June 20, 2025 • 47 mins
In this episode Lunchbox talks about needing prayers from Sore Losers Nation. Lunchbox finally feels comfortable enough to talk about the medical struggle he is facing right now and how he's worried about what it means for his future. Ray and Justin have a new thing they do when they text each other and it makes no sense. Plus we read some emails for the listeners and try to figure out if the Pacers or the Thunder are going to win the NBA Title!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, I hit it good. Well, no, what are
you talking about my my MIC's not on it or
my mic is not on?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
You have to turn there. You go like your little
joke wasn't working because my mic wasn't on period, your
audio guy game. I mean, see, you have no idea
because you refuse to wear the headphones.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Can I please say I intentionally unintentionally turned your mic off,
not even intentionally got it.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
You were trying to be funny with yours and you
actually did it to mine because I'm like, hey, dude,
the joke's supposed to be your MIC's not on and
my mic is on, but here we are neither here
nor there. Yes, oh man, happy Friday, dude.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Dude funny saying me and Justin had been on a
kick where it's it's probably not funny to the truckers
like you guys. Honestly, I don't know if you text
this stuff to your wives and stuff like that. Maybe
that was whow but I'll say it'll just be a
dumb sentence like he tells he told me the hitters
to pick for tonight because we're playing beat the Streak. Yeah,
pick a hitter gets fifty seven. You win five point
(01:08):
six million. The leaders at thirty seven right now, Pedro,
the other guy that was at fifty fell and so
Justin goes, uh. He said, the two people to pick
Marte and Naylor because they play a course field tonight.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Usually a lot of hits, a lot of hits.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
And then I said, I'm I'm assuming it.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Okay, hilarious, I'm assuming. What a great saying. When you
were saying funny sayings, the one that came to my
mind first was, uh, I'm assuming.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
He goes, you're gonna want this is there's a point
to this. He said, you're gonna want to pick diamondback
hitters today, and I responded, I'm unaware but aware if
that makes any sense what you're talking about. So to
whatever it is, we'll say I'm unaware but aware and no. Well,
the phrase is if that makes any sense that the
other person's like, oh, it doesn't make any consense, dude,
(02:02):
rephrase it.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Where are you at the beat the streak.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Of at two? Oh my god, I almost reverse beat
the streak. I went seven straight days at zero.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
That's impressive. Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying. It's so
hard it's almost impossible. That I gave up the first
year we tried it. I did it like maybe eight days,
and then I was just done. I couldn't do it.
I was like, man, I get one and miss and
I'm back to zero. Just not worth it. Then I'm
stressed out all night checking my guys. But why am
I checking my guys. It's not like I'm betting millions
(02:37):
of dollars on it. Oh yes, I'm betting nothing. I
have no like, I don't have to pay for this.
And I realized it's impossible. I'm never gonna get there.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
It isn't impossible, it is right.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
When has it been done? Never impossible.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
They've had it for twenty years and it's never been done. Close.
This was fifty one. You get the highest number, you
get ten thousand for the year. So right now that's
the low tank guy. Pedro four two, he's at thirty seven.
He's pretty strategic. He'll take a week off at a
time and then fire away. It's an interesting game. It
really is good. And what does it do? It brings
you closer to the players. Otherwise, are we watching the MLB?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I did watch some MLB yesterday. I had it on
the MLB Network and they had the maybe it was
the Power Hour. I don't know what it was because
there was nothing else on TV. It was just the
middle of the afternoon. I was sitting on the couch
and so they had four different games going on on
the TV.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, I've seen that quad box for MLB.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
It was great, man, I was watching. I watched the Nationals.
Dude would walk it off in the bottom of the eleventh,
two outs, two strikes and wham over the centerfield wall.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Run Jay Wood.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
He's good.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, we made far too many sexual jokes about that guy.
We like to pick him. He's a first hitter, so ah, leadoff.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
But Justin you always remember the guy that screwed you.
Justin was at fifteen. He's the leader of me and
him this year. And Jose Ramirez'll You'll never forget the
name of the person that screws you me Anthony Rendon
in twenty nineteen. He screwed me when I was at
twenty eight. And in twenty twenty two, right before I
went to Destin, Vladguo Junior he screwed me at twenty two.
(04:16):
You never forget the guys.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Why, I mean, I've screwed a few girls. I forgot
their names, so you're lying you don't always remember the
person that screws you, like I mean, I don't know
her name, but that's okay.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
What's the highest you've gotten?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
No, No, I'm talking about a chicks, dude, I don't
beat the street. The highest I got all was like five.
I'm telling you, I gave up so quick.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
We don't even call it beat the streak anymore.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
We call it beat your meat, Okay. I mean, what
a great name for It is perfect because you're better
off to beat your meat than you are to probably
beat the street, because you're not gonna win. At least
you get something out of beat your Meat.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
And the reason I realized why I'm fascinated with it,
why it's better than betting, is because betting it's individual.
And the reason I originally became addicted to betting is
because I hit fifteen bets in a row and the
bet that I lost was Lebron. I put him over
twenty points and he absolutely tanked, so he screwed up
my streak. But I won fifteen bets in a row.
(05:16):
Then there was a time when I was betting tennis,
and were they some of them heavy money lines, sure,
But when I was betting tennis, I won twenty two
in a row. That is when I became addicted to betting,
because it was the build up and it's the streaks.
That's why I like hence in the name beat the
streak streak.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I think I enjoyed. I began began to enjoy the
gambling aspect of life when I was just a young
little lad maybe eight nine years old.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Kid, give me a dollar. I'll give you a dollar.
First one to get frog farted.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Fuck you're it when no teeth. Keith introduced us to
what gambling was, and he'd call his little number. Willie
Mays was his password, and every once in a while
he'd be like kid.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I say, well, he made you dummy, you dumb it.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
He would let us pick a parlay for the weekend,
or a teaser. He's the one that taught me how
to do a teaser. He's like, kid, will do a teaser.
You get to pick three teams and you can add
six points to the line. And I was like, this
is unbelievable. Hey, it wasn't even my money, it was
his money. And I don't even like, how would he
(06:27):
ever even get the money if he won. I have
no idea, like he's calling some like back in the day,
did they mail checks from these things.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I know a guy that did it. And what they
do is they'll go if your place of employment has
a mailbox, they'll bring an envelope with the money if
you win.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
If you no, No, he's not calling anywhere in America.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, yeah he was. No, he was not. Hey, I'm
telling you. And if he wins, they come by with
an envelope and they put it in an envelope in
the mailbox at your place of employments.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
If you a local bookie.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
If you lose, you got to drive to them. And
if you're not at their place in the next couple
of weeks, they come to you.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
No, no, that is like a local bookie from the
back of the bar. This was some number.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
And guys, I'm not being funny though it was explained
to me like that. When I first knew about.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
It, he called like, I don't know where the heck
it was, Willie Mays, I do not know where he
was calling. He was not calling America.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Well, I'm telling you, I'm not an expert on this,
and I don't I don't even claim to be guys.
I don't. So he was calling locally if you were,
if you're calling overseas, places were only websites. That's all
it was. So I don't the calling aspect had to
have been a guy in Austin.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I no, no, no, I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I don't think you're right, because the question is how
would they have gotten him the money? I have? No,
not local.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
That's what I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
There wasn't Venmo, there wasn't cash app, there wasn't zeee,
there wasn't PayPal man.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
There's a lot of ways we pay really like, I mean,
it used to be check, cash or card. Now you
have all sorts of things.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
You got cash app? No, do you got WhatsApp?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
What I would? I would?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Somebody asks me if I have WhatsApp? I'm like, what.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I have WhatsApp? You know why because Batter's Box doesn't
have an iPhone, So if you want to FaceTime him,
you have to have WhatsApp so you can see his kid.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Happy birthday to you? Makes it so difficult, I mean,
it's just like, come on, Batter's Box, get with the times.
What if everybody that's a batter's box here with a
special happy.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Hey, I'm on WhatsApp. I'm kind of running from some people,
so just hit me up over there.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I mean chess Day was a bookie when he was
in college.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Quick question, but I want you to go back to
Chess Day. No teeth, Keith. So if you guys did win,
did he pay you money or or or.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Did it just go into his account? And he'd ask
a kid, do you want the money or do you
want to bet again?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Hey kid, I'm outside the middle school. You want to
meet me by the monkey bars. I have your two
dollars and fifty cents.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
That's a great He always said, if you if you win,
if you want to do another bet, or you want
the money, And of course what are you gonna say?
You do another bet, do another bet, do another bet.
So there's no way we ever got any money out ever.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Hey kid, we're trying to do day baseball. Meet you
on the recess out there at the basketball courts. I
need two dollars and I need it fast. What about
Chess Day?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
So Chess Day when he was in school at uh
Texas Tech University, he was a bookie.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
He just became a cooler.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
He was a one hundred percent bookie, lucrative. I don't
know if it was lucrative or not, but I.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Just it's the only bookie that ever lost money. Well,
it's gotta be tough because you need high volumes of
money coming in, so they balance each other out and
you take the juice, so you always win game tonight,
tomorrow night, the next night, whatever it is. Pacers and
thunder cl I mean, when do they play again? I
(10:02):
need a Saturday game? Why NBA?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
But I mean sixteen days in between every game is
driving me nuts.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
So if you're a bookie, you need the money. You
need equal amount of action on the Pacers, equal amount
of action on the thunder And that's why they make
betting lines so that people are tempted by the nine,
by the ten. Oh I get ten points, well then
I'm gonna go Pacers. So I'm guessing he didn't have
equal action on both sides and he ended up going
in the hole.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I never really got into the weeds of how he did,
but I do know one guy owed him some money.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
He had to go run him down.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I know that if I remember the story correct. One
guy did owe him some money, stopped returning his calls,
ran into him at a bar. There might have been a.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Fight, okay, So okay, so that's how he had to
get his money.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah, but that's I mean, that's tough. That's that's a
tough life to live. And I think that's what he
realizes that was a really hard life to live, is
to have to go collect from these people because we
were a bunch of idiot college students. But yeah, he
was a bookie for a short time a period in
his life.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
A guy that I know, he owed hundreds of dollars
and I can't say the city. It's New Orleans and yeah, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm not CALLO. It's in a bad spot. All right,
here's a big secret I got about callaoy man. He
owes a bucky. You gonna come knock him over the
other leg I kid ain't gonna be walking come convention time.
(11:39):
So he owed hundreds of dollars and he just stopped
responding and the guy eventually just gave up. And the
person I know moved to a different city. So it's
not like you would bump into each other at a bar,
but you just if it's a hundred the way it's
explained to me. Maybe that's our new phrase, the way
it's explained to me. If it's in the hundreds of dollars.
