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I just wanted to grow and blossom to a point
where six months down the road, you guys are like, dude,
I walked in at the break room and I hear
people whispering. Have you heard about Ray? He's unbelievable at
golf because I really do think I've tapped in to
how to play the game of golf.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Interesting and the exact. He does not log every round.
He's smart. He's smart, doesn't log every round. Figured it out.
That's how it gets away with it.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Ray, You're gonna log every time you go to the titter.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
We got it. We gotta start the show man, because
I got I gotta get some stuff off my chest.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Hey make an app that shows every time you go
to the strip club. Oh what's your handicap?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I mean, how many dollars did you spend? Would you
admit and log all your hours at a golf course,
at a whorehouse? You know, that's the stuff you don't
want people seeing. It's a great point. It's really smart.
It's really stupid. Hey, man, I made an app you
log out all the hours you're in the bathroom and
then other people can see it. All right too, Hey man,
(06:56):
you log how of many bedroom hours you have every week?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
What? Two minutes?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I mean there's just stuff that there shouldn't be an
app for, and it's Hey, I'm gonna go golf for
four hours and have no responsibilities during the middle of
the day when other people are working their asses off.
That's something I don't want logged. Hey, you're right, you
are kind of right. I got I cannot argue ludge.
(07:23):
I got on that app that shows you how many
hours you've been on smut sites.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Wow, ten hours last week?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Hey man, I have that app where it logs on
your Netflix hours you watched ten hours a day?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Dude, impression.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I mean, imagine if the employers your employeer got a
notification for how many minutes a day from eight to
five you spend on Instagram or TikTok. Hey, Sally, can
you come into my office real quick?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I see you were on TikTok for two hours and
forty two minutes. Well done.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I see you're on Instagram for sixteen hours. Well, if
you're here supposedly working for twelve hours I don't even
know how that's physically possible. In five hours. That means
every day when you went home, you must have logged
four hours of Instagram, which is physically impossible. So that
means you were on Instagram. You were golfing while you
were supposed to be working.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Okay, you're right, Why would you log it? Why do
you log it? But it's something can't help, can't help,
But I want to track my score. That's all I
can say.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Guys, we are gonna do it live. Arnold will be
back on Wednesday. Woo oh the one, two, three sore losers?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Y'all. It sis in' from the North Alpha male. I
live on the north side of Nashville with Baser two
point two acres, two point two kids at a clinic
in Vanderbilt. Justin checks on him when he goes to
electrophysiology every day. And then also we are we're in
the country. If I didn't say that, lunch over to you,
but before I finish teas and peas, to Taylor Callaway.
Every time you hit a Callaway ball post it, think
(09:07):
about Callaway and how he's fighting right now. We did
it on the patio on Saturday. It was me, Baser
and Justin. We did a threesome. It was a three
swing at the same time. It was me, Justin, Justin
nestled up right behind me, Baser behind Justin, and we
had a beautiful swing of that ball. It went exactly
where we wanted it to go, and in that moment
we all thought, Oh, I thought about a couple things,
(09:29):
but one of the major things was Callaway and how
we're thinking about it. Man, he's a good kid. He's
a neat kid.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
The San Diego Padres Man. We had a makeup game
on Friday, Machado Tattoos because listen, we've had so much
rain here in this wonderful city that we've had like
three or four baseball games rained out. So the team
we were supposed to play on one of our rainouts,
they practice every Friday at four pm on the big field.
(09:58):
Well here's the thing, I don't know who you can
get in to practice at four pm. That just seems
like a weird time because people have jobs. But They
were like, would you like to make up the game
four o'clock Friday, same as our practice time. We already
have the field. We can just do the game instead
of having practice. What And we were like, genius, we
will be there at four o'clock for the game.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
So you just said, who can make that?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Well, I mean, I was saying, I don't know how
you do that every week.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I obviously can't. I'm home at Nooney.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
That's true, I can make it. But most people with
normal jobs, I don't know how they would do that.
But it's a weird practice time. But we said we
sent it to our team. They said we can do it.
And I texted the team. I said, hey, how about
we have a pizza party afterwards, just for fun. We'll
order a bunch of pizzas, let the kids run around,
and we can have some bruce kies right there at
(10:48):
the field. And parents were loving it. That one parent, Oh,
we got the cooler. We'll bring the cooler. Don't worry
about bringing drinks. We got the drinks. We'll Ben moo
you for pizza. Ben, you know there's a kind of pizza.
We we're in for five, We're in for four. It's
gonna be great. Now, what are you gonna do? Melow mushroom. No,
mel mushrooms out of business. It's not here anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
There's one on Broadway. There is. Yeah, I went there,
hammered multiple times.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Didn't know that anyway. So we show up at four,
We show up at three forty five.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I want to go there right now after this pot.
