July 18, 2025 • 44 mins
In this episode Lunchbox has a bone to pick with his wife on her sandwich ordering execution and screwing up his day. Plus Lunchbox got an extra kid in his lap and was sent to the pool to supervise four kids while his wife hung out to chat with a friend. Also Lunchbox got scammed on his way to the Nashville Soccer Game when he fell for the it's close from the parking guy on the street. BabyBox turned 7 on Thursday so we hear all about the 7th Birthday and the trip to the zoo.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What is Rory doing?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Whoa, it wasn't even started, but now we're started.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
I mean, what is Rory? What is Rory doing? Dude?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I mean it didn't get you say it one more time?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
What is Rory doing? And we're starting now we're starting,
so I need to start the time over. Now you're
getting because Rory is only at minus one, like he's
just been even all day, Like, Rory, wake up. Hello.
Oh Tony Feenw. I do a golf pool for every major.
I picked Tony f now in his little bracket. It's
(00:32):
like six tiers. You pick one golfer from each tier.
I always pick fe Now why do I pick female.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Because his name starts with the F word.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
No, because I like him. I think he's cool. I
like his swag. I like everything about Tony Fenw. And
he's like plus eight first round every major. I don't
pick him this time because I'm like, I'm done picking him.
Oh he's minus two, don't worry about it. That's how
the cookie crumbles, man. And then I mean, just look
at these guys. Brian harm in Harrish English, I mean
(01:02):
ramas hoguard, come on, haugyard.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
And also English. They're playing over there with the English.
Why wouldn't you pick Harris English.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
That's a good point because he's from America, so I
didn't think he would be good over in the English country.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
That is funny, though the Ryder Cup they always win
in Europe. We always went in America this year, Beth
Page Black, Yeah, welcome to America. Yeah, enjoy your ass kicking.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Oh is that really how it works?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, because South Beach hit me up. Yeah, I looked
it up in South Beach goes, hey, man, we should
go to Vegas and bet the Ryder Cup wow in
September and watch it all weekend. You know what's funny
is I was like, March Madness would maybe be better
than the Ryder Cup and I don't bet. So No,
that's funny because Garrett he hit me up. He hit
(01:48):
up the group because we've been trying to play on
a Vegas weekend where we just sit and watch sports
sports all weekend. And he said, hey, guys, what about
the week of September twenty ninth. I mean you got
a college football he said.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Someone's playing someone than NFL and the Ryder Cup final
day that Sunday. Oh my gosh, it's the perfect weekend,
and I was like, I don't think I can make
that weekend, man, So what work? What?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Ihearts before that? Yeah, I know it's the weekend before.
I'll be in Vegas. The weekend before that got it
for iHeart? Yes, And then that weekend I'll be in
beth Page, New York for the Ryder Cup. You're going,
I'm going.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Low key flex right, No, Loki.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I wasn't gonna break the news today. I was gonna
wait until we got closer to the event. But you
brought up the Ryder Cup. But your boy is going
to the Ryder Cup.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
What neighbors flexing their wealth?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Ding? Ding ding? Uh? We mind, it's not even neighbor.
It's a my middle son, baby Box two's best friend.
His dad won an online like sign up and he
won tickets.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
He picked you. Yeah, how many guys could he pick?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I think he gets to pick three other people? So
he picked his wife.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
What the thrupple?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
And then me and my wife whoa pineapple? Yeah? And
so we are going to NYC to watch the Ryder Cup.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I don't Yeah, I'm curious. Is it close to the city?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Is?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I always wonder because Miami we had a thirty minute
drive to South Beach and Billy when he goes to Reno,
long drive from the airport, so Beth Page Black, there's
no way. It's right next to Little Guardia. I bet
it's an hour drive.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
It's a one hour train ride. He won it, so
he won. He won tickets and a parking pass, and
he was like, we can rent a car. And I
was like, you really want to drive in New York City? Like,
why don't we just take a train? Get out of
the road, man, Welcome to New York.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, go yourself, man.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I mean that's all we'd hear. And I'd be like,
you would be so stressed out that it would be unbelievable.
And when we got to Best Page and we're watching
the USA USA and we're chanting and we're all going crazy.
You wouldn't be able to have one drink. No thanks, man,
let's go Ryder Cup is rowdy. We need to be routy. Hey,
(04:14):
I'm gonna look at him on tonight. You're ready to
get around it.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I'm good with one mode of transportation. That's why the
flight's to somewhere perfect and then an uber to somewhere.
But when you got to get outside of an uber
where you're going planes, trains, and automobiles. That's where I
wonder for work. That's my only worry. If I was retired,
I wouldn't give a rip, but I wonder. Oh well,
then you gotta hope the train systems on time. You
gotta hope your your rental facilities open. You gotta hope
(04:39):
the airport. Then you know how the airport works. But
the other modes of transportation never know.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I thought the subway's pretty easy.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
That one's easy. So that's what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, we're talking subway. We're just getting on train straight
out to best page.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I went on that subway in New York City with
the South Beach. It is confusing. It ain't the l
in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
That's a great point. I don't know if we have
to get off trains, if we have to like change,
go up, go across the street, go down, get on
a different train, the red line, the blue line, green line.
Don't know what we're the marked out there in Atlanta,
the bart I don't know which one it's called, but
I know that they have looked it up and it's
an our train ride to Bethpage.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
And we gotta stop worrying about you know what, go
live a weekend. You're gonna come back with no voice
and hungover. But go live, man. I think Monday's episode.
Can you imagine the recap? Yeah? Yeah, so then uh
it was uh Scheffler, and then it was Xanderscho. You
(05:40):
know there's a website where you can see the guys
that are gonna play in it. Really Oh yeah, it's
like the top cut line. So it's like the top
eight guys for each country.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Here's the thing, is I The only problem I have
is right now, going to Vegas the weekend before, I'm
gonna be exhausted, get back, and then I'm gonna get
on a plane and go to New York. I'm gonna
be absolutely dead. I'm gonna be an non existent father.
I'm not gonna be in my kids' lives. But here's
the problem.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Give him the best you, not the rest of you.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I don't have anybody to watch my kids.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I'm not watching your kids. Do that be a nightmare
at the house. No, No, I've kept it so perfect for
a year. I would panic the entire weekend. I couldn't
watch your kids. Why because they would mark up the walls.
They're not gonna break something.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
They don't break anything.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Well, can they stay outside all day? Yes, all right,
put some side screen on him. But throw some sunscreen
on him and tell him get outside it.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
We don't cut a fence. It's okay, right, they take
off running. They know they'll look both ways if they're
crossing the street. They are three, five and seven. They
know how to operate in the world. With three of them.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I bet me and Bezer lose one of them.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I mean, that's fine, they'll find they get their way back.
I let him go ride their bikes. It's cool.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
But the youngest one, he just waddles places.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
No, he walks, he runs, he rides his bike.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, there would be an injury, something breaks, or our
house with devalue by five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Well, here's the thing is, I don't know how we're
gonna do it. Back to back weekends to watch the kids.
I made a video of the boys asking granny and Grandpa, hey,
will you come watch us for a weekend? Like I
kid you like. They did a whole video send it
to them. And it was after we got back from vacation,
after we just spent a bunch of time with Granny
(07:23):
and Grandpa. They're like, oh, will you come? We'd love
it if you would come so mom and dad could
go on a little trip. And you want to know
what my parents said.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Back, And they didn't even watch it.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
They haven't even watched the video, not had one peep,
not even said a word about the video that they
the kids put their heart and soul into saying we
love you, come visit? Would you come stay with us?
Parents haven't even seen the video.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I love that though. The new culture is people aren't
on their phones watching the texts and the videos immediately.
My parents are now starting to understand. We respond a
week later, dude. Sometimes I'll hit back on a school
picture a month later, love it. Tristan looked great. So
it's the new culture is, guys. Text message is in immediacy.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
And I get it. My parents probably miss a lot
of texts because I did send them a text the
other day of the kids going bah Ram.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
You bah Ram.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It's a horrange. No, it's a movie we watched while
we were on vacation and we sent it to Granny
because it was her movie pick, and she responded, that
is great Barren is that they were just she was excited.
So they're making fun of the movie. No, no, they
still do it. That means the movie resonated with them,
that they enjoyed the movie, that they are here three
(08:35):
weeks later, still using the lines from the movie that is.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
It's gonna be a busy September. I'm not going to Vegas.
We're working on Tigers games.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
What.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, because the Detroit Tigers they're only gonna have school
ball for maybe this year, maybe next year. And then
he's gone, oh, you're trying to go to a game. Yeah,
so and this is their they're gonna make the playoffs there.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
So they play in Cincinnati? Do they play in at LANDA.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Well, we're trying to make it easy on my dad's Oh,
you're trying to go to Detroit, But we're doing Detroit
in September sometime. You're doing Vegas, you're doing Beth Paige.
Black POD's going to be on the road. We're going
to be on the road all month.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I got a question. If you're going to Detroit to
see a game, let me know what weekend, why maybe
I'll come with you.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
But I think they were trying to make it where
it's just Boomer my dad. I mean, it's not like
boys weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Oh, it's like a family thing.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
And also my dad doesn't drink, so we would be
soning cold sober for three straight days. Huh, Hey, lunch,
Hey how about schoo Ball Ray really great guyro Ball.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
No, no, no, I don't want to interrupt the family bonding.
I did not understand that it was a family bonding experience.
So I will sit a couple of rows over.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
What'd you think it was? Me and Justin and a
couple other drinking buddies.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah. I thought you were just going with Bazer and
you were going to go have fun, my dad.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
So we think sky's falling all the time at work. Well,
if sky's falling with my dad, him and my mom
think they're going to die next year. My dad says,
this is our last chance for the Tigers to make
a run at the World Series and me to go
watch them. Dad, you're in your seventies. I'm pretty sure
you got thirty more years. But he is right, Scoo
Ball is gone. He's gonna sign with the Yankees or
Dodgers in a year. Tigers ain't in a for him.
(10:12):
They're not doing that deal. He's got one year left.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
So does your dad get free tickets as an ex
Major League Baseball player? Does he just say, hey, man,
here's my MLB card and they hand him ticket. No.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
But Billy's dad gets money every month.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Heck yeah, he gets a pension. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I mean that's and thousands of dollars every month.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
That is so old.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah, tons of money. I think Billy told me it's
a lot.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'm that is the coolest thing about it is you
just sit there and collect checks, but you still gotta
have some worth and fulfillment. No, I understand you're still
are doing other things. But what I'm saying is, if
you play a certain amount of years, you get invested.