They try to get it pressed you a little bit,
but eventually they fold.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Here's the thing, the thing, the days of the book
You're gone exactly. Back in the day, I really do
believe there was probably some crazy bookies that would you know,
if you had a big debt, they'd come for your legs.
If you lived in New York, you know what I'm saying,
or you lived in Boston. I'm a puck. My co
bocking by the Godden Frankie's.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Getting a pie and me and him are gonna come
over there with one of those batons, you know what
I'm saying. So you got it that count of two ten? Shoot?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
You know, does that make sense? I don't hear anything.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, I'll meet you by the lower Hobbo over there
by sag Habba they call us up of the ship yards. Yeah,
I'll meet you over there.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah you ready to start? The show man thought we did, No,
we didn't.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Oh, but yeah, online yambling totally took it away from
the bookies. You gotta go get jobs. The other thing
is all the ticket apps, the guys selling the tickets
on the street. I would imagine they're pretty much gone now.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Scalpers are still there, which.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Is Oh that is it is all a electronic ticketing.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
That is what I am trying to figure out. I
don't understand how the scalping game still works.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I bet it's not as strong as it was five
years ago in Nashville because when I was downtown outside
of a send, there was no less than ten guys
out there every single concert. And I swear when it
first opened there was a concert every day of the week.
Huh Hey, guy said, No, I'm just trying to get
into my parking spot. Yeah, I don't. I don't need
any tickets. I don't need any problems. Thanks guys. Yet
enjoy Chicago to night. Yep, yeah, I'm just parking. Don't
(13:28):
want a ticket, thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah. I do remember that about a sin, because we
were supposed to go to a concert there and you
might have sold your ticket to one of those scalpers
because my wife, we were supposed to go with you
and Baser and my wife when we were sitting at
dinner had some kind of allergic reaction and her face
swelled up to look like she had been stung by
(13:52):
one thousand bees. And she said, does it look that bad?
And I said, quote, you can't even notice. And then
she went into the bathroom and she's like, oh my god,
why didn't you tell me it was so bad? We
are not going to the concert. We are not going
to the concert. We have to go home.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Do you want some more details on the artists and
how that actually went down because I remember it.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Oh, I know the artist Stapleton.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, and it stumbled upon me. I did not go
seeking the scalping industry. We got the tickets because you
have a thing where it just looks better if you
get to pick up the tickets, because you don't want
the envelope still to be full with tickets from the label.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
So we go and pick it up, and I'm just
walking and a lady goes, you're not going to the show.
I'll buy your tickets. I'll buy your tickets, and she
just started touching me. I was verbally accosted and touched.
I did make some money for it. And then you go, oh,
you sold George running so much. Ruh, you're so mad,
but I made sixty dollars a lickety split just like that.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
So that's what I'm saying, Like, I don't because when
you go online, scalpers still buy tickets. I think you
just to buy them online. They go and resell them
at a higher price online.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
So why do they have to be in three D
go home on your couch and resell them.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I think they sell most of them three D and
then the day of the concert, whatever they have left,
they go out there and sell the rest.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Just like the Mellow Mushroom theorem on Broadway. I went
down to Broadway and made and I was incorrect. Mellow
Mushroom is still alive. And well, you need to go
on Broadway. I don't think the scalpers are still there.
So you need to go to US show at the
Ryman or Bridge Stone.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
And have you ever been to a Preds game. They're
all standing there right there on the corner by that
one bar.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I mean, I think those guys are doing something else.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Well, we went down there for the SEC tournament two
and a half years ago and did a little video.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Those were scalpers, dude, key was in the details. We
haven't done a YouTube video in two and a half years.
Times changed.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Hey, you were the one that was gonna blow our
YouTube up. I can't.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I saw you.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I can't do it. I can't. And these cameras they don't.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
The cameras don't work. They were supposed to pay for
a program that switches them. It doesn't switch them. My
iPhone's now full. I can't even take videos. So I
don't know what We.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Had someone that works for this organization that was going
to come film the pod once a week and we
haven't seen them in about twenty six years.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Mixing was in office during Watergate.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah, I mean, maybe maybe they got caught up in
Watergate and we just didn't know they got thrown in
the slammer. But whatever, let's start the show. I wonder
how many people scalp tickets to a sore losers convention.
You think those two ladies that randomly came, you think
they've ever listened to pod?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Uh? We talked? Did we ever talk Minnesota wild hockey?
Because we probably should have if we wanted to hook them.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I mean, I don't know that they that was the
weird But yeah, I don't know whatever happened to those ladies.
But they came to like one event and that was it.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
What was weird off that? That was awesome? Two chicks
street rats come into the convention and pay ticket on
the spot that I think we had increased the processing
fees and stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
And they didn't even know who we were. And they
came to the open the happy hour, and then they
came to the watch party and that was it. They
didn't show up for anything else. They missed the live pod,
they mit, but whatever.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
And that's what we do for the nation. Any of
you guys there that were single, did anybody hook up
with them? Because we couldn't have put them on more
of a platter for you guys.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
No, No, I don't even know if the guy's talked
to him. Was all I saw the ladies talking to him.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Ray, I think they hooked up with each other.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Well, that could have been.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
They weren't lying though. They were front row at that
hockey end.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
They were a front row they said, were right by
the wild bench. Like yeah, yeah, oh, they were right
by the wild bench. My bad.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
All right, that's the white zip hoodie. I recognize the
one girl's very tan.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
All right, we're gonna do it live.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
We Oh, the one two three sore loser?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
What's up? Oh, it's Arnold. I lived downtown Broadway, the
Abbey mean her Dayton and uh, I'll find out where
can he split? This weekend? About them scalpers, I'm gonna
try and to scalp some grundies and maybe one of
the Abby's panties. I don't know if that's how it works. Whoa, whoa,
it's what's up, y'all? It says. And I'm from the north.
I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side
in Nashville. If you are looking at it, Uh, it's
(18:22):
due north, and not not a cold north, but just
to do north. And we live in the country two
point two acres and there's nothing but cornfields. Guys, they'll
go over your car right now, they're that high. I
would say, get to the market, get to shuckin', or
you know the other one gets up, you know so,
but bays are two point two kids at Vanderbilt. Justin
just went to dinner with the whole unit. The electrophysiology
(18:43):
unit posted about it on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Oh where'd you go to dinner?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
And I was like, did you guys talk about my kids?
They went to Lachland table.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Oh they went, yeah, they I thought you went with them.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
No, because I was texting him our dumb stuff. I'm
aware but unaware. And he's like, hey, stop texting that.
I'm at dinner with Colin leagues.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
That could be a little weirds, a little awkward.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
And Justin will text that say weird text to Baser like, hey, dude,
stop texting the baser text threat. She literally doesn't understand
her humor and she thinks you're yelling at her. Guys
don't include the wives of the group text.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
That's a little weird. And I can I ask you
a question?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
And then buddy buddy from Austin including strippers and the thread,
I'm like, guys, Billy, yes, I.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Was like, guys, there's wives on this thread. Why did
you call him the buddy from Austin. Why didn't you
just say his name.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Because it was Billy's buddy? Oh yes, well.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Why would he do that with the wives on the thread.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
That's why I didn't have time, so busy CMA Fest weekend.
But I needed to call him out, pull him aside
park bench. Hey, man, I wanted to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
I have a scene. Man, have a seat here. So
you know those things you're texting with the group thread,
like great pigs, they're they're they're amazing. But do you
realize my wife's on this thread? Like, can you take
that over to the guy thread? This is the communal thread.
Just the guy thread is where that belongs. No need
to send that to the wife thread. It's just awkward.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
And the way it was explained to me, if you're
at a strip club, can you film or take pictures? No,
But if you're spending money, they don't give a crap.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
If you're spending that money, you can do whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I was like, dude, how did you guys get these
re undercushions or something? Oh? Man, you just buy a
couple of bottles, take all the VIDs you want.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
That's interesting. Yeah, I mean it's also what I don't get.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
It's advertising it is, That's that's what they're realizing. At casinos.
Some of these guys I follow, they never let you
film in casinos.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Now.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
The guy I followed, John Sarasani. He's taking them all down.
Blaggio's filmed out Aria red Rocks always allowed people. They're MGM.
If there is one that he hasn't filmed out, I
would be shocked. They all allow it now, yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
They all And no pictures, No, oh, can't take a pic.
And now it's all of a sudden, hey take a picture.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Do this?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Do that. It's like it's a free reign at the casino.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Two years ago. You remember that. No, no, no, the pictures. Whoa,
it's my bachelor party with my bros. No, no, don't
take a picture of the blackjack? What the card doesn't
want its picture taken?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, the Ace of Spades is very you know, very shy.
You know, the seven of diamonds. Oh no, no, no,
he has a girlfriend in another town.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
No where he's at.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I mean, it's like, relax, guys, it's just a picture
of the cards. I do not understand it.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
But you haven't been to Vegas in a minute, I know.
Oh sorry, But what I'm saying is, what if there's
a guy doing a live stream and he's got the
camera right next to him, and it's just a bunch
of bots at the table. I know that's gonna piss
you off.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Yeah, I'll be honest if if I'm sitting there to
some YouTube guy, he's filming all our hands, Hey what
do you want?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Tic tac?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
And he's sitting there talking to the all right camera.
So here, I have a six and a five. So
what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna double down, no
matter what the dealer is showing. So I'm gonna put
the same amount of chips over here to the left
of it, and I'm gonna ask for the card face down.
I get that means I only get one card. Ready.
Here we go, dealer, I'd like to double I would
get up from that table and leave.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
That's what I think every time I'm watching it. And
my boy does it one better, which you wouldn't mind.
He has a every time, a bombshell right over his shoulder.
The girl of the weekend, flavor of the week. She
just sits there and once in a while he'll hey,
should I say show it or flip it over when
it's double down? Yeah, and she'll go show it and
wearing half a cocktail dress.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Speaking of cocktail dress, I gotta go to the bathroom.
We'll take a break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Hey man, I want to say something real quick.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
So it has come to my attention. I was listening
to game tape that when I don't have my headphones on,
I talk a little too close to the mic and
it was one percent muffled.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
For that, I apologize, Well, I'd like to get something
off my chest. I don't like to take away from
Callaway and his medical journey and how we're all rallying
behind them. We changed our socials to stand with Callaway.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
We actually can't change him back.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
What what Why can't you change him back?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I don't know. Arnold told me he forgot how to
change him.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Oh, and I have been going through my own medical journey.
I didn't want to bring this to you, but about
a week and a half ago, I was feeling some stiffness,
some swelling in my left knee. I would wake up
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in the morning and be real stiff, and it felt
like it was bruised on the inside of my knee.