I'm that hungry.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Just let me tell you what happened. We show up
at three forty five. The other team, A couple of
their players are there. It's baby Box one, baby Box
two in their uniforms. And we get out there and
I'm all right, boys warm up, run the bases. And
they start running the bases, and some guy is out
there raking, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Get off the dirt,
Get off the dirt.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
And I'm like what.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
And then more kids show up and they start getting
on there.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Get off the dirt. You guys have to stay off
the dirt.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
And I'm like, huh. So then he's raking between you know,
short or a second and third and I walk out
there and the other coach walks out there, and we're like,
what's going on?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Man? He goes.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
You guys can't be on the field. Like, I don't
understand why. He goes, we have two majors games tonight.
We have to have this dirt ready for the majors.
I'm like, well, what do you mean. He goes, yeah,
the nine and ten year olds. They have games on
this field at five point thirty and at eight o'clock.
(12:29):
I said, okay, well we have a game at four.
He goes, no, no, no, no, I was not aware
there was a game on this field at four o'clock.
He goes, this dirt it's not ready for a game
at four o'clock. I said, man, it's coach pitch. They
weigh about forty five pounds to fifty pounds each. I
(12:49):
think the dirt is gonna be okay.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Good point, using physics.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
He says, no, no, no, that was not on my schedule.
No one says anything about a game at four o'clock.
And the other coach goes, well, well, we practice every
Friday at four on this field, So what difference is
it if it's on your schedule or not, and he goes, no, no,
this dirt has to be ready for the majors.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
This is dirt cheap Cody j I said.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
What difference is it If it's a major's game, a
coach pitch game, a t ball game, it's the same dirt.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
And now you've fin to argue about dirt.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
And I said, so the major's kids, they they paid
more money. Or did we pay the same amount of
money for this league? He said, oh, you paid the
same amount of money. But this is a makeup games.
I said, well, this is a makeup game. Also, he goes,
the reason you can't be on the dirt is it
it needs time to breathe.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Coach, at any point during this argument, did you grab
some dirt? This is what we're arguing about.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I said, it needs time to breathe.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I love this guy.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Please explain to me by what you mean it needs
to breathe.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
You talking Pocahontas type. You can't get in the trees
and stuff the earth sing and the blue horn moon,
he says, And.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
What I ever let the earth cry in the blue
horn mood?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
It's some people that worship the earth.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I have no idea what you're talking about. Okay, I
have no idea what you're talking about. Maybe your joke
is funny to somebody that listened to this podcast Three
Huggers will love it. But I had no idea what
you were talking about. I was like, I was trying
to think of it, Jason al Dean song, I had
no idea. So anyway, I'm like, and then all of
a sudden, here comes this lady out of nowhere. Hot No,
(14:37):
not not, no idea who this lady is. And she
comes up and she goes, yeah, you guys can go
to Overland.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
I'm like, why.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
She goes, yeah, there's a field over to Overland, the park,
you know, down the street. You can go over there
and play. There's no one practicing there right now. And
I said, it's gonna be kind of hard with our
team already here and their team already here. For Russell
to pack up go over to Overland. Switch locations seems
a bit extreme. She goes, you can do that, or
you can play an outfield grass.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I'll field grass an option.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
No, No, it's an option. I understand it's an option,
but why is it an option when we are here
to play baseball? Because it has to breathe, it has
to breathe. And I said, so, what time is the
Major's game? And he goes five thirty. I said, Waters
is only four to four forty five. You'll have forty
five minutes to let it breathe. After that, he goes,
it can't be messed up for majors like these nine
(15:31):
and ten year olds. Are we worried it's gonna take
a bad hop and it's gonna be a whole disaster,
And oh my gosh, the standings of the majors. I said,
I didn't understand we were playing Major League Baseball here
at the park. Did you hit him with that?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
And he goes no, no, no, majors like nine and ten.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Year olds, Who are you talking about Otani Judge?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I said, are you worried about Aaron Judge turning an
ankle round in first? He goes, no, it's not Aaron Judge.
I said, so, then, what is the problem with our
kids play on the dirt that we paid for?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
It's little Aaron?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
And he goes, there's some throwaway bases in the shed
right there. You can just throw them down the outfield
grass and play out there.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
That works.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I understand it works, but who does this guy like?
I was so furious, so furious, So did.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
The dirt breathe or did you play on the dirt.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
And so I was just like and the other coach
looks at me and goes and I said, who can
we talk to? He goes, well, the guy Raken goes, well,
I'm on the board. I said, yeah, but why are
we not being allowed to use the field. And he goes, like,
I told you before, this dirt it's important that it breathes.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Well, somebody get into a ventilator because it needs to breathe.
