June 23, 2025 • 49 mins
In this episode Ray got yelled at by another man and Ray decided he was going to do something about it. The NBA Finals came to an end with a very disappointing Game 7 when Tyrese Haliburton got hurt. Lunchbox and Ray break down why you should stick with the local muni and not ever be tempted by the fancy country club lifestyle, plus we read some emails for Sore Losers Nation.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Not doing the mic thing anymore. That's not funny. Okay, good,
But got a buddy who wanted to golf with me tomorrow,
and he goes, hey, I can't golf until two thirty.
We get done way earlier than that. So the question
is do you love golf that much where I'm gonna
sit around and go hang out at the Whole Foods
for an hour and a half if we get done early.
I don't, and so therefore I canceled. He lives in town, yeah,
(00:23):
and I just don't own my schedule, and he goes, Dude,
the earliest I can do is two thirty, and maybe
it works out. We get done with the pod and
then I can just slip on over go play nine holes,
have a good old time. It's just not worth the risk.
If we get done at noon, I'm not going to
be playing tittley winks with the bum across the corner
until I get to go to the MUNI.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah. I was looking at my schedule this week and
I was like, when am I going to get to
play golf? And I have no idea. I haven't played
golf in three weeks, and if I don't play this week,
it'll be four weeks and that is just way too long.
My swing was in motion, it was beauty. I was
hitting the ball the last time I played golf, and
I haven't played and so long. There was so much rain,
(01:02):
and then I've just been busy with kids and this
and crap, and it's just like, I don't know what
a golf course is. I don't even know what a
golf course looks like except for the Travelers Championship.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Talk about it then. But I was gonna say the
good dads prioritized like you did. I mean, there's bad
dads to just go golf. You realize it, right, You
don't always have to put your kids first. No, I
understand who could be characterized as a bad dad.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
You don't always have to put them first. It's just
it hasn't aligned where I have to. I've been able
to go play golf because every day that I'm thinking
about to go play golf rain.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
So you're telling me if I see a dad on Instagram,
say on a Monday, on a golfing multiple times a week,
is that a bad dad?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Not necessarily circumstantial ray evidence. There's different things because their
kids maybe at camp, their kids maybe have a job.
Their kids could be doing something, or they're out there
with making business deals. Maybe they're working but they're with
a client so they're on the golf course. It varies,
(02:14):
but most likely if they're golf in two times a week,
bad dad. Probably bad dad. Yeah, probably bad dad.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, Because we just got in the guy's text thread
this weekend, some buddies from college all of a sudden,
they want to rekindle the flame that we used to
make in those dorm rooms.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Whoa you in South Beach?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
And Billy not South Beach. We just talk about South Beach.
But it's me this and all the guys on the
football teams Danas Lawski No, No, that was Texas State.
This is Chicago.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
So we got on a text thread and they all said,
I ain't got time to golf because they're all good dads.
Whereas this other guy who I'm going to maybe golf
with on Tuesday, I've turned down. He golfs every week,
and so they were kind of insinuating maybe he's a
bad dad. It's I'm telling you, guys, it is a
line of demarcation. If a dad golf's once a week,
he's fine over more than that there's not time in
(03:05):
the day. It's a bad dad. You have this talk
with a guy at the water cooler. Hey, Man, Yeah,
I've been golfing a couple times a week. Sorry, Mark,
but you're just a bad dad.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Well, how do you know that you've never seen me
interact with my kids? Exactly, Mark, That's the point I'm making, Mark,
is all I hear about is I played eighteen yesterday
and I'm playing eighteen tomorrow. That means two out of
the last three days you're gonna have played golf, and
not one of those stories involved your kids. It involved
golf and a little white ball and a tea and
(03:36):
a lot of green grass. So I'm gonna go with
you're a bad dad. Well, no, when I get over
from the course, Man, I take them out and we
play old FETCHERU. We play catch with old hardball for
how long? Mark, Well, twenty minutes. But then my wife
said dinner's ready. Well, yes, because you were at the
golf course all day.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
And if you've seen those memes where it's the dad
prior asked if he could go play eighteen holes and said,
I promise I will help put kids when I get home,
and the wife takes a picture of him at five
pm and he's sleeping on the couch.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Those are hilarious, right. Sometimes it's a video, like an
Instagram video. She's like POV said, he would help extra
care today with dinner and the kids. This is him
after the course and he's out like a light. TV's on.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
It is amazing. And I'm gonna say this that I'm
older now. I'm obviously older because I go play a
round of golf and you don't realize how tired you
are after a round of golf. And ray, when I
see a round of golf, I mean eighteen holes, not nine.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Nine, thank you, and no nine.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
When you get home and you get out of the heat,
you get out of the sun and you sit down
on that couch, it is like, oh man, you can
just feel the tiredness come upon you and the energy
just drain out of you and you can't help it.
The force, the it's like gravity. I don't know what
it is, but your eye lives just start to close.
(04:58):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
And the golfing thing lost my train of thought, but
it's good. Let me get back on the tracks real quick.
Golfing sleep, that's what it is, so I made the
mistake where I got to it, not that I get
to play. She's not my mom, but my wife. She'll go, Hey,
go plan a Friday, Go plan a Friday. Just do
dinner though with me? Oh sure, sure, sure, And you
are so right. You come home at about four point
thirty and you take that shower and just sitting down
(05:22):
on the couch feels so good out like a light.
And then you don't go to dinner, and then you
lose the privilege you getting to go golf on Fridays.
Not privilege I'm not.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
She's not my mom, I mean, but the hey, what
the encouragement to go swing the sticks like that?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
The key, guys is just don't fall asleep on the
couch and you can then golf every Friday.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yes, but then even if you go to dinner on
that Friday, let's be realistic, seventy five cent of the
time you're gonna be sitting there going god, I'm tired
in your head. And if you say it out loud,
you can't say it out loud because then she's like, oh,
we can just go home after dinner. No, no, no, no,
let's go do something else. Let's go, But I'm tired
because that golf. It's amazing. You ride most of us
(06:04):
ride in a cart. You get out, you swing a stick.
It's not even like you're walking one hundred miles. It's
not like you're running six miles. You're just swinging a stick,
and it is exhausting.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I don't think you realize how much that swinging really
does tire you out. You go to the driving range,
you can't hit sixty balls without being sore the next day.
That I mean, it's using every bone in your body
when you swing.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Also, I think it's a mental thing because you're so
dialed in, just like these professional golfers. I get tired
after a round of golf and I'm playing on a
local union and I suck, and I'm not even you know,
that serious about it. They are dialed in for millions
of dollars and they got to do it four days
in a row. How mentally exhausted are they at the
end every day?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
And how much do they love the game? Would you
play it four days a week? If we're if the
Bobby Bone Show and the Little Us in the Miniature Show,
what Big Show and the Miniature Show both die? A
tragic death tonight and you get ten million dollars. Are
you golfing four days a week? Because I'll tell you
(07:12):
right now, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I would probably golf two times a week.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
That's what I'm saying. Those dudes are obsessed with it.
It's not even fun four days a week, You're right.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
And it's not that they're only playing those four days.
They practice it because they got to get there early.
They get there on Tuesday or when and they play
a practice round on that course. So they are playing
that course like five times. Yeah, and playing the same
course over and over again. I've always said said this
people that are members at a country club. I don't
(07:44):
really understand that, because doesn't it get old to play that?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Say this is some kind of sex reference?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
No, No, well that I see why people cheat because
they get tired of the same over and over again.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Ray.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Don't you want to play multiple Munis, different layouts, different hills.
Some have got the bunker, ray, some have got that fairway.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Mow down the rough.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Goach? What a sex reference? I play the same UNI
one road by my house. There ain't nothing wrong with
the same muny because you know what, you know the layout,
you know how to hit them and swing them.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
That local beauty is so loyal to you, always has
your back. There's nothing like the local is nothing like
the local muny. When you find a loco munity you love,
you know what I mean, don't ever turn your back
on that local muny. That that that that private country
(08:49):
club over there, that might look nice, but once you
get inside, it's not all it's built up to be.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
What's the private country club? A prostitute?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Okay, okay, just another wick following just another chick. I
mean you look at it and like, dang, that that
girl crossed office. She looks amazing. And then you get
and there's membership fees, there's membership fees, there's.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
You know, oh I got you drive your golf cart
on the fairway.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
That's right, it's cart path only. Yeah, it's like, oh
you can only you have to spend this amount of money.
When we do, it's like what what what did I get?
I had this perfect local munity that was cheap, it
was nice, it was easy, and this is just a
lot of maintenance and oh my gosh, I didn't know
the headache it was gonna be. That's why you always
stick with the local munity and the country club seem
(09:35):
great at first, but then way too many rules stuck up,
stick in the mud.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Then localmunity. Hey, nothing's as wild as the local muny.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
No anything goes at the local munity. You can try this,
you can try that the private country club. No, wha,
what are you doing? Whoa? No? No, no, no, no no no.
I mean I was just spinning right down the fairway.
Don't go left or right, don't don't turn it around,
don't try to hit backwards, none of that. Don't play
from the rough no no, no, no, Like, don't take
(10:05):
time to search for your ball, like, only bring your driver.
You don't have time to putt like. I mean, it's
not as much fun.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Never leave the local MUNI, dude, we need to write
a book on that. There's no reason to try and
get happier than happy. Right, Why do you think I
don't leave my house? You're like, Ray, let's drive to
this course in Kentucky one time you have a drive, dude.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I don't leave the local community. Dude, Right, I was wrong.
I'm sorry you're so yeah. So are you gonna go
play Tuesday?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
No? It just doesn't work out because of his job
and my job. Does he live here? He lives in Smyrna.
Is it dude you went to college with Yeah, you've
met him before, Dave, Oh randomly?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I mean I met him.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I did.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, that's tough. I mean, you guys don't see each
other but every couple of years.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Right, But I mean, it really will be me sitting
at the golf course for an hour and a half
waiting for him because you know, we'll get done early randomly,
or I'll have three hours and I'll have to sleep
in my car in the Whole Foods parking lot and
then go to the golf course chip for a couple
an hour and be sweaty by the time we start playing.
It just doesn't work out time wise.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, you know what we need to do those time wise?
We need to start the show. It's a monday, man.
We came in hot, we did. We did come in
hot AND's and that's how the country club gets you.
They come in hot and then it cools off. I mean,
it really does cool off. You thought that was a
good story, I got one better. Can't wait.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Ray, that wasn't much of a story, more of an analogy.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I mean, I hope it's not about Haliburton.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Oh, I mean we saw that coming, but let's do
it lot.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Did you see it?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah, oh I didn't. Announcers never saw it. Weird announcers
Doris Burt, guys, what are we doing? Announcers were terrible.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, we announce Jeffers terrible.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Announcers acted like he was coming back in the game. Guys,
any sentient person watching that game saw it. Pop. Oh,
we hope halla Burton is Okay. We saw him walking
into the locker room. Guys, he's he wasn't walking. There
was no walking. I don't know what part of that
it was walking. But when he's banging the court, just
like Jason Tatum was. I mean, here's the new rule.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
If you have caf pain, sit out everybody with cap paying.
It turns into an achilles rupture. And him, I am
and Tatum got those wild legs. They got seven foot legs.