And I thought, oh, I must have just knocked it
against the kid running around goofing off. And I'm like,
all right, let me, it'll be all right. I'll get
better and when I sit down at work, it would
get stiff and tight, just like that. I'm like, ah,
(23:46):
that's so weird.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Man. Same around nine pm and it was just.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Being swollen, and I was like, this sucks. And the
new soccer season was supposed to start Wednesday night, and
I was still having the stiffness and the swelling, and
I started googling it.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Oh, always trust ai, man, No.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
No, no, just googling like symptoms, like what could it
possibly be?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Do you think you have what Halliburton has?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I could, That's what I'm saying, Like Halliburton, if he
could play through it, then maybe I could. But then
I looked online and it said that is the sign
of damage the meniscus. And I start going down a
rabbit hole freaking out, like, oh my gosh, is my
career over. Ray has been telling me I need to retire.
(24:35):
Am I gonna be? Okay? What to do?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
So?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I have to text the team and say, hey, guys.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Megan Maroney, nice subtle flags for the country show. Am
I okay? Her song title? Oh didn't know that, Ray,
it's a tie and I'm doing with iHeart country. You're welcome, brass.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I had no idea, but don't forget to check out
take it personally with Morgan Hughesman and feel this with
Amy Brown. I mean great cross promotion.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
There, Ray, I'm in TN. Morgan wall and News song.
What is that?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Oh, I'm in Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
No, it's just TN.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Oh his song is just TN.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah, it's about him and Megan Maroney. He's never gonna
leave here for her in Georgia. He's always gonna be
buried in ten You're gonna be buried in ten.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Interesting, Okay, I didn't know think about that, but uh
I anyway, So I texted my team and I was like, hey, guys,
looks like I'm gonna have to be out. There might
be some damage to the meniscus. I'm having swelling on
the knee pain. And then there's this girl on my
team named Michelle. She was like, you want me to
get you in to see a doctor. I'm like, yeah,
(25:42):
I'm not sure exactly what she does, but she's in
the medical industry.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I know that family. Don't you have a family doctor?
You have to for insurance.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yeah, you have a family doctor, but I wanted a
knee specialist. A family doctor is just like they touch
your ear and they look in your throat. Okay, you
got allergies. They don't know how to diagnose a knee.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Oh you got a mouth sore.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I want someone that is specializes in knees. And so sorry, dude,
you need a Titans doctor. That's exactly what I needed.
And I she said, here, let me what's your Give
me your insurance card. So I sent her a picture
of my insurance card. Two hours later, she's like, all right,
(26:25):
you got an appointment at one o'clock with.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
This doctor, Blue Cross, blue Shield.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
And I'm like, okay. So I'm nervous all day thinking
about it, like, oh my gosh, what's it gonna be?
What's it gonna be? And I go to the doctor
and I walk in and there's a Titans frame jersey
right there on the wall.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Let me guess Warren Moon wrong, Steve McNair wrong, Whitworth,
no Overton, no, Tannehill, Nope, will leave us, Nope, Mayonnaise.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Jar McGrath.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Don't know that.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Don't know that one either. I but there was all
sorts of other jerseys and like sports people, even some
high school people. Thanks for getting my knee better, so
I could, you know, win the state title and lacrosse
or whatever, and the pictures everywhere. I'm like, this is
the cream of the crop. This doctor's office knows what
they're doing. Look at all these athletes that they have healed.
(27:21):
So I'm sitting there and they call me back and
they take me straight to the x ray room.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Alex Smith.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
They don't even take me to the doctor. They take
me straight to the x ray room, throw me on
the table. Then they had me stand ups taking shots
of my knee. Then I go out and wait.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I was gonna say, I can already tell you that
our insurance you had to pay that won't free. I
go out and wait, honey, look at the deductible. We
may not be eating this last day of the month.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
About twenty minutes later, they here follow me. Oh, nice
to meet you. Take me in the first room, Gibbles,
have a seat right here in this chair, and he
goes tell me what's going on? I tell the doc
and I'm like, yeah, my knee just a little tightness.
I don't know, it's just weird.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Hey wait a second, no, are you lunchbocks from the
Bobby Bow Show.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I mean there were some people that recognized me there
and he when he came in. He goes, I'm gonna
bring it back to the other side of the spectrum.
He goes, you're like the most famous knee in the
office today, But I don't really know who you are.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
WHOA what happened to anonymity?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
No, no, he did, he said they. He goes, I
don't know who you are.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
They been talking the waiting room, those people. We need
to go back to the mask era.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
No, no, they didn't sell my information. They just said
hi to me. They were really excited.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I was there put some respect on your name.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Well I'm sorry anyway, I said.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
No autographs like Kelsey Plumb. See that clip, Now that's trending.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Man, tell me about it.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
That I hate to take from your story. But she's
outside of her hotel and she goes, low key, you
guys following me to my hotel? This is kind of creepy,
Like you guys think what you're doing is creepy. All right,
I'll sign one of the pictures and walks off.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
That's funny. That's kind of funny.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
They're like, your bus was outside of it. We knew
it was, y'all.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
That's really funny. That's good. You guys follow me to
my hotel. You don't think that's creepy.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
They even answered. They go yeah kind of, and they go,
look at you sign this, But she was honest. They
were honest. They got a transaction, see you later.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
That's huge for the WNBA. That's bigger than Kaitlyn Clark.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah, Kaitlyn who at Kelsey plump? Who Kelsey? Who does
she play for?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
She's gotta be up there at h vandergriff the one
of those lynxers.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
The idea anyway back to you man. So he sets
me on the table and he starts, how does it
feel when I do this? This grabs you right in
the leg, starts twisting my leg and I'm like, a man,
it doesn't really hurt because show me what I'm like.
I point to the inside and he's like, all right,
let me move it this way. He goes, oh, your
a C a CL feels rock solid. That's solid. I
was like, yes, okay, good. He's like, ah man, he goes,
(29:56):
it feels great to me, and he goes by looking
at your X rays. From what I can tell from
the X rays, there's no damage here to your MCL.
You see this little gap in your knee. The space
is there, it's perfect to everything. That's great.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
There's an I wouldn't use the word gap. The kids
use that for something different now.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Oh really yeah, And then he said, but I mean
X rays gonna be misleading, he goes, because I'll have
people come in here that tore their MCL and there's
not a single bit of swelling.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Can I get some definitive answers?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
And he said, or they don't, you know, tear it.
It's just they think they tore it because it's the
size of a beach ball and it's really just some
swelling in the knee. He goes, So the only way
we can tell, man, he goes, we could give you
a steroid shot and let it, you know, just take
effect and see if it comes back in the next
couple months.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
What the Lance Armstrong, Or.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
We can send you for an MRI man, he goes,
Just depending on what stage of life you want to
get back to. And I said, well, the Green team
needs me. I said, we got soccer start next week
or actually this week, and he goes, So you want
to get back out there on the field. You want
to get back out there playing golf, You want to
get back out there riding your bike. I said yeah,
(31:07):
and he goes, I think we need to send you
for an MRI.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I'm like all right, and he goes, let me see
when I can get you in this doc. Because they
don't have an MRI at their facility.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
You're gonna be a game time decision at the convention too.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Exactly. I don't mean to take away from Calabi.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
I said, get a wheelchair ramp out front of chiefs.
I wasn't kidding.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
I mean it's gonna be cappy callaway you and Box
and Baser actually hurt her leg when my sister jumped
on her last convention. Oh no, that's four people in
a wheelchair.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
We're kidding.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Old gosh, it's bad, dude. And I'm like, great, they're
gonna the meniscus, you know, like surgery. I don't know
how long it takes to recover, but these athletes they
come back in with like four weeks, like three four
weeks they're back out there or something. Okay, So he
gets me an MRI that day. I don't know if
I'm gonna be able to get it today. He probably
early next week. He comes back in ten minutes later.
(32:02):
He goes, I got you one at three thirty. Can
you make it?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
I said, yes, I love this phrase. We're all about phrases. Guys.
Early next week. Pushed it off.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Early next week. No, man, I don't em If I'm
gonna get under the knife, I need to do it
sooner rather than later. I got Coaches convention in six months.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Yeah, I'll get your bones. I'll get you early next week.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Hey, you got that audio for me? Early early next week? Man, okay, cool.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
So a Bazier honeydew. Early next week. I got you.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I go to the separate hospital at you know, three
p thirty. Get there, check in whoa.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Were you a Vanderbilt?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
No I wasn't Vanderbilt. I would have hit up Justin.
I would have hit up Justine who trust me.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
He would have electrophysiolod that ass.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I know he would have done my MRI. Guys, get back.
You don't know what you're doing. I'm electro physiology.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Well, actually I'm just trading. I don't know all the equipment.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
And so they finally called me back and they're like,
all right, which knee is? And they put these contraptions
around my knee and lay me down on the little
thing and they slide me into the little machine and
they give you ear plugs.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Coach, I'm aware. Do you do it for cancer? Man?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Well, some people maybe have not experienced this.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Sorry, okay.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
And they're like it's gonna be really loud. And I
was like, I'll probably fall asleep. And they're like, they're like, no, dude,
it's really loud. I'm like, okay, I mean three minutes
I was asleep. I fell asleep as they're doing it
all over my knee. They're like, all right, we're gonna
send that over to your doctor. You'll probably hear from
them tomorrow early next week.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
All right.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Cool. So I sat around all day yesterday just waiting
for that phone call, just nervous, pins and needles, Pins
and needles. Two o'clock comes, no call, Three o'clock comes,
no call.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Well, Hi, this is the Toy Road in Austin you
it's two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Four o'clock phone rings answer it?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
HI?
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Would you like, no, I don't want to buy that. Nope,
some six one five number. I thought it was them.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Hello, this is a recorded call from your daycare. You
owe five hundred dollars in pact. Pay so frist two
two pay PayPal.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Finally at five thirty six pm, Ring Ring.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I mean we found out about Halliburg around that same time.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Pick it up. Hey man, this doc. Oh man, yeah, man,
tell me the bad news. He goes, Well, the bad
news is I don't see anything wrong with your knee
on the MRI. Bad news is you have He goes,
I see a lot of inflammation in there, so you
must have aggravated something, made something mad, and for some
(34:41):
reason it's not going down. So we got two options.
