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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, man, what a weekend?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
I don't know what you did, but I had a
busy and I'm talking busy weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
That's all you're gonna say. Uh you? It was slow
on Friday, rain came, it was beautiful. We did Mexican,
went to bed, slept fourteen hours Saturday.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Whoa fourteen hours?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah? On the week I sleep five a night and
then on the weekends that's when I back, I get
catch up. So I'm doing fourteen on Friday Saturday. I'm
usually doing twelve or thirteen.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
That's incredible.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I know it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I don't know that life. I don't know what thirteen
or fourteen hours of sleep looks like. Because you said
the rain rolled in Friday, let me tell you Friday,
we had a pretty chill day until we went to
the Dragon Park. And I'm gonna tell you, the Dragon
Park isn't a great park. Like it is so cool,
so fun, so much for the kids to do. So
if you're bringing your kids to Nashville, look up the
(00:56):
Dragon Park. It's a fantastic park. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
How did we find this out? Is it billboards? Newspaper?
Word of mouth?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
A word of mouth?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Ray My neighbor told John, and John told Jeremy, and
Jeremy told Billy.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
No, it's just like, oh, have you ever been to
the Dragon Park? Have you ever been to the Red
Caboose Park. I mean, there's different parks that are fantastic
all over Nashville may drive a little bit twenty fifteen minutes,
you know, ten minutes, just depending on where you lived
at different parks, but they have great parks all over.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Well, you know how I found out about the National Zoo.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Don't do you have great parks all over?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
You hear in that audio?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, I heard that you did? What was that?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
That was yourself talking back? Yeah, why wh what trying
to post a link?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Oh my god? Like I was like, this is so weird.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I discovered the National Zoo from Tic Tac Bazer saw
it and said, hey, you can booze in the zoos.
And so then we went and boozed in the zoos.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Oh you did boo at the zoo or booze at
the Zoo.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
It was a version of it. But years ago we
went to the Dodds and it rained ended up not having
that much booze. It was more boohoos. But that's besides
the point. That's how we found out about the zoo. Tittack.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I wish I could tell you exactly who told me
about the Dragon Park. But it's a great place and
we're running around. They got like a rock wall you
can climb up to the top. They got a little
tunnel that goes under that rock wall and there's a
dirt on top. There's a big old mosaic dragon that
they can climb on. You can get in the dragon's
mouth and hide in the dragon. And then they got
(02:24):
a brand new playground that you can climb up. These
ropes go down the slide. I will say, I kind
of like the old playground better had more slides. This
has one slide and that is it.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I can't go to a playground.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
So you could. And they got tennis courts.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Even anytime I'm playing with the kids, man, I make
sure people know that it's a nephew. Hey, come over here, nephew.
You know, you don't want people thinking that it's just
because boomers. Sometimes we just look like buddies.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
People do look at you a little weird, like if
they don't see a kid with you, Like when we
went to the zoo last week, and I was climbing
up on the playground and I came out of the
slide and there's a parent sitting there, and it was
just me because it's like a tunnel slide.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
That's what you always got to make sure a kid's
within five feet of you.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Well, my kids go, dad, you go first, You go first.
So I went first and I come out and there's
a parent's standing there and he's like, what are you
doing going down there? I mean, it's a huge slide
and it's all like a tunnel, so it's all dark
in there.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You need to see my birth certificate. What are you
looking at? Patty? Look the other way.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
So he's probably sitting there waiting for his kid. And
here comes this forty three year old man popping out
of the tunnel and I'm like hey, and he looks
at me, and I start yelling, hey, boys, you guys
coming down. Now, there you boys coming down, because I
felt the awkwardness of him looking at me, like why
is this grown man on the playground by himself?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
The mall, you're at the toy store and it's just
me and the Henny. The baby Henny runs off and
it's just me in a toy aisle. Oh boy, it
looks like I touch.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, you're at Walmart and you're like, oh, just on
the toy section. Hey, you want to look at these legos? Kids.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That just happened when I remember when I did the
big card break and I said, should you spend fifty
dollars and get a baseball card? In this mystery ended
up being a complete scam. Well, the nephew and the
niece they think they can go five miles over. So
it's just me looking at Pokemon and baseball cards.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
That is strange.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I look like I touch, dude. That's why you got
to go around the aisle real quick. Kids, kids, whoa, whoa, Hey,
where'd you guys go?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Hey, get back over here. Hey, it's so weird. So anyway,
we're at the Dragon Park and we're there and baby
Box normal people are no normal people.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
At the Dragon Park. Yeah, shocker.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Continue and baby Box runs over celebrity sighting.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
He's like, Dad, Dad, Dad, guess who's here. He's got
in his DNA and I'm like what. He was like, dude, Dad,
You're never gonna believe who's here. And I'm like what
who it's mom?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
And I'm like tell me, is you know is it
honeymoot Tar?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
He's like no, oh h Sam Surridge, Am I Sam Surrige?
He goes, no MLS goal leader.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I said, uh, Joe willis our goalie? Messy and he's
like no, and I'm like messy No. I was like,
is it a predator player? And he goes and I
go is it a Titan? He cones no, and I said, well,
who is it, Eddie? And he goes, Dad, it's missus Curry,
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it's kindergarten teacher.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
He went with celebrity sighting. Well, I can't prep that
for the big show.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I literally thought he saw someone like huge and he
was like, Dad, you'll never guess what it is.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Is it Kardashian Hilton?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Tell me?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
And he never gets that excited about seeing anybody, but
when we seen a couple of NSC players out and about,
he gets excited. So I automatically assume it's a Nashville
soccer player.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
You had to tell the kid only for strippers and stars, son,
come on, that was like false alarmy.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You can't come running up to me and say miss
Curry like I'm thinking, oh, this is I'm guessing on
these wrong people, and he goes, no, Dad, Miss Curry,
I'm like, oh, I was like, did you say Hi?
Goes yeah. I gave her a big hug. So then
I go over and talk to the kindergarten teacher, Hi,
how you doing good? Good Gibbles, And I try to
introduce her to baby Box two, who's going into kindergarten
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next year, because well.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
What did you say your name was? Because she knows
your kid's real names. So did you say air conditioning sales, Gibbles?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
No, she knows.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
So you say your real name Peter, Yes, okay, and she.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Knows everything, like she talked to me about it when
we had our parent teacher conference.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Ray, she's all in on my sex life.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
No, our parent teacher conference last year when you kind
of meet the teacher and like understand what's going on?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
See how you mean we having problems? They look like
we're having problems at our home? What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
And she said, so I hear you're like.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Kids love me, don't you boy? Yeah, he's a good dad.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Come on say it like I mean it, damn it.