And that's how Halliburton is. He is.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Look at all the footage how his legs go. Anytime
your legs or that looking like a deer, that is
injury prone. Jason Tatum, long legs, injury prone. Give me
a short leg, O'Connell. He ain't gonna get hurt. Give
me that Pritchard kid, he ain't gonna get hurt. Give
me some little legs.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
And it was, I was that was gross to walk
like they kept replaying. I'm like, oh stop, just stop,
I can't you see the oh so awful? And right
there we were robbed. We were I mean robbed of
what could have been an absolute epic Game seven.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Right, but that it's how it played out. The universe
had that right in this cards. And also he wasn't
even supposed to play the game before that. Thunder should
have closed it out. Thunder were ten point favorites in
every game basically.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
But Halliburton was already hot that game. He'd already hit
three threes. I mean it was I watched the.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Damn game, but appreciate a game seven?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I did, Okay, it was watched the whole game. We're
lucky we got a game seven. It was the Pacers
made it to the championship. Thank god we had a
Game seven. That was great. The NBA could have folded
if it was a sweep. NBA wouldn't exist as we
know it.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
It was fun to watch, man, I mean, the Pacers,
they fought even at halftime they're up one and you're
just like, there's no way they can maintain this. There's
no way with how the emotional like the emotional letdown
of seeing your leader go down like that. They were
just like, oh, they fought, but they just didn't have enough. Dude,
it was it was over.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
I need AI to tell me. Would the Pacers have
won that game if Halliburton stayed in?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
There's no way to know that, right, AI would know?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
No, AI has no idea.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
AI can predict, you can project how the beginning of
the game wins throughout the whole game, would they have
won the game?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Here? Here's the thing. Things changed throughout the game. You
change defensive assignments. Who gets a foul called on them? Yes?
I mean, and there was one person who posted on
the face you know we would the Pacers would have won.
I no, you don't know if Halliburton would have stayed in.
You have no idea.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Well, when somebody else had a hilarious comment, they go, oh, yeah,
injuries are just new to sports. They haven't been around
since the start of time, Like that's a part of
the game.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I mean, it sucks. It sucks and it sucks it
into that way, and then somebody's.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Like, your pacers wouldn't have made it of Tatum did
get hurt.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Okay, guys, Damian lawyer didn't get hurt. Then you know
so and so wouldn't have made it. You can't.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
And you know what, if I had a strap on,
I'd be working at the local strip club.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Hey, ants and cants and candy nuts. I don't know.
There's some saying I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
And you know what, if the waffle house had an
arch on it, it'd be it'd be a it'd be
a McDonald Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, all right, let's start the show man. I mean
that's basically all we gotta talk about basketball. I mean
that was it. Basketball is over, yeah, I mean yeah, man.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
If a cookout had a five star chef, it would
be a Michelin Michel restaurant. It's a cookout, dude, you
can go there drunk. Yeah, we got to do it live.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
We oh the one, two, three sore losers? What up? Everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Genius, y'all, sison from the north. I'm an altfa male.
I live on the north side of Nashville, Tennessee, USA
with Bayser, my wife. We used to live downtown, then
moved to the west side not to get too much
into the weeds, but then moved outside of town. We
got one point two acres. Two point two acres. Excuse me,
we have not sold. I don't know why I said that.
We do still two point two kids at Vanderbilt Clinic.
(16:02):
Justin had an electrophysiology summit this weekend, but he was
still able to check in on the eggs over to you, man, I.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Mean, let's just wrap up the NBA Finals. Second of all,
Halliburton at the end of the game much respect, dude,
dude has blown his achilles. He knows he's gonna miss
an entire year, if not more, of basketball. And what
is he doing. He's in the tunnel after the game
on the crutches and break like it's saying great job
(16:33):
to every one of his teammates, every one of the staff.
I was like, that is a dude. That is a dude.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I like, well, I mean, end of the convention, are
you giving DAPs or you're looking your wounds, saying how
hung over you are?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I'm given DAPs.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
We're all shaking hand.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
But I didn't blow my achilles. I didn't blow my
achilles in the biggest game of my life.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
What do you think Callaway is going to be doing
at the convention on Sunday? At the convention, probably puking
in a trash can. He's gonna hine Calloway.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
He's gonna he's being puken in a trash can and
he's gonna be looking for his shirt on Broadway.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Callaway is gonna be outside of Category ten or chiefs
on his crutches. He's gonna be wrapped up nice and warm,
and he's gonna be given dapts to everybody hung over
as they leave the convention. Calloway would be that kind
of guy.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
So Callaway and Halliburton are kind of the same. Yeah,
And so I mean, I love that. And then I
want to talk about Jalen Williams, the Jayleen one. There's like, no, no, no,
the one that's not good.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Is there Jalen Williams, Jaylen Williams, Jason Williams, or is
there a Jason Williams and a Jaalen Williams.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Now they're both Jalen Williams. Okay, but the one that
doesn't play.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
And I'm glad the Pacers made the finals. I learned
their players. Who's it? They got this? They got this
topping dude?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Where did he come? He was like number three pick dude.
I believe he went to date.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
And then the one guys the uh like the twenty
threes and twenty two so shooters.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Oh n Smith yeah and Murracheon.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Because I didn't play fantasy basketball this year, where did
these guys come from?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I believe Nate Smith went Vandy, that's okay, and mershad
he might have gone to Arizona, right, just so you know.
And here's the thing. The Jalen Williams guy that went
to Arkansas, I got a question. I know he used
to play, but then they got Hardenstein and he took
all his minutes and so he just kind of hangs
(18:18):
out on the bench. Hardenstein didn't do crap, but he
sets good screens. I can set a good strain, not
like Harness. He creates the space. I mean when he's
in there, Sga has a lot more room to Rome
because you can't get around his big ass body. But anyway,
my whole point is does the coach hate him? Because
with a minute and three left, he brought all the
subs in, He brought all the bench warmers that never
(18:40):
play into the game, and he left chet Holgrin in
the game and told Jaylen Williams, now you're not going
in the game. And I'm like, oh man, that's awkward.
But every time there was a time out that Jaylen Williams,
he was the first one off the bench, front and center,
given DAPs.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Which one the one that doesn't play?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Okay, then the chair, the ceremony, the trophy ceremony. Guess
who is front and center right next to SGA Jaylen Williams,
Jayla Williams, the one that doesn't play.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
So he is a popular player on the team.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Well is he popular?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Is he?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Just like, hey man, I'm gonna get my camera time
that way when I have kids or whatever, I can
show him. Look, I was really there. I was really
there some of the thoughts. I mean, the game is
look at this, there's a right next.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
He's smart.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
He is right there in front. I mean he's just like, no, no,
put me in front. I laugh so hard.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
He knows those pictures go down in history.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
It's just really funny. I just wonder, like, do people
really like him? Just the coach hate him first of all,
and I just thought it was so annoying. I'm like, dude, like,
let the players that played be in the front. You
just stay in the back, like I understand.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Did SGA have any comp did he have any anything
as possible?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
No? He was just like hard work. Believe everybody that's
been in my corner, just everything like that.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I've never seen this clip or maybe I forgot about it,
but they were. It was Lebron when he won it
with Cleveland. It was so awkward. He goes, Cleveland, this
one's for you.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
He couldn't think of anything else to say, so he
just like grunted. So I was wondering if SGA had
any like anything is possible?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
No, nothing spectacular. And I will laughed at Harnstein. He
had his kid up on stage. He was sleeping it
passed out, passed out, and he's like, man, I guess
I'll tell him about it tomorrow. Guys, I don't know.
He was like, maybe the crowd's not loud, No pluts
get loud, and he and SGA kept holding the kids
head up because Hardenstein was holding him by the head
and his neck was just flopping around.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
They ain't got those controls yet. Guys, I watched. I know,
you don't really give a crap. If you're in your
truck right now, drive and you got the whole shift
in front of you. I'm imagining the truckers didn't watch.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
You.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Guys had an early run this morning. But I watched
until SGA went out, Not SGA, the SGA of the
pay Aliburton Halliburton. When he went out, it was over.
They kept it close for a little bit, but but
he already had kind of the injury, so I was
curious how he was gonna move. He was moving fine,
right right, he was, but he was favoring the three pointer,
which he was making him. He was draining them right.
(21:17):
But that one time he shot two in a row.
You missed that one. That's a dagger. I mean, that
guy was just it's easier to shoot a three than
drive to the basket. So I feel like it was
already affecting your boy.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
I understand, it's not my boy. It was great, serious,
good season. Let's move on. We'll take a break and uh,
when we come back, Ray's got a great story.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Ray whatever we talked. Sports people tune us off.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
They do, they turn out, they tune out.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
But I just thought it was impressive. I actually watched
the game. I am impressed till seven minutes. Yea, seven minutes.
It's a good game. Hey, I'm glad you watched enough
of it. Props to my buddy Danny. He did not
a nine way or a four way parlay. He missed
all four with SG had him over thirty two. He
was at twenty nine. He had Haliburton over fifteen points,
he was at nine. He got hurt. He had Thunder
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winning by sixteen. I guess he moved the line and
then he had over two hundred and fifteen. He couldn't
have missed anymore. He went over four and totally mispredicted
the final.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Hey, Danny, I don't know if hear you listen to this,
but when it's game seven, guess what they do. They
quit calling fouls, so scoring is way down. They let
him beat the crap out of each other and call nothing,
so you're not getting all those free throws. So yeah,
great job on the two fifteenth. Great uh are you
ready for the story. I've been waiting for the story
all morning.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
You always preface stories with them being bad that way
that if they're decent, they end up being Okay, this
is actually a good one, Okay, So you have to
believe it though, because you're gonna think I just made
it up.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I would never think he would just make it up
for the point of making it up.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Okay. So we were taking care of Baser's parents animals
this whole weekend, and I'm talking, We're going over to
their house.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Pigs, cats, What do we got?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
We got turkeys, we have deer, We have dogs, and
we have cats. They have their own deer kind of Okay,
you don't really own them, but you own them, got it.
You know, you got Bambi out there. You got one
of the other popular deer name's Rudolph Blitz in common. Yeah,
they were all out.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
There, got it?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Okay. So we're going over to their house. Baser's driving.
I had a couple and it was the I'll post
a picture on the Instagram guys, like I always do.
It was the most beautiful picture of a creek with
the sun coming through, and I go, Baser, this two track,
I mean, it's like a five mile two track that
leads to their house and it's all private property. Like,
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it's not a highway, it's not a dirt road that
basically like one going one way, another going the other way.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yeah, got it.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
What I'm trying to say is live out in the
middle of nowhere, and there's some wily people out there,
crazy people.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Okay, So I've never met any of their neighbors. There's
houses all along there, and we always just drive drive
the two track to their house. Well, I see this
beautiful picture and I go, baser, stop the car. I
got to get out and do this. So I get out,
go down there. I'm in my sandals a couple deep,
take a picture of this creek. Got the picture heading
on up and it's kind of since it's a two track,
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it's like dirt, so it's like kind of slippery. So
I start to slide. My sandal comes off, and so
I'm losing my sandal and I'm sliding your trush passing
and I hear this guy go hey, get off my property,
and I'm like oh s oh, oh oh oh.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
And I've off and basic getting the car, getting the
car the sand tell me you left the sandle the.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Sandals a couple of feet back, and this guy just like, hey,
you hurt me, get off my property. And I'm like,
oh my god, oh my gosh, I got to eat
with the sandal. What are you doing? So I'm glad
I'm going back towards the creek to get the sandal
gone because it God, my foot kind of flipped it
a little bit and so I grab it, put it on,
and I'm kind of running now up this like rock
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thing that's like slide and stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Running. Hi, yeah, get off my property.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Finally get to the car. Basically just go just go
go to her parents place. Okay. At her parents' place,
there's another beer in the fridge. I had another beer,
and I go, I didn't like how that guy yelled
at me.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Oh god no, And I look, what do you mean
you don't like the way he yelled at you. You're
on his property.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I really wasn't. I was just all right along. I
don't think you own right next to the road.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
So I mean, your fence goes right to the road,
doesn't it. My fence goes right to the road.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
That's neither here nor there. So I go, uh, baser
will sit over there for a little bit. So I
knew I had about an hour find this guy's house.