We can do a PRP shot like Kobe used to.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Do, platelet rich plasma that's what I put in my head.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah, Or we can do a steroid shot to the
knee and it'll zap it quicker.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I got a third option. You need to do an
ice bath. You want to come over the house. No
I don't, he said. Inflammation that's good with that, Yeah,
I know. But I got a fourth option. I have
these nad leposomal things. People do the shots. This is
the free, cheap way. I give you some of these
drops and you just suck them down before the show.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
But this is what I mean. I was sitting there
all day yesterday, right, you go with the doctor. I
would no, No, I was sitting going this is what
Callaway is going through Like he's sitting there waiting for
a phone call.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
It is a little bit more urgent.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Oh, I mean, I don't know meniscus. That's surgery, dude,
it's the same he went through surgery. I was gonna
have to go through surgery. Luckily there is no surgery.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
But today right and radio always try to create parallels.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Watch me at what at one Central time? If you
guys could all be praying for me as I go
to the doctor and they are going to stick a
needle into my knee, I'm praying for Callaway. I would
really appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Guys, hopefully keep your keep your prayers with Callaway. You're
not even walking weird. The doc can't just feel around
figure it out. He's got an mlrio. What does that
even stand for?
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Maria? What is that? Mariah medical radiology image? Yeah, I
don't know. But the good news is there's no tears,
there's nothing, It's just some inflammation. Getting a steroid shot today.
So I would really appreciate your thoughts and prayers. At
one five today stand with Box. Thank you. We'll take
a break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
I'm gonna think that was one of our better segments.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Yeah, you're thinking, I'm gonna have a moniscus tear, dude.
And I was so nervous, but my kne didn't feel
unstable and I was and he was like, do you
remember hurting it? And I was like, I really don't. Man.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Did they ask you bedroom injury or did you initially
tell him it was from the soccer field.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
No, he just asked. He didn't say where did you
hurt it? He said, do you remember hurting it? He
didn't say soccer field, he didn't say bedroom.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Because at our age, nobody's playing sports. I get ray.
I'm the exception to the who nobody's playing sports. So
it's either bedroom injury or you were drunk. You could
it's those two categories.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Well, some don't even have to be drunk. Some just
step off a curb. Wrong now because you're older and
you trip.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Happened to South Beach.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
See he was he was dicking around.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
And he jumped over like a bush and there was
a curb on the other side, rolled his ankle. The
dude was laid up for like four months.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
That's what I mean like, I mean you you, as
you're older, you do something stupid. You trip over a
child's toy and you dislocate your shoulder.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
I was with my parents at the fair and I
jumped over a cone. It was one of the tall ones,
and I racked myself. See that's all it was. Though,
I just couldn't hook up for like a couple of weeks.
That's bad, right, But I'm back.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Good Hey, good news for baser. You're back, dude, Why
didn't instead of said I was playing adult soccer as
an adult in a kid's league or in an in
intramuri league.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Why didn't you say bedroom injury? That's funny, That is funny. Ah, yeah,
I was, you know, and the wife were experiments and
I got me in this.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
And I twisted the wrong way. Man, and ah, man,
that would have been a lot better, dude.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Doc would have a newfound respect. He'd be like baller.
Now I get why you're famous. Instead of I've never
heard of you. You want to hear me? You ever
heard of handcuffs and swing sets? I got a sex injury.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
This is what I need. That's a new thing. When
you guys go to the doctor, don't tell him how
you really heard it. It's all bedroom. Everything is bedroom
because they really don't how did you slice your hand open?
Bedroom injury, dude.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Because I don't think it. I'm not a medical professional.
It was told to me like this. Maybe he's just
creating conversation. He still does the MRI, he's still feeling around.
Does he really you know, all he needs to know
is the knee moved in a different direction. He doesn't
need to know what playing field it was. Uh yeah,
the pillows item stacked. She was laid back and then
(38:50):
I rolled right off the bed. Whoa okay, oh man,
Yeah it was uh, let's just say two words, freak off.
But just me, just me and her. The kids were
in bed, a little too.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Much baby oil, and I mean she slid right off
the sheets, man, and then I tried to catch myself
and I stepped on I mean just when I hit
the ground, my knee just I felt an explosion in
the knee. That would have been better, oh man. But yeah,
we got an email. Man, Yeah, here we go. I've
never been to Nashville, so my husband and I would
be down to go to the coaches convention there the
(39:25):
next year. That's from Veronica. Then we got what was
the last name, just Veronica.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
I know our cousin's name is Veronica. Wow.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Wow, hey boys, all right, has there been an international
guest before coaches Convention?
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Uh, we've never had a guess. We had Morgan locally,
and I'm amy.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
I'm ready for a twenty hour journey to Nashville. It'll
be Bonza, Troy from down Under. Troy from down Under.
I'm making his presence felt. He says he's coming.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Put another shrimp on upby at Troy boomering ass over
to Nashville.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Here's from Ben Davis. Coachers, keep it in Nashville. I
really planned on coming this year Ben d all Right,
Ben Davis. If I don't see you, buy a ticket
your band.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Ben Davis is a powerhouse high school in Indiana. It
was explained to me, really, yeah, they're amazing at football.
X used to go there and just dated the quarterback
and they just and then I was the next in line.
So she dated the quarterback at Ben Davis. Then in
college she dated me next.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
That's kind of a step down.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
And I got cut from the baseball team two weeks later.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
So hello, coaches, I'd like to say first congratulations to
the Hogs for making it as far as they did.
I'd also like to say a big thank you to
Weenwhaile Alloy for showing the future shortstop exactly what not
to do. Instead of turning their routine six' four to
(40:57):
three double, play the shortstop made the bonehead to say
to go to third and it. Backfired that misplay opened
the door and ultimately cost The hogs the. Game to
all the young, shortstops do not do what he did
onto the mediocre season for, football WHERE i will accept
six wins as equivalent to A Natty hog fan for.
(41:19):
Life whoopig suey is hashtag still a? Thing seell It
Coaches convention five justin will never see my team Win
moreland From Glenn, Rose. Arkansas good, GUY i mean he is, depressed. Dude.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Yeah and they looked like the. Powerhouse they were the
favorite In.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Vegas oh my, gosh. Dude and then that shortstop picks
it up throws it to the third. Shortstop guy Love field,
said watch me whip and dives a minute too.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Soon it looked like it hit him in the crank hit.
Him it pight have hit him right in the pie.
Hole it might.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Have And i'm gonna tell you WHAT i, watched LIKE
i saw it online after the. Game that shortstop was.
Bawling he was.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
BORN i think the left fielder was balling.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Too someone was. BALD i don't know who was. Bald
one of them was. Baling maybe he was a left,
fielder but they. Were everybody was hugging. Him everybody was hugging.
HIM i, mean he was just absolutely, distraught absolute. Blunder
love that.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Emotion the bat, FLIPPING i, mean save that for banana.
Ball you don't like bat, Flipping, no, Dude me and
justin anti banana. Ball angelina wanted to go to banana.
Ball we. Don't i'm going to A Nashville sounds. Game
we want to see the guys round the. BASES i
don't need him doing a. FLIP i want to see
two hands in the outfields and when you when you
hit a home, run head down round the. Basis this
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isn't a hot dog. Fest, okay save that for banana
ball and the banana hammocks and all these guys dancing
with their dick. Out i'm telling you right, now the
banana ball can. Go i've been against it since day.
One because it if my grandfather and father saw what
is a mockery that has happened with the game of, baseball.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
You should do. That take your. Dad, Hey, Dad i'm
gonna take you to a baseball.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Game literally texted justin the exact THING i.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Might and then you show up and just see how
you're dad. Reacts come, on two hands on the? Ball,
YEAH i, Know, dad it's. Crazy why why is He? Dan,
no we only got time for, Dancing.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Tristan what DID i tell you same not to? Do
he's dancing. Around get in the box and start figuring
out what you're gonna do with the. Picture is it
a bunch? Situation get your. Signs that guy's doing too much.
DANCING i, Know, DAD i. KNOW i, mean, dude my
grandfather would walk Into nissan and walk right out after
he Watched banana. Hammickball my Name's bennett eying in.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
It my name Is. Paul it's up to. Y'all my Name's.
Dick i'm out of there. Quick, hey my Name's. Rick
that stuff makes me. Sick, DUDE i got ben. It
i've NEVER i UNDERSTAND i should take my kids because
it would be fun for the. Kids but it is
unwatchable to. Me it doesn't seem. Fun it seems, annoying
(43:54):
and it seems like it's just so over the top and.
OUTRAGEOUS i would rather just go watch a baseball.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Game and it's it's look at, me it's that. Culture it's,
Hey i'm gonna film a tick. Tach, now what you're
gonna do is put pine tar on your bat and
get up to the plate and swing the, stick you.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Know grab the lumber and smack.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
It and all he hit hit a home? Run, wait
what's the home run leader in banana? Ball two home?
Runs because guess, what they're all just around? There WHAT
lolli gagon get in the plate and start focusing on
what you're gonna do up to. Bat so and that
you know why those kids In arkansas made those. Errors
they're watching too much banana. Ball oh my, god that
guy was trying to do a trick in the left.
(44:32):
Field it hit him right in the.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
Slit it was, like, dude this is a great time
to try my new trick audition for the Banana. Ball
he was, thinking if the banana ball sees me do
this amazing, dive Then i'll be able to get there next.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Year you know what he was trying to. Do he
was trying to catch it between his butt, cheeks and
then he would have given him a ticket to banana.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Ball question is this is a great? Question?
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Right you want to try? That let's say he.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Dives right and it just lands on him and it
just sits there on his. Butt does he hecks have
to hold it? Up or does he is? It can
it just be sit there on his? Button it's an?
Speaker 1 (45:08):
OUT i want to say. Motionless you'd be good because
if guys catch it the banana, ballers they catch it
in their cranks and they hold it in their jock
strap and it's considered it.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Out BECAUSE i just, wondered does he had to eventually
show the ball to the ump or can he just
lay there for five minutes and he's?
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Out we'll get answer that Next Rosenblatt World. Series, MAN
i mean it starts this.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Weekend. Yeah Coastal. Carolina they've won like twenty eight games
in a.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Row aren't the? Way who do you think is gonna?
Win boomer did Call haliburt and the boys making a
game seven that was. Shocking But, boomer who do you
think is gonna?
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Win?
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Ah boomer PROBABLY lsus and say Beat. Arkansas they took
out the. POWERHOUSE i Think Coastal caroline is gonna. Win, Okay,
boomer he hasn't watched them all, year but he thinks
they're gonna.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Win we'll take a. Break Bright, back explain to me
how The pacers absolutely ran them out of the building all.
Night three.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Pointers it's not a lot of. GUY i gotta.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Go, YEAH i have a good. Weekend game seven On.
Sunday enjoy The College World. Series bye, bye eh, eh
don't just say. It, Okay i'm not doing. ANYTHING i
didn't watch the, game SO i by the TIME i
(46:25):
got around to A, tv it was already a twenty point.