And that is so freaking cool.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
You don't even think about that when you're I mean,
maybe you do when you're like, oh, on the fringe
of is this the end of my career? But once
you're three, four or five years in, you're I don't
know if you realize when I retire, I'm gonna get
money every month.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
You gotta talk to Justin because he honestly thinks that
he was almost in the major leagues because he claims
that he threw in the high eighties.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Well, that's nowhere close to the major leagues.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
As a righty, I agree, lefty could get away with that.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, if you've gotten nasty like stuff, like if you're
dirty lefty, softy and you just throw junk like Ryan
mccreedy did. Oh my gosh, dude, let me tell you
about Ryan mccreedy. He was a class of ninety seven
and left handed. Nobody could touch him. Nobody could touch him.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Key word left handed.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Left handed. He threw soft, didn't throw hard, but he
threw nasty junk, dirty, filthy. And they had a first
round by and so they went to play Round Rock
as a scrimmage. Round Rock was the five A. We
were the four A and he just nasty, couldn't Round
Rock couldn't hit him. Round Rock went on to win
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the state tight dole. Were you on the No, My
brother was batter's box. And so then I loved watching
high school baseball in the summer. No, and this is
this is during the school year. And then the coach
was like, oh, McCready was begging to hit, begging to hit,
and he's like, no, you're our number one pitcher. You're
not hitting, You're not okay, it's a scrimmage whatever, and
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he gets up there, boom, way back, could be might
be foul ball, foul ball.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
McCready was Otani And.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Then the next pitch towards ACL when he was hitting.
Where's McCready nowadays? Unfortunately, we lost Ryan McCready to a
heart attack a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah, got up in the morning, I believe, was not
feeling well. Had his wife call the MS and he
did not make it. But he did for a brief
time play at TCU, I believe, but then decided not
to play baseball. But he was philth and I think.
I think the Anderson Trojans were on their way to
(13:05):
a state title if McCready was healthy, but without him,
not enough pitching depth, and their season came to an end.
I believe they lost to Bernie.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
And then eventually we lost McCurdy.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I mean, he man, you won't talk about so, I
mean nasty people couldn't hit.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Him well, even Jesus himself can't hit him.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
In Heaven. We miss you, McCready. Gosh, he was unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
We're gonna do it live. We gotta start the show man.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Oh yeah, we are the one, two, three sore losers.
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, soggy, the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
What's up? No, it's are not. I haven't been with
the show for a little bit, but I used to
be a pretty dirty pitcher in high school. I would
actually poop on the ball and through it. It was
a little bit of but oil. It ends up working
pretty well. It was undetected. I'm from Nashville, live on
Bradwin's Abbey. We're dating.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
She's also dating another dime.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah, outside of town. Still trying to figure that one out.
Over your ring? What'sabiolitiscissan Ray Mundo from the North Alpha Male.
I live on the north side of Nashville and bays
are two point two acres in the country, corn rows
as far as the eye can see. We got two
kids at Vanderbilt. Their eggs. Justin checks on an electrophysiology
unit every single day for us. That's all I got. Man,
We won't sell, We won't sell over to you.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Lunch Yeah, I mean that. That last one ended on
a sour note. But I mean, yeah, it happens. We'll
take a break, we'll come back, and I'm I'm yeah,
we'll try to bring it back. We'll be right back.
I mean, you had no idea. You had no idea,
So it's not like your fault. You didn't know it
was going to go there. It was sort of like
the other day when I kept saying, why did Justin
come over? Why did Justin come over? And then you
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had to hit me with his dog died. I was like, oh,
oh yeah, we'll take a break, We're right back. Ray.
Let me start off by saying, I love my wife.
Amazing woman. Great. I decided to spend the rest of
my life with her. I, you know, walked down the
(15:12):
aisle and when he said, I do. But sometimes she
drives me absolutely nuts.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Ray, I don't like that. Man. She's a good woman.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
No, no, I understand. She helps with the Coaches Convention.
She's hoping with She's helping with Coaches Convention. Five. The
other day is a Wednesday, and we're starting the pod
and I said, hey, I know we don't have anything
for lunch at home. What are we thinking about? Jersey mikes?
Why not order some jersey Mikes for lunch. And I
(15:43):
know that Jersey Mikes when you place an online order,
they like to, you know, take their time, and they
say forty five minutes, especially at peak lunch hours. They're
not Jimmy John's. They're not super fast. So I say, hey,
about to start the pod, why don't we order some
you know, Jersey Mikes. And I said, I'll take my normal,
(16:05):
the number two, the Jersey Special Mike's way, no tomatoes.
And she's like, all right. And also Baby Box two
had a friend over and that friend's mom was there.
I said, hey, order them sandwiches because I know they're
going to be hungry and we'll be good to go.
She goes, yeah, I like that idea. I like the
idea Jersey Mikes.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
That's so funny, man.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I know it's not funny yet, it's about to get funny.
I had to leave the room, I know.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
And so I tell her that at the beginning of
the pod Wednesday, Hey, why don't you order Jersey Mikes
for lunch and I'll pick it up on the way home.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
That sounds good.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
It does sound good. So I get done with the
pod and I said, all right, cool, I'm about to
head and get the sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I'm outside of Jersey, heading over to Mike's.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I said, I'm about to head over there and grab
the sandwiches. She goes, Oh, I haven't ordered them yet.
I said, I nexted you when the pod was starting
to order the sandwiches. Because we know Jersey Mike's life
to take their sweet time, and it takes about thirty
minutes for them to make the sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Oh, it takes What do you mean I thought they
were all quick over and Jersey.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Eh no, No, they're quick at Jimmy John's. Man, this
ain't Jimmy Johns. This is Jersey. We take our time,
Jimmy Johns. It's so quick to snap your mama. Yeah,
but we we over here in Jersey. We just we
shooting the sh boy, what do.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
You mean you wanted four submarinos?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Ah, give me thirty minutes. Hey, Mikey, let's go. Can
we get them in thirty Mikey, another game's on. I'll
give us thirty five. They're in the bottom of the eight.
We got to see the end of the game. What
do you guys want? A little Italian salami? You want
a little cheese, you want that Jersey Special. Hey, that's
that's the sub we love the most. Man, this is Nashville, Dude,
stop talking like that. Make my sandwich exactly. So I'm frustrated.
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So then I have to just sit around here and
wait before I go pick up the sandwich.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Hey, y'all, welcome to Jersey Mikes.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
How can I take your order? What? Then? I thought,
this is Jersey man is going on?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Are y'all want some sweet tea?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
What? What? What about a soda?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Them in Jerzy?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah? So I'm like, cool, all right, then I'm sorry
about that. I'm sorry about that. All right, fine, fine,
no problem whatever. So I post a pod and I'm like,
you know what, I'm just gonna go there a little early,
get the sandwiches. Hopefully they'll be ready. Maybe they said
fifty two minutes and they really meant fifteen minutes. So
I rolled by the Jersey Mikes after being here for
thirty minutes, and guess what, sandwiches are ready? Great? Grab them.
(18:28):
Change out the chips because they put in them nasty
regular lace chips. Boom, give me my son chips. Son
chips for the kids. What is baby Box two's friend
likes or she wants the regular lays. All right, what
does Baby Box two's mom want? She wants regular lace.
So we need three regular lays and then we need
four son chips. Cool, here we go.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
And they never know what the chips and the drinks.
It's every single time I ordered a drink. Oh what,
let me check the receipt man, Just give me the cup.
Of course I ordered the drink. You should always know
the sandwiches, cups, drinks, chips. It's always an issue at
sub places, not naming any of them, but at least
once a week we forget a drink or we don't
have chips, and I go, well, I don't know them
why they didn't put in the bag.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I grabbed the bag off the shelf and they go, hey,
is that a delivery order? I was like, no, online, okay.
They don't bother to check. They don't ask me the name.
They just say okay, which if it's a If it's
a delivery, I guess they want to they care about
whose name is under So I'm like, all right.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Cool, it was an Android order.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Bye. So I get home and the kids are there.
They've been playing, and they're playing in the hose. They're
all wet, they're hungry, start eating.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
That's why I ain't watching them.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
And my wife says, oh, you know, uh, Lacey's mom
really wanted to learn how to play this game. And
I'm like, oh yeah. She was like, we're doing some
work on some you know, charity stuff for the school,
and she was like, why don't you take them to
the pool? Huh? So you got me home, I just
(19:57):
got off work, you forgot to order the subs, and
now you want me to take all four of the
kids the pool while you guys do some stuff for
the school. Sheeeshh, okay, all right, cool. Yeah, and the
boys have swim lessons at uh three, three thirty and four,
and it's only two o'clock, so she's like, yeah, just
(20:18):
go a little early they can play. Okay, cool, Yeah,
let me let me go do that while you guys
sit here in pow wow. You two ladies are just
hanging out or you're just getting me out of the
house because you guys want to bang. I don't know
what's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Whoa powwow? What was that referencing? I don't think we
can say that anymore.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Really, I don't know. I don't know either. So here
I am. I load them up in the car and
it's me and four kids heading to the pool. Four
that you had? Three? Yeah, but baby boxes two's friends over,
two of them will should there be five? No? Baby
Box's friend, baby Box two's friend friend. So two is
his name? His friend is Lacey. She's over, and so
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we're all going to the pool. So here we go.
Soun's screening up. Let's go mount up, we roll up.
Go in the pool. We're hanging out. There's no one there,
it's empty. And at two fifteen, two thirty on a
Wednesday afternoon when it's burning hot, there's like ten people there. Fantastic.
And we're there a little bit and about two point fifty.
That's tall brunette, hot tan, beautiful walks in, got her
(21:24):
two kids with her.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
How's it going, mom? She gots to meet you.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
She's got a couple tattoos, her two sons look old.
Not to swim by the sails. They run jump in
the pool.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Whoa was it Carly Pears?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
No? I don't think she has kids. Oh and she's
way taller than Carson.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Is it Christin Cavalari?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
No? But this lady sits down at a chair, has
her bag there, reaches in her bag, boom pulls out
two white claws at the community pool. I'm like two
forty five on a Wednesday, and she's got two white
claws ready to go. That's normal on the West. I
was like, damn, this lady has it set like she
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can just drink white claws on a Wednesday. She invented
white claw Wednesday. I guess because she sits there and
drinks her two white claws and we hang out at
the pool. I mean two and a half hours were there.