Somebody get this dirt and defibrillator. When you know what,
when we're done, I'll get on the ground and give
it to mouth to mouth. How's that for breathing.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
So then another coach just looks at me and goes, man,
it's not worth it. We'll just play in the outfield grass.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I said, okay, So we go and we get the
bases and all the parents are like, what are you
guys doing right? Oh, they don't want us.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
On the dirt.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
And one mom on my team said, what do you
mean they don't want us on the dirt?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
I paid my money.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
She goes, I think I paid for this league when
I signed up. Didn't say anything about the dirt being
more important for majors and not a coach pitch. She
goes that guy said that she marched right over him.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Was this before the beer and pizza, before.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
The beer and pizza, before the beer and pizza race.
She was fully loubed, and she talks to him, talks
to him, got nowhere. But then I told the parents.
I was like, hey, we're gonna head out to outfield
grass if you guys could do me a huge favorite pizza. No, no,
the pizza is not there yet. It's not gonna be there.
Tide to the game, I said, please, we're not allowed
to walk on the dirt, so I need every one
of you to walk through the dirt on your way
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to the outfield. Everybody walked through the dirt. And tell
me what difference it makes if you walk on that dirt.
If you see a huge difference in the field. And
everybody walked across the dirt, and the guy's just sitting
there on his rake like shaking his head, shaking his head,
so pissed, so pissed. And we start and then another
dad comes he goes, he was late. The dad was
late and comes up. He goes, why are you guys
playing out here? I said, guy said, the dirt needs
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to breathe. He goes that guy over there, and I
see him march right over that dude.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I love confrontational America, right over to him. They don't
do this in Paris.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
And he starts talking to him, jabbing, jabbing, jab and
jabb And then I look up and that dad grabs
a rake and he's helping the dude.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
How did that argument? And I'm like, that was weird.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
So he played on the outfield grass and let me
tell you the padres. They played great baby box two,
smallest kid on the field, youngest kid on our team
just turned five before the start of the season. I
may have been reaching by pushing it put him in
coach pitch this year, but he smacked it right over
the first base in his head to the outfield Homer,
well not homer, but he hit it over. And then
he hit out rope line drive through between short and
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third to the left field. Two great hits.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Kid would have been proud, he was. It was beautiful
as a seeing eye, single kid.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
And then afterwards we walked back and guess what all
the kids do. As we're walking back to the dugout through
the dirt, start running the bases and this dude is
about to lose his mind. He's still there, he's still raking, man,
it's gotta breathe.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
And he's like, get off the dirt.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I said it before, Get.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Off the dirt.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
The kids don't know any difference, huh, They're just having fun.
And guess what, when they ran on the dirt, I
couldn't tell the difference between him raking the dirt them
running on the dirt. I could tell no difference. And
when the next game the other team starts showing up,
not one of them. Now, I didn't hear one kid say, Wow,
I'm so glad that dirt got to breathe. It looks
so amazing. You know what they did. They started running
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on the dirt too. They went out in the outfield
start throwing the ball. Then they took infield practice, and
guess what, the dirt was the damn same. I mean,
it was like we ran into the biggest er. I
mean it was like the biggest jerk of the little league.
We got our first taste of our kids are more
important than your kids in Little Deek. Yes, it was
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the first experience. And we sat over in some picnic
tables because it's also a public park. There's like, you know,
local beauty and everything there.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Got home was Bob and cousin Bill.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, and there's a truck, there's walking path, there's everything.
So we're on a couple of picnic tables. The pizzas come.
We got the boombox there. The one parent brings a speaker,
big speaker.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
He's a rocker.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah, he's a rocker, playing playing music. And everybody's just
the kids are running around in the woods. It was
an amazing night. When did the party end? It ended
about seven fifteen, seven thirty, So we're there for about
two hours after the game, a little over two hours
after the game, just hanging out chatting. But we thought
we were done with the jerks for the night. Nah,
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we ran into another jerk and I'll tell you right
about it right after this. I'm telling you, Ray, I
don't know what people's problem were this weekend. I had
run in after run in after run in.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Jordan Davis, Cody Johnson. What do they have in common?
They both have songs about dirt. They're singing about the
things john party, dirt on my boots. They're singing about
the damn thing that you've been arguing.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
About Jason now Dean dirt road anthem, you missed a couple,
you missed big ones, dude. Anyway, So then the kids
are running around, running around. Then there's the batting cage
right there, right, and what do the kids want to do?
They want to play some baseball. So they go in
the batting cage and they're throwing baseballs to each other
and hitting and none of them can pitch worth a crap,
you know. They're throwing over their heads and they're oh, yeah,
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they're just dicking around, right, dicking around. There's like four
of them in there. They're taking turns. They're you know,
just having fun being kids, being six year olds, being
five year olds. Some of the little brothers are in there,
the three year olds are in there. They're just goofing off.