Game didn't see. It you, guys have a good Weekend
College World. SERIES i Watched scheffler try to go for
fifty nine, yesterday but he didn't get. There he's really
good at. Golf ray forgot to hit, stop didn't? He all,
Right i'm talking to. Nobody ray had a bathroom. Emergency
he had a jet all.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
Right all, right.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
My Name's. Paul i'd rather be at the mall
All right, I hit it good. Well, no, what are
you talking about my my MIC's not on it or
my mic is not on?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
You have to turn there. You go like your little
joke wasn't working because my mic wasn't on period, your
audio guy game. I mean, see, you have no idea
because you refuse to wear the headphones.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Can I please say I intentionally unintentionally turned your mic off,
not even intentionally got it.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
You were trying to be funny with yours and you
actually did it to mine because I'm like, hey, dude,
the joke's supposed to be your MIC's not on and
my mic is on, but here we are neither here
nor there. Yes, oh man, happy Friday, dude.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Dude funny saying me and Justin had been on a
kick where it's it's probably not funny to the truckers
like you guys. Honestly, I don't know if you text
this stuff to your wives and stuff like that. Maybe
that was whow but I'll say it'll just be a
dumb sentence like he tells he told me the hitters
to pick for tonight because we're playing beat the Streak. Yeah,
pick a hitter gets fifty seven. You win five point
(01:08):
six million. The leaders at thirty seven right now, Pedro,
the other guy that was at fifty fell and so
Justin goes, uh. He said, the two people to pick
Marte and Naylor because they play a course field tonight.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Usually a lot of hits, a lot of hits.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
And then I said, I'm I'm assuming it.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Okay, hilarious, I'm assuming. What a great saying. When you
were saying funny sayings, the one that came to my
mind first was, uh, I'm assuming.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
He goes, you're gonna want this is there's a point
to this. He said, you're gonna want to pick diamondback
hitters today, and I responded, I'm unaware but aware if
that makes any sense what you're talking about. So to
whatever it is, we'll say I'm unaware but aware and no. Well,
the phrase is if that makes any sense that the
other person's like, oh, it doesn't make any consense, dude,
(02:02):
rephrase it.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Where are you at the beat the streak.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Of at two? Oh my god, I almost reverse beat
the streak. I went seven straight days at zero.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
That's impressive. Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying. It's so
hard it's almost impossible. That I gave up the first
year we tried it. I did it like maybe eight days,
and then I was just done. I couldn't do it.
I was like, man, I get one and miss and
I'm back to zero. Just not worth it. Then I'm
stressed out all night checking my guys. But why am
I checking my guys. It's not like I'm betting millions
(02:37):
of dollars on it. Oh yes, I'm betting nothing. I
have no like, I don't have to pay for this.
And I realized it's impossible. I'm never gonna get there.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
It isn't impossible, it is right.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
When has it been done? Never impossible.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
They've had it for twenty years and it's never been done. Close.
This was fifty one. You get the highest number, you
get ten thousand for the year. So right now that's
the low tank guy. Pedro four two, he's at thirty seven.
He's pretty strategic. He'll take a week off at a
time and then fire away. It's an interesting game. It
really is good. And what does it do? It brings
you closer to the players. Otherwise, are we watching the MLB?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I did watch some MLB yesterday. I had it on
the MLB Network and they had the maybe it was
the Power Hour. I don't know what it was because
there was nothing else on TV. It was just the
middle of the afternoon. I was sitting on the couch
and so they had four different games going on on
the TV.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, I've seen that quad box for MLB.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
It was great, man, I was watching. I watched the Nationals.
Dude would walk it off in the bottom of the eleventh,
two outs, two strikes and wham over the centerfield wall.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Run Jay Wood.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
He's good.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, we made far too many sexual jokes about that guy.
We like to pick him. He's a first hitter, so ah, leadoff.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
But Justin you always remember the guy that screwed you.
Justin was at fifteen. He's the leader of me and
him this year. And Jose Ramirez'll You'll never forget the
name of the person that screws you me Anthony Rendon
in twenty nineteen. He screwed me when I was at
twenty eight. And in twenty twenty two, right before I
went to Destin, Vladguo Junior he screwed me at twenty two.
(04:16):
You never forget the guys.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Why, I mean, I've screwed a few girls. I forgot
their names, so you're lying you don't always remember the
person that screws you, like I mean, I don't know
her name, but that's okay.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
What's the highest you've gotten?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
No, No, I'm talking about a chicks, dude, I don't
beat the street. The highest I got all was like five.
I'm telling you, I gave up so quick.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
We don't even call it beat the streak anymore.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
We call it beat your meat, Okay. I mean, what
a great name for It is perfect because you're better
off to beat your meat than you are to probably
beat the street, because you're not gonna win. At least
you get something out of beat your Meat.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
And the reason I realized why I'm fascinated with it,
why it's better than betting, is because betting it's individual.
And the reason I originally became addicted to betting is
because I hit fifteen bets in a row and the
bet that I lost was Lebron. I put him over
twenty points and he absolutely tanked, so he screwed up
my streak. But I won fifteen bets in a row.
(05:16):
Then there was a time when I was betting tennis,
and were they some of them heavy money lines, sure,
But when I was betting tennis, I won twenty two
in a row. That is when I became addicted to betting,
because it was the build up and it's the streaks.
That's why I like hence in the name beat the
streak streak.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I think I enjoyed. I began began to enjoy the
gambling aspect of life when I was just a young
little lad maybe eight nine years old.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Kid, give me a dollar. I'll give you a dollar.
First one to get frog farted.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Fuck you're it when no teeth. Keith introduced us to
what gambling was, and he'd call his little number. Willie
Mays was his password, and every once in a while
he'd be like kid.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I say, well, he made you dummy, you dumb it.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
He would let us pick a parlay for the weekend,
or a teaser. He's the one that taught me how
to do a teaser. He's like, kid, will do a teaser.
You get to pick three teams and you can add
six points to the line. And I was like, this
is unbelievable. Hey, it wasn't even my money, it was
his money. And I don't even like, how would he
(06:27):
ever even get the money if he won. I have
no idea, like he's calling some like back in the day,
did they mail checks from these things.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I know a guy that did it. And what they
do is they'll go if your place of employment has
a mailbox, they'll bring an envelope with the money if
you win.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
If you no, No, he's not calling anywhere in America.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, yeah he was. No, he was not. Hey, I'm
telling you. And if he wins, they come by with
an envelope and they put it in an envelope in
the mailbox at your place of employments.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
If you a local bookie.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
If you lose, you got to drive to them. And
if you're not at their place in the next couple
of weeks, they come to you.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
No, no, that is like a local bookie from the
back of the bar. This was some number.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
And guys, I'm not being funny though it was explained
to me like that. When I first knew about.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
It, he called like, I don't know where the heck
it was, Willie Mays, I do not know where he
was calling. He was not calling America.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Well, I'm telling you, I'm not an expert on this,
and I don't I don't even claim to be guys.
I don't. So he was calling locally if you were,
if you're calling overseas, places were only websites. That's all
it was. So I don't the calling aspect had to
have been a guy in Austin.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I no, no, no, I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I don't think you're right, because the question is how
would they have gotten him the money? I have? No,
not local.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
That's what I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
There wasn't Venmo, there wasn't cash app, there wasn't zeee,
there wasn't PayPal man.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
There's a lot of ways we pay really like, I mean,
it used to be check, cash or card. Now you
have all sorts of things.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
You got cash app? No, do you got WhatsApp?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
What I would? I would?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Somebody asks me if I have WhatsApp? I'm like, what.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I have WhatsApp? You know why because Batter's Box doesn't
have an iPhone, So if you want to FaceTime him,
you have to have WhatsApp so you can see his kid.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Happy birthday to you? Makes it so difficult, I mean,
it's just like, come on, Batter's Box, get with the times.
What if everybody that's a batter's box here with a
special happy.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Hey, I'm on WhatsApp. I'm kind of running from some people,
so just hit me up over there.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I mean chess Day was a bookie when he was
in college.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Quick question, but I want you to go back to
Chess Day. No teeth, Keith. So if you guys did win,
did he pay you money or or or.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Did it just go into his account? And he'd ask
a kid, do you want the money or do you
want to bet again?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Hey kid, I'm outside the middle school. You want to
meet me by the monkey bars. I have your two
dollars and fifty cents.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
That's a great He always said, if you if you win,
if you want to do another bet, or you want
the money, And of course what are you gonna say?
You do another bet, do another bet, do another bet.
So there's no way we ever got any money out ever.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Hey kid, we're trying to do day baseball. Meet you
on the recess out there at the basketball courts. I
need two dollars and I need it fast. What about
Chess Day?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
So Chess Day when he was in school at uh
Texas Tech University, he was a bookie.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
He just became a cooler.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
He was a one hundred percent bookie, lucrative. I don't
know if it was lucrative or not, but I.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Just it's the only bookie that ever lost money. Well,
it's gotta be tough because you need high volumes of
money coming in, so they balance each other out and
you take the juice, so you always win game tonight,
tomorrow night, the next night, whatever it is. Pacers and
thunder cl I mean, when do they play again? I
(10:02):
need a Saturday game? Why NBA?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
But I mean sixteen days in between every game is
driving me nuts.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
So if you're a bookie, you need the money. You
need equal amount of action on the Pacers, equal amount
of action on the thunder And that's why they make
betting lines so that people are tempted by the nine,
by the ten. Oh I get ten points, well then
I'm gonna go Pacers. So I'm guessing he didn't have
equal action on both sides and he ended up going
in the hole.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I never really got into the weeds of how he did,
but I do know one guy owed him some money.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
He had to go run him down.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I know that if I remember the story correct. One
guy did owe him some money, stopped returning his calls,
ran into him at a bar. There might have been a.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Fight, okay, So okay, so that's how he had to
get his money.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah, but that's I mean, that's tough. That's that's a
tough life to live. And I think that's what he
realizes that was a really hard life to live, is
to have to go collect from these people because we
were a bunch of idiot college students. But yeah, he
was a bookie for a short time a period in
his life.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
A guy that I know, he owed hundreds of dollars
and I can't say the city. It's New Orleans and yeah, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm not CALLO. It's in a bad spot. All right,
here's a big secret I got about callaoy man. He
owes a bucky. You gonna come knock him over the
other leg I kid ain't gonna be walking come convention time.
(11:39):
So he owed hundreds of dollars and he just stopped
responding and the guy eventually just gave up. And the
person I know moved to a different city. So it's
not like you would bump into each other at a bar,
but you just if it's a hundred the way it's
explained to me. Maybe that's our new phrase, the way
it's explained to me. If it's in the hundreds of dollars.
They try to get it pressed you a little bit,
but eventually they fold.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Here's the thing, the thing, the days of the book
You're gone exactly. Back in the day, I really do
believe there was probably some crazy bookies that would you know,
if you had a big debt, they'd come for your legs.