We're there un till five o'clock. Dude?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Is she cool with the cans at the community pool?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
She set them on the table and then she put
him immediately in a kozi got it like, I don't know,
she kind of hit him, but she pulled him out
and I saw her pop him right on the table
as she dug for her koozie and then put kozie
on each one. Pop that white call. I'm there for
two and a half hours, dude, this lady had kept
pulling white She had five white claws in the two
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and a half hours I was at the pool.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Parenting's a racket man, apparently, you just throw them back.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I'm like, I don't know what life she is living
where she just comes on a Wednesday at two thirty
in the afternoon is having five white claws while her
kids swim.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Husband comes home from work. He's been at the office
nine to five in all day, and she's slammed.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I mean, must be nice. I was like, wow, and
I'm chasing kids. Hey, watch this? Watch this? Can we go?
Can we go over here? I'll watch this. Watch my handstand?
Rate my handstand? Okay? Cool? Yeah, that's a six. You
should have clawed a claw, dude, she didn't offer me one? Yay?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Do you mind if I claw me a clawy the
billboards saying downtown Nashville, across from the radio station where
I work, it says, claw me a claw?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Do you mind if I get in on that drinking
thing with you? Like you? It seems you have two
and you're only one person. You think I can have
one of those? That's in a No?
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Okay, what do you say we both shotgun one and
see what happens next.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I mean, my wife stayed home with another woman.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Why I brought the kids to the pool, But the
kids play fine. The ring in the pool. How's it going,
I'm lunch by. Yeah, get away from it. They'll be
back in a little bit. I threw that ring far
away so I could get to know you. No, she
didn't offer me one. All right, cool? So I mean
the kids, but it's amazing how they can swim and stuff.
But they watch this, watch this, watch this. So I
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had to sit there and rate handstands for like thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
You would have done great at Low's pool in Miami
because the kids were doing the ballerina. Yeah, and then
the jumping in the little of the least amount of
splash get the most points. I give you a fall
and Sarah a five.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
What that's not fast? I did the same splash.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
It's fascinating, I get it.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Fascinating, unbelievable, amazing. And then another girl, Oh I don't
even know. Oh you rate judge my handstand? Sure, girl,
come on, you join the group. Might as well. You're
like keeping tallies. And then and then my baby box
ones like, Dad, so what's my total score so far?
I'm like, how am I supposed to keep track?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
You thought I was totally it all up?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
He was like, well, Dad, I had a seven, A
seven and eight and a seven. How many is that?
I'm like, twenty nine, I believe is what you have.
He goes, okay, guys, I have twenty nine so far.
And then Lacy comes up, goes, hey, and I did
I was doing one through ten. She goes, give me
a twenty one on this.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
One that's actually called illegal and she.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Does a handstand. She goes, what did I get? What
did I get? I was like seven and she goes,
she goes, you're supposed to say twenty one. Well, she's like,
say twenty one on this one. Okay, all right? She goes,
does a handstand. What did I get? What did I get?
Twenty one? Just guys, I got a twenty one.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I got a.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Twenty one on that one. I mean, ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
But why and why across the world in Miami and
across the world in Nashville are they both doing rating
my dives and stuff in a pool? Is there a
TV show right now out doing it?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
No, it's I guess they've seen the Olympics before. But
it's not even in season, not even in season. I
don't know. It's something that's hereditary. I don't know. You
learn it by osmosis. Somehow all kids know about the
rating system. I rate nine, I r I rate her
eight and a half. I mean your score?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yeah, son, what did you need all total number? Okay?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yeah? Yeah. So then I gotta get home because I
got a SoC game of six fifteen.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Man, did you talk to the woman?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
No, no, no, I didn't invite her to the convention.
She's a local.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
No no, no she didn't. She didn't know.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
No. Did she know you from the show?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
No, no, no she didn't. She didn't even ignow. She
didn't even act like I was there. She didn't see me.
Would she put her blinders on? Yeah, had the shades on.
Kicked back in the chair, just like having the white
clause of time. You know. I was like, all right,
I don't even know. She talked to her kids whole time.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Oh oh that Parenting twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Baby, you know, her kids in the pool swimming. She
was just hanging out.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Hey, parenting brought to you by a Walmart tablet. Saw
it the entire vacation at Low's outside of those kids.
Please rate to me, father, I'm about to do a dive. Okay,
you are ready to go? Thank you? Father.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I love me.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I'my father.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yeah, so I mean my wife, you know, I mean.
I started this out by saying I was annoyed by
her first of all the sandwiches. Then I get stuck
taking all these four kids of the pool utter. She's
the one that said, hey, Babybox two should have his
friend over today. Basically it was so she could hang
out with the mom and I could watch the kids.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Thanks, I appreciate that. So I get home, I said,
you better have dinner ready, because these are gonna be
some hungry munchkins because they've been swimming for two and
a half hours. They've got a big apptight. Swimming makes
you hungry. I don't know if you've been swimming lately,
but boy, after swimming, you are starving.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
There's a meme where you get a sandwich or a
baggage chips after swimming or being out in the sun
all day, and how amazing it tastes. Oh, this is
like the best Italian meal I've ever had, and it's
a freaking baggage chips and sandm So.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
I get home and I'm like, all right, I gotta
get ready. Boom boom, and I jet to the soccer
game six fifteen, haven't played in three weeks? Whoa you
took a private jet? No? No, it's like driving fast.
And I'm gonna tell you it was a scorcher out there,
so freaking hot. And Charlie, who's just there? Sometimes they're not.
He says he's gonna be there. He didn't show up
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till seven minutes into the second half.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Wait are we going to the soccer field now?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
By one comment on the pool and kids and parenting
is I learned with Heather, Laura's friend when she brings
her daughter, I call her what do I call her lizard?
I call her Zippy? I call her Zippy And I
didn't want to say her real name, but I call
her Zippy. And I learned that when I started playing
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with Zippy, we were doing what even were we doing?
We were trying to find the rings in the bottom
of our Walmart pool do we put in our yard?
The ladies went inside. They did their own thing for
two hours. So the second you start taking care of
somebody's kid for free, Hey, I'm gonna I'm gonna attend
to some other things.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
The second you say hi to the kid, they're like,
well going, they go in another room and you're like, well,
all I said was hot. Now I'm responsible for them,
all right?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Thanks man. Yeah, so I was responsible for another kid.
I've never taken a kid another person's kid to the
pool before. This is a first.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
The fact you had four unreal because you had to
be paying tension NonStop.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Nonstopta be gotta be dialed in. So that's fine. So
I jepped to the soccer game, and I mean, I
haven't played in three weeks. I haven't done anything in
three weeks, and glass on my foot, so I'm out
of shape. Thirty seconds in, I miskick it boom right
to their guy goal one nothing them all right, welcome back.
We end up tying one to one. I was dead.
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I was dripping sweat. But guess what it was. It
was Wednesday night, Nashville c is playing at seven thirty.
Our game's over at seven twelve. Guess who is gonna
go to the game.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
With your friend from the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
No, Page, Nope, no, they're not going. It was me,
James and Charlie from soccer. Charlie who showed up seven
minutes into the second half because he fell asleep. He's
gonna go with me. James is gonna go with me.
He's like, you headed right over there. I'm like, yeah,
let's go, and so we all get in our cars
and we go and you gotta park, and usually I
park right by you know, there's people's backyards. And have
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you ever been scammed? Ray? No, I've never been in
Giode No. No, well here it is. It's usually it's right
there on the street that the stadium's on. Parking someone's yard,
no problem, It's like two blocks to the stadium. You walk,
it's easy. Never been to a game, Well, my normal
parking spots are filled because I'm getting there right at
like seven twenty five. Game starts at seven thirty five,
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so it's ten minutes to kick off. And there's this
guy with an orange flag. I was like how much?
How much? He's like thirty bucks. I was like how close?
How close? He goes right here, right here my grinding cash.
I was like, how about venmo, My wallet's in the back.
He goes yeah, Venmo. I was like, how close? Where
are we at? Where we He's like right here, right here?
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So I pay him the venmo.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Because you thought to be a big lot and maybe
he put you in the back.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, he's gonna put me right here, like I'm he's
right here at the bottom of the at the start
of the street. Right.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
But I'm saying, why did you keep saying how far?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
The street is very long? That's what I'm wondering. Yes,
and I don't want to walk two and a half
miles to the stadium.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Because I've never pulled into a parking lot and said
how far? How far?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
This is a street. It's a street.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
They're like, it's just right here. You park your car.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
You don't, it's a street, and so it's so far
it's a street, and so people park people in their yard.
Got it. That's all I wanted to know.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I've never pulled up to a parking spot.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I don't I don't care about the price.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
How far?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
What? My apologies?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Can you not see the parking spot?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
My apologies, my apologies, they're.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Right in front of me where I'm waving the flag.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
I didn't explain it well enough, oh one foot, I
didn't explain it well enough. I'm so far. It's a street,
a residential street, and people park you in their yards,
and so I'm just I'm making sure that it's one
of these yards right here with the lambo. No, no,
because I don't want to walk far, like I don't
field though they park in yards. Oh, got it? And
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so I scan his QR thirty dollars. Boom. He goes,
all right, you're gonna go all the way to the
top of the street. Take a let. You said it
was close. How far you said it was close. That's
why he kept going, it's close, it's closed. And I
kept saying where, Oh, it's close, it's close, but he
never told me where.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Now I see the reason for how far.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
And so as I'm driving up this street and I'm
not talking to normal short street, I'm talking this is long.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
I've never been to the stadium, but I know those
streets there at least half a mile long to the fairs.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yes, And I'm like, you have got to be kidding.
This dude got my ass. He got me hook line
and sinker. He saw a vulnerable soul searching desperate for parking,
and he got me. And so I am just driving
and driving and driving and at least half a mile brutal,
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and I'm like, and I get to the top of
the street and there's another guy with a flag, and
I'm like, where he goes, you're already paying. I was like, yeah,
he goes, You're gonna take a left here, go down
half the block, and you can park anywhere in that lot.
You're almost at the studio. I'm back on sixty five.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Basically, you can find a spot on your own.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Now, I mean, I could have parked anywhere over there
on the street for free, but I had got suckered
in three quarters a mile back down there with a
guy with an orange, stupid flag, And so I'm still
dripping sweat from the soccer game. I changed right there
in the parking lot. And then I mean it's over
a mile to the stadium and the game's about to
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start and people are just kind of casually walking. I
am hoofing it trying to get to the stadium, and
before I even get in the gate, guess what, yo,
go Nashville Lesson. It's Sussy. I don't even know who
scored the goal because I didn't see it.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
It was probably Sussy.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
But anyway, the point of the story was, when you're
going to get parking, make sure they give you a
definitive location. Always ask how.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Far and what's that other guy's name.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Tar Mook Tar. He scored later in the game. We
won three nothing. But the point of the story, I'm
not gonna go over the whole soccer was I got scammed.