And I understand there's.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Them all four acting your age. How are you, sir?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I'm all for having fun and enjoying yourself.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Are the parents partying or are they chilling with you?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Everybody's chilling at the picnic tables just talking carry oh,
you know, getting to know each other and talking about life,
you know, laughing about things. And then there's another game
after the game that's going on, So the eight o'clock game,
so it's like six forty five when the other team
starts showing up and they want to use the batting cage.
Totally fine. I am totally fine with you wanting to
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use the batting cage. But it's one dad and his kid,
and they don't go in the batting cage and be
respectful to the kids.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
They don't. They don't.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
They're not nice to them. They're not like, oh, excuse me,
Now that you guys have done it, can we have
our turn to practice? He walks The dad walks in there,
sees the little kids and goes, hey, guys, you need
to get out. It's time for real practice. He goes,
you guys are just screwing around. We need to really hit.
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And I'm like, why would you talk to this that way?
Why would you go in there like an absolute ass
and say that to these five, six and three year
old seven year olds. I don't know what all age
grangers were in there, but there was no need to
go in that aggressive. And I said, hey, man, don't
you think you should have said something like, hey, guys,
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now that you're done using it, do you think we
could have our turn. And he goes, well, they're just
screwing around and we would need to hit. We got
a game coming up.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
You confronted him.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, I'm standing right there by the batting cage, man,
and I said, oh, do you have a major's game?
He goes, yeah, we actually do.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Dude, you're getting so comfortational.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I just could not believe he would talk like that
to the little kid. Yeah, and why say that it's
time for real practice. You guys are just screwing around.
Get out.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah, was your wife there?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
She was there, but she didn't hear that part. But
another dad didn't. He was like, wow, man, sorry, your
son's practice is so important.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
It's kid, there's gonna be a fight, dude.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
And we're you know, we just laugh about it, laugh
about it, and I think, okay, that's it. We're gonna
have no more jerking counters tonight.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
There's more.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Oh, there's more, ray, there's more, because everybody's wrapping up,
all right, you know, we gotta go, We gotta go. Hey,
good to see you. This was fun, guys. Good to
see you. Good to see it, And we.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
See you next time. Sarah. I see those workouts have
been paying off.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
No, no, no, that's not what happened.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
We're like, oh, we got a game tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
We'll see tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
See tomorrow, Sarah, you hit this walking trail while we
were playing that game. You look great, look like you
lost a couple of pounds.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Right now, we have a three o'clock game the next day,
so we're starting to see tomorrow. Three. See the bar three,
see the bar three, all right, and then we get
a text from some neighborhood friends, Hey, anybody going to
the porch party.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
If you got a part of the house. They're all
a party.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
And I said, porch party. What the hell's a porch party?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
It has been on a four hour bender after the
last game ending, and no one texts back about the
porch party.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
And then my wife walks up and goes hey. She goes, hey,
do you want to go to this porch party? I'm like,
I replied to the group, and she goes, yeah. They
didn't respond because they'd been talking about they thought you
were being funny. And it's a couple of people that
just sit on their front porch, they play music, and
they invite the whole neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
You're not allowed in the house.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
So I'm like, uh yeah, let's go. I mean, is
great about to pull up, about to pull up? And
so we tell the kids, how you guys want to
go to another party?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, yeah, let's get a party. Let's come up, parties.
Kids gotta go to bed. It made.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
It's only seven thirty at this time. Remember the game
was laughing The game was at four o'clock. Man, we
we got a whole night ahead of.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
You guys been playing baseball and partying for five hours.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Basically, we had a confrontation, two confrontations already. Might as
well make it a third, ray, might as well make
it a third. So we're gonna go to that porch party.
So we load up the car, we drive over the
porch party. We park about a block and a half away.
We unload the kids. We walked down the street and
we're there and listening to some music, and Baby Box
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runs into two kids from his class, three kids from
his class, and they're all running around. My three boys
are absolutely wrestling in this front yard, just like UFC,
taking each other down. Other kids are jumping in. Everybody's
going crazy. There's kids, I mean, there's probably fifty kids
running around back and forth through the streets, kicking soccer.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Balls, WrestleMania Vegas. Baby addition, and.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
We're sitting there with the wife and I are talking
to one of the moms. She walks away, and then
one of baby Box's classmates, dad comes walking over.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
He's been drinking.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I don't know if he'd been drinking, but he was
there the night, he was there, he was there and
joining the night. I don't want to say if he
was drinking or not, because I don't know. And we
start talking and we're talking and listening to music, having
a good old time, and we've been talking for about
five six, seven, eight minutes. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I wasn't keeping a clock. I wasn't timing it.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
When all of a sudden, this guy sitting, you know,
a few feet in front of us, has flowers on
his lap, stands up, turns around. I'm thinking he's gonna say, hey,
how's it going, guys? He goes, excuse me, Can you
take that conversation over there across the street.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
At the awkward moments keep coming, or.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Get on the telephone and call each other because I'm
trying to enjoy the music.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
So you rub some people the wrong way man.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
And we all look at each other and we think,
is this dude joking?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Wait? What music?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
They're just playing from a boombox? They play they got
the guitar. There was a band out there. It was
just a man and a woman got it. And some
people were going up like they were switching out. Another
guy would go up there and see. So it was
just like a people playing music. Yeah, it wasn't like
we were at the Rolling Stones or the Beatles or
Chris Staple. It's not like we paid fifty dollars to
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get in the door. It's literally in the middle of
someone's yard. We're sitting in the street.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Basically Thompson Square up there.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Basically, and we are talking to our neighbors. There's fifty
kids running around screaming and making noise, and people are talking.