And usually I'm over there sitting on the couch watching
Sports Center. There's nothing to do. So I was like,
I'm gonna go find this guy. So I'm in my sandals,
like walking through the woods and stuff, and I see
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this guy out on his back patio and I was like,
I'm pretty sure that's the house. What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
So you are shragging through her parents' property to get
a look at the guy.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
No, I wanted to talk to him. I didn't like
how he yelled.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
With me, Oh my god, why, Like, why do you
think this is a good idea?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Because I told you I had three beers. Dude, anything's
a good idea after three beers. And so I see
this guy, he's stepping up. He's like over there by
the patio. He's got a TV on the back. Oh god,
nice spot. And I go, hey, how's it going? He goes, hey, man, yeah,
that was me yelling at you. So then as we're
kind of talking, we're getting closer and closer together. I
was like, hey man, I'd like to talk to you
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for a second.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Oh God, I like the way you. I don't like
the way you talk to me.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
And so we keep going up. We keep going up.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
So is there like a fence in between?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
There's our fence, so he's kind of got to walk
around it. And then we have a fence that I've
walked around a little bit. So I'm kind of on
his property now.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
And a barbar fence is like a regular fence.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
His ours was like, it's I mean, it's barb and
wooden fence, but I'm kind of walking to the side
of it, in and out of it.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
And he goes, uh.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Has he got anything on him?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
No, it just looks like a good old boy. He's
got a tall boy beer. He's a Friday some fun and.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
No, no, no, he wasn't having fun. You weren't having fun.
You were going to confront a guy because you're on
his property.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
And I go, hey, man, I heard you yelling at me.
We start getting a little bit closer, and he goes, yeah,
that was me. We're about five feet away.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
From each other right now. Is he big tall?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
He's taller to me. Got a pony's heil Oh god?
And he goes, I go, how's it going, Man, I'm ray,
We shake hands. He goes, I know who the hell
you are? I was like, okay. He goes Bobby Bone
Show and I go yeah, and he goes Sored Losers podcast.
(27:37):
That's funny. So Lessen what coach coach chilling? So Lessen
thir it was so less dirt And apparently five years
ago I'd given him a sored loser's hat. Stop yeah,
and he had a sore loser's hat on with his ponytail,
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and he goes, yeah, you gave me this five years ago.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Did he know it was you in the creek when
he was yelling at you?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
No, I don't think so he didn't know until he
saw me coming up from behind into his.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Po Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
What are the chances the one person that listens to
our show was the guy yelling at me for being
on his property.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
So my question is, so where do you go from there?
Do you sit down on his back porch and have
a beer?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
He goes, hey, man, you I got what is it called?
What is it where you throw the horseshoes? He goes, hey,
I got horshoes. Why don't you go grab another couple beers?
Let's play horseshoes together. And I was like, oh, Troy,
great guy. Go I gotta get back. I gotta help
Beazer with these animals. I go, well, you're awesome. It
nice to meet you. He goes, love the show. Loved
listening to you in lunchbox and he goes, yeah, that's
my TV. I got the deck all made back there.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
He's like, hey, I hang out on the patio, like
I saw you out there on my property.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
He's like, oh, I don't worry. I'm sorry. And I
was like, I heard you yell at me, but I
think I was actually going over there to kick his ass. No,
you aren't.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
But he weren't going over there any day.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
You weren't gonna go there and kick his think he
thought I was just coming over to say hi, and
then I'd given him the hat from five years ago
or so you here's the my mark.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
You weren't gonna kick anybody's ass. You were probably gonna say,
hey man, why are you yelling at me. I wasn't
on your property. You may have said something like that,
but you weren't going over there to start a fight.
And the fact that he listens to the podcast is oh, dude,
why don't you want to play some more shoes. You
can come on my property. Tom, don't worry about you
go down there taking all the pictures you want, and
you showing the.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Picture of what the creek? Yeah no, But he goes
there was like a tree down, and I go, uh, hey, man,
that one of these trees down from a storm a
couple of days ago. You mind helping me? So me
and him go grab this huge branch. After yelling at
each other, grabbing it together, two American men working hand
in hand, ripped it down and drug it off to
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the side. That is what I'm talking like, true, thanks
for helping me, man. He's like, hey, good scene you
Ray Mundo. Yeah, man, love the show. When he drops
sore Loser's basin, Dude, I just about fell out. I
told you had to believe me on the story.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Did you I mean a couple things. Did you ask
him why he's never been to the Coach's Convention? M No.
Did you ask him if he's a good dad or
a bad dad.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
I don't think he has any kids the convention. I
believe dude. He lives out in the sticks. There ain't
no way he's finding Nashville. Okay, like those people that
live in the country live in the country. I bet
if we had it in Indian Lake, he would go.
I bet if we had it in Hendersonville, he'd go,
he ain't going to Nashville.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
That's pretty cool, man, So get off my property.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yelled at me, shaking hands five minutes later, and that's.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
How friendships are made. Does they know your father in law? Yeah,
so he talks to him.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
I mean I would imagine across the film across but yeah,
he uh. I didn't tell Bazil. That's why I went
over there.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
What did you tell Beazer?
Speaker 3 (31:05):
I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, I was just back
there and we started talking. Hey, after three beers, I
don't like getting yelled at. You don't yell at another
grown man. You know, you don't do another grown man,
shoe him. You don't shoe another grown man. Did you
see the cost?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
There a lot of coach, you missed three straight calls.
But in the press conference, he's like, I'm a grown man.
You don't show another grown man. You don't shoe a
grown man, and you don't yell at a grown man.
And we'll take a break. We'll be right back I
just want to give you an update. I went in
on Friday one. I felt all the prayers, the t's
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and p's, the thoughts and prayers from everybody that's Sore
Loser's Nation. They put me on a table and they
brought this big ass needle out and they shot it
right in my knee.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Oh. I thought you were gonna say in your no, and.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I'm gonna say the swelling is gone down on the knee,
feels good. I think I'm ready to get back out there.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
You got any extra that juice? I could use it
my planner fasty itis.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
No, No, man, dude, it was And he was like
it's gonna hurt. He's gonna feel a little bit. And
I mean he sprayed this numbing cream right on the
knee and I was like, that's a big ass neel.
He goes, it's the smallest one we can use. Like what,
I guess there's bigger ones. He stuck it right in
my knee. Blood splurt it out of my knee because
it's right at a vein. Yeah, And he's like, don't worry,
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it'll clott in a minute. And he held a thing there,
putting a band aid on it. He goes, you're good
to go, man Clott in a minute, and so I
was in and out in about three minutes. But I
got the shot. Everything went great, So thank you everybody
for praying and thinking about me.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Did they numb the area or direct shot to the knee?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
No, they had a number like the soccer players. They
brought the note and he was spraying it as he
stuck the needle in, making sure it stayed numb.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Dude, I should tell my hair lady to do that
because when she does the shot in my head, I
go direct shot into my head.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Shouldn't shouldn't numb it?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
No, I got a needle into my head.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
How big is it? A big needle?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Probably not as big as yours. But id some of
that numbing cream it?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
It was like like and when they put the little light,
it's like a it feels like kind of a gel.
It's like a steroid. But when they put it in there,
you can feel it and it's like, oh man, it's
not comfortable.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
How long does it last for? I don't know, but
it also does does work cover that.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
But it's really a steroid shot. It's just a steroid
shot in your need to get the inflammation to go down.
It's what they were.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Doing Blue Cross cover that.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Yeah, because when I went to the counter to check out,
they said, oh, you're good to go. Thank you. It
was like, I like it.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
The best one is where you pay for it and
then you get a thing in the mail that said, hey,
your company paid for it. We're going to send you
a check for three hundred dollars. I'm like, amazing, thanks
cause it. Guess what, if you didn't contact me, I
would have never known.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
There's nothing better than being told, oh, you know what
I mean, you paid too much? Like oh I did.
I didn't. I paid what you told me at the checkout, Like, oh,
you were only responsible, patient was only responsible for twenty
six dollars and you paid for one hundred and fifty
of it. Here you go. Here's wow. Thank you very much.
I really do appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
But that tells me they're not asking questions. They're just
making sure they get their money and then they'll handle
the stuff on the back end.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yeah. I don't know how it works, dude. I can't
imagine working in a doctor's office and being in the
billing department night with all the different policies and what
covers what? And checks and boxes? And I would it
would that would be so miserable.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
My lady had a call different state and she goes,
are you sure this is your healthcare? I'm like, yeah,
I don't know. This is the card. Here you go.
And then what I always do is I always just
act like it's covered. I'm like, yeah, yeah, they said
it would all be covered, you know. And they're like, oh,
we called them. They said no, you need to pay.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Oh oh, they're always idea, have your insurance card. I'm like, yeah,
here you go, sir, that's from two years ago. Oh
hold on, let me let me this one. No, sort,
that one's from last year. Oh, here's the third one. Yeah.
You want me to throw the other two away? Yeah,
if you don't mind, that'd be great. I I just
stick them in my wallet and never look at him.
I apologize.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
We've got two of them. One of them is absolutely worthless.
I don't even know it might be for like I
don't even know. It's different, like subsidiary and there. I
always give it to him. They're always like, what the
up is this?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I've had that numerous and they're like, I've never heard
of this one before and I'm like, well, what do
you mean? Let me look it up? Is it with that?
I don't know, guys, I don't know anything about health insurance.
I just know I sign up for it and they
give me a card. Let me look it up. I
don't see that name in our system. Let me let
me call someone. Yeah, he has this card that says this, Well,
(35:27):
what is that? You have to call someone else? I
don't understand.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
It's never smooth.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Health insurance is supposed to make everything so easy. It
makes it so much harder because it's like, oh you oh,
like you go one place and it's nothing. You go
to the next place, Oh, it's a fifty dollars deductible.
Well why is it free at the other place? And
fifty dollars yere? I don't understand anything about it.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
But you're better.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
I am better, dude. My knee feels good. I didn't
go running this weekend, but I think I'm gonna. I
did do a little bike riding, and I plan on,
you know, testing it out. I got a game Wednesday.
We'll get back out there and give it the old
college try.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
So you don't have what Halliburton had.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
No, I didn't have. If it's calf pain, I will
sit out. I will not do anything for six months
if I have caf pain. But Kevin Durantz going to
the Rockets big news. It dropped on Sunday, Yeah, when
he was at fanatic Fest.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Did he know before that, because there's those videos circulating
where they tell him he doesn't look happy?
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Uh no, he says, I saw an interview.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Somebody goes, he's just chilling. He he kind of already knew.
He's not gonna find out from a reporter at fanatics Fest.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
He said, I kind of already knew. I just didn't
know when it was gonna happen. He goes, But I
kind of already knew, you know, he goes. It was great.
It's a little nerve wracking, you know, when a team
has your future in their their hands and they give
you they ask you where you want to go, and
you give him a couple of your wishes and they
accept that wish and it's pretty cool. Man, just really excited.
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It's gonna take some time to get to work. It's
gonna be about execution. What they win fifty games last year,
I mean, so, I mean, hopefully we're gonna be better to.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Stick with the sex reference.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
He sleeps around, right, dude, dude, he is a he's
a man whore, like he really is. I don't understand.