They saw the desperation. I said, here's thirty dollars, and
then they pointed me a mile away. So frustrating.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
I can get an uber from the country to downtown
for thirty dollars. I understand, you can park at my house.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I understand. Time was of the essence. It was of
the essence. And by the time I got in that stadium, dude,
it looked like I was a whole in church. I mean,
you've never seen so much sweat coming down to person.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
What kind of how's is this?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
We'll take a break, We'll be right back right and
then let me tell you Thursday. I mean, listen, I said,
I love my wife.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Wait, you're still mad at her.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
It's baby Box's birthday, seven years old.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
I know the day well saw the picture he was
on a pumpkin. Didn't know seven years were gonna pass.
You got sappy, thank.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
You, yes, And so she's like, hey, in the morning,
I'm gonna take him to the zoo. Maybe when you
get off work. You can meet us at the zoo.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Zoo's brutal.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Here, the zoo's awesome. The zoo has the most amazing playground.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
The rhinos can jump out whenever they want to. There's
not even a fence there. At that exhibit, the cool
animals hide. You never get to see the bears. And
they'll always say they're gonna I don't want to knock
the zoo. What if they're not. They always say they're
gonna operate on an animal, but there's nobody in that
operation place. Well, ray, do you want to see a
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dinosaur heart transplant?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
I know what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
But then there's the one thing, the ziplide. The line
lasts for two hours and you only ziplied a city block.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah you do all pass I parked farther away for
the National c Game than that zipline goes.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
And then we did this three D dinosaur exhibit and
they spit in your face and this little tongue comes
at your legs and tickles you. And Laura said it
Beazer said it touched her inappropriately.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Oh yeah, that's not good. Yeah, So she says, I'm
gonna take them to the zoo. In the morning. Maybe
you can meet us when you're off work. I'm like, yeah, great,
sounds good.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Zoo to zoo, man, zoo, to zoo, zoo, here, zoo there.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
It's a zoo everywhere.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
And so Amy's more of a giraffe, Morgan more of
a flamingo, Eddie more of a fish following the pack.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
I would say, she's texting me all morning. Yeah, we're
gonna go to the zoo. They want to go to
the playground. They want to see the snow leopard. I
guess we have a snow leopard in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
No, no, they'll say that, but it'll hide the whole time.
Get a glimpse.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Anybody in Nashville Zoo has ever seen the bear. Let
me know. I've been twice. And the bear always in hibernation.
It doesn't matter if it's summer, winter. Oh, the bear
should be out in a minute. It's always hiding somewhere.
Guys make the exhibits, so we have to see the animals,
and they don't have the option to go take a nap.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I mean I did see the last time we went.
We wanted to go see the Komodo dragon and we
walked all Here's the problem with the zoo. I will
say this is there's a lot of dead ends. You
have to walk all the way to the far end
of the park and it doesn't make a loop. You
have to turn around and just walk the same way
you came back. And it's like, oh, my gosh. So
there's a Komodo dragon. Kids want to see the Komodo dragon.
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We walk all the way up to the Komodo dragon
the far corner of the zoo. The Komodo dragon just
lays there, doesn't move a muscle.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
You need to go see the prairie dogs because.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Oh the Yeah, I know, they they're kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
You see them doing their thing, and then you can
go put your head up in the exhibit and be
a part of it.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Yeah, I know. They saw the people putting their heads
up in it, and they're like, yeah, can we go
over there and do that. I was like, no, because
we're going to the playground now. Like if we don't
go now, you're not gonna get to play on the playground.
Merkats meerkats, that's what they're called. This is later in
the day, and so my wife's like, yeah, we're gonna go.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
To the zoo.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
We're gonna go, go, go, go. And I get off
work and I'm like, all right, what exhibit you're at.
I'm headed to the zoo. She's like, oh, we're just
now leaving the house. Oh okay, cool, all right, that's cool.
I'll meet you at the zoo. So we meet in
the parking garage and she has brought me a pair
of shorts and put the shorts on me go in
the zoo and we're there for like twenty five minutes,
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and she goes, okay, well, I'm gonna have to go.
I had to go to my Dodgor's appointment.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
She just dipped at the zoo no less.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
I said, what. She goes, Oh, yeah, I have a
Dodgor's appointment today. I said, hold on, hold.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Up, happy birthday to me.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
I said, I get it. You it's you have a
Dodtor's appointment. But yesterday I took all the kids of
the pool. Today, you were gonna come to the zoo
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Now you're playing the better parent card.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
And then oh you were just everything it just wasn't
going well this morning. Everything was so busy, busy, busy
that I beat you to the zoo.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Does this seem like seven years since our child was born?
Or if I spent more time with him?
Speaker 1 (38:55):
And I am getting the kids dumped on me at
the zoo?
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Now should I get sandwiches on the lay homer and
not order them and then come home and then order them.
I'll see you at home.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
And so I'm like, okay. So then I'm at the
zoo with the kids, and how many of it?
Speaker 2 (39:10):
This time?
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Three? Just my three celebrating baby Box's birthday with all
the animals, with all the animals, and they are going crazy.
I mean, baby Box two is a freaking maniac.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Did it ever get the dinosaur exhibit rocking? It's over
there by the zip line. It always says coming soon,
and it's never soon or come.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
They did open a new exhibit over there. That's where
the snow leopard was, and we went and saw it
and it was laying there against the glass and it
had a big block of ice because it was so
dang hot. That thing was like, why am I here?
I want to be in the snow, you know, because
it's so I don't understand why we have a snow
leopard where it's so hot?
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Avoid the snake pit. No, they didn't even go in
that room.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
No, we went in that inside aquarium. And that's when
the wife bailed on me.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Is, hey, here's a picture of a snake. Look from
looking in the mirror.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
I kept I would make them go ahead and tell
me if it was a snake or not. And sometimes
they would tell me it wasn't a snake, and I'd
go and it would be a snake, and I'd be like,
I hate you guys, like I hate you guys to
the core.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
I didn't even go in that building.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
I usually don't, but they wanted to go in to
see the jellyfish for some reason. All a sudden, we're
obsessed with jellyfish. So we went in there and I
saw a couple of snakes, which gave me nightmares. I
hated it. It was miserable, not cool. I don't appreciate it.
But my wife just bailed on me. So I'm there
for two hours, two and a half hours with the
kids in the freaking hot We go to the playground.
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No one's playing on the playground because it's abysmally hot.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
The zoo playground, Yes it is massive, dude, but I
don't we had a newborn.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Okay, well, the kids love it, and the.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Newborn can't really do much on the playground.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
It is scorching hot, and I mean there is no
one on the playground except for us. People don't go
to the zoo at one o'clock in the afternoon on
a summer day, is what I found.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
I was gonna say, they actually do have alcohol at
that zoo too.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
They have alcohol. They had margarita buckets and everything. Nothing.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
You gotta have the booze, guys. But man, it makes
a lot easier kids, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
And then I look over on the playground and there's
white call Wednesday. Woman. No, I'm just joking, dude, But
my wife the last two days has dumped the kids
on me. Oh I gotta do this, Oh I gotta
do that. I've been freaking out of control. But yesterday
was the birthday and it was fantastic.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Here you go, man, here's your badge of honor. You
love them more.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
No, it's not that. It's just my frustration with my
wife this week. That's it.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
She's I'm sure she'll have them all weekend.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
No, no, And then today she's like, oh, you know,
when you get home from work. I got an appointment.
I'm like, what, I'm gonna get my hair done.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Okay, get ready. When the nails get done, that's hours away.
The hair's hours away.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Rough, rough, But yes, yesterday was the birthday. It was amazing.
It's crazy that my son is seven years old and
we were at the zoo and he goes, Dad, this
is the best birthday ever.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
He's probably not even to remember it. Probably not because
we went to the zoo all the time when I
was little, I've been told, and I have no memories
of it. I know the pictures us playing with the
Tiger and the Giraffe toys, but don't remember ever going
to the zoo with my parents.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Can I say we haven't?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
We did. I'm sure my dad hurried us around and
we did it in like an hour.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
I will say, we have a zoo membership, and I'm
always like, do we really want to go to the zoo?
Like we've already seen these animals, But it's the kids
are excited every single time. And I realized this yesterday
the way Baby Box two and Baby Box one were
just running from animal to animal, just freaking out like
they'd never seen the rhinoceros like they'd never seen the giraffe.
(42:45):
And so I gotta remember that, just seeing those animals,
even if it's three weeks later, it's such an experience
for them, and I gotta remember that.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
How do you like that part of town? Man?
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Gun store, liquor store? Where are you taking me? You
know what they do like over there is on the
the strip of stores over there, all the dancing grenches.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Oh though I think there's dancing other things in that
part of town as well.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
That's a great point. But yeah, we'll take a break.
We'll bring it back.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Kids. I'm gonna put you in daycare.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
I'll be back in an hour. So yeah, man, the birthday,
I mean we we sang Happy Birthday on faceime with
the granny and grandpa and Dedie and granddad, and we
blew out candles, we opened presents, and I mean then
we whispering.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
I gotta whisper something to you.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
I got a rock?
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Do you want to just talk now? I'm gonna end
it right here, okay.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
And as we're going to bed last night, baby box
one is having tears and he goes, dad, I'm having
happy tears, and I'm thinking he's gonna say because we
had such a great day. He had such a great birthday.
You know, he loves us so much. And I'm like,
I know, son, Like it's okay to be happy tears,
Like what are you crying about? Like turning seven? You're
excited about it, all the amazing things you're gonna do,
(43:51):
the jowie fish. And he goes, no, Dad, I'm crying
because it means I've had Giraffe for seven years? What
is stuffy? Ow? Do you take that with a straight face?
I was like, yeah, bad, No. I thought he was
(44:11):
going to say something about us as parents, or is
the day or some experience that he had, or like
what he's looking forward to. And he said, I'm just
crying happy tears because now I've had Giraffe for seven years.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
I've worked my off for seven years for you, and
you remember the giraffe all right?
Speaker 1 (44:30):
But the one thing is the book we like to
read usually on the day on their birthdays is on
the day you were born. Couldn't find it. Man couldn't
find it in the mess, so we had to pull
it up on YouTube and listen to some lady read it.