And she's like when we had the parent teachers comm
she's like, so you're like on a radio show or something.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Okay, No, she's never heard of it. No her, So
you're on like this this radio show two hundred stations
podcast hold on nationally syndicated. Yeah, it's pretty well known.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
She her commute is six minutes to the school.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Where does she live on Broadway, at the corner of
Broadway and Homeless.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I don't know, but she one of the first grade
teachers came down and told her, said, you know, you
have a celebrities kid in your class.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
So that's how she learned about the show. She was like,
I wasn't familiar with it. I didn't know what she
was talking about at first, but she was going crazy like,
oh my gosh, you got a celebrities kid. So we
saw her at the Dragon Park and we talked for
a little bit. Oh, how's your summer been? There going
back to school?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
What was she doing there?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Oh she has a daughter.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Oh just check it.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Oh she was hoping to run into some of her classmate,
her kids.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Anybody from the radio station there.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
No battle, Nope, didn't see him. Uh but yeah, So
that made Friday. He was on cloud nine so pumped
that he saw the kindergarten teacher right. So then we
go home and we talk about going to the pool.
We're like, well, let's hang out for a little bit.
It's a little hot. We'll go tonight and we'll close
it down.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
You guys are clocking three to four pools a week.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Love it, dude.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
No, I'm not knocking it. No, knock it till you
try it. But it seems like there's a lot of
pool in you guys' days.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
There is a lot of pools.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
It's summer.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
It's summer. What did you do in the summer as
a kid go to the pool?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Dad didn't let us because of baseball. We weren't allowed
to swim. What it wears you out for the game.
So if he ever found out that we went swimming,
he would be so mad. If we played baseball the
same day that we went swimming.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
What kind of dad was your dad?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Was?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
He one of those hard ass like you're gonna make
it as an athlete. Took the games very seriously.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
He took them serious, but it was never like you
want to make it the major leagues. It was just
in this moment, we got to win this game, to
be the champion of a city with the population of
one hundred people. He didn't think outside of the city.
He was never like you gotta do this because then
you go to college, then you go to the major leagues.
That was never discussion. It was always be the best
on this street on this given day.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
That's pretty good, right, I got a question, where's your
dad from Michigan? So he's from a small town.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Do you not heard my intro? We gotta intro the show.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Is he from a small town? Now big city, big city,
that's how he got discovered? Yeah, okay, I thought maybe
he was small town dominated the small town then got
drafted by the A's. But he was big city dominated
the big city. Yes, got drafted by the A's. All right, yeah,
we better start the show because I gotta finish my
(09:48):
Friday off because man, I'm gonna tell you there's some
more actions coming.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Are you hearing that?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah? I hear that.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Okay, very learn a condom. It's good, that's fine. All right,
We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
We ah the one, two, three sore losers?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
What up?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
A voicemail from Arnold last night. Who was up, guys?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Am I drinking on pridayyy?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Stop puking? What's up? Guys? I'm gonna miss tomorrow. I'm
gonna go to Odie's. Then I'm gonna go to Luke
Bryant's Garsport and then I'm gonna finish it up there.
Uh category ten, All right, I guess Arnold's out today.
What's up, y'all? At is Sison. I'm from the north
Alpha male. I live on the north side of Nashville
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with Bayser, my wife. We live in the country, two acres.
We've got two kids of Vanderbelt Justin checks on them
electrophysiology unit. And I'm telling you we always say knee
high by the fourth of July and the corner is there,
and if not more than that, go to your local
grocery stores because the is almost ready to get shucked.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I mean, I'm ready for it to get shucked. And
we love some corn on the cob in the fall.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Love it.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Got to put it right next to the pumpkins in
our cornucopia for Halloween or is that when you do
with cornicopia? No? Yeah, Thanksgiving whatever. But yeah, so Friday
night and we're gonna go to the pool. All right,
let's order some to go food, take it to.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
The pool to go, margs eat.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Did you know they don't do that anymore?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I only said it because you guys got them during
the pandemic.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I got them all the time during the pandemic and
literally literally hadn't tried it in years. Right. I just
assumed since we made it a law back then, that
we would still be able to do it. Why change it? Yeah, Like,
if it worked during the pandemic, why can't it work now?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
It was the novel coronavirus. It was different things then.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Man, I don't know if it really existed, but I
called to Aaron Rodgers. I called and I was like, oh, yeah,
and we'll take you know, a gallon of Margarita's to go.
And they're like, oh, we can't do that. And I'm
like what they said? That was only during the pandemic.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Because you couldn't go in house. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I was like, Oh, that's weird. Why would we We
obviously showed it worked as a city people could handle it,
and we did it, all right, why can't we do it?
You put that little tape over it, so you can't obviously,
you can't drink it on the way home. Yeah, because
that tape is very strong and cannot be taken off.
So I didn't know that. So all right, cool. So
we pick up the food, We go to the pool,
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walk in.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Sit down at a table, tall ladies there again, lightning,
everybody out of the pool.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Everybody out of the pool.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Did the same thing in South Beach. They gotta put
the umbrellas down.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Thirty minutes, thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
What are we gonna do now?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
All right, well, we'll just sit here for a little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
You got to bring a pool game, you get playing
like backgammon with the kids or something.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Eight minutes later, lightning again, sound effect reset the thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
It hit us too in the country, and I'm like,
all right, that's all right, that's all right, cool cool,
we'll wait fifteen minutes later, so we're halfway there, halfway there, all.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Right, guys, let's just go home. Let's just go home.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
There is also they're not allowed to go in the water.
But you're just sitting there awkwardly.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
You're sitting there awkwardly, half dressed, half dressed. We have
our food, but do we take it out of the
bag and start eating and hope this is going to
pass over now that we've had, you know, three setbacks, guys,
let's just go home.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Is your wife there?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah? Oh, I just checking. Hey, she at least she
hasn't been going to all. She has been absent a
lot lately. I mean a lot a lot.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Hey, you're gonna take the kids on your birthday to
the zoo?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Oh yeah, you're gonna. Me and her are gonna stay
here and we're gonna do some stuff for the you know,
the school website and send out some emails.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
If it's for the convention, I'm all for it.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, we need to tidy that up, tie some bows
on it, get everything booked. Uh, don't forget MLKA Day weekend.
You guys, come to Nashville Coaches Convention five. It is
going to be slam it.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Have we announced the hotel? No? Okay? Have we announced
the street?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Broadway?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Oh Broadway? Uh? Anyway? So the kids are all disappointed.