And this dude acts like he is at the best
concert of his life and we're not supposed to talk.
He thinks this is the damn movie theater where it's
a neighborhood get together where you're trying to chat and
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get to know your damn neighbors.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
What were the flowers potted plants or they were in
his shorts.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
No, he had a bouquet of flowers. So they had
a flower stand that you could buy flowers for Mother's Day.
Realize that I thought he just brought him with him.
I found this out later that they had a flower
stand over here on the left. Anyway, you could take
it over there, he told me. Or get on the
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telephone and call each other. Makes a good point, like, bro,
I did not know it meant this much to you.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Well, what's the phone number to go yourself?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Hey, I got an idea of grandpa, shut your ass
up and sit down. And we all laughed at each
other and we loved the Ejoners, Like okay, So we
moved back a little bit and the dad was talking
to We start continuing the story and he goes, hold on,
hold on, I'm just really thrown off right now. I'm
really thrown off right now.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
He goes, he couldn't even finish his story.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
He goes, I'm so sorry. He goes, was that guy
like that guy's being for real?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Right? He goes.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
We're outside and we're like talking, and he was. He goes,
he was genuinely mad, right, And I was like yeah, yeah,
and he goes, huh, he goes, he really threw me
when he said call him on the telephone, call him
on the telephone, Like, why would we call each other
on the telephone. We're standing right next to each other.
And obviously this guy was kind of grumpy, had a
rough week.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
At work, subtrucker man.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
But he looked a little older, and so maybe he's
just a little more grouchy. He may have been mid
fifties and had younger kids, And I'm like, so he's
probably an older parent, died grouchy, probably yells at his
kids a lot. I don't know. But he was just
so crazy to me that this dude stood up and said, hey,
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take that conversation over there, or call each other on
the telephone, Like, get off my freaking lawn. Man, I've
already had to deal with it at the baseball field tonight,
and now I got you. When I'm just trying to
have a casual conversation with a fellow dad of a
skindergardener talking about what our kids are gonna do for
the summer, how crazy it is it went by so
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fast all that, And what's with the flowers man? Yeah, dude,
and oh, you're such a great husband. You buy your
wife flowers for Mother's Day. Whoa, you're so cool, sit
back down in your small ash chair and leave me alone.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
What's with your Mother's Day flowers? You're gonna go try
and get mother.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
So that was another jerk of the weekend. I mean,
what a Friday night, Ray.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
We're not even into Saturday.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
No, we're not, Ray, And you would think I'm not
gonna I'm not gonna have another run in with a jerk,
am I no chance? Hold on tell you all about
it right after this cry music Saturday morning, Ray, baby
Box three's got a soccer game nine thirty.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
What will it end?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
It's about the end, man, This is the last, last one,
last run in of the weekend.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
And we get to the game a little bit early
and we're walking to the field and there's a gator
sitting there. The tractor like a little you know, got
a little bed in the back, you know, put some
tools and it's like a two seater, remember, and there's
some kids sitting on it. So what are my kids
gonna do. They're gonna climb right on. Shit, they're climbing on.
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They're having fun, they're acting like they're driving. Of course,
whoever left it there left the key in it. Really
smart idea to just leave the gator with the key
in it. So me, being the responsible adult, I am
I removed the key, put it in my pocket. Then
there's no harm, no foul. The kids can do nothing wrong.
And I mean kids are coming from everywhere to climb
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on this gator and act like they're driving. They're getting
in the back. Parents are taking pictures of their kids
on the gateor are having so much fun. This goes
on for ten twelve minutes. A guy comes driving up
in a golf cart security and he goes, oh, that
looks fun. You guys have a great day, keeps on driving.
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Good guy, good guy, no big deal, Like he doesn't
give a crap. And we got the whole soccer team
on there. We're doing team pitcher. Instead of doing a
real team picture, we're doing it on the gator. Screw
doing a team picture over there where they're taking real
team photos, so we're just doing it on the gator.