If you lived in New York, you know what I'm saying,
or you lived in Boston. I'm a puck. My co
bocking by the Godden Frankie's.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Getting a pie and me and him are gonna come
over there with one of those batons, you know what
I'm saying. So you got it that count of two ten? Shoot?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
You know, does that make sense? I don't hear anything.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, I'll meet you by the lower Hobbo over there
by sag Habba they call us up of the ship yards. Yeah,
I'll meet you over there.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah you ready to start? The show man thought we did, No,
we didn't.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Oh, but yeah, online yambling totally took it away from
the bookies. You gotta go get jobs. The other thing
is all the ticket apps, the guys selling the tickets
on the street. I would imagine they're pretty much gone now.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Scalpers are still there, which.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Is Oh that is it is all a electronic ticketing.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
That is what I am trying to figure out. I
don't understand how the scalping game still works.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I bet it's not as strong as it was five
years ago in Nashville because when I was downtown outside
of a send, there was no less than ten guys
out there every single concert. And I swear when it
first opened there was a concert every day of the week.
Huh Hey, guy said, No, I'm just trying to get
into my parking spot. Yeah, I don't. I don't need
any tickets. I don't need any problems. Thanks guys. Yet
enjoy Chicago to night. Yep, yeah, I'm just parking. Don't
(13:28):
want a ticket, thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah. I do remember that about a sin, because we
were supposed to go to a concert there and you
might have sold your ticket to one of those scalpers
because my wife, we were supposed to go with you
and Baser and my wife when we were sitting at
dinner had some kind of allergic reaction and her face
swelled up to look like she had been stung by
(13:52):
one thousand bees. And she said, does it look that bad?
And I said, quote, you can't even notice. And then
she went into the bathroom and she's like, oh my god,
why didn't you tell me it was so bad? We
are not going to the concert. We are not going
to the concert. We have to go home.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Do you want some more details on the artists and
how that actually went down because I remember it.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Oh, I know the artist Stapleton.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, and it stumbled upon me. I did not go
seeking the scalping industry. We got the tickets because you
have a thing where it just looks better if you
get to pick up the tickets, because you don't want
the envelope still to be full with tickets from the label.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
So we go and pick it up, and I'm just
walking and a lady goes, you're not going to the show.
I'll buy your tickets. I'll buy your tickets, and she
just started touching me. I was verbally accosted and touched.
I did make some money for it. And then you go, oh,
you sold George running so much. Ruh, you're so mad,
but I made sixty dollars a lickety split just like that.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
So that's what I'm saying, Like, I don't because when
you go online, scalpers still buy tickets. I think you
just to buy them online. They go and resell them
at a higher price online.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
So why do they have to be in three D
go home on your couch and resell them.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I think they sell most of them three D and
then the day of the concert, whatever they have left,
they go out there and sell the rest.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Just like the Mellow Mushroom theorem on Broadway. I went
down to Broadway and made and I was incorrect. Mellow
Mushroom is still alive. And well, you need to go
on Broadway. I don't think the scalpers are still there.
So you need to go to US show at the
Ryman or Bridge Stone.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
And have you ever been to a Preds game. They're
all standing there right there on the corner by that
one bar.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I mean, I think those guys are doing something else.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Well, we went down there for the SEC tournament two
and a half years ago and did a little video.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Those were scalpers, dude, key was in the details. We
haven't done a YouTube video in two and a half years.
Times changed.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Hey, you were the one that was gonna blow our
YouTube up. I can't.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I saw you.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I can't do it. I can't. And these cameras they don't.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
The cameras don't work. They were supposed to pay for
a program that switches them. It doesn't switch them. My
iPhone's now full. I can't even take videos. So I
don't know what We.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Had someone that works for this organization that was going
to come film the pod once a week and we
haven't seen them in about twenty six years.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Mixing was in office during Watergate.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah, I mean, maybe maybe they got caught up in
Watergate and we just didn't know they got thrown in
the slammer. But whatever, let's start the show. I wonder
how many people scalp tickets to a sore losers convention.
You think those two ladies that randomly came, you think
they've ever listened to pod?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Uh? We talked? Did we ever talk Minnesota wild hockey?
Because we probably should have if we wanted to hook them.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I mean, I don't know that they that was the
weird But yeah, I don't know whatever happened to those ladies.
But they came to like one event and that was it.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
What was weird off that? That was awesome? Two chicks
street rats come into the convention and pay ticket on
the spot that I think we had increased the processing
fees and stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
And they didn't even know who we were. And they
came to the open the happy hour, and then they
came to the watch party and that was it. They
didn't show up for anything else. They missed the live pod,
they mit, but whatever.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
And that's what we do for the nation. Any of
you guys there that were single, did anybody hook up
with them? Because we couldn't have put them on more
of a platter for you guys.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
No, No, I don't even know if the guy's talked
to him. Was all I saw the ladies talking to him.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Ray, I think they hooked up with each other.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Well, that could have been.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
They weren't lying though. They were front row at that
hockey end.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
They were a front row they said, were right by
the wild bench. Like yeah, yeah, oh, they were right
by the wild bench. My bad.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
All right, that's the white zip hoodie. I recognize the
one girl's very tan.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
All right, we're gonna do it live.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
We Oh, the one two three sore loser?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
What's up? Oh, it's Arnold. I lived downtown Broadway, the
Abbey mean her Dayton and uh, I'll find out where
can he split? This weekend? About them scalpers, I'm gonna
try and to scalp some grundies and maybe one of
the Abby's panties. I don't know if that's how it works. Whoa, whoa,
it's what's up, y'all? It says. And I'm from the north.
I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side
in Nashville. If you are looking at it, Uh, it's
(18:22):
due north, and not not a cold north, but just
to do north. And we live in the country two
point two acres and there's nothing but cornfields. Guys, they'll
go over your car right now, they're that high. I
would say, get to the market, get to shuckin', or
you know the other one gets up, you know so,
but bays are two point two kids at Vanderbilt. Justin
just went to dinner with the whole unit. The electrophysiology
(18:43):
unit posted about it on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Oh where'd you go to dinner?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
And I was like, did you guys talk about my kids?
They went to Lachland table.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Oh they went, yeah, they I thought you went with them.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
No, because I was texting him our dumb stuff. I'm
aware but unaware. And he's like, hey, stop texting that.
I'm at dinner with Colin leagues.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
That could be a little weirds, a little awkward.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
And Justin will text that say weird text to Baser like, hey, dude,
stop texting the baser text threat. She literally doesn't understand
her humor and she thinks you're yelling at her. Guys
don't include the wives of the group text.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
That's a little weird. And I can I ask you
a question?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
And then buddy buddy from Austin including strippers and the thread,
I'm like, guys, Billy, yes, I.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Was like, guys, there's wives on this thread. Why did
you call him the buddy from Austin. Why didn't you
just say his name.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Because it was Billy's buddy? Oh yes, well.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Why would he do that with the wives on the thread.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
That's why I didn't have time, so busy CMA Fest weekend.
But I needed to call him out, pull him aside
park bench. Hey, man, I wanted to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
I have a scene. Man, have a seat here. So
you know those things you're texting with the group thread,
like great pigs, they're they're they're amazing. But do you
realize my wife's on this thread? Like, can you take
that over to the guy thread? This is the communal thread.
Just the guy thread is where that belongs. No need
to send that to the wife thread. It's just awkward.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
And the way it was explained to me, if you're
at a strip club, can you film or take pictures? No,
But if you're spending money, they don't give a crap.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
If you're spending that money, you can do whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I was like, dude, how did you guys get these
re undercushions or something? Oh? Man, you just buy a
couple of bottles, take all the VIDs you want.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
That's interesting. Yeah, I mean it's also what I don't get.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
It's advertising it is, That's that's what they're realizing. At casinos.
Some of these guys I follow, they never let you
film in casinos.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Now.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
The guy I followed, John Sarasani. He's taking them all down.
Blaggio's filmed out Aria red Rocks always allowed people. They're MGM.
If there is one that he hasn't filmed out, I
would be shocked. They all allow it now, yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
They all And no pictures, No, oh, can't take a pic.
And now it's all of a sudden, hey take a picture.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Do this?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Do that. It's like it's a free reign at the casino.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Two years ago. You remember that. No, no, no, the pictures. Whoa,
it's my bachelor party with my bros. No, no, don't
take a picture of the blackjack? What the card doesn't
want its picture taken?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, the Ace of Spades is very you know, very shy.
You know, the seven of diamonds. Oh no, no, no,
he has a girlfriend in another town.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
No where he's at.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I mean, it's like, relax, guys, it's just a picture
of the cards. I do not understand it.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
But you haven't been to Vegas in a minute, I know.
Oh sorry, But what I'm saying is, what if there's
a guy doing a live stream and he's got the
camera right next to him, and it's just a bunch
of bots at the table. I know that's gonna piss
you off.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Yeah, I'll be honest if if I'm sitting there to
some YouTube guy, he's filming all our hands, Hey what
do you want?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Tic tac?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
And he's sitting there talking to the all right camera.
So here, I have a six and a five. So
what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna double down, no
matter what the dealer is showing. So I'm gonna put
the same amount of chips over here to the left
of it, and I'm gonna ask for the card face down.
I get that means I only get one card. Ready.
Here we go, dealer, I'd like to double I would
get up from that table and leave.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
That's what I think every time I'm watching it. And
my boy does it one better, which you wouldn't mind.
He has a every time, a bombshell right over his shoulder.
The girl of the weekend, flavor of the week. She
just sits there and once in a while he'll hey,
should I say show it or flip it over when
it's double down? Yeah, and she'll go show it and
wearing half a cocktail dress.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Speaking of cocktail dress, I gotta go to the bathroom.
We'll take a break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Hey man, I want to say something real quick.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
So it has come to my attention. I was listening
to game tape that when I don't have my headphones on,
I talk a little too close to the mic and
it was one percent muffled.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
For that, I apologize, Well, I'd like to get something
off my chest. I don't like to take away from
Callaway and his medical journey and how we're all rallying
behind them. We changed our socials to stand with Callaway.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
We actually can't change him back.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
What what Why can't you change him back?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I don't know. Arnold told me he forgot how to
change him.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Oh, and I have been going through my own medical journey.
I didn't want to bring this to you, but about
a week and a half ago, I was feeling some stiffness,
some swelling in my left knee. I would wake up
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in the morning and be real stiff, and it felt
like it was bruised on the inside of my knee.