Oh you said we are gonna go swim And I'm like, guys,
it's lightning out. What do you want me to do? Dad?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
You suck?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
So we went home. We ate, and then you look
it up and it hadn't had lightning in thirty minutes,
so the pool was open. So then you got to
make the decision. There's an hour and twenty minutes left
until the pool closes.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Hit it.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Do you go back to the pool or do you
stay home?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
At this point in time, I think I was in
bed right now, because I went to bed around seven
thirty eight on Friday.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Okay, this is at six poin forty.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Okay, So I was, I was in my pajamas.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
And I looked at the wire and I was like,
I think that's forcing it, Like, we don't need to
go back to the pool, And so we didn't tell
them it was open. We go, guys, it looks like
it's still closed, but it's time for movie.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Nos movie nice you guys ever seen strip tease?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
And so we look. I look up online. I'm like,
let me find a good kid's movie. Inside, googled short
kid movies.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
There you go, Superman.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Because I didn't want it to be too long, because
I didn't want them staying up till ten thirty. But
I also, you know, didn't want it to be just
a I didn't want to just watch a TV show.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Yeah, never get roped into the Lady Gaga where she
does the versace I believe or a have you seen
that one VERSACEI no, it's a Lady Gaga movie that
she's done in the last three years. Basers wrope me
into that. It's three hours and forty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Oh, the one with Bradley Cooper.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I left them. Not the Star is Born.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Oh, I've never seen that.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
This is the one overseas where he's a painter and
he died. Oh la, chuck Lette, Yes something, guys, it's
so long. I left the movie theater it went and
just sat out in the lobby. I was so uncomfortable
my legs were cramping. Back to your story.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Uh So I look them up and I find one
of my kids are gonna love this. Never seen it,
but they're going to love it. Daddy Daycare, Why don't.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
You review it on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Let me tell you, Daddy Daycare has everything you want
for a kid's movie. It is ridiculously dumb and it
is ridiculously funny. Ray.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
The plot line was very intriguing.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I mean, they loved the dude getting kicked in the shin.
They loved the dude getting kicked in the butt at
the playground. They loved everything. They loved When the wife
comes home from work and they had bought in all
these toys because he had this great idea he was
going to open a daycare at their house. And he
saw she saw the groceries, like what in the world, Like, Dad,
(16:38):
Oh my gosh, you letting the kid buy everything. The
kids loved Daddy, daycare.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Did your wife go?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
We watched it on the couch, just checking she was there.
They were quoting it. They were brushing their teeth afterwards,
quoting the movie already. The quoter first quotan I don't
remember any of the quotes from the day care movie.
Hey daddy, it's my daycare, they thought. And then the
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one kid they was hugging his mom and won't let go,
and the guy has to pay the kid a dollar
to come inside. And they're like, oh my gosh. That
every day he's screaming he has to pay him a dollar.
He pays him a dollar every day.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Day.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Freaking love daddy daycare.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Dude, you sneak in a couple of beerskis no no
man in the living room.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
No man I just sat there and watched Daddy Daycare
and enjoyed it. And I love the excitement they had.
And they were just like, rewind it, rewind it, rewind it,
and they make you rewind to certain parts five times
before you can move on in the movie.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
In my head, I was still seeing the movie theater day.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
We're still in our house.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
He's at home now.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah, you can watch him at your house, dude. It
was awesome. It was on it was on Hulu. Maybe
it was free. Didn't have to pay any extra. It
was fantastic. So Daddy Daycare wrapped up our Friday night.
That was That was it, man, That was all I
did Friday night.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
We might have caught up on Big Brother. That's also
what we did. Oh. Once you get one of those
Mexican margaritas in you, man, you're feeling a little frisky.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Can I tell you something?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Time to go to bed.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I'm gonna tell you something stupid about this season a
Big Brother, and I'll tell you right after this. We'll
be right back.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
You know what I'm saying. With those margarita's, our friend
Heather goes, Hey, I knew you guys were going to
a Mexican restaurant, and I know how Margarita's hit people,
So I didn't know if you guys were gonna be busy.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
She thought like we were drink. Margarita's a gil good horny. Yeah,
I have one of those.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
You're like, that really does it for me?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Skinny skinny girl, Margarita and Bor I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Not my wife in a bighini, but give me that, Margarine.
I'll let my libidos all over the place.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Sir, get us the check. I'm ready to go. WHOA
hit the table? There? You got, umbrella, sir? I know
it's not raining.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah. So thinking about Big Brother, So you're caught up.
I didn't watch last night.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I'm not up to the minute. I'm caught up. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Can I just tell you the stupidest thing they did?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Smack me?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Do you have anything that you watched those first couple
of episodes You're like, this is so dumb.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yes, I have so many opinions about the show that
I have followed for twenty five years.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yes, this mystery House guest and they had to vote
on who they thought the Mystery House guest was. I mean,
you want to talk about the dumbest idea in the
history a big Brother. I thought Ai was stupid. But
first of all, there is no way anybody in that
house could have known who the secret house guest was
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because she had to press a button without anybody seeing her.
You know, when she pressed that button, when it was
her and three other people in the house, that is it.
So for so three quarters of the cast had no
chance to see her press that button. No chance.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Number two, when the lights go off, she had a
remote contro role to make the little thing disappear. They
made it sound like someone walked across the room, picked
it up and hit it. She could have been anywhere
in the house and pressed the button and it disappears.
Nobody can see in the pitch black her press a button.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
So stupid, Julie.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Chen moonvez that was her idea. She's a flawed and
a fraud. So that's my take on it. Oh my,
but ah, let's be real. It was just a chance
that you maybe were gonna guess the person. Otherwise it'll
be the most people in the history of the show
to ever be in the house at once seventeen. So
there we have it. The theme of it. Baser said,
this is the season she would have loved Clue. It's
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the board game Clue. But in Big Brother Baser's all in.
She says she wish she's applied for this season.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
My wife loves Clue the board game, loves it, but
we didn't know. She has not brought up that she
thinks this is Clue the board game.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
It is.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
That's the whole theme of it. It's hotel, misterire whatever.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
But it's all the decorations and everything are Clue. It
was kind of in that the first initial thing was
can you guess the person?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
So yeah, but that person thing. I was just like
my wife and I kept going. I kept pausing it
when they turned the lights off, and I would unpause that.
Right when the lights came back on to see who
was across the house, and there was like four people
in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I was like, so, I.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Guess it has to be one of them because they
actually moved. No, it was a girl that just stood
right there and pressed a button on her and I
was like, this is so stupid, so stupid, next point,
next point, so stupid.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
The three people is not good at all. Where do
you evict there's three people up previction? That's too much.
It needs to be two wrong, it needs to be five.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
No.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Three is fantastic. It got so boring, so boring with
them splitting the votes. I get splitting the votes. And
they always knew who was going home.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
You knew exactly what was gonna happen every single week,
at least these seasons I've watched. Yeah, every once in
a while there was a back door that all right, cool,
that was great, But most of the these people were
scared to take risks, so they put the two same
people up every damn week and not make anybody mad.
This time, everybody's gonna see the block, so everybody's gonna
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get their feelings hurt. It's gonna test everything. I love
the three people.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
It's good, and they got a diverse cast. I think
it's gonna play well. The old dude Gray, he's a
podcaster fellow sports podcast.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
He has a shout out South Carolina game Cock Go Cos.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
And then the one girl with the wallflower hat looks
like the biggest weirdo on the show. Dude, she's phenomenal,
she's smart, she's hilarious too. Yeah, somebody will tell her
something and just her reaction, well, oh really, she has
no idea, what's going on in the house.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, I love I love a couple. I love the
guy from San Antonio, twenty two year old thing. I
forgot his name Base. No, No, that guy's he's hilarious.