Then it hits a fan. Man here comes the girl
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that was driving the gator. She walks up, Get off
the gator, Get off the gator.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
What makes you guys.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Think it's a good idea to climb on this thing.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Get off. I'm a parent, I'm a representative.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
I'm like, well, I'll tell you what made me think
it was a good idea. You left it sitting here?
What do you think kids are gonna do? They see
like a kind of like a tractor thing, and they're
gonna climb on it. They love that kind of stuff.
You left it in the middle of a mi like
a minefield. There's kids everywhere. You're the one that left
this year, and you could have come up and like
all right, guys, I need to I've away now, Like sorry,
get off, get off the gator. What makes you think
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it's a good idea to climb on this thing?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Oh? No? And you get the keys in your pocket?
Speaker 2 (34:08):
I got the keys of my pot.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
No.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
And before I can even say I have the keys
of my pocket, she sits down and goes, where's the key.
Where's the key?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Dude? You got to hide them, throw them in the
seat or something. When she's not looking, and she.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Goes, DoD one of the kids have the keys. We
need to find the keys. And I'm like, I got
the keys in my pocket. She goes, let me have them,
Let me have them.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
She gonna do run over a kid, and I'm like, okay,
I hand them to him.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
She's out of there in about three seconds. Watch out, kids,
look out.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
What was the gator for not dragging the field? No stuff?
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yeah, maybe you put the nets in there and then
they drive them to the field they set up the nets.
I really don't know what they were using the gator for.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
But I love though that you're a representative for the
kids because the kids can't explain themselves. So you go.
Kids love to play on this. You know they're gonna
jump on it. You are just you're basically the front
man for the kids. Anytime you're that, you're the pr person.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
I am the pr person. I'm all about like letting
them have fun. Let it like it's experiences. Like there's
a gator there, there's a tractor. If you go to
a construction site, there's always tractors there. I let my
kids climb on them no matter what. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Let them have fun.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
It's a great day to climb on a tractor. And
my kids weren't the only ones on the gator. There
was kids a plenty on the gator. So her acting
like it was just crazy that these kids would climb
on the gator. I mean it was just like, wow,
calm down there, angry and like, oh, easy there, get
off the gator. What makes you think it's a good
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idea to climb on a gator? Hey, angry ann were
you ever a kid one time and you saw a
gator sitting there and of course you want to act
like you're driving it. How cool is it as a
three year old to act like you're driving a gator?
It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
I think most parents, though, would join in with angry
and whereas you are on team kid, what do you do?
The kids are good people, they're nice you. I've never
seen a parent represent kids like you have. Dude, that
is hilarious. And I was just I think my dad
would like double scold us. If angry and yelled at us,
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then my dad would yell at us.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
And some of the other parents were like, wow, someone
pissed in her cheerios, Like wow, man, she could have
I mean, whoa, how dare they climb on this. It's
not like they broke it or anything. It's a freaking tractor.
They weren't doing any harm. But it was like, wow,
we were the worst people in the world. I mean
those were my that was it, That's my weekend. Did
it angry?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
People didn't enter your head though, to keep the keys
and ignition and drive around with it with the kids.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
No, because there was too many kids on there. I
would have. It would have been too much and I
would have been worried about running someone over.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Because that would have been something cool dad did.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Now, if it was just my kids, I might have done,
but there were too many kids everywhere. I mean the
soccer field, there are hundreds of kids, and I was like,
there's no way I can do that if it was
just my kids. It's like yesterday, man, Mother's Day, we
went on a walk. The wife didn't go, but baby
Box two and Baby Box three were riding bikes and
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baby Box one was just walking. He wanted to walk
with me. And we're walking, talking, chatting, and there's a
house being redone and it's down to the frame just
they gutted it and it says no trespassing. You're on
video surveillance. Guess what we did?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Climb? Oh, we went up in that house.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
We went down where they were digging, and we were
throwing rocks in the mud, making big mud splashes.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
We were down there for an hour. You gotta have
a fence otherwise kids are gonna do it. Dude.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
You know what is cooler than a house being built?
A building building built. Kids love to explore. I don't
give a crabit bum on your video surveillance. We're gonna
go down here and we're gonna throw some rocks in
the mud. We're gonna dig in the dirt, we're gonna
climb your sandpile, your rock pile, everything that you got
piled up the trash. We're doing it all.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
But if there was an orange fence, though one of
those makeshift, would you still have gone in there? Probably not, Okay,
So guys, take cake, no, make an orange fence, take
the keys from the gator. It's the stuff you gotta
do on a planet with kids.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
So that was our one highlight of the weekend. That
was our one good news. Like no one yelled at
us because there was no one to yell at us.
Now they may be reviewing the video surveillance today trying
to figure out who we are, where we live, and
they're gonna come and tell us, hey, you were trespassing.