And I thought, oh, I must have just knocked it
against the kid running around goofing off. And I'm like,
all right, let me, it'll be all right. I'll get
better and when I sit down at work, it would
get stiff and tight, just like that. I'm like, ah,
(23:46):
that's so weird.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Man. Same around nine pm and it was just.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Being swollen, and I was like, this sucks. And the
new soccer season was supposed to start Wednesday night, and
I was still having the stiffness and the swelling, and
I started googling it.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Oh, always trust ai, man, No.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
No, no, just googling like symptoms, like what could it
possibly be?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Do you think you have what Halliburton has?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I could, That's what I'm saying, Like Halliburton, if he
could play through it, then maybe I could. But then
I looked online and it said that is the sign
of damage the meniscus. And I start going down a
rabbit hole freaking out, like, oh my gosh, is my
career over. Ray has been telling me I need to retire.
(24:35):
Am I gonna be? Okay? What to do?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
So?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I have to text the team and say, hey, guys.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Megan Maroney, nice subtle flags for the country show. Am
I okay? Her song title? Oh didn't know that, Ray,
it's a tie and I'm doing with iHeart country. You're welcome, brass.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I had no idea, but don't forget to check out
take it personally with Morgan Hughesman and feel this with
Amy Brown. I mean great cross promotion.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
There, Ray, I'm in TN. Morgan wall and News song.
What is that?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Oh, I'm in Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
No, it's just TN.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Oh his song is just TN.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah, it's about him and Megan Maroney. He's never gonna
leave here for her in Georgia. He's always gonna be
buried in ten You're gonna be buried in ten.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Interesting, Okay, I didn't know think about that, but uh
I anyway, So I texted my team and I was like, hey, guys,
looks like I'm gonna have to be out. There might
be some damage to the meniscus. I'm having swelling on
the knee pain. And then there's this girl on my
team named Michelle. She was like, you want me to
get you in to see a doctor. I'm like, yeah,
(25:42):
I'm not sure exactly what she does, but she's in
the medical industry.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I know that family. Don't you have a family doctor?
You have to for insurance.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yeah, you have a family doctor, but I wanted a
knee specialist. A family doctor is just like they touch
your ear and they look in your throat. Okay, you
got allergies. They don't know how to diagnose a knee.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Oh you got a mouth sore.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I want someone that is specializes in knees. And so sorry, dude,
you need a Titans doctor. That's exactly what I needed.
And I she said, here, let me what's your Give
me your insurance card. So I sent her a picture
of my insurance card. Two hours later, she's like, all right,
(26:25):
you got an appointment at one o'clock with.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
This doctor, Blue Cross, blue Shield.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
And I'm like, okay. So I'm nervous all day thinking
about it, like, oh my gosh, what's it gonna be?
What's it gonna be? And I go to the doctor
and I walk in and there's a Titans frame jersey
right there on the wall.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Let me guess Warren Moon wrong, Steve McNair wrong, Whitworth,
no Overton, no, Tannehill, Nope, will leave us, Nope, Mayonnaise.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Jar McGrath.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Don't know that.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Don't know that one either. I but there was all
sorts of other jerseys and like sports people, even some
high school people. Thanks for getting my knee better, so
I could, you know, win the state title and lacrosse
or whatever, and the pictures everywhere. I'm like, this is
the cream of the crop. This doctor's office knows what
they're doing. Look at all these athletes that they have healed.
(27:21):
So I'm sitting there and they call me back and
they take me straight to the x ray room.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Alex Smith.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
They don't even take me to the doctor. They take
me straight to the x ray room, throw me on
the table. Then they had me stand ups taking shots
of my knee. Then I go out and wait.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I was gonna say, I can already tell you that
our insurance you had to pay that won't free. I
go out and wait, honey, look at the deductible. We
may not be eating this last day of the month.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
About twenty minutes later, they here follow me. Oh, nice
to meet you. Take me in the first room, Gibbles,
have a seat right here in this chair, and he
goes tell me what's going on? I tell the doc
and I'm like, yeah, my knee just a little tightness.
I don't know, it's just weird.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Hey wait a second, no, are you lunchbocks from the
Bobby Bow Show.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I mean there were some people that recognized me there
and he when he came in. He goes, I'm gonna
bring it back to the other side of the spectrum.
He goes, you're like the most famous knee in the
office today, But I don't really know who you are.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
WHOA what happened to anonymity?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
No, no, he did, he said they. He goes, I
don't know who you are.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
They been talking the waiting room, those people. We need
to go back to the mask era.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
No, no, they didn't sell my information. They just said
hi to me. They were really excited.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I was there put some respect on your name.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Well I'm sorry anyway, I said.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
No autographs like Kelsey Plumb. See that clip, Now that's trending.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Man, tell me about it.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
That I hate to take from your story. But she's
outside of her hotel and she goes, low key, you
guys following me to my hotel? This is kind of creepy,
Like you guys think what you're doing is creepy. All right,
I'll sign one of the pictures and walks off.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
That's funny. That's kind of funny.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
They're like, your bus was outside of it. We knew
it was, y'all.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
That's really funny. That's good. You guys follow me to
my hotel. You don't think that's creepy.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
They even answered. They go yeah kind of, and they go,
look at you sign this, But she was honest. They
were honest. They got a transaction, see you later.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
That's huge for the WNBA. That's bigger than Kaitlyn Clark.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah, Kaitlyn who at Kelsey plump? Who Kelsey? Who does
she play for?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
She's gotta be up there at h vandergriff the one
of those lynxers.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
The idea anyway back to you man. So he sets
me on the table and he starts, how does it
feel when I do this? This grabs you right in
the leg, starts twisting my leg and I'm like, a man,
it doesn't really hurt because show me what I'm like.
I point to the inside and he's like, all right,
let me move it this way. He goes, oh, your
a C a CL feels rock solid. That's solid. I
was like, yes, okay, good. He's like, ah man, he goes,
(29:56):
it feels great to me, and he goes by looking
at your X rays. From what I can tell from
the X rays, there's no damage here to your MCL.
You see this little gap in your knee. The space
is there, it's perfect to everything. That's great.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
There's an I wouldn't use the word gap. The kids
use that for something different now.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Oh really yeah, And then he said, but I mean
X rays gonna be misleading, he goes, because I'll have
people come in here that tore their MCL and there's
not a single bit of swelling.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Can I get some definitive answers?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
And he said, or they don't, you know, tear it.
It's just they think they tore it because it's the
size of a beach ball and it's really just some
swelling in the knee. He goes, So the only way
we can tell, man, he goes, we could give you
a steroid shot and let it, you know, just take
effect and see if it comes back in the next
couple months.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
What the Lance Armstrong, Or.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
We can send you for an MRI man, he goes,
Just depending on what stage of life you want to
get back to. And I said, well, the Green team
needs me. I said, we got soccer start next week
or actually this week, and he goes, So you want
to get back out there on the field. You want
to get back out there playing golf, You want to
get back out there riding your bike. I said yeah,
(31:07):
and he goes, I think we need to send you
for an MRI.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I'm like all right, and he goes, let me see
when I can get you in this doc. Because they
don't have an MRI at their facility.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
You're gonna be a game time decision at the convention too.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Exactly. I don't mean to take away from Calabi.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
I said, get a wheelchair ramp out front of chiefs.
I wasn't kidding.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
I mean it's gonna be cappy callaway you and Box
and Baser actually hurt her leg when my sister jumped
on her last convention. Oh no, that's four people in
a wheelchair.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
We're kidding.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Old gosh, it's bad, dude. And I'm like, great, they're
gonna the meniscus, you know, like surgery. I don't know
how long it takes to recover, but these athletes they
come back in with like four weeks, like three four
weeks they're back out there or something. Okay, So he
gets me an MRI that day. I don't know if
I'm gonna be able to get it today. He probably
early next week. He comes back in ten minutes later.
(32:02):
He goes, I got you one at three thirty. Can
you make it?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
I said, yes, I love this phrase. We're all about phrases. Guys.
Early next week. Pushed it off.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Early next week. No, man, I don't em If I'm
gonna get under the knife, I need to do it
sooner rather than later. I got Coaches convention in six months.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Yeah, I'll get your bones. I'll get you early next week.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Hey, you got that audio for me? Early early next week? Man, okay, cool.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
So a Bazier honeydew. Early next week. I got you.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I go to the separate hospital at you know, three
p thirty. Get there, check in whoa.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Were you a Vanderbilt?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
No I wasn't Vanderbilt. I would have hit up Justin.
I would have hit up Justine who trust me.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
He would have electrophysiolod that ass.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I know he would have done my MRI. Guys, get back.
You don't know what you're doing. I'm electro physiology.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Well, actually I'm just trading. I don't know all the equipment.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
And so they finally called me back and they're like,
all right, which knee is? And they put these contraptions
around my knee and lay me down on the little
thing and they slide me into the little machine and
they give you ear plugs.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Coach, I'm aware. Do you do it for cancer? Man?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Well, some people maybe have not experienced this.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Sorry, okay.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
And they're like it's gonna be really loud. And I
was like, I'll probably fall asleep. And they're like, they're like, no, dude,
it's really loud. I'm like, okay, I mean three minutes
I was asleep. I fell asleep as they're doing it
all over my knee. They're like, all right, we're gonna
send that over to your doctor. You'll probably hear from
them tomorrow early next week.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
All right.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Cool. So I sat around all day yesterday just waiting
for that phone call, just nervous, pins and needles, Pins
and needles. Two o'clock comes, no call, Three o'clock comes,
no call.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Well, Hi, this is the Toy Road in Austin you
it's two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Four o'clock phone rings answer it?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
HI?
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Would you like, no, I don't want to buy that. Nope,
some six one five number. I thought it was them.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Hello, this is a recorded call from your daycare. You
owe five hundred dollars in pact. Pay so frist two
two pay PayPal.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Finally at five thirty six pm, Ring Ring.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I mean we found out about Halliburg around that same time.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Pick it up. Hey man, this doc. Oh man, yeah, man,
tell me the bad news. He goes, Well, the bad
news is I don't see anything wrong with your knee
on the MRI. Bad news is you have He goes,
I see a lot of inflammation in there, so you
must have aggravated something, made something mad, and for some
(34:41):
reason it's not going down. So we got two options.
We can do a PRP shot like Kobe used to.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Do, platelet rich plasma that's what I put in my head.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah, Or we can do a steroid shot to the
knee and it'll zap it quicker.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I got a third option. You need to do an
ice bath. You want to come over the house. No
I don't, he said. Inflammation that's good with that, Yeah,
I know. But I got a fourth option. I have
these nad leposomal things. People do the shots. This is
the free, cheap way. I give you some of these
drops and you just suck them down before the show.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
But this is what I mean. I was sitting there
all day yesterday, right, you go with the doctor. I
would no, No, I was sitting going this is what
Callaway is going through Like he's sitting there waiting for
a phone call.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
It is a little bit more urgent.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Oh, I mean, I don't know meniscus. That's surgery, dude,
it's the same he went through surgery. I was gonna
have to go through surgery. Luckily there is no surgery.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
But today right and radio always try to create parallels.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Watch me at what at one Central time? If you
guys could all be praying for me as I go
to the doctor and they are going to stick a
needle into my knee, I'm praying for Callaway. I would
really appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Guys, hopefully keep your keep your prayers with Callaway. You're
not even walking weird. The doc can't just feel around
figure it out. He's got an mlrio. What does that
even stand for?