He is.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
He's gonna be out quick. He's gonna be all the bros.
All the bros lift together as five of them. And remember, guys,
in life and in Big Brother, if it looks like
you're in an alliance, then that means you're in it.
That you're gonna probably get start to get voted out
because people think you're in an alliance. All of them
are lifting together, they look like they're in an alliance. Guys,
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you're supposed to make it look like.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
You're not in an alliance, Like two of you guys
work out and then two come later, or invite someone
else from the other side of the house over to
work out with you, guys, like when you're all five
around the bench press. Kind of obvious.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Man, And is your Is your wife watching the live feeds?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yes, let me tell you, the live fiees are the
bane of my existence. She watches those damn things. I
don't know how she watches them. When we have kids.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
I can't. I can't find Pluto though. I don't know
how to find this channel that they're on.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Oh, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
It's some special free cable package that's only available in
Coasta ric orsm but I could not find it on
my TV.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Oh, she watches it on her computer, right, you can
probably so when if she's in the other room like cooking,
she has it on. Like last night, I was going
to bed and she was down there watching the live fees,
and she goes, I'll be right up hour later. Yeah,
she comes up. It's addictive. And this is what's funny
is I texted her this morning and I said, hey,
how long did you come up? What times you go
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into bed? Because I know I turned out the lights
at ten twenty and she didn't come up till ten
fifty five because I heard her come up and I
checked the time, and she goes, oh, I think I
came up, like, oh, five minutes after you, so like
ten thirty, she doesn't. She's trying to hide how much
she was watching those live feets.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Oh, just a couple of minutes after a year.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Exactly, just a couple of minutes after you.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
That's it twelve thirty.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
I was like, more like ten fifty five. But I
didn't say it. I didn't say it. I just filed
it in the clue box. I'm like, well, someone's a
little suspicious, you know what I mean? Maybe I need
cast a vote her way.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Bro. When I first started Big Big Brother into it
and then also started on the Bobby Bone Show, it
was just an internship and that's what it was. I
was with the Sports Show. I wasn't with Bobby Bone
Show yet. I would I mean the Big Show, the
Big Show in Austin. I would stay up all night
and then go straight to the Sports Show in the
morning off watching live feeds. They're that addictive. It's worse
thanm Portant. I didn't sleep. John m Danny'd be like, dude,
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you look raw for you out all night. I'm like, no,
just watching my computer screen live all nights, were watching
smut and I was like, no, it's this show where
people are in our house and they all just like
hang out.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I will say this. I feel the same way about
my wife. I feel like, girl, like you are addicted
to the live feeds. Like you've got to calm down.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Bro. I had withdraws when the live feeds it was
a free subscription. This is when I first got into
it in college. Second year of college. I would watch
it all night and this subscription ended. Dude, for a week,
I was My friends would come visit and they're like,
what's wrong with you? And I'm like, I'm out with
rawls from not watching the live feeds.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I feel like my wife does that, and I think
she tries to hide it. Then she listens to a
podcast on Big Brother.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah do that?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
And what some guy that really like if the live feeds, like,
I guess he watches them all. I don't understand. He
must have interns, but he recaps everything that you've missed
all night.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
It's pretty because there's people that transcribe it. There's losers
for free will type up. It's called jokers updates or something.
They'll type up everything that happens all night. People, Dude,
are more into this thing. Coke really, yes, like the
bad version of coke as people living on the streets.
The good version of coke is people addicted to Big
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Brother live feeds and they just don't have jobs. They
have like carpal tunnel because they're freaking so scrolling so
much on it, So.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
You're telling me these people are worse off than Doc
Good and Darryl Strawberry in the eighties with the New
York Mets.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
And they have a stay at home job where they're
able to just get by by not getting any sleep.
But they stay up all night addicted to this crap.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Because I'm questioning my wife already.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
No, I needed to actually talk to her because it's
a serious thing. I wasn't hanging out with my friends.
I'm telling you. Billy and South Beach came at the
end of the summer. They went back to Dallas, partied
all summer, and I'd worked at the Walmart and stuff
and at the internship. They came back. I had a
bandana around my arm and a bandana around my head,
And what are you doing? A guy in the show?
Remember on Big Brother they all wear bandanas. Dude, I
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thought I was part of the show. I started dressing
like them. They came into my apartment and they go,
what is happening. There's no light in my apartment. I
had all the curtains down so I could see the
Big Brother feed perfect. My laptop looked like it had
streamed about ten thousand hours of footage that summer, and
they came in it. There had been no people in there.
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It smelled not like alcohol. It smelled like candles and incense.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Didn't have any woman's perfume there.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
No. I had four bandanas on, one on each arm
and on my forehead. I thought I was part of
the show.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
What guy did you think you were?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Zach? I think his name was Zach something season seven
BB seven.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Wow, because I feel like my wife is lying to me,
because then she hits me with the text this morning
after I asked her, oh, you know what time you
go to bench?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Goes? Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Just I just remember that at three o'clock today I
have my yearly woman's appointment. And I'm like, really, three
o'clock convenient? You know it's at three o'clock swim lessons
three o'clock. So guess who's going to the pool solo again?
Now does she really have an appointment? I don't know?
Or is she gonna act like she's going to an
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appointment and she's gonna be watching the damn live feeds.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
You can't fake the women's appointments, man.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
How can you not? Well? I have no way to check.
I can't call him up and say, hey, does my
wife have an appointment today? You know why, because that's
a hip violation.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Coll Anna who Dodd? She works in that women's oh
productive Organs. Do you think she could tell me if
my wife has an appointment? Yeah? So yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
That's one thing that's dumb about big Brother. Another thing
that is dumb is this girl comes in what's her name?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
I don't know, but you for eight minutes, man, you
have our audience has turned against us if they don't
watch the show.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You're right.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
What's this girl's name? The Julie ten moonvez No, the
returning player. Yeah, Rachel Riley, Rachel Riley. She's the worst
ever in the show.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
She is so annoying. I've seen her on Amazing Race
and she just won.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Oh Brandon Brandon.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
And that his name? Yeah, her dude, Brendan.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Whatever, Brendan Man.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Then I remember that from the Amazing Race like it was,
oh my god, it gave me nightmares. But anyway, people
are so stupid. They go to her and they're like, listen,
I'm thinking about blowing up at the nomination SEREMI do
you think that's good for me?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Because yes, and she goes, that's great, it won't hurt
your game at all, But like, why would she tell
you the truth?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Why would you ask for advice?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Guys? It would be like a podcaster coming to us
and saying, hey, guys, I'm trying to start a podcast.
What should I do? Do you guys think it's a
good idea that I uh that I do a whole
podcast saying how much I hate the Bobby Bone Show.
And we'll be like, yeah, man, go ahead and do that.