But I'm not worried about it because I had enough
jerks this weekend that I was done with being told
what to do and yelled at by all these freaking people.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
They would try you and the kids.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Oh we go to court, dude, we just pleaded guilty.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
I threw one rock batters box, baby too. I threw
a rock too.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Yeah, I mean the first one, baby box, two through one,
And I mean we didn't always gonna splash someone. He goes,
I watched this, watch this boom. Mud flew everywhere, all
over his face, all over my legs, arms.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
It was hilarious. What are they building a pool in there? No?
Speaker 2 (38:54):
No, it was just been raining so much. Yeah, it's
down at the bottom of the hill, and so the
backyard is got in the.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Bottom of the hill.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yeah, and they're building a garage. And so we were
throwing rocks in the mud. There was part was wet mud,
other parts were dry mud. It was fantastic, man, geez.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
It was a weekend. Man, it was a weekend. Holy crap, man,
that was a lot. Do we gotta to take a break, or.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Do you want to take a break and talk about
you and Justin?
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Or no? Yeah, I mean I don't know what there
is to talk about. I don't know. I thought, maybe
you had one story you want to share, or you
just want to go home. We can share a story.
We'll be right back. Go ahead. Yeah, So so Baser's driving,
so we said, hey, let's go to the local pub
and then let's swing on by the golf course. So
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we go to the pub. It's just me, Justin Beazer
Bayser being a great American driving the boys around. We go,
we go to the pub, We do our thing. Are
we playing We're playing rings, We're playing drinks. There's absolutely
nothing on TV, nothing until the Celtics game at two thirty.
So then we go, why not swing by the golf course.
Let's go up there and get a drink, right, And
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I said, well, hey, I need my golf clubs. Let's
go by the house, get my golf clubs, and then
we can do some chipping because we couldn't get on
the courses are just gridlocked. Right now that it's eighty
degrees out in Nashville, beautiful, So we yeah, I get
an altar, Justin gets a bud heavy and all right,
here we go in Tennessee. You're allowed to drink one
each in the car. And so we pull up to
the golf course, we go out, So what do you
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know about me? And you know my things that I'm
a stickler on. So what do you think I'm going
to find that I'm gonna be really worried about with
me and Justin rolling up to this golf course parking
with my golf clubs, drinking, going up into the clubhouse.
What part of this is am I worried about? Right? Parking? One? No, No,
(40:45):
golf course is free, so I'll rule that out. Not
worried about parking. But you could have been right if
a golf ball hits the car. But we parked in
a good spot, so the golf blar are't gonna hit it.
Two Justin doesn't have clubs. No, I got two, so
he can use one of mine. Okay, very good so far.
If you don't have any more guests than I'll tell
you no, no, no, no. What am I worried about? What
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if the car's good, not gonna get hit by a ball.
I got us two clubs, so we'll each have our
own clubs. What am I worried about? What are you
worried about? I'm glad you asked, because I'll tell you.
We roll up to the clubhouse and we had the
two beers that he had, the butt heavy I had.
Then clob ultra. Justin rolls into the bar area with
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our beers that we brought from home. Okay, that's what
it was. So what do I do? I split out
the door, go down to the golf course. Lauren text me.
She's like, hey, what are you doing? Me and Justin
are up here with the TVs and everything? You just split?
Where'd you go do? And I go, I have a
beer from home. I didn't buy it here. You can't
just walk into some bar at the clubhouse with outside beer.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Justin rolls in with his butt heavy up to the
bar they don't even.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Sell but heavy, and he's drinking it at the bar. Dude,
I'm at the course. I'm down at the chipping range drinking,
and I'm like, y'all get in trouble on me. So
then Justin comes down there. Another thing that's wrong. He's
not in any like I have a polo on, I
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have my shoes on. He's in birkenstocks. So it's obvious
we're not even gonna be golfing today. Me, it looks
like I could have a tea time in like thirty minutes.
Justin he's got a butd heavy in birkenstocks, so we're
obviously just using them to chip and we're not even
there to golf. And I was like, dude, I don't
think it's against the rules, but I'm pretty sure they
(42:35):
want if you're gonna use the chipping green, they want
you to be somewhat at.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Least buy a drink. Oh, you brought our own rink.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
We brought our own drinks. But also, is this I'm
imagining that the tour pro inside will probably be like, hey, guys,
if you're not gonna have a tea time in like
twenty thirty minutes, can you like save it for people? Dude,
it's pretty busy. There's people rolling through, maybe scowed off
to the side, you guys doing your little dick around game,
so that guys that have a tea time can practice
on putting it.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Shine for real practice. You guys, get out of the way.
I know you guys are just screwing around, but it's
signed for real practice.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
It all the way around. So yeah, Burke, stay there.