And here's the thing. Is he a cancer in the
locker room that we don't talk about because everywhere he
goes it doesn't seem to work.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Golden State that.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Was it, but then he got tired of there and
he left because he was gonna go form a Big
three in New Jersey that was terrible or Brooklyn wherever
it was, I don't know if they were New Jersey
or Brooklyn. Then that sucked. He's like, Oh, send me
over to Phoenix, give me a Bradley Beal and give
me a Devin Booker. We're gonna win a championship. God
that he even made the playoffs. They suck so bad
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New Jersey.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
I think Brooklyn he was just one shot in the
playoffs away from really making a difference.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Missed. But yeah, like he's one of the greatest of
the generation. And it's like, huh. Like, if I say,
Kevin Durant when he goes into the Hall of Fame,
what jersey does he wear? Gotta be Golden State because
he won the titles there, right, but he was only
there like two years.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
I love though that all the big trades happened right
around fourth of July. It's when we get Lebron to
the Lakers. It's when we got Lebron to Cleveland. It's
when we got Durant to the Rockets. That's when we
got Durant to the Golden State Warriors. All the big
trades happen right at the fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Because it's the NBA Draft. But my question is, why
wouldn't they wait and see if the Thunder won them.
They're still in the NBA Finals. You don't want to
talk to them. See if they wanted a trade for
Kevin Durant.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
They ain't got room.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
What about the Indiana Pacers.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Kevin Durant goes back there.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Okay, he was there, dude.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
The Thunder had been a powerhouse though. Props to them, dude.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Their front office has to be the most amazing. They
drafted Serge Ibaka Hard and Harden, Kevin Durant, Shy Egregious
well Shy. They traded for and then Paul George. They
traded Paul George and then Jaylen Williams. Jaylen Williams and
everybody else on their damn team. It's amazing. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
I ain't win it next year, though, God, here we go.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
You know how hard it is to repeat.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
I can't believe the Bulls did three in a row twice,
twice twice, not just once, three in a row twice, guys.
And if you get a second look at Scotty Pippin's
Instagram account, what's wrong with who? He like posted some
AI version of himself and it had seven six rings
on and it was him. It was Scotty Pippen typing
(39:26):
on a computer and it goes just enjoying this game
or something. But it was like the weirdest post. I
gotta read. It's very word for words.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
That is so weird, Like why is he's such a
weird dude? He's such a jerk. I mean, we knew
he was a jerk when he didn't give me an
autograph when I was like twelve years old walking through
the mall in Chicago and he told me, no.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Just watch in NBA Finals Game seven. Never been in
one myself, replying to the comments, like y'all be blessed,
congrats to the thunder on the win. But it's an
AI version of himself with six rings.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
That's just It's just sometimes adults should have Instagram. You're right,
and it's just a flex like, I get it. You
have six rings. That's pretty cool to flex and just
but just post a picture of yourself, not AI with
your six rings on. That's more impressive than some AI
drawn ass.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Dude. Dude, and then he posts like him just walking
along the beach, just walking, that's his post, smiling, and
he goes lots of craziness in the world. Tell me
something good. Yeah, really, his Instagram's kind of weird because
I didn't really know that even posted. And then I've
been kind of in a hole looking at it.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Uh, you want an email?
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Yeah, I go.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Here we go Fellas and Ray, Okay, it's on.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Thanks for referring to me as a.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Man cat nip, and I just booked the flights to
Nasty for Coaches Convention five. I'm so glad it stayed
in Nashville this year. It just feels like that or
Austin should really be the only places it's here held, honestly,
but no one cares about my opinion. I am so
stoked to finally get to hang with the other losers
and just have a crazy good time with everyone. Also
so glad to finally meet Callawai in person. Tired of
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winning all the Aggie versus Mississippi State bets versus him
and not have ever met him in the flesh. I'm
a little behind on the potty due to just life
in general. So sorry if y'all talked about it already.
But did you see that person get up to fifty
on beat the streak? Holy dick man, so close. I
had this crazy theory that the MLB calls the players
(41:33):
that these people bet pick and tell them there's fifties
and they'll give them two hundred and fifty k not
to get a hit that night. What do you think?
I think that's the stupidest thing you've ever said. And no,
I'm not drinking again. This is just the crap that
goes through my head. Well, like I said, I'm super
excited for Coaches Convention five, and please keep us in
the loop on the tickets and packages. I know we
are always our way out, but I don't have instant
(41:53):
our Facebook, so good lord, I need to be kept
in the loop. Catnip follows the instant page. But I'm
always late hearing about stuff on here. I'll catch up
on the pod and up to speed soon. PS. I
was so happy when she when Ugsa beat the stupid
SIPs in Austin beat beat m Effer's bless cat Dick.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
She's been drinking again?
Speaker 2 (42:16):
No, he said he's not drinking still, that's what he said.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
That sounds like one of those emails. You're right, you
fire off to your bosses after dipping into the brown.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Yeah. No, No, he was good. He was he was perfect,
he was fine. He just said he was not drinking.
And he said he can't wait for Coaching Convention five.
I can't either. It's gonna be great. Anything else you
want to talk about?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
I think we covered the sports people more lifestyle, less sports.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Yeah, I will take a break and I gotta ask
you a question. We'll be right back. My friend texted
me on Saturday, says, hey, man or woman. Man. He
was like, I bet Russell Henley to win the golf tournament.
And he goes, I put one hundred dollars on it,
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and right now they're offering me five sixty eight. They
were on hole. He goes, right now they're on whole
fifteen on Saturday. The cash out option is five sixty eight.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Take it and don't ask any questions and put it
in the bank. On Monday, he.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Said, do I take it? And I said, Man, I'm
gonna tell you what my friend Ray would say. My
friend Ray would say, you take that money. A cash
out is a win because what are the odds he's
actually gonna win. He's in second place right now, so
why wouldn't you take that money. He didn't take the.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Money, so he got zero.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
He got zero dollars.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
But Henley did drain that putt chip dude, and they
would have went to overtime. But Needley, Keatley, Eagan Bradley
drilled one within five feet.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
What Tommy Fleetwood.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
But Tommy Fleetwood, guys, if you even if you're at home,
you can learn this. He has the most top ten
finishes of anybody in the world without winning a tournament.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Forty two because he finished yesterday.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Okay, you updated the stat forty two top ten and.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Has never won. He choked like a freaking dog.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
He didn't even hit it onto the green. It was
a maybe one point fifty out us at the MUNI
can hit it within five which Keegan Bradley did. He'd
hits it on the rough and then doesn't even get
it close to the hole. He was still six feet
out and he.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Gave Keegan Bradley the reid and then the ball rolled
and I guess it hit somebody's ball dimple, somebody marked it.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
You could see it take a little turn to the right.
But it reminds me when me and Locks were betting together.
We bet two grand on Tommy Fleetwood in two thoy
and twenty, I want to say. And all he had
to do was hit it on the green. You guys
can find the tournament. It might have been the Farmers
because some of those holes look familiar. All he had
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to do is either hit it on the the fairway
ish to the left or the green. Take a dead
shot at the green. All to the right is ocean.
He hit it in the ocean. I never won. He
was two ahead at the time, two grand down the
tank and just like whoever bet on him, he was
three up to start the day and he lost. He
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was bad from the start. That three holes in he
was tied.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Oh that a brutal man.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Brutal That's just one of those guys that just doesn't
have that it factor. That's not clutch.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
That might be it. He's not He's not Halliburton, Haliburton.
We won't see him for a year. Yeah, I'm out
of here. I'd love to go play golf today, but
I just can't. Well, and I got swim lessons, man.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
And I didn't factor in. It's ninety five degrees outside.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
What about it? Exhausting, dude?
Speaker 1 (45:42):
You look tan, I was outside the entire weekend.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Did you hit the pool? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:46):
We bought a pool. What Yeah, we bought a pool
on Amazon.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Okay, like a little kid pool like.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
You should see it. I was playing it in the entire weekend.
We had Laura's friends over, our friends over. I was
playing with kids all week in the pool, diving in.
It's like it's we have it. It's two feet deep,
so no diving strict rules on that.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Well, you just said you were diving in, so which one.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Isn't jumping if we were playing in the pool the
whole weekend. Interesting And it can float too, so you
put floaties in it. You think you're in the ocean.
You look around. It's only two feet wide, but it's great.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Okay, Yeah, I don't know about that, but yeah, I
mean we got swim lessons day, so I can't play golf.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
I'll post a picture of that on the Instagram too.
We got the creek photo right before I got yelled
at and when I went back to get my sandal,
and then we'll also have the photo of me lounging
in this pool. It's massive. I thought we actually paid
a couple hundred for it, and Baser goes, no, it's
like sixty dollars.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
That's really not bad.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
We did go over to the neighbor's house yesterday. He
texted and said, hey, the water park is open today,
and he had like a blow up one with a
slide that goes into a little puddle of water and
then he had a slip and slide out, and so
I said, oh, dude, we're headed over. And I guess
he had texted me an hour or two hours before that,
and he goes, well, we're closing up shopping thirty minutes
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because kids got to take a nap. And I was like, well,
we're still coming, and so we walked and uh, he
lives eight houses down and my son's like, why do
we have to walk? And I'm like, it's only five houses.
So in the fifth house, he went up to the
door and I'm like, that's not it. And he goes, Dad,
you said it was number five. Yay, And I'm like,
all right, I was wrong. He goes, well, you said it.
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And I was like, don't knock on the door.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Does he know their house?
Speaker 2 (47:26):
No, he doesn't even know these people. Really.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
I thought he's because that'd be funny.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
And he goes okay. So he came down the steps
and he goes, oh, so it has to be this
next one. He walks up the steps. I was like, no,
that's not it either, and he goes, well, if it's
not five and it's not six, which one is it?
And I was like it's nuts. He goes, is it seven.
I was like, no, it looks like it's number eight.
He goes, oh, you said five. It's the one with
the moat. And we went in and we played for
thirty minutes and like all right, we gotta go. We
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gotta take naps. I'm like, well, sor, I was so late, man,
thanks for having us Ober, and our kids are like,
why are we leaving already? I was like, they got
a nap and they were like, well, we'll just keep playing. Dude.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Kids is great. Yeat nap times. You get to play
in pools and stuff.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
That's all they do. Yeah, eat snacks, eat popsicles. I'm
telling you, summer it's all about popsicles and just candy.
And I mean it's ridiculous. They're living the life. All right, everybody,
have a good Monday. We're out.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
We were playing this water ring game where we'd throw
the ring into the water. I think I was actually
just a free babysitter, but this her daughter, she's like
eleven years old. We'd throw the ring in the pool
and then we go dive in. What I realized is, well,
you just said no diving, jump in, thank you. What
I realized is my knees were hitting the bottom after
two of them. Oh, I almost needed that shot you had,
(48:34):
And I go, okay, uh, Uncle, Ray's gonna go in
a little bit slower this time. I'll take it. I
was real fragile. I would make sure I landed on
an inn or two because I was rocking the knees. Oh,
why don't you go give me the address of that guy?
Speaker 2 (48:47):
Yeah, I'll go to you man. Yeah, his name's Jesse. Okay, yeah,
and hey, do you watch College Word Series because I didn't.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
I threw it on. It was a blowout, I said.
Both coaches got ejected. I've ls he was way too
powerful for him. It seemed like Coastal Carolina could have
came back late. Double play ended the game. They just
didn't have the firepower.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
Yeah, it was like a double play. It was like
Argans always watching it. I was like, why didn't we
do that double play in the game? They should have
thought about that. But yeah, and then that inspired my kid.
He's like, Dad, you want to go play catch? So
we went outside and played catch for about six minutes
and then he's like, Dad, it's hot. I'm gonna go
and side and get some water. I'm like, all right,
that was fun.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
I didn't realize how much of a championship weekend it
was going to be. We had the Travelers champion, we
had the NBA Finals champion, we had a College World
Series champion.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
So now we got baseball.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Man, that's a lot that's gonna be fun.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
Yeah, yeah, man, we kind of we faded there at
the end. I'd written stuff down, I forgot where it was,
so let's just go home, yeah, yeah,
Not doing the mic thing anymore. That's not funny. Okay, good,
But got a buddy who wanted to golf with me tomorrow,
and he goes, hey, I can't golf until two thirty.