Of course it's gonna thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, Like so stupid, Like why would you go to
someone like make your own motent decision, like, hey, will
you hold my hand and guide me? So stupid? But
we're done with big brother. We'll take a break and
we'll be right back right. What about the hattie though,
Oh yeah, she's hot. We'll take a break, We'll be
right back. Pause it. I gotta go do it all right?
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So then Saturday, man, let me tell you on Saturday,
whoa big day? Big day? Saturday?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
What birthday?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Birthday? Oh man? Kids have been counting down to this
kid's birthday because it was at all putt, putt, put shack,
put shack. We need to think about partnering with them.
I agree.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Do we need to go down the street a block?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I agree? Coaches convention, little put shack, I think that
could be a good little uh no, any truck drivers
turn it into putt whack.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Come on, guys, and we went, I mean we go,
and we're like, all right, let's go put shack whoo.
So cool.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
You know what's right next to it?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
What?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Good Fellows pizza coming soon, coming soon. Yes, that's gonna
be damn good late night bites before work.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I've never had Good Fellows pizza.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I haven't either, but it sounds good.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
It does sound good. I did see someone with a
pizza from Goodfellas that day. I'm like, huh, I don't
think it's open.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
It's in other cities and you can buy it by
the slice, and it looks like it'll be hours. That
are good for me because I'm nightcrawler.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
So we go and it's great. Punchhack is great. They
made little visors. The mom, the kid's mom made a
visor with every kid's name on it, so they put
them on soa they look like a little golfers.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Oh that's fun.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
It was so fun. Kids loved them. We go and
whoever all the people that were behind us. I felt
so bad for him, like, this is the time I
come for punch shack.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
It was so slow, so slow. Oh no, I would
have killed you. We've been behind Vandy Bros. And they
keep it moving. They do kiss once they finish a hole,
and you're kind of waiting for them to get off
your hole. But I bet the kids it's brutal. Uh.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
It was tough. It was tough, you know what I
mean because a lot of them they start hitting it
and then they get confused, they start talking to someone,
or they pick up their ball and they take it
back to the start hit it again. So there's people
that were behind us. And then there was one I
mean like read the room people. There was one group
that there was his kids taking a long time on
one hole. So they skipped a hole. So they're in
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the middle of the birthday party.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Now they jumped ahead a hole. What is this a
local muni.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Right, So now they're in the middle of a birthday part.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
But you're not gonna gain any time.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
You're not going anywhere because eventually you're gonna have to
go back and play that hole or you're gonna just
skip it all together. I don't know, you paid for
your money, but why skip a hole. So you have
like eight of the kids from the birthday party right here,
these random dad, mom, and daughter, and then four more
people from the whatever the birthday party.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
But you can't knock the mom, dad and daughter. He's
just trying to hang out with his daughter at Vandy,
trying to get some commonality that you know, a lot
of them don't have anything in common. You got to
appreciate the parents trying to hang out with the daughter,
especially after this Brian thing, those Idaho murders. We watched
the documentary and let's hold on tight to those college
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kids as tight as you possibly can.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
So the birthday party is great.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Not to go dark, so fun.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
We get the golf done. It took a long time
to play the nine holes. Kids were hit I mean,
and another thing about kids when they play mini golf,
they don't understand that you just have to kind of
hit it. They're swinging those clubs and almost hitting people
in the face.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I would have run them right out.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
I mean, I can't believe there weren't teeth knocked out.
Half the kids. Oh, they leave their visor back on
a hole, so they got to go back. They're triumpling
through everybody's golf. There's one where these little pieces kind
of slide back and forth.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
They broke it.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Oh no, they were riding on them. They look, we're surfing.
We're surfing.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
And I'm like, oh, man, like, you guys are lucky
you didn't have to pay a little bill there at
the old breakage of the course.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I agree. So we go and we get downe eating cake, everything,
and then everybody's leaving. Everybody's leaving, alright, not cool. Then
the parents like, hey, you guys want to go next
door to pins place?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
What I don't like the duck pins. I want full
sized bowling alley in the bad part of town. Two
dollars beer, two dollars shoes, two dollar game. That's what
I'm going for. I'm not trying to do these half
assed pins when the string pulls them up. I want
to actually like the used to do in the old day.
Put some grease on the hands. You're gonna put two
fingers right up the ball and that's when you throw it.
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The duck pins that's for kids and bandy kids.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Here's the thing we had kids with us. We had
five seven kids.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
It's for Vandy Bros. And their girls.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
We had seven kids. It was three families heading over
to duck Pin. Right, duck pin bowling gonna be a
great time. They have free arcade games.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Did not know that.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Let me tell you about the arcade games. I hate
arcade games for kids because this is why I hate
video games for kids, because my kids don't know how
to play them.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
They are high up.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
They're high up, so then you gotta get a stool.
Then they don't know how to play it, and they
get frustrated about Dad, how do you play something I
don't know? I never played this game? Like, I don't
know what this game? Man, I already got. I want
to play a different one. Then you got to move
the stool to a different one. So annoying, And then
half the restaurant was like the free ski ball and
the slide from the second story. Closed private party. Not
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what we wanted on a Saturday. We came over here
expecting all this free stuff from then to run around.
We put our name on the list to play some
duck pin bowling. Then we get out to play some bowling.
Ely took about thirty minutes to get a lane, which
was nice. They said it was about to be two hours.
You know what I mean. We got there just in time.
So we got lanes.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
What is he a forecaster or the meteorology like what
we got lanes one projecting it to be pretty busy
in two hours? What who are you man? It's an
hourly pay job. Show me your degree on predicting things.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
And we get lanes one and two. Cool. And I
mean before I can even get the words out of
my mouth about how fast those balls come and they
smash your fingers.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
The duckers come a little bit faster in the big ones.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
And baby Box two, bam, smash fingers. Ah, here we go, sure, hands.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Out of there.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Ah. We try, and we explain it to everybody. All right,
we're good. Ten minutes later, baby Box three, Ah, they're
his fingers.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
See you're not playing zone defense, you and your wife
against the three kids. They're out numbering you, guys.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
And there's seven kids total, and there's parents. We've been
we you know, got cocktails and beers and you know
we're having our you know, good times. We got all
the kids slushies.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Well, in a lot of these parents. You know, I'm
not saying them namely, but more interested in their own
conversations and how they're gonna climb the hierarchy at work
than they are their kids and parenting them and furthering them.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Yeah, i'd all hang up and listen on that. I
agree with that. So we do all that, and Duck
Pinn's great. We're there for hour and a half, two
hours maybe, I don't know. It's already three point thirty
in the afternoon. Birthday party started at eleven, so we've
been going hard four and.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
A half hours, cake and candles.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
We're like, all right, if we're gonna go to the
national soccer game tonight, we got to go home and
take naps.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
I forgot you were gonna go to the game.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Yeah, Sam Surriche Sam Surridge, dude. And I was like,
if we're gonna go to the game, we've got to
go home and take a nap. The other two families like, hey,
you guys want to go to Broadway. I'm like, what, Like, yeah,
we're thinking about taking the kids down to Broadway.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Who are these people and do they ever stop?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
I said what They're like, yeah, you know, showing some
honky tongs. Let them see some live music.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Eh.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
And my wife texts me, She's like, I don't know
if we can do that.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
See, I'm a people pleaser. I would have just gone.