We're there thirty forty five minutes, had a blast, got out,
went back for the Celtics game at the house.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Did Baser Chippinny She didn't.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
She had because they have it where you can just
sit on the patio up there and see the whole
golf course.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
So fantastic. So she was just relaxing.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
But we were in the clear though. Nobody got in
trouble for bringing the outside beer. It could have been
bad though. Good thing I hurried down there and got
down to chipping made it seem like we were actually
playing that day.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
I mean, I knew I should have known that it
was that you had open beers.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
I mean it's like, dude, we come here all the
time and you're in birkenstocks and you have a butt heavy,
like obviously we're not playing today and they're gonna kick
us out. These are with these people don't see us
all the time.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
It's like when we went to an open bar in
Vegas one time after an event. Open bar, so you
don't need to bring your own alcohol, no, And we
had a buddy that decided that he needed to bring
many bottles of Tito's vodka with him and he gets
a drink and then he's sitting somewhere and he's pouring
(44:18):
the vodka more into his drink and the bouncer comes
and goes, what the hell you doing?
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (44:24):
He goes, it's open bar. Do I need to kick
you out of an open bar for having your own crap?
My buddy's like, my bad, and he goes, you're an idiot.
Don't do it again, like so stupid.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Or the buddy that brings a little mini Bailey's bottle
to when you go to it like a coffee joint,
It's like, dude, just wait until noon to start drinking, Like, really,
you don't need Bailey's in the coffee.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
It's not that big a deal unless it's a bachelor party.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Okay, everybody's doing it. It was so fun. But man, yeah,
sounds like a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Man. Yeah, if you have a buddy that does any
many bottles anything, keep an eye on that gay. Yeah,
you might have a problem.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Yeah, and uh prayers with callaway.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Remember when Johann had the mini bottles on the airplane, Dude.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
During COVID your bachelor party, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
The lady goes, leave them up there or you're kicked
off the plane. Johann goes to open up a twelve
pack of mini bottles on the airplane, and you cannot
bring any alcohol from outside onto the airplane or you
will get kicked on. You can bring on, you can't
drink it. You will be put on a no fly list.
And Johann he's trying to start the bachelor.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Party, and he made it so obvious you can do it.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Just free his bag.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
He has a he was like handing him out over
the overhead and the lady and he then he hides
it and the lady goes, do you have over bottles?
Speaker 1 (45:41):
As he's like no A.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
She goes, you can tell me right now, or we
can remove you from the plane and you're never gonna
get down and you're not gonna get the alcohol back.
I might just give it to her. Just give it
to her. He's like, sits there like he tries to
play possum. He tries to call her bluff. She goes,
this is your last chance. He goes, sorry, you go,
here's the bag and there's like twenty mini bottles of
alcohol and she walks away and he goes, I still
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got three who wants it?
Speaker 1 (46:07):
I don't want they to do with it. I don't
want anything to do with it.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
It's not worth the dude, the five dollars drink on
the plane.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Pay for the five dollar drink. It's not that big
a deal. My god, minie bottles, Dude, they're daguely from
his double bag. She can see him from twenty four
rows away that he's about to bring some outside alcohol
on the plane.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Oh man, all right, Happy Monday, guys. Hopefully you're in
a better mood than all the people. I ran into
this weekend and it was maybe it was just the weather.
I don't know, but the weather was nice. It was sunny,
it was seventy five. I don't know why people were
so angry, but it was a rough weekend for me.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
And if you're gonna golf, call ahead. And I couldn't
play Friday or Saturday. The course was bottled up.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
That sucks, man, we're not gonna be playing today. It's raining,
gonna rain tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Who says you can't squeeze one in today? They didn't
rain a lot. Some of those courses dry out quick.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Yeah they do.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Yeah, you're right, but not by me. I don't. I
don't have time today, man. I gotta let this flower
bloom again. Dude, make sure it wasn't a one.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Time ta get out there with you. I need to
see this flower in person, justin saw it. Maybe I'll
make a tea time on Friday for us.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Man. I whipped his at the patio. I whipped his
at the muni and then when you had his berks
in that but.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
You really then you whooped his in the bedroom.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
But I saw him on the course with those berks.
I was like, dude, we're for sure getting kicked out.
Whooped hiss again. Oh man, dude, that was good man.
It was good weekend. Man, Well, it was a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
We were just like we were on fire with everybody
hating us, Like why do people just hate me?
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Like?
Speaker 2 (47:44):
Am I just that bad?
Speaker 1 (47:46):
No? But I mean I can see now the conflict
with kids and parents just trying to do You got
adults doing their jobs, kids trying to be kids. You
trying to represent the kids because the kids can't speak
for themselves.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
But it is there is one common denominator in all.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
This to me and the kids. No, no, but it's me,
Like don't have kids, don't be
Speaker 2 (48:07):
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