We get done way earlier than that. So the question
is do you love golf that much where I'm gonna
sit around and go hang out at the Whole Foods
for an hour and a half if we get done early.
I don't, and so therefore I canceled. He lives in town, yeah,
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and I just don't own my schedule, and he goes, Dude,
the earliest I can do is two thirty, and maybe
it works out. We get done with the pod and
then I can just slip on over go play nine holes,
have a good old time. It's just not worth the risk.
If we get done at noon, I'm not going to
be playing tittley winks with the bum across the corner
until I get to go to the MUNI.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah. I was looking at my schedule this week and
I was like, when am I going to get to
play golf? And I have no idea. I haven't played
golf in three weeks, and if I don't play this week,
it'll be four weeks and that is just way too long.
My swing was in motion, it was beauty. I was
hitting the ball the last time I played golf, and
I haven't played and so long. There was so much rain,
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and then I've just been busy with kids and this
and crap, and it's just like, I don't know what
a golf course is. I don't even know what a
golf course looks like except for the Travelers Championship.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Talk about it then. But I was gonna say the
good dads prioritized like you did. I mean, there's bad
dads to just go golf. You realize it, right, You
don't always have to put your kids first. No, I
understand who could be characterized as a bad dad.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
You don't always have to put them first. It's just
it hasn't aligned where I have to. I've been able
to go play golf because every day that I'm thinking
about to go play golf rain.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
So you're telling me if I see a dad on Instagram,
say on a Monday, on a golfing multiple times a week,
is that a bad dad?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Not necessarily circumstantial ray evidence. There's different things because their
kids maybe at camp, their kids maybe have a job.
Their kids could be doing something, or they're out there
with making business deals. Maybe they're working but they're with
a client so they're on the golf course. It varies,
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but most likely if they're golf in two times a week,
bad dad. Probably bad dad. Yeah, probably bad dad.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, Because we just got in the guy's text thread
this weekend, some buddies from college all of a sudden,
they want to rekindle the flame that we used to
make in those dorm rooms.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Whoa you in South Beach?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
And Billy not South Beach. We just talk about South Beach.
But it's me this and all the guys on the
football teams Danas Lawski No, No, that was Texas State.
This is Chicago.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
So we got on a text thread and they all said,
I ain't got time to golf because they're all good dads.
Whereas this other guy who I'm going to maybe golf
with on Tuesday, I've turned down. He golfs every week,
and so they were kind of insinuating maybe he's a
bad dad. It's I'm telling you, guys, it is a
line of demarcation. If a dad golf's once a week,
he's fine over more than that there's not time in
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the day. It's a bad dad. You have this talk
with a guy at the water cooler. Hey, Man, Yeah,
I've been golfing a couple times a week. Sorry, Mark,
but you're just a bad dad.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Well, how do you know that you've never seen me
interact with my kids? Exactly, Mark, That's the point I'm making, Mark,
is all I hear about is I played eighteen yesterday
and I'm playing eighteen tomorrow. That means two out of
the last three days you're gonna have played golf, and
not one of those stories involved your kids. It involved
golf and a little white ball and a tea and
(03:36):
a lot of green grass. So I'm gonna go with
you're a bad dad. Well, no, when I get over
from the course, Man, I take them out and we
play old FETCHERU. We play catch with old hardball for
how long? Mark, Well, twenty minutes. But then my wife
said dinner's ready. Well, yes, because you were at the
golf course all day.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
And if you've seen those memes where it's the dad
prior asked if he could go play eighteen holes and said,
I promise I will help put kids when I get home,
and the wife takes a picture of him at five
pm and he's sleeping on the couch.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Those are hilarious, right. Sometimes it's a video, like an
Instagram video. She's like POV said, he would help extra
care today with dinner and the kids. This is him
after the course and he's out like a light. TV's on.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
It is amazing. And I'm gonna say this that I'm
older now. I'm obviously older because I go play a
round of golf and you don't realize how tired you
are after a round of golf. And ray, when I
see a round of golf, I mean eighteen holes, not nine.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Nine, thank you, and no nine.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
When you get home and you get out of the heat,
you get out of the sun and you sit down
on that couch, it is like, oh man, you can
just feel the tiredness come upon you and the energy
just drain out of you and you can't help it.
The force, the it's like gravity. I don't know what
it is, but your eye lives just start to close.
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That's it.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
And the golfing thing lost my train of thought, but
it's good. Let me get back on the tracks real quick.
Golfing sleep, that's what it is, so I made the
mistake where I got to it, not that I get
to play. She's not my mom, but my wife. She'll go, Hey,
go plan a Friday, Go plan a Friday. Just do
dinner though with me? Oh sure, sure, sure, And you
are so right. You come home at about four point
thirty and you take that shower and just sitting down
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on the couch feels so good out like a light.
And then you don't go to dinner, and then you
lose the privilege you getting to go golf on Fridays.
Not privilege I'm not.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
She's not my mom, I mean, but the hey, what
the encouragement to go swing the sticks like that?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
The key, guys is just don't fall asleep on the
couch and you can then golf every Friday.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yes, but then even if you go to dinner on
that Friday, let's be realistic, seventy five cent of the
time you're gonna be sitting there going god, I'm tired
in your head. And if you say it out loud,
you can't say it out loud because then she's like, oh,
we can just go home after dinner. No, no, no, no,
let's go do something else. Let's go, But I'm tired
because that golf. It's amazing. You ride most of us
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ride in a cart. You get out, you swing a stick.
It's not even like you're walking one hundred miles. It's
not like you're running six miles. You're just swinging a stick,
and it is exhausting.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I don't think you realize how much that swinging really
does tire you out. You go to the driving range,
you can't hit sixty balls without being sore the next day.
That I mean, it's using every bone in your body
when you swing.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Also, I think it's a mental thing because you're so
dialed in, just like these professional golfers. I get tired
after a round of golf and I'm playing on a
local union and I suck, and I'm not even you know,
that serious about it. They are dialed in for millions
of dollars and they got to do it four days
in a row. How mentally exhausted are they at the
end every day?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
And how much do they love the game? Would you
play it four days a week? If we're if the
Bobby Bone Show and the Little Us in the Miniature Show,
what Big Show and the Miniature Show both die? A
tragic death tonight and you get ten million dollars. Are
you golfing four days a week? Because I'll tell you
(07:12):
right now, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I would probably golf two times a week.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
That's what I'm saying. Those dudes are obsessed with it.
It's not even fun four days a week, You're right.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
And it's not that they're only playing those four days.
They practice it because they got to get there early.
They get there on Tuesday or when and they play
a practice round on that course. So they are playing
that course like five times. Yeah, and playing the same
course over and over again. I've always said said this
people that are members at a country club. I don't
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really understand that, because doesn't it get old to play that?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Say this is some kind of sex reference?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
No, No, well that I see why people cheat because
they get tired of the same over and over again.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Ray.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Don't you want to play multiple Munis, different layouts, different hills.
Some have got the bunker, ray, some have got that fairway.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Mow down the rough.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Goach? What a sex reference? I play the same UNI
one road by my house. There ain't nothing wrong with
the same muny because you know what, you know the layout,
you know how to hit them and swing them.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
That local beauty is so loyal to you, always has
your back. There's nothing like the local is nothing like
the local muny. When you find a loco munity you love,
you know what I mean, don't ever turn your back
on that local muny. That that that that private country
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club over there, that might look nice, but once you
get inside, it's not all it's built up to be.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
What's the private country club? A prostitute?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Okay, okay, just another wick following just another chick. I
mean you look at it and like, dang, that that
girl crossed office. She looks amazing. And then you get
and there's membership fees, there's membership fees, there's.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
You know, oh I got you drive your golf cart
on the fairway.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
That's right, it's cart path only. Yeah, it's like, oh
you can only you have to spend this amount of money.
When we do, it's like what what what did I get?
I had this perfect local munity that was cheap, it
was nice, it was easy, and this is just a
lot of maintenance and oh my gosh, I didn't know
the headache it was gonna be. That's why you always
stick with the local munity and the country club seem
(09:35):
great at first, but then way too many rules stuck up,
stick in the mud.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Then localmunity. Hey, nothing's as wild as the local muny.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
No anything goes at the local munity. You can try this,
you can try that the private country club. No, wha,
what are you doing? Whoa? No? No, no, no, no no no.
I mean I was just spinning right down the fairway.
Don't go left or right, don't don't turn it around,
don't try to hit backwards, none of that. Don't play
from the rough no no, no, no, Like, don't take
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time to search for your ball, like, only bring your driver.
You don't have time to putt like. I mean, it's
not as much fun.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Never leave the local MUNI, dude, we need to write
a book on that. There's no reason to try and
get happier than happy. Right, Why do you think I
don't leave my house? You're like, Ray, let's drive to
this course in Kentucky one time you have a drive, dude.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I don't leave the local community. Dude, Right, I was wrong.
I'm sorry you're so yeah. So are you gonna go
play Tuesday?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
No? It just doesn't work out because of his job
and my job. Does he live here? He lives in Smyrna.
Is it dude you went to college with Yeah, you've
met him before, Dave, Oh randomly?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I mean I met him.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I did.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, that's tough. I mean, you guys don't see each
other but every couple of years.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Right, But I mean, it really will be me sitting
at the golf course for an hour and a half
waiting for him because you know, we'll get done early randomly,
or I'll have three hours and I'll have to sleep
in my car in the Whole Foods parking lot and
then go to the golf course chip for a couple
an hour and be sweaty by the time we start playing.
It just doesn't work out time wise.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, you know what we need to do those time wise?
We need to start the show. It's a monday, man.
We came in hot, we did. We did come in
hot AND's and that's how the country club gets you.
They come in hot and then it cools off. I mean,
it really does cool off. You thought that was a
good story, I got one better. Can't wait.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Ray, that wasn't much of a story, more of an analogy.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I mean, I hope it's not about Haliburton.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Oh, I mean we saw that coming, but let's do
it lot.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Did you see it?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah, oh I didn't. Announcers never saw it. Weird announcers
Doris Burt, guys, what are we doing? Announcers were terrible.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, we announce Jeffers terrible.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Announcers acted like he was coming back in the game. Guys,
any sentient person watching that game saw it. Pop. Oh,
we hope halla Burton is Okay. We saw him walking
into the locker room. Guys, he's he wasn't walking. There
was no walking. I don't know what part of that
it was walking. But when he's banging the court, just
like Jason Tatum was. I mean, here's the new rule.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
If you have caf pain, sit out everybody with cap paying.
It turns into an achilles rupture. And him, I am
and Tatum got those wild legs. They got seven foot legs.