See that's why you guys different than me. I'm not good.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
I'm like, I'm like, it'd be kind of fun, you
know what I mean. Kids have never seen it.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
You know, thinking about it with three kids.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah, And then she goes, baby Box three's at the
end of his rope. I don't know if he can
handle it. And I was like, all right, And so
we said, you know what, Actually we're gonna be out.
We're gonna go home and take naps so we can
go to the national soccer game. And then there's a
photo booth. I'm out, way out of pins mechanical and
they want to take pictures a photo booth. And I
never realized what a nightmare a photo booth is. I mean,
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the kids were throwing fits about who is getting to
sit where in the photo booth? Oh I only got
to take three photos. His pictures has four photos. Oh,
I wanted photos with him and he left. How come
I get take pictures with Mark baby Box two? I
thought it was gonna be Babybox three losing it. It
was Baby Box two.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
I'm not going home, yo, I'm staying here until I
get to take more pictures. I saw him there this morning,
coming to work and I'm like, dude, it's okay, and
we start walking to the car.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
He takes his visor. I don't want this stupid hat.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Well, no different than the drunk bachelorette parties.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
And he throws it on the ground and I was like,
I started. Pete goes, no, I don't want it. I
was all right, I'm leaving it. I'm leaving it.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Is it still out there?
Speaker 1 (38:44):
I'm not going to get it still out there? I
don't know it. And some lady walking comes running with
it and I was like, no, no, he doesn't want it,
just throw it on the ground, and she goes, was
it a bachelor No, no, it was just like a
grown woman up And so she put it back down
on the ground and goes, I want it, and he
picks it back up and I said, I know you
want it, and he goes, I don't want it then
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and throws it back on the ground. And I said, Bud,
you're gonna be real sad when you get home and
you don't have that hat. I don't care about no
stupid hat. I don't care about a hat. I'm just like,
what is going on?
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Well, no worry. They do construction around this place so quickly.
It's probably a skyscraper in its place. It's already covered up.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
I mean, baby box two is usually the mellow one
never gets upset, so he's just over exhausted. Good thing
we didn't say yes to Broadway.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Oh can you imagine, Oh my gosh, they would have
been at the West Precinct.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Yes, for sure that he would have been thrown a
chair over the balcony, guaranteed Tutsies.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
They'd have been tooting at Tutsies. They would have been
uh uh huh uh angry at Honk and tonk. They
would have been been friends that had been unfriendly at friends.
At Guards.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
They would have been queaping at Chiefs Thatt. They would have.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Been categorically mad at Category ten.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
They would have lost it at Luke's.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
They'd been bootleggers. They would have been uh uh Costa Rosas, Oh, yeah,
Casa Rosa, uh, costall Arona.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
That had gone been Costa Loca.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Oh, Derek's Bentley Whiskey Row we're done anyway, So it
would have been whiskey rowdy, a whiskey row.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Yeah. We had to walk back here to work to
get in the car because I parked here free parking,
and so we took him into the grocery store and
got him an ice cream because it was like, all right,
let's try to change the momentum.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Here so they get rewarded.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
No, no, no, it's just you're trying to change their minds
have changed. Hey, kid, thanks for acting up for the
past hour.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Here's a snow cone.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
No, you're just trying to change their focus. It's hot outside,
it's been a long day, and you just try to say, oh,
you want to go in here and pick out some
you know, some popsicles for the how oh angry at actme?
That's a good one. Uh. They would have been called
They would have been bat on Broadway.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
What's uh Wallings, Morgan Wallins, it has a name? Ah
oh this bar oh old Red. That would have been
uh ornery.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
No, it's done, it's done. So we get home, we
have the popsicles, take a nap, and then it's time.
All right, I gotta go to the NSC game six
thirty Wake them up. Hey, guys, let's go. You want
because I mean, we didn't get a nap until four thirty,
so four thirty five o'clock is when we laid down
for naps. I'm like, hey, guys, you want to go?
Babybox one up, jersey on, let's go, Dad, Babybox two, Dad,
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I don't think I want to go. I'm tired. I'm like,
all right, Bud, that's fine, you don't have to go.
Babybox three wake him? Hey, man, hey man, you want
to go to the game. You're ready to go to
the game. He looked at me like I had lost
my damn mind, rolled over, closed his eyes. Okay, I
guess he's not going. So I go back and tell
the wife. I was like, hey, it looks like you're
staying home. Baby Box two, Babybox three, they don't want
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to go. Babybox one is only one that's in. She's like,
all right, I guess I'm staying home. She goes because
I'm kinda tired, so I'm not really mad about it.
Then I'm getting my jersey on. Then Babybox two comes
and goes, Dad, is it too late to change my mind?
Can I go to the game. I'm like, yeah, bug,
you can come like, we're still here, Like, let's go,
let's go to the game. He's like, all right, I
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just I was tired for a second, but now I've
got more energy. Now.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
They would have been pushing dudes at pushing daisies.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
That's a good one.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
What's our what's our field called? Jodas? I was thinking
Geisha House.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Yeah, Jiodas.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
And so we get our jerseys on. All right, here
we go all right, bye mom, bye mom, Bye mom.
And Babybox three comes in there and goes, mom, can
we watch Daddy Daycare again? It's already on repeat from
the night before. He's ready to watch it again. He
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doesn't want to go to the game. He wants to
watch Daddy Daycare again.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
They would have been bad at brew House.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
That's a good one.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
They were doing balling at brew houseool oh.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
So then we head to the game and I'll tell
you all about it. Right after this, as we're driving
to the game, it starts to rain on Saturday, Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Man, we didn't get that.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
No, it wasn't running at the house, wasn't raining at
the house.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
It was just south.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
It was just over by the state. And I mean
we literally get a couple of blocks.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
We're getting it tonight around seven, and.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
I mean it's coming down and baby box Tuesday, Dad,
I think we might need to think about this again.
We may need to go home.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Do they play in the rain.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
They play in the rain, but not lightning. Can't play
in lightning and thunder.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
That'll shut down baseball, football and soccer.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Yeah, everything. And I'm like, well, let's just see as
we get calls or its still raining on my but
it kind of looks like it's clear enough, guys kind
of and they're like, yeah, it's not raining as hard now.
And I was like, let's just park and we'll sit
in the car for a minute and then if it,
you know, continues to rain, we'll leave.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Oh guys, this guy with the yellow vest on.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
How far now? I was there early enough. I got
my normal spot far. Oh just right here, man, just
right here.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
It's literally right here. Stop screaming how far. Sorry, I've
been scarred from the past.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
And if you don't know the reference, you got to
go back to Friday's pod to hear about how far?
Speaker 2 (44:31):
How far?