She wasn't very good at reading it. If you have kids,
if you have a newborn coming on the day you
were born, that's the best book out there. I'm just
telling you. Have a great weekend. Man, Come on, Rory,
(44:51):
wake up and watch out for Phil Stop
What is Rory doing?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Whoa, it wasn't even started, but now we're started.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
I mean, what is Rory? What is Rory doing? Dude?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I mean it didn't get you say it one more time?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
What is Rory doing? And we're starting now we're starting,
so I need to start the time over. Now you're
getting because Rory is only at minus one, like he's
just been even all day, Like, Rory, wake up. Hello.
Oh Tony Feenw. I do a golf pool for every major.
I picked Tony f now in his little bracket. It's
(00:32):
like six tiers. You pick one golfer from each tier.
I always pick fe Now why do I pick female.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Because his name starts with the F word.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
No, because I like him. I think he's cool. I
like his swag. I like everything about Tony Fenw. And
he's like plus eight first round every major. I don't
pick him this time because I'm like, I'm done picking him.
Oh he's minus two, don't worry about it. That's how
the cookie crumbles, man. And then I mean, just look
at these guys. Brian harm in Harrish English, I mean
(01:02):
ramas hoguard, come on, haugyard.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
And also English. They're playing over there with the English.
Why wouldn't you pick Harris English.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
That's a good point because he's from America, so I
didn't think he would be good over in the English country.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
That is funny, though the Ryder Cup they always win
in Europe. We always went in America this year, Beth
Page Black, Yeah, welcome to America. Yeah, enjoy your ass kicking.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Oh is that really how it works?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, because South Beach hit me up. Yeah, I looked
it up in South Beach goes, hey, man, we should
go to Vegas and bet the Ryder Cup wow in
September and watch it all weekend. You know what's funny
is I was like, March Madness would maybe be better
than the Ryder Cup and I don't bet. So No,
that's funny because Garrett he hit me up. He hit
(01:48):
up the group because we've been trying to play on
a Vegas weekend where we just sit and watch sports
sports all weekend. And he said, hey, guys, what about
the week of September twenty ninth. I mean you got
a college football he said.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Someone's playing someone than NFL and the Ryder Cup final
day that Sunday. Oh my gosh, it's the perfect weekend,
and I was like, I don't think I can make
that weekend, man, So what work? What?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Ihearts before that? Yeah, I know it's the weekend before.
I'll be in Vegas. The weekend before that got it
for iHeart? Yes, And then that weekend I'll be in
beth Page, New York for the Ryder Cup. You're going,
I'm going.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Low key flex right, No, Loki.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I wasn't gonna break the news today. I was gonna
wait until we got closer to the event. But you
brought up the Ryder Cup. But your boy is going
to the Ryder Cup.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
What neighbors flexing their wealth?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Ding? Ding ding? Uh? We mind, it's not even neighbor.
It's a my middle son, baby Box two's best friend.
His dad won an online like sign up and he
won tickets.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
He picked you. Yeah, how many guys could he pick?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I think he gets to pick three other people? So
he picked his wife.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
What the thrupple?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
And then me and my wife whoa pineapple? Yeah? And
so we are going to NYC to watch the Ryder Cup.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I don't Yeah, I'm curious. Is it close to the city?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Is?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I always wonder because Miami we had a thirty minute
drive to South Beach and Billy when he goes to Reno,
long drive from the airport, so Beth Page Black, there's
no way. It's right next to Little Guardia. I bet
it's an hour drive.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
It's a one hour train ride. He won it, so
he won. He won tickets and a parking pass, and
he was like, we can rent a car. And I
was like, you really want to drive in New York City? Like,
why don't we just take a train? Get out of
the road, man, Welcome to New York.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, go yourself, man.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I mean that's all we'd hear. And I'd be like,
you would be so stressed out that it would be unbelievable.
And when we got to Best Page and we're watching
the USA USA and we're chanting and we're all going crazy.
You wouldn't be able to have one drink. No thanks, man,
let's go Ryder Cup is rowdy. We need to be routy. Hey,
(04:14):
I'm gonna look at him on tonight. You're ready to
get around it.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I'm good with one mode of transportation. That's why the
flight's to somewhere perfect and then an uber to somewhere.
But when you got to get outside of an uber
where you're going planes, trains, and automobiles. That's where I
wonder for work. That's my only worry. If I was retired,
I wouldn't give a rip, but I wonder. Oh well,
then you gotta hope the train systems on time. You
gotta hope your your rental facilities open. You gotta hope
(04:39):
the airport. Then you know how the airport works. But
the other modes of transportation never know.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I thought the subway's pretty easy.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
That one's easy. So that's what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, we're talking subway. We're just getting on train straight
out to best page.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I went on that subway in New York City with
the South Beach. It is confusing. It ain't the l
in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
That's a great point. I don't know if we have
to get off trains, if we have to like change,
go up, go across the street, go down, get on
a different train, the red line, the blue line, green line.
Don't know what we're the marked out there in Atlanta,
the bart I don't know which one it's called, but
I know that they have looked it up and it's
an our train ride to Bethpage.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
And we gotta stop worrying about you know what, go
live a weekend. You're gonna come back with no voice
and hungover. But go live, man. I think Monday's episode.
Can you imagine the recap? Yeah? Yeah, so then uh
it was uh Scheffler, and then it was Xanderscho. You
(05:40):
know there's a website where you can see the guys
that are gonna play in it. Really Oh yeah, it's
like the top cut line. So it's like the top
eight guys for each country.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Here's the thing, is I The only problem I have
is right now, going to Vegas the weekend before, I'm
gonna be exhausted, get back, and then I'm gonna get
on a plane and go to New York. I'm gonna
be absolutely dead. I'm gonna be an non existent father.
I'm not gonna be in my kids' lives. But here's
the problem.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Give him the best you, not the rest of you.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I don't have anybody to watch my kids.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I'm not watching your kids. Do that be a nightmare
at the house. No, No, I've kept it so perfect for
a year. I would panic the entire weekend. I couldn't
watch your kids. Why because they would mark up the walls.
They're not gonna break something.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
They don't break anything.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Well, can they stay outside all day? Yes, all right,
put some side screen on him. But throw some sunscreen
on him and tell him get outside it.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
We don't cut a fence. It's okay, right, they take
off running. They know they'll look both ways if they're
crossing the street. They are three, five and seven. They
know how to operate in the world. With three of them.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I bet me and Bezer lose one of them.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I mean, that's fine, they'll find they get their way back.
I let him go ride their bikes. It's cool.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
But the youngest one, he just waddles places.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
No, he walks, he runs, he rides his bike.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, there would be an injury, something breaks, or our
house with devalue by five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Well, here's the thing is, I don't know how we're
gonna do it. Back to back weekends to watch the kids.
I made a video of the boys asking granny and Grandpa, hey,
will you come watch us for a weekend? Like I
kid you like. They did a whole video send it
to them. And it was after we got back from vacation,
after we just spent a bunch of time with Granny
(07:23):
and Grandpa. They're like, oh, will you come? We'd love
it if you would come so mom and dad could
go on a little trip. And you want to know
what my parents said.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Back, And they didn't even watch it.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
They haven't even watched the video, not had one peep,
not even said a word about the video that they
the kids put their heart and soul into saying we
love you, come visit? Would you come stay with us?
Parents haven't even seen the video.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I love that though. The new culture is people aren't
on their phones watching the texts and the videos immediately.
My parents are now starting to understand. We respond a
week later, dude. Sometimes I'll hit back on a school
picture a month later, love it. Tristan looked great. So
it's the new culture is, guys. Text message is in immediacy.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
And I get it. My parents probably miss a lot
of texts because I did send them a text the
other day of the kids going bah Ram.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
You bah Ram.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It's a horrange. No, it's a movie we watched while
we were on vacation and we sent it to Granny
because it was her movie pick, and she responded, that
is great Barren is that they were just she was excited.
So they're making fun of the movie. No, no, they
still do it. That means the movie resonated with them,
that they enjoyed the movie, that they are here three
(08:35):
weeks later, still using the lines from the movie that is.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
It's gonna be a busy September. I'm not going to Vegas.
We're working on Tigers games.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
What.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, because the Detroit Tigers they're only gonna have school
ball for maybe this year, maybe next year. And then
he's gone, oh, you're trying to go to a game. Yeah,
so and this is their they're gonna make the playoffs there.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
So they play in Cincinnati? Do they play in at LANDA.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Well, we're trying to make it easy on my dad's Oh,
you're trying to go to Detroit, But we're doing Detroit
in September sometime. You're doing Vegas, you're doing Beth Paige.
Black POD's going to be on the road. We're going
to be on the road all month.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I got a question. If you're going to Detroit to
see a game, let me know what weekend, why maybe
I'll come with you.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
But I think they were trying to make it where
it's just Boomer my dad. I mean, it's not like
boys weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Oh, it's like a family thing.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
And also my dad doesn't drink, so we would be
soning cold sober for three straight days. Huh, Hey, lunch,
Hey how about schoo Ball Ray really great guyro Ball.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
No, no, no, I don't want to interrupt the family bonding.
I did not understand that it was a family bonding experience.
So I will sit a couple of rows over.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
What'd you think it was? Me and Justin and a
couple other drinking buddies.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah. I thought you were just going with Bazer and
you were going to go have fun, my dad.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
So we think sky's falling all the time at work. Well,
if sky's falling with my dad, him and my mom
think they're going to die next year. My dad says,
this is our last chance for the Tigers to make
a run at the World Series and me to go
watch them. Dad, you're in your seventies. I'm pretty sure
you got thirty more years. But he is right, Scoo
Ball is gone. He's gonna sign with the Yankees or
Dodgers in a year. Tigers ain't in a for him.
(10:12):
They're not doing that deal. He's got one year left.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
So does your dad get free tickets as an ex
Major League Baseball player? Does he just say, hey, man,
here's my MLB card and they hand him ticket. No.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
But Billy's dad gets money every month.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Heck yeah, he gets a pension. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I mean that's and thousands of dollars every month.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
That is so old.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah, tons of money. I think Billy told me it's
a lot.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'm that is the coolest thing about it is you
just sit there and collect checks, but you still gotta
have some worth and fulfillment. No, I understand you're still
are doing other things. But what I'm saying is, if
you play a certain amount of years, you get invested.