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Maria? What is that? Mariah medical radiology image? Yeah, I
don't know. But the good news is there's no tears,
there's nothing, It's just some inflammation. Getting a steroid shot today.
So I would really appreciate your thoughts and prayers. At
one five today stand with Box. Thank you. We'll take
a break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
I'm gonna think that was one of our better segments.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Yeah, you're thinking, I'm gonna have a moniscus tear, dude.
And I was so nervous, but my kne didn't feel
unstable and I was and he was like, do you
remember hurting it? And I was like, I really don't. Man.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Did they ask you bedroom injury or did you initially
tell him it was from the soccer field.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
No, he just asked. He didn't say where did you
hurt it? He said, do you remember hurting it? He
didn't say soccer field, he didn't say bedroom.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Because at our age, nobody's playing sports. I get ray.
I'm the exception to the who nobody's playing sports. So
it's either bedroom injury or you were drunk. You could
it's those two categories.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Well, some don't even have to be drunk. Some just
step off a curb. Wrong now because you're older and
you trip.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Happened to South Beach.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
See he was he was dicking around.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
And he jumped over like a bush and there was
a curb on the other side, rolled his ankle. The
dude was laid up for like four months.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
That's what I mean like, I mean you you, as
you're older, you do something stupid. You trip over a
child's toy and you dislocate your shoulder.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
I was with my parents at the fair and I
jumped over a cone. It was one of the tall ones,
and I racked myself. See that's all it was. Though,
I just couldn't hook up for like a couple of weeks.
That's bad, right, But I'm back.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Good Hey, good news for baser. You're back, dude, Why
didn't instead of said I was playing adult soccer as
an adult in a kid's league or in an in
intramuri league.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Why didn't you say bedroom injury? That's funny, That is funny. Ah, yeah,
I was, you know, and the wife were experiments and
I got me in this.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
And I twisted the wrong way. Man, and ah, man,
that would have been a lot better, dude.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Doc would have a newfound respect. He'd be like baller.
Now I get why you're famous. Instead of I've never
heard of you. You want to hear me? You ever
heard of handcuffs and swing sets? I got a sex injury.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
This is what I need. That's a new thing. When
you guys go to the doctor, don't tell him how
you really heard it. It's all bedroom. Everything is bedroom
because they really don't how did you slice your hand open?
Bedroom injury, dude.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Because I don't think it. I'm not a medical professional.
It was told to me like this. Maybe he's just
creating conversation. He still does the MRI, he's still feeling around.
Does he really you know, all he needs to know
is the knee moved in a different direction. He doesn't
need to know what playing field it was. Uh yeah,
the pillows item stacked. She was laid back and then
(38:50):
I rolled right off the bed. Whoa okay, oh man,
Yeah it was uh, let's just say two words, freak off.
But just me, just me and her. The kids were
in bed, a little too.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Much baby oil, and I mean she slid right off
the sheets, man, and then I tried to catch myself
and I stepped on I mean just when I hit
the ground, my knee just I felt an explosion in
the knee. That would have been better, oh man. But yeah,
we got an email. Man, Yeah, here we go. I've
never been to Nashville, so my husband and I would
be down to go to the coaches convention there the
(39:25):
next year. That's from Veronica. Then we got what was
the last name, just Veronica.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
I know our cousin's name is Veronica. Wow.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Wow, hey boys, all right, has there been an international
guest before coaches Convention?
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Uh, we've never had a guess. We had Morgan locally,
and I'm amy.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
I'm ready for a twenty hour journey to Nashville. It'll
be Bonza, Troy from down Under. Troy from down Under.
I'm making his presence felt. He says he's coming.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Put another shrimp on upby at Troy boomering ass over
to Nashville.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Here's from Ben Davis. Coachers, keep it in Nashville. I
really planned on coming this year Ben d all Right,
Ben Davis. If I don't see you, buy a ticket
your band.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Ben Davis is a powerhouse high school in Indiana. It
was explained to me, really, yeah, they're amazing at football.
X used to go there and just dated the quarterback
and they just and then I was the next in line.
So she dated the quarterback at Ben Davis. Then in
college she dated me next.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
That's kind of a step down.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
And I got cut from the baseball team two weeks later.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
So hello, coaches, I'd like to say first congratulations to
the Hogs for making it as far as they did.
I'd also like to say a big thank you to
Weenwhaile Alloy for showing the future shortstop exactly what not
to do. Instead of turning their routine six' four to
(40:57):
three double, play the shortstop made the bonehead to say
to go to third and it. Backfired that misplay opened
the door and ultimately cost The hogs the. Game to
all the young, shortstops do not do what he did
onto the mediocre season for, football WHERE i will accept
six wins as equivalent to A Natty hog fan for.
(41:19):
Life whoopig suey is hashtag still a? Thing seell It
Coaches convention five justin will never see my team Win
moreland From Glenn, Rose. Arkansas good, GUY i mean he is, depressed. Dude.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Yeah and they looked like the. Powerhouse they were the
favorite In.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Vegas oh my, gosh. Dude and then that shortstop picks
it up throws it to the third. Shortstop guy Love field,
said watch me whip and dives a minute too.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Soon it looked like it hit him in the crank hit.
Him it pight have hit him right in the pie.
Hole it might.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Have And i'm gonna tell you WHAT i, watched LIKE
i saw it online after the. Game that shortstop was.
Bawling he was.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
BORN i think the left fielder was balling.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Too someone was. BALD i don't know who was. Bald
one of them was. Baling maybe he was a left,
fielder but they. Were everybody was hugging. Him everybody was hugging.
HIM i, mean he was just absolutely, distraught absolute. Blunder
love that.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Emotion the bat, FLIPPING i, mean save that for banana.
Ball you don't like bat, Flipping, no, Dude me and
justin anti banana. Ball angelina wanted to go to banana.
Ball we. Don't i'm going to A Nashville sounds. Game
we want to see the guys round the. BASES i
don't need him doing a. FLIP i want to see
two hands in the outfields and when you when you
hit a home, run head down round the. Basis this
(42:34):
isn't a hot dog. Fest, okay save that for banana
ball and the banana hammocks and all these guys dancing
with their dick. Out i'm telling you right, now the
banana ball can. Go i've been against it since day.
One because it if my grandfather and father saw what
is a mockery that has happened with the game of, baseball.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
You should do. That take your. Dad, Hey, Dad i'm
gonna take you to a baseball.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Game literally texted justin the exact THING i.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Might and then you show up and just see how
you're dad. Reacts come, on two hands on the? Ball,
YEAH i, Know, dad it's. Crazy why why is He? Dan,
no we only got time for, Dancing.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Tristan what DID i tell you same not to? Do
he's dancing. Around get in the box and start figuring
out what you're gonna do with the. Picture is it
a bunch? Situation get your. Signs that guy's doing too much.
DANCING i, Know, DAD i. KNOW i, mean, dude my
grandfather would walk Into nissan and walk right out after
he Watched banana. Hammickball my Name's bennett eying in.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
It my name Is. Paul it's up to. Y'all my Name's.
Dick i'm out of there. Quick, hey my Name's. Rick
that stuff makes me. Sick, DUDE i got ben. It
i've NEVER i UNDERSTAND i should take my kids because
it would be fun for the. Kids but it is
unwatchable to. Me it doesn't seem. Fun it seems, annoying
(43:54):
and it seems like it's just so over the top and.
OUTRAGEOUS i would rather just go watch a baseball.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Game and it's it's look at, me it's that. Culture it's,
Hey i'm gonna film a tick. Tach, now what you're
gonna do is put pine tar on your bat and
get up to the plate and swing the, stick you.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Know grab the lumber and smack.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
It and all he hit hit a home? Run, wait
what's the home run leader in banana? Ball two home?
Runs because guess, what they're all just around? There WHAT
lolli gagon get in the plate and start focusing on
what you're gonna do up to. Bat so and that
you know why those kids In arkansas made those. Errors
they're watching too much banana. Ball oh my, god that
guy was trying to do a trick in the left.
(44:32):
Field it hit him right in the.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
Slit it was, like, dude this is a great time
to try my new trick audition for the Banana. Ball
he was, thinking if the banana ball sees me do
this amazing, dive Then i'll be able to get there next.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Year you know what he was trying to. Do he
was trying to catch it between his butt, cheeks and
then he would have given him a ticket to banana.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Ball question is this is a great? Question?
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Right you want to try? That let's say he.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Dives right and it just lands on him and it
just sits there on his. Butt does he hecks have
to hold it? Up or does he is? It can
it just be sit there on his? Button it's an?
Speaker 1 (45:08):
OUT i want to say. Motionless you'd be good because
if guys catch it the banana, ballers they catch it
in their cranks and they hold it in their jock
strap and it's considered it.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Out BECAUSE i just, wondered does he had to eventually
show the ball to the ump or can he just
lay there for five minutes and he's?
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Out we'll get answer that Next Rosenblatt World. Series, MAN
i mean it starts this.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Weekend. Yeah Coastal. Carolina they've won like twenty eight games
in a.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Row aren't the? Way who do you think is gonna?
Win boomer did Call haliburt and the boys making a
game seven that was. Shocking But, boomer who do you
think is gonna?
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Win?
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Ah boomer PROBABLY lsus and say Beat. Arkansas they took
out the. POWERHOUSE i Think Coastal caroline is gonna. Win, Okay,
boomer he hasn't watched them all, year but he thinks
they're gonna.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Win we'll take a. Break Bright, back explain to me
how The pacers absolutely ran them out of the building all.
Night three.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Pointers it's not a lot of. GUY i gotta.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Go, YEAH i have a good. Weekend game seven On.
Sunday enjoy The College World. Series bye, bye eh, eh
don't just say. It, Okay i'm not doing. ANYTHING i
didn't watch the, game SO i by the TIME i
(46:25):
got around to A, tv it was already a twenty point.
Game didn't see. It you, guys have a good Weekend
College World. SERIES i Watched scheffler try to go for
fifty nine, yesterday but he didn't get. There he's really
good at. Golf ray forgot to hit, stop didn't? He all,
Right i'm talking to. Nobody ray had a bathroom. Emergency
he had a jet all.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
Right all, right.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
My Name's. Paul i'd rather be at the mall
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