Speaker 1 (44:34):
And so we part and the rain is stopped.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Yeah, it's just spot showers, just like Costa Rica. It's
very tropical, subtropical type climate.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
And we go, we get out and the kids are
so exciting. It must have monsoon over there. There is
just raging water in the street. There's mud everywhere. I
was looking at the radar. It never monsooned. No, it
monsoon for like ten minutes because it wasn't enough for ponding.
There was ponding all over.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
When there must have been something some that sort of
a fire hydrant issue that was. I looked at the
entire weather memorized the whole damn thing. Most it would
have been with slight drizzle and some ponding in select
areas outlying, not in the south part of the city,
and I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
So we walked to the stadium and we get there
and I didn't realize there was a weather delay. We
got there right at seven thirty, should have been kickoff.
It still had forty minutes on the board.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
It's a late start time.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
It's a late when it's forty three.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
Pm, and I will consider it forty minutes and we're
already there at seven thirty.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
I'm like, crap. So this lady, Tina, I know that
you know runs kid power She was working in the
gift shop, the fan shop that night to raise money
for her granddaughter. So I was like, let's just go
in there and look around. And we go in and
they find hats and they're like, Dad, we gotta get
these hats. We gotta get these hats. And I'm like,
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mister cheap. I'm like, I ain't buying you hats.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
No, I ain't gonna wear them.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
You don't ever wear your hats, like you wear them
for like a day, and you you don't get hats.
And then I'm talking to Tea and I'm like, oh,
how's it going. She's like, oh, you know, And I
was like, oh, yeah, they found some hats over there,
but I'm not getting them. She's like, you know, since
I'm working the night, I get forty percent off.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
That's pretty significant. I'm like, oh God, ah, God, is
your wife with you?
Speaker 1 (46:24):
No, No, she's at home with other kids. She's at
home watching Daddy Daycare?
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Or was she She's watching The Life.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Watching the Live Heads. Why baby Box three watches Daddy day.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
You need to give her a Daddy Daycare quiz on
the phone and see how many she gets right. Oh man,
Ray will bust her, she.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Would have no idea. And so then I'm like debating it,
debating it, and I text my wife like what do
you think you're debating it?
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (46:50):
And she's like, well, if you get one for them,
you gotta get one for baby Box three. And I'm like,
all right, you know what you guys think?
Speaker 2 (46:57):
We got a high school senior class coming around.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
You got there are good, good kids. I'm gonna I'm
gonna get the what their point that is?
Speaker 2 (47:05):
Like, we're an esteemed podcast. We're bringing a tour round.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Should I bring them in?
Speaker 2 (47:14):
No? No, I'm petering out, dude, And so all right,
we're about done.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
We're about done. So I tell Tina, all right, you
know what, we're gonna get the three hats. You use
your forty percent off, text me when you're able to
buy them, and I'll come back. I'll pay you.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Is money tight?
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Jeez, it's like twenty bucks.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
No, but I don't listen, man, I don't. That's the sake.
I don't. My dad never let me buy things when
I went.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Places, right, that was fifty years ago.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Like, we went to the zoo the other day on
Baby Box's birthday, and he wanted cotton candy. He never
got it. I kept saying, no, what'd you do?
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Get him a cotton swab?
Speaker 1 (47:44):
And I was like, you'll have cake later, dude.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Just imagine that it tastes like toot's your roll up.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
I said, you'll have cake later and the hat. I'm
just like, man, I'm so against it buying them things
like when we go to the games, I don't buy
it food nothing, you guys, raw, dude. I bring snacks
for them, and I bring their water bottles.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
And a shooter for me or a airplane.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Body because I'm a cheap son of a gun like,
so I won't even I won't have anything to drink
or eat. Ninety nine percent of the time.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
That's what my dad would do.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
That's I'm telling you. And my wife's like, it's okay
to get yourself a drink. I'm like, now, no, I
ain't paying thirteen dollars.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
My dad would get one lemonade and we would all
share it, and my mom would go to the water
found and fill up the lemonade because you could still
get some sugar on the bottom, so she would sneak
another lemonade. I'm like, folks, when can we not afford
a lemonade. I know I'm crazy, I know it's nuts,
and I can't this time.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
Though.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
If I ever go to a soccer game with you
and you don't have any food or any drink in
front of you, I'm gonna punch you in the face
and beat you with that twenty dollars forty percent off
hat in front of your family.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
So we decided to get the hat. So then I'm like,
I gotta get these kids foods because we didn't eat
dinner because we woke up at six thirty. From there,
they're starving. They're starving some food. So we go get
the chicken and banadas, which are fantastic. Get those, and
I get in the games about to start and I
get a text from Tina, Hey got the hats, come
on back. So we walked back to the fans store
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and she was like, this is a present, don't worry
about it.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Wow, what a hook up.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Gives them the hat. And let me tell you, these
kids were so excited about their hats.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Why don't you ask her if we can get fifty
more of those for our closest friends in January?
Speaker 1 (49:25):
I mean, they love their freaking hats, love them like,
I mean, I can't even explain how much they love
the hats. And I'm like, all right, look at them.
Look at these suckers. Yell pass you don't like the hats.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
They are good. They're the yellow's tough.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
It's like a flame.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Preads are freaking mustard. And the NSC is yellow. Guys
that we.
Speaker 1 (49:48):
Heard of the noise and gold. We're blue and gold.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
I would prefer we were the color of the rainbow.
I don't give a crap. Something different than yellow and mustard.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Got it, understand, no problem. I've always been a fan
of the rainbow. They're so excited. We wear the hats
all game. We're going crazy. Nashville s CE wins one nothing.
They win one nothing?
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Baby? Will we beat Philadelphia? Toronto? Toronto sucks?
Speaker 1 (50:11):
Sucks.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
Who's the worst team in the league off the Dome?
I don't need you to look at it.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Toronto's real bad.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Because then LA Galaxy's dead last in the Western They
won it last year, but they're terrible this year. How
do you win it? I don't know the worst.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
That's what I was gonna ask you about.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
I'm not sure if they lost a lot of their
I don't pay attention.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
So the comparable in this would be if you were
going to say the thunder or the worst team in
the NBA next year. Correct, that's impossible. That's why soccer
will never stick in America.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
Seems weird, I know. So Anyway, after the game, we
see Baby Box's friend from class say hi to him,
and then they're trying to get players to come over
and sign. They leave, Most of the people leave, and
then some guys are holding up a Honduras flag and
there's one of our players is from Honduras. He comes over,
threw paint on it. His name is Brian Acosta. He
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comes over and starts taking pictures and sign I told
the boys like run down there, and they had to
run two sections over and they were just gonna give
him high fives. And he got their hats and he
signed their hats. Wow, and they were going buh nan nuts.
They were in just over the moon.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
You gotta put that one in the framer.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
Oh dude. And then another player comes over named Julian Gaines.