And that is so freaking cool.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
You don't even think about that when you're I mean,
maybe you do when you're like, oh, on the fringe
of is this the end of my career? But once
you're three, four or five years in, you're I don't
know if you realize when I retire, I'm gonna get
money every month.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
You gotta talk to Justin because he honestly thinks that
he was almost in the major leagues because he claims
that he threw in the high eighties.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Well, that's nowhere close to the major leagues.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
As a righty, I agree, lefty could get away with that.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, if you've gotten nasty like stuff, like if you're
dirty lefty, softy and you just throw junk like Ryan
mccreedy did. Oh my gosh, dude, let me tell you
about Ryan mccreedy. He was a class of ninety seven
and left handed. Nobody could touch him. Nobody could touch him.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Key word left handed.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Left handed. He threw soft, didn't throw hard, but he
threw nasty junk, dirty, filthy. And they had a first
round by and so they went to play Round Rock
as a scrimmage. Round Rock was the five A. We
were the four A and he just nasty, couldn't Round
Rock couldn't hit him. Round Rock went on to win
(11:58):
the state tight dole. Were you on the No, My
brother was batter's box. And so then I loved watching
high school baseball in the summer. No, and this is
this is during the school year. And then the coach
was like, oh, McCready was begging to hit, begging to hit,
and he's like, no, you're our number one pitcher. You're
not hitting, You're not okay, it's a scrimmage whatever, and
(12:20):
he gets up there, boom, way back, could be might
be foul ball, foul ball.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
McCready was Otani And.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Then the next pitch towards ACL when he was hitting.
Where's McCready nowadays? Unfortunately, we lost Ryan McCready to a
heart attack a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah, got up in the morning, I believe, was not
feeling well. Had his wife call the MS and he
did not make it. But he did for a brief
time play at TCU, I believe, but then decided not
to play baseball. But he was philth and I think.
I think the Anderson Trojans were on their way to
(13:05):
a state title if McCready was healthy, but without him,
not enough pitching depth, and their season came to an end.
I believe they lost to Bernie.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
And then eventually we lost McCurdy.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I mean, he man, you won't talk about so, I
mean nasty people couldn't hit.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Him well, even Jesus himself can't hit him.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
In Heaven. We miss you, McCready. Gosh, he was unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
We're gonna do it live. We gotta start the show man.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Oh yeah, we are the one, two, three sore losers.
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, soggy, the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
What's up? No, it's are not. I haven't been with
the show for a little bit, but I used to
be a pretty dirty pitcher in high school. I would
actually poop on the ball and through it. It was
a little bit of but oil. It ends up working
pretty well. It was undetected. I'm from Nashville, live on
Bradwin's Abbey. We're dating.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
She's also dating another dime.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah, outside of town. Still trying to figure that one out.
Over your ring? What'sabiolitiscissan Ray Mundo from the North Alpha Male.
I live on the north side of Nashville and bays
are two point two acres in the country, corn rows
as far as the eye can see. We got two
kids at Vanderbilt. Their eggs. Justin checks on an electrophysiology
unit every single day for us. That's all I got. Man,
We won't sell, We won't sell over to you.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Lunch Yeah, I mean that. That last one ended on
a sour note. But I mean, yeah, it happens. We'll
take a break, we'll come back, and I'm I'm yeah,
we'll try to bring it back. We'll be right back.
I mean, you had no idea. You had no idea,
So it's not like your fault. You didn't know it
was going to go there. It was sort of like
the other day when I kept saying, why did Justin
come over? Why did Justin come over? And then you
(14:52):
had to hit me with his dog died. I was like, oh,
oh yeah, we'll take a break, We're right back. Ray.
Let me start off by saying, I love my wife.
Amazing woman. Great. I decided to spend the rest of
my life with her. I, you know, walked down the
(15:12):
aisle and when he said, I do. But sometimes she
drives me absolutely nuts.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Ray, I don't like that. Man. She's a good woman.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
No, no, I understand. She helps with the Coaches Convention.
She's hoping with She's helping with Coaches Convention. Five. The
other day is a Wednesday, and we're starting the pod
and I said, hey, I know we don't have anything
for lunch at home. What are we thinking about? Jersey mikes?
Why not order some jersey Mikes for lunch. And I
(15:43):
know that Jersey Mikes when you place an online order,
they like to, you know, take their time, and they
say forty five minutes, especially at peak lunch hours. They're
not Jimmy John's. They're not super fast. So I say, hey,
about to start the pod, why don't we order some
you know, Jersey Mikes. And I said, I'll take my normal,
(16:05):
the number two, the Jersey Special Mike's way, no tomatoes.
And she's like, all right. And also Baby Box two
had a friend over and that friend's mom was there.
I said, hey, order them sandwiches because I know they're
going to be hungry and we'll be good to go.
She goes, yeah, I like that idea. I like the
idea Jersey Mikes.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
That's so funny, man.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I know it's not funny yet, it's about to get funny.
I had to leave the room, I know.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
And so I tell her that at the beginning of
the pod Wednesday, Hey, why don't you order Jersey Mikes
for lunch and I'll pick it up on the way home.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
That sounds good.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
It does sound good. So I get done with the
pod and I said, all right, cool, I'm about to
head and get the sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I'm outside of Jersey, heading over to Mike's.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I said, I'm about to head over there and grab
the sandwiches. She goes, Oh, I haven't ordered them yet.
I said, I nexted you when the pod was starting
to order the sandwiches. Because we know Jersey Mike's life
to take their sweet time, and it takes about thirty
minutes for them to make the sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Oh, it takes What do you mean I thought they
were all quick over and Jersey.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Eh no, No, they're quick at Jimmy John's. Man, this
ain't Jimmy Johns. This is Jersey. We take our time,
Jimmy Johns. It's so quick to snap your mama. Yeah,
but we we over here in Jersey. We just we
shooting the sh boy, what do.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
You mean you wanted four submarinos?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Ah, give me thirty minutes. Hey, Mikey, let's go. Can
we get them in thirty Mikey, another game's on. I'll
give us thirty five. They're in the bottom of the eight.
We got to see the end of the game. What
do you guys want? A little Italian salami? You want
a little cheese, you want that Jersey Special. Hey, that's
that's the sub we love the most. Man, this is Nashville, Dude,
stop talking like that. Make my sandwich exactly. So I'm frustrated.
(17:47):
So then I have to just sit around here and
wait before I go pick up the sandwich.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Hey, y'all, welcome to Jersey Mikes.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
How can I take your order? What? Then? I thought,
this is Jersey man is going on?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Are y'all want some sweet tea?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
What? What? What about a soda?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Them in Jerzy?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah? So I'm like, cool, all right, then I'm sorry
about that. I'm sorry about that. All right, fine, fine,
no problem whatever. So I post a pod and I'm like,
you know what, I'm just gonna go there a little early,
get the sandwiches. Hopefully they'll be ready. Maybe they said
fifty two minutes and they really meant fifteen minutes. So
I rolled by the Jersey Mikes after being here for
thirty minutes, and guess what, sandwiches are ready? Great? Grab them.
(18:28):
Change out the chips because they put in them nasty
regular lace chips. Boom, give me my son chips. Son
chips for the kids. What is baby Box two's friend
likes or she wants the regular lays. All right, what
does Baby Box two's mom want? She wants regular lace.
So we need three regular lays and then we need
four son chips. Cool, here we go.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
And they never know what the chips and the drinks.
It's every single time I ordered a drink. Oh what,
let me check the receipt man, Just give me the cup.
Of course I ordered the drink. You should always know
the sandwiches, cups, drinks, chips. It's always an issue at
sub places, not naming any of them, but at least
once a week we forget a drink or we don't
have chips, and I go, well, I don't know them
why they didn't put in the bag.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I grabbed the bag off the shelf and they go, hey,
is that a delivery order? I was like, no, online, okay.
They don't bother to check. They don't ask me the name.
They just say okay, which if it's a If it's
a delivery, I guess they want to they care about
whose name is under So I'm like, all right.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Cool, it was an Android order.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Bye. So I get home and the kids are there.
They've been playing, and they're playing in the hose. They're
all wet, they're hungry, start eating.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
That's why I ain't watching them.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
And my wife says, oh, you know, uh, Lacey's mom
really wanted to learn how to play this game. And
I'm like, oh yeah. She was like, we're doing some
work on some you know, charity stuff for the school,
and she was like, why don't you take them to
the pool? Huh? So you got me home, I just
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got off work, you forgot to order the subs, and
now you want me to take all four of the
kids the pool while you guys do some stuff for
the school. Sheeeshh, okay, all right, cool. Yeah, and the
boys have swim lessons at uh three, three thirty and four,
and it's only two o'clock, so she's like, yeah, just
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go a little early they can play. Okay, cool, Yeah,
let me let me go do that while you guys
sit here in pow wow. You two ladies are just
hanging out or you're just getting me out of the
house because you guys want to bang. I don't know
what's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Whoa powwow? What was that referencing? I don't think we
can say that anymore.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Really, I don't know. I don't know either. So here
I am. I load them up in the car and
it's me and four kids heading to the pool. Four
that you had? Three? Yeah, but baby boxes two's friends over,
two of them will should there be five? No? Baby
Box's friend, baby Box two's friend friend. So two is
his name? His friend is Lacey. She's over, and so
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we're all going to the pool. So here we go.
Soun's screening up. Let's go mount up, we roll up.
Go in the pool. We're hanging out. There's no one there,
it's empty. And at two fifteen, two thirty on a
Wednesday afternoon when it's burning hot, there's like ten people there. Fantastic.
And we're there a little bit and about two point fifty.
That's tall brunette, hot tan, beautiful walks in, got her
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two kids with her.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
How's it going, mom? She gots to meet you.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
She's got a couple tattoos, her two sons look old.
Not to swim by the sails. They run jump in
the pool.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Whoa was it Carly Pears?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
No? I don't think she has kids. Oh and she's
way taller than Carson.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Is it Christin Cavalari?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
No? But this lady sits down at a chair, has
her bag there, reaches in her bag, boom pulls out
two white claws at the community pool. I'm like two
forty five on a Wednesday, and she's got two white
claws ready to go. That's normal on the West. I
was like, damn, this lady has it set like she
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can just drink white claws on a Wednesday. She invented
white claw Wednesday. I guess because she sits there and
drinks her two white claws and we hang out at
the pool. I mean two and a half hours were there.