And that's how Halliburton is. He is.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Look at all the footage how his legs go. Anytime
your legs or that looking like a deer, that is
injury prone. Jason Tatum, long legs, injury prone. Give me
a short leg, O'Connell. He ain't gonna get hurt. Give
me that Pritchard kid, he ain't gonna get hurt. Give
me some little legs.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
And it was, I was that was gross to walk
like they kept replaying. I'm like, oh stop, just stop,
I can't you see the oh so awful? And right
there we were robbed. We were I mean robbed of
what could have been an absolute epic Game seven.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Right, but that it's how it played out. The universe
had that right in this cards. And also he wasn't
even supposed to play the game before that. Thunder should
have closed it out. Thunder were ten point favorites in
every game basically.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
But Halliburton was already hot that game. He'd already hit
three threes. I mean it was I watched the.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Damn game, but appreciate a game seven?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I did, Okay, it was watched the whole game. We're
lucky we got a game seven. It was the Pacers
made it to the championship. Thank god we had a
Game seven. That was great. The NBA could have folded
if it was a sweep. NBA wouldn't exist as we
know it.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
It was fun to watch, man, I mean, the Pacers,
they fought even at halftime they're up one and you're
just like, there's no way they can maintain this. There's
no way with how the emotional like the emotional letdown
of seeing your leader go down like that. They were
just like, oh, they fought, but they just didn't have enough. Dude,
it was it was over.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
I need AI to tell me. Would the Pacers have
won that game if Halliburton stayed in?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
There's no way to know that, right, AI would know?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
No, AI has no idea.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
AI can predict, you can project how the beginning of
the game wins throughout the whole game, would they have
won the game?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Here? Here's the thing. Things changed throughout the game. You
change defensive assignments. Who gets a foul called on them? Yes?
I mean, and there was one person who posted on
the face you know we would the Pacers would have won.
I no, you don't know if Halliburton would have stayed in.
You have no idea.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Well, when somebody else had a hilarious comment, they go, oh, yeah,
injuries are just new to sports. They haven't been around
since the start of time, Like that's a part of
the game.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I mean, it sucks. It sucks and it sucks it
into that way, and then somebody's.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Like, your pacers wouldn't have made it of Tatum did
get hurt.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Okay, guys, Damian lawyer didn't get hurt. Then you know
so and so wouldn't have made it. You can't.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
And you know what, if I had a strap on,
I'd be working at the local strip club.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Hey, ants and cants and candy nuts. I don't know.
There's some saying I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
And you know what, if the waffle house had an
arch on it, it'd be it'd be a it'd be
a McDonald Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, all right, let's start the show man. I mean
that's basically all we gotta talk about basketball. I mean
that was it. Basketball is over, yeah, I mean yeah, man.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
If a cookout had a five star chef, it would
be a Michelin Michel restaurant. It's a cookout, dude, you
can go there drunk. Yeah, we got to do it live.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
We oh the one, two, three sore losers? What up? Everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Genius, y'all, sison from the north. I'm an altfa male.
I live on the north side of Nashville, Tennessee, USA
with Bayser, my wife. We used to live downtown, then
moved to the west side not to get too much
into the weeds, but then moved outside of town. We
got one point two acres. Two point two acres. Excuse me,
we have not sold. I don't know why I said that.
We do still two point two kids at Vanderbilt Clinic.
(16:02):
Justin had an electrophysiology summit this weekend, but he was
still able to check in on the eggs over to you, man, I.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Mean, let's just wrap up the NBA Finals. Second of all,
Halliburton at the end of the game much respect, dude,
dude has blown his achilles. He knows he's gonna miss
an entire year, if not more, of basketball. And what
is he doing. He's in the tunnel after the game
on the crutches and break like it's saying great job
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to every one of his teammates, every one of the staff.
I was like, that is a dude. That is a dude.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I like, well, I mean, end of the convention, are
you giving DAPs or you're looking your wounds, saying how
hung over you are?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I'm given DAPs.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
We're all shaking hand.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
But I didn't blow my achilles. I didn't blow my
achilles in the biggest game of my life.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
What do you think Callaway is going to be doing
at the convention on Sunday? At the convention, probably puking
in a trash can. He's gonna hine Calloway.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
He's gonna he's being puken in a trash can and
he's gonna be looking for his shirt on Broadway.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Callaway is gonna be outside of Category ten or chiefs
on his crutches. He's gonna be wrapped up nice and warm,
and he's gonna be given dapts to everybody hung over
as they leave the convention. Calloway would be that kind
of guy.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
So Callaway and Halliburton are kind of the same. Yeah,
And so I mean, I love that. And then I
want to talk about Jalen Williams, the Jayleen one. There's like, no, no, no,
the one that's not good.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Is there Jalen Williams, Jaylen Williams, Jason Williams, or is
there a Jason Williams and a Jaalen Williams.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Now they're both Jalen Williams. Okay, but the one that
doesn't play.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
And I'm glad the Pacers made the finals. I learned
their players. Who's it? They got this? They got this
topping dude?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Where did he come? He was like number three pick dude.
I believe he went to date.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
And then the one guys the uh like the twenty
threes and twenty two so shooters.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Oh n Smith yeah and Murracheon.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Because I didn't play fantasy basketball this year, where did
these guys come from?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I believe Nate Smith went Vandy, that's okay, and mershad
he might have gone to Arizona, right, just so you know.
And here's the thing. The Jalen Williams guy that went
to Arkansas, I got a question. I know he used
to play, but then they got Hardenstein and he took
all his minutes and so he just kind of hangs
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out on the bench. Hardenstein didn't do crap, but he
sets good screens. I can set a good strain, not
like Harness. He creates the space. I mean when he's
in there, Sga has a lot more room to Rome
because you can't get around his big ass body. But anyway,
my whole point is does the coach hate him? Because
with a minute and three left, he brought all the
subs in, He brought all the bench warmers that never
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play into the game, and he left chet Holgrin in
the game and told Jaylen Williams, now you're not going
in the game. And I'm like, oh man, that's awkward.
But every time there was a time out that Jaylen Williams,
he was the first one off the bench, front and center,
given DAPs.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Which one the one that doesn't play?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Okay, then the chair, the ceremony, the trophy ceremony. Guess
who is front and center right next to SGA Jaylen Williams,
Jayla Williams, the one that doesn't play.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
So he is a popular player on the team.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Well is he popular?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Is he?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Just like, hey man, I'm gonna get my camera time
that way when I have kids or whatever, I can
show him. Look, I was really there. I was really
there some of the thoughts. I mean, the game is
look at this, there's a right next.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
He's smart.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
He is right there in front. I mean he's just like, no, no,
put me in front. I laugh so hard.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
He knows those pictures go down in history.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
It's just really funny. I just wonder, like, do people
really like him? Just the coach hate him first of all,
and I just thought it was so annoying. I'm like, dude, like,
let the players that played be in the front. You
just stay in the back, like I understand.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Did SGA have any comp did he have any anything
as possible?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
No? He was just like hard work. Believe everybody that's
been in my corner, just everything like that.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I've never seen this clip or maybe I forgot about it,
but they were. It was Lebron when he won it
with Cleveland. It was so awkward. He goes, Cleveland, this
one's for you.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
He couldn't think of anything else to say, so he
just like grunted. So I was wondering if SGA had
any like anything is possible?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
No, nothing spectacular. And I will laughed at Harnstein. He
had his kid up on stage. He was sleeping it
passed out, passed out, and he's like, man, I guess
I'll tell him about it tomorrow. Guys, I don't know.
He was like, maybe the crowd's not loud, No pluts
get loud, and he and SGA kept holding the kids
head up because Hardenstein was holding him by the head
and his neck was just flopping around.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
They ain't got those controls yet. Guys, I watched. I know,
you don't really give a crap. If you're in your
truck right now, drive and you got the whole shift
in front of you. I'm imagining the truckers didn't watch.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
You.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Guys had an early run this morning. But I watched
until SGA went out, Not SGA, the SGA of the
pay Aliburton Halliburton. When he went out, it was over.
They kept it close for a little bit, but but
he already had kind of the injury, so I was
curious how he was gonna move. He was moving fine,
right right, he was, but he was favoring the three pointer,
which he was making him. He was draining them right.
(21:17):
But that one time he shot two in a row.
You missed that one. That's a dagger. I mean, that
guy was just it's easier to shoot a three than
drive to the basket. So I feel like it was
already affecting your boy.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
I understand, it's not my boy. It was great, serious,
good season. Let's move on. We'll take a break and uh,
when we come back, Ray's got a great story.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Ray whatever we talked. Sports people tune us off.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
They do, they turn out, they tune out.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
But I just thought it was impressive. I actually watched
the game. I am impressed till seven minutes. Yea, seven minutes.
It's a good game. Hey, I'm glad you watched enough
of it. Props to my buddy Danny. He did not
a nine way or a four way parlay. He missed
all four with SG had him over thirty two. He
was at twenty nine. He had Haliburton over fifteen points,
he was at nine. He got hurt. He had Thunder
(22:07):
winning by sixteen. I guess he moved the line and
then he had over two hundred and fifteen. He couldn't
have missed anymore. He went over four and totally mispredicted
the final.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Hey, Danny, I don't know if hear you listen to this,
but when it's game seven, guess what they do. They
quit calling fouls, so scoring is way down. They let
him beat the crap out of each other and call nothing,
so you're not getting all those free throws. So yeah,
great job on the two fifteenth. Great uh are you
ready for the story. I've been waiting for the story
all morning.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
You always preface stories with them being bad that way
that if they're decent, they end up being Okay, this
is actually a good one, Okay, So you have to
believe it though, because you're gonna think I just made
it up.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I would never think he would just make it up
for the point of making it up.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Okay. So we were taking care of Baser's parents animals
this whole weekend, and I'm talking, We're going over to
their house.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Pigs, cats, What do we got?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
We got turkeys, we have deer, We have dogs, and
we have cats. They have their own deer kind of Okay,
you don't really own them, but you own them, got it.
You know, you got Bambi out there. You got one
of the other popular deer name's Rudolph Blitz in common. Yeah,
they were all out.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
There, got it?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Okay. So we're going over to their house. Baser's driving.
I had a couple and it was the I'll post
a picture on the Instagram guys, like I always do.
It was the most beautiful picture of a creek with
the sun coming through, and I go, Baser, this two track,
I mean, it's like a five mile two track that
leads to their house and it's all private property. Like,
(23:34):
it's not a highway, it's not a dirt road that
basically like one going one way, another going the other way.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yeah, got it.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
What I'm trying to say is live out in the
middle of nowhere, and there's some wily people out there,
crazy people.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Okay, So I've never met any of their neighbors. There's
houses all along there, and we always just drive drive
the two track to their house. Well, I see this
beautiful picture and I go, baser, stop the car. I
got to get out and do this. So I get out,
go down there. I'm in my sandals a couple deep,
take a picture of this creek. Got the picture heading
on up and it's kind of since it's a two track,
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it's like dirt, so it's like kind of slippery. So
I start to slide. My sandal comes off, and so
I'm losing my sandal and I'm sliding your trush passing
and I hear this guy go hey, get off my property,
and I'm like oh s oh, oh oh oh.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
And I've off and basic getting the car, getting the
car the sand tell me you left the sandle the.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Sandals a couple of feet back, and this guy just like, hey,
you hurt me, get off my property. And I'm like,
oh my god, oh my gosh, I got to eat
with the sandal. What are you doing? So I'm glad
I'm going back towards the creek to get the sandal
gone because it God, my foot kind of flipped it
a little bit and so I grab it, put it on,
and I'm kind of running now up this like rock
(24:51):
thing that's like slide and stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Running. Hi, yeah, get off my property.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Finally get to the car. Basically just go just go
go to her parents place. Okay. At her parents' place,
there's another beer in the fridge. I had another beer,
and I go, I didn't like how that guy yelled
at me.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Oh god no, And I look, what do you mean
you don't like the way he yelled at you. You're
on his property.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I really wasn't. I was just all right along. I
don't think you own right next to the road.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
So I mean, your fence goes right to the road,
doesn't it. My fence goes right to the road.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
That's neither here nor there. So I go, uh, baser
will sit over there for a little bit. So I
knew I had about an hour find this guy's house.