He starts signing stuff. So they get down there and
they get him to sign their hat. They got two
autographs one night on their brand new hats. What about
the Honduras flag? You got that thing hanging in No, no, no,
the other some guy was holding it. That's how he
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got them to come over.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
Ray, I've never been more proud to be.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
Look how excited they are after their two autographs.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Man, Yeah, they need to settle down there. It looks
like they've had enough sugar for the entire month.
Speaker 1 (51:55):
Baby Box two didn't have a voice on Sunday. It
had no voice, no voice, And he was like, Dad,
we gotta start bringing our own marker. We gotta start
bringing our own market of the games. This is crazy.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
I'm going to the Miami game. Those kids ain't going.
Speaker 1 (52:12):
And I'm telling you what. You want to know what
kind of brothers they are?
Speaker 2 (52:16):
They gave their brother the hat.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
No, they were like when they when they were getting autographs,
they're like, Dad, Dad, we gotta get our brother's hat signed.
They got his hat signed even though he wasn't there. Wow,
I mean that. And then we were driving home they
were going crazy and they were talking about it and
they're like, Dad, Dad, I know brother's gonna be asleep
when we get home, but we gotta go down and
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put the hat on his head.
Speaker 2 (52:43):
He wakes up with an autographed hat.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
I mean, fantastic.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
Were they in bed when you got home? Your wife's
still up there.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
In bed, but she was in bed, just going to sleep.
They ran upstairs and told her all about it.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
Ray in bed, but I could still tell the luminescence
from the laptop she was watching the live feeds.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
Oh Man, So, Julian Gaines and Briana Costa, you made
two kids absolute day. I appreciate you guys taking time.
I mean it was amazing.
Speaker 2 (53:09):
What about Sam Surge he's too good to sign or what?
Speaker 1 (53:12):
Yeah, he didn't really say he may sign over there
where that players exit, but we're on the opposite side
of the field, so people got to make a special
effort to come over there.
Speaker 2 (53:19):
You see Candas.
Speaker 1 (53:21):
No, I don't think she works there anymore. Man, that's right,
I knew that. Yeah, that's that was awkward. That's awkward.
Uh yeah. So it is a great weekend, man. And
then yesterday what do we do? We w Yeah, that's it.
That's all we did. That was it, man, So happy weekend.
The British Open. I did get to.
Speaker 2 (53:36):
Watch it's called the Open.
Speaker 1 (53:38):
Okay, did you watch?
Speaker 2 (53:41):
I had it on his background noise Scott. He was
ahead by seventeen.
Speaker 1 (53:44):
It was pretty boring.
Speaker 2 (53:45):
And he tells us before the tournament he doesn't feel
fulfilled playing golf and he's gonna quit. Then wins the tournament,
isn't excited, and then somebody whispered in his here, hey,
you got act excited. So then he starts tiger fist pumping,
throws it hat off, throws it on the ground, and
just start freaking out like a psychopath. Dude learn how
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to celebrate. And then his kids walking by himself, running
on the course. Get the kids off the course. Man,
it's for balls and players. No kids, no wives. Get
him off the course.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
His excitement did seem a little fake.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
He just told us he doesn't love golf.
Speaker 1 (54:24):
I say, he doesn't love golf. It's just it's not
the only thing that means something to him.
Speaker 2 (54:27):
Oh, we're gonna learn about all this stuff in his
memory box.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
It was a pretty boring sunday.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
It was a terrible tournament. Well it was good. I mean,
it's good for you. Ryder cup, right, he's going to
bring that same energy. He's gonna bring that cup to
the right energy to the Ryder Cup. But I will
say that I was on DraftKings and I saw a
thirty bonus for a parlay on Wednesday night, and I
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have no idea how to bet golf. I pick a winner,
are you idiot? No?
Speaker 1 (55:02):
It had to be a parlay man in golf and golf.
Speaker 2 (55:05):
Oh, I don't even know how to do that. Is
it top ten, top twenty?
Speaker 1 (55:08):
Yeah, there's different ones you can do. So I was like,
let me just throw this again. You know it's a
thirty percent bonus, so let me just throw it. I'll
put Scotty Scheffler, Rory McElroy, Robert McIntyre, and Matt Fitzpatrick
all to finish top twenty.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
I bet they all did except for Fitzpatrick.
Speaker 1 (55:25):
Fitzpatrick finished fifth. Oh really.
Speaker 2 (55:27):
Mctartyre was good.
Speaker 1 (55:29):
Yeah, yesterday he got down all the way to twenty six, okay,
and then he birdied like three or three holes on
the back nine.
Speaker 2 (55:35):
And then Scotty won it. And who was the other guy?
Speaker 1 (55:37):
Rory?
Speaker 2 (55:37):
Rory was up there, he was third place.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
They all hit what was that seventeen hundred? It was
what did you put down one hundred? Because yeah, and
I had a random bet. Dude, I'm telling you I
could have put them all top ten and it would
have hit and I would have made probably ten times.
I mean, I don't know how much, but I'll just
let me try this. And what did you bet it?
Speaker 2 (55:59):
Though? When's that made? Okay? Then you all.
Speaker 1 (56:02):
Want to call on your bike. Dude.
Speaker 2 (56:04):
I had no idea, I know, but if you bet
that on Sunday, it'd probably be even money. The fact
you bet it before the tournament started, yeah, I mean
I had literally had no idea. Like, I was just like,
let me try this, and I just went twenty twenty twenty.
I was like, all right, cool, that is a hit.
It was. I was like, I was. I enjoyed myself,
So you enjoyed the game.
Speaker 1 (56:22):
I enjoyed. I enjoyed it. Yeah, but they weren't showing
McIntyre at all, and I'm like, guys, I need to
see McIntyre. I need to see McIntire. And then they
finally cut too many chips rolls in the hole Birdie,
when I was.
Speaker 2 (56:34):
Like, announcers goes, he goes, this, this thing's over here.
He goes. If this was a boxing batch, then say
what do you do? And uh, it's a bow out
or if this was a box, this would be a knockout.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
Oh man, it was.
Speaker 2 (56:47):
It was. It was rough.
Speaker 1 (56:49):
It was like the battle for a second was more exciting. Yeah,
Harry Hall and Carrie Coush, god herp whatever that the
guy's name was. But all right, have a great Monday.
I gotta get home because my wife has en appointment.
I got to take the kids to swim lessons, so
it'll be me and daddy daycare at the pool. Well done.
Speaker 2 (57:09):
Yeah, sorry, dude, No, but serious, dude, you gotta bleep
it at fifty four or three when you said there
was seriously a high school class that came around and
they were pointing at us, maybe saying that we're the
prototype for podcasts around the country.
Speaker 1 (57:23):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (57:24):
And there just was an article that came out and
it said people on YouTube that are gonna succeed and
do the best are the ones that go live. Why
do you think we went live today?
Speaker 1 (57:37):
We didn't go live on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (57:38):
Yeah we did, Oh we did. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (57:40):
Oh that's why I just read the article. All right,
let's start going live, man,