We're there un till five o'clock. Dude?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Is she cool with the cans at the community pool?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
She set them on the table and then she put
him immediately in a kozi got it like, I don't know,
she kind of hit him, but she pulled him out
and I saw her pop him right on the table
as she dug for her koozie and then put kozie
on each one. Pop that white call. I'm there for
two and a half hours, dude, this lady had kept
pulling white She had five white claws in the two
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and a half hours I was at the pool.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Parenting's a racket man, apparently, you just throw them back.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I'm like, I don't know what life she is living
where she just comes on a Wednesday at two thirty
in the afternoon is having five white claws while her
kids swim.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Husband comes home from work. He's been at the office
nine to five in all day, and she's slammed.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I mean, must be nice. I was like, wow, and
I'm chasing kids. Hey, watch this? Watch this? Can we go?
Can we go over here? I'll watch this. Watch my handstand?
Rate my handstand? Okay? Cool? Yeah, that's a six. You
should have clawed a claw, dude, she didn't offer me one? Yay?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Do you mind if I claw me a clawy the
billboards saying downtown Nashville, across from the radio station where
I work, it says, claw me a claw?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Do you mind if I get in on that drinking
thing with you? Like you? It seems you have two
and you're only one person. You think I can have
one of those? That's in a No?
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Okay, what do you say we both shotgun one and
see what happens next.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I mean, my wife stayed home with another woman.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Why I brought the kids to the pool, But the
kids play fine. The ring in the pool. How's it going,
I'm lunch by. Yeah, get away from it. They'll be
back in a little bit. I threw that ring far
away so I could get to know you. No, she
didn't offer me one. All right, cool? So I mean
the kids, but it's amazing how they can swim and stuff.
But they watch this, watch this, watch this. So I
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had to sit there and rate handstands for like thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
You would have done great at Low's pool in Miami
because the kids were doing the ballerina. Yeah, and then
the jumping in the little of the least amount of
splash get the most points. I give you a fall
and Sarah a five.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
What that's not fast? I did the same splash.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
It's fascinating, I get it.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Fascinating, unbelievable, amazing. And then another girl, Oh I don't
even know. Oh you rate judge my handstand? Sure, girl,
come on, you join the group. Might as well. You're
like keeping tallies. And then and then my baby box
ones like, Dad, so what's my total score so far?
I'm like, how am I supposed to keep track?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
You thought I was totally it all up?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
He was like, well, Dad, I had a seven, A
seven and eight and a seven. How many is that?
I'm like, twenty nine, I believe is what you have.
He goes, okay, guys, I have twenty nine so far.
And then Lacy comes up, goes, hey, and I did
I was doing one through ten. She goes, give me
a twenty one on this.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
One that's actually called illegal and she.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Does a handstand. She goes, what did I get? What
did I get? I was like seven and she goes,
she goes, you're supposed to say twenty one. Well, she's like,
say twenty one on this one. Okay, all right? She goes,
does a handstand. What did I get? What did I get?
Twenty one? Just guys, I got a twenty one.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I got a.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Twenty one on that one. I mean, ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
But why and why across the world in Miami and
across the world in Nashville are they both doing rating
my dives and stuff in a pool? Is there a
TV show right now out doing it?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
No, it's I guess they've seen the Olympics before. But
it's not even in season, not even in season. I
don't know. It's something that's hereditary. I don't know. You
learn it by osmosis. Somehow all kids know about the
rating system. I rate nine, I r I rate her
eight and a half. I mean your score?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yeah, son, what did you need all total number? Okay?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yeah? Yeah. So then I gotta get home because I
got a SoC game of six fifteen.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Man, did you talk to the woman?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
No, no, no, I didn't invite her to the convention.
She's a local.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
No no, no she didn't. She didn't know.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
No. Did she know you from the show?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
No, no, no she didn't. She didn't even ignow. She
didn't even act like I was there. She didn't see me.
Would she put her blinders on? Yeah, had the shades on.
Kicked back in the chair, just like having the white
clause of time. You know. I was like, all right,
I don't even know. She talked to her kids whole time.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Oh oh that Parenting twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Baby, you know, her kids in the pool swimming. She
was just hanging out.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Hey, parenting brought to you by a Walmart tablet. Saw
it the entire vacation at Low's outside of those kids.
Please rate to me, father, I'm about to do a dive. Okay,
you are ready to go? Thank you? Father.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I love me.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I'my father.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yeah, so I mean my wife, you know, I mean.
I started this out by saying I was annoyed by
her first of all the sandwiches. Then I get stuck
taking all these four kids of the pool utter. She's
the one that said, hey, Babybox two should have his
friend over today. Basically it was so she could hang
out with the mom and I could watch the kids.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Thanks, I appreciate that. So I get home, I said,
you better have dinner ready, because these are gonna be
some hungry munchkins because they've been swimming for two and
a half hours. They've got a big apptight. Swimming makes
you hungry. I don't know if you've been swimming lately,
but boy, after swimming, you are starving.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
There's a meme where you get a sandwich or a
baggage chips after swimming or being out in the sun
all day, and how amazing it tastes. Oh, this is
like the best Italian meal I've ever had, and it's
a freaking baggage chips and sandm So.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
I get home and I'm like, all right, I gotta
get ready. Boom boom, and I jet to the soccer
game six fifteen, haven't played in three weeks? Whoa you
took a private jet? No? No, it's like driving fast.
And I'm gonna tell you it was a scorcher out there,
so freaking hot. And Charlie, who's just there? Sometimes they're not.
He says he's gonna be there. He didn't show up
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till seven minutes into the second half.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Wait are we going to the soccer field now?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
By one comment on the pool and kids and parenting
is I learned with Heather, Laura's friend when she brings
her daughter, I call her what do I call her lizard?
I call her Zippy? I call her Zippy And I
didn't want to say her real name, but I call
her Zippy. And I learned that when I started playing
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with Zippy, we were doing what even were we doing?
We were trying to find the rings in the bottom
of our Walmart pool do we put in our yard?
The ladies went inside. They did their own thing for
two hours. So the second you start taking care of
somebody's kid for free, Hey, I'm gonna I'm gonna attend
to some other things.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
The second you say hi to the kid, they're like,
well going, they go in another room and you're like, well,
all I said was hot. Now I'm responsible for them,
all right?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Thanks man. Yeah, so I was responsible for another kid.
I've never taken a kid another person's kid to the
pool before. This is a first.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
The fact you had four unreal because you had to
be paying tension NonStop.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Nonstopta be gotta be dialed in. So that's fine. So
I jepped to the soccer game, and I mean, I
haven't played in three weeks. I haven't done anything in
three weeks, and glass on my foot, so I'm out
of shape. Thirty seconds in, I miskick it boom right
to their guy goal one nothing them all right, welcome back.
We end up tying one to one. I was dead.
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I was dripping sweat. But guess what it was. It
was Wednesday night, Nashville c is playing at seven thirty.
Our game's over at seven twelve. Guess who is gonna
go to the game.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
With your friend from the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
No, Page, Nope, no, they're not going. It was me,
James and Charlie from soccer. Charlie who showed up seven
minutes into the second half because he fell asleep. He's
gonna go with me. James is gonna go with me.
He's like, you headed right over there. I'm like, yeah,
let's go, and so we all get in our cars
and we go and you gotta park, and usually I
park right by you know, there's people's backyards. And have
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you ever been scammed? Ray? No, I've never been in
Giode No. No, well here it is. It's usually it's right
there on the street that the stadium's on. Parking someone's yard,
no problem, It's like two blocks to the stadium. You walk,
it's easy. Never been to a game, Well, my normal
parking spots are filled because I'm getting there right at
like seven twenty five. Game starts at seven thirty five,
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so it's ten minutes to kick off. And there's this
guy with an orange flag. I was like how much?
How much? He's like thirty bucks. I was like how close?
How close? He goes right here, right here my grinding cash.
I was like, how about venmo, My wallet's in the back.
He goes yeah, Venmo. I was like, how close? Where
are we at? Where we He's like right here, right here?
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So I pay him the venmo.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Because you thought to be a big lot and maybe
he put you in the back.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, he's gonna put me right here, like I'm he's
right here at the bottom of the at the start
of the street. Right.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
But I'm saying, why did you keep saying how far?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
The street is very long? That's what I'm wondering. Yes,
and I don't want to walk two and a half
miles to the stadium.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Because I've never pulled into a parking lot and said
how far? How far?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
This is a street. It's a street.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
They're like, it's just right here. You park your car.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
You don't, it's a street, and so it's so far
it's a street, and so people park people in their yard.
Got it. That's all I wanted to know.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I've never pulled up to a parking spot.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I don't I don't care about the price.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
How far?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
What? My apologies?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Can you not see the parking spot?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
My apologies, my apologies, they're.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Right in front of me where I'm waving the flag.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
I didn't explain it well enough, oh one foot, I
didn't explain it well enough. I'm so far. It's a street,
a residential street, and people park you in their yards,
and so I'm just I'm making sure that it's one
of these yards right here with the lambo. No, no,
because I don't want to walk far, like I don't
field though they park in yards. Oh, got it? And
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so I scan his QR thirty dollars. Boom. He goes,
all right, you're gonna go all the way to the
top of the street. Take a let. You said it
was close. How far you said it was close. That's
why he kept going, it's close, it's closed. And I
kept saying where, Oh, it's close, it's close, but he
never told me where.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Now I see the reason for how far.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
And so as I'm driving up this street and I'm
not talking to normal short street, I'm talking this is long.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
I've never been to the stadium, but I know those
streets there at least half a mile long to the fairs.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yes, And I'm like, you have got to be kidding.
This dude got my ass. He got me hook line
and sinker. He saw a vulnerable soul searching desperate for parking,
and he got me. And so I am just driving
and driving and driving and at least half a mile brutal,
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and I'm like, and I get to the top of
the street and there's another guy with a flag, and
I'm like, where he goes, you're already paying. I was like, yeah,
he goes, You're gonna take a left here, go down
half the block, and you can park anywhere in that lot.
You're almost at the studio. I'm back on sixty five.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Basically, you can find a spot on your own.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Now, I mean, I could have parked anywhere over there
on the street for free, but I had got suckered
in three quarters a mile back down there with a
guy with an orange, stupid flag, And so I'm still
dripping sweat from the soccer game. I changed right there
in the parking lot. And then I mean it's over
a mile to the stadium and the game's about to
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start and people are just kind of casually walking. I
am hoofing it trying to get to the stadium, and
before I even get in the gate, guess what, yo,
go Nashville Lesson. It's Sussy. I don't even know who
scored the goal because I didn't see it.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
It was probably Sussy.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
But anyway, the point of the story was, when you're
going to get parking, make sure they give you a
definitive location. Always ask how.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Far and what's that other guy's name.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Tar Mook Tar. He scored later in the game. We
won three nothing. But the point of the story, I'm
not gonna go over the whole soccer was I got scammed.