And usually I'm over there sitting on the couch watching
Sports Center. There's nothing to do. So I was like,
I'm gonna go find this guy. So I'm in my sandals,
like walking through the woods and stuff, and I see
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this guy out on his back patio and I was like,
I'm pretty sure that's the house. What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
So you are shragging through her parents' property to get
a look at the guy.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
No, I wanted to talk to him. I didn't like
how he yelled.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
With me, Oh my god, why, Like, why do you
think this is a good idea?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Because I told you I had three beers. Dude, anything's
a good idea after three beers. And so I see
this guy, he's stepping up. He's like over there by
the patio. He's got a TV on the back. Oh god,
nice spot. And I go, hey, how's it going? He goes, hey, man, yeah,
that was me yelling at you. So then as we're
kind of talking, we're getting closer and closer together. I
was like, hey man, I'd like to talk to you
(26:29):
for a second.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Oh God, I like the way you. I don't like
the way you talk to me.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
And so we keep going up. We keep going up.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
So is there like a fence in between?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
There's our fence, so he's kind of got to walk
around it. And then we have a fence that I've
walked around a little bit. So I'm kind of on
his property now.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
And a barbar fence is like a regular fence.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
His ours was like, it's I mean, it's barb and
wooden fence, but I'm kind of walking to the side
of it, in and out of it.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
And he goes, uh.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Has he got anything on him?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
No, it just looks like a good old boy. He's
got a tall boy beer. He's a Friday some fun and.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
No, no, no, he wasn't having fun. You weren't having fun.
You were going to confront a guy because you're on
his property.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
And I go, hey, man, I heard you yelling at me.
We start getting a little bit closer, and he goes, yeah,
that was me. We're about five feet away.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
From each other right now. Is he big tall?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
He's taller to me. Got a pony's heil Oh god?
And he goes, I go, how's it going, Man, I'm ray,
We shake hands. He goes, I know who the hell
you are? I was like, okay. He goes Bobby Bone
Show and I go yeah, and he goes Sored Losers podcast.
(27:37):
That's funny. So Lessen what coach coach chilling? So Lessen
thir it was so less dirt And apparently five years
ago I'd given him a sored loser's hat. Stop yeah,
and he had a sore loser's hat on with his ponytail,
(28:03):
and he goes, yeah, you gave me this five years ago.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Did he know it was you in the creek when
he was yelling at you?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
No, I don't think so he didn't know until he
saw me coming up from behind into his.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Po Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
What are the chances the one person that listens to
our show was the guy yelling at me for being
on his property.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
So my question is, so where do you go from there?
Do you sit down on his back porch and have
a beer?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
He goes, hey, man, you I got what is it called?
What is it where you throw the horseshoes? He goes, hey,
I got horshoes. Why don't you go grab another couple beers?
Let's play horseshoes together. And I was like, oh, Troy,
great guy. Go I gotta get back. I gotta help
Beazer with these animals. I go, well, you're awesome. It
nice to meet you. He goes, love the show. Loved
listening to you in lunchbox and he goes, yeah, that's
my TV. I got the deck all made back there.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
He's like, hey, I hang out on the patio, like
I saw you out there on my property.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
He's like, oh, I don't worry. I'm sorry. And I
was like, I heard you yell at me, but I
think I was actually going over there to kick his ass. No,
you aren't.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
But he weren't going over there any day.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
You weren't gonna go there and kick his think he
thought I was just coming over to say hi, and
then I'd given him the hat from five years ago
or so you here's the my mark.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
You weren't gonna kick anybody's ass. You were probably gonna say,
hey man, why are you yelling at me. I wasn't
on your property. You may have said something like that,
but you weren't going over there to start a fight.
And the fact that he listens to the podcast is oh, dude,
why don't you want to play some more shoes. You
can come on my property. Tom, don't worry about you
go down there taking all the pictures you want, and
you showing the.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Picture of what the creek? Yeah no, But he goes
there was like a tree down, and I go, uh, hey, man,
that one of these trees down from a storm a
couple of days ago. You mind helping me? So me
and him go grab this huge branch. After yelling at
each other, grabbing it together, two American men working hand
in hand, ripped it down and drug it off to
(29:57):
the side. That is what I'm talking like, true, thanks
for helping me, man. He's like, hey, good scene you
Ray Mundo. Yeah, man, love the show. When he drops
sore Loser's basin, Dude, I just about fell out. I
told you had to believe me on the story.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Did you I mean a couple things. Did you ask
him why he's never been to the Coach's Convention? M No.
Did you ask him if he's a good dad or
a bad dad.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
I don't think he has any kids the convention. I
believe dude. He lives out in the sticks. There ain't
no way he's finding Nashville. Okay, like those people that
live in the country live in the country. I bet
if we had it in Indian Lake, he would go.
I bet if we had it in Hendersonville, he'd go,
he ain't going to Nashville.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
That's pretty cool, man, So get off my property.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yelled at me, shaking hands five minutes later, and that's.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
How friendships are made. Does they know your father in law? Yeah,
so he talks to him.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
I mean I would imagine across the film across but yeah,
he uh. I didn't tell Bazil. That's why I went
over there.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
What did you tell Beazer?
Speaker 3 (31:05):
I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, I was just back
there and we started talking. Hey, after three beers, I
don't like getting yelled at. You don't yell at another
grown man. You know, you don't do another grown man,
shoe him. You don't shoe another grown man. Did you
see the cost?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
There a lot of coach, you missed three straight calls.
But in the press conference, he's like, I'm a grown man.
You don't show another grown man. You don't shoe a
grown man, and you don't yell at a grown man.
And we'll take a break. We'll be right back I
just want to give you an update. I went in
on Friday one. I felt all the prayers, the t's
(31:42):
and p's, the thoughts and prayers from everybody that's Sore
Loser's Nation. They put me on a table and they
brought this big ass needle out and they shot it
right in my knee.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Oh. I thought you were gonna say in your no, and.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I'm gonna say the swelling is gone down on the knee,
feels good. I think I'm ready to get back out there.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
You got any extra that juice? I could use it
my planner fasty itis.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
No, No, man, dude, it was And he was like
it's gonna hurt. He's gonna feel a little bit. And
I mean he sprayed this numbing cream right on the
knee and I was like, that's a big ass neel.
He goes, it's the smallest one we can use. Like what,
I guess there's bigger ones. He stuck it right in
my knee. Blood splurt it out of my knee because
it's right at a vein. Yeah, And he's like, don't worry,
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it'll clott in a minute. And he held a thing there,
putting a band aid on it. He goes, you're good
to go, man Clott in a minute, and so I
was in and out in about three minutes. But I
got the shot. Everything went great, So thank you everybody
for praying and thinking about me.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Did they numb the area or direct shot to the knee?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
No, they had a number like the soccer players. They
brought the note and he was spraying it as he
stuck the needle in, making sure it stayed numb.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Dude, I should tell my hair lady to do that
because when she does the shot in my head, I
go direct shot into my head.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Shouldn't shouldn't numb it?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
No, I got a needle into my head.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
How big is it? A big needle?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Probably not as big as yours. But id some of
that numbing cream it?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
It was like like and when they put the little light,
it's like a it feels like kind of a gel.
It's like a steroid. But when they put it in there,
you can feel it and it's like, oh man, it's
not comfortable.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
How long does it last for? I don't know, but
it also does does work cover that.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
But it's really a steroid shot. It's just a steroid
shot in your need to get the inflammation to go down.
It's what they were.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Doing Blue Cross cover that.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Yeah, because when I went to the counter to check out,
they said, oh, you're good to go. Thank you. It
was like, I like it.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
The best one is where you pay for it and
then you get a thing in the mail that said, hey,
your company paid for it. We're going to send you
a check for three hundred dollars. I'm like, amazing, thanks
cause it. Guess what, if you didn't contact me, I
would have never known.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
There's nothing better than being told, oh, you know what
I mean, you paid too much? Like oh I did.
I didn't. I paid what you told me at the checkout, Like, oh,
you were only responsible, patient was only responsible for twenty
six dollars and you paid for one hundred and fifty
of it. Here you go. Here's wow. Thank you very much.
I really do appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
But that tells me they're not asking questions. They're just
making sure they get their money and then they'll handle
the stuff on the back end.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yeah. I don't know how it works, dude. I can't
imagine working in a doctor's office and being in the
billing department night with all the different policies and what
covers what? And checks and boxes? And I would it
would that would be so miserable.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
My lady had a call different state and she goes,
are you sure this is your healthcare? I'm like, yeah,
I don't know. This is the card. Here you go.
And then what I always do is I always just
act like it's covered. I'm like, yeah, yeah, they said
it would all be covered, you know. And they're like, oh,
we called them. They said no, you need to pay.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Oh oh, they're always idea, have your insurance card. I'm like, yeah,
here you go, sir, that's from two years ago. Oh
hold on, let me let me this one. No, sort,
that one's from last year. Oh, here's the third one. Yeah.
You want me to throw the other two away? Yeah,
if you don't mind, that'd be great. I I just
stick them in my wallet and never look at him.
I apologize.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
We've got two of them. One of them is absolutely worthless.
I don't even know it might be for like I
don't even know. It's different, like subsidiary and there. I
always give it to him. They're always like, what the
up is this?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I've had that numerous and they're like, I've never heard
of this one before and I'm like, well, what do
you mean? Let me look it up? Is it with that?
I don't know, guys, I don't know anything about health insurance.
I just know I sign up for it and they
give me a card. Let me look it up. I
don't see that name in our system. Let me let
me call someone. Yeah, he has this card that says this, Well,
(35:27):
what is that? You have to call someone else? I
don't understand.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
It's never smooth.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Health insurance is supposed to make everything so easy. It
makes it so much harder because it's like, oh you oh,
like you go one place and it's nothing. You go
to the next place, Oh, it's a fifty dollars deductible.
Well why is it free at the other place? And
fifty dollars yere? I don't understand anything about it.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
But you're better.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
I am better, dude. My knee feels good. I didn't
go running this weekend, but I think I'm gonna. I
did do a little bike riding, and I plan on,
you know, testing it out. I got a game Wednesday.
We'll get back out there and give it the old
college try.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
So you don't have what Halliburton had.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
No, I didn't have. If it's calf pain, I will
sit out. I will not do anything for six months
if I have caf pain. But Kevin Durantz going to
the Rockets big news. It dropped on Sunday, Yeah, when
he was at fanatic Fest.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Did he know before that, because there's those videos circulating
where they tell him he doesn't look happy?
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Uh no, he says, I saw an interview.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Somebody goes, he's just chilling. He he kind of already knew.
He's not gonna find out from a reporter at fanatics Fest.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
He said, I kind of already knew. I just didn't
know when it was gonna happen. He goes, But I
kind of already knew, you know, he goes. It was great.
It's a little nerve wracking, you know, when a team
has your future in their their hands and they give
you they ask you where you want to go, and
you give him a couple of your wishes and they
accept that wish and it's pretty cool. Man, just really excited.
(36:56):
It's gonna take some time to get to work. It's
gonna be about execution. What they win fifty games last year,
I mean, so, I mean, hopefully we're gonna be better to.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Stick with the sex reference.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
He sleeps around, right, dude, dude, he is a he's
a man whore, like he really is. I don't understand.