They saw the desperation. I said, here's thirty dollars, and
then they pointed me a mile away. So frustrating.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
I can get an uber from the country to downtown
for thirty dollars. I understand, you can park at my house.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I understand. Time was of the essence. It was of
the essence. And by the time I got in that stadium, dude,
it looked like I was a whole in church. I mean,
you've never seen so much sweat coming down to person.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
What kind of how's is this?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
We'll take a break, We'll be right back right and
then let me tell you Thursday. I mean, listen, I said,
I love my wife.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Wait, you're still mad at her.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
It's baby Box's birthday, seven years old.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
I know the day well saw the picture he was
on a pumpkin. Didn't know seven years were gonna pass.
You got sappy, thank.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
You, yes, And so she's like, hey, in the morning,
I'm gonna take him to the zoo. Maybe when you
get off work. You can meet us at the zoo.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Zoo's brutal.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Here, the zoo's awesome. The zoo has the most amazing playground.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
The rhinos can jump out whenever they want to. There's
not even a fence there. At that exhibit, the cool
animals hide. You never get to see the bears. And
they'll always say they're gonna I don't want to knock
the zoo. What if they're not. They always say they're
gonna operate on an animal, but there's nobody in that
operation place. Well, ray, do you want to see a
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dinosaur heart transplant?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
I know what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
But then there's the one thing, the ziplide. The line
lasts for two hours and you only ziplied a city block.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah you do all pass I parked farther away for
the National c Game than that zipline goes.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
And then we did this three D dinosaur exhibit and
they spit in your face and this little tongue comes
at your legs and tickles you. And Laura said it
Beazer said it touched her inappropriately.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Oh yeah, that's not good. Yeah, So she says, I'm
gonna take them to the zoo. In the morning. Maybe
you can meet us when you're off work. I'm like, yeah, great,
sounds good.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Zoo to zoo, man, zoo, to zoo, zoo, here, zoo there.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
It's a zoo everywhere.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
And so Amy's more of a giraffe, Morgan more of
a flamingo, Eddie more of a fish following the pack.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
I would say, she's texting me all morning. Yeah, we're
gonna go to the zoo. They want to go to
the playground. They want to see the snow leopard. I
guess we have a snow leopard in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
No, no, they'll say that, but it'll hide the whole time.
Get a glimpse.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Anybody in Nashville Zoo has ever seen the bear. Let
me know. I've been twice. And the bear always in hibernation.
It doesn't matter if it's summer, winter. Oh, the bear
should be out in a minute. It's always hiding somewhere.
Guys make the exhibits, so we have to see the animals,
and they don't have the option to go take a nap.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I mean I did see the last time we went.
We wanted to go see the Komodo dragon and we
walked all Here's the problem with the zoo. I will
say this is there's a lot of dead ends. You
have to walk all the way to the far end
of the park and it doesn't make a loop. You
have to turn around and just walk the same way
you came back. And it's like, oh, my gosh. So
there's a Komodo dragon. Kids want to see the Komodo dragon.
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We walk all the way up to the Komodo dragon
the far corner of the zoo. The Komodo dragon just
lays there, doesn't move a muscle.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
You need to go see the prairie dogs because.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Oh the Yeah, I know, they they're kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
You see them doing their thing, and then you can
go put your head up in the exhibit and be
a part of it.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Yeah, I know. They saw the people putting their heads
up in it, and they're like, yeah, can we go
over there and do that. I was like, no, because
we're going to the playground now. Like if we don't
go now, you're not gonna get to play on the playground.
Merkats meerkats, that's what they're called. This is later in
the day, and so my wife's like, yeah, we're gonna go.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
To the zoo.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
We're gonna go, go, go, go. And I get off
work and I'm like, all right, what exhibit you're at.
I'm headed to the zoo. She's like, oh, we're just
now leaving the house. Oh okay, cool, all right, that's cool.
I'll meet you at the zoo. So we meet in
the parking garage and she has brought me a pair
of shorts and put the shorts on me go in
the zoo and we're there for like twenty five minutes,
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and she goes, okay, well, I'm gonna have to go.
I had to go to my Dodgor's appointment.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
She just dipped at the zoo no less.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
I said, what. She goes, Oh, yeah, I have a
Dodgor's appointment today. I said, hold on, hold.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Up, happy birthday to me.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
I said, I get it. You it's you have a
Dodtor's appointment. But yesterday I took all the kids of
the pool. Today, you were gonna come to the zoo
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Now you're playing the better parent card.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
And then oh you were just everything it just wasn't
going well this morning. Everything was so busy, busy, busy
that I beat you to the zoo.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Does this seem like seven years since our child was born?
Or if I spent more time with him?
Speaker 1 (38:55):
And I am getting the kids dumped on me at
the zoo?
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Now should I get sandwiches on the lay homer and
not order them and then come home and then order them.
I'll see you at home.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
And so I'm like, okay. So then I'm at the
zoo with the kids, and how many of it?
Speaker 2 (39:10):
This time?
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Three? Just my three celebrating baby Box's birthday with all
the animals, with all the animals, and they are going crazy.
I mean, baby Box two is a freaking maniac.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Did it ever get the dinosaur exhibit rocking? It's over
there by the zip line. It always says coming soon,
and it's never soon or come.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
They did open a new exhibit over there. That's where
the snow leopard was, and we went and saw it
and it was laying there against the glass and it
had a big block of ice because it was so
dang hot. That thing was like, why am I here?
I want to be in the snow, you know, because
it's so I don't understand why we have a snow
leopard where it's so hot?
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Avoid the snake pit. No, they didn't even go in
that room.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
No, we went in that inside aquarium. And that's when
the wife bailed on me.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Is, hey, here's a picture of a snake. Look from
looking in the mirror.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
I kept I would make them go ahead and tell
me if it was a snake or not. And sometimes
they would tell me it wasn't a snake, and I'd
go and it would be a snake, and I'd be like,
I hate you guys, like I hate you guys to
the core.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
I didn't even go in that building.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
I usually don't, but they wanted to go in to
see the jellyfish for some reason. All a sudden, we're
obsessed with jellyfish. So we went in there and I
saw a couple of snakes, which gave me nightmares. I
hated it. It was miserable, not cool. I don't appreciate it.
But my wife just bailed on me. So I'm there
for two hours, two and a half hours with the
kids in the freaking hot We go to the playground.
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No one's playing on the playground because it's abysmally hot.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
The zoo playground, Yes it is massive, dude, but I
don't we had a newborn.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Okay, well, the kids love it, and the.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Newborn can't really do much on the playground.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
It is scorching hot, and I mean there is no
one on the playground except for us. People don't go
to the zoo at one o'clock in the afternoon on
a summer day, is what I found.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
I was gonna say, they actually do have alcohol at
that zoo too.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
They have alcohol. They had margarita buckets and everything. Nothing.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
You gotta have the booze, guys. But man, it makes
a lot easier kids, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
And then I look over on the playground and there's
white call Wednesday. Woman. No, I'm just joking, dude, But
my wife the last two days has dumped the kids
on me. Oh I gotta do this, Oh I gotta
do that. I've been freaking out of control. But yesterday
was the birthday and it was fantastic.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Here you go, man, here's your badge of honor. You
love them more.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
No, it's not that. It's just my frustration with my
wife this week. That's it.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
She's I'm sure she'll have them all weekend.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
No, no, And then today she's like, oh, you know,
when you get home from work. I got an appointment.
I'm like, what, I'm gonna get my hair done.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Okay, get ready. When the nails get done, that's hours away.
The hair's hours away.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Rough, rough, But yes, yesterday was the birthday. It was amazing.
It's crazy that my son is seven years old and
we were at the zoo and he goes, Dad, this
is the best birthday ever.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
He's probably not even to remember it. Probably not because
we went to the zoo all the time when I
was little, I've been told, and I have no memories
of it. I know the pictures us playing with the
Tiger and the Giraffe toys, but don't remember ever going
to the zoo with my parents.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Can I say we haven't?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
We did. I'm sure my dad hurried us around and
we did it in like an hour.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
I will say, we have a zoo membership, and I'm
always like, do we really want to go to the zoo?
Like we've already seen these animals, But it's the kids
are excited every single time. And I realized this yesterday
the way Baby Box two and Baby Box one were
just running from animal to animal, just freaking out like
they'd never seen the rhinoceros like they'd never seen the giraffe.
(42:45):
And so I gotta remember that, just seeing those animals,
even if it's three weeks later, it's such an experience
for them, and I gotta remember that.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
How do you like that part of town? Man?
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Gun store, liquor store? Where are you taking me? You
know what they do like over there is on the
the strip of stores over there, all the dancing grenches.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Oh though I think there's dancing other things in that
part of town as well.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
That's a great point. But yeah, we'll take a break.
We'll bring it back.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Kids. I'm gonna put you in daycare.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
I'll be back in an hour. So yeah, man, the birthday,
I mean we we sang Happy Birthday on faceime with
the granny and grandpa and Dedie and granddad, and we
blew out candles, we opened presents, and I mean then
we whispering.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
I gotta whisper something to you.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
I got a rock?
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Do you want to just talk now? I'm gonna end
it right here, okay.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
And as we're going to bed last night, baby box
one is having tears and he goes, dad, I'm having
happy tears, and I'm thinking he's gonna say because we
had such a great day. He had such a great birthday.
You know, he loves us so much. And I'm like,
I know, son, Like it's okay to be happy tears,
Like what are you crying about? Like turning seven? You're
excited about it, all the amazing things you're gonna do,
(43:51):
the jowie fish. And he goes, no, Dad, I'm crying
because it means I've had Giraffe for seven years? What
is stuffy? Ow? Do you take that with a straight face?
I was like, yeah, bad, No. I thought he was
(44:11):
going to say something about us as parents, or is
the day or some experience that he had, or like
what he's looking forward to. And he said, I'm just
crying happy tears because now I've had Giraffe for seven years.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
I've worked my off for seven years for you, and
you remember the giraffe all right?
Speaker 1 (44:30):
But the one thing is the book we like to
read usually on the day on their birthdays is on
the day you were born. Couldn't find it. Man couldn't
find it in the mess, so we had to pull
it up on YouTube and listen to some lady read it.
She wasn't very good at reading it. If you have kids,
if you have a newborn coming on the day you
were born, that's the best book out there. I'm just
telling you. Have a great weekend. Man, Come on, Rory,
(44:51):
wake up and watch out for Phil Stop
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