And here's the thing. Is he a cancer in the
locker room that we don't talk about because everywhere he
goes it doesn't seem to work.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Golden State that.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Was it, but then he got tired of there and
he left because he was gonna go form a Big
three in New Jersey that was terrible or Brooklyn wherever
it was, I don't know if they were New Jersey
or Brooklyn. Then that sucked. He's like, Oh, send me
over to Phoenix, give me a Bradley Beal and give
me a Devin Booker. We're gonna win a championship. God
that he even made the playoffs. They suck so bad
(37:43):
New Jersey.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
I think Brooklyn he was just one shot in the
playoffs away from really making a difference.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Missed. But yeah, like he's one of the greatest of
the generation. And it's like, huh. Like, if I say,
Kevin Durant when he goes into the Hall of Fame,
what jersey does he wear? Gotta be Golden State because
he won the titles there, right, but he was only
there like two years.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
I love though that all the big trades happened right
around fourth of July. It's when we get Lebron to
the Lakers. It's when we got Lebron to Cleveland. It's
when we got Durant to the Rockets. That's when we
got Durant to the Golden State Warriors. All the big
trades happen right at the fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Because it's the NBA Draft. But my question is, why
wouldn't they wait and see if the Thunder won them.
They're still in the NBA Finals. You don't want to
talk to them. See if they wanted a trade for
Kevin Durant.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
They ain't got room.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
What about the Indiana Pacers.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Kevin Durant goes back there.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Okay, he was there, dude.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
The Thunder had been a powerhouse though. Props to them, dude.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Their front office has to be the most amazing. They
drafted Serge Ibaka Hard and Harden, Kevin Durant, Shy Egregious
well Shy. They traded for and then Paul George. They
traded Paul George and then Jaylen Williams. Jaylen Williams and
everybody else on their damn team. It's amazing. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
I ain't win it next year, though, God, here we go.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
You know how hard it is to repeat.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
I can't believe the Bulls did three in a row twice,
twice twice, not just once, three in a row twice, guys.
And if you get a second look at Scotty Pippin's
Instagram account, what's wrong with who? He like posted some
AI version of himself and it had seven six rings
on and it was him. It was Scotty Pippen typing
(39:26):
on a computer and it goes just enjoying this game
or something. But it was like the weirdest post. I
gotta read. It's very word for words.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
That is so weird, Like why is he's such a
weird dude? He's such a jerk. I mean, we knew
he was a jerk when he didn't give me an
autograph when I was like twelve years old walking through
the mall in Chicago and he told me, no.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Just watch in NBA Finals Game seven. Never been in
one myself, replying to the comments, like y'all be blessed,
congrats to the thunder on the win. But it's an
AI version of himself with six rings.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
That's just It's just sometimes adults should have Instagram. You're right,
and it's just a flex like, I get it. You
have six rings. That's pretty cool to flex and just
but just post a picture of yourself, not AI with
your six rings on. That's more impressive than some AI
drawn ass.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Dude. Dude, and then he posts like him just walking
along the beach, just walking, that's his post, smiling, and
he goes lots of craziness in the world. Tell me
something good. Yeah, really, his Instagram's kind of weird because
I didn't really know that even posted. And then I've
been kind of in a hole looking at it.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Uh, you want an email?
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Yeah, I go.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Here we go Fellas and Ray, Okay, it's on.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Thanks for referring to me as a.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Man cat nip, and I just booked the flights to
Nasty for Coaches Convention five. I'm so glad it stayed
in Nashville this year. It just feels like that or
Austin should really be the only places it's here held, honestly,
but no one cares about my opinion. I am so
stoked to finally get to hang with the other losers
and just have a crazy good time with everyone. Also
so glad to finally meet Callawai in person. Tired of
(41:11):
winning all the Aggie versus Mississippi State bets versus him
and not have ever met him in the flesh. I'm
a little behind on the potty due to just life
in general. So sorry if y'all talked about it already.
But did you see that person get up to fifty
on beat the streak? Holy dick man, so close. I
had this crazy theory that the MLB calls the players
(41:33):
that these people bet pick and tell them there's fifties
and they'll give them two hundred and fifty k not
to get a hit that night. What do you think?
I think that's the stupidest thing you've ever said. And no,
I'm not drinking again. This is just the crap that
goes through my head. Well, like I said, I'm super
excited for Coaches Convention five, and please keep us in
the loop on the tickets and packages. I know we
are always our way out, but I don't have instant
(41:53):
our Facebook, so good lord, I need to be kept
in the loop. Catnip follows the instant page. But I'm
always late hearing about stuff on here. I'll catch up
on the pod and up to speed soon. PS. I
was so happy when she when Ugsa beat the stupid
SIPs in Austin beat beat m Effer's bless cat Dick.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
She's been drinking again?
Speaker 2 (42:16):
No, he said he's not drinking still, that's what he said.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
That sounds like one of those emails. You're right, you
fire off to your bosses after dipping into the brown.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Yeah. No, No, he was good. He was he was perfect,
he was fine. He just said he was not drinking.
And he said he can't wait for Coaching Convention five.
I can't either. It's gonna be great. Anything else you
want to talk about?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
I think we covered the sports people more lifestyle, less sports.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Yeah, I will take a break and I gotta ask
you a question. We'll be right back. My friend texted
me on Saturday, says, hey, man or woman. Man. He
was like, I bet Russell Henley to win the golf tournament.
And he goes, I put one hundred dollars on it,
(43:00):
and right now they're offering me five sixty eight. They
were on hole. He goes, right now they're on whole
fifteen on Saturday. The cash out option is five sixty eight.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Take it and don't ask any questions and put it
in the bank. On Monday, he.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Said, do I take it? And I said, Man, I'm
gonna tell you what my friend Ray would say. My
friend Ray would say, you take that money. A cash
out is a win because what are the odds he's
actually gonna win. He's in second place right now, so
why wouldn't you take that money. He didn't take the.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Money, so he got zero.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
He got zero dollars.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
But Henley did drain that putt chip dude, and they
would have went to overtime. But Needley, Keatley, Eagan Bradley
drilled one within five feet.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
What Tommy Fleetwood.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
But Tommy Fleetwood, guys, if you even if you're at home,
you can learn this. He has the most top ten
finishes of anybody in the world without winning a tournament.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Forty two because he finished yesterday.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Okay, you updated the stat forty two top ten and.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Has never won. He choked like a freaking dog.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
He didn't even hit it onto the green. It was
a maybe one point fifty out us at the MUNI
can hit it within five which Keegan Bradley did. He'd
hits it on the rough and then doesn't even get
it close to the hole. He was still six feet
out and he.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Gave Keegan Bradley the reid and then the ball rolled
and I guess it hit somebody's ball dimple, somebody marked it.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
You could see it take a little turn to the right.
But it reminds me when me and Locks were betting together.
We bet two grand on Tommy Fleetwood in two thoy
and twenty, I want to say. And all he had
to do was hit it on the green. You guys
can find the tournament. It might have been the Farmers
because some of those holes look familiar. All he had
(44:49):
to do is either hit it on the the fairway
ish to the left or the green. Take a dead
shot at the green. All to the right is ocean.
He hit it in the ocean. I never won. He
was two ahead at the time, two grand down the
tank and just like whoever bet on him, he was
three up to start the day and he lost. He
(45:11):
was bad from the start. That three holes in he
was tied.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Oh that a brutal man.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Brutal That's just one of those guys that just doesn't
have that it factor. That's not clutch.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
That might be it. He's not He's not Halliburton, Haliburton.
We won't see him for a year. Yeah, I'm out
of here. I'd love to go play golf today, but
I just can't. Well, and I got swim lessons, man.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
And I didn't factor in. It's ninety five degrees outside.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
What about it? Exhausting, dude?
Speaker 1 (45:42):
You look tan, I was outside the entire weekend.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Did you hit the pool? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:46):
We bought a pool. What Yeah, we bought a pool
on Amazon.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Okay, like a little kid pool like.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
You should see it. I was playing it in the entire weekend.
We had Laura's friends over, our friends over. I was
playing with kids all week in the pool, diving in.
It's like it's we have it. It's two feet deep,
so no diving strict rules on that.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Well, you just said you were diving in, so which one.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Isn't jumping if we were playing in the pool the
whole weekend. Interesting And it can float too, so you
put floaties in it. You think you're in the ocean.
You look around. It's only two feet wide, but it's great.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Okay, Yeah, I don't know about that, but yeah, I
mean we got swim lessons day, so I can't play golf.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
I'll post a picture of that on the Instagram too.
We got the creek photo right before I got yelled
at and when I went back to get my sandal,
and then we'll also have the photo of me lounging
in this pool. It's massive. I thought we actually paid
a couple hundred for it, and Baser goes, no, it's
like sixty dollars.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
That's really not bad.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
We did go over to the neighbor's house yesterday. He
texted and said, hey, the water park is open today,
and he had like a blow up one with a
slide that goes into a little puddle of water and
then he had a slip and slide out, and so
I said, oh, dude, we're headed over. And I guess
he had texted me an hour or two hours before that,
and he goes, well, we're closing up shopping thirty minutes
(47:02):
because kids got to take a nap. And I was like, well,
we're still coming, and so we walked and uh, he
lives eight houses down and my son's like, why do
we have to walk? And I'm like, it's only five houses.
So in the fifth house, he went up to the
door and I'm like, that's not it. And he goes, Dad,
you said it was number five. Yay, And I'm like,
all right, I was wrong. He goes, well, you said it.
(47:23):
And I was like, don't knock on the door.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Does he know their house?
Speaker 2 (47:26):
No, he doesn't even know these people. Really.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
I thought he's because that'd be funny.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
And he goes okay. So he came down the steps
and he goes, oh, so it has to be this
next one. He walks up the steps. I was like, no,
that's not it either, and he goes, well, if it's
not five and it's not six, which one is it?
And I was like it's nuts. He goes, is it seven.
I was like, no, it looks like it's number eight.
He goes, oh, you said five. It's the one with
the moat. And we went in and we played for
thirty minutes and like all right, we gotta go. We
(47:49):
gotta take naps. I'm like, well, sor, I was so late, man,
thanks for having us Ober, and our kids are like,
why are we leaving already? I was like, they got
a nap and they were like, well, we'll just keep playing. Dude.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Kids is great. Yeat nap times. You get to play
in pools and stuff.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
That's all they do. Yeah, eat snacks, eat popsicles. I'm
telling you, summer it's all about popsicles and just candy.
And I mean it's ridiculous. They're living the life. All right, everybody,
have a good Monday. We're out.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
We were playing this water ring game where we'd throw
the ring into the water. I think I was actually
just a free babysitter, but this her daughter, she's like
eleven years old. We'd throw the ring in the pool
and then we go dive in. What I realized is, well,
you just said no diving, jump in, thank you. What
I realized is my knees were hitting the bottom after
two of them. Oh, I almost needed that shot you had,
(48:34):
And I go, okay, uh, Uncle, Ray's gonna go in
a little bit slower this time. I'll take it. I
was real fragile. I would make sure I landed on
an inn or two because I was rocking the knees. Oh,
why don't you go give me the address of that guy?
Speaker 2 (48:47):
Yeah, I'll go to you man. Yeah, his name's Jesse. Okay, yeah,
and hey, do you watch College Word Series because I didn't.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
I threw it on. It was a blowout, I said.
Both coaches got ejected. I've ls he was way too
powerful for him. It seemed like Coastal Carolina could have
came back late. Double play ended the game. They just
didn't have the firepower.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
Yeah, it was like a double play. It was like
Argans always watching it. I was like, why didn't we
do that double play in the game? They should have
thought about that. But yeah, and then that inspired my kid.
He's like, Dad, you want to go play catch? So
we went outside and played catch for about six minutes
and then he's like, Dad, it's hot. I'm gonna go
and side and get some water. I'm like, all right,
that was fun.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
I didn't realize how much of a championship weekend it
was going to be. We had the Travelers champion, we
had the NBA Finals champion, we had a College World
Series champion.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
So now we got baseball.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Man, that's a lot that's gonna be fun.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
Yeah, yeah, man, we kind of we faded there at
the end. I'd written stuff down, I forgot where it was,
so let's just go home, yeah, yeah,
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